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Every Roster Spot Matters in the Post-Pujols Era

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins.

-- Peter Brand, "Moneyball"

In the movie adaptation of Michael Lewis's book Moneyball this quote is the beautifully concise explanation of the sabermetric approach to baseball. Nowadays folks running ball clubs are still trying to buy wins with runs being the coin of the realm. Since the 2002 season that was the subject of the book and film, Value Over Replacement Player (VORP) has largely been displaced by Wins Above Replacement (WAR) as the all-encompassing stat of choice.

One of the more understandable negative reactions to WAR is the use of "win" in its name. Wins are typically tallied in the standings and belong to a team so there is a natural inclination to equate a player's individual WAR to the team's win total on the field. For several reasons, including that WAR is a context-neutral stat, fans can't do this. That being said, while a player's Win Above Replacement does not equal a team win, there is a strong correlation between a team's collective WAR total and its won/lost record. As Dave Cameron writes for Fangraphs:

WAR isn’t perfect. But given the known limitations and the variations in how contextual situations impact final record, it does an awfully impressive job of projecting wins and losses.

This makes sense. After all, the better the player the higher his WAR total and the better the players on a team the higher its win total.

One of the best uses for WAR, in my opinion, is in evaluating the salaries given to ball players. Players with higher production and therefore higher WAR totals are able to receive higher salaries on the free agent market. A linear relationship has been shown to exist between player performance as represented by the WAR stat and player salary. This relationship is shown on the Fangraphs player pages where a player's salary can be found along with his value based on his WAR production. Heading into the post-2011 Hot Stove, 1.0 WAR worth of production from a player on the free agent market was worth approximately $4.5 million. This is the prism through which I have viewed free agent signings such as Rafael Furcal. But it is also a prism that can be used when looking at a club's overall roster construction.

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Naturally a ball club wants to receive value in excess of what it is paying a given player. This is most easily done with young, cost-controlled players that have not yet hit arbitration or free agency because they make below $500,000 in salary. It is more difficult to realize surplus value with free agent players because clubs are paying a premium for established talent. Over his last eight years with the Cardinals, few players have approached the surplus value that Albert Pujols gave the St. Louis Cardinals.

As the Pujols contract extension talks and free agency played out over the last year one common refrain was that the St. Louis Cardinals received a bargain on the contract extension the club signed Pujols to after the 2003 season. Looking back at the $100 million contract that covered the 2004 through 2011 seasons there is no question that the production Pujols provided in excess of his salary was staggering. In the following graph, Pujols's salary is represented by green bars and the value of his production is represented by red bars.

*For this chart, I used the Fangraphs salary and value totals for Pujols in each year until 2009. The Fangraphs "Value" chart does not provide a salary for 2009, 2010, or 2011, so I filled in these blanks with the Baseball Reference salary information for Pujols.

This chart is yet another example of just how valuable Pujols was during his time with the Cardinals. If sportswriters defined the "valuable" in Most Valuable Player in economic terms, Pujols should have been the National League's MVP from at least 2004 through 2009--such was how far his production outpaced his salary. In multiple seasons, Pujols produced WAR in surplus of his salary that was the equivalent of the WAR production of a Matt Holliday or Lance Berkman type of player. It was truly incredible.

YEAR

SALARY

PAID-FOR WAR

VALUE

ACTUAL WAR

SURPLUS WAR

2004

$7.0MM

2.27

$25.9MM

8.4

6.13

2005

$11.0MM

3.24

$27.9MM

8.2

4.96

2006

$14.0MM

3.79

$31.4MM

8.5

4.71

2007

$12.9MM

4.08

$34.3MM

8.4

4.32

2008

$13.9MM

4.00

$40.9MM

9.1

5.10

2009

$14.4MM

3.21

$40.4MM

9.0

5.79

2010

$14.6MM

3.65

$30.0MM

7.5

3.85

2011

$14.5MM

3.24

$22.8MM

5.1

1.77

When you have a player giving your club this kind of surplus production, it helps to paper over the bad decisions made elsewhere on the roster such as Aaron Miles, Skip Schumaker, Ryan Theriot, Joe Thurston, Juan Encarnacion, Jason Marquis, and Adam Kennedy as well as injuries such as those suffered by Scott Rolen, Jim Edmonds, Chris Carpenter, David Eckstein and Jason Isringhausen. Whether Pujols signed with St. Louis or moved on, from 2012 onward the Cardinals would not have enjoyed the enormous surplus production previously provided by Pujols that served as a buffer to poor roster decisions and injuries.

The Cardinals won the World Series in 2011 despite Pujols having his worst season as a big leaguer. In fact, Pujols only gave the team 1.77 WAR in surplus value for the season. Whereas replacing Pujols would have been unthinkable a few years ago, 2011 understandably has folks discussing how the Cardinals might replace his WAR total of 5.1 in the aggregate this coming season. With Adam Wainwright returning from injury, replacing Pujols's 2011 WAR total will certainly be a feasible endeavor. Pujols leaving also has folks concerned about the decision-making process John Mozeliak used in making roster decisions--most recently Azru addressed the topic yesterday.

So far the Cardinals' post-Pujols roster decisions have been a mixed bag. The Cardinals agreed to pay Furcal at a level on par with 3.11 WAR in production over two years; if healthy, he seems a good bet to give the club value in surplus of his salary. However, the Cardinals then brought back Skip Schumaker on a two-year deal that offers far higher odds of production beneath his low salary than in excess of it. Likewise, the decisions to bring back Kyle McClellan, who was kept off the NLDS and World Series rosters due to a case of the dead arm, and to sign lefty reliever J.C. Romero, infamous for his high walk rate, offer little if any potential surplus value. Unlike Furcal, these three decisions seem more about buying players--"clubhouse guy," "proven reliever," and "lefty reliever"--than buying wins.

Without Pujolsian production at a bargain price to help cover up poor roster decisions, the Cardinals must spend their money and use their roster spots much more wisely than in the past. The Cardinals need to fully embrace the youth movement that has emerged in recent years by filling their bench and bullpen with low-cost players who have upside potential while also spending wisely for production on the free agent market. There are still multiple free agents that are good bets to help replace Pujols's production in the aggregate that also stand as good bets to provide the club with production that outpaces their likely salary cost. In the weeks ahead, it will be interesting to see how Mozeliak fills out the Cardinals' first post-Pujols roster. Hopefully he buys a lot more wins than players.

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People need to get off Mo and Skippy. This deal is probably at most about 0.8% of the entire payroll. If Skip comes out of ST hot, then great. If he struggles for three months, we cut him loose or trade him.

As for centerfield, this got me thinking, I wonder what value the Cardinals might get with another team for a Package that included Jon Jay and Kyle McClellan?

by JWO on Dec 19, 2011 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Except that I *like* Jay...

…but he does deserve a chance at a more central role in some organization, especially if Mo and MM prefer to platoon him with some older fellas.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Do not platoon young players!

Almost every day someone comes up with a comment that suggests Platooning Jay or Craig. I am strongly against platooning young players unless they have a severe righty lefty split. My reasoning is that many pitchers were also once great hitters (high school, early in college etc), but because they never get to bat, they become bad hitters or at least way below average hitters. If you platoon a young player, his skills at hitting opposite pitching will deteriorate, and he will be worth a lot less in the long run.

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully signing Beltran would move Jay to the bench.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you see no upside in Jay?

Last year was his first year to really play day to day. He is not a young Beltran, but he could improve a bunch.

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think Jon Jay will have a BABIP as high as Ichiro going forward.

Since Jay doesn’t walk much, this worries me. No matter what, we need some sort of Jay insurance.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought the major point for Beltran

was spotting Craig while he recovers. At the same time, Jay gets to prove himself (again) to all those VEB doubters.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

#theriotlogic

Liking Beltran, thinking the Cards should sign him, and advocating for him to play CF over Jay does not equal thinking Jay is unproven, not liking Jay, doubting Jay, etc.

It just means that some of us think a healthy-but-older Beltran — who has been a borderline-HOF player in his career — is likely to be a better option in CF than Jon Jay next year. That’s it.

It’s no different than those (like me and others) who advocated playing Lance Berkman in RF over Allen Craig or Jon Jay last year.

I happen to quite like Jon Jay as a player. It doesn’t mean I think he’s a better player than Carlos Beltran.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this.

I like Jay, but I like him better as a 4th behind a pretty awesome starting outfield than the starting CF.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

the issue isnt the cost

the issue is giving skip a roster spot when there are other readily-available options with both higher upside AND lower salary. hoping to receive ‘value’ by signing skip cheaply isn’t a good strategy; you don’t win the world series by getting the most surplus value from your players, you win the world series by getting the most production PERIOD from your players.

by zeruko on Dec 19, 2011 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, based on last season...

…I’d say there’s quite an argument that you don’t win the world series on production or WAR alone, but rather on character and team attitude. And according to all accounts, be it press, FO or players, Skip among others is good at providing that.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry, maybe that amount of snark is uncalled for.

in the playoffs, the cardinals scored 5.6 runs per game, including 4 games where they scored 10 runs or more. I’d say that production was more important to our winning than skip’s character.

by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

No offense taken

but see below…

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Also

The post did state

you don’t win the world series on production or WAR alone (emphasis added)

So make of it what you will

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

thats all fair

i just wanted to squash the idea (before it even came up – not saying its your view) that this postseason was about a self-centered lawyer who, after a DUI, was sentenced to coaching a rag tag youth hockey baseball team who came together and overcame a lack of talent to win the title.

by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Corey Patterson

can shoot an knucklepuck?

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

after a DUI, was sentenced to playing third base for a rag tag baseball team who came together and overcame a lack of talent to win the title.

Freese>Bad News Bears

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Dec 19, 2011 8:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And Skip charactered that winning run onto the board

against character-less Halladay

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe not

but he did character the team to a blazing hot finish to the season and historic post season run.

by hugman on Dec 19, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hey i'm a good guy, and if you don't play me

i won’t be a detriment to the team. ill just be there giving everyone backrubs and telling them my awesome jokes and be everyone’s best friend… $400k plz

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The nice thing about a post on cumulative WAR that ends with a paragraph citing other free agent options

is that it allows for a Beltran, Crisp, or Ross discussion.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Then let's have at it!

Not that I’m much of a WARrior.

To me, signing Beltran seems right on a karmic level – precisely because of how wrong it feels.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

To me, Beltran is similar to Berkman last Hot Stove.

He is a veteran with a quesitonable injury history. This injury risk will lead to him receiving a lesser contract, it seems, which means he could be a very good value on his deal (or a horrible one). To me, I think the risk feels lesser with Beltran, despite his more concerning knee surgery, because he played a year and swung the bat very well.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Which is why it seems right on a cerebral level

I’m just still wondering how we can handle our 2012 Astros team, especially without Pujols as the “face of the franchise”.

What’s worse, Berkman is a strong contender for the new “face”!

Waino? Yadi (who might leave next year)? DGAF?

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd say that Matt Holliday was pushed in marketing much more than Pujols last season.

And I’d say he’s the face of the franchise with Wainwright a potential second face, so to speak, if he comes back healthy.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Really?

But oy, such a punim.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't see how this is true at all

Berkman’s situation was totally different what with coming off a down season and everyone thinking he’s toast. Beltran will get multiple years (probably three years, in fact) and we will REGRET IT. REGRET.

Sign Yu Darvish.
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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

almost as much as the blue jays will regret signing yu darvish

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

well still, any team that signs him will probably regret it…more than the cards would regret signing beltran

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

You seem to see people saying it was a mistake to sign Schumaker everywhere you look, perhaps that’s because it’s obvious that this is the case.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Then write a fanpost containing

whatever you want to talk about instead of just bitching about what you’re getting for free. It’s plenty easy to post your own stuff here.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

If Craig was healthy from opening day

I think the Cardinals would be darn close to a “WAR Wash”. Assuming Wainwright returns to contribute about 3.5-4.0 WAR, and Craig produces about 3.0 WAR for the season, and Albert continues to slowly regress, I don’t think numerically we’re hurt much.

Now in terms of intangibles… I have no idea.

by JWO on Dec 19, 2011 8:05 AM EST reply actions  

The problem is the assumptions

especially with Craig and Waino coming off injuries and surgery.

Not to mention (looks around nervously) Carp’s health after the workout he got.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that...

assuming Albert continues to regress is also a stretch. I think Albert is a good candidate to have a better year in 2012 than he did in 2011. Mostly based on the disparity between April/May (horrendous) and June-October (more in line with career norms).

Compared to last year at 5.1 WAR, Waino+Craig probably can equal his production but I’m not sure that 2012 Waino+Craig will provide more WAR than 2012 Pujols.

by Il_Duce on Dec 19, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Right, it's important not to fall into the fallacy that we are "replacing" Pujols' 2011

We missed out on Pujols’ 2012, not his 2011. The opportunity cost of Pujols’ 2012 is what we’re replacing. Which is why projections come in handy. I think it’s reasonable to project Pujols for 6-6.5 WAR in 2012.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd say 6.0 WAR from Pujols in 2012 on the low end and 7.0 WAR on the high end is very fair.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Right

We can’t just plug in 5.1 WAR for Pujols and “replace” that. I know nobody hear is really doing that, and taking last year’s number into account in our forecast is obviously important.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

But we are shooting to break last season's win total.

In that case we should be looking to eclipse last season’s WAR total.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

True

But to do so we should be thinking about the WAR we can expect from the 2012 versions of players. The 2011 players will not be playing for us in 2012.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I think folks shooting to replace Pujols's 2011 WAR total is fair.

Folks seem to be saying: “Pujols leaves a 5.1-WAR hole to fill. Let’s use 2012 projections to fill it.” This makes sense to me.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

But the other players aren't going to perform like they did in 2011

Berkman (likely) isn’t going to have 5 WAR.

What we need to do is compare our projected team with Pujols to the one without him.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 20, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree on Craig.

But I’m also worried about when he will return. It looks like he will miss at least all of April, which makes it pretty unlikely that he’ll produce 3.0 WAR in 2012, IMO. This, and Jay’s likely regression, make me very much in favor of signing Beltran.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed

also, is anyone else worried about possible berkman regression? freese? molina? fangraphs has him for a .380 wOBA (obviously, i’d take it), freese has BABIP questions, yadi seems prime to come back to career numbers…we may have more than pujols to replace, assuming someone doesnt step up.

by zeruko on Dec 19, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

We're likely to get more from SS and 2B...

and less from C, 1B, and LF. RF, 2B, and CF will probably stay about the same.

Keep in mind 2011 was one of the best offenses in the history of the franchise.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll also likely get better pitching overall if Wainwright is healthy.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not really optimistic that we'll improve much...

Waino coming off surgery will be better than KMac, but Lohse and Carp could be considerably worse. Westbrook doesn’t seem like much of a bounce back candidate either. I suppose Miller and Lynn are good to have in reserve. We need another #2-3 pitcher.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed, which is why i think

we should be trying to squeeze as much TALENT onto the roster as possible, not potential value or intagibles or whatever. clubhouse chemistry is something good teams seem to have plenty of and bad teams seem to always be lacking…put a talented, winning team on the field and the chemistry/clubhouse stuff figures itself out.

by zeruko on Dec 19, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think we get a slightly improved season from Freese.

Sure, we might expect his BABIP to go down some, but I expect an increase in power, and slight improvement in his K and walk rates.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, give Jay, Berkman, Beltran and Craig 400 PA each

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 20, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

or more

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 20, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The other thing to keep in mind is that...

We made the playoffs on the last day of the season.

We shouldn’t be worried about “replacing” Albert, we should be worried about having a better team than we had even with him in the lineup.

by oplaid on Dec 19, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is exactly right.

When I calculated the win total we should be shooting for for next season in my fanpost, I didn’t use Pujols. I used double his production last season, because that’s how far we were out of first place in the division.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember though

that the Brewers are losing Fielder forever and Braun for 50 games. They are our biggest divisional threat and they just got a whole, whole lot worse through those two subtractions.

by ViperLjs on Dec 19, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

also, i don't think it's right to assume the brewers would hit their win total again, even with the 2011 team

again. they played way over their heads. i still think a 92-win team has an excellent chance of taking this division.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ijust did some quick and dirty calculations, and the Braun + Fielder losses

will mean about a 4.5 – 5 win drop (using last year’s WAR totals), even accounting for the Ramirez signing.

by ViperLjs on Dec 19, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

they didn't play

as much over their heads as the reds did in ’10.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If they hadn't had that ridiculous record in Aug

they wouldn’t have won by the margin they did, if at all.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Do pitchers not recover from dead arm?

Kmac pitched a ton of innings last season early on as we all know but he has had plenty of rest. I’d think barring an injury his arm is normal again

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Dec 19, 2011 8:19 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Yes.

The concerning thing about McClellan, though, is his history of arm injuries and dead arm. Last season was not his first bout of the malady.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

He had Tommy John surgery way back in 2005.

I believe he had complications returning from it but am not certain. Then, as a reliever in ’08, he got much worse as the year went along and I remember there being reports of fatigue.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

He's got a timing problem...

…the damage from which was worsened by his time in the rotation.

He could have a serious underlying problem with his shoulder, which makes his signing even worse.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Hard to get too bent

over a one-year deal. I have to think K-Mac is viewed as “insurance” against continued shoulder problems with Dirty Sanchez. But it’s a bit like buying a policy from an insurer with a B or BB credit rating.

by Hungry Jack on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Were you around for 2011?

Batista, Franklin, Miller, Tallet. One year deals for crappy relievers still have a lot of potential for negative value.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Who would you start in AAA then?

Here are the right-handed relievers:

Motte
Salas
Sanchez
Boggs
Franklin
Lynn

With Romero, there will be two lefties, which leaves only five bullpen spots for righties.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I will weep no tears. . .

for Mitchell Boggs being sent to Memphis. And the chances of all of those guys being helathy is pretty marginal, too.

And if Ryan Franklin is re-signed, I will join you with the pitchforks and torches.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Franklin was signed by the Cardinals...

…as a scout.

Boggs was better than McClellan last season.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I know. . .

you had him in your bullpen.

Small sample size on Boggs. KMac was better than Boggs every other season of their career. Boggs is a fringy major league reliever who has good stuff, but inconsistent mechanics. You can find dozens of guys like that getting shittled between AAA and MLB.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I get my ginger-haired relievers with facial hair and disconcerting peripherals confused.

If you’re describing Boggs as “fringy” then you need to be describing McClellan as “fringy.” The difference, as you note, is that Boggs has much better stuff and a far less worrisome history of arm injuries and arm fatigue.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Except. . .

K-Mac has the much better performance record.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to see you try and prove this point

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this a trick?

TOTAL:

K-Mac: 359 MLB IP, 108 ERA+, 3.2 BB/9, 6.2 K/9
Boggs: 220 MLB IP, 91 ERA+, 4.2 BB/9, 6.5 K/9

AS A STARTER:
K-Mac: 17 GS, 4.21 ERA, Batter slash against: 283/341/433
Boggs: 15 GS, 5.45 ERA, Batter slash against: 313/406/476

What do I win?

Seriously, K-Mac gets a lot of grief around here, but he is a solid bullpen guy / back of the rotation or emergency starter. He has outperformed Mitchell Boggs in their respective careers to date by pretty much every measure. So it’s no surprise that one will have to fight for a bullpen spot in the spring while the other will get a moderate arbitration payday.

And Boggs is four months older, so the window is pretty rapidly closing on the whole “Who is the better prospect debate?”

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

2011 FIP
Mitchell Boggs: 3.44
Kyle McClellan: 4.92

2010 FIP
Mitchell Boggs: 3.88
Kyle McClellan: 4.07

2009 FIP
Mitchell Boggs: 4.10
Kyle McClellan: 3.97

2008 FIP
Mitchell Boggs: 6.40
Kyle McClellan: 3.96

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta give KMac...

a little bit of a break b/c he started in 2011 and then he continued to pitch after his arm was gone. Not that this is a good thing, but it did inflate his numbers.

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, should have provided inning counts as well

but they would have shown you that they were very similar except in 2008, in which Mitchell threw only 30ish innings, and 2011, where KMac threw 140 innings by virtue of starting.

so, in Boggs’ first year, where he threw 30 innings only, KMac dramatically outperformed him. in the two comparable years, 2009 and 2010, they pitched similar enough to each other, WELL within any margin of error that FIP can give us, i believe. in 2011, Boggs dramatically outperformed KMac, but as guayzimi mentions below, you have to take KMac’s numbers with a grain of salt because of his changed role.

so i don’t see anything here that shows KMac to have a significantly better record. if you would like to start taking results-based statistics into account, i can find you a lot of statistics showing you how many home runs KMac gives up in tie games.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

McClellan's 2010 ERA was also unsustainably low because of a 90% LOB rate.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You're really grasping at straws here

K-Mac’s career: 246/315/384, with a 260/319/431 line in 2011.

Boggs’ career: 278/361/420, with a 266/329/382 line in 2011.

And K-Mac was starting and threw more innings in 2011, making his line more valuable than Boggs (particularly if you regress both to a normalized HR/FB rate).

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

can you look at/comment on their career FIP numbers broken down by year, please?

like i said, if you are going to use results based numbers, i will find you a LOT of information about Kyle McClellan blowing games for the St. Louis Cardinals.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I never quite got over

him blowing Waino’s 20th win in ’09 on Ozzie Smith bobblehead day.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that was pretty egregious

and you could see it coming a mile away

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

please understand- i am not arguing that Mitchell Boggs is a better player than KMac

i think this: Kyle McClellan is what he is- a marginal/flirting with replacement level player who can spot start and pitch in relief. i do not see KMac getting significantly better.

Boggs, on the other hand, is just as likely to go out and put up a 2.5 FIP season as he is to go put up a 5 FIP season. because bullpen arms are such a fungible commodity, i do not understand why we pay someone a several million dollar payday to be barely cromulent. if our last reliever sucks, we cut him and bring someone up- we did this last year. but why even do that? why not try Boggs, who we can put back in the minors instead of cutting, who is virtually free, and who is much more likely than KMac to have a “lightning in a bottle” season of great value?

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh. . .

You don’t just throw away, for the sake of at most $2.5M in marginal salary, a pitcher who has K-Mac’s track record and ability to start adequately and pitch in relief better than adequately.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't think Lynn does that particular role better?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not the salary

it’s the potential to fill that spot with something better.

You don’t just throw away, for the sake of at most $2.5M in marginal salary, a pitcher who has K-Mac’s track record and ability to start adequately and pitch in relief better than adequately.

can you express this more thoroughly? why don’t you, when you have someone to fill all your bullpen spots already? you’re just burning $2.5 million bucks!

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

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K-Mac

I don’t see the problem. Who are you displacing that either (a) a markedly better reliever than K-Mac, and/or (b) able to do a convincing 10-15 start stint as a fifth starter?

Statistically, it’s pretty clear that K-Mac is better than Boggs. Brandon Dickson? His minor league numbers look good, but the scouts really don’t like him. Maikel Cleto? Maybe in 2013, maybe never. PJ Walters? We’ve been there, done that. Adam Ottavino? Not likely.

For that matter, I’m not convinced that Sanchez is a better pitcher than K-Mac in the pen. Better stuff? Sure, but if it was all baout stuff we’d be celebrating Rick Ankiel’s 200th win by now.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

PJ Walters was traded to Toronto, then released. he is now in the Twins organization.

i think i have made it very clear above that KMac is NOT better than Boggs, and that, in fact, the two are closely comparable- the difference is, one is free, and one is not.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Lance Lynn?

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't see this.

Statistically, it’s pretty clear that K-Mac is better than Boggs.

From 2008-2011, Boggs has been worth .8 WAR and KMac has been worth .1 WAR, even though KMac has pitched 140 more innings (and the trends favor Boggs).

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=all&qual=210&type=8&season=2011&month=0&season1=2008&ind=0&team=28&players=

Apparently, the “reason” for your statement is KMac’s ridiculously lucky BABIP over this time (.268). Again, I don’t see the basis for your statement.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I just took a look at the link. . .

and seriously, instances like this are a prime example why WAR is a poor tool for in some cases for comparing different players. If you ignore the WAR column and look at just the other stats, there is no way from looking at the numbers that any reasonable person would tell you that Mitch Boggs’ performance to date has been more valuable than Kyle McClellan’s.

First, McClellan has been a moderately successful starter, while Boggs has been a truly atrocious one, as the stats quoted up-thread indicate.

Second, McClellan has allowed 31.5% of runners to reach base, while Boggs has allowed 36+% of runners to reach base.

BABIP means something, certainly, but K-Mac has consistently had BABIPs lower than league average, so regressing all the way to league average, as I believe fWAR does, unfairly penalizes guys like K-Mac who consistently beat league-average BABIP.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

does it "penalize" them or does it just point out that they have been lucky

and maybe we shouldn’t call a guy better simply for being lucky

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

In light of recent research. . .

further clarifying the understanding of pitcher influence on BABIP, maybe we shouldn’t call a guy lucky simply for inducing contact that is more likelly to get an out.

To paraphrase the article for those that are not BP subscribers, pitchers have a greater degree of control over one of the two main determinants of BABIP than was originally thought by Voros McCracken, namely, the speed at which a ball is hit.

The other determinant is line drive percentage, over which pitchers are thought to have little control.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

But pitchers with a high K rate have the most effect

on their BABIP so McClellan shouldn’t get much credit for his low BABIP. In fact, in wake of Fast’s research, if we compare Boggs’s and McClellan’s peripherals and BABIP, I’d say we have a strong basis for calling McClellan lucky and Boggs unlucky. Even though Boggs has a higher K rate, he has a BABIP that is 50 points higher than McClellan’s.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really understand this phrase:

“pitchers with a high K rate have the most effect on their BABIP”

Please explain and I will try to react.

I will note, however, that McClellan’s BABIPs have consistently beaten league average, so in light of the current state of research, it is not fair to say that McClellan has been consistently (BABIP) lucky. It is at least a likely that he has some mix of factors that makes him able to induce less hard contact than average (or perhaps otherwise tend toward a better than league average BABIP).

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course.

All hail Skip Schumaker’s defense!

(Just kidding, I promise.)

And of course, for the purpose of comparing Mitch Boggs and Kyle McClellan, their defense have been the same.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

no
And of course, for the purpose of comparing Mitch Boggs and Kyle McClellan, their defense have been the same.

you have no way of knowing this. this is the entire point behind Fielding Independent Pitching.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No

The point behind FIP is to take all variation in BABIP out of the equation. Not all BABIP variation is luck.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

no, that is not the point

that is an effect of the stat. the POINT of Fielding Independent Pitching statistics is to eliminate the effect of defense on a pitcher’s statistics. you have absolutely no way of knowing what the defensive results behind Kyle McClellan and Mitchell Boggs were in the innings they have pitched, and simply saying that they are on the same team, so for the purposes of comparison the defense is the same, is a complete fallacy.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that we are talking past each other

If Mitch Boggs and K-Mac are ever playing a game with no defense, I guess I’d take Boggs. That’s not what FIP does, however.

FIP attempts to indicate how pitchers would pitch in front of a league-average defense. In doing so, it effectively makes the assumption that pitchers have NO control over whether balls in play become a hit. That assumption has been proven false, and can lead to over-valuing pitchers who give up an inordinate number of screaming line drives (not saying that’s Boggs per se), and under-valuing pitchers who induce weak contact (and I am saying that appears to be K-Mac, at lest as compared to Boggs, based on the statistical record). I actually think that K-Mac’s BABIP success can probably be explained by inducing fly balls that aren’t crushed, and playing in a pitchers’ park.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You're presenting a logical fallacy

You’re saying, “Pitchers have some control over BABIP.” This is true.

You are also saying, “Since some pitchers have some control over BABIP, then this proves that Kyle McClellan’s BABIP to date shows that he is better than average at controlling BABIP” This is false.

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

No

I am not tying the two together.

But FIP, which assumes that K-Mac has no control over BABIP is penalizing him if he has any control over BABIP.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

this would all be settled if Boggs would just pitch up to his "stuff"

still don’t understand how that dude isn’t lights out

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by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i have no idea what you're talking about- you're talking in circles

the entire reason we don’t use stats like ERA to evaluate pitchers in this world is that defense plays a role in what happens, and that is unfair to attribute to the pitcher.

the “defense could play a role in that” comment refers to the fact that perhaps Kyle McClellan’s BABIP is affected by good fielding behind him in the sample size we have for him. you do not know, and we cannot make that assumption- fine.

but you then just casually tossed off:

And of course, for the purpose of comparing Mitch Boggs and Kyle McClellan, their defense have been the same.

which you have ABSOLUTELY NO WAY OF KNOWING- hence the entire reason why we try to use stats that separate out defense.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I really just meant that I noticed

both of their BABIPs jumped in 2011 from 2010. We got a new shortstop in 2011 and Skip still sucked.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

higher GB rates = higher BABIP

just an observation.

Balls in play are complicated. In general, groundballs go for hits more often than flyballs (although they don’t result in extra base hits as often). But the higher a pitcher’s groundball rate, the easier it is for their defense to turn those ground balls into outs. In other words, a pitcher with a 55% groundball rate will have a lower BABIP on grounders than a pitcher with a 45% groundball rate. And if a pitcher walks a large number of batters and also has a high groundball rate, their double-play rate will be higher as well.

As for flyballs, pitchers with a high flyball rate will have a lower Homerun Per Flyball rate than other pitchers.

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by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Is that last part true?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It is,

but I would call it mostly selection bias.

Think of it this way: a sinkerballer who gives up homers on 15% of flyballs is giving up a high percentage of homers, but not a ton of homers because of his low fly ball rate.

A flyball pitcher giving up 15% home run rate is giving up a ridiculous number of homers, and barring something insane like a 20 K/9 type stat is probably going to wash of baseball.

In short: the only flyball pitchers capable of staying in the game likely strike out a bunch of hitters and probably have fairly low HR/FB rates overall.

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, of course

Thank you

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

if they give up

the same amount of homeruns as someone with a lower flyball rate, I guess….

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting stuff

I wasn’t really sure how those bit would actually contribute to the differences in the pitchers. I just thought they could be part of it.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a minute

I’m having a hard time figuring out how your subject line follows from the block quote.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You said higher GB rate = higher BABIP

But the quote gives an example of an instance where a higher GB rate would lead to a lower BABIP

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Fast's last three articles

have shown that pitchers with higher GB rates have higher BABIP. This makes sense since batters typically have a higher BABIP on grounders.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So, that is the trend overall?

That makes sense to me, since grounders turn into hits more often than flyballs but not as often as liners, and I’m assuming that groundballs make up the plurality of balls in play total. Is that logical?

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

You should read the Fast stuff. It’s free on the Baseball Prospectus website. You brought up defense and Matt Swartz just published a piece of team defensive efficiency and pitcher BABIP.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

My takeaways:

1. More GB = more hits but fewer XBH in general
2. Many more GB = fewer hits than average on GB because the defense is ready, but not necessarily fewer hits than the average pitcher because of all the high-BABIP GB

bgh’s link above is great. Also, I’m never sure anything is correct when we get this far to the right, so take this all with a grain of salt

by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

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by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitchers with high K-rates have low BABIPs because when the batters DO make contact, it's weak

McClellan is not that type of pitcher

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Neither is Mitch Boggs

and those are the two pitchers that we are comparing.

And surely you don’t mean to suggest that pitchers with high K-Rates are the ONLY pitchers with low BABIPs, right?

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

But Boggs has a higher K rate (6.50 to 6.10)

yet K-Mac has a BABIP that is 50 points lower. Thus, it stands to reason that K-Mac has been lucky and Boggs unlucky.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's round it off and say they're identical

even though Boggs has a higher swinging strike rate. Let’s give K-Mac the benefit of the doubt and round his K rate up 0.40 batters per nine innings. It’s a reasonable conclusion that K-Mac’s BABIP that is 50 points lower than Boggs’s is largely luck, if we apply Fast’s conclusions on pitcher control of BABIP.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

2010-2011:

7.03 K/9 vs. 5.64 K/9
18.4 K% vs. 14.9 K%

by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course not, but they correlate very highly

Why do you think a BABIP would theoretically occur? It’s because the hitters are making weak contact. How many pitchers are there are consistently good at having pitchers make weak contact, but don’t also strike a good number of hitters out?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

McClellan has 359 innings

It’s pretty easy to “consistently” come up lucky over what is 1.5 seasons for a starter.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You're making an unsupported jump by saying

that because KMac has had a lower BABIP over 300 some innings, ipso facto, his talent must be responsible for it.

I don’t find it “likely” that KMac is able to induce “less hard contact” than average at all.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying that his talent. . .

is responsible for all of it, particularly when his BABIP has been consistently low. I think, however, that it is ‘all’ luck is very unlikely.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing about his BABIP

over 300+ innings is something I’d call “consistent.”

His low BABIP over a such a small amount of innings could easily be explained by luck. I don’t know why you think that is “very unlikely” – seems like suppostion to me.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

pitcher BABIP is not a skill

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

also, i will shut up after this, because you passed once, so maybe you saw it and just don't want to

but i would love you to take a look at the FIP numbers i posted above and tell me why KMac is a better pitcher.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Because FIP. . .

is based on an outdated understanding of how pitchers can affect BABIP.

Why do you say that a pitcher that allows 36% of batters to reach base is better than one that allows 31% of batters to reach base?

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitchers have some effect on BABIP, sure

That doesn’t invalidate FIP

I don’t get your point

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't completely invalidate it, no. . .

but by regressing it to league-average, it penalizes pitchers who have the ability to induce weaker contact.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no regressing BABIP to league average

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

???

Fangraph’s version of FIP does, or at least that’s what I take this definition to mean:

Fielding Independent Pitching (FIP) measures what a player’s ERA should have looked like over a give time period, assuming that performance on balls in play and timing were league average.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

FIP incorporates only three things

strikeouts, walks, and home runs. balls in play are completely disregarded. that’s all rui was saying. there is no regressing anything to any average.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

.... so on base percentage against is the end-all of pitcher stats?

come on, man- there’s all sorts of reasons that a pitcher allowing more men on base than another could be better- more strikeouts, less home runs…

furthermore, i would like you to re-read the things i’ve posted- i am in no way arguing that Mitchell Boggs is a superior pitcher to KMac.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

....

A 4.54 FIP is NOT moderately successful especially given the run environment this past year.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i believe VEP actually quoted some #s a few threads ago

that showed that an “average” 5th starter or so was around a 4.6. don’t remember where he got that number. gonna go look.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Well, let me put it this way. A 4.54 FIP gets you replacement level pitching right? I don’t consider that to be moderately successful.

I mean assuming that’s right an average 5th starter is about the lowest standard to set for a pitcher.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Replacement level pitching. . .

is not really replacement level, just so you know.

As in, many teams will employ starters for significant periods of time that can’s pitch at a “replacement level”.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no fucking idea what you mean.

Replacement level pitching is replacement level pitching. Just because starters will employ them for a while doesn’t make them not replacement.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This was discussed during VEBpocalypse

but was not the cause of said VEBpocalypse.

Replacement level needs a serious revamp, at least if you care to have the theory match reality at all.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I read the VEBpocalypse.

You didn’t really prove why replacement level needs a revamp so I guess this is the end of our conversation since it is going nowhere.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The past two years league FIP is a lower

4.54 isn’t quite replacement level, but it’s pretty far below average now.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Isnt Boggs out of options?

If anyone is getting sent down, it will be Lynn or Sanchez. Which actually wouldnt be a bad thing, since we really dont have any potentially solid bullpen callups otherwise ( at this point I dont have much faith in Dickson or Cleto).

Seems to me the choice was drop KMac and keep our best bullpen, but be boned if injury strikes (and it will), or sign him, suffer the loss in value between Kmac and Lynn/Sanchez, and have a viable replacement in case of injury.

Assuming there will be signifcant time missed by some combination of bullpen members, we’re really looking at KMac vs. Dickson/Cleto, not KMac vs. Boggs. At least for this year I’d rather have KMac.

by LastoftheMozeliaks on Dec 19, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct.

Boggs is out of options. Here’s what I found for our relief pitchers and options:

McCllelan: 3
Motte: 2
Boggs: 0
Rzep: 1
Salas: 1
Sanchez: 2
Lynn: 2

McCllelan and Motte are out by virtue of their contracts (and performance in Motte’s case). There’s no way Rzep is going down due to the fact that we traded our future for him so we kind of want to get value from that.

It’s probably between Lynn and Sanchez. Well that fucking sucks.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He IS a solid bullpen guy

That is absolutely true.

We also have like 6 guys that are better than him at his job

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

These 6 guys also get paid a fraction of his salary.

That’s the problem with McClellan. He isn’t worth his salary now.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Which 6 guys?

Which job? Starting or relieving?

I completely don’t understand the K-Mac hate. He’s a solid bullpen contributor who has the ability and the repertoire to be a perfectly suitable 5th starter / emergency starter.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just talking about relievers

But if we’re talking about starters too, Dickson is likely better than McClellan. And Lynn too if you throw him in with the starters

He’s not a bad player. We just have better + cheaper ones. Nobody HATES McClellan, they dislike his use of a roster spot

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, this i have to disagree with
Dickson is likely better than McClellan

but the general gist of your post is, i think, what a lot of us feel. except that i do HATE KMac.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i make no argument with this

i think i have made an objective analysis of KMac above nevertheless.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

whoop-tee-doo

just because he is ‘solid’ doesn’t mean he should be given that salary and roster spot if there is someone younger, cheaper and better available to replace him. if he has value, at least trade him, THEN non-tender, but don’t just pay him and give him a spot because what? he is a familiar known quantity??

by zeruko on Dec 19, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You know,

just because you keep repeating the words, “Solid Bullpen Contributor,” ad nauseum does not magically make it true.

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you're cracking me up today, RB

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Tee-hee

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

The fact that over the course of his career, he has consistently recorded outs at a higher rate than is average for a major league bullpener is what makes him a “Solid Bullpen Contributor”. Come to think of it, I may trademark that title.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

can we get a rehash of what stats

are best at predicting future performance? all this use of WAR and batting slashes is clouding the issue

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

For pitchers, FIP and xFIP

FIP assumes HR/FB is a skill, xFIP assumes that it is luck, and that flyball rate is the appropriate skill stat

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, cool that's what i thought

is there any issue with xFIP that would make it unwise to use as the basis for this argument?

just seems like the wrong evidence has been used, since we’re talking about who is going to be better moving forward.

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I don't think so

I prefer FIP because I haven’t seen enough evidence that HR/FB is NOT a skill stat to be convinced, but that doesn’t mean xFIP is invalid or anything

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i would use xFIP to compare pitchers, unless we are talking about

FIP over several seasons. for instance, jake westbrook’s career FIP is likely a better predictive measure than his career xFIP because his career HR/FB rate is likely more talent (or lack thereof, in his case) than luck.

in a single season, or even several seasons in relief, the luck factor is likely bigger than the skill factor. i don’t have a firm number on how many innings it takes for HR/FB rate to stabilize, but somebody might be able to address it.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, I was thinking about individual WAR vs team WAR just the other day

I was wondering if you could add up the WAR of the players and get close to the wins a team gets. Apparently not.

Which seems somewhat odd, but….. it is what it is!

by sdrone on Dec 19, 2011 8:38 AM EST reply actions  

WAR is context neutral.

Factors such as hitting with RISP, LOB%, and reliever performance affect team wins and losses. WAR’s goal is to get to true talent so it strives to be a context neutral stat that doesn’t take things like hitting with RISP into account. That being said, there’s a good correlation between team’s W/L records and team WAR. As I write above, this makes sense. If a team has a lot of players with high WAR totals, that team will be a good one.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

remember that the R part of WAR is for replacement -

even a team comprised entirely of scrubs would win some baseline amount of games (like ~40 if I recall). So you should add team WAR and that baseline for a proper estimate. Obviously it won’t be perfect (and may be wildly off in some cases). But over the long term across leagues it should be pretty close

by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that sort of how the Pythag record is calculated?

Serious question – never been exactly sure how they come up with that

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Dec 19, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Pythag is a win% based on runs scored and allowed.

WAR is based on RAR which is the amount of runs above average your team would score on average based on how many hits/walks/homers etc they have scored and allowed.

So, Pythag is based on the runs from the actual games. WAR is based on runs that your team would have scored without being lucky or unlucky in the games.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice summary. Thanks.

So is the Pythag based on the previous season’s data?

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Dec 19, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, just based on what you've done this season

It’s a good general look of “You know, our run differential is at 0, but we’re 10 games over .500. Let’s bolster our team because our current pace is unsustainable”

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Pythag is generally calculated in the middle of the season,

like when the Pirates were in first place for five seconds last year their pythag showed them as playing more like a .500 team than a .600 team.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok. Appreciate it guys.

Trying to wrap my head around some of the mathz… I think I’ve got the basic premise of most things, like WAR, wOBA, OPS+, FIP, etc., but still get a little lost sometimes.

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Dec 19, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

This is one of the great things about VEB

I felt like half the content of my comments early on were basically just declaring my ignorance in baseball analysis and pretty much soliciting free education. VEB was happy to oblige. It’s coming in with an unsound bias from the beginning that pisses VEB off. Healthy, informed skepticism is fine too.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, some places call it something different.

MLB.com standings refer to pythag as “Expected Win-Loss Record” or “X W-L”

Expected won-loss record based on runs scored (RS) and runs allowed (RA), using this formula: RS^1.82/((RS^1.82)+(RA^1.82))

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by The Continental on Dec 19, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Fangraphs WAR doesn't work for relievers

There are things the metric can’t account for in reliever usage, and not even Rivera provides surplus on his contract. Also, ROMERO IS MAKING LESS THAN A MILLION DOLLARS. Anyone is a safe bet to provide surplus on that. Frankly, I would have liked it if they ponied up the extra 500K for George Sherril, but its not like that move will make or break the 2012 Cardinals, just like resigning Skip at his contract or bringing McClellan back on his won’t be the difference between contending and not contending.

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 19, 2011 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

I think that relievers like Rivera don't provide surplus value because they are paid way too much.

That being said, I’m not wild about using WAR for relievers in most instances. However, WAR sure does drive home just how badly Franklin pitched in 2011. -1.8 WAR in under half a season? Yikes.

I was hoping that the Cardinals would sign Mike Gonzalez. Then we’d have two left-handed relievers that are not LOOGYs but that could also retire right-handed hitters. It would have like required paying more than a team ever should for a reliever but it would have given the club maximum flexibility in the bullpen.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

This might be where WAR counters GM thinking

such as Mo.

WAR thinking will suggest “paying more than a team ever should” to get the paper-perfect collection of WAR, while a GM also has to consider how those different pieces fit together into a team.

When the manager is charismatic enough to bring the team together, you can get away with a much more person-by-person stat approach to your roster construction. Under TLR, that didn’t always work, especially with the cost-controlled surplus-value younger players.

The question is whether MM is enough of a “clubhouse personality” in and of himself to allow the team’s members to be less cohesive at the start. Seems to me that Mo is at least for now trying to ensure that that isn’t put to an extreme test right at the start of MM’s (ideally) long tenure. That’s why we’ve seen signings that have more to do with continuity, atmosphere and morale than with sabermetrics.

Of course, even if MM is a big “clubhouse presence” (as he supposedly is) that could just mean he prefers guys like that on his team, even if they’re not ideal sabermetrically.

The “clubhouse” approach to the roster seems to have done well recently for the Cards, if WS rings are anything to go by – provided Mo keeps an eye on actual performance and isn’t afraid to drop the axe, a la Franklin.

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by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree with the continuity argument.

Here are the returning players from 2011:

Carpenter
Wainwright (though injured, he was with the team)
Garcia
Lohse
Westbrook
Motte
Salas
Boggs
Sanchez
Lynn
Rzepczynski
Freese
Holliday
Jay
Furcal
Berkman
Craig
Molina
Cruz (perhaps)

That’s a lot of returning players right there even without McClellan, Punto, or Schumaker. This list doesn’t even include Chambers, Greene, or other players who had cups of coffee.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I never said that Schumaker and KMac are the only means of preserving continuity

But Mo and other blurbs certainly have indicated that they add to it, obviously enought o justify the signings to the one doing them.

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by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I must have misunderstood this to include Schumaker and McClellan since there have been four roster moves.
That’s why we’ve seen signings that have more to do with continuity, atmosphere and morale than with sabermetrics.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

You didn't misunderstand

just that few of the others on your list needed to be re-signed this year. Except Furcal and Berkman, of course. And they were. They also have clear production value along with the personality issue.

The best counter-argument you could make is Punto, who seemed to be a “clubhouse” personality as well. However, he’s a lot more expensive relative to his production value.

I guess I’m building a model by which clubhouse intangibles have enough value to sometimes supercede production values, depending on the price.

As for KMac, I actually believe the theory that heis trade bait.

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by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Punto

shredded enough jerseys that he wouldn’t provide excess value.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what are you talking about with punto being expensive relative to his value?

Punto cost virtually the same amount as schmaker to re-sign and will almost certainly be far more valuable than either schumaker or the 7 or 8 runs above replacement he would have to be over the next two seasons to merit his salary.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 1:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I happen to agree with you.....

But there aren’t many of us on this board that think like this.

I have no problem with the Skip contract, b/c to me, it’s VERY low risk. With Skip, you know what you are getting on and off the field. And I think there is a place on a playoff team for a guy just like him. He is insurance/experience and all the other intangibles that make up a good bench player.

by Stanley1 on Dec 19, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

If you know what you're getting is crap, why you want to get it?

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Because as bad as crap is.....

You can always get “worse” crap.

Seriously.

by Stanley1 on Dec 19, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

Skip Schumaker in year two of his deal.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate that our biggest signing so far is Skip Schumaker.

Skip is a fine player, I guess, sort of. What the hell is the point of signing that sort of player in early december?

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I like to pretend

Berkman signed in the offseason. Also, I would argue that Furcal is our biggest signing so far…

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Was someone talking about Furcal?

People are coming out of the goddamn woodwork to defend the Schumaker signing.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

They really like Skip Schumaker.

Period. They want him on the team. So they signed the guy they want. They include elements that sabr types don’t include… like personality, leadership, etc.

Also, Furcal.

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Furcal?

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by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

WAR vs Salary

The thing that needs to be considered on WAR vs salary, is that players sometimes (see AP) put people in the seats and make the team money above their value on the field. I think this is why VEB tends to undervalue pitchers. A lot of people will go to a game because Wainright or Carp are pitching.

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by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about a lot

At the extreme, it can be a big factor (Strasburg), but I’ve personally never gone to a game because of the pitcher. Granted, I’ve always lived 2 hours away…

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Not to date myself...

But my sisters and I frequently tried to go when Gibson was pitching.

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by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

That said, doesn't this factor mean less to the Cardinals than almost any other franchise?

Our attendance, day in and day out, is fantastic

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe...

I am ignorant on whether or not we share road revenue, but there is also t-shirts, bobbleheads, tv rights etc. that are player dependent and not won-lost dependent(yet still related).

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by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah he played pretty well yesterday

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

heh

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by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I also go to Memphis games when they play Round Rock

And this year, if it becomes a choice, I will go when Miller is pitching.

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by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I've picked

going to one game over another based on a pitcher like a Waino over Wellemeyer or something similar. I’ve only gone to see games I normally wouldn’t to see an opposing player (Griffey when he was close to 600).

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by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I went to a few Royals games specifically to see Greinke during his Cy Young season.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember going to KC on a weekend roadtrip in Sept of 2009 (I think)

to catch a Saturday night game and Sunday day game against the Angels. Greinke pitched Saturday and it was like a freakin’ carnival atmosphere. People were giddily ribbing each other and congratulating me for making to a “Greinke Day.” (Also, I got a free Royals barbecue apron for going to the game.) Greinke went 8 strong, giving way to Soria. Of course, the Royals lost 2-1 in 10 or 11, I forget how many extras it went.

Sunday, Hochevar pitched, and there were like 10,000 people, max, in the stands. I paid $5 for the Dry Duck seats, and ended up moving up to like the 5th row from the field about halfway up the first base line. The Royals scored, but it didn’t matter as the Angels absolutely RAKED that game.

When I was driving back to StL, my friends and I agreed on 2 things – 1) We all felt sorry for KC fans if Greinke were to ever leave, and 2) KC fans were WAY to enamored of Mark Teahen.

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DING

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by dronemc on Dec 19, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

after watching Wellemeyer lose games in consecutive trips to Busch

I learned to avoid spending my hard earned money for tickets any day he was scheduled to start

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by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 19, 2011 12:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

A wise policy.

I adopted a similar one with regards to Looper.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to disagree with this.

Maybe once upon a time it was true people went to a game specifically because a certain pitcher was throwing or that sort of thing, but I think that largely died with the ready availability and culture of purchasing walkup tickets. The Strasburg thing a couple years ago would be a nice exception, with people flooding StubHug and those sorts of places to get seats, but that was a really unique situation. The whole, “Hey, Gibby’s going tonight. You want to head down to the park and take in the game this evening?” sort of thing doesn’t really make sense anymore.

The way people buy tickets nowadays is almost always well ahead of time, on some website or other, with absolutely no foreknowledge of that particular game’s circumstances. Now, don’t get me wrong; people will still look at the schedule and say, “Wow, a weekend series against the Brewers in mid-September! Those could be some huge games. We should really try to get to at least one of those,” when planning what tickets to try and purchase, but that’s still far ahead of time.

I understand your point, and don’t doubt it was once the case, but the WAY people purchase their tickets and schedule their outings these days just doesn’t allow for the sort of impact you’re talking about, I don’t think, except possibly in the case of truly historic things. (Milestones, debuts of pitchers born of woman never lain with man, that sort of thing.)

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I do actively avoid going to games if Lohse or Westbrook are pitching (and KMac last year, too)

in the grand tradition of avoiding Suppan, Wells, Wellemeyer, Aybar, Tomko, Osbourne, Looper (SWWATOL) starts.

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by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fair.

Usually, though, if I have tickets I’ll even go to those games, just because I’ve already purchased them and have oddly bad luck trying to give away seats. This has become much less relevant for me since acquiring a press pass.

But the point is taken.

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

a 1/2 dozen people chimed in to say they've made active decisions to see a

particular pitcher pitch in recent history. I’ve done the same on several occasions. Lots of people buy game day tickets and precisely because of the internet and access to tickets, it’s a virtual guarantee you can get tickets on the day of a game to see whomever you want to see play.

by hangingfromatree on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps I'm wrong.

I don’t know of anyone who has done such a thing, but I may have misjudged the way others go about buying and using tickets. I suppose I could be in the minority here.

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Nick Additon

so bad that he won’t be considered a LOOGY in the future?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Dec 19, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I have been wondering about this.

Having watched him pitch I would say he isnt a major leaguer but his performance always exceeds my expectations for him. So now I am in the camp that LOOGY seems to be his ceiling, but the question comes up how does one develop a young LOOGY. The use of such a beast isnt as common in the minors because it restricts development.

by BigJawnMize on Dec 19, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think Additon profiles as a LOOGY because of his stuff.

He’s a slow curve, changeup lefty. Generally, he’s as effective against RHB as he is against LHB; he doesn’t dominate LH hitters.

LOOGYs are not just any LHP, they should be LHP who are particulary suited and adept at getting LH hitters out. I don’t think Additon is that guy.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

"Fangraphs WAR doesn't work for relievers"

Why? It has been borne out year after year that relievers are the most volatile and least cost effective players on a team. Playoff teams routinely have relievers that are basically unknowns and one year wonders that propel their bullpen. There are almost no relievers who are sure things, and paying anything more than league minimum or just above that amount for them is inadvisable.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I would not have predicted the frenzy of FA reliever signings this offseason...

it’s as if GMs think that’s the most important part of their team. This was La Russa’s final parting gift to baseball – winning a championship without traditional starting pitching.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

It works in retrospect. . .

subject to WAR’s substantial limitations, at least. It doesn’t work very well from a predictive perspective, because relievers experience such small sample sizes of innigns.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The only thing that really works for relievers is depth.

Because you can rest assured that someone is going to blow up, lose their control, or get injured at some point over the season.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't see why you think Romero is a safe bet to provide surplus just because he is being paid very little

this is a fallacy. if he performs below replacement level, he will be worth less than we paid for him by the WAR/$ metric.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Which is probably about right

It’s really pretty easy to find dominant relief performance. Kimbrel—-not a top prospect. Axford—-found out of nowhere. JJ Putz—-signed for 4M. I don’t even know who Kenley Jansen is and he put up a 1.74 FIP. Heath Bell—-a throwaway from the Mets. Hanrahan—-the throw-in reliever for Nyjer Morgan. Jason Motte was a catcher. These guys are the best in the league.

To a team like the Cardinals, it’s almost impossible to get real value out of a FA closer type given how fairly available it is to find a guy who can throw 97 for 20 pitches.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with the point of the article.

But I really, really wish Pujols’ last contract was not constantly compared to a FA WAR/$ metric, because Pujols was not a FA. A “win” is only “worth” $4.5MM on the FA market.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 AM EST reply actions  

oh, is that how that 4.5mil per WAR number is calculated?

that makes much more sense, i was always confused why it was so high given the younguns.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's free agent rate for WAR.

I should also add that 1.0 WAR was worth less in 2004, 2005, etc. so the values for other seasons are not $4.5MM per WAR.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking at my post,

I thought folks might have thought I used the $4.5MM valuation for 1.0 WAR in calculating Pujols’s value for every season, but I didn’t. I used the Fangraphs valuation for 1.0 WAR on the free agent market for each of those season. But I didn’t mention this different valuation in the post.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured it out

based on the ’07 “Paid-for WAR”

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

which free agents who signed multiyear contracts got $.5M/fWAR (2011)

it’s like mutual funds, best predictor of next year’s performance is last year’s performance
albert got ~$5M for his fWAR in 2011
who else got $4.5M or more?

the answer is skipperdoodle, but not any one else i can find
not reyes, not kemp, not cuddyer

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Teams of Mystery.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know where this Mystery Team got all this money to bid on players.

There was only 1 season of their show.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Blue Jays are reportedly in on Beltran.

There are also reportedly two mystery teams. Perhaps the Rays or Red Sox?

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That's possible.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I've heard Rays and Red Sox as well..

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want to get it done

Obviously we are not offering as much as he wants. At what point do the Cardinals walk away if Beltran/Lozano won’t make a decision?

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the vitriol on Schumaker has gone beyond statistical logic
However, the Cardinals then brought back Skip Schumaker on a two-year deal that offers far higher odds of production beneath his low salary than in excess of it

The Cardinals are paying Skip 3M total over the next two years. Using $4.5M/WAR, that means we are paying him to produce 0.67 WAR TOTAL for the next two years. Or an average of 0.33 WAR/year.

When you consider that he will no longer be playing bad defense full time at a 2nd base, I think you have to be willing to look critically at his WAR for 2010 and 2009. Those two years, as represented by fangraphs, he produced -0.2 and 0.6 WAR But his poor defense affected his WAR quite significantly.

In 2012, he will be primarily playing outfield and pinch hitting. So more often than not, he will be hitting in favorable conditions – facing a righthanded pitcher, where he is a much, much better hitter.

This simple truth is this…if we are paying him to be a 0.33 WAR/year player, the statement made by bgh that there are better odds that he underproduces than overproduces that number is just folly. Instead, it is a statement blanketed BY the general dislike of Skip by the majority of the VEB community.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 10:22 AM EST reply actions  

The issue is not the money, the issue is the roster spot and efficient allocation of that particular resource

By WAR/$, it’s a fine move

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

If that was the point BGH was trying to make I would agree

But that wasn’t his point.

If you read the block quotes, he simply stated Skip was more likely to underproduce the WAR the Cardinals are paying him for, which is a sloppy and statistically inaccurate statement.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I think his point is

“We’ve been so used to getting a shitload of surplus value out of Pujols for the last 11 years that we could be somewhat cavalier in our use of available resources and still come out okay; that is not the case anymore”

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

And using Skip as an example

Is a bad choice

There has really only been one year in his career when he was a player who gave us minus value from $/War (relative to the free agent market), which was 2010.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah

Basically every pre-arb player gives surplus value.

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Since you keep bringing it up,

there is a strong argument that Skip will underproduce even the low, low expectations that we have for him. He was worth less than zero dollars in 2010, he is older, and he wasn’t even worth a win last season. If he averages the same WAR as his last two years then he will be an overpay even from the excessively mediocre standard which you hold him to.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

He had a negative WAR in 2010

Because of a huge negative WAR due to defense at 2nd (his first year playing there).

In 2012, he will not be playing 2nd much at all (if any). I think you have to keep that in mind.

Baseball reference had Skip as a 0.6 oWAR in 2010 and -0.5 dWAR

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

keep in mind that he benefitted from the positional adjustment at 2B..

..where his bat provided some value versus a replacement bat at the position. If he is primarily a corner outfielder this season, his offense should be compared to other corner OFs.

by all4tookie on Dec 19, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Which is fair

and in 2008 and 2009 when he was playing OF full time, he was a 2.6 and 1.8 WAR player.

Was he playing full time? Yes. Was he younger? Yes. But the fact that he won’t be playing 2nd is more of a benefit than the loss of being compared to other OFers. Honestly, he’s more likely to see 2/3 of his games as a PHer.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Another way of looking at that is that Skip has been in decline for about four straight years.

Why would you sign a player who is declining so obviously?

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

You're taking Schumaker's age 28 and age 29 seasons.

These are typically a player’s peak seasons. Schumaker has entered the decline phase of his career. At age 32 or 33 he is unlikely to play on the same level he did at age 28 or 29. Also, his 2009 season was very, very lucky. I doubt he’ll get that lucky again in his career but I hope he does since he’ll finish it as a Cardinal.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

This might make some sense if Skip was good at defense anywhere, but in addition to sucking at second base, he also sucks in the outfield.

The only thing he does is sometimes hit for decent average. That’s a shitty player and absolutely not a top offseason priority.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Skip's production

could easily be matched by a cheaper player, I’m pretty sure that’s most people’s problem with the signing.

by jeff_abs on Dec 19, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

But maybe that cheaper player is better served playing everyday in AAA, rather than pinch hitting twice a week at the ML level? Sorry, but I don’t want Matt Carpenter, or Cox, sitting on the bench at the ML level. I personally think that is one of the worst things you can do to a kid that has starter potential. Or even a guy that projects to the bench, if he hasn’t reached his peak. Young guys need AB’s. And young guys typically stink at pinch hitting at the ML level. It’s tough. I’d rather have a guy like Skip getting those AB’s.

by Stanley1 on Dec 19, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

That is very true

Look at Craig’s pitch hitting last year.

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

What if the cheaper player has two plus skills and is projected as a MLB bench outfielder?

Why not put that player on the MLB bench?

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Chambers, I think. Baserunning and defense?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

Chambers will likely hit as badly as Schumaker, maybe a little worse, but will give us plus defense at three outfield positions and plus baserunning whereas Schumaker will give us minus defense at three outfield positions and minus baserunning.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

komatsu projects to hit just as well as schumaker

And is a better fielder. Plus, if we play him all season, we get to keep him.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 1:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Another better possibility.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Punto is making the exact same salary as Schumaker,

yet Punto was worth aroun $8M last year to us. He is an excellent back up and has a great approach and is a nice guy to boot.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Schumaker vs. Nick Punto is a false choice.

I understand the money spent could be construed as Skippy vs. Punt, but not the roster spot. Punto would be primarily a utility infielder. Skip, no matter of how unworthy I think he is of a roster spot, will not see much — if any — time in the infield this season unless something very very bad happens. (i.e. catastrophic injury run, something like that.)

Or, if I’ve horribly misjudged Matheny and the rest of the organisation, I suppose. I think we saw what the org. really thinks of Skip last October, when everyone seemingly finally came to the conclusion playing him at second base is a bad idea. Schumaker is the extra outfielder, and as such would not be competing directly with Punto for playing time.

If you asked me which player I would rather see playing in a Cardinal uni in 2012, I would say Punto. But, framing the issue as, “The Cardinals could have signed Nick Punto instead of Skip Schumaker,” doesn’t really work. They’re not playing the same position. It’s really a question of Skip vs. Komatsu/Chambers/that sort of guy and Punto vs Greene.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Using WAR at these levels is slicing things too fine..

Do you really trust it to determine whether a part-time player was worth .2 or .3 WAR in 200 plate appearances? Now they’ve got the baserunning metric added in…

What was the alternative to Skip? Eric Komatsu? Adron? Nick Punto?

Nice Punto signed for exactly the same contract. Skip is a clearly better hitter and a clearly worse fielder. Which would you rather have? If the team really likes Skip and feels he adds value in a leadership role, it’s reasonable to say that Skip was just as good as Punto.

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Good point

when you start hashing these microscopic WARs for bench players, things are probably a little skewed.

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by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

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by StanTheManFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Skip.

As long as he’s not starting. I think he’s a valuable guy to have as a pinch-hitter and in the clubhouse. As long as Mo doesn’t see him as our everyday RF, skip is fine with me.

by rumors on Dec 19, 2011 10:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah this is not what I'm looking forward to...

We’ve gotta sign at least Cody Ross or I’m not happy.

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i am less upset about Skip being on the roster than i am about the inevitable 60 starts Skip will get in 2012

if one was not married to the other, i would be less upset. just as i am less upset about KMac being on the roster than i am about the way too many million we are paying him and the inevitable 15 home runs he will give up in tie or extra inning games.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The only way that happens is if we sign no one...

and Jay falls on his face. Or if we have multiple failures with Descalso and Greene. It really sounds like the Skippy to second experiment has finally ended.

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You're not alone in dreading this.

It’s the reason that I desperately want to see Beltran signed. Because I don’t believe for a second that if he’s not, Skippy won’t be starting in RF.

Makin' toast!

DING

Butterin' toast!

by dronemc on Dec 19, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Punto may be a worse hitter but he is a better offensive player.

Punto doesn’t rely on BABIP/BA for all of his offensive value. He has a great walk rate. His two skills of walking and fielding make him a much better bet to be valuable and much less likely to crater out.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I would have rather kept Punto because I like when a bench player offers a clear upgrade in some skill area

The nice thing about Punto is that his defense is really excellent, so you could justify giving him a start as a way to get a good glove into the field, on a day where that seemed like a priority (groundball pitcher on the mound, etc.). Skip is more of a guy you put in as an across-the-board downgrade for the starter.

by Robth on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Bench Players

To me, when constructing a bench, you want legitimate versatility and a plus skill or two. Punto has all of this. He provides plus defense at three infield positions and also has a very good hitting eye. This makes him a great bench player.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

He was just an example.

I think Coco Crisp is another such example.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

WAR has enough problems that using it to determine whether the OF who put up -0.5 WAR last year is going to be better or worse than the back-up IF who put up +0.3 WAR last year is kind of a fool’s errand.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

We can use multiple years and scouting reports in that case.

Everyone has seen Skip’s lead glove and his WAR has fallen off significantly from its high point of adequacy. He’s slower than he should be, has less power than he should have, doesn’t walk enough, etc.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure. . .

which is why you don’t want him as your starting OF or 2B. But using WAR to tell you whether he is a better 25th man on the roster than Nick Punto (about whom many similar arguments could be made) or Eric Komatsu, or Adron Chambers, for that matter, is a poor use of WAR.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Disagree.

It is patently obvious that Punto is better than Schumaker.

It’s tougher in the case of the other two because they don’t actually have any real WAR numbers.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Punto is a 33yo utility infielder. . .

who has had trouble staying on the field thanks to offensive ineptitude and injuries. I’m sorry, but no, it is not patently obvious that Punto > Skippy.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Punto continues to be fantastic at defense,

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1429&position=2B/3B/SS

vs.

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=3704&position=2B/OF

A fringe player used as the 25th man is much better leveraged when he has one excellent skill rather than a handful of crappy ones. Punto is just a better player than Schumaker and he appears to have more left in the tank.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Excellent defense doesn't matter. . .

if it is on the DL.

I don’t disagree with you championing Punto over Skip, but it’s not “patently obvious”.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

so your entire argument is that Punto is going to get hurt?

in which case, you’re inherently agreeing that Punto is a better player than Schumaker- which, i think, is all hazel is saying.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Even accounting for playing time, Punto is so much better than Schumaker the difference remains stark.

Also who gives a shit if your 25th man is able to play every day?

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

by the converse token, who cares if you're healthy,

When the team would be better when you hit the DL (which is probably true of skip)?

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 1:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Skip Schumaker will be a 32 year old utility player

who kind of sucks.

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by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And doesn't suck

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Punto still gives plus defense at three infield positions and a great walk rate.

This makes him a player much more likely to give you value than a player whose entire value is based on BABIP/BA like Schumaker.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

If you like Punto to recreate his 2011 with the bat. . .

great. I’m not buying it. It was a small sample size and career highs in walk rate and ISO (and a BABIP that, while not a career high, was .019 over his career BABIP).

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's probably a 240/320/300 hitter...

while Skip is good for 280/330/350.

Depending on how they’re used, Punto’s vastly superior defense either does or does not make up for this.

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm saying that without Punto recreating his 2011 at the plate

he is better player than Schumaker because of the high walk rates he has consistently produced and the plus defense he has consistently provided.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

no, it's not reasonable to say skip was just as good as punto.

It’s terribly lazy to say player A is a better hitter, and player B is a better fielder, so therefore they’re equal.

Nick Punto is one of the best fielders in the major leagues, while skip schumaker is one of the worst. Punto is a bad hitter despite his excellent 2011, while schumaker is probably a tick below average.

In the last three seasons, punto has been worth 4.9 wins, while skip has been worth 2.2. That’s not a rounding error: punto has been roughly twice as valuable in that time.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 1:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I disagree with your WAR analysis.

You at once wipe away the negative value Skip gives defensively as a second baseman while allowing him the added value of his offense at second base. I haven’t done the positional adjustment for Schumaker’s value as a right fielder but I bet his bat is a much lesser value there or in left field.

Schumaker’s center field defense is horrible and he should never play at that position. Center is about the only position his bat might play. There is also little reason to believe his right field or left field defense at ages 32 and 33 will be as good as it was in 2007. He is likely a below average defensive corner outfielder going forward, a horrendous defensive center fielder going forward, and the equivalent of a gloved potted plant defensively at second base going forward.

Schumaker’s ISO is declining. He has no power to speak of. His walk rate is declining to unacceptable levels as well. This means he has one skill: the ability to make contact. Even this is declining. In 2011, Schumaker was a player dependent on a .321 BABIP to manage a .283 BA. The groundballing extraordinaire may manage a .321 BABIP again; after all, his career BABIP is .322. Nonetheless, I don’t want to find out if 32 and 33 year old Skip Schumaker can do so.

The Cardinals are paying him in 2012 and 2013 to give him roughly equivalent WAR (0.66) that he gave them combined in 2010 and 2011 (0.60). Due to the decline of age and his skill set, I think he is a very good bet to give the Cardinals a value below his salary. The point of the post was that the Cardinals can’t really afford dead weight with no upside on their roster post-Pujols. Schumaker is the embodiment of dead weight with no upside.

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by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Using Skip properly

as a pinch hitter would minimize some of the positional adjustment stuff. But sadly, I fear we will see him as a defensive replacement in RF a lot.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

If you want a player who is primarily a pinch hitter, why Schumaker?

He hits for average but virtually no power. Schumaker is bad no matter what role one attempts to carve out for him.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree,

I just think he’d have more value in a way he won’t be used than in the way he will be used.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

i think the perfect way to use Skip is as Fredbird's successor.

i would imagine he will provide more value to the club there than he would playing in the field.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly

Skip’s best year by far was four years ago, when his hitting was at its absolutely peak and his defense was confined to places where it was still cromulent. He’s not that guy anymore.

The problem with signing Skip is the opportunity we are passing up to sign players with more skill to fill those marginal roles. I severely doubt his clubhouse qualities make up for it (I’m not even declaring outright that he brings nothing to the table in that regard, it’s just that he offers so little on the field that we really would be better off giving his cheap job to someone else who actually has a real skill).

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

So how many PAs are you projecting for Skip next year, based on your assumptions about his use?

His bad defense at 2B was offset by the positional adjustment, which he will no longer benefit from.

Also, the argument, which you ascribe to bgh (and presumably others), that if Skip is paid $1 next year and ends up with 0.1WAR, he will then have been “worth” signing, misses the point quite badly.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well thanks bgh for the discussion(s)

See you all tomorrow.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Dec 19, 2011 10:43 AM EST reply actions  

Why the hell did the Dbacks sign Kubel?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

ummm...

I believe they intend to have him on their team, in attempt to win more games, in their quest for a RING.

by rumors on Dec 19, 2011 10:56 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So what did I miss?

Been buried and/or traveling for a while now.

It seems we’ve gone with Skip instead of Punto, which is frustrating. Any actual news on the Beltran/other OF front?

by Pegasus on Dec 19, 2011 11:02 AM EST reply actions  

There's no actual news but there is some gossip and rumors.

Over the weekend Ken Rosenthal reported the following:

The Cardinals did extensive background work on free-agent outfielder Carlos Beltran last week and maintain strong interest in him, according to major league sources.

Other teams remain in the mix, however, and Beltran is weighing a variety of two- and even three-year options, sources say.

That same report mentions that the Cardinals have been in contact with Crisp and Ross, too.

Jim Bowden tweeted this yesterday:

Cards continue pursuit of Carlos Beltran with resolution possible early in the week

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Is a bad fit for this team

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

He's perfect for the team...

short term bridge to young arms on a staff with a bunch of question marks.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Excellent idea...

there’s enough cash for him and Beltran

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

two IF's, imo,

IF, stl can trade either Lohse or Westy, and

IF, stl can get roy on a 1 year deal. (perhaps with a option, but I’m leery)

For those reasons, I think you pass.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Westy could go to the pen...

if he won’t accept a trade. He probably won’t even have to go to the pen considering the age and health of our starters.

I feel like I make the same argument for starting rotation depth every offseason.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think there is enough cash

Assuming a team payroll of $110M

We are already near $97M

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Beltran...

would take an A-Ram contract.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Right

IF we sign Beltran, there is simply no money left for Oswalt.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

ARam is getting $6 million this year and a bunch more in subsequent years...

we could do the same thing taking advantage of Lohse/Westy contracts coming off the books.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

But I don’t think we sign Beltran to a 3 year deal averaging $13M/year, so the ability to back weight the contract is less relevant.

I highly suspect we see a 2 year, 13-14M/year deal. And I don’t see us weighing it as a 6M/20M deal.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Oswalt

Why not Roy? Seems like we could get him for something like 2 for 20-24. He seems to be a good bet to be worth at least 5 WAR over the next two seasons. Feel like he has expressed interest in the past for playing for stl. Puma would certainly help with recruiting. If he could stay on the field for 160-180 innings would be worth it.

by ShannonIsn'tSober on Dec 19, 2011 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

Why pay RoyO more than Beltran when Beltran is likely to be twice as valuable?

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

We don't know yet, obviously.

I was hoping for 2/20 or 3/27

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

That would be a steal...

in a world where Kubel gets 2/15 and Cuddyer gets 3/32.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Beltran

I think Lozano gets carlos at least 10 a year, probably more.

I see 2/24 or 3/33 being the deals most likely for him to sign, especially if two mystery teams truly exist.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Dec 19, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm bracing for 3/36...

and hoping for 2/24 with some kind of vesting option.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly,

there’s no way Beltran goes for less than or equal to Cuddyer, imo

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Dec 19, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Back problems.

Pass.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OT: 2012 number 3 hitter

I’m curious what the collective VEB brain thinks of our No. 3 hitter next season. The two candidates are Berkman and Holliday, and i myself am torn. Gut initially told me Holliday, but my brain is pushing more towards Berkman. Berk wins the OBP and ‘veteranness’ categories, and both have similar power (SLG).

Is it better to have Berkman bat 4 to “protect” Matt, and/or be second leadoff for 2nd inning? Or is it better to bat either at 2 and the other at 3 (makes sense, especially if Beltran is signed)? I’m vexed.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Dec 19, 2011 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

Holliday

Berkman’s a better OBP guy so he’s a better bet to hit 4th since he’ll also be leading off a good number of 2nd innings

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I assume Holliday 3rd and Berkman 4th

But who bats 2nd? If we sign Beltran do we put him there?

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm good with that

So the lineup looks like

Furcal
Beltran
Holliday
Berkman
Freese
Molina
Jay
Descalso/Greene
Pitcher

Or

Furcal
Beltran
Holliday
Berkman
Freese
Craig
Molina
Descalso/Greene
Pitcher

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I like the looks of those lineups.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I suppose

There will probably be 20 or so days when Beltran doesn’t play

Furcal
Craig
Holliday
Berkman
Freese
Molina
Jay
Greene/Descalso
Pitcher

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Jay's probably not a bad bet to hit 2nd on RHP days either

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Needless to say

If Matheny has any TLR inside of him, and if we sign Beltran we are going to see a TON of different lineups

A platoon at 2nd plus Beltran, Craig, and Jay sharing time in the OF means a ton of different permutations

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

First four hitters go

Switch
Switch
Right
Switch

lolzies

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Whitey Herzog just shed a tear of joy.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sh*t's and giggles

I put these two down on paper, and frankly, I like them:

Furcal
Berkman
Holliday
Beltran
Freese
Craig/Jay
Yadi
Greene/Danny
SP

or

Furcal
Holliday
Berkman
Beltran
Freese
Craig/Jay
Yadi
Greene/Danny\
SP

No matter which way you go, if Beltran is in the fold that lineup is full of WINNING

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Dec 19, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

With Beltran

I think Freese or Craig hits #2
Without Beltran- Jay hits#2

by rumors on Dec 19, 2011 11:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

+1

Who hits #2?
With Beltran? Without Beltran?

by rumors on Dec 19, 2011 11:38 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I think this lineup looks good.

Furcal
Freese
Holliday
Berkman
Beltran
Craig
Molina
Descalso/Green
Pitcher
or
Put Craig in the 2 hole and Freese 6
or
Put Jay at 2 and Freese at 6

by rumors on Dec 19, 2011 12:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Holliday

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

bman fits better

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

This is a lot of navel gazing, frankly. Romero is making ~$300K more than league minimum, and there aren’t any better candidates for 2nd LOOGY on the farm. Investing $300K in thinking that you can use him better or having a scout who believes that he has discovered a flaw in his delivery or – wait for it- that he is tipping his pitches – is perfectluy reasonable.

Skippy at $1.5M per probably isn’t the best use of a roster spot, but it’s not like there are any sure bets to be better for cheaper within the organization. Chambers is a better glove, but a worse bat.

K-Mac is getting far too much grief from VEB, IMHO. You don’t just throw away pitchers who are capable of putting up a 4.21 ERA in 17 starts (and a FIP of something south of 4.50 – I can’t find any FIP starter/reliever pitcher splits, but K-Mac was better as a starter than as a reliever last season). He’s worth every bit of the ~$2.5M (at most) that he’ll get in arbitration. Frankly, unless he’s scared that he won’t pass a physical, he’d probably get more on the free agent market.

And of course all of this type of analysis ignore the human aspect of it. If you run good clubhouse guys out of town on the basis of cold hard numbers (and cold hard numbers that aren’t all that overwhelming one way or the other), it affect clubhouse (employee) morale. In that way, a major league clubhouse is exactly like every other workplace.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:42 AM EST reply actions  

If you're a better starter than a reliever, then that's almost assuredly just good luck

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

That's a good point

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

And it's not like K-Mac's starter numbers. . .

were better than you would expect from his career to that point. K-Mac consistently put up > 100 ERA+ as a reliever.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Navel gazing...

yeah. Let’s just talk about nothing. VEB will be back in four months.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Why is it always the crappy players that are also the good clubhouse guys?

Why can’t we depend on Matt Holliday and Lance Berkman to provide the right clubhouse atmosphere? Or Jon Jay and Allen Craig to keep things light for the younger players?

Theory: Because these marginal players are bad at baseball and kind to the media, an aura of “good chemistry” develops around them that is largely inferential and subjective. In addition, non-statistically inclined fans latch onto that narrative to justify guys that they like.

Just a theory.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Similar to the ugly girl theory

They have to be good at some stuff to validate keeping them around.

by Cheeseballs on Dec 19, 2011 12:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Why would you write this and post it?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh heh heh

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This has nothing to do with the superficiality of appearance

and has everything to do with merit.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It has to do with lacking in one area

So making up for it in another. It’s a simplistic comparison. Not a shot at ugly girls, although I see its been taken that way.

by Cheeseballs on Dec 19, 2011 12:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Please read the community rules about sexist comments.

I understand where you’re coming from and it doesn’t seem like you’re coming from a sexist perspective but we do have female community members and, if I were one of them, I’d take offense at having a stereotype applied to my gender tied to Skip Schumaker and other ballplayers of his ilk.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for IHB

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf

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2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

<3 u

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

As soon as players get good they put themselves above everyone else...

guys who are bad are more grounded and care more about others. Punto just makes Freese and Greene self-conscious when he flashes the leather.

In order to be a “glue guy” you have to be really bad. If anything Skip hits for too high of an average…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

I think they see Berkman as that kind of clubhouse guy. But he’s also good at baseball.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you're premise is wrong

Lego and Berkman have always been regarded as ‘good clubhouse guys.’

I think the tendency has been that the less-statistically inclined fans or (mgmt) give the marginal players a nod, as long as their contracts make them fungible. – all for the sake of intangibles.

by _pistol_ on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

None of those guys dive into first base!

But seriously, I think you are onto something here.

by OCCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

except that both the guys likely supplanted by schumaker

Punto and Chambers – were very good clubhouse guys by reputation.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 2:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

you're premise is wrong

Lego and Berkman have always been regarded as ‘good clubhouse guys.’

I think the tendency has been that the less-statistically inclined fans or (mgmt) give the marginal players a nod, as long as their contracts make them fungible. – all for the sake of intangibles.

by _pistol_ on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

Why must we fight?

2011 WORLD CHAMPIONS!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP there it is.

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 12:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

If you could have any Cardinals positional player

(In the minors or the majors) taking contracts taken into account, who would you choose? Not for this year, but to look back at in 10 years or so and see who contributed the most?
Holliday?
Freese?
Jay?
Craig?
Adams?
Wong?
Taveres?
Anyone else?

by rumors on Dec 19, 2011 12:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Shelby Miller

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and you said positional player

so i’ll go with Holliday

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Shelby Miller.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, you did say positional player

so we’re doing value over the next ten years? i’m going to go out on a limb and say Kolten Wong.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i was actually thinking about this

if he hits like he is projected to hit, and can play average d at 2nd, he could be a 3 WAR player for years

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually think he

could easily be a fair bit better than 3 WAR player going forward. The bat is really, really good.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i agree

3 WAR is his floor IMHO

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Skip Schumaker.

Because of his awesome clubhouse presence.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Allen Craig

Craig is already in the big leagues and somewhat established so he is a lower burnout risk than Wong or Taveres (both of whom I like as players). Jay and Freese have really high BABIP, which worries me going forward. Craig’s BABIP is high as a big leaugers but not as high as Jay or Freese.

For me the choice was between Craig and Holliday. Holliday is in his decline phase. He’s really awesome but I’d rather bet on a player entering his peak than a player in the midst of his decline. Then again, Holliday’s 2010 and 2011 seasons may be enough to carry him to the most productive player status because they were exceptional.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yu Darvish

Jim Bowden tweets:

Unconfirmed industry sources keep telling me B-Jays won Darvish bidding and bid more than Dice K….only commish office knows for sure

This seems to be the common knowledge within MLB. If true, I’d think the Cardinals would have an advantage with Beltran.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

did he really say B-Jays

come on Jim

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Holy cow

I didn’t even notice that. What a knucklehead.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

RIMSHOT

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

those come after the B-Jays

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Was browsing at Halos Heaven

and stumbled upon a post that had AP’s projected stats from one of their members. Is it just me or are they sky high?

Formatting is screwed up if I try to copy/paste but essentially they have AP at .300 30 HR through 2018. I just don’t see that happening.

by egc80 on Dec 19, 2011 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

He's projected for 20 steals in 2012

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's science, brah.
The numbers a project are absolutely just my prediction but take into account probability of decline rates related to other players near his caliber although in most areas no one has consistently been as good over a long period. Other things that are taken into account is position, way he swings, and his strengths and the likelihood of losing those and at what rate.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

can someone please go cross link this post at Lookout Landing?

i think something would explode.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think that's a projection

that’s a made-up prediction. i would agree that i find it sky high, as well- it could definitely happen, but no real projection system would spit that out.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i know

i said a member’s projections.

by egc80 on Dec 19, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

1.016 OPS

Seems a bit insanely unlikely.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Also like half the math in that table is wrong.

The ratios weren’t actually calculated from the counting stats, they were just made up.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to now reiterate how much I want the Angels to play a 5 man infield

And two man outfield with Bourjos and Trout

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

would an Angels 2 man outfield with Bourjos and Trout

be better defensively than a Cardinals 3 man outfield with Holliday, Craig, and Berkman?

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

What about someone in shallow center with a cannon for an arm...

and two outfielders in the power alleys?

Do we know from spray charts that this is a bad idea?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel like this could work with Bourjos and Trout in the power alleys

if you put a poorly-mobile dude with an absolute cannon and a stick like 20 yards behind 2B, it would certainly be fun to watch anyway.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you might be better shading them toward the batter's pull side.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Dec 19, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah, yo

DH: Trumbo
C: Ianetta
1B: Pujols
2B: Kendrick
Flex: Izturis
SS: Aybar
3B: Callaspo
OF: Bourjos
OF: Trout

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL WELLS, HUNTER, ABREU

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

hold on i just want to reiterate

the Angels have Vernon Wells, Torii Hunter, and Bobby Abreu, are paying them respectively 26.6 million, 18.5 million, and 9 million, and they are, in some order, the team’s 3rd, 4th, and 5th outfielders.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait no Zach is stupid

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

well I think zach is a liar.

Cot’s has Wells at 21M

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

SITE YOUR SOURCE

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Cot’s

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Toronto's paying ~3.6M for the next 3 years though

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ah

i thought they had gotten Anaheim to take the entire thing.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

weird
08:$0.5M, 09:$1.5M, 10:$12.5M,
11:$23M, 12:$21M, 13:$21M, 14:$21M

via… um, Cots.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

that's subtracting the ~3.6MM signing bonus which is being paid by TOR

so yeah, the Angels are paying him that much, but he’s actually making 26.6, 24.6, etc, etc

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Link

Also, cite*

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No he's above Wells by a bit...

it’s all part of the warm, fuzzy feeling he got when Moreno texted him.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice...

Morales, Wells, Abreu, and Hunter would be a decent bench.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone have VEP's projection for Pujols?

It’d be interesting to compare them.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Allen Craig is a badass

Interview with B. Jay Rains

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:08 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

...

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Chaz?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a really poor sentence to start things off with
If Allen Craig can get pinch-hit go-ahead RBI singles in back-to-back World Series games and hit a pair of key home runs to help the Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers, imagine what he could do with two healthy knees.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Allen Craig used to be a decent prospect

then he took an arrow in the knee.

[and then got] pinch-hit go-ahead RBI singles in back-to-back World Series games and hit a pair of key home runs to help the Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Skyrim reference.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

How about this fine bit of writing?


“Playing with a significant more amount of pain than he let on,”

by bobeans on Dec 19, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

...

“The Cardinals and Craig are hoping his knee rehab goes just as perfect.”

perfectLY, bj. adverbs.

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"If I would have had surgery during the season

and missed out on the World Series…"

The rest of the Cardinals would’ve missed out on the World Series, also.

Teach Me How To Torty

by HollidaysofThunder on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The Cardinals

won the World Series when Allen Craig had a broken knee. It is what it is.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

super awesome

and will outperform Pujols over the next ten years

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 19, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that your infallible opinion?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The picture to this article...

Pujols"Will you sign my cap?"

MO"Not for 300 million"

by XxStLunaticxX on Dec 19, 2011 1:32 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Tonight, 6pm...

Lineup your questions on when he’s announcing the Ryan Theriot signing!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if Parra or Chris Young is on the block...

too bad we don’t really have anything the DBacks need…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

So, last week there was a blurb

Put on Carlos Beltran’s wiki page that stated the Cardinals had offered 2/25M and that he was considering whether to take the offer.

That blurb is no longer there.

I just found it interesting.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

Here is Keith Law's take on Dustin Pedroia on May 11, 2007
Dustin Pedroia doesn’t have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power. If he can continue to hit .260 or so, he’ll be useful, and he probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop.
Better question: Why would he be there? 5’8", can’t run, lacks power, not a good defender at 2b. Doesn’t make sense to rate a guy without upside there.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

OH WAIT THAT SECOND ONE IS ABOUT KOLTEN WONG

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill James died?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

the other leader. The one that was slightly less self-absorbed…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Chairman Mao died?

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ming Tsai Cherng died?

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

larry the cable guy died?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Elizabeth Taylor died?

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Jack Z died?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason

by The Continental on Dec 19, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Paul McCartney died?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

brb massabatin

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Neal Patterson died ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Dec 19, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

"Did someone say 'Patterson'"

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Now we need a tumblr of DanUp Looking at Things

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Dan Up-Baby wrote over 1500 books in college

His first time playing golf he hit 38 under par, with 11 holes-in-one. He then retired from golf forever.

He has written six full operas, which are considered greater than any other music ever written.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This has a Chuck Norris feel too it

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are actual propaganda "facts" from the life of Kim Jong-Il

They are not made up. Well, they are made up, but not by me. They were made up by the North Korean government, about the Dear Leader.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

And here I was thinking that seeing the word "juche' twice

in the same day was quite the coincidence.

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

can danup make kim chee so spicy not even he can eat it?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

DanUp does not defecate.

(Yes, that’s another Kim Jong-Il “fact”)

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Law is one of the best in the business overall.

But, he does have his blind spots like anyone else. I think short second basemen who can’t run falls squarely in that category.

I wouldn’t have picked Wong for the same sorts of reasons. But, the more I look at him the more I like him. I always underrate players close to the majors vs. guys with high upside, too.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He's also been younger than his competition basically his entire playing career, right?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

Not sure. Looking at the BD, he should be that younger guy in a given class, like if you start kindergarten when you’re five instead of six, but he hasn’t been in pro ball long enough for that to really matter yet. College age is really kind of meaningless; the whole thing is the same level, you know what I mean?

He was slightly young for the MWL, and should be young again for wherever he starts this season. If he goes to Springfield (which honestly wouldn’t surprise me a whole lot), then he’ll be REALLY young.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

dear Yadi2Second,

i miss you, please come back, i’m sure you’re lurking.

thx <3

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

where has he been?

not one of the casualties of VEBocolypse i hope

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a VEBocalypse?

When was this and what happened?

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

last week

the threads were a warzone

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we get shirts made that say, "I survived the VEBocalypse"?

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

you’re sig is great

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of sigs...

have you decided whether or not you’re going to change your current one?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

gonna keep it

its still true, no matter how much it hurts

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i reserve the right to change the minute he pisses me off

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He hasn't done so already...

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

well, not really

his wife kinda has, but really he did what the majority of humans would have done

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet one of her famous chimichangas would chnage your mind about her

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a warning for talking politics...

first time my laptop has been signed out of VEB since 2007. It took me the better part of an afternoon to figure out how to post again.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I did see that.

The Newt Gingrich joke? For the record, I agree it was inappropriate, but I did find it humourous. So there’s that.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

it kick-started a big thread that was way worse than my original post. I was unfairly held responsible for the sins of all those who replied.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i got banned from the colts SBN site this weekend

bad week for VEBers and their comments

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd think they'd be in a cheery mood...

probably worried about losing the Luck sweepstakes.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i got banned before the win

told the main mod/writer he needed to seek counseling

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

see

this was my thinking….for future reference Stampede Blue =/= VEB

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

most other sites =/= VEB

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

I wouldn’t say entirely unfairly. There’s a reason we just don’t want any of that stuff at all: it always always always leads to more. Pandora may not have known how bad opening that box was going to be, but she still fucked up.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, but if she hadn't opened it, she would not have become famous

and we wouldnt have awesome radio and idioms

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

aren't you supposed to be up to speed on these kinds of things?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a terrible moderator.

However, I did actually see the thread spoken of here. Just didn’t realise that’s what we were talking about.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

someone got a two day timeout

still not sure who

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No. He is not banned.

I would suppose he’s simply chosen to take some time off or not participate.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we should bake him a "no hard feelings, welcome back, we missed you cake"

And hide carlos beltran in the center!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Dec 19, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

he's more of a pie guy

sadly, there’s a lack of pies

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

so, i'm digging through stuff from the last year

and i come to find out Brandon Phillips paid the fine Cueto got for kicking Larue in the head
classy classy organization, i tells ya

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

wow, really? could cueto not afford it or something?

or did phillips feel bad since he started the whole thing?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he thought that behavior had to be rewarded

idgaf, i just found it interesting

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Cueto

should have been making league minimum at the time, but I won’t swear to it. Possible Philips was just helping out the guy who makes 1/40th of his salary. Maybe felt a little responsible too.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wat?

Link

If Kolten Wong or Zack Cox can plug second base and Craig gets 400 at-bats somewhere, the Cardinals have a solid chance to win the NL Central

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

PASSAN WARNING.

You’re welcome.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Which means he's really better off that us.

I envy him his blissful ignorance.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Do some research, pASSan

though, how awesome would it be if Wong could come up and hold second base down this season

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe OLIVER projects Wong for a .770 ML OPS next year

Might be the highest projection we have for 2B (i.e. higher than DD, Greene, Schu (blech) etc.)

So maybe he has done his research….

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The idea that the Cardinals might win the division if the team plays Kolten Wong...

over the 4-5 guys ahead of him on the depth chart is ridiculous on its face.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh.

it’s not like any of those guys are world beaters. But I agree that Kolten Wong is unlikely to be replacement level in 2012.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is really ahead of Wong on the depth chart though?

1. Greene (I will put him here because it is my depth chart)
2. Descalso
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3. Schumaker? (Wong is a better 2B right now, IMO)
4. Kozma? (I think Wong would be better right now, although I do like Kozma’s defense)
5. Jose Garcia? Jermaine Curtis (actually a sleeper prospect of mine)?

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Cardinals had a catastrophic disease that only affected second baseman

I think they’d go Descalso-Greene-Skip-Street Free Agent-Kozma-Jackson-Craig-maybe Cox if he can function at the position.

And Wong going straight from the Midwest league to the majors is not going to move the needle at age 21 to the point where we would take the division.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, I went and did something stupid

I compared Kolten Wong’s first year in A ball

to

Albert Pujols first year in A ball
.
.
.
.
And I was amazed at how similar they were.

Both were age 20 when the season started. Pujols got promoted to A+ and eventually AAA by the end of the year, and got twice as many at bats.

But the fact that they OPS numbers of .953 (Pujols in A) and .910 (Wong in A), and they both had BB:K ratios of nearly 1:1 really stuck me. The primary difference between the two is that Pujols had a higher HR/AB ratio but their 2B/AB ratios were the same.

I’m not saying Wong is the next Pujols, I just found the similaries eerie, particularly regarding age, ratio stats, minor league level, etc.

by Fleabottom on Dec 19, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i would believe that

if he didn’t go on to say that cox might be at second

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Jay

in an oversized suit!

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

where's the powdered wig?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

how tall is his date?

5’10", apparently
Either she has some monster heels on or jon jay isn’t really 5’11’’

by _pistol_ on Dec 19, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

What are y'all doing for NYE?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

either nothing

or getting drunk with my brother and his friends.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

reminds me of the joke about the elderly aunt

who claims that time is speeding up as she ages and gets out of bed in the morning and exclaims; “Is it breakfast again?!”

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

since it's 2012, it's likely to be the last NYE party.

so party like it’s 2012 people

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

and because you're obviously baiting

So Rui, what are you doing for New Year?

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually wasn't, I'm just trying to focus VEB on happier things

But since you asked, I’m paying an exorbitant amount of money to go to a giant NYE bash here that includes all you can drink and all of that business

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

oh good

i haven’t been paying attention to VEB today since i’ve been so edgy and hungover. Didn’t want to blow up on someone for mentioning Schumaker AGAIN.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They shouldn't have been in that barn to begin with!

GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED, FRITZ.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

this wins

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

anniversary celebration

favorite italian restaurant + lots and lots o wine

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

getting drunk.....somewhere.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the latest I've gone into a year without having NYE plans

I still have no clue

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 19, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

new years eve is amateur drinking day

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Dec 19, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

out.

most people drink something on new year’s eve.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

brookfield fucking missouri

in-laws christmas. i hope we’re at least be going out with my brother-in-law.

> tebow

by cschepers on Dec 19, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

HAH!

brookfield, MO: home of the only listenable radio station in kirksville

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That's Gold Glover Bobby Abreu, for the record.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

by mtzxc on Dec 19, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

*Home Run Derby Champ Bobby Abreu

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats

Two-time All star Bobby Abreu to you.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

One time Silver Slugger Bobby Abreu^

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

by mtzxc on Dec 19, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

2009 ALDS Winner

Bobby Abreu

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

veterans committee

A YEAR TO THE DAY AFTER HE DIES

/stillbitter

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i wonder if billy beane seriously regrets allowing whatshisface to publish moneyball

since now everyone is all about it and the oakland as are terrible again.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

...
The other common snipe is that Beane should never have spilled his secrets to Lewis. That ruined the A’s, the critics say. But Lewis dismisses the charge. First, he notes, Beane had never imagined their conversations would spiral into a book. Lewis says, "I was going to do something little. By the time I thought I was going to do something big I’d hung around so much it would have been socially awkward to ask me to leave."

Second, notes Lewis, by 2002 Moneyball was already spreading. The book ends with the Red Sox offering Beane the highest GM’s salary in baseball history. Only when Beane turned them down, having decided after Stanford that he’d never do anything just for money again, did the Red Sox hire Epstein. "The market was moving already," says Lewis. "The teams that wanted to do it were going to do it anyway, so no book was going to make any difference. My view is the only effect of the book was to give them [the A’s] the credit. If no book had been written, Theo would have been branded the man who reinvented baseball."

Link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

damnit rui

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a quote from Epstein that, upon reading Moneyball, he thought,

“He’s giving away the playbook.”

The thing of it is that the playbook was already being run in Boston and other places.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i wonder if any of my thoughts are ever original anymore.

seems like with the internet, someone could always find someone else who already thought of that and found the resolution

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

and had been run. . .

by Branch Rickey and Whitey Herzog, and basically every 13 year old playing Stat-o-Matic.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i just found

allen craig’s wedding registry
hah

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

witchcraft

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps VEB should get them a nice gift

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

sig.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Question about this

For the pitchers, how can “league average” be less than 100 on their ERA+? I saw Wandy’s ERA+ of 100 and said, “Wow, their best pitcher is league average”, but it says the league average is 96.

And I guess I just figured it out. The starters and relievers combined must get you the average ERA+ of 100. When you separate them out (and continue to use the same average), you get an average starter ERA+ of 96 and reliever of 108.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Dec 19, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh good lord

its anti-WAR day at VEB, I suppose.

Maybe I should just step outside for a bit.

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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Just think of it as

“Healthy skepticism and challenge of accepted beliefs which in turn leads to strengthening of convictions through rigorous argument” day and then you’ll feel better.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

it's so tiresome though

i don’t know how Socrates was able to keep giving a fuck his whole life.

Sign Yoenis Céspedes
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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know. after reading some of plato's works, it may have all been a pseudo-intellectual front to pick up guys.

that would be a funny joke on western civilization, if our entire philosophical system were founded on a braniac’s pickup device.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Leonard Cohen once said

he only started writing songs to make women fall in love with him.

(He was then asked if it worked, thought for a long while, smiled, and said, “Yes.”)

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Michel Gondry has said on multiple occasions

that he only makes movies to help him get laid. (He’s not easy on the eyes)

by hangingfromatree on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my fav exchanges is from Finding Forrester

“Why do you think people go to book readings? To get laid…”
“You mean, if you write a book. women will sleep with you?”
“Women will sleep with you if you write a bad book.”

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

lets play nice boys and girls

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

LoMoGoSo
LoMoMarlins Logan Morrison
Yes. No cup RT @Jacknbd: LoMo would you take a 91 mph cutter to the nuts from roy halladay if it meant you guys would win the world series

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Dec 19, 2011 4:58 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

oh my god that's wonderful.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ballsy

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

As much as it can get annoying at times

I love the fact that at VEB, there can be an entire thread debating McClellan vs. Boggs

we could be lamenting 104 years without a world series

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 4:59 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

OT but I need advice, and VEBs gift-givers are world-class, or so I hear.

I’ve only been going out with this girl for a month, and I’m only in high school so we’re not really serious. Is a box of chocolates an acceptable gift or is it too cliché?

Manchester City: 38 points, 12-0-2, 1st in EPL, +35 GD
Sergio Aguero: 11 G, 3 A
Edin Dzeko: 10 G, 3 A

by cardinalswsbound on Dec 19, 2011 4:59 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

box of chocolate covered bacon would be better

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I bought my girlfriend a locket when I was in high school

We’re married now.

It is what it is.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

married the HS sweetheart?

i didn’t think that actually happened anymore

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My last couple of sigs

I’ve chosen not just because I like them but also because I tend to like the way they sound at the end of statements.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mods ban this man

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha!

You cannot call on me to ban myself! Foolishness.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll send him a very polite email,

telling him I’ll look into the problem, then laugh maniacally in my laboratory.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

azru, i think, addressed this earlier, or maybe it was tom s.

mods apparently do not see their own flags- i.e., if rui flags him, only the other mods see them.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Wow, I didn’t realise that. I know we can’t inspect our own accounts, but I thought the flags still showed up in the threads. Interesting.

Also somewhat worrisome for me now…

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

FLAG'D

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

or is it?

MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yea

i’m about to get rid of the rosenthal update

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...

What does that mean for me? You’re discarding me already? Chopped liver i’d say.

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

dude you should definitely keep yours

as soon as the new season starts, i’m starting another countdown

actually, on second thought, it such a pretty pitching line, i may just keep it

maybe i will get rid of the pujols quote afterall

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Inaccurate.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

We see all.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

what am i remembering then?

is there a certain class of mods who don’t see their own? i swear to god i saw a mod post this.

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i did too

it was either azru or tom s.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

testing testing 1 3 2

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't that entrapment?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh god he's going to ban me isn't he

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not only can I see it flagged inside the thread

(flags turn comments red for mods) but I can also see it on my own info screen inside the moderating dashboard.

So mods can see any flag even one on them.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

cool

Sign Hong-Chih Kuo, Trade for Peter Bourjos

by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

so tom s. is entrapping us all

ps in case anyone would like to know, i cannot see my own flags. i assume the same thing is
true of the other mods. so, if someone flagged me, i would never know. azru, danup, redbaron would see it and could respond.
i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . – macmanus
by tom s. on Dec 14, 2011 7:18 PM MST up reply actions

link

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

CLASS ACTION SUIT!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i read this as "class action slut"

what is wrong with me

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Bunions?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder what that would consist of.

Fascinating.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i imagine it would be a girl who just goes around filing class actions all the time with no remorse

she just gets her $22.96 in settlement money and moves on to the next schmuck who sold her a defective hair dryer.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah.

See, that’s totally not what I was picturing.

I think I like the movie in my head better than the one in yours.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

elaborate

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

...are you serious?

How are you not seeing this?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, like pornography?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I should.

“And today was the day, for the first time, we saw a hint of decorum from the man.”

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i was imagining class action attorney groupies.

which is far scarier.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

so you decided to get the boyfriend lawyer porn for Christmas?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Unsure.

I seem to have an additional “Trusted” title in the background that tom s. does not.

/serious

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, i am not trusted?

>weeps<

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And he is.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It is what it is.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

in fairness, either i cannot see them or i am too stupid to figure out where i would see
either way, people can flag me with impunity.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

But

Who moderates the moderators, maaaan

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

me.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This Looks Like A Job For

…Kurt Gödel

"The dog! The dog! He's at it again!"

by AustinBOB on Dec 19, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

and rec'd

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

REC

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I don't know how this happened

We also got through 4 years of long distance while I was at the most attractive university in the US

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Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

you sir, are a man of virtue

thats how

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm reccing this as hard as I can.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

you went to an SEC school?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I went to the University of Southern California, which I have stated several times on this blog

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

is there some kind of empirical evidence to support your statement about the most attractive school?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

We’re #2 here to ASU

And this list just has the Top 10 in no order

Too lazy to look for any more

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm really surprised that asu beats out u of a

i mean, playboy did a whole thing on u of a.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly, who cares?

is there anything more subjective than judging an entire student body on attractiveness?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

well, damn.

finding one that i think is attractive and that thinks the same thing about me is about the only thing i care about.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

just did!

and i’m in a weird mood. very subdued at the moment.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lolz

We at the UA are not "everyday people." We are beautiful and hot. Well, most of us are anyway. The non-hot people would probably be hot anywhere else, but next to the cream-of-the-crop, super-hot UA students, they only come off as average looking. That’s how hot we are. Hopefully, such claims won’t make prospective students accumulate any eating disorders. You really should come as you are. If you’re not hot, we just won’t talk to you. And you’ll probably have a sad four-year college career. Bring a pet if you’re not a looker, or at least a nice personality, so we can overlook your ugliness

college prowler

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

hey the guys at truman got a B!

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

They gave Mizzou girls an A-
You would think that students at Mizzou are very sexually promiscuous, but most are just trying to find that someone to fall in love with. The average student at MU is a hardworking, party-oriented, friendly, and fun person.

I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. The last three things are right though.

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think that's accurate at all.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Which part?

Last three things seem to be right.

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

the party-oriented, friendly (kind of), and fun are true.

sexually promiscuous is also probably correct. the rest is false.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha yeah.

Everyone I know just wants to ahem “get it in” (phrase of choice)

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

of course they do.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously

That reviewer did not go to Big 12, or Harpos, or Fieldhouse, or Bengals, or Shiloh, or Quinton’s, or a house party, or the dorms, or visited campus early morning on a Friday or Saturday.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

was jok

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a feeling you were more serious than wsbound is right now.

I could be wrong, though.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i won't comment on that, i would personally get something else

but if you DO get chocolates, for god’s sake don’t get one of those Russell Stover boxes. get her some nice ones. nothing is worse than bad chocolates.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

this, so much this

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...that sound bad. Nothing to see here...move on, please.

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly,

it doesn’t really matter at the point you are at. However — and I cannot stress this enough — do not get her nothing. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

You’re young enough and unserious enough the gift itself doesn’t matter, but the giving of a gift says worlds about you. Any smallish sort of thing is good just to let the other person know they were on your mind. Where you are now it really is the thought that counts.

I always liked giving stuffed animals, personally, more than something edible. Gave a girl a blown glass rose one year and that worked out really well. I cheated on her about a month later, though, so tough to say where the relationship would have gone.

Oh, and no lingerie, no workout equipment. Just don’t.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

oh please get a sports bra

and get the size totally wrong….please do this, if only as a social experiment

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

HEH

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

but bigger or smaller????

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bigger.

I think. No, smaller.

Damn, I don’t know which would be more awkward.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it would have to depend on the girl

if she is obviously well endowed, i think small would be embarrassing, and vice versa. if she is of moderate size, i would have to think extremely small would be funnier.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

although, what if you bought a very well endowed girl a porn-star size bra

that would be hilarious too. oh god i don’t know, this is too funny to think about.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we get a girl's opinion on this?

Which is more insulting? Receiving a bra much too large or much too small?

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

receiving a bra at all is pretty insulting in and of itself

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you wouldn't ever like a boyfriend (longer term)

to get you nice lingerie? this is an honest question.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

lingerie is not the same thing

lingerie would be nice, if its like a silk nightie or something. but just a bra, by itself? that is a really weird gift and also a terrible terrible gift because unless your boyfriend knows your bust size, he is almost guaranteed to get it wrong. and then, every bra is different and you could try on 6 different bras in the same size and have all of them fit differently. or maybe one is good for t-shirts, one is better for v-necks or dressier clothes. a bra is just way too personal to ever be a good gift.

but now that i think about it, i guess it depends on your body type. some girls probably have it easy with bras.

but i still think its terrible gift.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

gotcha, and that makes sense.

FWIW- i have gifted underwear to a SO on several occasions- but i believe every time in response to a request for it.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

VEB: professional bra educators

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I already know it's a bad idea, Boogsy.

I just want to which of two bad ideas is the worse idea.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i personally would be more "insulted" by a bra that was too big

because i would automatically think that whoever gave it to me must think i’m fat.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

this could be the drugs talking, but wouldn't that be a complement?

not that you’re fat, but that the guy thinks the girls are bigger than they are?

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

well it depends on if it was too big by the cup size or by the band size

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

well of course if it's two sizes bigger that's an insult

but it it’s a 38 C & you’re a 34 C i can’t see how that’s insulting

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 19, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah probably.

i’m a bad person to ask about this, i think.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the number.

Like 34 B is measurement around the rib cage, followed by the cup size. Which is determined by some equation about the relationship between the distance out from the body in relation to the band size, I think.

36 D same thing. 36 is the measurement around the girl, D is the designation of the cup size.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

so some guys do know what they're talking about

good to know

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

HFS i knew this

i should STFU & go back to bed

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 19, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

we'll blame it on the meds this time

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

or that you have big knockers

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I can't decide on this.

It’s like if I were to ask a woman I was dating, “Hey, how big do you think my dick is? Aw, that’s sweet, but ‘big enough’ isn’t a real answer. I mean like in inches,” I can’t decide if I would prefer her to say a larger number or a smaller number.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HEH to the quote

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

so true

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

just like bra size, i imagine that each person would have a different answer, depending on the actual size of his or her...ahem..stuff

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

baron's penis is greg maddux?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like there's a

parable here, something about not projecting undersized righthanders to be Greg Maddux just because he’s the only successful one of his ilk.

I is have a bad day.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

but your penis could win a cy young as well

THERE IS PRECEDENT

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I told him about his future award potential.

He still seems sad.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

"the freak" is still not an acceptable nickname.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

Well now he’s going to be pissed off AND sad that he has to give up his nickname too.

Wow, rough day for the little baron.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe this song will make him feel better

here

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

gotta be bigger, right?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

kids that want to end up in juvy

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait

i read that wrong

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

second this
Oh, and no lingerie, no workout equipment. Just don’t.

by avs18fan on Dec 19, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So... a gift card to a gym then?

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by cardinalswsbound on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

You are clearly doing it right.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you're either a bad person

or casanova

or gdm

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Me?

I thought those were good gift suggestions? What did I say wrong?

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i was referring to your rose story

very….erm… i can’t find the right adjective

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that.

I just used to be an appallingly awful human being, in answer to your question. Little bit of a Casanova, too, but mostly just a bastard.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf rb

you gave a girl workout equipment as a gift?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

I’m just letting him know it is a terrible idea to do so.

I did suggest to a girl I was living with for a brief period of time (she of email tomato story fame), that we get a couple’s membership to the gym down the street because she was very upset about how much weight she had put on since we started dating. Practicality is not at all useful in a situation like that. I was treated very poorly.

That’s the closest I’ve ever come to giving exercise stuff as a gift.

My dad has done that, though. It was…not a great Christmas.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

this poor girl.

she really put up with a lot from you, didn’t she?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmph.

You have wounded me.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i apologiSed below!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And now a spelling shot.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that was supposed to be like an olive branch

like, hey look, i am even spelling your way, just to make up for it!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I just take everything ever said by anyone as a personal affront.

It has served me well in life, this approach.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The tomato thing wasn't your fault

Unless I’m remembering the story incorrectly.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait, that's right.

apologies, rb.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It was not.

I did not, however, go out of my way to not make fun of her for it.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Get her a Gift Certificate for a manicure at some spa

1) it’s relatively inexpensive since you’re not too serious and only been together a month ($20 or so)
2) it shows you put more thought into it than just walking into your local drugstore and grabbing the obvious

Unless she doesn’t do girly makeup/nail type stuff, in which case ignore this suggestion.

by avs18fan on Dec 19, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a pretty good idea.

i also like RB’s stuffed animal idea. in high school i would have dug that.

whatever you do, don’t get her “night at the roxbury” on dvd.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Get her the DVD of “Two Girls and a Guy.” It’s almost a serious movie.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You ever mention that site again and you're out of here.

I got an email with a link years ago from dude I know, long before anybody knew what that shit was. Never, ever, ever bring that up again.

(sound of a single gunshot is heard)

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

FLAG'D

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

with that avatar, i don’t want to know how you get your kicks.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Just take her shopping at L'Occitane.

(and yes, if she likes chocolate, it is quite acceptable)

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by a fink on Dec 19, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a girl buy me a tire one time in HS. Best gift evah!

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

is that a euphemism

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I kept waiting for the punch line

Then I remembered your original comment and realized this was just something that actually happened. Amazing.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish it hadnt happened.

I aged about 20 years that morning and now I have too much gray hair for not being 30 yet

"Why does everyone always forget about Trevor Rosenthal?"
-VolsnCards5

by Action Jaxon on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

woah

that is fucking awesome.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Action Jaxon coolness +10

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

Jaxon just gained points on my chart.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah,

that’s pretty awesome.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

save the chocolates for valentine's day

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

I think I’m leaning towards RB’s stuffed animal idea.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point. Suggestions?

Manchester City: 38 points, 12-0-2, 1st in EPL, +35 GD
Sergio Aguero: 11 G, 3 A
Edin Dzeko: 10 G, 3 A

by cardinalswsbound on Dec 19, 2011 5:17 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

agree with rb and bgh

stuffed animals are great. if you could somehow arrange the stuffed animal to be holding a single rose, perfection.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

HEH

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

VEB you're slaying me today

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I love those commercials.

Hey, are you out of shape? How about practicing jerking a dude off for hours? You’ll tighten up in no time!

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Relevant

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That was awesome.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

How come that's not rec'd yet? Is now

VEB…very funny

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

while wearing a sports bra

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright sounds good, time to blindly follow others opinions.

Manchester City: 38 points, 12-0-2, 1st in EPL, +35 GD
Sergio Aguero: 11 G, 3 A
Edin Dzeko: 10 G, 3 A

by cardinalswsbound on Dec 19, 2011 5:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think they have those at the Bear Factory.

That’s another suggestion: instead of just buying a bear or something and giving it to her, actually go to the Build-a-Bear and put it together with her. The time spent will be worth more than the gift itself, particularly when she looks at the gift and remembers the day she got it.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait have you been to a build-a-bear?

I’m having a tough time seeing this as romantic.

Waiting in line behind a bunch of 5 year olds — WSBound says to his sweetheart “You want a princess costume for that bear? No, how about some roller skates?”

This sounds like something out of Napoleon Dynamite, which makes me think what WSBound really should give her is some Glamour Shots! That would be awesome. Or maybe a self-drawn pencil rendering of a Liger.

by OCCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't been to one in many years.

But it was nice the one time I actually did go and assemble a bear with my then-girlfriend. The place may have changed since, I don’t know.

It was for her birthday, rather than Christmas, though. Perhaps the season made a difference as well.

Like I said, just speaking from personal experience, it was one of the better-received gifts I’ve ever given. (And I am a world-class gift giver, with no particular modesty.)

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Allrighty then (foot in mouth)

I just kinda hate the place. My oldest has two identical dogs that she made there. She convinced my mother in law to buy her another one complete with the freaking roller skates. They just sit on her floor without being played with and she will often ask to go there and buy more crap for them. I guess I kinda hate stuffed animals in general. Sorry to poo poo.

by OCCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fair.

Like I said, though, it worked out well for me, and it was all about the fact we actually went out for the afternoon, got a gift, and all that.

Also, I didn’t have expectations of her actually playing with the animal, since she was like 19 at the time. In fact, if she did play with it much I might have been concerned.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Snuggie

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

oh! good one!

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Theoretically, could you get me a job with Bayern?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on dude

your sucking up to a guy with Man City stats in his sig. How the hell am i supposed to stay friends with you?

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Toni Kroos is his cousin!

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no perfume, no makeup nothing that could hint she needs to approve her appearance

i have a suggestion
go to a tj maxx or a jc penny and you can score a nice silver bracelet, a necklace or earrings with a nice gemstone, a diamond accent or some swarowski crystal retail price ca. $60 for $20 or less.

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

approve improve same difference

i should have stayed in bed today

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
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by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I love shopping at Swarovski.

It’s the most unique combination of really gorgeous gifts, mystique that says, “I paid an ungodly amount for this,” and price tags which are actually nowhere near what you expect.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

to add on to the comments above, if you're getting chocolates, get DARK chocolates, man. unless you know she hates them.

fine chocolates. i don’t think that’s a bad gift for a one-month high school relationship. you might throw in something else, with an individualized twist. like, get her flowers also, but potted flowers, like a gardenia, that she can keep. also, gardenias smell awesome.

i’m trying to gauge what’s appropriate in a high-school context. i think i usually got girls music i thought they’d like, or a movie.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I like magnolias the best.

I can’t abide them in my house anymore, though.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

now i'm listening to Sugar Magnolia.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i think you have misinterpreted his general lamenting

“having a tough time” ≠ “someone must die”

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Temporary brain twin

even though that is actually one of my least favorite Sublime songs.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Victor Conte’s take on Braun. Of course it’s too self serving, but whatever.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

I was about to post this, Joker.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh. no.

Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal Close
#STLCards could play Beltran mostly in RF, use him on occasion in CF and DH him on road in interlegue. For #BlueJays, more of DH. MORE #MLB

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

isn't this mostly what we expected?

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

to play mostly in RF?

no way, he’s gotta play mostly in CF, right? i mean, after craig returns.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be my preference.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

well, he's going to play RF full time until Craig comes back

after that, i would assume starting a couple times a week in CF, couple times a week in RF, DHing on the road in inter league, and a bunch of days off/bat off the bench

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think rosenthal even knows who allen craig is, let alone that he will be out the beginning of the season

i just think this is a misleading tweet, that’s all

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind veteran signings and I was a fan of the Berkman signing

I just thought that Beltran was toast prior to this season, and I’m really nervous about valuing him as a 4 win player going forward. I really don’t wanna see what happens to his knees if we try and put him back in centerfield or if we keep him until age 37 (or both). I also hate the idea of Allen Craig being pushed to the bench yet again if we have Beltran in a corner. Overall, I like vet signings when we’re betting on a bounceback year, not when we’re praying that a dude in his mid-thirties can keep up his resurgence after two consecutive lost years.

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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2011 6:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmm. I see.

One, I don’t believe anyone is advocating paying him 18-20 million a year, which would be valuing him as a four win player. Two, I would quibble with your characterisation of two consecutive lost seasons. I’ll give you 2010 as a lost season, but he was still a 3.0 win player in 2009, in just 81 games. (I do understand your concerns could be more about the fact he only played 81 games that year, in which case I can credit you that point.)

Point is, when Carlos Beltran is healthy he’s still an elite talent. If you believe he’s due to get hurt again then I think you have legitimate concern. On the other hand, if you’re concerned he’s going to just somehow stop being good all at once rather than the usual gradual decline then I think your concerns are well off base.

Also, while I personally would be wholly on board with Yoennis Cespedes as a signing, I can’t imagine why you would think he is a better, less risky signing with absolutely no track record beyond a few highlights from the WBC and a workout video than a player with over 61 WAR in his career who played in 142 games last season — and was great in those games.

There’s at least as good a chance Cespedes washes out as there is Beltran simply collapses, in my ever so humble opinion.

Wouldn’t mind either one, though, honestly.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no, I don't think he's just gonna suck

I just think he’s gonna get injured, and I think a
true centerfielder fits so much better onto our team.

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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

haha you changed your sig

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn't mind a Cespedes signing though

or Soler

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

we've already had this discussion

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

go back to bed

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm worried for you

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I would not mind him as the right sided platoon at CF and left sided platoon at RF

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Or when Holiday needs a break as well

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

this man gets paid for this type of "update"

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this euphemism

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Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No

it’s gdm.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My favourite euphemism ever:

consider this my Christmas gift to all, by the way, VEB.

I was hanging out with my friend Travis one afternoon, just playing video games or something similarly boyish and dull, when he stood up and told me he had to run over to this then-girlfriend’s house for a few minutes (she was out of town), and would be back shortly. I asked him what he had to go for, and he said, “Oh, I just have to go over and feed Katie’s chinchilla.”

It was the best day ever.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Someone help me.

I am confused and need assistance

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

She is out of town but he is feeding her chinchilla.

Does she actually have a chinchilla?

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This would mess with the euphemism vein of the subthread.

Is there another euphemism somewhere else? Do multiple people have chinchillas?

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by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

your reaction is making me LOL

i am almost crying here

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I was confused because she was out of town

so what I expected to be the euphemism (v = chinchilla) was confusing. Then I thought maybe he was feeding the mom’s chinchilla or something (euphemism) or maybe there was someone else with a chinchilla (non-euphemism) and things spiraled out of control from there.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i request someone sig this:
Do multiple people have chinchillas?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if they link to these posts as well.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

the dude wasn't meaning sex

red baron took it to mean sex though

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I really should have specified.

She actually did own a pet chinchilla.

My explanation was lacking.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So there was no euphemism in what you wrote?

Ok. Carry on.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

some female chinchillas will squirt urine in the face of males to avoid mating with males

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this a euphemism?

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by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

no, reality

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

you also cannot get a chinchilla wet or it will get fungus growing on the fur or fur rot and often die.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT'S ENOUGH GUYS

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT ONE'S ALSO REALLY TRUE

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny story about that.

(post deleted for abject horribleness)

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i was fishing for that one

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It's funny because I am!

And there really is something seriously wrong with those people.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucks when your crazy fifth grade teacher keeps one as as class pet

and you all have to take turns feeding it after class and stuff, and then it pees on you. True story.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what all these euphemisms were supposed to be

You see, I am a wholesome married man with cute offspring and I attend church. And if you believe my subject line I’d like to talk to you about some real estate deals I have lined up for you.

by mattybobo on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

He went to feed Katie's chinchilla.

What’s so confusing. Obviously

just playing video games or something similarly boyish and dull

is the euphemism for azru and his buddy doing inappropriate things to each other. Duh.

by hangingfromatree on Dec 19, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW AM I TOUCHING PEOPLE?

This wasn’t even my story. . .

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by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

My mother reads this blog!

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to

find a railroad with a long straight section.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 19, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

1.21 gigawatts?!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

how would she know which one you are?

do you refer to yourself as “the robot” at home?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn't have to.

She noticed during the birthing process.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's gotta hurt.

I mean, even more than regular child-birth.

by hangingfromatree on Dec 19, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I like "axe wound"

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well "axe wound" is my favorite euphemism in general

Not my favorite for sex

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

"hatchet wound" has a better ring to it IMO

but I’ve heard a few I like better (though for the sake of decency I won’t mention here)

by hangingfromatree on Dec 19, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

How are either even remotely insulting?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And to whom?

Maybe he thinks we’re euphemizing something we’re not. I’m talking about actual hatchet wounds. I like ’em.

by hangingfromatree on Dec 19, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

if this is what i think it is, it is fairly awful

i’m slightly offended

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

In that case, I apologize. Just a funny visual to me

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

its just really disgusting

i mean, you honestly didn’t think it was insulting?

i really don’t care that much, just interested in how people think about things differently

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it's certainly vulgar

I don’t see how that makes it insulting, you know what I mean?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

a vulgar description of a female body part is not insulting to females in general?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

its not just vulgar, its obviously incredibly unflattering

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I wouldn't think so

But obviously I was wrong

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

OBVIOUSLY

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it insulting in general?

Or just in regards to being applied to specific person’s nethers? Cause ive heard plenty of unflattering terms for male genitalia, and while i generally find them humorous, I wouldnt want them said about my own.

by LastoftheMozeliaks on Dec 19, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

well women have it worse in general imo

so i may be a little sensitive

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly true

It took me a long time to accept that I don’t get to decide what should be offensive to other people.

by LastoftheMozeliaks on Dec 19, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure if

that’s pretty obviously insulting, rui.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously the girls that I hang out with aren't insulted by it

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

or you're such a bully that they're too scared to tell you

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, you've used this in a non-joking context to a woman?

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No, why would I never use it in a non-joking context?

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

because there are 100 ways in which women are already made to feel

like vaginas generally are gross, disgusting, bad-smelling things. and comparing them to axe wounds is bound to make the people around you who possess one feel bad (or at least think you’re a jerk).

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This is very true.

I heard one time someone told this girl her vagina looked like Miller Park with the roof open. I mean, have you ever heard anything more insulting?

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

tom s. reminds me of mel gibson in what women want

finger on the pulse of the female gender

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm confused why Rui won't shut up about vaginas.

Who talks about vaginas that much?

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

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12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

at least we stopped complaining about skip schumaker

for ten minutes, amirite?

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Must...resist...jokes...about...fingers

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I did and it was hard!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It is somewhat funny to me, though,

that there IS so much worry and shame from women regarding their nether regions, when they should really just recognise that the other half of the world’s population spends 97% of all the energy they’ll ever expend in life just trying to get a woman to let them play with that disgusting, smelly thing.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

blame men like rui who ruin it for everyone

we’d probably let you play with them more if you didn’t obliterate all of our self-confidence with these horrible “euphemisms”

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I see.

So asking the lady on the bus if she wouldn’t mind me treating her axe wound isn’t going to work out the way it does in my head?

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, i can't speak for the lady on the bus

she could be a class action slut for all i know

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Euphemism.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

...
class, action slut

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That is

a world-class callback right there.

Pardon me for a moment while I stand and applaud.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

opportunities like these completely justify the

the time i’ve wasted here today.

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw come on, I already feel bad =(

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then I humbly ask that you forgive my ignorance

I had no clue this was a societal phenomenon, and nobody I’ve ever joked around about it with has ever notified me that it was insulting or insinuative that it made them feel like vaginas were discussing.

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

what were the vagina's discussing?

or was this a euphemism too?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i grew up around truckers, factories & farmers

and never in all my 34 years have i heard that term used & it wasn’t an insult. i have no idea how anyone could not see it’s insulting. i hope you’ll stop using it. it’s one of the worst things you can call & say to a woman

Balls

by gdm426 on Dec 19, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He treats objects like women, man.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What? Women are things.

— Lee Majors

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by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

How's the smut business Jackie?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 19, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't even understand

what is it a euphemism for? i mean, it sounds PAINFUL

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

wait

wait.

….

jeezus you guys

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

personally, i would like to apologize on behalf of the entire male sex.

both for this comment, and everything else, pretty much.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hey man

some of us have taste.

the british that is.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a euphemism for a

slit or slash-shaped body opening, that looks a bit like what one might imagine would be opened with a blow of a wide-bladed instrument of attack.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not really a euphemism. a euphemism is a term that sounds good (hence the suffix "eu-) which substitutes for

an unpleasant or taboo term. like “rest home” or “house of ill fame.”

in the context you’re using it, “down there” is a euphemism. your term is just slang.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

*prefix

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I, um, do not.

But only because I once dated a girl who totally had a medieval fetish. Always talking about warhammers this and black plaque that. Huge tracts of land, though.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

there is something wrong with you.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the best. i love you, RB.

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked it.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

This thread was so wrong...

But it made me laughed out loud for like 5 minutes.

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok...

Great Subthread of the Offseason?
Or Greatest Subthread of the Offseason?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst =(

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

random question

if i “like” a post on facebook, my friends can see the post, even if they are not friends with the person who posted it, correct?

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

correct

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

my uncle has the best repo story that he tells every christmas

he posted it on FB but its way too long to post here. so classic though

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't! i don't have facebook.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK THIS THREAD

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

positive.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

told ya

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

the stuffed animal idea is by far the best up there, fwiw.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Sports bra or social experimentation

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

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by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

while funny, probably not the best form.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

After deciding that Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" was one of the worst songs ever recorded

I thought I would do a little research on in. Turns out that, including royalties for cover versions, he’s making $400,000 PER YEAR on that drivel. Cumulative earnings altogether, this song has earned him a cool $15MM. WTF!?

That is all.

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by peppermartin on Dec 19, 2011 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

Kinda like that song

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

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Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Thankfully

I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.

I try to avoid him – he was by far the least talented member of the Beatles

by DiscoJer on Dec 19, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ringo likes this comment.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know I would say least talented.

He composed outstanding melodies and had a preternatural talent for writing a pop tune. We all like to think of Lennon and Harrison as the talented ones, and for good reason, but McCartney’s musical sense is second to none. He was a weak lyricist for the most part, and his solo work after the Beatles breakup really showed his weakness when John wasn’t pushing him to work outside what was easy for him, but he had his own rather prodigious talents. They were just of a different sort than those granted to Lennon or George Harrison.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus, She's Leaving Home

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

Possibly my least favorite Beatles song.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I find it a little banal and over the top in a sappy way

I know we’re talking about pop music here, and it’s not like I’m claiming it’s actually a bad song. But it’s one of few Beatles song I will actually skip when I’m listening to the album.

I also think Sergeant Pepper is over-rated in general, so maybe I’m just weird for a Beatles fan. Again, not saying it’s bad; it’s actually an awesome album. But I don’t really prefer it to Revolver, the While Album, Help!, or Abbey Road.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

And I had the impression that all of the VEBsters hated the Beatles

I should have realized that wasn’t true.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Just me

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Revolver

is the best Beatles record.

White album is great, but has a few too many weak tracks for me to put it at the very top.

Pepper is great, and I actually really like She’s Leaving Home. Schmaltzy, yes, but I really admire the construction of the harmonies.

Honestly, I love Magical Mystery Tour a ton, with the exception of the title track.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Magical Mystery Tour is great

Those albums were really just the first few that came to my head.

Magical Mystery Tour is actually an example of Paul at his best, I think. The Fool On the Hill, Your Mother Should Know, Penny Lane, and Hello, Goodbye are so darn listenable. I love the other songs too, but All You Need Is Love is over-rated and hippyish and sometimes I’m just not in the mood for that. Same thing goes for Strawberry Fields and the Walrus. Maybe “hippyish” is the wrong word for those latter two, but the weirdness is something that doesn’t always appeal to me.

by mattybobo on Dec 20, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyway, I know that Sergeant Pepper is special for a couple reasons

The album cover, the “concept” idea and execution, etc. But I really don’t see how it is special on its own merits when compared to other Beatles albums, though I feel like it has a kind of special place reserved for it in the pop culture consciousness.

by mattybobo on Dec 20, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

i agree with this. among other evidence, some of the stuff that he wrote with elvis costello

(and, yeah, sorry to be stumping for him again) was very good, such as “so like candy.” i think paul regresses to simple, kitchy melodies and lyrics without a counterbalancing songwriter with more ambition. even the beatles songs that are most “paul” have those traits (’yesterday," “hey jude”).

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I love paul mccartney

and band on the run is the best beatles solo album. I will go to my grave believing this to be true.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, frickin mobile commenting

I had a whole post here, but it got eaten. Oh well, I’ll leave it be.

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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2011 7:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

its alright

by just posting ‘everyone is wrong’ you sound just like VEP!

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ringo was by far the least talented

There was a quote from someone in the band. When asked if Ringo was one of the best drummers ever, he said “he’s not ever the best drummer in the Beatles”.

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by vivaelpujols on Dec 19, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like that song.

I’m sure it’s terrible music, but it always pulls up the strongest trace memories for me of driving to my grandma’s house for Christmas Eve when I was little. I have no ability to make an objective decision about the quality of that song. It just always makes me happy.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

hopefully not nexdef'd

but this is too good not to share
mobile.cougcenter.com/2011/12/19/2646947/steroids-hall-of-fame-baseball-designated-hitter-4th-grade-american-legion

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 6:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

damn you phone

link

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
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by d-dee on Dec 19, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably nexdef'd

but for those of you that were clamoring for Mike Cameron as a Beltran alternative, he signed a minor league deal with the Natinals (thankfully)

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2011 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

Best post from a VEB lurker ever

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Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

Damnit

I was going to delete it because it’s not actually that funny

But then I accidentally posted.

I’m going to go read now

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

go on

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by tehzachatak on Dec 19, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No I mean the actual comment, not the fanpost

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way, my comment was a ref to the old "words hurt" commercials

Know go click rui’s link above

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12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently, the island of Curaçao gave a free vacation to the girl in the sausage suit

Who got hit by Randall Simon

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 6:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Whew.

Lots of stuff in this comment that could be misconstrued. I’ll just say that’s very nice of them, though.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a euphemism

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 7:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Given earlier comments

I’d say you would be justified in your misconstruing.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Insightful article

really enjoyed this

my love for you is like a truck

by TheHolyDiver19 on Dec 19, 2011 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

always yay

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad news:

The team name is not Nippon “ham fighters.” Its Nippon Ham “fighters”

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 7:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

I know.

Isn’t that just the most disappointing thing ever?

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I, for one, was crushed by the revelation

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It's just so much more awesome

I get an image of a “Fightin’ Irish” style cartoon Pig, either in a fighting pose or rolling up his sleeve while sneering at his opponent.

by mattybobo on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck that..

they’ll always be the “Ham Fighters” to me.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Euphemism for "shake weight"?

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Wat

i am so dissappointed.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

VEB at its utter best today

pleasure to read, this is what happens when we get bonus Baron time.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Note to self: Do not use "axe wound" in front of girls

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't believe you didn't realise this before

i mean there’s a reason that lists of names for the… ahem… are only scrawled on the walls of Men’s bathrooms.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

And by men's bathroom

You mean rui’s highschool yearbook, right?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 7:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

probably

but in the library at my university, there’s like 60 in one cubicle… its an impressive use of the thesaurus-like abilities of post-teenage men.

Bursting into song.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

baron needs to show his face more often.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

I’m really flattered, but I don’t think I had much of anything to do with the thread’s being enjoyable today.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Guy on MLBradio just said Yonder Alonso would average 12 HR a year

Isnt that a really low projection?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 7:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

He's never had an ISO above .200 in the minors

12’s probably low, but he’s not going to hit a lot. Nice eye though

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

In San Diego?

No. That’s probably just about right. He’s a good hitter, but not a huge power guy, and Petco is, well, Petco.

I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is.

by the red baron on Dec 19, 2011 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

HFS!!!!

I had no idea what the following video was going to be. NSFW. The video will automatically play following the Howard/Utley video…

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2011 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF indeed

Red Rocket – A Musical Tribute to Animal Boners

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 19, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Rocket

not to be confused with the Red Rocker

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 19, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

from the little browsing I've been able to do in the last two days

it seems I’ve picked an excellent time to be too busy to VEB

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

is this a euphesmism for having a life?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Dec 19, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been awesome

Also, the jerk at stampede blue banned me. I remember you backed me up when I got warned, so I figured you’d like to know most recent happenings

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2011 8:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah I just saw that

guys a doucher

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

is there a way to search a thread

like, to see if anyone has suggested trading fro “Gerardo Parra”
Don’t want to be redundant.

by the Tewk on Dec 19, 2011 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

This thread?

Ctrl-F

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason

by The Continental on Dec 19, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks, but I am missing something

control-f doesn’t seem to bring up a field for me

by the Tewk on Dec 19, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

parra's name has been mentioned twice, but only in passing.

i’d be more interested if he hit from the right side. he’s very good corner outfielder, and would probably be tolerable in center despite his SSS UZR there. he’s young. not much of a hitter. kind of redundant with jon jay.

i wouldn’t trade anything special for him, but i also don’t know why teams are signing kubels and cuddyers for huge money while he’s available. i guess, despite 8-10 years of attention, defense still gets underrated.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Viva El Birdos:

What the hell?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason

by The Continental on Dec 19, 2011 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

VEB: SIGN CARLOS BELTRAN ALREADY

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

shift-A'd

anything i should necessarily read?

pro-tip: debating the merits of the skip schumaker contract is not something i should necessarily read

also if anyone wants to go summary style on me, that would be appreciated, but is not necessary

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

It's all in the euphemisms today

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

also see 'chinchilla'

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

one more for the euphemism log

I really had fun playing with my new toys (inserting pics and styling text) but now I’m just having fun playing with the box it came in

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

To recap

bgh makes it unanimous among VEB authors about the abilities of Skip Schumaker.
KMac discussions go to the margins.
Chinchilla is actually not an euphemism. Apparently axe wound is.
DanUp is the new Dear Leader
“Wonderful Christmastime” sucks
Sports bras make terrible gifts
Bobby Abreu doesn’t like being on Team Pujols
And rui paid a lot of money to get smashed on New Year’s Eve

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also,

SIGN CARLOS BELTRAN ALREADY

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

alright. twitter didn't help so i'm coming to VEB.

i got in a minor car accident. it netted me $700. instead of getting it fixed i’m buying a new laptop. with $700. suggestions. go.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Get it fixed cheap and pocket the extra

in fact, order the parts online and fix it yourself. Much cheaper.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The acer I bought 18 months ago for like $400 is still serving me well.

I’m easy on laptops and it basically serves a internet & word processor function.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Toshiba Satellite I'm on is 5 yrs old and going strong, at times I worry about the Z key though

Buy one that’s 1 or 2 years old/1 year old tech (new in box on sale) and milk it

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

heh.

toshiba satellite is my current replacement laptop. it’s about two years old. nice, but just not really what i’m looking for. and it randomly goes in and out of wireless.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine has the large / wide screen and is used quite heavily

I’m not a gamer or numbers cruncher obviously (but my son who used it before me is)… but never have any problems with it. So having said that I should also start looking for replacement.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you necessarily need a laptop

or would a tablet do what you are looking for?

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i probably need a laptop.

the new asus tablet looks sleeeeeek though.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

don't order it from best buy

/shakes fist

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

he could probably just use his smart phone

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Still not totally sure what the value of a tablet is for me

Allows me moderately better web viewing than my phone exclusively in situations where I’m not moving too much? Otherwise the phone is better or the laptop is better.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I do not understand the appeal of tablets.

None of the portability of a phone without the actual keyboard of a laptop. Even after screwing around on an iPad for an hour, i was like, “eh”.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Much more portable than a laptop and a better screen than a phone.

You see the worst of the two, I see the best of them!

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if I'll ever buy a laptop again.

I’ll have one (well, two right now) as long as work is giving me one for when I travel/telecommute, but I’m more than happy having a main computer for computer related crap and a tablet for ’round the house web-browsing/e-mailing.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

this.

i’d love the lenovo AND the asus tablet, but that would only be for funzies and not actual essential use.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.asus.com/Eee/Eee_Pad/Eee_Pad_Transformer_Prime_TF201/

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

it looks nice

previously i would’ve said to just get an ipad, but i haven’t played with honeycomb, so i can’t really say that anymore.

from what i’ve seen, though ICS, is a huge improvement for android, though. i wonder why it’s not being released with that

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't used it much but honeycomb appears to suck.

ICS looks much better, though, and the transformer prime got a great hardware review on the verge before they got to the software sucking, so there’s that.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are you getting a laptop and not a desktop? Just for space reasons?

I’ve always found laptops to have more problems (just more point of failures, really) than a desktop.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

space/portability/etc.

being a college student, essentially.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I take mine basically everywhere

No way I could have sat through class without the internet.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I skipped a lot of classes, so this is probably telling

but if I needed a laptop to get through a class I just didn’t go to it, because there was no way I’d be paying attention to anything but veb or facebook anyway.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I skipped a lot of classes, so this is probably telling

spoken like a true english major

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I could probably also have skipped a lot of your classes and graduated

so I’m not sure this is related to my particular terrible life decision.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i just wanted to work it in somehow.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I skipped a ton of class myself

But I would have skipped a helluva lot more if I couldn’t distract myself during the “we’re going to re-phrase common sense in an academic way” parts of class.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh my god rec.

for this alone:

"we’re going to re-phrase common sense in an academic way" parts of class.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that was half the comment

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 19, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

suck it.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

probably because it was too big and it was a pain in the ass

a small, light-weight laptop that doesn’t compute like a small light-weight laptop is what i’m aiming for. i only know of one right now

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i've read a bunch of reviews

from what i’ve found they either have crappy battery life, get very hot and/or are more expensive than a 13" MBA

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

trackpad is reportedly terrible

from that review:

Before we even started playing with the UX31, we received a note from an ASUS rep, asking us to update the touchpad’s driver. We can see why. At that time, the trackpad was so jumpy, so imprecise that it had the potential to hamstring the entire laptop. Fortunately, after we removed the driver and installed version 9.1.7.7 in its place, we noticed a huge boost in usability.

Still, it could use more fine-tuning. Even now, we don’t always feel like we have complete control over the cursor, and the touchpad sometimes registers left clicks as right ones. (Thankfully, you can sidestep this by double tapping to right click.) Throughout our testing, highlighting text felt like a chore, and we sometimes selected text by accident when we only meant to drop the cursor somewhere. If you tend to rest both your thumb and index finger on the trackpad, you’ll feel these bugs keenly, though we had less of a problem when we rested just our index finger on the pad. Not that any of you should have to change the way you use a touchpad.

The good news is that ASUS is well aware of the trackpad’s lingering kinks, and is working toward a fix. In fact, a rep told us we could expect a driver update next week. So sit tight, early adopters.

the verge:

However, it all goes downhill — and I mean straight down — at the trackpad. The glass-covered pad itself is very wide and feels smooth under a finger, but hardware doesn’t seem to be the issue — software does. And it’s here that it only seems right that I recount my experience with the original UX21 Asus sent me. Right off the bat, I found the pad to be not only finicky but in some ways unusable; the cursor would intermittently jump across the screen and somehow it would then select random things, causing at one point it to open 10 blank windows of Internet Explorer and some other Asus software to launch. For some reason or another, I decided to resist the urge to attach an external mouse, and I’ve regretted it ever since. As I was working on writing this review in Google Docs, the cursor somehow decided to open an Asus utility called WinFlash, which then began to reformat the BIOS.

http://www.theverge.com/2011/11/1/2528456/asus-zenbook-ux31-review

it looks gorgeous, though

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, this is where I'm at

I’ll never buy another laptop, but it’s not because I’d replace it with only a tablet.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Living room internet device

Far more convenient than retrieving your laptop, assuming you live in a multi-room dwelling

by bailorg on Dec 19, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. i'm pretty sold on this one.

$70 cheaper w/free shipping/in store pickup on bestbuy.com, fwiw

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing but positive reviews. i'll do a bit more research before ordering though.

still have to deposit the insurance check.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The few Lenovos I've had for work

Seemed much “sturdier” than others I’ve had (Dell, HP), as far as keys not sticking, mouse buttons wearing out, etc.

Teach Me How To Torty

by HollidaysofThunder on Dec 19, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i've never owned one

but they have a good reputation and then ones that i’ve used on occasion were very nice. if i were in the market for a full size laptop, i would probably get one

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

almost your new laptop but you already love it?

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s had it for a while and it’s almost new now

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No I got it

I dropped for the i7 and 8 GB RAM (and the 3 yr accident warranty because I’m a fuckup). Multi-touch gesture drivers not the best, but the keyboard is great if you like the chiclet keys, a dedicated numpad is great for me and it’s fast as fuck.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't see how this is so hard to get right

multi-tough on ubunut, for instance, is perfect, but anything other then 2-finger scrolling in windows is clunky as hell

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I don't get it

I don’t really give a shit about pinch to zoom or anything like that anyway so it’s not really a big issue anyway for me.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

With this inspiration

I updated the trackpad driver and even that is working twice as well now too

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

accounting majors like number pads.

"He’s not a great golden god come from the sky. He’s a fucking baseball player."

-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

buy something with an i3/i5/i7 processor in the size you want

and make sure you get a chance to test the keyboard and the trackpad, because you’ll have to deal with them the entire time you own the computer.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Trying to watch The Tree of Life

What the actual fuck is going on in that movie?

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Once again, PJ with the awesome insight

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i think maybe

if you skip through the 45 minute montage of dinosaurs and volcanoes and waterfalls and constellations and such, it might get significantly more interesting. but by the time i got to that point, i had completely lost interest

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm getting through a half hour and I'm done with the movie.

It hasn’t even attempted to explain what the fuck is going on so I’m just giving up.

I AM ACTUALLY STLCARDSFAN4 JUST TO CLARIFY YOUR POSSIBLE CONFUSION.

by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

per mlbtraderumors

cardinals discussing deal with coco crisp

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Dec 19, 2011 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

nooooooooooo

HensonYahoo Steve Henson
The Cardinals are in discussions to sign Coco Crisp to play CF and bat at the top of the order. Jon Jay wld move to RF with Craig injured.

by Wombat x on Dec 19, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus I'm all for more great defense and speed.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

by mtzxc on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I got to think it's years with Beltran

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Most likely

And rightfully so if someone is willing to pay him a good AAV to pay for the age 37 season.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Just for the beginning of the season, I'd think

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Beltran?

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by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Mo is putting a little pressure on Lozano

He wants Beltran but can live with Crisp – I predict a Beltran signing by Wednesday night

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by The Duke on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

very possible.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

this is what i was thinking.

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by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

coco crisp is the definition of "league average"

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Not in the isolated area of SBs

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

offsets his SLG below league-averageness

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Dec 19, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really

League average hitter with great baserunning and +5 defense in CF?

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by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

he was -5 last year and has a three year average of +2

add in the 30+ aging regression and i’d project him to be right around 0 for defense.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And he was 0 by DRS with a 3 year average of +5, is +5 by UZR career

And I severely doubt that a guy who stole 49 bases slowed down too much in CF to a -4 in range.

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by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't imagine what else it would be no?

“Instincts” should be getting better. I guess his noodle arm could have gotten worse, but that’s not the component of UZR that fell off.

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by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll give you baserunning.

but crisp is league average or slightly above in both defense and hitting. just doesn’t excite me all that much.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

a 2-3 win crisp is a pretty decent add at $5-6m.

he’s not beltran or berkman-sexy, but he’s punto-solid. he’s probably the best non-beltran option out there; cody ross is at best a tie.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

(replying to both of you)

the question is what does crisp provide that jay doesn’t. to me, the answer is “not much”

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the better question is "What does Crisp provide that Craig doesn't"

And the answer is “Two healthy knees”

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Making the real question "what does COCO provide that Adron Chambers doesn't"

Which is a lot. The guy is going to be the 3.5th outfielder, barring Beltran (who may want to be paid 15 mil in his age 37 season for all we know) he’s easily a significant upgrade for the team.

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by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i never said i didn't want crisp.

just said he doesn’t excite me all that much. the question was irrelevant, i’ll admit that.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha you're struggling.

Crisp is the definition of league average
Ok well his defense is about average
Alright I’ll give you base running and above average defense
Hey, here’s a completely irrelevant question.
Ok I admit that was irrelevant.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

he just doesn't provide a clear upgrade over craig/jay...

…like beltran likely would. therefore my diminished excitement in crisp.

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-the red baron

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 19, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of irrelevant since he's going to be a fourth outfielder.

What does he provide that Chambers, Komatsu, Schumacher don’t? Well, good defense, a proven ability to hit at the major league level, speed, his name is coco, can play centerfield, his hair.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no...

we’ve moved to plan d?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I do NOT want Coco Crisp

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by Paulspike on Dec 19, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

that'd be surprising

maybe Holliday has spontaneously combusted.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 19, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

We'd have like six guys for four spots...

bench Jay, that’s five. One of Crisp, Beltran, Craig, Holliday, and Berkman will always be injured, right?

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by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

> Tebow

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by Alxfritz on Dec 19, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Schu's arm is probably>Tebow

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the argument

for Crisp over sticking with Jay? Seems like he has slightly more speed/defense but less power and costs 10x more. Can’t hit lefties either, ugly splits.

by jdstl on Dec 19, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

.224 BABIP

.325 wOBA against lefties for his career. Jay is .320 which isn’t that big of a difference but he also has a .351 BABIP while Coco’s is .303.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

meh...I'd rather Jay just keep playing regularly if we aren't getting Beltran.

I mean I don’t mind Crisp…it’d just be a let down vs. getting Beltran.

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by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's not Jay vs. Coco.

It’s Jay vs. other four outfield options. He’s considerably better than Schumaker for sure, probably better than Komatsu, and I think he’s way better than Chambers but I can’t say that definitively.

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by C@rdball on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

171 PAs

And was awesome the year before in a measly 87 PAs. I’ll take SSS for 500, Alex.

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by joker24 on Dec 19, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

HEH
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Another serving of humble pie, you say? The Cardinals selected Coco Crisp six rounds ahead of Albert Pujols in 1999.

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by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

that's not even close to the worst way to look at that draft. there's probably 8-10 totally useless players we drafted before

albert that year. crisp was probably among the best non-pujols drafts in 1999.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey...Bo Hart too!

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Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Dec 19, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

without looking, chris duncan was a major signing that year.

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by tom s. on Dec 19, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless they absoloutely view Beltran as a corner OF only

I see no reason why you would sign Crisp before Beltran even signs with another team. If they dont want to give him 3 years or a certain AAV why not at least wait it out and see if his demands drop?

Makes me think it might just be a leverage play by MO as someone mentioned above

by Wombat x on Dec 19, 2011 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe the question is Crisp vs. Cody Ross?

Both would (hopefully) offer more payroll flexibility than Beltran, if Mo goes the cheaper route.

A lot of folks have started backing Ross as an alternative to Beltran this past week. Although someone threw out 3/$18MM for Ross, which seemed like way more commitment than I’d expected.

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by HollidaysofThunder on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

not a chance in hell Ross gets that.

I mean, ultimately it doesn’t matter what he’s asking for. The only thing that matters is whether or not you are the highest bidder. 2 years/$9 million might be enough to land him.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

Unfortunately, I don’t remember the thread that suggested that’s what Ross was asking. I don’t remember seeing numbers on Twitter/MLBTR either, but yeah, 2/9 seems much more reasonable. Not sure who I’d rather have between Crisp or Ross for 2/9.

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by HollidaysofThunder on Dec 19, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Late Night VEB Thread

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