game ?? STL @ HOU - 8.30.10
St. Louis Cardinals at Houston Astros, Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT
jake westbrook
ERA: not as bad as you think, not as good as you'd wish
v.
somebody else, possibly a member of the houston astros.
gamethread for d-dee
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fist?
for luck?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Aug 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and yes I realize this is not acceptable
and take full responsibility if we lose 14-2
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Worth a shot at this point.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll take one
just means tomorrow night they’ll play much better because nobody will post fist
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
fuck you
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's gonna be okay, everyone
I am back to using my old avatar, cuz this team needs more Ludwig
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
wick*
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's not the same avatar.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's not?
damn it!
off to find the damn thing
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
the saturation is off.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
or... something's off.
it used to be deeper colors… oil-painty colors, and now it’s kind of borderline pink.
i’m bad at explaining this.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
behind you!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'll get it worked out
before Luddy comes off the DL
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
I think i decided last night
that I gave up hope for this season…GO RAYS!
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
I haven't given up hope
I’ve given up reason – as of the two losses to the Pirates followed by the Thursday or Friday night “who can give away this game more” game to the Nats, I gave up rationally thinking that this team has a shot.
pregame show sumup and LIVE STREAM
Franklin with shaved head says he’ll buy a tempurpedic pillow to help with neck problems since he lost the little extra padding provided by hair
available to pitch tonight
some guys got a little mad they were forced to shave their heads since they’re getting married in two months
according to frankie some ppl look better with shaved heads than others – boggsie and trev especially – horrible
“lohsie”, who frankie says is a “pretty guy” (i agree), who is apparently also the team barber said there was no finesse in this, so he let the others do the shaving but shaved his own head – dude’s still looking good
Sauce says not bothered by injury, not even in Memphis. took it easy so he doesn’t hurt himself. last time threw as he usually did and said he felt no pain
live stream for people that are not named GDM, get the clicky link here http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/44589-Streaming-MLB-Today-Mon-August-30
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..i miss ludriguez-wick..
oh thats acceptable.
guys’ hair grows back really fast anyway
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
thanks
I had a pressing non-basement thing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's dark outside right now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh look
It’s a baseball game
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
jake westbrook starting
could use some help from offense
to help with Win Loss
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sign of solidarity
a bunch of us are going to shave our heads. . . not all, but some.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Shaved heads?
does that make the wGRIT higher?
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hey look, it's Randy Winn!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
eh, you winn some, you lohse some.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
genius!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If you look over there
at the distant, inscrutable horizon, you’ll see that the Brewers have a lead against the Reds
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
like
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you say
about a leadoff man who is slower than everyone on the team except the catcher?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Reminds me of an AJ Pierzinski quote.
went something like this.
So AJ about that home run… were you trying to hit a sacrafice fly?
AJ: Dude Kenerko was on base… I had to hit a homer have you ever seen him run?
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
say what?
just color me puzzled
motte returns
craig goes to memphis so
winn can start in right and
macky-d stays on as 13th? pitcher
skip starts against lefthander, and leads off
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
at this point i would rather see miles or lopez pitch. 100% serious.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
we got Tony'd
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
And Albert...did that......
No idea why….perhaps he’s thinking about DC….or his high school team….
I don’t know….I’m in Texas.
..................
……………..
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's more like it.....................
Needs to be………… like 10 in a row…………… or so.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I edited
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been away
Has TLR said anything in defense of this team or by way of explanation for their horrible play?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
that's not backspeak?
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
the nice version of bs
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay -- TLR just lost me -- just now
Don’t play Jay against a lefty. Okay platoon with Cra—- what?
Well that means Skip won’t be—- FUCK!!!!*
*Oh, and for bonus point, he leads off.

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Guess who's kicking ass in Memphis?
That’s right, it’s Nick Stavinoha, OPSing 1.266 this month.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
From His Knees no less
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
he should really stay there and keep his streak up.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
oh i am sure he will be back
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
and now that i got the stupid game playing,
i’m going to the grocery store
try to be winning (by a lot) by the time i get home
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
i know it's not all tlr's fault, but
every time i try to figure out wtf he’s doing
i feel my IQ slipping fiurther down the rat hole
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
I was so excited at the beginning of the season
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
my first full season of paying for mlb.tv
I guess i must have jinxed it!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you got Jessie Spano'd

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
fuck.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I'm an LSU alum
I think I know the issue. Our head football coach: totally insane. I mean completely and utterly batshit insane. I love Les Miles. But he’s nuts.
I recognize the signs. TLR is insane. I think that’s it. He’s off his fucking rocker.
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I think for so long he was given teams that were so good that he couldn't really mess it up
and now that he is given more marginal teams, coupled with him making increasingly more and more eccentic moves, he is not going to be nearly as effective.
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
is tony gonna be upset with Winn's lack of hustle on that play?
he had no chance to get to it, but it looked like he gave up before that was even known
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
he's a vet
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
cmon, give him a break
he was standing on the track when the ball was hit!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
ok Westbrook pitching...
We need 5 runs to win this one… Lets try to score them b4 the ninth inning.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
both of our second baseman are quite short
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
basemen
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
basetrolls?
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
at least 2 gummy bears
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
by sportsman on Aug 30, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This thread is like 10000 times better than the game..
Just sayin
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
someone should tell BJ Rains that social media night is a costume party.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
tell him it's cosplay
lends an air of authenticity.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
why is minute maid park a little league field in left?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
That was... odd.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
I believe if you are swinging at it, you get the result of the swing.
Ump determines intent of the batter.
A STRIKE is a legal pitch when so called by the umpire, which—
(a) Is struck at by the batter and is missed;
(b) Is not struck at, if any part of the ball passes through any part of the strike
zone;
© Is fouled by the batter when he has less than two strikes;
(d) Is bunted foul;
(e) Touches the batter as he strikes at it;
(f) Touches the batter in flight in the strike zone; or
(g) Becomes a foul tip
So, I think it’s just a K all the way. No HBP, I don’t think.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
sit the fuck down
also, who from the coaches was arguing balls and strikes?
isn’t that an auto eject?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
I think they were arguing that it didn't hit him.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
who hearts boog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
but not like that
no glove no love
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I didn't use a question mark.
I did use an interrogative pronoun, but I was hoping for a rally cry.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
naturally.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
he's awesome
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm missing my meme
please to enlighten?
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donates that amount to charity for every double play
memesplanation variant is a negative 99.99 for hitting into a DP
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hi, Team. . . .
What a sad state of affairs this season has come to, Sigh – a few good men still rooting the Birds on. . . .
Do the Cards go after Jake next season? If not, is he even a B type FA?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
according to MLB trade rumors
he is not even type B. I think he was hurt last year?
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Colby had a haircut.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just a little off the sides
and a trim on top to get those split ends
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Colby apparently had an epiphany!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
FSH explaining Rasmusgate
Giving brief synopsis. Going with extra day of rest explanation, combined with umpire matchup.
so did we hear if hirschbeck and rasmus have compatible zodiac charts or whatever the fuck it was we were supposed to care about?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Colby said he just works here
go-to line.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
SUDDEN BACON SHOT
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I hope that doesn't mean our rally pig is cooked.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
About Colby....
I can’t figure out what the fuss is about PD writers are acting like its a Rolen-type grudge. Does anyone know what actually happened?
Honestly, our offense is dumb and Colby hasn’t played in weeks. I’d be worried about putting a streaky player in without any work lately and putting the offensive woes on his shoulders. This whole thing is weird.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
WALKAPOTAMOOSE
WE MISSED YOU
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
stop trying to hit homers and not get walks with your 8-pitch at bat!
rookie!!!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Brendan carrying on quite a conversation with ump
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Well, he walked...
I suppose that doesn’t imply that he “took” the walk, just that he was thrown four pitches out of the strikezone and the umpire said to go to first.
Fire La Russa!
colby walk!!!
and raises pitch count
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
LOL
you’ve gotta be kidding me, aaron miles woulda done a lot better than that
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
shot of Motte
he looks like he’s calmly describing the Alien movie
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he would have my complete and undivided attention if he were doing that
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan said Motte might not want to walk the streets with that look.
Motte might not want to walk the streets with that look.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
5 games up in the Central = Tony shaves it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
His head...on his shoulders.
SPECIFICS!
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
we'll see. we'll see.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't want to, personally.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
those Jack in the box advertisements are kind of disturbing
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
....I thought that was our team!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"They all look so ugly, they don't have to worry about curfew. They're all heading back to the hotel."
- TLR via The Cat
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
at least Boog made him work
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's all we ask
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I know this was brought up b4 but who the hell designed this piece of shit ballpark?
I guess for something that use to be named Enron Field you can’t expect smart design choices
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
ummm hey that hill in center is great!!!
very unique choices.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha.
You have to remember that the owner is the customer.
No different than someone wanting to completely “ruin” an expensive sports car by putting shitty accessories on it (Brandon Phillips, anyone).
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
That hill was requested by the Team President. The short porch by McLane (given the blessing of Selig).
Finally this year, the grass looks like grass in person. Usually, it looks like painted dirt.
a guy who likes toy trains
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
cue the picture!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
...

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
no, the notebook paper one
but that’s good too
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you left out
the moat in left field and the clown’s mouth in RF that allows you an extra base if you can hit it in.
the chocolate waterfall past the left field foul pole is essential to the process. mixes the chocolate up, makes it light, frothy.
no other ballpark in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
fewer
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
are we talking about Aaron Miles?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oooooh yeah
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That pitch is nasty when it's working.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
Well done team good inning..
nice job Westy
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Allen Craig never seems to be told anything.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He's not still with the big club is he?
Oh, this is awkward.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the second or third time they've interviewed him
and he had no idea where he was going or how long he was staying.
seriously, just talk to the guy. give him an exit interview.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh, Allen! Hi! Um, didn't you see the ticket to Memphis I slid under your door?
Oh. Um, maybe you should talk to John Mo. This is really his department.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
"We called Enterprise, they are going to pick you up."
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
soon they'll tell him his locker is in Storage Room B, where Milton's new desk is.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 30, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He needs to take care of that roach problem too
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And I said, I don’t care if they release me either, because I told, I told John that if they send me down more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Tony too, because they’ve sent me up and down four times already this year, and I used to be in right field, and I could see the fans, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Rawlings to the Wilson gloves, but I kept my Rawlings glove because I liked it better, and it’s not okay because if they take my glove then I’ll set the stadium on fire…
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
which one are you? aaaahhhhh
/fake angst
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It's not just the Molinas that are everywhere.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The Red Sox a-h*les...
are plotting an Ellsbury-Rasmus deal this offseason. That might put me on strike as a Cardinal fan.
Fire La Russa!
Botox?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards are 28-36 on the road
ewh.
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
the rally pig is doing its best to escape
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Chewing through the bubble wrap in his kennel.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or a mesh screen
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Does it look to anyone else like Happ is "tipping" his location
based on the way he is turning his body? It looks like he comes way across when he’s throwing the breaking ball.
at least he made him work
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
So is center field.
I hate this park
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
circus park
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yellowstone. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Out doing some yard work.....
I lost a tree branch in a windstorm the other day and had to get the chainsaw out….I see yard work only works when the frog does it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Sigh - playing for draf choice positioning. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
pitching against draft choice...
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Wallace hitting us pretty well today
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Luddy would've.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
just got tusked.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HFS this season is cursed
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
he's been impressive out there this season
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
we're just trying not to mention it as much, methinks.
a little sore
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he probably had to stop chewing for a second.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
nice catch, Matt
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you, Matty!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I can't believe Wallace hit that pitch.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
so lucky
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
true.
oddly enough, luck counts.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty convinced that luck is a HUGE factor in baseball
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, and yes to all of these.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
be moar specific
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
forgot the word Cards
nice pitching and defense tonight, no hitting though. Not picking on Matty, (2nd best hitter on the team two spots ahead of Allen Craig)
well mostly
one could hit a foul tip… or a weak grounder…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So what kind of ovation did Feliz get from the Astros crowd his first time up?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
...crowd?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh, so those are all ghost-vampires filling the seats.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Three's a crowd
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They think every SS with a 'z' in his name is a defensive wizard. The more 'z' the better.
Ozzie Smith.
Omar Vizquel.
Rey Ordonez.
Cesar Izturis.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Pulled, again.
Back in TLR’s doghouse.
by Craig Esherick's Mustache on Aug 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Another mediocre - scratch that - "wretched" offensive show. . . . Can it be THIS awful really?
Who opined that Tony is in the doldrums and the team is reflecting that indifference?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Supposedly Buzz Bissinger mentioned that TLR was burnt out on baseball.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
seems like he could be
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
he just looks annoyed 95% of the time
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially when he violently attacks bugs with his hat.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Carp is better at it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I know I am
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rick Horton has a friend ... a pastor, apparently?
said he could not believe how compassionate and kind Chris Carpenter was at the hospital. see exclusive VEB coverage.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and they call themselves journalists
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I have no idea
what’s the definition of a buzz cut? that might pass.
let’s get a military dude in here.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's all i could think of
he better be a bald bastard tomorrow by 7pm
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
trouble in the man stew?
we’ll see. or maybe bj rains will explain it to us.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
fuck, I was kidding.
I guess this is his area of expertise.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and he's being an ass in the first paragraph
clearly he’s cribbed from the school of Joe Strauss investigative journalism.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
a real American hero
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Waino stealing more grips from... Suppan.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm hoping he's humoring him.
Because he’s old.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
look at Jaime learning from the masters
love it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they do this before every game
it’s usually waino, carp, soup
with guest appearances from lohse and jaime
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
well I hope they really enjoyed their hair cutting session today
How about a group baldie picture.
I’m not having any fun. I want to laugh at the funny looking players. They sure can’t hit.
And what’s up with Westbrooks non-shaved head.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
Westbrook deserves some run support.
Aside from glimpses of solid contact, he’s working the Astros over pretty good.
/knockonwood
How many runs has Waino had in his last four or five starts?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I don't know... are you okay?
do you have enough alcohol?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they shaved their heads, but it changed nothing
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
jesus christo
Cards, I love you, but you’re bringing me down
by Expatcardfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Friday night, all I could think was
“Franklin, I love you, but you’re bringing me down”. So appropriate.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
brett wallace is currently out-hitting the whole club.
/weeps
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
oh h-bells
i forgot he went to houston. because nothing is a better thing than having a former player/prospect coming back at you in your own division
by Expatcardfan on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been not so good with Houston
They are actually platooning him with Carlos Lee at 1B.
Plus, his two singles haven’t done any damage.
BUT, he has 2, count them, 2 singles.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog took quite a lick, there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
but that was for the previous pitch.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Westy swinging for the porch.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
westy's swing
looks much better than, say, his first at bat as a cardinal
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Working with Mac....
he’s using his dinger swing.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Happ is carving them up
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
I know why Happ is having such a great game
It’s cause the Cardinals just flat out suck.
sorry to be such a grump.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
we just didn't feel like pointing out something so obvious
no grump
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Journalism 101: Truth is an absolute defense against libel and slander
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Couple Cards Dominican League Players suspended for PEDs
Jean Carlos De La Cruz
Delvi Rodriguez
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle
by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Albert and Yadi's fist bump is so much more complicated now.
it’s one-handed.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
apparently we're supposed to thank Lorenzo Cain
but with a name like that…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Deshaies complimenting the pitching duel
Ignoring the fact that St. Louis lost their bats somewhere during the road trip.
before the trip
they would not fit in the flat rate boxes
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
I just thought of something that might cheer me up
Aaron Miles with his new haircut!!!!
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
now he's only five foot four and a half.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
did you see a picture?
I would love it.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
do I really have to be the one who goes where this is destined to go?
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
They paint each other's toenails and talk about boys?
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
see: Brendan Ryan's in-grown toenail video
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that was sweet.
I liked the silent one in the hotel. it was avant garde.
the elevator scene was understated but brilliant.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I used to think you were so rugged!

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
brazil?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
yeah, we called
he said he didn’t want to play for the worst team in the league
overreaction? you decide
wow this is bohring
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
What the fuck happened to this team
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
How the fuck do you even play that corner.
Holy living fuck do I hate this fucking abomination.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
you see if the ball is going to hit off the side of the clown's face or on the windmill.
if it hits the face, it’s going to carom towards the line. if it hits the windmill, it goes into center.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
If it goes into the clown's mount, it spits a tennis ball back out.
The tennis ball is in play.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
little known rule: hit the guy shot out of the cannon and its a HR.
carlos lee has gotten three that way this year.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
he he he he
Bret Wallace sez I’ll show you
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
not funny...
Ballpark’d
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I'm going throught the 7 stages of Cardinal grief
I’m at the I don’t give a rat’s ass stage.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
Shaving heads - offense by Samson and Delilah. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Ryan and Rasmus eating from the same (b)ARF bowl in Tony's House of Dog. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
like I said earlier ...
Westbrook start.. we need 5 for the win.
of course we won’t score till the ninth
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Sitting at work
and listening to this on the radio makes me wish I kept a bottle at my desk.
Red Means Go.
no kidding
I don’t mind ricky on the post game shows but during the game he sucks.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
HFS®!!
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit that was a great play
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
run scored but I NEED A TOWEL.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wow...ice play Skippeh!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Mr. Freeze?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
as a break from Cardinal baseball
I tried to watch some of the 900 episode of RAW… Man when did pro wrestling get so lame… Where are all the funny antics and blood???
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
cspan
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I used to watch wrestling when I was a kid
Back when you had the WCW vs WWF wars and back in the “Attitude” era of the WWF. The reason it’s so lame is because of the family audience it now caters to, just look at the TV rating.
Back during the attitude era the rating was TV-14 because WWFDGAF.
Attitude Era
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
who's yelling all game long? latest is "get it, Colby!"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Gotta be VEP, right?
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I only do that live
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
well 3 runs
this game is out of reach.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
Caption Contest

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
"I knew I shouldn't have taken Viagra before the game...."
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
by Taskmaster on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yikes.
huge, but just 600K
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wow...shoulda checked that.....
I just assumed 600 X 450 would’ve compressed more.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i'm actually not sure how sbn compresses
if they just resize it, it’s the same file
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's what I mean, I should have checked imgur......
I uploaded the to imgur at full size, and assumed the direct link that shrinks them down cut the KB’s as well. I have to figure this out so I can post some more of these.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Whe days as a Cardinal end, auditioning to join the team of Clydesdales
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Lama dama ding dong
I need a better cup support.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
a hit!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
I don't get it
How are we this bad all of a sudden? It’s staggering.
Sigh.
Okay, let’s come back and make me eat my words now, Cards.
It's happened the last four years
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
MOTHER OF GOD
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Can we get a break?
The answer is no.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
thank God winn isn't the only one with a hit
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
uh oh
colby’s gonna be in trouble. he pulled the ball again. it doesn’t matter that he hits the ball hard. pulling the ball is a no-no
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
see what it got him?
he pulled it and hit into a double play. Bench him again!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
more slow dribblers and bloop singles needed!!
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
See
If Colby wouldn’t have listened to Tony, and just went up there trying to hit homeruns, this game would be so different right now.
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
Yadi league leading part in the millionth DP
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
yeah I am having trouble being mad at the team for this game..
they are getting royaly screwed
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
GOB
Someone please ritualistically slaughter a goat or something.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
looking at my old pics
you guys remember this one? There is potential for comedy here, but only in more talented hands than mine.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
i do
Ive only made it to 1 game this summer though. Responsibility sucks
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
but you're a doctor now
so next season, moar games, moar pictures, d-dee happy
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
Doctor of Physical Therapy
like Rick Marshall, I am not a licensed physician.
I may need to convince the wife to go to a game soon to try to break these guys out of this funk
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
she is not a spa day kind of woman
would prefer to be at the game
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
btw posting the home link like that while logged in won't work
have to copy the location of the album
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
and
here is an album of S-Cards from the day before
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Matty's been busy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
somewhere, Colby has flashbacks.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yea thanks alot Colby now your gonna sit for 3 games
Westbrook gets no support at all, too bad he’s been really good. He would be awesome on a team with a good offense, he could win 15+ games. He always has good, but not great starts and only allows 2-4 runs everytime.
So….anyone ready for a 2-run 9th and a pinch hit single from Miles?
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
no one can...
well we can.. but we can’t even get a lead on anyone else
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Time flies when your offense is dead.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
This would be the 11th
shutout on the season for the Cardinals – depending on if Houston’s announcers have their facts straight this time…
Bourgeois!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
My god
We suck
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME
by VolsnCards5 on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
headfirst.
alas.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow... Walrus 3 - Cardinals 2
Maybe declining to take the field would reduce the embarrassment
Fire La Russa!
cardinals 2?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
shit.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
is an anagram of hits
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
good news ev—
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Desparation
or trying to show some Skippy grit after his “mental error” looking to 3rd to avoid benching?
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody have Mozeliak's email address or phone number?
Tonight is the first time I’ve turned off a Cardinals game in over twenty years. I’m simply disgusted and he needs to know it’s his fault.
He needs to dfa Miles, Winn, Macdougal and fire TLR to salvage this season. Get it done.
NorCal CARDS FAN
lolol
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
haha i sold him and his wife cell phones actually so yes i do
And I’ve found myself having to hold back from just calling him from a random number and bitching him out
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually think he's in the phone book
Tell him to his face, 6** Belson Ct., Kirkwood
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
just so no one gets mad at me he is actually in the phone book
So I’m not providing any information that’s not open to the public
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
meh...less specific than what the RFT did...
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
although, I guess they never got moz.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i didnt post his phone number, and like i said if anyone really wanted to
Call the guy his number and address are listed in the phone book. I guess he doesn’t care too much about that stuff.
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he gets his haircut at my old place of employment.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yea i thought he was actually really nice
I also sold Jeff Lunhow a phone for his daughter over the summer and he stayed and talked baseball for over an hour with me. He’s really cool, the guy loves his job and he kind of just fell into it.
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
finally some aaron miles
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
not even aaron miles can drop a ball in the shallow infield
the world is over
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not even Miles can get lucky.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
why the fuck do i even care anymore?
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
its a curse
once you’re drawn in you can’t quit
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
laundry
we root for it.
sometimes… they don’t wash it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the fuck
did Lopez not start the game at 2B if he’s going to PH for Skip here in the 9th against the starting pitcher? Does this make sense to anyone?
by chuckb on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
TLR is a hall of fame manager
How dare you question him.
by rencelas on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you're still trying to make sense of this stuff?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh we're firmly into nonsense territory with this team.
by spants on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I expect more Edward Lear.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
like a crazy sitcom!
Fire Tony La Russa
by vivaelpujols on Aug 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
and now floppy
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Revised NL Central records
CIN = 36-22 (with game still pending)
STL = 31-28
Removing H2H
CIN = 31-12
STL = 21-23
yes.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
A least they had the courtesy
of only taking 2 hours to rip our hearts out this time. Much appreciated.
It didn't
allow enough time to get drunk from despair. Now I have to go to a bar.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
so the reds are a lock to win it?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"the cardinals are not a very good baseball team"
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
what does that even mean?
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
looks up from his drunken stooper...
“yeah well your team sucks.” “Fire the manager”
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I just don't get how this is related to Cub fandom
this team had the look of a team that should have been in the WS , and almost every time they get a chance, they stink up the joint. And then they go and lie down against the worst teams in the division.
I really don’t see how people can compare us to Cub fans because we are upset about this team playing like complete and total crap.
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
but
this isn’t anywhere near the team that looked like the ‘04-’05 crew that we saw coming into the season
they should probably be contenders, but the team as currently constructed isn’t going to sniff 100 wins, underperforming or not
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
so I'm supposed to not be upset that they refuse to play with any fire
against the worst teams in the league?
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm refuting the claim
that the team as currently constructed looks like a team that should be in the WS
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, I agree
the team that played the first two months of the season did.
I refuse to believe they could not start playing like that, again.
Alas, no Luddy
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't want to take it out on you
but GAH. We aren’t like Cub fans.
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife will be out of town most of September.
I won’t know what to do with myself (keep it clean guys) because the local minor league hockey team won’t be playing until October! I was planning on watching a lot of pennant race baseball – but uhhh…yeah, about that.
So. Cricket looks interesting.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
what network?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Wish I had a game on TV,
but, no, just a general statement.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
damn.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
the best part of all of this will come when we sweep the reds this weekend.
and it won’t even matter.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
we'll only be 5 games back of them afterward
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think i will watch the starwars christmas special.
cuz that would suck less than this.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
finding a copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special
would be only slightly harder than finding this team’s heart
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Thudwik
totaly owes Mo a thank you
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
5-11 since the reds series
3-10 against the cubs, brewers, pirates, nationals, and astros. LOL
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
slams head into wall
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that team we played who has a winning record
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
nobody
won one game apiece from the Cubs, Pirates, and Nats.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
don't give up guys
our minor league teams are in the hunt!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
actually, someone remind me
I’ll scrounge up the gameday links for all the MiL teams
just to spice up the game threads.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
doesn't he already have a ring?
well, not the title.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
standings
did I miss any?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
all our teams in that first list are no more than 3 games back.
half of them are in first place.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
pick your walkoff for the reds in the bottom of the ninth.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
This is pretty much a .500 team since May 1. Pathetic.
Something like 3 games over and thats it. Very frustrating with the players on this roster.
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
.500 since May?
It’s actually worse than that. Including the Dodger playoff series, they are UNDER .500 in their last 166 games.
go back another month, then.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean i don't think we are that bad
and saying we’ve been that bad in 166 games randomly across two seasons doesn’t really tell us much since last year we had 90+ wins and this year we’ll probably end up over .500
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
how does this not tell us anything?
the team was reworked around a different core in that time. it’s not going to tell us anything season-to-season, but that’s not what he’s trying to show.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
well i guess it shows how frustrating it is to lose
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll back up and let others explain how the sky is blue and stuff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
god damn fuckin logic...
it always makes sense.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Don't despair
VEB’ers, TLR is a man for all seasons …retreat to reading Shakespeare until the season ends)!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
I have to
It’s one of my classes at school
Shakespeare’s Histories and Comedies.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
I presume that this one (season) is on the comedy list, since it seems that you are not studying tragedies!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TLR or not TLR, that is the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer
the groundballs and bloops of Miles
Or the arms of MacDougal and Lohse in trouble
And by watching, encourage them. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there’s the rub
For in that sleep of death the next DFA may come,
When we have ended this terrible season
Must give us pause
by TBender on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
When
if ever, is TLR held accountable for this underachieving mess. And don’t blame injuries. Everyone (except the Reds) has injuries.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
bright side... we won't see this again.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
True
But we have three more years of this:

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so disappointed that I don't even care anymore
someone go get me a drink
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRussa and Mo...

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
ahhhhhgggghhhhh
but someone has to play the wellenmyer.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
damnit, mozeliak!
get more basehits!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a sad mustache the Walrus is sporting.
Better than Colby’s, though.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
The man
Who will make us 6 games back
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't mind signing westbrook for next year...
he’s pitched pretty well; sinker looks really good. deserves a bit better than he’s gotten so far in StL.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
I'm gonna be really pissed of
if we traded Ludwick for payroll reasons, and then end up giving more money to Westbrook than Luddy would have made.
And it’s probably irrational, but IDGAF
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think there's any chance westbrook gets that much...
plus, I don’t really think Ludwick was traded for payroll reasons, though he was always going to be increasingly expendable as his pricetag rose.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I know the main reason he was traded was to get some pitching
but i thought they also said payroll concerns for next year were included.
I still think Westbrook probably makes at least 7M next year, especially if it is Mo giving him a contract.
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wonder if Albert is starting to weary of this crap?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
that also gives me nightmares
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I take it we didn't make a dramatic comeback?
I finally turned it off to listen to my Blue Monday radio music program. The music is better.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
What the fuck Happ-end ?
Well,
Rasmus crawled out of the Milk Carton.
Craig called back in the Milk Carton.
Buzz cuts aren’t workin out. Rumor has it’s due to Larussa refusing to join in…he is so not a players’ manager.
Westbrook is gets a grade of S + with S being equal to Suppan.
My Personality Comparison for the nite, cause we never do personality comps it’s always by the numbers ( inspired by recent media events)…
Pujols is to Carew
AS_______
Rasmus is to Manny Rameriz
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Craig crawled back in...not called all though what do I know.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
The only thing TLR likes shaved
Are his cats
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not saying it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
OHHHH damn..
Sooo wanna make the comment.. really want to.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I put it there for a reason
Make the comment
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
baiter
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally your fault.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the one throwin around the shaved cat meme
merely a victim
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
sbn'd?
or did you purposefully quote :)
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
real blockquote.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
shaved pussy

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Winnar
Please, don’t hog the winning, and pass it down to the Cardinals
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
they could have it if they would take what they're given
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
hey, are you implying that Colby only likes to pull the ball?
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
no i am implying that this team won't even take a win when it is given to them..
so sad.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
yeah you need to spray the win to all fields!!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
relax.
You’ll get your Cox soon enough.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Looks like a Disney villain.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Ummm Westy only allowed 3 runs.
If this team can’t do that off of Happ, then we’d be fucked if it were only 1 run.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
hey....
i gave him an S+
Suppan usually gives up 4 or 5 runs but keeps us in the game while the offense stalls. It was a compliment.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Sorry.
Usually, Suppan is just behind Hawk on the You Suck scale.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll have you read my fanpost about Westbrook now, thank you
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, college football couldn't have come along at a better time...
And my other baseball team (Braves) are playing something that actually resembles the game on the Major League level….I’ll still wear my Cardinals Red in Atlanta in a couple weeks (even though in the increasingly obvious absence of the Redbirds in the post season, Go Braves!)
There. Maybe that’ll do the trick.
I'll be there in my Cardinal red, too...
but I’m actually starting to dread that series that I’ve been looking forward to all season.
The Cardinals will always be my first love, but the Braves are a lot more fun to watch right now.
I Just put a stamp on this bitch....
and mailin it in. This team absolutely sucks.
we so should have traded for Derosa...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
at least the cardinals didn't distract me from my math homework
with a bunch of winning or anything
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
It was a good game to do something else to.
I remoted into a client’s system and finished some work that I had to wait for the users to vacate before I completed.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I picked Cairo to end it in walk-off fashion
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Cardinal frustration
On Sept 9 of last year the Cardinals beat the Brewers 5-1. Since that game, including the playoff series against the Dodgers, the Cardinals record is 86-87.
That’s a pretty good sample size – over a season – and should be enough to tell the ownership that something’s rotten in Denmark.
god that means nothing to me im sorry
september 9? that shows just how random it is…. why the 9th… because it fits your model and shows how we are under .500 at a random date
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF did we say about using logical arguments?
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like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
LOL
It shows that in our last 173 games we are under .500. That’s all. That’s enough for me to see we need big time changes.
I think it's the Big Brother Syndrome...
All our little brothers, the NL Cental Teams, they aspire to succeed like we do but are so sick of getting beat on by big brother that the minute they start to grow some muscles and cahones they relish any oppurtunity to beat big bro…
I might not be sober.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Not-sober is the default condition post-game on VEB.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
to be fair, we do need changes
i just don’t think its because we’re under .500 since(select random date to fit my data)… its because we have pedro felize, aaron miles, mike macdougal, jeff suppan on the team by vritue of our choice and not restrained because of a stupid contract….
like kyle lohse, skip schumacher are (also randy winn is currently better than any OFer in AAA…. i realize craig is in there, but he’s been struggling lately)….
meanwhile, we have tyler greene, fernando salas, josh kinney, brandon dickson (why not?) all in AAA and who all except maybe dickson perform better than those four
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
And you don't think
that the players mentioned in your first para contribute to .500? Actually, they weren’t here in April. What is the win pct with those guys on the roster?
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
again...
WTF did we say about using logical arguments?
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
what model is necessary?
It means for almost one year, we have been playing .500 ball and I don’t think anyone here is happy about it. April was great like it was last year, and then…..it gets tiresome. Actually, I don’t invest too much emotion in it. Seeing Boog make a great play today, or 3 or 4 DPs, or Westbrook’s #4 or 5 starter outing is the consolation I take out of the game, given what is happening. Just like I try to say that I had a good round of golf because of that 1 out of 18 good drives. I have been a Cards fan for too long to jump ship. But as deweydell says, frustration, and I think that that was the point.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
how bout this season
go back a month before to the beginning of august… (im assuming you didn’t count the win on Sep 9)…
they went 113-95… big difference huh? do it over full seasons, not selective endpoints, they tell us nothing except an interesting fact… remember how albert was gaining a full season of a “poor season”
well i think his second half is proving how stupid using selective endpoints is
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
with that, but I thought the point was simply an emotive one that it has been frustrating watching this team for some time, with the exception of periodic win streaks, not a statistical one.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
well i mean it helped that for september we were 7-14
and we had it locked up by then so nobody was truly concerned… then of course the sweep which you have to include because otherwise we’d have a winning record
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly. I get emotional about this team -I have for a long, long time. I thought that’s what being a fan was all about.
Statistics bore me. They are helpful yes, but they can’t tell the story.
There was a projection I read recently on VEB that the Cardinals projected 98 wins with their present roster. Now that projection, statistically speaking, may be accurate and based on sound analysis, but excuse me, anybody watching this team day after day knows it can not be true.
There have been some injuries sure, and some players have not preformed to expectation, but LOOK at this team. Look at what John Mozeliak has done here since he got the job.
I’m sorry; it’s not pretty.
I liked it better when I was eight years old.
I was happy to see a ball game and every play by the Cardinals was the greatest play and as long as they won that day I was confident they were the best team ever…
It was so Joe Morgan.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
everyone thought Disney was awesome at one point, too.
it happens.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I should say
the Disney Corporation.
whatever they’re doing now, I give them a pass for past contributions to animation.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I
was referring to life, not Disney. Delusions of grandeur, Cardinals will win every year, our slowpitch team are champions, I am a nice guy. Live the lie! Seriously, despite what was what I interpret as a comment that I might be living in an 8 year old’s world, or Disneyland, why is anyone at this site a Cards fan. Historical antecedents probably, but that is the genesis of the allegiance? The sabrmetrics are woven around what the GM and manager should do. But the allegiance remains. If one is completely logical (Spock-speak) why would anyone have an attachment to a team. Run the numbers before the season, and root for the team with the best chance to win. Change allegiance during the season as injuries set in, so that satisfaction is guaranteed at the end of the season. Or just become a permanent Yankee fan. After this cathartic post, I think that indeed, I still have an 8 year old’s (circa 1959) allegiance to the Cards. It doesn’t mean that one has an 8 year old’s acceptance of the business decisions, managing decisions, etc, which is what makes this a vibrant forum! The post game threads, especially after losses, are interesing!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
well to extend the metaphor
they rather take magic very, very seriously at Disney
I don’t disagree — but in response to the first comment, the reference to Joe Morgan was what I was getting at.
there’s experiencing the good parts … and there’s turning a blind eye, perhaps out of naivete.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
None
of that naivete elixir here Y2S. My only thing is that I don’t get so worked up about whatever the pros do, or speculate about it, because I don’t have the information, and there is nothing that I can do about it. And in my career, I did things about it. My point is, as a fan who has chosen the Cards, I just have to accept whatever happens, like it or not. Unless I decide to recycle and become a baseball exec. I wish I was Genie!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he already is ...just saying comments about how Colby only pulls the ball and you know Al is all about using the whole field.
You fit into me
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a fish hook
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it worked for Darryl Duran
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would he stay for less?
He’d be doing two jobs, mang!
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony- (about Westbrook) I'm sure he's not happy here.
We’re not scoring for him.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
That explains the groundout.
Perhaps we should be rooting for the Reds?
Since everyone we root for tends to lose right now, maybe some reverse psychology is in order.
Unfortunately no.
we are still close enough to have a few mini runs that tease us as we watch the team self implode.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
After watching the interview
Boog needs to be able to LOL. A sad Boog just doesn’t feel right.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ow. That's a helluva play by Cain for the Brewers.
Damn, that hurt.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
yes...Reds just traded for Stavinoha just for this game.
You fit into me
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a fish hook
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fuck it I got some Nostalgia Critic and AVGN episodes to catch up on...
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
....
Score was 3-0 not 3-1, 1 run wouldn’t have matter. Westy was great.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
3.5 out of the wildcard
And I’m sorry to say, we are still pretty good on paper.
I am frustrated as anyone, but you guys are kind of wallowing in negativity.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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this is what I meant to say
in a much less inflammatory way.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I wasn't trying to be inflammatory.
Sorry if I came off that way.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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no, I meant I was being inflammatory
above
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Ahhh
makes sense
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Things a cub fan says, Alex for $200
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
We are not the Cubs though! :)
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nooooooooooooo rally pig! wake up!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
We're hitting the paper and not the carpet?
/no idea.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd in MLB in ERA
9th in FIP
10th in OBP
been doing a lot of things right. except run distribution
teams with better records, but worse run differentials than the cardinals:
reds
giants
rangers
white sox
red sox
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
i know i just noticed the run differentials
only 5 teams better than us in that category in all of MLB
by guillermozeliak on Aug 31, 2010 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions
It's Jack Clark
so I’m sure it’s stupid.
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Are you honestly surprised?
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog is bummed out. Like, really bummed out.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Poor Boog
We need Joey Bombs up here, so he doesn’t jump out the window.
Also, so he has someone to play wiffleball with.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm glad i missed that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Just watched the Boog interview
That was really depressing
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
division is over.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
major fail
here
of course they may have done it on purpose
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Did you take a screenshot
We must save this for future losses.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
see ...
we are talking about celebrating losing like we are cubs fans.
Make it Stop!!!
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
it's been on there a whole 30 minutes, but before it disappears...

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
by d-dee on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
this was way more than a two-shit shutout
maybe like a thirty-shut shutout
it’s more shit than i care to quantify
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
and doesn't that mean
his name is dick?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
saved for posterity

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ha, I got this one:

Came in to check the score and found this.
My feelings exactly!
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I just checked again and it's still there.
I have it capped too.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They corrected the home page,
but the recap headline is still NSFW, tho.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
two shits....
something I just don’t give anymore.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
it's fixed, props to screen shots guys
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I have left field bleacher seats Sunday
right next to where they serve Goose Island! I REFUSE to concede the division dammit!
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Sunday is my birthday
Let’s hope they can win one
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll shout something to Holliday about that! :)
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W00t
I have his jersey, so maybe he’ll hit a dinger or two
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i have nice terrace seats on friday night for a damn wainwright game.
and i’m not even excited anymore.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
he's due...
he best step up before he totally gives away the Cy to Halladay.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Mathematical chances of making the playoffs
have to be less than 20% now. Check coolstandings.com in the morning. This team may be toast.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Happy thoughts
Remember the Rally Squirrel?
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
did the rally pig eat it?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
We need another rally squirrel. I was a senior at De Smet, when this happened:
SPARKY" THE SQUIRREL! The DeSmet "Spartans" were trailing 20 to 0 in the semifinal round of the 6A play-offs (to Rockhurst High School) when the lights went out. It was later discovered a squirrel caused the 55-minute delay when he ran into a transformer. When the lights came back on, the "Spartans" scored 30 unanswered points and won the game 59 to 39. The semifinal victory put DeSmet into the state championship for the second time in the history of the school.
They went on to win the only state title in the school’s history
Sparky the Squirrel is now stuffed and in a trophy case
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
im a senior at desmet now…. and i just missed sparky although its talked about all the time
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been back there since i graduated
I’m assuming Sparky is still there, i don’t think Coach Mahoney would approve of his removal.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
im pretty sure you're right
Mahoney is awesome
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I only had Mahoney
As a wrestling coach freshman year and maybe a weight training class, I’m not sure. I remember one thing he always taught when doing squats was “Big chest, monkey butt.”
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
weight training is coach cerneka now so it may not be right
i do remember freshman year (in gym class which he teaches)… of course his duties as football coach, we had study hall half the time which was awesome
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya cerneka taught weight training when I was there as well
I guess it was gym class then. Ya, I had great teachers while at De Smet, and I got a chance to experience all the characters that De Smet has to offer:
Durso
Grigaitis
Rebore
Senor Hencel (Homeroom teacher)
Calcatera
Vitello
etc.
I never had a bad experience there and always thought highly of the school. Of course when I went, tuition was still reasonable, and we weren’t forced to buy overpriced tablets.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
haha well i can't live without my labtop anymore so....
all are still there even durso who looks like he’s gonna fall over anyday now… no sothers i assume?
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
I never had Sothers.
I’m not surprised Durso is still there, you can’t kill the Jesuits, even if they chain smoke. Speaking of Jesuits that look like they are about to fall over, is Fr. Boskin still alive? The dude was my counselor and I swear he was 90+
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Boskin is also so here
i don’t think he’s a counselor anymore but he walks around DeSmet during the day
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
You really can’t kill the Jesuits.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
When I went there
Everyone had it out for CBC, Chaminade, and Vianney. I think only a few people actually gave a crap about SLUH.
The only thing I remember hearing about Sluh, was when this kid I knew made fake passes to get into a sluh mixer, and made a fortune off of them. DeSmet wasn’t angry he was making illegal passes and making pure profit, they were angry it was to a mixer that wasn’t there’s. I always found that humorous.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much the same now
SLUH isn’t bad tbh… CBC seems to filled with douchebags, Vianney is annoying because they have a bunch of all sports, no brains guys, and Chaminade,… idk even now, i know i can say i saw brad beal in high school – he’s pretty good
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i can deal with 4/5 MCC school
but CBC blows. i hate those tools.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a thing going on
When I was in high school, that CBC would have to be called CBHS, because of the scores.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
CDGAFACBC
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
man Hoffman sucks
He had 2 outs and 2 strikes on two consecutive hitters and still blew it. Whatever I guess it doesn’t matter at this point. How the fuck does a team loose 7 games in the standings in what? Just two weeks. This shit is sad, if we continue to play like crap and don’t put together some sort of run at the playoffs changes have to be made right? I don’t know that I can take another season like this with LaRussa. If they are going to resign Pujols its not like they are gonna have money to go out and get any big name player.
by mick311 on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
how is this guy not our closer?
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
speaking of the Cubs
they are blowing out the Pirates 14-1.
Bartender? Another, please….
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
fixed.
bastards.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
you know what's sad?
other than being beaten repeatedly by horrible teams? that we are probably going to sweep the Reds again and this will give us a glimmer of hope… and then we will lose 4 of 6 to the Pirates later in the season
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
it's the Season of False Hope.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
let's not break out the brooms just yet....
I dunno if the Reds can cure what ails us, but it’s definitely premature to think we’re going to keep winning 2 out of 3 against them…..especially given the recent tailspin.
That sweep was the last series victory we’ve had…..brutal.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Tell me this didn't come from
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
TLR = obsolete
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
this has to be in jest
steve phillips is generally well-known as a terrible GM
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that I've seen.
Things are bad, but we haven’t started eating paint chips yet.
You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.
by The Continental on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it didn't
looks like it came from here
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I figured as much.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
PD Boards haha?
BJ really? that’s not even worth it
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ok that right there is going TOO FAR..
damn it no Valentine.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
550 ksdx post game
show actually has some decent callers with some input that ive never heard before like one guy mentioning the game is changing, should follow templates set by Red Sox, Tampa Bay etc, wants solid D on MIFers…maybe Maricek brings out the good callers
by guillermozeliak on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
the hell, man!
andrewdmoses #Reds now have a 6-game lead in the NL Central. Just wished someone cared… GABP attendance tonight: 14,589 8 minutes ago via web
capacity 42059
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hear me on The Fan tomorrow AM
Unfortunately it’s The Fan in Washington D.C.
Talking about Strasburg and the Inverted W at 9AM EDT.
did you see this injury coming?
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a top 10 list on the previous thread
that deserves a look if you haven’t seen it
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
time to watch true blood and mad men
keep me entertained… because Cardinals baseball sure is not working
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
I actually turned off the game to shop for ties on the internet.
Seriously. That’s how boring it was. Settled on a nice Churchill dot pattern. Classy yet understated!
wow.
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I even learned some tie trivia
it is so called because the pattern, white dots on a navy background, was a favorite of Winston Churchill, although he customarily wore a bow tie as seen here:

Also, did you know that Churchill, when still just a wee lad in school, predicted that he would one day save the British Empire? Of course he technically failed in that regard, as WW2 and the aftermath saw the fall of the Empire, but he did manage to save England. See what you can learn when the Cards suck so bad. Silver lining?
Stumbled across this on youtube
It was made in late May, and I’m not sure if it was done by a Cards fan or not. Kinda fitting for this point in the season anyways…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6rP27t7cw
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
so, six back entering september
time for Pujols, Wainwright et al. to dusting off the golf clubs for october?
time for Pujols to out Pujols himself and Wainwright to start being dominant again
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
this team
needs its role players to, y’know, play the role. We get plenty from our superstars, but even Waino & Carp are going to have a few iffy starts per year. When Pujols only hits .298 for a stretch, it shouldn’t cost us so much. Holliday can’t hit 1.000 when Pujols is IBB’d…..etc.
The problem is that injuries have put lots of scrubs in to everyday roles, and the roster management has been so seat-of-the-pants. I mean, what does McDougal do that Salas doesn’t? How come Stavinoha got so much playing time this year? ad naus….
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
McDougal walks shittons of batters and gives up runs
that would be the big difference between Salas and him. I’m sure that has value to the team somehow.
/sarcasm
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
by kalmavet on Aug 31, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
maddening
I’m not even particularly a Salas fan, but MacDougal seems like he’s from some godawful timewarp to the late 90s…..
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Oh I didn't think I could
laugh during this thread…but I so did
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
losing Freese and the 2 starting pitchers is the main thing, yes
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
we got less than 2 months from our opening day 3B and #3 & #4 starters
and the following have all missed significant chunks of playing time this year: Rasmus, Boog, Ludwick, Motte, LaRue, Lopez, and I believe also Ottavino and Hawksworth. Pujols, Holliday, and Boog all missed some or all of spring training.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
it's like we caught a glimpse of a really special team at the beginning of the season
that probably woulda had a shaky bullpen as it’s only weakness. instead, we get this
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
I have to bitch somewhat. VEBers will recognize that I have been in the optimists club all year, but the sum of the play in the post-Brandon Phillips: Motivational Speaker Series against some really bad teams has shaken my confidence. I’m sorry, I guess I just didn’t see them going 3-9 against the Cubs, Brewers, Pirates, and Nats. Fuck.
I’m not giving up hope altogether—any team that has Albert Pujols on it is not out of it until it’s mathematically eliminated as far as I’m concerned—but for fuck’s fuckin sake, somebody better do something. They just look so goddamn meek right now. After they whoop Cincinnatti, in Ohio!!, the fucking wheels come off against all these shitty teams. It’s like they’re playing a hard four innings. Gah.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
.....and perhaps, dear VEBers, the fault lies in not in our stars,
but in my signature, which was a Pujols quote after the Kung Fu Johnny Series….anybody think I should erase it? Only signature of my multi-year SBN tenure….maybe it’s Bad Luck. And we wouldn’t that, after all…..
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
I think it's a combination of injuries, bad luck, and poor roster construction and management
paying back the GOB for ‘06 I’d say
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
goddammit i was convinced 2006 was payback for both 85 and 04
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
hmm
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever happened in Cincinnati
did stay in Cincinnati
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 31, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel the same way
I was very optimistic for a long time, but lately it’s like no one can even DO anything. 2 hits tonight vs the fucking astros!!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 31, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Tony and Colby downplaying any tensions
I don’t think he’s really a .300 hitter, but whatever. I just don’t want to see this go all Rolen, at this point.
Fuck it
I just wrote up a big thing about the inconsistency of this team. I’m so over it I can’t even post it. Ick…
2011!
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
The thing that makes me really sad is
the fact that if the team managed to pick themselves up and start playing well, this totally isn’t over.
Someone needs to remind the players that though, they’re playing like they already know they can’t win.

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