With anagrams! And this:

"The manager, Tommie Ra Lussa, had just taken the ball from his young starter. "Good job, rook, but we need to bring in the vet," the skipper said with a pat on the butt. Michael Bitasta, 41 years old but with the looks of a young Antonio Banderas, strode in confidently from the bullpen. On pace to clinch his Major League Baseball record 900th save in a few weeks, Michael had matters not of the game on his mind. Behind home plate he saw a man he had not seen in nearly a decade, when this man of mystery waited outside the office door of M. Bitasta, P.I. Agency and offered to pay Bitasta $500 to murder his wife. Bitasta had turned the man in to the local authorities, but he appeared to have been released and was back to settle the score... With a vengeance!"