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Alex Fritz runs through each and every patented SB Nation St. Louis prediction algorithm.

"Saint Louis: Jon Hamm, Scott Bakula, Mark Linn-Baker, Redd Foxx, Shelley Winters, Kevin Nealon, Vincent Price, Linda Blair, Kevin Kline, John Goodman, Bob Guillaume.

Philadelphia: Kevin Bacon, The Barrymores, Bill Cosby, Grace Kelly, Sly Stallone, Henry Gibson.

Conclusion: Saint Louis is the home of both Benson and Cousin Larry. Not to mention Dr Sam Beckett. I have never been prouder of this city.

Final Score: Cardinals 5, Phillies 3."

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Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 7, 2011 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

/whistles to myself

“Sure is quiet in here…”

/tumbleweed goes by.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Oct 7, 2011 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

If I’m Philadelphia, I not only keep one eye open for the squirrel but also Walter Sobchak.

by jjray on Oct 7, 2011 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

fucking squirrel has fucking papers

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Oct 7, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up! JJray

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Oct 7, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scapegoat identified.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 7, 2011 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Better Three-Word Anagrams

Philadelphia versus Saint Louis:

Best from the Philly list: Plaid Heap Hill

Best from the Saint Louis list: A Lions Suit (perhaps a close second – Anus Soil It)

In terms of total 3 word possible anagrams, that’s a win for us:
Final Score: Cardinals 271, Phillies 150

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Oct 7, 2011 11:46 AM EDT reply actions   4 recs

this

is the most important comment of the day

by _pistol_ on Oct 7, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still relishing the Yankees loss.

"The game of baseball is what it is." — TLR

by vico on Oct 7, 2011 11:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Rooney thought it was bad that the Phils had some quote from Billy Bob in FNL the movie played on the Jumbotron

to start off the first game of the LDS. It does seem bad that they wouldn’t realize Billy Bob is a Cards fan.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 7, 2011 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

that is pretty humorous

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 7, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention

the bissinger – tlr connection

by _pistol_ on Oct 7, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda quiet in here......

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 7, 2011 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

we're in the other thread.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 7, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

confused VEB is confused

I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to swing making it to game five next friday (if it happens).

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 7, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Texas

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 7, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

or is it Detroit?

see, I’m really confused.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 7, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simulation of game

… my simulation of today’s game has the two most likely final scores 3-2 and 2-1 Phillies winning. That is normal for in a game like this. Vegas has the Phillies chances of winning at 63.3% while the simulator has them only at 58.5%. A lot of east coast bettors and newbies betting with their heart or for the favorite. The Yankees game last night was a great template for how the Cardinals could win this game tonight. Get to Halladay early and hold em off. I have a few cents on the Cards tonight.

I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. /Airplane

by Xeifrank on Oct 7, 2011 12:20 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Thanks X

We got to Halladay early in Game 1 and to the Phillies bullpen but still gave up 11 runs and lost that game. Our bullpen is better than their right now. In my mind it all comes down to whether or not Carp can keep it close and stay in the game as long as Halladay.

by jjray on Oct 7, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's the only formula for winning this one

This isn’t the team from a few years back that lost most games they didn’t score first, but falling behind Halladay early is a recipe for disaster. Also, simply matching zeroes won’t help because Halladay could go 10+ innings if need be.

by olddomination on Oct 7, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, but my most prescient post

Was in August when I declared the Brewers uncatchable, but the farther-ahead Braves the real target…

Wildcard, baby, wildcard.

Carpenter was transcendent. The Schumaker injury was ordained by the baseball gods.

by olddomination on Oct 8, 2011 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I give up.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Oct 7, 2011 12:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Seriously?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 7, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

F'in Photoshop

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 7, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's a digital billboard.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Oct 7, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, they jumped all over that.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 7, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

Now I understand what you meant by “jumped the shark.”

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 7, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is pretty slow in here? I’m to excited to work.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Oct 7, 2011 12:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

no, he's on there.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Oct 7, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I appreciated the inclusion of Jay Farrar too

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Oct 7, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jay Farrar > Jeff Tweedy...

…when Jay doesn’t have his head up his own ass (which, sadly, has been most of his post-Tupelo career). It’s okay to be liked, Jay. It’s okay to be popular for what you do.

With that said…walked by the open door of a bar the other afternoon, “Tear-Stained Eye” was playing from within. It took all my power not to turn a right angle into the establishment rather than heading back to my office.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Oct 7, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops. Didn't click the link

St. Louis is also the setting for some of the main scenes in a video game: Resistance 2 and 3.

by Houdinimachine on Oct 7, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about John Melius, writer / director

He’s a St. Louis dude too. And he served as inspiration for the Walter Sobchak character in Big Libowski played by John Goodman (the St. Louis web is endless). And you gotta give Cardinal superfan Billy Bob Thorton a shout out too. He was raised in the Cardinal diaspora of Arkansas.

by jjray on Oct 7, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not an actor, but...

Bob Gale, scriptwriter of Back to the Future (i.e. best 80s movie ever!) and its sequels, is, or at least was, a University City resident.

In fact, the entrance to Lyon Estates in BttF is modeled after the historic Lions of University City at Delmar Blvd. and Trinity Ave.

(Also, the Telltale Games "Back to the Future video game — written, in part, by Bob Gale, is coming out for Wii on the 25th. It looks pretty damn good.)

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Oct 7, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem...

Apparently, he also wrote a film — again, with Robert Zemeckis — that takes place almost entirely in East St. Louis. It’s called "Trespass. Now THERE’S a sure-fire bar bet trivia question.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Oct 7, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The last time I was a regular on VEB

was 2006. Perhaps I’m a good luck charm.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 7, 2011 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome back

always room for late arrivals.

by jjray on Oct 7, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of disappointed

that it’s so hard to find my old stuff.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 7, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliant

Except for not even deploying Chuck Berry in the music boxing match. Chuck Berry on his own >>>>> The Roots + Frankie Avalon + Jim Croce. IMO St. Louis clearly wins the music matchup. But then again if you had included Will Smith as an actor Philly beats us pretty handily there, so I guess it’s a wash.

by jibbers on Oct 7, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Two more things Chris Carpenter and Roy Halladay have going for them

is that even with Brent Abernathy and a 21 YO pre contract Vernon Well they still aren’t aren’t worth Pedro Astacio and Jose Jimenez

Think how different Colorado might be if ownership hadn’t killed a deadline deal in 2000 with Toronto, in which the Rockies would have traded Pedro Astacio and Jose Jimenez for Brent Abernathy, Vernon Wells, Roy Halladay and Chris Carpenter.

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Oct 7, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Namely it would have meant not signing Mike Hampton or Denny Neagle

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Oct 7, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday, Wells and Hawpe would have been a pretty nice OF in 05-09

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Oct 7, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they had really gone into rebuild mode following that trade they could have

recieved some very nice pieces they could have moved Larry Walker, Jeff Cirillo, Jeff Hammonds was in the final year of his contract and was in the middle of a .335/.395/.529 campaign that year.

Of course if anything changes from the way things went the franchise never builds the latin program that brings them Jimenez, Chacin, Nicasio and Rosario, and if they are a decent team in 04 they never get a shot at Tulowitzki.

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Oct 7, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals, I'm proud of you.

I encourage you to continue to take quality at bats and play strong defense.

Carpenter. Yes. Good.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Oct 7, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

this is not a drill

St. Louis Cardinals
StL Lineup at PHI (10/7) Game 5: Furcal, 6; Schumaker, 8; Pujols, 3; Berkman, 9; Holliday, 7; Molina, 2; Freese, 5; Punto, 4; Carpenter, 1.

yes. skip in center.

by BVHeck on Oct 7, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a joke, right?

Punto at 2nd, Skip in CF and no Theriot? Ryan has been killing the ball in this series.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 7, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why Skip instead of Jay?

What the hell?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 7, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick question for 2012......

Dotel and Ejax both Type B? Correct?

by stanchar on Oct 7, 2011 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Correct.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Oct 7, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We would have to decline Dotel's option AND offer him arbitration however

I’m not sure we’ll do either of those things, and I’d really bet against the second should the first happen.

Pujols or not Pujols. That is the question.

by fourstick on Oct 7, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgot about that......obviously his presence in the pen

has made a decent case to pick up that 3.5 million dollar option. They may want to put something together also for Motte given that he’s in ARB 1 after this season…..

by stanchar on Oct 7, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they do the first they would need have him agree to decline before offering him the

second, Like Miguel Olivo did with Toronto or Brad Hawpe did with TB

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Oct 7, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

More 2012 (don't worry still focused on tonight)....

Seems to make some sense for MO to shop Westbrook in the off-season. The guy was extremely inconsistent, but if he thought Dickson/Lynn/Ottavino/somebody else could fill the 5….or wanted to go another route like EJAX, BUEHRLE (I know, doubtful)…he could shave 5 million. Somebody would pay Westbrook 3-5 mil on a 1 year deal without having to give up anything.

by stanchar on Oct 7, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineups Thread

LINK

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 7, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's to the power of the squirrel

May he be with us on this must win night in Philly town.

by XxStLunaticxX on Oct 7, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

you gotta be kidding me

skipperdoodle in center?

i guess we’re lucky it s not ac

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 7, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to get too far ahead of ourselves

But has anyone else thought about a Detroit-St. Louis rematch this year?

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Oct 7, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

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