WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris F. Carpenter

+.770 WPA
9.0 IP
3 H, 1 2B
0 R
0 BB
1 HBP
3 K
110 pitches, 70 strikes (63.6%)
16 GO, 5 AO

Roy F. Halladay

+.240 WPA
8.0 IP
6 H
1 R (1 ER)
1 BB (IBB to Pujols)
7 K 126 pitches, 87 strikes (69.0%)
10 GO, 4 AO

time of game: 2:29

Everybody knew it was gonna work out like this, right? The only surprise is that anybody reached base at all, on either side.

IT'S ALL DENSE IN HERE

EDIT:
Game Score for Carp: 84
Game Score for Halladay: 72