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in memoriam: bob forsch, 1950-2011

you can't go home again.

the heroes of your youth had their meaning in a specific context, at a specific time in your life. and when you go back to revisit them, like a house you used to live in, they are changed. something new has moved in. not better or worse, just different and strange.

this is where my thoughts went when i heard about the death of bob forsch: perennial cardinal, author of two no-hitters, starting pitcher in three different world series.

bob forsch wasn't an all-star. he wasn't a cy young candidate. he didn't collect any gaudy array of awards. but he was a constant presence in the cardinals organization, spending the vast majority of his career in this organization. he started 21 games for the Astros in 1988 and 1989, along with some relief duty.

and he was a fixture in my childhood memories of the club. the first ballgame i ever remember attending was his second no-hitter. i was still a little boy who didn't yet understand baseball well, and no-hitters are by their nature uneventful, so i fell asleep. i remember waking up to the news that he had pitched a no-hitter, and trying to wrap my head around the concept. i didn't really understand what had happened, but i knew it was special.

from the adult world, looking back, forsch was a steady, unspectacular presence on the team. he was worth more than 4 wins above replacement as a pitcher only once. he was a pitch-to-contact guy who would have made dave duncan's heart sing. in the fast-paced, astroturfed, defense-first world of Whiteyball he found his calling.

the man had a career strikeout rate of 3.65 K/9, making jake westbrook look like pedro martinez. but he didn't walk many guys, leading the league in walk rate in 1980 with 1.38 BB/9 and with a career 2.68 BB/9. somehow, he translated his pitch-to-contact skills into a 15-season career.

he's not a hall-of-famer, though he's a decent candidate for the hall of the very good, especially in the jon garland sheer endurance division.

beyond endurance, his other real claim to fame on the statistical end of things was that he was an exceptional hitter, as pitchers go. he was worth a respectable, though unspectacular, 30.4 wins above replacement as a pitcher in his 15 seasons. however, he was worth a further 10.1 wins above replacement with the bat. we often forget to take a look at the offensive value of pitchers. while it's usually not determinative, it's non-trivial in many cases. in forsch's especially; there's a vast difference between being worth 30 wins and 40 wins over a career.

in 1976, he hit for a .363 wOBA; he hit for a .353 wOBA in 1980. he finished his career with a .249 wOBA. his only real career hardware - other than his 1982 WS ring - was a pair of silver slugger awards in 1980 and 1987.

he ranks 24th on the career list of most offensive runs earned above replacement among pitchers, trailing fellow cardinals bob gibson, jim kaat, and steve carlson.


in short, he's a decent candidate for the cardinals hall of the very good; maybe he even fits the starting rotation for their exhibition team.

but for me, he will be first and foremost a core member of the Whiteyball Cardinals.

along with willie mcgee, tom herr, and ozzie smith, he was a member of  very select few to play on all three of the world series teams of the 1980s. in my mind, he is throwing no-hitters and blasting grand slams.

that is why it is bizarre for me to look back on those days and see him with new eyes, to try to judge him on sabermetric grounds. it's weird to think of a man who was larger-than-life to me in my youth as jon garland with jeff mathis's bat. instead, i'll acknowledge his limitations while remembering the glorious postseasons of the 1980s and the unique role he played in each one.

maybe i can't go home again, but maybe bob can. 

thank you for the memories, bob. may the forsch be with you.

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You pretty much knew you had a great chance to win any game he started.

Maybe that’s an operational definition of a winner.

Thanks for the memories, guy

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 5:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I remember Forsch as the least-exciting guy I liked growing up.

I was excited whenever Tudor or Andujar would pitch, but I always knew we had a good chance to win with Forsch on the mound. He was a #2 guy who could have been a #1 on most teams in the league. Or maybe it was because he felt more connected to the 70s for me, a kid who BARELY remembers the 82 Series and has no significant memories until about 84.

Anywho… RIP, Bob. And, I think you meant Steve Carlton, not Carlson.

Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.

by Andy--01 on Nov 5, 2011 8:16 AM EDT reply actions  

When I think of

Forsch the memories begin in the 70s when, as we were still reeling from the vast stupidity of the Steve Carlton trade, Forsch was often our #1 starter, which tells you something about the 1970s Cardinals. I remember watching games against the Phillies that whole decade, having to endure the usual 3-hit shutout from Lefty but, now and then, Forsch would throw such a game of his own against Philly and we gained some small satisfaction.

My other memory of Forsch revolves around that 1983 no-hitter. I had tickets to that game, but had to sell them because I got a job working evenings and had to start on the day of that game. You can imagine how I felt when I heard the outcome. Of course, the good news is that I met my wife 1 night later at that new job. Que sera sera.

RIP, Bob.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 5, 2011 8:44 AM EDT reply actions  

well said, tom s.

you made an almost perfect description of how i felt about him. he was the everyman. while not flashy, he just went out and did his job and was more or less successful in the attempt. i remember listening to the 83 no-hitter on the radio. it was one of the great memories for me.

he was the kind of guy a kid could look up to. he always seemed like a decent guy and you never heard anything bad said about him. And as others have said, you always felt like you at least had a chance with him pitching. as we all know pitching wins don’t mean anything but forsch did hold the record for most wins at Busch II until MattyMo passed him. And I remember them saying that he actually used one of the bigger bats in the league.

a piece of my childhood and youth has been laid to rest along with many others over the years. i had always hoped that one day he would be a coach in our system and that will never happen now. i will just try to keep his memories alive and smile on them from time to time.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 9:06 AM EDT reply actions  

When I saw the news yesterday, I first thought of when I called his grand slam against the Pirates

while listening on the radio with my dad. I called the shot, my dad laughed a little and then he hit it. Sweet.

My second thought, though, was of you and that great screen name “MaytheForschbewithyou”. A great tribute to a great Cardinal.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Nov 5, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember that grand slam.

And I was listening to the radio, too. Pretty cool that you called it. Did you your dad look at you a little funny after he hit it and then ask you for lottery numbers? I would have.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't remember.

I think it was around in the late eighties but couldn’t remember before that. I know we’ve been making ‘win the lottery’ jokes forever around our house.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100000

Forschie was the rock of our rotation for years, a Carp except the flip side of Carp without the K’s and intimidation. But every 5th day u knew we were gonna win. Adios, Moochacho…

:=8(

2011 World Series Champions!
And that is NERTLERB!!!!!!!!!!
:=8D

by The MooCow on Nov 6, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Matty Alou dies

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/7186392/former-mlb-outfielder-matty-alou-dies-age-72

As I recall, this guy was a bright spot in the 70s.

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness." - Annie Savoy

by redbirdbluedevil on Nov 5, 2011 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Along with old Andy Rooney.

it’s been a rough few days.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh. I forgot about him

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had not seen the news on Rooney. Way to sad of a week. At least AR had a long life.

Forsch checked out too soon. May all the good guys somehow meet. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

I had no idea he was such a good hitter. 6th best since 1945 among pitchers by ops+ now that I look it up….

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 5, 2011 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Whattaya know? They were young once, too.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

this picture is great.

for some reason Mike Shannon cracks me up…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 5, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Flood's quote about playing like the Indianapolis Clowns

Easily my favorite Negro League team name

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 5, 2011 10:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think the clowns were a great team name, but

The atlanta black crackers have to be the best team name ever, maybe in all of sport.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 3:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Freeburg Midgets

Cobden Appleknockers

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 5, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pekin Chinks.

They changed their name to the Dragons in the early 80s.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WHAT IT IS?!!

by Vindicator9000 on Nov 5, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I drive by the pekin exit on my way to chicago

and every time I’m in the car with someone who isn’t from illinois I tell them that story, and they refuse to believe me.

by DanUpBaby on Nov 5, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats not a cold frosty one!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I find this champagne quite enjoyable.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH CHAMPAGNE!

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

That is so funny.

And it would be so out of character from the McCarver that we all know.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

mike shannon could have been a truly great player

If his health had cooperated. He landed on his feet as a broadcaster, but his playing career was sadly cut short.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 3:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

the longer I look at this picture, the less sense it makes

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 5, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm the same way

it doesn’t seem possible. like a window into some alternate reality

TORTY! TORTY! TORTY! - Everyone

by YesWeOquendo on Nov 5, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very well said Tom S.

Forsch is one of those players that was beloved by Cardinals fans as if he was a superstar, even though he may not had the results of a superstar. A great piece of a peak in Cardinals history, the adulation he has received from fans of those Whiteyball teams is deserved.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 5, 2011 10:29 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Geez...

the attendance for his first no-hitter was only 11,495 and only 12,457 for his second.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 5, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions  

The 1970s were dark days for the Cardinals.

Not sure why it was so low for the second one, though. They’d won the World Series the year before and the fans should have been there. It was very late in the season, however, and they were out of the race. Could weather have been a factor?

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Nov 5, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the 2nd no-hitter in 1983.

I sold beer that year at the stadium. That ’83 season saw the highest attendance in Cards history up to that time, but by the end of September the team had fallen out of contention and the crowds were sparse.

I was working the first base box seats that night. By the 6th inning the buzz had started and when the 9th came around I broke a VERY strict rule and just sat down in an empty seat and watched. (In those days we could sell beer through the entire game; vendors had their choice of when to stop selling.) It was pretty cool to watch. Expos did not like the idea of being no-hit, as you’d expect. I think it was Del Unser who was royally pissed at a called 3rd strike and gave the home plate ump some serious crap. He may have been tossed.

RIP, Forschie. He was a mainstay of the ’82 champions. I find his death at the age of 61 pretty shocking.

by Youneverknow on Nov 5, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Very articulate tribute. Thanks for the personal memories. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting anecdote from that game tom s. linked to

where Forsch hits the GS. Todd Worrell, wunderkind closer of the ’86 season, went 1.2 innings that game for the save, on his way to an average of over 1.1 innings per appearance (and a 9-10 record with 36 saves) in his ROY season.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

rec'd.

/misty-eyed

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by threadkiller on Nov 5, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Forsch

Great post! When I started paying attention to baseball as an 8-year-old in the late 70s, Forsch was one of the few decent players (pace Garry Templeton, George Hendricks, and Ken Oberkfell) on a team that was not very good. Actually Ken Reitz and Ted Simmons were All-Stars so there at least two very good players. But Forsch was the guy that I loved. I think it was because he was a pitcher that could hit. And in arguments with my Cub-lovin’ cousins, it was something to hang your hat on. Plus, he and Ken were the only brothers to throw no-hitters. They could natter on about Dave Kingman all they liked, BUT Forsch had an ONLY to his name so there. They pointed out Bob’s inability to strike people out. And pointed out that even Bob Forsch could strike out Dave Kingman. It was silly, but it hooked me on baseball.

by Plowboy on Nov 5, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Reitzie was a lovable

player, yes, “very good”? Nyet.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 5, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started watching the Cardinals in 1988.

The first 3 trades I can recall were…in order:

Tom Herr for Tom Brunansky
John Tudor for Pedro Guerrero
Bob Forsch for Denny Walling

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh!

Who was the GM at the time?

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 5, 2011 12:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You say this like you've never heard of

Charles Dallan Maxvill. My sarcasm detector is on the (alx)fritz, so you’re gonna have to let me know….do you really not know who he is?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what made him so great

his total uselessness at the plate. A lifetime .217 hitter with over 3400 ABs, the epitome of the all-glove, no-hit player. In 14 seasons and all those ABs, had a tolal of 6 HRs!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be deriding Maxie's offensive stats

Mario Mendoza hit only .215 with 4 HRs in his career.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 5, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah but

Mendoza had less than 39% of Maxvill’s ABs.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some mediocre hitters had warning track power

Maxie and Mendoza had Texas leaguer power.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 5, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, he was playing in the of the pitcher.

Doesn’t that explain his offensive line?

Oh, wait, no, it doesn’t.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Nov 5, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"era" of the pitcher. Sorry.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Nov 5, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw one of those six home runs

and it was an inside the park one. Strangely enough, in the limited number of games I’ve attended, I’ve seen two inside the park home runs.

by NCSaluki on Nov 5, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I saw that one, too!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I bet he remembers each of them. . ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually do not.

Fan of team since only 1997, so.

by Pegasus on Nov 5, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aha.

Well, he was an interesting study in suckitude, as noted in Continental’s and my posts above, both as a player, and, to a lesser extent, a GM. However, as a kid in the 60’s, I was emotionally enthralled with him and Julian Javier as our double play combo.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gibby

We must be about the same age. I thought that infield was awesome back in the day. It took me awhile to figure out that “Hooley” and “Havier” were actually the same player. When Maxville got a hit, it was a celebration. You didn’t get much past him at short, however.

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness." - Annie Savoy

by redbirdbluedevil on Nov 5, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Born in '58.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started to ask what the hell made you fall in love in 1997

Then I realized that I started following in the early 90’s.
I understand completely, Pegasus.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started living and breathing in 1989

So I feel pretty good for having missed this era

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by mysterui on Nov 5, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tudor for Guerrero worked out well.

Guerrero was pretty good for us, Tudor didn’t do much in 89 (hurt?) and came back to us in 90 and went out on a high note.
Herr for Brunansky probably wasn’t as big a win for us, but it wasn’t bad, either. Brunansky had some power and then got us Lee Smith (who was VERY good his first 2 years for us).
The Forsch trade was stupid, but it’s not like Forsch was good in Houston.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something else was going on.

Forsch had trade veto also, I believe, as 10-5 guy or whatever it was. He wanted to go. He mentions it in his book.

by Forsch's2nohitters on Nov 5, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The end of the 80s

the end of Whiteyball.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was PISSED with the Herr trade

and Tudor is still my favorite Cardinal of all time.

RE: Herr, I swore I’d never watch the Cardinals again after that trade. I was 10, and every core player on that team was my hero. Trading away Tommy Herr (or Smith/McGee/Coleman/Worrell) was an unthinkable sin.

I got over it as soon as Spring Training started.

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by Andy--01 on Nov 5, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I swore off the Cardinals for the rest of the season when we traded Colby

It lasted like 3 days

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by mysterui on Nov 5, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It lasted like the whole season for hazel though

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...none of the trades were horrendous...

they just prevented me from developing an attachment to Tom Herr. I recall Forsch’s performance not being great in ‘88. Tudor returned, like you said, and became one of my favorite starting pitchers I’ve witnessed with the birds on bat. The list:

1. Carpenter
2. Wainwright
3. Tudor
4. Morris
5. Kile
6. Tewksbury
7. Stottlemyre
8. Magrane

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You had me at 12-6.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Woody Williams?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda surprised costas didn't ask tony about ankiel in that interview

you know that has to be one of his big regrets.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't blame Tony, Matheny's injury, or the playoff setting for what happened to Ankiel.

He just lost it and it stayed gone. So sad. That was our Clayton Kershaw and his career was ruined by whatever was going on in his mind. IIRC, there was a matter of his father being locked up for dealing drugs or something.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isringhausen?

He was an excellent pitcher even if his latter-day injuries made him painful to watch.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 3:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

starters only list...

Relievers would be:

1. Lee Smith
2. Worrell
3. Dayley
4. Henke
5. Isringhausen
6. Motte
7. Kline
8. Percival
9. T.J. Mathews – always liked this guy a lot for some reason
10. Russ Springer/Kiko Calero

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I dislike him now

I used to love it when “The Mad Hungarian” came in the game…

"You've got to have an attitude if your going to go far in this game." -- Bob Gibson

by cyclone on Nov 6, 2011 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

i'd have to have danny cox

somewhere in the top 7-8.

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by threadkiller on Nov 5, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah. too bad.

Mercilessly persecuted for my opinion of Gus Johnson since Fall, 2011.

by threadkiller on Nov 5, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guerrero

almost single handly won it for the Cardinals in 1989. If the Cards had gotten decent pitching he would have. Best clutching season I’ve ever seen a player have.

by ridgesee on Nov 5, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yes.

Pedro could not be stopped that year. He was automatic with RISP.

by Forsch's2nohitters on Nov 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh good Lord!

I forgot how bad those trades were.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

as fink pointed out

I’ll recant the Tudor-Guerrero trade.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'll be rational.

None of them were bad. I just hated seeing my team get pulled apart.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, i think I remember.

Anyway, I think it’s fascinating to what extend our childhood memories affect what we want out of our teams.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was just that the majority of that team

had been together for so long that when they started tearing it apart it was rough to witness. Those guys were our heroes, they shouldn’t get old and worn out and not good anymore. But they do. Time is a cold, hard bitch.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

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Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your timing allowed you to miss April Fools Day 1987

Mike Dunne and LaValliere, Andy Van Slyke for Tony Pena.

AVS would be a cult hero in St. Louis and along with Ozzie, the only real player of talent in the early 90’s on that squad. Instead, he went on to Pittsburgh to be an amazing defender and cult hero.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 5, 2011 3:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I never realized, but I showed up

just in time to see the dismantling of the greatest team of the ’80’s. Within a year and a half Whitey Herzog had retired. resigned

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, they gutted his team right in front of him.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 3:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

As did I

Still do

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 5, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a kid I remember thinking

if I was squatting for that long, I’d want to stick one leg out to the side too….

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 5, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this.

I used to emulate it from when he was with the Astros. That’s actually dangerous for a LLer to try. LL pitchers are always very accurate.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a Tony Peña catcher's mitt.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 5, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was devastated by this trade

and I was only a few months away from my 6th birthday.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 5, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally at a PC

and can’t sleep. Using fWAR,

We gave up to Pittsburgh:
AVS – 31.9 fWAR
Dunne – 1.7
LeValliere – 13.0

Total – 46.6

for Tony Pena – 3.6 fWAR.

We lost that trade by 43 fWAR.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved Van Slyke as a Cardinal

inordinate hatred came the Cardinals’ way from me after that trade.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

furthermore, from 1987 thru 1994 (AVS in Pitt years)

AVS’ 31.9 fWAR would have been 2nd on the Cardinals only to Ozzie’s 37.8 and over double the Cardinals real 2nd on the list of Jose Oquendo’s 15.1.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

and in conclusion

from that span of 1987 to 1994, AVS was the 20th most valuable position player in all of baseball.

The 7th was Ozzie. Poor Ozzie didn’t deserve to play on such shitty teams.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't alive when he was pitching,

but he was one of the Cardinals that my Uncle, who is responsible for my indoctrination as a Cardinals fan, talked about all the time about being a true Cardinal and playing the game the right way. I always saw him as a great in Cardinals past, and he will always be a legend to me.

I am a college student that sleeps with a St. Louis Cardinals Fredbird Pillow Pet, and I am proud of it.

by Sir Sci on Nov 5, 2011 11:49 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I remember Game 1 of the '82 Playoffs

How he just wrecked the Braves.

He throws a 3 hit shutout. Has two hits a Run and a RBI. Set the tone for the post season.

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by Harknights on Nov 5, 2011 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm watching Game 6 again

I get emotional every time I watch it. What an incredible game.

I know that narratives generally suck and don’t mean anything, but I really like the “The World Series went 7, but it was won in 6” one.

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by mysterui on Nov 5, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

kinda like the '80 winter olympics Miracle on Ice

the victory was the win vs the soviets, but that was only the semifinals

by BVHeck on Nov 5, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pal who owns the Home Run Bar in Bangkok plays the 6th game all the time ... .

Customers have to ask to see something else. . . .

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HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was very young when Forsch was pitching

I will remember him as the first pitcher that I ever saw hit a homer. It blew my mind. I hadn’t realized that was allowed.

by YepYouGuessedIt...CardinalRed on Nov 5, 2011 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The thing I remember about Bob Forsch mostly

was that he was such a neat looking guy. Always wore his uniform just right and with a tailored looking fit. Bloused his pants legs perfectly, just below the middle of calf of the leg.
Not at all like some of the sloppy pitchers of today like C.C Sabatha, who looks like he’s out there on the mound in a pair of bad fitting pajamas he’s slept in for a week. And Forsch always looked to have the perfect form for a pitcher, good windup, release. He looked good even when he was giving up hits and getting knocked around he looked stylish. Always wondered why he wasn,t a better pitcher all around because when he had his stuff he was good.

by ridgesee on Nov 5, 2011 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

But

when you’ve got a gut like Vuchovich had, it is very hard to keep your shirt tail in.

by ridgesee on Nov 5, 2011 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 1.25 mil for Thome.

At that price, it doesn’t hurt so much to have a guy that’s only a Professional Hitter.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that's a really good signing for them.

They might get Cuddy as well.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like he really, really wanted to hang 'em up with Philly.

He and Manuel are tight too.

He was realistic about his salary and got to go where he wanted. Good for him.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus a handful of DH starts.

Between him and Giambi, is the NL trending toward having a “DH” on the roster or are these aberrations? Honestly, I’d hate it if the Cards burned a roster spot on a guy like that. Let the kids play.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possibly more an indication of those teams

having serious age/injury concerns at 1B.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess so,

but it seems like most orgs would have some hitter without a position that could stand at first.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

but i think it’s a market thing- there is an oversupply of those players, so teams can get them for cheap-ish, and at some point, depending on a team’s financial situation, it becomes a smart signing.

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm working on the

2011 League Minimum All Star Team (2009 and 2010). Anyone got any players they think deserve a look?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig

and David Freese

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 5, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Matt Joyce

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow

I figured he was already making more money than that already

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

All these guys are in (except Joyce, not made it to the Rays yet).

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw has a shout at being the player

with the most surplus value produced ever. His first three years have been utterly insane.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stanton probably

gonna have to check around and see if his defense is as good as BRef says.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to throw out Hellickson

didn’t realize his FIP & xFIP were that high.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

way too many good, cheap catchers around this year

Avila, Wieters, Carlos Santana

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andrew Bailey

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

bumgarner is still league min, ya?

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ja

mein herr

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

True Fact

Todd Helton got paid over $20mil last season. Sweet Zombie Jesus.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Unrelated True Fact

Jason Motte thew out 49% of basestealers during his minor-league catching career

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was it they interviewed? lynn? garcia?

Who said that when motte was catching you had to step off the mound quickly when there was a play at second because motte would take your head off on the throw?

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 3:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that contract was big

but Helton was ridiculously good in his prime.

(note: Todd Helton is my favorite baseball player of all time)

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and to be even fairer

this is his last stupid-huge money year.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

not going to actually go look up the value, because i don’t want to be totally disillusioned, but my immediate guess would be that his production over the life of the contract came damn close to the price.

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, in the "you pick a player as a kid and love them" kinda way.

got to watch him play in the minors, signed some of my stuff, really nice guy, and always loved the fact that he hit for average AND power- was just an absurd hitter in his prime.

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, my problem is that living on the east coast, i got to see very little Cardinals at a young age (except those minor leaguers who played in New Haven for that year)

so i don’t have the emotional childhood attachment to most Cardinals players that I otherwise could. except Ray Lankford, because he was fucking amazing in video games.

by the time he’s in his mid 30s, Yadi will probably be my favorite player ever, especially if he stays here for the rest of his career.

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roberto Clemente and Brooks Robinson were mine.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

NonCaridnals?

Ripkin BIG TIME. And Ryan.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan. For. Sure.

5000 k’s, 300 wins, 7 no-hitters, played for a million years, beat up Robin Ventura. Whats not to like?

Oh yeah…..“Rangers in 6”

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Seaver

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 5, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never really realized how much I loved Lance Berkman and Randy Johnson

until I went back and looked at my old yahoo fantasy teams and realized they were both on my team almost every single year and none of those teams were in keeper leagues.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mariano Rivera

and later, Ichiro.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pete Rose.

When we were in LL, everybody wanted to be pete rose.

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Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 5, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd be totally cool if Pujols' contract turned out like Helton's.

The Rockies ended up on top..

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 5, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they?

$141.5 mill over 9 years. I’ve got $116.7 M from fangraphs over that time period. That’s $24.8 M short, and nearly $3 M short per year.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

looks like this would be the best case scenario for bert’s contract…

by BVHeck on Nov 6, 2011 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, that doesn't sound right (Does it count the $23 million option cause that'd be a HUGE difference?)

1st year: 7.2 fWAR ($20.1) – $10.6 million
2nd year: 7.4 fWAR ($43.1) – $22.2 million
3rd year: 5.0 fWAR ($60.1) – $34.8 million
4th year: 2.2 fWAR ($68.1) – $51.4 million
5th year: 4.4 fWAR ($87.1) – $68 million
6th year: 0.8 fWAR ($90.9) – $84.6 million
7th year: 3.2 fWAR ($105.2) – $101.2 million
8th year: -0.1 fWAR ($105) – $120.3 million
9th year: Never happened – Woulda been $141.5

Anyway, even showing that is a little disingenuous because they reworked the deal for 2011. Although Cots is really confusing as to how it changed the deal. (I’m getting a $10.6 million salary on the “team list” which would make the contract about even.

Either way, if Pujols is entering his last season having exactly lived up to the contract, we’re looking pretty good most likely (Actually playing better than). So with the exception of last season where he was randomly a below replacement player, Helton was worth more than he was being paid by the slimmest of margins but still notable.

That happens to Pujols and we probably got lucky.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 6, 2011 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don't know me joker

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Duquette about to be named O's GM

Not a bad choice, considering everyone else turned them down.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Hehhe

remember when Pete Kozma played for the 2011 Cardinals?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

He'll be reminded when he gets his ring.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 5, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Contribution to the 2011 Cardinals: Simultaneous Brown Note

I felt a great disturbance in Cardinal nation: as if millions of fans simultaneously released their bowels

I’m trying to think of the next most obscure guy on the club that’ll get a ring. Andrew Brown, maybe?

by SAFairGame on Nov 5, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augenstein

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 5, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

valdes

(ha! not a non-sequitor for once!)

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know

or is there a way of finding out, what the average number of IP by an SP was this year?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

also

for Relievers?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you including all SP

or is there a minimum for IP? Just thinking people like Bedard or Zito or even KMac can throw off the average.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably should be an arbitary minimum somewhere

it doesn’t have to be super-accurate i just need an arbitary cut off for pitchers in the Fanpost i’m writing.

I mean, would it be fair to say 160 IP for SP and 60 IP for RP?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

60 for RP sounds about right

probably 180 for SP if you use a minimum IP of 140

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

For starters

Go to mlb.com. Go to stats, pitching, regular season. Click on GS so it sorts by games started. Establish your cutoff. i.e. there were 128 pitchers that made at least 20 starts. Build a spreadsheet. I’m sure there are easier ways, but this would work for starting pitchers.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 5, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be best if you could just use games started, and find the average from there

i don’t know if there’s any quick and dirty solutions for you though

TORTY! TORTY! TORTY! - Everyone

by YesWeOquendo on Nov 5, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

His last start of 2012, if you want to see what the fuss is all about.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I use it to right wrongs throughout the time stream. And pick up chicks. Mostly to pick up chicks.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco Crisp???!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

acceptable.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 5, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an old list!

which is sorely lacking in Picard. Oh, the oversights.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've got Newton and Gauss on there

what about Einstein?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually crafted and wrote the list in under 60 seconds

That said, I prefer Newton and Gauss to Einstein, but Einstein makes the top 5 science/math folks.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

your handwriting is beautiful

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 5, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

your handwriting is so scarily neat.

are you real? hypothetically.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, stop watching me. creepy.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

my god

its so meta

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the actual bolding. nice touch.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so which Submachine are you on, again?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I finished 5.

Don’t remind me until school is out!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

muahahaha.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was this right handed or left handed?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

left.

I didn’t think anyone would take notice of my handwriting. Sadly, it has overshadowed The Continental’s place on my hero list.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is...

it’s legible.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 5, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the title of the next Bollywood hit.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Nationals should.

They should be thinking about how they are going to counter that Halladay, Lee, Hamels rotation. Strasburg, Darvish, Zimmermann is a nice start. Add Bryce Harper, Ryan Zimmermann, Jayson Werth (he can’t stay this bad, right?), Wilson Ramos, Danny Espinosa, Michael Morse, Anthony Rendon, Drew Storen, and Tyler Clippard……This could at worst be a wild card team.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordan has two 'n's, Ryan only has one.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

I was happy I remembered the 2nd on Jordan’s and then got carried away

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went back and looked

and they never did show Forsch’s Game 7 pitch, did they? I remember waiting for it and you could see them walking out to the mound, but Buck was right in the middle of his opening monologue and I don’t think they ever did show it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Slightly apropos of Yu,

if anyone hasn’t seen the No Reservations episode in Osaka (S2, E4) that spends a lot of time exploring the Japanese baseball culture, go watch it. Netflix has it.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone interested in Japanese baseball?

Robert Whiting has written several books on the subject. My favorite is The Bat and the Chrysanthemum – Also, You Gotta Have Wa.

worth finding and reading. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 6, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Now that the team doesn't have a manager,

blood pressure levels have steadied. Expect them to rise again regardless of who is named manager and expect them to soar as Albertgeddon approaches.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

actually i meant the voting thing on the left side of the home page – but, yes that meter too!

by BVHeck on Nov 5, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

kinda boring actually, November-ness is setting in slowly.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

mopping my floor

woooooooooooo

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mopped the floor with that... mop

Anyone here have baseball? Anyone?

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 5, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

bonus baseball!

in Japan!!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have my 52 - Kawasaki jersey I picked up in Japan in '05

Shortstop for the Hawks hits a grandslam. Of course I bought his jersey.

by slash2049 on Nov 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have shit from when the Yokohama team was the Whales

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Nov 5, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

still not up to full steam yet.

still a bit astounding at the post season. proper complaining to commence when a new manager is named.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forsch

When I was younger (just finishing college) I had a job in the pro shop of a golf course that some of the Cardinals would frequent from time to time, since the head pro let them play for free. This was probably around ’86 or so, given the players I remember coming through. As is often the case with such brushes with fame, the moments were often deflating, as the players could be incredibly cold and gruff, eager to enjoy their off day. But Forsch was an incredibly gracious guy who introduced himself as “Bob,” shook our hands, made a point of paying for things, and even appeared to be knowingly compensating for the behavior of some of his teammates. He seemed, above all else and even now, at such a historical remove, a kind man. That left an impression on me that stirred back to life when I read the news. R.I.P. “Bob.”

by RobbingGormanThomas on Nov 5, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

My dad met him at the warm-up a few years ago,

and dad, who could make friends with a fencepost, asked to see his world series ring. Forsch took it off and told dad to try it on, which dad did. Dad now gets teary-eyed whenever anyone mentions Forsch, and retells the story about the nicest guy that let him try on his world series ring when he didn’t know him from Adam… His untimely death is certainly a tragic loss, especially in light of the fact that the memories most have of him are of a good pitcher and a kind man. Ditto the R.I.P…

by fuegophil on Nov 5, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

These personal anecdotes are quite nice. My thanks for posting this one.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can see your dreams.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he knows your sins

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 5, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's more of a scowl.

The scowl is my default facial appearance.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought robots didn't have faces

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where can I buy a tommy herr jersey?

The cardinals clubhouse store never has one, and I can’t seem to find one online. Is there a website you guys/gals know of that might have one?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 5, 2011 3:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Fauxback

It doesn’t have yellow eyes and has a white outline around The Birds on the Bat.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 5, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Thank you

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 5, 2011 3:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or, you could try to find a Dotel jersey, peel his name off

and glue Herr’s name on.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 5, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta be kershaw

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halladay??

World Series Champions 2011. Unbelievable. Tony LaRussa, you will be missed.

by cj2k on Nov 5, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeff francis

just because of the “surprising” factor

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but non qualifiers i mean nothing is really surprising

mike mccoy who is an infielder is in the top 5 or something

by Wombat x on Nov 5, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was surprising to me

2 non-pitchers in the top 6 haha

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

After thinking it was Mitch Meier, Fister was a disappointment.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

fister is pretty weird to me

since he has always been known as a guy who strikes out no one and relies on a sinker. how about carl pavano in the top 10 too…what

by Wombat x on Nov 5, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

note that both pavano and fister's o-contact are in the top ten as well

could mean their pitches are just pretty easy to get a bat on

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. I never wouldve guessed that

World Series Champions 2011. Unbelievable. Tony LaRussa, you will be missed.

by cj2k on Nov 5, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forsch

…was one of those guys who you never thought “Shit, Forsch is pitching!” He wasn’t spectacular, he wasn’t particularly exciting, but whenever he was on the bump it always seemed like the Cardinals had a good chance at winning. He was also, by all accounts, a classy guy and a valued member of Cardinal nation.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Nov 5, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

this is how I look a Forsch.

He was just … there. and good. As a young kid, I had an unhealthy like for andujar. I was young and didn’t know any better. but gosh, he was exciting.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about Andujar (I didn't make that clear).

He would hack viciously at anything he thought he could reach, sometimes damn near corkscrewing himself into the ground. 5 career HR, though.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention the nearly decking

denkinger.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.
[In 1986 with Oakland] He suffered numerous injuries along the way, including an injury sustained during batting practice even though pitchers do not bat in the American League.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

\o

to the old guys!

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been talking with my dad about it.

He’s been pretty bummed. Said he’ll him Forsch more than Andy Rooney.
He’s got a weakness for classy athletes.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I could take credit for finding this.
New White Sox hitting coach Jeff Manto has a different view when it comes to taking pitches. telling The Mully and Hanley Show that walks set up double-play balls.

"Do we want Adam Dunn taking a ball (when it is) off the plate with a man on third and the infield back and you got (Justin) Verlander throwing and he walks him? I don’t know," Manto said.

"What happens is that you set up the double play. If you (hit) into a double play, you get out of the inning. We give high five for taking the walk, but we have arguably the most prolific left-handed hitter in the game at the plate. He can drive that run in."

From here: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/11/04/manto-dunns-struggles-in-the-past/

…how has this man not immediately been fired?

by SAFairGame on Nov 5, 2011 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

heh

Hal McRae isn’t so bad all of a sudden

by BVHeck on Nov 5, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not anymore you don't
we have arguably the most prolific left-handed hitter in the game at the plate

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

....wait

Adam Dunn is….?

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 5, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he was talking about

a.j. pierzynski

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moron

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's funny - I thought that one of the SABR ideas

That might have gained currency after the WS was the importance of walks. A generally good pitching staff got beaten in no small part because they allowed 41 walks.

Not that 7 games should be more persuasive than seasons and seasons of data, but sometimes high profile flops – as in the WS – carry more weight with some observers than a lot of data.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

what the epic fuck

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I mean...

He’s right, the chances for a DP increase dramatically with a runner on First vs. No runner on First situations.

Of course, I don’t see how Dunn making an out instead is any better. Then you don’t need a double play.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 5, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it depends on if the clubhouse dissenters include the core

most of whom have re-upped their contracts

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

....permanently

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Boog played in Alaska, so methinks he was familiar.)

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was a fairbanks goldpanner, to be specific.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

another good team name

assuming he wasn’t actually, you know, panning for gold.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would not put it past him.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

also your avatar is so apropos.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, he went to lewis and clark for college.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 5:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and he eats salmon

right before his ring pops.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEEP

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEEP

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the tlr style

remove 2 important players from the roster due to stubbornness, then go ahead and still win an historic world series, then retire.

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes, if half the "genius" statements about TLR included the word
despite

then it might be more accurate

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was the champagne

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes this is a good way of wording it

he still wins it despite some sort of pseudo-sabotage or him trying to throw fits

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is what it is.

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

He'll be 30 next year

So I wouldn’t really count him as young.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 5, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't boog the most valuable position player for

The mariners or something?

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 5:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

leader in the clubhouse

offense juggernaut (relatively)

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

now i’m gonna go to mlb.com and watch boog highlights, aren’t i?

..yep.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god, I can't even bring myself to do that.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't do it

you’ll be forced to see things like this.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh.

who do we fire now?

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's too late

sorry VEB has greeted you with such a sob-fest

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the joy of a baseball fan can be fleeting.

and the heartbreak can last forever.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm mostly mad

colby’s getting a ring and he isn’t.
or even Luddy, but Luddy got one too many cold streaks in his famous streakiness. (also i’m wondering if LaRue will get a share.)

basically, I think the team could have gone for a pennant at least in 09, then avocado happened.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, i didn't cover wrath.

but i get it.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm mostly railing against the cruel ironies of life

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17585257

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Nov 5, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the one.

It’s so beautiful. //breaks down and cries

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd like to think that could be considered a gritty play

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEEP

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is pretty good

and they are pretty bad. poor boog!

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog Facts:

7 fWAR in the last three years
Had a higher BA and OBP than Clobby did in 2011 (still lower wRC+ though)
Averaging 2.4 fWAR per 500 PAs in his career

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that seems like a decent signature.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

too be fair

they both looked like Douchebags

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just in the one pic, at least for Boog.

So he wore a graphic shirt once. Are you forgetting all his funny videos????

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Aranathor is trying to be funny

or perhaps wryly amusing.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well Colby did look really douchey in the photo.

Even though, frankly, I always thought he was hilarious. Even his line as he left was pretty funny: “I hope he’s happy.” Always understated.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And lazy

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 5, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

#lazy

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a matter of dressing douchey

vs. designing a douchey line of clothes

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I remember DeRosa doing an interview in '09

and the interviewer asked him what he has learned from Pujols. DeRosa said that Pujols is so good that his advice didn’t help because average players didn’t have Pujols’s physical skills.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 5, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi must be an extraordinary specimen of physicality.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He certainly has above-average contact skills.

Yadi rarely swings and misses.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 5, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very tough to stike out...takes very good at bats.

I loved that at bat a few years ago when he fouled off to a 17 pitch at bat, think it was 17 anyway

11 in '11

Carp on Brendan

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 6, 2011 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

but wwwaaaait, how much are we paying Ryan Theriot?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan makes 1.75 million next year in his would-be 2nd year of arbitration.

Theriot is heading into his 3rd year of arby. I think Theriot could make more.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan

decent shortstop

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

but in all seriousness

the guy had a .313 OBP. Which, and i think i speak for most people when i say this, is pretty shit.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooog.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's above the league average for shortstops last year

Especially those who played in Safeco field.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

its still shit though

just less shit in context

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

context defines what is shit

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

going through these baseball cards is so fun

i have like 3 shoeboxes full, and i keep seeing things like “Nate Bump- Future Star”. the best part is mixed in with the probably thousands of cards is like 2 packs of Jurassic Park cards- so every once in a while, i flip past Joe Girardi and get velociraptored. i think 10 year old me did this to troll myself.

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I've got 35000 baseball cards at my parents house

havent gone through them in 6 years or so.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 5, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue the bored music.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGoqle4m34

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

going to go make a skillet style omelet

must have food, all this caffeine is making me feel crazy

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

This MLBTR article points to an interesting question. How the fuck has John McDonald had an MLB career for 13 seasons?

The guy’s got a .238/.275/.326 line, yet has just signed for another 2 years and $3mil more. In-fucking-sane.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

If my memory serves me correct, he's an outstanding defender

And he’s probably a really cool dude

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 5, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

'outstanding' might be pushing it

judging by his UZRs

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boras is none too happy about it.

Bloomquist didn’t exercise his mutual option with the D-Backs and they signed McDonald. Here’s Boras’s reaction:

"It sounds to me like what happened is, they got upset when Willie opted out. They got emotional and they went out and signed a guy who hit .169."

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 5, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

emo, eh

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I get so emotional, baby, every time I think of yoo-ooo"

Dear Scott -

If it was a good idea to opt out, then you should be saying “there’s 29 other teams who’d love to have my client.” If you care about the d-backs signing mcdonald, then opting out was a bad idea.

Also, your client is old and not very good, and opting out of a major league deal was a terrible idea.

Also also, why are you reppping willie bloomquist? Shouldn’t you be lobbying for CC Sabathia to get a dedicated refigerator for ham sandwiches in the clubhouse or something?

Tom S.

ignorance without the bliss - aimee mann

by tom s. on Nov 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   4 recs

Heh heh heh

My new roommate is moving in and just brought in a stack of dvds. I’m excited for the realization that I only have a crappy tv with a VCR.
SURPRISE!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone going to watch the afl rising stars game?

8pm eastern on MLBN

the starting line-ups are as follows:
Rising Stars East lineup:

RF – Robbie Grossman (Pirates), CF – Mike Trout (Angels), SS – Junior Lake (Cubs), 3B – Nolan Arenado (Rockies), DH – Bryce Harper (Nationals), C – Derek Norris (Nationals), 1B – Ben Paulsen (Rockies), 2B – Brian Dozier (Twins), LF – Tim Wheeler (Rockies)
Rising Stars West lineup:
CF – Kevin Mattison (Marlins), SS – Nick Franklin (Mariners), RF – Wil Myers (Royals), 3B – Mike Olt (Rangers) , DH – Michael Choice (Athletics), 1B – Joey Terdoslavich, LF (Braves) – Jaff Decker (Padres), C – Christian Bethancourt (Braves), 2B – Christian Colon (Royals)

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 5, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

any cards gonnna take place?

I was gonna watch the Blues before heading out

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's injured

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 5, 2011 7:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

How did he get injured?

He wasn’t injured at the end of the season, at least I don’t think….

by saladdays on Nov 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

Happened last game before “rising stars” game. He hit a HR then came out.

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 7, 2011 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

From twitter

“#Padres 3B Jedd Gyorko has been named as a replacement for #STLCards 1B Matt Adams on the West Division team. #AFLRisingStars”

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

missed that.

thanks.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols contract

I’m starting to get nervous about a term longer than 5 years. That might not be long enough to keep him, but so be it.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Nov 5, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

5 would be great. Anything more than 7 makes me squirm.

I’m having a hard time balancing how much I want him to retire a Cardinal and my desire for a competitive team with a sensible payroll.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care about a sensible payroll...not my money.

I’d rather have 5 more good years of Albert and 3 less than good years instead of 0 more years of Albert.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's your fandom.

if albert handicaps the cardinals in terms of financial obligation and they can no longer field a competitive team, then you’ll care. so you should care about a sensible payroll.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 5, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped writing my response and posted it because you used the exact verb I was using

and you posted the second half of my post.
How are you always in my brain?

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

braintwins

o/

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 5, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think maybe you just leave your backbrain unlocked.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Potatohead! Mr. Potatohead!

Backdoor passwords are not secrets!

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do we know what handicapping would look like?

I mean, looking at our financial obligations going forward, there are plenty of ways to pay for a big contract to Albert. If we can extend Waino and Yadi to modest raises after their current deals are up, we’ll have a young, talented, and cost-controlled rotation with room to maneuver for position spots.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Estimated Payroll, 2012-2015 (sans Pujols)

Rotation:
Carpenter – $10.5MM (2012) – $10.5MM (2013)
Lohse – $11.85MM (2012)
Waino – $9MM (2012) – $12MM (2013, last year of current deal) – $17MM (2014) – $17MM (2015)
Westbrook – $8.5MM (2012) – $8.5MM (2013)
Garcia – $3.25MM (2012) – $5.75MM (2013) – $7.75MM (2014) – $9.25MM (2015)
Miller – $500K (2013) – $500K (2014) – $3.25MM (2015)
Martinez – $500K (2013) – $500K (2014) – $3.25MM (2015)

Fielders:
Holliday – $17MM (2012-2015)
Berkman – $12MM (2012)
Yadi – $7MM (2012) – $12.5MM (2013) – $13MM (2014) – $14MM (2015)
Freese (not arb eligible until 2015) – $500K (2012) – $500K (2013) – $600K (2014) – $3.5MM (2015)
Jay – $400K (2012) – $500K (2013) – $500K (2014) – $600K (2015)
Descalso – $400K (2012) – $500K (2013) – $500K (2014) – $600K (2015)
Craig – $400K (2012) – $500K (2013) – $500K (2014) – $600K (2015)

Payroll (approx.):
$81MM (2012) – $68MM (2013) – $58MM (2014) – $69.2MM (2015)

Plus a good, young, cheap bullpen. Obviously making some assumptions with Waino and Yadi, and I don’t know what’s gonna happen with Carp or Berkman after 2012, but does this look like a hamstrung team, even with an albatross named Albert Pujols? What am I missing?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i assume we won't be paying Next Manager as much as TLR

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless it's Francona.

Yet another reason to go with Oquendo.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was Tito paid?

iirc TLR was far and away the most

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually not as much as i though

$4MM this year, per Cot’s

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That cheap pitching coming down the pike

looks damn good right now.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i heard they're hot, too.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know it

…but nobody as yet hotter looking than waino to me.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino's non-bulldog look goes a long way

I mean, what a smile.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albertross

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 5, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

overhead, hangs motionless upon the air

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since the beginning of September

I’ve been convinced that we were watching Albert’s last year in the birds on the bat. But now, I’m not so sure. We can afford him. And we’re the ONLY team that can justify giving him a big contract. He’s going to tail off, but only with the Cardinals will he be getting paid for past performance. Any other team will just be paying him for all the beat-downs he’d delivered upon them in the past. So…

Mo will make it happen. 9 years, $260MM. With a player option for $25MM for the 10th year. That’s my guess.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy god

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Worth it?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

thats more than a rod

by Wombat x on Nov 6, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what it's going to take, at least AAV-wise.

285 for 10 seems like it’s more than what it’ll take though. If we’re doing 9, I’d say more like 234 M.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

well then it's a good thing i'm not GM

i will repeat…we’re the only team that kind of team would make sense for. if the rangers/cubs/angels paid him that much, then no, not worth it. not ever. but since he gave us the best bargain in baseball for 6-8 years, i don’t mind overpaying him for 4 years toward the end of his career.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

*that kind of deal.

i’m a little drunk.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think that makes sense for us at all

paying pujols 28 million dollars when he is 41 years old would be a complete disaster

by Wombat x on Nov 6, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

but paying him $600K

in 2002 was o so nice

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

That’s not how contracts work.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 6, 2011 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still think the Rangers could do it.

They just got that big TV deal, and their payroll isn’t even in the 100 M range yet, which they could totally afford. I think their window is pretty clearly NOW. Colby Lewis, Hamilton, Kinsler, and Napoli could all be gone before 2014. Michael Young too, but that’s a good thing with that contract. I don’t know too much about their system, but I doubt it’s deep enough to replace those guys. I think they’d want to push to put them over the top now. If I were them, I’d think about overpaying Albert or Prince for a “short” contract. See if Albert will do 5 years 170 M or something.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

they could do it.

the rangers SBN blog seems to think 1B is their biggest need, so if they want offense, they should land either albert or prince. but with wilson leaving, they’ll more likely be going after pitching this winter.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough,

they really don’t want either one. Albert’s too beat up and Prince’s body type isn’t anything they seem to want.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 6, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

I hope they end up paying for him what the Sox did DiceK. That’ll keep them in check. Cuz the Sox will never get the value out of DiceK for what they spent.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 6, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't hope that. It'll only drive up SP prices

And they play in the AL West — No matter how good they are, the odds of us facing them in another series match is quite low. Doesn’t hurt us for them to be a good ball club.

Then again, we seem set at SP for a while. Lynn and Zep ready to step in potentially, with Miller, Martinez, Cleto, etc. developing in the minors.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just not a big fan

of Japanese pitchers. After watching some of the Japanese playoffs, most of them are really soft tossers and Darvish is like DiceK. Just enough of an anomaly to dominate hitters that aren’t used to hard throwers. He is supposed to have some nasty breaking stuff, but we’ll see. I think he may be good for a while until the hitters over here figure him out. But I very well could be wrong.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 6, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really like Japanese pitchers windups

When I was still playing baseball I settled into a pitching motion similar to dice-k’s.

I remember it really helped with command of fastballs and sliders, and that crappy circle change I threw. But I couldn’t throw a good curveball without changing the arm motion. Also I couldn’t pitch from the stretch nearly as well.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

really though

how much did Dice-K’s price drive up the market? there were plenty of cheap options that year…Smoltz, Lieber, Pavano…all with better years than Dice-K following that ’06 rush

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You'd think they'd have to get a 1B or LF.

If it were me I’d move Young to LF, and sign a 1B. DH Napoli.

Where did you see they didn’t want Albert or Prince?

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was in some of their discussions

right after the WS. They were discussing this very thing. They may have changed their minds by now. But none of them seemed too keen on either of them.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 6, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, I stopped forming my logic because il rosso posted everything I was about to post.

ignore my post.
Anyway, that kind of logic is what got the Cubs where they were the last few years.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said that tongue in cheek, but

the last 2 years those 4 Cubs players totaled 15.0 fWAR to Alberts 12.6 fWAR.

Pujols made $32 Million during that time. Those four made $131.25 million.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet zombie jesus

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you're not being serious

but it’d be more important to check their fWARs in their contract years. I’m at b-ref, and the combined WARs of only Dempster, Zambrano, and Soriano in contract years is 15.2. Not Pujolsian, but pretty good for 3 players in one season.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go for that

I don’t think Albert would, tho.

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 5, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's almost 28.5 mil per year

I don’t see why he wouldn’t take that for 6 straight years! how about 7 years 200 million? that’s my absolute max I think

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

For six I think he'd want 180.

If he can command 8-10 years, then to take 6 he’ll want to be the first 30 million man in baseball. Even then he’d likely rather have 7 and 200. Maybe 6 190, with a team option to make it 7 200? Just spitballin’ here.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, with some sort of large-ish buyout.

Like, the buyout makes it 180, and the option makes it 200 or something. I think that’s kind of tough for the team to swallow, but it’s also not quite as much as what Albert/Lozano want, which is pretty much what any deal is going to have to be.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many Cardinals-only records remain for him to break, eh?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's still 30 away from Musial in HRs

and 280 away in doubles. Also, he’s 162 triples away, and 804 SBs away from Brock, and 251 wins away from Hoot.

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

busterrrrrrrr

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

but that sounds right.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I'd be pretty floored if he took that.

I think he’d be more likely to consider the same amount of money in a shorter time span. Idk for sure that he’d take 6 180, but I’d be surprised if he didn’t at least consider it. Somewhere in between there and 10 280 are the terms he would consider.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's quite the range.

really, none of us knows.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I was thinking that.

I think he’s gonna want a higher AAV than the A-Rod contract.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, he does. and comparatively, he has a point.

but i’m not sure the market will bear that. There wasn’t a recession then. And I think current consensus is that the ARod contract isn’t a good one, but an example of Yankee overspending.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i guess i'd look to see who was making 25/per

and if it looked like they earned their money
the thing about apu that bothers me is 3 straight years of declining production
i don’t believe there is any chance albert will be apu 2011 in 2016

for example, cc signed for 25m 6 years out
lee and halladay are <25 now
paying apu 25m+ 5 or 6 years out is not a good idea

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Nov 5, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dead VEB is dead

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Homework faster damn you!

Faster!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not very entertaining at the moment

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither am I. I'm actually productively homeworking

oh wait not anymore. The new roommate brought oreos

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what kind of oreos

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The normal kind?

May be double-stuf

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they make all kinds of newfangled oreos

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

why... refrigerate?

hypothetically

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

high metabolism

and moderation in all things.

however, the real tricky bit is whether one’s blood vessels are full of gunk.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite the reports of my spaghetti fests (I'm all out of supplies now),

I’m a pretty balanced eater. Also, my cholesterol levels are remarkable. Is it possible to have clogged arteries if your cholesterol is impossibly low? I don’t know these things.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, not accounting for sorcery.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Lycanthropy

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Training wheels for frozen thin mints.

Shameful confession- I stash / hide boxes of thin mints from the rest of the family. I’m running low. When is cookie season again?

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oreos ftw

also, thats the first time i’ve used ‘ftw’ in a long time.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

is this what life without baseball is going to be like? Cause in that case, i want baseball back.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what you really ought to do

is find some way to get gdm in here

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY GDM

GET IN HERE

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm really curious as to when they can change the signage around Busch Stadium

they have to move the flags over… the dugout stickers will be easy.

but they put a black frame over the sign with the years over Highway 40 oh sorry I-64, so do they just take the whole thing down?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looks like

[1926 1931 1934 1942 1944 1946 1964 1967 1982 2006]

and it doesn’t look like there’s much margin space to make room for more

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they'll probably just shunt them all closer together

i imagine they planned for this inevitability

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god not more horrible kerning

the whole postseason I kept staring at “Stadium” and willing the letters to move over

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

physically destroying?

cause thats fun

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i picture him with a monocle and a sledgehammer

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, exactly.

Except for the hard drives that I nicked the magnets out of.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm always homeworking

This is why I always seem to be around here. I usually have my computer open when I’m homeworking. And the homework never ends.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i rarely multitask to music, unless it's specifically to set a mood

in that case i randomly look for music in languages foreign to me, so I can’t listen to the lyrics and then think about the lyrics and go all bobo on the lyrics

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i should say i still like to hear the human voice

(it gets a little too hypnotic, even with voice-like instruments like electric guitar or violin)
but lyrics distract me a bunch

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, where were you when i dumped a whole bunch of anime soundtracks

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will feel like the champion of math

when I’m homeworking to this

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

More...

Need more Maths… er, souls!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i find when life is grinding me down, it's good to feel like a champion

like of parallel parking
or finding my winter gloves
or buying something on sale
or watching your WORLD SERIES CHAMPION ST. LOUIS CARDINALS WOOOOOOOOOO

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jazz is good homework music

But you need some Miles Davis smooth jazz.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz

Bucs are cursed.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 5, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert will sign with the Cardinals: yea or nay?

(I don’t mean whether you want it or not, but whether you think it’s going to happen)

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure, chalk. still waiting on that Mystery Team.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really strongly believe that Albert knows and wants what he can get here that he can't get anywhere else.

All this song and dance is just to maximize the money; I really think he’ll take our best offer unless some other team absolutely blows us out of the water.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Nov 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but what of your eyes and mind and heart?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

bah.

They’re forming a committee to discuss the issue and reach a consensus. My gut just DGAF.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, that quote of Tony's was paraphrased by one of the Fox dudes, too.

it’d be tough to find it exactly

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it sounded like an industrial process

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

for same reasons at Chitown

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

and we will all regret it in 5 years
/pessimist

Don't say hi to me.

by chalk on Nov 5, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea.

given the current market situ, I think so.
Sawks/Yanks: out of it. no room.
Dodgers: no money, up for sale. Mets, the dame, except the up for sale part.
Angels: too much payroll, I’m guessing.
Cubs: Isn’t Theo going into a rebuilding phase?
Marlins: Could be, but they’re not a contender. Non-contenders would have to way overbid, if Albert really is sincere about winning.
Nats: possibly, they are closer than the fish. But they’d still have to overbid, which isn’t to say they wouldn’t.

Ironically, i think the closest competitor is the Rangers. They may have a shot. I just hope no team is out there driving the price up so high as to make Albert an eventual lodestone of a contract. In any case, he’ll probably get a contract bigger than what he’ll be worth for his 32 years. And if that downside is too big, which i fear it may be, then I wouldn’t be all that heartbroken if he signs somewhere else. Which would still be a shame, but I wouldn’t be angry about it.
 
At this point, I’m more afraid of some 9 or 10 year deal that sinks the team than I am of him playing somewhere else.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad that Prince is on the market at the same time.

The Nationals are definitely overbidders, but as a young team, I think they’d prefer Fielder to Albert. Same with the Orioles.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea, forgot about the o's

but they’d have to go way over for Albert to go there. Not winning anytime soon, those O’s, and the fanbase isn’t pressing them to make that kind of move.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm part of the fanbase

and I’m pressing them to make a big move. (But not a big move involving Albert, of course.)

Of course the O’s idea of a big move is signing Garrett Atkins and trying to make a 1B out of him.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 5, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny that by beating the rangers we may have taken his best competitor out of the deal

who would leave a world series winning team for the losing team? I guess they will have to pony up a little more if they want him. although, perhaps I am comparing Albert to Edgar there.

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't agree with this

Making it to the Series two years in a row shows they’re a great team, and Albert knows that adding himself to any team drastically improves that team.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Nats would think twice after Werth's performance this year.

The Rangers do scare me though. Angels also have Trumbo and Morales for 1B/DH.

How far out were the Marlins this year? You’d thinking adding Pujols would bring them pretty close.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that 'if' is pretty damn gigantic though

plus they’ve got LoMo and Gaby Sanchez to try and stuff into the 1B position.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no

not our fabulous neighbours.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're definitely going to try to make a move

but to be honest, I don’t think there’s any way pujols will not be a cardinal in the next 5 seasons. We got Matt Holliday, Lance Berkman, and Waino next year, and Pujols would want to walk away from that? Please…

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Seattle?

Don’t know if that’s realistic or ridiculous, but they could use some O.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 5, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No chance

Mariners are in a full-blown youth movement. Shed a lot of payroll recently. Traded Cliff Lee to get Justin Smoak at first base. Can’t see Albert wanting to play for a doormat like the Mariners at any salary

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 6, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

long as they have Felix

they’re not a doormat. though they should’ve kept Fister. they can fuck with the rangers if they like.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

With all due respect

Mariners have had Felix for years and have pretty much been permanent cellar dwellers his entire career. Felix has six full seasons. In that time, Mariners have 4 last place finishes and one second to last. The Mariners can only dream of competing with the Rangers.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 6, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

They have Justin Smoak and they suck at baseball.

Rebuilding teams don’t go after Albert Pujols.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 6, 2011 5:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh i have a bad feeling i've screwed up the previously on VEBs

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

damn.

I only did the first of the October 5s
taking 8 minutes to load is just not good…. but it’ll take even longer to restart

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn i'm good

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the collective ass!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're into that sort of thing

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't judge me!

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...some of us did forego pants during the games.

Saved on dry cleaning charges.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 5, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

....and green for being optimistic

i’m not even sure fink was this optimistic!

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

if anyone is going to restore the lost World Series thread

a placeholder post has to be up one day (preferably two days) before the month comes around. I might have some time to help with html cleanup but the placeholder post must, I repeat, must be up before comments close if you want it to be linked.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, trying to load the chronological fanposts / fanshots

destroys my browser

so if there was any from the first ten days of October of note, please let me know.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I think I'm linking overflow threads where they should not be linked

thanks SO MUCH sbn for labeling fanshots “one month ago”
well no sh*

to make up for my incompetence, a d-dee special
entitled NLCS
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MHlhaLbkjG4/To-4Yl6eFbI/AAAAAAAAA4c/IU8iC4bw824/s513/yadi.gif

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwww.

Waino said they had the hearts of lions.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

what in the sam hell is this!
yep. I really will miss a lot about him whenever he leaves.
My mid-season predictions contest RESULTS
See if you won!

by a fink on Oct 7, 2011 10:18 PM CDT

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

re: TLR

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm still seeing apathy comments after the Cardinals make the NLCS.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure you get a prize

besides nostalgia

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

well, if this game is any indication,

the east has no future. 10-1 west after three.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 5, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

10-2 after 4.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 5, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

just curious

does anyone have the last thread of LSB for game 7 link?

I’m still catching up

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

LSB?

Here’s the very last thread of the game
And here’s the postgame thread.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was depressing

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks clank

just trying to catch up. I was down for a week.

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Nov 5, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is their first page of 7 Gane Seven Gamethreads if you want to start from the beginning

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Work wears me out.

Gonna wind up working sat and sun this weekend. Tommorrow I’ve got to rework my MSP Annual article and finish my 2011 draft review. (O and write a VEB post.) I also need to get ready to fly out on Monday to Pennsylvania for work as well.

So basically, work is taking over my life. But, between the flight and hotel time, I’ll probably finish The Devil’s Star before I’m back on Wednesday. I just wish I could balance out all this shit I have to do and not feel overwhelmed every day.

But such is the rat race.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

O and

it irritates me that I still can’t get Nesbo’s The Batman or The Cockroaches in the US. Someone translate that shit, STAT.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I appreciate it but it is already in my morning schedule.

Everything is written down for tomorrow and I go to bed in 5 minutes. Changing my pre-determined schedule would be more detrimental than getting that extra hour.

I know that probably doesn’t make much sense (and it seems martyr-ish) but my brain is like that.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should work on your Norwegian instead so that

you can translate those books for me.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

in case nobody's ever said it,

you guys are awesome. Thanks for the great stuff y’all post every. single. freaking. day.

by hr on Nov 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Thanks.

Not fishing for compliments. Just fishing for more hours in the day. Tonight I think I might catch an extra hour.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

azru, you're the best

… at everything.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, obviously

why else would i say it?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

a toast! A toast i say!

for our glorious overlords!

Huzzah!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

well said, Brit

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have expected to find something like this.

That is the LAST TIME I open up to any of you on VEB. Emotional sharks . . . every last one of you.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 6, 2011 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

it's okay big guy

pats you on the shoulder

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Nov 6, 2011 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, man.

Just found my first CompuServe disk from Novell from 1994. Has my CompuServe ID and password on it.

NOVWINCIM 1.2 for Windows

Rates and pricing:
300 / 1200 / 2400 baud US $4.80 / hour
9600/14400 baud US $9.60 / hour

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

that belongs in a museum

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just came from a sports bar where I had to yell at the manager (who is cute) to not turn off the Mizzou game.

They were trying to turn on “The Game of the Century” instead. However there was a big screen with the South Carolina game on right next to it. I was like change that one.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Future Mrs. David Freese ♥
St. Louis Cardinals 2011 World Series Champions

by ClemsonGirl on Nov 5, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Bama

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roll Tide

I mean I wanted to to watch GOTC too but Mizzou was on one tiny TV in a secluded corner…I felt it wasn’t much to ask.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Future Mrs. David Freese ♥
St. Louis Cardinals 2011 World Series Champions

by ClemsonGirl on Nov 5, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

no politics

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Surely

in this situation it would have been better to hit on said cute manager, thus getting the game on and possibly free drinks.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Nov 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't really yell at him.

I had to yell so he could hear me. And then I pouted and told him I was from Missouri and never got to watch them.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Future Mrs. David Freese ♥
St. Louis Cardinals 2011 World Series Champions

by ClemsonGirl on Nov 5, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pop Warner? No thank you.

I found this quote from him about hitting…

“Warner said Pham would benefit from generating momentum at the plate and not swinging from a standstill. He’s stopped dropping his back shoulder and trying to elevate everything, which has improved his discipline at the plate.”

The guy knows nothing about hitting, but this does explain some of the problems I see in Pham’s swing. It also explains why most of the AA guys seem to have a problem with lunging (his comment about momentum).

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Nov 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he helped him some with his approach

But it’s largely in spite of him rather than because of him.

Like I said, trying to generate momentum is a bad idea because it can lead to lunging and lunging is bad.

If swinging from a standstill is so bad, then why have both Pujols and Edmonds (and many others) been so good despite it?

I’m not interested in a manager who hasn’t spent even a token amount of time looking at video of good hitters.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Nov 5, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you know that this is a hitting coach's job yeah?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 5, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention that this isn't what Springfield hitters actually do.

But regardless, I like Warner a lot. I think he’s incredible with the players.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Nov 6, 2011 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

meh...different things work for different players.

At this point Pham should continue with whatever is working or he’ll have absolutely no future at all.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone need a copy of DOS 4?

5 1/4 floppies? Degaussing coil?

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

they make a pill for 5 1/4 floppies, or so I'm told.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 5, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

I have DOS 2.1 on 5 1/4 at work

along with an unopened package of 8" floppies. exciting stuff.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have DOS 1.1 around here somewhere,

but I’m not giving that up.

And everyone on the Internet has 8" floppy.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, they may say it's 8"..

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 5, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have some punch cards from a peripheral machine that I worked with back in the mid-70s

the company I worked for had a Singer mainframe…as in Singer sewing machines….

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Singer mainframe is a new one on me.

The early computer industry had some odd ducks, for sure.

Punch cards were a technology that I was, thankfully, spared.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 6, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

my cobol teacher in college

used punch cards for namecards in class. He always joked he’d have to retire when he ran out of punchcards since he couldn’t get them anymore.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 6, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

The machine I worked on was so marginalized.

The tech was from the mid-60’s, I think. The mainframe sat in the middle of the computer room, which was a/c’d to about 65 degrees. There were two banks of those big tape machines (maybe 20 total?), in an L shape, both about 10 feet from the nearest walls. The punch-card machine I worked on sat behind one of the banks, up against a wall. I could not see anyone else in the room. Punch-cards, which were used as inventory control, came in from all the stores (about 1500 nationwide), and I had to feed most of them into this damn machine, which jammed about every 5 minutes or so. I spent most of my summer (thank the GOBs I only did this one summer, for about 12 weeks) unjamming that stupid machine. The day I left, I looked behind the machne, and there were a handful of cards that had fallen back there. I grabbed them and left. They’re in a box somewhere in my basement (if my wife hasn’t thrown them out).

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

was jok

although i do have a lot of monitors around here that are probably desperately in need, except i will also probably never use them again

by tehzachatak on Nov 5, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you suuuuuure you don't want it?

It makes cool buzzy noises when it’s on and makes pretty psychedelic patterns on CRTs. It’s pretty nifty!

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 5, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll miss you!

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think that moving out of Loser Field and

playing a regular night time schedule in a brand new stadium would work wonders for the Cubs. At some point don’t you have to cut ties with your wretched past?

Apparently not….Theo is trying to secure funding for $300 million worth of renovations for Wrigley.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Needs at least that much spent on it.

Stinky ballpark.

"Sometimes we're not good enough, but our hearts are always good enough" -- Tony La Russa

by vico on Nov 5, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, that's the right move for them.

Wrigley is like their whole identity. Losing it would destroy them. It does need a TON of renovations though; that’s a really good opening move for Theo. The only way you can replace it is by building a stadium that blows all the others away.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

my theory is still that Wrigley is the actual curse

infrastructure, day games, money pit, etc.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing is an obvious problem, but the ballpark doesn't have to be. Red Sox didn't have to leave Fenway.

They don’t have to change venues any more than they have to change uniforms or team name.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think its more the day game thing.

Still after 103 seasons I’d be doing everything to distance the team from a losing tradition.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh ...

and the HORRENDOUS general managing of Jim Hendry. That money probably should’ve been able to buy a winner by now.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 5, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, this is the real issue, I think.

And they were only 5 outs away from the series in Hendry’s first year. Imagine what a competent FO will do for them.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 5, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've read that many of the players like the day games.

And their attendance records for day and night are comparable. So why change?
I think it’s smart. It’s something unique and part of the “experience.” 37% of their attendance comes from tourists.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. The ballpark itself is a huge crowd draw.

It’s part of the identity of the Cubs. And while their winning percentage sucks, they have a monster fanbase which gives them plenty of revenue.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 5, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cheaper than making a whole new ballpark FFS

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 5, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe new Busch was built for about $344 million...

obviously a new Cubs park would have to be over the top, so no less than $600 million I’d imagine. A moot point since this would never be considered anyway.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 6, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh come on, sbn

i rebooted for you

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 5, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

its only handegg

but decisions (play calls) by alabama’s oc lost them that game in OT

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Nov 5, 2011 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It was awful.

And the game was awful.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Future Mrs. David Freese ♥
St. Louis Cardinals 2011 World Series Champions

by ClemsonGirl on Nov 5, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

so. many. chicken mcnuggets.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

no, thirty piece for like 8 bucks

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

negative.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

the one in my pants?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

heard more than felt in central mo

thought the house was settling or something. this is the second one i’ve felt this year. they sound a bit like a really strong wind hitting the house.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 6, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

World Series Champions 2011. Unbelievable. Tony LaRussa, you will be missed.

by cj2k on Nov 6, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's it, I'm moving to Massachusetts.

There’s a town called Sandwich!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

um.

I lived in East Sandwich for three months. Lovely place to spend a summer.

by tomsteele on Nov 6, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

!!

What are the people called? Sandwichers?
Tell me all about the sandwiches!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

they are Cape Codders, of course

i do not remember any sandwiches, but i DO remember lots of miniature golf:

by tomsteele on Nov 6, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

you played sandwich miniature golf.

this will not cease to be amazing to me for at least 20 minutes. What would sandwich miniature golf be like? Don’t tell me.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i won't ruin it for you

but you can draw your own conclusions from my first two shots.

by tomsteele on Nov 6, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I too would be very motivated to golf well

if I were playing sandwich miniature golf.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

and they're totally Sandwichers.

Man, I want to be a Sandwicher.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yore choice

or

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

omg that first one looks delicious

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

neither?

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Scabananut sandwiches!

I loved those as a kid. But it has to be on pasty white bread!

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

...what?

to all of that post, really.
peanut butter and bananas on homemade bread. Best sandwich ever.
grilled cheese is number two.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Homemade bread, NYET!

Wonderbread, DA!

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

My other favorite sandwich as a kid

also on pasty white bread…mayonnaise and dill pickles.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

bot's not logged in

the other other account is spying on the Crawfish Boxes.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't get both on at the same time

have to log out and log back in with different account.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's too simple a solution.

I’ll have to find another way around it….

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

does your alter-ego account exist to troll me?

I create alter-ego accounts to troll myself. (not on VEB, though)

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO!

It exists merely to poke fun at sandwich lovers.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't noticed too many sandwich enthusiasts.

There needs to be more.
Also, ice cream sandwiches! Sandwich #3.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've got it!

I can use two browsers!

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Cosby?

Is that you and your Monster Chicken heart?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 6, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna stick my foot out

but don’t bite it. just give it a little snakey lick.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

What time is it?

“It’s 10 o’clock”

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 6, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

y'know, if they really scouted in advance

what if they used google earth

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

what sort of interface

one phone per eyeball?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

text to speech then

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, you gotta have whole wheat bread or something to cut the sweetness

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

No! I am a sugarholic!

Sugar, sugar, sweet sweet sugar!

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

clearly VEB needs to stay up to confirm this

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Incidentally how do you change that?

I changed time zones a while back but haven’t bothered to fix them on here cuz I don’t know how.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

shit that's losing an hour, isn't it?

i suppose i will not be staying up late programming after all

by prophetjohn on Nov 6, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Absatively.

More sleep!

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know the little saying

but it always confuses me more than it helps me

i was thinking that, like, i was staying in place and time was “falling back” or shifting one hour back, but i guess time is staying in place and i am shifting backwards?

by prophetjohn on Nov 6, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

err, well, we're all shifting backwards

how narcissistic of me

except iheartboog of course. she’s too cool for DST

by prophetjohn on Nov 6, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

we roll standard style 24/7

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, where time goes you go.

Time falls back one hour — you go back one hour. So when time goes from 1 AM back to Midnight, you go there too. Thus, you get an extra hour.

In the spring, time will jump an hour forward, and you will go with it. You will be at midnight one second, and 1 AM the next.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw hell yeah!

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Abita Amber

Kind of a watery Marzen. ’S ok.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 6, 2011 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Abita Turbodog is one of my go-to beers

"You've got to have an attitude if your going to go far in this game." -- Bob Gibson

by cyclone on Nov 6, 2011 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

my faves are purple haze and turbo dog

I don’t get to try turbodog too often. none of my go-to places carry it, so the only time I can get it is at binny’s or other large liquor stores, where I usually go for stuff i haven’t tried yet because of the big selection

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 6, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Got to check out the Abita "brewery" in the early 90's

It was basically the guy’s garage outside NOLA. Had to buy Turbodog’s in a local NOLA store and haul them all the way back to Montgomery. They’ve sure come a long way.

"You've got to have an attitude if your going to go far in this game." -- Bob Gibson

by cyclone on Nov 6, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i did a shift + a

what did i miss

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:28 AM EDT reply actions  

fang proposed to you

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

surely you mean gibby45

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is kinky, right?

kinky

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Forsch was super cool

and a bunch of old folks came out to say goodbye.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 6, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jell-o spreading and couch alighting

a bunch of cool stuff about Forschie. Scabananut sandwiches, and The Continental going forward in time to score with chicks, thus becoming one of clank’s heroes, knocking CoCo Crisp off the list. You know, the usual.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm is now trolling me

Azru is the best at everything
Fister does surprising things
Everyone liked Forsch
Why would anyone trade a 2.5 WAR shortstop?
Albert is a free agent.
Also, sandwiches!!!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, clank has very nice handwriting for a lefty

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Nov 6, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

clank also found out to be devil

VEB is in the process of scheduling a purging.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, stop conflating lycanthropy with satanism

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know what you did to that poor sandwich

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

you had me until

azru is the best at everything

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't look at me.
azru, you’re the best
… at everything.

-VEP

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, what aren't you telling us IHB?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a troll!

I am a free account!

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh you shortened it!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

i want to change my name so bad

but i don’t want to lose my sbn history

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

this is just a troll account
to hassle clank.
Not really.
Yes, really.
But not.
Yes.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh, that is awesome!

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of excited for tomorrow, you guys

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

sale on boat shoes?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was one I liked for $12. But you only really need one...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

But since you brought it up, went shopping at the Legends outlets today. Bought a nice purple argyle sweater, a Banana Republic peacoat for $50 (70% off!), some slippers, and a scarf!

Lookin’ fly yo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

my god how do you live with yourself?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very fashionably, that's how!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rui are you sure you wouldn't like a nice negro-plasty instead?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

i imagine you wearing all of these things at the same time

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I mean, the slippers are the only part that wouldn't go with an ensemble

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't see anything wrong with your clothes

but how can you use words like “ensemble” seriously and still look in the mirror?

by prophetjohn on Nov 6, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That word was actually used ironically

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

hipster

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not bad.

I’m not a scarf guy though myself. On the other hand, I’ve only lived in SoCal and Houston so there’s really never been any need.

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because daylight savings time ends?

You’re kind of easy to please.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Runs in the family

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm watching game 7

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

allen craig is a beast

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm watching Game 7

of 2006 NLCS. In 4th inning.

BTW, the only 2011 game being released on blu-ray is Game 5 of the NLDS and it will be bonus footage on WS highlight film. Will be interested to see what quality it is.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wish i had that one

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do you have all of the old games?

Did you buy the box sets?

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I recorded them

I’ve recorded every Cardinals game since Opening Day 2006 (sans some lost games due to PC crashes and being blacked out).

I have almost 1,000 Cardinals games on DVD.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

You have some great games, then. How often do you watch that final inning of the 2006 NLCS?

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is maybe the 2nd time I've ever busted out this DVD

One I used to watch all the time was Pujols’ Easter Day assault.

I actually started recording games in 2005 only recording like 3 or 4 regular season games on my PC. I then recorded the 2005 postseason, only to have my HDD crash. I actually still have the 2005 NLCS for the most part from that and watch Game 5 the most of any of my games.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you watch the whole game or just the 9th inning?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Game 5?

The whole thing. It’s such an epic game. TLR goes hero mode on Carp and Berkman hit’s a linedrive HR into the Crawford Boxes, which at the time was infuriating.

Carp was dealing until that point. For some reason, I think Berkman had actually done that to Carp earlier in the season in the same scenario.

I watch the Reggie Sanders game from 05 from time to time too.

I’m mad at myself for 2006 because I had the capability to record the 2006 Postseason in HD and didn’t even think to do it. Now I can’t find HD copies anywhere, just widescreen SD versions.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll take your word for it

cuz all i remember from that game was albert’s homer. and thom brenneman. i miss thom brenneman. i prefer him and whoever else fox trotted out there to the TBS special squad in the NLCS.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

did brenly do the NLCS this year?

him i don’t mind. dick stockton and brian anderson and ron darling get on my nerves.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Game 6 is better

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've already watched it twice

what i really want to watch is game 5 nlds

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my favorite of the postseason

Halladay was insanely good that game.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't seen it since the original time i saw it.

but i was so anxious and fucked up i don’t know if can watch it again. i literally nursed one beer the entire game. i couldn’t even get up at the commercials.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I smoked a doob before the game, so I wasn't too nervous

But the tension was still amazing. I think Halladay just realized after the first couple of batters that he was just way better than anyone else on the field and wasn’t going to give up anything. That curveball he had – 85 and an absolute hammer. But Carp’s stuff was nearly as good.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

we got super lucky. that's all i can say.

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp had what, 3 strikeouts?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was the fact that Carp only struck out 3 people just kinda randomness?

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

pitch to contact

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp always "pitches to contact" and routinely strikes out 6+

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

was jok

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're a joke

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

so's your face

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean you thought he should have strucken out more?

yeah probably some of it was randomness.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

strucken?

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 6, 2011 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

German FTW

spracken ze deutsch?

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by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I are english major

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 6, 2011 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i remember watching it live i felt like carp was dominating

but when i watched it again they hit soft grounders early in counts on a ton of fastballs pretty much down the middle. i mean he still threw a great game but yeah the phillies just couldn’t hit for shit

by Wombat x on Nov 6, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watched that before this

it’s weird watching the game and then remembering what things looked like when seeing it live. Still believe that ball Pujols hit was a HR that actually circled the Earth. In the stadium it appeared to be hit to Wyoming.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish FOX had shown the HUGE OVATION

Freese got going out to play defense in the 10th. Nearly shook the stadium for a 4th time.

by Hardcore Legend on Nov 6, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite is all the "yadi" chanting

`

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so jealous you were there

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was really the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Were you more thankful to be at Game 6 or Game 7?

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's really tough.

my instinct is game 6. but that’s because we won. i mean, if you look at it in a vacuum, game 6 was one of the best games in WS history. but if the cardinals don’t win game 7, then game 6 probably falls by the wayside. since i was 10 years old i have dreamed of watching the cardinals win the WS at home. so, if you look at game 6 and 7 as completely independent things, i pick game 7.

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Command + Shift + 3 will take a screenshot of your entire screen

Command + Shift + 4 will let you make a selection

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

but now I don’t know how to import into VEB, so a link is easier.

Gibson for Manager!

by isgigra on Nov 6, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, now you gotta upload to imgur or something

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Testing.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 6, 2011 1:54 AM EDT reply actions  

wait a minute

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Well, THAT didn’t work.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 6, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I'll have to open something else besides Chrome...

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 6, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate when people take up your twitter feed with like 14 tweets in a row

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Totes

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

if i had a dollar for everytime someone mentioned that yadi could hit "0" and still play every day because his defense is so good

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:58 AM EDT reply actions  

You'd have like $7?

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by mysterui on Nov 6, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i bet i would have at least $16

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a Tony line.

so everyone’s repeated it.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's what i mean

i think i hear it like two dozen times during the season at least

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

.....you could buy out Boog's contract?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard that one lately

not even from Tony. Yadi just had a career year. Highest OPS, wOBA, and wRC+ of his career. I don’t know how much we can expect from him next year, but long term, I like our chances with him on the team over any other catcher.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

5-2 STL

this is where i knew we would win

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

What are you watching?

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- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

game 7 on my dvr

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 6, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

bought Game 6 on iTunes

every time i watch it, it just makes me want to watch Game 7. even though it was an afterthought.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

happy saturday night VEB

have a rum and 7up for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGoqle4m34

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

disregard that link.

bleh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPJM4czWkNw

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

or, if you'd rather,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FV2ILnnTa0&ob=av2e

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

so my buddy has played madden '12 non-stop for the last week

i just played it for the first time tonight. my packers just beat his broncos 24-14. and i’m a few drinks in. i feel strangely good about this.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

no one is listening to you.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 6, 2011 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

and for that i apologise.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 6, 2011 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i will now head to bed.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 6, 2011 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

still up

:P

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 6, 2011 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

o/

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 6, 2011 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

\o

probably a werewolf.

by clankbot on Nov 6, 2011 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

fruition

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 6, 2011 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Was Tony's reaction to the final out

of World Series ever made into a .gif? If so, could someone plz link it…Thanks.

by DisplacedCardsFan on Nov 6, 2011 5:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Do EEEEEEEEEEEET

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 6, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

make it so

number one

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 6, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Engage

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 6, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

If we reverse the polarity of the dilithium crystals we might be able to

disengage the borg tractor beam… If only we had a stuffed rabbit with which to distract them!

“but Mr. LaForge isn’t that likely to cause a massive power surge and destroy the Enterprise and where are we going to find a stuffed rabbit at this hour?”

“Damnit Jean! I’m an blind engineer with a magic vision thing! Not a Taxidermist”

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 6, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Very funny

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 6, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

If we reverse the polarity of the dilithium crystals we might be able to

disengage the borg tractor beam… If only we had a stuffed rabbit with which to distract them!

“but Mr. LaForge isn’t that likely to cause a massive power surge and destroy the Enterprise and where are we going to find a stuffed rabbit at this hour?”

“Damnit Jean! I’m an blind engineer with a magic vision thing! Not a Taxidermist”

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 6, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Very funny

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 6, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

"Just replicate one!"

“A stuffed rabbit. Earl grey. Hot.”

by Cardinals645 on Nov 6, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Photon, not proton.

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." - SJP

by zero sum gain on Nov 6, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for posting this Tom

My memories and associations with those years are similar, and it was nice to have a last recap of Forsch. Nice work.

by siddfynch on Nov 6, 2011 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

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