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St. Louis Cardinals 5 vs. Atlanta Braves 6: Ryan Franklin again

ATLANTA, GA - MAY 01:  David Freese #23 of the St. Louis Cardinals has his left hand tended to by a trainer after taking a pitch off his knuckles in the sixth inning against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field on May 1, 2011 in Atlanta, Georgia.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Ryan Franklin shouldn't have pitched in the eighth inning and he definitely shouldn't have pitched in the ninth. Assuming he's your last man out of the pen, ready to stretch out should the game go deep into extras, there's no point in using him for one inning, and there's definitely no point in using him for a second inning while your high-leverage guys sit in the bullpen, swearing at Ryan Theriot

That said—as we've discussed in the gamethread, I don't think this game can be added as another charge in the case against Franklin. He got two groundouts, a flyout, and a pop-up just beyond the infield before allowing a broken-bat single to end the game, and that just doesn't look like the terrible Franklin we've seen so far; if it is Terrible Franklin it's a new model, slightly more usable, less likely to inadvertently dip his beard in beverages and ice cream. 

This shouldn't be construed as a defense of Franklin in high-leverage situations or a suggestion that he isn't, in fact, terrible; I just don't think this game can be used as additional evidence of his diminished abilities. 

As for David Freese, who has a fracture in his left hand—I don't know how much time he'll miss but it's definitely a problem, if also a more manageable one than it was last year. Daniel Descalso and Nick Punto appear to constitute an outstanding defensive platoon at the position, but offensively... well, they'll look a lot like Daniel Descalso and Nick Punto playing every day at a position where league average, last year, was .265/.331/.421. If Tony La Russa is up for a little Earl Weaver-style overmanagement I'd like to see Allen Craig spend some time there, shadowed at all times by a defensive replacement. 

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DAMMIT on Freese

I’d like to see some Descalso development, but at 2nd base.

Let’s all say a prayer our manager has the nads to try playing Craig at 3rd.

by sdrone on May 1, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we will see some Craig at 3rd

and we definitely will if Punto’s hamstring is more than a day or two thing

by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 1, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

but craig is still on the dl

and you have a great 3b backup as we saw in today’s lineup roulette

kidding, of course, that won’t and should not happen

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig was eligible to return today.

They’d probably prefer another game or two in rehab, but necessity is a mother.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought he was on rehab assignment for a while

he can rehab against the marlins, i guess

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone re-tweeted a tweet

earlier today from one of the Springfield beat writers saying that Craig had completed his rehab assignment and departed for St. Louis. This was before the injury to Freese

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many innings did APU play at third,

my phone was dead by the seventh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

8th and 9th.

Had just one groundball to deal with and handled it fine.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

craig?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on May 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

apu obviously

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on May 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free Matt Carpenter?

Probably not, I guess, but I’d rather see him on the roster at this point than Hamilton.

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Please this

This is a perfect time to bring him up for a spell.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it serves him

ensuring he’ll be in the big leagues sooner, right?

by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 1, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well to me, the fact that Reifer is still on the roster is worse....

They need to DL him to free up a spot. I know they’d prefer not to start his service time, but I wonder if it has anything to do with them not wanting to have to pay him big league money….I could be way wrong, I’m sure its the league minimum, but I don’t really see why they don’t DL him if they want Carpenter on the roster….

by mick311 on May 1, 2011 6:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The cash isn't the problem.

The problem is service time. Ultimately, Reifer should be the replacement for Batista/Franklin, but if he is put on the payroll this year that will waste an entire year of his (potentially excellent) pitching service in the hopes of a small temporary boost to our ML production. This might not seem like that big a deal, but just look what happened with Jaime Garcia- even though he joined the rotation the season after Freese and Rasmus, he has a comparable amount of service time, meaning we will have our co-ace for a year less than we could have because he was put on the DL for Tommy John after a six inning cup of coffee.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

they seriously need to get Garcia extended and buy out his arby years anyhow

same with Rasmus, about two years ago. With the exception of Waino, we seem pretty bad at doing that. Small-market teams like the Rays have made a killing by getting top young talent extended early in their careers.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

thoughts on today's game:

It sucks when you don’t catch routine popups.

It sucks that Freese is hurt.

I can’t believe Tony put Albert at 3rd given the extensive proof that 3rd base for the Cardinals is a cursed position. Perhaps Tony thought Albert would erase the curse but I’m not sure even Albert is more powerful than the chaotic-evil goat-god that some vindictive monster clearly made a terrible bargain with.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 1, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not sure who to point the finger at, but it seems

likely that it happened sometime shortly before Rolen’s 1st shoulder-shredding collision.

Perhaps Polanco was pissed about being traded?

I don’t think anyone can rule out Todd Zeile.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on May 1, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody? my go to math help person is unavailable

i’m stuck as L = exp(-kx + C). and that’s assuming k is a constant

i’ve tried this

1 = exp(-k(0) + C)
1 = exp(C­)
C = 0

so, if i solve (1/2) = exp(-k(17)), i get -k = [ln(1/2)/17]

and then solving for (1/5) = exp[(x/17)ln(0.5)] , but the value i get for x makes no sense

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

When the intensity falls below 1/5 of the surface value, the intensity will be 4/5

so you solve: (4/5) = exp[(x/17)ln(0.5)] —> x = 5.47 ft

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 1, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit, never mind -- english error

you were right, you solve for (1/5) = exp[(x/17)ln(0.5)] and you should get x = 39.47 ft. That makes sense to me…

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 1, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one

thanks

ftr, i was just screwing up one of the simple properties of logarithms, but my methodology was otherwise sound

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually just got this, i was screwing up something simple

you still solve for 1/5 and the answer is 39.5 ft

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok good

yeah, I misread the question…ignore me

If I had a nickel for every time I procrastinate, I'd be so rich that I probably wouldn't have to procrastinate anymore.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on May 1, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

snooze, ya lose!

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s all right, but it’s pretty frustrating when you know you have the right answer, but you run out of tries to get it in the right expression

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the record, i knew the answer

it was “albert pujols”. turns out he IS a machine!

by adiueordie on May 1, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miss Lippy's car... is green.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

so is there any estimate on how long he will be out?

This really sucks. I hope they either give Craig a shot at third or give Carpenter a shot…I doubt its Craig though, he had plenty of oppurtunities to play there earlier this season and didn’t. This may mean Greene gets some more PT though and probably saves his spot on the team, even if it isn’t at third, it will open up time at 2nd/SS with Dan and Punto moving over.

by mick311 on May 1, 2011 6:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i don't think they'll be an estimate on how long

until he gets back to St. Louis and the Cardinals have their doctors check him out.

"Why are you here? You should be mowing Albert Pujols' lawn right now." - Conan O'Brien to TLR, after noting he was in the audience for Bob Costas' benefit show.

by Evilfrog on May 1, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

adieuoumourir

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leach says

He’ll most likely be put on the 15 DL and may require surgery to fix it.

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on May 1, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fracture is a break in a bone, and recovery depends a lot on what kind of break and the treatment required:

If the fracture is incomplete, the remedy is usually a short duration immobilization, pain meds, R.I.C.E. and a quick return (less than 15 day DL).

If the fracture is complete, they have to figure out if they can get the bones realigned (reduction). If they can get the bones aligned with a cast and some other immobilization (traction/external fixation) outside your body, it’s called a closed reduction, meaning they don’t open you up and you heal faster but you can’t resume activity until the fracture is completely healed (four-six weeks maybe?).

If the fracture is complete and in more than two pieces (comminuted) or in some shitty position and requires surgery to realign the bones, it’s called an open reduction and often it requires hardware like bolts and screws (internal fixation) to hold the bones in place. Can take months to heal properly and risks many more complications.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've had this exact injury (well, right hand, but whatevs) twice.

It healed in about four weeks both times, but I wasn’t back to full strength for another month or so.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to use your other hand, huh?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

First time no, I was in boot camp

So it extended my stay for two months, which stunk.

Second time, yes. I am now an accomplished witch hitter.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

yes, that's right, I hit witches.

So back off.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

someone has to keep them in their place

i mean they fly around on their brooms wearing their silly hats turning people into toads. just WTF do they think they are?

Balls

by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting nickname you've got for it

“the witch”

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on May 1, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

How close are Craig and Schu to rehab assignments?

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by StanTheManFan on May 1, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig is already on a rehab assignment with Springfield.

Don’t know when Schu will be ready to go. He’s going to be out for a while yet, I believe.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not bad news.

Maybe for him but not for us.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schu?

“meh”.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait? So pujols played at third?

That’s just crazy

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 4/27/11):
22.2 IP, 29 K, 10 BB/HBP, 7 ER, 1.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on May 1, 2011 6:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

he loved it too

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

made a play

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got home. This was not a pleasant outcome to greet me.

Has anything been said about the severity of Freese’s injury?

by clank on May 1, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip was due to be out 3 - 6 weeks,

so he’s still on the shelf for a while.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Six weeks

Before he’ll be able to start stressing it. Tough loss.

by ribbij on May 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least it wasn't the ankles.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

my 10 year old son and i talked about franklin after the game.

i said “franklin strikes again.”. he, to his credit, said something to the effect of “he wasn’t as terrible as normal and he did better than motte”. which is true. but just because franklin wasn’t a grease fire this time, it’s frustrating to KNOW that when he comes in, it won’t be a scoreless inning. whether it be sheer ineptitude, or bad luck doesn’t really matter. the guy simply doesn’t belong in a major league uniform this season.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on May 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

The first inning Franklin pitched was scoreless...

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's the door?

i’ll let myself out. to my shame, i was in and out of a nap, and missed the scoreless inning. of course i did.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on May 1, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going forward,

I think I’d rather have Franklin on the roster than either Batista or Augenstein. This is a close call, and it doesn’t really dispute your statement that he doesn’t belong in the major…

The cake is a lie.

by a fink on May 1, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augenstein is intriguing as a longman/spot-starter

Batista is clearly a bad pitcher though. I think he was a pretty bad signing in any case. We’ve two or three guys in Memphis who are no worse. At least Franklin’s had SOME success in the last 5 years, which is more than can be said of Batista.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty decent, level-headed analysis for a 10 year old!

You must be proud of your boy.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on May 2, 2011 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

he does the old man proud, yes.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on May 2, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Fink,

I’ll show you the life of the mind!

Also, Franklin needs to go.

by peppermartin on May 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, it's toward the bottom. My last name is close to "fink" and my first name is Aaron.

I chose my VEB name on a whim, and I don’t particularly care for it.

The cake is a lie.

by a fink on May 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two things:

1)John Goodman quotes are always welcome. I do like the movie quite a bit; it’s just not real high up in the Coen pantheon for me.

2)Big rec for you.

The cake is a lie.

by a fink on May 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly, those last two sentences are too long to fit

In the top bar above the address bar as the site motto. but if someone needs a sig . . . .

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 1, 2011 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have my AP Environmental Science exam tomorrow

I’ve been told it will suck.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

meh. who cares if you don't do well.

doing well on AP exams only gets you out of college earlier. and there’s no point in getting out of college earlier. in fact, do the opposite as long as you can.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

‘cause once it’s gone, it’s gone. Unless you’re Rodney Dangerfield.

by peppermartin on May 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not that I want to get out of college earlier

But I think I can use this to get out of one of my science requirements, meaning I could take more interesting classes.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting college classes

don’t exist. actually, if you think any are truly interesting, you can take them anyway. take them in the process of changing majors, so you can stay in college longer.

in fact, re-take a similar environmental couse when you get to college. You’ll already know the material and can get an easy A. Repeat this process as much as you can so you can go to a good grad school and thereby stay in college longer.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you realize college isn't free, right?

college time sucks

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll just have to disagree about college time.

and who cares if it isn’t free. Take loans, get a job/internship, get scholarships, eat ramen noodles, get dad to pay for it, whatever. still better to stay in college.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is it better to stay in college?

being poor and having no free time sucks

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

who wouldn't want to stay in college.

i could have graduated a semester early and am taking extra classes in order to not do so. anyone says they want to get out of school as quickly as possible either really, really hates school or doesn’t have any friends.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't want to stay in college

i’ve spent my share of time having no money. i’m ready to have some money. i need to finish college to have money. therefore i want to finish college

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

partial list of things i can't do because i'm in college:

1) travel
2) play baseball

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure that's easy when your life is subsidized by your parents

if by “stay in college” you mean “continue to have your life subsidized by your parents,” then i would agree. that sounds awesome.

if what you mean is that being poor when you’re 19 isn’t really a big deal, then i can agree with that. i was pretty okay with being poor when i was 19 as long as i had enough pot. there comes a time when it starts to suck, though

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

fyi.

there isn’t much money available….

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on May 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i considered that

and then i picked a practical major

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

compsci?

Wouldn’t that mean have your working life be spent in a cubicle typing on a computer?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

in compsci at 5:00 you get to leave work and go home, possibly to a house

I get to work at home, but I have to live in the cubicle.

trade-offs.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except you don't actually live in a cubicle...

And you don’t really have to spend any of your time doing things that you don’t enjoy doing. Would you trade your job for, say, being an editor for a business magazine if it meant you could make twice as much money?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the stuff I enjoy doing (here) pays very little

I’m paid mostly to cover the nfl draft, the super bowl, etc. over at the regional. if I were paid twice what I was making now I’d be looking at an entry-level real-journalism salary.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that one I enjoyed

the super bowl was actually kind of fun in general, even the boring stuff. but the 6000 words I wrote for the draft on friday—not fun. let alone the actual watching of the draft, which is like watching golf only indoors.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sbnation pays you?

that’s awesome

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it becomes less awesome as you work out the hourly wage they're paying me

but yeah, mostly for the regional. it’s flexible, so I can’t complain while I’m at school.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do any of the other VEB authors get paid?

I know I don’t but, uh.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

they’re all volunteers, and I can’t thank them enough for it. I’m only mostly a volunteer.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get paid for BtB or Driveline either

I assume most of SBNation is made up of volunteers, which is ridiculous given the amount of money they seemingly make.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

such is blogging for new-media companies

old-media companies are much more generous because they’re used to actually paying writers.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is why i'm surprised you're paid anything

not that it isn’t deserving

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

your check is waiting on that penny pitch f/x

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get paid by SBN just enough to make my taxes a giant hassle

b/c I’m a 1099 employee. I’d be happier if they just sent me a bottle of vodka a month.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT THATS A HUMBLEBRAG!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, kind of

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a 1099 employee too

in general they do the absolute minimum to pretend they think content is worth money.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leave at 5pm?

I don’t let any of my freshouts leave that early!

by sdrone on May 1, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

would you seek to do computer programming in your free time?

Well I actually did like a year ago, but I didn’t do programming for the sake of programming, I only did as much as I needed to for baseball. And I didn’t enjoy it.

I mean do you actually enjoy or get some kind of intellectual satisfaction out of computer programming?

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know some people who program for fun

the good news is you’re less likely to have to do it for fun than you are when you write for fun.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That second sentence either doesn't make sense

Or I got a lot stupider.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

like, I write for fun

but it’s because I have to write for fun, because so many other people are willing to do it. certainly I’d rather be paid for my literary fiction, but there’s a huge supply of mfa grads and very little demand for their services.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've discovered you can do a lot with the social connections from doing anything for fun

the Internet has turned really solitary activities into prime networking hubs

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would and i do

though my current education level makes it difficult. there have been multiple occasions that i’ve looked for an open source project to join. it’s challenging and there’s a certain thrill to creating something that lots of people will use

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, ok then

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could see that actually

There were some times when I was really proud of a code I wrote because it was inginuitive or whatever. But I don’t think it would have any hold on me if it didn’t have an endpoint.

Uh, whatever though, that’s just me.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

SQL codes

And R towards the end. I hit a wall when I needed to writing looping codes in R.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, of course

i don’t know anything about R, but there are probably more user-friendly languages for what you want to do if you’re having trouble with something like looping

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a nice window office at the top of a skyscraper

and I still spend my life typing on a computer. it’s all the same shit.

the only difference is that i close my door when i turn up the mlb gameday.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the cubicle wasn't the important point

It’s the typing on the computer all day that is.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

potentially

but i’m more worried about the implications it has for my non-working life

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask me that in a few years

but i promise you it won’t be worse. at least not because of a well-paying job

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well of course your non-working life would be better

But is that worth having much more of your life being consumed by your working life?

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't understand

how would much more of my life be consumed by my working life than if i pursued some BA that may or may not get me a job immediately out of school?

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, a lot

but i wasn’t considering work done for school to be part of my working life. the idea is that i’m gambling that having the money to buy the things i want and do the things and help the people i care about for the rest of my life will be well worth the overworked, socially deprived 2.5 years i spent getting the degree

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

having no free time in college?

what? Free time is in abundance. (BTW, don’t you go to Southwest Tex? From my time visting there when I was in college, i never got the impression there was a dearth of free time there.)

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not really the same school anymore

and it doesn’t have much to do with the school. it has more to do with how many hours you enroll in and what obligations you have aside from school

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

premise: the real world sucks

easiest debate position ever

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by mattyp on May 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Count me as another person who hates college.

Huge waste of time, money, effort. I generally learn more in a weekend simply reading about a subject on my own or doing something (car repair, gardening, cooking, computer programming) with the assistance of internet forum advice and an idea for a project in my head than I learned over several semesters of university.

If I had it to do over, I’d make almost all of the same decisions (because a degree continues to be ridiculously overvalued in the job market and it’s the only way to get into med school), but I’d graduate much earlier and I’d spend the extra money and time traveling around the US, asia and south america.

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by hazel on May 1, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't necessarily help clarify matters.

Believe me.

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by spants on May 1, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree with this immensely.

Colleges, especially large colleges, are completely fine with letting kids come in, write them $40K checks and drop out at around 50%. They are either not trying to keep people engaged, or they completely fucking suck at it.

Also, many admissions processes are a complete clusterfuck and result in Kafka-esque bureaucracies in which people who deal with students are paid entry level wages and assigned 1000 students to run the numbers on. They fall through the cracks because the cracks are big.

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by hazel on May 1, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree with any of this

But the opportunities in college (both socially an academically) have to be much more abundant than in another stage of your life.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do they "have" to be?

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by spants on May 1, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean to say

I would assume that opportunities in college (both socially an academically) are much more abundant than in another stage of your life.

Maybe i should have put a “, right?” at the end of that.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Academically, sure.

Socially, not necessarily. Networking as a professional can yield far greater opportunities.

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by spants on May 1, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's surprising to me

college is basically an entire town full of people your age, many of them sharing similar viewpoints towards you.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am in high school

I should have put “I assume in front”

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, given what you said below...

I hope you find your way to a college where many of the students have different viewpoints – part of what I found valuable in college (my experience sounds a lot like Shi’s) was that my perspectives were challenged and stretched. It sounds like you would enjoy that.

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

College has changed me a lot. I think for the better and it isn’t because of people who think like I do but because of people who didn’t and forced me to either change ,y thoughts a little or defend them at the very least to myself and therefore become stronger and more well-rounded.

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by ClemsonGirl on May 1, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again,

you went from age 18-2something. You will change a lot over those years no matter what and I think a lot of what colleges do does nothing to help you navigate/make the most of/not get ripped off during that time.

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by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

agree a bunch with this.

I went to college during those ages and I have friends from high school who stayed in town, got married and started a family. they changed just as much, if not more, than I did during those years.

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by Tackle Box on May 1, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what you're telling me is

i will be missing out on a lot going to college in my early 30’s instead of early 20’s? that sucks!

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by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

college girls don't usually randomly hook up with the old dudes in the bar

and, unfortunately, early 30s is ancient on a college campus.

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by Tackle Box on May 1, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i'm going to a CC

so i’m hoping there’s a lot of women around my age

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by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC is not college

totally different experience.

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by Tackle Box on May 1, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? Columbus State is a huge college

it’s seems like a normal college to me, but it’s been over 10yrs since i was on a campus

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by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep in mind, i'm not knocking you for going to cc

quite the contrary and I didn’t mean to but i realize how it came off.

what i’m saying is, it’s just a completely different atmosphere. you don’t have dorms at a cc and you don’t have a campus…. okay, wait. Columbus State is a community college? where is it?

typically, community colleges (I’m assuming cc means community college) have a bunch of locals who know each other and have two goals, get to a better, 4-year college or get some sort of certification (x-ray tech, cosmotology, culinary, etc).

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by Tackle Box on May 1, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the main campus is in down town Columbus & its huge

counting the satellite sights 30,000 students are enrolled there. i’ll have to go down town for most of my classes because the culinary department is there. i’d rather not because it’s 45min drive, but it’s the best in the area & second best in the state so it should be worth it

i didn’t take it as you were knocking me, i know it’s not the same, but i thought class wise & going to the main campus it would be pretty “normal”. i don’t think there are dorms, but there is a lot of young kids there. i was surprised, i expected more people my age, and there are. but there are a lot of kids.

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by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

personally, i think older, non-traditional students

get more out of college than “normal” students.

I knew a couple of older students when I was in college and they just had a difference about them…a good difference but one I couldn’t really relate to. then I became one of them.

originally, I went straight to college and graduated then went back to school 8 years later for a teaching certificate in my area of study. you just take everything more seriously, although there are plenty of students who go right away and do take things extremely seriously, i just think everything is better put into perspective with a little “life” under your belt.

too many college kids really have no damn idea about who they are or what the world is about, but often think they have it all figured out. life isn’t like a textbook and a lot of kids get chewed up once they graduate because they look for things to be just like when they were in college.

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by Tackle Box on May 2, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm hoping that's the case for me

at least i have a plan now, had i gone right out of high school i would have not had a plan

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by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But I like where I am now and I don’t think I would have been the same way if I stayed in St. Louis. Also I can’t exactly be a teacher without a degree.
Look college isn’t for everyone. And it isn’t for everyone right out of high school either. But saying that I’m getting ripped off because I went to school is a little bit strange. I want a job. I know what job I want. I know what I have to do to get it. If I didn’t go to college I don’t really know what I would be doing right now. I am not qualified to start my own company or climb the business world ladder or something like that. I am not getting ripped off, I am doing the best thing for me.

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by ClemsonGirl on May 1, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't leave home - the St. Louis metro - to go to college.

So my social life was not based on campus life.

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by spants on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

Well I’m going to a town that’s basically populated by college students (Burlington).

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I'm excited

especially because I’m a big skiier.

I’m on the waitlist for Oregon though and will probably go there if I get in, but that’s partly because the other two members of my band are going there, and it would be really fun to be in a good band in college.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

buy hats and scarves

(from someone who went to school in the Berkshires)

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, talk to me in February.

We’ll see if you’re singing that same song.

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will wear big coats though

That sounds nice.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recommend cross-country skiing...

…if you’re looking for exercise. It’s fantastic.

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That sounds absolutely terrible. I hate when I have to go on flat grounds.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't literally ski

across the whole country

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no you don't

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna beat you up

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

trust me

Don’t get one of the cheap rabbit fur ones though. Lambs wool all the way.

/sorry fink.

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by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad has one of those

that feels like you’re nuzzling your head in Aphrodite’s boobs. So I plan on begging for that from him when I go off.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That depends.

The things that are most useful to a person who goes to college are usually not the things that colleges actually do.

They’re things like, moving out, managing money, finding out what you really want to do with your time, your life, etc. you get to start a ton of new relationships with complete strangers, you get to have sex, you learn how to deal with roommates, coworkers, classmates, teachers, and by the transitive property peers, coworkers, bosses, and people in the real world.

More importantly, you can do NOTHING wrong. You WILL BE BAILED OUT in almost any event short of getting a girl pregnant or getting caught committing a heinous crime. It’s a sandbox.

Which of those things requires a sociology program?

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by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh?
you get to have sex

WHY DID I NOT GET THIS EMAIL???

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or people who know what they want to do and need a degree to do it.

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by ClemsonGirl on May 1, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sympathize but disagree

my college experience, which i just wrapped up in 09, was fantastic. i got a lot out of my classes, both in my major and not. the main reason for this is that i went to a school where the professors’ main job was to teach as opposed to doing research, so classes were very enjoyable and the professors approachable. my friends and i attended the college for its academic emphasis, so the culture regarding courses was healthy as well. obviously every place isn’t like this, and it depends on a lot on the individual as well, but the college experience gives you what you want to get out of it. i mainly wanted a good education, so i went to the best private liberal arts school i could get into that was willing to give me a scholarship, in spite of the fact that it was also an all-male school. i understand that not everyone would make such a decision, and the school had its obvious downsides, but i wouldn’t trade it for anything. just thought i’d give my 2 cents.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see how that contradicts my view,

that the vast majority of the things you learn are not useful to you and that the structure of the system is not conducive to the dissemination of skills and attitudes that will be useful to most people or to society.

The majority of the departments in a university are looking out for one thing: Themselves. Every school is branching out and adding new departments that they have no business adding, liberal arts at most schools is just a mind-blowing amount of bullshit attached to a teacher education program.

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by hazel on May 1, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it does contradict

because i don’t feel that what i learned was not useful; in fact, it was extremely useful. first of all, i admit i am a bit of a special case. i am currently in graduate school and would like to stay in academia. even outside of that, though, my liberal arts courses, and college in general, completely altered my world-view. yes, it’s true i won’t apply what i learned in the sex and masculinity psychology course i took to my work, but i learned a hell of a lot about what sex and masculinity are and how they affect me as a person. similarly, i was able to study abroad and study chinese language and culture. i did not take a single course related to my major during this time, but what i learned about a then-unknown society is invaluable to me.

liberal arts schools are meant to educate you in more ways than just your major and career choice. some may fail at this, but mine did not fail me. this is speculative, but it sounds like you should have attended vocational school if you don’t want to mess around with material not directly related to your preferred career path.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree with this

Education for the sake of education is much better to me than education for the sake of getting a job.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammnit

i would think that a liberal arts college like where Shi went might not do that though.

Unfortunately, i’m going to University of Vermont (or possibly Oregon), neither of which are liberals arts colleges.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's your major gonna be?

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

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by jd is legend on May 1, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

English

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

needz moar science!

but seriously, do what you love, that’s for sure.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was your major?

i thought you went to a liberal arts college

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

physics

but i still received a bachelor of the arts. my school had all the traditional majors, but everyone had to take a large dose of non-major courses. ‘liberal arts’ wasn’t a major even.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, right

you’re the one who posted that youtube vid recently

we need a fanpost on string theory sometime

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, well

i was trying to think up some way to relate quantum mechanics to baseball. one idea i had was talking about how unlikely quantum tunneling is for a baseball through a bat, except for mark reynolds. the answer is: very unlikely.

but would a fanpost on something unrelated to baseball, like string theory, really be allowed? perhaps i’ll relate the tiny size of the extra dimensions to aaron miles or something. that would work i guess.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

i was half joking

you’ll be happy to learn that i’m taking physics 1 and 2 over the summer to satisfy some of my science requirements. i always thought the stuff was interesting

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

though physics only gets really fun when you start quantum. everyone, and i mean everyone, should read this. it requires no background and is written by the best american physicist of all time, richard feynman. qed is, arguably, the best theory humankind has ever had, and it explains almost everything you experience on a day-to-day level; if you see it, and it’s not due to gravity, its qed. any library would have it.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

$2.70 on amazon?

i’ll bite

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by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

Also last week’s New Yorker had an article about quantum computing that was freaking phenomenal, so now I’m interested.

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feynman!

He’s my favorite. I own his Lectures on Physics.

by clank on May 2, 2011 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to read some physics of baseball fanposts.

I’m not sure it’s physics, but my brother game me a book called “Rationality for Mortals” that has a lot of interesting stuff about the heuristics that ballplayers use, like the ‘gaze heuristic’ they use to catch fly balls. Pretty cool stuff.

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

it’s funny how we learn to follow a flying ball even if we don’t know the physics of how it flies.

i’ll try to think something up and put up a fanpost. and if anyone has any specific requests, i’ll do my best to accomodate them.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

fanpost request

Can you explain Wainwright’s curveball?

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a good one actually

it’s been done of course, but i’ll try to whip something up next week or so. i got a final this coming wednesday, so it won’t be before then. but yeah, that’ll be fun.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the effect would be for the same reasons

but just that the rotation is on a slightly different axis. any breaking ball breaks for the same reasons it turns out. this explains it pretty well. in the fanpost, i’ll try to compare it to a soccer ball, which is different since it actually changes shape as it is kicked.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

can you explain the sun?

can you explain the small of a woman’s back?

well maybe you can, but all i know is i’d rather sit back & enjoy them both. sometimes you don’t need an explanation, all you need to do is relish in their glory

Balls

by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can explain the sun, actually,

and while i understand your point, i strongly disagree. i still sit back and enjoy things just like anyone else would, but i also have a feel for how incredibly unique and unlikely it is that we live on a planet in a solar system with a single sun that is halfway through its 10 billion year old lifespan in a universe that is 13.8 billion years old. to me, its complimentary.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh

i just hear it too much to not immediately respond.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

about how

science takes away from beauty. it’s a common thing to hear, really. and it’s total bullshit of course. but i’m biased ;)

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It'd be cool if we could all agree

that knowledge actually leads to more wonder, instead of guarding the gaps of what we don’t know. Particularly now that science has moved beyond base determinism.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

gaze heuristic ftw.

that would be a great band name.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I wanted to major in econ

As it would allow me to take the sabermetrics and apply it to real life data.

But then I took econ this year and it sucked so much. And I also became much more interested in reading/writing (which I’m also good at I think). so yeah.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe your econ teacher sucked

I had classes in high school that I hated but found out later it was because of the teacher, not the subject

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by jd is legend on May 1, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

We don’t ever talk about anything, we just learn the freaking terms.

And my English teacher this year is great. So yeah that’s definitley part of it.

But i think writing offers a lot more room for creativity than econ.

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by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean, obviously

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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

study both if you get the chance

what’s great about english is that it allows you to apply the creativity you develop to anything.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't you start off with a double major or minor in one?

Then decide after taking courses which you prefer, or finish the double major/ minor

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by jd is legend on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well i don't have to declare my major until my junior year

So I plan on taking lots of English, Econ and Stats classes (well maybe not, because they usually require me to take high level calc or trig – bullshit), and then deciding.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tested out of them with my AP Calc scores

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well VEP doesn't even know basic trig

he’ll at least have to take something like calc for BAs

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I guess that's true

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to talk to Chief Sohcahtoa

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on May 1, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an Econ major, I took literally 0 math classes in undergrad

LOL USC

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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no way

Learning how to simplify a fraction (what I’ve been doing with increasing complexity for the past 4 years) has any relevence to the universe.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

algebra =/= math

geometry is most important, and i would say trig is a subset of that. calculus is a very elegant and necessary way to take limits of things. more complicated algebra is necessary of course, but yeah, high school algebra is of course not a big deal.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

and I hate math.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This I agree with

But I fear if I have to take beginners calc and trig in college, I will be getting more of the same.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you can, just skip intro math courses

if you can do math, you don’t need to intro courses, and if you can’t do math, you won’t pass the intro courses anyway, imo.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

...that's kind of deep.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, i didn't mean to

come across as condescending. but yeah, for the most part, you can do it or you can’t.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calculus really is extraordinarily elegant.

But college math teaching can often be even worse than high school teaching, so I’d try hard to find a good professor and skip out of the really low-level courses if you can.

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the prof can pretty much do

whatever she wants. if you can convince her that you should start out at the normal level, you will.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

they may ask you to test out or something

but i just said i could do it, and he said okay.

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it depends on the school

but when i met with my advisor the first time we talked about what courses i would take. i flunked the ap calc exam in high school because my teacher was total shit, but i said i knew what i was doing and went ahead and took calc 2 anyway, and my advisor trusted me. its a case by case basis of course, but it’s doable.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok thanks, I'll definitley try to do that

How much time does your advisor spend with you?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

depends

mine was a professor i had, so we saw each other more or less daily. i would just be agressive about it yourself; schedule meetings to discuss these things. the more initiative you take, the more impressed the prof will be. and if the prof isn’t really interested in helping you, get a new advisor.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

pj has a math helper

I should’ve done that, in so many classes. I was kind of stupid about using available resources.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, a good study group /

group tutor really goes a long way.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that might be the biggest thing that's not impressed on new college students

use the resources because you/family are damn well paying for them. I’d just gone so long with the high school every-man-for-himself thing, it was a hard habit to break. and also free education vs. you’re paying for this.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

i use the term loosely. it’s an internet friend who is a math major

but he’s pretty close to graduating, so any problem that i was having trouble with that wasn’t upper level discrete i could ask him about and he’s be like ah, yeah, this is easy

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

for what it's worth this wasn't my experience

I know a lot of people have a different one, but I felt like I had a lot of freedom to try new things in my work as an undergrad, and a lot of that has shown up in my fiction/my blogging.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

I had a similar experience. My undergrad experience changed how I understood the world and expanded my interested; I’m extremely grateful for it.

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

er, interests

apparently it didn’t help me type

by peach concrete on May 1, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was in fiction classes, correct?

A class that requires you to write weekly in various forms is much more likely to cause you to do something you haven’t done before than a class that asks you to expound (yet again) on some baroque piece of academic/classic/avant garde writing that is completely irrelevant to everything except some tiny corner of some liberal arts specialty.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get into fiction until relatively late

I turned in some really weird papers in my literature and anthropology courses. lots of messing around with form/fiction/voice. most professors seemed open to it.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

working on a 20 page essay about f. scott fitzgerald for next week. not excited about it, but I read fitzgerald criticism/biography for fun, so I’ll manage.

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I studied lit and found lots of room for exploration.

I did have to actively seek out those classes and teachers, but I did all sorts of strange things with my writing and and the directions I took.

The cake is a lie.

by a fink on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to think that.

Get your undergrad as cheaply as possible.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

for real

if you’re worth a damn, a few years in the work force will say a lot more than who issued your diploma

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know what the gob is,

nor what the rest of it is about, but i laughed anyway. lols=rec’s in my book. btw, what is the gob?

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on May 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

gods of baseball

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

many thanks.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on May 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was a band best know for

their cover of Paint it Black.

"Why are you here? You should be mowing Albert Pujols' lawn right now." - Conan O'Brien to TLR, after noting he was in the audience for Bob Costas' benefit show.

by Evilfrog on May 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like this should have come from a novelty account

named “Prophet of the GOBs” or somesuch.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that might imply GOB worship, which is very sad.

I really should have put a dash or an exclamation mark after “doubt thou not the GOB”

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and bacon bits

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on May 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was expecting more Theriot bashing

maybe it will come below; I’m starting to really dislike the guy, and I hate not having a full root for everyone on the roster.

by thetewk on May 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He's adequate!

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

new meme

Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Greene 6, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, Berkman 9, Freese 5, Molina 2, pitcher, The Riot 4

by gocards62 on May 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're 1/6th of the way through the season

and he’s accumulated about half the WAR Brendan Ryan did all of last year. I’ll take it.

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on May 1, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theriot sucks. He definitely bears the most responsibility for the loss today.

I expect his OBP to drop and his defense to remain as bad as we’ve seen.

In other news, I don’t know what you mean when you say that you “hate not having a full root for everyone on the roster” — and frankly, I don’t think I want to know.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now you're getting it.lol

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

mr t should not be paying ss for the stl cardinals
he is not good enough

greene and el punto are the only ss on the team, and they rarely pay ss

bash bash bash

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on May 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only a roster issue if Punto is really hurt.

If Punto is fine, just put Freese on the DL and activate Craig. Some combination of Descalso, Punto and Craig can manage 3B with Punto, Descalso, and Greene manning 2B.

It gets a lot more interesting if Punto is really hurt. Then I’d drop PJ from the 40-man and bring up M. Carp.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

The first one is what I expect to happen

Unfortunately, I didn’t get to make it over to an S-Cards game this weekend to scout this “Allen Craig” kid, but I hear he can hit and has had past experience at the hot corner. With our defense doesn’t matter approach at SS and RF this year, I don’t see why TLR would be so against playing Craig at 3rd.

Also, I haven’t read any of the stories on Freese, but I’m going to slap the 6-8 week time frame on for his return. Could be shorter if he doesn’t have to get pinned, but I’m betting they will want to pin it and his history of healing isn’t too good. Poor guy, can’t catch a break.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes he can

or was that a pun?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on May 1, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

it was a joke

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just had to bring that up, didn't you?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

[weep]

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NotAP
Los Angeles Dodgers: Traded IF Aaron Miles to St. Louis Cardinals for OF Colby Rasmus, P Eduardo Sanchez, and the virus plaguing Mgr Tony La Russa’s right eye.

by TBender on May 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I hate a player when

I read their name the first thing I look at is my gun case.

by FlimtotheFlam on May 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even wanna know what this means.
“Barry could see it crunching a little bit,” La Russa said.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
I can’t hear youuuuuu

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a slightly lighter note:
“I just checked with him,” La Russa said. “I said, ‘Are you ready to play third?’ He said, ‘Yeah.’ He’s got great hands and an accurate throwing arm. His arm feels great. I wish there had been more plays at him.

No, Tony. A sane person wouldn’t wish that.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE EYE MUST BE GETTING BETTER AAAAHHHH

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of when I snapped one of the bones in my hand.

hurt like hell. I popped it back into place and wrapped it up tight. Still have a bump there.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds disgusting.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the Reds and Brewers lost too

ugh. It is way too early in the season to be scoreboard watching. Must…acquire…non-baseball related interests

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on May 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

(from before the game)
Craig, on the disabled list due to a strained left groin, has played two games on a Minor League rehabilitation assignment at Double-A Springfield. He’s 0-for-6 with a walk and a sacrifice fly. His numbers don’t concern the Cardinals, and the reports are that he’s healthy. He is eligible to come off the 15-day disabled list on Monday.

Even so, manager Tony La Russa feels that Craig might benefit from spending an extra few days at Springfield. Craig won’t play regularly once he’s activated.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

They need to get him back to the team immediately...

especially now with Freese out….

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry didnt go through game thread

but how is it Mcdowell gets 2 weeks and Lowe? what has even happened with him yet. Sorry but the way we hand out punishment here puzzles me at times.

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on May 1, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

because Mcdowell's situation is controlled as an team/league administrative matter

and Lowe’s is a criminal matter. Lowe is also a union member, which controls if/how he is punished. Apples and oranges.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 1, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

in other esoterica, general interest in the Curse of Scotty

he didn’t play third base at Busch this last time
perhaps failing to fend off the effects? hmm.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like La Russa already...

has one with J-Hey’s name on it…

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll have to hang onto it for a while

but i wouldn’t put it past tony to hold a grudge until the next time we play the braves

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not kidding...

he probably won’t do it in September…

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think Matt Carpenter could match David Freese's production right now (and could provide some OBP at the top of the lineup)

this doesn’t have to be an emergency, just don’t freak out about the 40 man and do it.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Has the 40 man roster...

been this much of a problem in years past? Just looking at it there’s a tremendous quantity of injury/suckitude taking up space. Batista, Franklin, Augenstein, Kopp, Blake, Samuel, Riefer, and Walters are all contributing nothing.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on May 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I submit "Schumaker" to the list "contributing nothing on the 40 man."

I think you’re right, though. There’s a hell of a lot of low-ceiling RHPs. That can’t really be helped with as many Perez types that we’ve lost over the last few years, but we could at least not be adding redundant skill-sets like Batista’s.

by Kind_Al on May 1, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would add Hamilton to the list also.

If they want to add Carpenter, then who gets removed? I don’t think they are going to put Riefer on the DL because they probably would have by now. Maybe King? Kopp? Walters?

I’m also worried if we need to call up a SP…Lynn, Dickson or Ottavino would all be better options than Walters or any other starter on the roster.

by mick311 on May 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i'd kick King

there’s really no reason for him to be on there

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 1, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's hitting in the zeroth percentile of AAA hitters.

He’s like a light-hitting pitcher. To borrow a phrase from a certain advice columnist:

CTMFA

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he cracks me up. funnier live, too, so if you ever get a chance, see him speak.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 1, 2011 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

DanUp and azru

Have jinxed freese and Colby. Danup mentions freese an how he will be able to play more games and he immediately gets injured. Azru points out Colby has cut down on his k’s and he immediately starts a strikeout binge. You two should try talking up votto and Braun in your next posts

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 4/27/11):
22.2 IP, 29 K, 10 BB/HBP, 7 ER, 1.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on May 1, 2011 10:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think we should start calling Freeze

The Glass man since he seems to have bones made of it.

by FlimtotheFlam on May 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That boy needs to drink more milk!

(cue moo-cow)

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

twitter rumors saying we have killed Osama Bin Laden

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I request that you put a goatee on this person's avatar.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I request champagna!

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be flat by the time you could drink it.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangit.

Reminds me that O’Fallon Brewery closed and therefore no more Wheach beer for Spanties. :(

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there'll be plenty of champagna still around

for relaxing after a busy day of chasing minispants.

Also, didn’t know O’Fallon Brewery closed. They were doing OK and looking to expand last I checked. Bummer.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH AND I DO!

(No I don’t.)
US docs don’t recommend that, and I just haven’t felt it worth the risk.

However, Peanut has had morphine, percocet, and vicodin!

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

so she's automatically qualified to play bass

On courtney love’s next tour!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 1, 2011 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Not regularly.

I hurt myself the other night trying to rearrange in bed. (STUPID BELLY!) I’ve taken two or three pills a day since. Plus, there is an element of the wound care that is particularly painful, physically and mentally. Not ready to do that part without pain meds yet. Almost.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had hoped you'd be healed up by now

i’m sorry to hear you’re not. how much longer do you think it will be?

Balls

by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The OB said that if I have a normal labor and delivery

that the barely healed wound might split open during.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds fun.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet, I'd rather do that than

have a c-section at this point.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet I can guess which wound takes longer to heal.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 1, 2011 11:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

At that stage, the c-section.

But this wound as it is now is taking much longer because I’m still pregnant.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

my sister had two in 11 months

the c section is really really hard to heal from. i hope you don’t have that problem

Balls

by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a lot of women who have had

c-sections. All but one found the experience perfectly fine.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it took her a month to recover from both

she said that was longer than normal & she was in a lot of pain most of the time. the first one was an emergency & the second one was planned. she was really swore especially after the second one. of course most women don’t have a baby 11 months after they have another one

Balls

by gdm426 on May 1, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

obligatory Do Not Picture It.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

O'Fallon of the six minute IPA?

That was a good beer.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Wheach was my summer beer. Gonna miss it.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey,

at least he didn’t say fixed news.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha!

and I’m done with the topic

by kalmavet on May 1, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, in your defense

you were like seven on 9/11

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually remember the day it happened

I was pissed that I didn’t get to miss school.

But also, it’s not like Osama was the only terrorist out there.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is. Bloodlust.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

What

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with you?

I’m sorry if that’s harsh but seriously.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oklahoma City happened when I was about 10

It didn’t really affect me too much. 9/11 happened when I was 17. Its impact was profound.

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was 14

totally changed my worldview. I remember checking snopes every day for like six months to figure out which rumors were true (I remember “malloween” in particular) and which ones weren’t.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not initially, but the ramifications can't be ignored

9/11 has shaped our lives for better or worse and whether we care to admit it or not. i understand it not having a large impact on you personally, because to a degree it doesn’t impact me personally too much, but it happened and therefore is worth caring about.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

by 'caring about'

i mean inasmuch as it affects your relations with others. also, i’m a nihilist, so my opinion will be different from most.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I can't choose what I care about

I wouldn’t actively not care about it, and I would probably have enough sense not be a contrarian about it.

But I just don’t think it would ressonate with me. You could argue that in the history of the world, 3000 people being killed for idealogical reasons is like the 1000th’s worst atrocity of all time.

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again: you'd be surprised.

That sounds a lot like me before I knew better. That’s condescending, I know, but so it goes.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i completely agree

and i mean ‘care about’ in a very general way.

for the most part, it’s my philosophy to not worry about humanity at all. of course, on a personal level i do since i have feelings. i want to be happy, and it would be nice if most other people were happy as well. but big picture, it’s not important.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's one thing to recognize the historical fact for what it is.

Yes, this was really not that many lives, compared to the run of human history. Fine.

I think it’s another thing to disclaim being affected by events like this at all. It’s not every day that death and geopolitics jump up and punch you in the face. At least not that hard.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be clear, it's not that I wouldn't feel bad

Or feel that it was an unjust attack.

It’s just that it wouldn’t ressonate with me particuarly strongly and it wouldn’t change my outlook on life.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just going to harp on this, then:

Your outlook on life is going to change many times between now and, say, age 30. This is how it works. You have no idea what will or won’t change that outlook until it happens. I know you feel that way, but believe me: you’re wrong.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not true for me

i admit that my outlook will change if/when i have a family, but again, i view humanity as a small, insignificant part of reality, and while i want my little sliver of humanity to be happy, i know, in the end, it doesn’t matter.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it will

But it will change from new leaps in logic, rather than something like 9/11 which I already know has happened before.

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe so.

Me, the older I’ve got the less I’ve come to trust in logic for any sort of answers. Even less for systematic ones.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh what

What else is better than logic?

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kindness? Generosity? The ability to put oneself in another person’s shoes and see the world from their perspective? I’m not arguing that those are necessarily better than logic, but surely they’re up there. (And I’m a mathematician). Of course it probably depends on what questions you’re trying to answer.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

these things aren't mutually exclusive though

i empathize with all kinds of emotional things, but i still have no real feelings for humanity as a whole.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think it depends upon your particular goal in any given moment.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are, though.

You can use more than one type of guidepost to live your life.

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by spants on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

The beauty is that you don't have to peg

yourself to just one method.

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by spants on May 2, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I think it’s pretty apparent that I’m an extremely logical, methodical person by nature

And yet, here I am, getting married at 21 to a woman that I’m just 100% smitten by. There’s nothing logical about our relationship

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's not what I mean by logic

that’s following what makes you happy, which is perfectly logical.

I’m talking about feeling differently on something that your brain has already worked through due to emotions.

What peach was saying is that you could give a certain amount of respect to empathy or what not even if it disagrees with what you think. and that kind of makes sense, on a moral level.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Empathy is pretty good.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only trouble with logic is that

you have to ask whose logic it is. It has not been a static concept in history.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's true, you have to start with some assumption

but that doesn’t mean you should keep going. understanding the limits of your logic is the most important thing you can know. that goes for emotions as well, of course.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I shouldn't say this

I suppose I’m just a more logical person, while others are more emotional, I’m just saying I don’t know why I would suddenly switch.

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not like it would mean you would

become a vastly different person. But things can become more nuanced after these experiences.

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by spants on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think we should all watch some star trek

you’re obviously spock, the emotional ones are mccoy, and i’ll be kirk. i just want to bang an orion.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Scotty

I just wanna get drunk

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by mattyfrommo on May 2, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm

saurian brandy…

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a more logical person than most as well

I didn’t know how to feel real emotion until I met Kearsha

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

just as you might put 9/11 in perspective by saying you already know it's happened before

know that people suddenly changing in response to significant events or stimuli has happened throughout human history, and will happen.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

But 9/11 is not a significant event in the way that WWI was.

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know an archduke that agrees with you.

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by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

does not compute

9/11 essentially started a world war of its own

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, since at least the civil rights movement what event has been more signifigant?

(beside the OJ trial, obviously!)

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if serious on that last one.

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha, totally not serious

as far as vietnam though, i can’t really say since i wasn’t there. but i hear it was a big fucking deal.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soviet collapse?

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was a good one.

Kind of out of the blue like tonight, no?

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhat.

There was some indication that things were shifting, but the speed that the dominoes started falling was surprising.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was too young to know what was going on.

Sounds like an amazing moment to be there.

(note: I still wish I was about 60 years old now. Or immortal and could live through all this cool shit.)

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess we should just say cold war

that would include a bunch of that shit

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

well that's because this country made it a significant event, which other countries opted not to do

I’m talking specifically about what is more shocking – terrorists killin 3000’s people. Or something like 1 billion people (that’s the number, right?) being slaughtered by close range trench and chemical warfare.

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

context is important

world war I came in the midst of years of fighting in europe, 9/11 came, what, 12 years after the “end of history”

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

the fact that we made it significant impacted the world

we went into afghanistan, then iraq, and also do missions in pakistan, such as this one. it has completely affected the entire world, where each country had to decide to join the war or not and then deal with their decision. perhaps the total number of deaths were less, but it’s on the same order.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You mentioned three.

We are actually at war in about six other countries thanks to that day.

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

There was a 60 Minutes on Yemen last year and my wife was like “really?” I forget most people don’t pay enough attention to this stuff to know what is going on.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right, I agree

But I’m talking about the specific event on 9/11 as a catalyst for changing how you feel about the world.

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's semantics then i suppose

because wwi was “caused” by the assassination of archduke ferdinand, or our involvement in wwii by pearl harbor. but you can’t just separate the event very easily because when we think of the event, all of the associated events come with it.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

And neither of those wars were actually "caused" by those events

they were just the final straw.

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would say it's shaped world events on a massive scale

although of course if you compare everything to WWI it’s going to come up short.

anyway I’m suggesting that it’s almost certain that people very much like you were changed in very drastic ways in response to 9/11, and to much less than that.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't you said that you should never compare players to HoFers?

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't agree.

9/11 really really has defined American foreign policy for the last decade. Our government pulled a complete 180 and we’ve been trying to rewrite our military strategy from scratch since then. regardless of how you feel about the actual events of that day, it’s impossible to downplay it’s significance in world events.

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by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

in between 9/11 and the Soviet Union

there was just a bunch of aimless, plain vanilla prosperity.

then we finally found the next big pursuit to sink our budget into.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

just remember

that you have the luxury of saying it was insignificant. Others don’t. I’ve met some of these people and believe me they’d do anything to have that luxury. Maybe I’m off the mark, but you probably were born and have been provided for your entire life up until this point. It’s easy for you to draw grand conclusions about life because you really have no skin in the game in a sense; you know nothing of it yet.

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by mattyp on May 2, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree

I’m sure my perspective would be different if my dad died in 9/11 (or it might not be, the whole nature vs. nurture thing).

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by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I were in a philosophical mood...

I would say that the fact that you have feelings, want to be happy, and find the happiness of others to be normative is a performative contradiction to your “big picture” view. But I’m guessing that it’s just semantics.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have feelings

and am aware that they are social constructs and highly dependent on how i fit in culture and society; i’m a moral relativistic. by big picture, i mean that humanity is not that important to me. the universe doesn’t care about us, and as such i have no particular feelings of pride of humanity. that’s my philosophy, anyway.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Read Nietzsche.

Then re-read as necessary. That is all.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Contra nihilism.

Via explicit engagement with it as a real and valid thing. It’s pretty beautiful. And did a lot for me, coming from where you seem to be to where I am now.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've been meaning to read nietzsche for a while now

but what is “it” that is engaged with? i found your first sentence vague.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

With nihilism.

Saying that Nietzsche confronts it head on and treats it totally honestly.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Viking Portable Library volume

is pretty good. Don’t worry about Zarathustra at first though – hard to grasp it until you’ve gone through the corpus at least once (at least for me), because it’s a stylistic exercise as much as a philosophical one.

Specific things, if you want: Genealogy of Morals, Twilight of the Idols.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

The usual Nietzsche you'd get

Would be Thus Spake Zarathustra, but it’s quite the go at first. Per our conversation here, Twilight of the Idols or Beyond Good and Evil might be good selections.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I highly recommend FN.

Though, with the same kind of questions, I ended up tracking a lot more with Kierkegaard than Nietzsche, eventually.

/Flagged, religion.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Yeah, I’m definitely going to duck a Nietzsche v. Kierkegaard argument.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You'd be surprised.

I was watching TV live when the second tower fell. I wasn’t quite 18 yet. I’m not trying to turn this into story-time, but watching thousands of people senselessly killed, as it happens, does things to you.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

As a carefree, drunk 21 year old, it certainly changed my life.

(note: still drunk.)

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was pretty surreal

watching everything unfold. I happened to be off that day, and ended up watching tv for 36 hours.

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by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

(I read that as BJ Rains say it, FYI.)

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember I got my first speeding ticket that night

I was really surprised there were cops out checking for speeders on that night, not at home with their family.

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're a senior in HS right?

I was a senior when it happened. When you’re at school and in every single class, you watch the news instead of do schoolwork, you care. When one day your teachers are telling you that you have to register for the draft when you turn 18 and the next something happens that makes you realize a war’s about to start, you care.

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still about once or twice a year spend about an hour or two on youtube

watching news clips from that day. I have no idea why I do it, I just do. Watch David Letterman’s or Jon Stewart’s monologue from their first show back and try not to get misty-eyed.

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stewart killed it that night.

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqY3_0RSAXY

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I was only in sixth grade and we watched the news in every class. We had assignments on it. It was a little bit jarring to say the least.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

My sixth grade experience was watching the shuttle explode.

Since it was going to be the first teacher in space,

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by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, i'm only 33, i shouldn't feel this old

i was 23 when 9/11 happened & watched TV all day. my dad finally made us all leave the house around 7 & go out to eat. i was so upset i couldn’t eat & didn’t eat for a couple days. the restaurant was silent when GW made his speech that night, everyone stopped talking & got up & walked over to the bar to hear it. i’ll never forget that day.

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

eff off SBN,

Since it was going to be the first teacher in space, NASA thought it would be a good idea to make every school kid in the country watch that candle go off.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

I remember that one. Seventh grade.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was driving in Poplar Bluff when we heard on the radio

the shuttle exploded. i was in what, 5th grade i think?

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

No way....you had to have been in second or third.

And you should have been in school. Were you skipping?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
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by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

we all had chicken pox & were driving to the DR

Jan 1986 i was 9, that’s 3rd-4th grade right? i was born in Oct & started 1st grade when i was 5 & turned 6 a month later

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The weirdest day was the day after.

We didn’t exactly go on as if it hadn’t happened but we went back basically to normal. It was really bizarre.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Challenger explosion?

Were you even alive?

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by spants on May 2, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was still talking about 9/11.

Sorry if that was confusing. I was not alive for the Challenger Explosion.

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by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think so!

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by spants on May 2, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember my mom was super pissed they didn't cancel school once it happened

She said she was this close to checking me and my brother out

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

My mom didn't know what to do.

My brother’s school didn’t even tell the students. He was only in 4th grade. They thought the kids were too young and they should near from their parents. My brother had no idea something had happened.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

My mom is a psychiatrist

She had some PTSD patients that day and she told them to watch Cartoon Network to get their mind off of it, because it was the only channel that wasn’t showing it

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was in high school

somehow, I was busily going about my day and hadn’t heard. One of the teachers asked if I’d heard, then pulled me into the lounge to watch the coverage.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

And a couple years later, good friends deploying. And wondering if you’re supposed to go with them. And so forth.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually that would probably make me care less

I don’t respond positively to authority pressure.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't take this the wrong way, but my God, you're a child.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, and this is coming from a 22 year old:

You’re really fucking juvenile sometimes

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEP, not Fritz

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am too!

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am

But I don’t understand how rebelliousness is neccesarily a quality of a child.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

What you're describing isn't really rebelliousness.

It’s utter apathy.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

More of saying you'd be too cool for school

to care about 3000 civilians being murdered, an economy collapsing, and a handful of wars being started.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

AND FUCKING BASEBALL WAS CANCELED!

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what I said

I said that teachers telling me how I should feel would not have an effect on me.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, this is what you said
I’m sure that if 9/11 happened today I would not care that much

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, the comment that Fritz responded to

Is what this subthread is about.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you want me to repost it to the other comment?

Or should it fall under this one as well, since you are acting like a child here, too?

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by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, what the fuck?

I literally have no idea what you are talking about you.

JD said this:

When you’re at school and in every single class, you watch the news instead of do schoolwork, you care. When one day your teachers are telling you that you have to register for the draft when you turn 18 and the next something happens that makes you realize a war’s about to start, you care.

I said that would have the opposite effect on me, and you called me a child.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

One statement does not make you a child

SSS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

My comment was in regards to what rui highlighted.

Also, the fact you turned the murder of 3000 civilians into a SSS statement.

I apologize if I put it under the wrong comment of yours.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well it would have been much clearer if you put it under the right comment

How did I turn the murder of 3000 people into a SSS statement.

And calling me a child for my first comment is ridiculous. Explain to me how that is a characteristic of being a child, specifically that the murder of 3000 people does not ressonate with me personallhy.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

You could argue that in the history of the world, 3000 people being killed for idealogical reasons is like the 1000th’s worst atrocity of all time.

Also, you apparently have the filter of an eight year old. It goes back to the “pick you battles” thing. The night we finally kill UBL (which a lot of people made their life’s goal and who a lot of people blame for their husbands, wives, borthers, sisters, childrens deaths) is probably not the best time to tell people you’d be indifferent to another 9/11.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see

So when you realize that you made a mistake in calling me a child, you know attack my lack of tact.

Tell me, where you offended by what I said to start the thread?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're an idiot

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh for god's sake, Nick.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

To clarify

My views wouldn’t change based on authority pressure, but the strength of it would.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

So just because authority told you you should care you would care even less?

Is that what you are saying?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh sort of

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's childish.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not that I would care less

It’s that I would have to strengthen the feelings that I had in response.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which would be to not really care.

S strengthening those feelings would be to care even less. Which is childish because you are not making up your own mind. You are letting your reaction to what other people tell you make you decide to not really care even less about a very big event in your life.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you would care more?

You are being really confusing.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like this

I say I don’t care about 9/11. My teacher tells me, “thats ridiculous, you are acting like a child, you’re wrong”, I think harder about why I don’t care about 9/11.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha good luck getting married

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I will bite my tongue in order to get married

Because that sounds like it would be nice.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was on the old side of draftable age when the first Gulf War started.

I was terrified. I’m not afraid to say so, I was a wreck.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We knew that the draft was really a long shot, but it still scared the shit out of us.

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I enlisted under Clinton!

I was like, what the fuck? I didn’t sign up for this shit!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was on the young side

thanks, old guy!

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on May 2, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that in 10 hours, I’m going to look back and say “Why the fuck didn’t I go to sleep at 10?”

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am already looking back an hour and kicking myself.

Because now I feel wired.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it all the arguing?

Because it’s got me completely wired as well. If I’m going to be up, I should be getting work done, but I’m not going to be able to concentrate on that. I’m so unprepared for tomorrow. Maybe I’ll go fold laundry – I can always rant to the sheets.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I was trying to study. Now I am not.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

The discussion, sure.

But also my tendency to get another wind if I don’t go to sleep when I’m actually tired.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that happens to me too. I think it’s from too many all-nighters in college. After a certain point my body decides it’s going to be up until 4pm.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

In honor of this great day in American history,

I am going to pass up the o[[opportunity to compare your mother to a dickbag.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

She's busy serving her country.

Read: JSOC.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Don't worry.

You’ll probably do the same thing in 10 years, too.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was eleven at the time

and I remember I was sort of pissed about how people were taking it. how 3000 americans were worth far more than 80,000 rwandans and stuff like that.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is true,

I mean, how many Palestinians have been killed? No wonder people are pissed over it.

/divisive

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was as if no disaster on this scale had ever happened before and Woe Is Me America

and I wrote about maybe hoping that having some personal tragedy would give us some empathy toward nations where 3K was a drop in the big-ass bucket of suffering. And then I gave this speech for my fifth grade current events class and they got mad at me.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should have just read the lyrics to "I am a real American."

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was an angry little kid.

it would have surely come out as sarcastic.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was 15

it had a pretty profound effect on me. on the other hand, it’s been 10 years. it’s great that he’s been taken out, but i’m surprised by the overwhelmingly celebratory reaction to it.

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

empathy

If you weren’t affected by the event personally, perhaps this would be a good time to listen closely to those people who – because of a personal loss or for some other reason – were , and to try to find a way to care about their hurt, grief, relief, etc.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

try not to say dumb stuff like that in front of people again

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love when people take a simple statement

Extrapolate a whole bunch of meaning from it, and then use that to attack my character. Not you specifically.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of reaction were you expecting?

Maybe because you were so young this just didn’t resonate with you. But you have no way of predicting how something would affect you in the future.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I would

It’s not like I’m suddenly going to become a completely different person. I’m going to change, but I’m not going to do a 180.

I don’t think any single event, especially, could do that, because everything that could happen has pretty much already happened (unless we get into some stuff with technology, in which case that could change).

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

My own reaction to 9/11 caught me by surprise.

Intellectually speaking, I thought about it more like you and what purple_haze said above. But it emotionally resonated with me in a way that is still surprising to think about. You never know how something will affect you. We’re not robots.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well some of us.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

well....most of us aren't robots

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

waiting...

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was a joke...referring to azru...

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought about how ridiculous it was, too,

that 10X that amount die in Africa like every week and we don’t really care.

Then I thought about some guy with a wife and a kid and a dog went from one second having his first cup of coffee of the day in his cube and the next had to decide wether to burn to death or jump 70 stories as his way to die, for no real reason of his own.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

Obviously it’s easier to relate to someone who might have a more similar lifestyle to yours.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like what the Joker said in The Dark Knight.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why so serious?

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

No the thing about when it fits with what people expect

people don’t care but when it’s random and chaotic and doesn’t fit with expectations people freak out.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

South Africa? No.

Somalia, Ethiopia, DROC, Haiti, and some others? Yes.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like

I know that it’s possible for me to be living in new york and have my dad been blown up. I also know it’s possible for my dad to be a rapist. it’s also possible for my dad to be a trillionaire.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

not really on the last one. nobody is a trillionaire.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 2, 2011 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

mod note:

it’s hard to avoid politics in-thread tonight, and people are mostly doing a good job of remaining civil, but race in south africa is an avoidable discussion.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

poor mods

Does all this talk mean that you have to stay up to make sure we remain civil?

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm usually on here pretty late anyway

because it seems like I can never get any blogging work done before midnight.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't get me wrong, I was angry at 9/11, very angry

but i was also angry at the predictable nationalist militaristic reaction and the willingness of those in power to capitalize on that sentiment. and how it seemed that we were given an opportunity to reflect on our place in the world and what real loss means and we turned it into another Big Imperialistic Thing.

And now I’m way past politics warnings, so ban me if you must.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I understood and I could relate.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had very similar feelings.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
free compositionson guitar and keyboards through looping pedal (no overdubs)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's fair

I just can’t really envision a scenario in which something would effect me so emotionally.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you're a much more complicated person

than you realize. Perhaps there’s much to look forward to experiencing.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

this it what keeps me going some days

i change and grow so much that i pretty much can’t wait to see how i’ll be ten years from now. it’ll be bitchin’.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Get shot at a few times.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, if you were in America during 9/11, that was all there was

for months. It literally took months for any news article not related to 9/11 or the retaliation to make the front page of the Post-Dispatch.

Cartoon Network was broadcasting the news on 9/11.

It was impossible to be ambivalent.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since you're on a roll,

Your thoughts on Michael Jackson, Kate Middleton, and H1N1?

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

SARS! Get your masks, people!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my people!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your people love masks.

Last time I was in vegas, just random asians wearing masks!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah they do that

Koreans think it’s absolutely TERRIFYING to sleep with a fan on because they think it causes you to die. Apparently Asians are huge hypochondriacs

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

what

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Hah.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 2, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Jackson was proof that dying is the best thing that can happen for record sales, no one cares when actual world leaders come into power, and H1N1 was just the flu. Just the flu.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Words aren't a baseball game

One sentence can be quite illuminating to someone’s character

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it can be quite illuminating to how elequent a person is/how people percieve words

That’s an incredibly judgemental thing to say. It would be like me saying you are an awful person because you think the Beatles are the best band of all time.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

You would be correct, though.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am, in fact, a terrible person

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair (and i don't know what your actual intention was)

your statement didn’t leave a lot of room for interpretation. it seemed awfully straightforward and obvious and you HAD to know that, reading it back to yourself. if you meant something else, you should have said something else.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

what he said means his world view is different

childishness is one possibility, but far from the only one.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I extrapolated further

But no one was actually interested in that.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plenty of people were interested in it.

I personally didn’t get it. But that is quite possibly because this is the internet and it is hard to transmit exactly what you mean through a keyboard and onto someone else’s computer screen.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

but see, that's what people do, they make snap judgements

think whatever you want, but saying stuff like that out loud can make people draw all kinds of conclusions about you. once you make a statement like that it’s out of your hands. and you can’t tell me you actually didn’t think it was a risky thing to say

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

can't believe i got the news on veb of all places

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 2, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

any way to watch online?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI

Apologies for linking to a political site, but this was the first place I saw a direct link to watch this online.

by TBender on May 1, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

here

CNN

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom just told me

I think it’s about the Freese injury.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, so this isn't the best time, but I'm thinking about it now.

Thanks to fourstick and nota bene on the heads-up on the Audio Technica headphones (and everyone who chipped in). I’ve been listening to fairly straightforward rock/pop with them and they’ve sounded great. But Miles Davis’ Feio just came up and there’s stuff going on here that I had no idea about before. There are sounds in my left ear that are crawling into my brain. Just amazing.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Audio-Technica ATH-M50S But they were at $119 at the time.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are good earbuds?

everyone I’ve had makes things sound tinny

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've a pair

of these and they sound great.

inear earphones can do about 95% of what an over the ear monitor is capable of. heavy base isn’t quite as deep, and sometimes sounds aren’t as defined, but a good set aren’t lacking quality sound

i usually listen to a pair of hd600’s i got about 10 years ago and going to my hf5’s is no problem

by YesWeOquendo on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I wouldn't ever spend 100 bucks on earphones though

Becuase I always fucking break them.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

mine have a protective case (kind of like a softer altoids tin) and i throw it around and sit on it all the time. biggest problem is keeping them clean. apparently my ears are filthy

by YesWeOquendo on May 1, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just put them in my pocket

And ever month I pull them out to find that they are broken.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cheap too.

And have these. Not ideal, but better than the ones that come with your ipod.

by Pegasus on May 2, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry if this is politics (i don't think it really is)

but kind of effect does this really have? is al qaeda really weakened? won’t someone else just take over?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

My initial reaction is that it's more symbolic than anything.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

which is neat. and then i kind of feel like VEP

and i don’t mean hormonal

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you stoned?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

how often do you smoke?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My laughter just startled Josh.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

big ol rec

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 1, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like 2 times a week

And I’ve only been smoking j’s recently.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

then, yes, i smoke more often than you

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

my initial thought is that Bin Laden finally got what he's been waiting for.

In my mind, he needed to be captured. Killing him just created a martyr.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't edorsing trying him,

just put him away.

I agree with you though. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al Qaeda's been weakened, for a long time now.

Operationally, I don’t think it’s very important at all. Symbolically though, it’s huge. And I do think this is a situation where symbolism might matter. We’re a short time away from significant Afghanistan drawdowns as it is, and the public mind seems focused on other things right now. It will be really interesting to see what effect this news has on our continued level of engagement overseas – FWIW I bet it accelerates a decline in deployment substantially. But we’ll see.

Anyway, it’s emotionally satisfying, so there’s that.

/end of “politics,” though I don’t think this is a very partisan issue

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that last line is a good way of putting it

i guess it’s political in that it invovles foreign policy, but it’s not partisan

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 1, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

abortion's less partisan than boat shoes

speaking of which, mine are due for a trip through the washing machine. they’re starting to get a little rank.

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm building a shrine to The Beatles in my back yard.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You guys are assholes!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm behind.

Do you like or dislike the Beatles?

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could say that I'm a fan, I suppose

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And people bug you for that?

That’s questionable. I assume I’m missing some history though.

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's too recent for me to be able to speak about

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

get really into the beach boys next

I’d really like to talk heatedly about them

by DanUpBaby on May 1, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not in the sidebar,

but the beatles are on the same level as politics and religion right now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

and so it begins.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did, jerkass

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?!

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Divisiveness!

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but is it a sport

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa.

Think about what you’re saying, here…

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh! I never knew Schopenhauer was a philosopher!

Oh, yeah! He’s the one that begins with an ‘S’.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, this is my second Meaning of Life reference today.

Schopenhauer might have something to say about that. But probably not.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you talking about washing boat shoes or fetuses?

or is it feti?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 1, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, this is a huge PR move for Obama

And because of this, it’s going to be a massive political issue

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, basically.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt it.

too transparently classless. even politicians have a tiny bit of common sense.

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, have you ever heard senator...

\retracts comment before deeply offending half the veb family\

… because that dude is fucking crazy!

by Shi on May 1, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Politicians do, sometimes,

but the cable networks will be all over this. I bet the morning shows start it.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet they don't wait 'til morning.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that might be true.

but who cares what those fuckwits say, anyway?

(don’t answer that)

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many fucking people.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I doubt it too. I suspect it starts about 15 minutes after

The president stops speaking.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 1, 2011 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

15 seconds?

Over/under

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 1, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jd is legend on May 1, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good point.

I’ll be really interested on the inside story re: Pakistani participation in whatever operation happened.

by Pegasus on May 1, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMERICA

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by jd is legend on May 1, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So I had eggs benedict for dinner tonight

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I made pancakes this morning!

OK, that’s not as good.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually had chicken and waffles

for dinner tonight, for the first time ever. It was amazing.

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on May 1, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bong and a crepe?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

MMM me too.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And breakfast?

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 1, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I woke up at 12:30

But we made Philly Cheesesteaks then

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by mysterui on May 1, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love brinner.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 1, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey everybody

i’m in san francisco! and i was walking around the city totally oblivious, posting pictures on facebook…that no one will ever see since at the exact same time they announced bin laden is dead.

anyway, also: franklin in for two innings? no. and freese? WTF. i am starting to believe in the curse. someone should write a book about it.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 1, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert played 3B!

It was an awkward game for all of us.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert enjoyed it, though. he hasn't loaded that program in years.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 1, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i heard that - listened to most of the game before i had to turn off the electronic devices

i was stalling until shannon told me how the IF was set up after jay PH for greene. dirty looks from flight attendants who clearly don’t get it.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 1, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd make a derogatory comment about flight attendants

but they put up with plenty of shit, so I’ll hold my tongue.

As you can imagine, there was rampant speculation about that between innings here in the gamethread.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 1, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i posted one

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 1, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

work

meeting the morning then going right back to phx

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hai!

Welcome to our fair city! Whatcha doing while you’re here?

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf baseball

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, shit

i forgot the No Baseball rule on this politics blog.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

he’s great, but bryce harper’s slugging .681 right now. I would imagine inertia keeps harper going even if their numbers stay similar.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Machado is doing about the same

but he’s a friggin shortstop.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

is he the one who busted down bin laden's door?

the firefight was really machado’s fastballs?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's a shortstop.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you sure

who am i thinking of

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

ranaudo, machado

wuzza difference

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

wet blanket

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on May 2, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would really like to see obama's speech. google is failing me

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Not great quality, but should do the trick

link

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

that works. thanks man

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yuh

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

excellent speech....i got chills

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was strong

Just a great night all around

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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it was

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

they only have excerpts.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

all the sites say they are going to as soon as its archived

btw, the gathering outside the white house is very cool.

i appreciate moments where americans can band together as americans, and not divided along party lines. i hope that we can all celebrate together, as one.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know Bin Laden was the worst dude in the world

But honestly it feels weird to “celebrate” someone dying. I think it’s a good thing that he can no longer spread his hate and destruction in the world, but I have a really hard time celebrating someone’s death.

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Man, I was just about to post this.

Almost word-for-word of your first sentence.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

My education is, sadly, lacking for that sort of thing, I'm afraid.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never made a successful psychology joke, I don't think.

Just saying we were feeling the same thing, at the same time.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

really? you guys don't get how huge this is?

this guy’s whole mission is life is to kill you & your family, and he did that to your fellow Americans. and now he can never do that again. if that’s not a cause for celebration i don’t know what is.

finally justice has been served

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, its a giant game of whack-a-mole, so someone will replace him.

But still, fuck him even in death.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

I’m not exactly sad to see him go, but I’m not going to jump up and down on his corpse either. There are plenty more boogymen out there.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I swear to fuck, if photos come out of a Abu G situation...

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm of the belief they shouldn't do that

he never respected us or his religion so i don’t see why we should show him any kind of respect

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because we don't want more deaths.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or, you know, we could be better people about this.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

for the lives of others if not his own

what we-america do in the wake of this is going to send a message no matter what it is we actually do. best to send the right one.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh yeah i get the politics of it all & i get why we will

my personal belief is we shouldn’t though. but yes, the whole world is watching, we better do it right

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh-oh

shall we start on the death penalty? because I think that would be leading us down a divisive path…

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

At any rate,

we only kill some murderers, and we don’t kill them in the way they killed their victims.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 2, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah let's just kill this thread right here

/sunglasses

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure others would object to bring back those cartoons, but that’s one meme I really kind of miss. (I do NOT miss bacon.)

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like that one too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of the best father statement ever

“What you do to her, I do to you”

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My priest never said that.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

hah

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because we shouldn’t act any less human simply because someone else has tried to dehumanize us?

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

if i was in charge & didn't give a crap about how it looked

i’d put his body on display somewhere & then let everyone do whatever they wanted to.

but again, i get the politics, i get we have to send the right message. i just wouldn’t if i was king of the world. which i’m not.

but i should be! everyone would get free bacon!

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

This makes me very sad.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

free bacon?

it’s probably the redneck in me that feels that way. obviously i would never do it, but part of me wants to

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes maybe

i’m just really happy he’s gone. i’m not sure what i should be feeling other than joy.

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have very strong feelings, beliefs, whatever you call them

about how evil should be treated & punished. i know they may not be popular or heck even right. but i firmly believe that if you are evil as bin laden was, almost all bets are off as to what your punishment should be & how you should be treated once you are caught.

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i totally agree with this

we aren’t animals, there’s only so much we can do. and in fact i don’t think there is a punishment we could come up with that would be good enough for guys like hitler & bin laden.

i also know i have a problem sharing things i shouldn’t share. i shouldn’t have shared what i would do in a made up world where i had unlimited power & could control or didn’t care about the consequences. there is evil & stupidity in all of us. normally i have a better handle on it than tonight. i’m sorry to everyone for over sharing.

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was still a person.

He may have been a terrible person but he was still a person.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not this.

We are people. He may or may not have been, but stooping to such acts degrades the actor more than the target. He’s already dead anyway.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 2, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah it degrades the actor more.

And we’re going to have to disagree, he was a person.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're better than that

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because we are not lowering ourselves to his level.

We are being the bigger man.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

martyr.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Was thinking the same thing.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not celebrating him being dead. I'm celebrating the guys who killed him.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

this.

its not celebrating his death, its celebrating a national sense of closure.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well said

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain that plenty of people have been and will be celebrating the death of Osama Bin Laden

the person.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like this

Those guys are badasses. One of my friends’ updated his facebook status to say something like “I can’t wait to see the National Geographic special on the special forces operation”

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd give both nuts to be in the room when the mission was green lighted.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agre with this.

It seems weird to celebrate that people can be so bad that we would even consider celebrating the death of another human being.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hitler?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look.

I’m glad they can’t hurt anyone else. Our military is awesome and did an awesome job. I am not happy that people can be so bad that they pretty much had to die.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't mean we should celebrate it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was just misunderstood.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually feel that way

but not in this case.

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on May 2, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is a weird feeling.

They are interviewing revelers right now…it’s odd.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on May 2, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

AMERICA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Beat you to it, asshole

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is no way i can go to sleep right now

i should just pull an all nighter, i’m sure my interviewer will understand. i bet he’s watching this too

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope you own an american flag tie

if not, go to wal-mart now, before the rush

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is one a bowtie?

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hiHAkK6KA

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

This is one hell of a session on here, late night VEB.

Anybody still pissed about Franklin or Theriot’s glovework? haha.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

yes

Theriot, anyway

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on May 2, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same.

I was even more pissed once I actually saw the replay.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the feeling of this night and all

but I love baseball more

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Josh first. Baseball second.

I guess the baby will fit in between.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on May 2, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bin laden is responsible for Jeter's "Mr November" nickname.

NEVER FORGET.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had forgotten

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on May 2, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd not mad at Theriot...

It’s not like his crappy defense is new.

Branch Rickey was right – this was unlucky, it was the results of bad design. Theriot should not be a SS. And if you use a pitch to contract pitcher that cannot strike anyone out, you should not have a bad defense.

by DiscoJer on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hanging around to see what the title of the overflow thread will be.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

baseball?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I really don’t like Theriot, even if his OBP is good

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Before the season, I didn't think I would like Theriot

but it is really nice having a SS at the plate who hasn’t been a black hole. The increase from Ryan to Theriot offensively has been very asthetically noticeable.

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adequate!

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

He has great adequatulance.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 2, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

…rhymes with flatulence… heh..
(What? I taught middle school for a long time. It can change you.)

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Would love him at 2B though

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on May 2, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Promote Ryan Jackson!

(not really)

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think when Al explained why his offensive improved

b/c he’s a SS again and he didn’t hit last year as a 2B b/c he wanted to be a SS… that was probably the most angry I have ever been watching a Cardinals game.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see that but that sounds ridiculous beyond normal Al standards?

Did dan call him out on it, agree with it, or just let it go?

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

what do you think?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd hope just ignore it

I bet he agreed. That’s dissapointing, but not terribly surprising.

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm simply not listening to Dan / Al / Ricky this season unless I can't get the Cards any other way.

I’ve been much happier this year avoiding them.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would defiantly give that a shot.

I’ve liked what little I’ve heard him on pre/post games.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

defiantly?

bah

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

VINCE

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who was/were the announcers on non-KPLR channels before Dan/Al/Ricky?

I’m too young to remember. I know Joe Buck did a bunch of Cards game in the last decade, but nobody else is coming to mind

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, I have to think about that.

Bob Carpenter was in there for a while. Hrm.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to the great and powerful wiki

(all hail!) no one else of note, really.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

People I remember, kinda remember, or are significant

Jack Buck, Joe Buck, Rich Gould, Wayne Hagin, Joel Myers, Ken Wilson, Bob Ramsey

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he ignored it.

While eating a Big Mac and drinking a Mich Ultra.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i could really use an overflow

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by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck. I still have paperwork to do.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

i have a presentation defending my thesis tomorrow

picked a bad night to go over it for the first time

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 2, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Would it help if I told you to get the hell off of VEB and don’t come back tonight? ‘cause I’d totally do that if it helped.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll take the hint to heart

and i’m outta here
thanks

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 27

by d-dee on May 2, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've taken a new tactic

On this dating site I’ve decided to see if the women who say they love the Cardinals really do by asking them what the Cardinals should do with Franklin.

Its probably extremely counterproductive but sometimes you just have to entertain yourself.

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on May 2, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

In QC? Or QC playing at Busch?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I don't know.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently they are

but the QC website won’t let me order tickets now.

Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?

by jacksonian on May 2, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

that'd be easy to attend for me actually

well, sort of easy

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was interested because I can't make regular VEB day,

and it sounded like at least a couple of others were around.

by Kind_Al on May 2, 2011 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a pretty big qc contingent here

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh i was *this* close do deleting my facebook account because shit is ridiculous

then this gem jumped up:

Death of Hitler: Apr 30, Death of bin Laden: May 1, Death of Voldemort: May 2. Coincidence?…. probably. Still cool.

not bad facebook, not bad

by YesWeOquendo on May 2, 2011 1:45 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

98?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's actually pretty cool

do you think harry potter is the most comperhensive universe created in a series of books?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way

star trek and star wars both have zillions of books on them

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, right

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

though to be fair,

i’m not sure how the canon sees them

by Shi on May 2, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

there are a lot of holes in it if you look deeply enough, mostly related to economics and population

but it’s certainly the one I’ve enjoyed the most. I’m sure the lord of the rings universe is much more hefty, among others, but for me it’s always been less interesting.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve mentioned this here before (which means we’re just about due to revisit the literary horror that is Twilight), but it’s the details of the Harry Potter universe that I’ve always appreciated the most, specifically people moving in and out of paintings and many-flavor-beans.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

there’s something extremely immersive about the world. it feels lived-in.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with this.

The Harry Potter universe feels very “lived in”.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

\o

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

QUANTUM LEAP WANTS A WORD, JERKS

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you read Jung on the collective unconscious?

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

not really related, but still

it’s funny how when the phrase ‘quantum leap’ is used in popular culture, it’s as if it’s this huge thing. for example, ‘this new film from smith is a quantum leap in filmmaking.’ actually, a quantum leap is the smallest damn thing you can do. anyway, i just thought i’d share that.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now it just means Scott Bakula and a ass butt of awesomeness.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

second use of "quantum" on page.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2011 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tolkien

(and many other fantasy series)

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the books.

Not when they were released.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's for the spoilers

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

what a decade of bloodlust looks like. (OBVIOUS WARNINGS, ETC…)

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, that was fast.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean the picture?

not for me.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

F5. Gone for me.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

now it's gone for me

why would there be a delay?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd blame the terrorists.

Or Obama.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw some.

My first thought: “Cool.” Second thought: “That should not be my first thought.”

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with that

Tarantino made millions doing that with Inglorious Basterds.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a very warped sense of mortality, anyways.

I cry hearing about the death of strangers but have never cried at a funeral of a family member or friend.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

In many ways, yes.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like: LEGOS!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i still pause before star wars LEGO displays in the store.

i’m eyeballing some of those Hoth sets.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 2, 2011 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

you definitely have to read this twitter feed
http://twitter.com/#!/ReallyVirtual
it’s probably gonna get way overexposed in the coming days, but this guy just got way famous entirely by accident.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

scroll down

to the part about helicopters.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

ReallyVirtual Sohaib Athar

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

10 hours ago, FYI.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

it sounds like something out of rocky and bullwinkle.

“hey boris, where did you grow up?”
“i am growing up in rillibad. is near abbotabad.”

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 2, 2011 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's incredible

this is maybe the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for posting that.

I love the idea of that guy working on his laptop in a coffeeshop while the raid was happening. Really interesting.

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

he seems pretty sharp and genuine
Uh oh, now I’m the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it.

hope it doesn’t mess anything up for him

by YesWeOquendo on May 2, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

for sure.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I mentioned

a week or so ago, I am living in Peshawar, which is only 1 1/2 hours by road from Abbotabad (pronounced Abtabad locally). I have 2 local staff living there who heard the operation, but didn’t know what it was. The mother of another of my staff lived in the same neighbourhood, so she heard it all too. That certainly humanizes the situation. One of my concerns, amongst others, are the reprisals that may take place. Some like the riot in Mazr-e-Sharif in Afghanistan a few weeks ago over the koran burning that left several innocent foreigners dead, and other more carefully planned repercussions that may take months to take place. One should not forget that to many people, he was a hero. Certainly puts a different perspective on the situation.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on May 2, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

The worst part of it will be

that now he is a martyr and it will have a galvanizing effect.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

not. The committed are presumably already committed. The question is to what extent others may be galvanized.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on May 2, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully the bit about the million-dollar manse will be emphasized.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

does that house really stick out in that neighborhood?

the news has been saying it’s huge & out of place, like someone should have known & probably did know he was there & they were hiding it from us

Balls

by gdm426 on May 2, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The man just wants a decent cup of coffee!

And electricity.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

how come you can have a skype convo

and reactions are immediate, but the video conversations on the news have like 15 second delays still?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

CODEC.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

As soon as you try to VTC over an ocean, it gets real dicey.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

why don't they just skype? it's so much better

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

durn news fails to happen inside foreign internet cafes.

and do you really want as your backdrop three egyptian guys playing call of duty: black ops?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 2, 2011 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had kept the tab open, so I opened it again in a new tab to compare

I was surprised by how little DanUp hid.
But there wasn’t anything really shocking or too polarizing, anyway

by clank on May 2, 2011 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEB allows for open historical conversations.

As long as nothing too outlandish occurs.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a particularly weird occasion

if we talked about a lot of these things outside the context of today I’d probably be more heavy-handed.

by DanUpBaby on May 2, 2011 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chitown, are you a fan of the band Family?

They seem like they’d be right up your alley.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:13 AM EDT reply actions  

do not know of them

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are like heavy, pyschodelic prog rock

This is my current favorite, but there is a lot to go through still.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_853dXkZi_I

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm always down for hearing new psyche or prog

thanks

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

diggin this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtuApXR3CU&feature=related

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

more beefhearty

I like crazy songs, music rulz

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of prog rock

early genesis fucking rocked. and then peter gabriel left and phil collins fucked it all up.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

genesis, yes, etc

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

most of those bands turned to crap in the 80s or even late 70s

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt!

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Sledgehammer" is my most-played song on iTunes

True story

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

still a great video 25 years on.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11

by tom s. on May 2, 2011 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, my environmental science teacher showed them to me

they were finally able to kick my Pink Floyd addiction (which last for like 3 months).

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

not that its prog rock

but deep purple is severely underrated. first of all, ‘smoke on the water’ kinda sucks, but that’s all anyone knows of them for the most part. this song rocks, as does most everything else, such as burn, child in time, highway star, etc. if you haven’t really listened to them, you should. they are a real nice take on classic rock, imo.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Lazy just came up for me.

I forgot how good it was. The opening is just fantastic.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on May 2, 2011 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate jim morrison and the doors

well, hate is a bit strong i guess, but i strongly dislike them

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pump your brakes

The Doors are awesome

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by jd is legend on May 2, 2011 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon they are so good

Even if you don’t like Jim Morrison you have to like Ray Manzarek and Robby Kreiger.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't mean to say they aren't talented

i just don’t care for their sound. at all. i used to, by now i find the lyrics stuffy and the music itself as rolling stones lite. they just aren’t on my playlist.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, bowie is god

simply the best of all time. OF ALL TIME!

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a sad day

when I realized the line was “making love with his ego” and not “making love with his eagle”

by clank on May 2, 2011 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

hah

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

bowie is boring

wow our music tastes don’t exactly match up lol!

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bowie is pretty good

his lyrics are great.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 3, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

most of my family and friends dig it

kinda boring to me

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I knew what you meant

But I would think you could still enjoy some of the playing. Like Guns and Roses with Slash.

The Doors are way more Pyschodelic than the Stones, whom I actually don’t like that much.

Tell me you at least like Chrystal Ship?!

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 2, 2011 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

guns and roses? don't get me started

certain doors songs in vacuum are okay, but the lyrics are just shit for the most part. mainly, it’s an emotional response on my part because i find morrison insufferable and, like purple_haze said, they were popular largely for their image.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

listen to this

its from supertramp, which was pretty good in its prime. it even samples a churchill quote, which seems appropriate tonight.

by Shi on May 2, 2011 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

they aren't bad

some of there stuff went a bit too far to pop, but they good stuff is classic

by Shi on May 2, 2011 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never listened to them

Now I’ll have to put them on sometime

by clank on May 2, 2011 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

guns and roses = overrated

"I do not want my mom to be Fredbird"
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

terrible more like it

but slash is a great guitarist.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on May 3, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh he isn't all that

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't stand the rolling stones

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're a great band

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Doors made a lot of headway on the strength of Jim Morrison's sexiness

I’m more upset that The Doors surpassed their mentors, Love, who wrote and performed my single favorite song of all time.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was pretty good

i haven’t heard of them before

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

deep purple is good

I have their album ‘burn’

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2011 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you heard

the Atomic Bitchwax, out of New Jersey. I really like them. In part, Deep Purple is one of their influences. They do a great cover of Maybe I’m a Leo

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on May 2, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I've heard them

they aight

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i know all those songs.

then I found punk rock and didn’t care anymore.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, Richie Blackmore is basically a Jimmy Page wannabe

he even started a Renaissance music band.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on May 2, 2011 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're underselling blackmore by a lot

i don’t know about his renaissance stuff as that is quite recent

by Shi on May 2, 2011 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

punk rock

heh (the melvins are the most punk rock)

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bin Laden's

mansion is on fire.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

That last word makes this comment okay.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on May 2, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Did you get all the railroads?

(/I have never played a full game of monopoly to the end, so I don’t really know what I’m saying.)

by peach concrete on May 2, 2011 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

All but Short Line.

Definitely the key to amassing disposable income in the early stages

by clank on May 2, 2011 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I own and play St. Louis in a box

it is monopoly except St. Louis places… pretty badass game

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on May 2, 2011 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just looking at all the various spin-offs a few hours ago

My sister is absolutely getting German Shepherd-opoly for Christmas.
(she doesn’t actually like dogs)

by clank on May 2, 2011 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

We have Clemsonopoly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 2, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

This thread got long quick

Looks like VEP was the firestarter. Not surprising

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 4/27/11):
22.2 IP, 29 K, 10 BB/HBP, 7 ER, 1.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on May 2, 2011 7:58 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

on-topic!

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/02/sports/baseball/02mets.html

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2011 8:10 AM EDT reply actions  

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