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The Brewers' Bad Rotation and Labor Day Open Thread

might just look
like a human, but he's not;
he's a grounder robot.
The rotation core's hard, though
their outside is pliant,
this rotation gas giant.

 

From the Brewers we get Yovani Gallardo, the one guy from the Brewers you'd rather not get. We worry about the back of the rotation on Viva El Birdos—it is one of the many things we worry about—but the back of the Brewers' rotation is substantial enough to concern Sir Mix-a-Lot.

It's—so—big. After Gallardo, whose ERA+ stands at just 102 this year, the Brewers haven't gotten a single start from someone whose ERA+ is higher than 86. (Jeff Suppan's is 91, not that it should be.) Randy Wolf is leading the league in walks, with 78; David Bush has allowed 27 home runs, second in the league, before qualifying for the ERA title. Chris Narveson, who may yet make himself better known for his own career than he is for being a part of the Larry Walker trade, has solid peripherals and the highest ERA of the bunch, for his trouble. Manny Parra, who strikes out a batter an inning but can't find the strike zone, was replaced last month by Chris Capuano, who hadn't pitched since 2007. 

Things are bad. And the worst part is they're bad all around.

You can blame it on defense, and there've certainly been better ones; Prince Fielder is immobile at first base, among other places; Rickie Weeks isn't at second for his defense; Casey McGehee and Ryan Braun are famously statue-esque, if not statuesque.  

For all that standing around the Brewers' pitchers are suffering a BABIP of .320, which is frightening. But what's more frightening still is that their BABIP could be below average and they'd still struggle—they've also allowed 504 walks, which is 15th out of 16 NL teams; they've hit 158 home runs, which leads the National League, but they've allowed 155.

When things go wrong with a potentially great rotation, you get the Cardinals' patchwork P.J. Suppsworthy (sounds like a casual restaurant) fifth starter; when things go wrong with a potentially useful rotation, you get a team that's reliant on the return of Chris Capuano. And the Cardinals, of course, get to start with Yovani Gallardo, who is striking out 10 batters per nine innings.

That said, if you're looking for a pitchers' duel, Gallardo and Duncan Cyborg Westbrook is a surprisingly good bet considering the next day features Narveson going up against Kyle Lohse, for a combined ERA of 12.45. 

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You get a rec for the uses of statue and esque.

And PJ Suppsworthy.

We are so caught up with how badly our team has turned out when compare to what it should have been, that you tend to forget the truly awful developments with other teams. Teams that had recently had very good seasons. If we hate what has happened to our club, just think what they’re going thru. It makes our predicament seem not quite so bad.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 9:27 AM EDT reply actions  

To me missing the playoffs is missing the playoffs

Although gambling studies show that near misses are what “hurts” the most to your brain’s reward system; i’d rather be out by 5 games then lose a 1 game playoff.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Sep 6, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were gonna say

“We’re so caught up in how bad our team is that we don’t note cool names like P.J. Suppsworthy.”

by sdrone on Sep 6, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I ever have to say that

then I quit the VEB.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY WINNER TAKE ALL DUEL IN DES MOINES

1:05 PM CENTRAL
available in various formats online

With the scored tied 7-7 in the top of the 15th inning Allen Craig played the hero driving in Tyler Greene, who had singled to lead off the inning. Tyler Norrick then worked his third scoreless inning to earn the win and set up a pseudo championship game for the American North division title
Memphis: where we win our 15-inning games.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Whatever MLB Network

or various flavors of ESPN have decided on for programming this Labor Day, one or both should cancel it in favor of this game. No, I’m not kidding.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poetic Justice, anyone?

“With the scored tied 7-7 in the top of the 15th inning Allen Craig played the hero driving in Tyler Greene”

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Sep 6, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably wouldn't translate well to the MLs.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know, tony,

you’re probably right

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is great. We could be watching a future Cards - Cubs rivalry

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Memphis: Where we play Allen Craig and Tyler Greene.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

just out of curiousity

how many times did relief pitchers hit in that game?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Twice

It happened 3 times in the STL 20 inning game. Maybe Tony didn’t mishandle things so badly?

by Stanley1 on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will intrepidly wait for the day you allow for the fact that criticism of

LaRussa is, even modestly, justified. Until then, I wonder if you aren’t a PR plant for TLR.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 6, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah come on.....

You know had I said none, he’d have turned around and pointed out how Tony had to use 3 in 20, and Memphis used none in 15. Why else ask that question?

If you play 20 innings, you are going to have some reliever AB’s. At least attack Tony for the somewhat legit stuff.

by Stanley1 on Sep 6, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not the instance of your disagreement

on a systematic basis with criticism of LaRussa. It’s myopic.

What, in your opinion, would constitute “legit stuff”?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 6, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one has problems with reliever ABs if it's really necessary

Everyone has problems with reliever ABs that happen because you double switched a reliever to bat behind Albert Pujols, forcing the other team to walk the bases loaded with 2 outs and you still don’t PH despite that a position player is available…………twice.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony did it twice this season though

In the 8/26 Washington game, Tony could have used Anderson to bat twice in extra innings. First time, Lohse was used with Albert on first and two out. The second time, Waino was used with Miles at 2nd Albert at 1st and two out. That was the time to go for the win. Instead Tony chose to try and shut down the Nationals for two more innings and hope to score with the Winn-Molina-Craig-Feliz due up in the next inning. On the road you play to win that inning.

I was 8 rows from the on deck circle and couldn’t believe it when he pulled Anderson back.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not the relief pitcher batting

that was the problem with LaRussa in the 20-inning loss. It was his obsession with double-switching which put the pitcher’s spot immediately after Pujols. And he did it again in the Nationals’ series.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

PJ in the 6th
Norrick in the 15th batting in the 7th slot

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Win Win situation

Redbirds win: they are in the postseason
Redbirds lose: Mather, Greene, Craig and PJ take a 90 minute drive to join the big club for Tuesday’s game.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where they will find

a spot on the bench to sit and watch Winn, Schumaker, Miles, Feliz and Stavinoha continue to flail away, and Lohse (and occasionally Suppan) and MacDougal give up run after run.

That’s why I’ve enjoyed watching Memphis this year, and last year. Maloney puts his best team on the field and manages to win, not to test his pet theories and use the team as an ego trip.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't possibly post this any more

Randy Winn is hitting .272 .344 .421 with the Cardinals with a normal .300 BABIP. He’s been a great 5th outfielder and should be back next year.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winn had the bad luck

of being the one decent veteran addition during a season of otherwise inexplicable veteraney garbage roster construction. He never had a freakin chance escape the stereotype.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I still catch myself thinking mean thoughts about Winn while I’m complaining to myself about the rest of our roster flotsam.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for posting that

i didn’t realize he’d been so effective. he’s fine as 5th OFer. I’m not convinced he’s a real switch-hitter though

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Sep 6, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. I got tired of posting that a few weeks back

he’s really hit pretty well.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 6, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gallardo is the real deal

his ERA+ may be just 102 but he’s 4th in the league in FIP and 6th in xFIP. He’d be the 2nd best pitcher on our staff and is damned near as good as Wainwright.

by chuckb on Sep 6, 2010 9:47 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah, he's great

it seems like nobody can catch a break in that rotation.

by DanUpBaby on Sep 6, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

need a line up

to decide if I should bother watching the game today.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Varsity lineup again

Schumaker-4, Jay-9, Pujols-3, Holliday-7, Rasmus-8, Feliz-5, Molina-2, Ryan-6, Westbrook-1

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

that was easy

guess I just had to ask. I like it when Colby hits in front of Feliz. Makes more sense.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 6, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus needs to be hitting 2nd

or 1st. He’s one of the best on the team in getting on base, particularly now that Jay’s slumping.

by chuckb on Sep 6, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen on VEB

but the back of the Brewers’ rotation is substantial enough to concern Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by dugmartsch on Sep 6, 2010 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Am I obligated to write about Rasmus and La Russa when I get back from Quad Cities?

There’s so much to say. . . but I’ll wait until later this week.

I am so glad I wasn’t in town without internet access for the last few day.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 6, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

if you feel obligated rather than happy to write something, then i’d suggest passing it by. even though the particular plot points are kinda hazy right now, the actors and their motives are clear enough that new commentary mostly comes off as venting.

St. Louis Cardinals -- 2006 World Champions

by greenback06 on Sep 6, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

is there anything that hasn't been said?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know since I've been detached from VEB.

I still have to read old threads tonight. I’m also reading what feels like conflicting reporting from various places (P-D, FSMW, MLBTR, etc).

I haven’t decided whether I’ll write on it — and greenback06 has a good point re: obligation — but the whole situation really depresses me. It’s my greatest fear realized . . . the farm system starts to work at producing top level talent and then we trade it away. It’s like a bad dream.

I sincerely hope that Rasmus sticks around.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

read RC Warrior's comments too

over at Brian Walton’s blog to get another view. As far as a front page post, maybe save it for a hot stove discussion. Mo won’t trade Colby before November and Tony won’t resign before the season is over.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

WCBW update

Need help with understanding this one. Last comment on the blog

The Tyrannosaurus approaches the Goat…………………. Munch!!!!!!!!!…………. no one here has identified either the goat or the T-Rex …………………. This is a terrible time to be seeking baseball security……………………why make it worse than it is………..

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that might be one of his more understandable comments

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That man is a shitting genius!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

WCBW

a cryptic man who haunted these parts with visions of a long term contract for Kyle Lohse years ago.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

WCBW

stands for West Coast Bird Watcher. The man who speaks in riddles and can neither laugh nor cry. Folks say that there was a gust of wind and smoke, and he suddenly appeared on VEB, an enigma perhaps spawned from another dimension where hot is cold and it is totally reasonable to go out of your way do defend journeymen starting pitchers as if the organization were slighting them by not giving them a long term contract fast enough.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 6, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was less windy and more smoggy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

I guess the fumes made my memory a little fuzzy.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 6, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

so uh.. in other words

some wacko

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 6, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wacko like a fox!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LIke Me??

:=8D

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Sep 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

My vote is to ignore it.

I think it’s just feeding Strauss-the-Troll.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Sep 6, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Trading your star 24 year old CFer because he’s probably a tool would be fucking idiotic. The end.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that's the thing.

The whole story has been characterized to vilify Colby. I’ve seen this dog and pony show before, it was called JD Drew and Anthony Reyes.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 6, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

its not clean cut?

65-year-old manager trots out his b squad in a winnable game and wont play his third most productive player? pretty clear cut to me: colby win, tony has to go (that is if one of them has to go)

St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.

SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.

by averagejoe on Sep 6, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tony has to go

Even if they make up and become best buds. TLR is too toxic for prime-time.

by Plowboy on Sep 6, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without wasting too many words

I think this is all a convenient diversion to take our eyes off the ball. We have a manager that talks about how Jocketty never threw anyone under the bus and the next day some club source leaks supposed details of a spat from almost 2 months ago. Not to mention all the history with the Duncan trade, Rolen, etc.

What’s good for the goose is not good for the gander. Not in STL.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then Scott Rolen

and let’s not forget Adam Kennedy

oh, and Chris Perez

by chuckb on Sep 6, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the wizard =(

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't Ron Gant

leave in a huff too? With contentions of racism?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont forget Eckstein we let him go after winning MVP world series 2006

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure if serious

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eckstein WAS unhappy about not being offered a contract.

So, at least one person was upset by it…

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember but why didnt we offer one ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did'nt someone offer him a contract?

Like 3 years at 3 mil or so and we didn’t want to match it. I thought it was a matching deal type thing.

by ajo080s on Sep 6, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't want to move to 2B at the time

and he wasn’t that good.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess i just remember him getting on base alot as lead off and sparking the offense

i mean Tony is playing Miles for fuck sake and baking him a cake after each game WTF

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Eckstein’s been a lot better than Miles basically every year of his career (bar one), and overall. He’s been more valuable than any of our non-Albert infielders this year by a distance.

I think he gets over-villified as a poster boy for the whole media scrappiness obsession thing when he’s actually had a pretty strong career. He’d more or less solve our 2B problem IMO.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 6, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he would have moved to 2B when the Cards asked him to

I would have loved to have had him back. And to still be here.

I guess Toronto really drove it home that if he didn’t play 2B, he’d be out of baseball. I wish we could have done that first.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This right here.

He was one of my favs when he was with the Angels, he was one of my favs when he was with us, and he will be until he retires. But the guy should’ve left the ego at the door and took the job at 2B. Just like JEd in CF.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news...

Springfield Cardinals made the playoffs. They play in NW Arkansas Wed and Thurs. and here in Springfield, Friday and Saturday. According to the S Cardinals website, games start at 3:33 AM. whoopie!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

so every team in the org. above the GCL

is gonna be in the playoffs or, at the very least, fighting down to the last day.
Damn, I wish the big league club had the heart of some of these minor league affiliates.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're not dead yet

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometime it rains.

by garden nome on Sep 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, Sauce really can't stand still

fidgety only sitting down with the Cat on the pregame show

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Opponents winning PCT

using each opponents home/away winning percentage, here are the weighted opponents winning percentages for the contending teams.

CIN – 0.393
SF – 0.402
STL – 0.474
ATL – 0.495
PHI – 0.505
COL – 0.516
SD – 0.545

Cards play three more games than Philly and SF, two more than ATL and SF, one more that SD.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know a good way to watch the game from an iPad?

I’ve got the company’s iPad this weekend while the wife works from the laptop

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Sep 6, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

since flash is not supported, no

unless you purchase the at bat app and live out of market

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineups

Schumaker 2B, Jay RF, APu 1B, Holliday LF, RASMUS CF, Feliz 3B, Molina C, Goob SS, Westy P
Weeks 2B, Caveman RF, Deputy LF, Prince 1B, McGeehee 3B, Cain CF, Escobar SS, Lucroy C, Gallardo P

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Colbygate

So Colby turns up late for a ballgame, apparently with a valid reason.
TLR chews his ass off and things get heated.
Colby loses his cool and says something like fuck this bullshit i want a trade.
Mo has a word with Colby, explains that he’s a Cardinal and he’s going nowhere.
Nothing happens, relations get back to normal.
2 months later the story leaks. Press go wild, someones gotta go!
Albert, thinking the trade request was this week, gives his opinion about disrespect etc.
Realising it was 2 months ago, he retracts and thinks it’s funny someone would want to leave a team that is top of the division.

Am i the only one that thinks the whole thing is blown totally out of proportion? If i am, i’ll watch from here with the rest of the lunatics.

by NoWayMan! on Sep 6, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I pretty much assumed things got blown totally out of proportion

And I continue to assume that. That’s how these things happen. Some reporter (ahem) throws some little technically-factual-but-not-completely-true nugget out of context and then all hell breaks loose.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 6, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's exactly right.

It’s the same thing Strauss did with the Dave Duncan non-story last year.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Sep 6, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Memphis game on!

Gameday
Audio
And there’s video.

Greene ss
Descalso 2b
Craig lf
Hamilton 1b
Mather rf
Gotay 3b
Cruz c
Rapoport cf
Maclane p

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear FSM

stop making montages.
i love montages.
these montages are like licking ass sans wiping.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

skip just dived head-first into second.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

skipper doodle!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

this our game thread?

UpBaby forgot it was a day game?
eh, we won’t get too many comments anyway..

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

gameday cause Danup

posted the starters pictures along with appropriate pose

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting in the first!

Woooooo!

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

i watched all of about 5 innings of this last series

so i’m pretty pumped tp be able to sit down and watch a game in full

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig single!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Runs, baby!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

they have medication for that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happens

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apu sac fly

cards 1-0 quickly

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nice! run! hfs

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

don't get your hopes up

remember the day before yesterday?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't watch

so no

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

apu sac fly in the first was the only run we had

AARON MILES failed and screwed up waino giving up 3 unearned runs

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the team that bunts with no outs in the first inning

free outs!

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

his head is crowding the plate?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

holliday seems to have entered his seedy phase

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than avocado phase.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

avocados have seeds

they’re called pits

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'n avocados

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

pit

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

pit

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

pit

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

pit

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

pit

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

pit

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

pendulum

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ho ho...perfect.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had some good ol haas avocados on a hotdog this morning

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

or hass

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out of here. Now.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This camera angle is off or something.

It looks like Aaron Miles is catching. Either that or the Brewers catcher is sitting on the ground.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 6, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather ripped one to 3B, but it was a line out.

Would probably have cleared the bases if it had gotten through.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotay chops one to third.

Memphis strands the bases loaded.

I will now stop watching the Memphis game. You’re welcome.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

sauce?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

say wha?

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Sep 6, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

HP.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he just changed it slightly

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elaborate?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Strauss says

The matter chafed at Pujols, who initially believed Rasmus had approached management in the past several days. Told the issue was about two months old, the three-time National League MVP cut him little slack.

“For a young kid to come up and say that he wants to be someplace else, I don’t know why,” Pujols said. “I guess he said it two months ago. Two months ago we were in first place. Who doesn’t want to be on a team in first place battling for a spot in the playoffs? Like I say, he was young, but he needs to approach that in a different way.”

by NoWayMan! on Sep 6, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

what he said

it would have not been such a big deal if Albert would have kept his mouth shut to the media

/ i agree with Albert’s thinking on this matter, though

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

translation

“You chafe my hide, Joe Strauss. Bring my message to the people, and slither away.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

to be fair

Strauss hadn’t caused a major ruckus in awhile, he had to do something

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's like saying there hasn't been a devastating hurricane in a while

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

now the hurricanes are gonna be pissy, too

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They haven't been relevant since Butch Davis left.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except not.

Sans Davis in 2001 they had an amazing team and won the Nat’l Title. Should coulda woulda been back-to-back titles even, but I reckon that wasn’t how the cookie crumbled.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Sep 6, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOKES!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

:/

Sry

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Sep 6, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert of all people

should know not to believe anything that comes out of this [expl]’s mouth

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

does Albert talk to Strauss

Passan is the one who got Albert’s pre game comments.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more pissed about Albert talking to Passan

than anything. the team should have better PR around APu

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

mothership article

Link and albert’s post game quote

Pujols did say that when he initially spoke to Yahoo! Sports regarding Rasmus, for a story that appeared during Sunday’s game, he thought the trade request had been made this weekend.

“For a young kid to come up and say that, that he wants to be somewhere else, I don’t know why,” Pujols said. “I guess he said it two months ago. Two months ago we were in first place. Who doesn’t want to be on a team that’s in first place, battling for a spot in the playoffs? He’s young, but he needs to understand, you need to approach that a different way.”

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

making Gallardo work

12 pitches, seven to Holliday. He might not last eight at this pace.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jay

cool as the other side of the pillow

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

not a grounder

DFA DFA DFA

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf happened to colby

i stepped into the kitchen for just a second?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

first pitch swing

low inside fastball (strike ATG) grounded to 2B for an out.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh, I haven't checked bat changes lately.

Maclane maclanes the I-Cubs: 3 up 3 down.
brb.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty

sure that’s not the proper usage of the verb

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

...they came up and then they went down?

but yes, it’s a reach

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, gotcha

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin' lollipop strikes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

no stream torrent for the game?

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

One of 3 MLB games today with no stream.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

gahhh

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Memphis threatening

Cruz walks, Rapaport singles, Maclane bunts them over

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

was that Prince huffing and puffing after going first to second

baseball players: elite athletes!

by mattyp on Sep 6, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

too many salads?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

then skip patted his back

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey VEB, Braves fan here...

I was here earlier in the season as well and you all seemed like a great bunch.

I obviously don’t follow the blog so I might have missed something, but is Rasmus really on his way out?

Personally, I would go nuts if he came to Atlanta. If he really was to get traded, what would you be looking for in return? I was just wondering.

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 6, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

JHey

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see that now

I’ll go check it out. Thanks

"Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I do not agree with, you would maybe-not be a very good driver..."

"Oh man am I a woman?!"

by Scott Coleman on Sep 6, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are actually bitter trolls.

also, read up on it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tempest in a teapot

The local rag has a beat reporter who wants to grow up to be Hedda Hopper.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Sep 6, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really dont get the strauss hate on this one

look, the guy is an ego-maniac tool. but thats strauss the person. strauss the journo is actually pretty good. he found out some real actual news, confirmed it and reported it … what exactly did he do wrong?

St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.

SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.

by averagejoe on Sep 6, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

journalists are not supposed to assist in making the news.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and how did he assist?

he found out news and reported it. im talking about this instance only: he found out colby wanted out, confirmed it and reported it. any journo worth his salt, save for maybe bj rains, would have done the same.

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by averagejoe on Sep 6, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it is two effin months old

why bring it up now?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only reason to do it

was to fan flames during a bad period of baseball. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had this information for months and sat on it, just twiddling his fucking fingers.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also recently brought up the old story

about t-raz and raz jr practicing at a local school
to fuel the tlr-raz broken relationship story
recycling old stuff and slapping a new headline on it doesn’t make it news
mo need to ban his ass from the clubhouse, cause this ain’t the first time either

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i promise im not trolling

but i dont get that line of thinking. news is news. the day before colby sat for nick freaking stavinova. there has been rumors and innuendo that the two (tlr and raz) dont get along. this, from this season no less, is concrete evidence that the rift is real. for all the happy talk from tlr and colby, its obvious that something is up.

its news, no matter if it happened in st, may, april etc.

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by averagejoe on Sep 6, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Strauss is a douche but he did his job here.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't strauss blow the albert-tlr

having words out of proportion too?
they yell to each other for a minute and next thing you know the p-d is reporting they hate each other’s guts

strauss is a wanna-be perez hilton

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

id rather have a beat writer that covers the team

the good and the bad that the alternative. i loathe the super happy fun time crew that says all is great — nothing to see here.

joe strauss the person is a douche. strauss the journalist? not that bad. in fact, hes write more often than he’s wrong — when was the last time one of his stories was debunked?

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by averagejoe on Sep 6, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not debunked

But he blows things out of proportion a whole lot.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not what i am saying

all i am asking is that he doesn’t create fake drama by deciding when it would be most dramatic to report some “news”

joe strauss the reporter (i refuse to call what he is doing journalism) will one of these days commit career suicide by keeping this shit up, inventing news, putting shit together that doesn’t belong together and is out of context

all we need him to be is objective, that’s all. is that so hard?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is news

i just don’t think that it was news to Strauss. Either Strauss is an asshat for bringing it up two months later, or the “source” has serious issues with Colby. I’d like for there to be a story about why it was leaked now, if in fact that is what happened.

and i didn’t think you were trolling

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strauss doesn't want to burn any bridges

He got the ok to go with it IMO. I think we have some guys that hate scrutiny a lot more than people might think they do. Do you notice the timing of all the “the farm club is failing us” stories from Strauss?

He might have known about this for a while, but he didn’t get the ok from his sources to push it until yesterday. IMO.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

which tells me that this team is in serious need of some housecleaning, one way or the other

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

rumors and innuendo that he had a great hand in stirring up

look, whoopiedoo that he was just doing his job in this circumstance.

that’s like saying the hurricane only comes a few times a year.
that’s like saying oh, this guy who breaks kneecaps all day long refrained from doing so this time.

this is not useful to us unless it marks a change in Strauss’ behavior and his way of doing business. you’re entitled to your opinion, but we’re just as entitled to be pissed off with the guy who ALWAYS seems to be in the middle of things, despite there being several beat reporters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and quite frankly

people.

this is not news.

unless and until Colby Rasmus calls his agent and formally requests a trade, this is not news. it’s stupid TMZ gossip that happens a hundred times a year in clubhouses all over the MLB, and is only “news” because it’s public. whose fault is that?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I know

i still think strauss is having a laugh over this entire thing

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Sep 6, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomny hanson

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have a reporter here called joe strauss that likes to stir shit up

he needs to be punched in the face
we can send him to atlanta though

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado plus a decent pitching prospect

or perhaps Medlen plus something, but it’d need to be one of your better prospects i expect.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 6, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog slips.

apparently field is damp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

fixed

field is damp a swamp

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in guys and gals

The Rockies have a new pitcher: Ubaldo Hernandez….according to AL

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Sep 6, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Westyyyy!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Things getting testy in Iowa

HP ump threw out one of the Cubs. Bases loaded walk give Redbirds 1-0 lead

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, testy.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, westbrook hit n run?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad I stopped watching.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tyler Greene hit by pitch to load bases! nonstarting I-cubs pitcher ejected! Descalso walks in a run!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig sac-flied another one in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

westbrook runs on the pitch!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Get 'em on, check.

Get ’em over, check.
Get ’em in, ?
Profit.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

lol westy hit and run

it worked!

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, so that's where Colby went wrong... reading!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

'lab'rate?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

kind-of listening to the Cat

repeating old quotes about Colby recognizing that he gets turned around about stuff he doesn’t control… including what gets printed in the newspapers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP'd?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

UIBB

cmon matty!

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently the bat boy effed up in Iowa

i mean, jim rapoport

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

poop

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

fffuuuuuu

here tied, memphis tied
fml

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

if rickie weeks played 162 games against the cardinals

would he win the triple crown?

St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.

SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.

by averagejoe on Sep 6, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

No, only carries .267 avg against STL this year.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But 5 HR in 13 games, extrapolates to 62 HR

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Tschida

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog invited to meeting.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

somehow, methinks he would be more likely to pop up

unexpectedly

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaahhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys wanna go woohoo'ing and foam-finger waving?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Memphis 2 men on, 2 outs.

pitcher up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

MACLANE!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

batboy maximizes his fail

EPIC FAIL, RAPOPORT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

third inning commences

to think i liked his grittiness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evan Maclane, you did not just walk the leadoff schlub in four straight pitches.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta make up for the rbi

even steven

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

[expletive]

RBI, Memphis leads, Shaggy up with 1st and 3rd.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor that they were doing the wave in wrigley

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

check out westy rushing through this

he’s got somewhere to be

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ewwww

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Tim, finally.

Get in the effin batter’s box and let’s go.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 6, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Brewers are whining over not being granted time.

effers, you realize the umpires don’t have to grant time to anyone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

could be worse

could be the yankees or bosox
those games last longer than a soup start, i’ve heard

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have to wait for Pap to scratch himself

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

take that, Lacroix!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

...where are the Lacroix jokes?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucroy, sorry

It’s Bourgeois who’s spelled that way

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe

“With Marquez Smith batting, Sam Fuld picked off and caught stealing 2nd base, pitcher Evan Maclane to first baseman Mark Hamilton to shortstop Tyler Greene to first baseman Mark Hamilton to second baseman Daniel Descalso.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

what a bizzare game

wish we would have managed to steal home

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't work either.

I wonder what color we’ll see for his third AB.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I perused BirdBats

and there was a mention of Boog apparently using Colby’s bat one time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought i imagined the other bat...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog has been thrpwn out at first

50 times this year, by a total of eight feet

by the Tewk on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

slomo boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

man, look at prince running in slow mo

all kinds of parts moving

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was blurred

where it scraped the gravity well

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al is now a stylist

“i think that shirt needs to be ironed. and he buttoned it wrong”

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

nooooooo

come ON memphis

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

fuuuu maclane what are you doing to us

stop letting them tie the damn game

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

For the life of me

I don’t understand why MacLane wasn’t in the pen yesterday and P.J. Walters on the mound today. At least Walters can get a strikeout when he needs one.

Was LaRussa dictating the pitching matchups this weekend? It’s like last year when Memphis was in the Bricktown Showdown, and on regular rest, Jaime Garcia was watching the game from the bench.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Memphis.

As soon as we start paying attention to you, you choke away a playoff spot.

You guys really are preparing for a promotion to St. Louis, aren’t you?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides

I hate Iowa.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Westy tucks in more than Captain Picard.

/nerd

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

urban dict

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice retrieval, Westy!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

[insert same comment about Maclane]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

WTFF?

you make a great play and now poop?
come on westy…

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

feck

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

bal gam

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wha i wit leavin of th las lette?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like Great American SMALLpark, amirite?!?!?!?!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

we're at miller

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

*whoooooosh*

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone hasn't paid any attention to my purposely-always-incorrect humor.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have a sense of humor?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Perfection.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

still, one run in 5

doomed

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Memphis collapsing before our eyes

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Blame the genius

who decided to start MacLane today instead of P.J. Walters.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't realize maloney was a genius also

we must have cornered the market on genius mangers

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

PJ pitched yesterday

came in to relieve Perez in the fifth as the four run lead was evaporating. Doubt PJ could have started today.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

any kind will do

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take even ordinary runs

if we’re out of motherfucking runs.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray, Albert!

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

f'in A holly

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Comma usage is important.

f’in A holly
f’in A, holly

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

weak

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

s

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

a

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

u

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

c

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

e

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lock it up, Christian Robinson.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

why is horton in the booth?

is dan in jail again?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

very funny

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seven

left on base by Memphis. Only two LOBs for Iowa.

I don’t know how anyone can say anyone in the Memphis lineup isn’t ready for the big league team.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

organizational lobster oversupply

got to get rid of them before the seasons end

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Cody Rasmus

too lazy to even swing the bat.

by ViperLjs on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If he doesn't want to swing the bat

He doesn’t want to be here.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I really cant recall ever hearing Albert go after a player like that

It really does make you wonder how he is perceived by his teammates. That surprises me though seeing how low-key he is.

by ViperLjs on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hippopotamus

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i am saying this, and i may even believe it

miles is a better hitter than senor happy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I take a couple of days off the college football

come back and the sky is falling with Colby. Glad he’s in the lineup at least.

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog

by Gregatron on Sep 6, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

woohoo, and the only way

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOO!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The ol' 55 foot curveball.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

so i was kinda watching the pre-game show yesterday

and i thought that i heard something about jeff suppan from trever miller. my dad said that miller wasn’t going to punch suppan in the face, but my dad is often totally incorrect when it comes to these things.

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

well... i caught a tiny bit of the interview and i heard miller talking about suppan

and i asked my dad what they were talking about and he said something about suppan questioning miller’s intensity and desire to win and that miller wasn’t going to punch him in the face

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess im asking if he actually said that or if my dad is (as im assuming) totally crazy

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

miller is quite possibly the most intense guy in the bullpen

so that had to be tongue-in-cheek.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well thats what i was thinking

but i had no context and only my dad’s word

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

bounced another fastball

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Deuces

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

see ya

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Score.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, right

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank GOB for that wild pitch

cuz you know Happy Pete wasn’t going to get it done

by ViperLjs on Sep 6, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

feliz sucks so much ass

would it be so terrible to have tyler greene playing third base? for fuck sake the guy already has number 27

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Tyler Greene

is not a Proven Veteran™ with World Series Experience©.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

so standing in the general vicinity of third base when your team wins the world series is "experience"?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

effin Dubois!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

My guess is that Memphis

really didn’t want to make the playoffs. Why else would Evan MacLane be left in to give up six runs in four-plus innings in the most important game of the year?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the proper use of maclaning

evan maclane maclanes the redbids

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually it's not

it’s being called up (multiple times) without making an appearance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could probably have beaten me

but you can’t beat the internets

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

save'in for the next game

whether there is one or not

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats the story?

i havent been following much the last few days

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had an rbi

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

our new CFer!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Broderick

11-2 with a 2.77 ERA and a 1.09 WHIP with Springfield. He would have been a great story, get a promotion to AAA and put the Redbirds into the playoffs.

But Evan MacLane is a Proven Veteran™ … and is showing it.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

proveyness

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but

better is still better than bad

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking reds

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm trying to decide if I should start rooting FOR them

about the only way for us to get into the playoffs at this point is wild card, and the rox are looking like they might be wild card competition. A whooping by the reds might open some trade space elsewhere…

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

quandriferous problem

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

quandariferous

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

regardless, its a problem

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear ubaldo jimenez

remember who you are
and pitch like it
kthanks

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

F'n Roberto Hernandez.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

PH in for Maclane

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Top of the seventh - you make the call

Westbrook up second, at 98 pitches, does he bat or do you use a PH (Anderson/Miles/Stav/Winn/Lopez options)

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

We fear change...

SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not that bad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely PH.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it me or did tyler greene decide to suck today

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He's preparing himself

for that trip back to St. Louis after today.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't

just letting Westbrook hit be about as effective?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf cin already up 4?

ah forget it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ncie try boog

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

stop robbing boog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

matthrew scherer in the sixth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

scherzer w/ detroit

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

boggs up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

six out of seven quality starts for Westbrook

dude has been pretty good since coming over. not on him that the team has tanked.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 6, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

and 6 out of 7

crappy offensive performances?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

siddown ricky weeks

you only get one per game

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't this TLR quote, from a mothership story on McClellan,

sound like he’s still addressing the Colby thing?

“I would never underestimate experience,” Cardinals manager Tony La Russa said. “Especially when the guy is early 30s and is really starting to roll. Why is he a better player than when he’s 22? Experience is a great equalizer. He’s just learning … the delivery, knowing what the keys are, controlling his emotions, concentration, that stuff. It looks like he’s approaching his prime.”

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

makes sense

that’s why miles can turn on a pitch so much better than clobby

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like standard jargon to me.

Could be any manager talking about any player.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 6, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only that

but this justifies in his mind the whole Proven Veterans™ thing.

I would think with all his experience managing in baseball, he’d realize that players normally reach their peak around age 27, and by his early 30s, a player is declining in ability and value.

But I guess we all have our blind spots.

With this attitude, LaRussa would make a perfect manager for the Cincinnati Reds in 2011.
Make it happen, Walt Jocketty!

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

scott rolen

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe we could do a sign-and-trade

TRL for Rolen, straight up.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

thats what i have been thinking this whole time.. tony will never go to cinci with scotty there

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is seys is

tlr appreciates players maximizing their situation more than
successful execution by ability alone

i might go for that logic to some degree with a starting pitcher
but the rest
it’s about can you do it or not, like hit the ball

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allen Craig

RBI single, cutting the deficit to 6-4, Iowa.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd, nobody out

Joey Bombs striding purposefully to the plate.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI groundout

Iowa 6, Memphis 5.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it a stroll or a stride

or a saunter

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

a jaunt?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlins beat Philly

three back in the loss column

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

so is the lineup today (with feliz and molina flipped) really that terrible?

im in no way defending feliz being on the team… but if he has to be there, wouldln’t it make the most sense for him to bat 7th?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

frankly, it really doesn't matter what order you put the batters in.

it’s fun to talk about, but it’s essentially meaningless, especially over one game. it’s much, much more important who the batters are.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

choose your poison

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

not jon jay!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

nooot cool

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Memphs 6, Iowa 6

Ruben Gotay sac fly.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

zomg stuff is happening in iowa

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so what happens as a result of the outcome of this game?

what does it determine?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

amaury marti cazana is not in the lineup today

…….yet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner take all last game on the schedule

playoffs or go home

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner goes to playoffs

PCL uses a head to head tiebreaker instead of playoff games.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

a team with fight what is this i don't even

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

jumbo update: we got ties everywhere

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

so would an appropriate metaphor for Al be the vuvuzelas in the world cup?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

is this fucking umpire blind?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

holly

mostly lucky

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that .318 BABIP

(the lowest of his career) sure screams luck.

by tomsteele on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he hit the ball right at prince and it hopped over his glove

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the more i see him play...

i really like him (still miss luddy more than anything)

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

A MOMENT

A REAL CARDINAL

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

boo

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

boo

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

jaybird can run

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitt 3 Atlanta 1

another playoff contender scuffling

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Will the wild card

go through Atlanta and San Diego, rather than Philadelphia and San Francisco?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

reality

all of them

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

and watch out for Colorado

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

the reason that i cannot quit watching this team

cause i have this weird feeling that they are going to sneak into the playoffs

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be no sneaking in at this point

they will have to go on a prolonged winning streak to have a shot

by ViperLjs on Sep 6, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hippoopotamus

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

git em, pete

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ha, walk clobby

to pitch to senor happy
doom brewers, doom

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

just hit a flyball, pete

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

man tits and all?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are his

man jugs a-jigglin’?

/not that I care about man jugs.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

coffey's moobs really jiggle don't they?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 6, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

M-F-K

Paula Deen
Giada DeLaurentis
Rachel Ray

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easiest game ever.

M- Paula
F- Giada
K- Ray

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT WAS WORTH IT

would read my tombstone

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marry, Kill.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

marry and kill

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MFK

Rosie O’Donnell
Pre-gastric-bypass Starr Jones
Andy Dick

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they allowed to speak?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if K'd.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

kill myself

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pay for the K on Ray.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, thats an easier choice than f'ing giada.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUNS!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

senor happy esta feliz

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

hfs we're adding to the lead?

what is this?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, Mr-Clutchiest-Of-The-Molinas.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I think a good left fielder gets that.

Bless you Braun.

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog

by Gregatron on Sep 6, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog

by Gregatron on Sep 6, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hfhs yadi

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

HMFS SMAAAAAAASH!!!!!

Yadiiiiiiiiiii you’re a beast

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

albert and matty talkin' shop

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

"Maybe he should just walk in from the bullpen next time"

-Mike Shannon

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely the work of a flamer.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Yadi

Rally killing so and so.

by NoWayMan! on Sep 6, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Al and Ricky

make me want to scratch my wife’s eyes errr my own eyes out cant they shut up for one second geeeesziz

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn;t clawing your ears make more sense?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably, i blame the beer

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds unpossible.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he wasn't.

Aaron Miles is in Milwaukee, Cazana is hitting in Des Moines.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

what'd I miss

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just some runs and stuff.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dog gets really confused whenever yadi does somehting awesome and I start yelling.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Is your dog's name "Yadi"??

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Si

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We do normally shave him in the summer and before shedding seasons

so he is due for a haircut… maybe that will turn this shit around!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

so Yadi grandslam

and he’s still in the game

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

watching trev run in

he’s not half the man coffey is

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ho HOOOOO!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

...also he's a marathoner.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

my guess

he’d run coffey down in less than 100 yds

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But double the man McDougal is.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

one hit and

happy loses it in the field

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

come on k-mac

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, easy DP here.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Riefer in for Memphis

was he just promoted from Springfield? gets a DP and FO. On to the ninth in Iowa

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he was in Springfield last week, I think

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooog

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf mf

this is bullshit
good job boog

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

man the FSM feed is about 30 sec behind !

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut?

i am watching fsnmw too

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

im in Cali maybe my direct Tv is effed up ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

matty, boog, yadi combo!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi, you crazy

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

YEEEY

go Bombs!!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sleeping

he gets really depressed when my wife is out of town.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not worth it when she flies.

And finding pet friendly hotels is a pain.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs is pitcher of record

Westy was pulled in the seventh with the game still tied.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

floppy in a funk

more than most

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert hits sac fly?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh. . .

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

srikeout for Kinney

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

two outs tying run on third

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk. runners on first and second with two outs

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeeeez, kids. Recognize how todays game started.

Double, sac bunt, albert sac fly.

Jokes. Whoosh. Flying over heads all day.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

punctuation confusion

I would have gotten an exclamation point

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horton cannot form a sentence

that game was yesterday

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

also if he offered congratulations before the game was over

I blame him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has the biggest shaved head

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs the encouragement.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

k-mac should be the closer IMHO

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Kinney to Sam Fuld

come on Kinney, don’t fuck it up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

full count...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was trimming the hedges

what’d I miss?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

GO BACK TO YOUR YARDWORK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

MY HEDGES ARE MERE STUMPS ALL READY!!!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THEN START DIGGING

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but call before you dig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

^_^

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Sep 6, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

your sig is dead.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 6, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

call one eight hundred

dig rite

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes but

my effort spurred them on to trim their own hedges while I was working. I’m a gritty neighbor. I lead by example.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing I'm getting out of this conversation

is a lot of people are trimming their pubes.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

"MY HEDGES ARE MERE STUMPS ALL READY!!!"

…that’s a little more than that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINE

I’ll be back. . . I’m sure there’s some weeds I could pull or a tree I could knock down with my bare hands

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This whole thread is a WIN!

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't figure out this ump's strike zone on Gameday

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Sep 6, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

"random"

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesu christo, Kinney walked the winning run on.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it normal

to be on the edge of your seat watching Memphis vs. Iowa on Gameday?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm vomiting.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

college basketball?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes, you should stand and clap now

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

rockies up 1 btw

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

My only regret

Why couldn’t have this game been televised?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!

Why are all of our farm teams good if our farm system is so terrible?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

because... trl?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that damn MTV

is ruining our kids!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carson Daly...lol

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Carson Daly.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch. But likely true?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes me hopeful for the future at least

unless you know…..

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

evaluating a farm system is based on how many five-star prospects a team produces, rather than the volume of serviceable, pretty good big leaguers it does.

Cardinals farm teams to make the postseason: Memphis, Quad City and Johnson City. And Springfield and Palm Beach were pretty close.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

S Cards did not win the division but they are in the play offs

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, that's pretty damn impressive.

5 Star prospects or not.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the tag is "titlewatch 2010", by the way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since there is never anything down there

We need to look at Chris Maloney to manage the big club. Seriously, I always hear how there is jack squat down there and he somehow manages to win with these scrubs.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may be on to something.

I’m rooting for Pop Warner but Maloney would be all right with me. The guys in Memphis are playing other teams AAA and manage to win. And they are having fun!!!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well any of these minor league managers really

Luhnow gives them nothing! I read it after every 5 game losing streak so it must be true. And yet these managers somehow extract winning baseball from them. I mean, these guys must be amazing…the whole lot of them. There is no other explanation, really.

Contrast it with what our big league club is doing with their MVP candidate, their Cy candidate, and their ROY candidate, and I am only left to believe that our best and brightest managers are being left toiling away at the lower levels, and they are turning lead to gold annually.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah something has got to give.

Either DeWitt has to pitch in more money so Mo can go get a better grade of gritty veteran for TLR or we need a new manager.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

many AAAA players?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Sep 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Rockies Yeah Redbirds, Hang on Franky

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

colorado takes lead

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Fraaaanklin... What's uh... 's'goin on?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Christ

Can we please just end this, Franklin?

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BE MORE SPECIFIC

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Franklin.

Laboring on Labor Day.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Memphis wins! nobody gets sent to St. Louis! yeaaaahhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Knew I shoulda started that bitch in fantasy

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey...Tony. Fucking pull Franklin.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh...

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

by spfldbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh..

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just ate

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

does not exist.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

pull franklin now

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

tickets available

https://www.ticketreturn.com/prod2/Team.asp?SponsorID=3153

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It'd be cool if we had a good closer next year.

Can we trade Colby for an awesome 3B, a good OFer, and a shutdown closer?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

We can throw him into the package!

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Sep 6, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's earned SAVES!

Teams’ll be champing at the bit.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Sep 6, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

correct usage of "champing" gets you a rec.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i usually don't mind franklin

i don’t like THIS franklin

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

A multi-team deal sending away Colby Rasmus and Ryan Franklin…and landing us Zimmerman, Ben Zobrist, and Soria.

by stlfan on Sep 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would make sweet love to this trade.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Sep 6, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

blown save in 3...2...1...

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

rockies lead 5-4

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeesh

I think that was a strike to Lopez last inning.

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Sep 6, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

WINRAR

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

oh good i dont have to barf

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Sep 6, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

full count

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ubaldo out of the inning

and the game, too, probably

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably?

123 pitches

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're all very welcome

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel bad for your pubes.

But it was worth it.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you really care

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i went and raked up the clippings

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even want to know what that means.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

from the hedges jokeboy

now i gotta let them dry out for a few days, then burn them. Let that take you wherever you’d like

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job

can you grow enough grass and shrubs in time for tomorrow?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is always work to be done

I’m afraid I’ll be at my wife’s volleyball game though. Someone else will have to handle yard duty.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 6, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin increases save count.

Increases ERA by 25 points.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 6, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn't a save was it?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he get a save

It’s not in the MLB box or the Yahoo box.

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 6, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-4

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

7-4

lol, janish

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-4

Fowler knocks over Janish with a rocket ground ball.

by mojowo11 on Sep 6, 2010 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo

Go CarGo!

Fouls off a 102 MPH fastball…

by mojowo11 on Sep 6, 2010 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So for some reason, I thought it was a good idea to drive 600 miles to see this game

What the hell is wrong with me?

But apparently, I’m a good luck charm as I’m 5-1 in games I’ve been to this year.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Sep 6, 2010 5:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

103

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

8-4 on wild pitch

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

el oh el

Wild pitch, 8-4 Rockies.

by mojowo11 on Sep 6, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh

90 MPH slider. Filthy.

by mojowo11 on Sep 6, 2010 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

9-4

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

10-4

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over and out, good buddy.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO YOU COPY?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red 2 standing by

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 straight lefties in the ARI lineup

facing affeldt in the bottom of the ninth.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Affeldt has no platoon split.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Sep 6, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Little bitch goes 0-5 and is the last out

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Sep 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

that dude isn't even that good

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 6, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

3.0 WAR with the bat this year

.287/.339/.452 with a .287 BABIP, 51 driven in, and 16 jacks. i hate him as much as the next guy but he’s a hell of a lot better than say skip schumaker.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 6, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's quite good.

Love to have him here.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have before what happened

I don’t want a “little bitch” on my team.

by stlfan on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

he’s overpaid, but I wouldn’t mind having an asshole on the team is it improves the offensive production from 2B.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The offense wouldn't improve though

what, with the daily beatings he’d receive in the clubhouse…he’d hit the DL in no time.

by stlfan on Sep 6, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh boy

Yadi and Carp get first pickings

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i don’t really even have a problem with philliips. i think he knows he fucked up. he’s been professional since the incident. cueto is the one i don’t like

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, he's one of the best 2B in baseball.

Probably the best in the NL with Utley injured. Skip Schumaker is the worst 2B in the NL that still has a job.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Sep 6, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nl is pretty deep in 2b..but yes schu is on bottom tier

also….we would obv take phillips…but then we’d would immediately trade him!!!! duh..

(after carp is done with phillips.. barry weinberg then has to patch him up enough to satisfy any “pending physicals” for our trading partner)

there ya go

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

how was the game today?

missed it going on a quest for food on labor day. surprisingly most restaurants and bars and stuff were closed. you’d think in a major city it wouldn’t be that hard to find some good grub. eventually we ended up eating some great burgers at a place called the Black Beetle.

anyway, how did Westbrook look, etc? I saw that Yadi had a grand glam, second of the season right?

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 6, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

westbrooks looked good. gave up two solo hrs but that's it

offense looked ALIVE. franklin looked terrible, but what else is new.

FREE TYLER GREENE

by IHeartBoog on Sep 6, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope he's done being closer after this year

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 6, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

if the phillies lose tonight i’m pulling out the cardinals shirt for the first time since i got back on campus (aug 24th). i believe again. at least to a reasonable extent. lohse is almost guaranteed to destroy that hope tomorrow, but it happens.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 6, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEET.

i am going to turn that on in a few.

FREE TYLER GREENE

by IHeartBoog on Sep 6, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

i live in st louis and get fsnmw in kirksville, so i’ll save the hundred some-odd dollars, thank you.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 6, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats like 50 lunchables.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is debatable.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you would say that.

also, this is totally unnecessary and stupid but RE saturday: suck it!

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 6, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We won the first half.

That’s a moral victory.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche.

your quarterback could be something special. kid looked composed in the first half before coming unraveled in the second.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, your guys D in the 2nd half had a lot ot do with that.

Good showing.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least it shows some hope for this season.

I was really worried that we’d get blanked this year. But I have a little hope now that we won’t get completely wiped.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to have a staright passing QB one of theses years.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dare to dream, fritz.

Dare to dream.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOOOh

So this is what beating a sub-.500 team looks like. I had forgotten.

by stlfan on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

woo!

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 6, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That mascot molested a LOT of kids back in the day.

Sooooo creepy.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 6, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

now what?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man

i’m busy studying

someone has to link him to it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? God that shit is lame. It was on fucking FOX News last week. Street cred!!!

If you’re going to have something stuck in your head, make it awesome.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work for the DoD

it’s on in the office, always. Not my call.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

department of defense?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Si

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

god help us all

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work for DOD too....

….we ain’t got no Fox News on over here on post
:=8/

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Sep 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Department of Dairy cows?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Wish...

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Sep 6, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaargh

dod civ or what?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Civilian

Cpl Fritz, USMC has been off active duty for six years now.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fought my wars.

Getting paid and not being yelled at daily for someone under my command being an assbutt is much better, thank you.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

As usual, Joe is spot on

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate myself when I read him.

He can turn a gust of wind into 8,000 amazing words.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a heartbeat.

Or better yet, some transaction that lands Strauss in Siberia.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why disrespect JoePos like that?

I would have to send cash considerations….and a fruit basket, for that trade.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't tell you the last time I gave a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut

about what Buster thinks.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am going to explain the joke

i was referring to the pujols-howard trade rumors and how much “sense” it made because, after all, pujols=howard

therefore, strauss=joe pos

/buster olney is a moron

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I’m just way off tonite. Long friggin day.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he's paid more than strauss (im sure he is)

but an article summarizing our season, even a well written one, failing to mention a guy named David Freese is pretty bad

which if we miss the playoffs is the #1 reason we couldnt clinch

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured

after his tweets about the lineup on Saturday that this story was on his radar. He did a good job of putting it into a fair context, as usual.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

he’s good.

Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte

by BVHeck on Sep 7, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

Nothing special in there. La Russa may or may not want to leave the Cardinals, and his managerial style may or may not be to blame for the Cardinals struggles this year. Saying our offense will be subpar by quoting single season OPS+ without regards to the fact that nearly every single player on this team has fallen short of expectations offensively and we have still been average offensively. Quoting single season defensive stats to explain his narrative of Rasmus.

Fire Tony La Russa

by vivaelpujols on Sep 7, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't go to Posnanski for statistics.

If you want to read Posnanski (and he doesn’t do anything for me personally), you read for the narrative and the prose. He tries with statistics but you won’t like his usage.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 7, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I understand

Tango links to Poz every time he writes something, so I read most of his stuff. I just don’t find the appeal. He seems to me to be an excellent wordsmith with pretty bland opinions and little research. Not to mention he makes logical snafu’s all of the time.

Fire Tony La Russa

by vivaelpujols on Sep 7, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

You two are very hard to please

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 7, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well they're not truffles, so you probably wouldn't like them

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 7, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your mother did a good job last night.

(Did I direct the mother not minding mouth breathing comment at you as well? Must find this out . . . )

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 7, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope that was chalk

of the ever changing skull avatars.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 7, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't expect Posnanski to get into the weeds

But he’s a solid writer, in my view at least, with national following. That depends on personal tastes. Even if you don’t like his style, he said that LaRussa is overly sensitive, more erratic than ever, and is benching Rasmus and his 126 for Nick F. Stavinoha when the season is on the line. Now I think the familiarity annoyance isn’t most accurate way to phrase what is happening here, but I don’t think he loses the overall theme. He generally kills with kindness and I think anyone that reads him regularly understands where he is coming from.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 7, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

no other sportswriter comes close, imho

he’s not only a tremendous wordsmith, he actually understands sabermetrics, in general, and regularly uses them in his writing. He has a fantastic understanding of the history of the game, continuously impresses me with his insight into social aspects of the game, and really understands WHY we like baseball. And writes about it in a way that makes me like it more, without putting his own ego in the way.

The only complaint I have with him is the length of his essays, but he’s undeniably brilliant.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 7, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree fully

He has a definitive point of view that he brings to his writing. But it seems to me that he often allows the possibility that he could be wrong. He’ll tell you what he believes and why he believes it, but leaves some outs for alternative points of view. I think that style might come across as a little weak, and might turn some people off. Personally, it’s another big draw to his writing, in addition to everything you mention.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 7, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's jsut good writing

it’s not for the analysis, per se

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 7, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, VEB

i just saw in my textbook “small size” and read it as “small sample size”

keep your statistics out of my biology

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, you're studying your penis in biology class?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

oh, look, he's got jokes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

this is a family blog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will not.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Sorry Ryne Sandberg, this is as close as you get to a title."


news link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

beeeeeeeeeeeer




scout.com

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

who's Crag?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a AAA team

the guys making the jerseys aren’t the brightest

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to be even harder for Allen Craig to get MLB playing time now.

Tony’s going to be like “I heard that Crag kid is ready to play. Who the hell is Craig?!?”

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

not quite as menacing as Ryn Ludvig was, in his prime

but a worthy successor.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Sep 7, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

mather will be in tomorrow's paper

with charges of contributing to the delinquence of a minor

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

they've done it more in the last 12 months than the Cards have hit the stale champagne.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for posting the pics, BTW.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch. -Alex Fritz

by The Continental on Sep 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm glad you enjoyed my gratuitous theft

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The quote I like is:
“He was the best last year, he’s the best this year, and he’s just a lot of fun to play for. He’s emotionally charged for every game. He’s one of those guys that makes you want to work hard. It’s wonderful being in the dugout with him.”

Gee, I wonder what it would be like to hear the guys in StL say things like that about their manager.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

blargh.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

(but it's awesome to have such a guy in the org.)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 6, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Kinda gives some insight as to why Colby doesn’t do so well with Tony. Or am I just looking thru Strausss glasses, again.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's the source of this quote?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 6, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, I can't believe I fucked that up.

Must be more tired than I thought. Sorry about that.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't give out demerits

just merciless mocking
rub some dirt on it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that'll get my toaster dirty.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 6, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

need a better warranty, then

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies win nightcap

within half game of Altanta now.
Cards still only three back in the loss column from WC and have four more games remaining than Philly.

by ubeddie on Sep 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm telling you.

we have a last gasp this weekend. take 3 of 4 from atlanta this weekend and you’re in business to make a push over the last three weeks. note: also requires one more win against milwaukee this week.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitchin v hudson

we need to use suppan/lohse somehow to change our matchups on certain games

if lohse pitches shitty…we cant have him start against hudson then…

we will have to think about 3 days rest for carp and waino each down the road or wahtever makes sense

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just wanted to win 90

and ill be happy with the effort (i think that would be w/ the marlins game but not counting today’s win) if i counted our schedule correcty

so 1 down 18 more wins to go

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Late night for you and early morning for me. Missed a good game and a good day.

Fat lady not quite singing yet. … . Maybe humming a little though. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

more rasmus: honest question

what kind of “source” does Joe Strauss talk to during a cubs series 2months ago? i read it was a cardinal uniform personnel….so this excludes colby’s agent….is it an operations guy or cardinal scout? i doubt anyone would know but just wondering

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sure he has several of them

But I personally think Duncan is his #1 guy.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're jokng right?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duncan

is where a lot of the lack of arm comments came from in the past. Duncan even couldn’t resist shooting down some of the idiots on the P-D boards a time or 2. I think it’s safe to say that he struggles to keep himself in check when he’s hot about something.

I have no idea who leaked this one.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

One other thing

I don’t think there is any way that Strauss runs with something like that unless he gets some kind of ok from someone on the coaching staff. He loves the drama, but he isn’t going to burn his connections without an ok from the staff on this. So in my mind that narrows the field right there. This only came out because the coaches wanted it to.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't believe that

once someone says something in front of him, it’s his to release

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Larussa

goes after Strauss for airing dirty laundry, I’ll rethink my position. I might not concede I was wrong, but I might consider the possibility I am. The rational manager that has something like that leak, against his will, would do that. Heck, it might make for a good “us against the world” impetus even if he did leak it and played up the outrage afterwards.

As it stands now, I’ve heard nothing of the sort from Larussa. And that tells me they’re part of it.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

thing is though

larussa doesn’t sit on the internet all day and keep track of who leaked what
especially since our media guys steal from each other and jump on every bandwaggon. an hour after something is out, you don’t know who started it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand that everyone's opinion of Strauss is really low

and rightfully so, but you actually believe he ran with a story about a heated argument months ago between Rasmus and TLR based off no source? Or a player who wasn’t that closely attached to what was reported to have happened?

Maybe I give the guy too much credit, but I think it’s probably from the coaching staff. It sure as hell isn’t from a suit, because they don’t want this garbage to blow up.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, i don't think he has no source

but i think he’s making everything look way bigger than it is

yes, you give the guy too much credit

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll wait for the rally against the media speech

from TLR. As soon as I hear something like that, I’ll reconsider my position.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're basing a lot of your argument on "you really think they would do this?" instead of what has actually happened.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying

drag a theory into it if you want, but call it a theory.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's obviously all theory

But since this was based off a conversation that happened between Rasmus and TLR (Mo said no one has ever come to him), your 2 plausible theories seem to me to be that either this came from the staff, or Strauss is making it up from thin air.

If you want to believe the latter, then that is fine. But I look at the teams responses following the leak and I’m inclined to believe otherwise. That’s my opinion, and I don’t believe I’ve ever stated it to be anything other than that. If I’ve given another impression I apologize for that.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 6, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB.com

had an article with this quote

“I believe this is way overblown. He or his agent never requested [a trade] from me,” said Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak via e-mail on Tuesday.

by Merry CRasmus on Sep 7, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree w/Merry Crasmus..but i'd say the coaaches "Okay'd it" not exactly "wanted it" Straus was on 550 tonight with Maricek

and it gave me a good recap of what was the convoluted (sp) articles

strauss was explaing the pregame press coverage in the clubhouse on sunday bf the reds game strauss said “Passan asked TLR ’waht do you think about Colby”

tony says: “what about him”

Passan: “about todays PD article regarding wanting a trade”

tony: “who wrote that?”

Strauss then says “i did”

at this point Tony could have had “no comment” and then killed Straaus later

but instead he confirmed it leading me believe strauss had an OK

then there are the conspiracy theorists that htis may have been a ploy to get attention away from: 1. tony and his job 2. to get the team amped up cause they were slippin
…whether Tony had ulterior motives is left up in the air…

There was the good the bad and the ugly:
the ugly: blowing it out of proportion to the point of TLR or Ras…opinions on pujols commenting/not commenting…should this be in-house or public issue…etc
the bad: i agree with yadi2second this was a TMZ gossip issue
the good:there is more transparency in the Rasmus issue which as a cardinal fan i think we’re entitled too (right?) no BS from Tony…so thats why i think it shouldve been just been reported the day of the incident (2mo ago)

in the end all i know is we have Lohse pitching tomorrow and that makes my blood boil

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many real jokes are in this thread!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

My impression of Aroldis Chapman after looking at the video

Aroldis Chapman = Tim Lincecum but with better mechanics but an inferior repertoire. Chapman’s arm action is better than Lincecum (Lincecum has an Inverted L). Chapman is gonna be deadly as a starter if he gets a third pitch. However, as a starter who’s a FB/SL guy and that velocity he could pull a Liriano.

by thepainguy on Sep 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

his leg kick reminds me of dontrelle willis

i think he really looks smooth effortless…that said i hope is arm falls off tomorrow

by guillermozeliak on Sep 6, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has the longest stride and recoil I've ever seen

He’s the first person to come close to using up a full HD frame.

He’s more controlled than Dontrelle, though.

Let’s just hope the Reds turn him into a two-pitch, fastball/slider starter. Then he’ll last maybe 2 years before his elbow blows up.

by thepainguy on Sep 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he seemed very squirmy to me

his entire windup completely overdone, from start to finish
i mean he almost gets into the fetal position with his leg kick
explain to me why this is necessary

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 6, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Problem with even his slider

Is that he didn’t really even have it when he was a starter. He’d totally lose control on it and/or It’d turn into a slurve on him. You kinda saw that Saturday when he left it 2 feet to the arm side a couple of times. And even in relief….the guy is throwing 100-103 but with an 88 mph slider. 94-96 and that’s backing down to a big breaker 83-85 and not a true tight slider.

And his changeup was brutal when I saw it…..shitty arm speed and didn’t know where it was going—-RHH were much better against him in AAA for what it’s worth.

As for the Liriano comp, Liriano’s changeup was and is great.

Any chance for a slow mo GIF on his mechanics?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold on on the video

My computer is having memory problems.

Also, I believe that Liriano’s change-up is new given his elbow problems.

by thepainguy on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liriano's changeup goes back to the minor leagues

And there was question over whether he might actually have a better changeup than Johan.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's see

Better mechanics than player X (I don’t even really know how to evaluate that) and could blow his elbow out at any moment.

Basically you’ve covered the full spectrum of outcomes in this comment.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Sep 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum has an Inverted L in his arm action and a timing problem

…and it is likely contributing to his reduced velocity and other problems

It’s hard to say whether the elbow or shoulder will go first with the Inverted L, but I don’t think his recent struggles are an accident.

by thepainguy on Sep 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

why can't we have Chris Perez back?

they should institute the opposite of a “no backsies” rule for MLB trades

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Sep 7, 2010 1:50 AM EDT reply actions  

you know that thing the cardinals do

where they’re trailing and looking awful for most of the game, only to come back and have a big exciting rally in the 8th or ninth, but then fall flat just before they seize control of the game? i hope they’re not just doing that on the macro level right now. they just beat a sub-.500 team. oddly, it inspires more confidence than taking 2 of 3 against the reds

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 7, 2010 2:10 AM EDT reply actions  

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