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Game 127 Open Thread: Skip Schumaker is in the outfield for some reason

St. Louis Cardinals at Washington Nationals, Aug 28, 2010 7:05 PM EDT


Cardinals at. Nationals

Xt Xt

Kyle Lohse vs. Livan Hernandez

4.82 ZIPS ERA vs. 5.21 ZIPS ERA

Lohse didn't look great last time against the Pirates.  Despite only giving up 2 runs, he needed 97 pitches to get through 5 1/3, ran a decidedly average 4:2 K:BB ratio, allowed a home run, and more fly balls than ground balls.  Did I mention that he was facing the Pirates?  Still, he seems to have retained all the velocity he had before his injuries, and the control should improve soon.  

LIvan Hernandez has a 3.36 ERA this season, don't ask me how this has happened.  His strikeout to walk ratio is marginally improved from the past couple of years, but the biggest factor is Livan's .288 BABIP and 5.1% HR/FB. He''s a craft one, but is probably not a very good pitcher despite his superficially excellent numbers, and we should be able to do some damage.

Lineup for the Crads tonight?  

Schumaker – 9
Lopez – 4
Pujols – 3
Holliday – 7
Jay – 8
Happy – 5
Anderson – 2
Boog – 6
Lohse – 1

Get well soon Colby.  

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Would anyone else sit through

all 400 of Albert’s HR’s. In order?

If someone else has suggested this, I apologize

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Aug 28, 2010 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I would totally do that!

Take a sip everytime Pujols hits a homerun

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Aug 28, 2010 6:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i would go through a lot of juice like that

why would i want to waste juice? i would just pee it out

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a brutal drinking game

power hour, one HR a minute for every home run?

by Notorious PSC on Aug 28, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

after watching the Cards highlites and lowlites against Livan reel,

I am left with the impression that the guy must be at least 89 years old. Was that Sportsman’s park in that one clip?

by Lambtron on Aug 28, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

nice beaver

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

...you might want to look up what beaver's slang for

original: dramatic prairie dog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i know

i’m surprised you resisted the twss

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've been trying to be somewhat good

and you already said it. seemed redundant

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies 3 runs on 3 hits, Pads 1 run on 6.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

great

that’ll piss tony off and he’ll be benched another week

remember when he said he wasn’t available? tony used him as a PH the next 2 consecutive nights

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

Maybe he didn’t look good, but didn’t we win his game v. Pirates ?

by BCinVA on Aug 28, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

these montages... still awk-ward.

and then they close with a lame comic book filter? who are these guys, ex-KSDK dudes?

throw them out of the truck, please.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

very good. but ball not hit back.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 28, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

why, oh why?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd for bloodsport

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Aug 28, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't watch Bloodsport anymore.

Not since I noticed the vaguely homoerotic tones between Van Damme and Ogre from Revenge of the nerds. It just kills the movie for me.

by dronemc on Aug 28, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that just makes it more awesome.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 28, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The truly amazing thing about that picture is

he was 50 years old when he did Bloodsport. That just blows my mind…

by DiscoJer on Aug 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe if we score 10 kyle can hold on

actually make that 12

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

boog 5 for 7 hitting .714 against hernandez

boog, i want bloooooood

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that was some serious Justice

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Aug 28, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Too stunned to come up with a judicial pun

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

chiiiiiiiief!!!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Twas a bomb

Maybe .400 SLG might be a little low on projection. Punch and judy guys don’t really do that.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 28, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Chief legislating in D.C.

HE RULES IN FAVOR OF THE OFFENSE

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

so since almost no one is here

do we assume veb does have a life and better things to do saturday evening?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

no, some of us are writing a proposal and checking in now and then.

thus proving i in fact do not have something better to do on a saturday evening

Gritty Proven Veteran

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 28, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaah, i feel for you

i hate writing proposals
what are you proposing?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

my something to do doesn't begin until 9pm

UFC 118!!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Aug 28, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am 'ere

waiting patiently for this game to be won. then go to work.
unlike most, watching cards game is the first thing I do when I wake up. Sets the tone for my night.

by sociopath on Aug 28, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Jay

just proved the theory that 72 MPH breaking balls at the top of the strike zone go a long way when hit.

by stlfan on Aug 28, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL RISE

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert looked like he was moving OK on that play.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

jon jay got pop

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping boog would get himself a hit there

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you flashy, bastard

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

AWKWARD COMMA

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Zimmerman, you flashy

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

zimmerman got jammed

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

klohse boog

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

poor throw from Holliday

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 28, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

way poor

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it's not the sixth inning yet

and pork chop is on the DL

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't klohse already pinch hit for lohse?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Lo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

so, we score runs for kyle lohse.

does anyone know how to work this offense machine? seems kind of complicated.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 28, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

chaos theory at work

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think it runs off of negative feedback...

Positive feedback might slow down productivity, even to the point of a standstill

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

black swan

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Aug 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

swimmingly, rumor has it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, still progressing nicely

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Strauss:

“Cardinals center fielder Colby Rasmus tested his sore right calf before Saturday’s game and, barring complications, is expected to return to the starting lineup Sunday.

Rasmus has avoided the disabled list but has also missed 11 consecutive starts due to the condition.

Saturday’s test included rounding bases, something he has not done since being pulled from an Aug. 15 game against the Chicago Cubs."

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

livan has given up fewer hr this year than the hawk

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

nice knock, Skip

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck choosy moms

i choose skip

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

gotta just blast away at livan, cards should knock him out of the game

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

son of a gun

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

dang

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

sonofabitch

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

because a ground ball to the right side

moves him up and potentially scores him. . . except for that time

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 28, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

kennedy

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

way to hit it so that you get out the lead runner

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you are going to try to pull that pitch

better off bunting

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, if he struck out, they would've walked pujols

he didn’t want to take the bat out of pujols’ hands, obviously

by tomsteele on Aug 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not

more base-runners
more pitches
faster bullpen appearance
better odds of winning

just gotta get holly to stop counting his money long enough to bat

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a strike, albert

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Pujols does not agree with you, good sir.

Neither does Pitch f/x

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The Fox thing put it just outside.

I thought they were using the same data.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were some variations last game.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know

but gameday had it catching the corner

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too close to take, though

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

dugout's fishing for ejections

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish someone had a stat for the % of the time the Cardinals score a runner from 2nd with no outs

I’ve seen that happen so many times this year, I feel like we are definately towards the bottom of the league at getting those guys in. Sucks to waste a leadoff double

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

mother of god

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi, team

How bad is Lohse?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait what

Who went out of what baseline?

by mojowo11 on Aug 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

runner going to first

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even klohse kyle

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

“THAT’S FUCKING AWFUL”

Live TV folks.

by mojowo11 on Aug 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Lip reading

“Horse shit!” from that blonde haired dude that got ejected..missed name

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"not even close!"

“that’s fuckin’ awful!”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

<3 audio

“That’s fucking awful!”

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, umps

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Which ump threw out the first base coach? Joe West?

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

the Fat one is joe west

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

73 MPH warm up tosses

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

neck pouch

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ray Knight is making my ears bleed

Bob Carpenter isn’t helping really

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The Nats have had problems with Joe West this year (along with the white sox)

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Eckstein!

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

No doubt he ran in fair territory...

but the fact they called it is always controversial…

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

My feeling is

It’s really only worth calling if it might be affecting the play — like if the ball is tapped in front of the plate and the catcher needs to throw to first. In that case, running way inside the line is obstructing the defender from throwing to the base. But on a bunt down the third base line, that seems like a kind of silly call.

by mojowo11 on Aug 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

NVM, Rob Drake is the 1st base ump

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Um. OK.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Man this ump crew is very unpopular

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Aug 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

wicked pitch

K

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

KK-Lo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you bernadina

sit your ass down

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

how come this umpire gets the business, but Joe West and Angel Hernandez get out

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

shiiiiiiiit

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

floppy not tall enough, again

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

wish list: new 3B, new 2B

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez not tall enough. Skip not armed enough.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

choker!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

kfalkjdafiaohiaohafohfhioihofa

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and so on.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

VEB casts angst!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It's super effective!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

critical hit!

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Aug 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

raise your hand if you saw this one coming. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesterday

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, everybody,

it’s Kyle Lohse! Welcome to “Guaranteed Loss Night!”

Clearly it wasn’t the injury that was making him suck.

And even better news — he’s on the Cardinals through 2012 unless our fine, smart, savvy GM can get some other sucker team to take on his stupid contract.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants to stick a fork in Lohse?

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

tlr

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

dd

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

jmo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now the bad news - if Roto world is to be believed, Cards going to trot out Suppon just off the DL

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Suppan

or Lohse. Unfortunately, I’m betting the Ghost of Pitcher Rick Ankiel will send Jaime Garcia to the bench for a couple of starts, and we get Suppan AND Lohse.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

so much for the veb'ers going give-kyle-a-chance-give-kyle-a-chance

i know exactly what will hapen and so does the entire team
thank god yadi is sitting for this shit

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

and now the incessant whining commences

am i gonna have to log off

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Logging off VEB

when Lohse is pitching is like walking out of a bar in a Rust Belt city after they just closed the plant, saying “Too many whiners in here.”

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

It’s only cool to whine about people whining or complaining.

Have fun making a playlist on your iPad

by DiscoJer on Aug 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to clarify

That’s what the cool hipsters do here, along with not using the shift key…

by DiscoJer on Aug 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you stand up to type that

because you’re so butt hurt?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

but in all seriousness

personal attacks rock

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i’ll see you guys if the cards take the lead

i didn’t catch the memo that the world is ending. i’m gonna go watch baseball and be in a good mood

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you go ahead and do that...

People are gonna complain about poor performance. It happens in every professional sport, getting upset about it really doesn’t change anything. You aren’t their father so you aren’t going to scold some sense into them with a snarky comment. All it does is lead to personal attacks like these.

Wait what? I’m being rational? What is this…I don’t even.

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes pointing out excessive cynicism and pessimism

has helped tone down incessant carping here. So it sometimes does change things for the better.

Yeah, poor performance gets rightfully criticized here all the time, which is cool. But it’s the general wailing about the team and the season that gets old. You are right, however, it comes with the territory.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im talking about the extremely stubborn ones...

who will defend their position. I might be included in that, haha.

But the best thing to do is just ignore the negative stuff if you can.

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not real hard

until it’s the only thing that’s going on. then it’s no fun. so i left instead of whining about it. what’s the big deal?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman and Dunn

= far from little league

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like Pujols and Holliday

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Nats, not the pirates

Nats may suck but they’re no pirates

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

over .500

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

thought I heard them say they were over .500. must’ve been talking about something else.

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is the best starter at Memphis?

and are they ready?

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Dickson, but he's not on the 40 man roster

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can think of a few players that could leave the 40-man

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suppan Miles Stavinoha

ultimate trio of suck

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no way

that Trio of Grit™ is removed from the 40-man without extreme effort and hurt feelings.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

like removing a bad tooth

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

pass the novacaine

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickson has a ERA of 3.25 over 155 innings, only 10 Hrs allowed, 121 Ks, groundball pitcher with 1.58 GO/AO ratio

And the fact that he’s gotten better the last 2 years (was great in AA two years ago, even better this year at AAA)

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

now Hernandez will shutdown the Cards for 4 more innings

…..if Lohse goes back out there than I assume we are forfeiting the game to save the bullpen. And to think that ralley started with Hernandez at the plate

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hernandez is a good hitting pitcher

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Wainwright

tomorrow, “saving the bullpen” is no damn excuse for running Losing Pitch Lohse out there to make it completely out of hand.

… so does coming back from surgery in the same season qualify as GRIT? In which case, LaRussa probably adores Lohse.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

senor happy is sad

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

offense better wake the F up

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

blargh!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh GREAT

they are giving Suppan a start

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Instead of Garcia, right?

So … I thought we were in a pennant race. Hmm.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

pushing Garcia back a day to give garcia an extra day of rest

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so....

SUN: waino v. was
MON: westbrook v. hou
TUES: carp v. hou
WED: suppan v. hou
FRI: garcia v. CIN
SAT: waino v. CIN
SUN: westbrook v. CIN…….

why? that just means a start of Suppan instaed of Carp, Waino, Garcia, Westy…we could just skip the 5th spot. also that means garcia, waino westy vs Cincy instead of waino, westy, carp!

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO ONE QUESTIONS THE LOGIC OF LA RUSSA!!!!!

in Soviet Russa, baseball play you!

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Garcia is being skipped this round through the rotation

Waino, Westbrook and Carp are going against Cincy. Options are to use Jaime now and not later or use Suppan now and Jaime later. Rock and Hard place decision time.

by ubeddie on Aug 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

as per rotoworld sidebar

main page

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather give soup another start instead of Lohse

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse has a much better chance of doing well

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckingt A

this is fucking bullshit

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Aug 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards appear to be playing for an improved draft choice. Maybe pick up some kid from Stanford

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

waiting to see if reds defeat themselves

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

its the only

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

way

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shakes magic 8-ball

“Very doubtful.”

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

So this BP commercial reminded me: how are they not going out of business again?

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Aug 28, 2010 8:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Time to call Dickson up (at least a better AAA choice than walters/maclane/etc)

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickson

is Clayton Mortensen, but without as good of a fastball, but maybe more guts. Tall, skinny kid, practically white blond, and he can miss bats.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooooog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooog

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

good job boog

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

kennedy spaces out

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

hell yes!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

lohse powar

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd double for Lohse

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

woah

Kyle Lohse, left fielder

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

did he just pinch hit for himself

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow boooooog

well done kyle. if you can now go ahead and pitch better that would be great

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The wheels on the boog go round and round

round and round,
round and round,

the wheels on the boog go round and round,
all the way home

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

even running fast, boog doesn't look like he's running at all.

and yet… he’s not really gliding either. it’s like some kind of optical illusion.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

someone hit a single

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently Jim Riggleman is being nice to his former charges.

aka doing our job

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yay, tie game!

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bubbles just made up for it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he scored two

he’s far from even

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's working on it

ok, because it grosses me out so much (I was eating dinner, even)
any of y’all have a screenshot of his hideous scar?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no but i think i might have a real good shot of it in my own pictures

remind me to check

huge purple scar kinda bad ass though

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't like it

it’s not like “fish hook dragged across my leg” or “knife fight in alley”
it just looks like Frankenstein’s monster

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he got carved pretty good

i’ll look better when it fades
scars though – bad ass

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this game online? i looked & couldn't find it

i’m watching indy car racing & saw via twitter they had a big lead & he blew it

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did but bro uninstalled bc he thinks i dl'd a bunch of virus's

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna fuckin beat your ass

it’s no fuckin viruses, i’ve been using it for months so has the rest of the world that has a brain
install the damn program and watch the game with the link you can find here

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

where do i dl it at?

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

here

link

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopex's revenge!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

oooooh yeaaaaaaaah

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

walking Albert

boos raining down

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRST BASE OPEN!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am rooting for the damn cubs

the world is over

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

desperate times

desperate measures

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are rooting against the Reds.

Nothing more.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not for this...

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thinking, Nats. If Lohse and Floppy can hit effectively, probably best to avoid Albert

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

are you serious

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuh

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Floppy a triple threat

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

10e-3

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooh fuuuuuu

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Floppy just can't concentrate on the game.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i get they really hate him in natstown

but he’s gotta get the eff over it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course they hated him in natstown

except for this year with the cards he’s done well with every team he’s play for except the Nats

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Armchair diagnosis: ADD

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he's out there thinking

“they’re all looking at my neck tattoo… stop staring, you freaks… stop it…”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

get off this team, flopez

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he's mad.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

have felt that way for awhile now

feels like he’s not really trying

maybe he really is hurt, but since when does anyone trust the cardinals injury reports?

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLoppy: One step foward, two steps back

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ok

I think the Lopex experiment should be done unless he’s super cheap again next year and isn’t an everyday player

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

that's if Freese can stay healthy

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

not having a very good season

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's cuz floppy is a 2nd baseman only, he's not good at SS or 3B and proved that when he plays those positions his bat suffers

He was terriffic last year playing 2B only and hitting .300

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is kind of wearing down too from playing so much.

I thought once we got Feliz he would get a some days off but hes still playing everyday. and yes I’m sure playing a different position every day isn’t easy.

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

See tom s's post from earlier today

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

senor happy for sure

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you rather have miles starting?

Lopez was signed as a backup. Freeze went down, so now Lopez is starting. This is how it works.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i know hes def gonna start most of the days....I just thought once

we got Feliz it would allow Lopez to get a little rest for some of his nagging injures and we would put Feliz, Boog and Skip out there in the IF every few days. but he still is playing everyday

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

"lopez experiment?"

so now he is an experiment? he was a good bet to have a good year, we weren’t exactly going out on a limb… hard to expect what we got

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 29, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

bad wording.

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 29, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino and Jaime mix it up by hanging on the back of the stoop

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

heartboog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

If Jon Jay hits a homer when he gets back up, i think someone's gonna murder Floppy

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

lohse is under 100 pitches

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks better when there's a 3 as the first number of his Batting average

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

as described

Dunc said “We have a lot of arms. Boggs, Miller, Franklin, McClellan probably not available, but we have a lot of arms.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, lord here it comes

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm done with this game, later all

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by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

well, that was fun while it lasted.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup...

That is all.

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

who decided to keep going in on him?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, Tony you might want to chat with your pitcher . . .forget the umps

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog says something to TLR before he marches to the umps

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

one hopes it wasn't a fan, because that section was all Cards fans.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen,

grab your franklins and start your engines, it’s gonna be a long drive

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

they’re all like 8% alcohol too. i’m gonna be wrecked, and thank god after witnessing this

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Assuming since you're moving into a dorm

It’s probably dry and you’re probably under 21

If so, drink up before it becomes (more) illegal

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no problem

They allow bottled water, right?

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Aug 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

not that we actually follow that rule, but it does become “more illegal” like leefy said

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

call a cab!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hit that double that one time

that was nice

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

His VEB nickname is fun

and he’s from Chico and I went to Chico State. So there’s that. but otherwise, I wish he was pitching in Memphis.

Gritty Proven Veteran

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is Sterling Hitchcock when you need him?

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i got told to stop posting about him after his first start

20 people jumpd all over me for saying I didnt want him in the rotation

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You were mostly "jumped on" because you were ready to write him off after his first start off the DL.

You were right all along. Feel better now?

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

as i recall no on liked that stupid f'ing deal MO gave him bc we all knew it was a career year

and you never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever give a player a big deal after a career because it will always come back & bite you in the keyster

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like the contract either.

I was willing to cut the man some slack after his first fucking start off the DL, though. Some here weren’t.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse is getting killed with 2 outs

2 big innings all due to not being able to get the 3rd out!

Milt Thompson FTW!

by gossard56 on Aug 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Find one of those URLs that measure the national debt. . . . and double the numbers

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

in part

still not strong enough

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

it was 3-0 when I left. Can it never be easy for this team?

Just win

by The Duke on Aug 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

we employ kyle lohse, aaron miles, soup

we don’t like easy

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

Lohse is a pretty good pitcher; he just needs to settle down. Most of the hits have been dinkers…no?

by deweydell on Aug 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

From the Mike Maroth, Estaban Yan school of dinkers

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did WCBW come back?

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think other teams look at our lineup and go

it’s lohse, we’re good

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

happy takes some horrible swings

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OT shaq is funny

Via twitter THE_REAL_SHAQ
  
Dam I just saw tom brady. Dat dude is beautiful lol. I’m at das ufc n boston who u got

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

. . . and building his resume yet another inning

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pre DL, Pre Op

18.1 IP
14 ER
32

4 starts

Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Aug 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that include rehab or something?

I only see that he has 13.1 IP and 17 ER.. “only”

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse lost his H again....Lose

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I can never recall being SO disappointed over and over by a sports team in my life

everytime I just can’t take watching them anymore they do something good, then give me hope just to tear it back away…

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ever follow the Rams?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be worse. you could have been born a Cubs fan.

and we are only a game out of a playoff berth.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Lohse seriously give up 8 runs?

It was 5-5 when I left the bar, what happened?

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, but

He had him 1-2, then 3-2, and then through a fastball down the middle that Ozzie Smith could’ve belted lefty

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

dunn

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse, Floppy, etc.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray Knight looks like somebody filled him with helium.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

When Lohse came back,

Did Al make any ’it’s like trading for a 4th starter to help down the stretch without giving anything up’ type comments?

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

See Livan looks really good

Then I realize he can’t get anyone out and we’ve scored 5 runs off of him already.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Why

thank you

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Aug 28, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floppy odds . . .

DP – even money
Picked off at home not so sure

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't flop it up, Fucky.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

classic. ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

arroyo's out in chicago

cubs, please score moar runs

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

floppy needs to do to washington

what lego did to colorado

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

U IBB

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, guys I've had it. . . Think I'll go out and make a few Baht by voting a few times. . .

Pull it out for me, VEB

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

*goes to ESPN to check bosxcore, sees headline*
Triple bogey takes bite out of Tiger

/mails anthrax to ESPN editorial staff

I’d like to know what level of journalism they’re honestly aiming for….from what I can surmise, something between Twilight literature and what I shit out after I eat Alphabits cereal

by mattyp on Aug 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for shear awesomeness!

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Aug 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are just too many bad to averagish players on this team

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

absitively

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Injuries and mediocrity. Bad combo.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

staggering amount of injuries for sure

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

score more runs!

time to get outta the house

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i just turned the game on

how has schu been in the OF?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The Cubs swept the Nats this week

all I’m saying

Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Jay 9, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, Beltre 5, Molina 2, Ryan 6, Craig 4, pitcher

by gocards62 on Aug 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

so, makes sense

better than the nats and better than teams the nats are than

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

better than

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not happy with that happy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for this kid.

YouTube sensation.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok...so I get home after procuring tickets to Wednesday's day game in Houston

And I’m looking forward to seeing Garc…..WHY THE FUCK IS SUPPAN LISTED AS THE STARTER?

Damnit. I had to sit through his last start here. I have now burned a vacation day to watch Jeff Suppan get kicked around by the Astros.

by TBender on Aug 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

good lord

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

This team. . . .

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, wheels coming off

really not surprising
waiver or dfa
macky d
grit
feliz
winn
soup

and no one wanted floppy to boot

salsa, jaybird, and milkcarton; all memphis could do

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse-Hawksworth-MacDougal

Can we not do better than this?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

We could, but I think TLR is waving the white flag.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suggest dumb in his case

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

that bullshit was uncalled for

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're up 6 runs!

I should plow into a guy standing there when I could walk home and touch the plate.

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, look at shit...

That was uncalled for Nyjer Morgan, thats our only available catcher…

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Morgan

No throw to home plate, Anderson had stepped forward to unblock it, Morgan raised his arms and rammed into Anderson about shoulder high, far enough away from the plate that he didn’t even touch it.

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Neo ok?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's still back there,

but the Cards’ options beyond him are limited.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's fine

but that was a dirty unnecessary move

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, nothing that would cause injury

But blatantly unnecessary and (bad) ridiculous

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a good reason for a brawl if you ask me

i could already see carp stacking suitcases next to the dugout stairs

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wonder if that will have any consequences

but with our luck, he’ll get a slap on the wrist

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What pisses me off the most

Is that it’s not like we were leading or the game was tied….they were up by a substantial amount. I don’t want to hear his comment that “oh I thought it was going to be a close play, blah, blah, blah.”

Let’s say it would have been a play at the plate, I think it’s an unwritten rule that when up by that many runs, that late in the game, there’s no need for a collision. I expect Waino to dish out punishment accordingly.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't want him to get ejected over this shit

there’s a time for retaliation and it ain’t now

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here lies the problem

Because the Cardinals need to win every game they can, they can’t afford to retaliate, so it all goes for naught, which is BS.

Sure there’s next season, but by then what’s the point.

All I’m saying is that Waino show little control in Nyjer’s AB, and then throw one that hits him and blame it on his having trouble finding the plate in the whole AB, rather than a single pitch.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the world coming to?

i just turned the channel because i would actually rather watch the cubs/reds game than the slop that is the 2010 cardinals

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Mulder's 2006 ERA: 7.14

Kyle Lohse’s 2010 ERA: 7.12

Reliving the nightmare.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe they could actually release him as a way to show albert that they are serious about winning

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was joking

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i must have my blue font too dark

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do you want done to him?

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I haven't seen the wheels fall off faster than that 2006 team

Maybe theyll….oh holy shit we got an out!……win a WS, too. Nah! I don’t see it.

by illcowboy on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

who cares

not like we’re coming back to score 8 in the 9th
we’re not the fuckin rockies

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ 6

thats about right…

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean 8.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

(the cards have, of late, had a penchant for having a 9th inning almost-rally, but coming up short)

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I always forget that MF

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you lose by 10 to the nationals it counts as two in the L column

This statement is unproven.

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Aug 28, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate that phrase with a fiery passion as hot as a thousand suns

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

...because i am here to please you

did you install stream torrent?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you were here to please me you wouldn't be,,,,, i better not finish that thought

anyway, no, i’m looking at it right now

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm looking!

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm getting a "waring this will harm your computer" prompt

is everyone sure this is safe?

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

geez man, install the damn thing

it’s safe

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the hell it is, i got the 404 blue screen of death

anti virus stuff went off when i got i to reboot & they said they got rid of whatever it was but i’m not sure because the laptop is running really f’ing slow

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, i don't know what the hell you're doing wrong

how old is that computer and
what antivirus do you have?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 29, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've been running the thing on thrww different computers

for the entire season
never any issues

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 29, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's an 06 dell inspirion

bro’s got spybot, ad-were, avg, malwerebytes & something called microsoft security essentials. avg & the microsoft are the ones that freaked out. he was pissed too bc he still can’t get whatever virus he said i got on the desktop from FF & Java off of it

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 29, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

just thinking how jmo will clean this mess up next year

if we cut lud to get $ for apu
how will we have any money to fix all the other problems suffered this year
 don’t see how you can factor tastee into the p;an as a starter
scrappy doo in under contract
floppy was very cheap
yikes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

at the game

Macdougal is dismal. Just staying to watch Pujols.

Red Means Go.

by bigwilley18 on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

MacDougal, DFA there is ABSOLUTELY no reason for him to pitch anymore this season for the cards

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

makes you wonder how bad pinto was

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there never has been. i have no idea why he's been on the team.

He has stumbled from disaster to disaster.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

neo out to talk to mcd

“end this fuckin inning, my legs are hurting”

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi glad to be an observer tonight

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shit

i feld bad for larue having to catch soup and lohse and peej etc
but i’d rather yadi sit those out

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should have have taken out McDougal

When the Cards were down 4? with 3 outs to go when the bullpen is exhausted? Or give them a rest for the next few games.

I know conceding a game this late 4 games back sucks, but

by leefyg on Aug 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, tlr knew what was going to happen

and he just let it happen

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals won too!

…just not today.

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Aug 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did McDougal even come from...

it was like La Russa surreptitiously snuck him onto the roster while no one was looking.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaand I just had a frightening realization

I think I now realize what it feels like to be a Cubs fan. Sure, they’ve had 100+ years of this, but in any given year, this is probably what it feels like to be a Cubs fan, because we’re watching a team in full on Cubs mode

by mattyp on Aug 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

no

not even close

cubs fans treat wrigly like a bar

it’s not baseball; it’s an excuse to drink

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhhh

Cardinals baseball lately is, necessarily, just a reason to drink

by mattyp on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, you must be really delusional and believe you're still relevant when you're not

so not anything close to being a cubs fan

pirates fan, maybe. astros, maybe. cubs, no

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, no.

There have been plenty of bad seasons of Cardinals baseball. This doesn’t really come close.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct.

Sit through ’91-95, when the ownership DGAF, and get back to me.

That said, this team shouldn’t be acting like them on a part-time basis.

by TBender on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still say 2003 was worse

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's no actual promise of contending over there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salsa, you stay.

MacDig-a-hole, you can go.

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got in.

This team is just not fun to watch lately. How do we keep losing to these shitty teams? How?!?!!

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

they are actually better?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

On paper?

Absolutely. We’re a pretty fucking good team on paper.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

on paper

i’m not so sure we are better
40% of the time

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

lohse

mcdougal
miles
winn
soup
tlr
mo

need more reasons?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS

what the hell happened? the nats scored 14 f’in runs? holy shit, our bullpen fucking sucks

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This team

makes me want to throw things in anger, to put it nicely

Winners train. Losers complain.

by Redbirds_n_Horns on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it just makes me want to fuck shit up

to put it nicely

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

kill kill kill?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Change of alignment

Wow, the way this group is playing, we better forget about the Reds and start worrying about the Brewers and Astriods.

by deweydell on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

playoffs?

this team can say goodbye

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLAYOFFS?!?!

Don’t talk about… PLAYOFFS?!?!?!

Winners train. Losers complain.

by Redbirds_n_Horns on Aug 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, Giants are getting killed again tonight

And the Phillies play the Padres next. We still have a great shot at the wild card.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

True,

We just have no shot at the division unless a whole lotta shit goes right for the next month.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 games back ain't much

Especially because we are still a better team than the Reds.

A while ago I did a study of how well preseason projections and current team performance stack up to predict future winning percentage:

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/7/16/931675/btb-playoff-odds-july-16th

The Cardinals are on pace for 88 third order wins, while the Reds are on pace for 86 third order wins.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/statistics/standings.php

PECOTA had the Cardinals as a 89 win team and the Reds as an 82 win team. Per my article above, at 125 games through the season you would weigh preseason projections and current performance about evenly, so the Cardinals should play at an 88.5 win pace and the Reds should play at an 84 win pace.

The Cardinals currently have 69 wins with 35 games to go. So they should win about 19 games going forward and finish with 88 wins.

The Reds currently have 74 wins with 33 to go, so they should win about 17 games going forward and finish with 91 wins.

3 wins isn’t a lot to make up just due to luck, so we could still easily get in the division, especially if we sweep the Reds.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a tall order don't you think?

they just seem dead right now

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

The Cardinals are still an excellent team on paper even with the injuries. I don’t place much weight into a few shitty losses (outside of the fact that they were shitty losses and lower the Cardinals projection going forward).

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt mean the season so much as i meant the reds...

but i hope that you are right man cause its hard to believe at this point

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm curious, why do you think the Reds are so good?

They’ve only got a 92 win Pythag pace, which is good, but not as good as their current record. They have received excellent contributions from such mediocre players as Miguel Cairo, Paul Janish, Ryan Hannigan and Laynce Nix. Scott Rolen is over performing, Joey Votto is overperforming. Bronson Arroyo somehow has a sub 4 ERA. Their offense has the second highest BABIP in the majors, their pitching has the 7th lowest.

This team was projected to win between 80 and 85 games for a reason. It’s not even like their young players are all breaking out. Drew Stubbs is hitting like shit. Jay Bruce has been a slightly above average hitter, Mike Leake as been decidely average after a hot start. The only reason the Reds are in first place is because Scott Rolen has hit like it’s 2004, Joey Votto has hit like he’s Albert Pujosl and they have gotten excellent contributions from pieces of crap like Cairo and Nix and Gomes and Arroyo.

The Reds are not a great team, the Cardinals are better and a four game deficit in August (with equal Pythag records) is not nearly enough to convince me otherwise.

Of course because the Reds have lucked out enough to somehow be up 4 games this late in the season, they might actually win the season, but I am by no means afraid of them as a team.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been saying all along

I hope for us to win the division/wild card and the Reds the other.

I’d like to face them in the NLCS and crush their hopes like Yadi crushed the Mets in ’06

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't saying that the reds are that great

im talking more about the cardinals right now. I just hope that they can take care of business when the reds come to town, but everytime i think that this team is going to go on a roll, they let me down

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I’m just trying not to let my emotions get in the way of how I feel about the team going forward. When Colby returns, a lineup of:

Lopez/Skip
Jay
Pujols
Holliday
Rasmus
Yadier
Feliz
Pitcher
Ryan

Is amazing defensively (every position besides 2B is above average, including several gold glove quality players), and very solid offensively (even with the clusterfuck of Feliz and Boog at the back). A 1,2,3,4 of Wainwright, Carpenter, Jaime and Westbrook is arguably the best in baseball (and Lohse really isn’t a bad 5th starter), and although the bullpen has looked like crap at times, statistically, they’ve been very solid this year.

Again, this team has a 95 Pythag win place. Just because they have had some failed comebacks and terrible 1 run losses doesn’t mean they are actually a bad team. With a little luck this team would be leading the division.

  

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem with this lineup

Is that it makes sense, and TLR will have none of that.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aah speak of the Devil

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2010/8/28/1656343/btb-power-rankings-week-21#comments

Read the whole article, there’s a discussion of the Reds ranking. And the piece was done by a prominent Reds blogger.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Using cW%s

Which is component winning percentage adjusted by strength of schedule, the Cardinals have played like a 90 win team while the Reds have played like an 85 win team.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know it might not be the most polite or appropriate thing

but if you ever wanted to do a post about how the reds/giants/phillies aren’t all that great it could be therapeutic to a distraught fan base

i’d read it =P

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 29, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

being good on paper doesn't win you shit

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

exhibit A. Seattle

i totally do believe good teams on paper win more, i mean come on, it’s been proven for years. you can’t argue that.

sometimes tho the breaks don’t go your way, injuries happen, guys don’t get along, etc, etc, etc, & you end up with a lost season.

the Cardinals have been a very inconsistent & mediocre team since last September. there are many factors leading to this which explains why most fans are fed up & angry about their inability to be a juggernaut who destroys all who dare play them. for most fans seeing their pythg number is close to their actually win-loss numbers just makes them more angry. i don’t know what it will take to convince them a team with Albert, Lego, Yadda, Carp Wagonmaker & Garcia isn’t really a juggernaut.

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're all over the place here

Seattle was projected to be about an 80 win team before the season. That was before everyone fell off of a cliff. If you re-projected them now, they would be significantly worse than an 80 win team. This is a different situation than the Cardinals, who were projected to win about 95 games, and have played nearly as well.

The Cardinals have NOT had a very mediocre team this year. Nothing in the data supports that. They are on pace for 88 wins, that’s very solid. And they have been getting unlucky all year. If they simply had a normal distribution of runs (and “beating your Pythag” is something that a team has almost zero control over), they’d be on pace for 95 wins! I refuse to call this team mediocre just because they have gotten unlucky in their run distribution (among other things).

Going forward, this team projects to be one of the best in the NL and far better than the Reds.

Don’t worry. If everything breaks as it should the Cardinals should be able to sneak into the playoffs and they will be heavy favorites in the NL with a 1-2-3 of Waino, Carp and Garcia. The rest is up to luck.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 29, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta say vep,

I wish I had your faith in the numbers. I will be very happy to eat my words if they beat the Reds. And I think they have a very plausible shot at the WC, but I really don’t see them beating the Reds, UNLESS the Reds fall off the cliff they’ve clinging to all season. When you lose so spectacularly to the craptastic teams that we should be pummeling, and on such a consistent basis, that doesn’t fill me with great confidence that they are capable of pulling it off. Regardless of what the numbers tell us should happen.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 29, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I can see where you are coming from, but I just don’t think some tough losses against Shitsburg and Washington are very predctive or indicative of some larger problem. Baseball is just too random.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 29, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't see how that's not a clue that there is a larger problem

with this team. they keep losing to horrible teams, and i don’t think you’ll find the answer to why in any stat. and that is a big problem..

to answer your other questions, everyone picked Seattle to win the west. i can’t argue their projections because i didn’t look at them. i can only tell you what i’ve seen & heard.

and that’s what i was talking about with the Cards too. it doesn’t matter what their numbers & projections say, they are under performing & they are mediocre. especially when they play teams they should beat. i know it was all over the place but i think you are fooling yourself if you look at their pythag & other projections & stats & honestly believe the Cards will make the playoffs. i don’t want to get into a fight about stats vs gut thinking & the like, but sometimes you have to almost throw all the projections & numbers out the window when a team like the Cards isn’t having the season most people believe they should be having.

and since the second half of last season they are 111-86 (not including the LDS sweep) & ya that’s 25 games over .500 but they were 13-13 last Sept, and this season in May 15-14, 13-13 in June, 15-11 in July & only 11-11 so far this month. if not for their 20-6 Aug of 09 & 15-8 April of this year, they’d be in a lot worse shape. another disturbing win/loss total is they are 28-34 on the road this year. that’s horrible. they’re almost 20 games over .500 at home yet they can’t even play .500 on the road. that’s not a record of a championship contending club.

and i say again, they only reason they are in the running is because of 3 starters & 2 everyday players. i’m sorry, but you can’t win anything if you only have 5 guys on your team producing wins.

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 29, 2010 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

...
with this team. they keep losing to horrible teams, and i don’t think you’ll find the answer to why in any stat. and that is a big problem..

That also means they are winning more than expected against good teams because overall they have a pretty good record. We’re 10-5 against the Reds, does that indicate some sort of problem? (I personally don’t care who we beat and who we lose to, it’s all SSS anyway and meaningless going forward).

to answer your other questions, everyone picked Seattle to win the west. i can’t argue their projections because i didn’t look at them. i can only tell you what i’ve seen & heard.

The only people who projected to win the west are the idiotic ESPN talking heads. Don’t associate me with them. The statistical projections had the Mariners at around 81 wins and in second place.

http://www.rlyw.net/index.php/RLYW/comments/the_2010_diamond_mind_projection_blowout_-_american_league_edition

The rest of your argument is just plain BS, sorry. If you take out a teams best two months and they are average, thats’ pretty good. “Throwing out the numbers?” Is that what you are doing when you’re talking about their place in the standings? Because there win total is a number, just like anything else, and it so happens to be one of the most fickle and random numbers out there.

I’m content using the teams component stats in conjunction with their preseason expectations. I’m being unbiased and only looking at what I can prove and demonstrate.

I have no idea what you are basing your evaluation of this team on.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 29, 2010 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

So let's see

Lohse with 8 runs and MacDougal with 6. Things that do not surprise me.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The best pitcher we've sent out tonight...

appeared for 0.1 innings when we were down by 9 with one inning to play.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take

Things even Miss Cleo saw coming for 400, Alex.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great effort guys...

eh………..

Winners train. Losers complain.

by Redbirds_n_Horns on Aug 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Another fabulous

Kyle impLOHSEion night

Winners train. Losers complain.

by Redbirds_n_Horns on Aug 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pitch he grooved to Dunn was just a killer.

Why the fuck he didn’t just try pitching him off the plate, I’ll never understand.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 28, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking UIBB.

He should’ve had enough command to keep it off the plate on purpose and pitch to the next guy. Even with the bases loaded it would’ve been better than coming close to grooving one to Dunn.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 28, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

L O (H) S E R

Ugh, Waino, please do something about this tomorrow.

You too, Colby-wan. Bring the force back with you.

'Hold my stones!'
----Always smooth----

by Heisenberg on Aug 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

so if we had a VEB softball team...

how would we do? I think we would have to watch out for the Reds Reporter guys trying to fight instead of playing… the bleedcubbieblue guys would be too worried about the loss column and how many games in hand they have… the pirates blog guys would forfeit every game…

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

no facial hair for me

but i will sign up to be a cheerleader

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

brewcrewball would try to imitate whatever bleedcubbieblue did, and do it badly.

there aren’t enough people left at crawfish boxes or whatever the pirates one is to field a team.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

we would stop three times before getting to first base to banter wittily with the dugout.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this, truly.

we would be plunked for our gifs, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone would totally try & take my head off

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a feeling

you wouldn’t start anything, but you’d end up pinned against the backstop anyway

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

my F bombs wouldn't be taken too kindly either

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

every time we've lost lately

i’ve refused to watch the postgame interviews (except carp’s)
i’m not doing this shit to myself now either
what else is on tv?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

so what are we going to do with Lohse though? bullpen? DL?

if hes not hurt he has to be on the roster…..he has gotten killed his second time through the lineup everytime….maybe he would be OK in the bullpen. Does anyone have any thoughts?

by mick311 on Aug 28, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

10 mil to the bullpen?

what are we, the cubs?
we’ll just lose all of his games and pay him what he signed him for

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we suck.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

why was McDougal pitchin? and for so long...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Because

He had just had a 2 foot long sub, and decided

“Man, that will go straight to my ass, and we can’t have that, I must pitch longer.”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

?????

Had a sub that would go straight to his butT? What does that mean? I’m conflicted.

by deweydell on Aug 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy is really skinny

get it?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty clear

As d-dee said, he’s scary skinny, thus when he actually did eat, he figured it would add a couple of lbs and that was unacceptable.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 28, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony is pissed

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he should be pissed at himself, half of this shit is all his fault

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably is

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, WTF is up with Morgan?

just saw that reply on FSN, did he get thrown at or something?

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he's brandon phillips'

little bitch?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 28, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't be

we’d have hit 3 grand slams already and swept the first three games

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i loved Anderson's comment about him

“it’s going to take a lot bigger man than him to knock me down”

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hates catchers...

they always remind him how bad he is at the thing he’s supposed to be good at:

http://bbref.com/pi/shareit/b22k9

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 28, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony's interviews were already bad enough

But I think they’re getting downright embarrassing now. Someone with the network could consider reining him in. As I understand it, he is under CONTRACT to talk to the media.

I’m sufficiently dejected about the team that I felt less bad about the loss than I did for MacDougal. Whether or not he should be out there, he was. And I’m sure this was his dream, he made it, and now this. I think – in some ways – being a career minor leaguer might be better than making it and getting relegated to mop-up (a vote of no confidence on even upside). It’s gotta be horrible to plateau at 2 outs and embarrass yourself out there when getting pulled is truly a last resort. I’m sure he was trying, and I’d gladly buy him a beer.

by astrostl on Aug 28, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

and a four-course meal.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, one of those “breakfast beers” might be a good call.

by astrostl on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs a nice, Italian momma.

No one in the UK knows how to cook.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't say that pitching for the cardinals was him finally realizing his dream

the dude has been around for a few years now and he was already dfa’d this year

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 28, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure. I meant pitching in the majors, and then it coming to this. For whatever reason, I couldn’t help but see a little leaguer with his baseball life in front of him standing out there on the mound tonight.

by astrostl on Aug 28, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's the case

MacDougal’s been around a while and has pretty much been a league average reliever. He’s spent time as a closer, gotten 20 saves at least 3 times, and as long as he still throws 95 with great movement teams are gonna keep giving him a shot.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but to paraphrase DanUp-

There are reasons several teams have tried to fix him.

Unfortunately, it looks like there are reasons several teams have tried to fix him.

I was worth a shot to see if Duncan had the right pixie dust. Doesn’t look good, though.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 28, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Suppan and PJ Walters

Are great examples of why supposed location/pitch to contact/no velocity guys are overrated…..

by ICbirdfan on Aug 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many ML teams have picked up PJ Walters?

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Aug 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Announcers

are just classic for touting pitching to contact like pitchers have the ability to make batters hit the ball at infielders. Al is classic for this.

The best thing about velocity is at least you have something to build off…..

by ICbirdfan on Aug 28, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the columbia shuttle one is horrible

but the other stuff was funny

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is the Columbia one worse than the Titanic or Lincoln?

It just happened in our lifetime is all.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 29, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's in poor taste

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made

by gdm426 on Aug 29, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like John Hancock's avatar.

You're Walgreen's sunglasses, Aaron Miles, you son of a bitch.

by The Continental on Aug 29, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

so, i think lohse needs to go to the bullpen

i’m ready to give his starts to soup until he gets right. gotta keep him on the roster because if he gets right, he’s basically the kind of player we traded ludwick for. but, shit. dude’s not ready

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

i was hoping it was going to be some sort of trajectory

first out he went 3 and then crumbled, next outing he went 5 before imploding. i was hoping this was going to be the start where he put it together. he didn’t

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't get to watch it too closely,

but yes, i think so. his stuff looked pretty good, but he just kept leaving it up over the middle of the plate and they kept mashing it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok thanks. that gives me a tiny slivver of hope

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

there was some good things to take away from his performance

he made some really good, nasty pitches a few times. this just isn’t the time to try to get lohse right by putting him in the rotation

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by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was using the curve more too, after almost abandoning it in the last couple of starts.

A few of them looked pretty nice.

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by The Continental on Aug 29, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which is pretty much what was happening in his rehab starts.

Even the AA / AAA guys were teeing off on the stuff he we leaving over the middle of the plate.

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by The Continental on Aug 29, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't that bad from what I watched

His two-seamer was really moving and he seemed to have pretty good command of it. I thought his offspeed stuff was terrible though – wasn’t fooling the hitters at all.

2 strikeouts, 0 walks isn’t terrible. And he only gave up the one dinger to Dunn, which isn’t that rare. It seemed like the Nationals just did a really good job of fouling off tough pitches and capitalizing on his mistakes.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 29, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm i'm just not sure what they should do with him

i’m to the point where so many things seem wrong this year that I almost want them to just put him in the pen to get some work but essential focus on getting some value out of him in the coming years since we’re stuck with him

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

i gotta wonder if he's 100% or if he's just not in shape

like you said, he’s good for a few innings then it all goes horribly wrong

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by gdm426 on Aug 29, 2010 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just bought dragon age: origins

is this win?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

I enjoyed it but i don't think it's bioware's best

the sequel looks terrific (so far). Don’t get me wrong, I had fun with the game and right now sinking yourself into a very long game is a great idea haha

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

what is bioware's best?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

well they’re my favorite developer so that’s a tough one. I’d have to say Knights of the Old Republic (going old school) or Mass Effect 2

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

but if you really want the classic fantasy setting

then Dragon Age is the best game out imo

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's definitely my kind of game

i’ve just been waiting for the price to drop because i’m a tight ass and not that much of a gamer. i will buy portal 2 and fallout: new vegas when those come out, though. that’s probably also when i’ll finally drop the money on a discrete video card

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by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah PC, should've asked

Reviewers are damn near all the good websites said Dragon Age was better on PC than console. I played ps3 so you’ll probably enjoy it even more playing PC

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

* Reviewers on....

jeeez. it’s time for bed

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have a PS3

but, yeah, i’ve read that PC is the best experience. it was either this or red dead redemption for PS3, but this was cheaper and available (kind of) instantly from steam

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by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Red Dead was fantastic

but yeah if budget is an issue then Dragon Age for PC on the cheap is a great value, especially when you factor in hours played/$ spent

have fun, let me know what you think after you’ve had some more time with it. i’m off

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by kalmavet on Aug 29, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not better than duck hunt...maybe...but still no duck hunt...

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by Red Blazer on Aug 29, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

the fun part is

you know when motte is back, macdougal will stay and salas will be optioned to memphis.

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by prophetjohn on Aug 29, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

....
:(

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like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 29, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

You got an odd sense of fun, pj.

Not sayin you’re not right.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 29, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

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