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"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, RR, this game 106.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

*is

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, azru had yesterday's as 104...

that’s what I went by.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the day b4 that was 104, also.

thought everyone would pick up on that.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hit refresh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And rec'd!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Brian Westbrook!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't remember hearing ANY Rasmus trade rumors.

I think they are just showing a little BS wishful thinking

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

AL probably started those rumors

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh. great minds...

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

I think they Al are is just showing a little BS wishful thinking

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gooo Westbrook!

he needs a nickname, no?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

he has one!

JAKE FUCKING NOT-WICK DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOU THINKING HE NEEDS A NEW NICKNAME!!!!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going for Shitcreek, myself.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still in mourning, stew man!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh lol

i missed that in the thread earlier

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, Al was given a chance and didn't slam Colby and Boog?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

dan said rasmus' name was floated at the trade deadline

erroneous. i don’t believe for a second that the cardinals actually considered trading him.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This trade is an overwhelming success!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3

score runz!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

westbrooK

let’s keep this up!

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Congratulations on being a Cardinal and a great first inning.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

...

vs.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

pardon my ignorance

but who the fuck is that?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOUR MOM

AMIDOINITRITE?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it kinda looks like carpenter with a mullet

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

more of a what is that.....

I thought a wife beater pic would be kinda funny.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the man gives you a strikeout, you take the strikeout, dammit.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue Benny Hill music, Astros

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is great!

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Astros

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Astros.... they freaking suck...

I feel bad for the Walrus

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

2 batters, 3 errors

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comedy gold!

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Fail on many levels. LOL

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Busch Stadium has some

Thurstonian plague left behind

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jake Westbrook is really Chuck Norris

in disguise

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have multiple gold gloves—doesn’t because he’s never won a cy young

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel pity for the Stros

But I still hope we sweep them.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

there is usually someone around that can give you a link

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this kind of stuff never works on a mac—unless it plays without additional software.

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, you need the streamtorrent program

i’m not sure if it is compatible for mac

if you want to watch w/o add’n programs, it’s not easy finding someone who streams publicly. there is usually radio available though, http://loudcity.com/stations/krvt-tulsas-1270/tune_in

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 errors for the Astros, already?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Even Pittsburgh didn't do that.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just 3.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 'Stros pulled an Aaron Miles

3-error inning

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

did they give an error on the Lopez hit?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and one on the CF, one on Myers,

i thought there was one more they could have gave an E to, but I might be wrong. Gotta rewind at the half inning.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brett Wallace

The only Astro without an error this game.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

...yet

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there's the baserunning...SIGH.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That's more like it :(

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap!

Ladies and germs, the post-Oswalt, post-Berkman era Astros, let’s give ’em a big hand!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I would try too

3 errors on 2 batters, there’s a -50% chance they get you out.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see trying to draw a throw or something

but I kind of like seeing him dare them after they just committed 3 fucking throwing errors on two pitches….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the best of ideas...

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the fuck, chief justice?

gonna be demoted to associate justice at this rate

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Impeach him!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice throw there by Walrus...

Yes… I am going to be this annoying as long as he plays

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay might have forgot

He’s got a .300 hitter coming up with one out. Let Holliday earn his RBIs.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The internet is a grand and glorious place.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So are the reds ever going to go on the road and face any real competition?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

unbalanced schedule: Reds have 94 home games this year

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

curses!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Brett: Hey, hey! Remember that time I was traded for you?
Matt: (chews on seeds) …uh…yeah?
Brett: Well now here were are, playing in the SAME GAME.
Matt: you DO realize this happens all the time?
Brett: (hangs head) awwww

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

for all the good things that happen offensively for the team

they find a way to idiotically mess it up…

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

roffle

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

im sorry

but Glenn Close looks funny

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I kind of what Myers to throw a no-hitter

And Westbrook to throw a shutout.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Listening to Shannon pitch Goodwill is like watching Suppan pitch to anyone

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

no

he’s saying how awesome it is that keith mcdonald hit 100 home runs in his first 100 games to win “rookie of the millennium”.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ground Ball Dribbler

I don’t like Astros singles, but I can live with a few of those hits.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

at least westbrook has a nice beard

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

damn he's smooth

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

99.99!

with runner going!

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

It was Lee.

He just wandered off before the pitch.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was badass

nice plays from both Westbrook & Boog….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog fears no large men.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

The more I here about Jake Westbrook, he sounds like a good guy.

I went to some Indians blogs, they all hope the Indians can sign him again.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord Wallace is huge

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Prince Wallace.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why Jake couldn't miss hitting him.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right, wallace is in town huh?

no wonder my leprosy suddenly feels better…

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notwick?

really, VEB? This is the best you could come up with?

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

They didn't like Westbrookwick.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda like Notwick

Until Westbrook’s obvious nickname makes itself known.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suggested a couple

but i’m not fond of ‘notwick’ myself

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

got nothin yet

other than Westy, but that sounds like a hockey name. We’ll come up with something, he’s only been a Cardinal for like 48 hours….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And at least half the site has been pissed about him since the trade.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

besides

Trever Miller gave us all those great bullpen nicknames, but as far as I know he still doesn’t have one yet….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to retire the -wick meme?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

with ludwick no longer on the team

why should we continue it?

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I for one agree

time to ring in the -brook era.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Aug 2, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'know

I kinda wondered about that

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

tis probably for the best

/tear

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Salmon?

don’t salmon live in brooks out west?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brook trout

Hunh, hunh?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Walruses have trouble dodging balls huh

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

welcome to st. louis, wallace

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

new graphics ML At Bat

going for the video game look

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

it’s weird. not a big fan myself

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee barrelling down the baseline must have looked a bit like the Souix at the Little Bighorn

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm interesting.

Imagine if he DOES start using his base in his swing… Ho.ly. crap!

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

With a base like that

How do you not use it?

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards announce said that Bagwell

mentioned how Wallace uses only his arms, and not those huge legs, in his swing. He has managed to get away with it in the Minors, but he won’t get away with it in the Bigs. So… with the power he already has. Imagine… more

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be honest,

he doesnt have a lot of power at the moment. if bagwell is right, then he can tap into that potential of his.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huge potential.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe, but his stats and MLEs dont show it currently

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

i think he is the type of player that, if he lives up to his earlier hype, it will take him a couple years to do it. but who knows.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

good start, Westbrook

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than the Waldorfs offense.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't like it

Three outs already not recorded via grounders…

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

You are quite the

glass-half-fucking-broken-bitch kind of guy, huh?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey jackass

we only say serious things here. got it? (I miss the original skull.)

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Concur

If he keeps up this pace, I don’t care how he’s getting his outs.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarchasm

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So at work you can get ice cream at the little cantina

and if you guess the right price (by weight) you get it free. Today I got it right. Not that anybody cares but I just wanted to tell someone

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Rec for you

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 starts. Last one was on Saturday

Next one is scheduled for Springfield on Thursday.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought also

kinda disappointed with the BBFIA or whatever

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best fans in baseball my ass

That was lame. We gave Jeff Weaver more of an ovation

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you serious?

It’s his first at bat. We always give ovations.

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's pretty much standard to welcome the new guy

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone's prob. sad to see luddy gone

but i agree, could’ve been better

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

from a standpoint of recognition, the name jake westbrook isn’t going to carry the kind of weight that some of our past acquisitions have, especially at the expense of a fan favorite

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Cleveland he was considered their ace.

People need to get out more.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

I would’ve said Carmona was.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Aug 2, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

quite honestly (not complaining about westbrook)

but for ludwick couldn’t we have gotten carmona?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

if cleveland wanted a high-priced OF option, yes.

but cleveland does not need one, especially not for this year, since they’re out of the race.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Aug 2, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

right but couldn't we have asked san diego to give up more

so that we could get carmona?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, not being a cleveland fan, I don't know for sure

That’s just what I read on a cleveland indians forum

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll come around

it’s because westbrook has been in the AL for so long…

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Tipping his at bats

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

carp'll help westbrook out.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez now has a hit. Error on Keppinger rescinded.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

what?!?

that’s terrible. Clear error.

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes it less funny

I hope they change it back

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't see it

should it have been an error?

by hittmeier on Aug 2, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under his glove

He may not have touched it, but it was right as he was running to his left.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jake Westbrook

Brook Trout
Kilgore Trout
Kilgore?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 2, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i vote for trout. (just trout, not kilgore/brook)

‘notwick’ blows.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

and trout is good?

jeez.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the best i can come up with. sorry.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really follow the trout logic.

That puts him in the same group as Bill Parcells.

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 2, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i typed Westbrook into wikipedia

and there was a Colonel Thomas Westbrook, but we can’t call him colonel because that was Wellemeyer’s nickname

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

sit back, relax and he will eventually name himself.

it worked with prince, it will work with this guy.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

for those with video,

how does awesomebrook look? stuff solid? apparently he is athletic.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

His command is ON.

Nothing nasty yet but he’s doing well

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best word to describe it is

Solid. And he’s moving with confidence.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say better than Solid.

I can only remember him being behind one hitter so far in the count.

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

because dave duncan

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is pounding the bottom of the strike zone pretty consistently

sitting 91-93

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

see i like this. a tribute to ludwick but also welcoming westbrook

K-brook
DP-brook
awesomebrook
winbrook

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

after we re-sign him,

next year he will be cybrook

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

JFW?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about some sinker inspired nicknames

the “Gardner” ?

or “Jake the Snake Killer”?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do I imagine

Tony is smiling right now, and Dave Duncan is grumbling under his breath.
Mutters: “Frikkin strikeouts…”

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

facist muther fuckers!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching hawksworth was like watching izzy pitch as a starter

lots of baserunners and then wiggling out of trouble… like a weasel

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three innings on 35 pitches

Frankly, he looks better than Garcia.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

efficientbrook

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like it

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps up pitching like this everyone will be saying "whowick"?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon, too soon

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three whole innings!

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just realized something

i tune al out like i tuned the vuvuzelas out during the world cup

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i think that a bowl of dog food in front of a mike would be more palatable

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

*mic

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly,

I would rather listen to Joe Morgan. and that is fucking bad.

by sociopath on Aug 2, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You know, Lohse coming back is almost like tra--"

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

jay and wallace both have giant legs and butts

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree. although Jay looks more athletic and Walrus is more husky.

Jay = Puckett

I wish…

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 pitch at bat not bad.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i have seen 2 commercials now where parents are buying their kids brand new cars

my first vehicle was a $500 truck with a wooden bumper

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP'd

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Jakegression

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh please

The guy can’t help infield singles

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fickle.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he sucks. Fire Mo.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

/gameday'd

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

/alsojustwantingtostirthepot

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha i figured that

it was a dribbler down the third base line fyi

by hittmeier on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have put

-wick

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

That was pretty wicked.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wickedbrook?

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone shut those three up

my ears are bleeding.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

robots have ears??

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I said my ears were bleeding

I was referign to the necklace of human ears I have around my neck. Recent acquisitions. The subject and subsequent text of my comment should be read independent of one another.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

im suddenly afraid

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its depressing in a way, but

I’m in Houston right now, and I prefer the Astros announcers.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive mentioned this before

but its almost as if they are afraid that if they don’t continue making noise that the automatic programming will come on to break the silence

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WestbrooKKKK

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

boo steal.

walk the next guy eh.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

The banter between Al and Cat...

Is somehow getting even more agonizing.

by JStymie on Aug 2, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i wouldn't mind the noise that a storm warning interuption makes

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flopping around like a trout

And gets the out.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

what about the dead cats on the side of the road?

huh? WHAT ABOUT THOSE AL?!?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wickbrook's first run allowed

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

that play prevented houston from taking the lead.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather give up a run this way

Than have my infield make three errors in one inning.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Westbrook's pitches are moving a lot more than I expected

I’m surprised he’s not better than his numbers suggest.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree...

His FIP is even a lil higher than his ERA

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

there seems to be plenty of movement and good command (besides the occasional yank!)

Milt Thompson FTW!

by gossard56 on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate how

gameday says ‘injury delay’ and then never actually describes what happened when no one is taken out.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing happened

Westbrook looked confused when the trainer came out

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's big boned.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's it. i'm convinced.

the holliday trade is a bust.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

all visionaries are misunderstood in their own time

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What position was he gonna play?

We can’t put two guys on 1B and hope no one hits it to third.

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone can play second.

(Offer not valid for Brett Wallace.)

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per TLR logic

If you can play the IF, you can play a corner OF

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadist

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I go with my friends to minor league games

anyone who flinches gets hit.

/not kidding

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Holy Jebus

Do I have to hear about Wallace not using his legs to hit, EVERY FUCKING INNING?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what is written on the card in front of Al

He forgets he has already read it.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wallace in Houston

I forsee several barbeque joints closing

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

doing record business

you mean?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brisket shortages, Ribs in high demand, Children weeping...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god Al

Wallace isn’t even a cardinal anymore and Al still hates him

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

damn you brett wallace.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

whose side are you on anyway??

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know

The Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? The Walrus does.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walrus hit it OFF of Westbrook

Okay GOB’s stop with this traded pitcher battery BS

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Everything was fine till I started watching. I'm going away now.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like there is too much focus on Wallace's legs...

It’s getting weird.

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Aug 2, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

if Dave Duncan is gonna help him it will be after this start not before

by hittmeier on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who isn't at the mercy of babip?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaron miles unfortunately

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron F Miles

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

did we like it when joe buck was still sometimes doing games?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Joe Buck

Tim McCarver needs to be put out to pasture, though….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad D or bad BABIP luck?

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

babip

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost completely BABIP

And bad luck. He still pitched well in that inning.

by JWO on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

babip

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw what did you guys call westbrook on LGT?

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Jake”, “Westbrook” or “Westy”.

I have been called the latter two.

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have some good ones for Chris Perez, but no—not for Jake.

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well wasn't the stadium names after Westbrook?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's good

I’m a Perez fan. I hope he has cut down on the walks.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is your name... westbrook?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well my name is Jim.... but most people call me... Jim

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Westbrook about 1.62 secons

From start of delivery to catcher’s glove. Isn’t 1.3 supposed to be what La Russa and Duncan want?

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

seconds*

And that is from 7 times I took with a stopwatch. I got 5 in the 1.6’s in 7 times.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is really slow—I doubt that # is right.

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see how easily Pence stole that base?

I could be wrong, but Rains said tweeted he’s slow to the plate which is why I timed in the first place.

Westbrook takes way to long to throw the ball home with runners on base. Won’t throw out many runners no matter who is catching

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not watching the game, so no… but if it’s a problem, nobody here talked about it. Then again, he was mostly managed by Eric Wedge and his moron staff.

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

cmon offense, let's get a real run here

make up for westy’s crappy luck

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

bueno

thank you ’bert

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unnoticed so far...

1 questionable hit off Myers.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't he have an issue with domestic violence?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or we'd just rather not think about it.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looked like a nut shot

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BUH BYE

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom Baby!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

ELIMINATED

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Apu either didn;t like Luddy being traded

or he like it A LOT.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Sheesh that was massive

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

DFA

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

something's wrong with albert

he’s not running the bases at full speed.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

wait is this for real

i mean, it was a homerun

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

win recognition win

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

comment originality fail

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

negativism win

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apu

I am very worried about him.

by dugmartsch on Aug 2, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and bert still doesn't look right...

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOOD

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

.299

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

still looks like he's hurt though

and playing through it. that’s what i mean.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just enjoy the HR

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

does hitting 3 HRs in 3 games look like hurt?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Aug 2, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're the baseball, yes.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that this is total horseshit

but… maybe mozeliak’s thinking was that if he removed a critical piece of an enigmatic offense that everybody would think “holy shit we are going to have to really step it up now!”

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

im not saying he did

i was just pulling stuff out of my butt trying to console myself

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recommend you rephrase that last statement.

It sounds… … … weird

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive got nothing

tonight i play the role of creepy wierdo

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright

where are my binoculars?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

kind of like being deprived of one sense

heightens all others? makes sense to me.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that Colby laughing talking to Wallace?

What is this…I dont even..

/head explodes

Hold my stones!

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm

that’s stealing someone’s gig, that’s what that is

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, sean casey 2.0?

body type and underwhelming power both fit

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing he's congenial.

He’s gonna see lots of folks there for the next few years.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They bring twinkees in their pocket

and feed him when no one is looking.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job brett!

have a snack

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a related note,

has any one got a video link to Berkman eating the twinkie?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe:

Wallace: Hey Colby, do you like fish sticks?

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Aug 2, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I JUST watched that last night

Please man… get it… just get it!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"you hear Al bitching me out the other day?"

“Yeah man, wft, you aren’t even on the team or in the organization anymore”

“Haters gonna hate”

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

no GIDP! no GIDP!

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

"I hate Mad Hungarians"

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won't have any of this AL using logic and rationality when talking about Colby

I just won’t have it!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Third, 2 out, Schu at bat.

What are the chances of scoring a run?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

you prefer Stav to PH?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

/vomit

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases loaded.

yadiwalk

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

is good at baseball.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good AB's people,

I forgot how walks looked like

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

needed to take a strike there

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always have a bad feeling at times like this.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

must . . . .resist. . . .

on a tee . . . urge to swing . . .

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step away from the keyboard.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

quit jacking on!

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reyes eating cheeseburgers in the pen. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avoided the DP Mill . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

too late.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

patience schu!

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

really has had a bad, bad year

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But got the DP Shu

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

way to go scrappydoo

no gitp

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't like Westy...

Westy sounds like Testy and Testy sounds like Testicles and Testicles sounds like Testicle Exploding Shit Storm

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are you jeff goldblum?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded, no outs...

and that is what we get?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that happened.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Loaded, 0 out.

Leads to 1 run.

Awesomeness.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

groundhog offense

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the cards for you.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this offense could use another pitcher. i'm just sayin.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

danny haren?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

brad penny or chris carpenter.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit -- trying again

I don’t want to be pessimistic but I am so here goes. Wasn’t it Lohse who was always coughing up the lead immediately after he got it?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Kip Wells, or Todd Wellemeyer, or pre-2009 Joel Piniero

so I’d say if a pitcher sucks they will often cough up leads

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot better than soup.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

im sure shannon is happy

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Cincy

3-0 top of 8th

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't the bucs save up some runs?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you shouldn't be surprised

considering we just swept them.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll go blind!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

so THATS why i have glasses now. at least i know.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's paying their various porn subscriptions

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like pitchers who don't waste

pitches on .247 hitters

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

westbrooKKKKK

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

are we seriously talking ourselves into that

because I will never obey.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

eastriver sounds ok.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

get over what? i was just trying to be amusing

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like someone fell out of bed

and landed on his menstrual cycle

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no!

we love Luddy!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

im just throwing out random stuff here

but he has a beard and animal from the muppets kinda has a beard…

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone has developed meme constipation

and are under the misconception that if they just push hard enough . . . it will work.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meme-lax?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's not to like about trout?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

everything

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was Michael Bourn, All-Star.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

like omar infante, "all star"?

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's versatile, he'll take it either way.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

....eww

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still tripping on WB's delivery

he stands so straight up and down, and it looks like he has a real short delivery. I can believe that he’s a little iffy on the stopwatch, he’s very deliberate. But he ends up in really good fielding position. Would like to read painguy’s take on it.

I think Al’s right (arrgh), seems like he occasionally throws a little more sidearm when he wants a strikeout.

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

In your defense

Al being right about pitching is more tolerable than him being right about anything else, so I can let this one slide haha

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he actually kinda reminds me of kevin gregg

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was there a huge collision in the CLE/BOS game?

I just saw someone was thrown out at the plate and now the catcher is being replaced after a ‘Delay’.

Hold my stones!

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like Santana left the game with an injury

People on the internet are describing it as “looking serious.”

by mojowo11 on Aug 2, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know, the guys who are patient vs. Myers

are successful.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

also the ones who know when to keep their damn mouth shut.

/poor taste

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things I didn't know:

Alex Rodriguez only has an .818 OPS this season

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHHH

Stavinoha should not be our number one pinch hitter.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

i like my allen craig like my poultry

free range, baby. free range.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Jay please stop regressing so hard

you are the only thing standing between us and Nick Stavinoha

by TheBirds on Aug 2, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit... you're right

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

We need OBP from him at that spot in the lineup

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like your positive attitude

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

some rec action

comin at ya

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Bird strays

Didn’t take Jay long to lose his MoJo once Luddy went away. That’s a lot of pressure on a kid.

by deweydell on Aug 2, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what i've been thinking too

it seems like now that lud’s gone, jay’s feeling the pressure of being the starter

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, he's coming back to earth.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

when craig comes back up

hopefully he will feel less pressure and it will turn into a very productive platoon

by hittmeier on Aug 2, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

People are way over analizing this trade

Jay struggles and everyones pointing it out…im surprised most havent slammed Westbrook..i mean 2 runs???

Give it time…

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 2, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

just giving an example...

I fear Jay will have the bigger microscope

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 2, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

Holliday’s the one that’s got pressure on him….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet its

alreasdy been pointed out his ABs and hits since the trade

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 2, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's striking out too many batters!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap, he's gonna start hanging 0-2 curveballs.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

those were pretty fluky

really only one hard hit ball so far. The Astros have swung at a bunch of sliders a foot off the plate. They’re guessing.

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKKK

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This westbrook fella can pitch.

i like this.
oh…and in related news…groundballs don’t go over the fence.

by sociopath on Aug 2, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Aug 2, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit one at Winn to be sure.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

god, Hrabosky sucks so hard

makes you feel bad for poor Dan….

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATG,

westbrookkkkkk didnt throw a single 4seamer that atbat, instead mixing it up with sinker, slider, changeup. i like it.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

he & duncan will work together very nicely.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

given his repertoire,

i’d actually be pretty surprised if he didnt re-sign, assuming he pitches well down the stretch. it just seems like too good a fit to not have it happen.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take whoever is cheaper

between him and Penny. Y’know, as long as Lohse is under contract..

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

might be too soon to think about re-signing him

SSS… but you might be right

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, for sure,

but i mean more generally as compared to some other FA starter. he fits the mold of what we look for.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lot of little things I like about Wookie

He comes out of his delivery into a good defensive stance and runs hard on every contact on the off chance he can be part of the play.

by JStymie on Aug 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Because TLR

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was part of the 3rd inning's double-switch

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youkilis out with a thumb injury

Carlos Silva is getting a “cardiac evaluation”

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

oh Flopex

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

it's like two base hits

and then he messes up really bad on D

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floppy takes his D to second when Freese returns. . . .more dangerous up the middle. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd base is a much easier position to play

his problems have been centered around rockets hit right at him and bad throws, there will be more reaction time and shorter throws at 2nd, his range can’t be any worse than skip

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, he should use his legs more in his swing.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Westbrook isn't

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eat it Wallace

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Great pitch!

100 pitches— another inning?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Who pitches tomorrow?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

jaime

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

score

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sauce warming

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Norris v Garcia

Then Happ vs Carpenter on Wednesday

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice KKKKKKK and FFFFFFloppy

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that changeup

is seemingly devastating

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

K x7

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

the Astros are just flailing

they don’t seem to know what’s coming, and they’re just guessing.

by nota bene on Aug 2, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Noes

@karybooherNL
Worrisome development: Freese pulled up halfway after rounding third and stopped, reached for right ankle. Walking gingerly

by PeterStork670 on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Lowell anyone?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep him out of the weight room.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFUUUUUU

time to sign a 3B

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

or...a jorneyman reliever?

mmm? MMM?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

FA 3B, according to mlbtr

hank blalock, joe crede, ramon vazquez. garrett atkins listed at 1B but played 3B for colorado.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Mather?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wallace...

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wallace plays 3b?

No shit? Well that sucks.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.... He does not

He’s probably even worse than Craig at it.

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, his scouting says he is

more agile than you would think. Above average arm, below average range

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

your sense of humor is broken tonight?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drafted as a 3B.

Played 3B in Memphis and Vegas, IIRC

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terribly, afaik.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Can we just get the kid some prosthetics ffs?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR

@karybooherNL
On Freese: He made it to the clubhouse in right field on his own, but walked very slowly. Said pre-game he thought he broke it back in June

by PeterStork670 on Aug 2, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he thinks he broke the ankle back in june

the team has to catch a fucking broken ankle, no?
that kind of shit usually shows up on a x-ray

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or does he just sound like an idiot looking for a place to happen?

If he thought he broke it in June why is this just coming up in Aug? Fuck me sideways.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he's just saying that it hurt so bad he thought it was broken.

I can’t even fathom that the Cards didn’t take pictures of it.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Aug 2, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's kinda what I thought

Is Freese ever gonna get past being more trouble than he is worth?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

These kind of things drive me insane...

Don’t we have a medical staff to make sure players are 100% ok?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

my god

his feet and ankles are made of glass

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 2, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well,

i guess we know now what type of player to target on the waiver wire.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is nate robertson a big signing, al?

just shut up already.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly!!

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 2, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more for Tony's Salvation Army. How many on the active roster have been DFA?

Miles, McDonald, Winn, Floppy, Suppon, others? New version of Cardinals Care . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in zoomzoom

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, nevermind

I agree

/force of habit

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what's the verdict on Westbrook so far?

Seems to know what he’s doing out there anyway.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 2, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Double-switch

Colby out — grrrr.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

f'in Tony

I think at this point he thinks he is required to do the double switch

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

or get one of the trifecta in a game.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck TLR

How the fuck is he supposed to gain confidence

by hittmeier on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

and our favorite, randy winn in right!

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wall*

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Aug 2, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hate tlr

i guess it’s possible his spot doesn’t come up in the order again
seems like you’re just setting yourself up though

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit Tony.

Why the fuck does your third best hitter get pulled in a one run game? This is maddening and a stupid decision.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Miles soon to come to the resuce . . .just not sure for whcih team. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is so Miles can pinch hit for Winn later in the game

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a bad decision AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

my crude attempt at a westbrook nickname

http://yfrog.com/6ljakeanimal1p

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

SSS

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

like trout, but wookie ok

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you like trout?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's very good...

slow cooked with some butter and onion.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

people pay a lot of money for trout

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

it’s the cream of the crop
unfortunately that crop is “fish that doesn’t taste very good”

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it all depends on the sauce!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it all depends on the sauce, then it's not very good.

The ideal meat is one that tastes good even without much in the way of sauce.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fresh, river run, native trout is good......

Farm raised store bought???? Ya, that sucks.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Jack Nicholson have a nickname in Chinatown? Jake Gittes was his screen name. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Westbrook might be like Lopez

no really awesome nickname

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

floppy is solid.

if that makes sense

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

was never a fan of floppy, flip, or lopex

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what...............wait, not so much.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

99.99!

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Sauce for $99.99

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got sauce.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the sauce

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing you'd want to hear.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok good cuz i knew that and thought he was close to coming back

I thought he started to play in Springfield tonight, I thought he got reinjured or something with the way u guys were talking about it

by mick311 on Aug 2, 2010 10:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he did

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

they took off the ankle in the locker room

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he may be reinjured

He limped off the field. With his luck who knows.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about...get this, this is a really crazy idea...

we see if Craig can play 3rd. Anyone know if he has played there before?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're really desperate now.

i wouldn’t mind giving joe crede a shot…

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point.

Braun was a butcher and it hurt.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd be ok with that. or mather, if he could hit

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being sent to Walter Reed to pick up a replacement ankle. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the radio(Springfield Cards) they just said he may be delayed

but they are just guessing at this point

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is good news - Springfield is winning 7-2

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf does that mean?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The springfield announcers are guessing Freese return will be delayed.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's mighty observant on their part

if he just limped off the field in his first rehab game.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

clearly, Tony had to do the double switch

so we could now see the Skip-Winn-Boog triumvirate.

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Aug 2, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

with the three gems in place, the vortex can now open

the vortex known as “replacement level”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really dont understand the double switch...

just pinch hit for Motte, leave a superior defender in Rasmus in CF and Jay in RF…And if the lineup gets back to the 5th spot in the 8th, you have your third best hitter there and not your effing RP…

Winn is hitting less than .240 and does not have the speed or mobility of Rasmus. Thanks, TLR.

'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit pence.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Third Triumvirate - first two ended in civil wars

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

allen craig will be freed

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cardinal nation proclamation

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate to say this

but is this ankle that freese keeps breaking the same one that he screwed up in the drunken car crash?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

don't know for sure but thought I remember it not being that one.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was never in a drunken car crash

he got a DUI

he was in a car accident

not related

hurt both ankles in car crash so yes

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my bad

i got them confused

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you'd stop drinking

you wouldn’t have that problem.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good clarification

but to the point, essentially this could become chronic, sadly

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think so but not 100% sure

it sucks for sure, but it’s something the team needs to be realistic about moving forward if so

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

atta boy boog.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

I see we are winning. How did Westbrook look? How did the Walrus look?

Has Al stopped checking out his legs yet?

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I for one was impressed with Westbrook's stuff

he looked very good. more strikeouts than I expected. 6 inning, 2 earned runs…very few hard hit pitches

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

good, fair, no.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that jump sound clip might have been the worst i have ever heard in my life

it sounds like something that you get on a video game that allows you to do custom music

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Al is a great announcer

“That’s what Brendan needs to do.”

Oh yeah, he needs to hit scalding line drives? Go figure.

by mojowo11 on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

in other news

players also need to remember their gloves when taking the field

by kalmavet on Aug 2, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also needs to be more consistent

al is the poor man’s joe morgan

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw he's not that bad

al’s definately not considerate and stuck in his ways
joe morgan is brain dead

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 2, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you think i'm marginalizing al?

HOW DOES IT FEEL AL YOU ARROGANT SACK OF GOLD BOND?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 2, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

woot boog

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

lolpence

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopex Redeemed!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

FLO2BY

'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

woo

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

what tha?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon Chief

put one in play

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Pence taketh away, and Pence giveth?

by JStymie on Aug 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

scrappydoo does not appreciate the taketh part

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a propenecity for those type of plays.

Yeah’ he does.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

pro-pence-ity.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ya go

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Aug 2, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

invisible e...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks pence

ore runz please

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

more*

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

this worked for lopex

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Aug 2, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

More apt here....tuppence

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaygression continues.

Maybe his luck is draining into Craig?

by Mulliganstew on Aug 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

i had to walk away from the game

did miles ph?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

not yet, but keep the faith

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Bourn has a potty mouth...

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bourn just said a bad word

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Aug 2, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"Bourn" is a bad word.

I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.

by vico on Aug 2, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk is a bad word

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not good, Motte

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i trust macdougal a lot more than motte

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in zoomzoom

why in the hell would you trust mac more?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol wut

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

everytime i hear macdougal

i think of groundskeeper willy

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 2, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Motte's in the low 90s this inning, ATG

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd inning

and second day in a row pitching

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the telley, too

great, he’s probably broken

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

get him, TLR

Sauce is done

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE CAN READ MINDS

@karybooherNL
On Freese: For anybody thinking Allen Craig at 3B, Craig has not played there this season in Memphis. Lots of 1B. Lots of LF

by PeterStork670 on Aug 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

sign joe crede

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sign mike lowell?

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Aug 2, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Marcus Thames can play 3B

Craig can

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just can't find the plate anymore.

I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.

by vico on Aug 2, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that crazy motherf*cker okay?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

mackeydee'

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont know why tony went with motte in the 7th to begin with

He was expecting him to go two innings the whole time….this is his 3rd game in a row pitching too, wtf? None of those pitches were even close

by mick311 on Aug 2, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Could someone please send this guy to the Hill for a meal?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI. IS. THE. MAN.

(sorry stan, no disrespect)

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

base runners advance on an infield fly.

Did Yadi fall in the dugout?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

schu.........

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Christ . . .welcome to second place. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay woulda.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Aug 2, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF, Winn.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF TONY

DFA WINN DAMMIT

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

dfa tlr

no need for winn to be in the game

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

jay would’ve at least not bobbled that.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue Benny Hill music

Nice Double switch, TLR

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

cocksucker

yep…that’s my contribution

by mattyp on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent addition

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really a shame we don't have our best defensive OF in the game

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck this

infield positioning fucks us again

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so glad we pulled Rasmus

If I could kick Tony in the shins right now, I would.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

shins?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice hands Winn.......

Sure would be nice to have a RF’r that was a defensive plus.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for that TLR... thanks

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS IS ON YOU TONY LA RUSSA

You left Motte in for an extra inning, and you took Colby out of the game so you could put in your ‘gritty veteran’ Winn.

If Jay is still in the RF, he makes that catch…

'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

jay is much better at defense than winn imo

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

in everyones opinion really

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have argued that

before he lost his speed. He just can’t cover enough ground now

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry we couldn't hold it for ya, Jake

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Whaddya mean "we"?

I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.

by vico on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand TLR's managing tonight

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

...

i don’t understand TLR’s managing tonight most nights

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

tonight?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch, but not with Johnny Mo!

by mattyfrommo on Aug 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

I don’t understand TLR’s managing tonight

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony is just trying to build character.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

winn fail

thanks tony, for that.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Infuriating

I am so done with tony

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

doesnt it feel better to just finally be on the anti-Tony side

and not have to even think about if you’re really just not as smart as him? i always used to think there was a good reason for everything he did… now i realize he’s just a hack

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

GS incoming?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

worse

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

F’in Astros, f’in Astros.

by mojowo11 on Aug 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i originally thought winn was a decent pickup

as a 4th outfielder, but i changed my mind. he’s a damn butcher out there. i cant wait for craig to get here, and i hope winn, not stavinoha, goes away.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

no, i do.

tony at least knows that stav isnt a better fielder, so he really only uses him to pinch hit, which stav is fine for. he misuses winn much more than stav, imo.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he does occasionally,

but generally just for off days for the starters, not as a late inning defensive replacement. i dunno, maybe i am just repressing those thoughts, but thats how i recall it anyway.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

More on Freese

@karybooherNL
  
On Freese: Will return to STL on Tuesday for an MRI, according to trainer. Thanks to sports editor Pam Clark for running to clubhouse

by PeterStork670 on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Now we'll find the broken ankle

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S THE ASTROS

THEY SUCK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU REDBIRDS? YEARGHH!!!!!!!!!

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

see tony

that’s why you don’t sub a player with worse defense for a player with plus defense in a close game.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Not only that, Winn is batting below .240...

A fucking dumb move.

'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder the same thing

it’s not like this is a one-time thing either. always puts winn in right for jay. does TLR not believe in raz and jay or something?

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
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Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both Jay and Raz are more mobile in the OF

Its a REALLY dumb move.

I wish we had a competent manager, I really do.

'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he must still be stuck on fielding percentage

and doesn’t trust the younger guys to make the easy plays. that’s the only explanation really

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need a switch hitter in the field. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 2, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clown act.

I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.

by vico on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, this sucker's over.

I BLAME YOU TONY AND WINN

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
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Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

In TLR's defense...

He didn’t score just 1 run with the bases loaded.

/just sayin’

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And ZERO out

SBN

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that was over and done

when he let his brain go awol and put winn in the game

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesnt change anything...

We still had a 4-2 lead going into this inning…

'Hold my stones!'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Aug 2, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactomundo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

(5 runs being completely arbitrary)

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe 4

players, especially good ones on the bench, can’t overcome his blundering

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Aug 2, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saying that bases loaded and no out needs to generate more than 1 freaking run.

Which yes, would mitigate TLR’s pending and unsurprising meddling.

Azru’s drunken metaphor, however, does make sense.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Err...JD's

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Aug 2, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inept offense

does not mitigate his poor managing later in the game. That’s like drinking Rum after you’re drunk on Vodka.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow Thread

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Aug 2, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

If he's a man, he will take responsibility for this loss, if it's a loss.

I LOVE this trade for the St. Louis Cardinals! -- Buster Olney.

by vico on Aug 2, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Stav is here to save us

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

(wrong thread)

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Aug 2, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck, man.

after defending stav as a bench player, he goes and gidMFp on the first pitch. FUCK. i feel used…

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

my rage has resulted in me putting this on the wrong thread. i must correct this.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Aug 2, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

best news is

we face bud frickin norris tomorrow.

/punch in the gut

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
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Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 2, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

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