Game 121: San Francisco Giants @ St. Louis Cardinals
San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals, Aug 22, 2010 2:15 PM EDT
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¡Dale Jaime!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Bad Feeling
Why am i feeling that Zito is gonna pitch a complete game shut out? Prove me wrong, Feliz and Co.
1.14.10, the day I went green.
Don't worry
Your bad feeling probably doesn’t mean anything. Unless, of course, you sometimes call the police and tell them where dead bodies can be found…
You don’t, do you?
"Who is John Gall?"
he may need to
only one giants starter hitting over .265
we have a chance fielding a slightly better hitting line up
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
boog is hitting leadoff and flopex at 2nd?
Ryan SS, Jay CF, Pujols 1B, Holliday LF, Lopez 2B, Feliz 3B, Molina C, Craig RF, Garcia P
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
well, good news
the video card on my laptop isn’t messed up. MLB.tv plays fine in ubuntu
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
bad news is i have no idea what else it would be
i hope a system restore will resolve it, otherwise i’m stuck reinstalling windows
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I actually meant "safari"
as in hunting in Africa. It didn’t occur to me that it is also a web browser until after I posted… :-)
"Who is John Gall?"
that occurred to me
but i thought maybe you just weren’t very tech savvy and didn’t know what ubuntu was
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
/has firefox
/cannot ubuntu to save his life
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean
i had to google how to install the flash plugin, so if you’re talking about me, then yeah
but i’m pretty amazed how fast it is while running offa CD
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Don't think he means me
In my world:
Firefox = bad ass Soviet jet that can reach Mach 5…
Windows = things I sometimes peep into…
Mouse = my pet, and the only one who really understands me…
Ubuntu = a municipality in the Northern Cape province of South Africa…
Flash = something I do to old ladies on the street while drunk…
"Who is John Gall?"
Just like Tony to sit Winn after a HR
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
rh hitting not so good this year for mr winn
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
one of the Giants keys to the game:
“Pujols Control”
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
so one side of the infield is the serious side
and one side is the happy side?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
feliz can't bat
But I like having a guy who can play 3rd base.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
if we had lopez,
we’d be down by 2 runs right now
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently ksdk doesn't believe in replaying things.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
its their own fault they lost it
production values are so shabby
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
whoohoo
senor happy ties mlb record for chances in an inning
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
successful chances.
some innings it seemed like floppy had about 6 balls hit to him.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
PETE HAPPY IS THE DESTROYER
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
MUTE MUTE MUTE
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm so sick of hearing announcers saying Heyward is the rookie of the year, Heyward is the rookie of the year.
When you look at his numbers there are a couple of guys who are better. I would vote for Posey before Heyward.
Apparently age is a silent stat in this award.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
looks like Omar Infante homered. first batter up.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Albert miffed.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and now we say feliz sucks
yeah?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no replay
should he have had that one?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Nah
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
looked like a shot
mostly poking at VEB
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he didn't get anybody out for a whole inning!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I mean, he does
But not for that play
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
99.99!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in terms of maddening has-been/never-was post-deadline player acquisitions
it could always be worse, Cardinals fans…..at least we didn’t go out and get Jose Guillen….
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
yet...
there’s always tonight.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
er next year.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
very efficient, Jaime
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
six-pitch innning
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Odds on first scorer winning
Better than second scorer winning
probably should have run those together in the subject line.
Eh, whatever. Hello, Redbirdfans!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
"Kids can take home this growth poster of Matt Holliday."
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Very nice
Cards broadcast carried through local Fox station has no picture (at least I don’t have to watchads!) and the supposed TBS broadcast is…dun dun dun, Headline News! wtf? I woke up early to watch the game..
first pitch swinging
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
hey everybody! long time no see.
i don’t really agree with the trade for feliz, but i like him better at 3B than lopex.
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
he's albert's bodyguard
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
my
what a big glove you have, Fredbird.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The better to catch people with
and throw into my van.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
emphatic strike call, there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Babip favors the old.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i wonder if Lopez is hurting worse than the club is making it out.
I know they mentioned some nagging injuries but he really doesn’t look like himself out there.
by mick311 on Aug 22, 2010 2:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I blame the bullpen stint
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
lolcats are lol.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not a palindrome
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Feliz continues to suck
in the Franklin tradition /heh, heh
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
keep rollin' pedro
we could use a fluky month and a half
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
can we enroll Skip & Floppy into that school?
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
I did
and I thought it was a very good explanation for how Martin has become bogged down in the details, especially concerning Westeros being divided politically (setting up Dany’s return, etc). That could have been handled in the first book or two, not four or five.
I also thought that the fact that the reviewer was coming to the series after reading some of the other “brutal/killing characters” authors was interesting. For me, Martin was first author I read to do so. It was interesting to see how different the series felt to someone who had read Martin’s predecessors first. I think it actually hurt the reviewers enjoyment of the books, but it made me wonder if I’d enjoy Martin as much now that I’ve fallen completely for Erikson and have read some of the other new wave authors.
Finally, I think he undersold the fantasy aspects in the review. There’s still quite a bit of “magic” in Westeros—Melisandre, Direwolves, etc.—so I think he was a little bit unfair or just off on that point. It’s most certainly not all politics in Westeros. I also think it’s fair to say I like the series more than the reviewer did, but I don’t have the same devotion to it as some people (in other words, it’s not at the very top of my list)
Thanks for sharing that link. I’ve read a couple of his other reviews to get some ideas for the next series to dive into. Very handy!
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
er sorry, Martin's successors, not predecessors
Colby: "There's been a whole lot of riff-raff going on"
pitching around Yadi
to get to Craig
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Is that for CodyG only, or all sockpuppet accounts combined?
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You are so wrong.
The Continental is a sockpuppet for Danny! .
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm my own grandpa?
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
your batting avg on posts in play is unsustainable
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
by nota bene on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How are you keeping track of this?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Looks like a tight strike zone today..
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
this whole chin hair thing is somewhat strange.
the pact, not the hair.
maybe I’ve forgotten how weird 09 was.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
babip: still hates craig.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wooo lineouts
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The Mad Hungarian, then and now.


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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
Two distinctly different Uribes, pre ASG and post ASG.
Pre pasted. Post presses, misses badly.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
He was a godsend for you guys for the first half, though.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, absolutely.
Now it’s hard to tell him and Pablo Misstheball apart.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Umps look like theyre on our side today...
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just because i havent said it in a while
I hate Ryan in the leadoff spot.
1.14.10, the day I went green.
i think it's about time we put that jay guy there.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Just because I hate being able to say it
I hate Ryan Rowand in the leadoff spot.
Or anywhere, for that matter.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome sig
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
Garcia is fun to watch when he's on
the hitters seem completely befuddled about where the next pitch is going.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Too bad Cards fans won't get to give Lou P a proper sendoff.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
I'm sure he was well booed the last time he made a pitching change at Busch.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
who is the Giants' color guy, John Kruk?
just mentioned in passing that the pitchers in the Mexican League tend to throw lots of curveballs, which is interesting.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Lawl
Mike Krukow, affectionately known as “Kruk”
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It's ball day at the park
brought to you by Brendan Ryan
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Boooooooooooog!
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, Panda ain't getting that one.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
But...but...Panda!
How dare you flaunt Sandoval’s lack of mobility!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
I take it you got tossed from your home?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Yup.
Homeless.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Good AB by ryan
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Giants announcers saying that the Cardinals put extra dirt in front of home plate today and for Westbrook
To deaden the ball for sinkerballers.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
did they know that Westbrook isn't pitching?
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
As in they did it today
And they did it on Friday.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 2:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
IBB Jay to pitch to Pujols please.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
the chief rulz
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
but not with two strikes!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 22, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Albert does it again!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
woohoo!
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Yay!
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
That's why you put a paren around the 's'
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Keep the line moving, Lego!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Take the ball, Rags.
Then take the mound.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions
Albert Pujols is like the Thor of baseball
hammered!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions
Pujols very nearly hit Kirk Reuter over there w/ a foul ball
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Matt Holliday swings at the first pitch
Drink!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 3:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
hits with RISP
finish it!
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
RISP what?
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Heh, good baserunning today.
Way to go, Albert.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Nice running by Albert
Poor awareness by the Giants defense
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
"albert runs like he's invisible sometimes"
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He had to be there.
At least to Uribe he was.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Two runs away from "Insurmountable".
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
Nice SF, Lopex
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
one more thing that has been missing
productive outs of all kinds
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
some many times we failed this year
at scoring the runner at third with less than 2 outs. Good job Lopez.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Even a simple sac fly is like giving a glass of water to a man in the desert right now.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
this is what this offense should be doing!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and they're are actually taking some pitches
64 through 3
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the first game i've watched in about a week
just curious, how bad were the cards in their losing streak?
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Incredibly frustrating
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially frustrating because they would score a few runs late in the game,
but not enough to overtake the enemy.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
the word "vomitous" gets thrown around a lot these days . . .
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Excrementary
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 3:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think you can picture it
losing to the cubs after beating them in the first game, then being shut down by Wolf and Bush
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, Petey down to .500 BA.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Mercifully, it ends.
Unmercifully, six mo’ innings left.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
So what have I missed
the past week in the baseball world… damn working nites.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
being shutdown by two of the brewers' worst starting pitchers
and losing to the cubs
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He's good for 120
And Bochy just might let ‘im if he’s in line for the win.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Jaime, careful with control problems and walking batters
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
so does a Lopez/Schumaker platoon at 2nd make sense?
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
yes
but only if you’re OK with Feliz as your regular 3rd baseman….
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
maybe they'll let tyler play there some
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
but what about miles
what of minime
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
he's another guy that should be limited to second base
if he plays at all that is
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno
but miles at third is a bad idea
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
unless hes
involing a ralley that falls short
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
HFS this game is being broadcast on TBS?
i can watch it live on TV!?!? f’ yeah
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
Ya, and I like that they show pitch location on every ball that's not hit.
Seems to agree pretty precisely with GD.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
my tbs is still showing the game
maybe you sat on the remote? xD
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Or maybe suddenly got blacked out?
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
he throws it into the glove!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Zito barely catches his breath.
We like to keep our pitcher warm.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
craig was doing better
when he feared the Memphis bus..
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
I just bot back from Qdoba
how did we score three runs?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Please tell me you stayed away from the burrito...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
pulled pork tacos
and then some tortilla chips with the ludicrously weak green salsa
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds good...
much better than the burrito… that this is lame in the same world where Chipotle exists…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
ive never had the burrito there actually
we don’t have a chipotle here so i have to make do with qdoba
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I would move...
There’s a chipotle 2 blocks from my apartment… it’s magical… not going to lie.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
if i didnt have a really cool job i would
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife digs the chicken quesadillas with corn salsa
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert, Holliday
guys actually getting on in front of them
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan double, Jay walk, Pujols single, Holliday single, Floppy sac fly
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
weee
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That bobblehead, obviously, DGAF
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
can you explain your signature?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
A comment on the baserunning this year.
Everyone/thing associated with the team can’t run the bases.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
ah
i was confused thinking it had something to do with TBender… makes sense now
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
release the Craigen!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
braintwin
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Unleash the Craigen!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
RELEASE THE CRAIGEN
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
Allen Craig turned into Allen Craig!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Allen Craig!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 3:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
but, when
will his picture come off the milk carton?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
milkcarton boy
has twice as many bombs now
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
screw you babip
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 3:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jay is almost BABIP immune
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
No 120 pc for Zito
He’ll be pissed about that as well.
Exiled from MCC by a banhammerhappy harpie and doomed to wander the SBNation.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
Im actually liking this lineup.
Having Craig in the 8 spot gives us a threat for once in the bottom of the order.
How’s that for hitting it at someone!
by mick311 on Aug 22, 2010 3:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
you know the guy in the bleachers?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
zito is now maybe facing a
TLR bi polar betty moment
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Barry Zito leaving with some nice parting gifts
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Zito's location was awful
except for the pitch that rang up Lopez in the 2nd which was basically perfect.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Goo Lermo Motta?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
Willie Matta?
Betty won’t.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought that he was out
did he get in under the tag? yes he did
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
sanchez had a chance
lol ibb
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yep he got under the tag
he’s fast
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly safe
I thought it was a pretty good throw from Whiteside, considering that he had to backhand a pitch that was well off the plate
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
is he this good?
or are my eyes deceiving me again?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
speed with a little power is nice
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah but i keep reading about how he is insanely lucky
so are we just riding an unsustainable high right now? or can we expect him to be a good ball player?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i know that
i just didn’t know if he projects as a starter or a backup next year
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Won't he and Craig split that position?
With Jay roaming into center from time to time when Colby’s leg falters?
I reckon he'll probably be platooning with Craig in right
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
i hope that is all
a platoon situation would be fine, but not if tlr uses him to take away time from Rasmus
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Borderline
You can probably start him safely against RHP but it’d definitely be a good idea to platoon him.
Not afraid to nitpick
i tried finding this out for myself and had no luck (see what i did there?)
but… what do i compare BABIP to? Do you compare it to the league average? Or is it something like batting average where you just know that .300+ is good
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
.300 BABIP is average
And Jay’s .410 means he’s been insanely lucky, unless he is the highest BABIP guy in the history of the league and declined to show that ability throughout the minors.
Not afraid to nitpick
gotcha
thats exactly what i needed… thanks
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
sure he's not going to hit .360 or whatever
but I think if you look at him as a player and his abilities. he’s always had speed and is good at D. plus has carried a high batting average.
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
for what it is worth
when he was drafted, didn’t I read somewhere that people thought he had the potential to win a batting title someday?
I also want to address this... Hi there... What's your name? My name's Heisenberg. You like Colby HRs, I like Colby HRs. We have that in common. I'm a Gemini. Maybe we should hook up sometime. Looks like you need a towel, here have mine. *SCREAM* Oh sorry, I should have gave you a clean one.
Fire John Mozeliak
nice throw
thought he would be safer
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
intentional walk now to Pujols
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit Jay
Don’t you know not to open first for Albert?
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
ill hold my judgment to see
what matt does
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
he's hitting that well now
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
SSS, Mota 5 pitches, 4 balls.
80% Ball/Strike ratio
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I'm shocked, shocked to see Holliday swinging at 2-0 breaking pitch
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
by gocards62 on Aug 22, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TBS guys are saying J will get a little lecture when he gets back to the dugout.
Preferably after scoring.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
so is this the part where we blame Jon Jay?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TLR on TBS: "We stress baserunning."
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
great minds think alike
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
haven't been in the gamethreads much this year
but I just had to check in on this beautiful sunday evening to say – ALLEN FUCKING CRAIG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Really great to see him managing to hit a ball really hard to some other location than a fielder’s glove. More please!
Still bitching to contact.
$99.99
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
ATG it was a low slider
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I have been impressed with this team's ability to turn the DP lately.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Another six pitch inning for Jaime?
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
cgso HERE WE COME!*
*in theory
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Aug 22, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 22, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
did we switch hitting coaches with the gi-ants?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
He looks completely locked in and dominant today
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
actually it was nine pitches
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
California announcers still bitching about the heat
seems like this is relatively mild for the Midwest in August….
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
remember, the announcers are from the Bay Area.
90 degrees is an insufferable heat wave for them.
Gritty Proven Veteran
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 22, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for the obligatory Mark Twain quote:
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
only if they live on the peninsula
it gets pretty f’in hot inland
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Ya, 86 at gametime is nothing to complain about.
Of course, there’s the humidity, which is foreign to us Westerners.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Hear, hear!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
...

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by vexedtechie on Aug 22, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Me neither! hahaha
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fitting that he's pointing with the left hand....
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
good eye, Lopex
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
remeber when Mota was a shut down guy
course there is that whole roids mess
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
just wait on him
he’s struggling to find the plate
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Dear Gods of Baseball,
Please be kind to us for the remainder of the game today. Today is my birthday, and the only thing that I want for my birthday is a Cardinals win.
And a Reds loss.
Sincerely,
Sociopathic Birthday Boy.
May your birthday wish be granted.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
and lay off the outside pitches
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
these people... they are stealing bases
what is this
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wait, Posey is playing 1st?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Why is this?
He is not a ML catcher?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Whiteside is Sanchez's personal catcher.
It’s just an off day for Posey.
Flip. lol. When will Mota learn that every one of his pickoff attempts leads to a stolen base
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YADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
hey look. reason for screenname.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ground rule double is great for Yadi cos he doesn't have to strain his legs to second.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Yadiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
Gritty Proven Veteran
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 22, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
Wait on the inside pitch, Craig
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
id liek one more effortless inning
if he goes out and starts to struggle id pull him
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
So I went out and mowed the lawn...
…and suddenly the BOB are up 5-0 SERIOUS-0. Maybe I should go paint the house and the good guys will be winning 13-0 or something!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
but wouldnt you miss the game then?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Save such things for division games.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Save such things for EVERY GAME.
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I am sure we can work out a system between redbirdnation, evilfrog and others.
I wonder if getting paid to do someone else’s yardwork would still qualify as a cards performance enhancer.
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
if we call ahead (it's the law!)
we can start ditch-digging.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i really wish randolph would stop rolling his chair over the cable for the video feed
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Y2S...
…You’ve said too much.
Here:
i really wish randolph would stop
rolling his chair over the cable for the video feed
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
woah
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Great minds think alike?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
saying that i am a great mind is giving me way too much credit though
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
edit
i really wish randolph would stop rolling his chair over the cable for the video feed
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
well it seems we have a consensus.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Indeed
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty good, oddly enough.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
When Jay Randolph sucks as much ass as he does
I’d say that you could throw the odds out the window
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
just missed a meatball there
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
No joke...shame, too.
At least he went with the right pitch to hit
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doing it all
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
See above photo.
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Quentin Jammer?
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Horton is aware that..
…they do keep tendency charts and stuff as “stats” right?
And by the by has there ever been a worse LF/RF combo than Pat the Bat and Jose Guillen?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
I'm sure there has been
both of those guys can at least hit some.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
I mean defensively
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
JAIME GARCIA
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
STOP STEALING! You're making the McCoven cry.
There are fanbases twenty games out with better attitudes.
Exiled from MCC by a banhammerhappy harpie and doomed to wander the SBNation.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
It does seem to be a remarkably unhappy site
considering how good the team is. I suppose having the Padres playing out their asses all year is frustrating, but it still seems like MCC is a very upset place.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
close, Jaime.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He's trying to get back on the mound.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
cue the goat

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
by gocards62 on Aug 22, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
excellllent.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wait.....OOOOOOOOOOOOO....breathe.......OOOOG!
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
booooooooogggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!
Gritty Proven Veteran
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 22, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
Jose having a chat with Jaime.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
luckily, Giants stress shitty outfielding.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Aug 22, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog
is starting to justify my mancrush.
I’ll admit, I love him.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
if it were true love, he wouldn't have to justify it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 22, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't say he has to justify it.
Just saying he is justifying it.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Aug 22, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my faves, too.
Along with Colby and Matt.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Does anybody else think that Garcia's helmet looks way too small?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
and he's always popping his cap off...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jaime's helmet
Reminds me of a smaller-headed Oquendo or Polanco or, forgive me if I’m misremembering because I was like 5 at the time, Jeffries?
it just always looks like it barely fits
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
up up down down left right left right b a select start?
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Not a strike, ump
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Oyez!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
I'm starting to believe Jay
is the real deal
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Jon Jaycobsingleheimerschimdt!
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Like I usually do.
I don’t.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Quixotic baserunning?
My goodness the Cardinals have some muthafrackin’ godawful announcers.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
yeah
that was a headscratcher
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
blame Soup.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
for that one, anyway.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Finish them, Albert.
Crush their souls.
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safe at second
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
make up call
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I thought.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
he is the chosen one
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
walks on gatorade
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
.410 baby!!!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
the Suppan word of the day
quixotic
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"He had a book...with words in it!"
-Rick Horton
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
And no it wouldn't be nice to see Suppan pitching again, Rick
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
ATMy fucking eyes, yes.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
they didn't show it on the SF feed yet either
they might when they come back from the break. It was pretty close….I thought he beat it but I’m not sure.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
He gets bored sometimes
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Jaime has faced the minimum. Thank the GOB for double plays.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
eight-pitch inning
total command
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
I believe they call this cruising
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So you know what...
…I realize that Jay’s BABIP is the very posterchild for unsustainable, but damnit I like the guy. I think he’s a completely competent Major League-caliber baseball player. Out on a limb, I am, I know…
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
I say we ride the tide to victory!!!
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No, of course not
I could see him being a .280/.345/.450 guy though. If he could play solid defense in a corner he’d be more than adequate.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That's probably his upside
If I had to guess I’d say .270/.330/.410 though, which is a useful player given his defense, though probably not an everyday starter.
Not afraid to nitpick
Jaime Garcia does not like the heat.
These innings are moving quickly.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
MLB The Show stuff
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I would say, Looks like the old Garcia, except he's a rookie.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
this team (shakes head)
makes me forget the feeble ineptitude recently against the brewers and the cubs
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
i haven't forgotten
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice…..you can’t fool me again
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I like it
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen a few of these
where did you find it at?
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I just googled "CSI Miami cartoon"
This one was here
There are quite a few of them. I have a blank one saved somewhere…
"Who is John Gall?"
ubuntu is irritating me
no matter how many ways i tell it NOT to put the display to sleep ever, it still does it after 10 minutes. really awful having to get up and wiggle the mouse every ten minutes
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I'm not really into Pokemon
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I shot a Rhinocerous
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Rhydon*
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hard to do with a Safari Ball
I wish they’d just let me use one of my Ultra Balls.
Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?
by Cardinals645 on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
they call me the hiphopapotamus
My lyrics are bpttomless …
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Lots of empty seats today. WTF? A "cool" Sunday afternoon?
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
TLR, release Anderson!
give the Yadi the rest of the day off
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Btw
I’m wearing the red gym shorts. It appears the gob are pleased.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No
They’re fila basketball shorts
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey, TBS saying it's not fair Cueto got a 7-game suspension for putting a Card out for the season.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
"C'mon, dude, what you thinking about?"
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Makes me larf every time.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Wells regarding Cueto
“That’s why you have two fists.”
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
I should have switched over earlier
Beautiful HD… No Randolph
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Yep.
And they’re still talking about what an asshole Cueto is.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
David Wells is killing him.
Just killing him.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
i hope that there are reds fans hearing this
what a pussy
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Randolph gems today
Freddie chanchez
Herizon wireless
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Sit down, Freddy!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
another 9 pitch inning
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
should we be surprised
they are playing SF well? after all its a good team…its the bad ones they struggle with
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
by punchinjudy on Aug 22, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know that we suck against bad teams
but I think that Pittsburgh sucks even too much for us to lose
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
TBS just flashed Cards record vs. opponents
> . 500 31 -24
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
is it possible that the rookie of the year could end up being between Garcia and Jay?
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions
No, because everyone has a hard on for Heyward
Even though Heyward is mediocre at best right now.
I guess I keep thinking that he was hurt for a while
also there’s Castro
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really mostly Garcia
There are rookies ahead of Jay
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 4:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't forget Posey, either.
StanTheManFan
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He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
definitely one of the most efficient games this season
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Prettily pitched, yes.
But don’t forget the hacktastic supporting role the Giants played.
Exiled from MCC by a banhammerhappy harpie and doomed to wander the SBNation.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Good news.
Top 1 in LA.
Cincy with 2 on
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Now 2-0 Cincy.
MAKE THEM STOP!
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Chances
Tony lets him go nine?
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I kinda want to say ALL RISE
but it’s quickly becoming the most oversaid thing here….because he won’t stop getting hits.
That's all there is to know, really.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
And it's quite enough.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
I want to see
A pujols bomb
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jon F. Jay, ladies and gentlemen!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Can't believe this guy.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Jon Jay
unable to regress
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
senor happy
see the bird, be like the bird
it’s only for 6 weeks
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
so this is definately Garcias best start so far this year?
I’m just happy to see him cruise through this game without throwing many pitches. He really did pitch well on Tuesday as well. He prob could of went 7-8 in that game but Lopez made him throw an extra 25-30 pitches in those first few innings.
by mick311 on Aug 22, 2010 4:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
IBB to load 'em? lol
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yeah!
jaywick!!
...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
Jay is fun to watch.
He seems to play old-school ball, hittin’ ‘em where they ain’t. Yeah, I know, BABIP and all, but I do think there’s a skill to that, just one that so few current guys have that it’s minimized.
StanTheManFan
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He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
being able to hit the ball where the fielders aint
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know what else to call it
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i see the point
but its liek putting them in a sentence …but if jay turns into it then u get internet dollars
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
his tony gwynnness is shining through so far in 2010
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
u dont have to go through those lengths
im get the gist…tony was a guy we dont really talk about that much..but was he good
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Tony Gwynn was amazing
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking Willie McGee in '82 or '84
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
except not as fast as Willie
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
This is true. . . but few were.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
One would hope that
JJ is more willing to take a walk, however.
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by StanTheManFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Hazle
Hurricane Bob Hazle, 1957 Milwaukee
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
yea, I didn't see that she said that the first time
and then I spelled incorrectly…sorry…
I just like the song!
i mispell
alot im like a eager kid at the candy/toy store….oooh my turn
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
i dunno im so used to being
corrected here
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Bert's just waiting for the breaking pitch
to be down in the zone
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
They need to stop turning the lineup over.
This hurts Pujols’ triple crown attempt.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Matty would really like to get in on this fun.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
c'mom giants
don’t burn your bullpen today, save them for tomorrow
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Only 2 without a run or RBI are Matty and Feliz.
…one makes sense.
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methinks Matty has an RBI
in the 3rd inning (?)
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Happy and Garcia, rather.
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Except when writing for this list.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, I just saw RBI.
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He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Cos of that wicked race to third.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Nope. I took it away.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Cardinals picking apart the Giants pitching systematically
but the wild card race looks really tough this year, I really wish the reds would stop winning, those asses
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
I wouldn't mind
Us winning the division and the reds the wild card. It allows a possible nlcs showdown.
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that'd be cool
I’d rather play vs an NL central team this year than another division
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
conspiracy theory
Cardinals doing better after extended time with Mark DeRosa.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Matt Holliday, 1st pitching swinging
I’m surprised
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
terrible AB
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
for someone who is that good of hitter he does have quite a few terrible at bats
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember some of Jimmy's?
You’d have thought he couldn’t make contact with a softball.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Ya, getting behind in the count too soon, which leads to strikeouts, which lead to frustrated Matty.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
tthen he should give serious thought to not swinging at balls out of the zone
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Matt Holliday swings at the first pitch
Everyone, drink!
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 4:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
When Matt Holliday's head grows up,
it wants to be Bruce Bochy’s.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
He threw ONE strike in that AB.
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WTF
Cincy’s 2-RBI single went between the pitcher’s legs.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
they are exceedingly lucky imo
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
what do you mean?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
higher team BABIP, their starting pitching continues to overachieve
they do have a nice bullpen though imo.
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
but are you saying that its going to regress?
or that its a sign of “destiny” for them this year
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to think they will regress at least somewhat
not sure why it wouldn’t. what’s more worrisome to me is that we have a lot of road games left and we are way better at home this season
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
thats true
and we do suck against the bottom feeders… but who knows… friday night i was ready to give up on the season… shows how much i know
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
things have been a bit dramatic lately, considering there’s over a month of games left and we have very few off days
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The inability to win division games when the rest of the division is crap creates unecessary drama.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
i really do think that if this team can somehow get to the post season
that they are set up to really do some damage… but then again thats what i thought last year too
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
mixed with bad luck for cards and injuries
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
we have jon jay and a "successful" aaron miles
our luck isn’t a problem
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
there’s that, but boog and schu were having a lot of bad luck imo, bad hitting yadi, etc
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Pinella retiring immediately?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
oh man
thats no good at all
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah going Stan Van Gundy style
citing family issues.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Apparently after the game today.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 22, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Nasty.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Faced the minimum through 8.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
I counted only six swinging strikes
Jaime sometimes posts some really insane swinging strike numbers, but 6/80 doesn’t seem especially high. The Giants seem to be swinging a shitload… which honestly doesn’t seem like a bad idea when Garcia is throwing almost nothing but strikes. (58 strikes in 80 pitches = 72.5%)
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
So...where do we sign up...
for all of Jaime’s starts being on national TV? He has been nearly ridiculous (because only Albert is really “ridiculous”) when on TBS/Fox/ESPN.
yeah
give it some time, they will start throwing his name around more often in Sept.
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice to come to a blog where some know what "ironic
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
... "ironic" means.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
more like
ironical
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
he sure ends stuff real well.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
At the game
I’ve never seen a pitcher live in the groove that hotme is in right now. He’s faced the minimum, right?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME
by VolsnCards5 on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
It’s been a joy to watch
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME
by VolsnCards5 on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dodgers score one!
Kemp.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
damn
my scoreboard watching will be interrupted today by a rec league hockey game… hopefully my not watching can bring the dodgers luck
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
yeah
it worked during the 4th game of the dodgers series right after the All Star Break
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Lopex has looked more comfortable at the plate today
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
How has Happy Pete looked today?
Haven’t been where I could listen to the game.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions
get in the field
not so good at the plate
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
*great for get
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
*great for get
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
2 for 4 now.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
pretty good
a nice play or two and at least one hit
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
He looks like he only uses his arms in this swing
Had some amazingly weak hacks, but 2 Milesian hits
according to randolph
“batting over .400 in his first 3 days in St. Louis.”
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Like the Gob's blessed son.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No B. Anderson here?
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
true
and maybe they want to have him catch Garcia
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
good point
he shoulda been in the game
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
no
pitcher’s throwing a 2 hit shout out
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Molina and Tony can call the game
from the bench
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
anderson and garcia
both look into the dugout where yadi calls the pitches
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
molina can also call game
from behind the plate and be the 1st guy to congratulate garcia. Yadi deserves to finish it just as much as Garcia does.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
senor happy
gets a base hit on a ball way out of the zone
things are going his way
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
re-release the Craigen!
please!
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you GOB!
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a baserunning mistake.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Meh.
8-0 in the 8th.
Molina in the rundown.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
And a Yadi GIDP passes w/o comment. . . Oh, wait.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
BABIP giveth!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
When it rains, it pours.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
taking painguy's advice
and shortening his stride?
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Nice ovation for Jaime
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
an extended one
they dig hotme
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So the answer to Giant success is obvious
Casilla starts?
Whoops, spoke too soon. We’d be losing 1 – 0 (An’ that’s INSURMOUNTABLE!)
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
Is Carp more of a Yoda Jedi Master?
or a Qui gon Jin Jedi Master?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
definitely not Yoda
more like the Temple master in “Lost”
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Nice
I forgot about him
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
so...
I’ve missed the last 5 innings or so. How has garcia looked? Good i’d assume since I just watched him strike out in the 8th.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
i would sure hope
that today’s offensive outburst does not mean we’ll get shut out in the future.
/sss
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
There you go again.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Nothing like a little sunshine with a cloud of rain.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 22, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The fuck is wrong with you?
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 22, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
random twins fans.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
JAIME GARCIA, THE MOST RIDICULOUS MAN IN THE WORLD
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
FIELDING HIS FUCKIN' POSITION
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
unlike Miles :(
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Wells just can't shut up about Jaime. Ernie, either.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
He's a badass today
I don’t mind
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm basking in it.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Hotme says I'll do it my fucking self.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
and Aaron Miles ruins everything.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Effing two-out base hit.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
by the way, Yadier is still back there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not with those knees he shouldn't!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
meh
one less inning here and there is going to do nothing for his knees. Plus, you don’t break up the battery in these situations. Yadi deserves as much credit as Jaime for the shut out.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
yeah, yeah
but I’m counting it along with all the other blowouts. with one backup down, they just can’t be overworking Yadi in this heat.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
special situation
not like all the other blowouts. If it hadn’t been for the pitching performance, Larussa would’ve pulled him.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
haha
making fun of Mini Me’s height
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions
"it's a game of inches"
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
JAIME GARCIA!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he throws it into the glove!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
what is with the empty seats?
is this Cincinnati?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
they're probably out of the sun.
there’s a lot of places to watch the game in the shade.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
winner
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
I guess you could say that Garcia had a pretty good game today
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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
YADI'S SPECIAL CGSO HUG!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Gotta be satisfying for the kid. First shutout.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Somebody should frame this game.
StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
Nice game.
Thanks for the spanking.

Exiled from MCC by a banhammerhappy harpie and doomed to wander the SBNation.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
That's Champagne, I presume?
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Thanks for dropping by.
We love having other team’s fans over, except Brewer fans.
Also, that’s kind of awesome, though I feel bad about myself for thinking so.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that one guy was decent for a while
then all the frothing came out.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TedSimmons whatever?
Yeah, he was alright last season, but this year with his team struggling he seemed to go all trolly.
Actually, come to think of it, I should say I like when Ol’ Pete stops by. He’s always a pretty good guy.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, I forgot about him
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So did I.
He rarely makes a big deal about his affiliation, though, so it’s fairly easy to forget which team exactly he’s coming over from, and he comes around even when we’re not playing the Brewers.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
we get pretty lucky with visitors
there was the amusing duo from BCB, who were so amazed we were allowed to swear.
I think they had a cache of obscene gifs, which made for quite the juxtaposition.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I miss those guys, honestly.
I’m sure they both got warned for some of those pictures, but I still wish they would come by again.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
heh that was a fun night
We are lucky with the visitors, I wish more would come around
I expect the mods here ban more cardinal fans than people from other blogs
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
who knows
that might just be a low cut dress and it was just a champagne accident
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
15 ground outs, 6 Ks, 4 fly outs.
You can make a career out of things like that.
StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
Dave Duncan approves of this message.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
no walks is the most impressive part of that for me
3 hits and 2 DP’s is useful
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really annoyed that this was a gem of a game and KSDK's truck was asleep at the wheel.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TBS did well. Including replays on Jaime's 9th inning glovework.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
damn it
I don’t often wish for TBS but damn. = feelin’ cheated.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
They just showed the glove again in the wrapup.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
we got the victory hug
which is awesome but not… relevant
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
They really appreciated that "he can play his position, too."
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
guess they don't know about the Comebacker Drill in ST
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm sure you're right. Darling and Wells in the booth, giving the pitcher his props
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
ragballs, IIRC
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
CGSO
utterly dominant.
89 pitches, 65 strikes
15 GO, 4 FO
3 hits, all singles
6 Ks, no walks
most lopsided game of the year. Offense went berserk, had 15 hits (2 doubles, 1 HR).
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
pass the chicken
xtra crispy today
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
What does this do for his ROY chances?
I know it makes him look great, but realistically?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
his tendency to walk probably doomed him.
but if he puts together a spectacular stretch, who knows.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He's 11-6 and the ERA is down to 2.42. I wouldn't expect the baseball writers' association or whatever to look at much of anything else for ROY voting.
So I think he has a really good chance.
Don't say hi to me.
so basically you're saying
there’s a chance?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think it makes em look a lot better
ROY, hell, he might get some Cy votes.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
this rotation has got to stop splitting that vote
nice problem to have, though
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I have no idea
If the voting right now were held, he should be an absolute lock for ROY on any measure of “who was the best rookie this year?”, but who knows what those clowns will do.
Not afraid to nitpick
If Ike Davis wins while not being good, I'm going to find a way to end the BBWAA legally or otherwise
Not afraid to nitpick
OMGHEPLAYSGOODDEFENSE!!!111
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
but seriously
he actually does play good defense
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
It seems like it's between Heyward and Garcia
Davis might get some hype, but really? Strasburg’s not a factor.
Castro? Posey?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
I keep forgetting about Posey
I guess it wouldn’t be outrageous if he won the way he is hitting as a catcher, but still, if we’re giving him the .360 BABIP credit………2.44 ERA with a normal BABIP? Sign me up.
Not afraid to nitpick
42 games at C, 29 at 1B.
Is that because they are the Giants, or because he won’t stick at catcher?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
They still had Molina then. Since they sent Molina out he's been mostly catching.
They were also having trouble in the outfield, so Huff moved there for a while (IIRC).
I do wonder if Posey is going to stick at C long-term, though.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, thanks.
I forgot Bengie was still there when he was called up.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Along similar lines, will Panda stay at 3B or is he a 1B also?
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like he's a 3B
He’s caught 14 games?!!?!?!?!?
Wow, he was a catcher in the minors.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Panda will be at 1B within a year or two, barring a massive change in his conditioning.
Problem is, his bat so far this year doesn’t really play at first. Last year? Certainly.
He’s pretty athletic for a guy with his girth, but he’ll have to be moved sooner or later. He can get away with it for a few years here because he’s so young.
Which could be a dilemma if Posey doesn't stick at catcher.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you can't ignore his girth
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Posey is their long term catcher.
He has a very strong arm, though it tends to sail to right a little at times.
They’ll probably just give him days off at first base when Sanchez is pitching in particular, since he prefers Whiteside. Keeps his legs fresh(er).
Gotcha.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
If Jaime doesn't win,
it will be a travesty.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
And on that note.....
Cy, MVP, and ROY without making the playoffs. It’s possible right now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
On that note
Why is Garcia even beating his FIP by a whole run? His BABIP is normal, his LOB% is high but not crazy at 75%, he hasn’t induced a crazy number of GIDPs……what is going on?
Not afraid to nitpick
Garciamania: It's kinda like dividing by zero.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
this
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
if he can cut down on the walks
he has the stuff to be a true #1 starter.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
That would not be why he is beating his FIP, that would be a reason his FIP is "high" and his ERA should be higher
Not afraid to nitpick
I've always believed that FIP over-penalizes walks slightly.
Not a ton, mind you, but slightly.
how come?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
for one thing, it ignores GB%.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
Throwing a gem like this on (sort of) national television has to get him some attention.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Atlanta giving Piniella quite the sendoff
14-5 Braves.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Jaime wonders why it took Adam so long to do this.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
by TBender on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
HAHAHA that's what I was thinking
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
alright
I’m off to play a meaningless summer hockey game in the hopes that it brings us a dodger victory…. good game today and go Jaime!!!!
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
will Motte return soon?
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions
He threw a pain-free side session yesterday.
I haven’t heard how he’s feeling today, though.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ready for some Arroyogression
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
After watching that entire game...
I have to say Feliz was solid at 3B. For the moment I’m very happy we picked him up.
and…wtf was Tony thinking putting Miles and Winn in the ninth? is he screwing with Jaime or is it his version of hazing the rookie?
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
hopefully that's the only kind of playing time those guy will be getting
Winn is the 5th outfielder, and Miles is hopefully the last person you’d put in a game
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
winn replaced holliday and miles replaced lopez, who replaced APu
just resting our starters, i presume
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I really like Feliz agains LHP
move lopez to 2B and sit skip
seems like it was a good move to me
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's just nice to watch him field the ball at 3B...he makes it look easy.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
haven't had a reliable full-time 3rd baseman since whenever Freese started getting hurt
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
yes...Feliz also is very smooth over there...good pick up.
I say that now and hope we will all be saying that after we walk away w the title.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
If there was ever an argument for a designated fielder, Pedro would be a good one.
Exiled from MCC by a banhammerhappy harpie and doomed to wander the SBNation.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 22, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
congratulations, Jaime!
you win an asinine interview with Frank Cusomano
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Congratu....uh..what?!? no, no I don't want to talk to him..Tony do I have to?
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
I, for one, welcome our new Mexican overlord.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Aug 22, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That was a very enjoyable series.
Cardinals played some really good ball against a very good team.
Also, KSDK needs to get their shit together. The game coverage sucks, and the woman on the postgame show just narrated a Brendan Ryan single over footage of Allen Craig’s home run.
And lastly, does anyone else wish Brian Wilson would come in from the bullpen wearing a bathrobe?
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
Um, I think that's just you.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Really?
But it would be so cool!
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
the only announcer I like for the Cards is Shannon
and it’s not like he’s going to win any announcer awards
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
on cue, there's the video feed freaking out again
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I was disappointed that we didn't get to make any Beach Boys jokes.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
man
arroyo throws a barely moving slider up there and strikes out the batter
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions
I can't understand how the Reds have been winning so much
when their starting pitching is so marginal.
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Per MLBN, Hawk Harrelson spent the entire game today ripping Joe West
As the White Sox just lost to the Royals on a walk-off single in the 10th
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
He is absolutely the worst homer -- and caster -- in baseball.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
I wish actual, honest physical harm on Hawk Harrelson.
He is, hands down, the worst broadcaster in all of baseball.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he the one who always does that annoying catch phrase when people strike out?
I can’t even write what he says because I can’t understand it. The thing I’m thinking of kinda sounds like “HE-GONG”
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
That's the one.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I was about to make the same comment myself.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Even worse it that "put it on the board, yes!" bull shit
it sounds terrible and doesn’t even make sense
it’s like he’s trying to show up the people he’s broadcasting
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
braintwinning is a chronic condition
if you start double-posting multiple times a game, then you can be fully creeped out.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He is the verbal equivalent of
K-Rod’s strikeout dance.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
OTOH, Joe West is the Hawk Harrelson of umpires.
So i have no problem seeing one go after the other.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
MLBN live at Wrigley
Catching Bob Brenly giving Pinella’s tenure a eulogy.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
And another Starlin Castro hit.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
some words of wisdom
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Love your CJB tweet reports.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
yes!
it’s been an excellent adventure for the last couple of days. best travelogue ever.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the Ditka sighting killed me
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
his claustrophobia tweet also worth a chuckle
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Can anyone remember the last time a Cardinals player got
shaving cream or a whip cream pie in the face?
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
I don't think our team does that sort of thing much.
The manager’s personality filters through the rest of the team.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly can't recall it happening with the Cards.
That makes me sad.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
It makes me a little sad, too.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 22, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i have memories of pink backbacks
perhaps there were kitten stickers on them?
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what are you guys talking about? I just linked this.
Jarrett Hoffpauir, pied with extreme giddiness by Yadier Molina. Last year.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the handshake dances not good enough?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hmmm.
I do not recall this. I still feel like today deserved a pie in Garcia’s face instead of the numerous but slaps during his player of the game interview.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
post link
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3033481/comeback_cards/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they stick with butt slaps after Albert drew blood that one time
they show their love with punches.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That should happen more often.
This team doesn’t seem like it has much fun. Very stiff and businesslike.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
there is a decreased incidence of flying chest bumps, it's true
but IMO it’s better to say they don’t have as much fun as last year, which was really above average in the hijinx. this year they’re definitely making time to inject fun into the proceedings. it’s just not as crazy and/or not out in public. a handshake for every occasion and dance parties in the clubhouse.
and also it’s hard to have fun without winning streaks.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I hadn't seen the video before.
He just flies over Helms there. Idiot.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
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"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
cubs game over.
Lou tips his cap to Bobby Cox, disappears into the tunnels.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Philly is up 4-0...
delayed in the 7th
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
First shutout by a lefty Cardinal since 2005
Mahk Muldah, RIP.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 22, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
The 10 IP shutout?
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 22, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
has any team ever had the ROY MvP and CY Young in the same year?
We have to have a pretty good shot right nnow
by mick311 on Aug 22, 2010 5:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm afraid Doc might be running away with that Cy
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
No
Any number of teams have had 2 of the 3 awards in a season, but none with all 3. The MVP dates back to 1931, the Rookie of the Year to 1949, and the Cy Young to 1956. There was only one Cy Young winner for MLB from ’56 thru ’66. In 1962, Tom Tresh won the Rookie of the Year for the Yankees, Mickey Mantle won the MVP, and either Whitey Ford or Ralph Terry had at least an outside shot at the AL Cy Young, had it been awarded one per league that year (although Aguirre of the Tigers had an excellent season, as well). As it was, the top 4 vote-getters for the Cy Young were all NLers.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 22, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'll rec it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
How about
Has any team ever had the ROY, MVP, and Cy in the same year and missed the playoffs?
/ducks
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 22, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
if the reds make it and not us
they would give votto the mvp. no reason to duck.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Even if Pujols hit 50 HR and Votto only 45?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
a triple crown is pretty much the only way right?
because at this point, it would be hard to argue how one is really much more valuable than the other. in the minds of voters, with it this close, making the playoffs would be the deciding factor, but if either wins the TC, i dont see how he doesnt also get the mvp.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
There was an interesting article at the mothership a couple days ago about
MVP, Cy, ROY and Manager of the year. They said both the Cards and Rangers have legit contenders for all four awards. Not sure that’s really true about TLR this year, but whatever….
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 22, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
or even dusty baker, really
unless leake’s arm falls off before the season’s over or something
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
LA ties it up
1st and 3rd, 1 out
Kershaw batting
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Lou's presser going now
he’s kind of sniffly
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
San Diego leads the Giants by 6 games
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
Nope
Votto homered on a lazy fly ball
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
the ball is carrying like crazy
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Just saw the replay
Posednik was tracking that ball all the way, and it never stopped going.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
I strongly dislike Joey Votto
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Vin Scully holds a mock auction for Pete Rose's hit-record-setting bat in the booth
glad this guy is coming back
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Casey Blake throws out Ryan Hanigan at second for out #3
those plays are always closer than you want them to be.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
boy am i glad i shelled out the $200 to go see that game
been waiting all season long to see Jaime pitch, picked a real good one
also, i’ve always been saying how awesome Craig is and he always got unlucky, tried reverse jinx in the 4th and bang! crazy shit..
can’t believe the regular season is almost over…
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
by d-dee on Aug 22, 2010 5:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Bronson Arroyo's leg kick is obnoxious
like a can-can step
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Paul Janish has Boog-like range
but not quite the arm
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Who had the better day?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I'd go with Jaime.
You can still lose when you have a day like Heyward did.
Ethier launches a lethal looking line drive into the stands
and then swings just as hard past a 2-2 slider
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Damn...this could be close.
Pujols
.316 / 32 / 89
Votto
.322 / 29 / 84
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
That is current as of Votto's HR
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
as crazy good as Votto has been this season I'd still rather have Pujols
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto technically has more value
since they’re basically paying him the league-minimum.
But fuck him.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
not sure how many years of team control he has left.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I mean aside from the contracts
Pujols has better defense and probably more power too
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, he has the same agent as Albert Pujols.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Votto hits arb after this year
he’ll be a free agent in 2014.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
And a name like Votto makes me think of Jersey shore..
I wonder if he does the fist pump with “the situation” during the off season.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
so do we blame Jay for First Base Open?
haha
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
...

hey, waino, what took you so long to do it? shut outs ain’t so hard

you shut your rookie mouth
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
fuck you, brandon phillips!
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
So I just realized Pujols' OPS is over a thousand
OVAH ONE THOUSAAAAAAAND?!?!?!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I understand
I was kinda trying too hard there.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Beautiful
Brandon Phillips Ks swinging on a gorgeous breaking ball
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Vin Scully just quoted Noel Coward seamlessly in the broadcast.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
he's like twice as better as the second best announcer in baseball
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
twice as good ahahahah
better lol
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Kershaw walks Miguel Cairo to get to Votto
probably his last pitch.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I forgot that Votto's a lefty
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
Which would you rather have?
the Cards get the Cy, ROY and MVP but miss the playoffs
or
the Cards don’t get any of those and lose in the NLCS?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
i would forgoe
the prestigious NLDS championship for all those awards. losign in the NLCS would have to be more disappointing than not making the post season at all
now, from a revenue perspective and what the boost in revenue does for the club….i might have to reconsider
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Miss the playoffs? Seriously?
The thing that makes it worth it all is titles. Not being done in September.
the former.
if you said lose in the series, maybe that wins. but any postseason defeat is painful. i think i would have rather missed the playoffs than gone out like the Cards did last year.
Craig Carton, radio host:
"If you’re a senior citizen going to Citi Field today, be careful because K-Rod might punch you in the face."
Caller:
"Nah, I wouldn’t worry about it Craig, the Mets haven’t beaten people in back-to-back games since June."
the window for some of those awards are also quite fleeting.
if we were talking a 25 year old Albert, or a league without Halladay, Jimenez, and Johnson, then… there’s less of an urgency.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't need the awards to know how good those guys are.
Give me playoffs anytime.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure those guys disagree
especially if their contracts give them bonuses…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Does "you" mean me as a fan or the players?
I want October baseball (hold the avocados please).
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
as a fan
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I think it would be a tough choice for them.
Players get extra cash from the playoffs too. Plus, they get to play on a bigger stage.
As for me, playoffs all the way.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
cmon fangraphs
their most recent article starts off promising, and then abruptly stops before any real analysis is done. for example, why is carl crawford given such different scores by +/- and uzr? it seems as though the rest of the article was accidentally left off. maybe my expectations are too high, but the analysis there is often very superficial. also, many of the commenters are intolerable, so maybe that makes me biased.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Random fielding thought
The Indians as a team are rated 2nd worst by UZR but 2nd best by DRS. Fielding stats have issues…
Not afraid to nitpick
if anything
the fact that they are 50-94 with a roughly league-average OPS+ 95) would make me seriously distrust DRS, not UZR.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
ack, 50-73
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
I had the same thought
am I mistaken in thinking that graph means very little?
Whatever happened in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati.
Remember when Andre Ethier was batting like .723?
What happened?
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
he got hurt I think
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 22, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF happened to Broxton?
He’s been pretty damn shaky lately
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
96 on his FB
Looks like he’s lost some velocity IIRC
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 22, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, what happened
is he can’t locate and Torre demoted him. Dunno if he’s been re-promoted or not.
think it started when Ethier didn't catch a fly ball off of Holliday's bat
before that, he was pretty good. sigh.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
Oh, Scott Posednik...
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
The recap for the Cards' game
apparently written by one, “Michael Bleach”
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
is that a real person, or a hideous misspelling of Matthew Leach?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
he is allegedly a real person.
according to his twitter.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
JAIME DID WHAT?????
I just get back from a weekend in the wilderness and I already need towels!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
god i wish i could have watched the game. was he as good as the box score looks?
Craig Carton, radio host:
"If you’re a senior citizen going to Citi Field today, be careful because K-Rod might punch you in the face."
Caller:
"Nah, I wouldn’t worry about it Craig, the Mets haven’t beaten people in back-to-back games since June."
he was also very attractive.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well, yeah
Craig Carton, radio host:
"If you’re a senior citizen going to Citi Field today, be careful because K-Rod might punch you in the face."
Caller:
"Nah, I wouldn’t worry about it Craig, the Mets haven’t beaten people in back-to-back games since June."
he was better
and nearly went the minimum, giving up a base hit to the 27th batter of the game (could have been saved, if Miles wasn’t at 2b).
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
one of the best pitching performances i've ever seen
on par with waino’s “unofficial no hitter”
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Jaime Garcia is Rookie of the Year!!!
If he isn’t someone will need to be taking a long walk off a short peir.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
I feel bad the Lou Pinella had to go out losing so badly....
But that is pretty much par for the course in Chicago.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
this is crazy
don’t read if you’re claustrophobic
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you're too gullible, clank
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's a long time
it’s like a psychological drama
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this would be a hell of a lot better show than lost.
"When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do." - Stan Musial
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss." - Dizzy Dean
i can't imagine being trapped in a hole for 4 months
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
The first 17 days waiting for someone to find you would probably be worse.
At least the four months are a tangible amount of time that you can look forward toward. 17 days knowing they don’t even know you’re alive down there had to be unbearable.
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
the whole thing
is a little beyond my comprehension
as i stand in line at the grocery store internally complaining about people going through the “20 items or less” lane with a cart full
crazy stuff
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The most striking part to me
was the quote from one of the wives saying that her husband had been a minor since he was 12. I can’t even wrap my mind around that.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
minor since he was 12.....heh.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i was a minor when i was 12 also
what a coincidence
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sorry
that is pretty crazy, also
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
indeed....
the miners of Chile are enduring conditions that were the norm here…..In 1890.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Zach Miner would be all over this conversation.
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
As would the brothers Ryan and Damon Minor
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Morris Minor and the Majors would like a word as well.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ack.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
there's been some sick fan catches this week.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So I know the final score,
and I’m just aboot to hit play…..keep me bemused VEB.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
bemused like puzzled, or bemused like whimsically interested?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yes...
but I’d lean towards whimsically interested.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
so you find us amusing? do we amuse you?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I will say what, again.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I think he wants you to dance.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
like a monkey.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Boog leads off?....are you ok Tony?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this does amuse me.
continuez.
don’t spoil him, effers.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Also good for you,
I pregamed at the local Douche Minor League affiliate. I am in form.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
which I had a great laugh the visitors expense.
The Idaho Falls Chukkars,

laundry got screwed up and their numbers and letters were pink. I found this bemusing, to steal from earlier.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
LLWS....Pearland playing
Pearland is the vistor.
Leadoff dinger. Yeah, they learned from McGwire.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Bobby Valentine covering this game.
This has to be child endangerment / abuse.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Pearland has foregone dingers for doubles
7-0 and still batting, top 2nd.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
13-1 final after 4
Yeesh.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Albert dings, no dinger.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
99.99...that' s how we do it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I came across this and thought there was another game happening...
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Just a live blog replay.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
FREE!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
YADI!!!
6-0
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
BOOG!!!!
Hotme needs to slide.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Chief Justice will not be denied.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
68 through 7
Hotme is dealing.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
67 I think
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
80 throgh 8
I <3 you Jaime.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Pedro Feliz....
AFM v2.00 firmware
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
FREEDOM!!!!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Jesus fuck!!!
Giving guys off is one thing, but you’ve outdone yourself Tony.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
^time off
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Skip would've got that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
89 pitch CGSO.......
you are a stud Jaime.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That Craig HR was pretty.
A meatball from Zito, but he didn’t miss.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 22, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Winningest lefty in SFG history.....
Why the hell did the Cards even let Reuter in the stadium?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
He's a local kid.
Nashville (IL) HS
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
I'm listening
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
big fat bastard
california garlic powder, worcestershire sauce and big fat slice of cheddar cheese
no bacon =(
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds pefect. Worcestershire is the key to a great burger.
Smokey cheddar and bacon and you would be in.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this reminds me
of a thing my dad makes called tidbits. he takes a little hunk of deer meat, puts it on a toothpick, wraps it in bacon and soaks it in worcestershire sauce and cooks. freaking awesome
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 22, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds good.....
the bacon adds some fat to the venison…makes it twice as good.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Dale's sauce and Montreal steak seasoning
Amazing
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If I ever go alligator hunting,
I’m bringing something bigger than a .22
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
and I'm not using a treble hook.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this thread is.....interesting.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
They're fishing for fucking alligators
on the History channel, and Jaime is Hotme, what do you expect?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
fuck the history channel. and national geographic for that matter.
follow me on twitter @nickg105, @Rams_Fan_Voice
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
where else am I gonna get alligator fishing?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
"I'm not your bitch," Molina told Phillips.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

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