We're here with open arms.
This is an open invitation for all Cubs fans, past and present, to finally write off the perpetual and forever frustrating Northside boys and join THE BEST fanbase in the world. To do otherwise is not only a continued exercise in futility, but an open admission that you are a closet masochist, and not worthy of a winner (at least in baseball).
I mean, really, is there that much pride in saying "My team hasn't won a World Series in 107 years!" I don't think so, and bragging about it is like boasting you had your first complete set of dentures before the third grade. The decision is yours, and while we won't make a public spectacle of it, know that deep in our hearts we are so saddened to see such a waste of a life.
See you next year.