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Communism, Whores, And Streetcars: An Oral History of the Suicide Squeeze

"Rogers Horsnby: So Doc chickened out and helped Skip with this plan to bring down democracy [by inventing the suicide squeeze], so I tell Doc, as soon as he got back to the dugout "You're an embarrassment to your father." And, sure enough, he looks up in the stands and his father is crying."

Alex Fritz uses a time machine to learn more about the invention of the suicide squeeze; SB Nation St. Louis's travel budget is permanently exhausted.

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Out.Standing.

Thank God for the whores. Syphilis is a very underrated disease.

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by MattK on Jun 17, 2011 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

But how did they feel about whores?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 17, 2011 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

This is excellent.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 11:28 AM EDT reply actions

I smell a

“no relation” meme coming on.

by sdrone on Jun 17, 2011 12:42 PM EDT reply actions

oh fritz

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

We really loved whores

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 17, 2011 2:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

I read the whole thing in Sean Connery's voice.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

this was excellent.

Why don’t I have a travel budget?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 19, 2011 12:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Dunno.

But at least you have a whore budget.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Jun 19, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions

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