Bud Norris is the reason LeBron left Cleveland
Ludwick and Freese are faking their injuries so they don't have to face Bud Norris
The train at Minute Maid Park runs on Bud Norris urine.
Alot of people have Albert Pujols jerseys. Pujols has a Bud Norris jersey.
Bud Norris's ERA against the Cardinals is - 2.98
Bud Norris forced Jason LaRue to shave his Fu Manchu.
Bud Norris forced Anheuser-Busch to create a beer named after him.
Bud Norris threw that Texas Rangers fan out of the upper deck...with his mind.
Bud Norris's WAR is infinity times two.
Randy Winn was playing so deep because he wanted to be as far away from Bud Norris as possible.
Ubaldo Jimenez took lessons from Bud Norris in the off season.
Bud Norris advised Walt Jocketty to trade Dan Haren.
Jaime Garcia isn't an All Star because the voters were afraid of Bud Norris.
Bud Norris designed the Stan Musial statue.
Ballpark village will never be constructed because it would immediately be destroyed by Bud Norris.