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Bautista homered again
that’s 19 now
"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."
I want the real Pujols back =(
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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same here but check this out
From ESPN Stats & Info: #Cardinals Albert Pujols has 7 HR and 25 RBI. On May 23 last year, Pujols had 8 HR & 29 RBI.
That'd make me feel a lot better if his peripherals weren't shite
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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The real Pujols can't even do what Bautista is doing right now
Dude transformed into Jose Bondstista.
Not afraid to nitpick
He's had stretches like this
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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In fact he hasn't
Bautista through 176 PAs has a .353/.503/.827 line, the best I can find for Pujols is 2006 198 PAs of .323/.449/.804. And shit, batting has gone down pretty significantly since then so it’s even bigger. Bautista is the craziest thing I have ever seen in my baseball watching life.
Not afraid to nitpick
I'm going to go with Bonds as the the craziest in my baseball life
But this Bautista stretch is totally nutters
If I had a time machine, I would go to 1747 and kill Ben Franklin.
But Bonds was already the best player of the 90s
Him turning into superman on juice is crazy but not a utility infielder turning into juiced Barry Bonds.
Not afraid to nitpick
.379 .530 .989 in his last 25 games kind of crazy
With just a .295 BABIP to boot.
Not afraid to nitpick
he's been hitting the ball harder lately, c'mon
"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."
who the hell is batting behind him?
shouldn’t Bautista be getting walked more often or something?
"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."
the harangutan
well if the rest of the el can’t be happy about a win for more than four comments,
someone ought to post a giant picture of Mr. Harang.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
haha i am quite happy over the victory
actually, i’m overly optimistic at the moment, “we won today, and we’re gonna win the next day, and the next day, and the next day” *takes a breath
He's very handsome.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
so, rasmus' defense credited to his socks/new look?
what a catch, and there was a wall involved!? :O
Rasmus is king of the placebo effect
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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you come through in the clutch
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I dunno, I never remembered him for his velocity
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
anything with gripping tools and lungs can be taught
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
opposable thumbs, yeaaah
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think I would rather face Harang than the Ape throwing a bowling ball under hand.
could you imagine getting beaned by that?
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ape might need a bigger strike zone, though.
if there’s no gravity well involved, i’ll take my chances.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
actually...
If I could throw a bowling ball across the plate I would pitch to contact. Good luck hitting that past the mound unless you Amaury the Cannibal.
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brilliant - my compliments. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
how does it work?
"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."
out till August.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
quad pain in yesterday's game
leg removed as a precaution
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't be so hasty.
We don’t really know that.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
now that you mention it...
LAMBTRON SHOULD PAY FOR MATT’S INJURY WITH HIS OWN LEG
REMOVE IT
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
dude
we don’t have that many towels.
there’s not like some endless supply for your sacrificial surgeries.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
then it's decided
LAMBTRON’S BLEEDING SHALL NOT BE STAUNCHED
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
...
you may staunch your own bleeding, I suppose
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
aggravated the quad Sunday in KC
that’s why Laird was in the game.
"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."
Quad is barking again.
Might miss the series.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
today's game offset just awful meetings. . . Might be driven to drink tonight. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i fucking hate some of the smug assholes on this blog
it is sad that some nights i don’t log on here for game threads because of the attitudes of the “smart” people who post here
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions
what?
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't think anyone came off as smug.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
you didn't read where somebody called me the lowest of the low bar
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
He didn't call you that.
You took his analysis personally, when he said nothing about you.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i was fired up
i admit that i screwed up… sorry
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
<3 u
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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judging by this post I doubt it's particularly sad that you don't log on here
some nights
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
did i offend you earlier? seriously?
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
you didn't offend me,
but clearly someone offended you. I’m perplexed as to why you “fucking hate” the “smug assholes” on this blog. Then you felt it worthwhile to post about your hate. So, the fact that you hate the largely smart (no quotes on this one) talk that occurs on this blog and that you have the bad judgement to so vigorously espouse your hate makes me think that you not posting some nights is probably a good thing.
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
right
i espouse hate here on a regular basis
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
ok, your op
was pretty harsh and pointless
Probably not worth further conversation
Sorry to contribute to your inclination to not log on to this website
by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 24, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
im sorry for the original post
it was dumb of me
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Need I remind everyone...
Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.
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Who's the dork NOW?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Yes, mature is exactly the tone I was intending
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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hey, it makes NO sense to react to a drama-filled comment with inciting more drama.
this should be crystal clear to all of you, at any level of impairment.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Who would take my comment seriously?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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your mom takes it seriously
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Why don't you go count your wins, old-timer
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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touche
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
wow, I don't have time to teach How Not to Feed Trolls 101.
but clearly that is in your plans tonight, so I’ll let you go on your merry way.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Feeding trolls is me responding in an even angrier manner
It is not me giving a light-hearted response to someone I have a pleasant history with
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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come on
you’re calling me a troll? really?
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, you ARE really ugly
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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that's lance berkman's head not mine
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Fine,,,all the angryness went and did it....I guess we just can't have nice things.
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by Red Blazer on May 24, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
AAAAAAAAH!
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
This picture gets a rec every time
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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if somebody's insulting you personally, I'm sorry.
Flag it. Somebody, probably azru, will review it and redress it. That’s probably more likely to get you what you want.
"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11
by tom s. on May 24, 2011 1:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
my reaction was stupid
i was way too fired up
As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan
by FredbirdisaDork on May 24, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys! Hey guys!
Guess who won the MVP in 1924. Go on, guess.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
Dazzy Vance
28-6 with a 2.16 ERA and 1 whip. 8.8 WAR.
Which is not 13.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
B-Ref has him at 9.1
but, yeah.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
not my
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
odd....
player page has 9.1, MVP 8.8.
Neither one is 13.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Indeed.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't even notice that the MVP page had WAR listed.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
16 hits and 2 of them were dingers.
Impressive.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
77 BB, 262 K
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on May 24, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I should have went back farther
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
hey, there's like a real recap and stuff posted now.
by stlcardinalsfang on May 24, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions
there's a recap thread up, complete with nifty colby photo.
"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11
by tom s. on May 24, 2011 1:29 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
http://mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=15115933
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
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