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Friday Morning Thread: Shelby Miller Timing

I like the question raised in this Post-Dispatch headline, although Shelby Miller's arrival—the question, if you don't want to click through to four paragraphs of Larry Borowsky—is probably not actually coming in 2012, if all goes according to plan, unless the Cardinals plan on doing the David Price thing.

More important, for me, is what the Cardinals will get out of the talent they do expect to bring up this year, because at this moment—starting David Freese and David Freese's 2011 understudy, Daniel Descalso, using Tyler Greene as the beard for a shortstop situation that's exactly as unsettled as it was at this point last year—they're expecting a lot out of them.

Let me be the first person to say this really obvious thing this month: The Cardinals' success in 2012 will be extremely dependent on players who could be replacement level types or league average types. Not just Descalso, but Matt Carpenter, a cast of a thousand relief pitchers—the Cardinals succeeded in 2011 because those guys were almost uniformly outstanding. The most exposed Memphis type who wasn't perfectly fine at his position was Mark Hamilton, who hit .213 over 51 plate appearances.

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Maikel Cleto was "outstanding" in 2011?

I must have missed it.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 AM EST reply actions  

In the minors he was damn good

He kicked ass in A+ and AA, and then held his own in Memphis. His stats don’t look very impressive but they were above average. For example, StatCorner pegs his tRA at Memphis at 5.46, but the league average tRA is 6.01 (when did that league become a hitter’s paradise? I thought that was AA).
I mean, he spent something like four innings in the majors as the “break glass in case of roster emergency” kind of call-up, right? And even in those four bad innings he still struck out a billion people (and walked two-thirds of a billion).

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Well said, bobo.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I might have overstated how good he was in the other levels

but his tRA+ numbers on StatCorner were in the 120s and 130s I think. That strikes me as pretty good. Also, there was a pretty decent gap between his tRA and tRAr in Memphis, but not really at A+ and AA.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about over-stated

I’m all for giving the kid a healthy dose of leeway. He got bounced all over hell and back this season and held up fairly well. Even when he was looking like a fish out of water in his cups of coffee, he was still pretty impressive with what he did correctly.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Hard to hammer a 21-22yo with a high 90's(potential 100mph) fastball

too hard, especially when he has just changed systems

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I keep forgetting just how young he is

I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t sounding like I think he’s a top 20 prospect in baseball or something. And also I don’t know how to interpret “plus” stats like tRA+ for minor leaguers as well as I do for major leaguers.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

all projections are generalizations

and MLB is about specifics so while MiLB perfomance can by somewhat predictive. I would put more emphasis on talent and skillset than on results.

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

If he fixes his problems, he'll be an awesome starter.

If he doesn’t completely fix them, he could potentially still be a pretty good reliever.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Honestly,

until he just falls apart completely, I get goosebumps seeing that ball just jump out of his hand. Holy shit that’s impressive.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I think so. I'll let you know when I see him in St.Louis.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh

What are people going to do if they both make it to the big leagues and we see their fastballs all the time? Watching them pitch could become like cocaine on our senses. Everything else just wouldn’t be as awesome anymore.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

the cocaine analogy...

is that why I hated theriot’s defense?

by _pistol_ on Dec 2, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

No. You hated his defense because it was world-class bad.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 2, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Without McClellan, Lohse, and Westbrook around,

the effect will be exponentially greater. We will come to expect electric fastballs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

That is possibly a fantastic scenario waiting to happen.

Matheny calls the BP: “Get the fireballer up.”
Lilliquist:“Hell, skip, you gotta be more specific.”

/towel

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

should be green

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not easy

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.
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by purple_haze on Dec 2, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

In Cleto short cup of coffee in the majors

His FB averaged 98.4 with his super small sample would lead all the majors.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 2, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

He's younger than Aroldis Chapman.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

mattbobo,

please explain this tweet by Jon Heyman from last night:

its been quite a day for the #bobos

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 9:28 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

*mattybobo

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hm. I am at a loss to explain this.

However, Twitter is the official “say untrue things about mattybobo” medium, so skepticism is warranted.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha ha, you drink Pepsi!

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Lies! I drink Coca-Cola, take it back!

Also, I just discovered this: http://twitter.com/mattybobo which is definitely not me (unless I have a sleep-walking alter-ego of which I was previously unaware, who is a freelance filmmaker and picture researcher, whatever that is).

And since it’s not a fake Twitter account it means I’m really not the only mattybobo anymore.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm in a long running fantasy baseball league with a mattybobo from the Bostone area.

There are at least three mattybobo’s out there.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

We're multiplying

Perhaps waiting and gathering power.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

...there are more of you out there?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yet in the end

there can be only one.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Dec 2, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

But listen, and understand:

more mattybobos are out there…

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo D-Dee (or others)

Can you link drop your 2010 retrospective fanpost?

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 AM EST reply actions  

you just mean this?

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 2, 2011 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh.
(Please note that these fanposts are extremely browser intensive.)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

this amateur post?

yep, that’s the one

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Just so you know

you’ve now created an air of expectation. Best get to planning the 2012 post now.

[Also, I swear I’m going to finish the VEB Guide to the Lou before the next season starts. It will happen.]

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

You didn't do one in 2009, did you?

You joined late that year but I don’t want to miss one if you did.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

balls were dropped no one wants to remember

so we’re just gonna stay away from 2009

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me or does this comment

really just say it all? I mean, how much more descriptive can you be than “balls were dropped”. Sounds like jr high all over again.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

President Reagan on Iran-Contra: "Mistakes were made."

Not political. Historical. In the passive voice.

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 2, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

This statement strikes me as vaguely Hemingway-esque.

“Balls were dropped no one wants to remember, so we’re just going to stay away from 2009.”
Isn’t it pretty to think so?

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the meme that never dies

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 2, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

You could just finish the Penny Pitch F/X Fanpost….

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

boom.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

lolololol

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

in the same way

this is an amateur shortstop play

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 2, 2011 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

btw, after dec 15, someone remind me to go back into this post and host and relink

all the videos fsnmw killed

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't know what they do with them, i guess they expire after so long on the fsnmw website, but i got them

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

well, i got all caught up in this

so i just redid the links for the boog and bombs show
if anyone wants to take a look and let me know if something is not working, go ahead

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright

It’s mainpaged now. I’ll add future ddee collections to it.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

why would the marlins sink 15.5% of their payroll into a closer?

is this all about drawing crowds to the new stadium or what’s happening?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 9:55 AM EST reply actions  

That percentage will soon be declining it would appear...

they appear to be serious about signing Reyes.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

well, where is this money coming from all of a sudden?

do they project so much more revenue from the new place?
that’s quite the gamble

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

It's coming from the taxpayers of southern Florida...

not sure how high their payroll can reasonably be expected to go…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Loria saw how successful McCourt and Wilpon were

and is looking to mimic it.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

if he knows

when to quit better than those two, he probably could be successful.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

He's also not afraid to have a huge fire sale

and liquidate an existing team to start building for the next team. They don’t have a traditional fanbase, so people are only going to show up when the win anyway.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He ran the Expos into the ground and was rewarded by getting the Marlins.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ran them into the ground?

He employed the same strategy with the Expos and those crafty Canadians told him, in so many words, to go fuck himself.

FWIW — I wouldn’t wish anyone having to play baseball in Olympic Stadium either, but still.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't wish anyone having to play baseball in Olympic Stadium

and I wouldn’t want my tax dollars paying for a new sports arena.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm ok with tax dollars paying for a sports arena,

because said arena can host a lot of other events, like the Sprint Center in KC, Target Center in the Twin Cities, or Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines. Those type of complexes invite private investment around the facility and improve the ability of that particular community to bring in outside entertainment. That’s a way to improve the private lives of taxpayers, which is what taxpayer dollars should be used for.

I certainly wouldn’t want my tax dollars to fund a baseball ONLY facility, however, because there are very few uses for that type of venue other than baseball, and in the northern section of the country (like, say, Minneapolis) they’re essentially only usable during the baseball season as well. At that point, taxpayers are simply giving money away to private enterprises that are part of a cartel run by billionaires.

I fully believe that taxpayer dollars would never have been put into the Busch III project had constituents gotten a glimpse of the supposed “Ballpark Village” site 6 short years later.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I give you U2

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How many other big concerts has Busch hosted though?

I would guess the Edward Jones Dome has twice as many since the stadium was built and it’s in a really crappy part of downtown, imo.

For that matter, the new hockey arena is also better for multi-purpose use than Busch is.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes and the hockey arena usually has big banners promoting its concerts.

At least when I am around it while in town for a Cardinals game. I think an arena for basketball, hockey and concerts makes much more sense than one for football or baseball. That being said, how awful has the Phoenix Coyotes arena been for the city?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

two arenas that do similar things doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the hockey arena where the old Kiel used to be?

Can’t remember what downtown looks like anymore.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

right next to Union Station.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

the "new" hockey arena.

18 years is a long time to still be considered “new”

i fail at teh subjunctive

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The Eagles played there last year

Didnt McCartney have a show there at some point too?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 2, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i got the CD & love it

i wish i was there. i haven’t been to a DMB show since 02

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Epstein's master plan for NL Central domination!

Ahhhhhhhh! Run! Run for the hills! Ahhhhhhhh!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes, but that's not the only reason.

Loria has clearly had the means to spend $100M on his team for years, he’s just not done it because he was playing hardball to get a stadium built where he could maximize revenue. Now that he has the stadium, I predict he will start spending a lot more money on players, marketing, and so on to reap the benefits of the new stadium’s revenue streams.

This is a huge problem for every professional sports league in America, imo, with the possible exception of the NFL because they have such a great revenue sharing system.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Similarly:

Look at the amount of money the Twins have spent the last couple of seasons. If they were still playing at the Metrodome, is there any fucking way that they sign Mauer to a nearly $200M contract? Not a chance in hell.

Carl Pohlad was making sure that taxpayers built him a stadium, and that’s exactly what he got. Now he’ll pay to keep his team competitive because he can do so and still make as much money as he was before.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Or in other words. . .

1. Extort fans.
2. Corporate Welfare
3. ??? (but probably not overpaying free agent closers)
4. (MOAR) Profit

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Owning a major league baseball team is so lucrative

that even Frank McCourt can’t fuck it up.

Owners and players have finally figured out that nobody wins a strike, and it only took three work stoppages and one canceled World Series to get to that point.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Drugs, of course.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

deep left, shallow right

deepest 420, 416 CF, right center 392, RF 335

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Why would anyone sink that much into a closer?

I thought the dry market for Bell at the deadline was a sign that the overvaluing of closers was coming to a final sane stop, but it turns out that it was actually the Padres so overvalued Bell at the deadline that he couldn’t even be traded. Dumb, dumb, dumb, and stupid.

The only reason they would sink that much into a closer is if they weren’t paying attention for the last 10 years in which the average bust rate of “top end” closers has been around 50%.

Not to mention the fact that Bell isn’t exactly a great closer even in comparison to other overrated closers. Among Leo Nunez, Steve Cishek, and Edward Mujica, the Marlins already have at least one or two guys who are going to be better than Bell next year and you don’t pay tens of millions of dollars to your second or third best reliever if you have any idea what you are doing.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

It's mind boggling.

I’m REALLY happy with the approach Mo is taking with our bullpen. Cheap, high K/9 righties and whatever for your LOOOGies.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

It has been higher than that, hasn't it?
Relief pitchers
The highest-paid relief pitchers, by average annual value:
1. Mariano Rivera, $15,000,000 (2008-10) (2011-12)
2. Brad Lidge, $12,500,000 (2009-11)
. . . Jonathan Papelbon, $12,500,000 (2012-15)
4. Francisco Rodriguez, $12,333,333 (2009-11)
5. Jonathan Papelbon, $12,000,000 (2011)
6. Joe Nathan, $11,750,000 (2008-11)
7. Francisco Cordero, $11,500,000 (2008-11)
8. Billy Wagner, $10,750,000 (2006-09)
9. Kerry Wood, $10,250,000 (2009-10)
10. B.J. Ryan, $9,400,000 (2006-10)
11. Jonathan Papelbon, $9,350,000 (2010)
12. Brian Fuentes, $8,750,000 (2009-10)
13. Trevor Hoffman, $8,000,000 (2010)
14. Bobby Jenks, $7,500,000 (2010)
. . . Heath Bell, $7,500,000 (2011)
16. Jose Valverde, $7,000,000 (2010-11)
17. Danys Baez, $6,333,333 (2007-09)
18. Trevor Hoffman, $6,000,000 (2009)
. . . Mike Gonzalez, $6,000,000 (2010-11)
20. Bobby Jenks, $5,600,000 (2009)
21. Octavio Dotel, $5,500,000 (2008-09)
. . . Fernando Rodney, $5,500,000 (2010-11)
. . . Joaquin Benoit, $5,500,000 (2011-13)
. . . Jonathan Broxton, $5,500,000 (2010-11)

Just looking at the FA contracts, the only ones that lived up to their deals were Rivera… maybe Valverde. Cordero, KRod, Ryan, Lidge, Nathan, Wood, Fuentes, Gonzalez, and Rodney were all busts. Isringhausen was good too, but isn’t on the list.

The first FA contract I can remember was a misguided reliever signing – Bruce Sutter by the Braves in 1984.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR SORIANO!!!

Rafael Soriano rhp
3 years/$35M (2011-13)

3 years/$35M (2011-13)
signed by NY Yankees as a free agent 1/14/11
11:$10M, 12:$11M, 13:$14M

Soriano may opt out and take $1.5M buyout after either 2011 or 2012 seasons

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

"may opt out"

didn’t Vernon Wells have the option to opt out of his deal? I think DiPoto thought about kidnapping one of his kids to make that happen.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking of the bust rate per season,

so among guys like Nathan, Lidge, Rivera, Papelbon, Rodney, and Hoffman in 2009, half of them were very good, but half of them were pretty awful.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting stat

or at least, I found it interesting. In looking up Hoffman’s career stats at BRef, I noticed that in 1035 appearances, covering 1089.1 innings, Hoffman had 0 balks. Zero, none, nihil, nada. Rivera has 3.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Other than Dotel (in a non-huge contract year)

none of these guys pitched for the Cardinals, did they? Woo! We’re winning!

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh. Kerry Wood.

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Dec 2, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Leo Nunez?

you mean Juan Carlos Oviedo?

by tehzachatak on Dec 2, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody in the Marlins' front office

knows that Albert also stole his identity… in reality he’s 50 years old in machine years

by cardsfan_1986 on Dec 2, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

you know, i meant to read the entire post, but i was sidetracked thinking about 2013

Waino
Miller
Garcia
Carp
Lynn / Rosenthal / Cleto / Swagarty / placeholder for the next stud

Do it for Torty.
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by Oedipa Maas on Dec 2, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

Imagine this lineup with it

Catcher Yadier Molina
First Base Albert Pujols
Second Base Kolten Wong
Third Base David Freese
Shortstop Ryan Jackson
Left Field Matt Holliday
Center Field Jon Jay
Right Field Oscar Taveras/Allen Craig

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 2, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Also...

Taveras can play CF (‘thou RF’s probably his best position). However, I think Oscar won’t arrive as early as 2013 unless he keeps the high level of play he did in A ball.

by Forsch31 on Dec 2, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

If we're really going to dream, Pham platoons with Jay and TGreene hits well enough that we stop drooling over Jackson.

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by Cardinals645 on Dec 2, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

or Jackson hits well enough to incite moar drooling

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No way Taveras makes the big leagues in 2013

And if we still have Jon Jay playing everyday in CF in 2013 I’m going to be extremely disappointed.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, yes.

Just like I’m still disappointed that we thought Ryan Theriot was a major league SS at the beginning of 2011.

This is a pretty glaring demonstration of a syllogism:

Winning the World Series with Jon Jay in CF is not disappointing, therefore, Jon Jay as an everyday centerfielder is not disappointing.

That’s neither logical or true. And let’s keep in mind that Skip Schumaker started games 5 and 6 in CF in the World Series.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't Schumaker also start Game 7?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Made a nice catch out there too...

I love how he zigs and zags toward the ball – gets the batter’s hopes up.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I notice no mention of Zach Cox

We must have moved him in the future for that next stud Oedipa is looking for.

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by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Towel.

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

exactly.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Dec 2, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

It is a pretty cool strategy

We hear all the time about how important the starting rotation is, how valuable good starting pitching is, etc. It seems the Cardinals have really isolated that as an are to do their damnedest to fill with homegrown talent. How rare is it to have an entire rotation that is affordable and awesome at the same time? It seems like that is what the Cardinals are actually trying to do with the farm system right now.

Or maybe they just got bored of developing cheap righty relievers.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I recall discussing this a long time ago.

Because hitters and defenders are more predictable, it is a much better place to spend money in free agency. Pitchers are so injury prone that the best way to get them is to buy in bulk.

No one is going to be thinking about Robert Bittle, Seth Blair, Robert Stock (the pitcher), David Kopp, Jess Todd etc. when they look at our cheap bullpen/rotation, but those busts are just as important as the successful players because major league pitching is a matter of attrition.

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Right

I could even see somebody making the opposite argument—that, since pitching is less reliable, you should spend the big money on the true “proven” pitchers. Or something like that. I would not agree with that argument.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that is outside my ability to speak like I know what I'm talking about

I am pretty hazy on that stuff, especially since they are changing the rules around. We have definitely taken advantage of going over slot in the past, though, right?

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the problem though

They are capping the amount you can spend on the draft with heavy fines if you go over it. The international cap is not going to work. We will have extra money in the scouting dept.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 2, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see that it is going to affect the Cards much.

The Cards aren’t big spenders in the draft overall and adhere pretty closely to slot. I think it’s fair to say that Shelby Miller and Zack Cox wouldn’t have fallen to the Cards, though. (though if not Miller, we could have had other good prospects like Mike Trout, James Paxton, Nick Franklin, etc., or one of the players ahead of Miller, like Jacob Turner or Mike Minor, so you never know.)

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's going to affect us a lot in the first round.

We’ve taken signability players in 3 of the last 4 drafts with our first round pick, and then paid them over slot. This is far more likely to hurt the successful small market teams (like St. Louis, Tampa, Minnesota, Milwaukee, etc.) than it will help the non-successful ones.

This is a shitty attempt to install some parity, imo.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I don't see it playing out that way.

The changes in the draft will generally result in the “better” players going to the “worse” teams, which will help parity. (Such that teams are good at identifying the “better” players, but that factor has always been present in the draft and won’t be changed by a new CBA).

If your point is that it could hurt “better” teams (regardless of market size) who get to pick and sign “better” players because the better players price themselves out of some of the “worse” teams’ price range, then you’re correct, of course, because that is what the CBA was trying to eliminate. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t help parity. The new CBA rules for bonuses for the amateur draft simply “hurt” winning teams and help “losing” teams whether they are “small market” or not. (Separately the rules help small market teams by giving them extra picks in the draft)

As for the Cardinals, if we wouldn’t have gotten Cox (because, say, he’d have earlier under the new rules) we could’ve gotten Chris Sale or Christian Yelich or whomever. Moreover, teams are all over the map on slot versus non-slot – lots of small market teams pay over-slot, lots of big market teams pay slot, and vice versa. A team like Tampa is helped by the new rules with respect to bonuses. They are hurt however by the changes for free agent compensation, which will result in them (likely) getting fewer picks. But this change also hurts big market teams (like Boston and Toronto) who use the same strategy.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 2, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

All those points are good ones.

But I still don’t see how limiting compensation in the draft helps the losing teams. The losing teams aren’t losing teams because they refuse to pay “over slot” for more talented players. They’re losing teams because they make bad draft choices, don’t develop good talent, and generally make really bad free agent market decisions. This doesn’t help a losing team that isn’t run effectively (and lets be honest — most of the losing teams that lose for decades are just poorly run — they’ve drafted in the top 10 picks for YEARS and aren’t competitive) and hurts those teams that run their organizations well.

In short, this won’t help parity all that much because the draft itself really isn’t an effective way to develop any kind of parity in MLB. A true revenue sharing agreement containing a salary floor based on the previous year’s revenue sharing would solve all of these problems.

Using the draft to do this is a shitty attempt at it, as I said. Might it help? Sure, it might. But more likely it won’t change much of anything — the teams that draft and develop talent will continue to prosper while the teams that don’t do this well will continue to struggle.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

FYI

This, in particular, has the possibility of being really bad for MLB:

This doesn’t help a losing team that isn’t run effectively (and lets be honest — most of the losing teams that lose for decades are just poorly run — they’ve drafted in the top 10 picks for YEARS and aren’t competitive) and hurts those teams that run their organizations well.

Mostly due to arcane blackout rules, lack of overall revenue sharing, and so on. If it works like you seem to think it will, it would shift a legion of talent away from major markets, on which baseball basically trades on right now. MLB doesn’t have a good television deal like the NFL does that includes all the teams, and blackout rules will prevent a lot of people from being able to watch certain marquee players due to poor in-market attendance.

Baseball has a lot of problems in terms of competitive balance, and this really isn’t going to solve any of them.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I generally agree with all of this.

You’re right that the draft in general isn’t the key to parity, but I don’t think anyone thinks the CBA changes are silver bullets in that regard. They’re baby steps.

You’re also right that the draft won’t greatly help a team that is poorly run and isn’t good at picking and developing players.

But the changes, IMO, do eliminate the Porcello situation. Now, a player like him will be drafted according to his perceived talent, not his signing demands. In general, that helps worse teams (whether small or large market). And for MLB, if not Porcello, I think that is good.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 2, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Seeing as the draft costs peanuts compared to the free agent market

rebuilding teams can afford to be competitive because they aren’t spending as much elsewhere. The Pirates can pick up Josh Bell, The Nationals can pick AJ Cole, etc. The advantage of having the draft be a free market is that small market teams can shift their funds in that direction. The Pirates, Nationals and Royals were the top spenders in the last draft and not just in the first round. I don’t see the Yankees dominating the world with big buxx here.

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by purple_haze on Dec 2, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

The slotting system is idiotic. Just allow teams to trade draft picks. That solves a lot of problems right there.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what your point is.

Is it that you want a free market system where any team, big market (Nationals) or small (Pitt) can spend whatever they want? Do you just want a free agency system instead of an ordered draft?

All you’ve done is describe the system as it is, but not explained why the new system is “worse.” Or why the new system won’t also have rebuilding teams spend the most money to get the best players.

Indeed, the new system will do exactly that since the losing-est teams will pick the “best” players in order of talent, and will have the most money allocated to them to sign these players. The Pirates and Nationals will still spend the most on the draft under the new rules, as long as they’re still the worst teams.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 2, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

My point is that free market draft allows for rebuilding teams to stock up on first round talents that fall for signability reasons

Because they have more money allocated toward the draft and also because they tend to be more willing to spend it on longer-term high upside projects that tend to fall for signability concerns.

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by purple_haze on Dec 2, 2011 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yabut...

if spending a lot of money on the draft or in the internationl FA market proves effective, won’t richer teams eventually do it? A free market with revenue inequaltiy can’t benefit poor teams in the long term. Sure they can jump on inefficiencies here and there, but those will eventually be eradicated as the large market teams get wind of them.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This assumes that rich teams and poor teams have the same needs

Of course spending money on the draft has worked time and time again. So if an adjustment were to be made, it probably would have already happened. But teams that are currently in contention have a greater incentive to spend money on cheaper players closer to the majors than expensive high school long term projects. Their money is more likely saved for free agents who can help them now. Conversely, rebuilding teams value future assets more and present assets less than competitive teams. They are more willing to spend big money on the high school two sport athlete who has superstar projection but will take years to get here. Under the new system, such players will be too expensive for rebuilding teams to pick in the second round since they have to spend all their cap money on an early first round pick. So that player will keep falling to larger market teams who have the cap space and find that the lower value of their pick justifies the risk of not signing him choosing basketball instead (far more likely when bonuses are restricted). It may not affect the first round so much, but these new regulations will make it harder for rebuilding teams develop a core from the rest of the draft.

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by purple_haze on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

same guys that think Matt Halladay just won a WS ring?

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2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 2, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

in Brazil

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They are.

Matt Holliday and Roy Halladay are in Brazil with Carpenter. Thus, Matt Halladay, shortened form.

This makes perfect sense to me, which is why I need to get a life.

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by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

you're on VEB

i think it’s too late

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Take it Slow

I think the Cards management will make the right decision with Miller, but I hope they give him one more full year to mature. Let him pitch a few innings in Sping Training, then let him hone those secondary pitches in Springfield and Memphis.

This guy looks like the real deal. Show patience and limit the possibility for setbacks. He’s too valuable to risk an Ankiel flameout.

by JWO on Dec 2, 2011 10:22 AM EST reply actions  

Just got a pop up

from OpinionMart Survey wanting me to participate in a survey of the site. Anyone else have this happen?

Also, f’n work making me use IE.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 10:27 AM EST reply actions  

I got it last night (using Chrome)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I read this as "with Oprah"

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I get it semi-regularly. I’m a firefox user.

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by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

funny,I just got an email saying my jerseys will be here this morning.

Sorry, but suck it, scoot.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

piss off

I still have to call those bastards. Might just do that right now.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

FU M&N

Same voicemail message. Apparently it’s still Monday. Also, their voice mail box is still full. Rage increasing.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

You just got the email this morning?

Or they will be there this morning? Or both?

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, email this morning.

look down for the rest of the story.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

bt:dt

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG a 20 year old drank in Springfield, Mo!
Last summer’s off-field hijinx also illuminated maturity issues noticed well before an alcohol-related incident resulted in a brief suspension.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 11:06 AM EST reply actions  

This sentence makes the english language cry.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes it does

and say, I’ve been meaning to ask, did Salmon Rushdie really say that? Is he a Cards’ fan?

by easy on Dec 2, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

He posted it on twitter.

I found it so fucking odd and hilarious that I had to replace my Lazy Rasmus sig. I guess he is just a casual baseball fan, but I really have no idea. He’s a very interesting author, and not exactly the type I expected to be congratulating the Cards.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

#HappyFatwa

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 2:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   3 recs

I like Aimee Mann, too.

I have 3 of her solo albums, and one or two of her albums with ’Til Tuesday.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

she's awesome.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

for your listening pleasure.

baron, if you’re on today, this should go on the list of great covers.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh heavens!

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

so
Every year that Yadier Molina and Gerald Laird get into a fight in the clubhouse, the Cardinals win the World Series

It is what it is.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

hey, happy belated birthday.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Just going to guess off the top of my head that 5-10% of major league players are in a fight every season.

Hell, some of them kick eachother in the head.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

While on camera.

And then laugh about it while on camera later.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

And then get suspended for only two games that they would play in.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

And then a year later miss the playoffs while a division rival wins the world series.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That joke of suspension given to Cueto still bothers me.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

It was totally idiotic.

It was handed out, seemingly before the investigation could have even been completed and before the injuries were really understood.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I understand where you're coming from

because a lot of my anger arising out of the suspension is because it ended LaRue’s career. But, to me, what it really comes down to is that Cueto was kicking at people’s heads. A kick with a cleated shoe to the head is very, very dangerous. MLB should have sent a clear message that it will not be tolerated. Instead, MLB gave Cueto a very tolerant suspension.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

It just didn't appear that they examined the evidence at all.

Cueto basically got one of the shortest suspensions of the fighters.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I know this sounds harsh, but he should have been suspended for the remainder of the regular season.

When your actions are the direct and sole cause for someone’s injury, you should be out as long as they are. An entire career would be ridiculous, but I wouldn’t feel bad about suspending him for less than half a season.

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by Cardinals645 on Dec 2, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Look at Cardinals645 getting all Hammurabi on Cueto.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The guy essentially kicked another man in the head with metal spikes.

Is it just me, or would the legal consequences of that outside baseball be much more severe?

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by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

he should have been taken out into the street & shot with rubber bullets

VEB does not condone the killing of any player, but we sure as hell condone a tough but fair punishment

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I've been told by second hand sources...

I don’t think the fight was a big deal. Or at least I don’t see it that way.

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by MattK on Dec 2, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to support irresponsibility

how many popular, big athletic 20 yo millionaires are going to avoid drinking and confrontation completely?

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I could argue either way on that one

Having less to lose makes people crazier, but being lower profile means a lot less people “taking a shot”. Miller is more likely to act entitled due to his youthful success and athletic prowess thereby more likely to have conflict, Miller is less likely to have “something to prove”. Top tier athletes tend to be more competitive and therefor less likely to back down, top tier athletes usually have tremendous self discipline…. I could see it breaking either way.

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

This is why I am not drawing any conclusions about Shelby Miller based on what little the public knows.

It seems that folks are just filling in the details based on their own personal experiences and biases.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I prefer to make massive jumps from conclusion to conclusion based on

incomplete evidence

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by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

That's for sure

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I moved to a new school in high school and had a reputation as a good athlete and got into two fights because of it.

I can only imagine the amount of shit people like Miller or (probably much worse) Bryce Harper get because of their reputations.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

being a millionaire with a reputation as a hothead is a good way to find yourself

fighting in bars a lot, ask Charles Barkley

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by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Also being well over six feet in a bar tends to draw a special kind of idiot.

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by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Over under on Pete Kozma starts next season:

10

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:18 AM EST reply actions  

over

…on some other team’s AAA squad

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 2, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Under

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Better question:

Over under on Pete Kozma starts at SS in Memphis next year: 30

And I’m still taking the under. I think Ryan Jackson starts there and Kozma gets moved to 2B.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Another MIF article

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111201&content_id=26074792

Any idea what the thinking is behind this?

Greene does not figure to be a significant option at second, even if the Cardinals mix and match.

by David201 on Dec 2, 2011 11:33 AM EST reply actions  

He can only play one position at once?

…or can he?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Should have mentioned

That it was saying if they signed a starting SS

by David201 on Dec 2, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Mozeliak has already named Descalso the starter.

I think that means the “significant option” at second base is Descalso and everyone else will just fill in on a part-time basis.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd like a Greene/Descalso platoon at second also.

But even in that case, Greene would be the short end of the platoon, meaning only 100-something ABs over the season.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

wait, what? he named descalso the starter?!

really? wtf

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He said he'd be OK

with Descalso at the starter, if it came to that.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Dec 2, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ok whew not the same thing

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

In the Post-Dispatch,

this is how Strauss reported it:

Mozeliak projects Daniel Descalso as next season’s starting second baseman with incumbent Skip Schumaker ticketed for a ‘super utility" role should the club avoid arbitration. The plan may leave Theriot, last season’s opening day shortstop, a nontender candidate in search of a more robust role elsewhere.

Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinals-could-look-much-the-same-in/article_966f3a3f-fc9d-54d4-977d-841578ffcde4.html#ixzz1fPFg1kY1

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Greene at second

I saw him play second for Memphis in one game and saw him throw two double play balls into left field. Can anyone play second?

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 2, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Like,

he turned around and just chucked the ball into left field? How does one throw a double play ball into left field while attempting to throw from first base?

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

How is that obtuse?

He said “turning the double play”, not “starting the double play”. Those are two very different meanings. When you’re “turning” the double play, you’re the man covering second and throwing to first.

Seems like a case of semantics more than anything else, I was just trying to determine if he meant “right field” instead of left field.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Marlins sign Reyes what do we think about pursuing Bonafacio as a 2B option?

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

or SS for that matter?

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

He's a pretty bad fielder and has only been above average when his BABIP was .372.

He also strikes me as the type of player who would be overrated due to flash. He has potential, but he is well into his service time, and if he costs us real prospects there’s no way he is worth it.

He is a decent outfielder, but he is in Ryan Theriot territory at SS and is no luminary at 2B.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

This.

I would add that in his previous season in which he received 500 PA’s he hit worse than Daniel Descalso’s projected line.

Simply isn’t an option, imo.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

whoever was looking for the headphones

Sennheiser HD 600 Open Dynamic Hi-Fi Professional Stereo Headphones (Black)

Lightning deal starts in about 30 seconds. Better hurry.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

$260 lightning deal

insanity for headphones, IMO. To each his own.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I thibk those are back to regular priced.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 2, 2011 12:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

the only sizes they have of the jersey he is referencing are 2X and 3X

with no plans of restocking. Guess I better get to eating!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

piss

off

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

admit it,

you laughed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll laugh when Fritz cant fit in his

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW these are like 500+ or at least they were

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

that is a crazy deal

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

was

all gone now

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

luckily for me

if it was up for a couple more hours my willpower would have broken and i probably would have gotten them

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 2, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

they had some earbuds earlier for $99

wouldve posted those, but I was too busy working.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

in my experience, HD 600's aren't worth it without a really good dedicated headphone amp, DAC, etc.

just no point in paying that much for the output if your inputs aren’t good enough. this is the same reason it kills me when people buy ridiculously expensive amazing speakers and then plug them into their computer’s headphone port.

by tehzachatak on Dec 2, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

don't get me wrong- they're amazing

but a good midlevel pair of cans is a significantly better value if you’re just going to plug them into your iPod, etc.

by tehzachatak on Dec 2, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

all this is definitely true

no need to go crazy on headphones unless you already have the setup to handle them. the sound will be the same as a pair of $120 sennheisers, except you would be paying an extra $400

2011 wOBA: Brendan Ryan .291, Aaron Miles .291

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 2, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm planning on buying a headphone amp as well, if i need to.

i’m currently in the research stage, but it looks like a decent portable headphone amp that will power everything but the very high-end headphones only costs about eighty bucks.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Look what I found in the office

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Dec 2, 2011 12:25 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I still have my medium SBNation shirt

They were raffling them off and I knew I would win because I haven’t worn a medium since I was 10.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 2, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

impossible

SBN doesn’t allow it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Dec 2, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What are those?

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

VEP platinum memberships.

You don’t have yours?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Platinum membership only available to those with UIDs

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This definitely leaves me out, no UID (or IUDs, WMDs, or BVDs, either)

Not sure I’d want a VEP platinum membership, anyway. He’s too creepy.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad.

VEB platinum memberships, obviously.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone can have a VEP platinum membership

But they gotta pay.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

aw damn i missed the taking your spouse's last name thread last night

:(

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

you can add your thoughts here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

its more of a late nite kind of thread, isn't it?

but i’ll add my thoughts anyway because i would rather do that than work.

i have never thought once about not taking my future husband’s name. and i really love my name. it is a very awesome, never mispronounced, good name. but to me it’s an honor to take someone else’s last name – its a symbol of togetherness forever. you share a name. i think that’s cool. i had always planned to give my first born child my last name as a first name. so as to keep the name in the family.

interestingly, though, i realize now that i will probably need to keep my maiden name professionally. i expect to have built up a decent reputation by the time i get married. my friend that just got married did this. also, my other friend that got married recently kept her last name, but they just had a son who has the dad’s name, not a hyphenated name. so that’s interesting, too, because when the kid gets older, i wonder if schools, other parents, etc. are going to think that she’s not his biological mom.

okay that’s it.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

insert creepy Gibby45 comment here

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Just had my office window painted

I am now
Mr. IHeartBoog, insurance agent.
I can’t wait to take her name because i want her so much!

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that'll work.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Just filed papers to change my son's name

Please welcome to the world:
Effin ZoomZoom IHeartBoog.

BTW, he’s still a pessimist of the worst kind, but his name is awesome!

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Dec 2, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of......

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I second this.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ayup.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

sexual harassment in the real world

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet Rui's mom would recieve it well

o/

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

when is this going to die, too?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

nevar

i fail at teh subjunctive

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 2, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Look here at VEB we wear the meme threadbare then around Christmas

we scoop them into a box and throw them out. This Meme won’t expire for at least one one more month.

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Done

My apologies to IHB. No offense was ever intended. Just an effort to bring a few chuckles to all along the way.

We just don't recognize the most significant events of our lives while they're happening. - Moonlight Graham

by Gibby45 on Dec 2, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

boo

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That is pretty much what my wife ran into

she graduated Optometry School under her maiden name so she really had a tough time deciding what to do.

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife uses her maiden name as her middle name and has mine as her last name now

Good deal for her; she’s down a net -6 letters

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i like my middle name too much to change it.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Pink Ranger

Also, you can always take two middle names

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

or fingers?

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you're on a roll

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

did you forget who his mom is?

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Dec 2, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

two fists?

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Dec 2, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

too far

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what my wife did.

Her middle name is now a hyphenated combo of her old middle name and her maiden name.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

that is so many names though!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, she always initializes her middle name, and uses periods instead of a

hyphen. And many times, she drops her maiden name initial. I guess it’s just whatever she feels like that day.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Rui you should do the same thing

and become a Proffessor.

Or you could get a doctorate and become this guy:

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If only she

/puts on sunglasses
Looked a little harder.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I (kind of) hope not to start too much crap

But if that’s the case (with you attached to your name professionally), why not ask your future husband to take your last name? Once you roll that around in your head, you’ll realize its pretty much the same as the wife taking the husbands name, just with no historical precedent.

I can see where it made sense to combine names for simplicity in the far past, especially since:
1) People really didn’t do as much in their life to have associated with their name before getting married.
2) Women rarely needed their name to mean anything, as they didn’t do very much that the outside world noted.
To me, the combining of names is at least 100 years outdated, if not more.

Full disclosure: I am male, and never once considered asking my wife to take my name (nor she asking me to take hers). Her family gave her crap over not taking mine, but that’s neither the first nor last things they will do that about. When we have kids, we plan on giving them my last name, and using her last name for all kids’ middle name.

Yep, every Hall of Famer did something unique. Mike Schmidt played with his hat sideways. Roberto Clemente chewed other people's fingernails. Tris Speaker was Japanese. Lou Boudreau rode a dolphin into the batter's box. Nap Lajoie would only use John Wilkes Booth's dismembered leg as a bat. And he corked it. Johnny Mize was from the future. - FJM

by Choix003 on Dec 2, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This is much as my wife did

but once we were married, she switched to just using my name, professionally as well as socially. Simply put, it was less hassle, and my wife is more attached to a hassle-free life than to her maiden name.

Computers and data bases have certain … expectations … about names. Incidentally, if you think the maiden-name/married-name hassle is significant, try being one of us oddballs who use our middle names, not our first names, as a regular handle. Computers don’t like that AT ALL.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 2, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So, your first born will be named Johnson?

What if it’s a girl?

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 2, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

everybody look over here.

let’s leave last names off the board, mmkay?

except for fritz.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WHATEVER, S.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

EL

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't see picture

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

link

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Also: Otter Domination.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Future Mrs. David Freese ♥
St. Louis Cardinals 2011 World Series Champions

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 2, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Otter?

Like Slip?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sports Illustrated will name its Sportsman of the Year next week

Albert Chen has nominated David Freese and Joe Posnanski is nominating Tony LaRussa. Personally, I think it is deserved by and will go to Aaron Rodgers. But the LaRussa nomination is intriguing – wouldn’t VEB just totally melt down ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 2, 2011 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know about VEB

but the fans of all the teams that hate Tony probably would.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Melt down? Why?

Consensus here is that at the micro level, TLR did a number of dumb things this year, and other years. At the macro level, he has been an extraordinarily successful manager, and this year he has the ring to show for it.

I’d fully support this nomination, despite thinking he was an idiot at various isolated times this season.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 2, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps I've lost sight of the forest for the trees

but in the short time I’ve been around VEB, I’ve developed the perception that the consensus view here of TLR was quite negatve.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 2, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mostly just in-game tactics.

And a reliance on scrap.

Not many are going to deny that he had an incredibly successful career.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 2, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ozzie ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 2, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

but that wasn’t so damaging to the team considering Ozzie’s age and stage.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Edmonds for a short time.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That we know of yeah.

Most clubhouse goings on never get out to the public.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Then I'd like to add

Wainwright, Carpenter, Pujols, Yadi, Berkman, Holliday, Davud Eckstien and Aaron Miles to the list of players that had Tony was incapable of getting a long with.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Dec 2, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, we've reached the

ALL OF THE PLAYERS stage of this discussion.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay.

Not trying to start an argument. None of those players told a newspaper they never wanted to speak to LaRussa again. But I concede,

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure

But last I checked, Sportsman of the Year wasn’t a career award.

I’d be shocked if La Russa wins, and am equally shocked that Joe Posnanski nominated him.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe "sportsman" means "gamesman" to Posnanski.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This may be some sort of heresy but I think I rather TLR win than Freese

I loved what Freese did in the playoffs, but I’m not sure that really merits Sportsman of the Year. TLR winning I would see as more of a lifetime achievement award.

by OCCardsFan on Dec 2, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Freese shouldn't be a factor.

A glorious post season does not a Sportsman of the Year make. Sportsman of October, maybe.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly...

the sportsman who brought the most joy to the most people was Robert Andino. Maybe Andino and Dan Johnson could split it.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

after having motte chuck 2 fastballs up and in on braun, i don’t think la russa’s winning it

by BVHeck on Dec 2, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

who's chuck

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Joe Posnanski

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Mitchell & Ness loves Musial

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Well< I do to.

And the SOB’s just sent me a box that is missing my ’44 Musial. Dizzy is pretty cool, though.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you'd get a kick out of that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

did they bill you for it and everything?

like the jersey was listed on the packing sheet but just wasn’t in the box?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They ship every individual jersey in its own box.

Not that you’ll ever find out, scoot.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My account said that they shipped under one tracking number.

I just know this isn’t going to work out very well for me. I’m taking screen shots so that my lawyer buddy can send some nastily worded letters if it comes to that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine, too.

One tracking number but different boxes.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

So you're saying that there's a chance that fedex will be returning today?

I’m not much for optimism, but hey, let’s give it a shot.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I received one box on Monday,

two boxes on Tuesday, and one box yesterday.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems like they have warehouses at different locations.

One of my orders originated in Cedar Rapids, IA on Monday and was delivered Monday afternoon.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Dizzy came from Indianappolis.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I had one originate from the east coast, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Except scoot.

He gets nothing. Except a baby.

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He already had the baby.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

shouldn't you be staring at an excel spreadsheet?

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah I haven't done that in weeks, actually

I’m doing more infrastructure/gameday efficiency stuff. Role expanding!

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Not on the packing slip,

but it says it was billed and shipped in my account on M&N. If they reply that it was out of stock, I’m going to request that they leave it on back order for me. I really want the Musial.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I ordered a few things from their sale for Christmas gifts.

I’ve received items in their own individual boxes over the last three days.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I may try to spin my lack of a Hornsby jersey into a Dizzy jersey

if they’ll ever answer the phone

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Dizzy is glorious.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hitting 0 sends it to a phone that atleast rings endlessly, just so you know.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

This just keeps getting better.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this nexdef'd?
They took the loonies. The Cardinals chose the cash considerations to complete the deal. There will be no additional players coming the Cardinals way from the Colby Rasmus trade, except for the draft pick they get when Edwin Jackson signs elsewhere.

Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/birdland/prospects-q—-a-what-about-craig-is-rasmus/article_e2752296-1d1c-11e1-b980-0019bb30f31a.html#ixzz1fPTJXsOP

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Eh...

The Blue Jays don’t have much on the farm anyway…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope this is sarcasm and I"m missing it.

Their farm system is very deep, and deep in positions that the Cardinals system is currently not deep in, like catcher and SS.

http://www.minorleagueball.com/2011/11/30/2601596/toronto-blue-jays-top-20-prospects-for-2012

25 deep in C+ or better players? Their system is deeper than ours!

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

have you met guayzimi?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not saying much...

I was just being sarcastic… The Jays have a top 5 system and we didn’t get a damn thing out of it…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

There may be a draft pick if Dotel signs somewhere else, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Where?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

First off, when the deal was made sources on both sides were pretty explicit that the PTBNL (Players To Be Named Later) would not be quote-unquote prospects.

and I don’t really see the jays having anything we need atm

by hr on Dec 2, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

DICKIE THON

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK that was a good one

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it really was. I'm dissapoint that I skimmed over that.

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the last time

You’ll be on Celebrity Jeopardy, Mr. Connery

by nmstar on Dec 2, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm being a good troll today

By deleting my first three drafts of this post.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Dec 2, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it some iteration of "Actually, I believe Toronto's the team that got the loonie"

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

any good andriod apps available for using my phone's GPS to plot

say, a hunting spot and where my car are so that I don’t get lost in the woods? I’m thinking about trying my luck on some public land and don’t want to get lost and have to survive out there. Not that I couldn’t, mind you.

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

gps lite is free and pretty decent.

Cabelas has an awesome app that is 5 or ten bucks.

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Just checked.

The cabellas app is $5 and shows topo maps as well as google earth. But upon further inspection, it won’t do you a damn bit of good. MO is not supported, apparently only the real hunting states are.

Get the gps tracker lite. Operates with google earth, and is pretty good for free.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What a crock

quasi-related: Bowhunting Magazine rated MO in the top 10 white-tail bowhunting states in the nation. Rating was based mainly off of the (apparently) low cost for out of staters to come in an kill our deer.

even less related: I have a friend that owns a high fence pen hunting company here in Poplar Bluff. They get up to $10k for idiots to come in and shoot their pets deer. Check it out.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Montana outlawed them about 3 or so years ago, and I was quite happy about it.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's such a crock

I was real impressed with the pics he was posting on facebook. Then I realized what they were doing and what they were charging. Now, not so much.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to Texas' idea of hunting.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i still don't really understand how it works

the step father has tried to explain it to me before and it just seems like a bunch of people paying a bunch of money for something that costs $12 in missouri

by prophetjohn on Dec 2, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

In a familiar form

1. Buy land
2. Put up 10’ high fence around land
3. Buy large deer
4. Advertise
5. Find idiot willing to pay ridiculous amount of money to “hunt”
6. ????
7. Profit

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's simple.

You can buy a tag, and take your chances on public land, or drop 10 -15 K and drive your four wheeler through a 12" tall gate that animals are penned inside, and shoot a “game” animal and pretend like you did something that is real difficult for the majority of the population.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

^ 12'

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Some friends of mine rent their ground out like that

but it’s strictly ‘pay your money and take your chances’. He just rents them a place to put a stand where dear tend to pass thru, no guarantees.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a lot different than putting up giant fences and selectively breeding animals.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

people that do that are a) pussies, b) have more money than sense.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

deer*

I shoulda just called them field rats.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

leasing private property isn’t even close to high fence hunting

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I DO demand satisfaction

I will have my vengeance, in this life, or the next.

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

real men spend $300 on unneccesary GPS’s because they don’t realize the phone they have in their pocket is capable of doing the same thing.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Google Maps for iPhone

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it allow you to drop pins?

I have google maps for android, but no pins

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it does

Just hold a finger down where you wanna drop a pin

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet

turns out, you are good for something.

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

did I stutter?

GPS tracker Lite. Turns your phone into a gps. Just go download it and thank me later. Make sure you have google maps as well, though.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

fine

I will

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The new upgrade is badass too...

With all the interior maps of venues, malls, etc.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Google Maps 6.0 for Android

you can pin inside shopping malls and places like that now.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's p. badass

Don’t have that for iPhone

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

accurate to 3900 meters?

eh, close enough for me!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, is that for real its margin of error?

that is quite significant.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

just dropped a pin on my desk and that is what it gave me.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Where are you seeing that?

Mine drops the pin exactly where I want it to be

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It popped up in a little bubble beside the pin

but it was right on top of my location.

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

do you have your gps turned on? because 3900 meters sounds like the error in a triangulation

using nearby cell towers, not any reasonable GPS service.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tough to get a gps signal from inside, as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

GPS is on

I am in the basement of a six story building, if that matters.

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you might try it outside, see if the error range goes down.

off the top of my head, error on a conventional gps should be less than 20m.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

when I get a chance to get over by the window

I’ll see if it gets better. I get horrible signal at my desk. I’d assume it’s close to the same with the GPS. Thanks for the help.

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...I think this last paragraph might be talking about me?

Link

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

hope so! that sounds cool.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

wait. is it that you would being fired?

or being promoted? i read it as you thought you were being promoted.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I haven't officially signed a contract yet

I’ve just been receiving stipends

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

does that answer my question?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it's neither, really

They’re creating a position for me in the near future

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

hurray!

you have a real job!

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 2, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, how'd big Z do?

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by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

VEB OFF TOPIC CONVERSATION OF THE DAY

What is your favorite non-comedic performance by a comedic actor in a movie?

Steve Carrell in Little Miss Sunshine?
Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine?
Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting?
Adam Sandler in Reign Over Me?

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

I thought LiT was terrible

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Elizabethtown

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, this one is really bad lol

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 2, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you actually go to see this movie in a theater?

I saw 2 minutes of the first one on TV, and knew there was nothing worthwhile in it. Why they made 2 more (wasn’t even aware there was a third one) is beyond me.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 3, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

i thought the depictions of culture shock were exceptionally candid, especially in the first half

but the narrative was an absolute contrivance. They seemed to be going for ambiguity for ambiguity’s sake. I just wanted the principles to stop being so damn angsty and fuck already. Or at least make the reasons not to more deeply felt. The wife and fiance characters that are the (unknowing) antagonists of the story are two-dimensional non-factors. Having the main characters stare wistfully at old pictures of themselves with their spouses does not justify the conflict to the audience. It’s a cliche: good enough if it’s just a sidenote, not good enough to hang your entire conflict on. Of course, its not the only cliche. By the end of the movie, the dialog has deteriorated into an endless string of them. And the married japanese couple walking together? I groaned aloud.

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by purple_haze on Dec 2, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fatally Flawed Romance is an "indie" standard

but movies that succeed in the genre, like Blue Valentine and Eternal Sunshine, are the ones that portray why the characters SHOULDN’T be together. This one seems to write it off as an implied trope.

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by purple_haze on Dec 2, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What I liked about the movie:

-It’s GORGEOUS. It was beautifully shot, and I loved the sound of it. Kevin Shields? Yes, please.
-For all of the problems you mentioned with the secondary characters, I really, really liked the two leads.
-It wasn’t just the culture shock, but a broader shock they were going through, and I think the film
captured that feeling really well.
-Some of the scenes stand on their own outside the problems of the broader narrative. The karaoke night, and the hospital stand out to me, among others.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't mention,

teenage Scarlett Johansson with 55 year old Bill Murray somehow being plausible to people.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hate Lost in Translation

almost as much as I hate The English Patient.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that's just cruel.

But seriously, I think Lost in Translation is one of those piece of art, like a Rothko painting or a John Ashbery poem, that if it doesn’t speak to you on some basic emotional level, it falls totally flat; but, if it does speak to you this way, it’s powerful. Like I said, 23 year-old fink LOVED it. I thought it was the best thing ever, man. I don’t like it nearly so well now, but bits of it still have plenty of emotional resonance for me, probably memory-related.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, Rothko

At least Rothko makes some stuff I find kind of fun to just sit and stare at for a minute. My daughter has literally produced paintings already that I consider on par with stuff by Klee and Miro.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at an auction at Sotheby's in London.

An elderly British couple was sitting behind me. A Damien Hirst painting was on the block. The bidding began.

“Oh, Harold…Won’t you bid on it?” said the elderly wife to her husband.

He shushed her and said, “Wouldn’t you rather have a Miro.”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been a fan of Miro

since I inherited my father’s copy of Brubeck’s album, Time Further Out, which has a Miro on it.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 3, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I honestly kind of worried about this comment tonight after I posted it

I figured it just might spark one of those terrible cultural subthreads, and the die-hard fans of abstract stuff would end up agreeing to meet the die-hard fans of representational stuff in an old abandoned warehouse to settle this “once and for all”. One weapon per person, no firearms, no holds barred, that sort of thing.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i gotta go with the abstract team here. if you've ever been struck with a urinal labeled "r. mutt," you know

it’s a powerful weapon.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Brick killed a guy with a trident

He stole it from the Artimision Bronze

Or maybe it was a lightning bolt, I don’t really take sides on that one.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

just as long as the realists aren't allowed to bring any goyas.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

El Coloso wouldn't be fair either

That dude is huge.

And Saturn devouring the abstractists could get messy.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

...

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that a cross between the Scream and Doonesbury?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Children" altered for the cover of an album.

The Three Johns is the band, the most notable John is Jon Langford of the Mekons.

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by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmmm......may have to do some googling......

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

meh. never been much of a post-punk guy

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

They are ALL over genre-wise.

Punk, old Hank Sr.-inspired country, new wave, post punk, straight rock, acoustic, electro-pop. They’ve done it all. And almost always very well.

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by a fink on Dec 3, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe I've just picked the wrong ones so far

I haven’t heard anything that I can really classify as singing yet.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Their catalog is huge and varied.

They have 3 main singers. Sally Timms has a lovely voice, Tom Greenhalgh’s is a shambling mess. Jon Langford is pretty straight-forward Welsh rockerish.

Sally

Tom

Jon

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by a fink on Dec 3, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's a good one.

Excuse the video. This was their 1 attempt at a major studio album, and they did what the execs asked. The album was brilliant and accessible. It was terribly marketed, and bombed.
memphis, egypt

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by a fink on Dec 3, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

that was pretty good.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Sally's pretty good.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Tom’s voice and style lose me pretty quickly. Jon I can deal with though.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I liked it.

And I like The English Patient quite a bit, but perhaps for the wrong reasons.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 3, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

OMG Rui disliked a movie

You pretentious ass

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yup.

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by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think instead of sbn'd we should start calling it bjorked.

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

bjorked

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Punch Drunk Love is great, and Sandler's great in it.

Do people consider Will Ferrell’s turn in Stranger Than Fiction to be a comedic turn? Because I think he’s great in that.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 3, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

will ferrell in stranger than fiction

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

good choice

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I like this one too

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i really, really enjoy the scene where he starts playing the guitar and singing while maggie gyllenhall is in the other room.

that is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Brain Twin!

Brian Twin!

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 3, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.

Fricking kids, get off my lawn.

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, also a solid choice

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

puts a lot of pressure on you to be more inspiring, huh

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting.

I love that movie.

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by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my top ten favorite movies.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a toss-up between that one

and Dead Poet Society for me.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a fan of Reign Over Me

Sandler wasn’t bad AND we got the Pearl Jam cover of Reign O’er Me from this movie!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Robin Williams in Insomnia

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 2, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Robin Williams was also great in One Hour Photo

And Bill Murray in Lost In Translation and Broken Flowers would be above anyone on this list.

Sandler was better in Punch Drunk Love than in Reign Over Me, but the latter was a better movie.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Robin Williams in Patch Adams

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 6:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I take I you were not a fan?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

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Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

adam sandler in little nicky

…wait.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Sandler

but Carrell’s performance in LMS was really good too. I really liked Williams in Insomnia

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 2, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Toss-up:

Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting and Marlon Wayans in Requiem for a Dream

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Dec 2, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Carrey in The Truman Show.

He is insufferable as a human being, but he does well in non-comedies.

Robin Williams also very good.

Fuck Adam Sandler.

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh, winner

The Truman Show is a criminally underrated movie

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 2, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Robin Williams in non-comedies:

God tier
Dead Poets Society
Good Will Hunting
Insomnia

Good tier
Awakenings
What Dreams May Come
One Hour Photo

Thier-iot
The Final Cut
August Rush
Bicentennial Man

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Bicentennial Man was just too long

otherwise I actually enjoy that one.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankly, I should have put Dead Poets Society into the good tier for overwhelming sentimentality.

That’s one of the most disgusting things to me in any movie and August Rush and Bicentennial Man were both guilty.

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Same reason Patch Adams was only watchable.

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

where would you put The Fisher King?

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

In the DVD player if I had it.

can’t comment on one i haven’t seen

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

In that case

yes, you need to see it.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

towards the top of the good tier

maybe god tier. been a long time since i’ve seen it, but i remember really liking it. doesn’t hurt that it’s a terry gilliam movie..

> tebow

by cschepers on Dec 2, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I can take his type of sentimentality

because he weaves enough humor into it that it isn’t completely heart-wrenchingly sappy.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That one time he was on ER- Punto tier

(yeah, I don’t know what that means either)

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 2, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

There are a few others but I haven't seen them.

Williams has been in quite a bit of somewhat serious stuff.

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by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Good Morning, Vietnam should be God tier as well.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot

Being Human, another Tier-iot.

"That catcher Torre sure ain't no chicken" - Jack Buck

by This...is...Sparta!cular on Dec 3, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

that movie is fucking awesome. i just figured no one else had ever seen it.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

dead poet's society was great up until the last 20 minutes though

everything from the suicide on was bullshit.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 3, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

poll: are you okay with a middle infield of greene/descalso next year?

assuming we sign albert: yes/no?

assuming we don’t sign him: yes/no?

i fail at teh subjunctive

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 2, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

if we do, yes

If not, no. I’m not particularly enthused about it anyways.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i'm ok if we do sign pujols.

if we don’t, i expect the FO to get a bigger name to fill one of those positions. i can’t believe they would not sign pujols then go into the season with a freaking 85mm payroll. bad PR move. if they can’t sign pujols they will have to sign some other big name. if its not too late.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

A tepid okay if they sign AP

and a big NO if they don’t. But at a minimum Greene and Descalso will have to compete in ST with whoever winds up being the backup infielders

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

no and no

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really like Descalso as a starter

to clarify. His offense is terrible to the point that it negates much of his value. I’d rather see him as a platoon/defensive replacement.

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by azruavatar on Dec 2, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

86 wRC+ last year

He could probably get in the 95 range

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

first q -- yes

second q — probably not, because with more money available, we should be able to do better than Descalso/Greene.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 2, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

follow up

if we don’t sign pujols, are we comfortable with giving furcal like 2/16 or 2/18?

i fail at teh subjunctive

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 2, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

no

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 2, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes and Depends

If Albert signs elsewhere and Jose Reyes is stil available, then I think we should go hard after Reyes. If Reyes signs with Florida and Pujols then follows suit, I’m not ok with just going out and spending money on a SS or 2B because we can. That’s a really stupid waste of resources, imo.

Looking ahead:

  • Wainwright will require a large amount of money for a contract extension.
  • Molina will be a free agent after 2012 and will require a raise, most likely.
  • We have Ryan Jackson, Kolton Wong, and Zach Cox in the pipeline, and I think Matt Carpenter should get a real look at second base in the spring
  • Howie Kendrick and Erick Aybar are eligible for free agency after next season, as will Shane Victorino, Michael Bourn, Matt Cain, and Zach Greinke. All are players that would be far better signings than anyone on the free agent market this offseason, assuming Reyes is gone.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Dec 2, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOO! not tracked

Cardinal Tweeting
Goold’s link

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

I'm very upset that #LazyRasmus didn't make the list

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Torty seems to be undercounted.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

has to be

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

meme tag

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

John Mabry taking Aldrete's old spot as assistant hitting coach

According to Brian Walton

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Goold tweeted it too.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LOVE

favourite cardinal of all time

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The DAR ratings take another uptick, eh?

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

no please tell it

in 1998 i went to spring training in FLA and i met him and had him sign his rookie card that i had. i still have it in a glass case! this was shortly after his season where he went on like a 25 game hitting streak and i thought he was going to be a superstar

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i know. last i checked it was worth $0.27

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

its worth more than money to me

unless the money was like $500

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

one time a guy at the bar i worked at wanted to buy my t-shirt

have i told this story?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to hell for recing this, but oh well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

but seriously, yeah i had just gotten off work and i was wearing a 2001 “catwalk” shirt, which was an annual charity event at u of a for lute and bobbi olsen. 2001 was the first year they did the walk. anyway, there was this guy in the bar who was obsessed with lute olsen and had like a whole shrine of things he collected, including those shirts. but he didn’t have a shirt for the inaugural year of the catwalk. so he offered me $20 for it (i had another shirt i could have put on, btw!). i said i would give it to him for $100. guess he didn’t want to pay that much. i still wear that shirt all the time.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Not much of a story, really.

He’s always been really nice. They built the neighborhood when I was 12 or so, and they moved in pretty quick. He usually waved at us when we were out playing wiffle ball. I was pitching to my dad one day, and he stopped, rolled down his window, and told my money to shade deeper because “this guy can really hit.” My dad was pretty tickled. Albert Pujols also lived in that neighborhood for a year or two before he built his big house out west.

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by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I still am bitter about that whole damn neighborhood, though.

It used to be a farm, and an absolutely amazing sledding hill.

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by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess you'll have to come out here, fink.

We’ve got some pretty damn good ones.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, there's actually a wonderful one in Stephens Lake Park right by my house,

but nowhere exists the hill of my childhood, except in memory!

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by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

that's sad.

urban sprawl really depresses me.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

suburban!

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by a fink on Dec 2, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

whichever!

It all spells too many fucking people!

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Luckily, I'm married.

So I get the best of both worlds. Don’t have to live in the fucking burbs and don’t have sex with cows.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually really like the suburbs. The StL suburbs, anyway.

But I’m something of a homebody, and I don’t mind driving into the city. That said, I preferred living in both downtown Madison and the Tower Grove District.

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by a fink on Dec 3, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't like being that close to people.

The city is just fine where it’s at, it doesn’t need to move out by me.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

aw we had a really great one too in my old ballwin neighborhood. its probably still there

my brother went too fast one year and fell off and broke a tooth. memories.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

was it you or spants that told the story about a guy sledding

and he hit a tree root that was covered in the snow & it pealed his face off?

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

we have closed down ski hills that make awesome sled hills.

Just need a snow machine to get back to the top.

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by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd imagine that we've got nothing like yours.

but for here, they are some nice slopes that run for a pretty good bit. It’s all you want to walk in snow and pulling a sled back up.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

More from Goold
Barry Weinberg, who came with manager Tony La Russa from Oakland, will move from the major-league staff to a Senior Medical Adviser position and will be stationed in Jupiter, Fla.

Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinal-beat/cardinals-hire-mabry-as-assistant-hitting-coach/article_829a903c-1d2f-11e1-ad16-0019bb30f31a.html#ixzz1fPuA32Ly

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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This makes what happened last year,

make a lot more sense.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

A continuing marginalization of Weinberg?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Dec 2, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It seemed odd, him moving to assistant,

but still being the lead guy going out on the field. Perhaps Barry didn’t want to travel anymore, and it was a transition move last year. I just found the whole situation odd last year.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

and so it remains

unless he wanted to retire to florida, in which case the deal be done

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 2, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's getting the band back together!

Neat! I always liked Mabry. ’Course that means nothing regarding his coaching abilities but hopefully this will turn out well.

by ArkansasTravs on Dec 2, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

but does this mean no more batting gloves?

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 2, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

that means McGwire's training wheels are off.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: Anyone on Verizon due for an upgrade this month or later

I highly recommend you pick up the Galaxy Nexus, once Verizon decides to release it. It’s a beautiful phone.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 2, 2011 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not dropping more cash on a smart phone until my X dies,

and it shows no signs of doing so.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

damn, I need one of those hats.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone mentioned...

That Whitey Fucking Herzog is going to be at Spring Training? Invite also extended to Ozzie Fucking Smith.

Mike Matheny rules.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 2, 2011 6:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dude's really working to mend fences.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

heh...

how many duck hunting trips to you think TLR went on with Red Schoendienst?

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 2, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Red shot the ducks

Tony just sat there and sort of glared at him every time he shot one

by Robth on Dec 2, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oddly enough

That sport is catching on, they even have a training simulator.

"There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else: build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team."- Rocky Bridges

by That's a Winner on Dec 2, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

iheartmikematheny

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 2, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i approve of this name change

until double switches Lego out in the 10th & puts the pitcher in his spot

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 3, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

One of the things I've been looking forward to is Ozzie Smith

Because now that TLR is gone, I really hope to see Ozzie a lot more and I think he could be a great instructor during Spring Training.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 2, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried the preview, and it didn't work.

I used wine for awhile, but realized I’d only want it on my netbook because my desktop is fully loaded with music, and I recently switched my netbook over to windows for a few programs for school.
in summary, I only use it in windows. I recall Cody mentioning he also uses wine.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i added the repository and updated apt-get, but it said it couldn’t find the package, so i ended up installing wine and using it

but either way ubuntu 11.10 is a huge battery hog. i get like a fourth of the battery life of what i get on windows 7, so i may have to try something different or go back to windows.

what were you running?

by prophetjohn on Dec 3, 2011 2:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Colby dances like he swings- long, awkward, and with his eyes shut.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911. WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Which kind of swinging

with a bat or with fellow swingers, because that description probably fits both

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 2, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Caption Contest!

“You see the problem with my dancing is I always tend to pull my hips, when I should be going the opposite way with them”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 2, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

#lazyrasmus couldn't choose which one to dance with

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i miss the baseball.

sigh.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 8:17 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

um

was this ever posted before?

by tomsteele on Dec 2, 2011 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

this is after they broke his legs, right?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

good lord guys… at least one of them’s gone

by BVHeck on Dec 2, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot looks soooo thug /s

“Now listen, you’re gonna look at the camera with a blank face and not make any faces. You smile, or frown or let them know we broke ya legs, and we’ll permanently attach that stupid visor to ya head.”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Dec 2, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he looks like that basically whenever he's not playing baseball

Also, this picture makes me want the Cardinals to sign him more than before.

by mattybobo on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

West Side Story, FTMFW

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs Aranathor's sig.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The cast of Jersey Shore?

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 2, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

..
brianmctaggart Brian McTaggart
Jeff Luhnow, Cards VP of player procurement, has also interviewed with Astros, source confirms.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 2, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, seems that way.

Jeff Sullivan did a write up about that too.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 2, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

their first baseman was oddly attractive

in a jovial, rakish way.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I don't know.

maybe if he worked on a beard or something. with a touch of gray.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't get why it's not desireable...

has Crane shown himself to be on par with Angelos?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really get why it's quite as toxic as Baltimore,

but the cupboard is pretty bare in Houston right now , isn’t it? An established GM probably looks at that situation and gets weary just thinking about it.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 2, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

or remake it into his own image

like putting alligators in that moat

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah...

he seems like a bad guy. That could be part of it.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

What tom said below.

If the new guy doesn’t get a long leash and a long time to resurrect that team, he could kill his career.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 2, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, i didn't think of it in terms of ownership. houston will take 5+ years to rebuild. unless you have a guarantee

that you’ll be kept on that long, you run the risk of being unemployable if let go while the club is still rebuilding. during that time you’ll be changing leagues, etc. it will be high-stress and fairly thankless for the foreseeable future.

for that matter, by the time baltimore rights itself, the natural way of things will likely remove angelos from the picture.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 2, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It's much better actually.

Less Peter Angelos.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's something I never read about Matheny before

From Keith Olbermann’s blog—sorry if this is repost:

I met Mike Matheny during the nightmarish 2000 NLCS when Rick Ankiel was hit by the same psychological trauma – damage to a close male relative or friend who had taught him the game – that befell Steve Blass, Chuck Knoblauch, Steve Sax, the ex-pitcher-turned-author Pat Jordan, and others. Matheny had cut up his hand opening the odd gift of a really big hunting knife, and had to turn over Cardinals’ catching to Carlos Hernandez.

Matheny was devastated, but less for himself and far more for what his absence meant to Ankiel. I don’t know that this has been reported since the time Ankiel’s problems crested (I know I put it on our Fox broadcasts of the Cards-Mets playoffs), but Matheny told me that several times during the season Ankiel had begun to spiral out of control the way he did in that heart-stopping start against New York. "But I could calm him down, I was able to stop him. Last night, watching it, I felt helpless. Worse, I felt paralyzed. I could’ve talked him out of it."

Consider this in the later context. Ankiel was collapsing under the weight of his father – who had driven him throughout his youth and into his career – going to prison for drug-running. The problem would run Ankiel out of the majors the next year and make him an outfielder two years after that. Yet Matheny was somehow able to encourage him, reassure him, or simply bullspit him, into overcoming this set of complex psychological phenomena.

Put that into a skill set that includes good game judgement, an ability to easily relate to everybody from batboys to announcers who wouldn’t give anybody a hunter’s knife as a present in a million years, and all the other non-healing powers a manager is supposed to have, and I think it’s safe to infer Matheny will be a pretty good big league skipper.

I bolded those parts for emphasis. I knew Matheny felt terrible about not being there during that game but I never knew that Ankiel was so close to losing it that season before reading that. I like the Matheny hiring even more after that.

from http://keitholbermann.mlblogs.com/2011/11/15/miami-in-a-vice

by nmstar on Dec 2, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

fairly common knowledge

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

confound it, DanUp!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 2, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitcher/5th outfielder

move over Kyle Lohse, your spot in the outfield is no longer safe

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 2, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Too soon

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for dreaming.

I didn’t know about this actually. Just makes it more heart breaking.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Dec 3, 2011 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

SEC investigating Marlins over stadium deal

Link

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 2, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

I'm gonna so bid on the display during the government auction.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Mardi Gras everyday

Every.Day.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

heard for the first time today

the new unis were inspired by BASEketball

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So corrupt...

the deal Loria got is laughable.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 2, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Your daily December Christmas song:

Bing Crosby and David Bowie – “Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth)”

The track was recorded on 11 September 1977 for Crosby’s then-upcoming television special, Bing Crosby’s Merrie Olde Christmas. The pair exchanged dialogue about what they do for Christmas before singing “Little Drummer Boy” with a new counterpoint with original lyrics written for the special, “Peace on Earth.” (…) Crosby died on October 14, just over a month after recording the special. In the U.S., the show aired on 30 November 1977 on CBS.

According to co-writer Ian Fraser, Bowie balked at singing “Little Drummer Boy.” “I hate this song. Is there something else I could sing?” Fraser recalls Bowie telling him. Fraser, along with songwriter Larry Grossman and the special’s scriptwriter, Buz Kohan, then wrote “Peace on Earth” as a counterpoint to “Little Drummer Boy.” Crosby performed “Little Drummer Boy,” while Bowie sang the new tune “Peace on Earth,” which they reportedly performed after less than an hour of rehearsal.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Dec 2, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

there's something to be said for the classics

there’s also something to be said for kickass non-traditional Christmas songs like Father Christmas.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 2, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i already posted the youtube of that!

where is that link, monocled one

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 3, 2011 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Copious amounts of margarita FTMWW

THat means “for the motherfucking win”

I’m drunk

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 11:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Let's do this shit

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 11:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

what's the second W mean?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOO!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasted

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

shit

FTMFW

There we go

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 11:39 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He's serious folks...

gone from posting via mobile to via iPhone app.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 2, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

gettin realz up in this bitch

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I forget about the app

Figured I’d give it a spin.

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 11:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh.....volsncard'd

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 2, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

cooking channel while drunk is awesome

Someone needs to do the cross through thing and say:

Fixed
The cooking channel is awesome

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 2, 2011 11:44 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

I think you mean this:
cooking channel while drunk is awesome

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

seems dangerous

But I’m game

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 3, 2011 12:15 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think you mean this:
cooking channel while drunk is awesome

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Dec 3, 2011 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

relevant

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

article from DGoold

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/birdland/prospects-q—-a-what-about-craig-is-rasmus/article_e2752296-1d1c-11e1-b980-0019bb30f31a.html

As mentioned earlier this week in The Post-Dispatch, the Cardinals are shopping for a lefty reliever. J.C. Romero’s agent has had talks with the Cardinals. There are also other options out there, including Mike Gonzalez, George Sherrill and, of course, Arthur Rhodes.

The minor-league system just doesn’t have a ready lefty to offer.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 2, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

this would have been perfect under Danup's ankiel post, above

Such a perfect setup…

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911. WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

the fucking pappy reserve

you dog. The lot B (half that price) is my favorite bourbon. Almost ordered that one once at an incredibly snooty bar my roommate and I used to go to sometimes, and then decided not to spend the money. Envious.

by Robth on Dec 3, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

uwell, this led me to an interesting

discovery: you can buy bourbon, and other alcohol, on ebay. I’m supposed to be studying; instead I’m browsing single malts to buy on ebay.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 3, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahaha

nice disclaimer so you can sell your (sealed) scotch on ebay:

This bottle is being sold as a collectible item and any contents is incidental and not meant for consumption

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Dec 3, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Nose: Leather, oak, grain, apple, organic matter, fresh green twigs, light vanilla, and a hint of caramel.

Yumm, organic matter.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911. WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

nothing like a snootful of liquid humus

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that reviewer looks like he might be the "evident the wash" guy, of whiskey reviews.

But just can’t pass something like that up.

"With the miraculous escape of the entire St. louis baseball team still fresh in our memories we may well ask, is there such a thing as luck? What is luck? ... It is a mystery we may never know. However, this we do know... -F. C. Lane, 1911. WOOOOOO! -VEB, 2011.

by SleepyCA on Dec 3, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

It's 11:30 on a friday and I'm sober

can’t remember the last time this happened.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Dec 3, 2011 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

I made an offhand tweet about Death From Above 1979 on Tuesday

and tonight it was retweeted by Sebastien Grainger and now I’m being retweeted and favorited modestly across the internet.
This is a bit weird.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 1:52 AM EST reply actions  

clank=internet rock star

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 3, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

love that band.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Dec 3, 2011 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I was wondering why Grainger and Keeler just can't get along

because really, there’s no other band I’m so willing to blow out my eardrums for.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Dec 3, 2011 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

new thread is up, folks.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 3, 2011 3:28 AM EST reply actions  

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