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St. Louis Cardinals 5 at Washington Nationals Lohsed

ST. LOUIS, MO - APRIL 21: Matt Holliday #7 of the St. Louis Cardinals celebrates a victory over the Washington Nationals with teammates at Busch Stadium on April 21, 2011 in St. Louis, Missouri.  (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

Now that his K:BB ratio is 22:4 I think I will spend the next week or so not complaining about Kyle Lohse's contract. It's really impossible to overstate how good he's been compared to how bad he was, especially because he's just never been this good; his outstanding start to 2008 was in part a trick of peripherals and an especially striking first-half win-loss record. The last time he pitched remotely like this in the FIP-diehard sense he was allowing 21 runs in 30 midsummer innings that year, with a K:BB ratio of 5.0 but six home runs allowed.

In 2010 his best four-start run involved two quality starts, seven unearned runs, and an ERA of 4.50 across 22 innings. 

I thought it was foolish for the Cardinals to rely on Kyle Lohse for anything at all this season. It turns out they had to, and he's managed to justify it, at least this month. 

Meanwhile, Albert Pujols's OPS has topped .800, hopefully for good. He's now hitting .247/.314/.494, on pace for nine doubles and 51 home runs. Who knew that decline-phase Albert Pujols looked so much like Jose Bautista

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You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

aHA! the boldness has returned and all is right in the world.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what strikes me as different about this year's version of kyle lohse, even compared to his 2008 season, is that his "stuff" looks good.

maybe this is what you’re getting at danup, but i get the feeling, in hindsight, that lohse’s 2008 may have been aided a little bit by luck. i just don’t remember him ever looking like a DOMINANT pitcher before. but he pretty much has this year.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

it's the Carp standard

if you sit, you learn from the masters.

woebetide a Brad Penny who does not do this.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just him...

I thought Garcia was mostly lucky last year. That said, he had good stuff (better than Lohse in 2008) but not great. Now he looks a lot better.

My explanation – they’ve changed something with the baseballs to make them move better.

by DiscoJer on Apr 21, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really think so?

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Apr 21, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Apr 21, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no words...for this beautiful gif

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 21, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Daniel Bard striking out Nick Swisher in August of 2010.

I say this because I had no idea until I did a little digging.

7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.

by a fink on Apr 21, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's tough to remember now

But he looked awfully good at the beginning of ’09. When he got hit by that pitch, his whole season went straight to hell, but he was awesome in April (1.97 ERA)

I don’t think I ever remember him being quite this good, however.

by ViperLjs on Apr 21, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was a bit unlucky last year, which I think some people forget

Also, this year I think he’s changed his approach a bit.

He’s always been a FB/breaking ball guy who’d mix his changeup in a little against lefties. For his career, he’s thrown a breaking ball 28% of the time, versus just 12% changeups.

This season, the bits of games i’ve seen he seems to be throwing the change quite often against righties (he K’d a couple of Nats with it last night) and generally using it more. The stats bear that out – he’s thrown it 20% of the time so far, versus only 17% breaking balls. The change looks a real swing and miss pitch to me, which I’ve never thought is really the case with his slider.

Also, although I don’t put much stock in pitch-type linear weights, they suggest his changeup is his best pitch.

Ergo, I’m going to tentatively suggest that he’s using his best pitch more this year, and having some success doing so.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2011 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

so are we to conclude

that albert’s head is on right now, and we’re in for a record-setting may from him? sure seems like he’s picking up the pitch a little quicker now (duh).

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

well i see his head. and i see his shoulder.

but as to the attachment between head and shoulder, we have no confirmation

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i enjoy the way you use words

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i use your signature for inspiration.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

3 DIPAs will mess you up

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 2:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Apr 22, 2011 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Point proven

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hahahaha

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah laugh it up

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

One of the many reasons I love this place.

The pure hilarity of it all. And the epic posts that come out of it are just fabulous reading.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't agree more

That’s what got me hooked on veb on the first place. I would lurk the gamethreads and laugh so much.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yep.

A lot of the time I just read the game threads and not post until after it is over. My computer and tv aren’t in the same room anyway. I’m going to have to get a bigger screen and route the computer thru the tv so I can do both at once.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to have to get myself aquainted with DIPAs again.

Wish I could afford to do it, I would love to go on a bender again. As long as I could get away without a hangover.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm up at 8 am tomorrow.

A slim fast and two extra strength tylenol ought to do the trick

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll be back up before then.

And I don’t recover that well anymore. I’ll feel like crap for most of the day. Glad you had a good time though. You guys have put the idea in my head now, after I put the kid back down I’m going to pacify myself with a Schlafly’s. That’s all I got right now.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed going to schlafly's when I was in st.louis

The apa was really good. Btw, I thought of you today in regards to your new child. If you get a chance, take a listen to “Wires” by Athlete.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Never have been there myself. Usually when we're in the Lou

it’s for a specific purpose. I really want to just go sight-seeing over there beyond the usual stuff.
I will most def give it a listen.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Athlete is my favorite band

The frontman wrote wires after his daughter was born prematurely.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow.

That was a great song! That was almost exactly how I was feeling during that process. We were lucky that he was as healthy as he was. There were a lot of kids much worse off than he was. Thanks for that. I never heard of them before, definitely going to find some more songs of theirs. Any suggestions?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Btw

He’s almost caught up. We took him for his dr’s appointment and he has officially doubled his weight. He’s now 7.5 lbs and 19 3/4 inches. So he’s the size he would’ve been at full term. You wouldn’t know it to look at him that he was ever in the shape that he was. It’s absolutely mind-blowing to think about.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

"lookin at you now, you would never know..."

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That hit home.

hell, the whole song hit home.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you liked it

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That I did.

I’m going to have the wife listen to it tomorrow. I’ll probably put it up on FB as well. Owe ya one for that.

One funny thing. As I was reading on Youtube, they’re from the same part of England as the husband of one of my wife’s best friends. I thought that voice style sounded a little familiar.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool man

That’s awesome. It’s great to heart he’s doing well, too.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hear*

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

how did you find them?

I haven’t heard a bad song yet.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Talk at ya later.

finished my beer and am going to catch a couple more hours unless he wakes up again.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, the first I heard of them was because wires was a free download on Itunes

I liked the song but didn’t really listen to anything else from them. Then I heard they were coming to the us on tour and were doing a show in a nearby town. Started really listening to them then, and I’ve seen them live twice since then.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Everything of theirs is good

Hurricane, you’ve got the style, black swan song, and rubik’s cube are some if my favorites

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

rookie

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey, Lohse pitched a complete game shutout today...

HOLY FUCK, LOHSE PITCHED A COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT TODAY.

/me checking the boxscore earlier.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a gem from what I saw.

I’m gonna rewatch it tonight, I think, but every time I looked, he was absolutely painting his spots.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely going to go back and watch this one.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert

Give me the over on a .975 OPS by the end of the month.

by lightbulb on Apr 21, 2011 6:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Can someone explain to me

the origin of Lohse and the ‘Orange Slice’ nickname? I must have missed it when it started

by KlausChadman on Apr 21, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

read

this

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU.

I was just linking it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

mwahahaha

i went and read it again, too. classic, fantastic piece of work.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.
LOHSE: Look at what I got in my Happy Meal—he’s a Transformer! “Oh, I’m a box of french fries OH NO now I’m optimus prime!!” Isn’t this place awesome? It’s the best.

That just cracked me the hell up all over again.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse has his changeup back, clearly.

Also, our outfield is f’ing awesome.

Colby has the worst wOBA of the bunch at .448 – and it’s not even close!

Albert is on pace for 51 homeruns…and he’s been our 5th best hitter so far.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Apr 21, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

May have been posted

We are going to have to watch that DB braun in Milwaukee until 2020. Signed a 5 year 105M extension today

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah we got it...

but don’t worry. He’ll be playing for the Orioles by 2017.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What lambuth alumni did you find?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

...

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

'swat I figured

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

seems a hair bit low.

he must love it in milwaukee.i’m glad someone does.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

so a 5/105 extension to the deputy that doesn't start until 2015 when he is 31?

after Crawford signs a 7/142 and Werth gets 7/126? Holliday is the best of those four,and the best bet going forward IMO and he has the lowest AAV.

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the dumbest thing i just read

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like westy will be starting on short rest on sunday

per strauss

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a bad idea

the poet is rested and ready!

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and westbrook has been struggling

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you suggesing miss iowa should START on sunday?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22

by d-dee on Apr 21, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips
Just landed in St. Louis! Sad face… But these wins will make me happy! On our way 2 the hotel & I hope its not Hilton at the BallPark! Lol

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

uhm

DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips
My teammates ask me if I knew where some good places 2 eat at in St. Louis! I said, “Yea, come with me 2 the store 2 get some Lunchables!”

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If ever there was a sports figure that I would kneecap if I had the chanc,

it would be that asshat.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

the term is "little bitch"

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW, THAT'S HILARIOUS

HE SURE IS FUNNY LOL

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMBPO

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 22, 2011 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

fang...is phillips...phillips is fang....FANG IS A MAN!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Hmmmm... Let me check with mother on that.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

sorry st. louis is not the culinary mecca that cincinnati, OH is.

The first word that comes to mind when you say “cincinnati” is "food.l

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 22, 2011 12:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

they put cinnamon in their chili

they must be akin to Gods.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

The first word that comes to mind when I think of cincinnati is

River that smells like dirty diapers.
Ok so that’s 6 words…

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

St.L is so over-rated when compared to that.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

The first weird

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

To be fair

Hilton at the ballpark does suck

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ten years ago, when it was a Marriott, it was awesome.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

not our fault their club are cheap ass motherfuckers who won't book them a good hotel

fuck brandon phillips and his whining

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22

by d-dee on Apr 21, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

It always has such high rates I just assumed it was nice. I was always a fan of Renaissance Grand on Washington

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really like that hotel.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to a wedding reception there recently

It was pretty awesome. It was in the Statler room, which apparently was the lobby at some point. The room itself is beautiful, great place for a classy party.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 22, 2011 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Waldorf room is nice.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 22, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy frack..

Cueto starting for the Louisville Bats tonight – they’re down 8-0 in the second inning.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

serves him right

Kicky McFucknuts.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I die of laughter after reading this comment

Iheart boog n purple haze make me piss my pants way too often

by tonyy on Apr 21, 2011 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hey this guy thinks i'm funny!

that’s awesome.

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by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a bladder issue, ihb. This is nothing to celebrate.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

i'll take it however i can get it.

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by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what she said.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that sounds awful

i’m sorry, man.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we going to see a fracas this weekend?

I hope we just quietly beat them combined 20-5

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by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i just hope

we have games this weekend at all. i only get to 3-4 games a year due to distance, and the forecast for friday is unkind to say the least. sat and sun look wet, too, last i checked..

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by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So maybe Tony should take some time off....

Before he eats the brains of his players

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Apr 21, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

yeah,

harvey dent thinks it’s gotten out of hand.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I mean it looks like he got pepper sprayed

When he got a little TOO friendly with Deidre Pujols’ cat. wink wink

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Apr 21, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he DOES eat the brains of the players

It might help him comprehend the little aspects of the game … like walking the league’s hottest hitter with first base open.

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by Ray DeRousse on Apr 21, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atlanta did that too today

Same result. Even dumber for them, because instead of Kemp being the winning run, Ethier on 2nd was the winning run.

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by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, in that case, it was a terrible choice not to walk Kemp

in our case, not walking Kemp was the right choice- assuming the pitcher doesn’t groove him 3 “beach ball” non-sinkers.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really think that pitch was bad?

He hit the mitt… Was too straight?

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

three 91 release/ 85 mph final 2 seamers out of 5 pitches, end point +/- 3 inches, ~1 inch vertical

~5 inches movement, with the two non-grooved pitches being very wide.

I’d be drooling.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 22, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain what the hell happened to his face?

It looks like TLR was body-snatched. That might explain the uncharacteristically sound managerial decisions lately.

by peppermartin on Apr 21, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They say it's pink eye.

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by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not entirely true. He'd just have to be careful, plus, from what I understand, there's different types of conjunctivitis.

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by a fink on Apr 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

conjunctivitis, if you will.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

pinknbrown eye?

I’m not going any farther with that one.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 21, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife the optometrist says that if she had to guess she would say

Zoster (shingles)

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by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think its a staph infection

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by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stavinfection

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by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewwww

oh, you said STAPH infection

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony dgaf about smooth skins

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

KYLE F LOHSE

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

No shit...I'm about to watch it, since work detracted from the gem.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh, grain alcohol, how i love you

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm gonna make some mistakes tonight!"

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Babelfish's alcoholic->English translation is pretty spot on

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by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SO JEALOUS

i’m trying to give up weekday drinking. i have dreams about ketel one and soda.

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by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should say weeknight drinking

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by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weekday drinking is still OK!

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

weekday, weeknight, whatever,

it’s all good to me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're doing it right,

there’s no difference. LIBERATION VIA LIBATION!!

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i am on break from school

and as i only have 6 weeks of being a college student left, i figure i might as well use my “get out of alcoholic free” pass for what its worth.

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the way you think.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

something they don't teach you in school

giving up alcohol solves nothing, just lowers your FAWARP

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22

by d-dee on Apr 21, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

good grief

they are remodeling the library at work and i am lucky enough to have my office right next to the library. i can’t work in these conditions.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hence the weekday drinking.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah really

you just have not determined the proper amount of weekday drinking. once you get it down, you’ll be fine with the remodeling!

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean they are literally tearing down all the shelves, its so freaking loud.

fuck this i am leaving. i’m going to go to the gym and watch dinner for schmucks in the cardio cinema.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so wait

your work has professional remodelers, a library, a gym, and a cinema…

well, at least you don’t drink on the job while watching baseball on company bandwith or anything…

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell kind of fancy high end gym do you go to?

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by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's across from the BOB,

so I assume it’s not a dump.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad, that's the office.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking.

I’m lucky if I get a treadmill spot close to the TV.

by peppermartin on Apr 21, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please check your monocle and top hat at the door.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

its just gold'

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

gold's gym.

and its not part of my office. it IS a gold’s gym elite.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What exactly is a cardio cinema?

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by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a small movie theater that has elliptical trainers, bikes, and treadmills in it

they play fairly current movies – different movie each day. like in a couple days they are playing black swan. its kick ass, actually.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 22, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

BP is now dissing RasmusGirl on twitter

THIS! IS! WAR!

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate to repeat myself but...

Lohse will dominate 2011
that’s all

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by d-dee on Apr 21, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll buy it.

7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.

by a fink on Apr 21, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curried shrimp, fried rice, a cold IPA,

and a Lohse gem.

It’s gonna be a good night, Tater.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish i hadn't watched the game already

because i would really enjoy watching it again for the first time

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had it on in the background at work,

but I wasn’t able to follow it. Day games can suck it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

your face can suck it

day games have the best lighting

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22

by d-dee on Apr 21, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm just gonna watch Lohse, and the scoring innings.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's a good ipa?

I had a flying dog just now. It didn’t have a lot of flavor. Just bitter, with a cardboard aftertaste.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Racer 5

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems west coast ipas generally rank better on BA than others

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't get it,

but I have this on tap. Stone makes a phenomenal one, and if it you can get it, Hopslam is supposed to be the Holy Grail.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The local beer depot doesn't carry hopslam

they do have the stone ipa and the ruination ipa too. Ruination is pricey though. $16 for a sixpack. It better be phenomenal.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a 22

that I think cost around $6.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the process of searching for a place that has hopslam

I found this bar with 330 craft brews 6 blocks from my house.
http://www.beermenus.com/cities/chicago/bars/maria-s-packaged-goods-community-bar-
They have hopslam, ruination, and many, many, many others

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reading this 3 minutes later....

I assume you’ve left by now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

[ via mobile]

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1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

They're definitely getting top price.

I see they have Troutslayer there. $5 a bottle, and it goes for $8 a sixer here. $4.50 for Blue Moon, and it’s made by Coors.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they are pretty expensive indeed

I’ll stop by sometime soon.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

screw it.
I’m going right now.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

if anybody goes there and orders a blue moon they deserve to get price gouged

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is an excellent point

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

$4 for Bud Light.

I have to assume that beer is more expensive in Chicago than in BFE.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

$3 is the price at most bars for macro domestics

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopslam is still overrated

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still want to try it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll let you know in a couple hours

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. Goodness.

Towel please

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I got their very last one of the season

Very glad I came tonight.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

it's a good beer

don’t get me wrong, but I like their single IPA much better (and I love me some Double IPAs)

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopslam is insanely overrated

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok i'm a new comer to ipas

And if this is over-rated, i’m never drinking anything besides ipas ever again

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's really good

but the hype for it was overblown.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 22, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

the "beer store" in my neighborhood

has that blackfoot river, with a cheesy handmade sign saying “best beer I’ve ever had”. In 3+ years of stopping by about once a week, I’ve never seen them do that, but I figured they were being silly.

I think I’ve officially gotta check it out.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't bottle it,

only growlers and kegs, so I don’t think it could be the same, unless they’re just rubbing your nose in it and not selling it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm. I'll check tomorrow.

Was definitely a bottle.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 22, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd honestly be shocked to see it outside of MT.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, so the one I saw at the beer store was not "blackfoot river".

It’s actually black star, from whitefish, MT. double hopped golden lager.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 22, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

decent, one of the first micros out of the state,

but nothing to go out of your way for.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 23, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd buy a growler of most anything on rr's recommendation

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll have to give it a try

I was really disappointed with the Flying Dog IPA because it smelled wonderful. Lots of citrus, apricot, and a faint pine, but none of that followed through to the taste. Just bitter front, middle, and end.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of my very favorites

dogfish head 60 minute
harpoon IPA
stone IPA (the regular)
baxter brewing stowaway IPA (no way you will find this- Maine only)
magic hat blind faith
raging bitch (this is another flying dog)
rogue yellow snow

and then for doubles
pliny the elder, of course
dogfish 90
stone ruination

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I even like the Boulevard IIPA

Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok i'm halfway through the hopslam

Veb poll for the next one.
Stone ipa
stone ruination
Or dogfish 90

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd say Dogfish 90.

I’ve wanted to try that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

90 is good but it's really intense if you're not used to DIPAs

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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I order the 90

Then some guy comes in and says “do you have any light beers in terms of calories” then orders on amstel light. I am sooooooo much cooler than him.
I think i’m starting to get this hipster thing down.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd have bought the guy a bud light.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hit me up for conversation about social security

Still being around when we’re retiring.

Please shut up. I want to enjoy my 90 min ipa

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The verdict is...

The hopslam had much more complexity than the 90. Hopslam almost tasted like a fruit beer it was so citrusy. 90 was still very good though.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now drink the ruination.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

that sentence is one typo away from being very unfortunate. i would have chosen a different name

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like this is a big joke

Lets see how many DIPAs we can get albrtfn to drink!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

are you saying you aren't up for the challenge?

Don’t make me get Chitown down there to finish the job.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I already texted him

He’s in western illinois

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ok FINE!!

Ruination in hand.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Final verdict

Hopslam
Ruination
Dogfish head 90

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

maybe i need to have the hopslam fresher

i doubt the bottle i had was even remotely fresh being as i am on the east coast. if it’s really that citrusy that would be a flavor note that would die pretty fast. i don’t remember the citrus flavors being any more than the average IPA.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Apr 22, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

For analogy's sake

The hopslam was like a cornucopia if citrus flavors, to the relatively vague orange flavor of the ruination and 90

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 1:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yup

i understand what you’re saying, i’m pretty sure- i have had a lot of DIPAs. two comments:

first, like i said earlier, i think it is entirely likely that i just haven’t had fresh hopslam, and my opinions of it are colored by that.

secondly: in my experience, it is hard to sequentially taste DIPAs as your taste buds just get obliterated by hops. the ruination is the worst beer i have ever had in this respect. i can usually drink another beer after the 90, but not the ruination. try both of them as a beer earlier in the night sometime (as long as you liked them).

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Apr 22, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would definitely agree

I had the hopslam first. It tasted incredible. The 90 tasted good. Plenty of flavor just not the dynamics of the hopslam. The ruination, third for the night, was definitely the most bitter of all. Had great flavor, but again not the dynamics of the hopslam. I will definitely try the ruination and 90 again with a fresh palate to get a fare comparison.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 1:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you've read the bottle of Ruination,

it seems that they take great pride in killing taste buds.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that was very apparent

funny label

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't just kill them

it ruinates them

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Amstel light guy just ordered a crooked tree ipa. He is now not as lame

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

this exchange made me go grab an

Odell’s 90 Shilling Scottish Ale, damn fine stuff

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

stone

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Apr 22, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

you have died of dysentery

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice caption FSMW....

Nick Punto, 1st HR this season.

Guys in the truck fail.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Soooo. Just took VEB off of my Flashblock whitelist.

Animated ads are tolerable, but ones that want to talk to me simply aren’t. Sorry.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya, I tried as well,

just can’t deal with it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting what good production team is having from 3,4,5 spots in the rotation.

Carp above average pitching but woeful run support. Westbrook = worrisome. . .

Anyone see ANY help from the Lower 40 anytime soon?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Flim good to see you again. OVerall are you optimistic about the season?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I am pretty optimistic

We currently have the highest wOBA in baseball with the 6th lowest team xFIP

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good stats and good reason to be hopeful. Can you work some of your digital magic on Waino's arm for an enhanced return?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will be nervous if he is back by opening game 2012

Actually, I’ll be nervous whenever he comes back, but I’ll be more nervous if he’s back that early

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? I thought a year was standard...

If Holliday can have abomindable surgery and come b akc a week later, wainwright should be ready by game 7 of the ws.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly, he oughta spend the next 6 months roiding up

Volquez-style, sit out a month or so in 2012, and then pitch 11 no-hitters with his new and improved 106 mph fastball.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it I totally forgot it was a day game.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

you mean to say you don't add gametimes to your calendar as soon as the schedule gets released?

what kind of team supporter are you?
 i bet you also boo your own players, right? right?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22

by d-dee on Apr 21, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a freaking Cardinals calendar with all the gametimes already on it!

and I still missed it.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that available for download in Outlook?

I would love to have that.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It had been in previous seasons.

It’s probably on the Cards’ site somewhere.

Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

csv link here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome, thanks.

Hopefully will save me from wasting 2 minutes waiting for whatever the stupid script they have on the home page to time out.

Would be nice if outlook also has a popup whenever runs scored. That way I could pretend to check my email during meetings and know wtf was going on at the ballpark.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 22, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever heard of Dr. Eckstein's Kosmetiks or something like that?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flim....

have you used their hdmi cables?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I have. They're great

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to order a 30' one,

so I can run mlb.tv on the big screen.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it. I've ordered dozens of times from monoprice with no problem

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

monoprice is the only place I order my cables

Anyone who spends a ton on HDMI cables is an idiot. More so if you buy Monster’s HDMI cables.

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Apr 22, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

or any cable

in general, you can DIY cables (not hdmi, cuz of # of conductors, but RCA etc) that are as good as the priciest on the market for around $20.

People still spend thousands of dollars on cables, in the HT/high end audio market. Really makes you wonder how those guys managed to make enough money to afford thousand-dollar RCA cables.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 22, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I traveled back in time

What do you think the chances are that I would die of Small Pox or a similar disease?

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

You'd have some immunity...

to SP and other old world diseases. As mentioned below, the main threats would be dysentary, minor bacterial infection that runs out of control, or syphallis.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking dysentery, dude.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's one way to get dysentery, I assume

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that method,

in addition to salad tossing, would be the leading causes here in the good ol’ us of a, i ass ume.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the answer, no chance?

Because you have your modern vaccinations? Are we vaccinated for small pox still? Does “similar diseases” only cover vaccinatable diseases?

Or, 30%.

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Apr 21, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you've been overseas

with the military you have, other wise check for a dime size scar on your shoulder. Don’t see one, then you haven’t been vaccinated.

by Dave Barry on Apr 21, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the grain alcohol kicked in.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

a dilemma for me, one of the uneducated looking for answers:

i have tickets for my wife and i in the b.o.a. suite for tomorrow night. assuming the game will be in rain delay and eventually postponed, what are my options? do they serve the meal and rinks anyway, until the ppd announcement is made, or what? i have no clue, and will be spending 5 hours on the road to get there and will will be po’d if i can’t even get in a gate. spending the night in my sister’s in stl, so would be able to attend half a doubleheader, if that’s what happens, on saturday. any input from someone who may have any insight would be greatly appreciated.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

rinks, aka as "drinks". my life is one big derp.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea if this is true,

but my instinct is that as long as you get into the stadium you will be able to get served until the game is definitely postponed.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Apr 21, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's cool.

but if we don’t get in, we’re effed, right? unless they make it up the next day?

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Followup on that Bard pitch to Swisher

Went digging through Pitch f/x. Small sample size warnings obviously apply here

His arm slot was vastly different

It had a LOT of horizontal movement (-15 inches) and it was a legit 99 mph

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Apr 21, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So he slung it sidearm

which put the rotation in a more sideways direction.

by TBender on Apr 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but

there have always been guys who have thrown sidearm. why didn’t they get that dramatic breaking effect?

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought

the harder you throw a pitch, the less it breaks. no?

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

velocity can help or hurt

Aerodynamic forces act on a ball as a function of velocity squared. Movement is a function of drag, off-axis to the plane of momentum, created by asymmetric shape of baseball, and things like spin, which creates vortices. Moving faster can add movement, but only if it’s spinning fast enough.

It's 7:05 somewhere...

by SleepyCA on Apr 22, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I keep looking at that gif,

thinking that it had to have been fouled off, but it fucking wasn’t, and I’m just amazed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe the speed is 99.

That’s basically the exact movement you’d expect from a tilt-y splitter or a hard screwball. No way that pitch is moving faster than 90, let alone 99.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Apr 22, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker on Mike Leake:
"I love these guys," Baker said. "They’re like my boys, like my sons. Sometimes, you chastise them. Sometimes, you’ve got to spank them. I got many a spanking. They weren’t called spankings in my day. They were called whippings. I knew my dad still loved me.

link

Hm.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"whipping" a small child is kind of a strange thing...

Who/what gets whipped? Prisoners in certain countries, horses, children…

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

idk, it's not ALL that bad..........

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Hunter Pence...

commits a 4-base error on a Jason Bay pop up.

by TBender on Apr 21, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I dreamed Kyle Lohse pitched a CG shutout today ha ha

Ha ha ha, and that it was a two-hitter to boot. Ha ha ha, and I also dreamed that Matt the H. jacked another one and raised his OPS to 1.192. Ha ha ha, crazy shit eh? Ha ha ha

Gadzooks, old man! What in heavens for?

by Li'l Dwayne on Apr 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The most telling part was the "two-hitter".

He’s doubling up.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, work gave me temp admin privileges today,

got my flash all updated, and foxy proxy set up so I can watch the game on Saturday at work…….suckers.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Professional Non-Boog Maikel Cleto

5.0 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 9(!!) SO

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't remember what level he's at

But the reports on FutureRedbirds are pretty interesting so far.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 22, 2011 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

How dumb are the Mets...

they pick a guy up in the rule 5, give him the starting job after a decent spring training, and then 10 starts and 42 plate appearances into the season they cut him. He wasn’t even that bad – yeah 6 singles, but a few walks and apparently decent defense.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

who'd they replace him with?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea...

it’s not like they have an Ackley kicking around the minors.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Short of about 6-7 players on that team, most of the rest are pretty cuttable.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 21, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would do bad things to pry David Wright off of the Mets to come to Colorado

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the best way to get tickets there?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walkup tickets are available for most games but if you want something specific

hit the website. The local grocery store gives out vouchers for cheap tickets with grocery purchases or you could get a Pepsi 4-pack for $59
    Four (4) Tickets to the Game
    Four (4) Food and Beverage Vouchers,
    One (1) Parking Ticket, and
    One (1) Rockies Magazine

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Parking alone runs $15-20 most games

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sister and fam,

will probably only go to one game with us, so she’ll drop us off and pick us up for the other two. I should get the BIL to bust out the tailgating trailer for the Saturday game, and we’ll have a VEB day in Denver.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

My oldest just turned 4 so we are going to head down soon for his first game

Adult Rockpile tickets are $4; kids 12 and under and seniors 55 and older are $1.

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice....I'm not sure if we're gonna stay at the sister's

in Westminster, but if we we’re gonna stay downtown, any suggestions for hotels? Perhaprs where 13 yo boys might get a visiting teams autograph, Mr. former cab driver?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best value is to stay at the La Quinta Inn at 1-25 and Park Ave

if it is less of a concern check out the downtown hotels the Ritz is closest, the Grand Hyatt the most reasonable, the Brown Palace has the most cool Denver history attached. I don’t know where the Cards stay but I did pick up Drew Stubbs at the Westin Tabor Center once.

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're bringing the two boys down for the three game set,

so I’m gonna want to get some pretty decent seats. I should probably do that soon.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang the Cards aren't on the Pepsi Pack list

I will go check the King Soopers specials

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have not bought tickets this year

but in 09 tickets that were $25-30 on gameday could be picked up at King Soopers service departments

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teams should be angling to pick over the Mets carcass...

remember the Marlins’ fire sale 1.0? We came away with Renteria… Maybe we could pull the same trick with Ike Davis.

Sign Carlos Silva!!!

by guayzimi on Apr 21, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god their rotation is horrible.

Looking at the fangraphs page for Mets pitchers I can’t even tell who the starters are.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Apr 21, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're a mess

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

castillo signed with the phillies before the season

did he not stick?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I guess Castillo got cut

and Perez is on the Padres

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Dunc could do something with Ollie

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Apr 22, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

His ceiling at this point is lefty relief.

Meh to another of those. We already have Raul Valdes.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Apr 22, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Logan Morrison
That was just dumb regardless of my foot RT @ChiTownBearCub: LoMo WTF I picked u up in fantasy. Dropped Ryan Braun 4 u. Why did u get hurt?

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

heh....

who “drops” the douche.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

some new walkup songs

Freese – Awake & Alive (Skillet)
Descalso – By the Way (Young Jeezy)
Theriot – Fight for Your Right (Beastie Boys)
Hamilton – Beautiful Lasers (Lupe Fiasco)

EH #2
Ryan Franklin sucks. Blown save count: 4
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by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 22, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Theriot just got cooler in my book

I’ve been listening to License to Ill all week

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he's stepping on RFL's territory.

First he takes Boog’s job and now this.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

If some

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That would be a combination of

A new phone,
Two DIPAs,
And of course sbn

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If anyone starts using Paul Revere they WILL become my new favorite player

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Key to creating the best rap:

rhyme the words “cheetos”,“doritos” and “fritos”

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Per Twitter:
devil_fingers Matt K.
Chris Perez: proof that any idiot with a “live arm” and a bad haircut can close. Walking Chris Freaking Getz? Awesome.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Apr 22, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

still makes no sense to me.

no idea what went through verlander’s mind.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 22, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

link?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

here

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lincy's reaction is the best

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay, i remember that

that’s kind of understandable. verlander’s is a little more baffling

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

from a frame of mind standpoint, yes

but that looks like a damn magic trick.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

tim seems to think it was, for sure

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Matt Kemp batting?

It was obviously his wizardry that made the ball do that

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by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was a runner on base,

so it was a balk , and dead ball, right?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

looked like the ol'

‘pick ’em off at home plate before they even get a chance’ trick. very effective at confusing those in charge, and other people as well.

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully

by threadkiller on Apr 22, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Community is awesome

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Apr 22, 2011 2:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I'LL BE A LIVING GOD

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was tonight the most meta episode ever?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Apr 22, 2011 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't even keep track anymore

the whole human world is a parody of it’s own portrayal on television.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like how i finally heard someone besides you use the term meta

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Apr 22, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Thanks to internet peer pressure

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

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