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Cardinals vs. Phillies Game 2 Preview and Open Thread: Chris Carpenter vs. Cliff Lee

Remember when Cliff Lee was a bad pitcher? His baseball card won't do his badness justice, thanks to those 14- and 18-win seasons he picked up while allowing a ton of home runs and just before totally falling apart in 2007, but he was the kind of functional talented-headcase type where people tut tut at the inevitable 6.29 ERA season and say—it was bound to happen anyway.

Or if they don't do that they're at least less likely than usual to predict the ensuing 22-3, 2.54 ERA, 5 K:BB Cy Young season. In the four years since Lee's played for four teams, pitched 900 innings gotten his strikeout rate even higher and kept his walk rate just as low—his K:BB ratio over that period is 5.65, which would lead baseball most years. 

Roy Halladay had an even worse burnout, but he hadn't had such a long period of relative ordinariness before it—that's what makes Cliff Lee confusing. It's like if we'd seen Dazzy Vance struggle for all that time in the Major Leagues, and then instead of overpowering hitters he'd become the ultimate finesse artist, the quintessential "smart" pitcher. 

Chris Carpenter's similar, but we have some pegs on which to hang the narrative—he got hurt and he changed teams, moving to a Dave Duncan squad—the ultimate excuse for a veteran rehabilitation. He was also kind enough to pitch one season at a great-but-not-spectacular level before competing for three Cy Young awards, and now that he's managed to recover twice from career-ending arm problems he has new, even more confounding narratives to compete with that first one. 

 

Cliff Lee
suddenly
stopped pitching like the Cliff we knew
and stopped with all the walking, too

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Sat 10/01 WP: Roy Halladay (1 - 0)
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St. Louis Cardinals
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Sunday, Oct 2, 2011, 8:37 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Chris Carpenter vs Cliff Lee

Cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 55.

 

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How many "must-win" games did we lose in the regular season? 5? 10?

I guess they weren’t must wins. Neither is tonight’s game.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well in those games we weren't 2 losses away from elimination

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about "this is a really important game"

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 2, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

In non-stressful, non-baseball news:

They’re making some sort of new Arrested Development mini-season, to lead into a movie.

Supply appropriate quotes as you will.

by Pegasus on Oct 2, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I just blue myself

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never seen Arrested Development (just 5-6 isolated episodes)

And even I know the quotes. Seriously, internet, can we stop with quoting AD every 10 seconds?

/getoffmylawn

by mojowo11 on Oct 2, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct response.

Hard to really describe how I feel about that show… it’s not like envy, or even hungry.

by Pegasus on Oct 2, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Meh

I just think quoting TV shows and movies is boring. I tend to feel this way about shows I’ve seen, too (Firefly being a notable example). Yes, I too laughed at the “I’ll be in my bunk” line. Don’t need to hear it again a thousand million bajillion times.

/andstayoff

by mojowo11 on Oct 2, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree that it can get tedious when it's not redeployed in interesting or surprising ways

of course, in this thread I’m just going to deploy them in really obvious and uninteresting ways

by DanUpBaby on Oct 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I accept it for what it is

We are, after all, only entitled to control over a portion of our lives.

/fauxphilosopicalsoundingstuff

by mojowo11 on Oct 2, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is what it is

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 2, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

"I'll be in my bunk" still cracks me up.

Easily amused, I guess.

home isn't where it used to be. home is anywhere you hang your head. - macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 3, 2011 3:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

my ex-girlfriend that I want to get back together with really loved this show, which makes me think...

if this show they recreate, perhaps I can resnare my mate!

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

rui's mom

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Oct 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

try

here

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Theriot ended this year with a higher fWAR than Skip Schumaker

True story.

Also, Skip ended this year with a -10 UZR/150; worse than his first year at 2B.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 2, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

I didn’t think Skip was that bad on defense this year.

Let’s just kill both of them.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp,

Theriot is 100% gone after the playoffs and i think skip is 50/50

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Oct 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea i geniuely believed

that skip had improved on defenese…guess not

by vaneasy2338 on Oct 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way, going back to an old conversation we had after the Uggla trade

Omar Infante was 2.1 WAR better than Schu this year: 2.7 to 0.6. Skip is just awful.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember that conversation

Was I involved?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Crud. Fangraphs must have updated after I tallied the results to my contest. I need to re-tabulate!

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks man

looking like it wont be a problem

by vaneasy2338 on Oct 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My turn to be useful

Working proxy; 189.115.196.101
port 3128
jogar bola!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well done.

Do you have it working through your browser now?

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp, just woke up from a drunk-induced nap

Good timing!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm starting to worry about all your drinking

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, Rui drunk is like 1 beer

I think he’ll be okay.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to the Chiefs game!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

to much or not enough?

TORTY! TORTY! TORTY! - Everyone

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anybody else watching on the mlbtv playoff package online?

The weird angles kind of suck. I don’t know why they can’t just use the tbs broadcast.

"I had one of those faces you look at and say, 'Man he's an ass-hole.' Could be, depends on if you pissed me off or not."
-Bob Gibson

by jjwp on Oct 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I just bought it...

oh well.

Also, does the blackout rule apply to the playoffs?

by guayzimi on Oct 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because TBS has exclusivity

Use an international proxy and you can use MLB.tv to watch the TBS feed, which is what I’m doing.

by mojowo11 on Oct 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya!

It really sucks. I started using multiple views at once or you’ll miss stuff

by da mang on Oct 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're using Postseason.tv.

If you had MLB.tv during the season, you can still use it with an international proxy (like the one listed just above your post).

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Postseason.tv

or he’s working on the extra credit section in the Kama Sutra.

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

jittery

could just be the coffee, though

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scared but hopeful

We did knock Lee around earlier this season, right?

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paging IHB...
@jonmorosi
Jon Morosi
#DBacks announce tickets still available for Game 3 — starting at $12.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i already got mine

but now i’m worried the game is going to be in the middle of the day

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez...

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and also, nice showing dbacks fans

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

games 3 and 4 are not at good times for me

might have to “work” from home

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

same here

i’ll be lucky if i make it home by 4 on tuesday

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are the times?

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish punto was starting

:(

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only the fan

that just throws all the stats out the window when we have carp pitching in a big game…mental toughness just can’t be measured

by vaneasy2338 on Oct 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, mental toughness is captured in the statistics, so

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

carp in a big game still raises my confidence level

by vaneasy2338 on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's why I don't eat tuna melt sandwiches.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal!!!!

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FOOKIE

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FURC GONNA FURC!

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FURC!

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

furkin

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FOOKIE GONNA FOOK

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

nice!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

fook'd

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i was in a luxury box down the 1B line when he slipped in RF

the whole box loled

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember that play. It was not pretty.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

@BJRains B.J. Rains
Kyle Lohse just stole the key to the Phillie Phanatic’s ATV, which he parked in front of their dugout..Phillies took the field. Funny stuff.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

stay away from the motorcycles Kyle.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was that a strike

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG, it was

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

sad torty

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Pujols

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit Albert

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

darn it.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

apu only marginally better

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh.

I guess patience isn’t the game plan tonight?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

smoked to no avail

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

C. Duncan mentioned something I thought was worth repeating

Last night, Cardinals took 15 first pitch strikes.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

actually

he said really only three of those were hittable. So no. They were trying to work the count. Roy Halladay is just fucking awesome.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play by Polanco. Damn it.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

welp

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck!!

Berk smoked that one too.

by illcowboy on Oct 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

couldn't furcal score before berk was out

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

only if its not a force play

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third out at first.

Berkman would have need to safely reach first before the run would count.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

I’ve almost been kicked out of two softball leagues arguing that rule. You’d be shocked how many people don’t understand it.

by Stanley1 on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So... nine pitches, guys? Greaaaaat.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
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by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

of course they waste a leadoff triple

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

OT

nout sure why my profile says i have been a member since 08…pretty sure i joined in 06 during the summer, but whatever…

another sports team i hate ravens

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Oct 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That's when SBN updated.

If you look at VEB in the bottom, you’ll see you’ve been a member since ’05.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A moth?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a sign.

I don’t know if it’s good or bad, but a sign none the less.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad.

the field was not exactly as he wanted. it has thrown him off, because he cannot be enraged with a moth.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god no

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldn't one of the coaches say hey we own their bullpen, take pitches to knock the starter out?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Taking 3 pitches and sitting down isn't that great of a strategy.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHRIS CARPENTER SAVES MOTH TO BEGIN GAME

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

you know he eats them

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOTH ON THE MOUND?

Noooooooooooooooooooo

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

FFS

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

leadoff double

cool

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

jeez

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this game is gonna be great

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK MOTHS

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue short rest "discussion" now.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't think it's a risk worth taking

need to win at least one of the first three to not be eliminated. the third is just as good as the second

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea I dont get it but whatever.

Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.

by beer me on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not believe that is true

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

need to steal one in Philly.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and give our starter a chance to start 2

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go ahead and agree with this

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes sense

the best team is the team most likely to win any given game and the team most likely to win the series. i bet the same could be said for the team that wins game 2, game 3, etc

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i'm saying that, statistically, that seems self evident

and i would imagine that, historically, the team who loses game 2 is also more likely to lose the series, and the team who lost game 3, etc

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, and he's saying that there's nothing really statistically surprising

or profound about that

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

his velocity does look a tick low, doesn't it?

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

torty plz destroy the f'n moths

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Pences warmup swing always cheers me up.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

....


about moths

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

oh shit

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon Carp

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is he wearing the red hat?

I’m confused.

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, but the red shirt is not throwing you off

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who knows with all the different warmup stuff they have.

I know the red hat doesn’t make sense though…

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they had the BP hat

which had the blue right above the ears.

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 strikes, 8 balls - wtfcarp?

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by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll wait till the second inning

sometimes Carp can take time to settle.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need to ban those fucking towels.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

effers immediately jinx.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp good start

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

Why didn’t we just start Edwin Jackson

by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

starting Carp was a desperation move when we weren’t really in that desperate a position

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its ok. Carp doesnt give a fuck about the bases loaded and no outs.

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by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

he can't find the strike zone to save his life

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee thinks he's cool stranding a man at 3rd w no outs?

Carp about to do it with bases loaded

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

need a K

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa

nasty looping curve

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nasty pitch right there. Do it again.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nice curveball

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

hope i don't get to say

told you so

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

please get out of this and then settle down

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

No bueno

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

and we're done

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

okay

you’ll be turning off the game so we don’t have to read this kind of stuff, right?

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i have to put up with you, you have to put up with me

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st inning

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

cliff lee

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ryan Howard

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

you fucking kidding me?

how does nobody get to that one

No one expects GERALD. F. LAIRD.

by hr on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

it hit off of carpenter's leg

apparently. Hard to tell with TBS’s lovely Ccamera work

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

furcal would’ve been there, it would’ve been a DP, and we’d be out of the inning, but damn it.

No one expects GERALD. F. LAIRD.

by hr on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean TNT... oh wait...

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp deflected it

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

still nobody out

awesome

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

furcal was right there for the dp

and carp fucking kicks it into right field

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

right to furky

if carp doesn’t hit it

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job by jay.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
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Nice. Free out. Now a DP.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

nice throw from JJ

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

need GIDP

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

he made it 3-0 instead

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by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddammit

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

well, i guess it is

told you so

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey... an out... sweet

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

he was 1-2 on Howard at one point

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

howard

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well hey,

At least we made the playoffs

by mick311 on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that shouldnt be the goal

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by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course it should be

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playoffs are a crapshoot

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moneyball'd

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

we’ve been gambling with house money for a over a month….

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So all the proceeds from Game 3 just get signed over to Albert

in the form of the first year of his new contract? Right???

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, it's all gravy from there on out as far as I'm concerned

September was a blast, and I’ll consider the season a success as long as we don’t get sent home from the playoffs on ball to the groin.

That being said, it ain’t over til it’s over

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

traditional tony

hd to do whatever he could think of to win one in philly
when he should have been thinking what was the best way was to get back to philly

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

new season of Dexter is on, if this really gets ugly

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"if it gets really ugly"

I don’t think we’re there just yet

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by mattyp on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

im keeping the faith that we can do just that.

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by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad...

Thank god for the TiVo…

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're both in the 10 Million club...

so they should behave similarly.

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still don't see how Jackson didnt

Deserve to start one of these two games in Philly.

by mick311 on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I wonder if La Russa ever considered...

that the reason Carp looked so relaxed was because IT WAS THE ASTROS.

by guayzimi on Oct 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, it's easy to say "I told you so"

But the Cardinals needed to gamble the win the series anyway.

by DiscoJer on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

we're guaranteed a game 3

winning game 3 counts the same as winning game 2. if garcia is a guaranteed loss, we aren’t advancing anyway

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

jaime and carp on turn n stl

would at least have been some chance in one game, who knows

pitching carp short was just too much of a low probability play
in fact, i’d let him go 3 innings max tonight and make this like a side session

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's available out of the bullpen, right?

i’d consider getting him warm

call this a side session and have carp ready for a potential game 5. he looked gassed

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Problem with that

Is you’d have Westbrook in a game 4, I’d presume. You can’t go halfway on this kind of move.

by Merry CRasmus on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess if this were a side session

carp could pitch game 4

but you’re right. kind of screwed since the short rest appears to be screwing us

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a way

I could use the “short rest” excuse at work…

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed on the Page 2 podcast

When they said you should come in every Monday and do a shitty job saying that it’s on short rest.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say it would be more likely that Jackson would.

I’m not a big Jackson fan, myself.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

and carp could pitch at home, on reg rest

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

finally

there’s the fucking double play

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

OK....way to get out of it.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

30 pitches in the first inning.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How many pitches/runs if the Howard ball doesn't get through?

Just sayin’

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by fightin'_eyerash on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, one with the Ibanez hit.

But he looks horrible out there.

by mick311 on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Carp pitched poorly in the first inning...

and it’s probably due in part to the fact that he’s on short rest. La Russa made a questionable move and it’s failing.

by guayzimi on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee was a bad pitcher, once!

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm...

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

people behind that girl must be pissed

that’s an obnoxiously huge sign

No one expects GERALD. F. LAIRD.

by hr on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Move that gigantic cotton candy!!!

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by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ya go freese

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by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese double

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

utilize. leadoff. hits.

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by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody chill!

-mr freeze

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey! What do you know?! We can get hits off Lee!

Let’s keep doing this.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

XBH, no less

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Currently slugging 1.000 vs Lee.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a strike

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

If TBS' strike zone is accurate

Then phillies pitchers can toss whatever they want and it’ll be a called strike

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me ump

same fucking pitch you called earlier a ball. bullshit

No one expects GERALD. F. LAIRD.

by hr on Oct 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice to see Lee isn't getting squeezed.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Oof. Not a strike.

Or pitch 3 was.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Riot.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

another glavine/maddux strike zone.

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by cschepers on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that bad yet.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you call that way high strike for nyy without getting a punch in the face

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by d-dee on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, must have been using the extra large plate there

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

so close

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

FFS Theriot is swinging for the fence.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That foul ball was 1/8th of a second from being a double.

He’s doing just fine.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about the swing before,

when he had to put his shoes back on.

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah. good thing he double-knotted.

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by a fink on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

rack up the fouls

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by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta do something to drive up the pitch count

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Oct 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

look up

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by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no good wishes for Ryan Theriot.

Piss of you little rat

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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

erriot eaten for dinner

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by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell....

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
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by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm already pissed off

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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

Didn’t I already watch this inning?

by Fred Stochl on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

You know...

I think we got this. Carp settles. We string together a few of these xbhs off lee…

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys,

Cliff Lee is good, we may wanna play small ball and get runs when we have the oppurtunities

by mick311 on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Theriot going for the HR? Idiot

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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see any indication he was swinging for the fences in that AB whatsoever

he had several fouls and had one screaming liner that was just foul. He got fooled by a cutter for the third strike, which is going to happen against Lee.

I’m no Riot fan but come on, let’s not come totally unglued until at least the 6th or 7th inning or so….

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see his first swing of the ab?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thread abandoning time

see you guys in the eighth inning!

No one expects GERALD. F. LAIRD.

by hr on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

leadoff triple and a leadoff

double lead to jack shit… June-August Cardinals back?

by vaneasy2338 on Oct 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

My beer:inning ratio is not good

Grumblemoneyballgrumble

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, rachel weisz.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

oh ok. switching channels.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw Dream House today w/ her Daniel Craig & Naomi Watts.

Weisz & Watts are total babes and I have no idea how Craig looks that good at age 40-something.

Anyway, the movie was junk – very disjointed. Felt like two separate films one horror story and one murder mystery. During the middle of the film my friend nudged me and, reading my mind, asked, “Did I black out for 20 minutes or so cause I’m totally confused.”

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by azruavatar on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone think it's strange the phillies had 102 wins?

i know their rotation is phenomenal, but their offense is pretty average

by shoe gays on Oct 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed...

they seem like a shell of a team.

by guayzimi on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok who left a banana peel on the field...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

can't argue too much w/ lohse

but doing this with carp was an unnecessary play

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're back!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put me down for a +1 with a side of bacon

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not gonna act like i had an opinion beforehand

it would have looked great if it worked. but it hasn’t worked and now it looks like a pointless gamble

by prophetjohn on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it didn't maximize our chances

said it at the time
and still believe it, regardless of how the next few innings go

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently someone bought him a full length mirror overnite.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody told Sager to turn down the outfit

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright

What is your Franklin of choice tonight?

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by azruavatar on Oct 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

you should really say

tea, earl grey, hot
and win some geek points

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sierra nevada torpedo IPA

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more alcohol

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

quitter

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Words cannot describe how drunk I was, man

I passed out for the majority of the 3rd quarter

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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

Way too much last nite…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam Adams black lager to start

But about to switch to burboun

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had my share of franklins pregame

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sailor Jerry's on ice

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

Rollins bashes one off the top of the wall again

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

tlr too

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

insert Bull Durham quote here...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those were strikes for Lee.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee get that strike.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

criminy

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

oh great

a walk and a stolen base

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

Pence totally bails out on 1st pitch curveball.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

getting the bullpen up in the 2nd...

awesome

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

salas?

why are westy and ejax on the roster?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So there would be a reason to leave Sanchez off the roster.

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by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, between the NYY-DET game and this,

you’d think it was almost as if there was a World Series matchup MLB wanted to see.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't decide whether I'd rather see

the Brewers or the Phillies in the WS.

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I think Bud Selig knows.

Actually, hold on.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on...

the Phillies are the Yankees of the NL. Look into your heart and forgive the untucking…

by guayzimi on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a little more inclined toward this.

But fuck you Deputy Douche and Nyjer Morgan!

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah those guys make it tough...

I just want to see Longoria and Matt Moore destroy them all…

by guayzimi on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

never

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't you the guy

that rebelled against the current playoff structure, and wanted to hand the NLCS to the Phillies a week or so ago, because they were so obviously the best team?

by Merry CRasmus on Oct 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

“Fuck” -Chris Carpenter

by Fred Stochl on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

slider was ugly there.

somebody get westbrook up. i wish i were joking.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Salas up

why the fuck would it be Salas? why not Jackson/WB?

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Salas should not be warming.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Because if Carp leaves with the bases loaded

You want a reliever in there, not someone who’s going to take an inning to settle down.

"He's a one-tool player. And that tool is his mouth."
BCB post regarding Ryan Theriot

by fightin'_eyerash on Oct 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Figures the Philly offense would wake up for this series

Umps squeezing the strikezone for the Cards sure doesn’t help.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

the bad blowback of

wishing them to beat the braves 3 times
which required some waking up on its own

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thak God.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

what is amazing is that they are only up 4-0. We have 7 innings. we can do this.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Now you get Jackson/Westbrook up.

And let them start the inning clean.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Serious question

Stick to beer or switch to Burboun

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

keep with the beer for now; save the bourbon for bigger deficits

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus you don't want to tarnish bourbon with bad memories...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

instead of burboun

stick to beer.

very easy

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The last time Carp walked 3 batters in a game was August 11.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The part that really pisses me off? You can't use Jackson tonight

unless you want Westbrook to start Game 4.

I hated this decision from the moment it was made.

by CBonerfied on Oct 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse could go on short rest.

Oh dear God that sounds terrible.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats Bob Tewksbury up to these days?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just get done watching this week's episode of The Office?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barely...

I watch it out of loyalty… and because I’m too lazy to delete the Season Pass.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp would still have pitched in Game 3

at home, and Garcia in Game 4. We know Oswalt, and Hamels is the most fickle of their big four. Put Lohse out in Game 5, hope for the best, and if the best would have happened, Carp would be ready for Game 1 of the NLCS.

Terrible decision then, playing out in front of our eyes right now.

by CBonerfied on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, Carp is leading off the top of the 3rd....

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

its the end of a long season

carp led the league in innings, regular rest seems a must

loshe had some time off at the end. might make a bit more sense for him

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait...

Carp is… Fuck you TLR

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

what can you say

huh??

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

full count

nice

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp has now seen more pitches than every other Cardinal except Theriot

lolwut

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Carp had a better AB than pujols

Saw 6 pitches instead of 1 and got a fly ball into the outfield

Catchy tagline needed

by Podlol on Oct 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

But, but, fewest errors!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that when he was managing

the 2001 World Series Champion Diamondbacks © ??

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They showed a stat earlier with a .988 fielding pct

said it ws the best in tehmajors this year.

Catchy tagline needed

by Podlol on Oct 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

In terms of UZR/150, we're worse

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay Craig

just reach base…..get Pujols up in this inning.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

those pitches were in the exact same spot

one was called a ball, one was called a strike

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

a walk!

awesome

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike zone more even at least

Small victories

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Hey

The ump missed one.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That curve was just dirty... wow

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair that had 15" of break.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But beyond that AB. He’s looked much more like April AP than August AP.

by Fred Stochl on Oct 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

something tells me Lee's approach might be a tad different for those two batters

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unpossible

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES, YES YOU DO.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

apu struggling again

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He has no patience at all at the plate.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ummm... I think Albert swung at one in the strike zone.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

the strike zone in every playoff game so far

has been ridiculously pitcher-friendly. it’s impossible to be patient under those circumstances.

by shoe gays on Oct 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It wasn't for Scherzer... it felt like everything there was called a ball.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had a few pitches in the zone called balls

but the zone was pretty wide for him as well. fister benefited from an absurd zone last night

by shoe gays on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the plus side

Pujols isn’t raising his price with a Carlos Beltran style playoff performance…

by DiscoJer on Oct 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Flagged.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

That's more like it

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp - gettin into a groove.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as he doesn't shake

his groove thang I think we’ll all be ok…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to tell the team that they're 1 GB and Atlanta just lost.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta SCOAR SUM RUNZ

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp

Some folks wanted to know why Carp batted leading off the third. Take a look…

by deweydell on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I know that if we lose this game people will blame TLR and the Carp start

But the bigger story has to be the failure to move runners and get hits with RISP

by Fred Stochl on Oct 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, big part of it

no holliday
apu only 5/21 since they left st louis

berk trying, but needs some help

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

CCDNGAFATFTI

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

For Torty

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can we pull out all the rally images now?

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

plus some

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Checking in

We’re losing. Let’s stop.

That’s all.

by mojowo11 on Oct 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to start leaning into pitches...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday, only the ball and the foul were actually balls.

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
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by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

from BYB - RALLY VEGETABLES!

"Nothing Motte does is quiet. It's mostly screamy and intense." - sheckiezx
"I'm a graduate of the Mike Shannon School of Diction" - Al Hrabosky

by monkeysareblue on Oct 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS strike zone and Gameday's strike zone are not the same size

TBS has a smaller zone it appears.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WALK

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

Did we just walk? HFS!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

2 walks

positive development

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Or...just watch.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swing at strikes please

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And there's a ball that was clearly a strike.

This ump has been promoted well past his level of mediocrity.

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing at strikes Freese!

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss those days.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

brewers are handling that part

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi gonna Yad?

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese just watched the same pitch twice

Fail

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

what were you looking for tastee?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Something away, as always

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey freese, that thing in your hands,

swing it!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh. Saving his arm as much as possible, I guess.

blogan22 bill logan by KMOXWheeler
@Buster_ESPN Chris carpenter not throwing warmup pitches between innings.

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umpire clearly using sonar tonight.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee

Lee’s going to have 60+ pitches after 4. As long as he keeps getting that low strike, we need to get him out of there…

by deweydell on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Word

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, "runner" stretching it a bit on Yadi.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

glad berk decided to put on the brakes there

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Theriot....

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

RIOT!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah baby!!!

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

RIOT!!!!!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

to be honest... I did not

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERIOT!

I hate you marginally less now!

#FireTLR

by The Continental on Oct 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

...

RIOT!!!!

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

in play, run(s)!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

A RUN

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, Yadi goin' first to third.

sneaky fast.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and then they insult him.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well done you Therrible baseball player

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

In Play Run(s)!!!!!!

This is clever because I’m watching tv

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

runs are good

Nyjer Morgan Fan Club President

by peppermartin on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

JAY BIRD!!!!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL RUN!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

good job jaybird

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

SCOARING MOAR RUNZ!!!!

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job jay!!!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

got a hand in there!

heh, is that Waino?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL RISE

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Running back to third.

Was probably trying to draw the throw because Pence can throw.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence has a rocket arm

Even thought he can’t throw overhand

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pence has a rocket arm

Even though he can’t throw overhand

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

SBN'd

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jay running bases like a mofo

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Punto pinch-hitting.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done carp in limiting the damage. Cmon Punto!!

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

el punto

i guess little choice with no cpat

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Punto in, Salas in the pen

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
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by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Rooney's wording there

“The pitching coach will go to the mound to talk to Lee about Punto”

Sounds like they are gonna make fun of his pants or something.

by Fred Stochl on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear tlr, i hope this was not actually your plan.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

if it was

retire

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think he planned for Carpenter to go 4 innings

and PH for him with punto in the 4th?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, not really.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why on earth is Holliday not the pinch hitter here?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they can't find a replacement hand in philly

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per the broadcasters, Holliday may have hurt himself worse in last night's AB.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, I"m just watching on gameday

Ugh.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look up, ctrl+F stream

Who’s Torty?

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you love that tortoise

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's Dave Duncan?

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter. EDIT: (I think)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle?

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter. EDIT: (I think)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp couldve done that.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh, nada por el punto

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

strike 3 to Punto is Lee's 25th pitch of the inning

need some more Furking

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play Chooch.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jay

that’s Chooch, son.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

even your judiciadonk won't take him down.

even moreso because of that.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

shoulda slud

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe, but I bet he still gets called out.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

At least Ruiz showed us what being a catcher is all about. Toughness.

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 2.6 as of Sept 28
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Better chance the catcher just flat out drops the ball as he catches it on his left and sweeps back to his right for the tag. But the ball beat Jay home and umpires are consistent in giving that call to the defense.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

So

That lead-off triple would be nice to have now

by Fred Stochl on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

He’d have never gotten to the plate.

by Stanley1 on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well fuck

Atleast we pulled within one

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

so...

when are they going to enforce the rule about not blocking the plate without the ball?

by shoe gays on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruiz does that every time.

Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?"
Shaquille O’Neill: "I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

by cj2k on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray Lankford is disappointed in you.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I say that as a joke.

I agree with you.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No joke

He just did a running forearm to the face of Ruiz

by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, unnecessarily violent

would have had a much better chance of scoring by sliding

by apack on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-3

out at home. Nice play by Ruiz. I don’t think Jay was gonna be safe if he tried a slide anyway, Jay did everything he could there

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

at least he tried to act like Rose running over Fosse

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, can't be dissapointed by three in that inning though,

and Jay gave it his all. I can’t complain. Being down by 1 is still infinitely better than four.

Dallas Clark: Some tight ends catch. Some block. Clark just owns.

by Sir Sci on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Pulling carpenter, while bold, isn’t even a bad move. Especially with Jackson and Westy in the pen.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Meals' strike zone

About as consistent as our entire season.

Appalling that this guy is on a post-season umpire crew after the blown call earlier this season…which, incidentally, would have given us a one-game lead going into 162 and possibly negating the need to use Carpenter in that game.

What I’m trying to say is: fuck Jerry Meals.

by DickViolent on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Overflow Thread

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Oct 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Props to Jay

All year I’ve seen STL runners pussy-foot around on plays like that. Nice to see somebody go in hard, and legal, and actually try to score a run like it means something.

by Stanley1 on Oct 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

But it is.....

And until it’s not, when the plate is blocked, that is how you go in.

by Stanley1 on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jump to new thread

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Oct 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

crazy oquendo

loves sending guys. though I would have there too, still. he’s crazy

Jermaine Dye fan since KC. He's STILLLLLLLLLL GOT IT!!! now lets get him...and a real closer (named rafael soriano). Thats all, thats all I want.

by Yadi on Oct 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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