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tip o the hat, wag o the finger.


browsing through my posts from the last year, i have to say, i don't find too much that makes me shudder in retrospect. although, i suspect there's a lot more luck than wisdom in that.

ok, this one turned out both crass and inaccurate:

DAN UGGLA TRADED TO ATLANTA FOR A PILE OF POOP STOP

uggla's trade for omar infante and mike dunn turned out to be prescient. after turning down a generous offer from the marlins on an extension, uggla got the trade he was looking for. turns out that infante was worth 2.7 wins for the marlins and uggla outdid his marlins offer, netting a 5y/$62m contract from atlanta, putting up . . . 2.5 wins.

oh well, if cheap scatological humor is wrong, i don't want to be right.

speaking of cheap shots, derek jeter was not smoking crack, but the yankees were. jeter got $51m over 3y and put up his worst season in forever, at 2.3 wins.

ok, i'm proud of this one, even if it was not that difficult to criticize: the comparison of bronson arroyo and jeff suppan turned out to be dead on, or rather, arroyo ended up being much worse than suppan did as he aged. the reds issued him a 3y/$35m contract last year, and he rewarded them with an epically bad season, posting a 5.71 FIP (although a fairly typical-for-him 4.54 xFIP, which is better but not actually good), ending up 1.3 wins BELOW replacement.

my projections for the cardinals 2011 bench were not terrible, but i am terribly fond of the following sentence in retrospect:

craig is in line for a real breakout year. my gut says that we will look back on his 2011 performance as a triumph.

of course, i remember miguel batista joining the cardinals, but did anyone remember ian snell? yeah, he was on the team once. both looked kind of like crap in january 2010. both looked like crap later in the season, but only one of them threw way too many innings for the big club.

Star-divide

the vernon wells trade looked like an unadulterated disaster when it happened, although nobody quite knew that mike napoli was due to explode. i bet the blue jays wish they'd held onto him. nick punto was a "very solid acquisition" at the time of his signing.

i was way off on the benchmarks for the pujols negotiations, if the reports are to be believed. calling a healthy jim edmonds an upgrade on jon jay was probably not my best offseason comment, even if we never saw a healthy edmonds.

my "no exit" spoof has not aged well, but reading it does remind me that jeff gordon ACTUALLY WROTE an article suggesting that the royals could be players for albert. somehow, that man has a job writing about sports.

in spring training, i was more bullish on bryan augenstein than circumstances warranted, but otherwise, i stand by my thoughts. i pimped for tony cruz early on, felt briefly vindicated when he was promoted, then less so when he stagnated later in the season. the cruz-anderson discussion will be interesting going into spring training.

do you remember when we demoted mitch boggs and kept ryan franklin and miguel batista on the team? good times. in retrospect, i spent an awful lot of time talking about how terrible both of them and ryan theriot were. i don't regret that.

i proudly declared the cardinals' GIDP streak unsustainable in june. hahahahahaha.

how long can a bad-glove second baseman hit so badly without getting released or pushed to a reserve role? unfortunately, i think we may find out.

sadly, june-me, the answer is THE WHOLE SEASON. it's true -- even in september, skip schumaker had almost twice as many PAs as any of the other three players who saw time at second base.

somehow, the pirates were in or near first place for a really long time.

as the season wore down, i did post several despairing threads (although not altogether hopeless - well, maybe a little) indicating my lack of faith in the team's ability to come through. for that i have repented.

and you all know how the season ended up. altogether, it was a great year for the cardinals. and i said less dumb shit than i thought i might have. so, hooray!

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if you keep taking his money

he might do a matheny, lose his house, move in with his in-laws, resulting in… writing about baseball from his mother’s (in-law) basement.

poetic

by BVHeck on Dec 3, 2011 4:36 AM EST up reply actions  

strauss is #freemoney

for his bookie

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 3, 2011 4:38 AM EST up reply actions  

some old man donated me a lot of chips

and strauss commented “that’s free money.”

i almost burst out laughing.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

excellent

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 7:41 AM EST up reply actions  

this

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Which Tourney?

I play Monday’s at Lumiere Casino. You live in STL I assume.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 3, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

there's a new series at harrah's called the gateway poker classic

similar to the circuit events held in april although if the first event is any indication it’ll be much smaller.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard about it

But couldn’t find any info on Harrah’s site

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 3, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.harrahsstlouis.com/images/non_image_assets/GPC2.pdf

come up and play (assuming you’re in stl)!!!! we need all the entrants we can get for this thing.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i didn't know they had porn in pdf form

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sexting transcripts.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

its just the schedule of events

here’s a thread on the subject (although its a poker site so i guess your work may block that too)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/65/mttc-live/st-louis-gateway-poker-classic-dec-1st-11th-lots-plo-plo8-1109368/

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

none of the tourneys are re-entry

but there’s 3 every day ranging from nightly $125 buyins to an $1100 Main Event on saturday…

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I won 4 tourneys in the last 2 months

I have been playing really good lately but not don’t think I could risk so much of my roll on the $1100 main event.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 3, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

What are their structures like?

Might be able to make Thurs night or Friday.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 3, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

the nightlys are pretty quick….3k starting with 25/50 blinds to start with 30 min levels. so obv very fast…

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what this means.

Was Strauss defeated?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 3, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

it means he took all of Strauss' chips and sent his ass packing

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you're so cute

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 3, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

there is a god

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're entitled to brag, actually

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You deserve a happy flight riding a flying unicorn of grandeur

But all I have is a nice “that’s so awesome!”

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Dec 3, 2011 4:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

such a beautiful turn of phrase

“You deserve a happy flight riding a flying unicorn of grandeur”

My sister is getting married to an army officer in Feb- I might have to work that into a toast, somehow.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

read the thread asshat

nice job! are you phil night on the twitters?

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i was such a small deal anyway

mostly just a 20 year old me drunk and being emo late night….

and yeah i think you’re thinking of me on twitter. its @pnigh89…i still follow you! love the random bacon twit pics

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Dec 3, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember you

you’re edgy.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I recognize the avatar at least.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

you're always tweeting about poker & i never have any idea what you're talking about

haha

i haven’t tweeted bacon pics in a long time. i’m really slacking

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just glad we somecow survived....

Snell, Batista, AND Corey Effin’ Patterson…
:=8.

2011 World Series Champions!
And that is NERTLERB!!!!!!!!!!
:=8D

by The MooCow on Dec 3, 2011 8:23 AM EST reply actions  

In 2006 Larry Bigby was the key to our season, this year we had more keys

Also don’t forget Franklin, Theriot, and Schumacker. How in the flying fuck did we just win a WS?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i want to know more about how you repented

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 8:32 AM EST reply actions  

somewhere between self-fellation and self-flagelation

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Please kids, don't google either of these terms.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

mostly it involved standing on street corners during rush

Hour wearing a cards cap, and yelling WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! At passing traffic.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 2:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

enough with the Theriot bashing

the man is a world champion. the man defines “gritty” and “scrappy.” you can’t measure his worth by crunching numbers. it is what it is.

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Dec 3, 2011 8:39 AM EST reply actions  

all things considered

he’s still a terrible shortstop.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

wait, is that what he was trying to do?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not quite sure

Every time I close my eyes images of him rolling the ball to second come creeping in. I’m convinced he was just compiling film for his eventual move into the PBA.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

The Rolling Cajun?

Or, in his case, The Rolling Coonass.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That will be my epic mid-season SS moment I remember from this WS run

It’s not actually positive like seat cushion day in ‘06 but I can look back and laugh now, and I’ll laugh A LOT!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

o..O

Oh……you were being facetious…….sorry that I missed it before.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, that is what it is.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 3, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

you should have done a fanpost.

great stuff though.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I figured it fit very well here.

I wrote this up a while ago for a Facebook post on my baseball bloggish type thing there and I forgot how long it was, too.

by stlfan on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

With the good response, here's the pitchers, too

Pitchers are a lot harder since I only looked at the 12 pitchers I figured to be on the opening day roster and never figure in injuries. I’ll get this out of the way, too – I put Ian Snell on the list, yes he was a spring training signing that I thought would make it, Batista did instead. Thus, this could be quite short.

The slash line numbers will mean: WHIP / (H/9) / (HR/9) / (BB/9) / (K/9) / K:BB / ERA

Chris Carpenter
FCB – 233 IP (6.66/start), 1.185/8.4/0.7/2.3/7.0/3.08/3.05
MLB – 237.1 IP (6.98/start), 1.256/9.2/0.6/2.1/7.2/3.47/3.45

Carp had a hell of a season and was better in the playoffs. Wow. His numbers were, for the most part, better than I predicted. His ERA was a little up because of our shaky defense for 1/2 the season, and his raised H/9 totals from what I had expected. His IP (per start, and total) were up, his Ks were up, and his walks even lower than predicted.

Jake Westbrook
FCB – 215 IP (6.32/start), 1.279/8.6/0.7/2.9/6.2/2.13/3.73
MLB – 183.1 IP (5.56/start), 1.533/10.2/3.6/5.1/1.424.66

I will play the blame game here: Waino had just gone down, so I was hoping against hope that Westy would pick up the slack. I picked the wrong overpriced veteran. Lohse picked it up instead. Now, without the blame game – I couldn’t have been more wrong. U-G-L-Y is how you spell 2011 for Jake Westbrook. The best thing I can say is that he was reliable in terms of starting every game he was asked to start, making the second most for the club in the regular season. As far as I heard, he did not pitch a fit about being left out of most of the post-season either. Good for him. That being said, I hope we see him in a different uniform this year, getting a little value back (for he and Schumaker together?), and re-sign Jackson instead.

Kyle Lohse

FCB – 176 IP (5.5/start), 1.392/10.0/0.9/2.6/5.5/2.16/4.50
MLB – 188.1 IP (6.28/start), 1.168/8.5/0.8/2.0/5.3/2.64/3.39

Speaking of Lohse, can I seriously just flip flop my predictions for those two? OMG. I woulda been pretty damn close on both, instead I was way off. I’ll call it a push. :)

Jaime Garcia

FCB – 198 IP (6/start), 1.348/8.5/0.7/3.7/7.3/1.98/3.23
MLB – 194.2 IP (6.08/start), 1.320/9.6/0.7/2.3/7.2/3.12/3.56

I’ll call this one pretty much nailing it. I would have been way off (in a good way) if we just looked at pre-contract Jaime Garcia. However, his letting off the pedal (whether intentional or not) after signing his deal pretty much evened me up on this one.

Kyle McClellan

FCB – 140 IP (5/start), 1.271/8.5/0.8/3.0/7.1/2.39/3.60
MLB – 141.2 IP, 1.313/9.1/1.3/2.7/4.8/1.77/4.19

I was not very far off most of those. As a starter, McClellan went about 6.16 IP/start. I was quite a bit low, there. However, without the strikeouts that I predicted, his pitch count stayed low enough to do that. I had 28 starts predicted, McClellan only went 17 before they traded for Jackson – and McClellan got dead arm.

Trever Miller

FCB – 40 IP, 1.025/6.8/0.7/2.5/7.4/3.00/2.48
MLB – 15.2 IP, 1.851/10.9/0.6/5.7/5.2/0.90/4.02

Yuck, continued next…

Brian Tallet

FCB – 75.0 IP, 1.387/8.5/1.0/4.0/7.0/1.76/3.24
MLB – 13.0 IP, 1.923/13.8/2.8/3.5/6.2/1.80/8.31

Yuck, continued next…

Ryan Franklin – closer

FCB – 71 IP, 1.113/8.0/0.8/2.0/6.0/2.94/3.04
MLB – 27.2 IP, 1.843/14.3/2.9/2.3/5.5/2.43/8.46

I did not realize that the wheels would fall off of Franklin and that the engine would flat out combust after that.

Jason Motte – (real closer – come playoff time)

FCB – 65 IP, 1.062/6.8/1.0/2.8/9.8/3.55/2.49
MLB – 68 IP, 0.956/6.5/0.3/2.1/8.3/3.94/2.25

I was damn close here. He walked fewer than I thought (and gave up slightly fewer hits), which led to a better WHIP. It also led to a better K:BB, even though he struck out less than I thought. The best part might have been the HR rate cut WAY lower than I had predicted. He simply dominated and kept the ball down.

Fernando Salas (most often closer)

FCB – 55 IP, 1.218/8.0/1.1/2.9/9.5/3.22/3.44
MLB – 75 IP, 0.947/6.0/0.8/2.5/9.0/3.57/2.28

Salas was even more dominant that my somewhat bullish predictions for the (basically) rookie. Those numbers are fairly ridiculous, no matter which line you look at. I love it. I hope he is a reliever here for quite a while. I don’t think he’ll be the dominant closer that he was for much of this year, but a 6th/7th inning guy is a good spot for him. I especially like him as a fireman in 2-3 run games.

Mitchell Boggs

FCB – 85 IP, 1.200/7.5/0.8/3.3/7.0/2.13/3.49
MLB – 60.2 IP, 1.368/9.2/0.6/3.1/7.1/2.29/3.56

I had Mitchell being the prime 6th/7th inning guy. He was really jerked around on a chain this year – partially due to huge seasons from several other relievers. Other than that, my numbers were close. I did not anticipate that many hits given up.

PITCHING

As a whole, I had the 2011 Cardinals having this pitching line:
1,444 IP, 1.272 WHIP, 8.5 H/9, 0.8 HR/9, 2.9 BB/9, 7.0 K/9, 2.36 K:BB, 3.52 ERA

As a whole, the 2011 Cardinals actually had this line:
1,462 IP, 1.306 WHIP, 9.0 H/9, 0.8 HR/9, 2.8 BB/9, 6.8 K/9, 2.45 K:BB, 3.79 ERA

I think that if the Cardinals’ defense was what it normally was, the H/9 drops enough to keep the WHIP and ERA right even with what I predicted – then I would have been RIGHT ON, as a whole. The thing that surprises me the most is that I was HIGH on K/9, even with the players I used compared to the players currently on the squad. Interesting.

by stlfan on Dec 3, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Cool stuff

It’s crazy how bullish you were on the team total offense projection, since the team still had the best offense in the NL.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

If the Cards did hit like that as a whole they'd be on par with the Red Sox and Rangers in 2011 for team hitting stats

The thing is, those are AL teams playing in hitters’ parks, while we had neither of those advantages.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

That was one interesting thing about the WS.

They really did beat the shit out of the ball against us, or at least it seemed like it, but their run scoring was really depressed in Busch….outside of Game 6. Was that because of our bullpen or because they weren’t in that fucking run-factory in Arlington?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Kinsler running against Yadier Molina.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

because every one of TEF comments are green

I have no idea it’s for seriously or not.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

most of them

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

a significant portino of TEF's commetns are green

And none of them make sense to me.

I think it’s a conspiracy.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Pujols' horse is called Man of WAR.

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

TEFDGAFAPH.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dude's just got the magic touch

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, too many people all up on his junk over a few funny posts

and now they feel like they have to rec all of his posts.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 4, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

What I got wrong and right

Wrong: I defended the Vernon Wells trade. I thought Ryan Theriot would be adequate. I thought Colby would bust out, not bust and be tossed out.
Right: I was super high on Berk when we signed him. I thought Carp would rebound after his rough start (I guess that’s not much of a prediction, as his peripherals were never bad). And I didn’t give up on the team! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Dec 3, 2011 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

I was most wrong about Berk.

I thought they’d be fortunate to have him healthy for 2/3 of the season and put up a .820-.850ish OPS. Happy to be wrong about that.

Oh, and I totally, completely, and without reservation gave up on the team. So there’s that.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think anybody thought Berkman was going to have a career year

and I sure as hell did give up on the team for about 10 days at the end of August.

At some point I distinctly remember saying, well, if they can take 3 out of 4 in Philly, there’s a chance…..

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you defended the Vernon Wells trade?

What the hell??

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

sort of, on my first or second day on here.

I basically said that is’ too much money, but Napoli isn’t a loss since he can’t catch and Conger is a pretty good prospect, and that Wells>Rivera, so if Moreno is willing to vastly overpay for a couple years, that’s ok, especially since they have so little money tied up from 2013 on. In retrospect, what the hell?

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Dec 3, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I definitely thought Theriot was going to hit better than he did

and as it turned out, he was putting up a decent enough OBP in the early going.

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe nexdef'd, but Lunhow is interviewing with the Astros

Goold.

Meanwhile, Jeff Luhnow, the Cardinals’ executive who has overseen the reworked and replenished minor-league system, interviewed with the Houston Astros for their vacant general manager position on Thursday.

Luhnow came to the Cardinals in 2003 to help the team organize and implement analytics. He eventually ascended into a role that oversaw amateur scouting and the draft and player development.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Dec 3, 2011 10:13 AM EST reply actions  

That really bothers me.

but maybe he’s imparted enough knowledge to keep us from going backwards if he leaves.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Why does it bother you?

It is only a matter of time before Luhnow leaves. He is blocked from promotion within the Cardinals organization by Mozeliak.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 3, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

mostly because the farm system was such a mess

just hate the idea of going backwards.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmmmmm

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 3, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

If it happens, I'd actually have a far greater shot with Houston, I would think

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 3, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

lolololololol

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

shit

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a bummer

can’t hold the guy back, though. He probably deserves a GM gig.

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

fire mo

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

How does Lunhow look in a scarf?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

dashing of course

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

but does he tote water bottles on top of his suitcase?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 3, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wrong about Westy being a decent signing.

And I was wrong to despair in early August.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 10:14 AM EST reply actions  

althoughy westy did win Game 6 of the WS

a must-win, i will remind you

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Dec 3, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

You guys just won't let me forget that.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I love this photo

“Mr. Ryan, did Molina seriously just thrown out Kinsler???”

“YA SRSLY”

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

it kind of pissed me off that they kept harping on Nolan Ryan being such a cool owner as to sit in the stands

with the people.

meanwhile, DeWitt and his family is down there next to the dugout.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

OTOH, the DeWitts were probably happy

to not have their every expression scrutinized on national television.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

no embarrassing hotdog shots, no.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

if I were an owner I’d probably never leave the suite during games for that exact reason.

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't let you.

And in that reality, I’m commish. Dealwithit.gif

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

deal with this commish

and have a merry f’ing Christmas jerk

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I could totally deal with that

with like some scrabbled eggs and OJ. And an ash tray.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

memesplanation plz.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Gah! Duh.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, they're actually pretty funny looking now that you mention it.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm fancy.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Is there any other way to take ash trays?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

As long as it comes with a monocle, so I can see what I'm doing.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, not having it makes it hard to see how stinking rich I am.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 2:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure it was just because he's Nolan Ryan

if say, Bob Gibson or Ozzie Smith owned the Cardinals, they probably would have gotten just as much face time. DeWallet isnt exactly a household name around the country

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

nooo, they specifically said it was unusual for an owner

like he was hip or something

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

who is they?

The Russians?!?!?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

they were surely unamerican

so possibly

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

there were a lot to choose from of this

This is from http://elliotslenkcartoons.blogspot.com/

There were also a few fan signs from both sides

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Give that man one more out in Game 6 or Preparation H

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 3, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know that I got anything right

I tend to go with the herd during this projection exercises. I expected Berkman to have a very good bounce-back year and be a 3-4 WAR guy, not have an offensive season on par with his peak. I expected (but maybe just hoped) Colby would be a really good hitter again, though I don’t know how I expected him to overcome the BABIP question. I had hopes for adequacy from Theriot, but I like to think I tempered those hopes fairly well. I was an Augenstein booster, and not just for the awesome nickname/meme potential.

One thing I was absolutely correct about was in the Augenstein thread tom s. links to above: that picture Fritz posted does indeed resemble a younger version of Christopher Hitchens.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 10:38 AM EST reply actions  

Predictions

I thought the Berkman signing was inspired and it was.

I thought Pujols had started to decline in 2010 and would continue in 2011. Didn’t want to be right on that one, but looks like I was

I thought TLR would overmanage in the playoffs and I actually thought it was one one of the best managing jobs ever in the playoffs.

I thought the Brendan Ryan trade was much do about nothing, but we could have used him. I liked the Westy deal. I thought Lohse would have a big year. Wrong on both counts, but Lohse had his moments.

Carpenter vs Freese, I was in Carpenter’s camp. Even now, I’d sell high on Freese and go with Carpenter (sorry cg)

Loved the Rasmus deal — never thought Colby would continue to improve, feels like a JD Drew to me.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 3, 2011 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

Dear Rick Ankiel,

start pitching again. I miss your curveball. We need a lefty reliever. The team is talking about J.C. Romero. Please don’t let this happen. Let’s face it, at this point, you’ll never hit enough to be given “starter money” as a CF’er. We’ll give you a million bucks this season to work out of the pen. We promise to even let you get an occasional appearance in the OF and some pinch hitting opportunites. Wouldn’t it be fun? Within a year or 2 maybe someone (not the Cardinals) will give you a Matt Thornton-esque contract.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 3, 2011 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

In all seriousness,

if he did try to pitch again, I bet he’d be out with an injury before May 15.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Need to take out accident insurance on Fredbird and anyone sitting in the firt eight rows . . .

. . .between first and third base

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 3, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wrong about everything

I thought Theriot and Shu’ would be decent. I thought Berk was done. I thought Albert would be Albert. I thought Rasmus would be good. Most of all I thought the Cardinals playoff run was a tease.

The St. Louis Cardinals- 11 time World Champions!

by Zubin on Dec 3, 2011 11:53 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Zubin, I need you to make the following predictions for 2012:

1. The Cardinals will not repeat as WS champs.
2. Adam Wainwright won’t win Comeback Player of the Year
3. Albert Pujols will not be playing for the Cardinals
4. The Cardinals middle infield will suck just as bad as it always does.
5. David Freese will not play 140 games.
6. Allen Craig will not repeat his 2011 performance.
7. Jason Motte will fail as the closer
8. Shelby Miller will not make his major league debut
9. Lance Berkman cannot repeat his 2011 performance
10. Matt Holliday will continue to have weird injuries.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about number 8

I think Miller starts only if something goes really wrong.

> tebow

by cschepers on Dec 3, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

if he's rolling along in AAA

and theres an injury in the rotation (likely at some point), then why not? I don’t think it takes some crazy scenario to see him debut well before Sept. 1.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 3, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What goes "wrong" is that the rest of AAA goes on strike because he is too awesome

But then the Cardinals gracefully defuse the situation by promoting him to the big leagues after successfully trading Jake Westbrook for Yunel Escobar or something.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be an acceptable situation

I don’t want one of the starters to go down for a month in june, and they bring miller up for just a couple of starts. I mean, the org keeps indicating they aren’t going to needlessly rush Miller.. but since he almost certainly isn’t breaking camp with the cards, I’d rather they let him work on his stuff in the minors as long as they can this year, if at all possible. I want him to be in a position to stay (and succeed) at the big leagues when he gets there.

> tebow

by cschepers on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Then again we might want to bring him up as quickly as possible before he gets injured

A pitcher’s prime is much younger than a hitters, usually.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I see no real possibility that Miller comes up before the expected super-two cut off.

Starts can be given to Dickson or Cleto (or, GOBs forbid, McClellan, if he’s unfortunately still on the roster).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

uh, it was a tease.

they slipped up and won it

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

You prompted me to look up

Vernon Wells’ 2011 stats. Stunning. I would never have guessed a player could hit 25 HRs and still HURT his team’s offense. And what if it’s that contract that keeps Anaheim out of the Pujols sweepstakes? Wells could go down in history as the greatest liability ever.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Dec 3, 2011 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

he already was that

the funny part is how we were amazed he got unloaded in the first place

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I've still yet to hear ANY explanation of why Reagins did that.

Like not even a “BA is better than OBA” level of an argument. Nothing. Like AA made a deal with the devil or something. It’s beyond the normal realm of stupid; it’s just bizarre.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't stop thinking about how mind-bogglingly favorable that trade was for the Jays.

BS that AA didn’t win Exec of the Year. Jays should retire a number for him just for that trade.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, suck it, haters!

only me an chitown (and d-dee sarcastically) were brave enough to ride that boat

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I was definitely all in on Lohse

He didn’t do as well as I thought … thanks to a shit MIF for most of the season. I was also high on Westbrook and think he would have been fine if there were a couple guys standing behind him that could field grounders.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

there's a lot of nailing going on in this post.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

OH YEA!

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

koolaid man.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle Lohse: A retrospective

From 2008-2011, Lohse has put up 7.1fWAR, for a cost of $33.1MM – a rate of $4.66MM/WAR. According to fangraphs, he’s been “worth” $31.2MM over that same time (for an average of $4.4MM/WAR).

Lohse will be paid $12.2MM next year, making his total compensation $45.3MM over five years. If Lohse puts up a 2.6-2.9 WAR year in 2012 (certainly not impossible), he’ll have been “worth” essentially what the Cards paid him over his Cardinals career, according to a crude WAR/$ calculation.

(Obviously, this doesn’t say that the second contract he signed was a good one)

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 3, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So translate that into

2012 stats for me … i.e., what kind of traditional numbers would = 3.0 WAR or better?

by MdRedbirdFreak on Dec 3, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

3.0 WAR per year is a #3 starter.

200 innings with an ERA around 4.0.

Or it’s a #2 starter that throws less innings, something like 3.5 ERA 150 innings pitched.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of traditional numbers?

fWAR is based on FIP and innings (and replacement value, park, and run environment).

For Lohse next year (off the top of my head), he’d need about a 3.60-3.70 FIP over 200 innings to get 3WAR.

It’s pretty hard to accurately turn this into wins and ERA (if that’s what you mean by traditional stats) but here’s a guess:

32 starts, 197 innings, 15-7 record, ERA 3.85.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 3, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

if only Ron fucking Mahay hadn't hit him in the forearm....

that’s actually pretty amazing. Lohse putting up 2.5-3 WAR next year doesn’t seem like much of a stretch.

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

so, a mirror of albert's situation

he was a bargain, so if we overpay on the next one makes it all average out ok.

not a successful business strategy

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

FFS i need to stop eating

this low and slow cooking just makes me more hungry.
i may end up with less overall food than when i started cooking.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

We have a lot of cheap options at RH in the bullpen

What are the chances we trade one of them for a LOOGY. I could see a lot of teams want someone like Boggs.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 3, 2011 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

we could fix that with a trade . . . .

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 2:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Adams for McCutcheon!

Get it done, Mo!

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

McCutcheon would look so good in our lineup. I would give up Adams and Jay; and Boggs or McClellan; and Martinez or Jenkins

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 3, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kmac and Jenkins

not likely but preferable.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FAR too limited a return on Miller.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 3, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Adams & Pham maybe?

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So drunk right now

but because i’m on GMT its like middle of the afternoon in American-ville and your all (well all except from Fritz) like WTF man??

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

There seems to be Irish whiskey in my coffee.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 3, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a terrible thing to do to Irish whiskey

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

we'll have to agree to disagree

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

it all works out

you can have the whisky, i’ll take the coffee.

> tebow

by cschepers on Dec 3, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

entropy, bitches.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

got to hide it at work a bit.

And there are few things better than coffee, jamesons, and baileys.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 3, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

you're

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 3, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

because the first thing I think of about VEB is that we judge you on your alcohol intake.

(Wait, what?)

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yes

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in college

It’s not weird to be drunk now

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

i always pegged you as older

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

well, he's a 52-year-old senior

juuuuuuuust can’t seem to get those last two science credits…..

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Dec 3, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in college

it’s not weird to be drunk now

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate that i missed drunk arany

sorry mate, my nephew is here so i’ve been playing uncle

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

What I got right recently:

I ordered the ceramic World Champions stein from Fox store with score of every postseason game imprinted. Boss!

And Champions Club tickets for Opening Day +1 and +2!

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

Well Cardball guesses this is what college is all about...

Cardball’s birthday is tomorrow and Cardball’s whole floor found out. So now they think Cardball is going to drink 19 shots. Also Cardball’s parents are coming and taking Cardball out to lunch tomorrow at 11. This has the potential to be very bad. It’ll be entertaining at the very least.

by C@rdball on Dec 3, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

man

at 19 you shouldn’t be getting hungover. and thus it should all be good. And if you are hungover, then i’m sueing you for breach of copyright.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Cardball would agree.

Cardball’s just thinking ahead on this one. Either way, Cardball’s getting fucked up tonight. Cardball’s not sure on how bad, but with a crowd of people encouraging Cardball to drink, there’s little doubt that Cardball will drink copious amounts of alcohol.

by C@rdball on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What are you Casey Miller?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you quit posting in the third person?

It’s ignorant and a great way to set yourself up for a meme

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I took that into account, but if he does it drunk, he has desire or tendency to do it when not drunk

It’s all for the best if he see’s this tomorrow and makes a life change. I’m trying to help him :)

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's part of the bet.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 3, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You were correct sir!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's more...embarassingly weird to read.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The weirdest part to me anyway is that you're writing in third person present also.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, that I''m assuming he's really cardball

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

clank, you're a search champion.

origin
avoid if you hate spoilers.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

foiled again

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

well played

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 3, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hazel doesn't necessarily assume that.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You are creeping me out Hazel by reminding me of Night Gallery episodes

Are you a doll?

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm ashamed to say I puked after a 40 last night

Feeling good this morning though.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, I think it was the entire box of pizza and cinnisticks that did it

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

goddamnit stop judging me

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i will judge you

and judge you hard

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

all night long?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't realize Boone's came in 40s

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i had a nightmare last night

that vox media rehauled the entire SBN system. however, the only significant change to this site was that it only took one rec to turn the comment green. dream me was distraught.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 3, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

six

is a serious number

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

this

Before the six is a serious number commercials, it took five recs to make a comment go green.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

lookout landing is like 20 now or something

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yes and they all rec every comment

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm from the Northwest, and I approve this statement.

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

more serial killers are from the north west than any other part of the country

i also have an uncle & family in eastern washington & they are all kinds of weird

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

or maybe it's just easier to serial kill in the northwest

and the ones who aren’t caught aren’t dumb ?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

we used 5 as our benchmark, which was bumped

To 6 by danup, based on popular outcry in the wake of the “6 is a serious number” campaign, likely in 2009, before the ads were completely terrible.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 3:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

it's the fingas on one hand plus a thumba!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 3, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

...

thumba!

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

here we go now

six
is a serious number
here’s twenty five cent
a tiny coin to be spent
for some wonder
when the cards score six it’s true – hey you!
head to mobile on the run
i’ll be waitin on you

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 3, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

been asking that for a couple of years now

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

you're a masochist

do you really need a reason?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

not really, just curious is all

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

MY GOD

THAT IS SHOCKING

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't going to mention this because I was worried it'd be construed as bad-creepy

but a few nights ago I dreamt that IHeartBoog wasn’t really who she claimed to be, and instead was actually Adam Wainwright disguising as an Arizona she-lawyer.
It was pretty cool. Who knew Waino wrote limericks!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

best to not dwell on it

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Um.

How did you find this out?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really remember that part

I think he gave himself away, or DanUp figured it out.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

hypothetically.

wait, “she-lawyer”? not female attorney? not Harvey Birdman?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i was waiting for you!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

With typo because that's how I roll now

It’s supposed to be He-Madvocate, prince of Attorney-a. By the power of De Jure Skull.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I cringe.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, we can scratch that last part

I’m not a law student, there’s only so many terms I can come up with off the top of my head.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

kind of like this

so no ombudsman-at-arms?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Single Female Lawyer -- Fighting For Her Clients and Being Self-Reliant

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Crap, I thought of that, but I wasn't sure.

I’ll live with it though. Btw, it looked much smaller before I put it in VEB.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn. Another thing I thought right after posting.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

wow i sort of wish i was adam wainwright now.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think my dreambrain chose the least suspect user.

You have the right combination of femininity and timing of VEB postings. “busy job” and whatnot, too.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

CCDGAF about Adam Wainwright while fishing in Brazil with the loser of a shutout game 5 NLDS/his best friend/the loser of game 5 of the NLDS

Although he loves A.D.A.M. otherwise like an older brother

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

and DongGlove is with them!

its a Halladay Holliday down there

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

umm, no

same user name?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Holliday actually with them?

I figured she just mistook the name, still to do actually

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

so did I, since there was no mention of Halladay

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

hence my comment

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i usually just browse that site on my phone when I'm working and rarely read the comments

that being said, CCDNGAF about what eyedoc thinks about his tattoos

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Right I've never felt motivated to comment before, but I got the impression the gossip lady felt she had a scoop for the gossip mongers

and was so clueless about it I decided to comment, because none of the other posters had a clue that it wasn’t Holliday that Carp was fishing with. While I was there I answered the tat question about what they were.

Was eyedoc the one who felt Carp was disfiguring his body? … suppose so.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

"mutilating" his body

like Carp ever has to worry about showing his tats at a day job….evar! I, myself, will never get a tattoo, but I appreciate good body art when I see it.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

CCDGAF about day jobs or being embarrassed about body art!

Stupid eyedoc lady!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

wash

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

then use towels.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a dream my house was robbed

the window was smashed in, the house was dark on the inside, and my neighbors house was miles away and I could never reach it to call for help.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 3, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so, the SEC is investigating the Marlins

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

well, that's a bombshell. the SEC didn't give

A crap about Bernie Madoff, so this obviously means the Marlins are doing something worse than Madoff. That is what this means, right?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 3:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

to be honest

I have no idea. Safe to say that we don’t know the whole story yet. Makes me wonder what led up to this.

Sure seems like it’s supposed to be a shot across the bow of MLB (and by extension, all of pro sports) to play fair with public financing. I’m just scratching my head about why the Marlins, why now. Maybe they feel like the Marlins are an easy target in a way that other franchises wouldn’t be (Loria is not exactly widely admired, it’s a young franchise, some local politicians have already been recalled, basically everyone already suspects something shady happened, etc).

(PS: as for Madoff…..this post is already close enough to /nopolitics. The Madoff thing is just….ugh.)

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

the Cubs are the most obvious one

Passan’s article (I know, I know) said 25 of 30 MLB teams have new stadia since 1991.

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You are correct sir, but do you really think those Stag swilling fans even want a new stadium to replace that repugnant relic

There would probably be a mammoth outcry if they tried to even improve it like the BosSox have been doing with Fenway

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Old Style!

I will not have you besmirch the name of a perfectly cromulent cheap beer.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

On what fucking planet is Stag a perfectly cromulent beer?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Prohibitionia?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

As far as Stag goes,

I’ve had worse.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 3, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Among lousy American light lagers

it’s sorta not quite as bad.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd probably go with diet coke, in that scenario

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant Old Style

I think both suck so sorry … Old Milwaukee is a much better cheap beer!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Old English

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

same as, better than, or = to Schlitz Malt Liquor and Colt 45?

how’d you rate them?

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't had either

I can tell you that it’s better than Mickey’s though.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so disappointed by this beer conversation on VEB right now

I need a craft beer to cleanse my palette after reading this.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 3, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

well all beer is crap anyway

malt gets you the drunkest.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I feel like I don’t even know you now.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok I'll revise that

Some beers taste better than others obviously; however, i have not yet had a beer that I would call “good”. So, if I’m going to drink beer it’s going to be for the sole purpose of getting a buzz, although obviously I’d prefer a better tasting beer. Then again, I’d have the weigh that against cost and alcohol content.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

get off my lawn

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Where am wrong?

If you like the taste of beer, great for you. Other people don’t and are mystified as to why people care so much about good beer.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

There is not good beer and other beer

There is just beer

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that is the most untrue thing I've ever read.

Of course, since I know where you are from, I’m extremely disappointed.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

There is just beer after the first few

actually I would have thought you would appreciate it, since we know where each other comes from

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

just shittin ya

It’s not that after the first few they all taste the same, it’s getting thru the first few. I can’t stand light beers. And many craft beers are just yummy. And many macro-brews all taste the same.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't say all beer tastes the same

I said there there is just beer … and after the first few, whatever you started with, there is just beer. I can live with whatever they taste like regardless of brand or style. I do prefer certain brands or styles, but I like beer no matter the pedigree. Bad beer is better than no beer.

And by beer i mean alcohol.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I can agree with this

I would never turn down a beer in need.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, it just read to me that

you were saying beer is beer. I just don’t happen to agree. If somebody offers me a Natty Lite, I’m likely to refuse because I’d rather just drink water. I don’t drink very often anymore, but when I do I want it to taste like something.

I was just jerking your chain though.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

likewise

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 4, 2011 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I meant to ask you before

did you go to school with the Jahraus boys? You’d have to be around Kevin’s age anyway.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 4, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Younger than Kevin by probably about 4 yrs

Do know them though

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 4, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

heh, I didn't think that Kevin was that old.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 4, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's supposed to be an acquired taste argument.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

makes sense

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

you came into a conversation

where people discuss what beer they like and said that all beer sucks. then complained that it’s just personal preference

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I came into a conversation that was talking a out cheap beer

And named a cheap beer that I liked. Than Azru was all like “lol, these are all shitty beers. I’m gonna go drink a fancy microbrew to purge this from my mind”.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

and then you told him that what he likes sucks

and then complained that it’s all just personal preference when people disagreed with you

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

No, first I said "I'll revise that"

And explained my personal preference. Than beer me dropped the age card, once again.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

is it possible that lots of people say things like that

because you say lots of misguided things? or is it everyone else that’s wrong?

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Aah, now it's the populism card

VEB is really on with the logical fallacies today.

So let me get this straight, you’re arguing that my opinion that beer doesn’t taste good is misguided? Because that’s the reason why h brought age into this.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Aah, now it’s the populism card
VEB is really on with the logical fallacies today.

well, since i’m not asserting any facts, it’s not exactly a logical fallacy. my point is that you’re constantly in arguments where it’s obvious that you’re wrong to everyone except for yourself, but of course it’s just everyone else that’s wrong. it’s a trend. it’s suggestive

So let me get this straight, you’re arguing that my opinion that beer doesn’t taste good is misguided?

i’m arguing that you sound like every other 16 to 18 year old who just drank beer for the first time. including most of us

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

90% of my arguments here are with Fourstick

So unless you’re saying he’s an unbiased voice of reason, I’m not sure what bringing up my arguments serves to show. The only recent arguments I can think of where the majority of people disagreed with me were the suits one and the Franklin one. I’ll admit I was misguided on the first, the latter was completely based in evidence.

i’m arguing that you sound like every other 16 to 18 year old who just drank beer for the first time. including most of us

Alright whatever. Saying something is cliche is not actually an argument. I’ve also had plenty of beers before (although less that most everyone else here!), so that’s not even right.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

you let me get off track

i’m now defending beer me’s post for some reason

my point was all along to point out that you got butthurt when people criticized your “all beer sucks” post and used the “it’s personal preference” card as a backup

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't get butthurt because people criticized my "beer sucks" post

I got butthurt because they criticized it on account of my age. That renders the argument not over difference of opinions, but rather where I am objectively wrong.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

lolol, you're just too old to get it!

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The first part does:

Criticizing an argument based on the age of the arguer is a fallacy.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

this sentence doesn't
That renders the argument not over difference of opinions, but rather where I am objectively wrong.

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is the second part.

See how I said the first part.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

and you'll see

how you felt the need to counter my point as if it weren’t clear what i was referring to, so you’ll understand why i felt the need to clarify myself. thanks for the snark, though

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You're saucy today.

What’s the deal?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you replied to my post

as if i were wrong. when i clarified, you turned wiseass. that’s how i tend to respond to unsolicited wiseass

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me illistrate

Guy A) I think beer tastes good
Guy B) I think beer tastes bad
Guy A) You’re just to young to understand, wait till you get older and then you’ll see that I am right.

It turns it from stating differences in opinion, to stating that one guy has less of standing to argue.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps you should go.

Not seeing this going anywhere.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think so

the argument was that Guy A has less perspective on which to base his opinion than Guy B. that doesn’t suddenly make it an objective argument, though

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it's along the same lines..

Perspective implies evidence, which is part of an objective argument.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

why?

all subjective opinions are based on perspective. perspective is relative and therefore can’t influence something objective

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, well it's an attempt at providing evidence

which gesture’s towards objectivity. The evidence doesn’t have to be objective for an argument to be objective. Take the fan’s scouting report.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

not a very good analogy

fans’ scouting report is a collection of personal, unscientific estimates of objective, measurable quantities

the only parallel i can think of would be that statistically anyone who likes beer was significantly likely to hate it when they first tried it and then slowly grow to like it

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, while perspective is subjective

An increase in samples from which to base your perspective on is and objective measurement (although it assumes that more > less).

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

so...

your argument is that Guy B’s opinion carries more weight than Guy A’s?

wasn’t that the original point you were countering?

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddamnit, I knew you were gonna do that

No my argument is that citing age is making an objective argument about something that is purely subjective.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

also
I’ve also had plenty of beers before (although less that most everyone else here!), so that’s not even right.

you appear to have missed my point

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and anyway, your revision

was to say that some beer just sucks less than others. so i don’t see how my point isn’t valid

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't meaning to be a dick

just making a joke.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i didn't think you were being a dick

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want to be friends.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Same

now beer me

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in soulard if you're there

I’ll show you a great beer.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in Oregon

I’m sure I’ll make it up to St. Louis one day to see some Card’s games.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

my ex is from oregon

she’s kind of a witch. true story.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Is she from Salem?

ha ha ha

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

And let's face it,

Old Style is made from the piss from the troughs at Wrigley. It ain’t worth the energy for a mild disagreement.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I was also same age ... got sicker than a dog that night

And I was responding to beer me, who I think/thought was possibly quoting Steve Martin. Great album, it was his response to a heckler…but of course you know that, because you wear an ascot you suave devil. You rarely respond, to posts but when you do it’s usually something unusual.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

why do we say "sicker than a dog" when dogs eat

Rancid meat out of the garbage can either without negative effect or, worst case, they throw up once and then happily lick your face? Dogs seem to have a virtual immunity to our general intestinal maladies.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 8:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I did not know that

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs more philosoraptor.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad used to have me fetch beers for him at parties

when i got old enough to learn to shake his beer before I gave it to him, I didnt have to fetch anymore

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have a hypothesis that you become more interested in bitter and sour flavors as you age.

I only drank whiskey and vodka until I was 23 or so because I found beer totally intolerable. There are also lots of other things that I didn’t understand/appreciate until around that age. Nutmeg, curry, coffee, and real cheese are also things I didn’t really care for or notice until I was in my mid twenties.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fair

I don’t like soda or juice anymore. I have always liked sour stuff though. I used to drink straight lemon juice.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's a matter of being closer to death causing you to like stuff that is dead

Fermented wheat, aged cheese…

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That explains my sudden interest in necrophilia...

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that it's because your taste buds wear down and become less sensitive

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to believe more refined

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not until your sixties.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 4, 2011 2:56 AM EST up reply actions  

When you have a "good" beer you'll know

The difference between truly good beer and truly not-good beer is huge.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Angels

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

bean town, tampa, flubs, KC, oaktown, dodgers&angles are the only teams without new homes

it’s hard to believe the skydome opened up 20+ years ago, camden yards, the ballpark in arlington, turner field,coors, the Jake & new comiskey opened in the mid 90’s

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't Dodger Stadium the third oldest park?

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh -- It seems only yesterday.

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

all my troubles seemed so far away

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

does Kaufman Stadium need replaced?

or the team that plays in it? I really liked the stadium when I was there

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

well played

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Dec 3, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I was right about Berkman

Right about McClellan
Right about Theriot and Skip
Kind of right about Garcia (his xFIP was top 20 in baseball this year among starters)
Wrong about Pujols
Wrong about Rasmus

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/five-questions-st.-louis-cardinals1/

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Alright it's official, videozer sucks now

What a swift decline.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

shocker: dodgers sign capuano in lieu of perennial

Star hiroki kuroda #cheapcheapfunfun

Kuroda will now entertain offers from the other 29 teams. Interesting target for cards if pujols fails to sign.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 4:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Kuroda has said he will go back to Japan to play if he doesn't stay with the Dodgers.

Of course a sufficient financial incentive could change his mind.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 3, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

not anymore.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/rockies-quietly-pursuing-hiroki-kuroda.html

“According to Rosenthal, Kuroda is now willing to consider all offers, regardless of location.”

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 5:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I keep hoping I can catch who the ballplayer is, but I never manage to.

Dave Roberts?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 3, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck that

I was starting to get motion sick, and that never happens.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

this is what everybody in the whole world looked

Like to ken kesey, for about fifteen years.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 6:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   5 recs

I was listening to Pink Floyd's "Dogs" when I scrolled over this

creepy

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 3, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think your right.

Dave Roberts
George Will

Anyone else we recognize?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oof. That is NOT Dave Roberts.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

so today I went to petsmart and purchased my cat a few toys

well he jumped up on the counter and got to the bag before I could give them to him. In the process he got the bag wrapped around him. I can’t catch him so he’s just running around with a plastic bag around his body.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

find a camera

the internet loves pictures of cats. Not sure if you were aware of that fact or not.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Dec 3, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

i mean, look where pictures of tortoises get you

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm about to crack into Trader Joe's 2011 Vintage Ale

I’m excited, to say the least.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

I actually picked one of those up last night- pretty good stuff.

I’m not a big lambic fan, but was in the mood. Ridiculous head, and it was so spicy that I spent close to an hour sipping one bottle. But I liked it. I probably screwed up by putting it into a sam adams glass instead of a snifter.

Going with Sierra Nevada “celebration ale” today. I think it’s a bit better, but that might be the hops talking.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It's alright.

The bottle was kind of a bitch to get into. I only had guiness glasses clean so went with that.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a fan of Sierra Nevada Torpedoes!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

SN ale or the Torpedoes?

SN ale is good,, Torpedoes are awesome…or was it a case of too many?

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

way too many.

I didn’t realize how high the alcoholic content was on the one I was having. I don’t remember a whole lot from that evening.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The Torpedoes are fairly high on content so I understand

Should have a warning label other than the content labe which we are not used to looking at in … Merica!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really care for their standard,

but the specialty stuff is pretty good. For some reason, I always feel like shit the day after drinking more than a 6-pack of SN, but for a mass-market beer, they are very decent. Not in, say, Stone or Ballast Pt territory, but I’d say, “good tier”.

I’d rank them Glissade, ….big gap…, tumbler, torpedo, celebration, … others that weren’t really memorable.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you had the Celebration Christmas IPA yet?

good stuff.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 3, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No I have not seen that in these parts

By which I mean my local beer store, but I will inquire

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

and the subthread comes full circle...

anyway, try your local Ralphs. it is what it is.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

Trying to get this health promotion program written tonight. 9 pages to go. Time to bust out the Jameson.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Blues! Blackhawks!

Perron! Ice! Intensity! Possibly blood and mayhem!

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

wooo

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So I got a little tipsy

decided to take a shower, now I’m burning up.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

anything crawling under your skin

?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather no speak of it.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

and no penalty for toews!

poor job by the refs tonight. How does a guy drop his gloves, land some shots on a guy on the ice, and still not get a penalty call?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 4, 2011 2:12 AM EST up reply actions  

BS

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 3, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep reading this as you calling bullshit

and then I get confused

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It was the BS to end TCs BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 4, 2011 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay so, is it just me or is Irish whiskey much shittier than Bourbon/Tennessee Whiskey?

Good Scotch and Bourbon are both good, but this Jameson is pretty shitty compared to Maker’s or other middling Bourbon whiskey I’ve had.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 3, 2011 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not a big fan of whiskey really

but Jameson and Tullamore, etc, I just cant handle. The only whiskey I really like is VO, and I hardly drink that anymore. Jack Daniels single barrel is the shit though

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 3, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Try Michael Collins single malt

Jameson’s is the Jack Daniels of Ireland

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 4, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

so i finished the trader joe's vintage ale

it really grew on me. I think it should most certainly be served only slightly chilled.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

luhnow

ok i get we don’t want him to go to Houston, but isn’t it over assuming the farm would go to crap just because he leaves? I would think he has brought up others around him and taught them a thing or two. If you are building a team based around one guy for that sort of thing it doesn’t have good long term plan if he/or whoever leaves.

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 3, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Yea, but there's no guarantee the next guy is better.

Luhnow is already doing a great job. Odds are better that the new guy is worse than they are that he would be better.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

the mark of a great leader is they can find people better than them and raise them up

and almost work themselves out of a job. if the success of the cards is hinged on one guy they are in trouble long term..take a step this way or that is not what i mean..

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 5, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, I have 15 pages worth of essays to write by Monday

One of them’s on a movie though.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Evening VEB

I hope we’re all voting for Freese for the Postseason MVP Gibby award

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 3, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Alright VEB, I'm counting on you to solve this question i've had for a while

When I was a little kid I used to watch this animated film on VHS. I don’t believe it was Disney but it could have been. The basic premise was it was about a lion who didn’t want to be king anymore (not the Lion King) or he ran away or something like that, and his dimwit brother (obviously also a lion) who knew nothing about being a king had to take over for him. That’s about the best I can give you. It’s really obscure and I’ve tried to find out the name for a few years now and I’m sure once I see a summary I’ll recognize it instantly, but so far I’ve come up empty. Winner receives a million internets.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 3, 2011 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

nope

it was a full movie, though I do believe the lion’s name was Leo, of course it usually is

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 3, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It was based on their research notes when they created their Original Character

who is a lion that also has blue wings and a rainbow unicorn horn and is a Gryffindor. And has sex with everybody.

[Surgeon General’s Warning: Don’t picture anything you read on VEB]

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

a ye olde link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aTnhO5b8zk

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

That is really cool

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

we should disclaim that CSI is not meant to be a tool for learning.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

kimba?

no, that was the one disney ripped off

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

well i hope you're not talking about Robin Hood

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

I loved that animated movie though. I don’t know why but when i was a kid, I laughed hysterically at the opening scene/titles

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 3, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

Similar to the scene I’m talking about, but I know it’s not Robin Hood.

I also think there was a scene with a song where they go through the “you say tomato I say tomato” thing. I realize this is so obscure and if it’s actually found I may have to send the person something.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 3, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The Emperor's New Clothes?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

it was called "edward viii"

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 10:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So, Szymborski's ZiPS projections are rolling out now

The next three scheduled are Twins, Dodger, and Cardinals.

by mattybobo on Dec 3, 2011 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

you've said it again!!!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The blues looked like garbage tonight.

“When I say that you’re garbage, I mean that you’re garbage.”

I expect a slightly (though pre-10am) thread tomorrow as I’m already feeling “good” and have two parties to attend tonight. Silly obligations.

Rock on everyone.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 3, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

looking forward to the slightly thread

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Slightly articulate ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea if anyone will see this

but, I was only a few beers in when I typed this comment. Add two vodka-redbulls,three rum and cokes and some unknown shots and you get yesterday’s main thread. You also get a robot who is sick beyond telling yesterday. Worst hangover ever.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 5, 2011 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember when I had my first ... your list of drinks

Hope you are feeling better

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 5, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

that actually sound like a couple of pretty weak parties

need to upgrade your alcohol sensors.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 6, 2011 3:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Your daily December Christmas song:

fun. – Believe In Me

I posted this sometime in Nov, but I won’t let that stop me from rehashing it.

Thanks to the reindeer that pull me on my sleigh.
Thanks for the moonlight that guides me on my way.
I won’t be greedy, I won’t ask for much these days.
I just need one thing, please believe in me.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 3, 2011 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

intriiiiiguing

http://www.vonglitschka.com/2011/12/02/king-of-diamonds/

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

I'd totally buy a card deck

with STL, MIL, TEX and DET suits.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

too bad the structure was what it was

It’d be cooler to have a Phillies suit than a Brewers suit.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but then you'd lose the opportunity

to have nyjer morgan or ryan braun as the queen of MIL.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911
WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

gdm, you have a rare freedom that few people have

because you’re life sucks so much, you can sit in your bed all day everyday watching tv and eating bacon and brownies. embrace it.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2011 2:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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