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game ?? STL @ HOU - 8.30.10

St. Louis Cardinals at Houston Astros, Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT



jake westbrook

ERA: not as bad as you think, not as good as you'd wish

v.

somebody else, possibly a member of the houston astros.

 

gamethread for d-dee

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fist?

for luck?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

and yes I realize this is not acceptable

and take full responsibility if we lose 14-2

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worth a shot at this point.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to go

this is all your fault

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll take one

just means tomorrow night they’ll play much better because nobody will post fist

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice job *

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's gonna be okay, everyone

I am back to using my old avatar, cuz this team needs more Ludwig

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

wick*

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

-wick

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

wig!

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not the same avatar.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not?

damn it!

off to find the damn thing

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the saturation is off.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll work on it

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

or... something's off.

it used to be deeper colors… oil-painty colors, and now it’s kind of borderline pink.
i’m bad at explaining this.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

behind you!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll get it worked out

before Luddy comes off the DL

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hate you

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think i decided last night

that I gave up hope for this season…GO RAYS!

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

witch!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't given up hope

I’ve given up reason – as of the two losses to the Pirates followed by the Thursday or Friday night “who can give away this game more” game to the Nats, I gave up rationally thinking that this team has a shot.

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

pregame show sumup and LIVE STREAM

Franklin with shaved head says he’ll buy a tempurpedic pillow to help with neck problems since he lost the little extra padding provided by hair
available to pitch tonight
some guys got a little mad they were forced to shave their heads since they’re getting married in two months
according to frankie some ppl look better with shaved heads than others – boggsie and trev especially – horrible
“lohsie”, who frankie says is a “pretty guy” (i agree), who is apparently also the team barber said there was no finesse in this, so he let the others do the shaving but shaved his own head – dude’s still looking good

Sauce says not bothered by injury, not even in Memphis. took it easy so he doesn’t hurt himself. last time threw as he usually did and said he felt no pain

live stream for people that are not named GDM, get the clicky link here http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/44589-Streaming-MLB-Today-Mon-August-30
StreamTorrent channel is IceTV4 360k ST
Stream is (remove line feed only and throw into StreamTorrent)
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..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

who is getting married in two months!!?!?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh thats acceptable.

guys’ hair grows back really fast anyway

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I had a pressing non-basement thing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? you saw the light of day?

and survived?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's dark outside right now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh look

It’s a baseball game

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

jake westbrook starting
could use some help from offense
to help with Win Loss

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

sign of solidarity

a bunch of us are going to shave our heads. . . not all, but some.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Shaved heads?

does that make the wGRIT higher?

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't make skip any faster

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey look, it's Randy Winn!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

eh, you winn some, you lohse some.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

genius!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flagged!

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you look over there

at the distant, inscrutable horizon, you’ll see that the Brewers have a lead against the Reds

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

like

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you say

about a leadoff man who is slower than everyone on the team except the catcher?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Reminds me of an AJ Pierzinski quote.

went something like this.
So AJ about that home run… were you trying to hit a sacrafice fly?

AJ: Dude Kenerko was on base… I had to hit a homer have you ever seen him run?

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

say what?

just color me puzzled
motte returns
craig goes to memphis so
winn can start in right and
macky-d stays on as 13th? pitcher
skip starts against lefthander, and leads off

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

at this point i would rather see miles or lopez pitch. 100% serious.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got Tony'd

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, i get to play the fucking proxy game

love it

can’t the astros go the AL or something?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

And Albert...did that......

No idea why….perhaps he’s thinking about DC….or his high school team….

I don’t know….I’m in Texas.

by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

in honor of wcbw?

try to keep that style going for the whole game

by ubeddie on Aug 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

..................

……………..

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's more like it.....................

Needs to be………… like 10 in a row…………… or so.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been away

Has TLR said anything in defense of this team or by way of explanation for their horrible play?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not backspeak?

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the nice version of bs

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay -- TLR just lost me -- just now

Don’t play Jay against a lefty. Okay platoon with Cra—- what?

Well that means Skip won’t be—- FUCK!!!!*

*Oh, and for bonus point, he leads off.

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess who's kicking ass in Memphis?

That’s right, it’s Nick Stavinoha, OPSing 1.266 this month.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

From His Knees no less

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical Savinoha

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should really stay there and keep his streak up.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i am sure he will be back

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

got it!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

and now that i got the stupid game playing,

i’m going to the grocery store

try to be winning (by a lot) by the time i get home

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

tg

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know it's not all tlr's fault, but

every time i try to figure out wtf he’s doing
i feel my IQ slipping fiurther down the rat hole

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I was so excited at the beginning of the season

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yea, paid for EI even

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

my first full season of paying for mlb.tv

I guess i must have jinxed it!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got Jessie Spano'd

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

dead, with a good throw

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

um

what the hell happened?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm an LSU alum

I think I know the issue. Our head football coach: totally insane. I mean completely and utterly batshit insane. I love Les Miles. But he’s nuts.

I recognize the signs. TLR is insane. I think that’s it. He’s off his fucking rocker.

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I think for so long he was given teams that were so good that he couldn't really mess it up

and now that he is given more marginal teams, coupled with him making increasingly more and more eccentic moves, he is not going to be nearly as effective.

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

is tony gonna be upset with Winn's lack of hustle on that play?

he had no chance to get to it, but it looked like he gave up before that was even known

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a vet

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

cmon, give him a break

he was standing on the track when the ball was hit!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok Westbrook pitching...

We need 5 runs to win this one… Lets try to score them b4 the ninth inning.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

we just need skipperdoodle to be taller

and then we only need 3 runs

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

both of our second baseman are quite short

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

basemen

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

basetrolls?

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least 2 gummy bears

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

all

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread is like 10000 times better than the game..

Just sayin

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

tell him it's cosplay

lends an air of authenticity.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was... odd.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

SO then HBP

what happens when he is hit before the ball goes by the bat?

by ubeddie on Aug 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A STRIKE is a legal pitch when so called by the umpire, which—
(a) Is struck at by the batter and is missed;
(b) Is not struck at, if any part of the ball passes through any part of the strike
zone;
© Is fouled by the batter when he has less than two strikes;
(d) Is bunted foul;
(e) Touches the batter as he strikes at it;
(f) Touches the batter in flight in the strike zone; or
(g) Becomes a foul tip

So, I think it’s just a K all the way. No HBP, I don’t think.

Also, this is handy.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

sit the fuck down

also, who from the coaches was arguing balls and strikes?
isn’t that an auto eject?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they were arguing that it didn't hit him.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

who hearts boog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

everyone!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not like that

no glove no love

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

buy very conscientious, bravo

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a ridiculous question.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't use a question mark.

I did use an interrogative pronoun, but I was hoping for a rally cry.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm, like who's on second.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

naturally.

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's awesome

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm missing my meme

please to enlighten?

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

donates that amount to charity for every double play

memesplanation variant is a negative 99.99 for hitting into a DP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danke

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, Team. . . .

What a sad state of affairs this season has come to, Sigh – a few good men still rooting the Birds on. . . .

Do the Cards go after Jake next season? If not, is he even a B type FA?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

according to MLB trade rumors

he is not even type B. I think he was hurt last year?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Aug 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep him then

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa....colby looks...weird...

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby had a haircut.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a little off the sides

and a trim on top to get those split ends

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby apparently had an epiphany!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

FSH explaining Rasmusgate

Giving brief synopsis. Going with extra day of rest explanation, combined with umpire matchup.

by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

so did we hear if hirschbeck and rasmus have compatible zodiac charts or whatever the fuck it was we were supposed to care about?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SUDDEN BACON SHOT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope that doesn't mean our rally pig is cooked.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

About Colby....

I can’t figure out what the fuss is about PD writers are acting like its a Rolen-type grudge. Does anyone know what actually happened?

Honestly, our offense is dumb and Colby hasn’t played in weeks. I’d be worried about putting a streaky player in without any work lately and putting the offensive woes on his shoulders. This whole thing is weird.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

cause it's Strauss that started it

explanation enough?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WALKAPOTAMOOSE

WE MISSED YOU

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

took the walk

way to get with the game kid

by ubeddie on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

stop trying to hit homers and not get walks with your 8-pitch at bat!

rookie!!!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

hippopotamus!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The Walkapotamoose returns!

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

good eye there cloby

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan carrying on quite a conversation with ump

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, he walked...

I suppose that doesn’t imply that he “took” the walk, just that he was thrown four pitches out of the strikezone and the umpire said to go to first.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

colby walk!!!

and raises pitch count

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

you’ve gotta be kidding me, aaron miles woulda done a lot better than that

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

shot of Motte

he looks like he’s calmly describing the Alien movie

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he would have my complete and undivided attention if he were doing that

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan said Motte might not want to walk the streets with that look.

Motte might not want to walk the streets with that look.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 games up in the Central = Tony shaves it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

we'll see. we'll see.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to, personally.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

those Jack in the box advertisements are kind of disturbing

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

....I thought that was our team!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least Boog made him work

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that's all we ask

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

good at bat

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know this was brought up b4 but who the hell designed this piece of shit ballpark?

I guess for something that use to be named Enron Field you can’t expect smart design choices

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

ummm hey that hill in center is great!!!

very unique choices.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha.

You have to remember that the owner is the customer.

No different than someone wanting to completely “ruin” an expensive sports car by putting shitty accessories on it (Brandon Phillips, anyone).

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

That hill was requested by the Team President. The short porch by McLane (given the blessing of Selig).

Finally this year, the grass looks like grass in person. Usually, it looks like painted dirt.

by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

a guy who likes toy trains

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue the picture!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, the notebook paper one

but that’s good too

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you left out

the moat in left field and the clown’s mouth in RF that allows you an extra base if you can hit it in.

by chuckb on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the chocolate waterfall past the left field foul pole is essential to the process. mixes the chocolate up, makes it light, frothy.

no other ballpark in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hottie hotmaker! lets go!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Brew-Cin 3-2

Reds, less runz guys

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

fewer

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

fewar?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we talking about Aaron Miles?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooooh yeah

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pitch is nasty when it's working.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done team good inning..

nice job Westy

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig never seems to be told anything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not still with the big club is he?

Oh, this is awkward.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the second or third time they've interviewed him

and he had no idea where he was going or how long he was staying.
seriously, just talk to the guy. give him an exit interview.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Allen! Hi! Um, didn't you see the ticket to Memphis I slid under your door?

Oh. Um, maybe you should talk to John Mo. This is really his department.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet

they held him down, shaved his head, scanned his barcode, and turned him loose

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to take care of that roach problem too

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

^Greene

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one are you? aaaahhhhh

/fake angst

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not just the Molinas that are everywhere.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox a-h*les...

are plotting an Ellsbury-Rasmus deal this offseason. That might put me on strike as a Cardinal fan.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Botox?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards are 28-36 on the road

ewh.

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

the rally pig is doing its best to escape

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

or a mesh screen

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it look to anyone else like Happ is "tipping" his location

based on the way he is turning his body? It looks like he comes way across when he’s throwing the breaking ball.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

circus park

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yellowstone. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

piece of shit park

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Out doing some yard work.....

I lost a tree branch in a windstorm the other day and had to get the chainsaw out….I see yard work only works when the frog does it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Gosh Cards

Geez, Cards are being one hit? It Happ(ens).

by deweydell on Aug 30, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

randy wolf 101 pitches bottom 5th 0 out

3-3 game fuuuuuu

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh - playing for draf choice positioning. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

pitching against draft choice...

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wallace hitting us pretty well today

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Take your time Randy.

The runner will wait for you to get to the ball.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy would've.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate you

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got tusked.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS this season is cursed

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

he's been impressive out there this season

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're just trying not to mention it as much, methinks.

a little sore

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he probably had to stop chewing for a second.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice catch, Matt

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, Matty!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe Wallace hit that pitch.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

so lucky

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

true.

oddly enough, luck counts.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty convinced that luck is a HUGE factor in baseball

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, and yes to all of these.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lego is cool

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

nice catch

now hit the effing ball

by ubeddie on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

be moar specific

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

forgot the word Cards

nice pitching and defense tonight, no hitting though. Not picking on Matty, (2nd best hitter on the team two spots ahead of Allen Craig)

by ubeddie on Aug 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well mostly

one could hit a foul tip… or a weak grounder…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what kind of ovation did Feliz get from the Astros crowd his first time up?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

...crowd?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, so those are all ghost-vampires filling the seats.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ghost crawdads

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three's a crowd

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another mediocre - scratch that - "wretched" offensive show. . . . Can it be THIS awful really?

Who opined that Tony is in the doldrums and the team is reflecting that indifference?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

seems like he could be

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just looks annoyed 95% of the time

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is better at it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I am

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rick Horton has a friend ... a pastor, apparently?

said he could not believe how compassionate and kind Chris Carpenter was at the hospital. see exclusive VEB coverage.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

westbrook didn't shave?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

y2s, get in here

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

what’s the definition of a buzz cut? that might pass.

let’s get a military dude in here.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, he just adjusted his hat

he definitely didn’t shave

how does that fly?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's all i could think of

he better be a bald bastard tomorrow by 7pm

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

trouble in the man stew?

we’ll see. or maybe bj rains will explain it to us.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck, I was kidding.

I guess this is his area of expertise.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he's being an ass in the first paragraph

clearly he’s cribbed from the school of Joe Strauss investigative journalism.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter:

Bad ass with a heart of gold

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

a real American hero

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino stealing more grips from... Suppan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

look at Jaime learning from the masters

love it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do this before every game

it’s usually waino, carp, soup
with guest appearances from lohse and jaime

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I hope they really enjoyed their hair cutting session today

How about a group baldie picture.

I’m not having any fun. I want to laugh at the funny looking players. They sure can’t hit.
And what’s up with Westbrooks non-shaved head.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Westbrook deserves some run support.

Aside from glimpses of solid contact, he’s working the Astros over pretty good.

/knockonwood

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

How many runs has Waino had in his last four or five starts?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

a million

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know... are you okay?

do you have enough alcohol?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

they shaved their heads, but it changed nothing

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

overperforming again

one hit

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christo

Cards, I love you, but you’re bringing me down

by Expatcardfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

good song

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friday night, all I could think was

“Franklin, I love you, but you’re bringing me down”. So appropriate.

by Expatcardfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

brett wallace is currently out-hitting the whole club.

/weeps

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh h-bells

i forgot he went to houston. because nothing is a better thing than having a former player/prospect coming back at you in your own division

by Expatcardfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been not so good with Houston

They are actually platooning him with Carlos Lee at 1B.

Plus, his two singles haven’t done any damage.

by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT, he has 2, count them, 2 singles.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog took quite a lick, there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

but that was for the previous pitch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Westy swinging for the porch.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

westy's swing

looks much better than, say, his first at bat as a cardinal

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Working with Mac....

he’s using his dinger swing.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happ is carving them up

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I know why Happ is having such a great game

It’s cause the Cardinals just flat out suck.

sorry to be such a grump.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Journalism 101: Truth is an absolute defense against libel and slander

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it still hurts!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couple Cards Dominican League Players suspended for PEDs

Jean Carlos De La Cruz
Delvi Rodriguez

Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

nexdef'd

but yep. another guy, I think in the Brewers system?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert and Yadi's fist bump is so much more complicated now.

it’s one-handed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently we're supposed to thank Lorenzo Cain

but with a name like that…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

is he related to horatio?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

before the trip

they would not fit in the flat rate boxes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on lego

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I just thought of something that might cheer me up

Aaron Miles with his new haircut!!!!

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

now he's only five foot four and a half.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see him?

he actually manages to look even smaller with no hair

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see a picture?

I would love it.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pregame show

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

gee whiz I missed it.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

faces next?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it

then slowly backed away from the keyboard.

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They paint each other's toenails and talk about boys?

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

slap!

my team is rugged and manly!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

see: Brendan Ryan's in-grown toenail video

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i refuse to watch that again

i’d rather see the biggest. bird. ever.

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was sweet.

I liked the silent one in the hotel. it was avant garde.
the elevator scene was understated but brilliant.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to think you were so rugged!

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

brazil?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

bolivia

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

any rumblings on k johnson?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, we called

he said he didn’t want to play for the worst team in the league

overreaction? you decide

by mattyp on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow this is bohring

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

depressing

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, that is depressing

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in walrus

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck happened to this team

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

a 2 run deficit

insurmountable

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the fuck do you even play that corner.

Holy living fuck do I hate this fucking abomination.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

you see if the ball is going to hit off the side of the clown's face or on the windmill.

if it hits the face, it’s going to carom towards the line. if it hits the windmill, it goes into center.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it goes into the clown's mount, it spits a tennis ball back out.

The tennis ball is in play.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

little known rule: hit the guy shot out of the cannon and its a HR.

carlos lee has gotten three that way this year.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he he he he

Bret Wallace sez I’ll show you

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

not funny...

Ballpark’d

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going throught the 7 stages of Cardinal grief

I’m at the I don’t give a rat’s ass stage.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm back

shit

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Shaving heads - offense by Samson and Delilah. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

back to the bench for boog

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

at least we'll have Lopez and Miles

splitting time at SS the rest of the series now….sigh

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan and Rasmus eating from the same (b)ARF bowl in Tony's House of Dog. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

like I said earlier ...

Westbrook start.. we need 5 for the win.
of course we won’t score till the ninth

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Sitting at work

and listening to this on the radio makes me wish I kept a bottle at my desk.

Red Means Go.

by bigwilley18 on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

stfu horton

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding

I don’t mind ricky on the post game shows but during the game he sucks.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS®!!

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit that was a great play

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

run scored but I NEED A TOWEL.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...ice play Skippeh!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Freeze?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

as a break from Cardinal baseball

I tried to watch some of the 900 episode of RAW… Man when did pro wrestling get so lame… Where are all the funny antics and blood???

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

cspan

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to watch wrestling when I was a kid

Back when you had the WCW vs WWF wars and back in the “Attitude” era of the WWF. The reason it’s so lame is because of the family audience it now caters to, just look at the TV rating.

Back during the attitude era the rating was TV-14 because WWFDGAF.
Attitude Era

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's yelling all game long? latest is "get it, Colby!"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta be VEP, right?

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was me, sorry

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only do that live

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog

by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've leyyed for two weeks now

no more strength

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow ^yelled

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

well 3 runs

this game is out of reach.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Caption Contest

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"I knew I shouldn't have taken Viagra before the game...."

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yikes.

huge, but just 600K

http://i.imgur.com/Z5wSF.jpg

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...shoulda checked that.....

I just assumed 600 X 450 would’ve compressed more.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm actually not sure how sbn compresses

if they just resize it, it’s the same file

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I mean, I should have checked imgur......

I uploaded the to imgur at full size, and assumed the direct link that shrinks them down cut the KB’s as well. I have to figure this out so I can post some more of these.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whe days as a Cardinal end, auditioning to join the team of Clydesdales

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who's bright idea was it

to play Feliz in this game in Houston? Shouldn’t he go on the 3-day DL?

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

a hit!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

How are we this bad all of a sudden? It’s staggering.

Sigh.

Okay, let’s come back and make me eat my words now, Cards.

by mojowo11 on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

we have made

horrific on field moves this season. horrific.

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's happened the last four years

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

classic late-season LaRussa fade

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

woohoo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHER OF GOD

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf GOB

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we get a break?

The answer is no.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well fuuuuu

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad luck

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

thank God winn isn't the only one with a hit

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh

colby’s gonna be in trouble. he pulled the ball again. it doesn’t matter that he hits the ball hard. pulling the ball is a no-no

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

see what it got him?

he pulled it and hit into a double play. Bench him again!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

more slow dribblers and bloop singles needed!!

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

See

If Colby wouldn’t have listened to Tony, and just went up there trying to hit homeruns, this game would be so different right now.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi league leading part in the millionth DP

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah I am having trouble being mad at the team for this game..

they are getting royaly screwed

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

GOB

Someone please ritualistically slaughter a goat or something.

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking at my old pics

you guys remember this one? There is potential for comedy here, but only in more talented hands than mine.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i do

they’re over here

Ive only made it to 1 game this summer though. Responsibility sucks

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you're a doctor now

so next season, moar games, moar pictures, d-dee happy

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doctor of Physical Therapy

like Rick Marshall, I am not a licensed physician.

I may need to convince the wife to go to a game soon to try to break these guys out of this funk

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

go by yourself

buy wife spa day
win-win and hopefully win

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

she is not a spa day kind of woman

would prefer to be at the game

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

than grab her, buy her a beer and a hotdog

and take moar pictures

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw posting the home link like that while logged in won't work

have to copy the location of the album

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

try this

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

here is an album of S-Cards from the day before

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matty's been busy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

somewhere, Colby has flashbacks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea thanks alot Colby now your gonna sit for 3 games

Westbrook gets no support at all, too bad he’s been really good. He would be awesome on a team with a good offense, he could win 15+ games. He always has good, but not great starts and only allows 2-4 runs everytime.

So….anyone ready for a 2-run 9th and a pinch hit single from Miles?

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i am

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one can...

well we can.. but we can’t even get a lead on anyone else

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would be the 11th

shutout on the season for the Cardinals – depending on if Houston’s announcers have their facts straight this time…

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Bourgeois!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

My god

We suck

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

headfirst.

alas.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wow... Walrus 3 - Cardinals 2

Maybe declining to take the field would reduce the embarrassment

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

cardinals 2?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

is an anagram of hits

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

good news ev—

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

oh boog wtf

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Desparation

or trying to show some Skippy grit after his “mental error” looking to 3rd to avoid benching?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody have Mozeliak's email address or phone number?

Tonight is the first time I’ve turned off a Cardinals game in over twenty years. I’m simply disgusted and he needs to know it’s his fault.

He needs to dfa Miles, Winn, Macdougal and fire TLR to salvage this season. Get it done.

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

lolol

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

tweet him

he’ll record you a video response

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Forget those guys, that won’t salvage shit. He needs to fire himself.

by deweydell on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha i sold him and his wife cell phones actually so yes i do

And I’ve found myself having to hold back from just calling him from a random number and bitching him out

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh shit

give em here!!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think he's in the phone book

Tell him to his face, 6** Belson Ct., Kirkwood

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

just so no one gets mad at me he is actually in the phone book

So I’m not providing any information that’s not open to the public

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

meh...less specific than what the RFT did...

page 14 – 15

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

although, I guess they never got moz.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt post his phone number, and like i said if anyone really wanted to

Call the guy his number and address are listed in the phone book. I guess he doesn’t care too much about that stuff.

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yea i thought he was actually really nice

I also sold Jeff Lunhow a phone for his daughter over the summer and he stayed and talked baseball for over an hour with me. He’s really cool, the guy loves his job and he kind of just fell into it.

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

finally some aaron miles

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even Miles can get lucky.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

laundry

we root for it.
sometimes… they don’t wash it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck

did Lopez not start the game at 2B if he’s going to PH for Skip here in the 9th against the starting pitcher? Does this make sense to anyone?

by chuckb on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I expect more Edward Lear.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

rofl...

He’s not sound defensively… Oh wait – Skip is the worst defensive 2nd baseman in baseball and Lopez starts at shortstop

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and now floppy

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

A least they had the courtesy

of only taking 2 hours to rip our hearts out this time. Much appreciated.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It didn't

allow enough time to get drunk from despair. Now I have to go to a bar.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

put us out of misery, reds

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

/random cubsfanlike comment

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

what does that even mean?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks up from his drunken stooper...

“yeah well your team sucks.” “Fire the manager”

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't get how this is related to Cub fandom

this team had the look of a team that should have been in the WS , and almost every time they get a chance, they stink up the joint. And then they go and lie down against the worst teams in the division.
I really don’t see how people can compare us to Cub fans because we are upset about this team playing like complete and total crap.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

this isn’t anywhere near the team that looked like the ‘04-’05 crew that we saw coming into the season

they should probably be contenders, but the team as currently constructed isn’t going to sniff 100 wins, underperforming or not

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

so I'm supposed to not be upset that they refuse to play with any fire

against the worst teams in the league?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm refuting the claim

that the team as currently constructed looks like a team that should be in the WS

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I agree

the team that played the first two months of the season did.
I refuse to believe they could not start playing like that, again.

Alas, no Luddy

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nvm

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't want to take it out on you

but GAH. We aren’t like Cub fans.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wife will be out of town most of September.

I won’t know what to do with myself (keep it clean guys) because the local minor league hockey team won’t be playing until October! I was planning on watching a lot of pennant race baseball – but uhhh…yeah, about that.

by stlfan on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So. Cricket looks interesting.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

what network?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish I had a game on TV,

but, no, just a general statement.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think i will watch the starwars christmas special.

cuz that would suck less than this.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

finding a copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special

would be only slightly harder than finding this team’s heart

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

jack clark likes the way he looks

give the man a mirror

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i've seen that mirror

it’s the one that was stolen from the local funhouse!

by chuckb on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"where the fuck have i landed?"

-jake westbrook

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Thudwik

totaly owes Mo a thank you

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-11 since the reds series

3-10 against the cubs, brewers, pirates, nationals, and astros. LOL

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

slams head into wall

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't give up guys

our minor league teams are in the hunt!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

actually, someone remind me

I’ll scrounge up the gameday links for all the MiL teams
just to spice up the game threads.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why we sent Craig

get at least one title

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't he already have a ring?

well, not the title.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

standings

PCL
Tex
FSL
MWL
NYP
App

GCL sucks
DSL hanging on

did I miss any?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

all our teams in that first list are no more than 3 games back.

half of them are in first place.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Luddy back.

We could get shut out just as well with Suppan/Hawk/Otto/PJ on the mound.

by dronemc on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This is pretty much a .500 team since May 1. Pathetic.

Something like 3 games over and thats it. Very frustrating with the players on this roster.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

.500 since May?

It’s actually worse than that. Including the Dodger playoff series, they are UNDER .500 in their last 166 games.

by deweydell on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

go back another month, then.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean i don't think we are that bad

and saying we’ve been that bad in 166 games randomly across two seasons doesn’t really tell us much since last year we had 90+ wins and this year we’ll probably end up over .500

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does this not tell us anything?

the team was reworked around a different core in that time. it’s not going to tell us anything season-to-season, but that’s not what he’s trying to show.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll back up and let others explain how the sky is blue and stuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

god damn fuckin logic...

it always makes sense.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not tlr logic

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't despair

VEB’ers, TLR is a man for all seasons …retreat to reading Shakespeare until the season ends)!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to

It’s one of my classes at school

Shakespeare’s Histories and Comedies.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I presume that this one (season) is on the comedy list, since it seems that you are not studying tragedies!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

TLR or not TLR, that is the question.

Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer
the groundballs and bloops of Miles
Or the arms of MacDougal and Lohse in trouble
And by watching, encourage them. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there’s the rub
For in that sleep of death the next DFA may come,
When we have ended this terrible season
Must give us pause

by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

I vote not TLR

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

When

if ever, is TLR held accountable for this underachieving mess. And don’t blame injuries. Everyone (except the Reds) has injuries.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

bright side... we won't see this again.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

why did you have to go and do thaaaaat?

not cool miss, not cool at all

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But we have three more years of this:

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I can say is

Just please don’t screw up re-signing Albert.

by DiscoJer on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so disappointed that I don't even care anymore

someone go get me a drink

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRussa and Mo...

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhgggghhhhh

but someone has to play the wellenmyer.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, mozeliak!

get more basehits!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a sad mustache the Walrus is sporting.

Better than Colby’s, though.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn't mind signing westbrook for next year...

he’s pitched pretty well; sinker looks really good. deserves a bit better than he’s gotten so far in StL.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna be really pissed of

if we traded Ludwick for payroll reasons, and then end up giving more money to Westbrook than Luddy would have made.
And it’s probably irrational, but IDGAF

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think there's any chance westbrook gets that much...

plus, I don’t really think Ludwick was traded for payroll reasons, though he was always going to be increasingly expendable as his pricetag rose.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know the main reason he was traded was to get some pitching

but i thought they also said payroll concerns for next year were included.
I still think Westbrook probably makes at least 7M next year, especially if it is Mo giving him a contract.

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Albert is starting to weary of this crap?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

that also gives me nightmares

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it we didn't make a dramatic comeback?

I finally turned it off to listen to my Blue Monday radio music program. The music is better.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck Happ-end ?

Well,

Rasmus crawled out of the Milk Carton.

Craig called back in the Milk Carton.

Buzz cuts aren’t workin out. Rumor has it’s due to Larussa refusing to join in…he is so not a players’ manager.

Westbrook is gets a grade of S + with S being equal to Suppan.

My Personality Comparison for the nite, cause we never do personality comps it’s always by the numbers ( inspired by recent media events)…

Pujols is to Carew

AS_______

Rasmus is to Manny Rameriz

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig crawled back in...not called all though what do I know.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not saying it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

OHHHH damn..

 Sooo wanna make the comment.. really want to.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

baiter

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So not my fault...

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Totally your fault.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not the one throwin around the shaved cat meme

merely a victim

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

...
:)

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

purpose.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

real blockquote.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

shaved pussy

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Winnar

Please, don’t hog the winning, and pass it down to the Cardinals

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

they could have it if they would take what they're given

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, are you implying that Colby only likes to pull the ball?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no i am implying that this team won't even take a win when it is given to them..

so sad.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

cause were trying to pull the win?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah you need to spray the win to all fields!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

relax.

You’ll get your Cox soon enough.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a Disney villain.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm Westy only allowed 3 runs.

If this team can’t do that off of Happ, then we’d be fucked if it were only 1 run.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey....

i gave him an S+

Suppan usually gives up 4 or 5 runs but keeps us in the game while the offense stalls. It was a compliment.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

Usually, Suppan is just behind Hawk on the You Suck scale.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have you read my fanpost about Westbrook now, thank you

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, college football couldn't have come along at a better time...

And my other baseball team (Braves) are playing something that actually resembles the game on the Major League level….I’ll still wear my Cardinals Red in Atlanta in a couple weeks (even though in the increasingly obvious absence of the Redbirds in the post season, Go Braves!)

There. Maybe that’ll do the trick.

by RollBirdsRoll on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be there in my Cardinal red, too...

but I’m actually starting to dread that series that I’ve been looking forward to all season.

The Cardinals will always be my first love, but the Braves are a lot more fun to watch right now.

by Betagal on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Just put a stamp on this bitch....

and mailin it in. This team absolutely sucks.

by wesjj2 on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

we so should have traded for Derosa...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least the cardinals didn't distract me from my math homework

with a bunch of winning or anything

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a good game to do something else to.

I remoted into a client’s system and finished some work that I had to wait for the users to vacate before I completed.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinal frustration

On Sept 9 of last year the Cardinals beat the Brewers 5-1. Since that game, including the playoff series against the Dodgers, the Cardinals record is 86-87.
That’s a pretty good sample size – over a season – and should be enough to tell the ownership that something’s rotten in Denmark.

by deweydell on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

god that means nothing to me im sorry

september 9? that shows just how random it is…. why the 9th… because it fits your model and shows how we are under .500 at a random date

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF did we say about using logical arguments?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

It shows that in our last 173 games we are under .500. That’s all. That’s enough for me to see we need big time changes.

by deweydell on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's the Big Brother Syndrome...

All our little brothers, the NL Cental Teams, they aspire to succeed like we do but are so sick of getting beat on by big brother that the minute they start to grow some muscles and cahones they relish any oppurtunity to beat big bro…

      I might not be sober.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not-sober is the default condition post-game on VEB.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, we do need changes

i just don’t think its because we’re under .500 since(select random date to fit my data)… its because we have pedro felize, aaron miles, mike macdougal, jeff suppan on the team by vritue of our choice and not restrained because of a stupid contract….

like kyle lohse, skip schumacher are (also randy winn is currently better than any OFer in AAA…. i realize craig is in there, but he’s been struggling lately)….

meanwhile, we have tyler greene, fernando salas, josh kinney, brandon dickson (why not?) all in AAA and who all except maybe dickson perform better than those four

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you don't think

that the players mentioned in your first para contribute to .500? Actually, they weren’t here in April. What is the win pct with those guys on the roster?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

again...
WTF did we say about using logical arguments?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what model is necessary?

It means for almost one year, we have been playing .500 ball and I don’t think anyone here is happy about it. April was great like it was last year, and then…..it gets tiresome. Actually, I don’t invest too much emotion in it. Seeing Boog make a great play today, or 3 or 4 DPs, or Westbrook’s #4 or 5 starter outing is the consolation I take out of the game, given what is happening. Just like I try to say that I had a good round of golf because of that 1 out of 18 good drives. I have been a Cards fan for too long to jump ship. But as deweydell says, frustration, and I think that that was the point.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

how bout this season

go back a month before to the beginning of august… (im assuming you didn’t count the win on Sep 9)…
they went 113-95… big difference huh? do it over full seasons, not selective endpoints, they tell us nothing except an interesting fact… remember how albert was gaining a full season of a “poor season”

well i think his second half is proving how stupid using selective endpoints is

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

with that, but I thought the point was simply an emotive one that it has been frustrating watching this team for some time, with the exception of periodic win streaks, not a statistical one.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i mean it helped that for september we were 7-14

and we had it locked up by then so nobody was truly concerned… then of course the sweep which you have to include because otherwise we’d have a winning record

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I get emotional about this team -I have for a long, long time. I thought that’s what being a fan was all about.
 Statistics bore me. They are helpful yes, but they can’t tell the story.
 There was a projection I read recently on VEB that the Cardinals projected 98 wins with their present roster. Now that projection, statistically speaking, may be accurate and based on sound analysis, but excuse me, anybody watching this team day after day knows it can not be true.
 There have been some injuries sure, and some players have not preformed to expectation, but LOOK at this team. Look at what John Mozeliak has done here since he got the job.
 I’m sorry; it’s not pretty.

by deweydell on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it better when I was eight years old.

  I was happy to see a ball game and every play by the Cardinals was the greatest play and as long as they won that day I was confident they were the best team ever…

It was so Joe Morgan.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone thought Disney was awesome at one point, too.

it happens.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should say

the Disney Corporation.

whatever they’re doing now, I give them a pass for past contributions to animation.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

was referring to life, not Disney. Delusions of grandeur, Cardinals will win every year, our slowpitch team are champions, I am a nice guy. Live the lie! Seriously, despite what was what I interpret as a comment that I might be living in an 8 year old’s world, or Disneyland, why is anyone at this site a Cards fan. Historical antecedents probably, but that is the genesis of the allegiance? The sabrmetrics are woven around what the GM and manager should do. But the allegiance remains. If one is completely logical (Spock-speak) why would anyone have an attachment to a team. Run the numbers before the season, and root for the team with the best chance to win. Change allegiance during the season as injuries set in, so that satisfaction is guaranteed at the end of the season. Or just become a permanent Yankee fan. After this cathartic post, I think that indeed, I still have an 8 year old’s (circa 1959) allegiance to the Cards. It doesn’t mean that one has an 8 year old’s acceptance of the business decisions, managing decisions, etc, which is what makes this a vibrant forum! The post game threads, especially after losses, are interesing!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well to extend the metaphor

they rather take magic very, very seriously at Disney
I don’t disagree — but in response to the first comment, the reference to Joe Morgan was what I was getting at.

there’s experiencing the good parts … and there’s turning a blind eye, perhaps out of naivete.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

None

of that naivete elixir here Y2S. My only thing is that I don’t get so worked up about whatever the pros do, or speculate about it, because I don’t have the information, and there is nothing that I can do about it. And in my career, I did things about it. My point is, as a fan who has chosen the Cards, I just have to accept whatever happens, like it or not. Unless I decide to recycle and become a baseball exec. I wish I was Genie!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it worked for Darryl Duran

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would he stay for less?

He’d be doing two jobs, mang!

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony- (about Westbrook) I'm sure he's not happy here.

We’re not scoring for him.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm rooting for prince fielder

world officially over

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That explains the groundout.

Perhaps we should be rooting for the Reds?

Since everyone we root for tends to lose right now, maybe some reverse psychology is in order.

by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooooo....

we’re pretty moooch done now, aren’t we?

:=8(

I Hate Jason Marquis!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately no.

we are still close enough to have a few mini runs that tease us as we watch the team self implode.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow. That's a helluva play by Cain for the Brewers.

Damn, that hurt.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yes...Reds just traded for Stavinoha just for this game.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Know ha

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck it I got some Nostalgia Critic and AVGN episodes to catch up on...

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

....

Score was 3-0 not 3-1, 1 run wouldn’t have matter. Westy was great.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

3.5 out of the wildcard

And I’m sorry to say, we are still pretty good on paper.

I am frustrated as anyone, but you guys are kind of wallowing in negativity.

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

this is what I meant to say

in a much less inflammatory way.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't trying to be inflammatory.

Sorry if I came off that way.

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I meant I was being inflammatory

above

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

makes sense

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things a cub fan says, Alex for $200

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are not the Cubs though! :)

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooooo rally pig! wake up!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

how are we good on paper?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're hitting the paper and not the carpet?

/no idea.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd in MLB in ERA

9th in FIP
10th in OBP

been doing a lot of things right. except run distribution

teams with better records, but worse run differentials than the cardinals:
reds
giants
rangers
white sox
red sox

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 31, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know i just noticed the run differentials

only 5 teams better than us in that category in all of MLB

by guillermozeliak on Aug 31, 2010 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is bummed out. Like, really bummed out.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Boog

We need Joey Bombs up here, so he doesn’t jump out the window.

Also, so he has someone to play wiffleball with.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm glad i missed that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is so apt.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

see ...

we are talking about celebrating losing like we are cubs fans.

Make it Stop!!!

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

this was way more than a two-shit shutout

maybe like a thirty-shut shutout

it’s more shit than i care to quantify

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

damnit

i am bad at type

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 31, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was a shitout

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

and doesn't that mean

his name is dick?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

saved for posterity

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Ha, I got this one:

Came in to check the score and found this.

My feelings exactly!

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

two shits....

something I just don’t give anymore.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are my hero

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

argh

double holds better

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have left field bleacher seats Sunday

right next to where they serve Goose Island! I REFUSE to concede the division dammit!

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by Gregatron on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

W00t

I have his jersey, so maybe he’ll hit a dinger or two

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's due...

he best step up before he totally gives away the Cy to Halladay.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mathematical chances of making the playoffs

have to be less than 20% now. Check coolstandings.com in the morning. This team may be toast.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

did the rally pig eat it?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

We need another rally squirrel. I was a senior at De Smet, when this happened:

SPARKY" THE SQUIRREL! The DeSmet "Spartans" were trailing 20 to 0 in the semifinal round of the 6A play-offs (to Rockhurst High School) when the lights went out. It was later discovered a squirrel caused the 55-minute delay when he ran into a transformer. When the lights came back on, the "Spartans" scored 30 unanswered points and won the game 59 to 39. The semifinal victory put DeSmet into the state championship for the second time in the history of the school.

They went on to win the only state title in the school’s history

Sparky the Squirrel is now stuffed and in a trophy case

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

im a senior at desmet now…. and i just missed sparky although its talked about all the time

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't been back there since i graduated

I’m assuming Sparky is still there, i don’t think Coach Mahoney would approve of his removal.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only had Mahoney

As a wrestling coach freshman year and maybe a weight training class, I’m not sure. I remember one thing he always taught when doing squats was “Big chest, monkey butt.”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

weight training is coach cerneka now so it may not be right

i do remember freshman year (in gym class which he teaches)… of course his duties as football coach, we had study hall half the time which was awesome

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya cerneka taught weight training when I was there as well

I guess it was gym class then. Ya, I had great teachers while at De Smet, and I got a chance to experience all the characters that De Smet has to offer:

Durso
Grigaitis
Rebore
Senor Hencel (Homeroom teacher)
Calcatera
Vitello
etc.

I never had a bad experience there and always thought highly of the school. Of course when I went, tuition was still reasonable, and we weren’t forced to buy overpriced tablets.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha well i can't live without my labtop anymore so....

all are still there even durso who looks like he’s gonna fall over anyday now… no sothers i assume?

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I never had Sothers.

I’m not surprised Durso is still there, you can’t kill the Jesuits, even if they chain smoke. Speaking of Jesuits that look like they are about to fall over, is Fr. Boskin still alive? The dude was my counselor and I swear he was 90+

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boskin is also so here

i don’t think he’s a counselor anymore but he walks around DeSmet during the day

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus

You really can’t kill the Jesuits.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Spartans"

Nice.

Because they are a bunch of SLUH West douches.

Go SLUH.

by thepainguy on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

People still use that term?

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I went there

Everyone had it out for CBC, Chaminade, and Vianney. I think only a few people actually gave a crap about SLUH.

The only thing I remember hearing about Sluh, was when this kid I knew made fake passes to get into a sluh mixer, and made a fortune off of them. DeSmet wasn’t angry he was making illegal passes and making pure profit, they were angry it was to a mixer that wasn’t there’s. I always found that humorous.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much the same now

SLUH isn’t bad tbh… CBC seems to filled with douchebags, Vianney is annoying because they have a bunch of all sports, no brains guys, and Chaminade,… idk even now, i know i can say i saw brad beal in high school – he’s pretty good

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cry Baby College

And they are so dumb the “college” pat doesn’t even apply any more.

by thepainguy on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a thing going on

When I was in high school, that CBC would have to be called CBHS, because of the scores.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFACBC

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally penis

i’m old school

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 31, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

man Hoffman sucks

He had 2 outs and 2 strikes on two consecutive hitters and still blew it. Whatever I guess it doesn’t matter at this point. How the fuck does a team loose 7 games in the standings in what? Just two weeks. This shit is sad, if we continue to play like crap and don’t put together some sort of run at the playoffs changes have to be made right? I don’t know that I can take another season like this with LaRussa. If they are going to resign Pujols its not like they are gonna have money to go out and get any big name player.

by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

how is this guy not our closer?

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of the Cubs

they are blowing out the Pirates 14-1.

Bartender? Another, please….

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what's sad?

other than being beaten repeatedly by horrible teams? that we are probably going to sweep the Reds again and this will give us a glimmer of hope… and then we will lose 4 of 6 to the Pirates later in the season

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

it's the Season of False Hope.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's not break out the brooms just yet....

I dunno if the Reds can cure what ails us, but it’s definitely premature to think we’re going to keep winning 2 out of 3 against them…..especially given the recent tailspin.

That sweep was the last series victory we’ve had…..brutal.

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

gaints

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 31, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me this didn't come from

VEB.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR = obsolete

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I've seen.

Things are bad, but we haven’t started eating paint chips yet.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it didn't

looks like it came from here

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured as much.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course it did

figures that that’s where bj gets his stories

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 31, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok that right there is going TOO FAR..

damn it no Valentine.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

550 ksdx post game

show actually has some decent callers with some input that ive never heard before like one guy mentioning the game is changing, should follow templates set by Red Sox, Tampa Bay etc, wants solid D on MIFers…maybe Maricek brings out the good callers

by guillermozeliak on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

the hell, man!

   andrewdmoses #Reds now have a 6-game lead in the NL Central. Just wished someone cared… GABP attendance tonight: 14,589 8 minutes ago via web

capacity 42059

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

sad

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hear me on The Fan tomorrow AM

Unfortunately it’s The Fan in Washington D.C.

Talking about Strasburg and the Inverted W at 9AM EDT.

by thepainguy on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

did you see this injury coming?

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

bang that drum for all it's worth, man

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a top 10 list on the previous thread

that deserves a look if you haven’t seen it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

time to watch true blood and mad men

keep me entertained… because Cardinals baseball sure is not working

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually turned off the game to shop for ties on the internet.

Seriously. That’s how boring it was. Settled on a nice Churchill dot pattern. Classy yet understated!

by mattyp on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I even learned some tie trivia

it is so called because the pattern, white dots on a navy background, was a favorite of Winston Churchill, although he customarily wore a bow tie as seen here:

Also, did you know that Churchill, when still just a wee lad in school, predicted that he would one day save the British Empire? Of course he technically failed in that regard, as WW2 and the aftermath saw the fall of the Empire, but he did manage to save England. See what you can learn when the Cards suck so bad. Silver lining?

by mattyp on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stumbled across this on youtube

It was made in late May, and I’m not sure if it was done by a Cards fan or not. Kinda fitting for this point in the season anyways…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6rP27t7cw

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

so, six back entering september

time for Pujols, Wainwright et al. to dusting off the golf clubs for october?

by Craig341 on Aug 31, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

time for Pujols to out Pujols himself and Wainwright to start being dominant again

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

this team

needs its role players to, y’know, play the role. We get plenty from our superstars, but even Waino & Carp are going to have a few iffy starts per year. When Pujols only hits .298 for a stretch, it shouldn’t cost us so much. Holliday can’t hit 1.000 when Pujols is IBB’d…..etc.

The problem is that injuries have put lots of scrubs in to everyday roles, and the roster management has been so seat-of-the-pants. I mean, what does McDougal do that Salas doesn’t? How come Stavinoha got so much playing time this year? ad naus….

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

McDougal walks shittons of batters and gives up runs

that would be the big difference between Salas and him. I’m sure that has value to the team somehow.

/sarcasm

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 31, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

maddening

I’m not even particularly a Salas fan, but MacDougal seems like he’s from some godawful timewarp to the late 90s…..

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck Esteban Yan

just because. On principle.

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I didn't think I could

laugh during this thread…but I so did

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 31, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

losing Freese and the 2 starting pitchers is the main thing, yes

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

we got less than 2 months from our opening day 3B and #3 & #4 starters

and the following have all missed significant chunks of playing time this year: Rasmus, Boog, Ludwick, Motte, LaRue, Lopez, and I believe also Ottavino and Hawksworth. Pujols, Holliday, and Boog all missed some or all of spring training.

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's like we caught a glimpse of a really special team at the beginning of the season

that probably woulda had a shaky bullpen as it’s only weakness. instead, we get this

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I have to bitch somewhat. VEBers will recognize that I have been in the optimists club all year, but the sum of the play in the post-Brandon Phillips: Motivational Speaker Series against some really bad teams has shaken my confidence. I’m sorry, I guess I just didn’t see them going 3-9 against the Cubs, Brewers, Pirates, and Nats. Fuck.

I’m not giving up hope altogether—any team that has Albert Pujols on it is not out of it until it’s mathematically eliminated as far as I’m concerned—but for fuck’s fuckin sake, somebody better do something. They just look so goddamn meek right now. After they whoop Cincinnatti, in Ohio!!, the fucking wheels come off against all these shitty teams. It’s like they’re playing a hard four innings. Gah.

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

.....and perhaps, dear VEBers, the fault lies in not in our stars,

but in my signature, which was a Pujols quote after the Kung Fu Johnny Series….anybody think I should erase it? Only signature of my multi-year SBN tenure….maybe it’s Bad Luck. And we wouldn’t that, after all…..

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

*wouldn't want that

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 31, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a combination of injuries, bad luck, and poor roster construction and management

paying back the GOB for ‘06 I’d say

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever happened in Cincinnati

did stay in Cincinnati

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 31, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way

I was very optimistic for a long time, but lately it’s like no one can even DO anything. 2 hits tonight vs the fucking astros!!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tony and Colby downplaying any tensions

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/article_9a8a6679-f88c-59d6-8653-ff027222d766.html

I don’t think he’s really a .300 hitter, but whatever. I just don’t want to see this go all Rolen, at this point.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 31, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck it

I just wrote up a big thing about the inconsistency of this team. I’m so over it I can’t even post it. Ick…
2011!

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 31, 2010 4:32 AM EDT reply actions  

The thing that makes me really sad is

the fact that if the team managed to pick themselves up and start playing well, this totally isn’t over.

Someone needs to remind the players that though, they’re playing like they already know they can’t win.

by NoWayMan! on Aug 31, 2010 6:39 AM EDT reply actions  

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