Game 125 Open Thread: Cardinals at Nationals
St. Louis Cardinals at Washington Nationals, Aug 26, 2010 7:05 PM EDT
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| Carpenter | Zimmermann |
| 14-4, 2.88 | 0-0, 0.00 |
Jordan Zimmermann—
not an itinerant
hurler from the shrubbery
but a prospect in recovery.
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Zimmermann looks like a grumpy gus (very handsome fellow though...)
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
Nah, just a running VEB joke that's mostly fallen by the wayside
where it’s considered good luck to say how handsome the opposing pitcher is. Even Aaron Harang.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
cool, it's my hard work on the front page
check out Spooky!Reporter
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
primer

1 N 2 N’s
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
1N tends to have an actual expression on his face
votto sometimes blanks out
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
chirs carpenter--
a sharp venter
with no boog to his side
will he find others to chide?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lopez at short again?
Did Boog rape one of Tony’s cat?
by YepYouGuessedIt...CardinalRed on Aug 26, 2010 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
these slomo montages are strange
it’s like they’re trying to sell that we’re badass.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Isn't that the type of stuff that sells itself?
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
hence… I mean, why even start this staple, this late in the season
nobody but Cards fans watching by now
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
And we're already aroused, so it's not necessary to provide an arousing montage.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
towels!
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
So a walk is a good way to start a game!
Way to lay off this guy’s stuff (lopez)…and then ground into a DP (jay)
what is a good stat that represents the type of at bat taken?
what i mean is… if i was trying to find something to show better at bats taken vs. worse at bats. would it be something along the lines of pitches seen per plate appearance?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
one that matters for sure
but not whole thng
i was wondering about OBP with men on base
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Colby would've
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in the game yesterday i remember him running out of the box on a foul ball
and the catcher on his knees was almost as tall as miles
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
are people avoiding the gamethread tonight?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
can we just trade stavinoah and suppan to the mariners for ichiro already?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
damn.
deep power alleys.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
i thought that was gone for sure
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Matty impressed by the Bryce kid
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
You know he charges a royalty for that, right?
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah. i've already got a tab going so why not add to it
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
2-0 cards.
wait…
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
can someone sum up the first inning for me
missed it (in class right now, fml)
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
Floppy takes 4 straight for a walk.
Chief GIDP.
Albert grounds out to short.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN SKIPPY!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
a little funny that Yadi could have been tagged.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Damning with faint praise if I ever heard it
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
don't you talk like that where Mama Molina can hear you
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
How did Oquendo suddenly become conservative about sending runners?
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Supposedly he throws his arms up to deke the fielders
and he verbally tells the runners to go or stop.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Colby
Notice how Feliz signals to the runner coming in.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ah, so that's why Floppy's playing instead of Boog (round 2)
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Boog would've.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Soooo.... I wonder if Carp wishes Boog were playing ss
Was he staring holes in Floppy after that?
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
man it's a pain to be in a game thread when you're two minutes behind in the stream
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
someone really needs to write a greasemonkey script that delays page updates by a user-controllable interval
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
On what looked like a curveball, no less.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
my screenname has job security
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how is I-Rod still playing
wasn’t he an allstar like 17 years ago
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
i'd just think roids or not there'd be no way his knees would still work
apparently, i am wrong
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Anyone know who the Nats' color guy with the verbal diarrhea is?
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
I like Bob Carpenter
calls a clean game in the Costas style. He’s not the color guy though.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 7:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wasn't he taking a couple forced days off?
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Yep, knew I recognized the voice and the redundant analysis,
but I couldn’t place it. He’s baseball smart, but he doesn’t know how to back off.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
Oh, that a**hole.
One nice thing, he’s really ragging on Floppy. Saying he’s had back-on-his-heels and concentration problems his entire career.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
i like ray knight
nothing wrong with his analysis
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
shh..here's a web stream
http://channelsurfing.net/watch-mlb.html
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
awesome comercals in spanish
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Suppan seen teaching Colby something.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That guy in the Sonic commercial with Horton and Fredbird.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a blast
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ho hum... This game is sucking...
Thank God for Chris Carpenter
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Bryce Harper sounds a little douchy
“I like going oppo”
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just so bubbly and "havin' a lot of fun" at this time in his life.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
yeah, pretty much.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
is it just me, or does Jay come in on balls MUCH better than he goes back for them?
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Boog would've.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh, so that's why Floppy's playing instead of Boog
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Damn it FLOPPY
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i was holding my breath before he even let go of the ball
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
His head is not in this game.
May not be found in the locker room, either, if he loses this game for Carp.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
may be Nats town
they hate him here
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Allen Craig beside Brendan Ryan consulting furiously with Aaron Miles
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
are you saying they don't know what it's like?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh, he was just being a wallflower like usual
can never track that guy down.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I Really don't want to get beat my Adam F'n Kenedy
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
we're getting beat by flippy here
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so when does Carp summon Tony to the tunnel?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So Flip is in for his offense
Well it’s a good thing he’s 2-….oh wait
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 26, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
how much does this suck for boog?
watching this on the bench, knowing that his coach doesn’t think he’s good enough to play
instead they think flip at SS gives them a better chance to win
What happens when you give even the Nats extra outs.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
I think this is bad... very bad...
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
We lose.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Boog would've.
this is really pissing me off
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
even Al says boog would've
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i'm not sure he does anything more than keep it in the infield, but at very least you save one of the two runs
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
of fucking course
LOPEZ has cost us so many games this season
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
let's see here
The last two games, Tony has sat Boog for Lopez.
I guess it doesn’t matter that much because it’s not like we lost those two game….oh wait.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Lopez at SS makes absolutely no sense
I assume tlr’s rationale for that is that we can have two lefties vs. the RHP…
This would make sense if Lopex could actually hit the ball
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
checking in during a commercial break...
i’m sure no one’s mentioned that Brendan Ryan in the starting lineup means we’re winning 1-0
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
This loss is squarely on TLR...
Yeah, I know, the usual apologist routine about he’s not on the field, blah blah blah. But when you play a 2B at SS and he plays poorly, it’s the guy who put him there’s fault.
3-1 after 3 is a loss?
Fuck.
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The team is frustrating the hell out of me, it's true
But they’re still 12 games over .500. Jesus I’d hate to see some of our posters be Pirates or Orioles fans
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Carpenter mentioned that last inning
“sucks to be in a pennant race, doesn’t it” or something to that effect.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
tlr
is pretty ignorant on this situation though…3 runs on lopez
who was the person who mentioned the glares carp would lopez if some type of incident occurred? I blame this on you!!!…jinx :)
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he said, "High expectations in that baseball city."
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
4-3 in the 4th
On whom does this win squarely fall?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
400!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i was so pissed at lopez/tlr that i missed the 400!!
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
see what hatred gets you?
a really cool lightsaber and a cape
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Albert says: "screw it, i'll win it myself"
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
well he knows lopez can't field and oquendo can't coach 3rd anymore
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
hell yeah now win!!!
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"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
not as good, but good enough
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone see who caught it? it looked like a clean catch
but the colors for teams are the same
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
most likely a strasburg fan (there's more strasburg fans than nationals fans at this game today)
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
missed by half a stadium
And screwed up the photo to boot
by ubeddie on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The W looks like a butt tee hee
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Dubya
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
no seriosly
bc holliday was basically on 2nd base…if it was caught he was a dead duck…wth was he doing?
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
he may as well just ran home for how long he was looking at morgan "hoping intensely"
reminds me of that one play where holliday couldnt score from second on a base hit….he had his back to the outfield…bad fundamentals
in either case holliday!! read the ball better…..just go with your gut and run…at times he seems like he doesnt want to make a mistake
sometime its better to go the albert route and just run like ur in 1st grade…sure albert has been out by miles before but that comes with the territory
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Winn pulls out the 9iron
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
NOT YADI YOU EFFERS
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just reading lips it looks like the fan said something like
he’s going to give Albert the ball and see if he’ll sign one.
classy
nationals fans seem like nice folks. both of them.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Oh, you silly GoB.
Anyone notice something funny? Pujols hits #400 the ONE at bat where Dan and Al were not blabbering on about “Here’s a chance at history!” — hell, they barely got the camera back in time for his swing.
oh wow bases loaded for........
Skip..
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i'll be happy with a sac fly
make it happen, skippy!
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Dee Dee and AJ in attendance. so it's official and certified.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
nah, just known to be there
AJ apparently dogging it in the bullpen previously.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
aj was shagging bp in full uni
I will post pics tomorrow. He caught a liner off Dad’s bat
by ubeddie on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
YES someone put up the gritty pic
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
do eeeet
the most interesting one
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ok

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Let's get it this inning
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
what else?
herp derp HE HIT 400 HOMERS derp
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
an illustrated primer:
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, Yadi obeys stop sign this time.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yadi knows Bernadina has a strong accurate arm, unlike morgan in center
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
chris carpenter, anonther grand slam here please
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
that's penny, not carp
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Chris "get outta here you fucker!" carpenter
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
so, don't hurt yourself, Carp.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Pedro Feliz
the Cesar Cedeno of 2010.
Repeal The LaRussa Tax.
by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Carpenter gives a fuck about working the count
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Hello, CN
See 3 unearned for Carp. . . Floppy, I presume .. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
2 shitty plays
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
you're actually right.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Thanks for the update. ..
Is Boog hurt or just still in Tony’s (B)ARF house?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Floppy needs to drive in a run here for every crappy play he's made so far at ss
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
he did it in the most floppyest way possible!
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Felipe tried as hard as he could to mess up again, but Kennedy says "i can do that too"
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Seems fitting that he gets an RBI without earning it.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
It really didn't seem like a big deal...
I mean hey Albert does this stuff all the time…
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
500 HRs is more espn worthy
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
500 HRs is more NOW
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the little twitter box in the bottom right of MLB at bat is endlessly amusing
it just censored part of a tweet to produce “Cardinals 1st ba***** Albert Pujols” etc etc. someone needs to work on that profanity filter
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
no
think about what happens if you make “baseman” plural
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
I get it
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
not that there's anything wrong with that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
McKnight had a hard time getting "pirouette" out
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGG!!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Floppy wouldn't
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
*Floppy won't
now
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
somehow it doesn't seem like we could have possibly scored four runs in that inning
and yet that’s what happened
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Has Floppy dug deeper than Boog with his errant paws?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I almost wonder if he didn't hustle on that out at first.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's Jason Marquis
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
your point?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
let's wait for the Cow to come home.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
attack of the ex cardinals that suck
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I guess the Reds got all the good ones.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
one more
Booooooooog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
No subject line
But I don’t care
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
just curious, who are you rooting for this game
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
CARDINALS!!!!!
i root for nats when they aren’t playing the cards
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
can I get a pitch count for Carp & Zim?
GD is on strike
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
nice
I was straightening up my bedroom and found my Pujols shershey. I know what I’m wearing to work tomorrow
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
So did Carp chew Tony's ass out for having Lopex in at SS?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
So Chris Carpenter is going to assassinate Dmitry Medvedev?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WITH MIND BULLETS
That’s telekinesis, Kyle
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, I called the tunnel-talk first.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Conspiracy Theory!
Carp went up to Tony between innings and demanded boog play SS, else everyone gets luggaged
What role does this play in the establishment of the new world order?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I love how the spanish mlb ads slow down when they start to say “Albert Pujols” and then say it in an “American accent”
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
Paul Phillips of Virginia
already made the #400 exchange
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
had no idea at the time that it was 400
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
His button up shirt didn't scream "baseball die-hard".
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he's in national security
how does he fit into doomsday?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I know!
It’s like, who in their right mind would go to a baseball game wearing a shirt that buttons up?
crazy!
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He thought he was being arrested when the guy came down to get him and take him away.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
Classy guy who caught APu's 400
traded it for an autographed ball
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
Albert should hit him another one.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
better than the "cardinal fan" that didnt give back Steven Hill's first MLB hit
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Pat Parris interviewing the nice gentleman that caught 400.
Swapped the ball out for an Albert Pujols autographed ball.
braintwinning
to the extreeeeeeme
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BUT

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Boras is in the house.
if you see any strange mists or clouds of bees, that’s why
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
who smells Ryan Braun?
besides Ryan Braun, researching his new cologne
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So that's why holliday couldn't pull it out of the park
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the one
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
McGwire apparently drilled by foul ball.
he’s stoic.
dude, he has wayyyyy more white hair than when the season started
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He must've hit up the local Walgreen's and found the oldest looking pair of reading glasses possible.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like he moonlights at the local library and yells at kids for trying to check out reference books.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
he's Conan the Librarian??!
aaaahhhh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
or borrowed Brendan Ryan's
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Mozeliak probly told him to do it so LaRussa doesn't have him pinch hit in sept.
that would also put him back on the 5 yr waitlist for HoF votes
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
at this point
I’d look forward to this, it would give me something positive to look forward to…too.
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
Game being broadcast to the trapped miners in Ecuador
OK it’s not, but it would be a nice gesture….they would get a kick out of Shannon.
ecuador is a soccer country
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
they'll enjoy lopez
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean chile?
yeah, it must really suck to be down there
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
or perhaps
post-luggaging
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
zomg, motion denied!
finally!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Joe West bitches about the pace of the game, but he calls strikes at a McLellan-esque pace
and his strike zone is smaller than Aaron Miles waistline.
don't think he ment to hit a sac fly
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
WTF - Carp struggling against the Nats on top of a Waino loss to the Pirates. . .
Bizarro land. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
well, some of that "struggling" is lopez's fault
…again
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Could somebody
Please explain why Boog doesn’t start at ss, Floopy does, and then Boog replaces him. Not watching or listening to the game…also thought Tony was playing guys to win the game (unlike earlier in the year I guess).
by knifecakes on Aug 26, 2010 8:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
handegg update
Bradford throws his second TD pass today, Rams 17, Pats 7 in the second quarter
/flame shield activated
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
ahhh good news from the Rams....
long time comming
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
how does Neil Lomax look?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
per wikipedia
“Lomax and his wife Laurie live in Lake Oswego, Oregon.1 They have four children: the oldest, Nick, was a quarterback at Boise State and is now attending Oregon State University; his daughter Ali plays basketball for the girls basketball team at Westmont College, his second son, Jack, was a quarterback at Lake Oswego High School and is now a freshman quarterback at Oregon State; and his youngest son Mitch played for Lake Oswego Little League’s Oregon state championship baseball team.12”
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
truly, we live in an age of wonders
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Zimmerman... What a 3rd baseman looks like.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
this is where we fire up the van...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yes yes.... We will take him by force...
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
FESPN recap of 400 says Albert is the 3rd youngest to 400
Which two were younger? A-Rod and Griffey?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
i believe so
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
babe ruth was faster
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeh not a bad person to be behind of course
i meant in seasons though
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
pfft that is cool lol
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Did the idiot with the cell phone behind home just get thrown out?
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
guess who's behind home plate tomorrow?
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
why do the GOB hate us so?
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
5 curveballs in a row is pretty consistent
/sarcasm
maybe he’s just having a bad day, like waino a few days ago. everyone has a bad day sometimes
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah the timing sucks
when we must need our aces to shut down the opposition they both have 1 of their respective worst games
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
looks like we're still in bizarro world where the pirates and nationals are good and wainwright and carpenter are not.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
someone needs to tell them Washington in playoff contention
that seems to help
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
What the hell....we need to stop the sucking now!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
damn the copyright police got to the stream...
no more live feed for me.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
well, it was fun while it lasted
lol spanish ads
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Carp done, Colby in
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not exactly a Carmina Burana image, is it?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe West with the called 3rd strike after a quick nap
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
cardinals suck
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
sad, but true
and getting truer
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
sorry
also because we are not good enough at too many positions. apu is great, but so many others are either sub-par or playing subpar this year. can’t rally often enough to score consistently. reds have a more balanced line-up with votto just below apu and rolen close to holliday. after that, their offense is clearly better.
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
screw this
i am outta here…
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
EREWAY OSINGLAY AGAINAY
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
can someone w/ gameday tell me if these are really balls?
they look like strikes that missed location
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Yes, all balls. West seemed to be calling for the batter every time he could.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
OH, THEY'RE BALLS, ALL RIGHT
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone earlier made the point..
B.Ryan glove > Lopez glove
B.Ryan offense lately > Lopez offense lately
sigh
yup. he's been a much better player in the 2nd half
and floppy is perhaps hurt—elbow? I know he was nursing a knee issue recently
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
now somebody try it without using the letter "e"
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Crud. . .Leave for a bullshit meeting and come back for even deeper bullshit. . .
WTF is the team trying for higher draft picks. . . ?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Seems like that has happened to Jay at least 5 or 6 times in the past few games.
He finally caught one.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ATG, there wasn't a pitch that was a strike.
Of course, he could have called a couple of those balls strikes.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
careful, they're rippled
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
and greatly reduced our chance of a comeback
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Mother of ass. . . .throw the friggin ball over. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Unfucking real . . good day. . . I'm off to swim in the klongs. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
well since the reds actually want to win the central
i guess we should turn our attention to the wild card, improbable as it may be, since no one wants to win it (at least not this week). 4 games back seems like a ton
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
sorry...
I was watching handegg.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this Bradford kid
he’s… like, impressive and stuff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If the Cardinals don't make the playoffs.
I don’t think Albert will win the MVP.
If they make it, I think he edges out Votto.
yea whoever makes the playoffs will get the mvp
just look at Sosa v Big Mac
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
*checks boxscore after long, arduous, shitty day*
/day gets worse
jesus christ, this team is becoming a fucking disgrace to watch
i hear ya
it really sucks when something you count on to be an enjoyable distraction (at least more often than not) starts become just one more frustration. bleh
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
was gonna say glad i don't own them, but
deadspin makes me wonder how well the owner group makes out win or lose
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
plus if you owned them you could make changes
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
well, i'm putting my football jersey on and going to watch preseason football
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
We'll see you in the post-game victory thread.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
and then he'll have to wear a Rams jersey every night
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
Tyler Clippard's got some pretty sweet goggles
ATG
by he's_our_catcher on Aug 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
is this Clippard the scary dude?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it seems more and more like i should focus my rabid fandom solely
on the Mang’s pursuit of the Triple Crown
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
There quitters all of them
Its just you and me VEP, you and me… for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
ITS COLBERIN' TIME
people are mesmerized by Rams preseason football
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
fool me once, shame on you
fool me 7 times…shame…shame…er…you can’t get fooled again
*although I am still here
My mom said if you have nothing nice to say,
say nothing at all.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
It was
puritan brainwashing, be nice. Tell that to Cueto.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
drinking
Franklins, what else? But I think this will be a W
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Not
that one, this one {insert appropriate win graphic, which I can’t do]. Optimism from this fan.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"God-King Tangotiger"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Does anyone else think its odd that Drew Storen is already
considered the Nats ‘Closer of the future’ despite, you know, not doing much yet?
ITS COLBERIN' TIME
because he's the closer of the present?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
He's got great stats for a rookie that was selected in the 2009 draft.
unlike strasburg, he signed early to get his career started. He knew from what mike rizzo and chad cordero told him, he was going to get move through the system fast as a reliever
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
nice pitch selection there yadi
almost as good as holly
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Doubled.

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
DAMN IT
dgoold Never fear #Cardinals Nation, Clippard is pitcher Ludwick racked for a game-winner earlier this season. He’s coming up this .. oh, right. 7 minutes ago via web
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMNATION
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
(curses), Goold!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
maybe this season has turned even the Good Reporter.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
feliz automatic out, miles gets a hit, boog hits into a DP
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Matty's D has been pretty good.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
okay, this handegg is... uh. kind of mesmerizing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they only have to score once to make the game serious!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Not used to seeing a St. Louis team with more points than the other team?
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean, what is this i don't even
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I have to say though, if the Nats win i'm wearing my Nats cap to my softball game
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
this game has been really screwed up
it was only predictable that carp and kmac would suck and franky would save the day
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
lol i wouldn't mind that at all
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well, compared to his other outings
this was pretty bad…against the nats too
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
storon?
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Our "Single" Offensive Force
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Miles does his thing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOG, BUT THAT FUCKER ON THE GROUND
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
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Classic Miles.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i hate the cardinals
this is not going to happen again this is not going to happen again this is not going to happen again
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
aaagh no they're starting the near-comeback
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Our hard hitting
Aaron flares again. I love it!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
the GOB, damn it!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
brilliant
they’ll never see it coming1
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
lol nothing would surprise me
though it would have to LITP
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
extra thoughts from Oquendo
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he sucks when he starts but he's a helluva pinchhitter for some reason
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
me too
he broke the rules of how hitting’s supposed to work… how can i fault him for that
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
let's go cardinals chant
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
heh. "inside and low . . . strike called"
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOOOOOG
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
no, he's busy worrying about how he can double switch Albert out of the game so the pitcher won't have to bat in the 12th if we tie the game
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
the bench goes crazy
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't want
any other SS but mr. clutch Boog!!! Let’s go!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
HOWLY CHOW!!!!!
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
glad i returned for this
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i'm in favor then. i feel like TLR would be doing this a few years ago
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
i don't think he's as bad as boog
also, he’s fast
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Up, 10 Cents

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Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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CHUGS LARUE
it's a little disconcerting that jay rhymes with triple play
/haters gonna hate
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
ohhhh foul.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
walk jay and pitch to albert
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
nice swing, just ass
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
what was that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
don't lose the faith now
you’re the one who’s been keeping it tonight, mang
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
Albert smiling at the catcher. he knows.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Back from the klongs. . . .
Can the team actually come back? Jay fail . . . Albert IBB . . .Matt at the bridge . . again
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
guy can't commit, or he's a moron
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Kid needs to be slapped.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
lopez gave up 3 UER today
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
we HAVE to tie this game
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Albert happily chatting with Kennedy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
let's go lego
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i'll TAKE IT!
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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ta da!
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
O.O
HOW DID YOU KNOW
i hope he’s ok holy crap that didn’t look good
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
/assuming holly is ok
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
don't worry about that
our closer is lights out
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be a pussy, step into one, son!
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i honestly thought you'd said this after the fact
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
the GOB, damn it!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boog sure does that golf clap a lot.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HIT HIM!!!! HOWLY CHOW!!!!!
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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HOLLIDAY HIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ON THE HAND
BRIEFLY ON THE GROUND
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
LEFT WRIST CONNECTOR
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ALBERT INSPECTING IT
PERHAPS TO PUT HIS HEALING HANDS ON IT
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it must be true
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hopefully they can rush shipment
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lookin like a fool with your hand on the ground
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
ALBERT IS GOING TO HEAL HIM.
SOMEONE BOOST ALBERT’S MANA, QUICK!
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
BARRY HAD A TOWEL
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
maybe
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Time for a Winn(er)?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
that still counts as an RBI right?
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I've been waiting for the bases loaded plunk all year
thank you Storen, fucking thank you
ITS COLBERIN' TIME
mixed emotions mixed emotions
mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
he looked hurt
i thought he was hit in the face at first, based on his reaction
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Won't know till after the game.
Holliday is a badass.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Pray the Nats bring in Bautista, he's the biggest choker in their pen
and the only righy left
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NVM, burnett
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
he was in pain, though
nerves there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
0-7 sub 3 era.... i feel bad for burnett
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
no, you don't know how many times he's come into a tie game for the nats, way too many
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Randy Winn makes me cringe when he swings
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
you may now decringe
amazing enough
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
that was a DP ball too...
thank GOB for once
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
man winn looks goofy up there from the right side
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
Looks like he's been blindfolded and he's attacking the pinata.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
something in Randy's eye?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HOWLY CHOW!!!!!!
cards winning
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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BAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
omg FTWINN
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they're not in STL ya know
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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CHUGS LARUE
Randy Winn
POG!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
BABIP?? Luck on our side?
what is this!!!?? HAAAALP!!!
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
uhhhhh i just jizzed a little
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
USE THE TOWELS
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you outside the house again?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
my druthers for 'nuther run or two. . .
. . .thank you . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Boog smiles
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Peek-a-boo.
We scored some runs on you.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
aaaaaaaahhh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
u should post this on their board..
it is toooo freakin funny
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
finally the cards get more than 1 run in the predictible ninth inning rally
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
Even though i'm the biggest Nats fan on VEB, these are the times i'm glad they can still suck
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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CHUGS LARUE
theres another Nats fan here too, I think...
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Salas warming.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Could THIS game, finally be the actual, real, physical turning point
everybody has promised us?
ITS COLBERIN' TIME
no
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
hehehhehehehehehhehehehehe
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
they are, at least temporarily,
out sucking us
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Santa Claus isn't real
the easter bunny is actually some pagan fertility god.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, Yadi....
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Yeah, Carpenter doesn't watch many Cards games, does he?
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
he scored from first that one time!
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
on a Pedro Feliz triple
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, Yadi was actually trying to run there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yadi, fearing the appearance of MacDougal in the 9th, wisely GIDP
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
nevermind, al just said Salas was the one warming up
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
wow, Yadi was actually trying to run there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Franklin hasn't pitched much lately, has he?
Seems like he could go two innings
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Yadi league-leading zillionith DP. Cardinal Care files for bankruptcy. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
they receive the money
and they don’t get it when we DP
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not even leading his own team in GIDP.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
The wall in right field is pretty high right?
Winn isn’t going to Jai Alai a game-winning HR over it, right?
Ryan Franklin 7-2 on the season???
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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CHUGS LARUE
it starts
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
ducked
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
pfft, if he had a butterfly net
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Who after Franklin? Salas?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
this is foreboding
though it could be good too
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
did McClellan pitch?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
the 7th
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
wham!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
The Land Before Time?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
doing the frizzy thing
to get to pudge
hmmmmm?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
you can't walk him, you can't walk him, you can't walk him. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
He didn't
unbefuckinglievable.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
hah!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
who saw that coming?
(raises hand)
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Frazzy returns. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
WTF?????
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
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Shannon called it. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
shit

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i wonder what franklin's numbers are when asked to record more than 3 outs
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
he is actually better when going more than one
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
that just isn't good enough
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I was just about to
say, about time for some Franklins at 2-0, and now I really need Franklins. But, we are still going to win. and quiet Ray Knigt.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
So if I go back and read this game thread, am I going to get whiplash?
by peach concrete on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I love this team! I hate this team! WOO! FUCK!
by peach concrete on Aug 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
it's been like
nonstop Reaction Guys in here
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by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i blame yadi
even a fin flyball and we wouldn’t be here
worse possible outcome for him
best for bernadina
exasperosity prevails
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
i think i saw this game played in san fran last night.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
this is taboo
i don’t care, but other might. just so ya know.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
but yes
its a fucked up graph
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
links to the graph also work.
you can still make your point that way.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
well floppy can't pitch tonight cuz he's already out of the game with a 27.00 ERA
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Wonder if Floppy is on the bench or on the team. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
ooooooooooh
well played there shade
tlr gets 1miiiiillion era on this game too
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
to be fair
isn’t his ERA only 9? he was in the game for 3 innings
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
also remember he pitched a scoreless inning at one point
ERA = 6.75?
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
i think he was referring to his ERA for the game
but that’s true
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
look at that power!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
poor guy, he's probably worried about the federal boys finding his moonshine still
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i knew that molina DP would come back to haunt us
Seriously wtf? We aren’t that bad, why are we so unlucky. The only games we finally do come back Franklin blows it. What fucking bullshit.
by mick311 on Aug 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
If we can't beat the nationals
I don’t know if I feel like we belong in the playoffs. Here’s hoping they make it, but gob this looks bad.
the nats aren't bad
those two losses at pgh piss me off more
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
C'mon Miles!
they’re after your lucky charms!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
lord
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
he needs to be insulted
or he won’t hit.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Did we really
FINALLY complete a late inning comeback only to see the bullpen take a big ol’ shit?
"Who is John Gall?"
which team are we?
the one taking really good at bats in the top of the tenth?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Fucksome inning
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
The understatement
of the night!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Normally, deserving teams make the playoffs
2006 may have been an exception and that turned out okay. We don’t deserve it this year but maybe we will finally get lucky.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
we better win because now we wont score for the next 3 games.
by mick311 on Aug 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
usually this is the sign of a streak beginning
we seem to suck for 5 games then hit the piss out of the ball for 5 games
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the pitcher is hitting behind Pujols again.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
ugggg

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
if we take a lead
and MacD comes in to protect it instead of Salas, i will go absolutely apeshit.
just saying
Trevor Miller
He looks like my high school chemistry teacher
he looks like a meth cooking chemistry teacher
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Too articulate for a meth chef
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
If we can get this to the 11th
We win. Well, maybe. But we don’t lose yet.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
this team finds new ways to upset me
they are quite possibly the most irritating, frustrating, and infuriating team that i have ever been a fan of
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
So you're saying
they are extremely innovative?
"Who is John Gall?"
by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
it was also psychic
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the GOB care not for your apology
they are only looking for excuses for their cruelty
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i miss jason motte
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Feliz is a good 3B
Do we have anybody in our organization who can play second at a plus level?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Dan Descalso is pretty handy at 2B
also
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Cox
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
him too
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
no, put the wrong cox in the wrong place
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
with a name like cox
who needs friends?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
something like that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
though gone for a while
i’d say jose martinez is the best defender
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
secret weapon must be activated!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
that thing's operational
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you Adam Kennedy
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
done
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This Nats announcer sounds like he is from Texas or something.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Not that I really enjoy listening to Hrabosky...
but I haven’t gotten the Cards announcers on Xtra Innings in about a week. Had the Pirates announcers for the entire series…and those guys sound like they are giving play by play at a funeral…
"Who is John Gall?"
by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
they aren't?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Same for me usually.
But I can’t listen to Al, just can’t stand it.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
that was a badass inning
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
millers pitch count is like 50 now
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Double switched
Craig stayed in left. Pitcher batting clean up, again.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I am really
hating double switches as a tactic now. Lohse hits better than Matt? Sucks.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Do we really...
have Miller, Miles, Feliz, Ryan, Molina, Jay, Craig, and Winn in the game at the same time? That’s the worst collection of baseball talent surrounding Pujols since he played for Maple Woods CC.
Fire La Russa!
Miller = decent loogy
Boog = good D
Molina = Great D
ok, the rest are pretty shitty but…
ITS COLBERIN' TIME
Feliz good D at least
And I think Boog qualifies as great
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Harsh
I’m sure MWCC was better than that…
"Who is John Gall?"
by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
...
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SLN/SLN200707030.shtml
i guess rolen being in the game gives it a pretty considerable boost, but that lineup is also incredibly sickening
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
so... is anybody familiar with the story of Job?
cause it feels like we at VEB are in some elaborate experiment by the GOB
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Ray King hasn't been on this team in years
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
If this is Job
It’s only going to get worse from here on out.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha
i know… (sigh)
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
On writing, sad how few posts the last few games. . Anyone recall double overflows?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
people develop heart problems watching this shit and have to wait for sportscenter the next day
per doctor’s orders
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
DAMNIT
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Wow
I was sure that was out
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
late to the game
what’d I miss??
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
4 run comeback to go up 2 runs top of the ninth after the worst game ever
followed by franky surrendering a two run HR to tie it up again. this is just painful
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
tlr managed this game so well that
that got us into a situation where we get holliday hit on the hand with a 95 mph fastball that he will feel till the end of the season….oh but we tied the game
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Schizophrenic baseball.
Also, there’s a post for you in the day thread.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
answered it
but there’s not enough info for me to answer
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Am I right......
Anderson is the only bench player left?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
no 12...but I count 12 position players
have played, leaving only BA.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i have always liked tony... i have defended tony
but i really think that its time for a change… why trade for feliz to get lopez a rest and then start him in like every single game afterwards? and not just start him, but put him in positions to make critical errors and risk being decapitated by a garment bag?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
this clearly is because he got nailed with the pitch no other reason
that said i agree with first “replyer” w/o even reading it all
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Fredbird on the DL
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I dont see a problem with it
he is a part time OFer
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
yeah but his defense doesn't help in this spot
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
but he is basically a position player
at least he pitches like one
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
FUCK YOU NATS!!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Seriously, why the hell did we basically take Pujols out of the game offensively?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
havent been watching
but couldnt it have been a straight change craig for holliday??
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Craig PH for Franklin.....
after Holliday was hit….they could have ph a pitcher and held Craig for a straight switch w/ Holliday.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yup
BUT ITS OK TONY KNOW’’S WHAT HE"S DOING!
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously, this is like one of the few in game decisions a manager has to make
how the fuck do you screw it up so bad
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
craig had pinch hit for Franklin
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
well they could have just left craig in as the pitcher
switched holliday and craig, and then made a pitching change.
Now Pujols effectively will not bat the rest of the game.
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Craig would have had to face a batter.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i don't think it works that way
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
But Craig would have still been locked into Franklin's spot in the order
The alternative was using someone else to pinch-hit
can someone explain this a lil more
im sincerely asking for a legit explanation
i was under the wrong assumption it was bc of the HBP
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He decided to take Holliday out in a double switch.....
The option was to have a either pitcher or Craig PH for Franklin. If it had been a pitcher, Craig could have been straight switched for Holliday in LF and hit behind Albert. Instead, TLR took option A, and a gimpy Albert will be getting walked for the rest of the night, again.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
oh thx
seriously, you would think a manager would learn his lesson after a 20 inning game
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
this hasn't happened before though, has it? it has to be an accident
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, it has.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Kyle... Lohse...
GOOD FUCKING JOB TONY
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
KIck ass!!! ... The breakfast club is on!!!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Hand in your man card and leave through the back door.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
no way this movie is the bomb... I grew up with this stuff
however Ferris Beuler was better.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Demented and sad, but social.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Love John Hughes
Weird Science was the best…
"Who is John Gall?"
by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
100% less frustrating!
Of course, pretty much anything can claim that in relation to Cardinals baseball right now.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was supposed to be in DC watching this game live.
I think I’m glad I’m not.
by peach concrete on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
He's only in there for his defense anyway.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
not that it could happen for a few innings
but if we loaded the bases for Albert, especially with a couple outs, i bet you we see him join the IBB with the bases loaded club.
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
yea, and i had my hopes up there for a while (top of the 9th)
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
hey everyone it's Salas!!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
who let Dan out of the Drunk tank
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
so its 1-0 STL then i leave
i come back and its 5-3 STL, i watch then its 8-6 WAS. i leave. then its 10-8 STL. i come back. then its 10-10 tied. maybe i should leave again?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i came back and it was 5-3 STL
then i watch and its 8-6 WAS. then i leave. i come back and its 10-8 STL. i watch and its 10-10 tied. should i leave again?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
this is fucking unBELIEVABLE
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
just retarded as shit
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
and where the FUCK what that, ump?
i’m developing ulcers…
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait
for the day cardinals baseball is not overmanaged… Considering over half of my life it has.
and i'd have to throw jmo (and/or bdw) in there too
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
It's more than just overmanaging
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
and the Colts got pummeled by the Packers :P
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
jesus
thats a (preseason) winning streak, right?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
how was belicheck's D
against bradford?
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
ALBERT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
MANG DOWN!!!!!! MANG DOWN!!!!!!!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
FUCKING BASTARD GOBBBBBBBS
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
OMGOB
This is the worst thing I’ve seen in the past month. Why, Albert, why.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
every time tony la russa hits a pitcher behind albert pujols,
An angel starts shooting up heroin.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
classic . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Ok, who was it that brought up Job??
this is on you
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
nobody mention Revelation
last thing we need is a lake of fire
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert went for a foul ball
And he was jumping up on the tarp but he missed it, slipped and fell on his ankle.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Albert trying to field a foul, tried to go on top of the tarp
Missed and rolled his ankle. He’s up and walking around. Gingerly.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone recall when Vince Coleman challenged a tarp?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Ozzie told that Coleman was talking to some chick in the stands when the tarp rolled his way . . .
. . perhaps discussing the possibility of rolling his pleasures into a ball. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
she has some really good ideas
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
what did yadi do
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
bases loaded gidp 9th
even a flyball and we’d be eatin chicken
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Floppy had a (miserable) hand in this disaster, too
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i agree with all of the above
but this is mostly tlr…..easily avoidable by just starting Ryan…
and then u have 200 million dollars less in injuries..simple
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think so
for the time being, maybe, but there’s no way that didn’t give him one hell of a sprain or something
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
he'll have a grapefruit in there tomorrow
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
fair enough
it’ll be swollen though
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
what the hell happend
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
well at least tony had the foresight to have him walk down to first for the rest of the game
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ive rolled my ankle really hard before playing football
It can feel like 10/10 on the pain scale for a few minutes and get better fast. I hope thats all that happened to him.
agreed
the most pain ive ever been in was a rolled ankle
pickup game of bball…my ankle is still bigger than it should be…i probably tore something but it was sooo painful
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well he started walking then upped to a jog
And then slowed to a walk again.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you know what
winn has really been alright. haters: STOP HATING.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
winn's a high point for this game
i will just never forgive him for playing next to the wall on two consecutive fly balls to shallow right field
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He belongs in the AL as a DH anyway
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh.
Not really a big loss, I can’t stand the guy anyway. Not to mention his defense is a HUGE liability
sometimes
really good other times
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hm
i take my comment back. i thought he had two years of absurdly high UZRs and the rest really bad, but he just consistently sucks.
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Several to blame
but Franklin mostly. The most overrated and ineffectual closer in baseball.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
i don't think he's the most overrated
because i don’t think he’s highly rated. papelbon’s gotta be the most overrated. but yeah, franklin sucks.
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right
Not the most overrated. Just the most ineffectual. And the softest throwing.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Yes
A word known to most people who attend college:
in·ef·fec·tu·al /ˌɪnɪˈfɛktʃuəl/ Show Spelled[in-i-fek-choo-uhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1. not effectual; without satisfactory or decisive effect: an ineffectual remedy.
2. unavailing; futile: His efforts to sell the house were ineffectual.
3. powerless; impotent.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
this Loss if we lose .....
Rests upon Floppy’s Defense
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
why the hell was boog not in there again?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
How to protect from another YadiDP??
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
ha ha from our frustrated nationals fans.
A leadoff hit in extra innings …
I wonder what that’s like
by d_c_guy on
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
boohoo
they didn’t have to feel the suffering of Albert Pujols running into a tarp and falling to the ground cringing
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
this kind of game makes nobody happy
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
except someone who is waiting to manage the cardinals
in the near future
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Marecek tweet...
Dumb stat. According to @baseball_ref, this year Franklin has allowed 4 runs in 2 games w/ Joe West behind the plate #stlcards
WTF
I hate to think of how it helps the Nats
But there’s an excellent chance that the Cardinals won’t have their top three hitters in the lineup tomorrow. I’d imagine Pujols gets a day off, Holliday will get a day off, and Rasmus is still being limited to PH duty. I’d say that Rasmus is the most likely to play tomorrow, to be honest.
by bluelineswinger on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Really now.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
what.. does that lineup even look like
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
...
Schumaker 2B
Jay CF
Winn RF
Craig 1B
Molina C
Lopez LF
Feliz 3B
Pitcher
Ryan SS
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that lineup would put up 21 runs.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
no, we could get XBH, i forgot Miles
knew i was forgetting someone. put him at 2B and skip in LF, sit Floppy for punishment
Fire TLR
by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
. . over the course of a season
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
put miles in LF and give Lopez the night off
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
i think the pujols would be out there with a wheelchair
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
holliday might not be in the lineup but pujols will be unless he's dead
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
this whole season has reached the point of ridiculousness.
Yes Tony over manages and causes his own problems but the Cardinals are incredibly unlucky.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
not the good kind of ridiculousness either
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
and suffer from poor decision making
batting
on the bases (coaches and players)
and on the bench
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
ridiculousness = a message whose content is at variance with reason
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
well tlr's moves today
have set off a butterfly effect that has put us in the situation to only be unlucky
by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
he wanted to GIDP so badly
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
OH SNAP
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So, when Franklin gave up that home run
I don’t think I even blinked. It’s just been that kind of year. Of course we’d start off our series against hte Nationals like this.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
oh yeah
i saw that coming a mile away
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
this whole season is beyond belief
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
won*
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
who's their closer?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
bradford had a great game
game close due to kickoff return by pats and they left their starters in way longer
He been sacked yet?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Guess my concerns about his health were unwarranted.
Hope he does well, and that Clausen will do better :)
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Way too early to not be too concerned about his health
But AC joint injuries aren’t that big of a deal for quarterbacks post-surgery.
Not afraid to nitpick
Well, I wanted to see if he could actually take a sack.
Because I honestly wasn’t sure if he could 5 or so months ago.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
The Pats starters were playing into the 4th Quarter
against the Rams’ 3rd stringers, and Bellichick was calling bombs on almost every play. It was pretty clear he was disgusted by being handled by the Rams starters and wanted to show up the team and win.
also if you actually watched the rams the last few years
you would understand the importance of a preason win
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially the 3rd game, which is the most meaningful and "real"
and against a very good Patriots team. Remember a couple years back when the 1st team offense didn’t even score a TD the whole preseason? That is indicative of a terrible, terrible team. This team doesn’t look anything like that, especially when Jackson is playing.
on second, thought rams went 3-1 in preseason last year
but yeh its good to be optimistic about any kind of win
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The offense still looked pitiful last year in preseason though
and the starters were consistently behind in the games. The backups won those games.
If you had actually watched the game....
that’s the point. It’s preseason football and I would never watch it because it’s meaningless junk. I’m just a grumpy old man.
Batista was as good as ours until...
the M’s swooped in with that 3/$25 million deal. Bastards.
Fire La Russa!
According to the internets...
Molina hit a grounder to third but there’s only one out. How can this be?
Fire La Russa!
balk!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Batista*
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
dan... look out the fucking window
these are all cardinals fans booing
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
haha... i wasn't saying that they were wrong for booing the guy who kept trying to pick off winn
i was joking that dan said “even the hometown fans here are booing”
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that was directed at tomsteele
and yes our announcers are idiots
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Woo
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
ROIDS
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
He needs to stop striking out
if he wants to play major league baseball
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah did somebody kill his pet hamster or something
he’s lifeless
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
LUNGING
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
so there are 3 more games in this series and both teams are going to have no bench and no pitching...
this is gonna be a lot of fun
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
here we are in the 12th
needing senor happy to go 3 for 6 to have a shot
oh well
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
or fail miserably
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
so I think this guy is available

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Is that the guy from Pinapple express?
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel a walkoff coming
Please prove me wrong
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
i honestly don't give a shit anymore
look at that lineup… no chance in hell we’re scoring anyway
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still
having trouble rationalizing pedro feliz as our 3rd baseman. Come to think of it, I’ve yet to rationalize this season. College Football can’t come soon enough.
It's a hell of a lot easier...
than rationalizing Lopez as our third baseman?
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
how is pudge's old ass still in this game
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Fantastic player
Saw him many times in his glory days in Texas.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
It would be okay
if it were Skip, Miles and Floppy
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
skip... do you remember what he did earlier in the game?
and floppy is just struggling… fuck miles though
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry gotta do it.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
this^
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
he's like the langoliers
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
little guys always look fast
its cause their little legs have to move fast
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
it was hilarious
is what it was… it’s the first I’ve smiled since the top of the 9th
by thewizard3 on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Albert, the Cardinals only have one off day the rest of the season.
Please hit the showers. Take care of yourself. I almost had a heart attack.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
and you hadn't already almost had a heart attack like 5 times already in the last 24 hours?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
no, not until Albert was eaten by the tarp.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
well if there is a runner on, they may not walk him
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, they know he's hurt, they will want him to run
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
the nats have their last reliever up
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
um.... so why is salas not a regular contributor in the bullpen?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
OVER THE LINE!!!!!
IM SORRY SMOKEY… THATS A PENALTY… NEXT FRAME
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
and brought him down?
seriously, give him credit for bringing him up, but then magically TLR becomes GM and then sends him down? WHAT THE FUCK?
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He control's roster usage
Salas has been on the roster plenty of times, he’s just never been used in any kind of leveraged situation.
by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't really care... he's been up and down because of MO
Mo’s the biggest pussy ever i guess?
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm putting the blame of roster transactions where they belong
on the GM
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He is trying to take the pressure off Oquendo
who singlehandedly lost a game two nights ago
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
or "guillermo snows," as he is known to nats bloggers
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
To tie into the last thread
Does this count as two games for Molina? If so, I definitely recommend taking the over.
Fernando why are you pitching around Will Nieves missing the strike zone
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wonder if Kennedy might want to send Tony message?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
guys i have to tell you i broke two toes and i am all fucked up and all i want is for the fucking cardinals to fucking win a game already
FUCK
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Adam Kennedy
with his chance to get even.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
for the love of God .... Not Adam Kenedy
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
great Adam kennedy is going to beat us
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
As I said
above, I only want Boog at SS. My mlb.com is crapping out tonight, intemittent transmission, so I missed the damn play. We will win this one.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
FUCK YOU TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
tg not floppy
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOg
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
i don't know which of these to rec
by tomsteele on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All of the above.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenndy fan club
Anthony Reyes
Kerry Robinson
Scott Rolen
Ozzie Smith
Florida Highway Patrol
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
can soemone explain what boog did other than a rampant f bomb?
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
diving snowcone catch
on the OF grass behind 2nd
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
haha right i figured those following on Gameday knew that part
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
amazing diving play to save the game
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Kennedy hit a pop up behind second
that was diving fast. Boog booged it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Made a diving catch up the middle on a flare
To save the game. Ball almost came out of the glove too.
by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
heart boogggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
no, *I* heart boog
you can like him a lot, but that is all
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
just tell them the painkillers are wearing off
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Noise
That play got my wife out of bed I yelled so loud.
by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 26, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wow you guys scared me
i saw booogs… and then i don’t know what just happened and fuck you tony… so i thought something bad happened
more baseball!!
. . . yay?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
TLR wouldn't dare
play stoneglove Floppy at SS again, would he?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
You know, he goes home every night and reads the thread here.
Might do it just to fuck with our heads.
"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10
hey! its larry borowski
nice to have you to witness this trainwreck of a game
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Dear Tony
Boog is a good fielder and he’s the only SS you have.
That is all.
Sincerely,
redbirdnation8206
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
mwhaaahahahahah
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I'm so sick of this
I’m so sick of this… I hate watching this team. A long day at work, you come home, this team stresses you out further… but I can’t stop watching. I hate this cycle.

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