Game 125 Overflow Thread
Score a damn run already, you buttheads.
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Can we give them Miles?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Dude
we may need him to blow the game for us once Tony decides he’d rather lose than use another pitcher.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
speaking of which
which SP’s side day is it today
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that why he didn't pinch hit earlier?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Probably Lohse's,
who’s already played.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this is kinda like ground hog day
awful things keep happening, but just when it should be over, something unexpected happens and we start all over again.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
this game is a perfect metaphor for the season
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
it seems every game is a metaphor for the season
we’re surrounding by terrible fucking poetry
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
surrounded*
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
a rec for you sir
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i can see it
miles walking fast like a dog, talking his butt off about how great is day was and how much he loves tony….
with tony larussa walking him around just grinning his ass off
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
picking up his poop in a little bag
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony grinning?
Wouldn’t that stop the rotation of the Earth?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
he grinned once when ankiel hit his first MLB homer as a position player
but if anyone’s gonna make him grin, its aaron fucking miles
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaaand now it's green.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
bandwaggoner. lol
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
wat
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
My god.
They’ve broken him.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it seems like he's always on base late in games too
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
ive been thinking about something
as much as VEB totally despises the though of miles on the team… I am starting to appreciate his being on the roster if only for the hilarity that has ensued on here from the first day forward
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
o what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he's been worth almost a half-win
far more than I expected.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know why
but i cannot stop laughing at this…
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Miles, steal third and then home
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
he will end up pitching, just wait
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
PLEASE WALK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Would be a good AB for Jay to get his mojo back.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
WTF Ump
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Mlb.tv just showed the strike zone.
It was over.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
IBB AP
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
0-7
Ouch, Unanimous Decision – bad game for Jonathan Jay.
Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.
concurrent dissent
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
its more than a feeling
when i see pujols walk awaaaaaay
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
welp, if we REALLY wanted to boost Albert's OBP
we could just bat the pitcher behind him all the time
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
dear nationals,
grow some balls dickfaces.
regards,
iheartboog
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Worst porno name ever.
Balls Dickfaces.
Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.
one of the lesser-known Dick Tracy villains
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
man on 2nd
no outs
no score
unless a pinch hitting pitcher gets a hit
wtf
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
If Waino comes through here, does he stay in the game to pitch?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
He definitely should not...
plus we have MacDougal and Hawksworth to finish it out. What could go wrong?
Fire La Russa!
EXACTLY
why not, it will be fine. he’s under 30 he can handle it
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
this is pathetic
this game is fucked
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
ok who is left to pitch
Is it Miles time yet?
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
or maybe boog. He wants to pitch
He could pitch and play shortstop
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
oh yeah, he's been promised, huh?
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
speaking of shelled
look who’s coming in.
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i posted this before
does boog get the start tomorrow?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
The all-time record for IBBs in a game is 5 by Andre Dawson...
if this game goes another 4-5 innings, Pujols will tie that.
Fire La Russa!
Shitsworth shit start. ..
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
good thinkin Hawk
hit em before they can hit you
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
That's the worst...
when a team fights for 14 innings and some dumbass terrible pitcher comes in a blows it in a heartbeat.
Fire La Russa!
why do the nationals still have all their starters in
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
their manager is relatively new and he hasn't learned all the nuances of the double switch
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
non-genius managing
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hasnt the all-star game taught you anything?
play the inferior players at the end!
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
Dunn's been out since like the 7th
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
their second best player got switched out
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
to be fair, it was for defensive purposes
and they were leading by two…
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn's out.....
they’ve used everyone though.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
and they're making me hear that fucking Kings of Leon song
WHY MUST YOU ADD INSULT TO INJURY, NATIONALS
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
fuck it
I’m out…. This is by the most frustrating sports team I’ve ever watched. Tony thanks for everything, but just retire and spend some time with your wife.
ready to go home
content with a 4 hit night
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
ryan zimmerman is a mustard cock
yeah i said it. .. sue me
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i don't want to think about it though
“don’t picture anything on VEB…” you’re making it hard….
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
yeah but seriously having mustard..down there…is gross
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
why would anyone do that?
that is digusting
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Feast or Famine from Hawksworth here.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
nice frame job
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
I love these Nat's announcers
This is the first time that opposing teams announcers haven’t bitched when a ball like an inch off the plate was called a strike.
well okay
we might FINALLY lose this one
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
hey Randy Winn
MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT PLAY SO FUCKING DEEP IN RIGHT FIELD FOR CHRISTS FUCKING SAKE IF YOU BLOW ANOTHER GAME BY DOING THIS I AM GOING TO BE SO PISSED OFF
Fire TLR
can this game
season be over already
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
by punchinjudy on Aug 26, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
can anyone think of a charity that needs ~$100
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
yes!
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Damnit, gnome.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Unbelievable...but totally predictable.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm sure that's exactly what Tony said to Hawksworth.
“We’re all tired. Just throw it right down the middle.”
oooops
so do we still having a growing appreciation for miles?
please tell me we didn’t lose this game + our only 2 effective power hitters for the next few games
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
No way Miles throws him out
Even if he fields it cleanly.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah it was probably game over even if he fields it cleanly
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
If so this roster will have big problems with Round Rock this weekend
And then it gets even tougher against New Orleans
by PeterStork670 on Aug 26, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you imagine what this is going to be like when the Cardinals are dying because they haven't had a day off.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
This is ALL Because of Floppy. Period.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
since tues every game is its own unique form of torture
to say nothing of other torturous stretches
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
i just said "fuck everybody, i hate all teh people in the world"
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Blame Hawksworth
For hitting Morgan. Not Miles.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, we SHOULD have hit Miles.
Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.
Also not sure why you don't
go ahead and walk the bases loaded there.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh good, Tony TV should be very interesting tonight.
I hope someone asks him about starting Lopez at short.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
against carp's wishes
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
that is the big question but none of the spineless reporters will challenge him
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
Floppy is to blame.... maybe he is just pissed that Happy is replacing him.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
The worst thing is the cards can't do anything with Hawksworth cuz he's out of options (although at this point i'd put him on waivers in teh offseason, he's worse than Brad Thompson)
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
ummmm...
Score a damn run already, you buttheads.
this wasn’t specific enough…. although i did want someone to score already
What a rediculous team...
I can’t wait for this season to be over and start anew in 2011.
Fire La Russa!
You are wrong Jim Hayes. This is is This is your 2010 Cardinals. It ain't getting any better
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
I really don't fucking get how you stack
a 4.9 WAR Lopez, Ludwick, Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus, Freese, and Molina in a lineup and have a rotation of Carp, Waino, Penny, Garcia, and a healthy Lohse and get a such a piss poor disgrace of a team. Ugh. Jesus tap-dancing christ, what happened to that team:(
I hope Tony is gone after this year, but looking at that lineup, it's absolutely
not all his fault. Serious underperformance by Lopez, as well as Schumaker, Boog, and Yadi at the plate, and even the Mang for a lot of the year. Freese was very ineffective leading up to his injury as well, and Rasmus has been ineffective since the break. Season ending injuries to Freese and Penny. Debilitating injuries to Lohse and Rasmus. Ludwick traded by Mo (although I’m sure Tony had a role in that.) Baserunning blunders aplenty, including crucial ones caused by our third base coach. A bullpen that explodes at the most inopportune times…So many things can go wrong for a team in a baseball season, and a lot of them have for the Cardinals in 2010.
Well injuries are a lot of that
and though I’d be surprised if Pujols and Holliday weren’t playing tomorrow, I also think it’s safe to assume that these injuries aren’t going to improve their perfomances
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 27, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
It's a top-heavy team...
Without Rasmus, Freese, Ludwick, Penny, Lohse, and Motte, the middle of the team is kind of gutted. Who else is decent at what they do? Molina, but he’s having a brutal year at the plate. Lopez and Ryan are having down years. Boggs, K-Mac, and Franklin have been good. Garcia is the only guy outside of the big four that is upright and functioning at a high level right now.
Fire La Russa!
so if we need a LFer after this mess, do we....
you know…do we?
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
if ur asking about manny i think the sox are getting him
personally i would put tlr out there as punishment
and if the season really gets ugly..lets get bigmac out there
by guillermozeliak on Aug 27, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
yeah i'm referring to Manny
WSox are very interested, but NL teams still have first dibs til tomorrow, I think. I’m not sure I want Manny, I just wonder if the Cards will show interest if Holliday is hurt
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
Tony TV
Lopez had a problem with his arm?? I couldn’t hear the questions. It’s just baseball. I heard him say that.
Who’s an option? oh Anderson. He didn’t want to bat him against a lefty. that’s why Lohse batted
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
Lohse over Anderson with the game on the line
rofl
Fire La Russa!
by guayzimi on Aug 27, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not even the best hitting right-handed hitting pitcher available
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
not even the best hitting right handed pitcher who eventually pinch hit in the game
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 27, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll have whatever you two are having.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 27, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Wataminute
Was the infield playing in on the last play? It sure looks that way from the MLB.com replay.
Why in the holy fuck would the infield be in with a runner on first base and 1 out?
was wondering the same thing
looked like they might have turned a double play there
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 27, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Web Gems doesn't even have Boog's play
I fucking hate ESPN. At least i remembered why I haven’t watched it in about a year.
shame
I thought for sure, especially given the situation, it would be the top play.
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 27, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
observations:
Number 400 made Tony a little gassy. FSN showed him belching as a reaction shot to Albert’s hr at least 3 times.
Given that Lopez isn’t hitting, is apparently hurt, and is a vastly inferior defensive shortstop…oh I’ve gotta stop typing Tony LaRussa is yelling at me.
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 27, 2010 2:21 AM EDT reply actions
see cause he yells at reporters
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 27, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
whenever they might say something that could, however remotely,
be construed as uncomplimentary regarding a TLR-brand decision.
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 27, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I get that he wants to win and that it eats him up
but Tony rarely flatters himself with his post-game interviews.
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 27, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybody
Thursday night shenanigans!
Also, I had my Film Symposium tonight. Which I was drunk for. We saw “Easy A” which comes out September 17th. Pretty good, not great, but the writer came and talked to us and he was very cool.
Bed time now
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'




















