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Game 48: St. Louis Cardinals at Kansas City Royals, May 22, 2011 1:10 PM CDT

St. Louis Cardinals at Kansas City Royals, May 22, 2011 2:10 PM EDT



Jaime Garcia

#54 / Pitcher / St. Louis Cardinals

6-2

215

L

L

Jul 08, 1986



Sean O`Sullivan

#37 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

6-2

230

R

R

Sep 01, 1987




I appreciate the fact that SBN doesn't have a picture for O'Sullivan given that I, also, have no memory of ever hearing this guys name. He split time last year between the Angels and the Royals but, part of the reason you probably don't know who he is is that he's not very good.  Low strikeout rate and a moderate walk rate, he's a fill in righthander for a team with no one better to start. Just the kind of player that the Cardinals can route . . . or get frustratingly shut down by.

Star-divide

 

The Cardinals rotation continue to be an odd one for me. I have a hard time feeling secure with anyone not named Jaime Garcia on the mound but  Chris Carpenter has been good and the no strikeout triplets of Kyle Lohse, Jake Westbrook and Kyle McClellan continue to beat my expectations on the back end of the rotation. It's an odd feeling though.

K/9 BB/9 GB% ERA FIP
Jaime Garcia 7.91 1.94 52.4 1.64 2.28
Kyle Lohse 4.88 1.76 45.5 2.17 3.05
Chris Carpenter 6.75 2.44 46.2 4.88 3.82
Jake Westbrook 4.50 4.33 60.7 5.17 4.13
Kyle McClellan 4.53 2.61 50.0 3.48 4.15

 

How players like Lohse, Westbrook and McClellan are functionally better than a guy like Sean O'Sullivan is hard for me to pick out right now. Lohse is managing his FIP mainly due to a very impressive walk rate and some HR luck.  I understand that Westbrook can be successful with a 60% groundball rate. And McClellan . . . well I just don't like looking at his stat line too closely.

The rotation makes me unaccountably nervous unless Chris Carpenter returns to a more dominant form. When the team is in first place and Jake Westbrook has just turned in a 8 inning shutout effort, it may be a bit disingenuous to pout about our rotation but here I am; nervous as hell.

The team will continue to rely on it's MLB leading offense to win games. I think, in part, that's what has made this such a fun team so far this year. It's hard not to enjoy Matt Holliday blasting a mammoth two-run HR into the stands to take the league in a pitcher's duel.  It's hard not to be continually amazed by Berkman's resurgence offensively. Young players like Colby Rasmus, Jon Jay and Allen Craig contributing offensively to the team.  And Albert Pujols . . . well I just don't like looking at anything he's doing too closely. (If you squint into the sun when you watch Albert play, your eyes will hurt enough that you'll forget how mediocre he's been.)

As much fun on a visceral level this team has been, it remains one that I feel strangely uneasy about. Perhaps it's my naturally cautious personality; I don't want to over-invest emotionally in a team that will let me down. Perhaps it's the scars of the early blown saves or the fact that Albert still doesn't look like Albert.  The reason this team is in first place, unlike previous years, feels more like a team effort than Albert Pujols and the 7 dwarf position players. It's a collective effort as multiple players pick the team up on any given day.  I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing for the team but it's one I'm unaccustomed to in recent memory.

* * *

Much to my chagrin, I believe I have effectively lost a bet again (unless league offense sky rockets in the next few weeks) as Nick Punto has accumulated .9 WAR before landing on the DL. I set the bar at .5 WAR by game 80 and Punto seems well equipped to beat that. They will each receive two week ownership of my signature. Start your plotting.

* * *

Remember at the start of the season when we were worried that the team might be distracted by constant shenanigans and questions regarding Pujols' contract? Despite a terrible year, the media has been strangely quiet about it all -- quiet enough that it feels unnatural to me. I don't have any idea why the question doesn't get asked more but what does a terrible season do for Pujols' next contract and will he be more likely to stay with the Cardinals after a bad year? That's the question that MLBTR asks and it seems like a legitimate one to me but also one I'm ill-equipped to answer.

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by azruavatar on May 22, 2011 9:56 AM EDT reply actions  

We can look at what is happening with the Yankees

to see the real dangers of having aging players in decline signed long-term to huge contracts: see Jeter, ARod, and Posada. While the Yankees can generate enough revenue to overcome this, the Cardinals simply can’t.

Whatever the outcome to this, it better not include Mo signing Pujols to a contract over five years…I’m not sure I’d even like four years the way things are continuing. I wonder if Albert will decline like Frank Thomas did?

by nmstar on May 22, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

it is a tantalizing, but frustrating, issue

we are now looking at about 1/3 of the season gone and apu’s performance is below his averages both offensively and defensively
at some point you have to take a look at what he is actually doing and then use his trend over the last couple years to predict the future
there are many ways to benchmark an apu contract, but i’m sure one jmo et al are looking at is holliday
is he now or next year likely to be worth 10M more than holliday?
apu signed away his most productive years and a decline over the next 5 years is almost inevitable
personally, i think the 8 yr 22m/yr that appears to be what he was offered is more than fair. not fair looking back perhaps, but fair looking forward
apu is not now nor likely to be the ‘best player’ in the league next year

apu will likely post lower offensive production this year than last
a troubling trend that will cost him $$$ no matter where he goes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on May 22, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is an excellent analysis

We could be looking at Pujols’ first season without 30 homers and 100 RBI’s, which would put DeWitt and Mozeliak in a perfect position. Funny how so many people have been applauding their foresight in the Pujols negotiations lately.

www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

by Ray DeRousse on May 22, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is not easy to just say

hey you are not going to do the thing you’ve been doing for the past decade. but so far it looks like they were right. it’s not like it’s that surprising, but still.

or whatever
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you'll win the bet...

fangraphs is now assigning players 25% of their replacement’s performance when they get injured. Kozma sucks.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

really?

that’s completely arbitrary and stupid. I hate that even more than reliever chaining, which is also a horrible idea.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 22, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So world didn't end last night

But since it was supposed to end at 6 and that’s when our store closed yesterday I got to spend yesterday telling customers who asked how long we were open “until the immanent rapture” without getting dirty looks. And today is my first game on my new baseball team in tower grove. Jaime winning so we win the series against the royals instead of losing it and I’d say this weekend is officially pretty awesome

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 22, 2011 11:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Also just realized that I am exactly to the day

4 months older than Jaime. Neat.

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 22, 2011 11:03 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

...he's a ginger?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Chris Perez, Jose Bautista and Jose Reyes would look good in the Birds on the Bat.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on May 22, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

true, but

erm, relevant how?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 22, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineups

cards: Jay 7; Craig 4; Pujols 3; Holliday DH; Berkman 9; Rasmus 8; Molina 2; Descalso 5; Kozma 6
royals: Gordon 7, Aviles 4, Hosmer 3, Frenchy 9, Butler DH, Betemit 5, Treanor 2, Maier 8, Escobar 6

by zoomzoomj88 on May 22, 2011 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

right, why no Tyler Greene?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh really?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're basically just wrong.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

but by no virtue of tyler greene

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bet you over his first 300 plate appearances...

Kozma beats 215/300/315 with uninspiring defense.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen his AAA line?

or his AA or, well you get the point

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly think he'll keep getting better...

he’s had some sub 280 babips, he walks a decent amount, the strikeouts aren’t horrible…

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh huh

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

all i know

is the two at bats i’ve seen from him were both quality at bats. my analytical side says no, though

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't see the game yesterday

but i’ve seen way more crappy at bats from greene than good ones

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will take that bet

you know his wRC+ is 39 in AAA right now?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not just this season

I doubt he will put together 300 major league PAs in his life.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sign of it

probably just an off day

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grrrrr

Stop putting Rasmus is the fifth spot, TLR!

www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

by Ray DeRousse on May 22, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even worse.

I really don’t get TLR’s love of Craig. People have been talking for two years about how he’s a great hitter – have we yet seen any proof of this greatness??

www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

by Ray DeRousse on May 22, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Colby has a .817

What’s your point?

I think it’s been pretty clear that Rasmus has been a far more effective #2 hitter than a #5/6 hitter in his career. Why not put him in the position that has worked thus far this year?

www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

by Ray DeRousse on May 22, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point is your question was what "proof" have we seen of Craig's hitting ability and an .824 is pretty good

I just don’t see what reason you have to complain. In limited ABs, Craig has been plenty good. And I don’t recall anyone saying that he is or will be “a great hitter.” Just that he is much better than Stavinoha and others of his ilk.

by OCCardsFan on May 22, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ding dang ole statistamics

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not put him in the position that has worked thus far this year?

Because it doesn’t really matter? But granted, I take your point – Rasmus is a better hitter than Craig vs RHP so should be hitting 2nd. In fact, if anything, I prefer Berkman at 2.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 22, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR 'liking' Craig doesn't really fit the narrative of

Tony loves vets and hates rookies. Besides Craig’s batting .299/.377/.448. Not exactly bad.

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I completely agree that Craig is doing well enough to play

But Colby had a better line than that prior to his injury. Also, Rasmus did most of that early damage batting second. His worst games of the season (at the plate) have been when he’s batted fifth or sixth. Why not put him where he does the most damage?

www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

by Ray DeRousse on May 22, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) its only 1 game

2) TLR

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice to see Berkman back

somewhat worrying to see Craig getting extended time at 2B, though…

I know Greene has sucked lately but with Berkman back, and a righty on the mound, I’m not convinced we really need Craig’s bat in the lineup that badly.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 22, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No rapture

But Jaime pitching is like going to heaven anyway. Everybody wins!

www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

by Ray DeRousse on May 22, 2011 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone know when freese is coming back? I miss him.

Also, i think albert should bat 5th until he gets his shit right.

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo said 8-12 weeks, and that was only a coupla weeks ago

so basically don’t expect to see him until well after the ASB.

BRING UP MATT CARPENTER!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 22, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another concern

don’t look now, but Colby Rasmus looks to have really regressed this year in some respects. Don’t know where his power has evaporated to (and I know it’s a smallish sample so far) but especially lately, he hasn’t looked great, and his hitting line has only been decent because he’s running a .350+ BABIP.

All that said, the K/BB ratio has been better this year, so maybe the power will come around.

.151 ISO this year, to .222 in 2010 if anyone’s interested.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 22, 2011 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Power is down all over the league

As long as He keeps getting on base ~.360, I’m good. BABIP is comparable to
Last year. LD% slightly down. In fact his GB% is up, and pop up % is way up. I think that will all normalize soon, and power will pick up

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 4/27/11):
30 IP, 39 K, 15 BB/HBP, 13 ER, 2 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on May 22, 2011 1:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone else catch Joe Mather's last night?

I believe he was 4-6 with a HR and 4 RBIs, including driving in the go-ahead run in extra innings.

Really rooting for the guy and I hope he does well.

by TheBirds on May 22, 2011 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, it's was awesome

first the three run bomb and then driving in the winning run
loving it that joey bombs and boog as of late are doing well

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think

he’s the reds pitcher that’s just been awful in first innings this year

by theWizard on May 22, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds just made an awesome 2-run throwing error.

Hilarious.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 22, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaaaa just saw the video on gd

marvelous

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's like the second time that type of double steal has worked in the past few days...

I’m trying to think of the other team that pulled it off…

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Indians announcers sadi something about the Cubs having something similar happen for them.

But I don’t know if it was exactly the same.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 22, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

choo finds a hole in the infield

5-1!!

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure my son's little league team made that exact same error yesterday.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicknames for gerald laird

G or G-Money
i still prefer affleck

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i didn't make those up, he said those were what he went by now

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://socialstreamingplayer.crystalmedianetworks.com/radio/wsei

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chooooo

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ch?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

choo!

All aboard!

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

love how we got

albert, lego, berk, colby and yadi in the lineup
and then jaime, craig, jay, koz and double d
stars and memphis

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

jaime is no memphis.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he came out of our farm last year

and i expect him to be referred to as a star by next year across all of mlb

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that might be when he is referred to as a star

but he is a star right now

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course he is, he's awesome, but outside of us (mostly the nl central)

not everyone is aware of jaime garcia as they are of, say, chliff lee

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, fsnmw even included jaime in the generation next promo with craig and kmac etc

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random question

is there anyway for the pitcher to hit in an AL game?

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

we talked about this yesterday

he can bat for himself. if that happens, the teeam forfeits the DH position for the whole game

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's been done before

it doesn’t have to be the pitcher that is skipped for the dh

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it does

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn...he's right

DH at the MLB level may be used for the pitcher only as stated in Rule 6.09. – according to wikipedia (obviously right)

by theWizard on May 22, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the option to flip flop in the later innings always gets me confused

also idgafadh

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

idgafatiwa lol

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(6.10)

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

believe you can DH for any position in the lineup – pitcher could hit and the SS could be DH’d for. we used to do that in high school

by theWizard on May 22, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

let him bat

I think the more likely scenario is that if the DH needs to enter the game for defensive purposes, yuou lose the right to use a DH

by Expatcardfan on May 22, 2011 2:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Designated Hitter rule:
A hitter may be designated to bat for the starting pitcher and all subsequent pitchers in any game without otherwise affecting the status of the pitcher(s) in the game. A Designated Hitter for the pitcher must be selected prior to the game and must be included in the lineup cards presented to the Umpire-in-Chief.

The Designated Hitter named in the starting lineup must come to bat at least one time, unless the opposing club changes pitchers. It is not mandatory that a club designate a hitter for the pitcher, but failure to do so prior to the game precludes the use of a Designated Hitter for that game.

Pinch hitters for a Designated Hitter may be used. Any substitute hitter for a Designated Hitter himself becomes a Designated Hitter. A replaced Designated Hitter shall not re-enter the game in any capacity. The Designated Hitter may be used defensively, continuing to bat in the same position in the batting order, but the pitcher must then bat in the place of the substituted defensive player, unless more than one substitution is made, and the manager then must designate their spots in the batting order.

A runner may be substituted for the Designated Hitter and the runner assumes the role of the Designated Hitter.

A Designated Hitter is “locked” into the batting order. No multiple substitutions may be made that will alter the batting rotation of the Designated Hitter.

Once the game pitcher is switched from the mound to a defensive position this move shall terminate the DH role for the remainder of the game. Once a pinch-hitter bats for any player in the batting order and then enters the game to pitch, this move shall terminate the Designated Hitter role for the remainder of the game.

Once a Designated Hitter assumes a defensive position this move shall terminate the Designated Hitter role for the remainder of the game.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

in layman's terms

if you PH for the DH, there is no more DH and the pitcher has to hit.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you can PH for the DH all you want.

If you move the player in the DHs spot in the order into the field, then you lose the DH.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah you're right. that's what i meant.

i just remember that happened in a game last year.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are also some double-switch shenanigans too, I think

but they make my head hurt, so I don’t think about them.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically,

have a nut as your manager.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

first time commenting from blackberry!

Let’s see how this works. Watching the game from a gay bar in Washington, DC

by Expatcardfan on May 22, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

BEISBOL

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible jump

took treanor forever to get a handle on it and jay was out by a lot

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

jay's not exactly fast

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

alberted into a double play

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit, Albert.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It's his expertise.

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

we've played exactly 0.5 innings

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't possible haha

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin

TWITTER

by stlcardsfan4 on May 22, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I see what you were saying

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin

TWITTER

by stlcardsfan4 on May 22, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

gidp again

damn it if pujols is not going to lead in something

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job, albert

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Um. OK, JAIME.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

sac fly, cleveland leads 6-1

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

7 - 1!

/scoreboardwatchinginmay

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to see the reds get swept for the second straight series

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, indeedy.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks Albert

i’m really here to watch Jaime anyway

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

94, huh?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

If he's still doing this

in September, then perhaps. But people will believe his past numbers and assure themselves that he’ll “bounce back” some time.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on May 22, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

volquez through 2 2/3

76 pitches / 43 strikes 6 ER
done

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Gameday off

or do the umpires really do that bad a job at calling balls and strikes?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on May 22, 2011 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

umpires

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

21 pitches so far

get out of this inning, jaime

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

that's my rasmus!

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SO SCARED OF WALL

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

get your sarcasmometer checked

asl, beer me, bro

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta agree

he was glancing back and forth at the wall on that play.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he made the play.

If he knows he can make the play, and doesn’t want to concuss himself while doing it, why are you complaining about how he makes it.

And by the way, vaginas squeeze gigantic baby heads through small openings. Not exactly the world’s symbol for “fear of pain.”

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 2:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   3 recs

So true.

On both points.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 22, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

buona sera!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 2:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

rec'd

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a little tentative for my tastes

i think he’s fine out there in centerfield because he’s fast enough to make up for his short comings. but he’s not Jim Edmonds.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is where we yell "sell it"

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Rick Ankiel.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

and he has more physical talents than both.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It appears he wants to preserve them.

It’s funny how people want to crawl up a certain player’s ass over certain things and those same people defend other players when other people do the same thing to them. These guys ARE actually people.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what that means

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wanted to check the score, okay

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALRIIIIGHT CHEEEESE

also, nice socks

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you, Colby

This mobile commenting sucks

by Expatcardfan on May 22, 2011 2:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He can lick

any man in the house!

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on May 22, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not a man's shoulder

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby, just shave.

That “beard” is pitiful.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

95?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

bruce hits another homerun

cleveland 7-2

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yay Jaime

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Frenchy's arm is ridiculous.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

Someone GIF that Francouer throw that he just Ibanez’d into the ground!

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi has been hitting extremely well this season

wooo

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

yes?

…oh, dammit.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

story of ...

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamnit

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

story of my sex life

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stand up double for Yadi.

Yeah, baby.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, Yadi is hitting a ton of doubles this year

or whatever
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

also, my mlb.tv will not load

Shannon time

or whatever
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, please don't bunt

seriously, now?

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

SEE??

1-0!!

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty!

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit, that throw!

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

NEEDS A GIF

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

dirt mcgurt!

or whatever
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Score one for Memphis

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

that's why we don't bunt!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 2:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   4 recs

rec

or whatever
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Descalso is dancing around at second...

Craig misses that pitch.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will that suffice?

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALLEN FUCKING CRAIG

3-0

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

that's another reason we don't bunt!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 2:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Release him.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

if the cards have a 1:1 GIDP to Games

by the end of the season i’ll be happy.

Also, someone just UNLEASHED THE CRAIGEN

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

its called second base

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

apparently, second base is what it's called

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and lo

that is what was spake

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCORE TWO FOR MEMPHIS

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Second baseman Allen Craig

I like the sound of that

or whatever
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig for 2B

Thank goodness TLR will play anyone at 2B.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig is not a good hitter

He should not be hitting second in the lineup

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 4/27/11):
30 IP, 39 K, 15 BB/HBP, 13 ER, 2 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on May 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

also, this kansas city pitcher will probably shut us out all day.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 2:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's doing good so far

Depending on the parameters used to define the phrases “shut us out” and “all day.”

by PH4APU on May 22, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

done a helluva job so far

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alcides Escobar

can’t get away from this guy.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody remember back when Albert WAS the offense?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

They should move him to sixth...

that’ll snap him back to reality.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing like pissing a guy off to bring them back to reality.

I actually don’t disagree. I think he needs something to kick him in the ass.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it might work

Like when I was in 8th grade track and the coach moved me to the anchor leg of the 4×400 to make our real anchor get pissed off and run leg 3 like a mad man, which he did do, thankfully, because I was no anchor. Well I kind of ran like I had one attached to me.

by PH4APU on May 22, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer this whole team thing we've got going on

would be nice if Albert would join the party though

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish they were awesome

it don’t make me no nevermind

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

or even better, they moved to fresno california bc of dwindling fan base

and became the Fresno Royals. And I would have season tickets. Life would be good.

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shitburgers

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Too many balls hit in the air today.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

alright, time to settle down, hotme

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, joey votto

7-3 now in cleveland, no outs, top 6th

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

brandon phillips rbi groundout

7-4

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal Cabrera goes yard for the second time today

8-4 now

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

54 pitches for JAIME.

Not too bad after how many he threw in the first.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Herro

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Like Kilroy in a Cardinals hat.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also renders my

Brad-Penny-at-the-extreme-right-side version virtually unusable.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow when did you change the avatar?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesterday I think?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

...do you?

For what?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i first rotated the penny pic

cause i’m cool like that

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, nice!

Then yes, you do deserve the bulk of the credit

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one is much, much better.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked the other one like my first day on the site

And then was just too lazy to change it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sort of hated it

but i didnt want to tell you

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we better friends now?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's with the neck-high curves? please don't bean the berk.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

lost release point?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday says... maybe

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the Cardinals are starting a second baseman who's bad with the glove

it’s so nice to have one who can hit. i really don’t miss skip at all. Craig2Second!

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on May 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

okay yadi, don't swing at shit

and don’t, DON’T ground into a double play on the first pitch you see

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

O'Sullivan

throwin taters today

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

i really see no downside at all to moving pujols in the batting order

to get his bat going. why not at least try going holliday-pujols-berk, or pujols at 2, holliday at 3?

i mean… something’s gotta give.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, at one point, didn't tlr switch pujols and holli when holliday was in a slump?

Could we do something now with pujols?

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree.

I kinda like to see him sit a game or two, but there are too many injured infielders right now.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES MOLINA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

INSIDE THE PARK FOR YADI

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

inside the park homerun for molina LOL

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

and t greene's wheels

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe today is rapture day

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WAT

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi needs to take the video of this and frame it.

What in the fuck.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on May 22, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

that was awesome

but i would have lost complete control had yadi gidp’d on 3-0

by LukeMP1186 on May 22, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I am stunned.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Double

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

smooth home run?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lies.

Just changed to triple according to Leach via Twitter.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok good.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just changed it to triple, I think.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

changed it back to triple

his third major league triple lol

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

not the first time he's done this, yo.

I can’t remember what they scored it as, though.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals 6, Keystone Kops 1

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Dirty on base once again.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

why is that a double and E4?

the scorekeeper decided a good throw would have got him at 3rd? i disagree.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

scored a triple and E3.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that makes much more sense

i should stop listening to al

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, a triple for yadi

wow

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

...Wait, Kozma is starting?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty Dan would have got him in even without the error.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

all six runs earned, I believe.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i missed the firday night game

wtf happened. how did we lose? seems unpossible

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

You lose if you don't score.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

im just trying to figure out how this offense got shut down by jeff francis.

oh well. we’re still in first place. woot.

p.s. i went to the d-backs game last night and i called the kelly johnson grand slam. it was glorious.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, go again tonight.

My fantasy team needs your help.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a really fun game. all the twins fans were so sad

highest attendance of the season, except for opening day. we all got all-star garden gnomes.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is awesome

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

because jeff francis is a soft-throwing lefty

i.e., cy francis

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tired meme is tired

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

your mom is tired

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

can you prove that there isn't?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not the one making the claim

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know, im just bored

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

burden of proof isn't on him

we want statistical backing for our memes damnnit

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far this year

We have a .791 OPS against LHP, .776 OPS against RHP

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was told this was a game thread

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is.

People talk about baseball during games.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 22, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...what?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang, everyone's sense of humor dried up.

I’ll just leave that hanging, then.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think most of us are all disappointed about that end of the world thing

now I have to go to work tomorrow…groan

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I guess this game is serious

so we have to be serious, now? I don’t get it.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

pssh

i have to go to work in a couple hours

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn

i have to go to work in two years!

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

will you be paid?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if I have anything to say about it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

rui's gonna fly across the pond to make this happen

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a way to parse that out based on average pitch velocity?

then we could know for sure. and i’m really asking – i don’t know that there’s a way to do that.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on b-ref, as best as I can tell...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

this season only?

that sample of data would be useless

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

For predictive value, sure

Not to say how we’ve done against a particular type of pitcher

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really

it would say how we’ve done against pitchers that fall into a particular category. it’s not a large enough sample to say that handedness+velocity has anything to do with it. all it would tell us is how well we did against randy wolf, etc

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about lefties

whose average fastball velocity is less than, say 92?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how to find this information =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching games?

/runs

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you could ask dgoold

since you two appear to be getting along so well

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 22, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeff francis is actually a good pitcher.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

wow, Yadi

wth! hahaha!

or whatever
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ALLEN MOTHERFUCKING CRAIG

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit, craig

better than skip

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

surreal

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 37

by d-dee on May 22, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

that's just one of the weird things about this team this year

the offense pretty much has pulled a 180 from last year, the rotation despite being down waino has been great, the bullpen (specifically boggs, miller, motte, franklin) has been pretty bad.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 22, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's zoomzoom

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the bullpen, even factoring in franklin and batista,

Has been pretty ordinary.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

evil curveball

KKKK

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice...

GD has Molina’s triple video… the cameraman gets a little distracted.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ha

i like how yadi got up before the ump even called it

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I am not going back on the milk carton!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Why the pinch runner?

Craig didn’t blow a tire running to first, did he? Please tell me he didn’t.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I dunno either

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it a little early to be putting in the defensive replacements?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

not with a six run lead

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 22, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect tony wants to see more of tyler in the OF.

A 5 (now 6) run lead is a good occasion for experimentation.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good call.

but wont he be playing 2b?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, I am just confused.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Albert Pujols has a base hit

wut?

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

can craig play a whole game?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

6-1 lead...

he shouldn’t be playing 2nd. Personally I would’ve subbed out Berkman.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he appears as competent as skip

and it looks like tony is going to continue to use him there, so a 6-1 lead seems like a good time for him to see game time there

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

or he could learn to play the position this winter in the Dominican league.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's pretty helpful right now

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 22, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig looks good at 2B and second in the batting order.

Can’t wait til Freese returns in July.
And Wainwright returns in 2012.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on May 22, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

no, i mean another year

not another inning

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh.

well, hard to say. he might, might not. i think the decision will be berk’s more than mo’s.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 22, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

May be connected to AP's decision too.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can McGwire help Pujols hit the ball in the air?

Is that something that can be corrected?

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It is the Sean O'Sullivan ETD.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on May 22, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

the Royals feed is way overexposed

looks like its being shot by some impressionistic indie director.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever helps them stay sane...

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they keep fucking with the saturation too

it’s kind of trippy

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're fighting the sunlight, maybe?

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, but i kind of like the surreal baseball look

it fits on days that Yadier Molina hits a triple.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday

Because he has a quad injury

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards starters have gone 8 innings 4 of the last 5, FWIW.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think Jaime is going to make it today, though.

Pitch count argues against it. So does the tactical situation. I’d try to get him through 5 and then give Batista some work.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's at 65 pitches.

He probably won’t go 8, but he should be OK for a while.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bullpen hasn't seen a lot of work lately, though.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

or whatever
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweeeeet

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar now

10 – 4

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay Cleveland!!!

I’ll take “Things I never thought I’d say” for 1000, Alex.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 22, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch...

this will be five losses in a row with their next 10 against Milwaukee, Philly, and Atlanta… They face Hamels, Lee, Halladay, Greinke, Marcum, Lowe, Jurrjens, and Hanson in there.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 22, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnation

he’s clogged the bases!

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Google spat this out from Twitter.

http://twitter.com/ErinGreer_/statuses/66129116528779264

Apparently it was foretold. Just this month.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 22, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat is this

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on May 22, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuckity?

fuck me!

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 22, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Two Catchers, One Lineup

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Two catchers enter

one catcher leaves.

THUNDERDOME

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laird to DH

Has your mother sold her mangle?

by Aranathor on May 22, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, just looks precautionary.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

11 - 4 Tribe.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

booyaa!

or whatever
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 22, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have the Indians in the 13 run pool

you should probably go find you ticket stub

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

pinch runner gerald laird? okay, now tony's just

Fucking with us.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

hello, 13-man bullpen, my old friend

I’ve come to talk with you again

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on May 22, 2011 3:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Would almost have been tempting to have K-Mac pinch run there

and then stay in to DH.

That saves Laird for emergency use, plus what a boost to Kyle’s ego (if also a blow to Laird’s).

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 22, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they need Laird to catch, they can still put him in the field

they’d just lose the DH.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on May 22, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

so theriot is the only position player left, yeah?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Craig hurt?

Or just Tony being Tony?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 4/27/11):
30 IP, 39 K, 15 BB/HBP, 13 ER, 2 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on May 22, 2011 3:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

my computer can't take this thread anymore

for unknown reasons

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

overflow

here

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 22, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

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