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R.J. Swindle's curveball briefly makes me forget about Carlos Beltran

Hey, Wikipedia, tell me in one sentence why my life will be much, much better if the St. Louis Cardinals decide to break camp with R.J. Swindle—they picked him up on a minor league deal yesterday—as one of their left-handed relief pitchers?

Swindle throws five pitches: a fastball, slider, change-up, cutter, and a 55 mph curveball with a delivery between three-quarters and sidearm.

Thanks!

R.J. Swindle throws something you might call an eephus pitch. What makes it awesome is that he just calls it a curveball. His fastball sits at 83, his slider lies down at 72, and his curveball digs a hole and buries itself in it at 55. He's probably the only pitcher in baseball who faces a severe platoon disadvantage against beer-league softball players. This is why he's a cult-hero AAAA reliever, instead of a regular AAAA reliever.

One of the sad things about the way the talent level in baseball constantly rises is that as it increases there are fewer and fewer ways to meet it—during World War II the Browns could successfully deploy a one-armed man in the outfield, but at some point you have to maximize the efficiency of your swing and optimize your pitching mechanics because any slack in either thing is the difference between an MLB pension and a bobblehead night in Memphis.

Eventually the best baseball players will probably all have to swing mostly like Albert Pujols, or have a repertoire that mostly resembles Roy Halladay's. But so long as R.J. Swindle types can continue to appear at the fringes of the Major Leagues or arrive on rafts of hype from Japan's weirder leagues I'll always root for them to beat out J.C. Romero.

After the jump: Video of R.J. Swindle's awesome curveball, fished from an apparently suspended Phillies blog's Google Cache.

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Swindle's curveball could

set up Motte’s fastball and make it seem like he’s throwing at 110 mph.

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

if that's a curveball,

i can throw a curveball too.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

I actually flinched in unison with the hitter.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

...

If some team is willing to take a shot with a pitcher who is hated by scouts but loved by statistics they might find a gem in the rough with R.J. Swindle.

Seems to be a good omen in a post-Luhnow world that his brand of analysis didn’t leave with him.

Sign somebody.

by EinFesteBusch on Dec 22, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Late news breaking/This just in

Goold with a titillating report on the Cardinals Beat blog:

The Cardinals’ negotiations with the agent for switch-hitting outfielder Carlos Beltran progressed to a point Thursday morning that one source with knowledge of the discussions described the Cardinals as the “leading candidate” to sign the center fielder.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

cool!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 22, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Lets wrap this up today so I can quit obsessively checking twitter every 5 minutes for Beltran updates.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

man

Beltran is probably the ideal free agent signing to make me really excited about our chances next year. The defense would be terrible, but

Furcal
Beltran
Holliday
Berkman
Craig
Freese
Molina
Descalso/Greene
Pitcher

is just straight up nasty. Pretty excited about this.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

MV5 1/2?

flashback to 04 birdos…team mantra “if they score 9 runs we score 10, doesn’t matter whose pitching we’re gonna win 100+ games dammit” attitude!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Towel

That team puts up like a .340-something wOBA….

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

even better...

three of the first four hitters switch hit. then the 5-6-7 is craig-freese-molina. that’s just downright nasty and probably the best 5-6-7 in baseball outside of maybe texas, new york, or boston.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

even w/o Beltran was better this year

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

We lead NL in most offensive stats ... false logic though cause we need Beltran to bring some of Pujols offense

never mind, nothing to see here, move along

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ah.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why he's better 4th

Because the 4th place batter hits leadoff fairly often in the 2nd inning

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you'd rather have him 3rd

There’s a good chance one of the first two batters gets on. 4th you want you biggest power guy… which is probably also Berk. Beltran, Berk and Hollidy are all projected to hit about the same anyway so it doesn’t really matter.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

emphasis mine
The Cardinals’ negotiations with the agent for switch-hitting outfielder Carlos Beltran progressed to a point Thursday morning that one source with knowledge of the discussions described the Cardinals as the "leading candidate" to sign the center fielder.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 22, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I, too, wondered how significant that would be.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

YES

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You're surprised?

At least it was sports related and not dating.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 22, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Not suprised

Not mad…
just…
disappointed.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Dec 22, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

In our defense,

I think there might be about 3,000 Beltran-related comments on the blog if we go back to Azru’s main post on the topic.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You shouldn't be disappointed. 42% of all blog comments deviate from the original posting's primary topic of conversation.

The 42% is an Internet League average, and though VEB is a bit worse at 47%, our REC/FLAG ratio per 9 posts of 7.8 leads all other Internet League blog teams.

WWCD? CDGAF.

by JStymie on Dec 22, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So we have a Relevance+ of about 89?

Meh. I’ll take it.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Now if we can just get Neyer...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

woops.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 22, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like we stepped up and increased our offer

this is exactly what i wanted to hear. really didn’t want to lose out on this guy due to a lowball offer

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

I’m really not opposed to a 3 year deal for around 33 million. He’d almost certainly be worth 2.5 WAR per year that we’d be paying him for, and there would be significant upside for surplus value in the deal. Even if he missed an entire season due to injury he could still be worth surplus value over the course of the contract.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope any third year is a vesting or team option.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be preferable, yes

but if a guaranteed 3rd year is the difference between him coming here or going to Toronto, I would definitely give it to him (unless his AAV demands are sky-high).

There is injury risk there, but he put together a very consistent, very valuable year last year and has a long history of being a very valuable player. Even if he is injured frequently, he is still good enough to be worth paying; he was worth 3.0 WAR in 2009 in only 81 games, for instance. Add to this the fact that he will be playing in a 4 man rotation with a backup if need be (Craig), and the risk is not all that high. The Cardinals will also have money to burn in the next couple of years, should the contract be that cumbersome.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The 2014 rotation

will hopefully be:

Wainwright
Miller
Garcia
Lynn
Martinez

Costing about $25m.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

and we have Rzep and Rosenthal as backups

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel we always overlook rosenthal (obviously aside from vols)

how many teams would he be the best pitching prospect on?
where does he rank on the depth chart for us? miller, martinez, lynn, zep, jenkins, cleto, rosenthal?

and we won the world series.

by YesWeOquendo on Dec 22, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

towel please

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 22, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not overlook him

See below

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

higher than those last 4 guys IMO

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a ZiPS projection for Beltran?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

You know...

seems like projections for free agents are missing.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

some are only on Insider- for example, Pujols.

RJ Swindle for LOOGY
I have a man-crush on Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 22, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ah...

espn gobbles up everything.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

what's that work out as over, say, 400PAs

with -5 defense in RF? About 2.5-3 WAR?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

About 2.3 WAR

Assuming .320 league wOBA.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

.36 .24 .36 5.3

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Bel-trans and I cannot lie

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I throw a 55 mph curveball from three-quarters!

now if I was only left-handed and could throw 82 mph…

by STLRegalia on Dec 22, 2011 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

One down
nickcafardo Nick Cafardo
Red Sox out of Carlos Beltran hunt.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 22, 2011 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

subject line.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

no problem.

i’ll slash your tires next time, though.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

boom

RJ Swindle for LOOGY
I have a man-crush on Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 22, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I smell burning rubber

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that story brings new light to the "action" part of your name.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

BoSox were not the one I was worried about

but still, I’ll take any increase in our probabilities.

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW
DrewWansing Drew Wansing
@miklasz Buddy of mine is on same plane as Beltran right now heading to Stl from Puerto Rico. Got his autograph..

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 22, 2011 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

Truly a Man of the People

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA....I haven't seen the airport sighting meme in years.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 22, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT IS HE GOING TO STARBUCKS?!?!?!

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Olney had that tweet yesterday about

There not being flights from PR to STL and that was a potentially a concern of Beltran’s….lol, the flight prob has stopovers in TB and CLE first.

by mick311 on Dec 22, 2011 2:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm all for signing Beltran

But has there been a player high priced player highly sought after by the Cardinals with more risk?

- He missed half of 2009 and 2010 due to knee injuries

- He is 34 and will be 35 to soon after the start of the season.

- It is unknown if he can still play CF and assuming he can play, how well

- IF Beltran can’t play CF, he essentially blocks Allen Craig for a large portion of 2012. Craig would only pick up at bats as a Holliday/Beltran/Berkman replacement and off the bench.

I’m not saying we shouldn’t sign Beltran, I’m simply saying there sure seems to be much more risk, even in the short term. I’m truly hoping that the Cardinals have done their homework and that Beltran will be able to play a substantial amount of CF (in 2012 and 2013) after Craig returns from his injury.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Berkman?

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 22, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i was about to post it too

but i guess it’s lower risk because it’s a lot less of a commitment.

RJ Swindle for LOOGY
I have a man-crush on Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 22, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Beltran is at least coming off a productive season

and has played in the OF in the last half decade. I don’t think we could say the same about Berkmania last offseason.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 22, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, Berkman really only had one bad year

Which was 2010, and it was well documented he had knee problems during that year. Berkman was also the same age (at that time) that Beltran is now.

I also fully believe Beltran is going to require a 3 year deal. The risk level difference between a 3 year deal and a 1 year deal are huge

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

But Berkman's one bad season followed a knee surgery.

Beltran underwent a knee surgery in January 2010, came back in the second half of 2010 and then hit very well in 2011 while missing little time due to injury. Beltran actually appears to be a safer bet to be valuable, which is why he will require a second year and maybe a third year.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Berk also had those pythons

and the love and adoration of all those little Berkamaniacs.

By the way, he has three demandments: training, saying prayers, eating your vitamins, and believing in yourself.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's... That's 4

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, an interesting tidbit:
After purchasing the company from his father in 1982, Vincent K. McMahon had plans to expand the territory into a nationwide promotion, and he handpicked Hulk Hogan to be the company’s showpiece attraction due to his charisma and name recognition. Hogan made his return at a television taping in St. Louis, Missouri on December 27, 1983 defeating Bill Dixon.31

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan#The_Birth_of_Hulkamania

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This leads me to conclude:

Berk and the Cardinals will eventually agree for Berk to be traded and become a “heel” for a Cardinals rival. “Bollywood” Lance Berkman will wreak havoc on us until he strikes out at a crucial moment against Cardinals up-and-comer Shelby Miller, whose stage name will be “The Three Strike Kid” until later being changed to “The Shel-Shocker”.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what is happening

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Fritz' comment about "Berkmania" plus me having time on my hands

inevitably led to me imagining Lance Berkman as Hulk Hogan. Obviously.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Where are the Oliver projections for 2012?

Why can’t I find them?

(I’m sorry to reply with this to a Berkmania comment.)

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They organize it kind of weirdly though

Berk is under RF options, but not 1B

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw the free StL preview but wanted Beltran's projection.

Oh well. I’ll probably buy it tonight.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh

Yeah, I don’t spend money of that stuff. I did download the free Cairo ones, though.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

CAIRO has Beltran at .281/.360/.474

with (I think) decent defensive numbers

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the exact same as Zips

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That's kind of what I thought

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That .360 OBP would be sexy

for a 2nd place hitter.

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

How many games and homers?

Also, where can I download this?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Replacement Level Yankees Weblog

http://www.rlyw.net/index.php/RLYW/comments/cairo_2012_v0.3_and_some_extremely_early_and_completely_useless_2012_p

This is the place that does those ridiculously early projected standings. I don’t know much about CAIRO, if it’s the webmaster’s own projection system, or some adjusted version of existed projections, or what. But it links to a spreadsheet with the projections in it.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks a lot.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

damnit, my account was cancelled

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mulder?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Dec 22, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Berkman was only a 1 year deal though

and only $8M at that

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure I agree

But the risk/reward scenario is definitely worth analyzing.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Beltran was really good last year, and plays a position (RF) that we might be able to find him a good 300 ABs in

whereas Berkman sucked in 2010, and had to play a position (RF) he hadn’t played in like 8 years.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Berkman was viewed as riskier in terms of health.

That’s why he only received a one year deal and Beltran will likely receive two or more years.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Some people thought he would be -25 runs in RF

insane.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Some people think Beltran will be -25 in CF.

I think that’s off the mark, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially since he made a pretty substantial move up the defensive ladder.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Between days off, injuries, and DH days

there will be plenty of AB’s to go around, and Beltran is perfect insurance for an extended absence by Craig.

Beltran just had a fully healthy, very productive full season after getting his knee fixed, so the risk doesn’t seem to be excessively high. He was also worth 3.0 WAR in only 81 games in 2009, so even a part-time Beltran is a pretty damn good player.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

There is downside risk

but there’s also significant upside. If the contract is $11m AAV, we’re paying for about 2.5 WAR/yr, with the potential to get a lot more. Similar to the Furcal contract in a lot of ways—not cripplingly large, plenty of opportunity for surplus value. I like it a lot.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

There absolutely is downside risk

There always is when you are paying over $10M/year for a player who will be 35 one month into the season. It could be a huge drain on the team budget if his knee problems act up again and he sees limited time.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

can’t get the good without the bad.

That said, I would much, much rather sign a series of Berkman/Beltran/Furcal contracts over the next ten years then sign something like the Pujols contract. The latter is almost all downside risk, whereas the former offer a chance to get significant surplus. And if it goes south? A team with the Cardinals’ payroll can afford (coughKyleLohsecoughJakeWestbrookcough) to eat an underperforming $10m salary and still contend.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Great point.

At first, losing Albert really hurt, but I feel so much better now about our club going forward. Its great to have payroll flexibility and options going forward, especially with our strong farm system

by mick311 on Dec 22, 2011 3:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

they are in that it's a formerly top shelf but recently troubled/injured player

signing for relatively few years and less than exorbitant dollars, who has a reasonable chance to get back to good form, as well as a chance to continue to have problems.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

But we should spend that 10 somewhere

Beltran’s floor is probably as high as Ross’ median.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

I’m not against signing Beltran. I just recognize there are some risk factors and most of us are assuming he is going to be healthy and that he can still play CF

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

even if he can't play center

i still think i’d rather sign him than Ross. maybe not.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

If Beltran can't play center

Then I’m not sure I want them to do anything. Ross isn’t worth the money he is asking.

Honestly, after Beltran, there are simply no impact OF bats left on the market.

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If Ross can be had for cheap we might as well

He mashes rights and can play a solid center field. I think we definitely need some depth – we’re relying on Jay, Craig and Berkman at this moment.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess is

That Ross won’t be cheap. Wasn’t he looking for 6-8M/year on a multiyear deal?

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If that is what it takes to get Ross I'd rather pass on him

I guess he’s still milking that 2010 post season for all it’s worth.

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by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

To his credit he was bonkers during that playoff run

.296/.390/.686

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by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ssory Doc

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ross is absolutely worth 2yr/$12m

but possibly not 3yr/$24m.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

agree

no beltran, no on the others
save the money for july

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 22, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If Beltran really sucks in CF, or physically can't do it

I’m guessing Craig would only be a -10 or so there. I reckon against LHP we could just go with a murderer’s row of Holliday, Craig and Belt in the OF and just say to hell with the defense, we’ll outscore them anyway.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Down to 3 and there were previous reports the Indians aren't really legit- he declined a trade their last year

ScottMCBSSports Scott Miller
Cardinals, Blue Jays and Indians continue to talk Carlos Beltran today as talks appear to be coming to a head.

So its likely us vs Toronto,as of yesterday it sounded like Toronto had the better offer (3 years) but he probably preferred the Cards. Now it sounds like we increased the offer today. I say he signs with us before the end of the day.

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

With Goold reporting that we are the "leading candidates" I agree

He is usually not one to say things like that without significant confirmation.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess is

2 Years at $26, with a third option year that vests with playing time during years 1 and 2….probably an easy vest, like 120 games averaged a year.

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

heyman's last line in this article

http://jon-heyman.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/33714192/33992620

The Cardinals are believed to have made atwo-year offer for at least $8 million a year at one point, but Beltra was believed looking for three years.

yeah umm 2/16 ain’t going to get it done.

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow thats a crazy lowball offer

That means they valued him at 1.8 WAR? That must have been their opening bid. They’ll have to increase that up to 12-13 million AAV if they want him for 2 years.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless the market for him is way more depressed than we think

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by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

But I would be floored if he got less than 10 million per year

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by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly I'd be shocked if he signed for something that low

especially with Lozano as his agent. I would think a few teams would lowball offers a shot and then move on when the price escalated.

Sounds like that Cardinals have moved on up into the next, more realistic price bracket. Beltran’s still a legit bat; he’s not going to sign for under 22-23 million total value at the lowest end.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

But when offers were on low side there where many teams in was the premise, offers going up now so teams are falling out

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

We?

This is a 35 year old OF coming off of major knee surgery who has real questions about his ability to play CF.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 22, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I kind of assumed VEB was making the same kind of AAV forecasts as I was

But I could be wrong about that, too.

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by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

When did he have knee surgery?

wasn’t that like 2 years ago?

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by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

And by the stats, at least, he hasn’t been able to play an adequate CF yet. He hasn’t been given the opportunity, either, but his value to the Cards depends strongly on his ability to play CF.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 22, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really sure I agree

might be frustrating to have a butcher in CF 2 or 3 games a week, but I could live with it if we can go Craig-Berk-Holliday-Beltran-Freese in the middle of the lineup, especially with a GB-orientated staff and better defense at 2B and SS.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If, however, Beltran is a butcher in CF. . .

his $13M (or whatever) contract might lead to bench time for Allen Craig.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 22, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

he's not "coming off of" major knee surgery

he had it in his past. This is like saying David Freese is coming off of major ankle surgery.

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by scoot on Dec 22, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a fair criticism. . .

although the point still stands. Would you prefer “injury-prone and aging”?

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 22, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

equinus deadsu

jrey signed for ~3M/fWAR

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 22, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

como? he signed a 6y/$106m contract.

that’s an AAV of almost $18m. you think he’s going to be worth 6 WAR every season for the next six seasons?

reyes is a good player. but he’s going to get older. he’s going to get injured. there’s huge risk associated with a 6-year contract. if you projected him to be worth more like 4 WAR every year, the WAR value would look pretty normal.

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by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

does anyone know if this made Beltran cry?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think free agency really works like that in the real world

That fangraphs war valuation is more of a post-hoc evaluative tool than a predictive tool, I think.

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by mattyp on Dec 22, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems to me that Toronto is often in the losing end of FA battles, and they have lost a

bunch of great talent throughout the years.

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by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh Heh, he said head

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bradford was a righty specialist

Swindles is a lefty, and IIRC doesn’t have a massive split (but may be wrong on that one).

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by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

have we seriously not signed beltran yet?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

i can't believe i spent 5 hours arguing about college sports

that’s like the thing I give the least shits about in this world.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you do a good job acting like you care.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i think vep will argue about pretty much anything

just for the sake of arguing

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is patently incorrect

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

not sure if serious

or just doing it for the lols

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by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

curious, what was the debate about? whether they should be paid?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah.

you should wade through it. there’s not a lot of reason to rehash it here.

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by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes - basically whether some college athletes should be paid and/or whether the NCAA is unfairly profiting from some college athletes

Presumably the question is just whether some football and men’s basketball players get paid since they’re the only sports that make money for schools and/or the NCAA.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i certainly don't want to rehash it here

i was just curious. thanks WMGT

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Start reading

here

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you, IHB.

Sign Beltran already. That takes us from a good, but very thin team, to a dangerous team with a good chance to make it 12 in 12! Carlos isn’t Albert, but this signing would replace a good deal of the WAR we would be missing.

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by Gibby45 on Dec 22, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

beltran + craig + berkman at 1b should be roughly equal to pujols + jay, right?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Swindles got major props about two years on Beyond the Boxscore and other sabr-savvy sites for being one of the best FAT (freely available talent) guys out there

mainly due to putting up minor league stats that would suggest he could be pretty dominant in the majors. Funnily enough, I always thought he was a knuckleballer (probably because he throws an eephus, and I’m mentally confusing his name with RA Dickey). So I’m pretty happy with this pickup.

FWIW, I think this is a better acquisition than JC Romero. I’d have been happy if we just went with Swindles as the second LOOGY this year and dump him if he sucks.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

New Heyman tweet
while indians are in mix for beltran, a 1b (pena, kotchman or d. lee) is more likely for them. cards the carlos favorite

Link

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

What happened to the Sox and Jays?

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Sox bailed out

No idea about the jays

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Dec 22, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Jays are still in it

But it looks like Beltran is giving preference to STL

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay

Ok I am excited for a beltran signing, but I’d liek a better everday option in CF than jay. I’m just not sold on the guy yet..

If beltran signs what does the Of look like before craig comes back

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 22, 2011 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Holliday, Jay, Beltran

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And Schumaker

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Komatsu?

I have to confess, I have no idea if this guy is at all worthwhile.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they send him back

no room if Belt signs.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

or keep him until craig comes back

not sure if the new manager will want 13 pitchers or not

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 22, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay is alright for being cheap

I’d rather spend our efforts upgrading at 2B.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If we sign Beltran

I guess we’re done. Beltran + Furcal + Romero is, I guess, about $22m-ish, and I could see us adding one more low-level utility backup. Nothing else major.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah that's good

next year in FA we should get a 2B or SS, or maybe try to trade for one.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Furcal?

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by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He's only 1 year after

If we sign a SS move Furcal to second for that year. We need to get a long term MIF IMO, and the market looks good next year.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

But Ryan Jackson man!

And Wong and Cox are also on the verge

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

We can trade one of them

Aybar is the shit.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cox never plays 2B IMO.

He’d be there already if he could.

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by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

GreenetoCenterfield

CraigtoSecond

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yadi2Second

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

aw

where is that guy

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

MIA since the implosion thread a week or so ago

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

wasn't about meme's was it?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

no, a dispute with someone

it was a fairly minor portion of the entire shitstorm that day, though.

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He and prophetjohn got into it about something

but I could never actually decipher what Y2S was upset about. I just didn’t have a good frame of reference for that discussion. If he doesn’t come back, that means no glossary update, which means I’m doing a meme death post.

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by azruavatar on Dec 22, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

is that entire thread gone or just the bad parts

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

about 40% of the thread from a week and a half ago is gone

at least

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It had to do with Y2S asking a question a month or so earlier

pj then gave a sarcastic response, Y2S didn’t recognize it as one and tried another question, another sarcastic response, ect.

i think it came down to the two not really liking each other

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought nobody liked pj

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I like him just fine

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/not serious

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

(be careful he doesn't see this)

Let’s talk about something else

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard Steve Jobs died

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

iSad

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by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet!

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

meant to whisper (sweet one Paulspike)

Not that I’m glad about the subject line

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone please put up the Y2S signal

I vaguely remember that,and hope I was not part of it

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

this makes me sad.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

the thing that sucks is if you go back and read the thread, they actually apologized and made up

but their comments crossed each other in the night, and then the argument just kept going

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

there was more after the 'don't respond' stuff

too

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

no offense to anyone

but i feel like people take this stuff a bit too seriously… its an internet blog..? who cares if someone doesn’t like you?

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i only care what the mods think

the rest of you can go [REDACTED]

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

can i point out something kind of obvious?

it’s the holidays. it’s entirely possible that he’s traveling. let’s not create drama if we don’t have to.

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by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

With Beltran

StL may become the “Comeback Player of the Year” destination again. A place where Killer B’s get their sting back!

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by Gibby45 on Dec 22, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Fathers will sit their sons down

And tell them all about the birds and the bees.

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by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I haven't really thought about it till right now

but if we do sign Beltran, this will be really odd to watch as a longtime Cardinals fan:

Albert Pujols replaced by Lance Berkman at 1B, and Carlos Beltran roaming the outfield; Back in 2004 I would have bet everything I owned this situation would never come to pass.

by ViperLjs on Dec 22, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You think it will be odd for us to watch?

Imagine Beltran in CF, while Waino is pitching, watching curveball after curveball drop down on the outside corner of the plate for a strike.

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps uncomfortable?

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

he probably won't even think about it

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been looking for that gif...anyone have a higher one with the fox trax?

I used it as a “lesson” to my roller girls.

Wainwright said he was just gonna throw the best curve of his life and if beltran hits it he hits it. I’ve been reading a lot of Wooden and Coach Augie and it most of the content is the mental aspect of just living in the moment and letting the score take care of itself. This is the perfect example.

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I posted it a couple of weeks ago.

I can’t find it now.

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by RiverRat on Dec 22, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

looking at this now

I can’t help but think of Beltre homering from one knee off Carpenter. I can laugh about how hilarious that swing was now because WOOOOOOOOOO.

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by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Beltre does that pretty often actually

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

seems crazy to me

to take such an extreme uppercut swing at a pitch that’s breaking down sharply to begin with….obviously it must work for him occasionally but it’s so all or nothing. If the pitch isn’t actually a curveball, or even if the pitcher hangs it badly enough, I’d think it’d be tough to adjust to quickly enough to foul off.

On second thought, between the no-cup thing and the don’t-touch-my-head thing, Beltre’s probably certifiable to begin with anyway….

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by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I short of felt that away about JimEd's swings (i.e. the uppercut)

It felt like he was guessing. But when he guessed right, wow!

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just for show

He takes a pretty normal swing then falls to his knee for no good reason. I doubt it’s him being cocky or anything, it’s just a weird quirk but it’s not an unusual swing of any sort.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

We should have some sort of sweepstake on the CPOTY award. Could be an interesting one to predict.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and he was only a killer b for a little bit

not nearly as bad for astros fans as Berkman…and lets not forget Dotel was a legit astro till they traded him for beltran

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 22, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, I have this buck that continues to bang his antlers on my window

I believe he is a member of the ‘soft-helmet’ generation

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by Action Jaxon on Dec 22, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

valdes

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You mean

velez

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Dec 22, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

valdes

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Possible future headline:
Cards’ Kyle Lohse credits teammate Carlos Beltrán during Cy Young Award acceptance speech.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, does anyone know how to find hitting splits against a particular team?

Seems like Holliday, Berkman, and Beltran were always Cardinals-killers, and now we’ve got a chance to have them all

by David201 on Dec 22, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Here

is Holliday’s

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Here

are Berkman’s and Beltran’s

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Near the bottom of baseball-reference careers splits

as a confirmation, i looked up berkman
.313/.415/.601

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

In almost a season worth of games.

154, to be exact.

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

former astros to join cards

Berkman
Lugo
Dotel
Miller
Beltran?

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 22, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

yeah forgot about him

he wasnt an astro in my mind..with the exception of Beltran the others had been there a bit

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Dec 22, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

boo.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 22, 2011 4:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Dotel is a former-everyteaminbaseball.

I’m guessing Arthur Rhodes probably laced ’em up for Houston at some point in the last 4 centuries as well….

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

have we signed beltran?

I’m getting a lot if weird chatter.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 22, 2011 4:04 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

could also be the forest people...

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 22, 2011 4:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Mo is exec of the decade (or picking on the handicapped)

Hey Astros, how about if we give you Stavinoha and David Carpenter for Craig Berkman and Carlos Beltran? Oh, and could you talk with the A’s so we can throw in Brett Wallace for Matt Holliday?

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by Gibby45 on Dec 22, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

Holy fuck

keithlaw: Gio to Nats for Cole, Norris, Peacock, and Milone. Love this for Oakland.

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

According to Sickels

B+, B, B, B-

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah that's definetely gonna happen now

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for the Phillies and the Braves

Who are going to stomp them this year. They’ll be prime in a couple of years when the Phillies contracts start to explode.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and it's gonna be delicious.

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by rocKStark5 on Dec 22, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Like watching that hot girl from high school

that didn’t want to dance with you go fat

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i will use their tears as lube.

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by rocKStark5 on Dec 22, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Given the current status of Ryan Howard

I would say those contracts are already beginning to explode. There’s a lot more exploding yet to come, but that’s a team that’s running out of time fast.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Halladay Lee Hamels Worley Blanton

Not going anywhere just yet

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

will Strasburg ever be healthy though?

guys who consistently gun it at that speed have an abysmal track record of staying healthy, I thought.

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by mattyp on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like that's probably a confirmation bias thing

I have no data to back me up, but I have a feeling they don’t get injured any more than the rest of the population of pitchers. But who knows

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I would imagine that there's something there

More velocity just necessarily means more energy/stress going through the rotator cuff and whatnot. Can’t imagine it’d be THAT big of an effect though, 97 isn’t that much harder than 93.

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by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, there's only been a couple of pitchers that throw anywhere near that hard

So he’s kind of in uncharted waters.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like there was a guy....

named Gibson, who lasted a little while.

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 22, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

did gibson throw 101?

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by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They probably should do it

Maybe as early as 2013 they’d be awesome: Harper Fielder RZimmerman Werth (presumably bouncing back) Espinosa Morse? would be a hell of a core to go with Strasburg JZimmerman Gonzalez. I have no idea how good the peripheral guys are though.

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by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

they need to sell tickets

and they can take over the DC sports market (because Dan Snyder has run the Redskins into the ground, the Caps are floundering, & the Wizards are terrible)

by gocards62 on Dec 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Given that they just burned (by Sickels' ratings)

their 3rd, 4th, 6th, and 9th best prospects from a pretty respectable system, they better have something planned to make that worthwhile.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's pretty nuts

And holy crap Werth had a bad year.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

at least the free agent market internalized that

and returned to sensibility this year!

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by mattyp on Dec 22, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddamnit Nationals

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

okay so this is one of those guys i know nothing about.

can someone break down gio for me and say whether or not they like the trade for the nationals or oakland more?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

#lazyilrosso

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Lefty, ~9 K/9, ~4 BB/9

Ace level stuff, okay command, about a 3.75-4.00 FIP guy going forward I’d bet

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks. so he's a pretty good pitcher.

that walk rate is sort of troubling, though. how long is he under team control? four for one seems hefty.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He's just entering his arb years I think

And 3 of those guys are likely Top-100 I think

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

jazayerli: Who says Moneyball is dead? The A's acquired Gio Gonzalez four years ago, as one of three prospects in exchange for...Nick Swisher.

I think trade trees are fascinating.

Adam Kennedy → Jim Edmonds → David Freese, stuff like that

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

3 years I think

All arb. This really isn’t a good deal, unless the Nats go nuts and sign Fielder and someone else.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

NOt even sure how that would make it a good deal

especially when Edwin Jackson is on the market.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but it would at least make impactful

He’s a lot cheaper than Jackson.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He is, but I think they've got plenty of money, and a pretty big market

They can probably afford to take a few risks, financially, in order to establish some success. If they can keep their system together for another 2 years, get Strasburg back, and graduate some of those other guys (Storen, Harper), they could be awesome.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

If they sign Fielder that team could be stacked in 2 years.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait,

I thought the hivemind though that Fielder was a fat tub of goo who would underperform his next contract?

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 22, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

*thought

The hivemind probably thinks thusly without typos.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 22, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

he is and will

but he’s still a huge player.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

especially figure-atively

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12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

probably

but he’s very likely going to give some team at least a few, um, robust years at the beginning of the contract.

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The guy at the overr the monster podcast made a pretty good argument that DiceK=Gio

Gio: 535 innings, 3.93 era, 4.06 fip, 3.98 xfip, 8.6K/9, 4.4BB/9
DM: 622 innings, 4.25 era, 4.26 fip, 4.54 xfip, 8.2K/9, 4.2BB/9

Dice K’s park adjusted era and fip are better than Gio’s.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a terrible comparison

Gio is his own worst enemy sometimes.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose Gio is young and has upside...

while Dice K is basically toast. Still, you don’t give up four of your top 10 prospects for Gio freakin Gonzalez… Especially considering the system is (was) really good, and the Nationals playoff chances aren’t.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Coming into last year I thought of Gio and Jaime as fairly similar

Gio was higher K% but lower GB%. But both were young lefties with dominant stuff that struggled with walks.

However, this year Jaime took a step forward and improved his BB rate, while Gio remained largely the same

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

funny typo

should be more like Ovah Da Monstah, amirite?

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by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Using Cards prospects, this trade would be something like (IMO):

1. Tyrell Jenkins (AJ Cole comp)
2. Lance Lynn (Brad Peacock comp)
3. Matt Adams or Zack Cox (Norris comp)
4. John Gast (Milone comp)

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 22, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

6ly

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Dec 22, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY!!!

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Dec 22, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

wow.

What the hell is Rizzo doing?

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by azruavatar on Dec 22, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Szym tweets

DSzymborski: Gio ZiPS – 14-10, 3.55, ERA+ 112

DSzymborski: In Oak ’12 – Milone 9-9, 4.01, ERA+ 101, Peacock 10-10, 4.22, ERA+ 96

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the Nats rotation is that deep

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not.

They only had 4 pitchers over the 100 IP mark last year: Jordan Zimmerman, John Lannan, Livian Hernandez (!) and Jason Marquis (!).

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by azruavatar on Dec 22, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Nats look like they'll be a very top heavy talent team

but I think the role players are going to be so bad as to sink them. That or one major injury . . .

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by azruavatar on Dec 22, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If they sign Fielder they'll have enough head to take shot

It shouldn’t be that hard to fill out the roster with some averagish players.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you keep saying Fielder?

You saw what Mike Morse did last year, right?

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

actually no, i just assumed they were gonna sign fielder

makes no sense with morse.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean

former shortstop prospect mike morse?

by DanUpBaby on Dec 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

not possible

and we won the world series.

by YesWeOquendo on Dec 22, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally forgot about Lannan's existence

has his crazy ERA/FIP split normalised yet?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, 3.70 ERA last year

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He improved a lot last year though.

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by C@rdball on Dec 22, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay so the trade market scares the crap out of me

The amount of prospects in these deals is unreal.

Sign Yoenis Céspedes
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by purple_haze on Dec 22, 2011 4:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This year's FA period has been insane.

Massive contracts for old players and teams shelling out prospects like they’re a readily available currency.

WWCD? CDGAF.

by JStymie on Dec 22, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

3 arby years of about a 3-WAR pitcher

not convinced he’s much better than Kyle Lohse, FWIW. Especially out of that horrible stadium, although I guess moving to the NL might help. Still, this looks like a big win for Oakland to me. The Nats should probably have just ponied up the cash for Edwin Jackson, who is a similar standard of pitcher, and kept the prospects.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He's soo better than Lohse

They are going in opposite directions age-wise.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that's just clearly not true

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah I forgot Lohse is 27

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, going forward he's better

but I’m not convinced, right now, he’s any better than Lohse was at his peak. Career xFIP of nearly 4, although I guess he’s at his peak and it’s been going in the right direction. I wonder if the voluminous foul territory and sheer size of the colliseum (or whatever it’s called) hasn’t made him look a bit better than he is. Lohse was a 2.5-3 pitcher at his peak, and I’m not sure Gio is much more than that.

Also think EJax is prob better.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Lohse at his peak was a 4 - 4.40 xFIP pitcher

Gio’s at 4 for his career and was 3.70 last year. I don’t think the ballpark would really affect xFIP all that much, if anything it increases the amount of fly balls he has recorded, which raises his expected HRs.

He also clearly has upside left. I agree that EJax is probably better.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

beltran bells beltran bells beltran all the way

oh what fun
i’d be to sign
carlos b. today, hey!

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions   5 recs

You'd be fun?

Someone page the boyfriend, IHB is getting frisky over a baseball signing.

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by azruavatar on Dec 22, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

DAMNIT

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

just a REC

no more creepiness. (I’m still an admirer however – this chick has baseball smarts!)

We just don't recognize the most significant events of our lives while they're happening. - Moonlight Graham

by Gibby45 on Dec 22, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

sidenote

Is there anything hotter than a chick in a baseball hat?

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Dec 22, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

A chick out of a baseball hat?

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

that is a very small chick.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

A chick wearing a Cardinals' baseball hat

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

AND NOTHING BUT A SMILE

:)

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by Gibby45 on Dec 22, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

or an angry face. I dig hate sex.

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by rocKStark5 on Dec 22, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

a chick wearing nothing else but a baseball cap?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner! especially if StL cap

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i'M GOING TO COOPT THIS.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

co-opt. i spent a few minutes wondering what coopt means

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is me and "resign" vs. "re-sign."

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The Coopts are a major ethno-religious group in Egypt.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

no, you're thinking of the copts.

coopts are a place chickens live.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, right

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I once wrote a paper on Egyptian Copts' encaustic portraits.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Dec 22, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is some site claiming Beltran signing a two year deal

Link

#Beltran will sign with the #Cardinals. They are finishing up a 2 year deal.

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

ummmmm

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they also said
Breaking News: #Nations acquire Gio Gonzalez

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like this is one of those social studies where they just post stuff right after it gets announced

And get people to follow them despite zero evidence that they do anything. There was a college recruiting guy/site that did the same thing and got an enormous following.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, no one else

Is saying the Cardinals and Beltran have agreed.

All the other sites are saying stuff like “Cardinals are the leaders” and such

Like I said, I’ve visited this twitter page multiple times in the past few month and it has several times been the lead on information.

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Right but it's the same thing

Now that the Cards are the “clear favorite” or whatever, you can make some stuff up in advance and hope to get lucky. Do it two or three times in a row and magically you have connections. Fail once or twice, and you start a new twitter account.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

For example
BREAKING NEWS: #Angels have agreed in principle to a 8 year, 210M deal with Albert Pujols. #Pujols #WinterMeetings
Mainstream media now picking up on #Angels and #Pujols. 8/210 is agreed upon in principle.
Well now they have the 210M number I reported hours ago. This is a done deal, pending physical in Anaheim.
#Angels offer was 210M until this morning, when they offered 250. I apologize for the wrong number.

Yeah I’m sure it was 210 and then they just threw in an extra 44 mil for kicks.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You know

It is possible to have inside info, but not have ALL the inside into

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

When you're basing your entire credibility about one deal

You better have all the info. And then not get a bunch of other stuff wrong too after that.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually

They are claiming to have reported a number of different signings first

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No one is making you believe this source

Not sure why you are so intent on discrediting it.

They reported over an hour ago that Beltran was signing with the Cards. Nobody else is reporting this. There is no “copycat” going on here. If they are just trying to throw shit against the way we will know very soon

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Because there's tons of these things, there's no use in even mentioning a nameless twitter account that started on December 7th

Who has then proceeded to throw shit at a wall, very little of which has stuck, and then passed along other reports.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

that's very good of them.

please don’t take this as hostile toward you in any way, but it appears, going back through their timeline, that all they are doing is tweeting what a national (reputable) guy tweets a minute afterwards.

they’re not really breaking anything.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

and an extra two years.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

They also have what looks to be an active, Spanish website

So that would be one heck of a fall-out

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. - Aeron Damphair from A Feast for Crows by George R R Martin

by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

gio gonzalez is pitching for the UN?

i see black helicopters!

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

well, still more reputable than J.C. Corcoran's twitter account

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 22, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tebow > Corcoran

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

deportes?

alright we got an inside man.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, I've been tracking this twitter account since the Pujols/Miami talk.

And they were the first to post that he was going to the Angels

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by Fleabottom on Dec 22, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, i sort of doubt that...

when was it? because there were rumours the night before the angels had made a strong play.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

!!!

!!!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Brandon McCarthy chimes in
Day 1 of Spring Training is going to be a meet and greet party with all of us in name tags it seems.

Welcome to the Athletics!

by mojowo11 on Dec 22, 2011 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

what positions do the four prospects play?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

RHP, C, RHP, LHP

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

do any of the pitchers play as starters?

are they front end or back end?
bullpen guys?
back of the bullpen?

how good’s the catcher?

sidenote: feel free to tell me to go fuck off and do my own research.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just getting my info from Sickels

Here

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Im no expert

But 2 of those guys will be in the A’s rotation next year, pitched in AAA this past year.

The catcher hits well, but no idea on his glove. He was in AA last year.

The other pitcher is 19 and did well in A ball.

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton

by redbirds34 on Dec 22, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

A.J. Cole, RHP, Grade B+. I really believe in his upside. Needs to build stamina and refine his changeup, but if it comes together he could be a Top 20 pitching prospect next year, perhaps more.
Brad Peacock, RHP, Grade B: Borderline B+. Still has some command issues, but his ERAs finally caught up with his components and his overall potential in 2011. Will be ready before Cole but his upside is not quite as high. Future 2/3 starter if all works out.
Derek Norris, C, Grade B: Loads of power, walks, and scouting reports on his defense are getting more positive each year. Ranking may seem high for such a low batting average, but I see him as a Mike Napoli/Mickey Tettleton type who can be productive even with a low average.
Tom Milone, LHP, Grade B-: At some point, the radar guns stop mattering. The guy can simply pitch. He has little margin for error, but he will probably have a better career than hundreds of guys who throw 10 MPH harder.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like Cole

was hoping we’d get him. I didn’t realise he was elligible to trade yet?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 22, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oakland A's

you’d need nametags even if there were no trades

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 22, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

...so anybody up for putting Jaime on the trade block?

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

for that sort of haul, perhaps.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Noooooo Jaime!!!

…okay, got that out of the way.

I’m down.

Sign Yoenis Céspedes
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by purple_haze on Dec 22, 2011 4:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I mean, I guess so

given that you can apparently trade above average starting pitching for absolutely anything you desire at this point. And then we’ll sign Roy Oswalt for a year!

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd like to trade jaime to the angels

for trout, bourjos, and their best pitching prospect.

/duncantothegiants’d

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we really need prospects right now?

I guess it couldn’t hurt, but we kind of have a window here. Trading Jaime and signing Oswalt would be nice though.

But I still Jaime has huge upside, we’d be trading a below his value.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

where does his upside end though? more innings per season?

with that team friendly contract, i don’t really see him becoming more valuabe. i’d guess jaime is a good bet to maintain consistent value, than being more valuable in the future, especially in this market. i don’t think a trade now would be selling low at all

and we won the world series.

by YesWeOquendo on Dec 22, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I guess he doesn't have much more upside

200 innings and a 3.2 xFIP seems like a reasonable stretch for next year. Still he’s so goddamn cheap and good pitchers are so hard to find.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

how would we be trading below his value?

if the market for gio is any indication, clubs are begging to pay top talent for even a slightly above average starter…

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The Nationals are kind of insane, see Werth

I don’t think this is necessarily the market for Jaime. Also Gio has had like a 3.20 ERA the past two years, he’s bound to be overrated.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

considering the attrition rate of prospects

lots and lots of good prospects is a much better way of building a core than a few great ones.

Sign Yoenis Céspedes
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by purple_haze on Dec 22, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I postulated...

Jaime for the Yankee’s for all their top prospects….

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jaime for Shelly Duncan

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, not a fan of Yankees prospects

Although Jesus Montero could be a longterm guy at 1B for us

Sign Yoenis Céspedes
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by purple_haze on Dec 22, 2011 4:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So we sign Oswalt for a year?

Then we have 3 starting pitching spots to fill after next season. Miller takes one. Who gets the rest?

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Dec 22, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Lynn and Scrabble!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Cleto!

after Santa brings him pinpoint control of his fastball in a few days.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

We could sign Edwin Jackson for a couple years

And then drop Westbrook and still sign Oswalt. Yay!

by oplaid on Dec 22, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Literal LOL

Link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:46 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

fucking angels fans.

they’ve gotten downright unbearable these last few weeks.

LOL I GUESS ALBERTS LIKES US MOAR THATS WHY HE GOTTED TRADED TO US LOL

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant the first comment btw

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

oh. i'll simmer down now.

heh.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i have literally never seen a cat's balls before

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

some great flames in that thread
So your post above is really a massive episode of wanking, one which has been done repeatedly here by those before you who, likewise, believed they had discovered fire and rushed to give the rest of us the good news.

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Can VEB still laugh about the fact that KC reacquired Yuni?

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 22, 2011 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

After Yuni's NLCS performance? I don't know...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually sort of like the deal for them

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he's their aaron miles

i feel for them

and we won the world series.

by YesWeOquendo on Dec 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

missed the negative sign nevermind

fact remains-

Aaron Miles- in the league from 03-11
Aaron Miles- 1.2 career WAR

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Right

But in terms of hating a player, watching a guy put up -2.1 in ONE SEASON, trading that player away somehow then watching him come back. Brutal.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

haha very true

i didn’t even read the subthread, just whenever i see a chance to rip aaron miles i take it.

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaron Miles got more ROY votes than Matt Holliday!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 22, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

dayton moore sez: "why can't i quit you?"

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

we wish you a beltran signing

we wish you a beltran signing
we wish you a beltran signing
and a 4-plus WAR year!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions   5 recs

Two years ago, my friends and I held a bacon party and just cooked a shitload of bacon-related foods

And got really drunk. The night quickly devolved around me playing the piano and singing spontaneous dirty Christmas songs

Deck the Balls was popular

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

with my friends and i, this would quickly degenerate.

deck the balls with boughs of holly
fa la la la la, la la la la

deck the balls with balls of ballsy
fa la la la la, balls balls balls balls

balls the balls with balls balls balls balls
balls balls balls balls balls, balls balls balls balls

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

did it include the incredibly nasty Bakon vodka?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 22, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa

That curveball is sickening

by LandSickness on Dec 22, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

deck the halls with beltran's contract

falalalala la la la la
he will make the biggest impact
falalalala la la la la

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 5:04 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Repost from a month ago while we were waiting on Pujols. Seems appropriate today while waiting on Beltran

A short history of Cardinals hot stove for non-St Louis residents:

1971: Watch for major news in the daily paper or the 5 minute sports segment on the local news. Wait for Baseball Digest to arrive monthly. Wait breathlessly for The Sporting News (known then as "The Bible of Baseball") to arrive weekly.
1991: Watch Sports Tonight on CNN with Nick Charles and Fred Hickman. Watch ESPN – especially for the 28/58 updates. Still get The Sporting News, but not sure why.
2011: Check VEB every 5 minutes. Wonder why I’m not getting any work done. Wonder if Sporting News is still published

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 22, 2011 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

He had that strike

so he should know better.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Dec 22, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

beltran bells beltran bells

its christmastime in st. louie
ding a ling
hear them ring
soon he will wear cardinal red

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 5:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

i have one ready for once he signs

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 22, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

BELTRAN BELLS

BELTRAN’S SWELL
(RASMUS LAID AN EGG)
WE ARE STILL WORLD CHAMPIONS
BUT PUJOLS GOT AWAY
HEY

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Man this is dirty

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 22, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So... are we really going to get Beltran?

He has always been one of my favorite players.

VEB WINTER MEET-UP DISCUSSION
SIGN CARLOS BELTRAN

by a fink on Dec 22, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

we don't know for sure

but we are composing fan-fiction carols to lure him to the cardinals. it’s like holliday and pies, really.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the phrase 'fan-fiction' is danup's bat signal.

I’m not sure you can say this phrase without him entering the thread.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 22, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

dun dun dun

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Man

i could really go for some Cardinals Fan Fiction right now, possibly in an alternate universe where the cardinal players are all wizards…

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he Jewish? He might be Jewish.

מָעוֹז צוּר יְשׁוּעָתִי, לְךָ נָאֶה לְשַׁבֵּחַ
תִּכּוֹן בֵּית תְּפִלָּתִי, וְשָׁם תּוֹדָה נְזַבֵּחַ.
לְעֵת תָּכִין מַטְבֵּחַ מִצָּר הַמְנַבֵּחַ.
nartleB solraC,אָז אֶגְמוֹר בְּשִׁיר מִזְמוֹר חֲנֻכַּת הַמִּזְבֵּחַ.

VEB WINTER MEET-UP DISCUSSION
SIGN CARLOS BELTRAN

by a fink on Dec 22, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

THE GATES OF OBLIVION ARE OPENING NOW

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

אני רוצה קרלוס בלטראן לחנוכה

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not translating fink's ripping off from the Siddur

but the above line says, " I want Carlos Beltran for Hanukkah"

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Squint really hard to see the 3D

actually, just right to left

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope this says:

beltran beltran beltran
i made him out of clay.
beltran beltran beltran
in the outfield he will play.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

he said he wouldn't sign with us

because he was offended that some guy had been posting “SIGN PRINCE FIELDER” all over some Cardinals blog. Ballplayers are touchy these days.

by Robth on Dec 22, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Pujols got run over by greed

Coming off his second WS ring
You can say there’s no such thing as karma
But as for me and Beltran, we believe

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 22, 2011 5:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

LOMO haha

LoMoMarlins Logan Morrison
Just heard from my boy that Prince to Seattle is a done deal…

about a 95% chance he is trolling am i right?

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

My guess

is that his “boy” is trolling him.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Dec 22, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

re: Swindle (apologies for not reading entire thread first)

I wouldn’t call that damn thing an eephus pitch. The speed makes it almost resemble a knuckleball….at 55 (!) mph, I wonder if that means that despite rotating, it’s up in the air for such a comparatively long time that it can potentially knuckle a little.

I love the signing. Totally agree w/ Danup’s point about oddball pitchers, they’re so much fun. But I’d imagine this guy might actually be able to steal Romero’s gig and be useful.

I can’t imagine what was running thru that poor batter’s head as he walked back to the dugout….

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

It's not going to knuckle while spinning

10 year olds don’t throw a knuckleball every time they throw it 60 feet.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

boog could have knuckled it while spinning

cries

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno

it spends so long in the air. It only has to knuckle a tiny amount to be the difference between a foul behind a home plate and a liner to center. You’re probably right that it doesn’t (or can’t) knuckle, but I can’t help wondering about it. Especially in windy conditions. I mean, if the local wind speed is 20 mph or more and the pitch is only moving ~55…..

Also makes me wonder what kind of RPM he’s getting on that thing.

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

55 is too slow for it to knuckle

Lots of people think Wakefield can only throw that hard, but the truth is that you have to throw the ball 72-75 for it to knuckle the most.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 22, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

too slow?

that’s a new one on me

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no point in teaching young kids to throw a knuckle ball

Because they generally can’t throw it hard enough to be effective.

You have to throw it in a certain velocity range for the aerodynamic effects to be maximized.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 22, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So, a choice

1. Way overpay for 2 years of Beltran and his knees
2. Beltran for 3 years and a lot of praying that he’ll be “in the best shape of his life” in the 3rd year since, as we all know, he’s 1 year away from the year when CFs fall off a cliff.

by sdrone on Dec 22, 2011 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think the team should go without Beltran in 2012 because we are afraid of being saddled with a bad contract in 2014...

if you look at the team’s projected payroll, existing long term contracts, and what is likely to come out of the farm system we can clearly take on a little dead money without any repercussions.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure it matters much

if its something like 2/28 as opposed to 3/34. i think its more likely to be 3 guaranteed years though

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

If Berkman doesn't re-sign after 2012, Craig will play 1B in 2013 and Beltran will play RF.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe this was just added to the initial Goold piece
Beltran has been a target of the team since Albert Pujols signed with the Los Angeles Angels. The outfielder wanted to make a decision on his next team before Christmas, and it’s possible that his final decision could come as soon as today.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 22, 2011 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

11 years

just to dick on Albert

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And include it all in future signing announcements
Breaking news, Cardinals GM big MO has just signed the entire 40 man roster to 11 year post career PSCs “so they don’t cry and leave StL for fear of now being loved”. On side note exclusive “MO tells Rains he can’t stand tears”

Also, holds press conference to announce new team policy

MO announces new team policy: "all future free agent and draft prospects will be offered 11 year PSCs unless they cry. If they cry they will be offered lifetime MLB contracts and lifetime PSCs

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'll have a blue Christmas

without Beltran.
All I want for Christmas is Beltran
etc.

by OKCardsfan on Dec 22, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

GUYS WHY HAVEN'T WE INKED BELTRAN YET?!?!?!?!?!?!

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!!!

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Dec 22, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

someone have to say this every time i ask?!

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

HEH

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

2B

Will the Cards give Kolten Wong and/or Zack Cox a look in the majors in 2012 or is 2013 a more realistic timeframe?

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Dec 22, 2011 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Cox might be a September call up. No chance on Wong

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

never grow up, veb

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why not?

Sign Yoenis Céspedes
Twitter | Google+

by purple_haze on Dec 22, 2011 6:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well Cox is going to start out in AA for shizzles, might get moved up to AAA mid-season and be in line for a call up in September

Wong is either going to be in Springfield all year or he’ll start off in Palm Beach and move to Springfield midseason

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The Cardinals seem to be one of the only teams that don't promote players from AA

The general consensus is that if you are succeeding in AA for a well regarded prospect, you usually won’t be able to learn much more by going to AAA instead of the majors.

Sometimes it’s good to be conservative with these things but sometimes I think the Cardinals are a little too passive in this regard. Though, we have not had many big prospects in recent years other than Colby, so maybe that policy will change at least a little bit in the next few years.

by oplaid on Dec 22, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Merry Christmas!

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Dec 22, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions   5 recs

Torty Claus is coming to town!

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Dec 22, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

USC 2012 National Champions, you guys

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

barkley is....well, he's just not very smart.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

no, you're not blowing me off on this one.

i’m sick of these guys getting glamour for going back to school when it’s quite obvious they would be a top five pick. if i wrote you a $35M check and gave you the option of cashing it tomorrow or having to wait a year but after that year there’s only an 80% chance that $35M check will still be there, what would you do?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

If money were the only thing in the world I cared about, I would take the $35M check

Next question plz

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

what a bullshit reply.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That is both not a question and quite rude

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you're

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck you

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what's the point of going back to school?

sure, he’s going to get to compete for a national championship. but is the thrill of a national championship (maybe 5-10% chance of happening) worth the risk of losing tens of millions of dollars (probably about the same odds)?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The thrill of a national championship + another year of college life + being known as the greatest Trojan QB (possibly greatest Trojan, period)

He doesn’t have the same values as you do but it’s certainly understandable.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

PEOPLE MAKE DIFFERENT DECISIONS THAN I WOULD

THEREFORE THEY SHOULD NOT BE PRAISED FOR DOING SO

but i’d totally take the cash.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

you are starting it again

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

...

creating an opening for more of this

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just the wrong decision. period.

if barkley goes pro and signs a contract, he’ll be set for life. forever. and he’ll likely be able to take care of his family. for life. forever. and that could all go away on just one of the thousands of plays he’ll run next season at USC in practice and during games.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

see

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

so clearly it isn't all about the money for him.

you are a different person in a different position who, if put in barkley’s position, would make a different decision.

i agree it’s pretty dumb to potentially lose all that cold hard cash, but perhaps winning a championship is more important?

also, he could HELP his draft stock with a great season next year, so that could be a factor in his decision, right?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He's easily the #1 prospect in the 2013 class as of right now

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah so ignore my last sentence.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that backs up your point

He’s either the #2 or #3 best QB in this class. He’ll definitely be the #1 QB, if not the #1 overall player in next year’s class. That’s a non-insignificant pay bump

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh. so ignore my other last sentence.

haha. sorry. having issues today.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

is it?

does anyone have the draft slotting matrix handy? does it exist yet? it’s not how it used to be.

RJ Swindle for LOOGY
I have a man-crush on Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 22, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

if barkley thinks POSSIBLY winning a championship is worth $35M...

i hold my point that he’s not very smart.

on the subject of his draft stock, it doesn’t get much higher than it already is. he could move up maybe a spot or two.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You're not very good at accounting

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

he's a top seven pick this year.

IF he has a good year next year and IF he doesn’t get hurt, he’s probably top 1-4 next year, which will obviously result in a gain. but the marginal utility of the extra $10-15M is probably not all that high.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

In addition to that money, you also have to account for the utility he would get out of potential national championship

And the utility he would get out of being known as the best Trojan quarterback of all time and the utility he gets out of being in college for another year

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

know what's larger than all that?

the difference in utility from $35M to $0M.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

you say that like it's an inevitability that he will

suffer career-threatening injury…

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it's as if not more likely than winning the NC

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

lolwat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, fang, go do this

Look up the probability that a Top-5 preseason team wins the national championship

Then look at the probability that a quarterback in a D1 school suffers a career-ending injury

K lemme know what you find

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm not talking about career ending.

i’m talking about anything that would hurt his draft stock and cause him to lose money on his decision. “anything” includes getting hurt in any capacity that would affect his performance/causing him to miss games, him just not being as good, him getting into trouble, etc. and i think one of those things happening has at least equal chances with him winning the national championship.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Fang has a point here

We see it all the time in MLB (or the EPL), players not being traded in July (or Janurary), they’re stock falls (for whatever reason) by the time the offseason rolls around and the team (or they themselves) earn less as a result. Sometimes its better to play it safe.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I have, at no point, disagreed about this in a monetary sense

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

their

but thanks for the support.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

in barkleys case specifically

it seems unlikely this will happen. usc is completely loaded, they have two WR in woods and lee who are future top 10 picks as well. its a pretty fair bet that he will light it up next year

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, indeed.

(we have officially reached the limit of my NFL knowledge)

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then you should clarify your points better, sir

You are saying:

Current contract + Util(NFLPlayer) > Future contract + Util(nc)*P(WinningNC) + Util(col) + Util(GreatestQBinUSCHistory)

Correct?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

or, to put it more clearly:

EV (going pro) > EV (staying in school)

at least in terms of money. the utility can be argued about forever but only mr. barkley knows that answer.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

SO YOU ADMIT IT ISN'T

NECESSARILY THE “WRONG” CHOICE!

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

n/s

if the utility for him makes up the difference in EMV’s, then good for him. but i strongly disagree with him on that, which is fine.

i apologize, i came on a little strong. what i have is obviously just an opinion, just a very strong one.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough.

you are certainly entitled to your opinion. like i said, if this choice was before me, i’d choose the money. obviously, there’s something else at play here for him.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate it when you business-types fight

you could at least you powerpoints

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

easily my worst comment in the thread.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think the fancy word is "externality"

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

econ vocab word!

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

name me a couple notable qb's who have suffered career ending injuries

that were scheduled to be top 10 picks. i can’t think of any off the top of my head

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Not injuries per se

But Jake Locker was consensus #1 and he stayed and was drafted later cause he had a shitty year. (That is significant amounts of money that was just given up.)

by OKCardsfan on Dec 22, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Brian Brohm was, if i recall correctly, also projected as a #1 overall

and fell to the 2nd round, and is now out of the NFL

RJ Swindle for LOOGY
I have a man-crush on Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 22, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

1. wat

2. psh deloitte

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend got hired from KPMG

She flies to either LA or Hawaii every week. Sort of jelly of her, but I don’t think I’d like the actual job part of it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

she'll burnout.

and that travel plan isn’t typical.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, pretend I said McKinsey or Bain.

I’m sure they send a boatload of recruiters to the Harvard of the Midwest.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 22, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

actually never heard of either.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

meh consulting.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

read
up

corporate
sites

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i wiki'd.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

well this is embarrassing.

i should have known who they were. inexcusable.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

the utility he gets out of being in college for another year

Lots and lots and lots of…. you can’t put a price on that

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He's actually like super religious, Tebow-style

I don’t know that he does that…

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

moran, maybe he really does have his priorities fucked up.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

//////religion

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

wait shit

you’re right

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not necessarily mutually exclusive....

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I know

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

His family is already fairly well off, IIRC

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

he goes to USC. this shouldn't surprise anyone.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes no football player at USC has ever been poor

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

was kind of jok

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just the wrong decision no matter how you look at it.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

what a bullshit reply.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a reference to fang's earlier comment.

for some reason i feel meaner today than usual. i think it’s because i was just sick.

basically i was making fun of fang, not you.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

since you are looking at it from a pure economical standpoint

there are other ways to look at it in which its not the wrong decision. also not to mention there is a fairly strong case to be made it could be the better economical decision anyway

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

such conversation is going on above this.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i wrote my post in response to your statement that

“its the wrong decision no matter how you look at it” which i disagree with pretty strongly

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the wrong decision no matter how YOU look at it.

But the point is whether it’s the right decision how HE looks at it

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 22, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

which relates back to my original statement.

he’s not very smart.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This has nothing to do with intelligence

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

okay.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

what a bullsh...

oh forget it.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

dude

you’re descending into Jim Rome levels of self-parody at this point. There is a difference between an opinion and a fact, The End.

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

"in my opinion"

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s just the wrong decision. period.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

no matter how you look at it!

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

that was an addendum to that post.

i wrote the word “happy” at the end but that didn’t make it for some reason.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm glad this is done.

so how about ohio state, man?

please don’t actually talk about ohio state

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck ohio state.

/obligatory

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

word is he didn't get all that favorable of an evaluation from nfl people

i mean he likely would have been top 10 but there is no luck or RG3 in next years class. he could go 1 next year.

and with the rookie wage scale the money isn’t the same as it once was.

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't the college thread over there?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 22, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i haven't read most of the earlier thread.

summary? worth reading?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea.

I shift+A’d

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 22, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

USC will just have to vacate it in five or six years.

And Barkley will give back his Heisman Trophy, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Why are you the way that you are?

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

rekity rec

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

the great r[ock n'] (j)r[oll] swindle!

turns out malcolm mclaren is the secret behind the eephus.

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by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

Accidentally on purpose shift-a'd

did i miss anything?

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

a bunch of christmas carols to persuade beltran to sign.

but not anything else.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Cards sign Beltronic yet?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason

by The Continental on Dec 22, 2011 6:33 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

I have a friend I knew in college

Who only knows a few baseball players. One of them is Carlos Beltran, because during the 2006 postseason his name came up a few times and she’d march around acting like a robot and saying “BELL-TRON.”

I will be doing this all the time if we sign him.

by mojowo11 on Dec 22, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure if you can

you can upload/url to imgur.com and can be edited on that

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 22, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no, no, you can. i just forget how.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

...

remove the " " from both sides

“”link.jpg" height =“200” width=“350”/>"

if it needs resizing.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome my VEB brother

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I got if from TC I think

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

"this week on six degrees of separation!"

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 22, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I realize it's pretty far down the line

But he swears by it and says they agreed to terms and will come out shortly.

by stl522 on Dec 22, 2011 6:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i want to believe

But I don’t want to get my heart broke again

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 22, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the most Awesome news all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Good job, you!

You’re half right!

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

waiting for terms

but this guy might have nailed it

by Wombat x on Dec 22, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS GUY GETS A REC

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

uh....this dude is legit

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

ha exactly right. bam.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Dec 22, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

how about that

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by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

we got the inside sauce.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 23, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I asked this on twitter, but didn't get that many responses.

Would you trade Jaime to the Nats if we got a similar package?

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by CodyG on Dec 22, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

ALREADY BEEN THERE, BROSKI

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You're but one part of the VEB hive mind collective consciousness.

You’re “idea” was simply a reverberation from VEB.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

your

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my god yes.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if we could be guaranteed...

of getting EJack or Oswalt or some other above average starter.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ejax is another point all together.

what the hell is going on with him? i know he’s definitely (or at least seemingly) not in the plans, but whose plans is he in?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Teams might still

prefer Jair Jurrjens and Wandy Rodriguez before committing to Edwin. If this lack of interest drags on too much longer he might wind up in the same situation as Kyle Lohse 4 years ago.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 22, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd actually max at the lohse deal for edwin.

in terms of both years and AAV ($12M).

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i was clarifying that i meant his AAV from 2012

his contract was backloaded.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

John Danks just got 5/65...

with a market of one team. I have to believe someone will pony up 4/40 for Jackson eventually.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 22, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

The heart of our offense consists of Holliday (age 32) and Berkman (age 35). Carpenter is no spring chicken, either, and Yadi is aging. The team has a good chance to compete for a World Series title in 2012 and 2013 with Jaime Garcia. I don’t believe we should hinder our chances by trading Jaime. Besides, we have a contract that buys out his arbitration years and has two very club-friendly club options for his first two potential years of free agency.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 22, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Red suits his comlexion

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooo.

Anyone think he gets #15?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason

by The Continental on Dec 22, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We should give him No. 5

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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i bet that number will be retired

either Albert will underperform in LA and we do it, since we all get over the FA saga OR he’ll be great in LA, they retire his number and we do too so as not to look bitter.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 22, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I guess Furcal and Jay both had it last year.

So he’ll probably get it if he wants it.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason

by The Continental on Dec 22, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

good night VEBers

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

I have a feeling the Beltran thing is going to happen soon.

It sounds like the Cardinals and Indians were the last 2 options for him and he rejected a trade to Cleveland last season.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 22, 2011 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

i was actually hoping he'd sign before i go out to watch the basketball game...

apparently that’s not going to happen. twitter is very quiet.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

tix to Braggin' Rights?

Good for you.

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Dec 22, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately, no.

just headed up to the local watering hole.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

okay, so yesterday i asked how on earth beltran made sense in cleveland.

ken rosenthal has an answer of sorts, but it makes no sense.

Beltran could get a far greater number of at-bats at DH once Hafner was gone. But Acta wouldn’t have too much difficulty creating playing time for Beltran next season, even though the Indians’ outfield appears set with Michael Brantley in left, Grady Sizemore in center and Shin-Soo Choo in right.

* * *

For starters – and most important – Beltran would be a significant offensive upgrade over Brantley. Beltran, a switch-hitter, had a 152 OPS-plus last season. Brantley, a left-handed hitter, was at 96, and 100 is defined as the league average.

* * *

The Indians are looking to upgrade at first base, and Brantley could fit into that equation – he has played first in the minors, and could serve in a left-right platoon with Matt LaPorta or some other option

wait, brantley is a crappy hitter, so beltran will replace him, so brantley can . . . play first base part-time? unless you’re talking about the world’s worst ever platoon split (it’s pretty bad, but even against LHP, he has a .314 career wOBA), you usually don’t fix your below-average hitting LF by sticking him at first. mostly, this just shows that the indians have a pair of replacement value guys at first and in LF. toss in travis hafner and whoever you have at 2b, and you probably have about 2 wins coming from 1b, 2b, LF, and DH. i think cleveland has problems beltran won’t fix – and they lack the budget to make up the remainder.

i realize that, beyond the Tigers, the AL Central is wide-open, but i don’t get their interest at all.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

you realize you're talking about the team that gave up a shit ton for ubaldo...

because they thought they were in it/he was actually good, right?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind it. It just needs to stay in the A.L. only.

I don’t think it’ll ever be taken away entirely due to it prolonging the careers of some players.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 22, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

are they actually going to play MORE interleague games?

I thought it was just going to be spread out throughout the season.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 22, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure makes it tougher for the Cards (and other NL teams)

to compete for certain free agents – i.e. Beltran and he who will not be named. I wish the DH would go away, but I know it won’t. I just fear it will be imposed on the NL.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 22, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

complete with REAL block quote.
dgoold Derrick Goold
#Cardinals and Beltran have agreed upon a two-year deal, according to sources. News posted on http://Stltoday.com #stlcards

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by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Smooth

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 22, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 22, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WOHOOOOO

Let the season begin!

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
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by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

finally

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 22, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Dec 22, 2011 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

So, that happened.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 22, 2011 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

aforementioned stltoday.com article

link

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by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

WAT
Tim Brown @TBrownYahoo Close
Last possible jam-up on Cards-Beltran deal: Beltran wants full no-trade clause.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 22, 2011 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

why would that jam things up? the only way we'd be trading him would be if he was hurt.

nobody’s gonna be begging to get the rump end of a 2-year contract on an injured player.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, I guess

We give them to everyone else

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

1. okay...

2. GIVE IT TO HIM. IT’S TWO FUCKING YEARS

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It's gonna be a Feliz Navidad!

Prospero años y felicidad!

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Dec 22, 2011 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

"can beltran be the starting center fielder"

the question that will be debated over and over and over again over the next few months.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

"we'll see"

I will argue that until the end of April.

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by CodyG on Dec 22, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

obviously...

it’s pretty black and white while craig is out, no?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

. . . and only settled when he takes the field.

it’s kind of a stupid argument to have. we have a tiny sample of his fielding skill post-injury, post-surgery. i don’t know if the club had him do a workout to see how he looks, but i think scouting would tell you more about whether he’s CF-ready than stats. and i don’t know that any of us have anything better than a guess about that.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not like lack of information

has stopped us from debating things before.

Makin' toast!

DING

Butterin' toast!

by dronemc on Dec 22, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand.

I was just being glib in my giddy, Beltran-response frame of mind.

Makin' toast!

DING

Butterin' toast!

by dronemc on Dec 22, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

your comment was apt.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

do you doubt that it will be discussed to great length?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck it.

Could Ryan Theriot play SS? No.
Could Lance Berkman play RF? No.
Could Skip Schumaker play 2B? No.
Could Allen Craig 2B,3B, or CF? No, no, and no.

Why stop now?

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 22, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

kind of, actually.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

even though the second one doesn’t really fit with the other three.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

at least he had major league experience.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say he sucked

he lacked range, but I don’t ever remember really being particularly worried about Berkman in RF once the season started.

Craig in CF, however….

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he sucked

our expectations were just much worse.

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by CodyG on Dec 22, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

it’s not like he was Chris Duncan, watching fly balls drop or kicking them around. He caught pretty much everything he got to and his arm is decent. (I put very little faith in defensive #s, just because it takes so long for them to stabilize, FWIW.)

He wasn’t awesome or anything, but I don’t see why everyone says he just flat out sucked. To me the only real problem w/ Berk in RF is range.

The Cardinals and their fans were privileged to get the best of Pujols. It truly was an honor. And now the Cardinals and their fans don't have to worry about paying for the worst of Pujols.--Miklasz

by nota bene on Dec 22, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure that we've seen enough of allen craig at third to say yes or no.

and everybody – including mo – knew berk would be a bit of a butcher in RF, but his bat would make it worth it. kind of the same deal with beltran.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 22, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

......we hope

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

precisely

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 22, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

BELTRAN THREAD

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 22, 2011 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

who died and made you mod?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw man I'm sad this is too late in the thread to get green'd

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

stupid rui

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 22, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

rui linked back to it

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 22, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

literal LOL

this is so great.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL I LOVE VEB

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by mysterui on Dec 22, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 22, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fucking hilarious.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Dec 23, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Link

Can you not click on links in the Android app? Doesn’t seem to be working for me.

by KingPenguin on Dec 22, 2011 8:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Jingle Beltran Thread

(I had this in the hopper before Fritz’s post.)

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

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