The Return of The Saint Louis Zombie Cardinals: Eating Derek Lilliquist
"So, you're all zombies now?" Asked general manager John Mozeliak.
Every player in the locker room nodded in agreement.
Mo looks pensive. "Have you eaten anyone lately?"
"No, sir," answered center fielder Jon Jay. "Ever since we made the World Series, Saint Louis police is making the city all safe and stuff and Carp can't go on his patented murder binges."
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The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron
As a person with tickets to a concert on Friday night
I feel very strongly that this should not happen.
What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?
As a person who does not want to go to work the day after a possible game seven of the world series
I feel very strongly that this should happen.
"He probably misses his old glasses."
If things go the right way, Friday will not be a workday in St. Louis.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
It is October in St. Louis, and there is baseball to be played. - Red Baron
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