Game 124 Open Thread, Cardinals at Pirates 25th August 2010
St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates, Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT
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Screw Pujols.
The Cardinals’ MVP this year might end up the Reds’ bullpen.
by PeterStork670 on Aug 25, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Giants take the lead!
more awesome-er!!!!
Gritty Proven Veteran
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions
Panda with a BIG smile in the dugout
Thanks guys!
by PeterStork670 on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
YES GIANTS
Craig Carton, radio host:
"If you’re a senior citizen going to Citi Field today, be careful because K-Rod might punch you in the face."
Caller:
"Nah, I wouldn’t worry about it Craig, the Mets haven’t beaten people in back-to-back games since June."
what in the?
when i went for a run, it was 10-1
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
yeah
this is bizarre. reds bullpen failure. Brian WIlson was brought in for a mop up inning and during the giants ups, it turned into a save situation… haha.
that might be more T.E.S.S.-ey
than any game the Cards have experienced
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
ahhhhhhhhhhh thank god.
now giants, please win this before you have to bring Javier Lopez and his incredible 29/20 K/BB ratio in.
boy
that must have been some scouting report the cards gave to the giants
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
did they score all 9 runs in the 9th?
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
5 in the 8th.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that works, too
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
I'm intrigued
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
fixed
I’m done with losing
This isn’t how it should be, plus
It’s the Pirates, guys
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
strikethrough fail
I’m done with losing
This isn’t how it should be, plus
It’s the Pirates, guys
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Larussa on Ryan...
“He’s not getting a night off,” said La Russa. “He’s just not playing. I’m trying to play a team that wins the game.”
Is that a dig? That sounds like a dig
by YepYouGuessedIt...CardinalRed on Aug 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
Wonder if it's a dig at whoever asked
Questioning his lineup more than skewing Boog
by PeterStork670 on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I can believe this
Tony likes being a dick at every opportunity
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
totally sounds like a dig
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
tony, you're playing FELIPE LOPEZ instead. at shortstop. on what planet is that a tactic to win the game?
and i am fond of felipe lopez.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Felipe has the hotter bat...oh wait
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
I'm sorry
I know Ryan isn’t hitting that well, but I’ll take his glove any day at SS over Flip.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 25, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
in his last 25 games
Ryan is hitting .322 with a .367 OBP. Brendan Ryan should be starting everyfreakingday.
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
I know he's been hitting lately
So I’m curious as to what TLR is talking about. He went, what, 0-4 last night, and somehow that’s what does him in?
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 25, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
what the heck does that mean?
tony speak for boog did something to aggravate him.
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
I think I'm going to watch the end of the reds game first
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, that's what i'm doing
this is gonna be a gutshot if the reds win though.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
time for free baseball
Gritty Proven Veteran
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
is my sig acceptable?
i’m not sure what the policy on profanity in signatures is. f bombs haven’t really been frowned upon here recently, but i’m not sure if that makes it ok…
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
and we have the Chris Carpenter motivation.
"We’ve done it before," Nix said of the comeback. "That’s why we’ll do it again. We did a great job of battling at-bats to get back in it."-Laynce Nix
by justin007000 on Aug 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
CDGAFAYS
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
this lineup has 2 McCutchen's in a row
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
go Westbrook
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
what does that mean?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
It was a joke.
The Cardinals are notoriously called out for not having a diverse roster, especially when it comes to African American players. Typically a big deal on Jackie Robinson day.
I was unaware that I was being tracked as a closet racist.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
In other words, I apologize.
I’ll think twice before posting.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Andrew McCutchen's gameday pic looks like Jimmy Fallon's impression of Hilary Swank on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
Attempting to make a homemade Blizzard.
Can someone please advise me on the proper Reese’s Pieces to ice cream to milk ratio?
highest rookie batting average
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Whoops i appear to have logged into McCovey Chronichles
by accident, i do apologise
ITS COLBERIN' TIME
cards not doing squat so far
looks like daniel ‘cy young’ mccutchen is on the mound tonight.
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
It's okay
I went over to Red Reporter the first time and thought I was on 4chan
by PeterStork670 on Aug 25, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
i went to FishStripes
and thought i was the last person on earth
by tomsteele on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
feliz
what was that
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
Feliz being Feliz?
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
what a swing!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
it sucks to have 2 Cy Youngs in your division
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Roy Halladay looks super crazy in this pic
it’s on the main page, first screen of their flash interface thing (MLB could/should do a LOT better in design and advertising online)
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
Zito warming.
hahahaha. man there have been some ridiculous baseball games this year.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
more dingers
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
I think we have to respect this quote from Tony:
From the PD game notes
Matt Pagnozzi initially had been groomed as a third catcher but La Russa said Anderson “has played his way throughout the year (at Class AAA Memphis) to where he’s earned this assignment.”
third catcher.
that sounds about his ceiling
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
the ceiling in his basement?
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
third catcher...in Springfield
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
his ceiling was about palm beach.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I hope the reds giants game goes for 20+ innings
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
ouch
take out most of the competition, ruthless
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
my preference would be for it to go many innings and ruin Joey Votto's batting average
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
I just hope the Giants win
I don’t care how long it takes
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the main thing
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the Giants are our competition too
(in the wild card)
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
They're also a better bet to finish ahead of us than the Reds are
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
is it just me, or does bryan anderson look ... different?

by tomsteele on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
heh
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Bryan Anderson, raising the batting average
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
i think he and jay stole craig's babip mojo. they really need to give it back.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
big K for MCutchen there
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm having a hard time seeing a unified strategy against McCutchen tonight.
Half the lineup is taking pitches and half seem to be first pitch swinging.
I don’t get it.
why do i feel like Barry Zito will be fantastic in relief for some reason
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
is he switching over to relief?
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
well, assuming the Giants don't get a walkoff here
Zito’s coming in for the 12th
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
McCutchen
why is he pitching so well????
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
he pwns the cards
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
not as i recall...
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
prior to this game, we've OPSed 900 against him
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
No.
It looked to me like he slid too early and tried to compensate by lifting his legs up.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
randy winn does not deserve to be on a major league team.
especially ours.
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
f'in zoomzoom
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
winn is kinda redundant
we could always make skip the 5th outfielder along with some occasional 2B
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I could get behind that
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
in that scenario
I think I’d rather have winn
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OT:
I totally stole this but tis the fantasy football season and I needed a good name. In an effort to keep with the Cardinal tradition I chose…
Joe Buck Yourself
"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop
I like it
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that is a disgusting name
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
randy moss mooning thing
although I guess it’s hard to get Joe’s indignant tone across in print.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, fuck you Chris Synder!
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
triple play, right here
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
christ.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
find a way to lose
up to you btrout
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
that hurt
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
oh lord.
this is the GOBs punishing us for paying more attention to the giants.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Thats one
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Barry Zito - 85 out of the bullpen
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
for fucks sake, Jay!
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
I'd say Colby is a tad better than Jay
but it’s hard to say if he would have got that one
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, he's more rangey
jay has a better arm, it’s kind of a wash in defense. colby is a tad better in hitting and defense so it would be nice if he were playing now.
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
was smoked
like he did last night
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
well, at least it wasn't a grand slam
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
Which makes me wonder why he was running all the way against the wall.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
play the ball, don’t let the ball play you
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
Could've probably held it to 2 runs scored and a double.
But maybe I’m being unrealistic.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what i thought, as well
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
i do it myself!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
GD calls mccutchen's hit a "sacrifice bunt." if you reach safely, and there's no error, how is it a sac bunt?
isn’t that just bunting for a hit.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
They mentioned on the broadcast that the official scorer recorded it that way at the ballpark.
Not sure what the rationale is…
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a more realistic look for Westbrook
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
yea, where's klohse when you need him
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
yeh probably
considering he had a 2.22 xFIP before this game
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
meh. two groundballs for hits, a HBP, and a triple. i'm not sure that this is a sign of bad pitching rather than unlucky.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i mean, there's no way he suddenly became a 9.4 K/9 pitcher
he’s been around 5 for the better part of a decade
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
oh, yeah. i thought you meant this inning particularly.
he’s a groundball guy with otherwise unspectacular peripherals. he’s what we hope lance lynn grows up into. no, i hope nobody expected him to keep striking out 7 a game.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
we're losing to a team with a 42-84 record
how is this possible?
Remember 8/23/10. Keep the Craigen at 2B!
because Tony touches you at night
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
Is it just me
or do Cardinals teams play with a proverbial stick up thier ass under LaRussa? Or maybe “wound too tight” could be another word? I think if these dudes would just let loose, we wouldn’t even have to look over at the Reds score.
"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop
"sick up their ass" = "professionalism"
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's a double edged sword
That aspect of tlr can be a good thing. But this team seems to need the other end of the spectrum at the moment.
What the fuck
Fuck you baseball.
by cardfan124 on Aug 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
why do the cards take pitches right down the gut and swing at shit?
daniel ‘cy young’ mccutchen
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Wouldn't it be cool
if Matt hit a homerun and right before he dropped his bat he shouted “THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!”
"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop
that would be the wrong head connector
he doesn’t seem to talk unless he has the correct one on
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i see braintwin has kept the standards going
low.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so does that mean I can sit out?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
heh. "twisting foul into the crowd."
“what crowd?”
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
Crowd is the technical term for a large group of empty seats.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, is it one of those animal collectives?
like a murder of crows, etc?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i think a large group of empty seats
is a passle
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
wow Daniel McCutcheon sucks so bad
in 43.1 IP, he managed to have a 6.73 FIP and a 5.79 xFIP…. that’s worse than Jeff Suppan…. wow
but he's so handsome (unless that meme has died).
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
did you get the acronym wrong?
it ends in WICE
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Joe is vain enough to whisper in his own ear
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
stop mixing metaphors
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's def on life support
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
From the immortal words of Def Leppard
I got something to say!
Yeah!
It’s better to burn out
THAN FADE AWAY!
(although you could argue they are not taking their own advice.)
"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop
Cody Ross needs to have his Giants moment
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
everything is going wrong!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
plus my mlb.tv stopped working!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
the fact that i have been listening to a Reds game for over an hour scares me
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
Don't worry, Pedro Muthafuckin Feliz is about to tie this bitch up
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
if only pop ups to short
counted for 3 runs
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
ok, so he has a torture dungeon, but that doesn't help the baseball situation
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
feliz fitting right in with the under-chin hair
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
gamecast is messing up bad cant even watch this
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
i can see it
but aren’t sure i want to watch it
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Aw shit an ex-Cub is our last hope for the Giants
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
im sorry i must have misread
P Sandoval stole second.
wow i wish i saw this… was the catcher not looking?
strikeout on a breaking pitch
so the catcher was a lil occupied
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
janish dropped a donut on the base.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
thick fog must have rolled into the infield
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
we all have harped on the BOB playing poorly against under 500 teams
isnt that a coaching issue? i know they are grown adults but really
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
I don't know if it is or not, but I'm ready for TLR to move on.
I don’t think he understands or tries to understand younger players. He has a certain attitude that he expects from players and that is all. If you are different than that he can’t deal with it. Instead of looking at video or stats before they draft future cardinals, they need to give them personality tests. If you aren’t a total hardnose, no need to apply.
grumble, grumble
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
Ozzie
has talked about coaching…would be interesting. Think he would try to bring back Whiteyball?
"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop
man, you think THIS strike zone is bad, go see the giants-reds
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
umpire took a long walk to get that all sorted
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and have their second best hitter up
i’m hopeful
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
btw how did he reach on an infield single to the pitcher
swinging bunt or what?
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 25, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Westbrook what the fuck man
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
Fuck the heck is going on here?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
well, your mom called, and then...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's no Superfudge
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
God I hate you so much
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IN the Immortal words of Bon Jovi
keep the faith
"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop
and a beer
soon as the concession stand opens
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
you had to remind me i'm out of beer. what a shitty night.
i have only whisky, and i’m really not in the mood.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
its a good thing we got 3 games of against the Pirates we could use a couple shitty losses.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
right, we still have a chance to get the tying run on base in the top of the ninth
that always turns out well for us!
/ducks
Yadi's getting restless about now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh... so that's why Felipe's playing SS instead of Boog
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
so he could make a very bad play, costing the cardinals a run
it was sarcasm
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
you catch Boog's pre-game?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he was pretty un-Boog for a while, as they were asking him about all the, uh, loser losing
usual lines, nobody’s nervous
brightened a tad talking about watching Albert do his thing
then was more himself saying he was ready to go in, including to close
the Cat wasn’t there, but he put in a request for an Ethel Merman impersonation…
Boog seemed to know who she was, but said that was waaaay before his time
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
woo
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
wow.
that’s all i can say. that’s all i can even think. i am at a loss for words.
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
and he has a E to his credit tonight
official or not
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
I guess the Pirates' strategy tonight is (or at least should be) "hit it up the middle"
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ Rains just tweeted that the Pirates hired Aaron Miles as their hitting coach prior to tonight's game.
SENSE: This game finally makes some.
why Boog doesn't start with a sinkerballer on the mound blows my effing mind
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
TONY HAS A STRATEGY TO WIN! BRENDAN IS NOT PART OF IT!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
no boog, no yadi, no craig
why all the subs at one time?
resting starters is one thing, but no reason to weaken the line-up with so many at one time.
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
No Ludwick :(
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
shove it!
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
this was discussed before, i think
and to be honest, as much as i dislike it, it’s a regular tony thing to do, and i’ve gotten over it by now. but come on, sub somebody else out with a sinkerballer on the mound
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
so okay
this game is fucked.
it just has that feel.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
...
winn starting in RF. no-namer w/ ERA over 6. add that with all the cheap hits pittsburgh’s gotten, and yeah. it is.
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
this game is destroying my soul
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
this one is somehow worse
cmon Cards save me!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Try beer and cheeseburgers....
it’s working for me.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
maybe at some point this season they can take advantage of that
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
oh no!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't I read this somewhere before?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
good job randy
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Cy McCutchen 5 Ks
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
time to make some dinner
see if this shit improves later on
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
you like how we have a .330 and .318 OBP occupying the first two spots?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I don't think Yadi can sell it to O'Nora either.
if recollection serves
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dear Gods of Baseball
Go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely,
mattybobo
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
im really at the point of not wanting to watch this season anymore
every time i get my hopes up they infuriate me… i know that i wont stop watching, but i really am starting to give up hope when they roll over for the absolute shit teams in the league
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
probably stayed up all night looking at video of karstens
then they threw a different guy and we are as lost if his name was bud norris
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
I just don't get my hopes up and enjoy what's there
Carp is healthy, and how long did we wait for that to happen
Waino is bueno
Albert is ridiculous
the kids are alright
Motte got consistent again
and if it comes to it, there’s always watching the changes in facial hair. it’s like counting the spots on the ceiling in prison.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
its so damned depressing to watch
it doesn’t matter what the reds do anymore cause the cardinals simply refuse to beat the worst teams in the division
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
that's when you switch to radio.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I dunno, I guess it's just my experience
of being lame and not watching the Birds while I was in St. Louis. I missed a lot.
I figure… I’ll always have next season. these guys may not. they’ll be more pissed off about that than I’ll ever be.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
like... if I had stopped watching, I would have missed Jason Motte's debut.
best damn thing I ever saw. surprise! axe murderer! no one expects him.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this is why i just listen to radio all the time
it seems somehow less painful to me that way. always has.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
helps that Shannon's feeling no pain...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Albert needs hits.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
why would anybody take anything buster olney says seriously?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
his name is Buster?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dear lord, floods in Bangkok - roads like parking lots and now this. ..
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i was under the impression that he wouldn't be playing this year....
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Yes, I know
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
It's less than 20 games,
so it doesn’t cost an option….Or something to that effect.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
you can't lose options playing in the minors
im about 99% sure
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He signed an mlb contract.....
immediately giving him 4(IIRC) option years. He’s on the 40 man, so normally he would have to be optioned to a MiLB team.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
or you could look at things like this . . . .
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i didn't see you analysis
just got home and turned on the game
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
can i point something out?
westbrook – 4k’s, 1BB, 84 pitches thrown for 54 strikes. 8 groundouts for 4 flyouts
mccutchen – 5ks, 2BB, 80 pitches thrown for 54 strikes, 4 groundouts to 9 flyouts.
there is a hell of a lot of luck driving this game. westbrook is pitching a game very similar to mccutchen, except he’s actually pitching better, by getting a ton of groundballs – most of the hits have been GB, too. there’s a lot of dumb luck driving this game. it’s just the normal variance of one game to another.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 25, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and the umpire, damn.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Maybe I shouldn't have bought Luck the Kama Sutra for Christmas last year.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
the later chapters are where you're on top.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
can somebody please cheer me up?
this team is really really putting me down in the dumps… i know that in a couple of months there isn’t going to be baseball, but i cannot stand watching this fucking horrible garbage right now and it makes me sooo sad
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
its worse
im a raider fan
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard he was cloning himself
"I'll be in the conversation at the end of the year." Adam Wainwright
I don't think that's worse, actually
Only a handful of franchises you can say that about
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i am a rams fan
seriously if we win 4 games, it will be heaven for me
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
that is really cool
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry no, exasperosity of it all overwhelms me
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
hmmm. I'm blanking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
JEEZ CARDS
Wow, you take a look at these lineups. You pull Albert and Pittsburgh is better. Now pulling Albert is pulling a lot granted, but damn, we’re talking about the Pirates here; they have the worst record in the National. Why would you really expect the guys we have out there to score?
So did anyone see about the Marlins and their lying and cheating bastard owners?
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Yeah they were pocketing over 60 million a year in profits
and told the county they were broke so the tax payers will pay billions for their new statium
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
at least the pirates didn't hide theirs
or did they?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
I hope DeWallet isn't pulling that kind of crap
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
eerie.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
he's good, isn't he
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"resop" is "poser" backwards.
nm
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Not a palindrome
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
this team is absolutely infuriating to watch
It would be a lot easier to follow (or not follow) a bad team, than it is to follow such a schizophrenic and underperforming collection of players..
by Handsome B Wonderful on Aug 25, 2010 8:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FLOWNED
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
welp theres one
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Thank you Floppy!!!
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
would you clowns just do replay and get this over with
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
They are letting Russell freeze his pitcher.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
what is the delay about
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
Russell was pleading for a replay.
The umps would have none of it.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, someone did something!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Miles on deck
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wonder how many hits are left in his bat.
The Pirates have been using it all game.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
does anyone hear the rally pig ... popping something?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's clicking its little rally pig feet
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Speaking of little...
Aaron Miles, everyone!
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he's on first base.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
whoa, that crazy fan really sounded like the rally pig.
but it’s there… clicking.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the rally pig is running now
or popping popcorn.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
aha, it's fireworks.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
kyle lohse nooo
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ladezma has an era like the national debt . .. and now the bad news
more than enough to subdue the Cards and Miles. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Bite
your tongue – a line drive – sort of!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
superman hands baseball to kid.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
There it is
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
hes hr'd b4
but i guess you can hit a non hr hard too
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Miles just won't stop hitting
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
too bad it's only him
team obviously needs more grit
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
any1 else think Winn looks like clark griswold?
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Hey otter.... we are the only white people in here
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Fireworks display
paid by the Buccos to disrupt the Cards sort of rally.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
dan and al's reverse jinx works.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if that were true the
Cards would win games they should
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
we keep the milk in there
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
....Allen Craig?!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ok heres a chance
lets see what he does
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
this place is empty
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
VEB, pittsburgh, or both?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
los dos
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
no comprendo
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
gotcha
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
RELEASE THE CRAIGEN!!!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
and the middle infielders say we can hit.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i love Craig's homerun swing...
lets see it again here
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
do the ladies think that craig is handsome?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
not computing
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
woo
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
nice pitch recognition there milkcarton
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Allen Thomas, go to your room. no BABIP luck for you until Matthew finishes counting all his money.
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
uhhhhhhhhg...
I should have expected that
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
...
gotta get miles’ bat BABIP into the lineup
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
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"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
by shadetree on Aug 25, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
another double switch that doesn’t bother me? this is getting weird
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
I have
been tolerant of TLR for years, but the lineup today, and now this substitution have broached my level of tolerance. Let Craig stay in the game and Hawksworth in 9 position.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, so double switching colby out of the game every few days was ok, but this one did it?
you’re confusing me, dude…
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
dude, that was, like, a week ago
you can’t expect us to remember that stuff. that’s like 30 years ago in game thread time
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I don't
watch every day, so I may have missed it. But generally, his not playing Colby full time last year was frustrating.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
hey...we were supposed to have a beer.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Or
several. Coming down to Idaho in Sept. Was going to do the Ride to the Sky this week, but too great here too.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
In Glacier?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yes
great bike road. Oh shit, Jones, and fireworks.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Motorcycles I hope....
I get tired driving all the way to the top.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yeah
Harley, although I have older rides too.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
watch out for the sheep.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
They're everywhere up top....
goats too.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
At this point
in my motocycling career (40 years), I am just into enjoying a ride in great places at legal speed with huge dollops of defensive driving and being cautious coming around mountain corners.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
well...shoot me an email if you make it through here.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Just out of curiosity
since the game is over, what does Rat Signal mean?
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
A play on words...Rat Signal instead of Bat Signal.
Cuz his handle is RiverRat…
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
I would put that in the realm of obscure, or obvious to anyone except me! Because now I have to ask what is a Bat Signal, which is apparently the lynchpin of the comment. Dinosaur goes back to grazing.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Lost
in paradise, beers, and whatever else the soil provides
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam West...Batman.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
OK
but was somehow not cognizant that the logo was a signal. Anyhow, to clarify my comment above, paradise is New Denver, BC (earthgoogle it), Okanagan Pale Ale is the brew (many other good one like Cutthroat, and Nelson Breweries After Dark, and Face Plant (great name for a beer), and the soil provides BC bud, a much sought after herb, which seems to be prolific in our Slocan valley. Sorry, too much info.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
don't we have an lboros signal?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Listening
to the Atomic Bitchwax’ #3 album, song, you can’t win. I hope that it doesn’t become a Cards theme song! Just joking, but hoped for more in PA.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I sort of forget
where you are, was it Helena?
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
OK,
I remember the nearby pub that you mentioned with good beer. Boise to Helena is a deviation from Boise, where we are going, but on the other hand, any excuse for a ride!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
And
deer and elk. Regular accidents up here. Then we have the Alberta crotch rocket riders who regularly can’t handle their bikes on our road and end up as memories. Pretty sad.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
that also overflows the level of tolerance.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
whoaaaaaaa Feliz
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Sigh
What was the point of trading for Westbrook to replace Hawksworth, when you are just going to put in Hawksworth after 6 innings? Like clockwork, TLR has done this.
what i want to know is where the fuck did the offense go again...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
nevermind
i was going to write something really perverse… but fuck it I’m better than that
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, might as well run westbrook into the ground
he won’t need his arm when we’re done with him
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
... so you don't see Hawksworth for the first 6?
AND FOR VEB
FUCK YOU GUYS TOO
-justin007000, Red Reporter
I miss So Taguchi
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
so does the blonde say
You MISS way too much work?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
FACE HELMET

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Not a big enough picture.
Can barely see it.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
too many exclamation points
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i wish someone could do an actual facial hair rubric
i bet it could be done in a recognizable fashion
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
IF your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two mums
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
twss
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
just 24 hours ago i was excited thinking that the reds were beginning to fade
we just had a bad game and tonight would be a blowout, and that albert was finally going to be leading all the triple crown categories… alas… the Mother Fucking Bastard GOB
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
way to pull that low outside pitch there holly
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
this is not good...
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
without the second coming of stan the man
or votto and gomes going to the dl together
we are not capable of winning the division
the reds will have to lose it
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
The Cardinals are playing the role of the Dutch East India Trading Company
and the Pirates are playing the role of…well…pirates.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
bloody pirates
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Arrgh pirates suck... hence they have the power of beating the cardinals.

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
This burger is delicious.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
well that was encouraging
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
that's it
I’m turning this piece of shit game off. you can’t even WIN A SERIES VS THE F’ING PIRATES!!!
"Nah….He’s an infielder. Second base…..I played second base, how hard can it be?"
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Hawk's worthless.
StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
1 run in 2 innings
better era than btrout tonight
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
can we request that MLB only schedule us to play teams that are really good...
So we can win 115 games a year…
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
whoohoo
we aren’t the only team to allow the rocks a 9 run comeback
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Blake... wtf.
that breaks about three different rules
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what'd he do?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
don't kill albert is one
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oy, with the infield hits!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
stop with the pick off attempts
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
should have done a bit of that last night with tabata
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
But it's a 1-2 count with 2 outs.
It’s the ideal time to pick someone off.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 25, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
chris snyder = anthony soprano, jr.?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Frustrations are endless. . . .
How do these games compare with the losses to:
Astros?
Rockies?
Cubs?
Just dreadful . . .
New beer commercial – Band of Duds starring about 22 players from the roster
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
really we need to stop playing bad teams..
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
we just need to f'in play better
mostly need to take better at bats, or at least be better at hitting than we have been with our current approach
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
This is the way the game ends.
This is the way the game ends.
This is the way the game ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.
/TSEliot’d
It has
been done before! But I don’t know how to go into the archives to get the data. Can’t remember if it was last year, or 2-3 years ago, but we have a history of this with the Buccos, no?
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Aug 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It's surprisingly easy
When you have a lineup as terrible as this and horrible coaching.
It truly amazes me, the Cardinals trot out a lineup with 5 people who cannot hit their way out of a paper bag and people are surprised when the don’t score runs when the two guys that actually can have a bad night.
Last year, it was Pujols and the 7 Dwarves. This years it’s Pujols, Holliday and the 5 1/2 Dwarves.
does the lack of success against bad teams signal a problem with motivation or concentration?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
absolutely
what else
they don’t wear ankle weights against these guys
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
he's not ken griffey jr.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Colby on deck.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i knew that was going to happen, though
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
dude Miles you should have started. lolz
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i'll say, grudgingly,
grit does more with what he has than anyone but apu
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
eckstein was once voted the player who accomplished the most, relative to his physical abilities.
which actually sounds about right.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
yes
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
fire everybody!
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
this goes to everyone but Miles today....

"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be
my love/hate relationship with the Cardinals is turning into a hate/hate one
ok, not really. But fuck, guys. Just….fuck…
man what a shitty night for baseball....the night had so much potential at gametime
Reds looked like they were gonna be dealt a crushing loss facing one of the best closers down a run in the 9th and we had a chance for an easy bounceback win against a team that NEVER wins a series, or much less two in a row.
Well shit, this has just been the story of our season…..at least now I truely don’t have any expectations for this team.
And to think, I was actually happy that we played a lot of teams with losing records down the stretch
I didn’t realize that we’d lose every series against the bad teams, and win every series against the good teams. Silly me.
But don't forget they're competing
They make a point of reminding us all of that after every loss. They’re competing. It’s ok.
by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
What? The Cardinals lost 2 of 3 to the Pirates?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
Dear Cardinals
I know…*voice cracking* somewhere deep down in my heart…I still love you!
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This was not the result that I was hoping for when I got back tonight.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
may I offer you a drink?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Gotta save all of that for the weekend
Camping trip with 15+ other guys
no homo
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
not that there's anything wrong with that......
and anyway you should be drinking now to train for the weekend.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
We got some conspiracy theory shit going on
Back in May, someone on 4chan predicts this giant plot that results in the detonation of a bomb in South Korea
Which the world will blame on North Korea, and a huge war will commence. This will happen in early September
This bomb will be activated by the Russian radio station UVB-76, which has basically been inactive for the last 20 years.
…There’s been an unprecedented amount of activity from UVB-76 in the last 2 weeks (That’s the second link)
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Are you suggesting I buy ammunition,
and canned goods?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
And move to Australia
But not in that order… that would not be very effective
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
reading that made me feel sick to my stomach
can I go back to leading a life of blissful ignorance now?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
yeah, it's pretty scary stuff.
luckily, it’s almost certainly internet garbage.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
But isn't that the best kind of garbage?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
oh, absolutely.
and since it’s internet garbage, might as well predict world war 3 that ends in a new world order, right?
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey. I'm all for a reason to go buy ammo.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Good thing I may be moving to Australia in the next few months (no really!)
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe
A couple of places there just got huge biotech grants and my thesis adviser knows some folks involved. Fingers crossed!
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by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
do they give gingers visas?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
anyway, my serious opinion on this.
the signal is probably just picking up other signals and thus transmitting them very faintly.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
did you listen to the recording man?????
this is serious shit…..go buy ammunition, and guns if you don’t have any.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
not allowed in the dorm.
guess i’m fucked. though if they find me in kirksville good for them.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
If Mednedev gets assassinated, I'm getting the fuck out of here
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Uh I'm gonna go with Armageddon but thanks
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It said west coast first....
try to get a post in to give the rest of us a heads up.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Now you're sorry for making fun of the Mariners so much, aren't you?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
cuz they'll be the first ones dead?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO WARN YOU, MOTHA FUCKAAAAA
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
...RiverRat, you're okay
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
eh, it'll be all ovah CNN.
though if that dude gets assassinated, my blood pressure will rise for about one second before i come to the conclusion i’m being ridiculous.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't think that's one coincidence too much?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i'm just convinced it's not going to happen.
and so i haven’t really planned on how i will react if it does happen. luckily, it’s not going to.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I think I would start freaking out if he gets assassinated in the next month
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by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Also
When’s the last time an assassination of a current head of state in a major country like that occurred?
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by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Assassination? I'm not sure
But that Polish plane wreck was pretty tragic
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Ok...I'm not gonna do it...maybe tomorrow, cause I'm taking Friday off,
but I’m not gonna let the internet suck me into this tonight. No sir. No conspiracy theories tonight.
Good Day.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
quitter.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I have a job to keep for a couple of months.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Have you dropped out of school yet?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That has to be the worst conspiracy theory ever
apparently the United States missed those meeting at the United Nations where we agreed to have both our coasts wiped out?
More likely even to happen? Another stock market crash in the near future. Not GD-level crash but huge drop.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Cardinals lose two of three to the Pirates
and now we’re talking about nuclear bombs going off in South Korea.
Goddamitsomuch, if the Cardinals don’t start winning, it’s Armageddon.
Repeal The LaRussa Tax.
by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I have top-secret information that every country on earth will want to kill me for revealing
I can only post it to one place where everyone will assume it’s copypasta and pay it no heed at all—4chan!
Have the Cardinals really only won 1 of the 5 games Jake Westbrook has started?
That is exactly 1 more game than they would have won with Jeff Suppan starting. I’d rather have Ryan Ludwick than that 1 win.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 AM EDT reply actions
good logic.
....my quick smells like french toast...
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by mstreeter06 on Aug 26, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards fan in SD
And lemme tell you, seeing studwick in a padre uni makes me sick to my stomach. I’m die hard, and talking with the rest of san siego folk makes it harsd to appreciate their season. Nobody out here, save for a select few, follow the friars that closely. I work with mostly females, which doesn’t help, but went to the 3 game set when the birds were out here right before memorial day weekend. Even though STL lost 2 of 3, the games they were losing had more cardinal fans present in the 9th than padre fans. Ridiculous. No one out here knows baseball and I’m going fucking nuts. Other than the 70 degree weather on the island, I miss STL…
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