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When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

it was fist

not first

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I failed there?

even though it was an old meme?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

you lack

 an unnecessarily enormous picture of a disgusting fist

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

your right

I board the fail boat

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

forgot about the new ludriguez thing.

ludriguezwick. has a nice ring to it.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Cubs had that for his name above the locker in Chicago

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick hypothetical trade. Luddy pretends he no Ludwick. He Ludriguez. He clean.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i LOL'd

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

this

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jay made an out.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better not fuck this one up, Valatan

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Good enough of an outcome for you?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Acceptable.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Coach out to tell pitcher how to get Molina to GIDP with runner on second.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

"You see, you line it STRAIGHT at the 2b, and you will achieve the double play"

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate the bunt here.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

runner on third with 1 out...

I’ll take it…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

were the Pirates playing Ludwick the opposite way?

seemed the LF was a really long way off the line….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

vengance?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 31, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

8 hours of doing physics research melts brains

and spelling is the first thing to go

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog could really use the walkoff.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

boog will save us

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog.... do not go back here....

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I liked the John Jay

Hansel thanks…but it wouldnt let me reply there thread too full

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anytime, mang

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

when i posted the pic it was

in hope someone would edit it..i dont have the skillz or program

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It takes a mini-stroke of inspiration. I'm not original, I just convey other people's ideas

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

boog goat?

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

I was at the game

When Davis Eckstein had a walk off squeeze in the bottom of the 10th against the Cubs. I think it was in ’05. 2-1 Final score. Lets do it again.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

I love Davis Eckstein!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i made a ringtone out of that call by shannon

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG WINNER

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOG INFIELD SINGLE WALKOFF

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

The end

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

woot

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

MLBN just showed the Braves sweeping the Reds earlier in the season...

to lead into their CIN-ATL highlights tonight.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

AAARRRGH Al and Stav.

too bad we don’t have Stav to pinch hit.

RFL

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Chicken!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

good job boog

and lud

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

sweet

the pirates gave it away. the only way we were gonna win

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOG!!!!!!

BEAT HIM UP REAL GOOD GUYS!!!

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

pass the chicken

after all

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

It wont let me reply to vexedechie

ahhh

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

that was rough

but a win nonetheless!

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

Nice! He really needed this!

DONT TRADE BOOG

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

i still hated that game

but we won! so it’s not all bad

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

that’s all I got.

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Hooray, Boog!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 31, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

by cloistermaximus on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

can't see the g

your avatar be blockin’

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

better.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

IFUCKINGHEARTBOOG

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

right now meeeeee tooooo

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

E-4?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Now Gameday changed it to a Hit

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!!!

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was changed to a hit.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

we still know who won it

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...we didnt get shutout...

/gold lining

'I'm hitting .841. I play for the Bears...I have a Harley-Davidson, does that turn you on?' - Kelly Leak
x-Fire Tony LaRussa-x

by Heisenberg on Jul 31, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

we did win ya know

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats why its gold instead of silver

'I'm hitting .841. I play for the Bears...I have a Harley-Davidson, does that turn you on?' - Kelly Leak
x-Fire Tony LaRussa-x

by Heisenberg on Jul 31, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, i get it now.

i like to think im bright, but all the evidence says otherwise. i will continue to choose to ignore said evidence.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 31, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

SSS

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

whatever works.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well time for a celebratory drink...

oh wait been doing that for awhile…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

103?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

after tonight's victory

i has to rec.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

still like this the best

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why's it gotta be a black baby in the background?

Lil mans holdin’ him down.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

no clue

and all memes are beaten to death here

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I must be nitpicky, but I can clearly see that the baby's left ear has either...

been accidentally erased, overlapped, or had its opacity changed….

'I'm hitting .841. I play for the Bears...I have a Harley-Davidson, does that turn you on?' - Kelly Leak
x-Fire Tony LaRussa-x

by Heisenberg on Jul 31, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

u can see it

its just tucked, and u are a nit picker

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's likely a pasted background sandcastle kid that was blurred and not layered underneath.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i dont think its real, but the sandcastle one is the original i think..

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it... It seems like the original should be nothing in the background.

It’d be WAY easier to simulate a soft focus background than to patch it out.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

well the first

time saw the pic it had the castles…i no its altered..um yeah

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

hadn’t seen that one before

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

tis the original

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I would like to clarify that the meme was beaten to death...

not the baby. that is all.

'I'm hitting .841. I play for the Bears...I have a Harley-Davidson, does that turn you on?' - Kelly Leak
x-Fire Tony LaRussa-x

by Heisenberg on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

hahahahahhaha

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

all memes are

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is he holding a sandy turd in his hand?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Turd Ferguson?

'I'm hitting .841. I play for the Bears...I have a Harley-Davidson, does that turn you on?' - Kelly Leak
x-Fire Tony LaRussa-x

by Heisenberg on Jul 31, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burt Reynolds?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

this makes me laugh

because the first time i saw it someone said it was the scott rolen baby

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

repeat: IFUCKINGHEARTBOOG

it got lost in the shuffle. but honestly, i fucking love him. i loved the walk off, i loved the whole thing. how can i get boog to marry me?!?!?!?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I would suggest a prenup

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

sex him.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

can you print me directions

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Penis. Gateway to the heart.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/shudder

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's SO hot right now.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's Hansel?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

You already know.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"feels great just to get on base

feels great just to get a hit"
“i am fighting for my life right now”

i has a major sad

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

tlr: "[boog] deserves to enjoy it

carp was great
was really a well played game
brendan made a heck of a play
albert and yadi are so smart.."
etc

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

for those always hating on boog, and for reds fans,

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 31, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

a praying mantis

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i hate the meme, even when i’m tempted to use it

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' Norris...

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

prays to the GOBs

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

best part


*insert reds loss flag

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

rec'd

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

/tears

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 31, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

sweet.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
Waino's CG, 7/4/10
@zoomzoomj88
Fire Tony LaRussa
Forget the bench coach - the Cardinals need to hire a baserunning coach. Hello, Larry Walker.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 31, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

stfu about boog horton

“i really liked the more serious brendan ryan this time”
fuck you ricky, we know you don’t like him, stfu

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, another in a long line of douchey things that Horton says on pretty much a daily basis,

last time i checked baseball is still a GAME, even though i realize its mostly business these days, its still a game…hell, after getting the TLR mindgame all year, Boog should be able to act however he wants after that. Ricky’s just jealous that Boog gets to do Play Like A Cardinal commercials (good ones @ that) & he gets stuck w/Sonic…effin d-lister

by buzzburton33 on Jul 31, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

winnnnnn

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

try again

<img src=“”http://www.hahastop.com.htm" target="_blank">Funny Pictures"/>

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

FG

Carp .527
Miller .160
Franklin .097
(.784)

Wick .175
Boog .166
Jay .003

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

In my pants?

Yeah, it’s only a quarter chub.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

aLI: 1.50 aWE: 55%

and, hey, the fucking Reds lost, so we are once again in 1st place by a half game.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

that last line

pretty much sums up my feelings about WPA and all it’s derivatives

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

the man had 3 hits!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care if they did added nothing

he got 3 hits. everything else is out of his control. WPA is a gimmick

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

but a fun one

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i suppose

it’s kind of like RBI. fun to look at, but not real meaningful

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and i don’t have a problem with that.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's plenty meaningful

just not particularly predictive.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

RBI or WPA?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

WPA

RBI always struck me as a bizarre thing to keep track of, even when I was a kid.

But WPA is a decent way to tally what you actually got out of a player, rather than what you could expect to get out of them going forward.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

i think WPA is just as bad a measure of how good the player is or how well the player did.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

It tells you how much the player improved the teams chances in a given game. That seems to be exactly what a measure of how a player did should be.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

but

it’s entirely too dependent upon things outside the player’s control

like jon jay going 3 for 4 and having a .003 WPA, but boog is .166 because he reached base on an error at the right time

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was ruled a hit, I'd assume the stat

would reflect that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno what it was ruled

i assumed it was an error because it clearly should have been

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it got changed

I’m not sure if FG has updated to reflect that yet. The AP box score I read was inconsistent…..

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, then yeah

that’s probably why

but i still think jay’s 3 hits wtih nobody on should be more valuable to a metric than boogs “hit” to score the winning run

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's more that the definition of WPA is kind of arbitrary

because when somebody is 3 for 4 they’re going to help the team win more often than not…..giving them a break-even WPA makes no real-world sense. That’s the problem, is that sometimes the numeric output of the model doesn’t seem to correspond with reality terribly well.

Other times it does though. Carp’s high pitching WPA makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

not exactly

if all of Jay’s hits had come with the bases loaded in a tie game, he’d have enormous WPA. Did he perform worse, then, since his hits instead came with the bases empty? Is he at fault for the previous batters not having hit?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Though there are weird artifacts to WPA

like Trever Miller accumulating a fifth as much as Carp in this game.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 31, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think if WPA is meaningful

then RBI is meaningful. it shows you exactly how many runners scored as a result of the hitter’s PAs

WPA shows you how much the teams winning percentage changed as a result of the hitter’s PAs

they’re pretty similar stats in meaningfulness

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's bizarre about RBI?

I mean, I get that using it to evaluate an individual batter’s skill isn’t very useful, but it does matter in each individual game context, doesn’t it?

I mean, if you hit a single, your BA & OBP go up, but you don’t score unless somebody else does something positive…..

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

shenanigans.

Is there another stat that is like WPA but corrects for obvious screwjobs like that? Like RE24 or something?

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno what you mean by "like WPA"

gimme wOBA or gimme death!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

but they measure totally different stuff

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drink...

it’s what I’ve been doing all nite and it’s awesome… in related news my bottle of Knob Creek is much more empty that this time last nite….

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

knob creek

good man

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Maker's

but decided to expand my bourbon horizons… any suggestions?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

not really

but i like knob creek a smidge more than maker’s

other than that, i’m not a very seasoned alcohol veteran. and i prefer scotch to bourbon

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just drink Jamesons.....

it’s better and will cost you less.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

I tend to like the bourbon… maybe it’s growing up in the middle of all those corn fields. granted I like pretty much any whiskey with either sours or coke… for some reason don’t have enough hair on my balls to drink it on the rocks yet… maybe when I pass 30…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really not much of a whiskey guy.....

when I do it’s a Jameson’s ditch.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

can’t do whiskey well, but I tolerate Jameson’s better than most. Bushmills too….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

whiskey is the only liquor worth it

or maybe some good tequila

but i’m a beer guy.

actually, i’m a marijuana guy, but when i drink, i’m a beer guy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya.....I'd pretty much agree with that.....

Living in a medical state is wondrous.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

i don’t live in a medical state

but the last couple hours of each night, i usually am

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya...I was just rubbing that in your face....

sorry bout that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get the suspicion

half the board mulls it over….

anyway, as for beer, I need stouts & lagers. Otherwise I’m drinking rum, wine, or occasionally vodka. I can’t stand light beers, and hoppy beers don’t really do it for me….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer lighter ales

and wheat lagers

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

IPA's all the way for me.

MOAR HOPS!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

dammit

not lagers, ales, sorry….I like heavy beers….fuckin terminology.

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

protestant whisky......

blasphemy.
/joke not religion.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

DEY TUK ER GAWD

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lul

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woodford Reserve

A little late on the suggestion, but you should definitely try it. So much goodness.

Also, there’s nothing wrong with Knob Creek, but it is just Jim Beam+.

by Cardfanintherock on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

your face is just jim beam+

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

After that game, yes it is.

If we had lost it would have been Jim Beam-

by Cardfanintherock on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

By the way, what is your face?

Sense you are responding to posts at 1:36am CST.

by Cardfanintherock on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was 1:33

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since rather.

And in case you’re wondering, my face is actually Gin and tonic.

by Cardfanintherock on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

my face is ice water

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually end up with creepy flesh color beard.

So I guess my face is Franklin’s. But that begs another question. Someone who is really drunk is shit-faced, if they are hammered on beer does that mean they are Franklin-faced?

by Cardfanintherock on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a little over my head, kierkegaard

i think chitown is our resident philosopher. i’ll defer you to him on this matter

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not the 900 bucks a bottle stuff is it?

Or whatever the super expensive stuff Binny’s has is

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope

it’s the $35-$40 a bottle stuff

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to remember that the next time I head to the non 4am liquor store...

seriously I live within stumbling distance of a liquor store open til 4am and 5 am on Saturday nite… I love Cihcago…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

1000 Liquors FTW

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

vas foremost is better

or gentile wines and liquors

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are they open til 4 am though?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you come back drinks are on me...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would definitely like to visit chicago again

no idea when, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

we pretty much have it all

top notch food, a shit ton of bars, great live music, a giant well kept park by a huge lake, public transit and lots of bike trails so that you don’t have to spend money on a car if you don’t want to, affordable apartments, etc

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Says the guy who was badmouthing where I live

earlier today… shakes fist…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait
affordable apartments

i would’ve assumed chicago was expensive

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Depends where you want to live

and your definition of affordable

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thin austin is expensive

in that it’s hard to find a 1 BR apartment anywhere in the city for under $700

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

My 1 BR in Lakeview is 1140...

So take that as you will… not sure what your job here projects to but yeah…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't be able to afford 1140

not assuming the whole “you have to gross three times rent” thing. i only work part time right now

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh... you said 'right now'

following the Carolla theory right now is never a good thing… aka you never hear “right now I work for NASA…”

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

i will definitely go full time at some point. probably not until i finish school, though which will be 2-4 years. depending on grad school

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

How old are you?

Just trying to give some unsolicited advice.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

25

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough...

That’s when I went back to grad school… best 2 years of my life. I’m 27 now… if that matters at all.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just need to do some research

and see how much difference grad school and two years in the work force would do me.

it also kind of depends on how i feel. i kind of want to be done with school

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went to work for 2 years....

then came back for grad school. Not sure what field your in, but I would recommend my path. When I got to grad school I appreciated it much more than I think I would have if I would have went straight in.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

computer science

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh yeah....

have fun with that… also ignore the your/you’re fail up there… I’m a civil engineer to me the whole CS thing makes absolutely no sense at all…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

strangely enough

I am rapidly approaching the end of my wine….my other choices are Guinness & Sailor Jerry’s….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had some college buddies

who had more than a few good nites with Sailor Jerry… these are the same guys who put Long Island mix on tap in a 5 gallon bucket…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I finally had some proper Captain and Coke last weekend...

num ummys… now I see why my buddy loved that stuff so much.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Captain's is good stuff

now try Jerry’s. It’s 92 proof and has a better taste IMHO. Morgan’s was my drink of choice for a long time though….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually

usually when I drink jerry’s I drink it on the rocks anyway, I don’t bother with the coke.

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh last weekend it was more of a memorial drink

my buddy would down 5ths of Captain and Coke a night without being phased… and he died the week before so we poured out some for our dead homey and got lit like a Christmas Tree the way he would have wanted…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

his dumbass got on a bike without a helmet and bought the farm… I’m now more just kinda pissed he was stupid than being sad… I know that makes me sound like an ass, but I assume you guys are smart enough to know what I’m going for.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

i’ll just be impressed that mo stays up later than i do

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

or gets up earlier

shit!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

lots of coffee is my guess

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin' caffeine...

…how does it work?

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 31, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your attempts at besting me are humorous

You are like a tiny marmoset trying to take down a strong alpaca like me.

Oh ho ho! You are but tickling me!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Guys I'm here! We can win now!

Oh…

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 31, 2010 1:43 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

10:40 AM

It’s gonna be a rough trip, this one…

I’ll have to recouperate with lots and lots of alcohol when I get there. Open bars at weddings = godsends

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 31, 2010 1:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

where's your layover?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Houston. At 5:50. For two hours.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 31, 2010 1:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

bars aren't open.....

that’s why I don’t fly at night.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but

traffic is greatly reduced. Everything is mellower….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Invest in a flask?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

For TSA to confiscate?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Keister it?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 31, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have the lady friend keister it?

I’m totally cool with paying for alcohol at the airport… cause I fly about once every 14 years per capita in my life…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

K going to bed its

10:51 PC hope i wake up to see a MIF or SP..but one can hope..

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 AM EDT reply actions  

haha Carp

What did you do during the rain delay?

I sat and read my book

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 AM EDT reply actions  

he;s out of control

colby should still start every dy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love cheese

but honestly, if i have to pick between someone that will go 3 for 4 every start or someone that will strike out 2 or 3 our of 4, it’s a no brainer

he plays CF and RL, have him play left so lego can get a break
teach him to catch (he seems like he has the body for it), and we’re all set – of course i’m kidding

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon

it won’t last. I’ve on the JJ bandwagon, but it’s a mirage. He’s good, but he ain’t that good.

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course he's not that good

but until he shows signs of regression, i see no reason to sit him too often
i don’t say play him for colby all the time, though
but he deserves to get starts, he’s trying hard and if tlr brigs up another washed out gritty vet pet project, he’ll be one of the first ones to go
let the kid enjoy it while he can

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But..... and I am just sayin.... what if he is that good...

Most of our best players come from unexpected places… see Pujos, Albert

by shadetree on Jul 31, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

my paycheck says

that jay is not the first to go when, say, stav comes back

tony views jay as an everyday starter. winn is more likely to be DFA’s

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a shame

i like winn
maybe tony will surprise us all and realize who needs to be dfa’s first
just saying

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you typo, too

or are you making fun of me

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

but jon jay is getting lucky

and colby has perennial all star potential. he can’t work out of his slumps on the bench

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, no

i’d be the first person to tell you that albert is underperforming. and it’s to the point of being really frustrating

albert in july: .250 /.324/.489

that’s not just sub-pujolsian. that’s just a bit above average

yes, .225 BABIP

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

didn’t realize he’d been that bad for that long. He needs a rest. Give him a week and let Craig play 1st.

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just don't understand the double standard

you can sit boog for weeks because he “needs a mental break”
but you can’t bring craig and give albert a mental break?

by d-dee on Jul 31, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

There a A LOT of fans that are paying good money to see Albert play. Slump or not.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Jul 31, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

i don’t think tony has a lot of control over albert

i don’t remember when it was, within the last week or so, but albert had just argued a call. a pitch went near albert’s foot and tried to sell it like he was hit, though he clearly wasn’t. tony ran out there to argue the call and albert just waved for him to go back to the dugout. tony turned around and went back. i remember thinking that that showed a lot about what goes on in the dugout

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
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by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

That worries me... Power changes people

and I am worried about what I see happening to Albert.

by shadetree on Jul 31, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

albert and boog

are understandably held to different standards and give different levels of control over their situations. i bet tony would like to give albert a couple days off

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
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by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure jon jay is lucky

does it mean he should be benched?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, him being lucky does not mean he should be benched

but his luck does not mean colby should be the 4th outfielder

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not an easy decision really

Holliday = lock to start
RFL probably should be a lock, but I guess they are letting him come back slowly
Rasmus = slumping
Jay = on fire, ride the hot streak

so what would you do?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think rasmus should be a lock to start

maybe have a three man rotation where each of them takes every third day off

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed when I saw what happened

After listening to ESPN kissing the Phillies ass for this move….I had a good laugh.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Jul 31, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

depends

it’s hilarious, cause the 2-time defending NL champs aren’t looking good.

At the same time, it means we face Happ more often.

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

wat?

i’d rather face happ than oswalt

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 31, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happ is a good pitcher...

Makes me wonder why the Phillies have been trying soo hard to get rid of him..

by shadetree on Jul 31, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

or why he was in AAA

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by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was in AAA

for 2 rehab starts this year after being injuried

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 31, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

happ is average at best

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by chalk on Jul 31, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's young

but he’s he’s 28 and in his prime, a 4.5 FIP is his peak.

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by CodyG on Jul 31, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK

never mind, you guys are right, I was overrating Happ.

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's okay, it happens to the best of us

remember me flipping out over trading wallace for holliday? no? i guess that’s because it didn’t happen. i was never yelling for a craig dejesus platoon in LF!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt=Overpaid

Lee=incredibly stupid move.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 31, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies are dumb

just look at the Howard deal. luckily for them they stumbled upon Chase Utley and Jason Werth

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

and look

when Utley’s hurt and Werth slumps, they look terrible….

by nota bene on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of the phillies sucking

i called that they miss the playoffs this year because they were due for injuries. it’s not lock, but it looks like the WC will come out of the west and the braves might take the east

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

albert’s got .943 OPS on the season, but he looks like he might be about to decline

i’m nervous about what kind of contract he gets

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn't he been a value in the past?

aka if you factor in overpaying him in the future and underpaying him in the past will it roughly balance out? If so I’m fine with it… even if not I think he sells tickets so the ownership is fine with it if he isn’t other worldly in the future.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still of the opinion

it’s ok to overpay once in a generation talent…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope pujols realizes he wants to be a cardinal the rest of his career

and that his contract would hurt how they compete, so he pulls a joe mauer and goes pretty cheap.

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I think we all hope that,

but at the same time I couldn’t fault him for getting all he could from whatever team he could… I’d do the same in his position.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a pretty good line

if albert is still putting up a .900 OPS toward the end of his contract, it was probably a good contract

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

those seasons are seriously limited

i don’t know if it’s reasonable to expect any 32 year old to put up those numbers

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

unreasonable, maybe

but you pay that much to get it.

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

mo has said that he plans to offer a contract commensurate with what he expects his future performance to be, not what his past performance has been.

it might be rough if he sticks to that mindset of “i have to have a bigger contract than howard or teixeira or etc”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and albert needs to retire a cardinal

if he’ll take a 5 year deal, i don’t think it can hurt too much. maybe even a sixer that starts in 2011

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I can handle that....

BUT we need the payroll upped to about 120 mil at least

by shadetree on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

we need to get lucky on these drafts. they need to pay whatever it takes to get austin wilson signed. and cox and jenkins.

if wilson fails to sign with us, we can’t draft him again next time he’s eligible, can we?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES WE CAN!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, wait. i see what you mean

i thought you were reviving the slogan with regard to signing all those picks

YES WE CAN! sign austin wilson

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

just got back from the game.

I spent 2+ hours at bb’s waiting for the game to start, only to see 10 innings of pathetic baseball. I’m glad we got the win but damn. Karstens again? I think it was up to 1 run this team scored over a 26 inning span. That was a really bad game to watch. Carpenter didn’t look very sharp but was still good enough to shutout the pirates. Lol.

I don’t know how I would of handled sitting through that entire game to see a loss. I had a feeling we would win the whole game but it was still painful to watch. All I can say is i hope the offense turns it around for Suppan tomorrow and if they don’t hopefully Mozeliak can do something to make us happy. Jake Westbrook please! Mo was quoted tonight as saying ‘all is quiet’ though. I sure hope that’s not true and is some sort of ploy. All better not be quiet with all the holes we have right now. If I have to see another game like tonight from the offense plus Jeff Suppan tomorrow and the deadline pass without us adding a pitcher I’m not sure I will survive.

by mick311 on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

What the hell is this godforsaken hour?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

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