Game 113 Colby Rasmus Is the **&%$%(**$$^ing Man Overflow Thread
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM EDT
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Can Hill play 3B?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Lopez has looked pretty questionable on throws to first this series.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying we should bench him or that we have a better option.
But, you know, he could take a little infield and work on not killing Albert every time there’s a routine grounder to third.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why I wish he could play at second
his bad throws would be limited there
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 11, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
is mather still not healthy or what?
he can play 3B
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
yes.
i wouldn’t mind seeing mather at 3B again…
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
some say he is easy on the eyes.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this
Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 11, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind seeing Joe Mather anywhere.
What I wouldn’t do to that ma-
Um, never mind.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
you can't have Colby and Bombs at the same time...
can you?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Well,
if Joey gets called up, Colby maybe goes back in the pool. Then again, wasn’t there a movie about a dude dating Heather Graham and Neve Campbell at the same time? Back in the mid-90s sometime, I think? I think this is the baseball version of that.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll just go have this cup of coffee with Skip, then.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's fine, you can have Skippy.
He’s not taking my calls since I wrote a certain column, anyway.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be nice and share Skippy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yes!
What was the name of that movie?
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Two Girls and a Guy
IMDB. I remember seeing that at the Tivoli back in the day. I think that was back when Downey was making movies in between stints in jail/rehab.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't fight it, Baron
Joey Bombs is adorable.
by he's_our_catcher on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
scrappydoo
joins floppy for moar practice
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
kill kill kill
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
price is right losing horn for arroyo
(by the way, happy b-day raz!)
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
or
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
caption
this nightmare is also strangely silent except for the mumbling.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
heymanyouseethatdangolhomerunijusthittocentehfieldmanandthenthenfourrunsontheboardanddangold,man, grand slamman
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
6TH Inning was some good ass baseball
Jay keeps the inning alive, even with two outs.
Pujols induces a walk through sheer force of intimidation
Holliday takes the damn walk
Rasmus works the count after getting behind 0-2, sticks with each pitch, protects the plate, and, with a full count, takes strike three yard.
And that, my friends IS HOW ITS DONE.
So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)
Waino pitch count please?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
bigger question...
chances tony lets him throw 120 pitches as long as he has a shutout going?
Miles, in at third for his defense
river traffic in the background?
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
or oncoming failboat?
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
okay
not really around much thx to computer trouble
but HFS COLBY I LOVE YOU THAT WAS THE BEST I HAVE CHEERED FOR OUR TEAM SINCE LIKE….APRIL OR SOMETHING.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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your candor is refreshing
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yup. hop in.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh hey Fredbird—!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the cops probably follow this around like some lawyers do with ambulances
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Waino doin' it doin' it doin' it right
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Way to go, Boog
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
hey, sb nation noticed colby's slam.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nice hit for Brendan there.
Felipe, on the other hand, seems to be getting worse the longer the season goes on.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
Batting has been bad.
But I thought he’s looked better defensively in the first two games of this series.
and with
the shield the glove
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Waino looks like he's dreaming of Pappy's.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Anyone notice
that A.D.A.M has more hits in this game than Deepwater Horizon?
by he's_our_catcher on Aug 11, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
And the same number of hits for the series
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
hey guys,
we should probably leave the reds’ fans alone until at least after the game. even if you’re being civil. put yourself in their shoes. if we were potentially staring at a sweep to end this series, we probably wouldn’t want them over here civilly discussing the actions of our players during a heated brawl
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Civilly discussing?
That reads funny in the whole context
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
If they don't want any heat, they shouldn't support Brandon Phillips being a twat.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's a player on their team
what do you expect? what would you do?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Support him endlessly and irrationally
been there done that.
Let the Reds be
100% Sober, 40% of the time
Hey, they're his fans; they get to do that.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
rec'd
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
eh, just let them be.
no one from purple row came in to poke us during that series that didn’t happen.
let’s do another site the courtesy, regardless of whether they deserve it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I really have no intention of going to RR at all
And I’m not sure I get why anyone would. It’s just trolling, really.
several people have
i have, but we should stay out of their game threads
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
You can’t have your cake (high road) here and eat it (taunt) over there, prophetjohn:
http://www.redreporter.com/2010/8/11/1618039/game-115-thread-3-wait-this-is#44170168
Full disclosure: I did participate in two threads at RR, starting with a comment HERE and then responding to questions and comments. I think what I said was reasonable, and I stand by it.
While I kind of understand the comparisons to Rockies fans (not) coming over here to gloat, I think the situation is very different given the tone of Phillips’ comments and the fact that very the writer who broke the news at RR went on record as agreeing with and adding to it. I found their writers/mods – including the one that thanked PJ here and flew off the rails on him over there – to be tolerant of and personally belligerent, well out of accordance with their own site’s stated terms of service.
All that being said, however, I have no personal plans to return there.
fuck me that was a strike
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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and the GOBs wont like that
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
Worst calling I've seen so far.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
that pitch as bad as Shannon sez?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
strike four?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Damn
Wainwright sitting at 95 against Votto
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
Dave Duncan is apparently barking.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Mike's been climbing the ump's case all day, but in a humorous way.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Yadi still talking to the ump.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
YADIER. WALK AWAY.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hell hath no fury like a Molina scorned
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Blake is suddenly glum.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh man... they just showed the shot of Waino continuing to walk, so I hope it was just a discussion.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
87
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
2 MORE
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
87
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Gibby might've thrown at the ump.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hopefully this doesn't cause any sort of jinx...
But Adam Wainwright is a BAD man. I don’t have such tendencies, but if I did, he’d be on my list. Hell he might be on my list anyways.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Ptich f/x and game day will end up making this ump look incompetent
So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)
let's get a name for him
they don’t deserve anonymity if they don’t earn it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's the one
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So Carps commercial is not too bad
nothing compared to Franklin’s (who sounds like he is reading somebody’s chicken scratch hand writing)
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
his bobble head day commercial
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
ATG waino touching 95
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
by hazel on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ATG you touch yourself at night
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
by hazel on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Joe Morgan stopping by.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no word if Al texted him. at the golf course.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Has he mentioned that Phillips is an underrated player?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
and utley is over-rated
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
supposed he's "working"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
from Dgoold's twitter
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
Damn Trev!
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why Trever Miller doesn't need a nickname.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He looks exactly like a guy in my cube... I mean exactly
So I call him Wes Breedlove
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
picture
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hatcher looks like he's choking
or saying WHOOOAAAA BESSY SETTLE DOWN THERRRRRE
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
That's Billy Hatcher?
Dude, less Skyline Chili.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
or he's about to clutch his chest
HNNNNNGGGG
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing Trever saved Billy's life with that Heimlich maneuver.
One rib too many, I guess.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
best picture of the brawl
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the one...
…that shows all the Cards in the scrum and Grit is in the back, easily the smallest player there, trying to get involved…
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
is there a pic here?
I’m starting to get a few pictures blocked out….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no thats what it said on Dgoold's twitter
that phrase and a link to the picture above
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Brett Favre plays for us?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
braintwin
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
a jason larue version of a brett favre derp?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
he looks like brett favre
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably not.
He’s always been that ugly rough-looking.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
by TBender on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn I didnt notice Steven Hill got called up
I know Suppan got DLd…but who got taken off the 40 man? Did Freese get finally the 60 day?
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Penny to 60
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Colby apparently got lost on the way to on-deck.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
did miles throw him a bat?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Did yesterday, too!
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, there we go.
Al on Colby’s case now. The pitcher should complain about Colby being so far over behind home plate, out of the on-deck circle. Now, if Miles were doing that it would be a cagey veteran move, but Colby, oy.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
Al can eat my shorts.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
hahahaha.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dan "That play right there sums up the series for Brandon Phillips."
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Deepwater fail v 2.0
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
see, I hate that
Yadi shakes his head really fast.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
mmmm yeaaaah keep booing Yadi.
it works!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HE DOES NOT FORGIVE.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
But listen, and understand...
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
yeah, pretty much.
MOAR.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Barry is trailing Holliday in the dugout.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dunno about teeing off
A walk, a soft liner up the middle and a Miles hit to the left side=BABIPed.
Not afraid to nitpick
agreed.
my thoughts as i’m watching this. can’t believe i ever had (legitimate) reasons for consternation.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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I WISH TO FORNICATE WITH THIS GAME AND THIS SERIES
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
by mysterui on Aug 11, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
use a towel
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What kind of protection do you use
when you fornicate a baseball game? A helmet?
I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
a batting glove?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
don't use pine tar!
or so I’ve heard…
Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 11, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
pine tar is nasty stuff
a guy on my softball team puts it on his softball bat handle (which i have no idea why) and its a mess
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
softball guy!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
wha?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
er... if we have to explain it to you...
call Beltre
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
skies have apparently begun to darken
in other news, Skip shoots a base hit through
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Serious!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
storms in tha midwest
SHOCKERZ!!!1
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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well...
without the resultant seasn ending injury
Hey, d-dee, team obeyed your order for more runs.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Josh Johnson...
But he plays for the Marlins, hopefully noone will remember him
100% Sober, 40% of the time
Wainwright is probably the leader in the clubhouse as of this moment
And I’ve been saying Halladay/Johnson deserved it before.
Not afraid to nitpick
He will get the most 1st place Cy Young votes
and place third. Fuck writers with no knowledge of pitching peripherals
I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
and
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
O my god I forgot today was a day game
And turn on a serious-0 lead in the 7th. This series is making me happy beyond words
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 2:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I have to check the highlights on my MLB at bat now
I love Colby Smash
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
we missed a chance
to clear a certain 2ber
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Reds commentators, "the Cardinals just keep getting hits"
Regression is a bitch, isn’t it guys
by hockeyno93 on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
a little
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
Rec'd.
And hard.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
why thank you
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Welcome.
Very deserved.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
make this green
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
something else is a bitch, too.
and it ain’t the cards.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
I've been thinking.
The Central besides the Cardinals and Reds is awful. Is there a chance that the Reds have just gotten pretty lucky in a few high profile series and then beat up on the crappy teams in the division? Are we really this much better than them? I think it’s possible, even probable.
who am i to argue with a ferociousaurus?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a risky move most of the time, to be sure.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife is named Diane
and whenever she is grumpy i call her dianosaurus rex
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sometimes it works and she lightens up
other times she goes on a rampage and scares the cats (and me too)
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
When my fiancee is grumpy, I give her the ol' sexy dance
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
there's nothing like a good laugh when you're grumpy.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I do not appreciate the implications of this comment
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
remember the happy dance from Baseketball?
works every time
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying they're bad.
Just maybe not as good as they’ve seemed.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
a plague of darkness is apparently covering the ballpark.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What did Phillips say to piss off Mother Nature?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
he called her a little bitch
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remember Lt. Dan in Forest Gump?
It was sort of like that, only with one leg instead of no legs.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 2:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think it is more
more guys having above average years, vs. us
with more guys below their average production
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
holy shit, Waino spit downward
and it went sideways
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Quick work this inning.
T’Storm moving in
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
This is a game that makes me wonder how the fuck DIPS is for real
How many groundouts-to-pitcher can there be?
(It is real, it just blows my mind)
Not afraid to nitpick
Okay, A.D.A.M.
Get this inning done, let the rains come, and we can be done with this team and their city and their terrible, terrible chili.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
and their public restrooms
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
those are restrooms??
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I like Skyline Chili. A lot, in fact.
There, I said it.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Blech.
I’m not a big chili person in general, and that stuff is just AWFUL. It hurts me more than you’ll ever know to agree with Hrabosky, but he and I are of one mind on the Skyline.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't even really judge it like chili. I judge it like a sauce to put on hot dogs and spaghetti.
I dig it. To each his own.
by Ferociousaurus on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I just don't think of it as chili.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
No! Not to each his own!
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL OPINIONS ARE MY OPINIONS!!!
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It is exhausting.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
scrappydooo joins floppy for moar practice
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
it's too bad Greene is on the DL or whatever limbo
we could have Shaggy and Scrappy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i smell a new cartoon series coming
directed by boog and bombs
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
TOWEL
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I am thinking about placing a towel factory
and sell exclusively to VEB’ers. I would make millions! Especially with you, Y2S. You suse towels like a zit-filed 24 year old, basement resident, virgin
I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
so like zoomzoom?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
You're being awfully generous with the age
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
and the money, yes.
hmmm.
what would really, actually sell are towels with various VEB things embroidered on them
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Like a changeable tagline.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
like with velcro?
ohhh yeah, you could really profit on that. either a cheap towel and several marked-up taglines
or an expensive towel and lots of cheaper taglines.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Sounds like an idea
I would absolutely buy a VEB towel with the words:
Carp Doesn’t Give A Fuck
I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
I would buy a red towel with a little VEB monogram thingy on it
who wants to be entrepreneurial?
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
Really too bad Skip messed up that ball. Waino is cooking.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Jay Bruce, meet The Curveball.
Now go home.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
by TBender on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
'But... I just got here!'
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
WAINO 4 CY
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Waino walks away as the rain begins to fall
cue rain songs.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
rain shortened games are fun
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Except for the forever wait before the game is called. Especially since it's the Reds' home game.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
I hope it doesn't go into a rain delay
I think Wainer could go CG
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
97 through 7?
Ehhhhhh
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, I didn't see that. I thought he was at about 89
He could have gone 8IP against the bottom of the lineup, but if the rain delay is substantial he’s done for sure.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
so is anyone else watching the LLWS games just to see which players are the most popular among the kids?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
rain delay/possible rain winner
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Good call.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
looked at the radar, doesn’t look too bad.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Retort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6jqaA_jeZ8
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a Helitech rain delay.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
fuck helitech
long story but they suck (at least the rep in peoria does)
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
huh. i thought for sure they'd have two and a half at bats
and THEN call for a delay
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
like the marlins?
heh
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Reds announcers just said this looks like a pop-up shower that could be gone in a few minutes...
The radar map looks like the fucking Fourth of July.
bacon?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
And a birthday cake!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
it's not time zones
it’s just that i got up at 11 and haven’t eaten yet, so it’s technically still breakfast
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
When items in the fridge start talking, I tend to throw them out.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
for your viewing pleasure, a recently discovered cellphone video of chris carpenter addressing brandon phillips after the game.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 11, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wish HBO had let it run one more season.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
yep......the potential was there for one last hurrah.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
here to kill time
two blog entries from the baseball codes on the phillips bullshit and he brawl
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
meanwhile
the skies over cincinatti looked at their team and cried big freshwater tears, their heart shredded by the hubris of man and the broken promise of redemption.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
Well, I better go get my haircut so we can inih the last 2 innings
Since I apparently brought rain
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
More than likely
97 pitches
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
ya
oh well. 7 SHO innings is good for me. the bullpen should be ok
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
touche, salesmen
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
this is an interesting question...i'm curious.
CGSO* ?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Brad Thompson got a CG for 5 innings a couple years ago
so yes you do get a CG if you pitch every inning of a game
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
i don't think so -- they revised the definition of a no-hitter and perfect game a few years ago.
that “wiped away” several of the no-hitters and perfect games that were 7, 8 innings.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
COLBY RASMUS is the #1 trending topic on Twitter
This is awesome
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i don't see that..you have it set to a particular city?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Rain delay is definately a disadvantage to us...
Because I doubt it is gonna get rained out and Waino was rolling, he def could of went another inning, now we gotta rely on the shakey pen with kmac prob unavailable and Motte out for 2 innings
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 3:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
eh as was mentioned before
waino was at 97 pitches and had a 6 run lead. i bet he was due to come out anyway.
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
So Penny got the 60 day?
so he is for sure done for the year then?
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 3:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
highly likely
but not necessarily. His time is back-dated.
I seriously doubt we seem him at all though.
Albert Pujols is ridiculous.
He's been on the DL for more than 60 days so that shouldn't be a problem
I thought there was a Rotowire last night or earlier today about how he was about ready to start throwing again, which would suggest he could be back by early-mid September (?), but it’s not there now.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he's already been throwing
but tony wouldn’t classify it as “a serious bullpen” session
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Ah, I didn't realize that
Is he throwing off a mound? Sure would be nice to get him back for our crazy September schedule.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i think so
but i think i also read that he’s backed off for fear of an upper back muscle something something
lemme see if i can find it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
yeah
The Cardinals face an approaching surplus of starting pitching, though La Russa said Brad Penny had again cut back his throwing program due to concerns about upper back muscles supporting his shoulder.
“He took the weekend off. I just think he’s really concerned that he feels better,” said La Russa, who refrained from describing Penny’s return to a mound last week as “a serious bullpen” session.
Though Penny has missed almost three months, La Russa wouldn’t rule out his return this season and said a relief role could be considered.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Thanks for the info
Having him start would be nice, but I could get behind having him come out of the pen in the playoffs too.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i just keep imagining him when he started the AS game
throwing 101.
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
it's his fault for having such huge shoulders.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
another CGSO from waino really would have helped his CY case...sigh
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I like how CY can be seen as both an acronym and just omitting the last name
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
4 hits (all singles) and zero runs allowed in his last 16 IP is pretty solid though
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
(all on the road too)
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
good
he needs to get it together on the road! look at his win-loss road record!
Miles, in at third for his defense
pretty much the same
just given up a few more HRs and has a 3.00 ERA.
Miles, in at third for his defense
I would have to say he is the favorie right now anyway.
He will prob end up with 22 or 23 wins, his ERA is gonna be tops or pretty close to it. Plus if it gets rained out doesnt it get counted as a CG shutout?
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 3:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i don't think it will count as a CG
i was just thinking if Johnson has a better ERA, Waino needs to kill him in IP. I don’t think Johnson has any CGSOs this year. Also, if Halladay’s ERA is only a little higher, he has all those IP to support his case, so Waino needs to up his IP to stay close.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i believe it does count as a complete game
but it wouldn’t count as a no hitter
Miles, in at third for his defense
Johnson's beating him by .02 in ERA
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
guess i should get up to date on my stats then
i thought it was a bigger margin.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
waino has 5 CGs, 2 SOs; Johnson has 1 CG, no SOs
halladay has 8 (!) CGs, 3 SOs
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Halladay's arm is either made of rubber or is robotic
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He's "only" averaging 109 pitches per start so it's not that crazy
He just doesn’t walk anyone so his pitch counts stay pretty low.
Not afraid to nitpick
So couldn't we just send miles into the Reds dugout to tie cueto's shoelaces together?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
Only one thing more frustrating than rain delays
Old-skool nintendo games
100% Sober, 40% of the time
why are they frustrating? the having to blow in them and set them just right not too deep just so it clears
the edge…and maybe having to hold reset while putting the cartridge in and hping it works
Getting killed by the level boss on your last life
self-deleting save files
cheap deaths
etc. etc.
100% Sober, 40% of the time
they should just call it a win heh
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 11, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
Glad it's just rain
I saw delay on At Bat an d feared the worst.
jprutherford- Bud Norris could get @dgoold and @matthewhleach to stop twittering. #layup
by The Continental on Aug 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Cueto just charged out of the dugout in a pair of these
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Cardinals have the 2nd-most
first inning runs in baseball, with 77. minnesota has something in the 90s
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
Best Weekend Ever?
I’m done with work for the week at 5 today. The Cards may have just completed one of the more inspirational series of the year. I’m heading to StL to celebrate graduating law school (in May) and my friend finishing the MCAT. I just found out that I may have free tix to friday night’s game.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Thanks!
Thanks for the congrats guys. VEB is so supportive. Ghost, I am just in the market for a job right now.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Yes of course best weekend ever
And congrats
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I see that I responded
After you responded to the responses because I didn’t refresh.
VEB needs a mobile version that automatically refreshes posts like the pc version
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you need an evo
and android 2.2 froyo, apparently.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
but honestly
the mobile browser is pretty slow on 1000+ comment threads
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I work for At&t
But I don’t imagine it being very long before the captivate gets a 2.2 update available
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Looks like the worst of it is right over Cincinnati right now,
then some lighter stuff might be around on and off for another hour or so. Radar.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
so I got called into work briefly
during the top of the 5th. I was gonna blow it off, but then my internet connection gave out…..so the last pitch I saw was the one before the GS….Colby really tagged it eh? Anybody get a distance on it?
i heard 420?
which seems oddly appropriate for colby.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
How far is home plate from Kentucky?
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
game will resume at 2:30 central, per bj rains.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
other than to punch brandon phillips in the face?
none.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
why?
he’s near 100 pitches, he’s thrown 7 scoreless, you’ve got a 6 run lead, and there’s been a rain delay….plus he was the last guy to bat. There’s no way. Not even Tony can fuck that up.
Arms tighten up when they're not being used.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Aug 11, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, use it or lose it. (An important rule for prostate health, by the way.)
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
i was gonna ask how you use your prostate
but then i figured it out
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, nb, reply fail
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Never doubt the abilities of TLR
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Just watched Rasmus' GS.
WOW. He hit the backdrop in dead center.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
how does that little bastard have so much power?
during his at bat, i was telling my roommate, who isn’t much of a baseball fan “this guy strikes out a lot, but when he hits it, it can go a long ass way”
then….BAM
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
dude is really tall with little body fat
and he’s not very skinny
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
in some categories, he's stronger than Matt Holliday.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Between he and Holliday
they have the Cardinals records in the weight room.
by Ghostrider520 on Aug 11, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
What an image....
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
by vexedtechie on Aug 11, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
where's that picture of yadi?!
how did i forget to stop posting it every 5 minutes?!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
AP: I'n gonna learn to fly, mang
Boog: take me! take me!
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bob Fosse approves of this picture.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
looks familiar
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I would too, man.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
seriously guys
someone post that pic of yadi
i know someone has it saved
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
and Brandon Phillips is really . . .
RED HERRING?!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Any word on Sauce?
is he rehabbing by shouting into the ocean?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Jess Todd called up by Indians...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i just about pulled a david freese
except with a jar of peanut butter
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
you were handling your peanut butter jar while intoxicated?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Remember when Penny hit that Grand Slam?
….and then when Phillips looked as sad as he still does???
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
Wait....that wasn't Penny...
….that was that walkoff by that clutchy kid in Atlanta.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
Either way, Phillips can suck it.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
by vexedtechie on Aug 11, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SO THERE I WAS, BEING BROOKS CONRAD
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BOBBY COX WAS LIKE
“HEY RAW DOG, YOU SHOULD STOP BEING SO CLUTCH”
AND I WAS LIKE
“FUCK YOU”
THEN HE WAS LIKE
“WELL OKAY, BUT JUST DON’T HIT ANY WALK-OFF GRAND SLAMS”
AND I WAS LIKE
“FUCK YOU, WHERE MY 10-9 WIN AT?”
IT WAS AWESOME
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
by vexedtechie on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
tarp is off the field
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
oh god help cueto
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
I believe that may be an actual demonstration of luggaging.
Props to Swisher for volunteering.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
watch it live, that was an incredible tag
it looked like he just turned his shoulder and destroyed an oncoming train.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Obviously Wainis gonna win 20+ this year but
Anyone think Carp wins 20 also? Hes got at least 10 starts I would imagine.
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 3:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
phillips stopped it up with all the crap coming out of his mouth
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
TLR
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
because Jonny Gomes
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
ATG, he appeared without ever throwing a pitch.
Which, I thought, wasn’t allowed by the rules.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Aside from a pickoff type appearance...
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Either Holliday or Tony has to go next season
Miles, in at third for his defense
by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cos haters hate
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
The home base ump wants the game to be over
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Yeah, it was over the bag
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
So it's HIS fault it's so damn hot out here!
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Brandon Phillips is saved from being the last out AGAIN
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
We hope. . .
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Well, if Brandon Phillips is the last out, no matter what, that means we won
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that means this game would go on longer than we want it to
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
not a fascist, or a communist?
I’m confused as to which end of the political spectrum Boggs is on.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's get Boggs out now -- or soon.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Boooooooogs...
"He plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts." - Andy Van Slyke on Ozzie Smith
wasnt boggs really dominating earlier this year?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
I hope that means that the games that weekend are all nationally televised
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Boggs has been awful lately...
I knew this would happen. Reds werent gonna just roll over. Please Miller, not pork chop
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh, wise Carnac the Magnificent
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
of course you did
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
how does he look so good on the first 2 outs
& then just fall apart?
"He plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts." - Andy Van Slyke on Ozzie Smith
what a shit field.
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
Who needs Gameday?
I’ll just get you to narrate for me.
St. Louis Cardinals and Indy Colts fan. Avid fan of the Springfield Cardinals, the Cards' AA team!
lego gets that?
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
How many Cardinal relievers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
depends on which way you have to spin it
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he'll beat up some more backstop advertisements.
Still have no clue how he got out of that inning without a run.
We coukd really use Motte right now
Fuck the rain Waino wouldve been still going
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
MacDougal?!
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
Macdougal = Shaggy
Miles = Scrappy Doo
Joey Bombs = Fred
TLR = Velma
…Colby? = Daphne
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
no way is tlr velma.
don’t ruin my childhood dreams.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
They look kinda similar
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I love nerdy girls...
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and B Phillips is really . . .
RED HERRING?!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
macdougal?
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
he gave up ∞ runs last game.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
Are you being serious
or sarcastic?
St. Louis Cardinals and Indy Colts fan. Avid fan of the Springfield Cardinals, the Cards' AA team!
have we signed you yet,
austin?
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
He likes turtles
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
why did they speculate on Holliday being hurt on the radio?
isn’t he just being rested after the delay and the big lead?
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 11, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
unless he is getting coffee for mike and john no
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
thankfully
Scotty’s been hitting for crap here lately
"He plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts." - Andy Van Slyke on Ozzie Smith
hooray for foul outs!
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
Miller's appearance today means his option vests for next year.
He’s back in 2011 for $2 million, I believe.
would've rather it been anybody
besides BP
"He plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts." - Andy Van Slyke on Ozzie Smith
I have to pat myself on the back
I just kicked some serious ass at work
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
MMA fighter I assume?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
yep
i just toweled off after a cage match with my VEB towel
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
not unless Pro/Engineer wants to sue me
and unless it has developed a consciousness then I’m safe
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Old MacDougal had an arm ee-i-ee-i-oh
and on that arm he had a pitch ee-i-ee-i-oh
with a 96 here and a 97 here ee-i-ee-i-oh
100% Sober, 40% of the time
by Aranathor on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hehe
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Mac the Eighth
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
how can you sit in the bullpen with Diner and look so gaunt?
that dude probably hits the buffet like Bluto in Animal House
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the great rec'd comment last night: Miller and Reyes could go to a Halloween party as a 10
Could also apply to Mc Dougal
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
He looks like something out of Dickens
If he ever sprains an ankle, I want to see him walk around with a crutch made out of a bundle of rags tied to a broomstick
you there, boy, what day is this
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite part of last night's brawl
was seeing scrawny old MacDougal milling around out there. Like, whose ass does he seriously expect to kick?
by Andyfantastic on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
bronson's.
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
crud
this
a friend of mine linked it yesterday, so thats where i was pulling it from.
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
FREEDOM! at the plate.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
holy crap, allen craig
who remembered this guy was on the team?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
[raises hand slightly]
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
I'm giving Colby a standing O
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
He could stand up there with the bat on his shoulder and helmet on backwards and i'd still give him a standing O.
Are you NOT entertained!?!? -Maximus
love the sig.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
come on clobby
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
"has not been in a game since saturday against the cubs"
well, that would be because the reds havent had a lead since then!
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
But that wouldn't necessarily stop Dusty.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
swing, and a homerun
but it’s way foul
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
oh well.
at least colby has a slam under his belt.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
twcbms
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Gross
(if I’m interpreting the acronym correctly)
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh.
You don’t see many acronyms with baby mama in them. Kudos.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh... NOW I get it
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
there werent even enough reds fans to
fire back with something just as loud
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
Waino has 16 wins before today?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
thats completely insane
how many starts left?
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
9-10
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
hmmmm
the guys at ESPN might be ordering some of our VEB towels
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that is in fact a true statement
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
please, franklin, don't pull a franklinhausen today. thanks.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
franklin sucks.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
just in case, right?
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
the meme died out during last year's playoffs.
when franklin pulled a franklinsplosion.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
I'm almost afraid to breathe cause we are so close........
And I’m so superstitious when it comes to baseball.
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
i've probably permanently screwed up my bladder watching games
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
just in case.
unless we’re completely in agreement it needs to die.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
Am greatly enjoying the contrast
between GABP right now, and GABP at first pitch Monday night. In your faces, etc.
i guess the whole "Reds are gonna sweep the Cardinals...no chance the Cardinals win a game" vibe has dried up a bit eh?
Anyone been over to Redreporter? I wonder what is their Franklin of choice to cry in.
the "beirut car bomb"
you drop a shot of everclear into a glass of guinness.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
geez... i bet you could feel the hair on your nuts growing after drinking one of those
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe im confusing it with the coffee my roomate made in college with caffeinated water
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That stuff probably went to class for you.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
yeah
if somebody keels over from a heart attack just pour it down their throat… kinda like the stuf they give Doc in back to the future 3
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
no you generally just pass out
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
I have a funny 151 story, but it's a long one, so I'll spare you all
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You should definitely tell me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
yeah we have a long day ahead of us...and an off day tomorrow. there's time.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
One of my coworkers was telling me a story about how when she turned 21
She chased 151 with hot chocolate
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
smoldering eyes
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
Goombye, Queen City!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
FIRST PLACE WINNER!
TAKE THIS, BRANDON PHILLIPS!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
new name
not a broom, but a phillips
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
by sportsman on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
nice one.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Yay transparent PNG's!
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
pass the chicken!!
extra crispy today
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Wow.
Now that was impressive. And very unexpected, to be perfectly honest.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
I'd like to thank Brandon Phillips, for being Brandon Phillips.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
not gdm, but here you go!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Why
Would Dusty Baker bring in his closer for the ninth inning of a 6-1 game? I guess to get him a bit of work?
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Now can I do it?
TLR’S LITTLE BITCHES; ROLL OUT!
by JStymie on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
appropriate.
=)
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
sweep sweep sweep
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
HEY, BRANDOND PHILLIPS
YOU JUST GOT SWEPT BY A BUNCH OF LITTLE BITCHES
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
very awesome SWEEEEEEP
chief justice
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
You are right
3-game-swept the Bucs a couple weeks ago.
by Andyfantastic on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweep sweep Reds weep.
Repeal The LaRussa Tax.
by Michael_68_1999 on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
Yes!
My Pitcher: Adam F. Wainwright
My Catcher: Yadier F. Molina
My Team: THE St. Louis F. Cardinals
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
reds get josh johnson next
i’m torn about how i want that game to go
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Are you kidding?
Easy. Reds lose
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
reds lose 10-9...all ERs charged to Johnson
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not.
Go Johnson.
Awards are nice, but postseasons are better.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Really liked how TLR played the best lineup each day...
don’t know why he doesn’t do it more often, but at least he did it….
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions
during his 4 vomit sessions last night
he must have exErcised the demons
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that sweep was . . .
BITCHIN!
YEEEEAAAAHH!!!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
(puts on sunglasses)
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
...............................
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
holy shit chicago is worse than houston
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
And look at Houston's Run Diff...
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Which INCLUDES the 18-4 game.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
yeah but look at Chicago's payroll...
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was reading on BCB the other day that they are only Cliff Lee and Adam Dunn away from contending
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, I tend to do that when I look that. Also, the Carlos Lee contract.
(And prepared to be weeping in year 5 of the Holliday deal.)
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
I'm confident that at least Holliday won't be fat...
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why I'm prepared, but not committing to it.
Stockpiling towels.
>While Albert Pujols batting, This Signature picked off second. Three out.
Houston's about to go on their annual 2nd half tear to 3rd place
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston is on their August-September roll
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
much better.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
I'm baking Colby a birthday cake this afternoon.
Angel food or devil’s food?
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Or cheesecake?
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
jesus god do not make a cheesecake with colby cheese.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I'd use the creamy stuff.
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
i just threw up a little
in my mouth.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
Few things in life give me the same satisfaction
as beating the holy hell out of a division rival right after they run their mouths. that was fun
This is a lovely three game set.
Game one:
Game two:
Game three:
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
by il rosso on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
hi fang!
oh wait
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
dude...
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
i'm only kidding, man.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
=)
alright alright.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
:D
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
The Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.
Verrrry nice!
"Now that's how you talk. You don't talk to the newspapers, you talk to the baseball." -- Shannon
Awesome how each one has a big slide in the middle - wheeeeee!!!
Reds never got above mid-50s win probability all series.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
wheeeee
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a tough three games for reds fans to take...
never looked good for them.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ZOMG!
I loved everything about this series!!!!
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This series reminds me of one where we went to Wrigley
for five games (I don’t remember for sure, but I think one of them must have been a makeup game – I can’t remember a regularly scheduled five game series) late in the 2003 season. We were in first at the start, but the Cubs took four of five and we ended the series in third behind Chicago and Houston. Rolen made a comment about the series along the lines of “They shoved us and we didn’t shove back.” It’s funner being on the other side of these “statement” series.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
I know exactly what series you're talking about
I was running errands, but I’d only run into stores during commercials on WGN radio. And my damn Cubs friends kept texting me.
Brandon Phillips is the new spokesman for Southwest Airlines
“Wanna get away?”
"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
i'd like to see that commercial.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
When I get to a pc
This will be rec’d
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
1st place, baby
this is far more than I’d hoped for. The team may have found a little oomph.
Colby is so Southern
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
dangoledalegribblepropanegrillgrandslam
Meanwhile, the Cardinals had the great silencer standing on the mound for the opener. His name is Carpenter, and, to quote James Brown, papa don't take no mess.
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you Mr. Jim
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
sweeping
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Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 11, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
chicken dinner
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
by BVHeck on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
is this the debut of a reds version L flag?
cuz it rocks!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Keep on hatin', Brandon Phillips. You woke the sleeping giant!
Fire Tony LaRussa
he fixed the colors on mine
im usin his from now on
Chris Carpenter for Manager
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker, on Jason Motte
I can say this now.
Cincinnati = St.Louis, Ohio.
That’s right Cinci, We own your ass now.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
Does Steven Hill get a start vs. the Cubs?
An article on the cards site says the only reason Hill is up over Anderson is because Anderson was all the way in Nevada and they needed Hill in case of emergency today.
It seems like Yadi is way overdue for a day off, although we do have 2 off days in between the next 2 series so maybe not. If Molina sits a game, is it Hill or Anderson starting?
by mick311 on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
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