St. Louis Cardinals 5 at Washington Nationals Lohsed
Now that his K:BB ratio is 22:4 I think I will spend the next week or so not complaining about Kyle Lohse's contract. It's really impossible to overstate how good he's been compared to how bad he was, especially because he's just never been this good; his outstanding start to 2008 was in part a trick of peripherals and an especially striking first-half win-loss record. The last time he pitched remotely like this in the FIP-diehard sense he was allowing 21 runs in 30 midsummer innings that year, with a K:BB ratio of 5.0 but six home runs allowed.
In 2010 his best four-start run involved two quality starts, seven unearned runs, and an ERA of 4.50 across 22 innings.
I thought it was foolish for the Cardinals to rely on Kyle Lohse for anything at all this season. It turns out they had to, and he's managed to justify it, at least this month.
Meanwhile, Albert Pujols's OPS has topped .800, hopefully for good. He's now hitting .247/.314/.494, on pace for nine doubles and 51 home runs. Who knew that decline-phase Albert Pujols looked so much like Jose Bautista?
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testing....123....testing.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
aHA! the boldness has returned and all is right in the world.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Bud, riding high on his white-knighthood...
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That just makes me mad...
Selig obviously doesn’t understand the game of baseball.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
what strikes me as different about this year's version of kyle lohse, even compared to his 2008 season, is that his "stuff" looks good.
maybe this is what you’re getting at danup, but i get the feeling, in hindsight, that lohse’s 2008 may have been aided a little bit by luck. i just don’t remember him ever looking like a DOMINANT pitcher before. but he pretty much has this year.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
it's the Carp standard
if you sit, you learn from the masters.
woebetide a Brad Penny who does not do this.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Not just him...
I thought Garcia was mostly lucky last year. That said, he had good stuff (better than Lohse in 2008) but not great. Now he looks a lot better.
My explanation – they’ve changed something with the baseballs to make them move better.
...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I have no words...for this beautiful gif
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
That's Daniel Bard striking out Nick Swisher in August of 2010.
I say this because I had no idea until I did a little digging.
7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.
It's tough to remember now
But he looked awfully good at the beginning of ’09. When he got hit by that pitch, his whole season went straight to hell, but he was awesome in April (1.97 ERA)
I don’t think I ever remember him being quite this good, however.
He was a bit unlucky last year, which I think some people forget
Also, this year I think he’s changed his approach a bit.
He’s always been a FB/breaking ball guy who’d mix his changeup in a little against lefties. For his career, he’s thrown a breaking ball 28% of the time, versus just 12% changeups.
This season, the bits of games i’ve seen he seems to be throwing the change quite often against righties (he K’d a couple of Nats with it last night) and generally using it more. The stats bear that out – he’s thrown it 20% of the time so far, versus only 17% breaking balls. The change looks a real swing and miss pitch to me, which I’ve never thought is really the case with his slider.
Also, although I don’t put much stock in pitch-type linear weights, they suggest his changeup is his best pitch.
Ergo, I’m going to tentatively suggest that he’s using his best pitch more this year, and having some success doing so.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2011 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions
so are we to conclude
that albert’s head is on right now, and we’re in for a record-setting may from him? sure seems like he’s picking up the pitch a little quicker now (duh).
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
well i see his head. and i see his shoulder.
but as to the attachment between head and shoulder, we have no confirmation
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i use your signature for inspiration.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
3 DIPAs will mess you up
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 2:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wat
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Wow
Point proven
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hahahaha
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah laugh it up
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
One of the many reasons I love this place.
The pure hilarity of it all. And the epic posts that come out of it are just fabulous reading.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't agree more
That’s what got me hooked on veb on the first place. I would lurk the gamethreads and laugh so much.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep.
A lot of the time I just read the game threads and not post until after it is over. My computer and tv aren’t in the same room anyway. I’m going to have to get a bigger screen and route the computer thru the tv so I can do both at once.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to have to get myself aquainted with DIPAs again.
Wish I could afford to do it, I would love to go on a bender again. As long as I could get away without a hangover.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm up at 8 am tomorrow.
A slim fast and two extra strength tylenol ought to do the trick
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll be back up before then.
And I don’t recover that well anymore. I’ll feel like crap for most of the day. Glad you had a good time though. You guys have put the idea in my head now, after I put the kid back down I’m going to pacify myself with a Schlafly’s. That’s all I got right now.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I really enjoyed going to schlafly's when I was in st.louis
The apa was really good. Btw, I thought of you today in regards to your new child. If you get a chance, take a listen to “Wires” by Athlete.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Never have been there myself. Usually when we're in the Lou
it’s for a specific purpose. I really want to just go sight-seeing over there beyond the usual stuff.
I will most def give it a listen.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Athlete is my favorite band
The frontman wrote wires after his daughter was born prematurely.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow.
That was a great song! That was almost exactly how I was feeling during that process. We were lucky that he was as healthy as he was. There were a lot of kids much worse off than he was. Thanks for that. I never heard of them before, definitely going to find some more songs of theirs. Any suggestions?
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Btw
He’s almost caught up. We took him for his dr’s appointment and he has officially doubled his weight. He’s now 7.5 lbs and 19 3/4 inches. So he’s the size he would’ve been at full term. You wouldn’t know it to look at him that he was ever in the shape that he was. It’s absolutely mind-blowing to think about.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions
"lookin at you now, you would never know..."
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That hit home.
hell, the whole song hit home.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad you liked it
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That I did.
I’m going to have the wife listen to it tomorrow. I’ll probably put it up on FB as well. Owe ya one for that.
One funny thing. As I was reading on Youtube, they’re from the same part of England as the husband of one of my wife’s best friends. I thought that voice style sounded a little familiar.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Cool man
That’s awesome. It’s great to heart he’s doing well, too.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
how did you find them?
I haven’t heard a bad song yet.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Talk at ya later.
finished my beer and am going to catch a couple more hours unless he wakes up again.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, the first I heard of them was because wires was a free download on Itunes
I liked the song but didn’t really listen to anything else from them. Then I heard they were coming to the us on tour and were doing a show in a nearby town. Started really listening to them then, and I’ve seen them live twice since then.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 4:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Everything of theirs is good
Hurricane, you’ve got the style, black swan song, and rubik’s cube are some if my favorites
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
rookie
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, hey, Lohse pitched a complete game shutout today...
HOLY FUCK, LOHSE PITCHED A COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT TODAY.
/me checking the boxscore earlier.
Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
It was a gem from what I saw.
I’m gonna rewatch it tonight, I think, but every time I looked, he was absolutely painting his spots.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yeah, definitely going to go back and watch this one.
Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert
Give me the over on a .975 OPS by the end of the month.
by lightbulb on Apr 21, 2011 6:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Can someone explain to me
the origin of Lohse and the ‘Orange Slice’ nickname? I must have missed it when it started
read
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
DAMN YOU.
I was just linking it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
mwahahaha
i went and read it again, too. classic, fantastic piece of work.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
This.
LOHSE: Look at what I got in my Happy Meal—he’s a Transformer! “Oh, I’m a box of french fries OH NO now I’m optimus prime!!” Isn’t this place awesome? It’s the best.
That just cracked me the hell up all over again.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Lohse has his changeup back, clearly.
Also, our outfield is f’ing awesome.
Colby has the worst wOBA of the bunch at .448 – and it’s not even close!
Albert is on pace for 51 homeruns…and he’s been our 5th best hitter so far.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Apr 21, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
May have been posted
We are going to have to watch that DB braun in Milwaukee until 2020. Signed a 5 year 105M extension today
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
What lambuth alumni did you find?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
'swat I figured
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
seems a hair bit low.
he must love it in milwaukee.i’m glad someone does.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
so a 5/105 extension to the deputy that doesn't start until 2015 when he is 31?
after Crawford signs a 7/142 and Werth gets 7/126? Holliday is the best of those four,and the best bet going forward IMO and he has the lowest AAV.
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
this is the dumbest thing i just read
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like westy will be starting on short rest on sunday
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
this is a bad idea
the poet is rested and ready!
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
and westbrook has been struggling
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
are you suggesing miss iowa should START on sunday?
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22
....
DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips
Just landed in St. Louis! Sad face… But these wins will make me happy! On our way 2 the hotel & I hope its not Hilton at the BallPark! Lol
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
uhm
DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips
My teammates ask me if I knew where some good places 2 eat at in St. Louis! I said, “Yea, come with me 2 the store 2 get some Lunchables!”
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
If ever there was a sports figure that I would kneecap if I had the chanc,
it would be that asshat.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
the term is "little bitch"
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
WOW, THAT'S HILARIOUS
HE SURE IS FUNNY LOL
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
Has anyone ever seen fang and Brandon Phillips in the same place at the same time?
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fang...is phillips...phillips is fang....FANG IS A MAN!
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hmmmm... Let me check with mother on that.
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
sorry st. louis is not the culinary mecca that cincinnati, OH is.
The first word that comes to mind when you say “cincinnati” is "food.l
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Apr 22, 2011 12:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
they put cinnamon in their chili
they must be akin to Gods.
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
The first word that comes to mind when I think of cincinnati is
River that smells like dirty diapers.
Ok so that’s 6 words…
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
St.L is so over-rated when compared to that.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions
The first weird
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 3:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
To be fair
Hilton at the ballpark does suck
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ten years ago, when it was a Marriott, it was awesome.
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
not our fault their club are cheap ass motherfuckers who won't book them a good hotel
fuck brandon phillips and his whining
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22
Really?
It always has such high rates I just assumed it was nice. I was always a fan of Renaissance Grand on Washington
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i really like that hotel.
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
I went to a wedding reception there recently
It was pretty awesome. It was in the Statler room, which apparently was the lobby at some point. The room itself is beautiful, great place for a classy party.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I could understand this kinda stuff if he played for San Diego, New York, or some other exciting city
but he plays for fking Cinci, it’s not like that’s a tourist destination.
Holy frack..
Cueto starting for the Louisville Bats tonight – they’re down 8-0 in the second inning.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
Hopefully Westy bounces a few in his side session and they come to their senses...
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
I die of laughter after reading this comment
Iheart boog n purple haze make me piss my pants way too often
by tonyy on Apr 21, 2011 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hey this guy thinks i'm funny!
that’s awesome.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
He has a bladder issue, ihb. This is nothing to celebrate.
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i'll take it however i can get it.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Thats what she said.
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2011 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Are we going to see a fracas this weekend?
I hope we just quietly beat them combined 20-5
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update:
16.2 IP, 21 K, 9 BB/HBP, 4 ER, 2.27 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 21, 2011 7:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i just hope
we have games this weekend at all. i only get to 3-4 games a year due to distance, and the forecast for friday is unkind to say the least. sat and sun look wet, too, last i checked..
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So maybe Tony should take some time off....
Before he eats the brains of his players

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Apr 21, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
yeah,
harvey dent thinks it’s gotten out of hand.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I mean it looks like he got pepper sprayed
When he got a little TOO friendly with Deidre Pujols’ cat. wink wink
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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Apr 21, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope he DOES eat the brains of the players
It might help him comprehend the little aspects of the game … like walking the league’s hottest hitter with first base open.
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by Ray DeRousse on Apr 21, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Atlanta did that too today
Same result. Even dumber for them, because instead of Kemp being the winning run, Ethier on 2nd was the winning run.
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by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, in that case, it was a terrible choice not to walk Kemp
in our case, not walking Kemp was the right choice- assuming the pitcher doesn’t groove him 3 “beach ball” non-sinkers.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
three 91 release/ 85 mph final 2 seamers out of 5 pitches, end point +/- 3 inches, ~1 inch vertical
~5 inches movement, with the two non-grooved pitches being very wide.
I’d be drooling.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
Can someone explain what the hell happened to his face?
It looks like TLR was body-snatched. That might explain the uncharacteristically sound managerial decisions lately.
by peppermartin on Apr 21, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
They say it's pink eye.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
My ass - pink eye's contagious as hell, and he wouldn't be allowed near the players
by peppermartin on Apr 21, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Not entirely true. He'd just have to be careful, plus, from what I understand, there's different types of conjunctivitis.
7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.
conjunctivitis, if you will.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
pinknbrown eye?
I’m not going any farther with that one.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 21, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
x

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife the optometrist says that if she had to guess she would say
Zoster (shingles)
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
i think its a staph infection
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Stavinfection
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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ewwww
oh, you said STAPH infection
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
tony dgaf about smooth skins
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
No shit...I'm about to watch it, since work detracted from the gem.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
ahhh, grain alcohol, how i love you
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"I'm gonna make some mistakes tonight!"
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
Babelfish's alcoholic->English translation is pretty spot on
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SO JEALOUS
i’m trying to give up weekday drinking. i have dreams about ketel one and soda.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
that should say weeknight drinking
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Weekday drinking is still OK!
Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
weekday, weeknight, whatever,
it’s all good to me.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
if you're doing it right,
there’s no difference. LIBERATION VIA LIBATION!!
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i am on break from school
and as i only have 6 weeks of being a college student left, i figure i might as well use my “get out of alcoholic free” pass for what its worth.
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
i like the way you think.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
something they don't teach you in school
giving up alcohol solves nothing, just lowers your FAWARP
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22
good grief
they are remodeling the library at work and i am lucky enough to have my office right next to the library. i can’t work in these conditions.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Hence the weekday drinking.
Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah really
you just have not determined the proper amount of weekday drinking. once you get it down, you’ll be fine with the remodeling!
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i mean they are literally tearing down all the shelves, its so freaking loud.
fuck this i am leaving. i’m going to go to the gym and watch dinner for schmucks in the cardio cinema.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
so wait
your work has professional remodelers, a library, a gym, and a cinema…
well, at least you don’t drink on the job while watching baseball on company bandwith or anything…
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell kind of fancy high end gym do you go to?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
It's across from the BOB,
so I assume it’s not a dump.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
my bad, that's the office.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That's what I was thinking.
I’m lucky if I get a treadmill spot close to the TV.
by peppermartin on Apr 21, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Please check your monocle and top hat at the door.
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
its just gold'
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
gold's gym.
and its not part of my office. it IS a gold’s gym elite.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
What exactly is a cardio cinema?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
its a small movie theater that has elliptical trainers, bikes, and treadmills in it
they play fairly current movies – different movie each day. like in a couple days they are playing black swan. its kick ass, actually.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
BP is now dissing RasmusGirl on twitter
THIS! IS! WAR!
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
i hate to repeat myself but...
Lohse will dominate 2011
that’s all
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22
I'll buy it.
7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.
Buying high
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Curried shrimp, fried rice, a cold IPA,
and a Lohse gem.
It’s gonna be a good night, Tater.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i wish i hadn't watched the game already
because i would really enjoy watching it again for the first time
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
I had it on in the background at work,
but I wasn’t able to follow it. Day games can suck it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
your face can suck it
day games have the best lighting
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22
I think I'm just gonna watch Lohse, and the scoring innings.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
What's a good ipa?
I had a flying dog just now. It didn’t have a lot of flavor. Just bitter, with a cardboard aftertaste.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Racer 5
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
it seems west coast ipas generally rank better on BA than others
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
You can't get it,
but I have this on tap. Stone makes a phenomenal one, and if it you can get it, Hopslam is supposed to be the Holy Grail.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
The local beer depot doesn't carry hopslam
they do have the stone ipa and the ruination ipa too. Ruination is pricey though. $16 for a sixpack. It better be phenomenal.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I had a 22
that I think cost around $6.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
In the process of searching for a place that has hopslam
I found this bar with 330 craft brews 6 blocks from my house.
http://www.beermenus.com/cities/chicago/bars/maria-s-packaged-goods-community-bar-
They have hopslam, ruination, and many, many, many others
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I'm reading this 3 minutes later....
I assume you’ve left by now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
[ via mobile]
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
They're definitely getting top price.
I see they have Troutslayer there. $5 a bottle, and it goes for $8 a sixer here. $4.50 for Blue Moon, and it’s made by Coors.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah they are pretty expensive indeed
I’ll stop by sometime soon.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
if anybody goes there and orders a blue moon they deserve to get price gouged
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is an excellent point
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
$4 for Bud Light.
I have to assume that beer is more expensive in Chicago than in BFE.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
$3 is the price at most bars for macro domestics
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Hopslam is still overrated
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I still want to try it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'll let you know in a couple hours
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Oh. My. Goodness.
Towel please
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I got their very last one of the season
Very glad I came tonight.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
it's a good beer
don’t get me wrong, but I like their single IPA much better (and I love me some Double IPAs)
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
hopslam is insanely overrated
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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok i'm a new comer to ipas
And if this is over-rated, i’m never drinking anything besides ipas ever again
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's really good
but the hype for it was overblown.
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
the "beer store" in my neighborhood
has that blackfoot river, with a cheesy handmade sign saying “best beer I’ve ever had”. In 3+ years of stopping by about once a week, I’ve never seen them do that, but I figured they were being silly.
I think I’ve officially gotta check it out.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
They don't bottle it,
only growlers and kegs, so I don’t think it could be the same, unless they’re just rubbing your nose in it and not selling it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'd honestly be shocked to see it outside of MT.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
OK, so the one I saw at the beer store was not "blackfoot river".
It’s actually black star, from whitefish, MT. double hopped golden lager.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
decent, one of the first micros out of the state,
but nothing to go out of your way for.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'd buy a growler of most anything on rr's recommendation
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll have to give it a try
I was really disappointed with the Flying Dog IPA because it smelled wonderful. Lots of citrus, apricot, and a faint pine, but none of that followed through to the taste. Just bitter front, middle, and end.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
some of my very favorites
dogfish head 60 minute
harpoon IPA
stone IPA (the regular)
baxter brewing stowaway IPA (no way you will find this- Maine only)
magic hat blind faith
raging bitch (this is another flying dog)
rogue yellow snow
and then for doubles
pliny the elder, of course
dogfish 90
stone ruination
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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I even like the Boulevard IIPA
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok i'm halfway through the hopslam
Veb poll for the next one.
Stone ipa
stone ruination
Or dogfish 90
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd say Dogfish 90.
I’ve wanted to try that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
90 is good but it's really intense if you're not used to DIPAs
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by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So I order the 90
Then some guy comes in and says “do you have any light beers in terms of calories” then orders on amstel light. I am sooooooo much cooler than him.
I think i’m starting to get this hipster thing down.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd have bought the guy a bud light.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
He hit me up for conversation about social security
Still being around when we’re retiring.
Please shut up. I want to enjoy my 90 min ipa
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The verdict is...
The hopslam had much more complexity than the 90. Hopslam almost tasted like a fruit beer it was so citrusy. 90 was still very good though.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Now drink the ruination.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
man
that sentence is one typo away from being very unfortunate. i would have chosen a different name
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like this is a big joke
Lets see how many DIPAs we can get albrtfn to drink!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
are you saying you aren't up for the challenge?
Don’t make me get Chitown down there to finish the job.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I already texted him
He’s in western illinois
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ok FINE!!
Ruination in hand.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Final verdict
Hopslam
Ruination
Dogfish head 90
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
maybe i need to have the hopslam fresher
i doubt the bottle i had was even remotely fresh being as i am on the east coast. if it’s really that citrusy that would be a flavor note that would die pretty fast. i don’t remember the citrus flavors being any more than the average IPA.
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For analogy's sake
The hopslam was like a cornucopia if citrus flavors, to the relatively vague orange flavor of the ruination and 90
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 1:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yup
i understand what you’re saying, i’m pretty sure- i have had a lot of DIPAs. two comments:
first, like i said earlier, i think it is entirely likely that i just haven’t had fresh hopslam, and my opinions of it are colored by that.
secondly: in my experience, it is hard to sequentially taste DIPAs as your taste buds just get obliterated by hops. the ruination is the worst beer i have ever had in this respect. i can usually drink another beer after the 90, but not the ruination. try both of them as a beer earlier in the night sometime (as long as you liked them).
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I would definitely agree
I had the hopslam first. It tasted incredible. The 90 tasted good. Plenty of flavor just not the dynamics of the hopslam. The ruination, third for the night, was definitely the most bitter of all. Had great flavor, but again not the dynamics of the hopslam. I will definitely try the ruination and 90 again with a fresh palate to get a fare comparison.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 1:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If you've read the bottle of Ruination,
it seems that they take great pride in killing taste buds.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah that was very apparent
funny label
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
it doesn't just kill them
it ruinates them
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
this exchange made me go grab an
Odell’s 90 Shilling Scottish Ale, damn fine stuff
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
you have died of dysentery
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Nice caption FSMW....
Nick Punto, 1st HR this season.
Guys in the truck fail.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Soooo. Just took VEB off of my Flashblock whitelist.
Animated ads are tolerable, but ones that want to talk to me simply aren’t. Sorry.
Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
Ya, I tried as well,
just can’t deal with it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Interesting what good production team is having from 3,4,5 spots in the rotation.
Carp above average pitching but woeful run support. Westbrook = worrisome. . .
Anyone see ANY help from the Lower 40 anytime soon?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Currently Garcia and Lohse both rank in the Top 10 in baseball in lowest xFIP among starters
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Flim good to see you again. OVerall are you optimistic about the season?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Yeah I am pretty optimistic
We currently have the highest wOBA in baseball with the 6th lowest team xFIP
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Good stats and good reason to be hopeful. Can you work some of your digital magic on Waino's arm for an enhanced return?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I will honestly be happy if he is back by opening game 2012
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be nervous if he is back by opening game 2012
Actually, I’ll be nervous whenever he comes back, but I’ll be more nervous if he’s back that early
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What? I thought a year was standard...
If Holliday can have abomindable surgery and come b akc a week later, wainwright should be ready by game 7 of the ws.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
honestly, he oughta spend the next 6 months roiding up
Volquez-style, sit out a month or so in 2012, and then pitch 11 no-hitters with his new and improved 106 mph fastball.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
Dang it I totally forgot it was a day game.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 9:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
you mean to say you don't add gametimes to your calendar as soon as the schedule gets released?
what kind of team supporter are you?
i bet you also boo your own players, right? right?
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 22
I have a freaking Cardinals calendar with all the gametimes already on it!
and I still missed it.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It had been in previous seasons.
It’s probably on the Cards’ site somewhere.
Boog might've. Who's to say, really? With the extraordinary number of variables to account for, Boog very well mightn't've.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
csv link here.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
awesome, thanks.
Hopefully will save me from wasting 2 minutes waiting for whatever the stupid script they have on the home page to time out.
Would be nice if outlook also has a popup whenever runs scored. That way I could pretend to check my email during meetings and know wtf was going on at the ballpark.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
Have you ever heard of Dr. Eckstein's Kosmetiks or something like that?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Flim....
have you used their hdmi cables?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I have. They're great
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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I need to order a 30' one,
so I can run mlb.tv on the big screen.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Do it. I've ordered dozens of times from monoprice with no problem
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Done
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
monoprice is the only place I order my cables
Anyone who spends a ton on HDMI cables is an idiot. More so if you buy Monster’s HDMI cables.
bollocks
by SecondHalfMatt on Apr 22, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
or any cable
in general, you can DIY cables (not hdmi, cuz of # of conductors, but RCA etc) that are as good as the priciest on the market for around $20.
People still spend thousands of dollars on cables, in the HT/high end audio market. Really makes you wonder how those guys managed to make enough money to afford thousand-dollar RCA cables.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
If I traveled back in time
What do you think the chances are that I would die of Small Pox or a similar disease?
You'd have some immunity...
to SP and other old world diseases. As mentioned below, the main threats would be dysentary, minor bacterial infection that runs out of control, or syphallis.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
fucking dysentery, dude.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
that's one way to get dysentery, I assume
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that method,
in addition to salad tossing, would be the leading causes here in the good ol’ us of a, i ass ume.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Is the answer, no chance?
Because you have your modern vaccinations? Are we vaccinated for small pox still? Does “similar diseases” only cover vaccinatable diseases?
Or, 30%.
Is John Mabry still on the roster?
If you've been overseas
with the military you have, other wise check for a dime size scar on your shoulder. Don’t see one, then you haven’t been vaccinated.
I think if you only went back like 10 0r 20 years you would be safe
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
the grain alcohol kicked in.
Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.
a dilemma for me, one of the uneducated looking for answers:
i have tickets for my wife and i in the b.o.a. suite for tomorrow night. assuming the game will be in rain delay and eventually postponed, what are my options? do they serve the meal and rinks anyway, until the ppd announcement is made, or what? i have no clue, and will be spending 5 hours on the road to get there and will will be po’d if i can’t even get in a gate. spending the night in my sister’s in stl, so would be able to attend half a doubleheader, if that’s what happens, on saturday. any input from someone who may have any insight would be greatly appreciated.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
rinks, aka as "drinks". my life is one big derp.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea if this is true,
but my instinct is that as long as you get into the stadium you will be able to get served until the game is definitely postponed.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
that's cool.
but if we don’t get in, we’re effed, right? unless they make it up the next day?
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Followup on that Bard pitch to Swisher
Went digging through Pitch f/x. Small sample size warnings obviously apply here
His arm slot was vastly different
It had a LOT of horizontal movement (-15 inches) and it was a legit 99 mph
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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So he slung it sidearm
which put the rotation in a more sideways direction.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
yeah, but
there have always been guys who have thrown sidearm. why didn’t they get that dramatic breaking effect?
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought
the harder you throw a pitch, the less it breaks. no?
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
velocity can help or hurt
Aerodynamic forces act on a ball as a function of velocity squared. Movement is a function of drag, off-axis to the plane of momentum, created by asymmetric shape of baseball, and things like spin, which creates vortices. Moving faster can add movement, but only if it’s spinning fast enough.
It's 7:05 somewhere...
generally speed subtracts movement because it reduces the time allowed for the movement to occur.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
I keep looking at that gif,
thinking that it had to have been fouled off, but it fucking wasn’t, and I’m just amazed.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I can't believe the speed is 99.
That’s basically the exact movement you’d expect from a tilt-y splitter or a hard screwball. No way that pitch is moving faster than 90, let alone 99.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
Is that just the very high vertical break just tilted because of the arm slot?
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
Dusty Baker on Mike Leake:
"I love these guys," Baker said. "They’re like my boys, like my sons. Sometimes, you chastise them. Sometimes, you’ve got to spank them. I got many a spanking. They weren’t called spankings in my day. They were called whippings. I knew my dad still loved me.
Hm.
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
"whipping" a small child is kind of a strange thing...
Who/what gets whipped? Prisoners in certain countries, horses, children…
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
idk, it's not ALL that bad..........

"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 21, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Jeff Francoeur is OPS'ing .897
Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
if he got hurt today his current WAR would equal his last 2 years
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
LOL Hunter Pence...
commits a 4-base error on a Jason Bay pop up.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
I dreamed Kyle Lohse pitched a CG shutout today ha ha
Ha ha ha, and that it was a two-hitter to boot. Ha ha ha, and I also dreamed that Matt the H. jacked another one and raised his OPS to 1.192. Ha ha ha, crazy shit eh? Ha ha ha
Gadzooks, old man! What in heavens for?
by Li'l Dwayne on Apr 21, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The most telling part was the "two-hitter".
He’s doubling up.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 22, 2011 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions
So, work gave me temp admin privileges today,
got my flash all updated, and foxy proxy set up so I can watch the game on Saturday at work…….suckers.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Professional Non-Boog Maikel Cleto
5.0 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 9(!!) SO
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
I can't remember what level he's at
But the reports on FutureRedbirds are pretty interesting so far.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
How dumb are the Mets...
they pick a guy up in the rule 5, give him the starting job after a decent spring training, and then 10 starts and 42 plate appearances into the season they cut him. He wasn’t even that bad – yeah 6 singles, but a few walks and apparently decent defense.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
who'd they replace him with?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
nowadays, I feel like I would not be surprised if the Mets cut anyone short of David Wright
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Short of about 6-7 players on that team, most of the rest are pretty cuttable.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I would do bad things to pry David Wright off of the Mets to come to Colorado
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
What's the best way to get tickets there?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Walkup tickets are available for most games but if you want something specific
hit the website. The local grocery store gives out vouchers for cheap tickets with grocery purchases or you could get a Pepsi 4-pack for $59
Four (4) Tickets to the Game
Four (4) Food and Beverage Vouchers,
One (1) Parking Ticket, and
One (1) Rockies Magazine
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
The Parking alone runs $15-20 most games
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
My sister and fam,
will probably only go to one game with us, so she’ll drop us off and pick us up for the other two. I should get the BIL to bust out the tailgating trailer for the Saturday game, and we’ll have a VEB day in Denver.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
My oldest just turned 4 so we are going to head down soon for his first game
Adult Rockpile tickets are $4; kids 12 and under and seniors 55 and older are $1.
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
nice....I'm not sure if we're gonna stay at the sister's
in Westminster, but if we we’re gonna stay downtown, any suggestions for hotels? Perhaprs where 13 yo boys might get a visiting teams autograph, Mr. former cab driver?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
The best value is to stay at the La Quinta Inn at 1-25 and Park Ave
if it is less of a concern check out the downtown hotels the Ritz is closest, the Grand Hyatt the most reasonable, the Brown Palace has the most cool Denver history attached. I don’t know where the Cards stay but I did pick up Drew Stubbs at the Westin Tabor Center once.
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
Thanks.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
We're bringing the two boys down for the three game set,
so I’m gonna want to get some pretty decent seats. I should probably do that soon.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
dang the Cards aren't on the Pepsi Pack list
I will go check the King Soopers specials
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
I have not bought tickets this year
but in 09 tickets that were $25-30 on gameday could be picked up at King Soopers service departments
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
Teams should be angling to pick over the Mets carcass...
remember the Marlins’ fire sale 1.0? We came away with Renteria… Maybe we could pull the same trick with Ike Davis.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
this seems less likely than us pulling Manny Ramirez out of retirement for some reason
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Good god their rotation is horrible.
Looking at the fangraphs page for Mets pitchers I can’t even tell who the starters are.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
They're a mess
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
did Ollie Perez or Castillo find jobs?
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
castillo signed with the phillies before the season
did he not stick?
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I guess Castillo got cut
and Perez is on the Padres
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Dunc could do something with Ollie
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
His ceiling at this point is lefty relief.
Meh to another of those. We already have Raul Valdes.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
Logan Morrison
That was just dumb regardless of my foot RT @ChiTownBearCub: LoMo WTF I picked u up in fantasy. Dropped Ryan Braun 4 u. Why did u get hurt?
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
no one cares about logan morrison's fantasy team
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
one of the strange side-effects of twitter is that athletes are now constantly being made aware of their own fantasy status
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
heh....
who “drops” the douche.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
some new walkup songs
Freese – Awake & Alive (Skillet)
Descalso – By the Way (Young Jeezy)
Theriot – Fight for Your Right (Beastie Boys)
Hamilton – Beautiful Lasers (Lupe Fiasco)
EH #2
Ryan Franklin sucks. Blown save count: 4
twitter
Cards walk up songs/entrance music
Theriot just got cooler in my book
I’ve been listening to License to Ill all week
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he's stepping on RFL's territory.
First he takes Boog’s job and now this.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
If some
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That would be a combination of
A new phone,
Two DIPAs,
And of course sbn
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If anyone starts using Paul Revere they WILL become my new favorite player
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Apr 22, 2011 12:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Brass Monkey!
/tear
EH #2
Ryan Franklin sucks. Blown save count: 4
twitter
Cards walk up songs/entrance music
by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 22, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but that's the Beastie Boys' "Creep"
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
If he starts using Sabotage he will become a threat for my fifth favorite player.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
Key to creating the best rap:
rhyme the words “cheetos”,“doritos” and “fritos”
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
Per Twitter:
devil_fingers Matt K.
Chris Perez: proof that any idiot with a “live arm” and a bad haircut can close. Walking Chris Freaking Getz? Awesome.
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz
brandon phillips talking smack with cards fans on twitter... oh boy
EH #2
Ryan Franklin sucks. Blown save count: 4
twitter
Cards walk up songs/entrance music
wuhhhhhhh
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13867701&topic_id=11493214&c_id=mlb
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
still makes no sense to me.
no idea what went through verlander’s mind.
EH #2
Ryan Franklin sucks. Blown save count: 4
twitter
Cards walk up songs/entrance music
by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 22, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
i think he caught his balk halfway through and tried to deliver home instead, but fucked it up hard
never seen anything like it
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
still not as awesome as Lincecum's no-pitch last year
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
link?
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
here

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Lincy's reaction is the best
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
by purple_haze on Apr 22, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
okay, i remember that
that’s kind of understandable. verlander’s is a little more baffling
Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
from a frame of mind standpoint, yes
but that looks like a damn magic trick.
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
Is that Matt Kemp batting?
It was obviously his wizardry that made the ball do that
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by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
There was a runner on base,
so it was a balk , and dead ball, right?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
looked like the ol'
‘pick ’em off at home plate before they even get a chance’ trick. very effective at confusing those in charge, and other people as well.
"Bob Gibson pitches as though he's double parked."~Vin Scully
by threadkiller on Apr 22, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Community is awesome
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Was tonight the most meta episode ever?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
i don't even keep track anymore
the whole human world is a parody of it’s own portrayal on television.
I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
i like how i finally heard someone besides you use the term meta
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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