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Game 124 Open Thread, Cardinals at Pirates 25th August 2010

St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates, Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT


I'm done with losing
This isn't how it should be, plus
It's the Pirates, guys


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Screw Pujols.

The Cardinals’ MVP this year might end up the Reds’ bullpen.

by PeterStork670 on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giants take the lead!

more awesome-er!!!!

Gritty Proven Veteran

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Giants if you don’t win the game, at least make it a 20 inninger before you lose.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES GIANTS

Craig Carton, radio host:
"If you’re a senior citizen going to Citi Field today, be careful because K-Rod might punch you in the face."

Caller:
"Nah, I wouldn’t worry about it Craig, the Mets haven’t beaten people in back-to-back games since June."

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

what in the?

when i went for a run, it was 10-1

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

this is bizarre. reds bullpen failure. Brian WIlson was brought in for a mop up inning and during the giants ups, it turned into a save situation… haha.

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that might be more T.E.S.S.-ey

than any game the Cards have experienced

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Guillen kills us with his arm again

by enoscountry on Aug 25, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck fuckity fuck fuck

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 25, 2010 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

rumor has it white sox have claimed manny

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 25, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhh thank god.

now giants, please win this before you have to bring Javier Lopez and his incredible 29/20 K/BB ratio in.

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

gameday fail.

showing hotmaker as a righty. and damn you jose guillen.. you suck

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good eye Winn.

Make sure to pick up Oquendo if you have a chance to score.

Heh heh heh.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

boy

that must have been some scouting report the cards gave to the giants

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 25, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

did they score all 9 runs in the 9th?

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that works, too

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert...

one pitch outs are bad

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

as in, i kill someone

using THE INTERNET

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm intrigued

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

I’m done with losing
This isn’t how it should be, plus
It’s the Pirates, guys

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

strikethrough fail

I’m done with losing
This isn’t how it should be, plus
It’s the Pirates, guys

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larussa on Ryan...

“He’s not getting a night off,” said La Russa. “He’s just not playing. I’m trying to play a team that wins the game.”

Is that a dig? That sounds like a dig

by YepYouGuessedIt...CardinalRed on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wonder if it's a dig at whoever asked

Questioning his lineup more than skewing Boog

by PeterStork670 on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can believe this

Tony likes being a dick at every opportunity

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally sounds like a dig

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony, you're playing FELIPE LOPEZ instead. at shortstop. on what planet is that a tactic to win the game?

and i am fond of felipe lopez.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felipe has the hotter bat...oh wait

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I know Ryan isn’t hitting that well, but I’ll take his glove any day at SS over Flip.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 25, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

in his last 25 games

Ryan is hitting .322 with a .367 OBP. Brendan Ryan should be starting everyfreakingday.

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he's been hitting lately

So I’m curious as to what TLR is talking about. He went, what, 0-4 last night, and somehow that’s what does him in?

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 25, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didnt play yesterday either

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa WTF?!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the heck does that mean?

tony speak for boog did something to aggravate him.

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going to watch the end of the reds game first

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that's what i'm doing

this is gonna be a gutshot if the reds win though.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

is my sig acceptable?

i’m not sure what the policy on profanity in signatures is. f bombs haven’t really been frowned upon here recently, but i’m not sure if that makes it ok…

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm cool with it

after all, we have the brandon phillips motivation.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we have the Chris Carpenter motivation.

"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix

by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CDGAFAYS

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

this lineup has 2 McCutchen's in a row

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

go Westbrook

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

what does that mean?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a joke.

The Cardinals are notoriously called out for not having a diverse roster, especially when it comes to African American players. Typically a big deal on Jackie Robinson day.

I was unaware that I was being tracked as a closet racist.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attempting to make a homemade Blizzard.

Can someone please advise me on the proper Reese’s Pieces to ice cream to milk ratio?

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

highest rookie batting average

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

cards not doing squat so far

looks like daniel ‘cy young’ mccutchen is on the mound tonight.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i went to FishStripes

and thought i was the last person on earth

by tomsteele on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

feliz

what was that

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliz being Feliz?

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a swing!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay looks super crazy in this pic

http://mlb.mlb.com/index.jsp

it’s on the main page, first screen of their flash interface thing (MLB could/should do a LOT better in design and advertising online)

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Zito warming.

hahahaha. man there have been some ridiculous baseball games this year.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

more dingers

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we have to respect this quote from Tony:

From the PD game notes

Matt Pagnozzi initially had been groomed as a third catcher but La Russa said Anderson “has played his way throughout the year (at Class AAA Memphis) to where he’s earned this assignment.”

by OCCardsFan on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

third catcher.

that sounds about his ceiling

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

The Paul Bakos of the world are considerably better than Gagnozzi.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ceiling in his basement?

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

third catcher...in Springfield

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

his ceiling was about palm beach.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the reds giants game goes for 20+ innings

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ouch

take out most of the competition, ruthless

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope the Giants win

I don’t care how long it takes

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the main thing

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Giants are our competition too

(in the wild card)

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're also a better bet to finish ahead of us than the Reds are

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bryan Anderson, raising the batting average

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he and jay stole craig's babip mojo. they really need to give it back.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

AL pitcher fail

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

big K for MCutchen there

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm having a hard time seeing a unified strategy against McCutchen tonight.

Half the lineup is taking pitches and half seem to be first pitch swinging.

I don’t get it.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

is he switching over to relief?

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, assuming the Giants don't get a walkoff here

Zito’s coming in for the 12th

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCutchen

why is he pitching so well????

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

he pwns the cards

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as i recall...

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

prior to this game, we've OPSed 900 against him

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

did anyone comment on it?

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

It looked to me like he slid too early and tried to compensate by lifting his legs up.

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in zoomzoom

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

winn is kinda redundant

we could always make skip the 5th outfielder along with some occasional 2B

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could get behind that

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT:

I totally stole this but tis the fantasy football season and I needed a good name. In an effort to keep with the Cardinal tradition I chose…

Joe Buck Yourself

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I like it

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is a disgusting name

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank You

Buzz Killington!

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

randy moss mooning thing

although I guess it’s hard to get Joe’s indignant tone across in print.

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

come on guys this is a AAA AA team you’re playing right now!!!

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck you Chris Synder!

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

triple play, right here

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Zoinks!

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

christ.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

find a way to lose

up to you btrout

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that hurt

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

will not end well

Remember 8/23/10. Keep the Craigen at 2B!

by gocards62 on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh lord.

this is the GOBs punishing us for paying more attention to the giants.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

that was… interesting.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats one

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Zito

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

eff. Zito. i was clearly wrong

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

lighten up gob

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ok still no ball out of the IF

Remember 8/23/10. Keep the Craigen at 2B!

by gocards62 on Aug 25, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

gb to Happy or Albert, plz

I don’t trust the MIFs

Remember 8/23/10. Keep the Craigen at 2B!

by gocards62 on Aug 25, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

crapola

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

nice ground ball there

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito - 85 out of the bullpen

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

for fucks sake, Jay!

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

GIANTS DEFENSE SUCCESS!!!!

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinals fail.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say Colby is a tad better than Jay

but it’s hard to say if he would have got that one

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he's more rangey

jay has a better arm, it’s kind of a wash in defense. colby is a tad better in hitting and defense so it would be nice if he were playing now.

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

was smoked

like he did last night

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, at least it wasn't a grand slam

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

play the ball, don’t let the ball play you

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i thought, as well

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Crads

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

@#$%$#@% you joey Votto. gutshot. urgh

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

obviously

bucs just scored 3 guys, none of whom got the ball out of the infield
in fact, hardly got the ball to the infield

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU GOBS

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i do it myself!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

GD calls mccutchen's hit a "sacrifice bunt." if you reach safely, and there's no error, how is it a sac bunt?

isn’t that just bunting for a hit.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a more realistic look for Westbrook

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

meh. two groundballs for hits, a HBP, and a triple. i'm not sure that this is a sign of bad pitching rather than unlucky.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, there's no way he suddenly became a 9.4 K/9 pitcher

he’s been around 5 for the better part of a decade

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah. i thought you meant this inning particularly.

he’s a groundball guy with otherwise unspectacular peripherals. he’s what we hope lance lynn grows up into. no, i hope nobody expected him to keep striking out 7 a game.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're losing to a team with a 42-84 record

how is this possible?

Remember 8/23/10. Keep the Craigen at 2B!

by gocards62 on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

because Tony touches you at night

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

again

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the 4th inning?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

or do Cardinals teams play with a proverbial stick up thier ass under LaRussa? Or maybe “wound too tight” could be another word? I think if these dudes would just let loose, we wouldn’t even have to look over at the Reds score.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

agree on tlr

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"sick up their ass" = "professionalism"

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's a double edged sword

That aspect of tlr can be a good thing. But this team seems to need the other end of the spectrum at the moment.

by jeff_abs on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck

Fuck you baseball.

by cardfan124 on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

apu, that was a horrible pitch

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

looked like holly on that one

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be cool

if Matt hit a homerun and right before he dropped his bat he shouted “THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!”

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be the wrong head connector

he doesn’t seem to talk unless he has the correct one on

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see braintwin has kept the standards going

low.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

so does that mean I can sit out?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

See the ball

hit the ball

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

heh. "twisting foul into the crowd."

“what crowd?”

The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!

by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

bases will be juiced for feliz

nt

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow Daniel McCutcheon sucks so bad

in 43.1 IP, he managed to have a 6.73 FIP and a 5.79 xFIP…. that’s worse than Jeff Suppan…. wow

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

but he's so handsome (unless that meme has died).

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

memes don't die they fade,

they’re like fads that will appear again one day.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Aug 25, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you get the acronym wrong?

it ends in WICE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe is vain enough to whisper in his own ear

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop mixing metaphors

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's def on life support

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the immortal words of Def Leppard

I got something to say!
Yeah!
It’s better to burn out
THAN FADE AWAY!
(although you could argue they are not taking their own advice.)

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

where the hell

is this strikezone?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

O'Nora

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

everything is going wrong!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

it's a below .500 team

and we’re on the road.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus my mlb.tv stopped working!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, Pedro Muthafuckin Feliz is about to tie this bitch up

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

if by 'tie this bitch up'

you mean pop out weakly, then yes.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only pop ups to short

counted for 3 runs

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

feliz fitting right in with the under-chin hair

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

gamecast is messing up bad cant even watch this

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i can see it

but aren’t sure i want to watch it

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't waste any time pedro

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw shit an ex-Cub is our last hope for the Giants

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

im sorry i must have misread
P Sandoval stole second.

wow i wish i saw this… was the catcher not looking?

by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

strikeout on a breaking pitch

so the catcher was a lil occupied

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

janish dropped a donut on the base.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

we all have harped on the BOB playing poorly against under 500 teams

isnt that a coaching issue? i know they are grown adults but really

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know if it is or not, but I'm ready for TLR to move on.

I don’t think he understands or tries to understand younger players. He has a certain attitude that he expects from players and that is all. If you are different than that he can’t deal with it. Instead of looking at video or stats before they draft future cardinals, they need to give them personality tests. If you aren’t a total hardnose, no need to apply.

grumble, grumble

"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright

by spfldbird on Aug 25, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ozzie

has talked about coaching…would be interesting. Think he would try to bring back Whiteyball?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

umpire took a long walk to get that all sorted

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

and have their second best hitter up

i’m hopeful

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot success

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Westbrook what the fuck man

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the heck is going on here?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

well, your mom called, and then...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

btrout being btrout of yore

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN' SHIT

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds win

"He was fun to be behind." -- Boog on Jaime, 8/22/10

by vico on Aug 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

giants lose.

and we’ll be 3.5 down again before long.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

God I hate you so much

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

IN the Immortal words of Bon Jovi

keep the faith

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

request for optimism

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a beer

soon as the concession stand opens

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you had to remind me i'm out of beer. what a shitty night.

i have only whisky, and i’m really not in the mood.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi's getting restless about now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Westy's

not getting the close calls.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ughhhhhhhhhhh

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

oh... so that's why Felipe's playing SS instead of Boog

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

why?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he could make a very bad play, costing the cardinals a run

it was sarcasm

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you catch Boog's pre-game?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont get pregame stuff

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was pretty un-Boog for a while, as they were asking him about all the, uh, loser losing

usual lines, nobody’s nervous
brightened a tad talking about watching Albert do his thing
then was more himself saying he was ready to go in, including to close
the Cat wasn’t there, but he put in a request for an Ethel Merman impersonation…
Boog seemed to know who she was, but said that was waaaay before his time

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Crads baseball

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

that’s all i can say. that’s all i can even think. i am at a loss for words.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

So, NONE of the infield can defend?

(except ’Bert, obviously)

ITS COLBERIN' TIME

by Aranathor on Aug 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

and he has a E to his credit tonight

official or not

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

TONY HAS A STRATEGY TO WIN! BRENDAN IS NOT PART OF IT!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

no boog, no yadi, no craig

why all the subs at one time?
resting starters is one thing, but no reason to weaken the line-up with so many at one time.

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Ludwick :(

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's on the mound

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that hurt

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

shove it!

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

this was discussed before, i think

and to be honest, as much as i dislike it, it’s a regular tony thing to do, and i’ve gotten over it by now. but come on, sub somebody else out with a sinkerballer on the mound

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

and will never max the win opportunity

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so okay

this game is fucked.

it just has that feel.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

...

winn starting in RF. no-namer w/ ERA over 6. add that with all the cheap hits pittsburgh’s gotten, and yeah. it is.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game is destroying my soul

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Try beer and cheeseburgers....

it’s working for me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's all she wrote for me.

i’m out. for good. haters rejoice.

@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't I read this somewhere before?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job randy

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Cy McCutchen 5 Ks

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

2 hits?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

3

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to make some dinner

see if this shit improves later on

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my fuck, this lineup sucks

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Aug 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you like how we have a .330 and .318 OBP occupying the first two spots?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, but

somebody does

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Yadi can sell it to O'Nora either.

if recollection serves

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Gods of Baseball

Go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,
mattybobo

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

im really at the point of not wanting to watch this season anymore

every time i get my hopes up they infuriate me… i know that i wont stop watching, but i really am starting to give up hope when they roll over for the absolute shit teams in the league

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

probably stayed up all night looking at video of karstens

then they threw a different guy and we are as lost if his name was bud norris

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't get my hopes up and enjoy what's there

Carp is healthy, and how long did we wait for that to happen
Waino is bueno
Albert is ridiculous
the kids are alright
Motte got consistent again

and if it comes to it, there’s always watching the changes in facial hair. it’s like counting the spots on the ceiling in prison.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

its so damned depressing to watch

it doesn’t matter what the reds do anymore cause the cardinals simply refuse to beat the worst teams in the division

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's when you switch to radio.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I guess it's just my experience

of being lame and not watching the Birds while I was in St. Louis. I missed a lot.

I figure… I’ll always have next season. these guys may not. they’ll be more pissed off about that than I’ll ever be.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

like... if I had stopped watching, I would have missed Jason Motte's debut.

best damn thing I ever saw. surprise! axe murderer! no one expects him.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is why i just listen to radio all the time

it seems somehow less painful to me that way. always has.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

helps that Shannon's feeling no pain...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert needs hits.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

why would anybody take anything buster olney says seriously?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

his name is Buster?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTWinn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear lord, floods in Bangkok - roads like parking lots and now this. ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i was under the impression that he wouldn't be playing this year....

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's less than 20 games,

so it doesn’t cost an option….Or something to that effect.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He signed an mlb contract.....

immediately giving him 4(IIRC) option years. He’s on the 40 man, so normally he would have to be optioned to a MiLB team.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

second coming of senor happy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

or you could look at things like this . . . .

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't see you analysis

just got home and turned on the game

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i point something out?

westbrook – 4k’s, 1BB, 84 pitches thrown for 54 strikes. 8 groundouts for 4 flyouts
mccutchen – 5ks, 2BB, 80 pitches thrown for 54 strikes, 4 groundouts to 9 flyouts.

there is a hell of a lot of luck driving this game. westbrook is pitching a game very similar to mccutchen, except he’s actually pitching better, by getting a ton of groundballs – most of the hits have been GB, too. there’s a lot of dumb luck driving this game. it’s just the normal variance of one game to another.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

and the umpire, damn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

walker wasn't bad luck

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

can somebody please cheer me up?

this team is really really putting me down in the dumps… i know that in a couple of months there isn’t going to be baseball, but i cannot stand watching this fucking horrible garbage right now and it makes me sooo sad

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

its worse

im a raider fan

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's worse, actually

Only a handful of franchises you can say that about

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

that is really cool

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry no, exasperosity of it all overwhelms me

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm. I'm blanking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't bad luck

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

need delete button

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

JEEZ CARDS

 Wow, you take a look at these lineups. You pull Albert and Pittsburgh is better. Now pulling Albert is pulling a lot granted, but damn, we’re talking about the Pirates here; they have the worst record in the National. Why would you really expect the guys we have out there to score?

by deweydell on Aug 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So did anyone see about the Marlins and their lying and cheating bastard owners?

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah they were pocketing over 60 million a year in profits

and told the county they were broke so the tax payers will pay billions for their new statium

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least the pirates didn't hide theirs

or did they?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope DeWallet isn't pulling that kind of crap

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

eerie.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's good, isn't he

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"resop" is "poser" backwards.

nm

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Backwards is sdrawkcab backwards.

by deweydell on Aug 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a palindrome

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

this team is absolutely infuriating to watch

It would be a lot easier to follow (or not follow) a bad team, than it is to follow such a schizophrenic and underperforming collection of players..

by Handsome B Wonderful on Aug 25, 2010 8:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

FLOWNED

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

welp theres one

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Floppy!!!

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

would you clowns just do replay and get this over with

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

what is the delay about

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, someone did something!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone hear the rally pig ... popping something?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

it's clicking its little rally pig feet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's on first base.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, that crazy fan really sounded like the rally pig.

but it’s there… clicking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the rally pig is running now

or popping popcorn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

aha, it's fireworks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

kyle lohse nooo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ladezma has an era like the national debt . .. and now the bad news

more than enough to subdue the Cards and Miles. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Bite

your tongue – a line drive – sort of!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

superman hands baseball to kid.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

a miles ralley?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hes hr'd b4

but i guess you can hit a non hr hard too

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles just won't stop hitting

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad it's only him

team obviously needs more grit

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

any1 else think Winn looks like clark griswold?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey otter.... we are the only white people in here

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fireworks display

paid by the Buccos to disrupt the Cards sort of rally.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dan and al's reverse jinx works.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

if that were true the

Cards would win games they should

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this time

i’m not saying they’re competent any other time

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

we keep the milk in there

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

....Allen Craig?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ok heres a chance

lets see what he does

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this place is empty

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

VEB, pittsburgh, or both?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

los dos

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

no comprendo

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

RELEASE THE CRAIGEN!!!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

and the middle infielders say we can hit.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i love Craig's homerun swing...

lets see it again here

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

do the ladies think that craig is handsome?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

not computing

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

nice pitch recognition there milkcarton

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

uhhhhhhhhg...

I should have expected that

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

sad, but true

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

gotta get miles’ bat BABIP into the lineup

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

gawwww

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This LOBster is brought to you by the letters A and C and the number 8

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

so lobsters are laying an egg?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

wa wa wahhh

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

another double switch that doesn’t bother me? this is getting weird

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

it's called complacency

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have

been tolerant of TLR for years, but the lineup today, and now this substitution have broached my level of tolerance. Let Craig stay in the game and Hawksworth in 9 position.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, so double switching colby out of the game every few days was ok, but this one did it?

you’re confusing me, dude…

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, that was, like, a week ago

you can’t expect us to remember that stuff. that’s like 30 years ago in game thread time

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, you're right.. sorry, my bad.

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

watch every day, so I may have missed it. But generally, his not playing Colby full time last year was frustrating.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey...we were supposed to have a beer.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

several. Coming down to Idaho in Sept. Was going to do the Ride to the Sky this week, but too great here too.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Glacier?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

great bike road. Oh shit, Jones, and fireworks.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motorcycles I hope....

I get tired driving all the way to the top.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Harley, although I have older rides too.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch out for the sheep.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're everywhere up top....

goats too.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point

in my motocycling career (40 years), I am just into enjoying a ride in great places at legal speed with huge dollops of defensive driving and being cautious coming around mountain corners.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...shoot me an email if you make it through here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just out of curiosity

since the game is over, what does Rat Signal mean?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

I would put that in the realm of obscure, or obvious to anyone except me! Because now I have to ask what is a Bat Signal, which is apparently the lynchpin of the comment. Dinosaur goes back to grazing.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost

in paradise, beers, and whatever else the soil provides

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam West...Batman.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

but was somehow not cognizant that the logo was a signal. Anyhow, to clarify my comment above, paradise is New Denver, BC (earthgoogle it), Okanagan Pale Ale is the brew (many other good one like Cutthroat, and Nelson Breweries After Dark, and Face Plant (great name for a beer), and the soil provides BC bud, a much sought after herb, which seems to be prolific in our Slocan valley. Sorry, too much info.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't we have an lboros signal?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening

to the Atomic Bitchwax’ #3 album, song, you can’t win. I hope that it doesn’t become a Cards theme song! Just joking, but hoped for more in PA.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK,

I remember the nearby pub that you mentioned with good beer. Boise to Helena is a deviation from Boise, where we are going, but on the other hand, any excuse for a ride!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

deer and elk. Regular accidents up here. Then we have the Alberta crotch rocket riders who regularly can’t handle their bikes on our road and end up as memories. Pretty sad.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

that also overflows the level of tolerance.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopex wouldn't have

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

whoaaaaaaa Feliz

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh

What was the point of trading for Westbrook to replace Hawksworth, when you are just going to put in Hawksworth after 6 innings? Like clockwork, TLR has done this.

by DiscoJer on Aug 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

what i want to know is where the fuck did the offense go again...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind

i was going to write something really perverse… but fuck it I’m better than that

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, might as well run westbrook into the ground

he won’t need his arm when we’re done with him

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

... so you don't see Hawksworth for the first 6?

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss So Taguchi

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

+onemillion

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

so does the blonde say

You MISS way too much work?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

FACE HELMET

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 25, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish someone could do an actual facial hair rubric

like this

i bet it could be done in a recognizable fashion

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

i mean one for the team

they’re not all identical, like last year

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two mums

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Aug 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

neverending TESS

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

just 24 hours ago i was excited thinking that the reds were beginning to fade

we just had a bad game and tonight would be a blowout, and that albert was finally going to be leading all the triple crown categories… alas… the Mother Fucking Bastard GOB

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to pull that low outside pitch there holly

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this is not good...

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

without the second coming of stan the man

or votto and gomes going to the dl together
we are not capable of winning the division
the reds will have to lose it

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloody pirates

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arrgh pirates suck... hence they have the power of beating the cardinals.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This burger is delicious.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

well that was encouraging

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

fear not

foppy, senor happy, and anderson

and we only need 4

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's it

I’m turning this piece of shit game off. you can’t even WIN A SERIES VS THE F’ING PIRATES!!!

"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, Blake

i missed you

AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hawk's worthless.

StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.

by StanTheManFan on Aug 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 run in 2 innings

better era than btrout tonight

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we request that MLB only schedule us to play teams that are really good...

So we can win 115 games a year…

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

whoohoo

we aren’t the only team to allow the rocks a 9 run comeback

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Blake... wtf.

that breaks about three different rules

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

what'd he do?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't kill albert is one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oy, with the infield hits!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

stop with the pick off attempts

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

should have done a bit of that last night with tabata

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

chris snyder = anthony soprano, jr.?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Frustrations are endless. . . .

How do these games compare with the losses to:

Astros?
Rockies?
Cubs?

Just dreadful . . .

New beer commercial – Band of Duds starring about 22 players from the roster

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

really we need to stop playing bad teams..

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

we just need to f'in play better

mostly need to take better at bats, or at least be better at hitting than we have been with our current approach

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the way the game ends.

This is the way the game ends.
This is the way the game ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.

/TSEliot’d

by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Really guys?

Really? You can only muster 1 run against the pirates?

by brindled on Aug 25, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It has

been done before! But I don’t know how to go into the archives to get the data. Can’t remember if it was last year, or 2-3 years ago, but we have a history of this with the Buccos, no?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's surprisingly easy

When you have a lineup as terrible as this and horrible coaching.

It truly amazes me, the Cardinals trot out a lineup with 5 people who cannot hit their way out of a paper bag and people are surprised when the don’t score runs when the two guys that actually can have a bad night.

Last year, it was Pujols and the 7 Dwarves. This years it’s Pujols, Holliday and the 5 1/2 Dwarves.

by DiscoJer on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

does the lack of success against bad teams signal a problem with motivation or concentration?

Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

absolutely

what else
they don’t wear ankle weights against these guys

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not ken griffey jr.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby on deck.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

i knew that was going to happen, though

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude Miles you should have started. lolz

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll say, grudgingly,

grit does more with what he has than anyone but apu

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

eckstein was once voted the player who accomplished the most, relative to his physical abilities.

which actually sounds about right.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really guys?

Really? you can only must 2 runs against the pirates?

by brindled on Aug 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fire Mo

This is what happens when you put out the shittiest lineup known to man out on the field.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

fire everybody!

I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.

Fire John Mozeliak

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

this goes to everyone but Miles today....

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean

by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Aug 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring up Cox

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Aug 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

man what a shitty night for baseball....the night had so much potential at gametime

Reds looked like they were gonna be dealt a crushing loss facing one of the best closers down a run in the 9th and we had a chance for an easy bounceback win against a team that NEVER wins a series, or much less two in a row.

Well shit, this has just been the story of our season…..at least now I truely don’t have any expectations for this team.

by mick311 on Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

And to think, I was actually happy that we played a lot of teams with losing records down the stretch

I didn’t realize that we’d lose every series against the bad teams, and win every series against the good teams. Silly me.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

But don't forget they're competing

They make a point of reminding us all of that after every loss. They’re competing. It’s ok.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? The Cardinals lost 2 of 3 to the Pirates?

link

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Cardinals

I know…*voice cracking* somewhere deep down in my heart…I still love you!

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was not the result that I was hoping for when I got back tonight.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

may I offer you a drink?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta save all of that for the weekend

Camping trip with 15+ other guys

no homo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that there's anything wrong with that......

and anyway you should be drinking now to train for the weekend.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got some conspiracy theory shit going on

Back in May, someone on 4chan (I know, I know…) posts this. (Big picture)

Now, this is happening

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Back in May, someone on 4chan predicts this giant plot that results in the detonation of a bomb in South Korea

Which the world will blame on North Korea, and a huge war will commence. This will happen in early September

This bomb will be activated by the Russian radio station UVB-76, which has basically been inactive for the last 20 years.

…There’s been an unprecedented amount of activity from UVB-76 in the last 2 weeks (That’s the second link)

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting I buy ammunition,

and canned goods?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And move to Australia

But not in that order… that would not be very effective

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

reading that made me feel sick to my stomach

can I go back to leading a life of blissful ignorance now?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But isn't that the best kind of garbage?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, absolutely.

and since it’s internet garbage, might as well predict world war 3 that ends in a new world order, right?

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey. I'm all for a reason to go buy ammo.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing I may be moving to Australia in the next few months (no really!)

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

A couple of places there just got huge biotech grants and my thesis adviser knows some folks involved. Fingers crossed!

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

do they give gingers visas?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyway, my serious opinion on this.

the signal is probably just picking up other signals and thus transmitting them very faintly.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you listen to the recording man?????

this is serious shit…..go buy ammunition, and guns if you don’t have any.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

not allowed in the dorm.

guess i’m fucked. though if they find me in kirksville good for them.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Mednedev gets assassinated, I'm getting the fuck out of here

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh I'm gonna go with Armageddon but thanks

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It said west coast first....

try to get a post in to give the rest of us a heads up.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now you're sorry for making fun of the Mariners so much, aren't you?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO WARN YOU, MOTHA FUCKAAAAA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

...RiverRat, you're okay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh, it'll be all ovah CNN.

though if that dude gets assassinated, my blood pressure will rise for about one second before i come to the conclusion i’m being ridiculous.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don't think that's one coincidence too much?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just convinced it's not going to happen.

and so i haven’t really planned on how i will react if it does happen. luckily, it’s not going to.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think I would start freaking out if he gets assassinated in the next month

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

When’s the last time an assassination of a current head of state in a major country like that occurred?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Assassination? I'm not sure

But that Polish plane wreck was pretty tragic

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...I'm not gonna do it...maybe tomorrow, cause I'm taking Friday off,

but I’m not gonna let the internet suck me into this tonight. No sir. No conspiracy theories tonight.
Good Day.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a job to keep for a couple of months.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or do you?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you dropped out of school yet?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 26, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well played

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That has to be the worst conspiracy theory ever

apparently the United States missed those meeting at the United Nations where we agreed to have both our coasts wiped out?

More likely even to happen? Another stock market crash in the near future. Not GD-level crash but huge drop.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

what the hell is going on in this thread

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals lose two of three to the Pirates

and now we’re talking about nuclear bombs going off in South Korea.

Goddamitsomuch, if the Cardinals don’t start winning, it’s Armageddon.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have top-secret information that every country on earth will want to kill me for revealing

I can only post it to one place where everyone will assume it’s copypasta and pay it no heed at all—4chan!

by DanUpBaby on Aug 26, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cards fan in SD

And lemme tell you, seeing studwick in a padre uni makes me sick to my stomach. I’m die hard, and talking with the rest of san siego folk makes it harsd to appreciate their season. Nobody out here, save for a select few, follow the friars that closely. I work with mostly females, which doesn’t help, but went to the 3 game set when the birds were out here right before memorial day weekend. Even though STL lost 2 of 3, the games they were losing had more cardinal fans present in the 9th than padre fans. Ridiculous. No one out here knows baseball and I’m going fucking nuts. Other than the 70 degree weather on the island, I miss STL…

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