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Game 102 Open Thread, Cardinals at Metros, 29th July 2010

St. Louis Cardinals at New York Mets, Jul 29, 2010 12:10 PM EDT


Eleven a.m.
Is too early for baseball
Well, unless we win


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last night's game was AWESOME!

classic example of Matt Holliday “providing protection” for Pujols???

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

classic example of TLR over-managing the pen.

by paposse on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also Miles.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

by hitting a 2 run HR after albert gets out

and then having a run scoring double?

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

not good enough - you see, only one of those hits came with RISP.

in fact, without looking it up or checking or anything, I feel confident that he went 2-for-6, and all of those outs MUST have come with RISP. therefore it’s obvious that holliday just can’t provide the needed protection. DFA

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking of albert's go ahead single.

espn was obsessed with “why would you pitch to pujols there?” matt holliday has to be the answer, right?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Pujols struggling

I would say that it’s because an IBB is almost never a good move, but I know Jerry Manuel’s not that smart

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manuel said so in after-game interview.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay so i didn't realize there was a post today below this game thread. oh well. lineup:

Lopez 3B
Jay CF
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Ludwick RF
Schumaker 2B
Molina C
Hawksworth P
Greene SS

This is not bad…but why are we still batting the pitcher 8th when holliday and RFL are in this lineup?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 11:53 AM EDT reply actions  

switch greene and schu in the order and I’d be happy.

by paposse on Jul 29, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, can we bat molina 11th?

by paposse on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck.....

a knuckle baller? This offense is screwed up enough as it is.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

no way mang

i just got to work…perfect way to start the day.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just responding

to RB’s haiku… if 11:00 a.m. was too early, then 9:00 a.m. is really too early

by saladdays on Jul 29, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try living in Hawaii

I was on a trip back there in early April 2006, and the game was over and the Cardinals had won before I realized the game had begun.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like living in Hawaii must be the pits then

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would get up early to watch the cardinals if i lived in hawaii

just because i was living in hawaii

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strange? Sure. Awesome? Absolutely.

I can get up and listen to the game while I lesson plan and still have time to enjoy the rest of my afternoon.

The west coast rules.

by mattisnotfrench on Jul 29, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

i watch a lot of games at work and then my nights are free. its pretty perfect

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm loving this right now

Now what do I do after work?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch the mariners?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Meh

I spend so much time watching one team already, it’s hard to get totally invested in another

You probably know what I mean. It’s really difficult having two favorite teams

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The stadium in 300 yards INSIDE my window

No that’s a lie. I only have a cubicle

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i was doing some stuff during the game last night, but i swear i saw wainwright bat twice.

did play in the OF for an inning?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

No, he was on deck once,

but didn’t bat. Second AB, Jay was thrown out at the plate on a WP.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh yes i remember now.

thanks.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, with Oswalt out of the question entirely,

Haren traded last week, Tejada unlikely—all of which I’m glad of, seeing as it would take entirely too much value to have traded for any of those three—what move can we realistically expect the Cardinals to make? It seems as though they have to do something to win this division as it stands right now.

I’m kind of scared though: I’m not sure I trust Mozeliak right now to do something smart with La Russa whispering in his ear to resign Mark Mulder.

But Uggla, Hill, Bartlett, etc., have the same problem (in my estimation) as the other triumvirate of potentials—they would cost a lot, and with our farm system the way it is they would probably cost major league talent.

Thoughts?

be the trouble you want to see in the world.
never forget

by il rosso on Jul 29, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jays

says fuck regression.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

holy hell Jon Jay

will you ever stop hitting?

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LIVE STREAM OF THE GAME

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Go Cards!

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2010 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL RISE!

jay double

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm getting in a twitter fight with John Maracek right now =/

He said that Jay’s always been a better hitter than Rasmus

lolwut?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

drugs are bad.....mmmmkay.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you mean

“always” as “the last 30 days or so,” then, sure, he’s right.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well good to see Jon Jay

the only capable hitter to put a good swing on the Dickey.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Update on the game?

(It’s so early my local affiliate doesn’t know the game is going on and has some interview about Afghanistan on instead.)

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay hits a double

Everybody else looks silly against the knuckleball

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

HERE
Click radio stations…..first station.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, but

not working for me. That’s OK, I’ve got to leave in 10-15 minutes for a meeting.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stasburg to Dl

ouch

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 29, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't think it means anything... He was pretty close to his innings count

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

Check this out for the Mets last year

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope not, only for the sake of baseball.

if this is Kerry Wood 2.0, i have lost a little faith.

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah!

I thought this was a 12oclock start!

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Walks got you in trouble in Chicago, Blake

they are like a disease.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit jon jay you are awesome

also, wow citi field is huge

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad it's 415 there.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers got Podsednik

did they need another OF? I’m probably forgetting someone who’s hurt/doing badly.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Duh

I knew I was forgetting something obvious.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

manny is DL'd....for the billionth time

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny being hurt

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

@#$%

what the hell do we do? you can’t sit Jay right now. we need to trade him, or something, because Rasmus cant keep sitting much longer

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you ride Jay's hot streak til its done...of course giving him days off.

While at the same time, giving RFL and Holliday some days off to keep them fresh.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so trade our hottest hitter?

but, seriously, I get the point that, long term, we all feel Colby will be the better player. I wouldn’t mind keeping Jay as our 4th OF for next year. He’s certainly better than Fat Miles.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know no one wants to hear it...but trade RFL in the off-season

maybe trade for a MIF/back-end starter/a RP-prospect combo

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd rather just trade him for straight prospects. i figure he's worth a good bit

and our farm system could really use stocking. a couple good MIF prospects and a RP prospect would be great.

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will miss Ryan's defense.

He has been very good.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 29, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid

Colby and his Dad are gettting royally ticked and are maybe thinking this would be a prime time to get moved somewhere else because of Mo’s want to get an impact player. I. will. kill. T.L.R… if this happens

by thewizard3 on Jul 29, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the basis for this fear?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony sitting Colby

… and him stuggling lately. TLR is falling in love with Jay, I know Mo would never want to trade Colby. We all know Colby’s Dad to be a bit of a wildcard, and he is very influential on Colby. I don’t know, the timing of all of this just scares me. Probably will never happen, but this whole season just feels like Tony will do everything in his power to ruin this season and beyond with his bullshit favoritism and overmanaging. I love TLR, but this season proves to me it’s just time to go in a different managerial direction. This Colby thing is WEIRD, unless he’s actually hurt.

by thewizard3 on Jul 29, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the TV last night

They were saying that Colby went to rub Jay’s bat before he hit. He was joking with TLR about it. It didn’t sound like there was a problem

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had been wondering if Colby was in the dog house or something

Straussie implied he was. And we know how he likes to start trouble.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 29, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I hope that Hawk straightens out after this inning

walks and grooved pitches got him in trouble in chicago

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT reply actions  

fredbird

I guess I lucked out – sitting in left field and I get to stare at holliday not miles. Turns out your premonition was wrong.

On a more serious note – is rasmus still on the team?

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 29, 2010 12:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i think so

make sure you get holliday’s autograph then

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

is game day wrong?

pitch 2 in this AB looks a little bit like a strike ATG.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe the umpire is wrong

no wait… they are never wrong…

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it was a strike

you seem to be fairly credulous for an amphibian… anyway here’s the facts. Umpires aren’t as good at ball/strike calls as robots are.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is this mike hessman guy basically a real life Crash Davis?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Except his significant other

isn’t Susan Sarandon.

I think Hessman once was quoted once in the minors as admonishing his pitcher against strikeouts, claiming ground balls were more democratic.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

11am game?

wtf

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions  

9:00**

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

today is yadi's bday?

happy birthday!

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

*yawn*

9 AM baseball on the west coast is ridiculous.

Good morning, VEB.

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2010 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch by Lud...

gotta get outta this inning, Hawk.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell does

“not as productive, but a better hitter” mean?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know!

But then he pulled the Ichiro vs Soriano card on me and I had to back down because I love Ichiro and hate Soriano so I couldn’t fight it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just read that

i don’t really know how i’d rebutt. he has kind of a good point. or maybe he doesn’t and i just have a hard time asying that soriano is a better hitter than ichiro

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Exactly how I felt

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Soriano has more power and a higher wOBA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, I have no clue how you're going to win this one.

he probably wants you to pick ichiro , so throw him a curveball and stick with soriano.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT- Anyone going to any of the

games this weekend? They’re celebrating the ‘85 team, if ya haven’t heard.
Friday: Vince Coleman Bobblehead.
Saturday: Whitey Herzog Bobblehead; Retiring Whitey’s number.
Sunday: Build-A-Bear thing…I’ll be missing that one.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Because of the Bobbleheads?

Just kidding…honestly though, I’ve collected my fair share of those things in the ~ 1 yr that I’ve lived here. Looking fwd to this weekend.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk him, R.A. You know you want to.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

 :(

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your signature is

“please no more T.E.S.S.”? I concur.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm

I nearly changed it to “Fire LaRussa” but I’d probably only be able to get something like “Larusa” (which would be open to interpretation anyway)

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And in a strange twist

Molina will have none of them.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

3

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

also one K-CS DP

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it when Tyler Greene draws a walk.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

You have a lot of hate

/justsayin

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Allen Craig was playing 1st he woulda had that.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 29, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go...

this is not our day I can tell already. I’m out.

by thewizard3 on Jul 29, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

...

sigh

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking defeatism to new highs!

Ladies and gents, thewizard3!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giving up when it's 0-0 in the 3rd!

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, maybe he is psychic...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, that's just Cubbish.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyes, you are a fuckin tool.

You should be out, but now you are on second base giving props to the dugout….What? Who the hell are you pointing at? Quit that shit.

And what the fuck defense?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

so that happened.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Have those people never heard of Brockabrellas?

Barbarians.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLpez

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What in the holy fuck, FLopez?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LOPEZ

I miss Freese

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a great fucking pitch

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Math, Meth, or Myth?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this game

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

boff kill marry

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moth

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Myth! Myth!

Yeth?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Dropping by

Wanted to know if RedBaron has calmed down yet from this morning.

by JWO on Jul 29, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

You calm down.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Jay threw the ball so hard he fell down.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Good play Jay

I rhymed.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

oh darn

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

ike

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

.......

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Kick the first baseman?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp guys, there's no way we can come back and win

I’m leaving

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

heh

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are joking, right?

Or you have a meeting to go to—

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I'm joking

But HAWK LESS DEEP FLYBALLS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al

agrees with you.

“Just an observation, but there are too many balls in the air from Hawksworth.”

Well, you’ve got that going for you anyway.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way. Not happening. I can tell by the way our offense is going that we're not going to score any runs today

And by looking at the weather, the skies are going to open up and RFL is going to be hit by lightning and bad things will happen and then T.Greene is going to poop his pants and he’s going to be embarassed and everybody’s going to laugh at him and then he’ll cry and then our team is going to lose

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

i lol'd to tears!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm still laughing

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

welp guys, life is ephemeral

and even if the Cardinals manage to win this game, or even the World Series, it will be so tiny in the vast scope of cosmic significance as to render it entirely meaningless. Guess I’m outta here…

by mattyp on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp guys, it's lunch time...

I’m outta here.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well crap.

Pretty much where Molina was set up….maybe a little up.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i totally didn't see this coming!

three originality points for you, sir!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOGAFAYS

or do we?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

i don’t speak may memish

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit!

i had april typed out and then deleted it

foiled again

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BONUS AWARDED!

HIGH SCORE!

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Oswalt is going to Philly

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, the Astros got Singleton in the deal?

That’s a fucking coup for them

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ. I don't say this ever, but good job Ed Wade

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also LOL Phillies

Should’ve kept Lee

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow-fixed

They’re sending about $14M to the phils.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 29, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh. They kicked in more money for better prospects

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only know about happ

but that’s still gotta be a win for the phillies to get the astros to come down to earth on this

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Singleton. 18 years old, career .913 OPS in A ball

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOWEL

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

future berkman maybe

i guess now we know who’s kicking our asses in 3 or so years

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

He’ll be involved in a trade for Juan Uribe

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, astros

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think so

happ is very cheap and very good, and singleton is a damn good prospect.
i’d probably rather have happ from now to 2012 than oswalt for the same money, and even with this financial bonus the phils are still eating plenty of cash.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happ is not very good

He has a 4.50 FIP career and ZiPS has him for 4.7 going forward. It’s amazing what fluking into some good ERAs can do for one’s perception.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 29, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh..........okay. guess i should have done some research :)

still, singleton is a great prospect.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that i was the only one

but i totally called this last season when everyone was screaming happ for ROY and it makes me feel happy to be right

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I don’t think it’s really that bad. Happ isn’t great, but Ed Wade did have his hands tied quite a bit by Oswalt. And I’m the last one who will defend Fast Eddie.

--
Dan Szymborski
Dan's Archive: BTF, ESPN

by D.Szymborski on Jul 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt + $14million = Happ + Singleton

That means Philly is picking up the option, right?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phillies front office isn't the best in MLB

They’ve been very successful recently despite their front office

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just to reiterate, you are ugly as hell Ike Davis...

Were you hatched by a green witch?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

is jon jay attractive?

i go back and forth on this. he’s got a little baby face…

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he has

 a very feminine lower half

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say he's more of an "awwwwwwwww look at him"

than a “I want me some of that”

…no homo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean...

he’s no Matt Holliday

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

With Hawksworth and The Old Guy Formerly Known As Suppan as our 4-5, we will not win our division.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jul 29, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice input.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding right?

Just like Mike Shannon, I’m at my best after a few ice cold Budweisers…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jul 29, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, it is very obvious to all of us here that the Hawk and Soup special (yay diner puns)

is not gonna cut it. Gotta love paying 20 million for 2 months each from two starters who actually not very good.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We still have Carp, Waino, and Garcia

I’d rather get a stud middle infielder

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

but no “studs” are available, unless our definitions of stud are different

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most decent MIFs would be studly relative to what we trot out there every night

I’d like Drew or Uggla, if we could get them

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not gritty enough, Tony would sit him in favor of Miles

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Tony would punch Hanley in the throat if we ever got him

I don’t think we’ve ever had a “lazy” player.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

godspeed, Lohse

godspeed

and F U, Penny

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

Penny was great for us, he just can’t stay healthy.

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he was great for us

that makes it all the more worse. and to be out that long for that injury? c’mon!

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i were a bettin' man

i’d be bettin the cards don’t score a run today.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

if i were a bettin' man

i’d be bettin’ your negativity will, by the end of the game, make me angry.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annnnnnnnnnd lost

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take you up on that bet

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought you were outahere with your downer predictions.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's just too early for baseball

i’m hardly even paying attention

want breakfast

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

i've had no caffeien yet

i don’t even have pants on yet

/MyFuckedUpSleepSchedule

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of getting up out here (West Coast) to stagger to a pub to watch an EPL match.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit today is National Cheesecake Day

$1.50 slices at Cheesecake Factory!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Link

And you have click on it for the coupon

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

girl is fine

boyfriend is a douche

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

As is the norm.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

RFL!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair

The Crads don’t usually face a Knuckler, lets just get to the tired mets ’pen

100% Sober, 40% of the time

by Aranathor on Jul 29, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, we're now 2-for-11 on balls in play.

but yeah, let’s get to the ’pen.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever said we'd hit into 4 double plays today

We’re halfway there

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, we're just living on a prayer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the out of towners

15% off your order at the cardinals shop on mlb.com…plus free shipping on $50 or more

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This is for spants

link

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it a fist?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll just have to click and find out

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get a 20% discount from the Mariners team store

But that doesn’t incentivize me whatsoever to buy anything from there. Shame

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have some really ugly shirts for women

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip....

Nooooo

100% Sober, 40% of the time

by Aranathor on Jul 29, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

*I WANT DAVID FREESE BACK.*

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

/Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as happy that it's 415 there now.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I dislike Angel Pagan.

I’m outta here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

f this

i’m putting on some pants and making breakfast

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Good idea....

especially if you’re cooking bacon.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will be cooking bacon

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not going to touch that word

i don’t think i’m component to do so

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't worry about it

i can strike out just about anybody with my wiffle ball knuckler

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've been a lot more frustrated.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

TESS series in Col and that one game vs. Bruce Chen.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not

I’m resigned to the fact that this a slightly-better-than .500 team.

by Andyfantastic on Jul 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not there yet

Still think this team has a 17 out of 20 run in them

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 29, 2010 1:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hell

August looks great for us

3 Pirates (okay, only 1 game is actually in august)
3 Astros
3 marlins 3 @Cinncy 3 Baby bears 2 Brewers 3 Giants 3 @Pirates 4 @Nats and then finishing up with 3astros (two in august)

We should pull away from 10 over this month.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me it looks like we only play the Pirares

and Astros and then maybe something in Sanskrit in between.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much it

Sanskirt being the brewers, nats, reds, and giants

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh bah

Just bah

SBN’d

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should trade for Tim Tebow. Straight up.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jul 29, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

or LeBron James

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jul 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has Bo Jackson potential.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hawk: 7 flyouts vs. 2 groundouts

i guess he’s caught some unlucky breaks so far, but that’s a lot of flyouts

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what i was thinking

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the brief summary, yeah

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motion denied!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

case dismissed!!!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTION DENIED

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Oh man… this is going to send the Anti-Rasmus contingent into a frenzy… Walmart will run out of towels

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We have an anti-Rasmus contingent?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

P-D does

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah the PD boards

not us

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably best to just enjoy individual plays today, like that one.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya!

Something good happened!

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

PS -- How about "OVERRULED!!!"

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok....I am not in the Jay over Colby camp by any means.....

but it’s nice to see a runner thrown out at the plate from center.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Run and tell that, homeboy!'

Just straight embarassing

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what would be cool...

a hit or two. maybe three.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don't understand either

How can an offense be bad with a high BA?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarchasm

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously man?

Yo sarcastic needs some mo’ work

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww

I didn’t even realized I was talking to you.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all about the RBIs, fool.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

batting average does not mean that your offense is good is what we are saying

perhaps we are not taking walks, or are not hitting for power. still could have a good BA

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

See: Aaron Miles

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about to type that

you think Aaron Miles is good? well, he has a good BA (doesn’t mean he is good). Tejada had a good BA last season, doesn’t mean he is good.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realize BA is lame

But I thought we sucked no matter how you sliced it.

by Andyfantastic on Jul 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am also confused

we are 9th in BA according to espn.com

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh he means just the NL

the next comment about the royals confused me

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

the guys on the radio misinformed me then

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i understand that

as i said above, the first comment in response to you said the royals led the league, which led me to believe we were talking about the entire league

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 29, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I know it don't mean much

I wonder how much Jay is driving up the BA heh

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriouslly...

at this rate Dickey is going to complete game us.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Only two hits, Jay and RFL

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

better hurry

if he wants to extend that hit streak

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

is his streak still alive?

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 games, i think

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

Mile’s

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickey @ 66 pitches

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

6 inning pitched

66 pitches… .this is the devil’s work.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

'I shall grant you the ability to pitch in the major leagues....but...

you will be a knuckleballer!’

NOOOOOOOOOO!

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Called Dickey

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

100% Sober, 40% of the time

by Aranathor on Jul 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad we are going back home

This team on the road depresses me…

/emo pic

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

There's no need to fear

Dennys is here

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate this game

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE OBJECT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dennys Reyes? Oh hell why not?

Lets see how many people he can walk and how many lefties he can allow on base.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

not exactly a high-leverage situation

cool the jets a li’l bit.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently you are not aware of the reverse jinx attempt.

No wonder people think this place is so negative.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

um.... i think the reverse jinx has had its day

since it seems to be just an echo of the things people are (clearly seriously) saying all the time.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then go complain to them

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sniff* you're so meeean...

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in Reyes got an out

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Seven innings

15 groundouts.
Wow.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

That was an EXCITING

popout from Reyes, huh? Man, he just plays with so much joy.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

We Suck...

:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

At sucking!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene

wat

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

lol cardinals

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HA...

a rec for you. That would be an awesome t-shirt/bumper sticker.

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, Reyes vs. a Lefty

Pick your poison here

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I know that its been more than half a season

but that new 6 is a serious number commercial is just an abomination

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

But successful -- once.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

*warning* useless comment incoming *warning*

offense, can we PLEASE get more than 2 hits of RA Dickey? I am sick of seeing out after out after out after fucking out.

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, theres one, can HR have more ... this inning?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

granted.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

a hit! holy shit!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

3 god damn hits?!?!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

base runners

fuck yeah

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Chances that YADI GDP?

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Winn normally look

like he’s tweeking in the box?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess HD does bring you closer to the game...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A rule on knucklers...

if its HIGH let it fly, if its LOW let it go

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR'd

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh can't believe I woke up at 1130 for this...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate you

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before you say that...

I worked 2030-0430 last nite/ this morning.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rescind my previous hate and replace in its stead my condolences

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been working nites the past week or so...

It’s almost better than working days. Don’t have to deal with traffic for the most part so that’s fun.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't in the game thread last night till extra innings

but.. did you guys notice dan sounded like he was going to punch something when the mets tied it up in the 8th?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

he really sounded depressed about it

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

How about that. I got punched when the Mets tied it up in the 8th…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a good time.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jul 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

MacDougal with another chance for a W!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Good start.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thats not nice Mac-D

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He was so thin, I swear you could have used him for a whip.

He had to drink a beer to keep his britches on his hips.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, so is this why no one else wanted this guy?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck fuckity fuck fuck

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Get him out before he hurts someone.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

For Christmas, you all are welcome to buy me

(in this order)





Then I would only need them to release a Flood, Shannon, Maxvil (yes, I would wear a Dal Maxvil), Julian Javier and a Nelly Briles.

I would never have to wear real clothes again!

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I have you game from Saturday...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good times

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in the stands for Nelly's WS win.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok ok

i take back what i said last night

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hits a guy, walks a guy on 5 pitches, another two balls

and then you are swinging away Frenchy? Thanks guy.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Well this is just peachy...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

are they going to let him hit?

please no…

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I WILL REPLACE EVERYBODY'S MISERY WITH STORIES FROM MY CHILDHOOD

Sideway Stories from Wayside School

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ha! i remember that book.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Wrinkle in Time

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hatchet

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

out...

get out… no need for your kind here.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok you're on 5 minute commenting probation...

think about what you’ve done, and when you realize the errors of your way feel free to come back into the fold.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is fun

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that didn't work.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stellaluna!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

yes! rec'd

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jabroni

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that in college, 1 sitting

only book in college i read lol

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jul 29, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only part i remember is that

he lost his virginity on a park bench at the age of 14

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But really who hasn't?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. This is the correct response.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, I know this thread happened a long time ago, but I can't believe no one, myself included, put one of these up

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

Rec'd

And I thinking about going Cody so I can rec this more.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stinky Cheese Man

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now there's a good book...

Although I’m sure if I reread it, I’d find it to be crappy.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Wait I think I’m doing it wrong.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember how mindblown i was when i realized

Gorf = Frog backwards
Drazil = Lizard backwards

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon gotta throw SPOILER ALERT up...

I haven’t read it yet…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i didn't realize! sorry

although IIRC it wasn’t very important to the plotline(s)

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked that too

everybody did XD

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

and some of us poop in pies!
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked most of roald dahl's books

i still do

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This one's for IHB

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

yesss rec'd

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

even that cover is scary

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I win

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's the only book Carolla ever read...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

the movie is cool too

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...winnar:

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

CONGRATULATIONS! Today is your day!

You’re off to great places, you’re off and away!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Y2S isn't here today. He'd kill our souls for all these images

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd forgotten about that one.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is far more fun than the ballgame

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not one of mine

but my son loved it:

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently this is "bad" to read to kids according to the experts, but I loved it

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god how is this bad to read?!

I miss my mommy =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK some Dr. Phil BS or something

it’s supposedly creepy when the old mom crawls in the window

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Yeah I just googled it

This story is creepier than I had originally thought

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

why it it bad?

because she dies or what?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're replacing anger at losing

with nostalgia

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

good news everyone!

E-Readers out sold regular books on amazon this last quarter.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

LAST ONE

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread turned out swimmingly

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Mac-D cannot throw strikes AT ALL...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

oh I see.

Mac-D was trying to get the pitcher up with the bases loaded to see if they would pull Dickey for a PH.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt update. (Per MLBTR, so take this with a grain of salt)

Money sent by Houston = 11M
Singleton not included
Gose included
2012 option not to be picked up. Oswalt will be compensated in some other way.

Full details here.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

WE COULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS????

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA, Mac-D PUT A HOLE IN THE BACKSTOP

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

MacDougal

is a gritty Proven Veteran™. This is the perfect team for him.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be so cherry.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

22 pitches, 13 balls.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Because TLR

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luck of the Scottish.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you touch yourself at nite?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey its that Rasmus guy

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, good idea not starting him today...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small sample size!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He a new prospect or something?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

i stopped paying attention for a minute.. how did we not give up a run?

Fire TLR.

by tehzachatak on Jul 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

XD i know right

the book thread worked!

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 29, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

weren't you involved with MVP mods?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering how good of a computer you have to have to run the game

i always get lost when looking through the website

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it needs to be very good

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe you could just direct me to an information page that i cannot find

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

For MVP Baseball?

Doesn’t have to be top shelf. The game is over 5 years old.

Some of the bigger mods might slow it down, Like old Yankee Stadium, but you should be good as long as your PC isn’t ancient.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

my pc is kinda ancient… it is the same computer i have had for a long time… DAMN YOU 2K!!!!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no i dont

thats the other thing that i was wondering… can you not get it on ebay or craigslist?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

well i guess i’ll just soldier on without a baseball game then

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

MVP is the only baseball game worth having. The 2K sports series is abysmal

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB: The Show is amazing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh... i had the show and i got bored of it

i could buy a ps3 but i would end up getting bored with it too. For some reason though, I never got bored of MVP

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owner Mode

never gets boring in MVP

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

damn you 2K (Damn you EA as well for starting all this crap)

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hated owner mode

I just simmed until i got my stadium maxed out and just use it during dynasty mode now.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

road to the show is good

having a career 0.17 ERA makes it unrealistic though.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB The Show is fantastic

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I forgot I have The Show as well… Yeah, that game is pretty good. No match to MVP IMO

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 current listings

on ebay.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking.....

somebody needs to out bid me now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, if you email me, I can get you private Megaupload links

ruixu (Insert appropriate sign here) usc (dot) edu

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

done.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replied

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did for Gamecube but my disc broke ;_;

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking with zoomzoom

about playing MVP 05 the other day he plays on ps2 i play on xbox. What a great game

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it isn't backwards compatible on the xbox 360 :(

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

2004 is though

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but its not the same

didnt the left handed batters never hit homeruns in 2004?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 29, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that happens in 2005 too

I always have to go oppo with lefties

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mainly hit doubles with lefties

with the occasional one going out

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it had something to do with the physics

They only hit with topspin or something

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only real lefties in my lineup

are McCarver and Maris and I will admit, both have trouble hitting HRs…which is to be expected since both did have trouble hitting HRs.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, there is a big difference between the versions

the PC version has been completely rebuilt (practically) by modders.

For example, the work I did on PNC Park putting in the concession stands, field tarp, etc:

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I get this,

where can I find the mods?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mods

you can get on either MVPMods.com or whatever happened to EAMods. That’s what I think I released those on to.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

i need this

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you'll know the answer to this

Have you ever noticed or heard of the odd animal like faces in the infield dirt right in front of homeplate in MVP 2005. It’s like a really weird fractal or something.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

stock stadiums on XBox is where I experienced them

i’ve only played on xbox though

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I don't know

only times I played it on XBOX was on a modded XBOX that I was able to swap out player faces and stadium graphics.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this pic kind of shows it

link

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

right on the fair side of homeplate

this one looks like a puma or cougar face kind of

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one is from 2004 i think

you really cant see that in the swing analysis window?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well the dirt pattern looks

like a freakish animal thing

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took my own picture

http://twitpic.com/29ugpl
It may be just the dirt pattern, but It definitely looks like a face. It seems too obvious to me for it to be just by accident.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 29, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you see it...

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's freakin spooky.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 29, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many fans in the stands

Unrealistic

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Floppy just swung at ball 4, 3 times in a row...

but its excusable since no one has any idea where that knuckleball is going.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah! Showalter to manage Orioles.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If LaRussa left the Cardinals

to manage the Orioles, that would be the instant end of any genius talk.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ This umpire being fooled by the most obvious frame job all day

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.'
Fire Tony LaRussa

by Heisenberg on Jul 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions