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Spring Training Sample Size Extravaganza

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL - MARCH 03:  Pitcher Jaime Garcia #54 of the St. Louis Cardinals throws against the New York Mets at Digital Domain Park on March 3, 2011 in Port St. Lucie, Florida.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

Yesterday it came up in the comments that John Gast had picked off four baserunners in five and one-third innings, which is kind of incredible. There's a lot of fun stuff to be done with those numbers. Bullet points:

  • Gast's WHIP is 2.25. His W+H-PO/IP is 1.50. 
  • Gast's BAbip is .400. His BAbiptwipo is .200. 
  • John Gast's PO/9 is currently 6.75. Mark Buehrle, the active leader with 81 pickoffs, averages 0.32 per nine innings. 

Spring Training is tough to enjoy when people are trying to extrapolate the small sample-sizes into year-long trends or use them to impugn players with real or imagined character defects. But if you accept that John Gast won't pick off 150 batters in 200 innings this year, there's still plenty of room to enjoy the fact that he's picked off four in five. (And that a 2010 draft pick is getting deep into Spring Training with the big club after a dominant season at short-season ball.) 

By March 16 there's plenty of small-sample size heroics going on, though none of them are quite as exciting as John Gast's pickoff move. Here are a few more that are worth lauding in their sample-size inadequacy, lest we inadvertently attempt to divine something useful from them. 

2. Kyle Lohse hasn't walked a batter in 13 innings. The last time he did that was between August 29 and September 9 in 2008, and that's it for his Cardinals career; not even across five starts in May and June when he walked two batters in 30 innings; he threw 12 scoreless innings across two starts, but he walked a batter in the last inning of the game before that stretch and then another in the first inning after it. 

Lohse's walk rate was, like Brad Penny and Joel Pineiro since, the major beneficiary of Dave Duncan's pitch-to-contact mantra. He never reached the low-ones highs of Penny and Pineiro, but through the All-Star Break that year his strikeout rate was just 4.4; it went up in the second half even after his walk rate (and win total) stabilized. 

3. If Eduardo Sanchez were as great at picking batters off as John Gast he'd have allowed -1 baserunners in five innings. Which is awesome. 

Star-divide

4. If Jaime Garcia were as great at picking batters off as John Gast, his W+H-PO/IP would still be 2.00. Garcia's been crushed on balls in play this year, and the benefit of the John Gast Perspective of Spring Training is that I can look at his 10.00 ERA without crying softly to myself. 

Well, almost. Pitchers' sample-size confidence is always dampened by the paranoia that culminates in every walk being taken as evidence of an imminent elbow surgery. It's unfair, since I can't harness that paranoia in the service of, say, expecting those 150 pickoffs from John Gast. 

5. Jon Jay is the clutchiest. He's having a Spring Training Joe Carter could only dream about. Through 45 at-bats he's hitting .222/.245/.400... with 10 RBI, which puts him on a 100 RBI pace if he were starting. Unfortunately, Colby Rasmus is only offering more proof that he's unclutch. Sure, he's hitting .308/.357/.487, but he's only got three RBI in 39 at-bats. (Although the good news is that  La Russa had good things to say about Rasmus's selfish decision to walk in a run with the bases loaded instead of putting the ball on the ground and making things happen.)

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philly interest in jay...

anyone think there is any meat to this? what could we reasonably expect to ask for in return?

by zeruko on Mar 17, 2011 6:58 AM EDT reply actions  

no, they are useless

maybe his ankles, which we could transplant onto Freese.

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by scoot on Mar 17, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

iiiiiinteresting

let’s do it

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by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait

will freese still be available by opening day?

by stlfan on Mar 17, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

We have ’lil Carp!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 17, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

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by Paulspike on Mar 17, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else needed?

Trading Jay makes Craig a full-time outfielder, and queues up Matt Carpenter as the replacement when (not if) Freese gets hurt. Some combination of Schumaker and Greene becomes the break-glass-in-emergency fifth outfielder. To say that I could live with that outcome understates the case significantly.

So what does Philadelphia have to offer that makes the Jay move worth doing?

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by StanTheManFan on Mar 17, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not doesn't.

It makes him the 4th outfielder. Razzle, Lego, and Elvis are the starters. Now I won’t argue that Craig will see 400 ab’s, and I’m very very happy about that prospect. My only concern would be that we would have no capable backup center fielder unless we play Schumaker out there occasionally. I think he was passable in CF in the past.

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by Eckstreem on Mar 17, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

So now anybody can play CF?

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 17, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, only those that have experience at second base.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Mar 17, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only Second basemen, Shortstops, Catchers, and Pitchers

Per the defensive spectrum.

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by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey....I used to be a catcher!

Now if somebody can spot me bus fare I’ll go down there and give it a shot!

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know you're joking

But oddly enough, Craig Biggio played C and 2B before playing CF, so…

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip's defensive stats in centerfield are kind of meh.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I was gonna post a rebuttal of this

The problem is, you’re actually right and I just didn’t realize how mediocre all his defensive numbers really are.
“But he’s got the reputation of a guy who can handle the leather!” protests conventional wisdom.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like a toolsy ballplayer gritty speedster type

So he seems like he’d at least be good at playing outfield…but then you realize he’s actually mindblowingly slow.

The thought that follows that is usually something like: “So wait, why is he a major leaguer again?”

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause he can hit .300

It’s amazing. That’s pretty much it, besides not striking out very much (always below average). His BB% are around average most of the time, or a bit below. His defense is either below average or terrible. He doesn’t slug. But he has usually maintained a batting average around .300, and that’s enough, combined with the rest of his skill set, so make him about an average player as an outfielder. As a second baseman, oy vey.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if Descalso or Greene take his job this year

Especially Descalso — a nice breakout for him (probably filling in while Freese has both legs amputated) would wipe out Skip’s playing time, since they both hit lefty.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did we get a new manager?

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by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

I think you are vastly underestimating the average outfielder.

Skip is just a terrible player, masked by how magical the “.300” hitter is perceived. He’s marginally better than Aaron Miles…well, now he plays 2B, maybe that’s not true any more.

by DiscoJer on Mar 17, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The position change does not affect his value

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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Skip can get his avergae back around .300

he can probably be a little worse than league average. That’s not gawdawful, certainly not as bad as Miles. Of course, that’s a big if, and when Skip is batting like he did last year and playing his usual D at second…..yeah, he’s hurting the team bad on both fronts.

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by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just going by the numbers

In 2008 he was about a league-average player. That was the last year he was an outfielder.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be clear

I wasn’t saying that he was an average outfielder. I was that, as an outfielder, he was an average player. Does that distinction make sense?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

chambers, probably

he’s pretty much exactly jon jay anyway

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

not when you watch

jay is way ahead of chambers
better outfielder
better hitter
better nickname
case closed

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by sportsman on Mar 17, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he might be a slightly better outfielder

and he needs time on the 25-man to develop his nickname before we can conclude that one

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not thrilled about the "Collider" part.

We don’t need to add any more injury possibilities.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just hearing about this

but i proposed it when i heard that dominic brown was out. we really need to sell high on him now and get as much as we can in return. we have two of him anyway. get it done, mo’!

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a tweet or a rumor?

Who reported it?

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by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

here is the Stark report on ESPN.com:

The Phillies have been shopping, but not at second base. They’re looking for a low-budget extra outfielder who can play some center field if Shane Victorino gets hurt or needs a break. One name they’ve targeted: St. Louis’ John Jay.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, false alarm

they’re looking for the real chief justice. i won’t be the one to disappoint them

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Get the h out, Phillies.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

I am not even sure what that means but it's gotta be awesome, right?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it involves an operation

from what I’ve heard

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by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and, today, a leprechaun.

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by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

CF Auditions

of Greene and Robinson make more sense knowing that moving Jay has been discussed. Don’t know what Phillies might offer but I would think that it would have to be a pretty good player for the Cards to consider moving Jay.

by Warcard on Mar 17, 2011 9:38 AM EDT reply actions  

OK, fine Philadelphia, we'll take

Utley and D. Brown even thought they won’t play this year.

by stlfan on Mar 17, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

'cause they're TASTAY!

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 17, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup today

Matt Carpenter DH
Colby Rasmus CF
Albert Pujols 1B
Matt Holliday LF
Lance Berkman RF
David Freese 3B
Dan Descalso 2B
Gerald Laird C
Tyler Greene SS
P – Westbrook

Per BJ Retweets

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Back to pretending Berkman is an OFer!

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by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man, just believe the lie already

Colby is just going to have to play both positions.

by lightbulb on Mar 17, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since Holliday has proved that he is a pretty decent LF,

We could shade Colby to RF and cut down the effects of Berkman. Just tell Berkman to guard the line and as much of RF as he can.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 17, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene needs to start hitting.

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by Evilfrog on Mar 17, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

so does bman

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...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Mar 17, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCarp DH'ing!

have to get his bat in the lineup.

AMERICA

by Aranathor on Mar 17, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would be so happy if Carpenter is someday our leadoff hitter.

His on-base skills have been very good up to this point in his professional career.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

First game I get to see

No Yadi, but just about everyone else I want to see – minus Wainwright :*(

by stlfan on Mar 17, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm just gonna say Go Cards!!!

I’m off to go get drunk and make a fool of myself while I watch NCAA basketball at a buddies house. This may very well be the last coherent thought I have for the rest of the day.

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by Eckstreem on Mar 17, 2011 9:55 AM EDT reply actions  

yes!

That’s what I am talking about!

by stlfan on Mar 17, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB, you have work to do:
MLBNetwork MLB Network
Chris Carpenter will be in the @STLCardinals episode of #30Clubsin30Days tmrw. RT a question for Chris & it could be featured in the show!

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

someone should ask him if he gives a fuck.

"Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone," he sang joyously." - Gomes

by Evilfrog on Mar 17, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Seriously, what's better than having me on TV?"

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by Paulspike on Mar 17, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should just ask him hockey questions to try to get him off on huge tangents

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

brandon phillips' face will be flat for a few days every series with us

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coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fang has one...

VEB Bracket Challenge (Group ID#128408)

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

password: pujols

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by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or, you could try this.

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Searching...

Here’s his invite link:
http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/18257/invitation?key=1ce4acf4ddf3b9fc

I don’t remember needed a password, but I’ve been passed out drunk slept since then.

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

it says a password is needed

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by albrtfn on Mar 17, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

linki

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by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

so i had a dream manny ramirez tried to kill me

first he threw knives at me, then he tried to choke me and when i ran away he grabbed someone’s gun and ran after me

how freakin arbitrary is that?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
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by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Needs to be green

For St. Patty’s Day!

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by jd is legend on Mar 17, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

He'd never catch her anyway.

I’m sure he’ll catch his cleat on his pants.

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by spants on Mar 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

most of the P-D writers

seem to think that matt carpenter has won a spot on the big league roster. anyone else surprised by this? i was pretty much convinced that there was nothing he could do to get out of memphis

strauss thinks that he’ll wind up on the roster and when punto comes back, whoever is doing better between him and greene will stay. kind of exciting since i caught the carp 2.0 fever last season

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I nearly tweeted over the weekend that I had a sneaking suspicion that Matt Carpenter will start the year in St. Louis.

But, I didn’t want to jinx it. Then, I thought about jinxing it so I could see him play for Memphis at the AAA I-Cubs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's hard not to get that impression

considering that massive amount of playing time he’s been handed this spring and the impressive job he’s done with it

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Carpenter makes the team....

that will show just how much the Cards dislike the thought of Allen Craig’s defense at 3B.

I think Carpenter will not make the team in favor of Descalso (or perhaps Vazquez).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

vazquez' playing time has been sparse at best

i’d say he’s a long shot to make the team

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

But when the minor leaguers get sent down on Sat., he'll stay up and get more time

If Punto wasn’t expected to come back soon, I’d give Carp a better chance to make the team. Vazquez is a poor man’s Punto.

The only way I see Carp making the team is if the team has decided that Craig cannot/will not play 3B when Freese needs rest, and they think that will be too much playing time to give Descalso/Vazquez before Punto returns.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 17, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

i haven’t followed the games that closely. when was the last time craig played 3B? he didn’t see any time there during the three games i was there

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

90% of the time went to freese/carp

the rest went to descalso and vazquez

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're agreeing about Craig because

I think the org has decided (again) that Craig is incapable of playing 3B. I think the question of Carp making the roster depneds on the org’s assessment of how long Punto will be out and how much rest Freese needs until Punto returns.

Ultimately, I think the org will decide that it will live with Descalso at 3B for a few weeks until Punto returns and that Carp will be sent to Memphis.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 17, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why you keep repeating the line that the org doesn't think Craig can play 3B.

Matt Carpenter and David Freese have both been health and have both hit better than Craig. Why would they need to give playing time to Craig?

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by hazel on Mar 17, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

Matt Carpenter has been healthy, but has not hit better than Craig in any meaningful sample size at the same level. I am as excited about MCarp’s spring training as anybody, but it’s just 40 PAs.

David Freese has hit better than Craig at the major league level, but his health has been spotty.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 17, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay so back in the real world,

the Cardinals have Craig as an OF and they have Carp/Freese as 3B men with Craig as the option in case 3B needs help. Just because Carp/Freese seem to have it under control doesn’t mean the org is done with Craig and thinks he will never stick at 3B.

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by hazel on Mar 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...

The fact that in AA they moved him to the outfield means he will never stick at 3B.

Tony has given him time there this spring, i’d venture to guess he is the emergency 3rd baseman.

And they aren’t “done” with him if he doesn’t stick at 3B. Hell, if they trade Jay there is a good chance he will be or 2012 starting RFer. (or 2011 depending on Berkman’s health.)

"Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone," he sang joyously." - Gomes

by Evilfrog on Mar 17, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punto won't be back for another six weeks most likely.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does Carp play any other positions? Auditions at second for instance?

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by akaitori on Mar 17, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, I'm really thinking it must be Descalso

It would not be like TLR to keep a bench player who can only play one position

by OCCardsFan on Mar 17, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

another factor is the 40-man roster

Descalso is already on it and M Carp is not. The 40-man is full. Though moving Waino to the 60-day will open a spot, I think that will be filled by Batista (though if the last bullpen spot goes to Augenstine, that is not a problem as he is on the 40-man). It’s hard to find another obvious person to move off the 40-man. So, my guess is also that Descalso makes the team.

40-man linki

by CRay on Mar 17, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

way to go, Mo.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Simple:

Trade Jay, keep Batista a million miles from the roster.

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by hazel on Mar 17, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please yes this.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Mar 17, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could only be so lucky.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

His projections were way better than I figured they'd be.

Not merely better than Miguel Batista, but actually fairly valuable. I was surprised.

by Kind_Al on Mar 17, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My vote would be for Eduardo Sanchez

but this would not be the worst possible outcome.

Now think about your Dad.

by purple_haze on Mar 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

could yank Cleto off

make him officially Perdomo 2.0

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Mar 17, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, thanks for that link

my favorite part of the 40-man roster is this asterisk:

** Not on 40-Man Roster

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if sarcastic...

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

so boog hit a big one

ties the game with a 3 run HR

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

i predict

a jose bautista career path for boog

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

dingers

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at that home run trot.

Grit.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/alex%20fritz

by hazel on Mar 17, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

[single tear]

he usually relaxes after Albert does well.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just you wait

until Mikel Cleto pitches a… strikes out… averages 7 innings per…

Screw it, I miss Boog.

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff

by Paulspike on Mar 17, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that Peoria?

I think he played in Peoria for a while. comfort zone.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he spent 2004 in the real Peoria.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That photo of Jaime Garcia is very cool.

It seems much more crisp than many of the others.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

ps: image->adjustments->vibrance-> a crisp hotcia

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

ooo ooo

I didn’t know there was a new adjustment feature in photoshop!? damn

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 17, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, the password is directly in the url?

subtle and secretive

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I appreciated it. convenience!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

everyone see waino's scar?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

watch the video (click on the picture)

and watch out for the hole in his shirt

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm

i don’t get it

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Mar 17, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

click on the picture, the article will open in a new tab

and you can watch the video embedded in the article
and in the video you can see that waino also has a hole in his shirt

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally see it now

I think it’s fairly common for men to get holes in shirts around that spot. I think it’s because the shirt rubs up against belt buckles and metal buttons on jeans so much.
Also, by wearing that in an interview he’s clearly showing some Lance Berkman influence.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it's a straight cut

unlike Lohse’s bizarre shark bite (now with extra tat)

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read this as "everyone see Waino's career?"

And I died a little inside

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 17, 2011 1:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

wow, you're a very poor reader

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

looks like the double dagger glyph

maybe MLB can update their Cards 40-man page

replace

** Not on 40-Man Roster

with
‡Not on 40-Man Roster

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

well i'll be damned

we got a live stream today
get it here

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

too bad i'm on 3G right now

the bad part of vacation is the awful internet connections

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember the good old days

When you went on vacation and you didn’t have internet

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 17, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want to relive that, go to Syria

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's on MLB network

if you have access to that.

If not, you’re on vacation, take your ass to a bar and watch it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd have to go to columbia for that at least

and the vacation part of the vacation is over, really. this is just time to spend with the family

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell, it's on FSMW

i definitely have that. and i’d be blacked out anyway. what am i thinking

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

but i have no idea what you mean

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, right

yes, i will be in regular season form by march 31, don’t worry

Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan got EVEN FATTER

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get ahold of yourself, Moore

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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

dude. Dan is now *round*.

you can freeze his picture and draw a zero on his outline.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

he would roll very efficiently

Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

anybody with a screenshot?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Mar 17, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of god

so much green

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

i'm making more as we speak....er type

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by IHeartBoog on Mar 18, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah damn, I gotta go

at least McLaughlin won’t break my tv.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

SO MUCH SPORTS ON RIGHT NOW

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He's hitting like .200 for the spring

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was wondering if that was a mistake or what

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

At Bat says he’s hitting .371 in 35 AB.

Boog woulda.

by The Continental on Mar 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's what FSNMW put on the screen. Was too lazy to verify

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wonder he is still alive

"Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone," he sang joyously." - Gomes

by Evilfrog on Mar 17, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit I don't know. I've been too busy today

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

picking up cans?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 17, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preparing for an interview

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

relax, you're overqualified anyway

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 17, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhhhhh this one I might actually be underqualified for

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

bollocks

you’re asian, you’re more qualified than anyone else

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 17, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Affirmative action brings us down, man

Annnnnnd no more politics

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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

If only we had the power to say, at the end of our comments, “no more politics after me” and it actually worked.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it will be a head scratcher when he doesn't make the team

unless they don’t like AC’s defense at third (as someone mentioned above)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pardon me the large image (and click here to minimize if you're annoyed by it)

For those who cannot see the game themselves, here are the hideous things the Cardinals are wearing today…I particularly like the facial expression on Skip in the first one:

Here’s another set of three shots, but I think one giant picture is enough.

Trying to get a front shot of the hideous green hats still, but I’m also trying to do work at the same time, so I can’t be super-vigilant at the moment. I’ll post it if I get it, though.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I know!

I keep watching and see the hitting team swing (doesn’t matter which) and think – that’s not us, we must be in the field. Then they show the fielder catching the ball and think – that’s not us. Damn, I thought this was the Cards game!

by stlfan on Mar 17, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They sell them at the authentics store

you can get a coach or crappy player’s for about $100

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally got a few good shots of the helmet-less look

Click here to see it.

To be honest, it wouldn’t be that bad if it weren’t for the fact that all the peripheral gear is red — the red cleats, red belts, red catchers gear, red undershirts and armbands and helmets. But the red/green combo is…it’s not good. Not good at all.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

you hate christmas or somethin'?

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, if the jersies were a darker, more Christmas-y green

The combo would probably work better. But with the bright St. Patty’s green…barfitude.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They look like crappy Christmas decorations.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would like them more if they weren't wearing pants.

Duly noted.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Actually they should go with shorts, like that ridiculous White Sox look from that one year.

(Note: They should not actually do that)

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if the shorts were green?

They’re be like bizarro-world basketball uniforms, sort of.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nowadays though, basketball shorts are down to your shins

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect!

The players could still slide without tearing up their knees.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm

But if they’re that loose they’ll fly all over the place and ride up while base-running, won’t they?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, good point

But I would think sliding could do that, couldn’t it?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure

But it would be fun to see them stand up, pull down their shorts, and shake three or four pounds of dirt out of their pants.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like they're escaping from prison or something

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching them pull down their shorts would be lots of fun

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAAAAVE you met

Steve Lyons?

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert, at least also wears tighty whities...

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a screen shot of enormous Dan

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on Mar 17, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my gosh.

Those are terrible.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terribly awesome

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLBY

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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

JACK!

"Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone," he sang joyously." - Gomes

by Evilfrog on Mar 17, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby

BOOM

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff

by Paulspike on Mar 17, 2011 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

What's up with Tyler Greene?

He’s had a bad ST and probably has done everything he can at AAA – what to do?

by riotmute on Mar 17, 2011 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Anthony Reyes, 2.0

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff

by Paulspike on Mar 17, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

astronaut was rule 5.

Reyes was traded for the guy we lost in the rule 5. Ie for a small amount of money.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap, I can't even remember which player it was.

Who the heck did we trade Reyes for???

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a Padre.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perdomo, right?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

si.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one that got away!

Oh wait, that was Gregerson.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

the whiner was the other half of that trade, Mark Worrell

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right

Mark Worrell is also the one who is getting/got TJ surgery, right?

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Mar 17, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recall Gregerson was a PTBNL...

there were some prospects we were worried would be named the PTBNL, but i can’t recall who they were.
Gregerson wasn’t part of that list, IIRC

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, that makes the trade more frustrating for me.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe people were most fearful that Jess Todd

would be the PTBNL.

The trade didn’t work out but trading Double AA RH relief pitching for a potential power-hitting MI was a reasonable rationale.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is why it was so frustrating, at least for some

Our half of the trade bombed terribly. Their half blossomed into a fine relief pitcher at the major league level.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was basically the worst outcome possible

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

just wait til gregerson passes hoffman on the all-time saves list

and khalil becomes a special instructor on poise in our farm system

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think that was part of the other Greene disaster. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Mar 17, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

See the thing is...
He’s had a bad ST

This doesn’t really mean anything. I mean, sure, it means something in his odds to make the team, but it doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with him. The sample size is small, and it’s even more wonky because lots of hitters are working on things or trying to get their timing down this time of year.

Hell, Albert’s having a bad spring training. Doesn’t mean there’s anything “up” with him.

I’m actually not a Tyler Greene optimist, but I’m not letting his performance over these last few weeks dampen my view of him further. It’s just not a lot to go on.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which makes the incredibly small sample size all the more uninformative.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that kind of what he always does?

and by that I mean, the past to years

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by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. terrible.

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by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The orc just cast a spell of enchantment… Use your broadsword and a slashing attack!

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Mar 17, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh

the first Dan and Al flirting of the year (for me)

by leefyg on Mar 17, 2011 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Motte's offspeed pitch looks pretty good

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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Augenstein takes care of business again

gotta say, i wouldn’t mind his making the trip north at this point

by mikey_mac on Mar 17, 2011 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been pulling for him ever since we acquired him and I looked at his Fangraphs page.

Thought he looked pretty interesting.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte

Removes a Marlin from the game..ouchies

by leefyg on Mar 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction

Removes a Marlin an All-Star from the game..ouchies

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by Paulspike on Mar 17, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now less versatile

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaand this is a public announcement

if you feel the need to use cashforlaptops.com, cashforsmartphones.com and the variations
don’t

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I was considering selling my iPhone on there

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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

bait and switch

they’ll quote you one thing, more than anyone else, so you send it to them and turn around and offer you half or a third of that or even less
i can even tell you the reason their “inspector” will give you right now – “scratches on back and screen”
they did it to me twice. this second time though i raised enough hell to get the quoted price
will never do business with them again.
thought people should know

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

dingdangoleluckoftheirish

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is amazing

Either we took screenshots at exactly the same moment…or Colby’s face DOES NOT CHANGE.

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

his voice doesn't change and neither do his face or tone

he’s a witch robot!!

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, I'm on it

Rick: “So this being your third year, how relaxed are you now that you’ve got some experience under your belt?”
Colby: (Pause) “Well, I don’t wonna say i’m relaxed. Tony don’t like that.”

by mojowo11 on Mar 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh look at me i got better picture

well ladi freakin da

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the giant scull

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

scull

Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
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by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lil carp don't like no gloves

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: website to book airline tix

someone suggested a different web site to book airline tix in the past year that was really nice, but I can’t remember the name (it’s not one of the big boys like orbitz, travelocity, expedia, etc.). As I remember it had a really nice user interface. Anybody remember?

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Mar 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

A really nice user interface for a travel website brings http://www.hipmunk.com/ to mind. Most travel sites are just disgusting..

by leefyg on Mar 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hipmunk.com

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The site told me to update my browser, (work computer) or go to Orbitz.

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by swmofan on Mar 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Believe me, I know.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it... Jack Handy

by swmofan on Mar 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah!

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it... Jack Handy

by swmofan on Mar 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm nice interface, but not so nice prices?

I found a jet blue flight for $219 through hipmunk, but then searched jet blue directly and the price was $147.

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Mar 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

although to be fair

the flights were not at the same time. $147 flight directly from jetblue site was at 6AM. Hipmunk did not offer that flight. It offered one later in the day that was $219.

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Mar 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to put together a new site

LetMeVEBThatForYou.com

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey, that's what I said.

a youtube channel, perhaps.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check Bing Travel too

They tell if prices are likely to go down or go up in the future

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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to use Bing for anything.

DO NOT LIKEY!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

some travel sites I use that I like (and am too lazy to link)

airfarewatchdog.com – good for finding low prices and setting alerts
flyertalk.com – good forum for travel deals and advice
kayak explorer – neat tool if you are lucky enough to have the freedom to consider flights at any time and to any destination. You enter your city, it will tell you where in the world you can fly and for how much

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by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONIONS!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Mar 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice headline on stlcardinas.com to follow the game live:

“Puma roams the outfield once more”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

they're gonna milk this as long as they can

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you milk a puma?

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by tom s. on Mar 17, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it has teats i suppose

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1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Mar 17, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can milk anything with nipples.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please...

don’t use me as a test case for your theory.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Mar 17, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Animated giffage

Sorry for straying OT, but I thought the VEB collective woud be just the type to appreciate this.

Pale Blue Dot, revisited

by Andyfantastic on Mar 17, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh

Reminds me of this.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a way to rotate a .mov file?

That is to say the video was taken on a phone and the phone didn’t automatically orient up as up so up is now on the left side of the screen rather than the top.

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by azruavatar on Mar 17, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

nvm

someone should have just hit me with a LMGTFY link. I’m lazy as hell.

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by azruavatar on Mar 17, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMVEBTFY is often better.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably have to get some kind of video editor software

sony movie studio is pretty good. not sure if windows movie maker can do it

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 17, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Movie Rotator is actually free and super easy

but it turned out that WMP just wasn’t sure how to read the file. Youtube had no problem

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by azruavatar on Mar 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

right on

I shoulda known there would be some free software out there. I appreciate the videos you posted of Martinez. dude throws with force, from what I can tell. kinda hard to see but he was getting results.

I’ve been on a bit of a video editing kick (my sig has a link to a video I edited together… I’m still a beginner but this is the third one I’ve done)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 17, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Andrew will post some HD videos when he gets back

so we will probably have some higher res stuff in the near future

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by azruavatar on Mar 17, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

much appreciated …everyone who pulls this stuff together. it’s an exciting time to be a Cardinal fan (not that it wasn’t before, it just seems a tad more interesting maybe?)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 17, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards Cut Four

Anderson, Cazana, Chambers, and Vazquez

MCarp still has a chance to make the ML roster.

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by TBender on Mar 17, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, amaury, when will the world ever be ready for your true powers?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know if Cgirly is on the ledge?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

naw she tweeted some niceties thanking the seniors i think

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Mar 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

what ledge? the one that you jump off?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure anyone that lived or died with Clemson athletics would have died a long, long time ago.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We're pretty used to these shananigans by now.

Bunch of losers. (Don’t get me wrong, I still love them and Brad Brownell still deserves a whole lot of recognition for this season.)

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well given that "first round" win

didn’t know what you were expecting.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We beat some teamwhose name I can't remember right now and you think that changes my expectations?

Although I think we could have beaten West Virginia. I don’t think that was overestimating our chances. Definitely a possibility.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you the Southern Cal game?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking USC

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were one of the teams that actually deserved it.

Not the baby teams that one team let beat them (I’m looking at you USC) and the other actually did what they were supposed to do.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure any team in a play in game doesn't really deserve to be in the tournament.

Looks around as Illinois backs their way into the tournament.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They pretty much proved they deserved to be there today.

Anyone who says otherwise didn’t actually watch any Clemson basketball this year. And yeah the Illini can talk.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I will always view Clemson as the team

that choked the Illinois game away last year.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same person who blew that game started the downhill slide today.

Milton. Jennings.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to know.

Noticing a pattern here :)

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He lacks basketball sense.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will literally punch you in the forehead

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you not disappointed?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That we lost? Sure, a little bit

But it’s USC basketball. If the average USC student thinks of them for one minute of one day, then the season’s a success

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then if you don't care why would you punch me in the forehead?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I'm not the average fan, damnit

Also, it’s a funny phrase.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I basically said I was hoping you would win.

And then y’all failed. So I was on your side.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be no threats of internet violence on women...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would fucking hurt (you, the puncher).

what a terrible place to punch someone.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool off topic thingie

The Uncanny Valley. It’s the idea that robots that are abstract or that perfectly mimic humans seem OK to us, but robots that kind of mimic humans but don’t get everything right disturb us.
This is a funny post by an online cartoonist I like that describes it really well (with hilarious results). The concept is easily applied to CGI.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

interesting territory

what will happen when the robots look almost identical to humans? it would be weird if they had pores and hairs and everything.

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 17, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

...this concept is older than the hills.

at the very least, how would you miss Das Unheimliche?

check your geek card.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

or are you actually named Zemeckis

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's so old that I had never heard the name of it

But it’s one of those things where you read about it and say “oh yeah, that thing. I’ve totally seen that before.”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently it was coined in 1970. Seems pretty prescient.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

just givin you a hard time

back when I had time to read, I started scifi via books. (of course, my memory is a sieve, so.) the crumbly, musty ones covered this, so it’s the opposite of new-to-me.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I came here for the baseball.

I stayed for the learning.

If it's a meme, or looks like it might be a meme, I do not get it.

by a fink on Mar 17, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

just don't picture it.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s pretty creepy.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 17, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

handsome devils

If it's a meme, or looks like it might be a meme, I do not get it.

by a fink on Mar 17, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YOU MEAN THE NOT-ALWAYS-BROKE RUI?

ACTUALLY I DRINK JUST AS OFTEN AS I DID WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

give me an hour and a half,

and I’ll join you.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll be leaving in 30mins

but i’ll be with you in spirit.

AMERICA

by Aranathor on Mar 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i’ll be with you in spirits

/fixed

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 17, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Studying for an interview

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

for shame

good luck though

AMERICA

by Aranathor on Mar 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait!

Before you leave, do you know anything about advanced soccer stats?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well my internship would be with the data analysis division of an MLS team

But I know literally nothing about advanced soccer stats or even where to learn anything new

I’m making my way through Soccernomics right now, but I don’t know what the next step is

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

advanced data and stats in football does not exist in the same way it does in baseball

As far as i know; most clubs rely on the same scouting techniques that have always been employed, not in a statistical way. It rely depends on what kind of stats your looking at, as there are no mainstream ones beyond goals and appearances (at least this side of the pond) so ‘advanced’ stats could really mean anything.

i can probably offer you a more coherent and helpful answer tomorrow when i’m sober, sorry mate.

AMERICA

by Aranathor on Mar 17, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy who lost his mind figuring out BABIP is working for liverpool now.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm joining.

Afternoon of hell over the nap battle.
I’m several fingers into my bottle of Bulleit bourbon.

If it's a meme, or looks like it might be a meme, I do not get it.

by a fink on Mar 17, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's St. Pat's and you're Britsh...

Oh wait…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Patrick was British

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is Shane MacGowan

so the two people I most associate with Ireland…British. Go figure.

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And half of U2.

So… U1

If it's a meme, or looks like it might be a meme, I do not get it.

by a fink on Mar 17, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought scottish

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So slurred speech is how the Irish sound?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to know...

luckily over here we have idiot who don the pipes and kilts for the holiday… I see that and laugh every time.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

people over here don’t really understand the difference between Irish and Scottish. I’ll allow some bleed over of the pipes… but not the kilt. You’re just an idiot when you screw that up.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying the the Irish invented the kilt or anything

but they’re been wearing them for about 150 years now.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

In my book kilts are Scottish...

I refuse to acknowledge otherwise.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kilts

The Irish have been wearing kilts, at least in our sense of the idea of kilts, as long as the Scots.

by WizardofOz1982 on Mar 21, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tartans

The only real difference is clan tartans versus county tartans.

by WizardofOz1982 on Mar 21, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not.

If that helps your decision. Which I’m sure it does.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to your most recent flame?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he's never here anymore...

So what do you think?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still together

very much in love.

AMERICA

by Aranathor on Mar 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

good job

and that is ALL the details i want to know

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

OT: So it's nice and warm today...

got the back door open… think it’s time to enjoy a patriot pop…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeesh.

NL Central having a rough go.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Mar 17, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Mar 18, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT! FORGIVE HER GOB!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

well hold on a second - its a fantasy bb thing

my nemesis drafted marcum one pick before i planned to. then everyone in the league was all like “hey man, awesome pick.”

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Mar 18, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

GDGAFAYFT

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont i know it.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Mar 18, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

So today when I went to the Jewel to do my grocery shopping

I saw Ronnie Woo Woo wandering around in front of the story in full regalia… I think this is a sign I live too close to Wrigley.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

addison, montrose, or southport?

i live a mile away. deep in enemy territory

by mikey_mac on Mar 18, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

last year he was at spring training. guess he couldn't make the trip this year.

damn economy.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Mar 18, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has anybody who jumped on the $1 ESPN mag deal

got anything yet? I’d like to activate insider, but I haven’t got a magazine yet.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

no

effing rui

I am still the Batman ,David Freese .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Mar 17, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caveat emptor

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't remember the fine print,

but it takes up to like 12 weeks. Some absurd amount of time.

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Mar 17, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did this deal last time

takes a few months

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 18, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It usually takes a few cycles to start getting it.

However, if you e-mail customer service, they should be able to provide you with your Insider code. They did for me a ways back and that was before I worked for them.

--
Dan Szymborski
Dan's Stuff is on: BTF, ESPN, Twitter

by D.Szymborski on Mar 18, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 19, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, after an aborted night out

how about we kick up some early late night VEB?

AMERICA

by Aranathor on Mar 17, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm pregaming for the game tonight.

GO ZAGS, beat the Johnnies!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone really should contribute a screencap of fat dan.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't have one

here’s house dancing to make up for it.

I am still the Batman ,David Freese .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Mar 17, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORE SOCCER STATS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Mar 17, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

kicks?

they kick the ball right?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me.

I’m slightly depressed so I need something to cheer me up.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 17, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

is that a puppy amongst some giant grapes?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is fucking adorable so who cares.

i’m trying to make things green around here. so many 4-rec comments.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Mar 18, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

kay, i'll help out

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice little quiz

at Sporcle. You better get the last guy on the list.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 17, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

those things alway embarass me afterward

how can I forget Willie Mays, Roberto Clemente, etc.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 17, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got both of those

and I knew who Kaline and Schmidt were, I just could not remember their freakin’ names. Getting old sucks.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 17, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got 59/72...

Deadball era and before killed me, though. I should know more about that era.

Players who did not make this list:
Frank Robinson
Eddie Collins
Shoeless Joe Jackson’
Tris Speaker
Napoleon Lajoie

Those all surprised me.

by mattisnotfrench on Mar 18, 2011 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any video of Gast's PO move yet?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 17, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I know I'm way behind on this but I'm finally getting around to FlyLo's Cosmogramma

I’d heard tracks here and there and seen some great music videos and liked it in the general sense that I like a lot of dubby art electronic music.

But this is really good and clearly meant to be in an album context. Hard to tell how it plays in the clubs but I’m sure in the right west coast venues it works like gangbusters.

Now think about your Dad.

by purple_haze on Mar 17, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

can't imagine hearing it at a club, but it's a nice record

Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy St. Pat's to you, VEB. Had ours last night at a shindig thrown by the Irish ambassador.

Free Guiness and Jameson’s . People took turns speaking Gaelic at the mic – might as well have been Swedish or Farsi since no one was listening and few were standing.. . .

Enjoy the day and the night. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Mar 17, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that sounds like a fun time.

I’ve enjoyed a couple of Guinnesses (Guinnei?) tonight my own self. No Gaelic within earshot, though.

Boog woulda.

by The Continental on Mar 17, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE FUCKING JAMESON'S????????

I’d tear that up.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would not have been alone. Better yet, the lassies serving the vetch wore green spandex about the size of postage stamps - but not quite as adhering. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Mar 17, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT, but it's late night.

I don’t want to offend Carp, but he DGAF.

If it's a meme, or looks like it might be a meme, I do not get it.

by a fink on Mar 17, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

other sports...

Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
twatter

by prophetjohn on Mar 17, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darren Pang is wearing a green velvet tophat.

He’s already short enough to be a leprechaun, I guess he’s just completing the look.

Boog woulda.

by The Continental on Mar 17, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Trevor Rosenthal is getting props from coaches

According to rumors….there is Plenty of room aboard the Trev-Wagon, come on in…it’s nice inside

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

RIP Boog. FIRE TLR NOW

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 17, 2011 10:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

11 seed.

heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got a bad grade on a test I studied my butt off for.

And Mizzou is losing. This day could have been better.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 17, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

dead VEB is dead.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm awake!

That guinness induced nap from 7:30-9 was refreshing.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck the big east,

fuck, fuck the big east.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 17, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get conference hating.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 17, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a general,

you’re the WCC and we’re Big East so you must suck type of comment.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to take this moment,

as I’m watching my team for free online, to say thank you CBS and NCAA for making all of these games freely accessible.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

No offense

but I really hope that BYU takes out Gonzaga in the next round.

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

hope in one hand and crap a metal turd in the other robot.

This team is running through BYU and Florida doesn’t want to play them. I actually feel bad for changing my bracket,but I didn’t push them past 16, but I’m starting to feel it.

GO ZAGS!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

They'll get Jimmered.

(Is that a sexual euphemism yet? The first time I heard it on SportsCenter I assumed that there would be a FCC fine accompanying it.)

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Mar 18, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's SLU.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.....

heh heh heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmer can score 30,

the rest of the team will be shut down.

I will say no more, The GOB’s of the college basketball scene are cruel whores.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

no they're very fair

which is why Pitino lost today and Coach Cal has to face his arch nemesis Saturday.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck them.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

they also converted from Catholicism in 1978 which may be your issue.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmer is an amazing scorer

he also gives back almost all the points on defense. It’s kind of amazing that baseball has come further than basketball in terms of equating defensive and offensive performance (as in a run you save on D is worth the same as a run you drive in on O), especially since its so much more straightforward in basketball. You score 30, the guys you were guarding scored 28…big deal, you netted a whole two points for your team.

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 18, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's a poor defender but his PER is still 7th in the country at 30.80

his offense more than makes up for it.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

well dammit it all then

I will just go ahead and admit I was wrong. At least about the giving most of it back part.

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 18, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will also admit that the second "it" is not necessary

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 18, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

having grown up thinking rebounds and assists were the most important things ever

advanced basketball stats are blowing my mind.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

learning that allen iverson actually was a great player

when the first basketball prospectus came out was a major disappointment to me

by DanUpBaby on Mar 18, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

He actually was a great player,

he just didn’t like to practice.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 5:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's so adorable!

You can’t ruin him like that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 18, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that one of the things I'm most looking forward to in my new place

is the beer fridge?

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Mar 18, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Nope!

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Mar 18, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

BEER..........FUCK YA

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

That picture from The Huslter really makes it all come together.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know,

huh?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. It's kinda like The Dude's rug.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

The other two walls

had Newman and Gleason solo photo’s.

Classic.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

my great-grandfather

who both my mother and grandmother says acted and looked exactly like me was a mirror image of jackie gleason later in life. So I think i have that to look forward to.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read that in the voice of Carl.

That was correct, right?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carl as in the urbal lenny?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was goin with caddyshack.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's funny.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, as in "so i've got that going for me"

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are going to have an interesting ride then, my friend.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was a very interesting man

his dog was killed during a drive by by some gangsters after he wrote an editorial that Capone didn’t care for.

And he once saw a guy sneaking through his front yard during a poker game. When the guy opened the door he found my great grandpa sitting in the foyer with a shotgun and he asked him if he could help him with anything. Dude apologized and walked away.

So that’d be cool, but on the downside, I’ll look like this:

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you'd look good in that apron.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't stab a turkey like a damn fool!

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: SWEDISH WOMEN CAN NOT COOK!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

not a big fan of meatballs, eh?

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Mar 18, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

You had a beautiful place then.

I don’t even need to see it to tell that.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I must be really tired. Can't believe I misspelled Hustler.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what ST is for.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

spelling huSTler?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 18, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be in the BSOML by the start of the season, Coach.

I can play CF if you need me to.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

having your own fridge in general is a great thing.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

“I feel like I can roll out of bed on Christmas morning and play an adequate right field,” said Berkman

That’d be an odd Christmas, Lance.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Must be having Christmas in Hawaii.

That’s the only place I’d think you could be playing baseball at that time of year.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, if lohse can dominate 2011

then puma can go all jim edmonds on the outfield
just you wait

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Edmonds had to retire.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn it fritz

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Edmonds was older.

So we should be able to get a couple of good years out of Berkman….right?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Mar 18, 2011 5:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

so what's that talk about selling the blues?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 2:00 AM EDT reply actions  

nothing that will actually effect anything. But it sure does make for boring articles and sports radio segments! Yay!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

says the guy who enjoys soccer

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 18, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

baseball skillset aside, doesn’t lil carp look like someone who should be playing soccer?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Mar 18, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goalie maybe.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 18, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will take a live sporting event over reading about change in ownership stakes of a franchise that won't be allowed to move anywhere anyday.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of fang are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Mar 18, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

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