Matt Holliday is having appendectomy surgery today - the recovery time is apparently 4-6.  I wish this were April Fools.  On the plus side, we get to find out if John Jay is really an everyday major leaguer.  What's next? Dave Duncan falling in the shower?

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20110401&content_id=17249942&vkey=pr_stl&fext=.jsp&c_id=stl

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinal-beat/article_332f9d6a-5c89-11e0-a54e-0019bb30f31a.html