Thursday Night Overflow
It's an offday. We've racked up 1200 comments about candy bars, sodas and Allen Craig. This is your overflow thread for the evening.
Hey Nick. Ya, over here.
Ummm. . . yes.
Wait a second. You're not Nick. Man you fooled me again Aaron. I was looking for Nick. I wanted to know why Nick was pitching?
Nick wasn't pitching. I pitched the last inning.
Get out. I could have sworn that was Nick. Hey you look just like Nick. I can't believe that. Has Nick seen you yet? You could fit in his pocket. Has anyone every tried to put you in a pocket? Have they tried to just pick you up? I bet I could pick you up.
Whoa whoa whoa. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this situation. Nick's down in Memphis. That's why he hasn't heard you.
Not possible. Nick and I are tight. I would know if Nick had been sent to Memphis. Nick plays right field. I play second. Did you know I play second? People love when I play second. I've got a strong arm for second. Have you seen me throw? People love to watch me throw.
Uh ya. I've seen you play second.
So why did you get to pitch? I bet I could pitch. Tony's never let me pitch. I think I want to pitch. I'm going to go talk to Tony. Tony and I are tight. Have you met Tony? YO! T-DAWG.
I told you to stop calling me that. Hey, Nick what's up.
Uh, Tony . . . It's me. Aaron Miles.
AARON. [bearhug ensues] I thought you were Nick.
I TOLD YOU. You look just like Nick. Hey. Tony, I want to pitch.
No. Not tricky enough. You look like you could pitch. Need trickier.
See Ni . . . Aaron. I told you I would be a good pitcher. I mean, just look at me. I bet Papa Dunc will let me pitch. YO DUNC!
What?
Tell them that I could pitch.
No. You're tipping your pitches.
I haven't thrown any pitches yet.
I can see your tell already.
So what am I going to throw? (whispers to Tony) When did Papa Dunc lose it?
(whispering) Don't doubt him. And don't make eye contact if you want your soul.
You're going to throw a slider.
OMG you're right. I am going to throw a slider. What about now?
Slider.
Now?
Curveball.
Now?
Fake to third throw to first.
Get out of my HEAD!
[To Tony] Um does Skip know he's in the dugout? And that the game is over?
Don't interrupt Duncan.
Aaron. Go throw from the mound for practice.
At least you remember who I am.
That's because you're tipping your identity.
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I don't want to take all the credit for that last thread but...
You guys would be lost without me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
self absorbed dickhead.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 5, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
done and done.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't you be out and about on the town in Seattle?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
No... a low key weekend is MUCH needed for me
In the last month:
I have had 3 guests visit on 2 different weeks, so I’ve spent money taking them out to places, which includes a $25 all-you-can-eat seafood buffet
My fiancee left, so I took her out to our favorite Seattle places one last time
I flew to Tampa for a wedding
I’ve gone out to bars with everybody mentioned before
Apparently interns don’t get paid enough to live that lifestyle. Who knew.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
A low key weekend can be nice.
Especially if you have had a bunch of packed weekends in a row.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Yeah. I might go grab lunch and a movie with a friend this weekend. Go out to the bar one night to celebrate my last weekend in Seattle
But I’m just going to make my roommate, who apparently makes $$$ at Microsoft, pay for it
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you're going to be a senior, right?
so you’re back to school in cali pretty soon?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I get done here the 13th, go back to Missouri for a week, go back out to LA the 22nd, start school the 23rd
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
man
i bet your summer just FLEW by, no?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
You're telling me, man
I literally can’t believe it’s August already
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you just sound like you've had a blast.
therefore going by a lot faster. by summer has draggggggged to the point where i’m literally counting days of work i have left and days before i get to back to kirksville (pathetic, i know).
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
but that's what happens when you're overqualified for your job.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Worst feeling, right?
I worked at K-mart for awhile during high school. Picking up trash.
It’s not that I was too good for the job; I really appreciated it. But I feel like I could learned a lot more from being put in Customer Service or something
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
agreed.
i mean, i do have a decent job that a lot of other kids my age would kill for. i do simple purchasing, shipping & receiving, and courier duty. it’s 40 hours/week. full time. a lot of kids would kill for that.
however, i’ve been doing it four years. i basically know everything about the company but still have the same limitations that i did three years ago. it’s just frustrating. it’s just that i finally felt that the job was below me this summer. and that sucked.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, if my job was at any other building,
I’d hate it. I sit at my computer and do Excel stuff all day. I get to browse the internet as much as I want, but I don’t feel like I’m using my brain at any point
But I mean, I drive into Safeco Field every day. I bump into Jack fucking Zduriencik every day. I get to go to as many games as I want for free, and everybody at the office is awesome.
There is something to be said about office culture, and that probably boils over into baseball somehow. At batting practice, Texas was fucking LOOSE, you know? Laughing, jumping around… That might be BECAUSE they were winning, but it’s sort of a circular process that a team like the Mariners have to break into
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Aside from the fact that you have a girlfriend
how cute were the girls in the office? Be truthful, now.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 6, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Generally, everybody at the office was older
But the interns were all REALLY attractive and REALLY well-educated
The one I’m closest to plays on the women’s golf team at University of Oregon, and she’s definitely cute
Another intern plays basketball at Yale
A bunch of interns who go to UW, obviously
One who’ll be going to Stanford next year
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Sigh
I miss being that young.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 6, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
It's exciting, isn't it?
Don’t worry, it’s definitely not lost on me that it goes all too fast.
Right now, at this exact moment, I’ve never been more excited about my future. I’ve got my senior year of college coming up, I’m getting married in the summer, and hopefully, this scout school thing’ll work out.
Doesn’t you missing your youth mean that you did your youth right? Like, you fucking took advantage of it? When I’m 50, I want to think back on these days and wax nostalgic about how fucking dumb I was and miss it. I don’t want to think back and say, “Eh, my youth was okay”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeah
Not so much. I enjoyed my 20’s, make no mistake. But I could have taken better advantage of a lot of opportunites that came my way. I envy you the chance to work for a major league baseball team, even if it’s not your favorite. Relish it, and all that’s to come. I’m in my early 50’s now, and I don’t regret much that I’ve done, only things I didn’t do.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 6, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
A sound strategy, I would say.
Of course, you’re commenting to someone who once left London with two pounds and thirty-seven pence to his name.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
and that's how one ends up in iowa.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually,
the Iowan in me allowed me to maintain my budget that well. I was only twenty at the time and I didn’t have to ask anyone to borrow any money during my time abroad.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
being 20 is awesome.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
No. Being 21 is awesome.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
this.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Being 20 in London is awesome.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
How was the exchange rate while you were there?
If I were studying abroad, I’d go to fucking Thailand or something like that with a really awesome exchange rate
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It was like 1.30:1.00,
which is a lot better than it was in 2007. Of course, back then, the dollar was favorable to the euro, if ever so slightly, so trips to continental Europe felt really, really cheap.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I was abroad in '07
2:1 Pound:Dollar
1.5:1 Euro:Dollar
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
tell us how the mariners are amazing
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
...Okay
Well, if you didn’t see my post before, I am currently trying to convince them to send me to the MLB Scout Development Program, or informally, Scout School. I don’t know what my chances are, but I’m optimistic that I’ve made a good enough impression on people that they’ll let me. 70% of people who do the program currently work in a baseball operations department somewhere in the Major Leagues
My boss took me down to batting practice yesterday. Some impressions
1) Vlad’s just an amazing hitter. Easily the most impressive that I saw
2) Nelson Cruz looks kinda fat on TV, but it’s all muscle. He’s a great runner, has a great arm… in general a great player. He and Ryan Ludwick are really the players that I would focus on finding if I were a GM. Guys who don’t figure it out until a later age, when they just explode
3) Heard some good stories about Ozzie, who my boss is pretty close with. The security guy we were chatting with said that in the 5 years that he’s worked there, that’s the only team where the pitcher comes out of the game smiling. Ozzie has that effect, I guess
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
um....wow
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 5, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
sometimes, i think az has too much time on his hands.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
az does not have too much time on his hands.
at least, that’s my guess. twitter says he doesn’t.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 5, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Lately I haven't.
I’ve been a work-a-holic for about 4 weeks now. Lots of long days.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
good for you.
putting in long days can be a good thing.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 5, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
addicted to workahol?
when people give me shit for leaving at the exact same time each day – regardless of the workload i leave behind – i like to ask them a theoretical question:
on your death bed will you utter, “if only i had stayed those couple of hours on thursday”?
so yeah. work/life balance. those jerks at the office can shove their forced smiles and salutations up their ass.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 5, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
erm. depends on why you are working
if it’s just to pay the bills, and you don’t get paid extra for working extra hours, then yeah, gtfo when that bell rings. if you’re working to accomplish something, then you stay until you’ve got it done, imho.
I can think of absolutely nothing that I’d do in my free time that I would look back on in 30 years and say “i should have done that” instead of some of the things I’ve done at 8 or 9 PM in my current job.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
I love my job.
I don’t mind putting in the extra hours. It’s just very stressful at the moment.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
VEB off topic thread tiers
Awesomer tier:
Movies
Candy bars
People who look like the Cardinals
The Simpsons
Awesome tier:
Soda vs. pop vs. Coke
Don’t cross the memes!
Dragonball Z
Videogames
Not Awesome tier:
Politics
Social issues
Basketball
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
You forgot Prenups.......
it was the best OT of all time.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Damn it!
I guess you could file that under “social issues”.
I included the generic “marriage” at first, but didn’t want to be seen as dissing marriage itself, since I’m kinda married.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
OF ALL TIME!
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
and i missed these tiers
although scrolling through, it was interesting.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
How could you possibly forget hand-egg?
People here seem to pretend it doesn’t exist!
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
What is it?
Whatever it is, I’m sure that it doesn’t exist. Baseball is life. Everything else is a dream (or maybe a nightmare).
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 6, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
4 months out of the year there is no baseball to watch, there is nothing to watch except for basketball and football.
by Debbie Downer on Aug 6, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
You're living up to your screen name.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 6, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I follow the lead of Albert Pujols...
From the end of the season to the first day of spring training, Albert sits in his bedroom staring at the wall. Waiting.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Hand-what?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Also, this was really funny, azruavatar
Well done
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Can we trick somebody into claiming Lohse?
Please? 12 hits in 5 innings of AA ball? Was he only throwing fastballs or something?
Haven’t been this disappointed in a season in awhile. Feels like nothing is really going right.
According to Kyle,
yes…he pretty much just threw fastballs.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
The AA baseballs have the wrong seams.
And no mud.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
...
“If I wanted to throw all offspeed, it could have been a lot different, but I’m trying to work on stuff.”
I hope he’s right.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i think that's the purpose of these rehabs
trying to work on stuff, not go out there and whip it out for 19 year-olds
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Unless Randy Winn is playing the outfield.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 6, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
One thing about SOs and BBs though,
what if the ump is squeezing the zone? Or has an inconsistent zone? How can you determine anything from things that? Not that it happens all the time, but it does happen.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 6, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
clearly aaron miles is the new market inefficiency
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
So you do NOT blame a pitcher.....
when guys are lining doubles all over the park, but you give him credit for good pitching, if say , the other team is simply swinging at a bunch of crap? I mean, I understand the thought process behind “if a team is swinging at balls, throw more balls”, but that kind of sucess bothers me, b/c in 5 days, if you face a team doesn’t swing at crap, can that pitcher have sucess throwing strikes?
To say that a pitcher has NO control over hits, when he is getting roughed up, well…..I don’t agree. Maybe the other team doesn’t have much power. Or maybe the wind/park played a role. Who cares. Hard hit balls are hard hit balls. 12 hits (assuming they weren’t bloops) would probably translate to several HR’s at the ML level anyways.
God
DanUp
Good
IHeartBoog
Shit
The Continental
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 5, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a haiku
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
God is Yeats, and Yeats is god then, fill in the rest for yourself
WINE comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That’s all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
It appears that the team was not the only one with a day off from baseball. So Thai connection to the rambling. . .
Recently I was walking near Nana Plaza (Google it) and noticed gaping man holes with covers ajar haphazardly watched by an indifferent armed guard. Horrible black waste was cascading over the pit edges, and I feared some poor bastard would fall in. Then from the depth a head bobbed up. I noticed the guard was a bit more alert. Turns out that prisoners are dispatched to the city sewers to clean out the traps and filters. Thought if the Cards’ bench was DFAd, they might find employ over here. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
This is Thailand we're talking about
Can we even be sure they are, in fact, “man” holes?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
My bad - but perhaps a better purgatory with separation. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
gaping man holes?
you goatse it to believe it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 5, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
wOBA Quiz
Jon Jay: .406
Albert Pujols: .405
Matt Holliday: .388
Colby Ramsus: .373
Felipe Lopez: .330
Randy Winn: .312
Skip Schumaker: .296
Yadier Molina: .285
Aaron Miles: .280
Jason LaRue: .271
Brendan Ryan: .264
Allen Craig: .255
QUESTIONS:
1) When will Craig attain a higher wOBA than Miles?
2) When will Craig attain a higher wOBA than Jay?
3) Will LaRue or Ryan end the season with a higher wOBA?
4) Will Colby or Holliday finish the season with a higher wOBA?
5) Will Winn or Skip finish the season with a higher wOBA?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
1. august 21st
2. he won’t.
3. boog
4. holliday
5. winn
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 5, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
...
1. before long
2. won’t
3. boog
4. toss-up… i’d say colby
5. skippy (at least, i would hope so)
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
1. with Craig on the pines and Miles in the field, about 20 ABs
2. Maybe next year
3. Which Ryan? My money is on Luddy – whoops forgot
4. Hollday – too many double switches for Colby
5. Maters little when you’re charting numbers in the third quadrant. .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
chris carpenter.
the answer is always chris carpenter. regardless of the question.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 5, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought the automatic answer was tony larussa.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
1. next week
2. late august
3. ryan
4. holliday
5. skip
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
bob davidson missed call
man that sucks…hate to see that
by guillermozeliak on Aug 5, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Too bad I can only rec this once.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 6, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions
Spectacular.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

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