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After-Midnight We Won the World Series Zombie Fauna Party Nap

WE GO TO ELEVEN! 11TH TITLE IN 2011 WITH 101 WINS AFTER A MIRACLE 11 INNINGS!

With apologies to the front page writers of VEB, who truly originated it, a memesplanation! Zombies either come from tinkering scientists or rabid woodland creatures. They don't die. They just keep coming. They are many.

They just. Won't. Go. Away.

They clutch. They lumber. Come close, and they shred. You don't have to like them. You can only hope to prepare for them. And most importantly: it's deep October, and THEY'RE COMING.

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The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

did someone get the quote about starting Carp?

calling Dunc
and Dunc hung up on Tony

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought that was pretty awesome

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 29, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

DADDY THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY BED

no, honey, that’s just jason motte.

do subjunctive better

by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 29, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

seriously

this is one of my favorite images ever.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 29, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, is my math right?

also, was that AJ presiding over the presser? I swear we have to negotiate with him, nevermind this “agent” chap.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

The Memewagon

2011 fWAR Final Results: Theriot = 0.7, Boog = 2.6
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Oct 29, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

memetastic

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE ALL THE THINGS!

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Oct 29, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YOU DON'T THINK THE CARDINALS ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES?

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Oct 29, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions   4 recs

IT'S THE FIRST WEEK OF THE OFF-SEASON!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I went searching today but cannot find.

Anyone have the Motte " I haz all the balls" photoshop?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

what was up with Captain America–

FUCK YEAH

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

while you're there

finish my linear algebra homework

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

and you beat me to it.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

if this is fake

I am quite wiling to let the robots use my biolectricity to power themselves (or whatever). It’s worth it.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do we have an updated Torty pic yet?

New hat?

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Oct 29, 2011 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

i would like to reiterate

how much i completely and utterly respect the fucking rangers. what a team. what a great group of players, great manager, great front office, great fans. feel for them, and believe they’ll be standing on the podium sometime soon.

by RedbirdAvenger on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm really glad that i dont have to hate them..

simply because they beat us this year.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 29, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with all of that except great manager

But they have a fucking stout roster

Hit me up on Google+
FIRE TONY LA RUSSA

by jd is legend on Oct 29, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLBN is doing a

“how did we get here”

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

you guys

i am crying again

i cannot express how much this series means to me. i will remember this forever.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

HAPPY FLIGHT

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DO IT FOR TORTY

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THANK YOU NYJER

THEY DID IT FOR TORTY! 2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
twitter

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 29, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

at this point,

i couldn’t give less of a fuck about nyjer

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder, on the other hand, served it

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ALBERT PUJOLS IS RIDICULOUS

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE ST LOUIS CARDINALS ARE YOUR 2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

DO A THING

they did. they did a thing.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was done,

so i don’t mind it at all!

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

if WE can't win,

i agree with this.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

make it green

like Picard

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

thirded

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 29, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

As andry as I got at Napoli

They are one classy team. Ian Kinsler is probably one of my favorite non-Cardinals. The others are former Cardinals.

2006, best year of my life. StL Cardinals AND Indy Colts win their championships.

by Sir Sci on Oct 29, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

Hell, they deserve a WS at some point just for not stomping on Carps are Game 1 when slid into first.

by DarkHelmut on Oct 29, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'll say it again because i feel it needs to be said, i love you VEB

you’re more than a baseball blog to me, much like the St. Louis Cardinals are more than just 11 time WORLD CHAMPIONS baseball team

Balls

by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2011 1:28 AM EDT reply actions   4 recs

Agreed.

Part of why I love this place so much is that VEB understands that they’re much more than a baseball team to me.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You two. Braintwins.

2011 fWAR Final Results: Theriot = 0.7, Boog = 2.6
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im pretty new here in threads but I've been a member for a couple years

I cannot explain how awesome you guys are, and how much more I enjoy baseball with people like you all. I love VEB, I love the Cardinals, and I love all of you. Thanks for making this WS Championship even better.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 29, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how long till Albert announces his decision?

I’m guessing one week before Spring Training.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Oct 29, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm not sure i can take that.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

it would've been nice

if he just said he’d be a cardinal after all that’s happened this year.

i’m guessing mid-december or early january.

THEY DID IT FOR TORTY! 2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
twitter

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's an official free agent

Two weeks from now.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad we already signed Berk

so I’m not sitting here for the next 3 months hoping that Albert’s negotiations aren’t ruining our chances to reinforce this team should he walk

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Danny Mac play-by-play memories.

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Consecutive suck-my-balls walk offs vs the Cubs!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

One WOOOOOOO! Just is not enough

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 29, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

as did Yadi.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

so many guys got rings out of this, you guys.

it’s like they were this life boat out in space

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

did y'all see Eck on the field?

I know he was hard to see, you had to look down

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

CDGAF!!!!!!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love it

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Oct 29, 2011 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

ILU YADI

DRAWING EVEN WITH THE BROS!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had a brief, bitter thought that the Fox truck was much better in 2006

the man-pile is a hallmark of the modern postseason.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi2Rings

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

mine two.

braintwin o/

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe i typed

“two” when i meant “too”

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I AM THE ELEVENTH REC

now i feel special.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This series of events made me cry.

At a bar, the tv started playing highlights from the postseason. an hour before, I had requested “Against the Wind” by Bob Seger. It played perfectly. As the highlights played, I realized that I will talk about this run to my grandchildren.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 29, 2011 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

RRRRRREC!

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Oct 29, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Must wear T-shirt. Fink you are a genius. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Oct 29, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think now that the season is over

we can say who it is.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

no!

BuschSquirrel didn’t reveal, and that started back in 07

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was the smoothest homerun-stealing play I have ever seen.

He was all like “nope this ain’t going out.”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 29, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i gotta go eat some more victory apple crisp

and plot where to get a paper. or three.

Dick’s is open with merch, by the way.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

O

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Oct 29, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

and also open early or something.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'll just get the in-game hat with the patch.

I don’t have a Cardinals hat, so that will do nicely.

RE-SIGN ALBERT PUJOLS!

by a fink on Oct 29, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh man that guy won how much?

The one Fritz posted, who put down a hundred thousand or so

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:39 AM EDT reply actions  

which reminds me

I need to go read his twitter. And IHB’s.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

250K on the WS, iirc

Put 250 dollars on 1/999

2011 fWAR Final Results: Theriot = 0.7, Boog = 2.6
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

this just in... and probably nexdef'd but IDGAF

CCDNGAFATDR

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

the damned Reds

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Oct 29, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter Does Not Give A Fuck About Three Days Rest!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

or the damned Reds!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

btw Kruk said Motte *just* might be crazy enough to be closer. maybe.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

and he still has both of his nuts

ZING!…(but seriously I like Kruk)

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one could take a fall quite like Nature Boy

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Oct 29, 2011 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

FESPN talking about Albert not coming back makes me depressed.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 29, 2011 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Wonder what the following are thinking?

Plush
Brandon Phillips
Johnny Cueto
Colby Rasmus

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Oct 29, 2011 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Answer

Who cares?

2011 World Series Champion St. Louis Cardinals.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

“I am awesome”
“Another Skyline Chili please, this is delicious”
“/kicking everything”
“Dingdangoleworldseriesringman”

Hit me up on Google+
FIRE TONY LA RUSSA

by jd is legend on Oct 29, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like Brandon Phillips.
#RealTalk If the @Cardinals win the #WorldSeries I just might go to #StLouis wearing a #YadiMolina jersey and watch the parade!!!! #ALLREADY

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is why i never really disliked Phillips.

the dude was just having fun and being passionate about playing baseball.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 29, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

WE'RE SO SORRY, BRENDAN.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

but a ring! and running around going Airplane! Airplane!

Airplane!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

if only Furcal had waived earlier. or they'd acquired Berkman earlier

I think he’d still be here. I mean, all he needed was Kennedy to kind of tell him, hey, you’re a vet, be a leader. and he is.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

god fucking dammit

YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME SAD TONIGHT
but i still miss that dude

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

ME TOO

2011 fWAR Final Results: Theriot = 0.7, Boog = 2.6
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Oct 29, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it was Punto

The Shredder!!!

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Oct 29, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shredder?

I hardly even know ’er!

Hit me up on Google+
FIRE TONY LA RUSSA

by jd is legend on Oct 29, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was Punto

then Punto’s mom came up and Hayes asked when she’d gotten him help

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

so was that Waino smooching Carp?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

i can't even z through

i also forgot the nutmeg. the whole nutmeg was right there.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats.

Three weeks ago I had to sit alone here in my apartment and be the saddest Phillies fan in the 314 area code.

I was just at Game 7.

It was awesome.

Absolutely unbelievable run. Without question one of the best ever.

by everybodyhitswoohoo on Oct 29, 2011 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Lafayette High School woooooooooo

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

They need to shop out Dirty Dan and put in Freese

Then that poster would be perfect

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

also I really hate the pumpkin pie color scheme.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fall Classic

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVES FOR EVERYONE!

I don’t post on here quite as much as I did a few years back, but I still check VEB pretty much every single day, and can’t imagine life as a Cardinals fan without it. Love the writers, the rabid commenters, the ridiculous memes, all of it. It is, in my opinion, the best Cards website around by a longshot.
WOOOOOOOOOO!

by adiueordie on Oct 29, 2011 1:50 AM EDT reply actions  

i think we've gone beyond high fives

not sure of pants status overall

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

just because i was the first

doesnt mean i still have them on

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

there it is

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you guys promise not to troll

we can take the schadenfreude tour……….

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:52 AM EDT reply actions  

no longer interested in what other people think.

maybe in a few weeks.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

well then

let’s post gifs.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

sexy

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

do you have tlr's reaction?

or molina’s reaction?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

(Real) BCB, surprisingly resigned about it

even somewhat appreciative of how good the series was. I mean, they hate that the Cards did it, that Theriot is getting a ring, and they think that the Cubs will now be a dynasty that will crush the NL under their heel for the next several decades. But not much venom, really.

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're kind of embroiled with the Theo-cracy

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Central is

DOOOOOOMED.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was another tangent.

Slightly miffed that the great series is stealing their spotlight.

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 29, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

SIGNED FOR NEXT YEAR, YOU GUYS

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Berk

how we love thee

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's so wonderful. I say again, I would totally marry that man.

A sexless marriage, yes, but I would happily spend my days with that man. So glad he’s on the Cards now.

by Cardinals645 on Oct 29, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

in the land of Albertofstan

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone see the sign that said

Berkman is bringing the mullet back or something like that?

FIRE EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Oct 29, 2011 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

how many days until pitchers and catchers report?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 1:55 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I am so excited about this

Look at what baseball is doing to me

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i did this once

and my stache looked worse than derek hollands

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

So July 29th 2012 is nine months from today

my guess is there will be more than a couple of new lil’ cardinal fans

TORTY! TORTY! TORTY! - Everyone

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

math is awesome

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, procreation methods.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought everyone knew that.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except fang.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

you guys

Landon Edmonds’s favorite player is David Freese
and
Carp stayed in the game because Yadi told the coaches he still had some

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

that is so awesome

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Freese got all verklempt

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Theriot
When I led off and played second base we won the World Series. I know that. It is what it is.

Hit me up on Google+
FIRE TONY LA RUSSA

by jd is legend on Oct 29, 2011 1:59 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Can't argue with that logic

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, '09, '10, '11

by dan on Oct 29, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's your ring.

Good luck during the rest of your MLB career.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

This.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just think of it this way

His one ring with the Cardinals equals half of the WS total of the entire Cubs franchise. He is clearly a better player than half of the Cubs franchise history.

It is what it is.

2006, best year of my life. StL Cardinals AND Indy Colts win their championships.

by Sir Sci on Oct 29, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you can only do one of each: man-babies / booty call / cuckold to your S.O.

who’s it gonna be, out of the team

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 2:00 AM EDT reply actions  

bed.

i am so tired. this team did it. i can’t believe it, and yet, i can. it is what it is. see sig.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

ok, so i finally heard shannons final call on WWL

did he say “The Craig” really????

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2011 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

DanUp’s mainpost

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 2:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll just stick this here

anyone think getting Freese a car is kind of… uh… well.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

IS HIS BROTHER FROM SAINT LOUIS?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron

by TBender on Oct 29, 2011 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I said something to my wife like

“David, now that you’re known for something other than DUI, here’s a car!”

by adiueordie on Oct 29, 2011 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

i actually tuned that out

the chevy guy sounded like he was crapping his pants

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard it on WWL

I’m sure it’s gotta be online somewhere

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Oct 29, 2011 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

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