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Albert Pujols and why other teams might want the Cardinals' underperforming first baseman

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 16:  Albert Pujols #5 of the St. Louis Cardinals hits a home run in the eighth inning against the Washington Nationals at Nationals Park on June 16, 2011 in Washington, DC.  (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

After that home run off  future Cards Talk mainstay Tyler Clippard Albert Pujols is hitting .308/.420/.788 in the month of June. It's the first Albert Pujols Month of the year, and it pushes his seasonal OPS all the way to .844, which is 20th in the National League, behind Brett Wallace, Todd Helton, and other people who aren't as interesting to mention.

Even in June he's not the hottest hitter around. He's still behind Prince Fielder (.379/.559/1.025), Matt Kemp (.429/.541/.980), and Andrew McCutchen (.479/.552/.667, winner of the honorary Tip O'Neill award for the line that most closely resembles an outstanding season for a hitter of the 1880s.)

All these home runs aren't quite enough to stave off the Pujols-decline talk that's been built up over two ugly months of adequacy (though he's now on pace, once more, to hit 37 home runs and drive in 100), but they do help explain why he'll be a free-agency circus anyway: If Pujols finished the month with his OPS of 1.208 it would only be the fifth best month of his career. It would be the 22nd time he finished a month with an OPS over 1.100, which is usually enough to put you in the running for a player of the month award (he's won six.) 

What was strange about Pujols in 2011 was that he wasn't playing up to the consistently excellent level he usually did; what was strange about Pujols before that was just how high that level was. Until this year Pujols put up, month after month, the kind of lines that would top off a season for a regular star; if he begins to do it again people are going to forget the Pujols they saw in April and May in favor of the Pujols they saw almost constantly for 10 years. And that's why free agency is going to suck. 

Star-divide

With Mitchell Boggs and Fernando Salas both seeing heavy use on Thursday we're about to get the chance to see just how thin this bullpen is without Eduardo Sanchez. Jason Motte is the only fresh pitcher in the bullpen whose numbers aren't terrible; after that Tony La Russa can decide between home run rates of 2.5 and 3.2 per nine innings, or two K:BB ratios under one. Given those options I can understand why John Mozeliak is supposed to have been sniffing around J.C. Romero recently, even though Romero looks to me to have basically the exact same problems Trever Miller does. (I'd still rather try Raul Valdes, who has the same problems Brian Tallet does.)

Jess Todd hasn't exactly forced Mozeliak's hand in Memphis, but the Cardinals are now carrying four relievers whose poor play has caused La Russa to tiptoe around them in favor of the Young Pitchers. That's unsustainable, even for a manager who loves veterans and 13-man pitching staffs, and Todd is the only reliever left in the box with the chance to succeed in important innings.

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Speaking of bullpen problems, is anybody interested in a reclamation-project left-hander? He once struck out 239 batters in a season, and he's only 27! Also, he's allowed 29 earned runs in 15 innings with the Salt Lake Bees. I think the Scott Kazmir story is even sadder than the Mark Prior story, in its particulars. Kazmir began his career as a kind of perfect introduction to baseball for people whose desire for smarter-than-the-guys-in-the-room analysis was piqued by Moneyball, when in 2004 the Mets traded a guy who didn't look like a starter but had put up outstanding minor league numbers for a guy who did look like a starter, one who managed to lead the American League in walks allowed despite leaving at the trade deadline. 

Instant Moneyball gratification: Kazmir came up immediately as a 20-year-old and struck out 41 in 33 innings. Then over the next several years things just never fit together perfectly; Kazmir was always great, but he lost a gear as soon as the Rays got enough offense to win him games, and over his brief career with the Angels we watched as he abruptly lost the ability to pitch the way he once had in front of the cameras. There was no disappearance, like with Prior, and in Salt Lake the minor league fans who saw his 17.05 ERA caught an ugly chapter that Prior must have come to terms with by himself, in gyms and on practice fields.

Shoulder problems are vicious—they obliterate a pitcher's identity, and the long-lost Moneyball reader in me knows that intuitively. But even now I hope Kazmir catches on somewhere else. You'll be happy to know that the worried Scott Kazmir meets Dave Duncan connection has already been made on BTF.

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I have really enjoyed the George Vescey book.

He had me at the completion of the prologue anecdote, though, and I’m really not an objective critic of books about Musial.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me as well.

About half way through. There are a lot of nice stories and tidbits of The Man. Still kind of wish Joe Pos had taken it on thought.

by paposse on Jun 17, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop saying Moneyball or someone will link to the movie preview

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 17, 2011 8:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm so excited to see Phillip Seymour Hoffman play Art Howe.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The BTF story's comment section has devolved

Into a argument about time signature for the Zeppelin song “Kashmir.” That’s awesome

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/3/2011):
51 IP, 63 K, 22 BB/HBP, 21 ER, 2 HR, 2.41 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 8:42 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I stopped myself from posting a comment because I couldn't transcribe the bass line.

what a fail

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 17, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are multiple time signatures used.

As in the drummer is doing one thing, the guiatrs/keys another. I could see where that would confuse people.

by adiueordie on Jun 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LZ did a lot of tricky/subtle stuff like that

the pauses in the verses of Black Dog are different lengths, for example.

The main riff in Kashmir is in 6/4 (you can think of 2 bars of 6/4 as being the same as 3 bars of 4/4, but that makes the phrase lengths weird). The 2nd (louder) string theme that comes in over the top is in 4/4. It’s very slick how the 4/4 riff is aligned so that it fights with the underlying 6/4. Bonham just keeps pounding away, kicks on the odds, snares on the evens, so it stays coherent whether you’re listening to it in 4 or 6.

When it gets into the next part (“mama!”) the transition is one bar of 9/8 before it straightens out and goes back into 4/4. The chorus section is 4/4 also.

The genius is that most people have no idea that the whole song is not in a straight 4/4, in part cause it’s so drony and repetitive….

/dork

I got nothing on Kazmir the pitcher.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Well, was at the game last night. That one sucked.

By the way, the grass on the knoll behind the center field/left center field wall at Nationals Park is not really grass. For those who just really need to know these things.

by peppermartin on Jun 17, 2011 8:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Astro-turfy knoll gunman?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 17, 2011 9:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

how did you find out?

did you try smoking it?

618. Represent.

by ldr on Jun 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Keep Albert, if possible.

the end.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 17, 2011 8:50 AM EDT reply actions  

The Giants need a catcher

Think the Cards would trade Laird to the Giants once he comes off the DL for one of their relievers?

by KD1 on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 AM EDT reply actions  

I haven't read Moneyball,

but it’s my understanding that Beane focused on drafting college pitchers with a track record of success and not high-school pitchers. I believe Kazmir was drafted out of high school. That being said, I think you may be going for the “jeans model” angle, where Kazmir doesn’t look the part of a jeans model—er, major-league starter—so Steve Phillips was okay trading him for Victor Zambrano.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Kazmir was talked about in Moneyball

And Beane discussed why he didn’t like picking guys like Kazmir in the book for the reason you stated.

by KD1 on Jun 17, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it wasn't straight moneyball

but I remember the kazmir thing vividly as the first moment after I became a moneyball-inflected baseball fan where a GM making an obviously stupid decision played itself out in such a morality-play style. the BTF thread on it was just several pages of mets-fan self-immolation and prospectus-reader triumphalism.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 17, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should really read it.

even though there won’t be any statistical revelations for you, Lewis offers a pretty good backdrop of a front office in MLB. Plus it will only take you a weekend at most – easy read.

by all4tookie on Jun 17, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

This may sound odd,

but I was putting together lineups on the traveling team I helped coach based on SLG and OBP in 1996. So, I heard about this book, thought to myself, “Wait, MLB clubs don’t use OBP?” and then went about my college life.

I’ve had a ton of people tell me I should read it, even baseball “traditionalists.” To which I say that I’m aware of Michael Lewis’s skill at weaving a narrative, but I liked Moneyball just fine the first time I lived it, with the Whiteyball era St. Louis Cardinals.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's really more about market inefficiencies as they relate to baseball than it is about baseball.

At least, that’s what I got out of it.

Also, Billy Beane wrote Moneyball. I don’t know who Michael Lewis is. Richard Lewis’ brother?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

than?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

what?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

(note to self: don't VEB while talking to the IRS. distracting.)

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool story, Fritz

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you have something to not get paid to do?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have lots of things to not get paid to do, thankyouverymuch

15 hour workday today!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need one of those old "Soccer is Life. The rest is just details" t-shirts.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

except that they didn't pay to bring him here

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm giving serious thought to looking into the Fair Labor Standards Act on your behalf.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you have a case

when it’s self-inflicted?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

This was tongue-in-cheek.

Unpaid internships occur across the country, so I doubt it violates the FLSA. That being said, the Supreme Court has held that a worker may not waive his or her FLSA rights.

The Department of Labor website makes me wonder, though…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

“The Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) defines the term "employ" very broadly as including to "suffer or permit to work."”

Well said, DoL

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I immediately thought of putting stickers on stadium seats.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

HOW WAS THAT STATISTICAL ANALYSIS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you count how many seats you put stickers on?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

I was too delirious from it being 1:00 AM

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, see there, that was your statistical analysis.

How many seats can a brain-fried, over-tired intern put a sticker on in the middle of the night?

I’m not trying to belittle what you do by this, but I really have a hard time seeing how you can get true statistical analysis from soccer. The game is too wide open to me. Too many variables to it. The players that just can’t keep up will show up pretty quickly, I’d think. The rest would have a shit-ton of luck tied to it. But I really don’t know much about it, just watch it from time to time.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's what I tell people:

You’re never going to be able to understand the game with statistics like you can in baseball, but there are still advantages to be gotten from statistical study

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

contact average

=actual contact / times fallen on the ground

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the FLOP statistic.

Otherwise known as ‘The Emmy’?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

I wasn’t trying to be a smartass. the idea just doesn’t jump out at me, but I can see your point.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I didn't take it that you were being a smartass at all

That’s a very valid concern. The other people in this subthread though…

On a game-to-game basis, each win or loss is probably decided more by luck than anything else, but the team still needs to have an effective game plan, which can be gotten by doing statistical analyses of opponent tendencies, stuff like that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soccer

I feel that the skill and luck in soccer are inextricably linked, in that a player properly playing his position or skilled enough can take advantage of a fortuitous opportunity. That is, statistical analysis could help field a team that finds itself in a position to have good-luck results.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured that it was tongue in cheek.

As was my response.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unpaid internships are on the rise

Companies have realized that there’s a new labor force out there that they can tap for free or with nebulous returns like experience even though what they have you do may not pertain to what you are studying or want to do in the future. It’s an inherently exploitative relationship. I thought there were some pending cases on it but I can’t seem to find any details.

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 17, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think you're right on that last part

I took the Mariners internship under the assumption it was unpaid. Like 2 months before I was to start, the NYT or WSJ came out with an article talking about the exploitative nature of unpaid internships, and then about a week after that, I got a call from the Mariners telling me that I was now going to be paid.

Better to pay interns $8.00/hr rather than risk an expensive lawsuit, I suppose

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If a lawsuit were brought,

they’d likely wind up paying the wages owed, liquidated damages, and attorney fees as well as their own attorneys’ fees. So, paying a barely minimum wage would be well worth ensuring there was no lawsuit, I would think.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The DOJ has created unpaid positions for Asst US Attorneys

I don’t practice labor law, but I suspect there must be some allowance for unpaid internships.

Where’s IHEARTBOOG?

by OCCardsFan on Jun 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

QFT

“inherently exploitative”

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had Mark Mulder on BBTN talking about Kazmir

who better to discuss a left-handed pitcher who fell off of a cliff?

by STLRegalia on Jun 17, 2011 11:03 AM EDT reply actions  

toonces, the cat who could drive a car?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 17, 2011 11:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   4 recs

this made me laugh

I haven’t thought about Toonces in quite a while

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 17, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Al Leiter? Tom Glavine?

but that was only because they were ancient.

618. Represent.

by ldr on Jun 17, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

What about Andrew Bailey?

Speaking of Moneyball, Billy Beane still owes us for Mulder. The A’s are a mess and I’d think Lance Lynn is a perfect Moneyball pitcher that we could package a deal around.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

We don't need a 9th inning guy, who we would have to overpay for

We need a 6th inning guy that is not Ryan Franklin or Miguel Batista, and that person is basically replacement level

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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Shutdown the 8th and 9th (Bailey/Salas) Then your asking the bullpen to cover the 6th and 7th when the starter can’t get through them. Plus I don’t think you have to overpay for Bailey. It took who again to get Holliday? Exactly.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our 8th/9th inning guys are fine (Salas, Motte, Sanchez)

Acquiring a guy like Bailey is just reactionary and a poor allocation of resources. Closers are notoriously overpriced based on their production

Also, the Holliday part is just results-based analysis. We gave up a pretty big package for a 4 month acquisition.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course it is

results based analysis. Isn’t that the idea? I thought the whole idea of Sabermetrics was to predict future results based on past performance. The package was Wallace for 4-months of Holliday. Wallace plays 1st base now. We have a pretty good first baseman now. He was always trade bait. The other 3 players aren’t even on their 40 man or have been released.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dick, toaster, etc.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

I know. Wallace is better than Holliday. This has gotten on a sort of tangent but I’ll bite cause the fire alarms are going off in the office. Wallace and Pujols share the same position so Wallace would have and OPS+ of 0 if he were still with the Cardinals. So we flipped him for 4 months of Holliday and spent a boatload on him. I get it. My original thought was address the bullpen by aquiring Andrew Bailey. I keep hearing all this talk about Heath Bell but if you can package a deal that would cost less to get Bailey, wouldn’t you explore it?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody here wants Heath Bell.

He’ll cost too much, he’s a rental, he’s older, he’ll cost too much to re-sign. What part of that looks like a good idea?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need 1or more of the options as follows:

A. A strong SP
B. A good SS
C. Better middle relief LH and RH.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answers

A. Carl Pavano?
B. Macier Izturis?
C. Kyle McClellan (If A. is addressed)

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theriot is the St. Louis shortstop.

I don’t see that even being proposed.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enh

A. Eewww… Pavano. He’s pretty much identical to Westbrook. I wonder if the Mets would sell low on Johan contract-wise once he’s healthy. There’s always my pipe dream of seeing how Dunc could work with someone with real talent (maybe Nolasco?) or someone with horrible results but good stuff (Daniel Cabrera?).
B. Remember the last Izturis? Also, he’s only been significantly above-average once in his career, but would cost much more than that on the trade market. A Clint Barmes, Emilio Bonifacio, or Mike Aviles would be much more cost-effective. If they really wanted to spend talent-wise (can’t afford Jose Reyes, as awesome as that would be), I’d be intrigued to see what it would take to bring in Cliff Pennington.
C. Joe Saunders has still dominated against lefties. As for RH relief, McClellan suits the bill if the rotation gets straightened out.

by monkeysareblue on Jun 17, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Chris Capuano?

He could be a back of the rotation starter, thus moving K-Mac to the pen (2 birds one stone) or be a great loogy, career BAA for lefties is under .230

by ckeiner on Jun 17, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like it was discussed the other day/yesterday?

lboros brought it up that we don’t need another back-of-the-rotation pitcher. We need front at least a 3 pitcher, better than avg in otherwords. Kmac needs to be in the pen, imo to help lighten the load there. Honestly, I don’t know where to go that won’t cost us an arm and a leg.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joel Piniero?

He pitched like a 3 when he was here. I just don’t know either. It’s got to be a dave stewart type thatDunc can teach a forkball to or something.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I apologize.

When I say I hear all this talk of Heath Bell its from so-called experts and radical fans. I was just making a counter-suggestion with no statistical analysis. It was just a “hey! What about this Bailey guy?”

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha, I also hadn't read farther down yet.

Right now I just want a SS that is actually a SS. If he hits, then great. Put Theriot’s ass at 2B and send Skippy packing. Get another SP if possible. I also want a Red Ryder BB gun and a real Radio Flyer wagon for Christmas.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wallace is better than holliday?

doesn’t wallace have a .400 BABIP or something?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well so does Holliday, to be fair

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

since we are being fair and comparing Wallace's OPS+

Holliday currently has a 182 OPS+

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 17, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it's a little closer to average for holliday, though

i don’t see wallace as the .350 BABIP type

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's easier to get hits

when you make people feel sorry for the baseball.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

.398 BABIP

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well sure

but who is going to solve that? I kept mentioning Yunel Escobar but everyone ignored me.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should've got Escobar last year when he was actually available.

Why would Toronto even think of dealing him at this point? The only way to get him would be to blow Toronto out of the water and that would be a poor long term move.

by lopey986 on Jun 17, 2011 12:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Reyes!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 17, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather just get healthy and reevaluate our needs then

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on this.

I’m not a fan of Theriot so that’s why I pine for a Shortstop. (With POWER!!) I think the bullpen needs to be addressed or adding a starter and sliding Kmac back to the bullpen.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want a good defensive shortstop, who gets on base as often Theriot does, and has power

Then you’re looking to get one of the best players in MLB

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cake

and eat it too?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I think a trade with the Giants would make sense

They have too many relievers and also have a couple of replacement level guys that can be traded.

by KD1 on Jun 17, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I mean

The idea of a replacement level guy is that they’re freely available. Guys like Augenstein and Todd are both about replacement level and we don’t have to give up a guty

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mulder just listed pujols as number 2 on his top 6 first basemen list

Howard and Fielder nowhere to be found. A-Gon number 1. I guess he is putting a lot of stock in albert’s first two months (but not fielder’s)

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/3/2011):
51 IP, 63 K, 22 BB/HBP, 21 ER, 2 HR, 2.41 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 12:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Yea

Im ok with it (the list)

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 12:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rosenthal update

6 IP, 7K, 2 BB, 2 HBP, 2 ER, 9:2 GO:FO

full season stats in my sig

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 12:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Also 5 hits

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 12:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wish he was going deeper into games

otherwise he’s having an excellent year.
11.1 K/9
2.9 BB/9

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 17, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are his pitch count totals?

The reason I ask is I wonder if they are keeping him on a strict count.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not an efficiency thing.

I just would like to see him with a little more leash.

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 17, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you're saying.

He is being pulled out of games independent of his efficiency.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive been trying to find this info

I’m guessing he is on some sort of count

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 4:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he's a converted reliever

i’m okay with a bit of a tight leash for now. 6 IP is a solid.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 17, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't he still at QC?

can we get a promotion?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why he hasn't been

Seems like they would want a legit SP prospect with Dennis Martinez as long as possible

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 4:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and i mean

he’s obviously shown that he’s ready for a promotion. i just don’t see what there is to gain by keeping him in a league pitching against inferior talent

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm having an early mid-life crisis

Stemming from the depressing realization that predicting that Molina homer last night is probably the coolest thing I’ll ever do in my life. Hang on, gotta go buy a motorcycle or something.

by mojowo11 on Jun 17, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh for god's sake

Make a woman scream your name tonight. Calling a homer in a blog? Seriously?

by sdrone on Jun 17, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that or

“Damn you xxx, leave me the eff alone!” is about the only way I ever expect to hear a woman scream my name.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 17, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

your name is moonshine?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"god! stop asking me out!"

“as you wish!”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought my name was "dammit" till I was 12

Dammit, will you shut the door!, Dammit, shut up!, Dammit, etc, etc.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 17, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I wanted was a Pepsi!

just one Pepsi!

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT CRAZY!

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S CRAZY!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a line from an out take of the Budweiser pep talk radio ads?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have taking comments too literally for $600, Alex

(No, I’m not talking to you, Fritz. I’m talking to Trebek.)

by mojowo11 on Jun 17, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's this guy in Denver who can help you

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny Story

The first date I ever had with my wife was at Old Chicago in Columbia. (Gone now) We were talking and the baseball game was on. I told her if this guy up to bat hit a homerun that she would have to give me a kiss. Well it turns out the guy up to bat was Pujols and he did indeed hit a homerun. Later, I hit a homerun myself.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 17, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

oh i get what you're saying. heh heh...

my favorite toppings are pepperoni and tears.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCAMSS

current line for no-limit arch beer league softball

.412/.500/.882

which is also how I want Albert to end the month of June

by STLRegalia on Jun 17, 2011 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm a beast in my adult t-ball league

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

last time I played

I was like Albert Pujols…..the first 2 weeks of this season. My team was happy when I resulted in only one out. I had to buy a bunch of beer.

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jun 17, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you adjust for league and park factors?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

no-limit + beer makes it harder than normal 12 inch leagues, but the park is similar to Fenway. 230 ft down each line with a 40 ft fence in left, but not in right (why I switched to left-handed).

by STLRegalia on Jun 17, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's your wOBA?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

my OBP is .500. let’s say league average is .450

by STLRegalia on Jun 17, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Softball Markov Chains

Where would one find these…

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Jun 17, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can use Tango's markov chain generator to adjust for any league average

You could definitely do it for softball if you had some basic stats (league average singles, doubles, homers, runs, etc.)

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a different era

a simpler time when we greatly anticipated a stellar duke nukem game, anthony weiner was investigating who hacked his twitter account, and my paycheck was a number in my bank and not star wars figurines in their original packaging. we were all so innocent back then.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

now the june 7th rangers, yankees, and cards

those were some truly great teams. i tell ya, you just won’t see anything like that nowadays no sir.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail

oh the indignity

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing Streak Run Differential:

-24

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

(mo calls a wal-mart in south florida)

MO: “hi, may i speak to your door greeter please?”
OPERATOR: “one moment”
HAL MCRAE: “hello this is hal…”
MO: “YOU’RE FIRED!” * click *

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Does this*

I promise I am not day drinking…yet

by swmrnbk on Jun 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one can say until after a decision by the judge in the one-day trial.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Clark & the Legend of Locked In

In today’s Bytes column, Bernie drums up the ridiculous legend of Will Clark and J.D. Drew.

5. Bring in Will Clark to holler at Colby Rasmus … to get Rasmus going. OK, we jest about that one. But in case you don’t understand the reference, here’s the story: when the Cardinals acquired Will Clark at the trade deadline on July 31, 2000 he did a fantastic job down the stretch. Clark batted .345 with 12 homers and 42 RBIs for the Cardinals. But Clark also made J.D. Drew his personal project. There wasn’t a big difference in Drew’s numbers after Clark’s arrival, but Drew certainly seemed to be more locked in mentally, more alert, more energetic. Why? Well, he was intimidated by Clark. Anyway … Rasmus has been in a rut for too long. In 138 plate appearances since May 7 he’s batting .203 with a .290 OBP and a .358 SLG. His batting average against LHP during that time is .188. The Cardinals have to start scoring more runs. It helps to have Matt Holliday back. But the lineup won’t realize its potential unless Rasmus re-emerges as a force. He’s way overdue. A player with Rasmus’ ability shouldn’t be languishing like this.

Let’s get this straight, then.

There wasn’t a big difference in Drew’s numbers after Clark’s arrival, but Drew certainly seemed to be more locked in mentally, more alert, more energetic.

So, it had little to no effect on Drew’s production but made him seem more locked in? That’s just what the doctor ordered. Give me a break.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

we're but a few serious faces away from taking this division!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It's called a "game-face". Hellooooo.......

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell me more about this game...face?

is this game…face? a subset of serious faces or is it the opposite? could you express this in the form of a venn diagram for those of us without the ability to interpret facial expressions?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say that it is a subset of serious faces.

it occurs from the beginning of a sporting event to the end to said event. During which time one shall not show mirth or frivolity or any other actual emotion beyond disgust of not winning said contest. I shall have to put on said game-face in order to come up with a diagram, for I am not sure as yet how to accomplish it. And until I do, I cannot be happy or complacent with anything less than total success.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The face depends on the game

This is the face you make if your game of choice is “Terrifying Children!”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jun 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that will scare more than children.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because the numbers don't capture that he was a better baseball player doesn't mean he wasn't, bgh

God you’re so dumb

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby is just being a team player

he’s leaving RBI on the bases, so that Albert can get them and raise his season total. DUH.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jun 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

^actual al hrabosky logic

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yep.

i nearly spit food out of my mouth when that lil’ nugget escaped his brain.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jun 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a veritable fount of wisdom.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm laughing too much to come up with a better one.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sportswriters have a difficult job.

Sometimes reality has to be molded to fit the column.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is literally the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Says you...

In reality, they’ve been spinning yarns since the beginning.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yarnality

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's an old profession

that is similar to the oldest

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a rui's mom joke in here, I just know it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shit

But it’s kind of hard to write interesting stories about facts (well not really, but I assume the average sportswriter has an IQ of 6).

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

/empty can of Budweiser hits JD Drew in the head.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 17, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

DREW uses TALENT on TONY LA RUSSA
IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 17, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we doing this again? welp, no stopping it now...

TONY uses DUGOUT CEILING!

it’s super-effective!

DREW fainted.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?! TONY is evolving!!!

do-do-do-do-do-dooo-do-do

TONY evolved into CONNIE MACK

(Can’t get rid of him now!)

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 17, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

TONY sent out COLBY! GO! COLBY!!

COLBY is loafing around!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 17, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go THERIOT

THERIOT used ADEQUACY
It’s ADEQUATE!!!

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 17, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERKMAN used PUMA PRANCE

It’s super-effective!!!

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Jun 17, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, I hope this is searchable

I’ll try pokemon, and hope for the best.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 17, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Do you know us? We're a Major League baseball team"

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ Hardy

He’s probably a better option that Theriot, but let’s be real here…he is, at best, erratic — and his current season doesn’t match up with his past production, at least not consistently.

2010: .299/.366/.514
2009: .268/.320/.394
2008: .229/.302/.357
2007: .283/.343/.478
2006: .277/.323/.463

The defense is nice, and even when his hitting is down, he’s probably a win better than current version of decent-hit-no-field Theriot. But we’d have to pay for his current production in a trade, and while it’s possible he’s made a breakthrough, it’s also possible that this is just a mirage.

by mojowo11 on Jun 17, 2011 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

He's on the Twins right?

They have to be in sell mode. Plus Hardy is really good – probably a good 3 WAR going foward, making him significantly better than Theriot.

I’d give them Skip and Lance.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRADE FOR JOSE REYES

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i'm going write a script

that searches for keywords and just posts this for me automatically at the correct times

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wanted us to sign Hardy in the offseason...

It would be nice to pick him up if it didn’t cost us too much…and then move Theriot to 2nd. Hardy is MUCH better defensively, and even though his offense has been pretty inconsistent over his career his offensive numbers are much better as well:

Theriot: .285/.348/.356
Hardy .265/.325/.428

by mick311 on Jun 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm desperate for it to be 4 o'clock. I NEED THE WEEKEND!!!

(Actually I need a nap and then the weekend.)

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 17, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm desperate for it to be 8 o clock

but i need a new job more than the weekend

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know a guy who can help you with that

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

alternate response "hang in there!"

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it.

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by spants on Jun 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

...she said, running her thumb along the edge of the blade.

A casual, practiced gesture. One that had the desired effect…

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by The Continental on Jun 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup - Let's Riot

1. Skip Schumaker, 2B

2. Jon Jay, CF

3. Albert Pujols, 1B

4. Matt Holliday, LF

5. Lance Berkman, RF

6. Tony Cruz, C

7. Daniel Descalso, 3B

8. Tyler Greene, SS

9. Chris Carpenter, P

by OCCardsFan on Jun 17, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

Skip leading off, brilliant

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

Greene’s OBP this season is 31 points higher than Skippy’s.

.307 > .266

death is not an option

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jun 17, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

OBP

Schumaker: .276
Descalso: .294
Greene: .307

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's depressing

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That’s awful. There are three guys in that lineup that should be in a major league starting lineup, plus a pitcher.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jun 17, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is often one player as offensively inept as each of those three on a big-leaguer roster:

the utility infielder (Nick Punto). And that’s the problem. We have three of them not only on our roster but in the starting lineup tonight.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 17, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoever called a colby day off, congrats

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't think that was the speculation

he’s just been bad lately

he needs a session with his dad, i think

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

.238 wOBA in june (.214 BABIP)

dunno if that’s all luck, but he does seem to hit a lot of balls really hard right at the 1B

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being bad in June can't possibly be determining who plays in CF...

Widely liked CFer in June: 224/255/265 in 53 PAs
Widely disliked CFer in June: 185/214/315 in 56 PAs

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, it's just an off day

Actually, last time colby was sent it was because he had “dead legs” or something like wasn’t it? I wander what his numbers look like since then.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby really needs a new team

It’s Ray Lankford all over again.

Colby is never going to put up flashy numbers – .300 average, tons of power. He should hit about .270-280, walk a ton and have decent power. But that won’t be enough to satisfy the local fans and press.

Not to mention, his main ability (walking) not only gets overlooked, it draws criticism both from the media and fans as well as apparently coaching. Remember all the crap about him being too cautious after the game he walked 5 times?

They (coaches/fans/media) just need to leave him alone and play. But that’s not gonna happen. For some reason he’s become a lightning rod…

by DiscoJer on Jun 17, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony rested him recently, citing fatigue

wonder if it’s the same reason again.

Of course, he sat Theriot yesterday and is also sitting Molina today, so maybe it’s got more to do with the travel schedule.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think this is even the worst lineup this year

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's pretty hard to be bad with Pujols-Holliday-Berkman

But besides them and Jay, this is just a black hole of suck.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

when Freese comes back

it means one fewer utility man in the lineup every freaking day. Come on, David….

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he tried, but he forgot to swing the bat

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

"never EVER"

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

21% walk rate!

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by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

.133 ISO SLG!

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

.091 BABIP

We could do this all day, buddy.

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by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 wRC+!

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll let you go ahead and check out his wOBAr

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

still not good

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many PAs are we talking about here?

like .04 PAs or something?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 17, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

I’d like to see more of MC eventually, but the dude was just going up there with the bat on his shoulder. I think he went 1-15 or something.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm mainly joking

he should clearly be starting over DD right now. he’s almost as good of a defender and he’s likely to be much better offensively over a non-trivial sample size

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What should have happened

IMHO, is when Freese went down, they should have called up MC and have him be the starter at 3rd.

But of course, with this team’s management, that’s too simple a solution. It has to be a musical chairs arrangement, with a new player at 3rd every day

by DiscoJer on Jun 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate tony

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by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he wasn't on the (then full) 40-man roster

so it wasn’t quite that simple

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes

couldn’t risk taking off David Kopp or Fransisco Samuel

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by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure the fascination with kopp

they ended up removing king instead and he got took. samuel is still a prospect. he would definitely get claimed

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

did i hear correctly?

is David supposed to be back soon?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jun 17, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sent down for Holliday, IIRC

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a reactionary line-up

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 17, 2011 7:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

wow McCutchen is really freakin good!

don’t look now, but the Pirates are 3 games out of first place.

please, no more bullpen poetry
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 17, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a four-man pit fight, y'all.

Only one of us comes out alive. Or possibly two. Depends on what’s going on in the other pits.

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Jun 17, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Kevin Correia!!?!?!

HE… WINS… GAMES!!!!! HELLO!??!?!

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 17, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

for all the hype i keep hearing about Charlie Morton

he’s only K’ing 4.93 per nine compared to 3.64 BB/9.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 17, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

From April 7 to May 9

he hit 200/302/318. 127 plate appearances. I wish Bernie were here to explain how this could happen….

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

But was he focused

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 17, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure he would...

Z to the Yanks makes so much sense it can’t not happen.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

So do we play the Rays, Orioles, and Blue Jays this year, but not the Red Sox or Yankees?

by mojowo11 on Jun 17, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

The skedge is crazy tilted toward us and against the Brewers. I think I fanshotted this when it came out. The Brewers play 15 against the Twins, Red Sox, Yanks, and Rays while we get the Royals, Orioles, Jays, and Rays.

This looked even worse before the season started and the Twins were thought to be good…

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1

Leadoff homer for Ellsbury. Marcum is teh suk?

by mojowo11 on Jun 17, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only more people thought like you

The world would be a better place.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You two are brothers?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I'm his dad

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be so proud.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's what happened to that Penny f/x?

It all makes sense now….

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that whole lineup is on fire

they are mad goodz.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 17, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have wahat he's having.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 17, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-2 now

RBI double for Big Steroid Papi.

by mojowo11 on Jun 17, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

this article

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/saber-friendly-tip-2-talkin-about-power/

got me thinking about how we really don’t have a very good stat for quantifying power. seems like it wouldn’t be that hard. we could just take linear weights/wRAA or something, determine how many of runs above average came from XBH, divide by total wRAA and adjust it to league SLG to make it easy to understand. that would solve most of the problems of the other stats we already have, and as far as i can tell, it would give exactly the right amount of credit to the various XBHs. thoughts?

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and we will call it wSLG

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A HR isn't just one base better than a triple...

especially when Tyler Greene could come to bat.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Jun 17, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the scale is confusing

and it’s not properly weighting the batting outcomes. basically the same thing that’s wrong with OPS

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it depends what we're trying to measure

OPS is ostensibly trying to measure total production, so linear weights is really the perfect alternative.

However, what are we trying to measure with “power”? You don’t just want to use linear weights, as that includes the on-base percentage aspect of each hit. A double is better than a single because a guy is more likely to score from second, but that seems rather irrelevant to the power aspect of it.

IMO, measuring total bases is a perfectly reasonable interpretation of what power means.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, adjusting walks out of it would be fairly easy

and if OPS is trying to measure total production, then SLG/ISO is trying to measure how much of that value is derived from power. so this would just be the linear weights equivalent of SLG. does that make sense?

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by prophetjohn on Jun 17, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it does

But I don’t see why you need to have a linear weights version of slugging.

Maybe you could adjust the linear weights to only measure the change in run’s immediately after the at bats, as opposed to the change in run expectancy. That would only give credit for the RBI value of a double, rather than the increased odds of a run happening after.

But that’s just as arbitrary for defining “power” as total bases is.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 17, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe life in general is arbitrary

i dunno

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