well, i used to be disgusted
but now i try to be amused
since his hamstring got busted
you know the angels wanna pay my pujols
but when he told me about their side of the bargain
that's when i knew that he could not refuse
and i don't care if he's older
now the angels wanna pay my pujols
oh-oh, i was watchin' you a-bargainin' away
my heart got broken in the snappin' and the play
how come everybody wants to pay you so much cash
plus lozano strikes me as an ass . . .
oh, i know that he's disgusted (oh why's that)
because he's feeling underpaid (oh that's too bad)
he gets tired of fuss (oh i'm so sad)
but still makes less than holliday
how can you say that he's too old
now the angels gonna pay my pujols
i said, "i can't take it, here's two-twenty-five"
he said "drop dead" and left with some other guy
that's what you get when you chase a hall of famer
guess i'll see who hasn't made it yet through waivers
oh, i used to be disgusted
but now i try to be amused
since his hamstring got busted
you know the angels wanna pay my pujols
but when he told me about their side of the bargain
that's when i knew that he could not refuse
and i don't care if he's older
now the angels wanna pay my pujols
pujols! the angels wanna pay my pujols!
pujols! the angels wanna pay my pujols!
pujols! the angels wanna pay my pujols!
Elvis Costello - Red Shoes (Live TOTP 1977) (via korkhammaregon)