Adam's Ouchie Overflow/VEB Night Thread
Today we here at VEB got some of the worst news possible
No, Albert isn't leaving for bean town or the windy city. No Colby hasn't been traded for the ghosts of aaron miles & rex hudler. No Aranathor hasn't been outed as a 35yr old mother of 4 living in St Chuck who's just bored & playing with our emotions. Sadly the news we got today about Adam needing TJ is probably worse than any of those. (not the Aranathor one of course, luv u buuuddyyy! ;-))
Anyway, I think I've stalled enough. Since we were told not to sully RB's main thread & there are almost 2000 comments in Az's thread, I made this one to continue the conservation. Or talk about whatever. Either way, today sucked. Here's hoping tomorrow doesn't.
PS, the reds suck
249 comments
|
1 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Boobs
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
by mysterui on Feb 23, 2011 10:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
finally
a topic that can unite fans of all teams
Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
I prefer bewbs.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeahhhhhh
/not really
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Yikes
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Ohio should have a labor board. Start there.
You’ll spend more on a lawyer than what your owed.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
BRAINTWIN
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
what is it about how you act like a lawyer but arent one
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
My best friend is a lawyer.
I roomied with him while he went to law school at WASHU. I should have been handed a degree just for living with two law students for three years. Also, a new liver.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
thats really impressive still, though, because i didnt know this stuff as a law student.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
dude your case is cut and dry. if they owe you money, here is what you do:
send them a letter. say that they owe you a certain amount of money. say that if they do not send you the money within X number of days you will instigate legal action. if they don’t respond, call the department of labor (state or federal) – they will help you.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
thanks, i was going down there tomorrow or friday to raise hell if i wasn't paid
i don’t want to see the assclown who fired me which is why i haven’t gone down already. i don’t trust myself not to kick his ass
Balls
I'm a big fan of conservation.
WTF is up with the bold?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
My parents were subscribers to modern woodmen and the Illinois conservationist magazine
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Also, FANSHOT!!!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yeah this is really throwing off ph's linkspam
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
it's not linkspam, damnit!
I write things! (not a lot, but still)
Now think about your Dad.
by purple_haze on Feb 23, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
you could click and find out
Now think about your Dad.
by purple_haze on Feb 23, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
boooooooooooooooooog
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Spring Training! Blue skies! Palm trees!




Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
You're a beautiful person.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Feb 23, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
it's all his fault
Waino wasn’t hurt before The Continental went to ST
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
i'll forgive you if you find the right version of that cap
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
call the gift shop at roger dean
describe the hat. Ask for the mfg and any model number or anything else on the hat. Google around, call company if necessary.
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
good idea
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
He broke Waino!
That Bastard!
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Feb 23, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I can get on this boat. We need someone to blame.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
that IS random haha
"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
by stlcardsfan4 on Feb 23, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
i still want that fucking cap
that backwards cap guy is wearing
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
i've been looking for that hat for going on two years now
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
same here. bastard
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
deal
as long as i dont catch the gingervitis
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
You apparently weren't raised Catholic.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Feb 23, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
nevermind, I'm an idiot.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it would have been almost worth going back to church to get that cap
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
They had it in light blue at Roger Dean
but it looked kinda girlie in that color so I didn’t get it.
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
i'd almost go to florida to get it, if it was the same one as in that picture
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'm almost sure it's from the "Hall of Famer" Franchise cap line by Twins '47 if that helps any...
We had them at my friend’s sporting goods store that I worked in for a bit (I was in charge of ordering his MLB line of hats) but that was a couple years ago. I haven’t seen that particular logo on one in a while. I actually had one, but my ex apparently disposed of it, along with three or four others and an authentic customized home jersey) in one of her fits of pettiness.
by RollBirdsRoll on Feb 23, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
That's the current one, yes.
I’ll get my friend to look in the twins catalog tomorrow and see if it’s available.
by RollBirdsRoll on Feb 23, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
My guess is if it was a twins, it's discontinued. Lids carries pretty much everything in the T47 catalog
including a couple of exclusives IIRC.
by RollBirdsRoll on Feb 23, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
they have that one at Busch
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
i have a couple versions of that hat
they aren’t in good shape. Well. . . they are in Steve Kline game shape. Depends on how you like it.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
looking through old photos
it appears I do not have the pitching one, but several of the hitting
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
and I lied
I have a pic of one on my head from 2007. Looks a little worn. Probably bought it in 05 or 06. Working on figuring out how to share with you. Pic is on facebook.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
that's definitely the hat
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
If I make it to VEB day
I’ll wear it. I think it has since been designated as my softball hat though, which means it is even more brown and faded than it was back then. They had this hat in the team store either last year or the year before. I remember because I almost bought another one.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
If the hat is nearby, could you check who the maker is?
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
it's buried away somewhere
but I’m pretty sure its a Twins hat.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
or maybe Cooperstown collection
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
just checked.
no dice.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it seems I have the only one left
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
...we know where you live, right?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
well, don't shoot Evan Longoria.
he’s just a little confused.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
if evan longoria showed up
looking for his cardinals hat at my house, I’d gladly give it to him
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
that sounds like a poll
what if he’s not going to stick around or autograph anything, just take your hat.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 24, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
I was thinking that meant he was looking for his game hat
which would mean he plays for us now and I wouldn’t care about a hat if we had Evan Longoria playing 3rd every day
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
well yeah, that would be a no-brainer
especially with that contract
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 24, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
isnt that the pitching one?
i found the sluggerbird one at the ballpark last season
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
it is the pitching one
I also have a couple of the hitting ones. I’m saying I think they made the pitching one at some point in the last 2 years because I remember seeing it in the team store.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
i better call the team store
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
i think i've found every alternate logo hat for the last 100 years, except that one
even have a 1903 one…gah!
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it was a '47, yes.
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Mitchell and Ness
makes shirts and hoodies with that logo, but not hats.
/unhelpful post is unhelpful
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
That's an American Needle, and it's even uglier in person.
by RollBirdsRoll on Feb 23, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
The local Hibbett's Sports has them on clearance for 9.95 if you'd like one.
by RollBirdsRoll on Feb 23, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Sporting goods chain, mostly in the south...
and I didn’t figure you’d wear that abomination if they sent it to you for free. LOL
by RollBirdsRoll on Feb 23, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
How bout this one

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
looks like a golfing cap for Franky
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
this
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I would (except I'm not an argyle guy)
if I ever go golfing again
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 24, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
2002 was last time for me I think
only like twice or 3 times before that. I think it’s pretty fun, but too expensive. I need to do kickball or softball this year, miss playing some kind of sport (was in bowling league for a while but I want something to get me outside more often)
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 24, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
i use to play golf a lot, like every weekend from 99-01
i need to be more active in the warmer weather, i’m hoping where ever i am i can get back into pick p bball games, softball or something
Balls
+1
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Or this one

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff
I need a more covert hat
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Ski mask?
I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff
no.
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
- picks self off the floor *
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
weird formatting
sbn doesn’t like the asterisks as action meme
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
that's pretty cool
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
FOR ME TO POOP ON
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
...dusty?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
got sidetracked
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=triumph+the+insult+comic+dog&aq=0
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 24, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
i have decided to give up because my urge to kill is to close to the threshold with every failed search.
and the mesh one is no longer sold
gah!
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
I found mine
It is a Twins Cooperstown Collection.
Shape is not good. As I speculated above, I have been using it as my softball hat.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
ffffff
nevermind, this is the stupid hitting one. The search continues for the pitching hat.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I think I'm going to order
this,and designate it the 2011 hat.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
With the way the season has started
I’m going to make this the 2011 “hat”
I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff
I like that it's fitted.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
an old friend (cubs fan) on facebook was starting a convo about how everyone is talking about Albert to the Cubs
I was like, do you think that anyone is going to pay Pujols $300 million? and that Cards fans get to enjoy a season of Albert in a contract year, and that the Cubs are far from guaranteed to sign him in the offseason. he didn’t really have much to say
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions
It's really funny they way they grasp at any straw they can get.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Feb 23, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
exactly
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
One point...
Aaron Miles and Rex Hudler are not dead yet.
My sources are bigger than your sources.
Twitter
b level action movie
let’s get that under production
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
ASAP
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
RR, 10-and-5 and Buehrle
10 yrs in the majors, the last five with the same team earns you rights to veto any trade they try to involve him in
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....
I think he was
more curious why he used the phrase “so-called”…Quite sure he understands 10-5 rights
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
right. It's like the writer has an issue with ten & 5 or something.
It’s not the proper context. Correct usage would be along the lines of; Aaron Miles is a so-called Major Leaguer.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i repled to the last thread but I'll say it again here
There may be an official name for the clause that the author of the article is aware of…or something of that nature
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
AND HE'S A BAD OUTFIELDER!
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
also
I could not care less what he thinks
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
assuming he thinks
awfully gracious…
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
well perhaps he was just making grunting sounds and people misinterpreted it
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
by the way, we seem to be cursed
http://twitter.com/SSTREAK/status/40609201847795712
cue the picture.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
meme picture?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
what happened to freese??
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
The guy just doesn't know when it's a bad time to drink, lift some weights, and then make a late night run to Sonic Drive-in
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
ha ha ha
f’in Jacobs
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 23, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
who is this Kevin Millwood guy people were talking about?
another Westbrook?
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions
a borasite.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
not sure if serious?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah I actually do not know who he is
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Millwood kinda sounded like Westbrook a little
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
you remember andy benes?
Imagine if he came out of retirement
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
wow
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
At this point,
closer to bad andy.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Feb 23, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Like if you eliminated his recent good season with the Rangers
his 3 most recent seasons are worse than Benes’ career worst season
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
wat
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Millwood and Westbrook
both sound kinda like suburban street names. I think I’ve actually made this comment on VEB before, though… I recycle material a lot here.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
they both have a general location, then something in nature
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 24, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to Viva El Birdos.
Also- What?
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not Bringing Penny back
unless I am mistaken.
by #74forthewin on Feb 23, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Where would we have put him?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
I don't know
But I would like him back. Thanks world. (I know it’s not that simple.)
by #74forthewin on Feb 23, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
My gut says that the team
was not happy how he (so-called) rehabbed himself after his injury. I personally got the feeling that he quit.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
+1
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Thinking in the present and not thinking logically is more fun
Mmk
by #74forthewin on Feb 23, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
not thinking logically
is only welcomed on VEB if it is witty, amusing, or has some kind of photoshop component. sorry.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
wait, not bringing him back?
I’m sure we would have signed him for a base of a million or something with incentives. But he signed for 3/up to 6, plus we really didn’t have a need for him at the time. You can always look back now and say we should’ve signed him for 3, but that doesn’t mean it was stupid at the time we didn’t. How was the team supposed to know Waino would go down like this?
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
Penny is not what you or I would call "an athlete"
more like an average dude who lucked into occasionally being able to throw a ball very fast and now gets to fuck models because of it.
Now think about your Dad.
by purple_haze on Feb 23, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
just the one model, now.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
This has been me all day long

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff
You should get that checked.
Doesn’t look good at all.
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 23, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, whats a song I should sample?
the last person I asked suggested a Minor Threat tune, but it doesn’t sound so good as a sample.
Now think about your Dad.
sample anything
I’ve made songs out of just samples from a weird homemade guitar (cardboard tube with springs) or a pvc tube, or make samples out of real instruments, done that also. that way you can make a tune. also I have a lot of edited samples compiled from my home studio
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
anyways
you can make a song out of any edited chunks of audio
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I know another musician here (protman) that has a website that he puts out a sample and then you have to make a whole song out of it
iron chef of music it’s called
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea what you're doing with it,
but how’s about the bass at the beginning of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKN7BjYYW2o
"I used to keep a box of Milky Ways in my fridge at home. I'd eat one after each loss, for cold comfort. If we won I'd have a glass of sparkling wine and a single Mike & Ike -- which in retrospect I guess might have helped pack the pounds on, too."
sample a melvins album from their Atlantic Records years
lots of interesting sounds on there
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
"your arse my place" by elastica
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Feb 24, 2011 1:47 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pancake Mountain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=090orHbfUp4
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 23, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
HEY GUYS LET'S TALK ABOUT MORE THINGS THAT RUI CAN'T RELATE TO
SO HOW ABOUT BEING WHITE? THAT’S GOTTA BE PRETTY COOL HUH?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
we're talking about hats
do you not… have a head?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 24, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
his head is too big for those caps
your head will swell after working for the 6th best org. in baseball
Skip Schumaker fields like a goat wearing capes
by mattyfrommo on Feb 24, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
I don't wear hats
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
ohhh you have Bochy-head?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 24, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
his tiny asian head will not fit in a hat
thanks for insulting him
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I didn't want to speculate about the size of his head.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 24, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
LET ME BE CLEAR THAT I HAVE A NORMAL SHAPED AND SIZED HEAD
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
I'm a mutt
the GOB just took a dump on Cardinal Nation
turn it up to '11
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 24, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
apparently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY
Now think about your Dad.
by purple_haze on Feb 24, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
You're not white
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Oh. That was your point.
Welp
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
wat
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
did you watch it?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Watch what
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
ph's link.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Oh. Some of it.
Too busy editing
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Worst words in the English language:
“Hey! Will you help edit my paper?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
help me move?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Good one; hasn't happened to me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Never own a truck then.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
anyone been to spring training
know if there’s a shuttle service running from PBI to jupiter?
Sometimes I’m naked and thank god, sometimes you’re naked. Well, hellooooo…
twatter
by prophetjohn on Feb 23, 2011 11:26 PM CST reply actions
a la mo-x
Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
twatter
crap, i screwed that up
Sometimes I'm naked and thank god, sometimes you're naked. Well, hellooooo...
twatter
by prophetjohn on Feb 24, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
I drove in, so I don't really know,
but I didn’t see any shuttles arriving and dropping people off. Then again, I was there way early in ST.
Boog woulda.
by The Continental on Feb 24, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
this still really f'ing sucks
i feel like my best friend just up & left me, but before he did he kicked me in the birds nest. at least the WWL’s coverage is getting better.
you know, i’ve always liked Kevin Millwood & thought he’d look great with the BOB’s. i don’t know anything about his recent production, i think he pitched in BMore last year right? but if he’s half as good as he used to be in the ATL & has anything left in the tank MO has to call his agent right?
Balls

by 


























