Jim Edmonds, Seriously? Open Thread: Cardinals at Reds
by DanUpBaby on Aug 9, 2010 7:04 PM EDT
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Jim Edmonds? Seriously?
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Walt promised him he would help with his...
school for kids who can’t hit good.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Hopefully the Reds will be the ones to panicking after this series
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
it wasn't really that exciting a trade
but edmonds made a spectacular dive anyway
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Sold it
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions
Todd Wellemeyer was just demoted
Walt Jocketty interested?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
probably
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
puppy kicker was released last week by houston.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 9, 2010 8:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Mr. Jockety! Mr. Jockety!
Another ex-Cardinal is on the market!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
walt really hates the cards now
so he’s gonna get all the former cards for his squad.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
So why did he drop Miles?
…because he knew Tony couldn’t resist and that he would be the Cards undoing.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Carp i need you to be a beast tonight, k please?
team, please don’t break my heart. thanks
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
a friend of mine has the theory that he's gay.
i have nothing to add.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
this was a really popular theory while he was in st. louis
every so often there would be a mothership forum post from some guy whose friend worked someplace and swore up and down that edmonds and his gay lover went there once a week to buy each other clothes.
does this look gay to everyone?
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Dude...
he gets really bad chaffing with full length shirts…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
He sure is good at having kids for a gay guy.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
one day VEB will grasp the concept of "bisexual"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i thought girls are the only ones who can be bi?
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
They're the only ones we want to be
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
i don't like your friend
a couple of years ago some cubs fans I know were in st lous for a game and seen him out after words …. they gave him crap and heckled him.. He walks up to them and says … You see that woman over there.. “points to the hottest woman in the bar”…. I am leaving with her.. you know why… CUZ I AM JIM FUCKIN EDMONDS// and then he went and picked her up. They were quite impressed.
A couple years ago, like when he was married?
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 9, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the hot girl was a plant!
Like in the magician sense, not the leafy variety.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 9, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well he knows how to class it up..
if the flippy floppy wedding is any indication…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
my buddy used to be the visiting club house manager for the Cardinals
He said 95% of players cheat on their wives
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 9, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot for $
Maybe he walked over and said, “I’ll give you $50 to walk out the front door with me. No strings attached.”
or
Hi I am a professional baseball player.
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 9, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Or he played the odds
that a girl in St. Louis would probably recognize one of the bigger stars on the team and go along with whatever he said.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Someone told me thatKordell Stewart is gay for sure
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 9, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
he is.
he came out.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Piazza had to hold a press conference to tell everyone he wasn't gay
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
Yeah, I remember that.
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
Did you ever see
the clip of the Tampa Bay mascot making thinly veiled gay motions around him while he was stretching before the game? It was quite humorous.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Did not see that, but I was at a Phillie game when the Phanatic mocked Tommy LaSorda who was pitching some weight loss product.
Phanatic pissed off Tommy so much that the Dodgers’ manager began kicking him in rage.
Best part was it turns out the mascot was in reality some distant relative of Tommy’s.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Eh they're Italian...
it’s to be expected they beat on each other…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
HFS Comcast didn't F us
Got the game on in the back bedroom on the HD and I’m about ready to start gaming on the PC. ‘Bout F’in time!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
And now ESPN, letting us know about the Edmonds trade...
and he’s starting in CF. Thanks, guys.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Walt and his fucking mind games...
first leaving Miles out there for Tony and now Jimmy in CF.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
i wore my waino shersey thinking he was pitching today.
oh well.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
ok, I really want to see this
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
laynce nix, cardinal killer.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
run & hide children, daddies home
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
by gdm426 on Aug 9, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HFS!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Thurston what???
oh. dude, don’t do that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
4 pitches, 2 outs
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
did someone send a memo to the team
that all homeruns they might wish to hit to center must be no doubters?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
oh great
Mike Leake is going to pitch like a Cy Young candidate tonight
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
its going to be one of those games isnt it
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
ok y'all
we got two channels
liveblog well.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hey guys in the truck!
(wave)
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Just one person waving his hand
not that monstrosity foisted on us by Whale Vagina’ns
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
BLECH
where’s the patience guys??? awful inning.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
6 pitches, 3 out
i say we work the count a little better than that next inning.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
Please.
This Cardinals team works the count as well as Alfonso Soriano.
Repeal The LaRussa Tax.
by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 9, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
how many pitches was that?
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
could have stayed at work and got extra hours
and could have stopped by gentiles wine and liquors and got some really good beer. this relatively early start better be worth it
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
just on strict numbers, maybe
except I can’t buy that these numbers represent his true talent level going forward. Not to say he’s playing way over his head, but over his head nonetheless
Dude's got a .406 career wOBA
Votto is legit. He’s not Pujols, but he’s legit.
And before anyone says anything about his home ballpark, his career road wOBA is higher than his home wOBA.
Woot! Got a big raise out of no where today
Knew I was due for a raise and got a much bigger one than expected
congrats, but remember, mo money mo problems
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Tell that to bums...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
No the Cubs players get paid plenty
They’re perfectly fine on the financial side
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Boiler Up?
Wait I think I’m doing it wrong…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Yeah...
I like my bourbon and my beer just not at the same time…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
or buy your own
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Brendan Ryan just switched gloves
HE’S DEAD OMG HE’S DEAD HE’S DEAD
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no, this is my bp glove!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
good thing he switched; if a ball had hit that glove
it might have shattered and sprayed cork all over the field
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog changing gloves
Carp not amused; will be asking Boog to luggage himself inbetween innings.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Not your luggage!
My luggage!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Proper lead in is:
“Now get down on your knees and luggage yourself!”
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
So I can only assume
Walt watched the Blues Brothers this weekend and was inspired?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
you don't have the WWL feed? i refuse to listen to those asshats unless i'm forced to
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
whoever it is on mlb.tv
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
no FSNMW? my deepest condolences, those guys are the worst
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
even more bland than the cards announcers
and more dumb
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i do not like laynce nix.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
you stole my shtick!
/kidding
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Plenty of good seats in the upper deck...
they shouldn’t win the division based on the fact they can’t get people to an important game in August…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Guess who's back?
ME. The other British Crads fan, i have returned from me booze-filled internent-less shenanigans.
Good News: Pujols appears to have kicked ass for a week
Bad News: Cards have played .500 and Jason Motte’s shoulder has fallen off
Goooooo CRADS
100% Sober, 40% of the time
Jimmy on deck
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
almost threw that into RF
unless that was just the ESPN camera
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
looked like a good play to me
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i approve of that inning.
let’s score!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck this game has me more nervous than i should be
i keep having to remind myself its early Auguest
i know carp can beat these reds! he's the best! :)
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
channeling your inner danny?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
what's a danny?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
a troll who was saying stuff like that.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
oh
you mean danny!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Tweet
Carpenter tracks Ryan into the dugout, apparently asks Ryan to follow him down the runway for a private chat. Wow.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
WTF?
Carp is psycho…he makes Motte look sane.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
ESPN HAS FOOTAGE OF BRENDAN RYAN'S DEATH SENTENCE
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there's no speculation, Aaron Boone
it’s a luggaging!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dan and Al are talking about it.
No video though.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 9, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
what'd they say?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Apparently Carpenter had a chat with Brendan Ryan...
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 9, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
FESPN is really, really into it.
lots of HD shots of the dugout.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
matty!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
"looks like Carpenter may have had a few words with Brendan Ryan after the bottom of the first"
oh ooooh
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
BABIP!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Basically, Boog had the wrong glove in the bottom of the third
It caused Carp’s start to get delayed. After the inning, Carp took Boog into the tunnel for a stern talking-to. The look on Boog’s face was priceless.
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
*bottom of the first
I love catching mistakes 9 minutes later
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
This shit is INTENSE
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Colby channeled his inner Skippy
weak double-play ball to 2nd
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
at least yadi wasn't up.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
this Reds team annoys the hell out of me
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
+1
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Probably because you love America
and hate you some pinkos…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
But Dunn plays for Washington
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
He started off with the Reds though...
I rest my case.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
It's Dusty
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
They have a ton of unlikeable guys
Gomes, Arroyo, Rhodes.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 9, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I put him lower on the list
It’s more that he’s having such an unreal season than anything about him personally.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 9, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd still rather live around these morans who dont pay attention to baseball than a billion flub fans
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Yadi hit
single at least
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
another one wasted.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Aaron Boone can't get over Brendan Ryan not blinking as he gets reamed by Carp.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Loved
the finger gesture by Carp: “if you EVER, EVER, pull that shit again, I will take a suitcase and ram it up your rooty tooter.”
by jim of beam on Aug 9, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I couldn't watch some of it, to be honest. haha.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
At least he didn't slide into first
I’m happy with any AB that doesn’t end that way…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
odds cards don't score a run tonight?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
about the same as you saying optimistic.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Skip, swinging at the first pitch is not going to get you more playing time over Miles...
We need Skip to have a huge game to reduce the Miles playing time.
'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa
But just because Skippy has a good game
doesn’t make it a good decision that he was in there over Miles.
Thanks, Tony…
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
here comes Jimmy.
sniff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this games on pace to finish in about 20 minutes
Wtf? Take some pitches guys
by mick311 on Aug 9, 2010 7:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Speaking of finishing in 20 minutes
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
ZING
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
....ew
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
FESPN is showing some highlights. sniff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Edmonds startin to look old
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Hi, Jimmy...
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Colby didn't sell it
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
that barely counts as a catch at all!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy hits it to Colby, with Jay and his old number out there.
poetic.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Carp told Brendan "This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me"
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
Is there a reason Jimmy
gets anything but high fastballs? Like top o’ helmet fastballs.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
scary warning track power.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Jay to Jay.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Inception
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 9, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
you're dreaming right now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nah
it takes more time to explain Inception
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Gloves, delays, and luggage.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Boog decided he needed to change gloves, which held up the game.
Carp was not pleased.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Carp: "You need to go deeper."
Boog: “Dude, I’m already playing on the outfield grass.”
Carp: “I SAID YOU NEED TO GO DEEPER.”
Boog: “Yes sir.”
Does the ESPNHD feed
get really blocky at times for anyone else?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
It's kinda having a seisure
at the moment for me… trying to figure out if Comcast sucks… ESPN sucks… or the CableCARD in my TiVo sucks.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Comcast is holding steady ATM
(knocks on desk)
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
No macroblocking here, but the quality is very subpar
Color is bleh. Focus is soft.
by PeterStork670 on Aug 9, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the Cincy catcher. He's supposed to be that shape.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Don't get the 550
in Chicago…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
FESPN has some pregame Jimmy stuff.
breaking in the cap. laughing. talking. being not with us.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you know
I wonder how many kids from Red Reporter will read this
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
for all that are reading this:
screw you guys and your stupid ex-cardinals ballteam and your dumbass manager and your small ballpark and your wannabe MVP.
ok, maybe not all of it is true
but we got it dead right on Dusty
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
you're like really angry, i don't remember you
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
e's a sociopath.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i guess so, i'm kind of ascarred
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
nice to meet you, i'm GDM, i used to be a big deal
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Every ground ball will be an adventure.
Every one.
Repeal The LaRussa Tax.
by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 9, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
very intense inning
yet no score heh
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
There is some
serious hostility toward Carp over at Red Reporter. I’m not sure I totally understand why, but check out this comment and subsequent ones.
Also some amusing hostility directed at Boog: “Brendan Ryan – that ugly fucker is a little asshole. He just took that abuse like a little retarded puppy.”
I understand why
Carp is kind of a dick. But that’s why we love him here. No bullshit—but not a nice guy in the least. Old hockey player mindset.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
just leave em alone
let them rage, …stay classy, VEB!
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
the realization that the reds are not failing creates an illusion of power
causing the angry fan to express his/her shear rage through the caps lock button and cursing…it happens when it’s been bottled up from years and years of mediocrity
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 9, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
We say a lot of shit over there that isn't exactly rational, especially it game threads.
Ten years of shit does that to a man
Yeah, I wonder what they think of our Braun comments at Brew Crew Ball
Although in fairness to us, Braun is objectively bad.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 9, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
bcb jv tends to grungingly agree
though they don’t call it ‘douche’
I don’t think anyone there thinks he’s a saint.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think it would behoove Boog to hit a HR this inning
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
Fancy Auburn words are words like
“see spot run” and " I am Sam, Sam I am."
Just sayin, JD wink
by RollBirdsRoll on Aug 9, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn played LSU in J-Hare in 1996 and the building next to the stadium burned down
Steve Spurrier later said (paraphrased) “It was bad that thousands of books burned with the building, but the real tragedy was that only half of them were colored in”
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
And the bottom of the order up...
Im interested in this Brendan Ryan at-bat…is he gonna be super-focused? Or is his head gonna be elsewhere?
'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa
hopefully focused, but i'd bet on elsewhere
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
It appears as though Carp
is ready to pitch sixteen innings. I’m glad I won’t be the guy to take him out tonight.
Jocketty attempting to rub it in
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Miles on the Cards - open heart surgery. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
oh, oh they're mentioning Carp slam on fespn
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
my kingdom for a stream that actually fucking works for more than four seconds at a time
haven’t seen any of the game yet, but it runs okay during the commercial breaks….
Are their lions in your kingdom?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
...The Reds'?
typosave!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
All that needs to happen in this game to complete the cycle of life
Is for Edmonds to steal a homerun from Larue.
reminds me of when that happened a while ago....
and i was at that game. best catch i’ve ever seen.
/teary eye
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
some of the players said "we really need to sweep."
Scotty says the pressure is on us.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
checked FSM, The Cat arguing about Carp's siesta.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
God
Jim and Al are going to come to blows one of these days. Their little bitchfights are so awkward.
Kenny Rogers Special Sauce
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Lettuce, Cheese
Pickles, Onions, on a Sesame Seed hat
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
leake?
wtf 5 starts in AZ and he goes from college to tossing low era mlb?
can’t last, but might last through the season
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
probably, but
i wish he’d hurry up
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Weak
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Ass
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
hit
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Can we work some damn counts please?
26 pitches through 3 for Leake
'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa
The truck is having a hard time
keeping up with all of the commercial drops.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
long night ahead.
if reds get a run at all before us, it’s gonna get interesting.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
shhhhh you'll make Carp [more] enraged
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
can I just say
Ramon Hernandez framing looks like a little league catcher
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Cardinals hitters need to take a look at Yadi's AB.
Went the other way and had success.
Leake is going to pitch soft stuff away and if they try to pull it, easy groundball.
espn's hd shows Carp sweat in great detail.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
concession stand footage out of nowhere!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
running joke about chili
it’s a thing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if you eat their chili, the only place you'll be running to is the bathroom
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Boog wouldn't have gotten that
with the first glove
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
boog rush the throw a little there?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
the fear does that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yeah
We don’t need another guy who can’t hit lefties…
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
mo and tony, soooooper geniuses.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Do they also
valiantly try but fail to catch the Roadrunner?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
much better to have rf winn
and watch jed play for the reds
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
it sure looks like it, but the tie looks a little too modern to be him
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Brendan Ryan's glove works just fine.
only almost nearly-kills Albert, so probably a little spooked.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
their tarp is a candy cane?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
looks like?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there it is!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Really!
We’re not Scottish!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
well done, syr.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
carp 29, leake 26
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
carp is about to go super saiyan on these guys
by CodyG on Aug 9, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Umm ... Judge?
YES!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
need moar delay in case of Al.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
CHIEF.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
UNANIMOUS DECISION!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Jaygression is going to suck
Let’s keep putting it off
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
Boone now talking Luddy.
sniff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
talk rolen, edmonds, izzy and the other former cards while you're at it, boone.
expect carp to luggage you should you keep it up!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
i like this Jay kid, but i will always love JackADongWick
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
i still can't believe he's gone, this is the 1st game i've seen in a while & its just wrong not to see him in RF
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
evens it out by taking strike 3 for a ball
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
apu
gotta at least move him over
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Westbrook, Waino, Suppan all hanging out.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID WHILE YOU WERE TRYING TO PLEASURE HER
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
by mysterui on Aug 9, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
twss would have been enough
we can recognize sexual innuendo when we see it
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
Don't tell me how to twss
I’ve been twssing since before you were born
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
OMG
It was only 8 inches off the plate! Why wasn’t that a strike?
KMA
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
mmmm Albert.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
please come through with a hit here, matty.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Albert overjoyed to have someone to chat to
Votto, in this case
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
oh, that was a shot
a…. a run??
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
How ya like that chilli?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Yes!
Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
HOLLIDAY!
that might be all carp needs tonight.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
FSM has slo mo of his violent swing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you're paid to hit extra base hits Lego, not singles
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
0 outs
let’s pretend leake is a collge pitcher
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
CLOBBYIN TIME
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
YEAH BUDDY!
(sorry jimmy)
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
this is a family blog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
COLBY!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Cheese!
ALBERT BEATS JIMMY’S THROW, WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So that's why we traded him away
So that his passport would be fully laundered by the time he arrived in Cincy! Very cagey, Mo…
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
funny replay, showing Albert running side-by-side with the ball
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
i wonder who Albert was giving the stinkeye to in the stands?
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Was he looking into the stands
or centerfield?
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
it looked like the stands to me, but maybe it was the just the camera angle
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
BABIP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
fespn mistakes janish for boog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
YADI!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
SKIP SLAMMALAMMA DING DONG IN THE BOOM YES GO BALL
by mojowo11 on Aug 9, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for (sorta) calling it
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
So apparently my machine
taking a dump was a rally starter.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Kick it a few more times for me, will ya?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
I'll see what I can do...
granted last time I kicked something the results were hilarious for me, but not the person I kicked…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Eat more Taco Bell please.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
OH MY GOD SKIP SCHUMAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
GRAND SALAMI
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
FUCK YES!!!!!
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Then Skip kills the rally...
ass
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Bless you
and cover your mouth next time
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
SCHUMASHER!!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
POW!!!!!!
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
skipppppyy!!!
Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 9, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IOJ; FOL;SA FAJ;A; FIO
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
F-in A!
SKIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
you guys, skip is smiling
colby also smiled but he always smiles for home runs.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SEXY SKIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
SKIP TO MY MOTHERFUCKING SCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
listen to all that cheering. Nice sellout, Cincy, you didn’t say you were gonna sell it out with Cards fans though. Thanks.
Yadier Molina hit an infield single and
Skip fucking Schumaker just hit an opposite field home run.
I like this bizarro world and would enjoy living in it.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Aug 9, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Halak wins the Vezina and Conn Smythe
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Aug 9, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I still love the Habs
running him out of town because he’s not Canadian… BRILLIANT!!
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
If you say so...
I still think there’s the whole not French Canadian thing that didn’t help the situation… I still love the Down Goes Brown line of “the worst problem in hockey is to have two top level goalies… the Canadians were half way there”
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
REC
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Proof of the alternate universe.
We’ve gone through the wormhole.
I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.
Skip's OPS just DOUBLED with that Grand Slam
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Carp is enraged that he didn't get a shot at a slam.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
someone's warming in the pen
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
keep on leaving, then.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
I think VEB owes you a pack of smokes
and a port a potty
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
does anyone else think
boone sounds gwynn?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
it was most likely carpenter, he was on deck and you can normally hear guys yelling around home plate due to mic’s, cameras, etc
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Skip ... still smiling.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
WE LOVE FUCKIN SKIPPY WE LOVE FUCKIN SKIPPY
NA NA NA NA HEY
NA NA NA NA HEY
100% Sober, 40% of the time
Was going to say that
but I fell behind on reading posts, and had to catch up first
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
i sure hope so.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
For anyone who was watching on FSMW
someone yelled “GET OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKER” right after Skip made contact. I think they left the Cat’s mic open and someone in the stands yelled it.
LMAO.
I heard it on the Cincy feed
It was pretty loud…and awesome.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 9, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
listen to the voice, i think it was Carpenter.
Carp was on deck so if he yelled anything it would of definitely been picked up by the TV mics
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Boog shaved everything off
/sartorial liveblog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yadi and Skip laughing about something with someone down the bench.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ahaha leake fail.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Ran off the field when there were only 2 outs.
He made it to the first base line and then stopped.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 9, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
File that under
when keepin it real goes wrong.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Leake, Boog doesn't count for two K's.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wishful thinking, leake.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Lopex
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow. what got into this cards team?
but whatever it is, i like it!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
well, Leake's gone now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'll take 3 or 4
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
cardinals take a leake all over the reds.
by CodyG on Aug 9, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
let's stay focused birds
never over in gabp
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
both channels have a lot of shots of Hotmaker.
they know what sells.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
towels didn't run out, did they?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i wish ever so deeply that i could watch it
instead of gamedaying it
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 9, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF is that on Michael Jordan's lip?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
i'll feel better once the fat lady sings meet me in st louis
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
The text for the 2nd game thread at Red Reporter:
“Mike Leake is pitching like his vintage self and is pretty much owning the Cardinals.”
Oops!
from farther down on the page:
“If an asteroid takes out St Louis tonight, I won’t shed a tear. Still not strong enough, Fuck St Louis and their faggot pitcher.”
Very mature
Remind me to call my uncle in Cincy and tell him to head over there and beat his punk ass. He may have to send one of his sons, but they’re big enough to get the job done.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
they've got a homer bailey pic-fest going over there
i put up the link to albert’s grand slam last year. hopefully that shuts them up.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
i actually don't mind Red Reporter
but at times like these keep firearms out of their reach
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
we do need more runs though. this game isnt over
and i gaurentee the reds will come back in the bottom of this inning and try and put together a rally
I like getting into the Reds bullpen very early in the 1st game of the series.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I'M AFRAID TO LEAVE WORK
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you might be fired?
oh, watching the game.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah that's right, there's always something in the vending machines
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Death by Vending Machine
it ain’t pretty, never is
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
For being the biggest game in 10 years...
the Reds have really laid an egg. I’m sure they’re pissed over at redreporter…
Fire La Russa!
No, no
it’s only a big game for the Cardinals
right, Reds fans?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
who the fuck says Lopez doesn't try?!!?!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
that was a gritty stolen base
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Lopez with the double steal!
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
lopex!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
i can't believe Dusty pulled him
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Jay says go go go
Lopez2Third!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow i can't even read all these comments
GREAT GAME
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I was thinking the same thing...
then I realized I don’t read too good.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
you might want to see where Boog is nearly killed.
or will be after the game.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i heard. i have the TV on in the background and ran over there when they started talking about it.
i caught the tail-end of the incredible case of the non-blinking boog
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I had to look away
I think there was quite a bit of terror involved.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
GDM!!!!
Its getting fixed as we speak. It was 93 degrees in here.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Did you buy a kiddie pool?
Just chill and drink, man
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
its too hot for a kiddie pool, the water just starts boiling right out of the hose
i did drink a lot last night. it was 89 degrees when i went to sleep.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
hey baby, how you doin?
glad you’re getting it fixed, it’s hotter than hell in the desert if you don’t have A/C
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
my warranty company is trying to screw me over. obviously they don't know who they are dealing with.
glad you’re here, you’re bringing good luck to the cards!
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
they don't know you're a lawyer do they?
and thanks , but i’ll wait to take credit for this till after the games over. #notmyfistrodeo
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
no they don't.
and i just can’t believe how bad they tried to screw me. the claims rep flat out lied to my face, apparently thinking i’m not smart enough to read my own contract. now he mysteriously won’t answer my calls. i can’t wait to take these jerks to small claims court.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I don't know but I think spants might be interested in one
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
slowly walks away from sub-thread
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!
if mr spants asks we were never here
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
f'ing twitters has f'ed me all up
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
former red.
that’s why
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
both of them are there... I don't know who the PBP is.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he's from Toronto so i can see why good American's would find him annoying
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Those are color guys
I think it’s Nomar btw…I don’t know who this PBP guy is
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
somehow i've managed to tune them both out
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
OVERRULED!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
eliminate?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
what's the verdict
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ha yeah
The inning before that was pretty much just dribblers through the hole aside from Bert.
Not afraid to nitpick
I can't feel my ass!
I can’t feel my ass!
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
"He might be hitting a wall!"
If regression counts as a wall, maybe.
Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?
third'd
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Carp is getting steamed in the dugout over the length of this half-inning
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
Albert was batting sub-.300 when i left
Now over .310. Slump? what slump?
100% Sober, 40% of the time
maybe if you drank more
we’d like you more
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If you had had my hangover this morning
you would know why im sober right now
100% Sober, 40% of the time
it's really hard when mattyfrommo keep bogarting all the booze
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
by gdm426 on Aug 9, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
woooooooooo
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Alberg goes slow but soon tears open your ship
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Probably a good thing for Janish that he didn't get a glove on that one
He needs that arm
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
I saw that, too
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Another run
good….good. Now let’s wear out their bullpen in the first game of the series. excellent, excellent
I WISH TO FORNICATE WITH THIS GAME
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
by mysterui on Aug 9, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant
by PeterStork670 on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
medically it's not impossible.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Go tomcat on it
whole litter of little games, all from different daddys
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
that would be unseemly for the new mariner manager
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
It's amazing how fast he went from "fuck me he might actually be in his decline" to "Keeping It Real"
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Carpenter is going to take the entire lineup into the tunnel after the inning and lecture them
for delaying his first pitch in the bottom of the fourth
by PeterStork670 on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lots of applause for inning finally ending
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
gotta admit... I know how the reds fans are feeling...
and I DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AT ALL!! lol
by shadetree on Aug 9, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
suitable display of offense
let me know when they put up double digits in an inning
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that inning was successful
three or four more runs and i’ll be a happy man
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
So you're not a happy man after the 7-run inning?
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
I mean yeah we scored 7.... but we could have scored 28!
"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan
by flipthebird15 on Aug 9, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
why make trillions when we can make
billions?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
silver lining for the reds
leake got out with a low pitch count
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I feel the need to announce that I just had a nice chicken dinner
and am now seeing what happened.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
so.... not to be a troll, but
who else thinks this is happening……. a little toooo early in the game?
[nervous like it’s the tunnel]
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Too early in the game?
How about too early in the series?
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG TROLL
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
at least we are not in denver
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
by Shi on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm of the opinion that there's never a bad time for a 7 run inning
but we’re so streaky that I hope we haven’t used up our offense for the next day or two. Then again, you have to love getting to the bullpen in the 4th inning of the first game
their bullpen has to throw 5 more innings
and Carp only threw 29 pitches thru 3. I am fucking enjoying the shit out of this.
BE MOAR SPECIFIC.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it seems like the offense is swinging super aggressive tonight, but they are throwing in a a bit more plate discipline
but also, the reds pitching hasn’t been too impressive either
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 9, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
those reds fans are bastards.
This comeback is going to [fricking] rule
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Carp?
uh.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
unless he's imitating AJ
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
mmmmmmmmmm I need a towel.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Albert to Boog to Albert
mmmmm.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
3-6-3 99.99!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
'cause he's a ridiculous bear.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jimmy. sniff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
And Skip hits grand slams now, so we don't need Miles' defense
Not to mention Lopez’ ability to steal two bases at once
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
SBN must be fucking with me
I just saw two posts in a row missing large sections of text, like nothing after “we don’t need” and then the entire next post
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
He could be thinkin
he wont need the hot stuff this evening.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 9, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
he had a fair number of 96s last year
but at that level it may be gun specific to some degree
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
His velo tonight it down a tick or two from this year
Last year 97 came out of nowhere and it hasn’t been seen since.
Not afraid to nitpick
sit, Jimmy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he wants so badly to shove a dinger in the cardinals' faces
but he’s been awful against us
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 9, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i like this carpenter guy.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Jimmy looked foolish there, and I liked it.
I hate this.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
we're all conflicted.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm more torn & a little sleepy
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Hmm. . . Why did that swing look so familiar?
I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.
bet the reds are happy about getting edmonds now!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Wow, I just got in
great timing to hear the 7-run outburst
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
will do.
We’re moving this week.
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
May god take mercy on your soul...
I was moving roughly this time last year… bad times.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
or the rain, been there done that would rather get shot in the face than do it again
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
I helped a buddy move in in an ice storm...
I about gutted his ass for that stunt… Awful nite.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
ice is about the only thing i haven't moved in
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Yeah it was a disaster...
we were both exhausted… then couldn’t figure out an easy way to get the couch in… so we took the door off the hinges… it would have been a good story had we been drunk… but nope totally sober. That’s one of the top 5 worst nites of my life…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I didn't unload the truck during the storm
but I drove the last hour and a half to the northern burbs of Chicago for the fist time in a moving van in a fucking snow storm. Solanus gave me shitty directions, I about missed my turn, about flipped the truck, and finally arrived around 9:45 at night. Got inside, walked up the stairs, and pounded on the hallway door. He opens the door, I told him to turn around so I could kick him in the ass.
Then the following day I had to weigh my truck (DIY Move when exiting the military) and he tried to lose me and flip my truck again. Still shake my fist at him whenever that comes up (over 13 years later).
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Great Lakes Naval Station I presume?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
No, I was USAF, had been at Whiteman AFB
named for George Whiteman, 1st Lt, Army Air Corps, first pilot killed at Pearl Harbor, and a Sedalia MO native
not named for the Master Race, although I did have a black Airman who went to the same tech school as me and got assigned at the same time, say “WTF White Man Air Force Base?!?”
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Ah I just assumed military and north Chicago suburbs = Great Lakes
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
and here i thought you were the evil twin
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
Thanks for the thoughts
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Jimmy
I love you like a brother (and apparently I have to make it clear that’s as far as it goes), but I’m going to put you down like Old Yeller
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Carp tells Jimmy, "It's just business."
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
You think after that 7 run barrage
that Carp took the entire starting line-up in the dugout and bitched them out about screwing up his rhythm?
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Carpenter's groove...
Sorrrrryyyyy……
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
don't say anything!
don’t blink!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
lol @ FS Midwest tweet
“Also funny walt was let go due to not embracing youth. Seems like hes making the reds a smidge older today”
In fairness
if your GM starts embracing youth that can be a slippery slope…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
The Reds are a Catholic school?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
In fairness the joke works better with Cardinals...
just sayin…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Well, I'll give you that
but we already talked about Jimmy, and he’s a Red now
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
anti-Catholicism, the last acceptable bigotry in America!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 9, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This sentiment brought to you by the letter K
the letter X and the number 3…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Carlos Fisher?
Really ESPN?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
was I the only one who noticed Carp seemed to allow himself a little smile walking off the field there
after striking out Jed?
nope
I thought the same thing. For someone so competitive, it has to feel good.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
72 errors
Hot damn
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
playing musical chairs in the infield does that to a team
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
this ump's k-zone is weird.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
that would be nice.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Guess the cortisone's working
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
schu!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
is it just me?
Or did Rolen walk like he was 90 years old getting that ground ball off Fisher’s foot?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Skip wants to get to more of the bullpen
drills Fischer. (sp?)
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
good effort, carp.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Bruce robs Carp
he’s dead.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So is he the one were a ball gets away and someone gets hurt?
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
holy fuck, i thought that was going to carry to the wall
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
where did Dan & the Robot go? i could really use an overflow gents if you don't mind
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
this thread's working pretty good
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
overflows are overrated.
working good for me.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
collapsed
are you displaying everything as collapsed?
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
it got real slow .5 an inning ago, now it's not bad
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
they were pitching Carp inside
if he got hbp i really think someone was going to die
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
You know what brought all this on?
I’m never in game threads. I’m on tonight, 7 runs…
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Clearly, you need to start living in your mom's basement like we do.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I can't move in there
My cats don’t like my mom
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
keep coming back then!
and gdm is back too.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
we have 1,000 comments in five innings...
i blame dad.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
uh, carp....
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
He's getting bored...
wants to have someone to worry about…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
not concerned
Carp will be fine. 99.99, coming up!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 9, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably should have used
this as the bumper music…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Interesting graphic on WWL showing Carp's arm slot is the same for all four of his pitches.
I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.
His luggage line all looks the same as well
No matter what type of travel
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 9, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
boog thought about dropping that on purpose to get back at carp...
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
he wants to avoid the bp effect
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
thank you dusty.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
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Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
thanks
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 9, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
look at the title of RR's overflow
Mike Leake is pitching like his vintage self and is pretty much owning the Cardinals. Just a matter of time before a Jim Edmonds homer wins it for us.
5 posts later..
MOTHERFUCKER
by KSE on Aug 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
well, this game’s over
Baseball worshiped here.
by Daedalus on Aug 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
Ouch.
:(
by the finest muffins on Aug 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
fuck this game
by Jake Liscow on Aug 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK
Schumaker SUCKS
by kcgard2 on Aug 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
I think the Reds sent down the wrong rook pitcher
by featherman on Aug 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT reply actions
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 9, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
suck it, cincy.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
For all that's holy
Do not post that blasted win probability chart until the game is over. I’m looking at you, Zoomzoom. Seriously.
I have AC!!
Now I don’t have to shave my cat. (this is not a euphemism, she was miserable)
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Aug 9, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That'd be quite a thinly veiled euphemisn
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I don't think I can reply.
And remember, she’s a lawyer.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
must. resist. urge. to. laugh.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
brandon phillips hates us
We have to beat these guys. I hate the Cardinals. All they do is bitch and moan about everything, all of them, they’re little bitches, all of ‘em. I really hate the Cardinals. Compared to the Cardinals, I love the Chicago Cubs. Let me make this clear – I hate the Cardinals."
how much you love us now?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
...
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
so why is his Audi R8 being kept in STL?
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
wow.
He should really hate the cardinals when he is watching them from his couch in the postseason.
by sociopath on Aug 9, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
boom.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
this strikes me as an unprofessional thing to say,
and I hope he takes a hard slide to the shin so he can have something to bitch about
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 9, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?
Carp taking a bath in the rosin out there?
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Nice way to start the day. Cards up 7 and each out Carpt fetches keep the bullpen away . . .
Whom did the Reds give up for Jimmy?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
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mike chris dickerson
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
WOW that was a nasty AB
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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