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St. Louis Cardinals @ Milwaukee Brewers NLCS Game 2: The Small Sample That Is The Postseason

MILWAUKEE, WI - OCTOBER 09:  David Freese #23 of the St. Louis Cardinals hits a 3-run home run in  the top of the fourth inning against the Milwaukee Brewers during Game one of the National League Championship Series at Miller Park on October 9, 2011 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

One of the things about playoff baseball that has bothered me from childhood has been the fact that the television networks broadcasting the games quickly grab ahold of players' postseason statistics and force them upon the viewing audience. For me it started with Mark Lemke back in 1991 when he turned in a postseason performance completely and utterly out of character. A prototypical middle infielder of his era, Lemke would dig in during those playoffs and on the screen would be his obscene batting average. I think it was over .400 for the entirety of the postseason but who can be sure these twenty years later? Even as a child it was astounding to me that this low-.200s hitter was hitting like Ted Williams. This was before sample sizes and all of that but even then I didn't understand why those covering the game were so quick to cast aside regular season stat lines.

TBS is carrying on this time-honored tradition this postseason. Very quickly the players' postseason stat lines took prominence on the display as the batters they belong to dig into the box to take their hacks. At least TBS has the decency to include a tiny footnote with their regular season stats on it so the viewers at home can get an idea of what we should probably expect from these hitters and pitchers.

Providing the regular season baseline does run contrary to those narratives that so often take hold in the chill of autumn. There is no denying that for that short six-game stretch in 1991 Mark Lemke did hit something like Ted Williams, at least in terms of average. Similarly, for a two starts in the 2006 NLCS Jeff Suppan resembled Bob Gibson if Bob Gibson didn't strike anybody out. This dynamic is at once the beauty and the sorrow of the postseason. The stats start over by rule and allow journeymen to ride a hot streak into the game's October lore.

The Cardinals are now six games into their October quest. This seems as good a time as any arbitrarily chosen time to take a gander at some of our hitters' 2011 postseason numbers and see who is likely to have their numbers even out--for better or worse--in the three to six games that remain in this Suds Series sequel.

Star-divide

Ryan Theriot:  .429/.429/.571/1.000  If you believe Theriot is capable of maintaining this pace, which was actually slowed by yesterday's 0 for 4 performance, I suspect you belong to the Cult of Lemke. A career .282/.344/.353/.697 hitter, Theriot continued a career decline as his production slid downward to .271/.321/.342/.662 this 2011 season. It would seem that there are more outs made than hits in his near future.

David Freese:  .286/.316/.667/.985  Many have wondered where Freese's power went to after he slugged at a higher level during his stint in the minors than he has in St. Louis. That power seems to have been found, manifesting itself in these playoffs. Freese has more than doubled his career .429 SLG mark as a big leaguer in the first six games. It seems a fair bet that his SLG numbers will fall. Hopefully they wind up closer to his .531 career minor-league SLG level than his major-league SLG level.

Matt Holliday:  .308/.357/.308/.665 Benched due to injury in the early games of the NLDS, Holliday has an even smaller sample of PAs to his credit than others on this list. Nonetheless, his power showing has been the opposite of Freese's as it is far below his career mark of .541. It's difficult to know how his hand injury is affecting his power. So far his contact skills have been right on par with his career .315 BA as he has sprayed liners and sharp grounders around. Some longer liners and deeper flies would be nice to see in the days ahead.

Lance Berkman:  .227/.320/.409/.729  A postseason that started with a bang in the form of his three-run dinger off of Roy Halladay in the first inning of NLDS Game 1 has been rather grounded since. A career .296/.409/.545/.945 hitter, Berkman's 2011 line is nearly identical. Even as his average slumps, his keen hitting eye keeps him from becoming a black hole in the lineup. Berkman missed several hittable pitches in Game 1. One shouldn't expect that to continue. Berk should soon start Berking.

Yadier Molina:  .182/.250/.182/.432  Undeniably colored by his heroics in the 2006 NLCS, I did not expect Yadi to post such a line this postseason, especially coming off his best season with the bat to date of .305/.349/.465/.814. This production valley is far deeper than one should expect from Yadi this postseason.

Albert Pujols:  .333/.385/.458/.843  It speaks to Pujols's track record that a BA-heavy .843 OPS somehow feels disappointing. This is likely due to the fact that his four-hit game was a Cardinals loss. Pujols's walk-light line isn't that different from his regular season one, save the power. He swatted three doubles in Game 3 of the NLDS and those are all of his extra-base hits these playoffs. Pujols posted a career-low SLG of .541 this season. One wonders how long opposing pitchers can keep Pujols without a postseason home run.

If this column were written six games into the 1991 postseason, Mark Lemke would have been highlighted as a player very likely to regress to his true talent level of a .250 hitter. Lemke finished the 1991 playoffs with a .426 batting average. That's the thing about the postseason. A slump can swallow it. A hot streak can last through its final PA. Anything can happen. Even so, these are the Cardinals hitters that seem most likely to regress one way or the other in my mind.

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brewers...

hart
morgan
braun
fielder
weeks
hairston
betancourt
lucroy
marcum

looking for free tickets to game 4

by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 10, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

holliday has not looked good, despite getting some hits.

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering this to.

if holliday’s slg has anything to do with his tendonitis, and I think that likely, then another day or two without gripping a bat maybe in order. plus, craig does better when he hasn’t been left on the bench too long. does anyone know if holli had that cortisone shot?

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Oct 10, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

cardinals...

@CardsInsider St. Louis Cardinals
Cards lineup for Game 2 at MIL: Furcal, Jay, Pujols, Holliday, Berkman, Molina, Freese, Punto, and Jackson. Game time 7:05 cent

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

holliday back in the 4 spot. interesting.

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the best possible lineup, IMO.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would bat Holliday second, Freese 6th and Jay 7th, but this is pretty close

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've long wanted Holliday batting second.

Unfortunately I don’t think that will ever happen.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice lineup

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 10, 2011 5:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I really hope they beat the bastard brewers tonight.

I have to admit, I was really hoping to see a four game sweep of the asshats, just to shut them up. Alas, it was not to be. Get a win tonight and steal home field advantage, that’s all I ask el Birdos.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

its funny how homefield advantage doesn't really seem like that much of an advantage, because of the order in which they play the games.

if the road team takes 1 of the first 2, they have the potential to sweep at home and win the thing. although i am certainly not advocating this, it seems like a 2-2-1-1-1 format would actually give a real “home field” advantage.

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is how it is in the NBA

up until the Finals, that is (when it switches to 2-3-2)

by matt man on Oct 10, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of homefield advantages...

I’m sure it’s not lost on most that whoever wins the NLCS gets it in the WS. Thanks to All-Star Game MVP Prince Fielder. How great would that be for the Cards to get a boost from our friends in Milwaukee?

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by peppermartin on Oct 10, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we just bat around in the first inning

and run the score up on these F*ckers!

Sorry for swearing.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Oct 10, 2011 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't know what word fasteriskckers is,

but it’s not easy to pronounce.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not dead

now that it’s out of the way, I will now disappear for 2-3 days again…
GO CRADNALS

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by CodyG on Oct 10, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Surprised and disappointed they aren't playing Casey McGehee

after he 3 homer game against EJax… I guess they have caught on to his stench.

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Theriot Postseason Splits

From MLB.com
vs. LHP (5-6) .833/.833/1.167
vs. RHP (1-8) .125/.125/.125

Platoon anyone?

by bdief on Oct 10, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Single-digit PAs won't tell you anything about anything

But is true that he’s a better hitter over his career versus lefties.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Oct 10, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some here thought the trade for Theriot was a trade for a platoon partner at 2B for Schumaker.

Those folks liked the trade. But his postseason platoon splits are much less meaningful than his career platoon splits.

Theriot vs. LHP: .301/.373/.401/.775
Theriot vs. LHP: .276/.334/.337/.671

That 104-gap in OPS over Theriot’s career is why he should probably only ever play against a lefty.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a pretty darn good OBP vs. LHP

damnit tony

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one is his split agains RHP?

you accidentally typed LHP twice.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

and by agains i mean against.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bottom.

My mistake.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

never mind.

actually reading your comment makes it clear. sorry.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beltre is en fuego this postseason

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 10, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

BrooksBaseball.net has their plots updated this quickly?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really cool.

I didn’t know any site did that.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I know computer programming

But I’m pretty sure it’s a pretty simple script—-I’m not sure why they all don’t considering the PITCHf/x data is all loaded into an XML updated on every pitch.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

do you know what pitch it was i want to go back on my dvr

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 1-0 to Napoli

Granted he was set up inside, but that’s a joke

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't look quite as bad on Gameday

still an obvious missed call, though.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Flight

This is by my own research, but it could be wrong…
but, the Cardinals are 14-0 on get away games dating back to the Florida series at the beginning of August, including the playoffs.

get some runs

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Oct 10, 2011 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HAPPY FLIGHT!

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Oct 10, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be watching from work tonight

so I’m clearly just one bad inning away from getting fired.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Oct 10, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

santiago fail

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts -- for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang

by EinFesteBusch on Oct 10, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

tigers love to bat their worst hitters 1-2-3

no one noticed all year because they won but now people are catching on

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz

@MattSebek Matt Sebek
Unique insight. Why even play the game? RT @BJRains: Shaun Marcum has given up at least five earned runs in four of his past five starts.

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Marcum pitches to the loss column?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 10, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of this going around.

Jayson Stark, for example, has tweeted the following:

Past performance is no guarantee of future results. But Berkman, Pujols, Fucal, Freese & Molina are a combined 7 for 56 (.125) vs Marcum
On the other hand, Hairston, Weeks, Hart & Tony Plush are a combined 18 for 32 lifetime (.563) vs Edwin Jackson.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony plush?

Who is that guy?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Oct 10, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's cody

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

mind

blown

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 169
NL Record: 2011 Cardinals, 169
ML Record: 1990 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Oct 10, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he note that this will be the biggest start of Marcums career

and only his 2nd career postseason start?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 10, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that matters too much.

Just like I don’t think players’ individual lines over a handful of plate appearances against a certain pitcher matter too terribly much.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes a lucky bastard so far

also wish Delmon Young wouldn’t have swung at ball 4 ball 5 and ball 6 last AB

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

woooo

3 run tater. saw that coming after hbp debacle

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BYB just went apeshit

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 10, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a mess

I thought Leyland was going to get tossed there….

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strange that he was really complaining too much about an HBP

Yeah it takes a run off the board, but a 2-2 count turns into a man on first is still a good outcome.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

holland is bizarre

either throws a 2 hitter or gets lit up like a christmas tree

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Raburn goes yahd

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 10, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

check this out
He’s one in 500. That’s what the doctors say. Max Scherzer has heterochromia. His eyes are different colors. His right eye, the blue one, gleams with energy, like a hungry wolf’s. The brown eye is the watchful one, deep and refined like a walnut finish, the perfect color to unnerve someone with a stare.

http://www.mutigers.com/sports/m-basebl/spec-rel/030706aag.html

do it for torty!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he's related to Stavi theChair

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 10, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

See this is what Carpenter needs

then when people accuse him of staring at hitters he can say “no, that’s just the way my eyes look”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Oct 10, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Tigers lineup was 1 for 13...

coming into the game against Holland. I don’t understand how this could be happening. Raburn was hitless in one at bat.

by guayzimi on Oct 10, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ugh

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/10/08/simpsons-al-jean-renewal/

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

at this point I hope it goes on forever

it’s not like it can further damage its legacy or whatever it is people worry about, and I usually laugh whenever I catch a new one on accident.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, it's time to end it

This is like the Rolling Stones still touring. Have some pride.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought seasons 10-20 or so were the slow decline into mediocrity

The last couple were near abomination. if you keep it going, it’ll only get worse and devolve further into self parody. We don’t need any more of that shit.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't need to get rid of it, though

consider the replacement level on fox’s animation block.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they should probably give someone new a chance

Rather than continuing to air Simpsons and Family Guy and the Cleveland Show. There are a lot of funny people out there.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Adventures of Torty & Sir Glovington?

C’mon! That’d be awesome!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was one episode last season that was the worst thing I've ever seen

Yeah, it’s sucked for awhile. So why do you want it to continue? Just looking for the spectacle? And you call yourself a vegetarian…

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess whenever I catch a few minutes of it, I enjoy it. It's reassuring that it's still there, somehow.

I would have preferred it end when it was still good, but that bird flew a long time ago.

by a fink on Oct 10, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't think we should keep it running just because of it's legacy

It’s time for some new ideas.

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of self-parody....

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

er, yes?

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never gotten the late-period Bowie renaissance thing,

although there are certainly a couple albums I haven’t heard. I like some of Earthling, but other than that for my tastes there hasn’t been much good Bowie or Bowie-related music since around 1980 besides the Labyrinth soundtrack and Flight of the Conchords’ parody of him (seriously, this is so fucking hilarious, I could watch it all day).

by BTown Birds fan on Oct 10, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flight of the Conchords is/are hilarious.

I like Bowie in spots. I think Earthling is good and Outside was interesting. He still spins off great songs every once in a while. No, there are no more classics, but I’m glad he’s still making music.

by a fink on Oct 10, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who's also a Bowie fan

and he subscribes completely to the renaissance view – he thinks the trio of Hours, Heathen, and Reality are three of his best albums. I just don’t get it. I’m sure if I listened to some of his later stuff more there would be some songs that would stick with me, but I really haven’t been too excited by anything since Scary Monsters (and even that feels like the start of the decline).

by BTown Birds fan on Oct 10, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I think about it, the only artist I can come up with who's been around

a comparable amount of time and with whom I’m as excited about the newer stuff as I am about the earlier stuff is Tom Waits. That dude is just amazing – more than 30 years after his first album in 1973, some of the new stuff on his last release in 2006 was among the best of his career. (And he has a new album out later this month!!)

Now, I’m off to go buy some nipple antennae.

by BTown Birds fan on Oct 10, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like David Byrne's new stuff

I wouldn’t say I’m as excited by it as I am by the talking heads, but given how good the early stuff is (for instance, Road to Nowhere is about the greatest 4 minutes of sounds ever produced by humankind) that can be forgiven.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Oct 10, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would recommend doing that

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Oct 10, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's interesting

I need to listen to it again, I got it and then only really listened to it once.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dug the shit out of Small Craft On Milk Sea

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, ordered.

(notice how I didn’t say “downloaded?” I’m so old-school, it’s fascist)

by a fink on Oct 10, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, are you also "crypto?"

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think some of his earlier solo stuff - Uh Oh especially - is as good

as (if not better than) a lot of the Talking Heads stuff but his last couple haven’t done as much for me.

by BTown Birds fan on Oct 10, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

re: Bowie

it kind of surprised me how much I liked this, since I happen to feel the same way about both Bowie & Reznor….interesting, but nothing to get excited about.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you familiar with Bowie's peak?

Station to Station through Scary Monsters is absolutely brilliant, and there’s some amazing material prior to that as well.

by a fink on Oct 10, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's almost certainly got some good shit that I haven't listened to

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

When somethin gfrom Ziggy stardust comes on my random shuffle

I turn off the random and finish the album

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Oct 10, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's still drawing rating, that means people are still watching it.

Presumably, people aren’t stupid enough to watch something they don’t enjoy.

So why, then, is it “time to end it,” if the franchise is still profitable and making people happy?

Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean no one does, and it doesn’t make your aesthetic judgment better than anyone else’s.

And this is from a guy who hasn’t watched an episode of the Simpsons in over a decade.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think my aesthetic judgment is objectively better than the average

And I give you Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Transformers: Dark of the Moon as evidence.

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by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no such thing as "objective"

when it comes to aesthetics.

To someone who adores nothing more than seeing explosions and CGI of cities being crushed, then the Transformers seuqels are a godsend. Judging by the success of the films, there are plenty of those folks out there.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm being semi-facetious

But those movies are clearly for the “MY BRAIN IS OFF: ENTERTAIN ME WITH SOMETHING” crowd, which I can and will judge.

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by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd disagree with aesthetics being completely subjective,

but then we get into things like the philosophical nature of beauty which i don’t think people will ever completely agree on.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So aesthetics is not completely subjective,

but our opinions about aesthetics are completely subjective? Way to defend aesthetics by giving the shaft to meta-aesthetics! ;)

Although, I’ll admit, the philosophy grad student in me mostly just wants to extend the debate about aesthetics so that time passes more quickly until the game.

by Zoryal on Oct 10, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you don't think movies, televesion, etc.

have a duty to try to raise the standards of entertainment? People will watch whatever is on, might as well at least make it somewhat intelligent or artistically viable.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your BBC and PBS, then.

No, television has no duty to do anything in particular. It’s a business venture, not a fiduciary custodian of some undefinable standard.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't watch BBC and PBS, I watch TV to be entertained

I don’t think that the aesthetic quality of something is completely subjective and undefinable.

By that logic you would argue that I could film a dog shitting on the lawn and wiping his ass on the ground for 5 minutes, and that would be the same quality and have the same right to be seen as a Scorsese movie.

Yes, Fascism is something to be feared, but so is complete populism.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't watch PBS you are missing some of TV's most entertaining programs.

There are some great features on the Masterpiece program. Nature is also very cool and might be one of the most engaging shows aesthetically.

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by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it is

But I’m usually looking for something a little more edgy and narrative based.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't like watching baseball that much anymore

I mean I still enjoy it, especially if I like the starting pitchers, and the playoffs are exciting, but I don’t think I could sit down for 3 hours and watch a Cardinals-Pirates game with Al Hrabosky anymore.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because you don't like Hrabosky doesn't mean...

….

No, not even I can defend Al and stay in good conscience.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all

Unless you’re looking for it to be. That’s why I think I liked baseball more when I was younger – because I could buy into some of the narratives.

But the outcome of each game is just whatever comes out of a big meting pot of randomness. And that makes it harder to be invested in the narratives.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

god damnit

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm so on a roll.

First I half-way won a mini-debate that vaguely involved statistics (see how much I hedged that?), and now this! EVERYTHING’S COMING UP FINK!

by a fink on Oct 10, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can and it does.

The Jackass movies pretty well embrace that theory of entertainment.

Just because you’d prefer something else doesn’t make what exists not good.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you think that all people's opinions and work should be treated with equal respect

That complexity, attention to detail, attempts at reaching profound ideas – none of these things should get any credence. Anyone has the right to smear shit on canvas and call it art? And people can’t complain when all forms of art follows suit?

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you think that all people's opinions and work should be treated with equal respect?

Yes. And the US constitution and bill of rights tend to back me up on that.

That complexity, attention to detail, attempts at reaching profound ideas – none of these things should get any credence.

No. I’m saying that something doesn’t have to be shut down completely because someone that has different tastes thinks it shouldn’t be there. These aren’t your dollars at work. It’s a private venture. The people at FOX can do what they want.

Anyone has the right to smear shit on canvas and call it art?

Yes. People can and do make low-effort, crappy stuff all the time and call it art. Robert Jordan and (in his more recent works) Steven King have made careers of this. I’m not going to say that we should remove all their computers and pens from them to prevent them from ever writing again, though.

And people can’t complain when all forms of art follows suit?

Complain and criticize all you like. Our initial disagreement came from you saying something you didn’t like should be shut down. Feel free to say, “I don’t like the Simpsons,” but expect to be disagreed with by me if you essentially say, “The Simpsons should be shut down because my word is absolute law in this matter and I think it’s not worth the effort anymore.”

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually the constitution does not back you up

There is a reason we have elected officials, because any idiot can tell you that some people are smarter and better than others.

I’m saying I want Simpsons canceled, so a new, hopefully better show, can take it’s place. I’m allowed to have that opinion you fascist.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if serious.

I need to know whether you’re being facetious or not with the fascist crack at the end before I can figure out how to respond.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're telling me I can't have an opinion about whether or not Simpsons should remain on air and scum up my TV

That’s what makes you a fascist bastard.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still not sure if serious.

Did you not see two posts up where I said "Feel free to say, "I don’t like the Simpsons."

Whatever, dude. You win. Enjoy it.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzzySNuZb4c

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're conflating saying "in my opinion something should end"

with “this must end.” there’s a drastic difference between what vep’s saying, however wrong he is (very wrong), and crypto-fascism.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree with your assessment,

but in deference to maintaining a civil discourse, I’ll drop it.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw some more groundballs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

basically, yes
Anyone has the right to smear shit on canvas and call it art?

The act of drawing a frame around something (regardless of what it is) is the act of art-making itself. There’s a passage in Zappa’s autobiography where he talks about this….I think the example he used is (paraphrasing) “if John Cage drinks orange juice and puts a contact mike on his throat, and then calls it music, it is.”

Your usage of the term “right” in the quoted sentence is noteworthy. When anybody tries to give artists an absolute law, a command—you must do this or you must not do that—artists will immediately try to find a way to subvert or undermine that imperative.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree strongly with zapp there

I think art has a crucial moral component. but I’m too busy to argue about it.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

zappa even

I’m too busy to use my entire keyboard. I am a very busy individual who cannot be bothered. etc.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, I'm interested to hear you elaborate on that at some point

now that I’ve brought it up, I’ll have to go find the damn book and actually quote it.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the summary is that I'm just a crotchety old man

who worries that his english department has abandoned the task of evaluating literature and sentenced itself to its own eventual irrelevance as a result.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry

now that anyone can put a novel online in an electric format that can be download for a tenth of the cost of real books, literature will see a renaissance like nothing before.

Provided these people have spell check. maybe. kk tnx

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by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sort of like sportswriting?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about literature

though I think mfa fiction types like myself need to worry more about an external audience than we do, lest we end up conceding it to something else. but english departments have to get their acts together.

self-publishing is really exciting but I’m too much of an egomaniac to do it.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

self-publishing will lead to some really great stuff getting out there that wouldn't have

it will cause everyone to have to sift through a lot of shit smeared on canvas before anyone can read it.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thats when you got bullshit modern art, like someone smearing shit on canvas

I’ve read Zappa’s book and it’s hilarious. But Zappa’s argument seem to contradict his own work, which was incredibly intricate and clearly striving to do something else besides breaking the rules.

As a musician yourself, are you not offended by really crappy music that is clearly done just so it can make money? Does listening to Tyga not depress you just a little bit?

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

...
Well thats when you got bullshit modern art, like someone smearing shit on canvas

Not that people literally do that (Serrano being an obvious exception, but there’s a little more to it than that….)

But Zappa’s argument seem to contradict his own work, which was incredibly intricate and clearly striving to do something else besides breaking the rules.

Zappa was also pretty adamant about not taking things too seriously, which is why he’s singing about poop while playing all that very sophisticated music.

As a musician yourself, are you not offended by really crappy music that is clearly done just so it can make money? Does listening to Tyga not depress you just a little bit?

I don’t know if offended is the right word, but I certainly would prefer if everything in the world magically comported to my tastes ahead of time. I also know that I initially hated a lot of things that I now really enjoy, so even “my taste” is something that’s variable, rather than constant.

As far as making money is concerned, well….everybody’s got bills to pay. I try to avoid stuff I don’t like cause life is short. Now, if you hold me down and force me to listen to Britney, I might get pretty angry after a while….

Pretty much, the way I’ve learned to try to evaluate entertainment/art/whatever is to determine two things….1) what’s the author’s intent? and 2) are they succeeding on their own terms? Once I feel like I have a handle on those two things, then I can start to get a hold of what I think about something.

I guess Britney doesn’t make me nearly as angry as Simon Cowell does, if that makes any sense. I get really irritated at a lot of contempoary rap, but I’m not going to tell Lil Jon that he doesn’t have a right to do what he does.

(This is a good thing if I’ve never heard of Tyga, is that right?)

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by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy smeared shit on canvas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Ofili

Although, it’s actually an image not just random shit.

Zappa seems mostly satirical to me. His lyrics are actually well thought out, just not in a particularly serious way. Satire is a form of art in itself, and Zappa was damn good at it (Joe’s Garage is possibly the funniest album of all time).

I agree that taste covers a lot of things, but I also think there have to be some standards for art/entertainment. I guess then James Joyce could tell us everything we do is crap and should not see the light of day.

I don’t really know where I stand on this I guess.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, see, that's what I'm getting at

it not just the usage itself, it’s the reason why, in context….why does he choose to use elephant shit, and not something else?

And that’s why I think attempting to formulate some set of rigid, objective standards for artistic expression is a fool’s errand. The proverbial poop-on-canvas isn’t happening in a vacuum, there’s some sort of motivation behind it, and that needs to be taken into account.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I think a lot of the motivations are not artistic

Some, like the Simpsons I would argue, would be to continue to make money and preserve their legacy rather than the make interesting stuff. Some just do it to be different.

Those people of course have the right to do whatever they want, but I think they should really not do those things. They just pollute the good stuff.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

just fyi

chris ofili is very satirical

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by YesWeOquendo on Oct 10, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't have a pressing obligation,

but i’d like to think that people who make art would like to make good art, not just make money. perhaps that’s rare, but the attitude is preferable to me.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Simpsons is objectively shit now, it's a fact

People may not be stupid enough to watch something they don’t enjoy, but they are stupid enough to enjoy new Simpsons.

If we keep producing stuff just because people enjoy it, our culture is going to go to shit. Oh, wait…

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you run for president of sabermetrics in 20 years

I’m going to blackmail you with this egregious misuse of “objectively” and “fact.”

The Simpsons is a Pretty Good show, and for my money is better now than it was during most of your slow descent through mediocrity. I wish it were better, and I wish FOX had a better grasp of comedy than they do, so that I could be confident it would be replaced with something that wasn’t far worse, but it isn’t and I don’t.

by DanUpBaby on Oct 10, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Which metrics are you going with? “Number of timed VEP laughs per episode?”

As I said above, there is no “objective” when it comes to what people like. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be there. That’s bordering on fascist.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was mostly joking

But c’mon the show has clearly gone to shit. You can argue that it’s a matter of taste, but that’s just being contrary.

The Simpsons is only still running because of it’s legacy, not because the writers have any interesting ideas left.

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, because I don't agree with you,

I’m being contrarian. I don’t see it that way.

But then, that’s probably my contrarian nature kicking in.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's certainly not bad (IMO)

It’s never going to get back to the peak of seasons 3-8 or whatever exactly they were (10-15 years ago now!!), but every once in a while I fire up an episode on Hulu and I’ve found them to be consistently fairly good – not exactly the highest praise, but it’s definitely worth continuing to make.

by BTown Birds fan on Oct 10, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I still remember the first show that was a Christmas special – what a great episode.

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by peppermartin on Oct 10, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and may it go on forever being overdubbed in spanish in latin america

which, to me, makes it even funnier

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by peppermartin on Oct 10, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

maybe given time they’ll become glorious again. I mean they’ve already passed the point of batting .500 on awesome episodes.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Oct 10, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

sparsely

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The XXL Chalupa

In unrelated news, the US faces a national health problem from eating way too much all the time.

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by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Fang is pretty gross

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how they add cheese sauce to it
“Hmmm, we’ve already made this bigger than an XL Chalupa…….and it’s a deep fried pita shell filled with high fat beef…….but something is missing”
“LET’S POUR SOME FAT ON IT”
“GENIUS”

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by joker24 on Oct 10, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the world has an overpopulation problem.

We overweight people are trying to help by shortening our lifespans. Now you skinny people need to start picking up the slack. And the triple-fudge gordita burgers.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today's Simulation

Here is a link to the output of my simulation of today’s game. The link has the box score with all stats averaged from 100K games played. Plus the table with the top 150 most likely final scores is there. Good luck.

by Xeifrank on Oct 10, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

thanks kindly!

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by il rosso on Oct 10, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

two more hours, really?

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

oh maybe i will turn it on.

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently FOX has done away with showing us a hitter's 2011 season stats when he bats.

Just the postseason stats.

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by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

THEY ARE ALL THAT MATTER!

Everything resets in the postseason. FOX tells me this, so it must be true.

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by dronemc on Oct 10, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else just hear Terry Francona say

“I’ve never seen a 6 year old kid more comfortable wearing shower shoes with nothing else on”?

in reference to Victor Martinez’s kid.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Oct 10, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

And I started to wonder how many other 6 year olds had been put in that position. Then I stopped myself.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should be honored

It was my favorite comment of the day

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by clank on Oct 10, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh. i forgot that i really like ian kinsler. hmm

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Brad Penny warming up in the pen

i havent seen anything out of him since the grand slam

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 10, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

oh please no

i cant imagine he would come into a 1 run game, probably just to get work in since they never use him

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

maybe BYB will put up his pitch f/x data.

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by cschepers on Oct 10, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT:

Anybody with an Android phone looking for a wicked collection of MLB wallpapers

Click here

It’s an .apk file, so be sure you have the “install from 3rd party/unknown sources” box checked under settings/applications

This is what the Cardinals wallpaper looks like:

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Oct 10, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet, thanks!

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"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Oct 10, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

does every stadium do a sausage race-type thing now?

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by IHeartBoog on Oct 10, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not Busch.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd really love to win tonight

because I honestly believe we can sweep our home series.

Also, it hit me this morning that if we win, we go to the fucking World Series. I don’t know why it didn’t hit me before.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Oct 10, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks, every once in awhile i search for my name here

and I notice 10-15 reference have been made about me since I’ve been gone. I’m glad to be apart of such a great community.
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by CodyG on Oct 10, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I leave for an hour, and this place delves into an epic Simpsons and facism debate.

How do I always miss the good stuff.

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by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Always blame fang.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

As soon as you become a full-time poster again, the spot’s yours to lose.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know how you feel.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't move to colorado.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

very good

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That commercial makes me think of the Parks & Rec episode

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 10, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

retaliate for 68!

oh wait

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 10, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to count the number of 1970s political movements this could have been a slogan for

and I don’t think I can count that high

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Oct 10, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

I can get amazing, free tickets for Rangers games. Cardinals-Rangers World Series!

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Oct 10, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

only because texas scares me to death

tigers are the far easier potential opponent.

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that was awkward.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. It seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Oct 10, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

hey VEP

since we’ve been talking about music…..you mentioned Tame Impala a few nights ago, and that jogged my memory….I heard this on the radio randomly a while back and missed what the name of it was….took me forever to figure it out. I want to listen to that whole album at some point.

"No, it seems to me that Wednesday night isn’t what makes baseball great. It’s all the years you spend waiting for Wednesday night that makes baseball great."--Posnanski

by nota bene on Oct 10, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, they are pretty cool

This almost sounds like the Doors to me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiS8rft8vhA&feature=related

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by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers threatening.

I’d really like to see Detroit in the WS

Do it for Torty.
Happy Flight!

by Oedipa Maas on Oct 10, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

how did he not score on that

now its neftali and they aren’t going to pitch to miggy

by Wombat x on Oct 10, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington has managed the past inning.. interestingly.

Here’s to the crazy ones. The rebels. The troublemakers. The ones who see things differently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

by tehzachatak on Oct 10, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

wooooooowww Andrus

Here’s to the crazy ones. The rebels. The troublemakers. The ones who see things differently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

by tehzachatak on Oct 10, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

game thread

Here’s to the crazy ones. The rebels. The troublemakers. The ones who see things differently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

by tehzachatak on Oct 10, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

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