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Game 125 Open Thread: Cardinals at Nationals

St. Louis Cardinals at Washington Nationals, Aug 26, 2010 7:05 PM EDT


Carpenter Zimmermann
14-4, 2.88 0-0, 0.00

 

Jordan Zimmermann—
not an itinerant
hurler from the shrubbery
but a prospect in recovery.

Star-divide

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handsome?

are you looking at the picture on the left?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 26, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, just a running VEB joke that's mostly fallen by the wayside

where it’s considered good luck to say how handsome the opposing pitcher is. Even Aaron Harang.

by BTown Birds fan on Aug 26, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially aaron harang

and both weavers
and arroyo

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 26, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool, it's my hard work on the front page

check out Spooky!Reporter

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

primer


1 N                 2 N’s

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

hahaha

the natinals?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

composted?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

compote

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

component

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

one looks like votto kinda

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

1N tends to have an actual expression on his face

votto sometimes blanks out

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

chirs carpenter--

a sharp venter
with no boog to his side
will he find others to chide?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

^chris, obviously

FML

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

angry carp montage!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

these slomo montages are strange

it’s like they’re trying to sell that we’re badass.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

hence… I mean, why even start this staple, this late in the season
nobody but Cards fans watching by now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

towels!

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So a walk is a good way to start a game!

Way to lay off this guy’s stuff (lopez)…and then ground into a DP (jay)

by stlfan on Aug 26, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

what is a good stat that represents the type of at bat taken?

what i mean is… if i was trying to find something to show better at bats taken vs. worse at bats. would it be something along the lines of pitches seen per plate appearance?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

one that matters for sure

but not whole thng

i was wondering about OBP with men on base

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby would've

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

in the game yesterday i remember him running out of the box on a foul ball

and the catcher on his knees was almost as tall as miles

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

are people avoiding the gamethread tonight?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lurking

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching albert pujols do everything?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

can we just trade stavinoah and suppan to the mariners for ichiro already?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought that was gone for sure

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matty impressed by the Bryce kid

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi 2 Second

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone sum up the first inning for me

missed it (in class right now, fml)

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN SKIPPY!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Skippy!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

a little funny that Yadi could have been tagged.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Colby

Notice how Feliz signals to the runner coming in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog would've.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

... Miles's would've?

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

.... stupid opostrophe

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

jinx

there will be a luggaging

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thou Shalt Not.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

how is I-Rod still playing

wasn’t he an allstar like 17 years ago

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Bob Carpenter

calls a clean game in the Costas style. He’s not the color guy though.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 7:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, it's the other dude

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't he taking a couple forced days off?

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, knew I recognized the voice and the redundant analysis,

but I couldn’t place it. He’s baseball smart, but he doesn’t know how to back off.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right, it's not Dibble.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray somebody.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray Knight

aka Mr Nancy Lopez

by ubeddie on Aug 26, 2010 7:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, that a**hole.

One nice thing, he’s really ragging on Floppy. Saying he’s had back-on-his-heels and concentration problems his entire career.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome comercals in spanish

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell?

al is praising colby

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ho hum... This game is sucking...

Thank God for Chris Carpenter

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bryce Harper sounds a little douchy

“I like going oppo”

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah, pretty much.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog would've.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, so that's why Floppy's playing instead of Boog

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Get him out of the game.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it FLOPPY

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

Lopez can’t play SS either…got it tlr?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

His head is not in this game.

May not be found in the locker room, either, if he loses this game for Carp.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

may be Nats town

they hate him here

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allen Craig beside Brendan Ryan consulting furiously with Aaron Miles

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

are you saying they don't know what it's like?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, he was just being a wallflower like usual

can never track that guy down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is going to murder somebody

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

alas.

Skip’s self-flagellation kicks in to high gear.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That's one's on Floppy.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I Really don't want to get beat my Adam F'n Kenedy

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

we're getting beat by flippy here

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

more UER tacked on to felipe

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

so when does Carp summon Tony to the tunnel?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So Flip is in for his offense

Well it’s a good thing he’s 2-….oh wait

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 26, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

how much does this suck for boog?

watching this on the bench, knowing that his coach doesn’t think he’s good enough to play

instead they think flip at SS gives them a better chance to win

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 26, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

What happens when you give even the Nats extra outs.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this is bad... very bad...

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

We lose.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog would've.

this is really pissing me off

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

even Al says boog would've

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

of fucking course

LOPEZ has cost us so many games this season

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

let's see here

The last two games, Tony has sat Boog for Lopez.

I guess it doesn’t matter that much because it’s not like we lost those two game….oh wait.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez at SS makes absolutely no sense

I assume tlr’s rationale for that is that we can have two lefties vs. the RHP…
This would make sense if Lopex could actually hit the ball

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

checking in during a commercial break...

i’m sure no one’s mentioned that Brendan Ryan in the starting lineup means we’re winning 1-0

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This loss is squarely on TLR...

Yeah, I know, the usual apologist routine about he’s not on the field, blah blah blah. But when you play a 2B at SS and he plays poorly, it’s the guy who put him there’s fault.

by DiscoJer on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1 after 3 is a loss?

Fuck.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you know what it's like around here.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The team is frustrating the hell out of me, it's true

But they’re still 12 games over .500. Jesus I’d hate to see some of our posters be Pirates or Orioles fans

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Carpenter mentioned that last inning

“sucks to be in a pennant race, doesn’t it” or something to that effect.

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr

is pretty ignorant on this situation though…3 runs on lopez

who was the person who mentioned the glares carp would lopez if some type of incident occurred? I blame this on you!!!…jinx :)

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-3 in the 4th

On whom does this win squarely fall?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

400!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

see what hatred gets you?

a really cool lightsaber and a cape

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert says: "screw it, i'll win it myself"

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

well he knows lopez can't field and oquendo can't coach 3rd anymore

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

400!!!!!!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hell yeah now win!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

400 HR's

Apu

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

400

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

woop woop

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

back to back would be nice here

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

not as good, but good enough

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone see who caught it? it looked like a clean catch

but the colors for teams are the same

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

most likely a strasburg fan (there's more strasburg fans than nationals fans at this game today)

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

some old dude with a white beard

and a nats cap
boooooooo

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

400

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The W looks like a butt tee hee

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dubya

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

did that bounce before Winn hit it? lol

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

no seriosly

bc holliday was basically on 2nd base…if it was caught he was a dead duck…wth was he doing?

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoping really intensely

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he may as well just ran home for how long he was looking at morgan "hoping intensely"

reminds me of that one play where holliday couldnt score from second on a base hit….he had his back to the outfield…bad fundamentals

in either case holliday!! read the ball better…..just go with your gut and run…at times he seems like he doesnt want to make a mistake

sometime its better to go the albert route and just run like ur in 1st grade…sure albert has been out by miles before but that comes with the territory

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice job holliday coming in

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Winn pulls out the 9iron

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nats fan caught it. :[

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Grandslammaker?

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT YADI YOU EFFERS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Just reading lips it looks like the fan said something like

he’s going to give Albert the ball and see if he’ll sign one.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

classy

nationals fans seem like nice folks. both of them.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep your ball off my Yadi!!!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, you silly GoB.

Anyone notice something funny? Pujols hits #400 the ONE at bat where Dan and Al were not blabbering on about “Here’s a chance at history!” — hell, they barely got the camera back in time for his swing.

by JStymie on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wow bases loaded for........

Skip..

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll be happy with a sac fly

make it happen, skippy!

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can get a sharp grounder through.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dee Dee and AJ in attendance. so it's official and certified.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

nah, just known to be there

AJ apparently dogging it in the bullpen previously.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

aj was shagging bp in full uni

I will post pics tomorrow. He caught a liner off Dad’s bat

by ubeddie on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nice

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBIMaker!

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

my kingdom for a sac fly

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip!

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

YES someone put up the gritty pic

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

do eeeet

the most interesting one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skippeh!

you can stop self-flagellating now. no, really. Skip, stop it!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

homers are rally killers?

skippy laughs

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

they keep showing albert

what are they talking about?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..

by d-dee on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

what else?

herp derp HE HIT 400 HOMERS derp

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here you go

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put the urban dictionary widget on your dock.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

an illustrated primer:

DERP

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, Yadi obeys stop sign this time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi knows Bernadina has a strong accurate arm, unlike morgan in center

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

trufax

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol feliz

single, now bases loaded no outs

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

chris carpenter, anonther grand slam here please

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that's penny, not carp

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CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Carp strolls angrily to the plate

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris "get outta here you fucker!" carpenter

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, don't hurt yourself, Carp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Pedro Feliz

the Cesar Cedeno of 2010.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter gives a fuck about working the count

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, CN

See 3 unearned for Carp. . . Floppy, I presume .. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

2 shitty plays

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're actually right.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update. ..

Is Boog hurt or just still in Tony’s (B)ARF house?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you Carp, now Felipe can't GITP

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

lopez, you better make this up

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that doesn't count

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

well

it’s a run

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw

Didn’t bat around

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It really didn't seem like a big deal...

I mean hey Albert does this stuff all the time…

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the little twitter box in the bottom right of MLB at bat is endlessly amusing

it just censored part of a tweet to produce “Cardinals 1st ba***** Albert Pujols” etc etc. someone needs to work on that profanity filter

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Did someone just call him a bastard?!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

think about what happens if you make “baseman” plural

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get it

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that there's anything wrong with that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

McKnight had a hard time getting "pirouette" out

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGG!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Floppy wouldn't

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

*Floppy won't

now

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

BoOoOoOoG

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

somehow it doesn't seem like we could have possibly scored four runs in that inning

and yet that’s what happened

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Floppy dug deeper than Boog with his errant paws?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost wonder if he didn't hustle on that out at first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Jason Marquis. awesome!!!

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

it's Jason Marquis

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

your point?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

attack of the ex cardinals that suck

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess the Reds got all the good ones.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

one more

Booooooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No subject line

But I don’t care

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARDINALS!!!!!

i root for nats when they aren’t playing the cards

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice haha

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

HUUUERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

can I get a pitch count for Carp & Zim?

GD is on strike

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp — 65 pitches
Zimmerman — 70 pitches

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

danke

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

I was straightening up my bedroom and found my Pujols shershey. I know what I’m wearing to work tomorrow

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So did Carp chew Tony's ass out for having Lopex in at SS?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So Chris Carpenter is going to assassinate Dmitry Medvedev?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

WITH MIND BULLETS

That’s telekinesis, Kyle

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, I called the tunnel-talk first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

talk or just a look?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewwwww

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I love how the spanish mlb ads slow down when they start to say “Albert Pujols” and then say it in an “American accent”

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Phillips of Virginia

already made the #400 exchange

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

had no idea at the time that it was 400

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he's in national security

how does he fit into doomsday?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know!

It’s like, who in their right mind would go to a baseball game wearing a shirt that buttons up?

crazy!

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classy guy who caught APu's 400

traded it for an autographed ball

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert should hit him another one.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

better than the "cardinal fan" that didnt give back Steven Hill's first MLB hit

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

braintwinning

to the extreeeeeeme

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boras is in the house.

if you see any strange mists or clouds of bees, that’s why

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

who smells Ryan Braun?

besides Ryan Braun, researching his new cologne

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

McGwire apparently drilled by foul ball.

he’s stoic.

dude, he has wayyyyy more white hair than when the season started

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Mozeliak probly told him to do it so LaRussa doesn't have him pinch hit in sept.

that would also put him back on the 5 yr waitlist for HoF votes

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point

I’d look forward to this, it would give me something positive to look forward to…too.

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game being broadcast to the trapped miners in Ecuador

OK it’s not, but it would be a nice gesture….they would get a kick out of Shannon.

by Iowa on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ecuador is a soccer country

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

they'll enjoy lopez

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean chile?

yeah, it must really suck to be down there

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

by “down there” I meant stuck in a tiny little cave without any sunlight

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

or perhaps

post-luggaging

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

zomg, motion denied!

finally!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jay with the fuckin basket catch

my my

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

I thought that was gone

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

don't think he ment to hit a sac fly

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF - Carp struggling against the Nats on top of a Waino loss to the Pirates. . .

Bizarro land. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever it takes

we can do

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, some of that "struggling" is lopez's fault

…again

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could somebody

Please explain why Boog doesn’t start at ss, Floopy does, and then Boog replaces him. Not watching or listening to the game…also thought Tony was playing guys to win the game (unlike earlier in the year I guess).

by knifecakes on Aug 26, 2010 8:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

because Tony LaRussa

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahem

remember, it’s Tony

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

handegg update

Bradford throws his second TD pass today, Rams 17, Pats 7 in the second quarter
/flame shield activated

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

/BRADFORD

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

bah

Rams need all the positive news they can get. Plus, any time I ever look up and see a ticker that has the Rams with a lead over the Patriots, it’s a good moment.

Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.

by nota bene on Aug 26, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh good news from the Rams....

long time comming

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does Neil Lomax look?

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

per wikipedia

“Lomax and his wife Laurie live in Lake Oswego, Oregon.1 They have four children: the oldest, Nick, was a quarterback at Boise State and is now attending Oregon State University; his daughter Ali plays basketball for the girls basketball team at Westmont College, his second son, Jack, was a quarterback at Lake Oswego High School and is now a freshman quarterback at Oregon State; and his youngest son Mitch played for Lake Oswego Little League’s Oregon state championship baseball team.12

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Zimmerman... What a 3rd baseman looks like.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

don't make me dream

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh me want!!!

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is where we fire up the van...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes yes.... We will take him by force...

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pfft that is cool lol

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did the idiot with the cell phone behind home just get thrown out?

jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup

by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

why do the GOB hate us so?

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

5 curveballs in a row is pretty consistent

/sarcasm

maybe he’s just having a bad day, like waino a few days ago. everyone has a bad day sometimes

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i know

just seems to be one frustration after another the last few games

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah the timing sucks

when we must need our aces to shut down the opposition they both have 1 of their respective worst games

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the fu, carp?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY ISNT TYLER GREENE ON THIS TEAM

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what's with the flyballs

two in a row? really :/

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

PH for carp this inning please

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

thank

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask and you will...

COLBY RASMUS WOO WOO

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell....we need to stop the sucking now!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

rasmus! he's alive!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

damn the copyright police got to the stream...

no more live feed for me.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well, it was fun while it lasted

 lol spanish ads

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp done, Colby in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby done

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

in that dramatic montage

did they have to show Suppan crawling out from under the mob?

by lawman3842 on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe West with the called 3rd strike after a quick nap

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

cardinals suck

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   5 recs

sad, but true

and getting truer

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep. but WHY?

(don’t say because TLR)

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

also because we are not good enough at too many positions. apu is great, but so many others are either sub-par or playing subpar this year. can’t rally often enough to score consistently. reds have a more balanced line-up with votto just below apu and rolen close to holliday. after that, their offense is clearly better.

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw this

i am outta here…

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WE'RE. LOSING. AGAIN.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCK FUCK

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 26, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

EREWAY OSINGLAY AGAINAY

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floppy error + crappy Carp

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone earlier made the point..

B.Ryan glove > Lopez glove
B.Ryan offense lately > Lopez offense lately

sigh

by leefyg on Aug 26, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup. he's been a much better player in the 2nd half

and floppy is perhaps hurt—elbow? I know he was nursing a knee issue recently

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCKAGE

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

suck

someone else can come up with the other 49 words

by Iowa on Aug 26, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crud. . .Leave for a bullshit meeting and come back for even deeper bullshit. . .

WTF is the team trying for higher draft picks. . . ?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG, there wasn't a pitch that was a strike.

Of course, he could have called a couple of those balls strikes.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mother of ass. . . .throw the friggin ball over. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

A strike!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfucking real . . good day. . . I'm off to swim in the klongs. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well since the reds actually want to win the central

i guess we should turn our attention to the wild card, improbable as it may be, since no one wants to win it (at least not this week). 4 games back seems like a ton

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry...

I was watching handegg.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

might as well go back

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this Bradford kid

he’s… like, impressive and stuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Cardinals don't make the playoffs.

I don’t think Albert will win the MVP.

If they make it, I think he edges out Votto.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

probably

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

*checks boxscore after long, arduous, shitty day*

/day gets worse

jesus christ, this team is becoming a fucking disgrace to watch

by mattyp on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

*Checks Rams boxscore*

now that’s more like it. Sam Bradford > Cardinals (current version)

by mattyp on Aug 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear ya

it really sucks when something you count on to be an enjoyable distraction (at least more often than not) starts become just one more frustration. bleh

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

was gonna say glad i don't own them, but

deadspin makes me wonder how well the owner group makes out win or lose

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus if you owned them you could make changes

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

instantaneously

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this Clippard the scary dude?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

there's still hope

so long as there’s el mang

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems more and more like i should focus my rabid fandom solely

on the Mang’s pursuit of the Triple Crown

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hollifuckinday

hell of a swing

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

There quitters all of them

Its just you and me VEP, you and me… for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

people are mesmerized by Rams preseason football

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

fool me once, shame on you

fool me 7 times…shame…shame…er…you can’t get fooled again
*although I am still here

by mattyp on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom said if you have nothing nice to say,

say nothing at all.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was

puritan brainwashing, be nice. Tell that to Cueto.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

drinking

Franklins, what else? But I think this will be a W

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

that one, this one {insert appropriate win graphic, which I can’t do]. Optimism from this fan.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think its odd that Drew Storen is already

considered the Nats ‘Closer of the future’ despite, you know, not doing much yet?

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

because he's the closer of the present?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got great stats for a rookie that was selected in the 2009 draft.

unlike strasburg, he signed early to get his career started. He knew from what mike rizzo and chad cordero told him, he was going to get move through the system fast as a reliever

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice pitch selection there yadi

almost as good as holly

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Doubled.

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN IT
dgoold Never fear #Cardinals Nation, Clippard is pitcher Ludwick racked for a game-winner earlier this season. He’s coming up this .. oh, right. 7 minutes ago via web

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMNATION

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

so cruel

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

(curses), Goold!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought Strauss was the mean one ;(

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe this season has turned even the Good Reporter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

top 9

Feliz-Miles-BOOG
what could possibly go wrong?

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

feliz automatic out, miles gets a hit, boog hits into a DP

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matty's D has been pretty good.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, this handegg is... uh. kind of mesmerizing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to say though, if the Nats win i'm wearing my Nats cap to my softball game

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Franklin

effective pitcher
who knew?

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

this game has been really screwed up

it was only predictable that carp and kmac would suck and franky would save the day

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, compared to his other outings

this was pretty bad…against the nats too

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our "Single" Offensive Force

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles does his thing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

lols, miles

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG, BUT THAT FUCKER ON THE GROUND

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Classic Miles.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate the cardinals

this is not going to happen again this is not going to happen again this is not going to happen again

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

boog walkoff

yes, in the top half of the inning.

by tomsteele on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the GOB, damn it!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant

they’ll never see it coming1

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol nothing would surprise me

though it would have to LITP

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take balls, Boog.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

he broke the rules of how hitting’s supposed to work… how can i fault him for that

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go cardinals chant

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a strike

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Nats broadcast

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice f'in call joe

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

send the runners?

heart palpitations

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooog

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOG

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Take a chance at home?

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

the bench goes crazy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

in play, run(s)

GOOOOOOOB

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't want

any other SS but mr. clutch Boog!!! Let’s go!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog = out of doghouse

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

HOWLY CHOW!!!!!

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

glad i returned for this

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Up, 10 Cents

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a little disconcerting that jay rhymes with triple play

/haters gonna hate

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ohhhh foul.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

walk jay and pitch to albert

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

nice swing, just ass

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

what was that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

don't lose the faith now

you’re the one who’s been keeping it tonight, mang

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

jaybird, fail

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

push

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

gidp

sliders eating him up lately

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

All's the pressures on Matty now.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert smiling at the catcher. he knows.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Back from the klongs. . . .

Can the team actually come back? Jay fail . . . Albert IBB . . .Matt at the bridge . . again

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

guy can't commit, or he's a moron

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kid needs to be slapped.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah frick holliday with bases loaded

not f’ing again

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

brb putting on Holliday shersey

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

football jersey removed

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

take a freakin pitch this time Holliday

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

we HAVE to tie this game

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert happily chatting with Kennedy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

let's go lego

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday walks, game tied?

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll TAKE IT!

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

you son of a

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ta da!

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not that hard!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is your fault!!

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

O.O

HOW DID YOU KNOW

i hope he’s ok holy crap that didn’t look good

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

nice

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

laugh out loud

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

/assuming holly is ok

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry about that

our closer is lights out

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be a pussy, step into one, son!

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i honestly thought you'd said this after the fact

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the GOB, damn it!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog sure does that golf clap a lot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT HIM!!!! HOWLY CHOW!!!!!

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLLIDAY HIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ON THE HAND

BRIEFLY ON THE GROUND

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEFT WRIST CONNECTOR

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALBERT INSPECTING IT

PERHAPS TO PUT HIS HEALING HANDS ON IT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it must be true

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

BARRY HAD A TOWEL

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky there for us

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a Winn(er)?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

that still counts as an RBI right?

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The GOB give and the GOB take away.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been waiting for the bases loaded plunk all year

thank you Storen, fucking thank you

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

mixed emotions mixed emotions

mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions mixed emotions

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

^ this

i’m conflicted

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

how'd you know what i was wearing??!!

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it bad?

shannon didn’t say anything about it

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

he looked hurt

i thought he was hit in the face at first, based on his reaction

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pray the Nats bring in Bautista, he's the biggest choker in their pen

and the only righy left

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

NVM, burnett

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hand

is better than the wrist

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he was in pain, though

nerves there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

why no craig?????????

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-7 sub 3 era.... i feel bad for burnett

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy Winn makes me cringe when he swings

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

you may now decringe

amazing enough

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a DP ball too...

thank GOB for once

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

something in Randy's eye?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

skoop da woop

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

We hope

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOWLY CHOW!!!!!!

cards winning

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

omg FTWINN

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHH YEAAAAHHH

Cardinal not suckation for the win

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

they're not in STL ya know

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL nats

winn singles

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy Winn

POG!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP?? Luck on our side?

what is this!!!?? HAAAALP!!!

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

WAND-urful!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

uhhhhh i just jizzed a little

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

USE THE TOWELS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you outside the house again?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

my druthers for 'nuther run or two. . .

 . . .thank you . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog smiles

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaahhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

u should post this on their board..

it is toooo freakin funny

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and green

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salas warming.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

no

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehhehehehehehhehehehehe

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are, at least temporarily,

out sucking us

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santa Claus isn't real

the easter bunny is actually some pagan fertility god.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god...they just might

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Yadi....

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

on a Pedro Feliz triple

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, Yadi was actually trying to run there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

can count on yadi

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadibooboo

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Yadi....

yadi, yadi, yadi

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

at least

franklin can stay in i guess….

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, Yadi was actually trying to run there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi league-leading zillionith DP. Cardinal Care files for bankruptcy. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

they receive the money

and they don’t get it when we DP

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not even leading his own team in GIDP.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The wall in right field is pretty high right?

Winn isn’t going to Jai Alai a game-winning HR over it, right?

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Franklin 7-2 on the season???

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

it starts

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'd rather see Salas here

Not really excited about either option, though.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Who after Franklin? Salas?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

did McClellan pitch?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

the 7th

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

he threw balls from the small hill as directed by Yadi
But i wouldn’t call it pitching per se.

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wham!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

"one" being the key word there

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FranKlin

keep it going dude

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ground ball, DP, pleez.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

doing the frizzy thing

to get to pudge
hmmmmm?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

you can't walk him, you can't walk him, you can't walk him. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Would have been preferable.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't

unbefuckinglievable.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

who saw that coming?

(raises hand)

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Frazzy returns. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

doin what it takes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?????

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This team

really doesn’t want to make the playoffs, does it?

by Iowa on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon called it. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

haha exactly

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is actually better when going more than one

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

not doubting you, just surprised. I guess it’s the failures that stand out. the real problem is of course having a pitch-to-contact closer

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

of all possible outcomes

wtf?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

that just isn't good enough

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

im trying to be positive

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about to

say, about time for some Franklins at 2-0, and now I really need Franklins. But, we are still going to win. and quiet Ray Knigt.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck at that.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's play extra!

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

One bad pitch... one single pitch

at least we’re tieing in a conventional way

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

i blame yadi

even a fin flyball and we wouldn’t be here
worse possible outcome for him
best for bernadina

exasperosity prevails

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think i saw this game played in san fran last night.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this is taboo

i don’t care, but other might. just so ya know.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but yes

its a fucked up graph

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point

which is why I had to post

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

links to the graph also work.

you can still make your point that way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well floppy can't pitch tonight cuz he's already out of the game with a 27.00 ERA

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wonder if Floppy is on the bench or on the team. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooooooooh

well played there shade

tlr gets 1miiiiillion era on this game too

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

isn’t his ERA only 9? he was in the game for 3 innings

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

also remember he pitched a scoreless inning at one point

ERA = 6.75?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh didn't see that

…lopez still sucks at shortstop

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at that power!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Just missed, Craigers.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i knew that molina DP would come back to haunt us

Seriously wtf? We aren’t that bad, why are we so unlucky. The only games we finally do come back Franklin blows it. What fucking bullshit.

by mick311 on Aug 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

If we can't beat the nationals

I don’t know if I feel like we belong in the playoffs. Here’s hoping they make it, but gob this looks bad.

by birdosrojos on Aug 26, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

the nats aren't bad

those two losses at pgh piss me off more

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Miles!

they’re after your lucky charms!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

lord

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he needs to be insulted

or he won’t hit.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did we really

FINALLY complete a late inning comeback only to see the bullpen take a big ol’ shit?

"Who is John Gall?"

by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

this reminds me of yesterday’s reds game

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

which team are we?

the one taking really good at bats in the top of the tenth?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucksome inning

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Normally, deserving teams make the playoffs

2006 may have been an exception and that turned out okay. We don’t deserve it this year but maybe we will finally get lucky.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

usually this is the sign of a streak beginning

we seem to suck for 5 games then hit the piss out of the ball for 5 games

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the pitcher is hitting behind Pujols again.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugggg

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

if we take a lead

and MacD comes in to protect it instead of Salas, i will go absolutely apeshit.

just saying

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Trevor Miller

He looks like my high school chemistry teacher

by birdosrojos on Aug 26, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like a meth cooking chemistry teacher

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too articulate for a meth chef

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we can get this to the 11th

We win. Well, maybe. But we don’t lose yet.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

this team finds new ways to upset me

they are quite possibly the most irritating, frustrating, and infuriating team that i have ever been a fan of

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

So you're saying

they are extremely innovative?

"Who is John Gall?"

by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i apologise for Holliday's plunking

it was wrong of me to wish it on lego.

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

06 was up there too

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was also psychic

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the GOB care not for your apology

they are only looking for excuses for their cruelty

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i miss jason motte

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliz is a good 3B

Do we have anybody in our organization who can play second at a plus level?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Descalso is pretty handy at 2B

also

TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE
TYLER GREENE

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Cox

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

him too

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, you have your cox mixed up

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, put the wrong cox in the wrong place

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

with a name like cox

who needs friends?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

courtney?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

something like that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

though gone for a while

i’d say jose martinez is the best defender

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oquendo?

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

secret weapon must be activated!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that thing's operational

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Adam Kennedy

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

done

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Nats announcer sounds like he is from Texas or something.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that I really enjoy listening to Hrabosky...

but I haven’t gotten the Cards announcers on Xtra Innings in about a week. Had the Pirates announcers for the entire series…and those guys sound like they are giving play by play at a funeral…

"Who is John Gall?"

by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they aren't?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same for me usually.

But I can’t listen to Al, just can’t stand it.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a badass inning

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

millers pitch count is like 50 now

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig replaced him

probably after the HBP

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double switched

Craig stayed in left. Pitcher batting clean up, again.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am really

hating double switches as a tactic now. Lohse hits better than Matt? Sucks.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, APu, hit 401 for us

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we really...

have Miller, Miles, Feliz, Ryan, Molina, Jay, Craig, and Winn in the game at the same time? That’s the worst collection of baseball talent surrounding Pujols since he played for Maple Woods CC.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller = decent loogy

Boog = good D
Molina = Great D

ok, the rest are pretty shitty but…

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz good D at least

And I think Boog qualifies as great

by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harsh

I’m sure MWCC was better than that…

"Who is John Gall?"

by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

so... is anybody familiar with the story of Job?

cause it feels like we at VEB are in some elaborate experiment by the GOB

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

If this is Job

It’s only going to get worse from here on out.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha

i know… (sigh)

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good night guys

GOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 26, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

On writing, sad how few posts the last few games. . Anyone recall double overflows?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

people develop heart problems watching this shit and have to wait for sportscenter the next day

per doctor’s orders

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

I was sure that was out

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

nice try boog

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

of fucking course

can’t catch a break, eh?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

late to the game

what’d I miss??

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

4 run comeback to go up 2 runs top of the ninth after the worst game ever

followed by franky surrendering a two run HR to tie it up again. this is just painful

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr managed this game so well that

that got us into a situation where we get holliday hit on the hand with a 95 mph fastball that he will feel till the end of the season….oh but we tied the game

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schizophrenic baseball.

Also, there’s a post for you in the day thread.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

answered it

but there’s not enough info for me to answer

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I right......

Anderson is the only bench player left?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

13 pitchers, no?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

no 12...but I count 12 position players

have played, leaving only BA.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB

Dangit.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Good job Tony.

You managed to put the pitcher behind Albert, AGAIN.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i have always liked tony... i have defended tony

but i really think that its time for a change… why trade for feliz to get lopez a rest and then start him in like every single game afterwards? and not just start him, but put him in positions to make critical errors and risk being decapitated by a garment bag?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredbird on the DL

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor fredbird

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont see a problem with it

he is a part time OFer

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he is basically a position player

at least he pitches like one

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB?

god damn it

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

no a and w?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU NATS!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

LOHSE?

wait…LOHSE?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, why the hell did we basically take Pujols out of the game offensively?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

uhh

because Holiday got hit on the hand?

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

havent been watching

but couldnt it have been a straight change craig for holliday??

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig PH for Franklin.....

after Holliday was hit….they could have ph a pitcher and held Craig for a straight switch w/ Holliday.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

craig had pinch hit for Franklin

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they could have just left craig in as the pitcher

switched holliday and craig, and then made a pitching change.

Now Pujols effectively will not bat the rest of the game.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig would have had to face a batter.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone explain this a lil more

im sincerely asking for a legit explanation

i was under the wrong assumption it was bc of the HBP

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He decided to take Holliday out in a double switch.....

The option was to have a either pitcher or Craig PH for Franklin. If it had been a pitcher, Craig could have been straight switched for Holliday in LF and hit behind Albert. Instead, TLR took option A, and a gimpy Albert will be getting walked for the rest of the night, again.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh thx

seriously, you would think a manager would learn his lesson after a 20 inning game

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, it has.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle... Lohse...

GOOD FUCKING JOB TONY

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

KIck ass!!! ... The breakfast club is on!!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

no way this movie is the bomb... I grew up with this stuff

however Ferris Beuler was better.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Demented and sad, but social.

jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup

by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love John Hughes

Weird Science was the best…

"Who is John Gall?"

by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

100% less frustrating!

Of course, pretty much anything can claim that in relation to Cardinals baseball right now.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's only in there for his defense anyway.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that it could happen for a few innings

but if we loaded the bases for Albert, especially with a couple outs, i bet you we see him join the IBB with the bases loaded club.

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea, and i had my hopes up there for a while (top of the 9th)

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

hey everyone it's Salas!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

who let Dan out of the Drunk tank

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

so its 1-0 STL then i leave

i come back and its 5-3 STL, i watch then its 8-6 WAS. i leave. then its 10-8 STL. i come back. then its 10-10 tied. maybe i should leave again?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow this is a brand new SBN

i had other comments.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i came back and it was 5-3 STL

then i watch and its 8-6 WAS. then i leave. i come back and its 10-8 STL. i watch and its 10-10 tied. should i leave again?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is fucking unBELIEVABLE

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

just retarded as shit

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and where the FUCK what that, ump?

i’m developing ulcers…

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait

for the day cardinals baseball is not overmanaged… Considering over half of my life it has.

by thewizard3 on Aug 26, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It's more than just overmanaging

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the Colts got pummeled by the Packers :P

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

thats a (preseason) winning streak, right?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALBERT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup

by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

MANG DOWN!!!!!! MANG DOWN!!!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING BASTARD GOBBBBBBBS

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OMGOB

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in the past month. Why, Albert, why.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Holy shit

Holliday and Pujols?! IN THE SAME GAME?!?! AGAINST THE NATIONALS?!?!?! HYACHACHACHACHACHA

by astrostl on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

every time tony la russa hits a pitcher behind albert pujols,

An angel starts shooting up heroin.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   4 recs

i lol'd

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

classic . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, who was it that brought up Job??

this is on you

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

nobody mention Revelation

last thing we need is a lake of fire

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert went for a foul ball

And he was jumping up on the tarp but he missed it, slipped and fell on his ankle.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Albert trying to field a foul, tried to go on top of the tarp

Missed and rolled his ankle. He’s up and walking around. Gingerly.

jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup

by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugggggggggggggggly

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone recall when Vince Coleman challenged a tarp?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ozzie told that Coleman was talking to some chick in the stands when the tarp rolled his way . . .

 . . perhaps discussing the possibility of rolling his pleasures into a ball. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

she has some really good ideas

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floppy had a (miserable) hand in this disaster, too

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with all of the above

but this is mostly tlr…..easily avoidable by just starting Ryan…

and then u have 200 million dollars less in injuries..simple

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think so

for the time being, maybe, but there’s no way that didn’t give him one hell of a sprain or something

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll have a grapefruit in there tomorrow

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it was a really bad sprain

no way he could even walk that well on it now

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

it’ll be swollen though

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

He probably could use a day off after this

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell happend

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS I AM SCARED FOR PUJOLS

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Good night everyone

Time to clean the old oven…

"Who is John Gall?"

by iron duke75 on Aug 26, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert seems more or less okay...

he jogged back to the dugout without a pronounced limp

by ViperLjs on Aug 26, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well at least tony had the foresight to have him walk down to first for the rest of the game

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

If it was really bad, he couldn’t even do that

by saladdays on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive rolled my ankle really hard before playing football

It can feel like 10/10 on the pain scale for a few minutes and get better fast. I hope thats all that happened to him.

by ViperLjs on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

the most pain ive ever been in was a rolled ankle

pickup game of bball…my ankle is still bigger than it should be…i probably tore something but it was sooo painful

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what

winn has really been alright. haters: STOP HATING.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

winn's a high point for this game

i will just never forgive him for playing next to the wall on two consecutive fly balls to shallow right field

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!!!!

dfjioewijfeif

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late white sox got him

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Not really a big loss, I can’t stand the guy anyway. Not to mention his defense is a HUGE liability

by ViperLjs on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes

really good other times

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm

i take my comment back. i thought he had two years of absurdly high UZRs and the rest really bad, but he just consistently sucks.

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Several to blame

but Franklin mostly. The most overrated and ineffectual closer in baseball.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't think he's the most overrated

because i don’t think he’s highly rated. papelbon’s gotta be the most overrated. but yeah, franklin sucks.

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

Not the most overrated. Just the most ineffectual. And the softest throwing.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

A word known to most people who attend college:

in·ef·fec·tu·al   /ˌɪnɪˈfɛktʃuəl/ Show Spelled[in-i-fek-choo-uhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1. not effectual; without satisfactory or decisive effect: an ineffectual remedy.
2. unavailing; futile: His efforts to sell the house were ineffectual.
3. powerless; impotent.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

this Loss if we lose .....

Rests upon Floppy’s Defense

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

why the hell was boog not in there again?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

a winner

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

4/6

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How to protect from another YadiDP??

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

ha ha from our frustrated nationals fans.
A leadoff hit in extra innings …
I wonder what that’s like

by d_c_guy on

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

boohoo

they didn’t have to feel the suffering of Albert Pujols running into a tarp and falling to the ground cringing

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marecek tweet...
Dumb stat. According to @baseball_ref, this year Franklin has allowed 4 runs in 2 games w/ Joe West behind the plate #stlcards

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 26, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi trying for the gidp

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF
I hate to think of how it helps the Nats
But there’s an excellent chance that the Cardinals won’t have their top three hitters in the lineup tomorrow. I’d imagine Pujols gets a day off, Holliday will get a day off, and Rasmus is still being limited to PH duty. I’d say that Rasmus is the most likely to play tomorrow, to be honest.

by bluelineswinger on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Really now.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

I kinda wanna see this happen.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Schumaker 2B
Jay CF
Winn RF
Craig 1B
Molina C
Lopez LF
Feliz 3B
Pitcher
Ryan SS

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that lineup would put up 21 runs.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

. . over the course of a season

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

put miles in LF and give Lopez the night off

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's preposterous...

a Craig/Molina combo would be a guaranteed DP

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the pujols would be out there with a wheelchair

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this whole season has reached the point of ridiculousness.

Yes Tony over manages and causes his own problems but the Cardinals are incredibly unlucky.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

and suffer from poor decision making

batting
on the bases (coaches and players)
and on the bench

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ridiculousness = a message whose content is at variance with reason

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well tlr's moves today

have set off a butterfly effect that has put us in the situation to only be unlucky

by guillermozeliak on Aug 26, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

still on 2nd too

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wanted to GIDP so badly

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

So, when Franklin gave up that home run

I don’t think I even blinked. It’s just been that kind of year. Of course we’d start off our series against hte Nationals like this.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah

i saw that coming a mile away

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this whole season is beyond belief

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

won*

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's their closer?

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

bradford had a great game

game close due to kickoff return by pats and they left their starters in way longer

by TheBirds on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He been sacked yet?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess my concerns about his health were unwarranted.

Hope he does well, and that Clausen will do better :)

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way too early to not be too concerned about his health

But AC joint injuries aren’t that big of a deal for quarterbacks post-surgery.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I wanted to see if he could actually take a sack.

Because I honestly wasn’t sure if he could 5 or so months ago.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 27, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Pats starters were playing into the 4th Quarter

against the Rams’ 3rd stringers, and Bellichick was calling bombs on almost every play. It was pretty clear he was disgusted by being handled by the Rams starters and wanted to show up the team and win.

by ViperLjs on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially the 3rd game, which is the most meaningful and "real"

and against a very good Patriots team. Remember a couple years back when the 1st team offense didn’t even score a TD the whole preseason? That is indicative of a terrible, terrible team. This team doesn’t look anything like that, especially when Jackson is playing.

by ViperLjs on Aug 26, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you had actually watched the game....

that’s the point. It’s preseason football and I would never watch it because it’s meaningless junk. I’m just a grumpy old man.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 26, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batista was as good as ours until...

the M’s swooped in with that 3/$25 million deal. Bastards.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Aug 26, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

balk!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

dan... look out the fucking window

these are all cardinals fans booing

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

haha... i wasn't saying that they were wrong for booing the guy who kept trying to pick off winn

i was joking that dan said “even the hometown fans here are booing”

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ROIDS

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to stop striking out

if he wants to play major league baseball

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah did somebody kill his pet hamster or something

he’s lifeless

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUNGING

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Aug 26, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winn on 2nd, nobody out, no score.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

so there are 3 more games in this series and both teams are going to have no bench and no pitching...

this is gonna be a lot of fun

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

here we are in the 12th

needing senor happy to go 3 for 6 to have a shot

oh well

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

overflow?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 26, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

or fail miserably

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

so I think this guy is available

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel a walkoff coming

Please prove me wrong

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm still

having trouble rationalizing pedro feliz as our 3rd baseman. Come to think of it, I’ve yet to rationalize this season. College Football can’t come soon enough.

by thewizard3 on Aug 26, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a hell of a lot easier...

than rationalizing Lopez as our third baseman?

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

how is pudge's old ass still in this game

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Fantastic player

Saw him many times in his glory days in Texas.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be okay

if it were Skip, Miles and Floppy

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry gotta do it.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit miles

although he actually looked pretty fast

by vivaelpujols on Aug 26, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

this^

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's like the langoliers

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

little guys always look fast

its cause their little legs have to move fast

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

legs moving fast

deceptive

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was hilarious

is what it was… it’s the first I’ve smiled since the top of the 9th

by thewizard3 on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

stop it!!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert, the Cardinals only have one off day the rest of the season.

Please hit the showers. Take care of yourself. I almost had a heart attack.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and you hadn't already almost had a heart attack like 5 times already in the last 24 hours?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, not until Albert was eaten by the tarp.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

the nats have their last reliever up

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

um.... so why is salas not a regular contributor in the bullpen?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

he is

in memphis

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

OVER THE LINE!!!!!

IM SORRY SMOKEY… THATS A PENALTY… NEXT FRAME

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

and brought him down?

seriously, give him credit for bringing him up, but then magically TLR becomes GM and then sends him down? WHAT THE FUCK?

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

i think tlr gets what he wants up or down to memphis

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm putting the blame of roster transactions where they belong

on the GM

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is trying to take the pressure off Oquendo

who singlehandedly lost a game two nights ago

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

 Fernando why are you pitching around Will Nieves missing the strike zone

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

craptastic salsa

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

just deserts from ak?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Wonder if Kennedy might want to send Tony message?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Kennedy

with his chance to get even.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Here it comes

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

for the love of God .... Not Adam Kenedy

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

great Adam kennedy is going to beat us

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

As I said

above, I only want Boog at SS. My mlb.com is crapping out tonight, intemittent transmission, so I missed the damn play. We will win this one.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 26, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know what just happened

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Fire TLR

by tehzachatak on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!

jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup

by The Continental on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the Boog of all Boogs.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

FUCK YOU TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT BOOG!

You’re the man!

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

tg not floppy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOg

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Kenndy fan club

Anthony Reyes
Kerry Robinson
Scott Rolen
Ozzie Smith
Florida Highway Patrol

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

can soemone explain what boog did other than a rampant f bomb?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

diving snowcone catch

on the OF grass behind 2nd

Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"

by kalmavet on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saved the game.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing diving play to save the game

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kennedy hit a pop up behind second

that was diving fast. Boog booged it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made a diving catch up the middle on a flare

To save the game. Ball almost came out of the glove too.

by Rukasu on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

heart boogggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

no, *I* heart boog

you can like him a lot, but that is all

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I SCREAMED

i was told to be quieter

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Noise

That play got my wife out of bed I yelled so loud.

by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 26, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

TWHS

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow you guys scared me

i saw booogs… and then i don’t know what just happened and fuck you tony… so i thought something bad happened

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

more baseball!!

. . . yay?

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR wouldn't dare

play stoneglove Floppy at SS again, would he?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Aug 26, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

You know, he goes home every night and reads the thread here.

Might do it just to fuck with our heads.

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 26, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey! its larry borowski

nice to have you to witness this trainwreck of a game

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 26, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

linki

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GO BOOG GO

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Tony

Boog is a good fielder and he’s the only SS you have.

That is all.

Sincerely,
redbirdnation8206

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

mwhaaahahahahah

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

soooo...does b ryan get the start tomororw?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so sick of this

I’m so sick of this… I hate watching this team. A long day at work, you come home, this team stresses you out further… but I can’t stop watching. I hate this cycle.

by thewizard3 on Aug 26, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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