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Morning Thread: Matt Kemp and cetera

There aren't a lot of comps for a player like Matt Kemp—at least, unless you're willing to look at previous Los Angeles Dodgers who had outstanding contract years after coming up relatively early and failing to improve on their debuts. It's strange—Kemp has been better than Beltre was prior to his particular 10 WAR season, but his career year came on both sides of the ball. Beltre's story's been told enough times on the sabermetric internet by now—an erstwhile bust made good by his still-stellar defense and a contract that rapidly became a relative bargain. 

But Kemp doesn't have any true, obvious talent to fall back on—his solid-to-excellent offense got more excellent, and his middling-to-average defense got above-average. And with three extra years the Dodgers have lashed themselves to New Beltre until he's 34, by which time most center fielders not known for their defense are no longer center fielders. 

I'm skeptical that $160 million was the only way they were going to lock him down, but I understand the Dodgers' position here—it's something like the one the Cardinals face with Albert Pujols. Signing him after what he did—which was a remarkable season, peak-Jim-Edmonds on offensive—proves the Dodgers are still serious despite an off-field carnival that's been anything but. They won't get a superstar over the life of the contract, which makes this a bad long-term move, but what they've done is sign a superstar.

I'm still on deadline elsewhere—VEB'll be back to its excessively verbose self soon. 

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Not the same, post-cocaine.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/politics

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see how anyone, regardless of political position, could deny it was a funny moment when he couldn't remember what to say.

Heck, Perry made fun of it himself in the next debate.

That said, it’s probably best not to discuss it further.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Gaylord

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, gaylord perry.

never mind.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't Kemp arbitration eligible?

If I were LA, I’d have used the impending sale as cover to put off extending Kemp until he showed his 2011 was repeatable.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 15, 2011 9:19 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

He wouldn't need to repeat it...

if he went back to being his 2008-09, 4-5 war self he would’ve gotten Crawford/Werth money at least. And I think he’s an excellent bet to do that in 2012

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Kemp would've made about $17M this year...

so really it’s a 7/143 extension… That’s slightly more, but with salary inflation going strong, it’s in line with those other guys.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

His average over the past three years is 4.5 fwar and 6 bwar...

and he’s going to be 27 next year. “Much greater” seems hyperbolic.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a fact of all players

Kemp is much more likely to be injured, or put up a 2 WAR year than he is to put up a 7 or 9 WAR year. That’s why you never want to give a long term deal unless it’s necessary. In this case it wasn’t necessary.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

This long-term deal was as necessary as it gets...

given the Dodgers market and revenue, its attendance, and the atmosphere surrounding the club.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Why couldn't they have done it after next year?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

They could've...

but there would’ve been extreme competition from the Yankees, Cubs, Mets, Phillies, Red Sox… all the big boys. How could that not drive his price above $20M AAV?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Because

the Dodgers would then be bidding against teams like the Yankees and Kemp’s feelings may have soured towards the Dodgers that they didn’t attempt to sign him prior to the 2012 season.

On top of this there are other things at play here. The Dodgers are up for sale. The current owner obviously feels that having Matt Kemp signed long-term 8/160M will add value to his sale.

8 years is steep and I don’t think any serious Dodgers fan expects him to play CF through age 34. This deal is valueing his current true talent level at right around 5-1/2 WAR. This contract puts his true talent level in the last year of his contract at about 2-1/2 WAR. There is obviously a lot of risk involved, but if you think Kemp is a 5-1/2 WAR player this deal is right on target.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sure?

i think it is a total of 14 WAR over the last 3 years
160M for that kind of output is 4.2M/WAR, when the going rate for in-force contracts of upper echelon players is only about 3.2M/WAR
hope they sell a lot of jerseys

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

wait

i thought the going rate was ~4.5M/WAR

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

he's making a distinction between the rates for all players and those for "upper echelon players"

Obviously 7 WAR players don’t get $31.5MM AAV contracts. WAR/$ is not linear in practice.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 15, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

is tango always that passive aggressive?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes

especially on the non sports posts. But Tango is actually pretty cool, mgl on the otherhand…….. well …… I’m sure he has had his food spit on at more than one restaraunt.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yea he has always struck me as a jerk

just surprised how P-A tango seemed with this post

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

what do you expect from a guy that spells his first name with only one L?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ah i see

missed the “upper echelon” part

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

All the evidence ever has shown the $WAR is in fact linear in practice

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just, in practice, basically there is an upper limit to how many

wins over replacement a player can be.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

actually not today

a lot depends on how you calculate the rate for longer
contracts
if you just amortize the contracts linearly, the actual $/WAR is not regular in any fashion

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Nov 15, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

Kemp is basically giving up nothing to get a true FA valuation.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 15, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

it's only a year out...

Braun and Tulo got extensions five years out with minimal or no discount (depending on inflation projections).

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Well. . .

he’s giving up upside risk (in case he puts up a 8-10 WAR year in 2012, he will be worth more than 8/$20) and in return getting an extra $5-7M in 2012 and insurance against suffering a CEI or CLI.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

$17M? On what basis?

He made $7.10M last year after incentives as part of his two year deal that was signed in ‘09. There’s absolutely no way he gets a $10M increase in arbitration. It’s simply not possible. At most he would have made $12M next year, and more likely he would have gotten around $9.5M-$10M.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he gets 15 million

He had a Pujolsian year.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

That would be an unprecedented raise in arbitration

Especially for Arb III. Howard was a special case and his initial increase is the only one that comes close to that.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

eh maybe not $17 million...

but definitely more than $10 million. Ryan howard went from $900K to $10M in year one of arbitration.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

That was a special case, with special circumstances.

Also, Philly’s counter offer in that case was in really poor taste. Had they countered with something around $6M or so they probably would have won. But since they kept him in the minors for 2 extra years and then low-balled him, he got a huge increase.

Kemp signed a contract in ‘09 of which the terms were agreed to by both parties. He couldn’t negotiate with other clubs, but that has no effect on arbitration increases.

I have a hard time believing he would get more than $12M for next season.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

$17MM is about right.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/11/projected-arbitration-salaries.html

According to the model (which you can link to through the above link), Kemp was expected to get $16.3MM in arbitration this year.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's see if Napoli goes to arb and gets his amount

Then I’ll buy that Kemp was going to get $17M.

Otherwise, I’m still not buying it.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

he definitely would have earned more than $9.5 million,

but clearly it’s not going to happen since he has a new contract anyway.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

$16.3M

is what he was expected to get in his last year of arbitration.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ha!

suck it fourstick (kidding).

Seriously though that was a good guess if I dare say so…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW -- I think that's a patently ridiculous number

Especially considering everyone else on that list.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

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by Ray Guilfoyle on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

it's eight in the morning, you think VEB won't be verbose

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 9:24 AM EST reply actions  

i need some extra-strength unicorn

I’m not sure why this tweet creeps me out, but it does. i mean, what would strauss find “fascinating”?
http://twitter.com/JoeStrauss/status/136265645326209026

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 9:28 AM EST reply actions  

He likes the cut of Matheny's jib.

He finds the warm feelings brewing in his heart for the first time, fascinating. He had forgotten, long ago, that he had a heart at all. He thinks he might like this new manager.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

oh there better not be any whispering

/old meme

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Grinch?

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be me.

Who was the second?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 15, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

wow, you're old.

pitching like that in 1917, and posting on veb in 2011. :-)

Mercilessly persecuted for my opinion of Gus Johnson since Fall, 2011.

by threadkiller on Nov 15, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

EvilFrog is really Arthur Rhodes?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

bill doak.

Mercilessly persecuted for my opinion of Gus Johnson since Fall, 2011.

by threadkiller on Nov 15, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

please allow me to interduce myself

I’m a man, of wealth and taste.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Pleased to meet you.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hope you guess my name

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But what’s puzzling you is the nature of his game.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

But unlike Elrond

i was not there when the strength of men failed

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

this wasnt really in the song, right?

cause if it was, my whole life just changed…a lot

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

cool. i thought it would be nice to share.

of course, it would have been nicer if i’d thought of it in january.

In love with the new Gaknar avatar.

by threadkiller on Nov 15, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I would always be leary..

of signing guys to long term deals after big contract seasons. It makes me think they didn’t try in other years. Anybody got any data on this?

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Nov 15, 2011 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

My bad

Do people still say that?

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Nov 15, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

it used to be a more sophisticated conjunction

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Conjunction junction, what's your function?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses

But they’re shipping those jobs overseas now.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Leary's dead

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

no no no no he's outside

looking in

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Coaching notes
At least some members of Tony La Russa’s staff are not expected to return, although pitching coach Dave Duncan is planning to return, and both Mozeliak and Matheny want third-base coach Jose Oquendo back.

The club has decided to promote Class AAA Memphis manager Chris Maloney (one of six to interview for La Russa’s job) to the major-league staff and is expected to elevate Springfield Cardinals manager Pop Warner to the Memphis vacancy.

by OCCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

Is Moz going to fill out

Matheny’s entire staff for him?

by jjray on Nov 15, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Who's saying Matheny didn't want any of those guys?

Matheny was a roving instructor for the team, so he knows Maloney.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Nov 15, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Maloney's hung out around the big club a time or two

there’s been sightings of him in the dugout during those VEB “who is that guy?” moments

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

"he must work out!"

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Who's say Matheny wanted any of those guys?

We’ll never know. But Moz put Maloney on Matheny’s staff.

by jjray on Nov 15, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Duncan and Oquendo would be wanted anywhere

"oh! well that’s what I get for not reading anything" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Nov 15, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Part of the justification for choosing Matheny was for organizational stability / continuity

so it shouldn’t be surprising that his coaches are mostly company men.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 15, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently

He’s the godfather now

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So who does Maloney replace? And who is on their way out?

Mike Matheny Manager Mark McGwire Batting Coach
Dave Duncan Pitching Coach
Dave McKay First Base Coach
Jose Oquendo Third Base Coach Joe Pettini Bench Coach
Derek Lilliquist Bullpen Coach
Jeff Murphy Bullpen Catcher

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Nov 15, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll never bold again... ew...

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Nov 15, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

me too.

I think McKay will be gone as well. They’re the only two, besides Dunc, that could be considered TLR’s guys, and not organization guys.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

McGwire could be considered a TLR guy.

He has been with Tony far longer than he has been with the Cardinals.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

McKay, Pettini Out

Big Mac, Duncan, Oquendo, and Lilliquist stay. Who knows about Murphy, Matheny might bring in his own bullpen catcher.

I’m guessing that they bring in an experienced bench coach to help with day to day routines, lineups, and clubhouse monitoring — or they might just upgrade Oquendo to that job and give the third base coaching gig to a new guy.

I think that Oquendo gets brought back due to his role in the clubhouse and the fact that he is fluent in Spanish, one of La Russa’s lesser known abilities.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I kept having to remember that Tony spoke Spanish

Don’t think I ever heard him speak it, and it was only brought up every once in a while in articles and such.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Oquendo wants out

Sometimes people who get jumped over seek other opportunities. If not manager now at StL, then when and where does he get his shot?

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

he may want out

But it’s normally easier to find a job when you already have one.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 15, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Matheny to Lilliquist: Want to come back?

Lilliquist says all he heard was get Lynn ready.

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Word on the street. . .

is that Lilliquist is disfavored. Maloney probably replaces him.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

is maloney a pitching guy?

figured they would want a pitcher or catcher as the bullpen coach

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

shrug

I report. You decide.

I was surprised by this tidbit, too, especially because Lilliquist was the acting PC when DD was off caring for his wife.

Maybe the “Can you hear me now?” guy from the commercials would be the best choice.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd heard something about this

I was out of town and missed this, but in the late Sept series against the Mets, apparently Tony criticized Lilliquist in the paper for something or other.

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Disfavored or not

he’s a reasonable candidate to take the fall for the Lynn/Motte screwup. Surely he should have known that Lynn couldn’t go.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does there need to be a fall guy?

The Cards won the World Championship, and the guy roundly ridiculed in the media for screwing it up is making the late night talk show circuit, counting his money, and making reservations for Cooperstown, New York in June of 2016.

It would hardly be magnanimous to forgive Lilliquist for his role in phone gate.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

also, the Rangers are in fact renovating things so the bullpens are easier to see from the dugout. (last i heard)

so it’s not like there wasn’t a pre-existing issue.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Matheny might be his own bullpen catcher

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Would bench coach

be a promotion for Oquendo? I don’t really know how the structure works in regard to 1st base coach/ 3rd base coach/ bench coach. I know they all have their duties outside of gametime, and I’m sure those relate to their place in the order of things, but I’ve never been clear on coaching staff structure.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Seems more like an even keel staff of equals...

Anyone know where you can see how much the coaching staff makes? All I can find is the General Manager…

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by pattimagee on Nov 15, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

you can pay those guys anything you want, really. I would guess that a bench coach in this instance would be a promotion simply because he would be actively involved in managing in-game in ways he currently isn’t due to being on the field. I also think that he’d be more involved in running the clubhouse, something a prospective manager should want some experience doing.

I think that’s the best move for Oquendo unless he’s offered a managerial position with another team.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe MM will prove to have a

volcanic temper and get himself tossed from a lot of games. Built-in managerial opportunities for Oquendo!

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 15, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

Bench coaches usually take over running the team if the manager gets thrown out of a game, or is sick, or just missing for some other reason.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

...eye problems?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pringles

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

once it pops....

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oquendo was TLR's bench coach in 1999

Then in 2000 moved to third base coach. Not sure what this means moving forward.

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by Green Man! on Nov 15, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Long-time lurker, almost never poster

Quick question – assuming you are the third base coach and you are waving a runner in. Do you ‘windmill’ clock-wise or counter clock-wise? I’ve seen both and for some reason this kept me up for a good hour last night.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

I'm bi.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I’m bi.

-Fritz

Now it’s official.

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Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Counter clockwise

Towards the plate.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

The Braves don't windmill

They just use a limber-dick foam rubber tommahawk and chop it toward home plate

by ridgesee on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Clockwise is still "towards the plate," though.

Just depends if you measure at the top or bottom of the motion. Existential dilemma: triggered.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Mind

Blown

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

they should just remember that clockwise is negative and anti-clockwise is positive.

go forward? anti-clockwise. go back? clockwise.
Don’t go back though, it’s weird.
Sorry, Jack.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 15, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on which way you're facing.

And who’s perspective we’re talking about. From the runners perspective, that’s counter clockwise. From the coaches perspective, that’s clockwise.

i’d just rather say “towards the plate”, since the plate is in the same direction no matter which way you’re facing.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Nov 15, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the point is that either direction can be considered "towards the plate" regardless of position..

think of a transparent clock with no numbers, only markings. clearly, the direction of home is where the “3” would be to the coach but where the “9” would be to the runner. Either way the coach motions, his arm (the clocks hand) would point towards home when he crosses the 3 (or 9).

by all4tookie on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not just point toward the plate with the home plate-side (or "pitching", if you're right-handed) hand (HPSH)

then bend your arm at the elbow, and then straighten it back again, pointing toward home, and keep this back-and-forth action going until the runner gets thrown out at home? To take the strain off the shoulder a bit, the coach should spread his legs to take the stress off the rotator cuff, thereby avoiding season-ending surgery.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Just use an air horn.

Then the runner doesn’t even need to look.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I would do this.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd kill somebody.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

oh I like this

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why I hate when people ask me if they're supposed to turn a handle "right" or "left"

As for third base coaching, perhaps we should introduce the right-hand-rule into this. It all has to do with angular velocity and such anyway.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

think of it like a wheel

and what way you make your circle is which direction the wheel rolls. that would mean counter-clockwise from the runner’s perspective/clockwise from the 3B coach’s perspective.

by BVHeck on Nov 15, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This qualifies for LOY nominee.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

its been a long time since one of those

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrap it up already...

you drag things out worse than the bbwaa… decisionmaking is probably as convatuted too… had it with this.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Search function has the process on hold.

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Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

convatuted?

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I stood up and waved in a runner from second

I figured Albert was probably going to go regardless of what I did. Anyway, counter-clockwise.

by mojowo11 on Nov 15, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a standard?

Do they teach one way or the other. I think I would be counter. What about the weirdos who ‘windmill’ with their right arm? Being a southpaw windmiller is pretty standard, right?

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 11:11 AM EST reply actions  

Strauss brain fart
JoeStrauss Joe Strauss
OK, now that Matheny in place we can concentrate on Davis Payne taking Blues to next level, right? #OneThingAtATime

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by cardsfan59 on Nov 15, 2011 11:51 AM EST reply actions  

well...

He seems to admit to not paying attention to the blues.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 15, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha, take that Davis Payne!

You just been Straussed, mofo! Oh wait, you’re back in Ontario and you don’t care about the Blues all that much anymore, and you weren’t on Twitter, and you don’t even know who Joe Strauss is.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

strauss really is the biggest asshat there is.

it’s a shame saint louis has to deal with someone that constantly trolls them and pretends that one of the franchises in the city is a huge joke.

i fail at teh subjunctive

by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 15, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

so is that an honest mistake or is that supposed to be sarcastic?

if it’s the latter, the Blues’ media dept should call him out

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, hell.
Teams such as the Rockies, Dodgers, Twins, Royals, Cardinals, Yankees, and Astros may lose out on potential supplemental draft picks in 2012, if a new report from Joel Sherman of the New York Post holds true. After talking to two executives briefed on the collective bargaining negotations, Sherman says there is a “strong possibility that Type-B compensation will be eliminated this offseason.”

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

how could they change things mid-stream?

you’d think they’d wait so teams could plan.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't get it either. There were rumblings about something like this happening a couple of months ago, though.

I wonder if they’re giving this to the players in exchange for a concession elsewhere.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree this seems ridiculous

Free agency has already started. Teams likely valued draft pick compensation in making in season trades. The changes should start with 2012 free agency. But I suppose if the owners agree, they can’t complain.

by OCCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's some bullshit of they play it this way

I want my draft picks!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

right

but did they know for sure it was going to take place and adjust accordingly?

if they did, then i don’t like the rasmus deal again

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the Rasmus deal had a contingent

in the PTBNL factor, depending on what draft picks we were awarded.

by avs18fan on Nov 15, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

World Series Champions.

I wouldn’t have minded trading Pujols if we won the World Series. Who knows when it will ever happen again.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

On MLB radio

just a while ago, they were talking about how earlier this season when the Mets were considering trading Reyes, Alderson got confirmation from Bud that the rules wouldn’t change this year for Jose Reyes-type free agents. There was some confusion on whether that meant all Type-A’s or just high Type-A’s.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like a change shouldn't be instituted for another year or two

since teams made some pretty key personnel decisions based upon the current rules.

"Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue sauce guy." Rick Majerus

by Fendi Hotdogbun on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see what this accomplishes.

Type-B doesn’t affect players’ value, only Type-A. This would only benefit large-market teams.

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by monkeysareblue on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome to baseball

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Nov 15, 2011 12:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Didn't know that you were a mathematician - as well as a wordsmith.

Classic . . .

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HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 16, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I signed up back in Jan '06

My profile for some reason has ’08. Anywho, I probably read VEB 4-5 times a day. I feel like I know everyone here in a not-stalking type of way.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

Not that anyone cares, but a little about me...

- I support advanced stats
- I coach hs boys soccer ( note: I do not shower with them or touch their legs)
- Not a fan of chocolate

That about covers it

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you feel about the Beatles?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

oh shit

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

yo, bitch

we’re pushing mad volume

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i got some last words

fuck all o’ y’all

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i think "y'all" would probably be one of the funniest things

you could say with an english accent.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

its just like ‘Yourl’

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yourl?

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I would agree from experience

my Uncle (from Bristol, UK) tried to do a Texas/cowboy accent and absolutely butchered the y’all part. It ended up rhyming w/ “Hal”.

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Nov 15, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Get this man a Franklin!

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

what kind

of formation does your team play? and why?

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

football tactics discussion?

VEB just got even more interesting…

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

we employ two formations

4-4-2 with a diamond defense and a 4-2-3-1. We play the top class 2 teams in the state and there attacking styles are so different, so we try to matchup and utilize our strenghts and attack there weaknesses. It’s very difficult to use one formation in hs anymore.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I coach GU8, 6 v 6 no goalies

we play a 2-2-2. Always thought soccer formations were fascinating.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It all depends on the the personnel

and who we are playing. Ive always been under the idea that players make the formation, not the other way around

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Is soccer like basketball?

Play 1 black guy at home, two on the road, and five when you want to win the game? Not that I don’t like playing big, slow white guys like myself.

Gotta be harder than track coach … “just stay to the left and get back as quick as you can.”

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Nov 15, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just sayin

I’m a big, slow white guy.

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Nov 15, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

And

being a track coach must be the easiest job of all time: “OK guys, stay to the left and get back as quick as you can.”

IHeartIHeartBoog
gibby45 is one of the less creepy people on this blog. - IHeartBoog

by Gibby45 on Nov 15, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably play a 4-2-3-1 better than the USMNT mirite

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you rank your favorite fruits in the tiers below?

God Tier
Good Tier
Average Tier
Replacement Tier
Tieriot

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mango = God Tier

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Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ManGOD Tier?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What is wrong with you

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of things, potentially.

What would you say is wrong with me?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You're an econ major

No Econ major’s ever done anything cool

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Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a feature, not a bug.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of stalking...

anyone experience people asking if they can “stalk” you when you’re returning to your car at a busy parking garage, so they can get your spot? This has happened to me twice the past couple weeks, but didn’t know if this has become a popular expression. Guess I should check with urban dictionary.

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by peppermartin on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought stalking implied an activity without consent.

For instance, a hunter stalking prey.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Nov 15, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MY MOTHER

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasnt gonna make a rui mom's comment this early in my probation

However, I was hoping that my LOY award would allow me to bypass being a probie for the next 6 months.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but the award has not been given yet.

hr spoke to that of which he knows not.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, WTF?

How and when is this thing decided? I already cleaned out a spot in my parents basement next to my other trophies.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Little League Participation?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

That’s how I got all my trophies! Except first place in the Pinewood Derby1

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

In t-ball, I was the pitcher who went through the pitching motions acting like I was throwing a pitch,

essentially telling the batter it was time to swing away. I think its fair to say that I earned my trophies.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

More than fair.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope you didn't throw any fake-curveballs

Breaking balls are hard on the elbow at that age.

by mojowo11 on Nov 15, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lurking implies that one actually reads and follows the community

all of your loy candidates just have low uids but know none of the memes, etc. of veb. Im sorry but this guy wins until furtur notice.

by hr on Nov 15, 2011 8:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

AJDGAF

Actually I do – I’ve been honing my lurk for 5+ years

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't listen to RiverRat

He thinks he owns the place because he has 20 million comments and he’s the only one who’s posted boobs without anyone getting mad at him.

by hr on Nov 15, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

you sound bitter

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

when I posted boobs, people started flaming me

I mean, what the hell? They’re boobs. If you can’t stand boobs, how can you stand the sexual jokes plastered all over this website? Jeebus, sheeple!

by hr on Nov 15, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

because they might be somebody's boobs

somebody’s mom’s boobs, even.

also, IIRC you didn’t put a NSFW anything on it. I’m sure we can stand it, but some of us like to stay employed and stuff.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

So's your face

AW SNIZZAP

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

is "snizzap" the sound of being stabbed?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's the sound of the blade snapping off in the breastbone.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe not YOUR work.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a SAHM.

Boobs are definitely SFW here.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Nov 15, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

So you're saying posting boobs is fine.

I’m saving a link to these comments in case I get in trouble later.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, no.

I think the people who have jobs that require a certain level of appropriateness should be respected.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Nov 15, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Already bookmarked.

#notreally

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean boobmarked?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 15, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Screw those people!

They are already doomed.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There are lots of people who do exactly that,

and that’s why I dropped a bookmark. I will compile my list at the end of the year, and do what I want with it. You can do the same, if you care to.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I strongly dislike bud selig

That is all

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 12:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

but i'm southeastern

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Memphis isn't what I would call southeast.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

mid-south then

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

And cuz I'm old.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So Ellis gets $9 million...

I don’t see Furcal as being better…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

I was disappointed the Cards had no interest in Ellis.

Committed to Descalso at 2B. Apparently they just don’t think DD can hack short, which is strange from a team that started last season running Theriot out there.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Man was nominated for a Gold Glove at 3B though!

We now have an “almost Gold Glover” at second next season!

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by mtzxc on Nov 15, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And he's got a WS ring!!

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by pattimagee on Nov 15, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't want him at short either.

Just saying it’s a different approach from last offseason. I’ll chalk it up to TLR.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

you're correct

but he’s one helluva pitching coach.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He might be.

Some of the defensive metrics hated DD’s defense this year, but the eye test disagrees enough with those that I’m withholding judgment for another year. I don’t think he’s any better as a hitter than Ellis, but if he’s okay defensively then the cost savings are probably worth it.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, maybe zombie Hornsby.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah...

what if we sign him to a 9 year contract and he absolutely sucks for 5 or 6 years. That would ruin the team for so long, we’d have to become Miami Marlins fans.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming Hornsby got injured in his age 34 season and that's what caused it

but man, his inability to stay on th field his last five season must have sucked.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, really. It's probably close. Given the money (and handedness), I'd rather have DD.

http://www.fangraphs.com/comparison.aspx?playerid=1443&playerid2=88&playerid3=8392&position=2B&page=8&type=full

Bill James projects a .299 wOBA for Ellis next year, and a .300 wOBA for Descalso. Ellis is likely a better defender at 2B – Descalso is probably just average there.

I’d just rather save money for real stars (like Pujols, e.g.) than piecemeal it out to declining mid-tier veterans like Ellis, especially when it’s not obvious that he’s a better option than an internal one like DD (or Tyler Greene, my preferred option at 2B).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

A Bridge to Wong...

was that a sequel to A Bridge Too Far?

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by mattyp on Nov 15, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bridge over the River KWong?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We left him on an island?

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by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're underestimating Descalso @ 2nd a little, but otherwise I agree

Ellis for 9M is just not appetizing

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If average that is a solid upgrade over Skip

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 16, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Ellis is a phenomenal defensive player.

Even last year, he was worth $4-5 million, just from the glove. In 2010 he put up like 3.5 WAR.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

if he stays healthy

he is worth the contract. Dodgers infield offense is going to be very “offensive”. We need to hire Dave Duncan and turn our pitching staff (maybe except for Kershaw) in to ground ball pitchers. Should be a solid defense for the most part.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Dee Gordon FTW!

I will forever love that scrawny bastard for stealing like 30 bases in the last two months for my fantasy team.

by Wombat x on Nov 15, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he is like one of the best defensive second baseman of all time

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Ellis?

You’r making all kinds of extreme comments today.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

His career UZR/150 is +9, so that's not all time great territory

But I remember reading a WOWY analysis on Tango’s blog that showed he was one of the best defenders at his position of all time.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I've been going off of, too.

Tango was all like “SRSLY YOU GUYS” and I was all like “SHIT!” And since then I’ve had a crush on Mark Ellis.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

immaletyoufinish

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like to be considered an all-time great defensive second baseman...

you should have to hit a little.

Aren’t second baseman just failed SSs? If so, the best defensive second baseman in the league are currently not playing the position. And the only good excuse for not being able to cover SS is if you’re a big strong guy who can hit the crap out of the ball.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He's pointing out that being made the starting second baseman isn't entirely about fielding the position.

It’s also about NOT being able to field SS. It’s likely that Ozzie Smith (for example) would have been the greatest second baseman of all time, had he not been busy being the greatest SS of all time.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the first bit

that’s confusing:

Seems like to be considered an all-time great defensive second baseman…you should have to hit a little.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, I'm not sure I get that part.

I guess you have to be able to contribute with the bat, otherwise you’re just a guy that couldn’t cut it at SS. Like the difference between Barmes and Utley. (I didn’t think too hard about that comparison, so if it sucks, disregard it.)

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

if you’re a bad hitter, playing second base represents a failure (to not have stuck at SS). If you’re a good hitter, playing second base represents a success, ie you have unusually good range for a slugger.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

...I'm sorry, this is a ridiculous premise

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by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

An all-glove, no-hit second baseman...

is like the winner of the NIT – it’s the loser’s bracket.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree that fielding positions are more fluid. That's the gist of the defensive spectrum.

If a 2B can’t outhit the team’s SS, then he’s really the 2nd best 2B on the team.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Except that isn't always true.

If the Yankees signed Mark Ellis, Jeter would still play SS. And Ellis would still be better at 2B.

Hence, pointless argument.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

One exception to the rule doesn't invalidate the point...

in that case there are non-baseball reasons for having Ellis at second and Jeter at SS.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot, Punto

Castro, Barney
Betancourt, Weeks

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by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Weeks is clearly an example of a 2B outhitting the SS.

Related question: If you switched a SS and 2B, would they provide the same value?

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, for non-baseball reasons. They don't move Jeter because of egos and whatnot.

But certainly it’s not all that simple.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

There are many other cases.

Is “dumb manager” or “I dunno, that’s where he came up in the org, so that’s what he is” a non-baseball reason, too?

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say so, yes.

They’re real problems, but they don’t have anything to do with the player’s actual abilities.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Who cares?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Where?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Rafael Palmeiro.

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by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So, eight gold gloves for shortstops, then?

Because I mean, Yuni Betancourt would play a hell of a left field, if he wasn’t so busy being a terrible SS.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yea, it's an argument with a few merits, but also quite a few issues.

Do you support OF GGs going to the three best CFers or the best fielder at each LF, CF, and RF? Same argument, basically.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

each position

i remember discussing that on these very pages back when they announced that change, actually. i know about the defensive spectrum, but at some point it seems silly not to categorize by position.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i ignore gold gloves.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, those are better.

i wish they split them up by league though.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually really difficult to separate offense and defense entirely when positioning players.

There have probably been quite a few would-be GG winners that rode the pine instead because they couldn’t swing the stick.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why I think it gets silly.

Yes, defensive talent alone can’t get a guy onto the field, or ability to hit may keep a guy at a position where he’s below average in the field, or whatever.

Still, when it comes to evaluating who the best defensive players at Position X are, it’s silly to bring guys into the conversation who don’t actually play Position X on a regular basis. That’s all.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is why. . .

the minors are sick with good field, no hit SS, or so goes the theory. . .

by SouthsideCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You aren't a manager are you?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming this is a joke
Seems like to be considered an all-time great defensive second baseman… you should have to hit a little.

Your other point is stupid. I’m not saying he’s one of the best defenders of all time, I’m saying he’s one of the best at his position. Obviously if you compared him to shortstops, he wouldn’t look that great.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Interestingly, Bill Mazeroski retired at the age of 35.

Roberto Alomar at 36.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Goodness.

He’s about as good as other upper-tier defensive 2B in the last 10 years or so – Dustin Pedroia, Brandon Phillips, Adam Kennedy, Placido Polanco. He’s not as good as Chase Utley, IMO.

You know who the worst defensive 2B in the last decade is? Skip f’n Schumaker.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 15, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

exfuckingscuseme?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's an owl.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

RiverRat is an owl?

wearing a monocle?!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 15, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

....

made me think of this….

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe it's an owl.

how is it an owl?
oh no I think I might be old

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Nov 15, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

FG had him at 3.4 in 2010.

I think it’s fair to say that average forecasts put Ellis several million dollars above DD in value, anyway.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he's definitely better than Descalso

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently the Marlins offer to Reyes was 6 years/90M

Not that that will end up being the final Reyes number, but that sounds a whole lot better than the rumor mill on Pujols…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 15, 2011 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Its amazing that the marlins are abandoning what they are good at

scouting and development. they should use that money to buy out their current players arby years.

by Redbird99_98 on Nov 15, 2011 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

i don't think they're abandoning this.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

seems like

every year they “go for it” they win the World Series. Then they have a fire sale…. repeat and rinse.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

oooooh

I really did get goosebumps when it showed Freese’s Game 6 heroics. Might have to watch that game again tonight, for the fifth time or so.

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by mattyp on Nov 15, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

it worked

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounds like John Hamm

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Nov 15, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

what is this?????

and how do i get the full film????

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

will it be out by christmas?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like there's

the 2011 World Series Collector’s Edition which should be similar to the other 8 disc sets for previous years. Due out Dec 6.

Then there’s 2011 World Series Champions Highlight Film which is 2 DVDs and is due Nov 22. I believe this is what that trailer is for.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 15, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

So on Amazon

there’s the 2011 World Series championship film (starring the Cards, $15) and the 2011 World Series collectors edition (starring MLB, $51).

I assume the $15 one is the 2 disk highlight set, and the more expensive one contains complete games or something?

by sdrone on Nov 15, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that is the case.

The 2006 8 disc set has the complete games, I presume the 2011 set will be similar.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 15, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually just ordered the '06 set

For old times’ sake.

Does the collector’s edition set include the championship film as well?

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Nov 16, 2011 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

No.*

The 8 disc set for 2006 included all 5 WS games, 2 NLCS games (games 5 and 7), and a bonus disc of interviews and stuff.*

*I don’t think the stuff included the longer championship film, but maybe a trailer?

So the 2011 set will be all 7 WS games and a similar bonus disc, I assume.

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by TBender on Nov 16, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Success

This will make a nice companion for the 2006 video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt6P-291wM8

by jestanley on Nov 15, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that's super cool.

I hadn’t seen that one before

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Verrrrryyy... Coooooollll....

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by pattimagee on Nov 15, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

'cause that's the slogan for Mercedes Benz

which he also narrates in the commercial. Which plays pretty frequently out here.

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by peppermartin on Nov 15, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So is Jon Hamm going to narrative the DVD?

That’s cool.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

is he going to....

HAM it up?

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

CONGRATULATIONS

you’re the first person to actually use that expression. Your prize is in the mail.

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by peppermartin on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm. montage.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Gave me chills

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

In a good way

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i just ate some jello pudding. the cover on it (with the smiley face)

said “frown is a four letter word”, which made me think of mccarver’s gem:

‘strike’ is a five letter word. S-T-R-I-K-E

THEY DID IT FOR TORTY! 2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
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by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 15, 2011 1:19 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

This being VEB, I find it odd that BABIP has not come up in the Kemp discussion

According to Fangraphs, apparently he has a .350 career BABIP and last year it was .380? Man that seems insane.

by sdrone on Nov 15, 2011 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

He isn't iricho

or something.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 15, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

well

he’s very richo now.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

his line drive rate was high but not prodigiously so, around 23%

For comparison, Joey Votto—who always has extremely high BABIPs—had a 27.5% LD rate and only put up a BABIP of .349. Kemp’s is almost certainly going to regress next year and bring his numbers down.

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by mattyp on Nov 15, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Kemp's faster than Votto

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by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Who in turn is faster than Torty . . .

 . . . who in turn is faster than Yadi. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

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by akaitori on Nov 16, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Who in turn is faster than Freese

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Who tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

#HappySeason

by The Continental on Nov 16, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I love chocolate malts.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Chain ends somewhere between a glacier and a redwood.. ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 16, 2011 4:56 AM EST up reply actions  

We've had this discussion at TBLA

about Kemp’s high BABIPs. Yes he does hit the ball hard and he legs out a lot of infield hits. I am not sure what our conclusion was, but it had to do with xBABIP not BABIP.

by Xeifrank on Nov 15, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Moo!

:=8)

2011 World Series Champions!
And that is NERTLERB!!!!!!!!!!
:=8D

by The MooCow on Nov 15, 2011 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

Man, aging backup type MIs are going fast

Aaron Miles about to get paid?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

source?

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

it was just a statement

middling to below average middle infielders are going like hotcakes (ellis, carroll), miles gonna be next?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, i get the feeling Ruben Amaro believes money grow on trees

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

5 games is deeper than 3

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

...

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

burnsauce.gif

What? I can't hear you over ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED IN MY EARS.

by nota bene on Nov 15, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

SHOCKING NEWS!

Verlander won the AL Cy, and apparently it was unanimous.

by BTown Birds fan on Nov 15, 2011 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

that's really not that big a surprise you know.

pretending not to get the joke

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kemp was close to a triple crown

if he doesn’t win I think that is a shame…

If you like baseball...you'll love my ROKU !!!

by Red Blazer on Nov 15, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

but the Brewers made the NLCS and the Dodgers didn’t go anywhere. Braun will get extra votes for that

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

they vote on that before the postseason starts right?

or at least during the division series

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The BBWAA says:
What the hell is a BABIP?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what are there now

like 100 of those things?

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

New game coming out for Christmas:

Pokemon Sager

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

was jok

considering i’ve just levelled up my Feraligatr to level 86, i think i’m quite good at these pokemans.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...

1. Use all of Magikarp’s splash TM
2. Have Magikarp do damage with struggle
3. ??
4. Profit

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

1. Catch Magikarp as soon as you get Old Rod
2. Painfully level up, get Gyarados
3. ???
4. Profit!

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

1. talk to old man in viridian

2. surf on east coast of cinnabar
3. ???
4. Profit!

by BVHeck on Nov 15, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I see your level 86 Feraligatr

And raise you a Red Version with 10 lvl 100s and all 151 pokemon as well as a Gold version with a level 100 Typhlosion and all 251 pokemon, and finally a silver version with a Shiny Goldeen

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll call with a Missingno

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

NERD!

but seriosuly, i had plenty of lvl 100s on my original version of Silver and a few on Red too. Shame that i gave both of those games away in the end, i am slowly playing SoulSilver though, which is pretty good.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't played any since Ruby and FireRed

Not against them, just haven’t played

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

BBWAA responds:
What the hell is a pokeyman?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I respond:
Should I get off your lawn?

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, and we vote for Ryan Howard.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Babipmunk evolves into Scrappybara

And then Scrappybara eventually evolves into Shrewtalent.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At what level does it learn TOOTBLAN?

which is essentially self-destruct, but the ghost version, and does no damage to any types.

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

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by flipthebird15 on Nov 15, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly expected these to get a couple recs

This just goes to show that the “overlap” portion of the Venn diagram of things I come up with that I think are awesome and that VEB thinks are awesome is not as large as I wish it were.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

your fatal mistake was splitting it up into two comments.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the Babipmunk idea came to me first

I didn’t realize I’d have the other two ideas, and by then I couldn’t un-post.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe it needs more japanese smilies

apparently it’s a thing now

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm watching them struggle around

like baby torchics

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

don't think that's as much of a sure thing.

neither is the al cy young or al mvp.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

and by al cy young,

i totally meant nl cy young.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

who is gonna win that one?

I totally didn’t follow any NL pitcher enough to make a call.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd really love for the awards to go to Kemp and Kershaw,

to dispel the winning team myth.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

GASP

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?! I THOUGHT SKIPPY WOULD WIN!!!

World Series Champions 2011. Unbelievable. Tony LaRussa, you will be missed.

by cj2k on Nov 15, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There, there.

There’s always next season.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Nov 15, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Slow VEB day, eh?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, it's really bumming me out.

i think we need something to happen.

Pujols signs with the Nationals.
or something.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I figure if he's gotta go,

I’d just as soon it be the O’s or Nationals so at least I could keep watching him and not feel bad about pulling for his team either.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 15, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It kinda would make me laugh

If he signed a massive contract with a REALLY bad team.

by sdrone on Nov 15, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

it'd make me sad

because then we’d know his “all i care about is winning” was total bs

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Nov 15, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he changed his mind after his second ring.

Can’t be greedy now.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Nov 15, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now, he's got eight more fingers

That’s not greed. He just wants to complete the set.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

well

We haven’t won a world series, retired a hall of fame manager, hired a new manager, or signed albert pujols today.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Nov 15, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Slow VEB

is SLLLOOOOOOWWWW

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

Pick me out a phone case

http://society6.com/cases?page=5

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It's always fucking Totoro with you

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It was the best one

The tattooed lady one almost got me, but I think it would have to actually say “Lydia the Tattooed Lady” for me to choose it.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This one, natch.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

this

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

this one

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

most of these are rather garish

and terrible.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That movie was weird, man

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard to see how it could not be this one

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hey, so do you people know of a case

that is basically just the internals of the iphone? because i’d get one of those.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be pretty cool, but only Apple higher ups would know what it was.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

um. you can just xray the phone.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

also, ifixit tears down each model.

also, apple used the picture in its own presentation revealing the iphone 4.
also,

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then.

/bows out of any further iphone discussions

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

omg

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There's also one of an Emperor Penguin as Emperor Palpatine.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Confirm/Deny: OldHossRadbourn is the pinnacle of human culture

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

you always ask really odd questions.

do you mean to ask whether or not the twitter account “oldhossradbourn” is the highest we as a species can ever hope to get?

no.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

if you look at the analysis of the numbers,

you’re clearly wrong.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

Fuck, you're right

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

@DKnobler
DKnobler
Brewers have strong reservations about Furcal, probably not enough money for Reyes. May actually stick with Yuni at short.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Starts breathing. Looks back at tweet.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

(Repeat)

President of the Tyler Greene fan club - Wiki - PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE
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Follow me @thestlcardsfan4

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 15, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Lack of pants?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

negatory

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you wearing socks?

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Olney with a great typo
@Buster_ESPN
Buster Olney
Cardinals have had multiple conversations about bringing bat Octavio Dotel, which is something he’d like.

He wants to hit now?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Now that TLR's gone, there's no chance of that happening.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullpen Batting Practice FOREVER!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

He was pretty great against righties.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Nov 15, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Bringing Bat Octavio Dotel?

Will he fly in from the bullpen?

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm okay with this

If only to fill the role of Ryan Braun Specialist.

by mojowo11 on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Buster Olney has really lost me

did anyone follow his whole pitch to the score argument earlier this year? It was a complete disaster.

by Wombat x on Nov 15, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

From the Back Cave. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Nov 16, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Cartoon Oriole Bird is back

Winning probably is not, but hey, new hat!

New jerseys are sponsored by Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Nov 15, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

I like it

had a Dairy Queen ice cream helmet with the same logo when I was a kid. Thought it was badass.

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 15, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I dig the bird too

I never really like any jerseys that weren’t home-white or road-grey though. If they aren’t white or grey, they just look like softball jerseys to me.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Nov 15, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

poor O's fans.

Just when the Marlin’s gave them something to laugh at another team about.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 15, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised so many don't like this move.

It looks good. Better than just a big ‘O’.

Unrelated: “BIG O — SHOW TIME!”

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I kind of like it too

Though I’m not a huge fan of the “bright solid color jerseys with white pants” movement. I dig the cartoon Oriole hat though.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I like them

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 15, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

They had a more realistic bird on the caps recently, no?

They may have had an O’s hat, but it was an alternate.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Nov 15, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They did.

But I still prefer the cartoon.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the cartoon

was not used for a long time.

Still wish they’d go old-school with the unis (whites at home always and gray on the road always). And I wish they’d go old-school in the standings too.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 16, 2011 8:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I cant believe I have waited

this long to log in and comment. Being able to ‘z’ through comments and only read the new stuff has already been life-altering. I am easily 15% more productive at work not having to read the same old drivel over and over agin.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

...you're going to want to prepare to subtract 85 points off that percentage

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, the z-ing is well worth it.

i have no idead how you’re MORE productive at work now though.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Escape while you still can!

every time you ‘z’ fritz consumes more of your life energy.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ive already thought about escaping.

I delayed joining for so long b/c I wasn’t really sure what I brought to the table. Im still not sure.

by Action Jaxon on Nov 15, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh

everybody says this.

I’ve got over 10,000 comments on this site and i don’t think that i bring anything to this place. Doesn’t stop me though.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

you bring "fabulous"

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Nov 15, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i sure do

girlfriend.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 15, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

...

VEB – greatest sports blog in the world universe

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

VEB - aw yeah

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this what they call self-deprecating humor?

And specifically to this comment “No but we are willing to learn”

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

trust me

that is not a requirement.

cough.

everybody gets towels.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, it's a transformative experience

seeing fresh new drivel with each ‘z’

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Nov 15, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, but it's RACIP driven.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

More observations with regards to the Bill James 2012 projections!

The top three in our rotation look nice.
Jason Heyward and Chipper Jones have very similar hitting projections, which is kind of interesting and cool.
Kyle Lohse projects for a “meh” 4-ish FIP.
Westbrook projects for a “hmm” 4.3ish FIP.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

I don't suppose there's a projection for Lynn as a SP...

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't appear to be

The one Fangraphs has is for 79 innings, 3.59 FIP.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He won't start this year

2013, maybe. Lohse and Westy will be gone, but Shelby will be up hopefully and Scrabble may get a shot, assuming no FA signings

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I can dream of a trade, damn it.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

Rzepczynski’s projection is very similar: 62 IP, 3.58 FIP.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never been on the Zep as a starter bandwagon.

I don’t doubt his ability, but there’s nobody in the bullpen to replace him to get lefties out, and we have other options for starters.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

If there was, I doubt it would be exciting.

Only track record as a starter is in the minors, and sort of lackluster. Like the SS-2B thing, most RPs are just SPs who weren’t that good.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea but he was only moved to RP because there are guys getting paid in the rotation.

Lynn could be as good or better than Wb/Lohse.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If Lance Lynn ever has a season as good as the good-Lohse seasons, I'll be a happy guy.

The history of baseball is littered with hard-throwing righties who didn’t make it as starters.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, but Lynn was actually pitching pretty well at AAA.

He had a FIP of 2.92 He could be a 4th or 5th starter. It’s no guarantee, but I’d like to see him given a shot.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, a HR rate of 0.24 over 70-odd innings = don't put stock in that FIP.

My question is, what’s his third pitch? Because neither the fastball nor the curve are good enough to let him get by with just two.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'd like to see him get a shot, too -- I like the guy.

I just think hoping for him to be better than Lohse, right now, is a bit much. His ceiling is peak Kyle Lohse, IMO, and it’s less than 100% that he ever reaches it.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FIP, 3.90 over all AAA innings. I would slightly weight his more recent innings more heavily too (and they've been better).

But yea, if he had an ERA between 4 and 4.3 over his first few years as a starter I’d be pretty happy.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

I wasn’t really expecting anything different. It’s actually nice to know an unbiased projection system has similar expectations to me.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Vance Worley would like a word with you.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

westie wins!!

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Nov 15, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta say

While I’m not thrilled about out rotation going into next year (WESTBROOK YOU SON OF A), I sure am glad not to be bidding for top-of-the-rotation starting pitching this offseason. It’s CJ Wilson and then, uh…well…Buehrle and Oswalt and Bedard? Ew.

That said, SIGN JAVY VAZQUEZ and also SIGN RICH HARDEN!

by mojowo11 on Nov 15, 2011 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

remember Adam Wainwright?

Because I do, and it makes me pretty freaking optimistic about the rotation. Good enough this past year, back to very good the coming year. Very few teams really have a good fifth starter anyway.

by Pegasus on Nov 15, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is that?

Isn’t he a coach or something?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

que?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 7:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I expect Wainwright will be good

But who knows whether he’ll be his same old self again right away. He may need to work back to where he was.

by mojowo11 on Nov 15, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Are there any studies

of first-year-back-from-TJ-surgery for starters? I wonder what kind of innings ceiling they’ll put him on.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 16, 2011 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably, though I don't know of one.

Jaime pitched quite a few though, as I recall.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

You have to think Westbrook will be better next year

but at the same time Lohse likely will be worse. But those guys are fine as 4-5 starters.

by Wombat x on Nov 15, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

too busy to research.

What did westbrook’s numbers look like once furc came over?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 7:13 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Like Waino on a good night!

I don’t know … I was told there would be not math… My point is Westboork is a GB pitcher, he was so messed up 2 months into the season it looked like he was having a nervous breakdown before every pitch. With a real SS behind him he should return to norm…not that he’s a Cy Young contender but you can’t expect a heavy GB pitcher to do well with Theriot behind him.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

His FIP in Aug and Sept. was 4.38 and 3.42.

Better than any month but May, which was 2.89. His ERA and xFIP weren’t clearly better than in other months though. I don’t think it’s clear that Furcal helped Wb an especially high amount.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope we can get 60 wins

out of Carp-Waino-Garcia-Westy-Lohse

by gocards62 on Nov 15, 2011 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Lynn in the fifth starter role and Westbrook to spot starter, mop-up man role

expensive way to use westbrook, but Lynn could be a very good 5th starter

Just win

by The Duke on Nov 15, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd take Buerhle

just not at $14 mil anymore.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

CHAD GAUDIN

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be shocked if Carp's

arm doesn’t start falling off this year. He’s due for another breakdown. (But if that’s the price of 2011 postseason heroics I can live with it.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Nov 16, 2011 8:15 AM EST up reply actions  

other than being 'due'

i don’t see any evidence for this.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 16, 2011 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

so...uhhh...

WE ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!

FUCK YEA!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Nov 15, 2011 7:12 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm suspecting this activity is being looked down upon

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

only because

we’re on top

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was talking about fellow VEBers...not outsiders

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

wooos closed

Bread it up folks nothing to see here

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yes, i mistyped

i mean we can only look down
because we’re all on top

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

See RR and man who’s name is to long to make an acronym out of..’s comments below

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/leaves to make bread

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 15, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

we gonna deep fry it after we bread it?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

note to self

do not take a swig of beer directly after using mint flavored floss

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

that just sounds terrible.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I have drank beer with a mint in my mouth before.

It actually wasn’t half bad.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it could have been all bad, or 3/4 bad, or anything that is not "half bad"

Grammar ftw.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut up guy with too long of an acronym to bother to spell out!

It’s not a riddle dammit, by default if it’s not half bad, then its more than half good.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, just wasn't here until a few minutes ago

besides, you’re wrong. Well, you’re right that it’s not a riddle. It’s poetry in motion.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

And the acronym is isgigra

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 15, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

idk about eggs, but it tastes awful.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

in the summer I usually drink a powerade on the way to work

and right after brushing teeth its really fucking nasty, especially if I’m drinking the strawberry lemonade flavor

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda rules out the beer breakfast i had in mind for tomorrow

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Note to FMtWP:

It’s the other way around.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i had just got off an 11 hour shift

and i had tacos for lunch around noon, i need a fucking floss OK!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

(and a few franklins)

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were trying to fool someone.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

heh, only myself

i hate the holidays

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

is an underrated movie. IMO. “I slipped him 15 grams of Aphrodesiamil and hoped that it would take before he tried to pick my lock.”

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

Next to " Your breasts were out of wack "

“There, they’re fixed now”

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

""My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face."

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"I had no trouble finding Dr. Forrest's cheese lab. It smelled like the number on the door."

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

We're butchering it. Here's the whole quote.

Rigby Reardon: [voice-over while kisses Juliet] Her lips were warm, and my arm wasn’t the only thing that was throbbing. Our hearts were, too. My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face… then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed… marry her, and start the whoopee machine. My plan was working fine until…
Rigby Reardon: Agh! You stuck your finger in my bullet hole!

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"Let's go out dancing!

You put on your black dress, and I’ll shave my tongue."

Gibson for Bench Coach!

by isgigra on Nov 15, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

“You don’t smoke do you?” “No, I have tuberculosis.” " Oh, thank Heaven for that."

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my other favorites:

“On my way to Firehouse Row, I tried not to think of Juliet Forrest…I hadn’t seen a body like that……since I’d solved the case of the murdered girl with the big tits.”

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L

 and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it's delicious." Rigby Reardon

by isgigra on Nov 16, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

these are for bobo:

Rigby Reardon: [dressed as a woman] Do I look like a dame?
Juliet Forrest: Not as much as I do.
Share this quote
Rigby Reardon: [dressed as Jarrett’s mother] What do you think?
Juliet Forrest: I think you enjoy dressing up as a woman.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Enemies of Carlotta, they don't know anything about that here

I’ve mentioned it before and got the same interest as rotten cheese.

That’s not a quote, I’ve actually mentioned enemies of Carlotta and got nary a comment.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

heh. I guess that I missed it.

I’m not sure that anybody has actually seen the movie but us three at this point.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

"Where are you staying?"

“Hotel Guano”

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

One of the more iconic scenes

Rachel Ward: If I’m not home, leave a message with the butler or the cleaning woman.

Steve:
Cleaning woman.
      
Cleaning woman.

Cleaning woman.
      
Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!
 
Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!
      
Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!
      
(coughs)

Sorry.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Reinmachefrau

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it's delicious." Rigby Reardon

by isgigra on Nov 16, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

What I love about this film is how it takes all the double entendres

from those ’40’s films, and (purposely) makes them so obvious as to really not be double entendres anymore. Steve Martin at his slapstick-y best.

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it's delicious." Rigby Reardon

by isgigra on Nov 16, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

this.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

which is coming soon

which is coming soon to your neighborhood theater, … with a possible nude scene by Juliet.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 6:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't butchering it I was paraphrasing!

But thanks for going to the trouble of getting it right, I love that movie. Great primer to get kids and those that think “classic movies are overrated” into old movies too.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was brilliant the way they pasted those old scenes in.

And Steve played into it perfectly. “If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don’t you? Just put your finger in the hole and make tiny circles.”

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That reminds me of, the Bogey and Bacall movie

Bacall said you know how to whistle don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow…or something similar.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The Big Sleep

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

One of my favorite scenes is when they pasted that scene of Burt Lancaster for "The Killers" in with Steve and...

He’s making Burt some of his favorite “Java” and you keep thinking he’s gonna stop pouring the coffee into the pan, and he just keeps pouring, and pouring, then pouring some more, etc.

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

According to the story

the Atlanta Braves had a pitcher named Jeff Dedmon. Joe Torre was the Braves manager at the time. As the team was preparing to board a plane, Torre noticed Dedmon was wearing a plaid sport coat. Torre said ……….

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 16, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

"I will take care of your paaaaaaaajamas"

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

what's it taste like?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds weird to say, but it's a surprisingly light version of a chocolatey or coffee-ey stout or porter or something like that

I think that’s kind of the idea behind a lager Schwarzbier, though (this is actually the first I’ve ever had so I have no comparison). I could be wrong about that. I just assumed that since they all seem to be lagers.
A bit malty, a bit roasty. A bit of hops/bitterness, but really mellow. I keep coming back to the though that it’s kind of like a somewhat lighter version of a stout.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds pretty tasty

I do like their coffee stout.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 15, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically it's very flavorful but not really heavy.

I am really enjoying it. I’m seeing some people mention toffee and nuttiness in the reviews I"m reading.

by mattybobo on Nov 15, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like Schwarzbier as a style.

It’s delicious, but but not too rich.

Slightly OT: I tried their Optic Golden Ale at the Taproom the other night. I’ve never even heard of the style before, but it was fantastic for a session. I’m not sure what the style is supposed to be like, but theirs tasted like a slightly pale ale-ey pilnser, but with a ton more boozey-ness and flavor than either style.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WHAT IT IS?!!

by Vindicator9000 on Nov 16, 2011 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

well, yeah...

but i’m still glad he’s not coming to st. louis. one big advantage to having a newbie as manager is that we don’t have to endure ceaseless comparisons to how he “might have done” with somebody else.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so glad we didn't get Francona

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Das ist nicht schlecht!

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i've only been to germany and austria once apiece

and was shocked at how many people spoke passable English.

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- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

that’s usually the opposite reaction of the american tourist, i find. mostly people are surprised when the “natives” don’t speak english. and then they talk louder and more slowly because that aids comprehension.

DO. YOU. KNOW. WHERE. THE. HAM. BURG. RAT. HAUS. IS?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you mean

Wo ist die Hamburg Rathaus?

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, people speak

english more loudly and slowly because that helps non-english speakers understand what they are saying. i have seen people do this. spolier alert: it doesn’t actually work.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The Germans I've met have all been great english speakers

although the sample size may be slightly skewed because I’ve only met the ones who had the initiative to come here

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

without trying to paint with too broad a brush,

i would say most germans know at least a little english. certainly more than most americans know german.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely more than here

Many Americans don’t need a secondary language in their day to day life. Europeans do.

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I lived in Germany for a total of 5 years

and found that the vast majority of Germans, at least in the vicinity of American military bases, speak at least enough English to sell things and give directions.

They really appreciate Americans who make the effort to speak their language though.

God, I miss real Pommes Frites.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WHAT IT IS?!!

by Vindicator9000 on Nov 16, 2011 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

ach ja

auch, in England, wir haben ein bischen deutsche gesproken. Aber, mein grammar ist nicht so gut.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 16, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

i haven't used my 5 years of german lessons in a while

so i probably butchered that.

Frau Hairy would not be impressed.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 16, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

i like the broad brush

especially since st. louis is for german lutherans. #snark

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by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

my parents own some land adjacent to a state forest in Illinois

I had many parties out there in high school and college, there were 5 or 6 german exchange students from the next town over that usually came to them when they were in the states. They spoke perfect english and were in awe of all the trees and franklin -slamming midwestern high schoolers

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by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

however, practically speaking,

many europeans know at least essential phrases in english.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Nov 15, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i could carry on intelligible conversations with half the "natives" i met.

though mostly the people i met were in old churches…Frauenkirche in Dresden, Schlosskirche in Wittenberg, Thomaskirche in Leipzig…and the Munich Hofbrauhaus. touristy places, i guess.

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by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I took 4 years of German and high school

and some in college, so far. My high school also had a really big German exchange program and so I got to meet a lot of students who lived with friends for a summer, semester, or year. In Germany they take English starting in like 5th grade and so most Germans can speak English very well

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Deine Mutter arbeitet um die Ecke

und schlagt mein fleisch fur Geld.

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by Vindicator9000 on Nov 16, 2011 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

сделать это для тортов!

Fun fact: When I put this back through Google Translate (I don’t speak Russian), it came out as Do it for cakes! Which isn’t really that bad of a reason

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Facite testudinem

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by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

(I think)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Too bad we rely on free agents doing it for pies.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Odds on a shiny new contract with Furcal by Friday?

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- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

sure.

he said he would wait until they unveiled a new manager, so now i expect his people to call our people and work something out. plus there are reports of the brewers moving on furcal, so i’d expect that to light a fire under Mo too.

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by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't see the Cards engaging

in any type of bidding war for Furcal. I think they make one last take it or leave it offer and move on about their business if he declines.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 15, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't Furcal make some disparaging remark about Milwaukee

after the whole Nyjer fiasco?

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by EinFesteBusch on Nov 15, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't!

I’ll never forgive him!

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh really...

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Good, otherwise he's leaving and taking the trophy with him.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Nov 15, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

puma says
hey albert, lets add another one to our collection

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by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

puma's collection would then be 2

But of course APs would only be 3, but that’s a lot in WS years

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12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

ha! only 2 or 3

Barry Bonds and Ted Williams would like a word

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by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Alex I'll take "what is the difference between Ted Williams and Barry Bonds for $1000 and the win"

Answer: “One could have been the greatest hitters of all time, and if not far the war years (x2) might have been, and the other used PEDs”.

But seriously in reply to your post, F YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000000000000s for a couple of the greatest hitters and look what we’ve had, and perhaps have for the future with AP, maybe, Holldiay, and Berkman! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

isnt it great

all those years with Houston
one of their better players ever

gets his world series championship with their last big rival?

weird

by jealousblues on Nov 16, 2011 3:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Edwin Jackson and Carpenter had some disparaging remarks about each other.

Long story short, things worked out.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This was directly related to CCDGAF!

Or is that meme dead too? Please NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

this one should never die!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

only you

can prevent meme expiration

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

CCDNGAFATP

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by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

also they seem like BFFs now.

not like LaRue BFFs but quite chummy

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved when he finally got to bat like 3 times in late September

My roommate “Who’s kind of a moron” had been going on about how he doesn’t think Greene is any good. And every time he played he would smack a ball deep into the OF

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by Notorious PSC on Nov 15, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He could actually be pretty bad.

I don’t think he could be worse than Theriot at SS, but that shouldn’t be the bar. I’m a bit worried about his contact rate and defensive inconsistency. Then again, this team was in first place when Theriot was the starting SS, so if Greene sucks it wouldn’t be cripple the team.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Going from Theriot's UZR/150 over the last two years, and Greene's Career UZR/150 at SS, Greene should be a win and a half better defensively.

Greene’s career wRC+ is 77, and Theriot’s is 87. I think that’s really the lowest Greene’s wRC+ can be, but even if he doesn’t improve it’s probably fair to say Greene would be an upgrade over Theriot.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

this

11 in '11, Check.
12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 15, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, SBs

Will be interesting to see how Matheny utilizes or doesn’t utilize the running game, particularly when T.Greene is on base.

by leefyg on Nov 16, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

This

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to chalk this up to Mo just trying to be nice
Mozeliak further broke down the Cardinals’ roster in a conversation with MLBTR. Here are the details on the 2011 champions:
 •Daniel Descalso, Tyler Greene, Skip Schumaker and Ryan Theriot are middle infield options for the Cardinals and they’d "be okay" entering the 2012 season with that group, Mozeliak said, before explaining that alternatives exist.

#12in12

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Nov 15, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Given Freese, Descalso and Greene make the roster

then generally you would be looking for two more infielders to play 2B, SS, 3B. I think if Pujols is not signed we would be browsing in the Reyes, Rollins, Furcal bin for one (likely Furcal). If AP comes back, we will likely go bargain basement in both spots i.e. Jack Wilson, Punto, Kennedy, Hairston, Cedeno, Renteria, DeRosa, Cabrera, Miles, Kozma. More expensive/(better player?) options could be Kelly Johnson, Barmes, Ramon Santiago, Alex Gonzalez, Theriot, Schumaker.
If Albert comes back, I like Punto and Santiago.
This analysis changes if Mo/Matheny see Craig as a 2B option.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 15, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Better players? List should def not include

Ramon Santiago, Theriot or Schu….

Punto is more valuable than those 3.

by mick311 on Nov 15, 2011 8:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Punto's bWAR last 3 years: .6, .7, 1.5 for a total of 2.8

Santiago: 1.1, 2.6, 1.3 for a total of 5.0. Santiago is 2 years younger than Punto.
Not a knock on Punto – but an endorsement of Santiago

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Nov 15, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never really been a fan.

Thats not really very fair considering how many games Punto has missed the past 3 years.

Punto Career fWAR: 12.8 (g:887 ab:2984)
Santiago Career fWAR: 4.9 (g:672 ab:2087)

Also has Punto as the better fielder…career BB% of 10.2 v 6.6 of Santiago (he posted 5.8% last year)

career wOBA are both .296….so offensively they are prob pretty close,but Punto walks more and plays better D. Santiago isn’t AS bad as I thought though.

by mick311 on Nov 15, 2011 9:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What are the odds he actually gets a look at 2nd next year???

I mean a true, objective, “win this position, Allan” look?

by GogoPlata4U on Nov 15, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't think he looked that horrible

But he didn’t have a whole lot of chances. I recall him looking pretty bad at third though….actually, just one game I remember him playing third, not seeing one ball come his way til like the 9th and then he booted it.

Id like to see him get a shot there too, but even if AP comes back, he should get plenty of ABs either way.

by mick311 on Nov 15, 2011 9:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He should already start any game v LH

For Berk, then sub on days off for Holliday/Berk, plus any injuries….and days he doesn’t start should always get at least one AB.

by mick311 on Nov 15, 2011 9:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

-26.5 runs from the average over 150 games according to UZR.

That’s over 41 innings, so he may not be QUITE that bad. I doubt he’s better than -15 runs though.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

too much SSS to tell for sure

But the results weren’t great. Made a few errors his first time around IIRC

by hr on Nov 15, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nitpicking incoming.

The sample size was plenty big to tell how bad he was last year. It’s too small to tell how bad he would be next year.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

np

of course this all relies on the idea that UZR does a good job of measuring defense, which is debatable.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's definitely possible

if not likely given comments made in the past

11!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 16, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

If only he could play 2nd base like Uggla.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Looked up Uggla’s stats earlier to see if they were at least close. Alas, they are not. Craig truly was a butcher at 2nd last season.

I’d like to think that they could spend the whole offseason working with him and he could pull a Schumaker. That is to say, go from completely unable to play the position to being merely shitty at it. It’s probably wishful thinking though.

If Craig were to be -15 runs with the glove at 2nd do you think he’d provide more value as a starting 2B than Descalso? I think he probably would.

by jibbers on Nov 15, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't think he would.

I think his defense at 2B is really that bad.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

at that point

whouldnt it just be better to trade him for a player we need and can use
(unless we just want to sit on him til Berk retires)

by jealousblues on Nov 16, 2011 3:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Such players aren't always available, and aren't always with teams that want to trade with you or like what you have to offer.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

who's Chase Utley

/meme

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 15, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, was hoping to see him stick with the brewcrew, lol

Mark Kotsay signs 1 year/$1.25 million deal with Padres

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/11/15/2564667/mark-kotsay-san-diego-padres-contract

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by First mammal to wear pants on Nov 15, 2011 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

What do y'all think about Greene and Furcal looking at the Bill James projections?

Greene .316 wOBA, .250/.321/.391
Furcal .324 wOBA, .270/.338/.394

Assuming they’re about equal defensively, is it really worth it to pursue Furcal? I’d still like to get Furcal, but looking at these numbers, I don’t think I’d be willing to outbid other teams.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Bring Punto back to support Greene?

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 15, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah something like that...

Renteria will be available. I’d like to see him in a Cards uni even if he does completely suck.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Nov 15, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Put Tyler on the Greene!

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by mysterui on Nov 15, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll have to check with Cody

But, welcome to the club! Your official position is “Escort liaison” – please put that in your sig.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Furcal is probably better than Greene

And has less risk I think, because Greene probably has a chance of sucking.

But I don’t think that difference is worth a 2 year contract. Sign Punto to be the consistent veteran instead.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 15, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Like with Berkman last year, I think the projections are under projecting based on a year affected by injury.

Furcal could easily be a 4 WAR SS next year, if he’s healthy (which is a risk, to be sure). But some of the injuries he’s sustained are fluky (broken thumb sliding into a base)- I expect him to put up a big season next year.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 16, 2011 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Question: What do you think Aaron Harang will get on the FA market?

I wouldn’t pursue him if I was GM. But he had a 5.32 ERA in 111.2 IP and got a 1 year, $3.5 million contract. This year, he had a 3.64 ERA in 170 IP. Oddly, he was “worth” more last year. (I’d debate that but I know fangraphs is all about how he got there not the results)

Anyway, I expect if he got $3.5 last season after his 2010, his 2012 contract will be massively overrated by some team and he’ll get 2-3 years maybe.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 15, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

The difference being

that he’s a flyball pitcher and he was pitching in that HR derby park in Cinci. And this year he was pitching in that Grand Canyon in SD. It’s bound to have helped him out.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh I know.

I’m wondering if a GM will mistakenly give him a bad contract not totally realizing how much Petco helped him.

I realize the first part of my post sort of implies that signing Harang would be a good idea. But I think it would be an awful idea.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 16, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't completely against the idea this summer when we were

casting about for a 5th starter. Then he got injured. I don’t think he’d be bad for the right price. I just wouldn’t give him a whole lot.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn VEB, you dead

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 16, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

Confirm/Deny: Topher Grace as Venom is the worst miscasting in movie history

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by mysterui on Nov 16, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

I know nothing of what you speak of

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12 in 12, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Nov 16, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about that

I didn’t see the movie.

I do know that taking the role caused Topher to leave That 70’s Show and be replaced by RANDY FUCKING PEARSON who ruined the eighth season.

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 16, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

...

This is Eddie Brock:

This is Topher Grace:

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by mysterui on Nov 16, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

And this is Randy fucking Pearson

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 16, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, I never understood how they reached that decision.

Topher Grace is like the weakest looking guy possible. He’s like a grown up Michael Cera.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

It was pretty awful.

Worst ever? …..Probably not.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

and they acted like he bulked up so much

and he still looked tiny

that was just awful
that whole thing

I guess the sandman was good though.

by jealousblues on Nov 16, 2011 3:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I still say Hugh Jackman will always be an imperfect Wolverine

Since he’s about a foot too tall.

But yeah, that was a horrible casting job. At least the worst comic book character casting I can think of.

by mattybobo on Nov 16, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Y'ALLS! There's a premiere of the Jon Hamm-narrated film at the Peabody Opera House next Tuesday

Tickets are 15 or 25 dollars. There will be Cardinals and Celebrities maybe I am kind of psyched like omg.

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Nov 16, 2011 1:00 AM EST reply actions  

sucks to be busy

also i have an interview tomorrow morning

by prophetjohn on Nov 16, 2011 1:33 AM EST reply actions  

Good luck

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Hope it goes well

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks, me too

i kind of have my eye on another job, this one is kind of a backup

by prophetjohn on Nov 16, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this similar to the one you were looking at last summer?

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"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

the one that started the suit debacle?

yeah, pretty much.

the problem with the jobs i was trying to get this summer is that i have classes 4 days a weeks this semester. next semester i will have time that i can actually go to work. hopefully that improves my chances.

by prophetjohn on Nov 16, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

cool

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 2:38 AM EST up reply actions  

godspeed

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 16, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

you

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by mysterui on Nov 16, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah?

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 16, 2011 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

you listen to GYBE?

or is this an unrelated reference i don’t get

by prophetjohn on Nov 16, 2011 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Bingo

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by mysterui on Nov 16, 2011 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

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by mysterui on Nov 16, 2011 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That's been going around.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 2:39 AM EST up reply actions  

godspell

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

just in case anybody is still hanging around...

a couple of pics I snapped from game 7

freese cruisin by:

BRAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSS

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Nov 16, 2011 2:41 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

I had tickets to game 6

but I coudlnt make it after the “rainout”

one of the greatest games ever :-(

(but Cards won so fuck it)

by jealousblues on Nov 16, 2011 3:44 AM EST up reply actions  

IT'S BATMAN

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

So... the Marlins are apparently offering Albert nine years

Does anyone… um… have any opinions about that?

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by purple_haze on Nov 16, 2011 3:51 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

wat

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by vivaelpujols on Nov 16, 2011 4:06 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah thats uh not good

hopefully it was a 9 year deal for 20 million dollars total…. seriously though people kept saying no one around MLB thought they made a legit offer but if it was really 9 years then damn.

by Wombat x on Nov 16, 2011 4:21 AM EST up reply actions  

It goes down to the likelihood of a ring with Miami in the next 9 years

…right?

right?

BTW, didn’t see the report itself. What’s the AAV rumored to be?

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Nov 16, 2011 4:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I keep hearing 9 years 25 per

which is insane…

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Nov 16, 2011 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

tell me where im wrong here

if we dont sign Pujols
why dont we sign Oswalt or Buehrle
and Furcal

I figure the SP would be somewhere in the 14-17 mil range for 2 years or so?
Westbrook become a waste of money in the pen but you could at least attempt to dump him somehow if he lets you.
your rotation would be Waino, Carp, Oswalt-Buehrle, Garcia, Lohse
then next year you dump Lohse and Westbrook who probably make about what your FA pitcher is making, when they are added together and you slot Miller into the 5th spot.
Then you have Waino, Carp (he is under contract this year right?), Os-MarkB, Garcia, Miller
and thats gold plus you keep all your weapons in the pen.
Your pitching should be a serious weapon.

you could drop Skip, Theriot, Kmac, and Laird go and save a lot of Furcal’s contract if not all of it.

you could even try to trade for a young CF

1b – Berkman
2b – Descalso or Greene
ss – Furcal
3b – freese
c – Molina
lf = Holliday
cf – Jay or other CF
rf – Craig

1 – Other CF or Furcal
2 – Craig
3 – Holliday
4 – Berkman
5 – Freese
6 – Molina
7 – Furcal or Jay
8 – Jay or Greene or Descalso
9 – Waino, Carp, Oswalt-Mark B, Garcia, Lohse

you would have guys like
Motte, Salas, Sanchez, Lynn, Zep, Boggs, Westbrook in your pen
maybe you add a guy

bench might be a mess though

I think thats a pretty solid team all around

I think that would be a really solid team and balanced.

am I right or way off?

(sorry guys just REALLY bored)

by jealousblues on Nov 16, 2011 4:38 AM EST reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder (perish the thought)

if the club isn’t actually set up better off without AP signing.

Clearly, Mo has been planning very hard to allow a winning team even without him. Maybe a little too well.

I mean, if we do sign him, assuming the kind of contract that would require (barring some amazing agent-killing turnaround from Albert), then we have to deal with:

1) What to do with Craig
2) How to survive more expensive Lohse-WB years
3) Taking our chances with a Greene-Skippy-DD-(Punto?) MIF mess

among other things.

Cards fan in Middle East

by Shloz on Nov 16, 2011 5:28 AM EST up reply actions  

2012

Without Albert is pretty easy, since Craig should be a starter in the OF and Berkman can go to 1B. But what about when there is no more Berkman?

But personally, 8-9 years from now, I don’t think a $20 million contract is going to look bad, even for a diminished Albert. Inflation is really, really bad if you look at stuff not produced from China (which is skewed since they peg their currency to the dollar) and it’s probably not going to get any better…

by DiscoJer on Nov 16, 2011 6:53 AM EST up reply actions  

in 8-9 years time

$20mil will buy you a loaf of bread!

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 16, 2011 7:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Good point

the US should therefore peg the dollar to Albert’s performance. I could sleep soundly at night with this.

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by peppermartin on Nov 16, 2011 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't expect monetary inflation to be much higher than 3% over the next 9 years or so.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder that as well

I generally dont talk TOO much baseball stuff on here though, since I know others know so much more
so I refrain from saying such opinions sometimes

by jealousblues on Nov 16, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

If we can't sign Bert

We should go after Yoennis Cespedes. I feel like having him platoon with JJ would be an ideal CF situation next year.

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by purple_haze on Nov 16, 2011 6:02 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

breaking

one of the strauss tweets says Furcal’s agent says his plans may be tied to what Albert does.
puts a new wrinkle in it.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

You are not alone in wanting Oswalt

I don’t think things will ever work out between us and Buehrle though. Which is a shame, since he’s a local guy and would love to pitch for us. He’s not a big enough improvement over Wb to justify paying both of them. Maybe in a few years he can come as a lefty reliever.

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by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

they say they gave Mo and his big balls a standing ovation at the GM meeting

in a bizarre twitter URL, Goold summons the unicorns

http://199.59.149.232/dgoold/status/136604252968726528

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:14 AM EST reply actions  

I can't see. Can you provide text?

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by vico on Nov 16, 2011 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

bizarre, it's not working for me either. hang on

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

dgoold
RT "@miklasz: Including Jocketty? "@JoeStrauss: Mozeliak received standing O at GM meeting today."" about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

i may change my avatar.

not right now… but watch out.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:38 AM EST reply actions  

Ahhhhhh!

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Matheny's son's twitter blowing up.

you can find it, i’ll redact that username.

3 days ago I had 77 followers now I’m At 199 did something happen in the past 3 days I need to know about

and this gem of parenthood

Dad: hey y r all ur friends scared of me
me: idk bc ur 6.4 250
Dad: so they’re scared of me bc I’m tall and fat

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 16, 2011 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

also

he has access to a large number of wooden bats.

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 16, 2011 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Dad: so they’re scared of me bc I’m tall and fat and handsome

Well, baseball was fun.

by Aranathor on Nov 16, 2011 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

You're gonna like the way you look

I guarantee it.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment." -- Woody Allen

by Cardinals645 on Nov 16, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to punch the tv everytime he says that.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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