Official 2011 St. Louis Cardinals Drinking Game!
by mysterui on Apr 12, 2011 5:51 PM EDT
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PrintGiven the high density of drinkers and/or alcoholics on the site anyways, I figured it'd be a fun idea to come up with an official drinking game for this season, and then pick one (or several) game/s this season to have everyone on VEB participate, if they are so inclined.
Here are my ideas so far:
- Skip Schumaker hits a groundball to the right side - 1 drink
- Colby Rasmus has a ball hit over his head in CF - 1 drink
- A Miguel Batista inning takes over 15 minutes - 1 drink
- Ryan Theriot fails to make a routine throw - 1 drink
- Chris Carpenter yells at either the opposing pitcher and/or our starting shortstop - 1 drink
- Albert Pujols hits into a double play - Finish your drink
- Yadier Molina picks someone off or catches them stealing - 1 drink
- Any Cardinals player hits a home run - 1 drink
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Best I can come up with..
If the Cardinals score 6 runs or more, take a shot of the cheapest drink you can get your hands on.
Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.
by all4tookie on Apr 12, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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6 sure is a serious number.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
at least it's not
the loneliest number.
by monkeysareblue on Apr 20, 2011 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
TLR pulls a double / triple / quadruple switch
drink a double / triple / quadruple
you're
by Aranathor on Apr 12, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Approve.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
i think you need to define "a miguel batista inning"
is that any inning he pitches in, or only if he pitches the whole thing, etc
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Goddammit, lawyer
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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I had that question to.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
If Miguel Batista takes longer than 15 minutes to finish whatever inning he comes in
So you can drink multiple times for this in one game
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
So his half inning?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Yeah, but he could theoretically come in in the middle of it
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Yes but not inclucing the bottom of the inning if we are away?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Correct
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Got it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
what if it takes him more than 15 minutes
and he doesn’t finish the inning?
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
This is what I was wondering.
Like one more drink for 20 then a drink for every minute after 20 and finish your drink if he doesn’t finish. May be over kill, I don’t know.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Rather die that way than suffer through that kind of inning
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Apr 12, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
also, it should probably be a weekend. or a friday night.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
wait, friday night isn't the weekend?
will pay $30 at any point for access to an mlb.tv season long account
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 12, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
well i was thinking a weekend day.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I think friday night is best
personally, thats when i’m least likely to be out having a social life.
you're
You're weird.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
You're weird.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
you're weird.
will pay $30 at any point for access to an mlb.tv season long account
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 12, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
lies.
will pay $30 at any point for access to an mlb.tv season long account
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 12, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
http://dukuminn.com/default.aspx
will pay $30 at any point for access to an mlb.tv season long account
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 12, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that actually looks alright
I won’t bother linking to any of the 200+ clubs, bars or pubs in Liverpool…
you're
I don't about Kirkville.
But in Kirksville they have a Walmart.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
wat
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Is Franklin not in this list because every inning he pitches already involves non-stop alcohol consumption?
by BTown Birds fan on Apr 12, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
every. single. pitch.
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 13
tony switches pitchers more than once in the inning
will pay $30 at any point for access to an mlb.tv season long account
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 12, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
Extra drink if a LOOGY only faces one batter and fails to get him out
Two extra drinks if he walks him.
by BTown Birds fan on Apr 12, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
take a drink every time TLR leaves a LOOGY in to face a right hander
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Berkman blows out a knee - finish the bottle (hard alcohol only)
Freese breaks an ankle – finish two bottles
by BTown Birds fan on Apr 12, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
take a drink every time colby draws a walk.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
by IHeartBoog on Apr 12, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think whatever we choose, we should limit it to 9 occuracnes
(not 9 drinks, but 9 things that cause drinks)
7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.
Ugh. occuracnes.Them the things that cause pimples to... occur?
7-2-5! Craig to Yadi to Descalso!
I am out of the closet as a member of the St. Louis Riot, 2011.
Better than ocher acnes.
Or ichor acnes. Or Euchre acnes.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
There's a baseball game on: Take a drink
It’s an off day: Take a drink
You’re not wearing pants: Take a drink
"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Apr 12, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
stop drinking.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Apr 13, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Al talks about how tough pitchers back in his day were - 1 drink
Skip adjust his batting gloves – 1 drink (/alcohol poisoning)
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
Al mentions that the only thing that
they’ve done for pitchers in the last 40 years is give them the white shoe scraper, finish your drink.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
drinkers and alcoholics?
this is a family site!!!
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 13
I told him to put it in a fanshot where no one would see it!
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
Player of the Day plate appearance socials!
guess the total bases in each plate appearance by the POTD — if you’re correct, pass out 2X that many drinks to the VEBers of your choice (e.g., guess a double, if POTD hits a double, pass out 4 drinks). if you’re wrong and under, drink 2X the difference (pay for your pessimism). If you’re wrong and over, drink the difference.
POTD is voted on prior to the start of the game and selected by simple majority.
Any time Yadi picks off a runner or throws a runner out attempting to steal
Drink 1. Or two if the result is a K-CS.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
And that's already been said
My addendum of K-CS = 2 drinks still stands.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Drinking game
Finish your beer every time a Cardinal pitcher strikes someone out. Used to be a lot of fun with Waino (cries a little).
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