For those who don't know, ClemsonGirl coined the phrase "dreaminess above replacement" to describe levels of attractiveness of major league baseball players. HootieWho suggested someone do a fanpost for the best looking Cardinals. I'm going to go back to 1990 when I became a fan and list the Cardinals leaders in DAR (somewhat subjective, I suppose, but I think we can mostly agree on the top 16). Vote for your personal DAR leaders in an NCAA-style show down. The top 8 will move on, then the final four, and ultimately a very hot champion will be crowned.
***UPDATE***
Colby Rasmus is terrible looking. He has been replaced by Brian Jordan who I actually wanted to add in the first place.
The nominees are:
Gregg Jefferies
Todd Zeile
via community.baseballhall.org
via jeffscards.net
via media.scout.com
Chris Carpenter
Mike Matheny
via t1.gstatic.com
via a.espncdn.com
via bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
Brian Jordan
via buenojoe.com
BRACKETS:
NL WEST
Waino (1) vs. Jefferies (4)
Edmonds (2) vs. Rolen (3)
NL EAST
Carp (1) vs. Beltran (4)
Jordan (2) vs. Holliday (3)
NL CENTRAL
Freese (1) vs. Mabry (4)
Mattheny (2) v. Schumaker (3)
AL EAST
JAIME (1) v. Yadi (4)
Zeile (2) vs. Ankiel (3)




















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