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The 2010.5 St. Louis Cardinals

The careful reader will notice I've begun, slyly and with abandon, to write almost nothing about the 2010 season. The careful reader has probably not been disappointed. 

But while I have my head popped out from behind the 2011 pillbox—I'd like to mention that it should no longer be surprising to see this team lose to bad teams. Not in the "they're losing to bad teams" sense, like that's a skill they have refined and now possess. This is in the sense that they sent out three pitchers last night, and they had ERAs of 6.75, 7.11, and 7.36. My boy Mac The Fifth put together a scoreless inning and traded places with Kyle Lohse, after the fact, to become the only member of the trio with an ERA under seven. 

They started Daniel Descalso out of position, to see if he can play in that position next year; they started Matt Pagnozzi, for some reason. Jon Jay is starting through a slump he maybe wouldn't start through if they were a game out of first. These aren't bad things, except for the Matt Pagnozzi thing, they're just a team playing for reasons that are not so enjoyable to watch as the ones we saw, or should have seen, in July. 

It's not entirely without its merits, of course; who else should Daniel Descalso drive in with his first Major League hit but Colby Rasmus and Allen Craig? All three of these guys have come out of the season smelling (at least on VEB) like roses. Aaron Miles aside—and at this point in the season he is a harmless affectation, like a mustache on a 16-year-old—the Cardinals are officially playing The Youth. Kyle Lohse and The Youth Team are not strong favorites against the Pittsburgh Pirates, whose youth is itself pretty impressive; Andrew McCutchen really is fast, so fast that it doesn't stop registering as you watch him run the bases.

Now I'd like to talk about Mark Hamilton, who didn't pick up his first hit and has no place on The Youth Team, even this hasty approximation of same.

Star-divide

Mark Hamilton was drafted as quick-moving trade bait, like Brett Wallace, and then he didn't move very fast at all. He was a college slugger, and I remember reading at least one college-slugger-watcher who was skeptical of what was apparently his aluminum-bat-power.

For three years, Bartleby-like in his admirable, maybe misplaced consistency, he refused to offer the hyperventilating prospect-geek fraternity even one platform on which to hyperventilate. All the usual novel approaches—blocked. He was exactly the right age for his league; his strikeout rate and walk rate were completely predictable; he hit home runs but not too many, and doubles but not enough to predict any spares would turn into home runs; he didn't even pretend to play any other positions, which might be to his credit. 

Collapse the half-seasons that were good enough to get him promoted and his first three years look like this: .258/.325/.444; .269/.332/.448; .241/.338/.384. 

Since then he's punished the ball at AA and now AAA, but he's 24 and 25, really 25 and 26, and he keeps getting hurt. But I'm a little hyperventilatey to ignore anybody who slugs .585 over 72 games, even in the Pacific Coast League; over his 118 games there in 2009 and 2010 he's hit .302/.384/.567. 

Hamilton has no spot with the Cardinals, and he has no trade value, and that's a shame; he wouldn't be Jack Cust, but he could be Ben Broussard for longer than Ben Broussard managed the trick if he were playing for an AL team or an NL team, like the Pirates, who has no better option but to discover Garrett Jones. Of the 40-man call-ups he was the oddest pick—if for only that reason I hope to see him as much as possible over the last several games, when that objective is as worthwhile as any other. 

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His nickname is The Whammo, he sets up the Memphis victory music with one Joe Mather, and his college major was molecular biology

he’s built like a tall retaining wall, swings like Chris Duncan, and is happily blocked blocked blocked

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I can't believe I forgot to mention the nickname!

Your mentioning it in the last thread is what set this post into motion. Because it’s awesome.

by DanUpBaby on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping I got it right, because it sounded like Whammy for a second

maybe someone can confirm it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

it reminds me of the babe ruth substitute in the natural

who was whammer, and maybe not somebody who an aspiring hitter should be nicknamed after

by DanUpBaby on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

did that really just happen?
“I didn’t see a better third baseman there [than Descalso],” La Russa said. “We’ve worked him out there. He’s got plenty of arm to play it, and I think it’s a better fit than (Aaron) Miles.”

from the P-D

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 23, 2010 9:04 AM EDT reply actions  

somebody explain to me

Why Mather hasn’t been given a chance at third yet and why we continue to acknowledge Aaron miles exists by giving him AB.

by TheWagonMakerCometh on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

3B=getting dirty, dirt=grit, grit=Aaron F. Miles

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he's been at third

Mather’s got a rehab period to get through, though. he’s somewhat an unknown quantity

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because

TLR. I think any question regarding this club can be answered with “because TLR”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You kidding me?

He’s a lock to be on the team next year for 250 ABs of worthlessness.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

Absolutely true if LaRussa comes back AND Mo brings back Aaron Miles.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

so it's absolutely going to happen.

i have no confidence in mo not bringing back aaron miles if larussa is running the show.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope

Influence is there. But Miles will not be getting any PA if Mo doesn’t put him on the team.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

then why is mo employeed?

if TLR is going to be the GM just let Mo walk and use his money elsewhere.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony is the GM?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's on second.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently he makes the roster decesions

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course playing time is 100% under his control

and it’s fair to blame Tony for all the playing time that Miles, Feliz, and Suppan receives.

But it’s not okay to alleviate Mo his share of the blame for putting those players on the Roster. Tony is going to play the bench. This is no secret. Mo is there to set the roster. If Mo isn’t setting the roster than he is no good to the Cardinals. I could be the GM if all I’m going to do is sign the players that someone else picks out.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm arguing that the fact that "Mo" put so many players that Tony loves to, and did, play far too often

Implies that Tony had a role in the decision making process regarding which players were put on the roster. How much is up for debate.

by vivaelpujols on Sep 24, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

because mather can't hit

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I miss David Freese

Not because of his offense. Not because of his defense. Not because we replaced him with this year’s worst major league player(s). But mostly because I can’t play this every time he comes to bat, or makes an out in the field.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Sep 23, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it won't let me post the link...

so this is it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Sep 23, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's what killed the dinosaurs!

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Sep 23, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I came here to post that exact thing

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

" . . . who is just awesome everywhere he plays and shouldn't be stuck in just one.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Sep 23, 2010 11:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking misquoting journalists

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT:

Started to read "Are We Winning?’ by Will Lietch. So far, so hilarious.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Sep 23, 2010 9:10 AM EDT reply actions  

can someone open this up and see what's going on?

“Molina: Knee Worsens”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't give them my money.

Just have my VEB Gold membership.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do you get with that?

Private insights to the mind of DanUp? A personal link to lboros? A seat in the gallery of the Inner Sanctum?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could tell you, but then...well, you know.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

and you always come out smelling like bacon!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I could handle that.

Guess I’ll just remain on the outside wanting to look in.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

but you can't be late. ever.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

danup yanked my gold membership the other day

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's from BJ, so it really adds

nothing.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

bj sucks at reporting actual news

it’s really entertaining to see miklasz, goold, et al poke fun at him on twitter.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Onward toward .500. The abomination starts early.
LINEUP—Skip 2B, Mather CF, Pujols 1B, Holliday LF, Stavinoha RF. Descalso 3B, Pagnozzi C, Greene SS, Suppan P

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

This season was screwed

once they wouldn’t let the good ole boys and Albert have their guns and bows in the locker room.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude, that's not what DFA means

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I welcome our new Mafia overlords

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about this?

Colby-8; Mather-5; AP-3; Holliday-7; Craig-9; Anderson-2; T Greene-4; Boog-6; pitcher?

Jay can platoon with Joey Bombs. Descalso can alternate with Greene T, who can move to 3B.

Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Jay/Craig 9, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, M Carpenter 5, Molina 2, T Greene 4, Ryan 6, pitcher

by gocards62 on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

*Jay can platoon with Craig

Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Jay/Craig 9, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, M Carpenter 5, Molina 2, T Greene 4, Ryan 6, pitcher

by gocards62 on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

does Bombs actually have his groove back? does anyone know?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

He seems to be grooving like Colby.

Hot-cold

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, that is a linup built by throwing darts.

Mather in CF? WTF? How many hits are going to fall between Bombs and Chair today?

And can Anderson get a fucking start, please? You’re going to wear Pagnozzi out with all of this work.

Cardinals 2010 memorial sig. Never Forget.

by The Continental on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good

Wear him out, then maybe we’ll never have to be submitted to the torture of watching him again.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

2 Pagnozzi starts in a row

I believe that this, along with the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland, has the possibility of opening up microscopic black holes that will envelop the Earth.

Way to go, Tony.

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amaury Marti Cazana is working as hard as he can!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That guy should be the manager

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Amaury at C than Pagnozzi

Can someone see if he can play C…or 3B?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Sep 23, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know that I can handle this.

I mean, how the hell have we fallen so far that we’re watching Lohse and Suppan starts back to back? Can’t we just have Miles out there for all 9 so he has to rest for a few days, instead?

by dronemc on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

He'd probably throw a no-no

and we’d be stuck with him in the rotation next year.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's 3 "we know they are below replacement players" in Stav, Gagz and Suppan

Mather, Descalso and Greene may or may not be awful. Even if they aren’t awful, it’s likely that the sum of Stav, Gagz and Suppan’s below replacementness would drag that group of 6 down to replacement level on the whole. And Schumaker has been a 0 WAR player. That’s 7 players for whom I would project the sum of their production as replacement level. And we could actually make it worse by starting Miles.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 23, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh. my. god.

mather gets in the lineup but he’s out of position. stavinoha should never play. pagnozzi should never play. descalso should never play third. what a joke.

odds of us scoring a run today: 1:4

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The important part

is getting some of these guys ABs right now. Even if they may be a little out of position. Mather has played CF before.

But why is stavinoha getting a start?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Sep 23, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need to get @craigcalcaterra an unicorn.
craigcalcaterra What kills me about Strauss: in the same piece he breaks down the Central using the Pythagorean Theorem. #StatsOnlyWhenTheyHelpMyCase

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 AM EDT reply actions  

IOKIYOAD

“It’s OK If You’re On a Deadline”

(acronym reference here).

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't guess we're lucky enough to be the hypotenuse, are we?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

an unicorn

or a unicorn?

is this like an historic vs. a historic

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Sep 23, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

a unicorn

a historic

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

50% ain't half bad

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

under!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

cards will finish the next 11 games 4-7

so an even .500

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Sep 23, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're still at pick #18

for next June, but we’re only 1 game out of pick 15, which is protected!!! I don’t see us making any big FA pick-ups, so it probably don’t matter.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Sep 23, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

its time to play Chances!

Houston ends up with a better record.
TLR is back next year
Aaron Miles doesn’t go away
David Freese’s ankles spontaneously combust
Reds make it to the WS

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

My guesses

1. Yes (sigh)
2. Yes (sigh)
3. Yes (SIGH)
4. No
5. Sure, that sounds about right. And 25,000 fans will be there at that stadium to see it.

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol i always found that funny

Even with a winning club they still can’t sell out games.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

...

1. No, but it will be close
2. Yes
3. Of course he won’t go away. He’s batting .295 and he’s versatile!
4. It’ll happen mid-April when we are counting on him
5. Not going to happen

And I’ll add a #6 – Jeff Suppan comes back in 2011.

by thegodfather on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Would you rather have Jeff suppan or Blake hawksworth as your number 5. And no you can’t choose "option three take gun and play Russian roulette "

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Sep 23, 2010 10:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha

Actually I’d almost rather have Suppan, just so that I can use Hawksworth when somebody gets hurt. If you start out with Hawk as the #5, then who fills in when Carp/Lohse/whoever gets hurt? It’s a depressing but honest question. If Suppan is free, then I bet they pick him up.

by thegodfather on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

1. no opinion
2. "
3. "
4. "
5. "
6. Le FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

..

1)yes
2)yes boo
3) i hope not
4) david freese will be injury free for at 4 months of the season
5) no

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Sep 23, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guessatron

1.) No
2.) Mmmm…50/50…yes
3.) Hegone
4.) No, nor does he realize that while Sonic rocks, their ice cream sucks
5.) They don’t even reach the NLCS. They can’t beat teams with a winning record…haven’t all season…and the playoffs has a lot of those teams.

by PeterStork670 on Sep 23, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 no
2 yes
3 probably
4 already happened
5 nope

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

6 learn to reply dumbass.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It happened two days ago.....old news.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's not exactly Ryan Ludwick

we’re over it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 23, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

why would we comment on that today when it happened a few days ago

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay guys there is a LIVE STREAM for the game this MORNING

should i even post it?
i don’t want to hurt anyone..

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 23, 2010 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

holy crap

11:35 start time?

i guess i won’t be able to watch the pirates finish off the sweep

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

wat? why not?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 23, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck school.

/haven’t watched the cardinals in 3 weeks because of school and lack of interest

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

me neither.

hence the “lack of interest” description. i haven’t watched a full game since the week i got here (late august) and haven’t watched more than an inning with my full attention since the friday game against atlanta when jay dropped the ball. in fact, i just don’t have time for sports unless it’s the weekend. my weekends are full of football.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Professors tend to not like that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Sep 23, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

lose the headphones

answer and ask questions every once in a while
works like a charm

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Sep 23, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

why even go to school, then?

my first class is major specific, so i genuinely need to learn as much as i can and i have an exam in the next class

plus, it’s a meaningless september game in a lost series against the pirates. i’m good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO! Gametime!

Time to get paid to watch the Cardinals lose to the worst team in baseball!

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by SheckieZx on Sep 23, 2010 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaron Miles hatred

What is up with your obsessive hatred of Aaron MIles? In any other season but this one, I would get it. However, you do realize that all of the other Cardinal middle infielders this season have been just as bad or worse than Aaron Miles, don’t you? If you want to bash a Cardinal middle infielder, why not Brendan Ryan or Skip Schumaker? They are much more responsible for how bad this season has been than Aaron Miles has been.

by Aaron Durst on Sep 26, 2010 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Because Aaron Miles is bad at baseball,

and has no reason to be on any MLB roster, let alone the Cardinals.

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by RiverRat on Sep 26, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, you haven't been paying attention this season

They may be better, but they haven’t played any better this season than Aaron Miles did.
Skip hit .265/.329/.342 (batting average/on base %/slugging %), Miles hit .295/.321/.333, while Ryan hit .222/.275/.294. Ship at best barely out performed MIles this season, and Brendan was much much worse than Miles was. Skip and Brendan were the starters for the vast majority of the season, so yes they were much more responsible for the Cardinals horrible season.

by Aaron Durst on Sep 26, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Miles hit his career average of suck,

skip and Ryan underperformed their historical numbers. It happens. Unfortunately for the Crads it happened at the same time. Miles is bad, and just because he performed equal to, or slightly above the 2010 STL MI norm, doesn’t justify him being here over players such as Greene.

Also, the reply button is your friend.

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by RiverRat on Sep 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too feed the troll a little more,

Miles has been worth -.2 WAR, Skip .2, and Boog .7 (all per BR.)

Also, I’m pretty sure everyone here knows what a slash line is.

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by RiverRat on Sep 27, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miles sucks, but he outperformed Brendan, and did no worse than Skip

First, I did hit the reply button, but apparently because I wasn’t connected before hitting it, it did not post my reply as a reply. Second, because I think the players who are most responsible for this awful season are the ones who should be bashed that make me a troll? IMO, it just shows how little respect you show to people who don’t share your opinion, and it says more about you than me. Third, I have never said Miles is good. I realize and have acknowledged he sucks. However, the undisputed point is this season he has vastly outperformed Brendan Ryan and did no worse than Skip Schumaker. Why direct all of your anger at a worthless bench player, when 2 starters were just as bad or much worse and did far more to ruin the Cardinals seasons.

by Aaron Durst on Sep 27, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's try this another way

Miles had 141 plate appearance so far this season. If Miles had no plate appearances for the Cardinals this season, and all those plate appearances went to some other league average middle infielder, would the Cardinals record be all that different from what it is right now? It almost certainly would not be any different. Now on the other hand, Skip and Brendan had nearly 1000 plate appearances between them. Would the Cardinals record be any better if all those plate appearances went to a some other league average middle infielder. It almost certainly would be better. Yet the original author of this post and some other commenters misdirect all of their anger at Aaron Miles.

by Aaron Durst on Sep 27, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

over 141 PA's, he was worth -.2 WAR, so lets say we gave him 500 PA,

he’d be worth -.7. How can you say he outperformed Ryan, when the value numbers (WAR), say he hasn’t. Also the troll tag was dropped, as you joined 3 days ago, and came in with undying support of Aaron miles. I’m done, this is a stupid argument.

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by RiverRat on Sep 27, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because offensively, he outperformed Ryan

… and the Cardinals problem this season has been offense. And, I am not giving Miles undying support. I am merely pointing out that Brendan and Skip were much bigger problems for the Cardinals this season. You apparently lack the logic skills to understand the argument, so you resort to ad hominem attacks (calling me a troll), and straw men (falsely claiming I am offering undying support for Aaron Miles).

by Aaron Durst on Sep 27, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am merely pointing out that Brendan and Skip were much bigger problems for the Cardinals this season.

And I am merely pointing out that Miles is historically bad at baseball, and him having one of his best years compares to Skip and Ryan having one of their worst. I can’t believe we’re arguing over which turd tastes worse in the shit sandwich. Ryan and Schumaker have upside as MLB baseball players, Miles has none. Did Ryan and Skip have bad years this year offensively? Yes, however Ryan has enough value with the glove to make that palatable, and Skip has been surging tioward his usual numbers. All Miles has done is take away PA’s from more deserving players. I repeat, he has no business being on this roster, and better not be next year.

Again, I’m done.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Sep 27, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if you had read my original post

.. you would have seen that I acknowledged that historically Miles has been awful. My only point was Miles has not been the problem this season. Skip and Brendan have been the problem. If you had read and understood my original point, maybe you could have understood it, and not attacked me for pointing out how bad Brendan and Skip have been.

by Aaron Durst on Sep 27, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

clearly you didn't read his original post
they haven’t played any better this season than Aaron Miles did.

he lays it all out, right there.

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by SleepyCA on Sep 29, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

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