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I have a hard time...

believing we couldn’t match the Angels offer.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

which then leads me to believe we don't have the money

which then leads to me to believe we aren’t getting oswalt either, and the whole thing is just to drive the price up

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

AZ likely wanted Shelby

It’s not about the money

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

really, given the prospects they ended up getting?

i have a hard time believing that

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got a decent ML starter in return

We don’t have that to offer back… that’s probably why they chose the Angels’ package

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

even though (see guayzimi's comment below) he's a few months away from being a non-tender

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got home and logged in...

I’m sort of astounded they couldn’t get a better prospect. Maybe they went for quantity. But why bother with Joe Saunders at all? He’s a few months from being a non-tender.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that's the point

perhaps he’s the MLB equivalent of the NBA expiring contract

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe Mo just doesn't know how to talk to crazy people.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday?

Greene?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant for this season

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't there supposed to be a big time prospect as a PTBNL

I know usually the PTBNL guy is a joke, but everything I’ve read makes it sound like he’s a big deal.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for savin' me.

it was gettin bad. don’t usually have that issue. must be b/c it’s the cubs.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

just took a look at the Cubs upcoming schedule

brutal… makes me sigh with relief about them being “Contenders”

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

OTH

We have the Mets, the Pirates and the Astros coming up

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but my feathers are ruffled about them being "contenders"

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Cubs got MOTTITIZED

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a family blog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

applesauced

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whom did the Angels send to Arizona for Haren?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

from AZ Snake Pit
It has just been announced that Dan Haren has been traded to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for for Joe Saunders, Patrick Corbin, Rafael Rodriguez and a player to be named.

Joe Saunders is a left-handed starting pitcher, with a career ERA+ of 104, who is arbitration-eligible for the 2011 and 2012 seasons. Patrick Corbin is another lefty, currently starting for the Angels High-A affiliate – he only turned 21 last week. Rafael Rodriguez is a right-handed reliever, who has only thrown 32.2 innings in the majors. Nick Piecoro just tweeted “Told the player to be named in the deal is a top prospect…”

by ubeddie on Jul 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please boys

Take some pitches here…. OT: Watched the Dark Knight last night… forgot how incredibly awesome and fucked up it is

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

not OT

I miss Freese

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so do i

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

BBABIP

damn it!
and right as they were saying it was hard to put the bat on the ball.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

God Orel is so good

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

...twss

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

...twhst

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what

…okay, that’s too easy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I read that correctly?

16.9 K/9 for Marmol?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's been fucking ridiculous

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

...yeah.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pitch was right down the middle Lopez

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Marmol.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't diss Thudwickstick

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops

Thudstickwick

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've been

Thundstickwick’d

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

boog comes in at #25

I think. right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

some freaky guy in facepaint got that Luddy foul ball

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

closed out again

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

@#$%

Motte again, please… unlikely i know

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

stop being so depressing

unless KMac comes in

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's KMac i'm going to go kill myself first

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunrately Miles out of the game . . . Genius delayed otherwise would have been on the mound now

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankie.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

better than KMac

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

since the 21st

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right it is time to exterminate this foreboding feeling of a Cubs win.

It no longer exists. Please resume normal activities.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

go take a dump

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Frankie

3-5 pitch inning here

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Bobby

The Home team now hits twice for every one time the visitors hit. F’ing brilliant.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

it's ok

we have Randy Winn!!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank god

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby can't get his position right.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog, it wouldn't kill you to dive.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

eff.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. Cards 14-15 in one-run ball games

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be worse - name Izzy comes to mind. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That was technically a balk

He didn’t disengage from the rubber correctly before the first pitch.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay's revenge.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry.

his justice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Bobby, you're so wise.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would rather they educate the fans pining for the NFL than not.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god, Ryan Theriot

these are the things my nightmares are made of.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby's annoying me with the time crap

It sounds like knowledge, but it’s really just minutae.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Bobby V ?
What time is it?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it's 'Dome on deck.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well geez, Yadi.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god. oh god. oh god.

i’m hyperventilating. strike out already Theriot. oh god.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pitch Franklin, way to turn a 2 hit win scenario into a 1

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK GOD.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

exhale.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

(and exhale)

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

wheeeeeeeew

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

God, some of you guys are so pessimistic.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I agree

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free Allan Craig. . . Buy Miles a ticket to Batavia

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now what? Boggs? K-smacked?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

probably

maybe a touch of Salas?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

really going to BB Theriot?

or a clever deke by Yadi?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus, am I the only one who can't handle this?

we’ve watched so many interesting ways to lose, and win, and tonight it’s just different.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

the nerves!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

good baseball is good baseball....

laughers are only fun when you’re doing the laughing.

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

no more Marmol

Schlitter w/ 15.00 ERA

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, thank GOB.

Instead we get S****tter and ’Dome in a double switch

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like Mr. Tremendous Skull to wake up or something.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta say that the new kindle girl is not nearly as hot as the old one

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

effffffffffffffff

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It could be worse...

we could be D-backs fans.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe it'll come now

lego…smash!?!

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

blargh

wrong again, …i’ll take the singel though

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So when pinella brings this guys in is he like

“I gotta use te Schlitter”?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

do they even make somberos that big?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess not.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it me...

or does it seem like we’re watching the first season after the great plateau-peak of Pujols career?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly, that's something I avoid thinking about

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was 2007... oh wait

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalala!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you miss the homer he hit earlier?

the man is OPSing .967 right now and playing strong D. Where’s the fire?

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but we're used to 1.050 to 1.100 Pujols

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I still think he’s pretty close, if the wind isn’t blowing in, he has 2 HRs and we’re talking about this as a possible turning point game.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picked up the Phillies announcers discussing AP's age. Jist was Albert was older than listed and that years were beginning to show

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right. we're delaying your precious SportsCenter.

FESPN.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Matt Holliday,

DO NOT FUCK UP ON THE BASEPATHS.

Thank you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey hey Jon Jay

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

All Rise!

Way to go, Chief!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

we're screwed

Valentine likes Jon Jay.
/does not know what that means

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jay has GOT to stay on this team when Stav comes off the DL or i'll actually hurt someone

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

5th or 6th Let's Go Cardinals chant

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

walk --> YadiSlam

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Skip Schumaker,

Get hit by the pitch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

hanging tough

c’mon Skip

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

skip needs a homer here

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

skipadongwick?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

SKIP.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

man we're good on the basepaths.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

the pucker factor for me is unbelievably high

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Holliday...

get your ass home.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY CANT WE SCORE FROM SECOND BASE!?!

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good, but DAMN! Can't catch a break on the basepaths.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

daaaa damn.

Byrd is scaring us too much

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

holliday fuck up

i have to agree with bv

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

How the fuck do we not score there?

Byrd was nowhere near that?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt

you know what I was saying
ABOUT THE BASEPATHS

Oquendo exists for a frickin’ reason!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Let go, Yadi

get the ball out of the IF

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

wild pitch please

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Suicide squeeze?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi, for real.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that was the one, Yadi

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF THIS IS NOT A DP I WILL KISS SOMEBODY IN THIS THREAD

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm sorry.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, Lou looks excited.

wtf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

And Yadi misses a hanger

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

surprise

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Raisse your hand if you saw THAT one coming

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

welp

im out. cant handle this shit.

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick may be worse

also, Thrusty

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOUP

04 series

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true

Holliday can at least remembers to touch first base on his way to second after hitting a big double.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

And more fuck!!!!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Tremendous Skull.

he should have listened to me!
and even, you know, Oquendo!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

fuckin derp

MOLINA

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus fucking christ

who knew

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

My fault

The GIDP thought entered my head and I didn’t fight it off fast enough.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry

it was in lou’s head all the time when he left his pitcher in

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

for truth.

so weird.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'd think he could strike out intentionally

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

How many DPs is that by Yadi?

Dude’s gonna break his own personal best this year.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

14 now

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we up or down in dp's overall?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you do me has a chance to be the hero

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

fukudome

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you do me = fukudome?

i think

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fukudome has a chance to be a hero.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pessimist

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that pretty much everyone on this blog?

I just enjoy being one of the few optimists around

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray optimism!

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only SO many fucking chances you can blow before it catches up to you.

I’m not an eternal pessimist (really), but I feel like we’ve hit “the number.” We can’t count on the Cubbies to blow up as many times as we have.

by Washoo on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who didnt see that coming?

Because if you didnt see that coming, walking across the street doesn’t bode well for you.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi: big disappointment with the bat this year

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

mostly luck-driven

his k/bb is predictably excellent, and his LD% is the highest in his career to go with a career low popup . Although he’s hitting more groundballs than ever, he shouldn’t have a .252 babip and the 5.6 hr/fb (better than his career rate!) doesn’t help either.
He is a much better hitter than his numbers this year, although I certainly wouldn’t expect the GIDP’s to stop.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to teach Holliday how to run the bases.

If you give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town. However, give a man a fishing rod and he'll poke your eye out.

by StopSpe on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, lots of problems,

but Holliday made a terrible read on that ball and it cost the whole team. Everybody else knew it was going to drop.

If you give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town. However, give a man a fishing rod and he'll poke your eye out.

by StopSpe on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah we dropped thurson and somehow got worse at baserunning this year

This is bizarro whiteyball and possibly the worst baserunning team I’ve ever seen

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We irrationally made Matt Holliday the highest-paid player in team history.

This is punishment for overpaying him.

If you give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town. However, give a man a fishing rod and he'll poke your eye out.

by StopSpe on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably Allen Craig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE CRAIG ALLEN

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE FREAKY FRANCHISE

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

FGUALAGA

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

so let me get this straight

our offensively abysmal middle infield starts hitting
and we’re losing games?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

In the words of Bobby V

It’s all about timing.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just quoted Valentine at me.

aren’t we all friends here?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry..

you set me up to well.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOLINA SHOULD JUST FUCKING BUNT

SUICIDE SQUEEZE THAT SHIT YOU MICROMANAGING ASS TLR

In the air left field and Pujols has given St. Louis the lead
A dramatic, towering three run homerun
Stunned in disbelief here in Houston.

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't see why

They’d still get a DP. Just get any runner and then Molina.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know

Ryan Franklin.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I...

Why do I watch regular season baseball?

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

it can be just as intense?

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cubs always seem to beat us.

Doesn’t matter how bad they’re playing, when we come to town, they clobber us

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Should've pinch hit Greene or something

Just FAR too easy to foresee. Is Greene a better hitter? Maybe not, but he’s far less likely to GIDP than Yadi.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The biggest problem was when we pinch-hit for Carpenter earlier with Aaron Miles instead of Rasmus.

If you give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town. However, give a man a fishing rod and he'll poke your eye out.

by StopSpe on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, at least not Miles, who was 1 for 13 as a PH.

If you give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town. However, give a man a fishing rod and he'll poke your eye out.

by StopSpe on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

but its yadi do or die for tlr

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be nice to have Anderson here

for just that situation

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s the same thing over and over again

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not directly talking about wins and losses

i’m talking about failing at the same fundamental things over and over that eventually lead to losses

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

bad baserunning, Yadi grounding into double plays, mismanagement of pinch hitters.
these are three minor things that add up into losses

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the umpire's mind.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

make up call?

to avenge?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nice throw frankie

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

show the replay already.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Gift.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, that was actually a good call.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is davidson talking to frankie?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

according to Rooney

Davidson’s inspecting the baseballs

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, a call going our way? What the...

And Ryan Franklin beginning his suck routine

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

no, Boog got it

THAT’S HOW TO SELL IT, COLBY.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont really think he sold it...he did save a huge ass error though.

and Colby is an OF…um….

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's good wood.

or boog, depending on your meme.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin: "it's a hard slider"

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez -- It WAS an out!

Valentine said he was 8 inches off the plate.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, I have not seen Lou go out there that fast in AGES

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

he's revitalized

and back to his quest to get thrown out of the most baseball games in history

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delayed

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

STFU Bobby

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wow the ump got it right

thank you

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BY SPINNING

duh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog says Let's go

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow! Go Boog.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

crapola yaddi

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

... and Yakkety Sax.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

We got Boogy

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear middle infield

holy fuck, nice try, but shit, man!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

F.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my lord

Boog. i love you

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi, you wanna make a good throw today? Or not hit into high leverage double plays?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking infinite derp

the cards don’t deserve to will this bullshit

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at it from the Cubs perspective

They’ve had the leadoff man on almost every inning…

And have 3 runs.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should both take a loss

this is not fair to teams that have major league players on their roster

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

the other teams in this division include houston and pittsburgh, neither of which really fill that criteria

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have an excuse

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've had 18 baserunners and scored 3 runs

They’ve had 12-make that 13- and scored 3.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schu messed that play up pretty bad

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

let our Boooooooooooooooooogs not be in vain!!!

AVENGE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

all in favor of bringing in Boggs right now, mid at-bat, say aye

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Nay

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nay

Boggs can’t find the plate when he comes in mid-inning

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither, apparently, can Frankelsteiner.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i take it back

skip should have caught that ball

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Still learning second base.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOORAY

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

great

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

[shakes head]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Franklin out of there!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue the Benny Hill music X2

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is everyone angry about setting up the DP?

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

im happy they finally pitched him inside

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

But since Im spoiled I want to win!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

too much experience

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Franklin has a "live arm" now, good to know... thanks Claiborne

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wowwwwwwwwww Yadi was ready to pick off.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ouch, Yadi.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a very lucky foul tip, Franklin

huge location mistake that D Lee missed

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, that's fine.

Now, of course, Ramirez needs to fuck up too.

by Craig Esherick's Mustache on Jul 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

truth

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that poitch did suck

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is 0-2

please fucking act like it

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

come on frankie

i have to pee and i won’t leave till this inning ends

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Get out the Mason jar.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Skip.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

This seems more appropriate than cursing for some reason

Just sad.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. just wow.

Cardinals 2B – makes everybody who plays there look bad

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

scrappy doo doo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you so much Skip!!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Silver lining: Skip knocked it down

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

dsGJLDKGDSKLJGDKSJGLDSJGLDKSJGLDSJGESLdkgS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and it's byrd time woo

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Schu

At least they get to strand the bases loaded as well

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Success.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that statement is against VEB rules and guidelines...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually try prophetjohn's at 10:26

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip is a failure...

eat the $2.7 million we guaranteed for 2011 and try something else.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

no Freese returns to 3b

and Flopex goes to 2B

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

flopex isn't signed for 2011

and if you think we’re getting him for a million again, you’re smokin’ some fine khalil

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think 2/8 is a realistic extension that we could offer.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

or you give Greene the job

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

i love Flopex, but we gotta save millions wherever we can now, and i don’t think T Greene is such a bad idea

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gonna be a Type A

I bet we’ll get him pretty cheap.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this...

with Greene, Ryan, and Lopez in the mix, we shouldn’t have to waste time with Skip.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

he had time to get him at first if he picked it up and went there right away.

by redbirds34 on Jul 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

pickoff please

it would sorta make up for the DP yadi

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Next year

I would rather see Descalso or maybe even Craig at 2nd.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw next year

I don’t want to see Skip the rest of this season

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately

i think it can be considerably worse

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't someone run the numbers to find Colby would be better at 2b

than Skip?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’d be at least 5-for-4 by now.

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

with -2 errors

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you "run the numbers" to project a left handed outfielder moving to 2B?

that makes no sense

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's weird how he was pretty good after his first month

and now this year… very weird.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

answer is: 2 yr deal

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip's too hard on himself for it to be that.

he’s mentally out of it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That kid's hex worked!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't that sweet? I hope someone has video for him.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad they caught that.

Nice work, guys in the luxury FESPN truck.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh sweet jesus on a banana.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Nails, Franklin, nails.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Welll

Franklin is done for at least 4 days

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

SCORE

I guess if you throw enough 1-2 fastballs down the pipe eventually they’ll take one.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Franklin.... man.

that was something else… bizarro inning

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

fyoo

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHER OF GOD

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK GOD!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That was awesome.

Great game. It will be better if we can win it though.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

I thought that was as down the middle as a down the middle pitch can be.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

But it started on the black outside.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But if it ends up right down the middle...

There isn’t a single pitch outside of a knuckleball with enough break to make it a “good pitch” if it ends up square in the middle of the plate.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A hitter only can atch the pitch for 1/3 to 2/3 of it's flight...

…before deciding to swing.

During the first 1/2 to 2/3 of it’s flight, that ball looked like it was going to be outside. Only toward the end of its flight did it tail in.

In other words, who gives a shit where it ended up (other than that it was a strike). What matters is that it looked like a ball during the time that the hitter was reading it.

Which is why he took it.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or he took it because he was sitting breaking ball after the 3 previous ones he'd seen and Franklin got obscenely lucky

A ball down the middle necessarily can’t be a good pitch, I don’t really know how that is a debatable statement. He was aiming to get that off the inside corner.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, what a game.

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That's where it ended up.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY BALLS

franklin threw him a 93 mph heater right. down. the. middle. and it worked out.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Back door that looked outside but tailed back down the middle.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATG

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notice how it follows the same trajectory as pitches 1,2, and 3

But moves the opposite way.

They got Byrd thinking they were going to pick at him low and away and then gave him a pitch that looked low and away, and like a slider, but then wasn’t.

That’s nice pitch calling and execution.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

franklin pitched around a lot of bullshit in that inning.

That was gritty.

by dugmartsch on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Franklin, you did your job

in the most Izzy-like way possible

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

nah, don't y'all remember how Frankie was before the closer role?

that’s vintage.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

almost none of that was his fault.

Should have been out of that inning three different times.

by dugmartsch on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except the throw to second

But yeah he pitched well there

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta hand it to Franklin

He was nails even with the shit defense behind him

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Part of that shit defence was Franklin’s shitty throw to second. Ryan made a nice play just to get the lead runner.

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

marlon, you cardinal you

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlon Cardinal?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

marlon, sorry

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

random comment

the “lack” of optimistic comments is just because we’ve learned any shred of optimism will be taken by the GOB and torn to shreds.

so for every pessimistic post, there’s probably five optimistic — and very, very quiet — thoughts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

a Byrd statue

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

that better be the rally pig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY PIG!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember the rally pig from FSN?

that was awesome

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I was watching that night.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

put in Bobby Howry!!!!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The GOB hate us?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Colby

I ate a sandwich for you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

well. at least I got a sandwich out of it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

grilled cheese?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it had colby and bacon

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is up with his stance?

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmm, more Schlitter

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

This has to be more than Colby being streaky.

He hasn’t hit in a while. Does his batting approach look any different?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

C) McClellan giving up a walk-off homer

he’s warming, yay!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molina DP

He hits ground balls like 450% of the time…

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want good Rasmus back please

What the hell

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he's got to go back to the closed stance

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

dangit Kolby

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"better get some chin hair if you want to pitch in the Cardinals bullpen"

Evil Frog’s theory on national tv.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if any Cardinals have fake moustaches and facial hair.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

just for men?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

bobby valentines rules

does he even think about this shit before he says it

In the air left field and Pujols has given St. Louis the lead
A dramatic, towering three run homerun
Stunned in disbelief here in Houston.

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jul 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

no

Albert won’t stand for that shit today

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will be angry if KMac enters the game in the bottom of the 11th, very angry

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

brace yourself

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's in the pen

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

valentine

everything he says, the opposite happens

How about handin' me another helpin' of those mashed taters...thank you very much!

by Elvis on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

small sample sizes be damned

jon jay is vastly superior to colby rasmus right now, but colby isn’t going to work his way out of this on the bench, i don’t think a week or two in memphis is a terrible idea

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

i think that's possibly the worst idea i've ever seen on this site

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes... terrible this idea

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you say so

i’m sure he will come around in no time by sitting for jon jay

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

... you don't send down your 3rd best position player. ever.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then his dad will demand that he gets traded LOL!!

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do, honestly

confidence is a bigger factor than we often realize

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be disappointed if he turns into the St Louis version of Alex Gordon

Really really disappointed

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alex Gordon never OPS'd over 1.000 for even a short period of time.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no risk of that whatsoever

I think he’s probably just hurting right now and if TLR is sitting him it’s not cause he’s got some irrational Hrabosky thing about young’uns.

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i appreciate you quelling that fear

I just wanna see the return of Colby bombs and the walkapotamoose.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhh, you don't DFA your 3rd best hitter because he is in a slump.

I mean, it’s longer than usual, but give him some time. Plus, demoting the guy isn’t too good for his psyche.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant demote.

They both start with a d….and…I suck, I know :)

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 26, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

his dad needs to get Colby to go back

to his earlier stance. The open stance isn’t working

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd prefer maclane

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

McBullpen?

It sounds like baseballs dollar menu

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

FELIPE X. LOPEZ

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOG YESSSSSSS!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

FLOPEZ

HOLAHH

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

FLOPPPPPPY BAT FLIP

LOVE IT. PIMP THAT SHIT.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

FLOPEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the F saw that coming?

I love baseball

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

No, sorry, sometimes I actually just like... enjoy myself... while watching baseball

I know, weird. I’ll try to stop.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floptacular!

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

SDLGJLSKDGJLDSGJLDKG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Flippy

Fuck yes!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHER RFUCKING FLOPPY

YEHHHHHH

ASSGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

that cameraman ran fast.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Felipe Lopez

you beautiful bastard.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

14 draft picks

are still unsigned…including the top 4, anybody heard anything?

How about handin' me another helpin' of those mashed taters...thank you very much!

by Elvis on Jul 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I love you Lopex

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Winn up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Whandy Whinn

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha that handshake with Boog was amazing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw it on the MLB highlights, I laughed HARD. Love it.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

31 seconds in

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10283329&c_id=mlb

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 26, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jay has the biggest smile, talking to Lopez.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i love you boog.

please don’t be traded. that mustache high-five thing was classic.

be the trouble you want to see in the world.
never forget

by il rosso on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

describe it for the class.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, sorry.

after felipe’s home run, boog and felipe had a sort of “secret handshake” type deal that ended with them both drawing a mustache with their index fingers around their upper lips. it was amazing.

be the trouble you want to see in the world.
never forget

by il rosso on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am so sorry I missed that.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

merit badge

no matter what
we shall avenge you, boog. and your boogstache.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

and I think he's done that on-camera before.

I think I liveblogged it, but I can’t be sure. I wanna say it was someone unexpected, like Skip.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That bat flip was Juan Uribe-esque

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

please no Winn in field.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh

RT @PitchersHit8th: Lopez headed to bullpen to warm up for the save. #stlcards

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

shut it down

I will kill someone if that damn Cubs song plays again

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I've decided to stop lurking around shadetree's basement.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no confidence here

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

it's Nady.

K-Mac.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert left in the on-deck circle again. Seems like every AB except in the first has been leading off an inning. Hopefully, he won’t be needed to lead off the 12th.

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

on deck

now that is a pornstache.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit.

I’m so used to not getting to see Cardinals games here on the west coast that I didn’t even bother to check ESPN until just now. FML.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

dp, plz K-Mac

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

blooper

of course, no cards game is complete without o

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

one*

SBN’d

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

One?

Seems like five bloopers tonight

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So many that they had no room for Aaron Miles.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

this advances my notion that the Cardinals must overcome their Jungian doppelgangers in order to win.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

On a related note

Miles is the ego, Stav is the id and Soup is the superego.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

we expect a term paper with cites.

and a badly done MS Paint.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this math?

Can I use the line about the math here?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's literature and psychology. sorry.

(not that I subscribe to all of it, but it’s a nice theory)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it begins....

i still feel like a loss is coming

Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

GAH!

KMAC….get it done. Now.

by stlfan on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip pines for the outfield.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

i pine with him

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on mcclellan

please

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip is KILLING us in the field

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

it was Lopez.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jebus, Skip. Put that in your pocket.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

it was still relatively close at first

but you’re right, holding it would have been the prudent thing to do….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

floppy, holy shit

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

awww Floppy

From hero to Cursed goat in less that 5 min

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

we don't do goats hereabouts.

unless it’s the Boog-goat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 mins later huh

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
STOP TRYING TO TRADE SHELBY MILLER!!

by BVHeck on Jul 26, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

skips throw

confused the camera man

Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jul 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunc comes up.

Yadi has already been up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

great. Diner.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

please, no.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we turned a corner...

when we were crushing the Phillies… My theory is that seeing Suppan and Hawksworth on the mound kills the entire team.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

especially back to back. need someone in between em. garcia makes sense to me.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

late movement?

Heh. Heh heh….

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make up call

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up Valentine, that was strike 1 and 2

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It's interesting how he's a completely different kind of asshole than Joe Morgan.

Well, not that interesting.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

JM is used car. BV is new.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valentine has been horribkle in this game. I’ve been arguing with my TV all night.

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice hat

switch that for some lucha libre and we’re in business

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

also rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

good goddamnit!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel so inadequate

screenname-wise.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, he has made 3 throws into the dirt behind second...

hit into 2 double plays and struckout….

but he does have a single…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

give yadi the day off tues

2 days rest is needed

Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jul 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and call up Anderson

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, TLR, no,no,no,no,no,nonononononononono

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh god

Not the fat man. I’d rather they have Jake pitch.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

miller time seems the better time

than pork chop with no sauce for back up
gotta be boggs

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

so hard

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

not related to the rec, i assume

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd be hungry an hour later

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

rec'd!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

a la Godzilla?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a TRAP!

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

our imports are greater than our exports!

it’s a trade gap!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how on earth did this appear to be a good idea

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when his ERA was under 1.00

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I knew Pork Chop wasn't very good at being a Loogy

But a higher BAA vs. lefties? Jebus

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

oh so THIS is why people don't like Tony

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

DINNER WINNER!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't believe what I just saw.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

me either but i'm joyful

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

afuckinmazin

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyes is my new hero!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

CHICKEN.

Dennys will be eating a lot of that tonight. as well as Small Bears.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

don't think he passes the gummy bear bowl very often

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

You know what they say about a blind chicken …

by sammyray on Jul 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

DINNER!!!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

woow

chicken dinner after your fuk you do me ribs

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!

there’s no way in hell we deserved to win that game.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Vic....tor.....y????

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

cubs suck

aaron miles sabotaged them

Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Bloop Single
Gritty Hustle

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lots of hugs for Lopez

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah

Winnar!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Franklin and Lopez -- game heroes

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

pass the chicken

though i’m too agitated to eat

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

SUCCESS

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin' A. Never saw so many Debbie Downers.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is everybody that was repeatedly predicting failure?

I mean, that was an ugly game and there was a crisis or mistake in almost every inning; but the Cubs played just as bad, if not worse.

STL RISP 4-8 LOB 10
CHI RISP 2-13 LOB 9

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto for you as well...havent posted since the 22nd

also interesting…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

People here were unreasonably pessimistic here the entire game, and it kind of makes VEB suck, to be honest

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

people also think Jason Motte suck.

it’s not everybody.
and we’re nervous.
what do you want, the Wave?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd settle for just a little more STFU from some quarters in tense situations.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

we tried that.

it doesn’t work.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

besides

it’s a game thread.

emotions will run high like Chris Carpenter getting squeezed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think all the emotion makes it fun...

but thats just me.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know,

I’ve been discussing this over email with some other longer-timers, and it really seems like the pessimism is instant and extremely hate-filled and sort of a new thing (and usually pretty unfounded).

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno about hate-filled

but it has been quite overboard at times, which takes all the fun out of VEB.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not the reason I've been so scarce lately,

(that would be my new house that needs insane amounts of work and the fact that I have no idea how to do these things and have to teach myself how to do them)

but illogical SSS-reliant craziness is dismaying.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

it isn't everyone, as I said before.

but on the other side of it, legit criticisms are also getting lumped into the same basket.

said craziness doesn’t help anyone in the discussion.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

can’t deny the Cards have been a frustrating team to watch at times, though

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

A legitimate area of concern is the roster management that keeps compliments one of the best rotation-fronts and top hitters in baseball with a bunch of guys who should be forcibly retired or in the minor leagues.

Somewhat legitimate but a bit hysterical areas of concern include: Jaime topping 100 innings, nagging injuries that take forever to heal (Freese, Lud, BP.

Illegitimate areas of concern are Holliday hitting with RISP, Flopez being “lazy”, Bud Norris, all this TRADE RYAN FUCKING LUDWICK TALK, and such.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Naturally, I fear a Pujols decline,

but I also kind of hope he has a down-ish year if it doesn’t hurt us much because it will make him easier to re-sign.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

A down-ish year being 100-100-100-30-.300? Which would be the worst year of his career, amazingly enough.

I’m expecting him to heat up in August-September.

I’m out of the rumours loop, but what kind of contract figures are being bandied about for Albert?

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"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was looking at his rest-of-season ZIPS a few days ago

and they were north of 1.000 OPS…..

As for contract numbers, it’s probably going to be in the vicinity of $25-$30M/yr for 7-8 years, something like that. Some of the money will have to be deferred, most likely. Haven’t heard anything about the Keys to the City….

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's $25-30M in pie?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

all of those you just listed are 99% VEBers making fun of P-Ders.

no wonder you’re pissed off. we’re joking!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to think I can't infer tone,

from people I have read for more than a year.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well I'm sorry, but I'm reading every day.

as soon as Holliday started hitting, we kept it up as a meme.
Lopez has made a string of errors getting the ball out of his glove, which is fodder for reactionary game threads.
Bud Norris: all jokes.
RFL: shot down every time with its own meme.

I’m serious — we’re not serious about it. I hope you don’t take offense of that too, because truly. this place has not begun to run for the hills. the start of the second half reset a lot of things.

there are literally a handful of commeters who have their hobby horses, and a random smattering of newbies. the former won’t listen, the latter don’t come back. and then there’s 99% of VEB.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

and again...

the ones who aren’t joking are the ones who are up their tree and not coming down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I havent seen a difference between the hate filled comments of last year

and this year…but maybe Im blind to it since it doesnt bother me as much.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think just defining it as a game thread and therefore anything goes is okay though

i mean, tonight’s game reads like we were getting blown out, and we either had the lead or were tied the majority of the game

it’s unbecoming of a community that i have a lot of respect for

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

the last 3 games have been unbecoming of the Cardinals who I have alot of respect for...

If you guys have learned anything at all, VEB changes with the Cards. Just wait a day or two and the mood will change or deepen.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually VEB doesn't change with the cards

that’s why i tend to come back here

reflexive commentary is common in the p-d boards. people here tend to have some sence of perspective and context (even if it’s only a little)

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You really didnt see a difference between the winning streak

and the losing streak? Or are you talking about previous times?

If not, then Im not the only the blind one here.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's unbecoming.

I think it’s honest.
it’s a Cards-Cubs game. it’s full of sloppy baseball that we’ve suffered through for a while.

I do agree that the intensity of it really does go too far. we’re snapping at each other like it’s BCB and God help us, we are not.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's the predictions of -- almost the hope for -- disasters

that I don’t much like. Comments at the point of sloppy baseball are understandable, even cathartic. But it’s almost as though some commenters would rather be right on a prediction than to have the Cards win the game. Speaks of some immaturity that I should be more tolerant of, I guess.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sort of this.

Like, people hate FLopex, so suddenly every time he pops up it’s some huge disaster. Either that or they hate the Holliday contract, so they brought up all these crazy SSS pieces of non-evidence about him being terrible at the start of the year with RISP. I wasn’t a fan of that contract too, but RISP is just bloody luck and to rely on RISP numbers in small samples as a reason to be pessimistic is just bias or laziness or dumb.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I dont know about the Floppy hate...

I dont remember anyone ‘hating on him’. Maybe chastising his defensive performance but not his offensive performance. But thats probably because we were spoiled by the likes of Rolen, Glaus, and now Freese.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

zoomzoom hated him for a while.

heck, i still hate him playing short

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez is a decent third baseman

he is not great. But he’s adequate, given his bat. I would much rather he be playing 2nd and Freese 3rd, but he isn’t going to kill us over there in the meantime.

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is where you comment "SSS"

and let God sort it out.*

*historicalquotedontbanme

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

well part of that is VEB

half of those comments don’t mean it. a quarter of them go off on the same tangent every time and no one cares to argue with them anymore.

another quarter is making fun of all sides.

if you want to reason with the crazy people, you’re welcome to try. it’s VEB, after all. there ain’t no more sane people here than in Jason Motte’s glove.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could you imagine if all us crazy people didn't post here?

There would be crazy people on the streets!
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's so nice here in the basement.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

personally

I have to admit to feeling inexorably pulled towards optimism as long as Sir Albert Pujols is on my fuckin team….

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Imagine if Albert Pujols were actually hitting for average right now...

He hasn’t hit above .300 for any month but April this year. But his runs/RBI output has been good.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

but anyway, my point is every "pessimistic" comment is not actually that.

and the optimism has to be very, very carefully worded if you’re jinx-minded.

in a fast-paced game-thread, I’m more likely to cross my fingers than try to compose a sentence that won’t smell like sweet misery to the GOB.

and the ones who are pessimistic all the time, well, we’ve probably been arguing with them for ages and they’re still up their respective trees.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats another thing....many of my negative comments

are jinx attempts, especially on the offensive side of the game. We are a superstitious bunch.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m new here, but I expect the three-game losing streak has caused the pessimism.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

PS

Cards rule

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

PS,

love your avatar

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh dude, I didn't even notice that

seconded.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I second this.

Love that movie, great character.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey!

are you third or are you second?
…or are you both at once!?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

its a tie for 2nd...whoever is next has to be fourth...ed..ed..de...ed

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't open the box!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I brought it up in the Inception thread as a good sci-fi movie,

that’s light on the actual science, but then I actually have no idea whether other people think it’s as good as I do. TFE is one of my favorite movies despite the odd non-serious weird story and various strange things about it.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

So... I feel dumb here

But what movie is that?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Fifth Element

Seen it?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

luc besson

a damn good french director

did leon: the professional and la femme nikita also

check it out

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what they call

pulp.
a fine tradition in science fiction.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably the best acting she job she has ever done.

and also mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmilla

was a revelation (so to speak), but the whole movie was terrific fun.

Writer for The Copper & Blue and primary shareholder of Zorg Industries

"Never be ashamed of who you are" -- Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really love that opera scene.

/spoiler!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-mazing scene...my favorite of the movie...

crazy techno/opera mix plus fight scene with milla. oh yes, i need another towel.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

topless!

Oh wait…wut? sorry.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm old here and agree

It’s also really annoying. Aside from when bad things actually happen like Molina GIDPing in the most obvious GIDP situation on the planet, it’s been excessive.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

This coin is destined to flip heads!

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can't argue with FATE!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albert Pujols will swing at a pitch out of the strike zone with the bases loaded this year!

It just happens! Watch chess if you can’t stand luck!

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty frustrating, esp. after Holliday’s curious baserunng immediately prior to the inning ending GIDP. The bad news was, it could have cost the Redbirds the ball game. The good news? It didn’t. :)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta share the ups and the downs...highs and the lows.

Pessimists exist, it happens. Whining about whining makes the whole world redundant.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was kind of a participant tonight

but i know what you mean. sometimes VEB is alittle unbearable during a bad stretch. a hard place to enjoy the game

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by prophetjohn on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, people were pessimistic around here because we all shared the last three games...

which were some of worst games played by the Cards all year. I had no problem with the pessimists. Most of the time, I believe it offers jinxing powers.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, that too

have to distinguish between Franklin sucks and Franklin Sucks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, therein lies the challenge and the fun!

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to reiterate

we are in a tight pennant race in late July, despite having two starting pitchers, our right fielder, and our third baseman out for months; our center fielder and utilityman have missed time; our middle infield has hit poorly, and our #4 and #5 starters have been patchwork.

It’s likely only to get better from here, and I would appreciate people not freaking out about every single event in a ballgame whose outcome is still very much in doubt…..

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

those reasons

are exactly why there is freaking out. it’s mostly venting.

but honestly, I have yet to see any real panic. just high emotion. we can’t all be emotionless robots.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

and there is history there.

there’s a lot of reason to freak out. we’ve lost in late innings. we’ve lost to the cubs. we’ve lost Carpenter starts. we’ve lost via the bullpen. we’ve lost on the road. we’ve lost due to bad defense. bad baserunning. failure of the offense. all recently.

every single one of those loses stung like a mofo, and that was just wrapped up in this game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it's cause I've been mostly watching on streamtorrent recently

so I’m always a batter or three behind anyway, but I can’t understand how people can be so doomy when we’ve clearly got a lot of talent on this team.

We took 7 of 8 from LA and Philly. Hamels pitched a great game, Wells pitched a great game, we lost a close one. Then, lo and behold, our luck turned and we won a close one. I mean, baseball is up and down from one week to the next, I just can’t get that freaked out when we’re still 10 games over .500….

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not the ups-and-downs, man.

it’s the mistakes. it’s the sloppy baseball. that is maddening. that is how to give away games.

I’m sorry, but talent ain’t worth shit if they can’t or won’t execute. and the thing is, we don’t look for new things to go wrong—

we’re looking for the same old damn things to go wrong. all you have to do is say double-switch. GIDP. first pitch swing. roster management.

these things are not fixed. they have not been fixed for a long, long time. I’m sure you want us all to deal with it in the same way, but we’re human beings, and this is past mid-season. some of it should be better… and some of it is worse.

I believe pessimism only crosses the line if it 1) starts getting personal, or 2) starts looking for brand new things to go wrong.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

baserunning, dear sweet heaven.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

no shit

it’s this year’s trademark fail.

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just sayin'

we don’t have the luxury of actually trying to wring Bob Davidson’s neck, or for that matter, suggest it in writing.

some of us need a little space for some primal screams.

and — if I could make a suggestion — if it’s just getting excessive, or more to the point, irrational-and-repetitive, then just say “hey, that’s enough.” chances are, ten other commenters will second you. adding irritation to frustration is just going to put the firecrackers to the keg in a game-thread.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope I'm not overdoing it

the knee-jerk stuff seems to have been increasing lately. Being concerned about the team, or critcising individuals or decisions is one thing—I do plenty of that myself—but it’s the Sky is Falling Cubs Fan stuff that drives me nuts….

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is increasing, yes.

but, ah, it’s increasing from a vocal minority.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Talent doesn't mean anything when you're watching a single game

99% of what happens here during a game is just venting and verbal face-palming at the sloppy play from a team we know is really good.

Heck, this goes to what I said last night about how I wish I didn’t feel the need to watch regular season baseball. There are just so many highs and lows in each game. You can’t expect people to just sit back, emotionless, as they watch a season unfold. (That is, unless they’re not actually watching the games.)

by Mulliganstew on Jul 26, 2010 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...you havent posted since the 22nd until today...

thats interesting…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

huzzah!

KFC Double Downs for everyone!

I have a hate relationship with the Cardinals' roster makeup decisions. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for a much needed day off.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

1 out of 3 sucks

but its better than being swept by the sCrUBS

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

8-3 since the break!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And 9-3 in the last 12!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rainbows and butterflies!

Sunshine and gumdrops!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol at skip on that play at the plate

he was shielding himself from the tag as opposed to attempting to dislodge the baseball

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Costco Fukudomo

ala shannon

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

if anyone could get away with pronouncing it fuck-you-do-me

it would be Mike

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey he got away with offending glenn close and her sister with a mental illness

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved that.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back in first

Please let’s try to stay there

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So back to this Haren trade...

Joe Saunders has a 4.8 fip over his last 300 innings. He strikes out 4.8 a game while walking 3.4. He’s going to make $6 million next year and will almost certainly be non-tendered.

How do such amazingly bad trades still happen in this day and age?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

interim GM?

alcohol?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They see something in him they think that they can fix?

and they were scared LA would offer him arb?

Best I can come up with.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Haren's hurt?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if they know something terrible about Haren that they aren't letting on...

I’m pretty sure 27-28 orgs still value him as a #1 starter.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could've sent Stock, Samuel, Kelly, and Hawksworth

for Dan Haren.

We always seem to pay top dollar at the deadline while these other teams get away with highway robbery.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Mo tried that exact package

and AZ sees something they really like in these middling Angels prospects

We don’t know.

I’m inclined to agree with you, though.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to start this again, but Stock isn't valuable

And he’s actually getting worse as the season goes along somehow.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

A 2nd-rounder from 2009 isn't valuable?

I strongly disagree on the pretense that many FO’s don’t look so much at his 2010 stats, but see….. “2nd-round pick from a year ago”… obviously if he was also doing well it would help. But he still retains some value.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is that I keep having to point out

Is that he didn’t hit in college and he’s hitting .210/.307/.262! Two Six Two!

If he didn’t have the backup plan as a pitcher, he probably isn’t a 2nd rounder—-and if he didn’t have the upside as a catcher, he’s definitely not a 2nd rounder as a pitcher. He was drafted there because of the combo, and .210/.307/.262 probably means he’s not a catcher and has now spent 1.5 years not being a pitcher.

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Converting to a relief pitcher doesn't take THAT much time, I don't think

Motte did it pretty quickly and successfully

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by mysterui on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

But a GM trading Dan Haren better know whether the guy can step on a mound and throw the ball towards the plate, let alone whether he can throw 95 mph.

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, but don't you think some GM's project him favorably as a pitcher?

What GM wouldn’t want to say they traded for a poorly hitting catcher and turned him into Motte 2.0?

GM’s don’t leave their egos at the door when they make decisions.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

(plus a few other prospects) is the kind of value I think Stock has...

Not a 1-1 trade. Not saying it’s completely rational. Just that he’s the kind of player that I see GM’s overselling themselves on.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Based on what?

That he’s currently a catcher who is hitting like the relief pitcher they hope he can become?

He was an upside 2nd rounder, I liked the pick, but that upside is all but gone. Until he proves otherwise, he’s a dime a dozen relief prospect

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates management is pretty good now

Alvarez is legit, McCutchen is legit, they found Garrett Jones out of nowhere and they are sinking dolla dolla bills into the draft.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they are brilliantly letting McCutcheon teach the parrot how to dance.

that’s entertainment.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

By the measure we’re lending them, Rasmus is legit, Jaime is legit and they found Ludwick out of nowhere…

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by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also Carp

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt

we keep hearing about how bad the Cards’ minor league system is, but there seems like an awful lot of STL draftees in the majors at the moment, both in St. Louis and elsewhere around the league….

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Cards' minor league system is pretty crap now

And it wasn’t rated as crap even 1-2 years ago.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

they just keep promoting useful players, like Garcia, Freese, Jay, Craig, Hawks, Boggs….somebody seems to know what they’re doing in the organization. It makes me skeptical when people say that it’s among the very worst in the majors, is all.

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

That the Pirates FO is pretty good and the Cards' FO is also pretty good?

Miles is indefensible, but they’ve also made a lot of great decisions too—-see Lopez, Felipe to start with.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The cubs paid... was it $5mm? for aaron miles... we only paid league min

Milwaukee paid Suppan megabux to blow for several years, and we paid league min

Stav… is on us…

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you're saying they'll be Cubs next season.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

How do you win player of the game?

Have the bay flip of the game
I may have to call him bat Flippy

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what pisses me off about this team the most?

we are having serious injury issues… we run like the bases like the keystone cops… we cannot win on the road to save our dick… and we are still in first place

we are so damn good but we beat ourselves more than any other Cardinals team I have ever seen!!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

...

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

aaaahhhhhh.

much better.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Cards

nice ugly win. And if the Haren trade is any predictor, expensive pitchers can be had for a bag of baseballs and a a couple resin bags. Go get Oswalt

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

well, we could've gotten Haren, but now he's gone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're not familiar with his hitting, apparently.

He’s legit.

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

another joke runs into the brick wall.

alas.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can take solace in my rec.

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

[hugs it like the infielders on Lopez]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

we better fuckin' have first place after all those heart attacks

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah but we damn near choked ourselves

15 hits and 3 runs?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

we didn't choke

it was more of a hat dance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 runs

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad

still though… we should have scored more

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed … the baserunning was poor tonight. Still, that 4th run was kinda important, :)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

the bat flip was funny too

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice win

Back in first place, and a killer loss for the Cubs. Exciting game, not exactly text book but action packed. Huge homer by Albert stemmed the tide.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

after the steaming pile of shit that the first 2 games we still are in first and 10 up on the cubs

so much drama for nothing

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some real evidence

here

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi ended that while spinning.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Take that, Bobby Valentine.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Can Skip and Luddy and, like, Holliday

watch this Angels / Rangers game and take notes on how to take out the catcher?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

White Rat’s HoF speech is up now, in case you missed it.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I was sorry to see this guy (indicates Dawson) come into our division

made beating the Cubs that much harder…

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, weren’t the Expos and the Cards in the same division?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right.

The Expos were an afterthought then too. Even when they were good.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. Caused lots of grief up here in Canada. The Expos were always my second favourite team (behind the Cardinals of course) and it seemed odd to have two favourites not only in the same league, but the same division.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was the kind of player that everybody wanted

but no one knew what to do with when they got me.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Being elected to the Hall of Fame..

is like going to Heaven before you die.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Casey Stengel stories are excellent

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

dramatic Shelley Duncan popup

hahahahaha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

OT: my brother is at rolla for a few weeks at a pre-college program (he's going to be a freshman)

his SUPER religious roommate (wakes up at 5 AM every day to read the bible and go to church) decides he wants to mod a nerf gun and see if he can get it to shoot out ping pong balls or something like that. so he goes to wal mart to buy the nerf gun and then goes to radioshack to buy some motors or something along those lines.

long story short, the guys decides that it would be a good idea to put a live wire in an outlet. my brother was asleep at the time, but was awoken but a loud, electrical-sounding pop. of course he gets out of bed to see what the hell is going on, and is just murdered by a horrible smell when he gets out to his living room area. the wall is covered in black, smoke is coming out of the outlet, and the dude is lying down on the floor wondering how the hell it happened and how the hell he is still alive. later, they find the kid cleaning up the marks he left with a paper towel and soapy water. who the fuck does that?

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

That's pretty easy to answer
who the fuck does that?
my brother is at rolla

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough.

i met some of the people he’s made friends with during the two weeks today. there’s exactly three normal people in the group: my brother, one other kid from KC, and the one girl. it was oddly predictable.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

At the doorstep of the completion of my undergraduate degree

I can safely say that I would suggest to a HSer that upon graduating from a school, you will care much less about the academic rankings of a college relative to the 3/1 male/female ratio.

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

absofreakinglutely

rolla was NEVER on my list. and it was for that exact reason.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Things more important than having great undergraduate academic rankings vs. just good:

-Male/female ratio
-Weather
-City
-Sports teams
-Not being known as an engineering school
-Availability of on-campus food options
-Distance one has to walk to class
-Distance one has to travel home

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would say in order
  1. Not being known as an engineering school
  2. Weather
  3. City
  4. Sports teams
  5. Distance one has to walk to class
  6. Availability of on-campus food options
  7. Distance one has to travel home
  8. Having great program in what you think you want to do but probably will switch that by the end of your sophomore year.

Engineering school kinda makes the M/F ratio redundant.

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by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can 1a be money?

also, city is VERY important. i go to school in possibly the smallest small town in the nation… very lacking in nightlife/things to do.

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

alright....truman does pretty well in these

1. not an engineering school. as for male/female ratio, it’s 55% girls and 45% boys. so that’s a win.

2. ehhhh. it snows a lot. and gets down to 0 and the absolute coldest part of the year. and it rains a lot in october. okay so the weather isn’t so great.

3. one of the more hotly debated topics. a lot of people who go there say it’s fine, 99.9% of people who don’t know the town laugh at it.

4. yeah, no. absolute fail.

5. A+. never have to walk more than a quarter mile to class

6. fail. nothing open after midnight (10 on weekends).

7. A+. not too close, not too far.

8. currently in a great program and have been since i enrolled.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

...I love my school for all of these reasons

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 26, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

of course not. the kid fucking learned his lesson after almost killing himself/almost knocking out power to half the hall.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see what all the engineers say.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Franklin .281—>doesn’t include the iffy throw to 2nd
Reyes .145
Motte .109
KMac .060
Carp .030
(.624 for the pitchers; none were negative)

Lopex .303
Skip .264
Jay .106
Pujols .075
(all other batters were negative)
Molina -.392

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter? (Sorry, I’m new here.)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's win expectancy

from Fangraphs. Other people can explain it better than I can.

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Beauty! Thanks.

I’m a hockey blogger, baseball is just a hobby these days. But the grand old game has always led the way in statistical analysis.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

baseball kind of lends itself to that in a way that other sports don't

I’m sorry I just destroyed your last remaining bits of free time. Another site to bookmark and waste insane amounts of time at is Baseball Reference.

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I’m familiar with Baseball Reference, thanks. It’s a sister site to Hockey Reference.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow, you're far afield

the helpful FAQ-type stuff is on the front page, and yeah, I’m mostly apologizing for not updating the glossary. feel free to ask if stuff is just… uh. yeah.

a quickie overview of the newer memes—
F in any acronym usually means “fuck” (or if you like, “fiddlesticks”)
unicorns alleviate the effect of Joe Strauss
adding “-gression” to most names means they will regress in a positive manner

uuuuhhhhh I think those are the most-used and -inexplicable ones. I don’t think we play Arizona again, so you don’t need to know about the eels.

and also, it is past midnight, so it is permissible to post pictures of kittens.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes, last but not least

welcome to the country of Albertofstan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I’ve been a card-carrying Albert fan since about April 2001. What a stud.

And I’ve been a Cards fan since 1962. I’m not a newbie in the conventional sense, just finally decided to tune in to the SBN site. But 2000 comments in a game thread is more than a little daunting. Wow.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cards-Cubs, extra innings. Yeah, we were on a roll.

Not uncommon, however. If this team gets on a streak, the gamethreads will get pretty long again.

Welcome aboard!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

(or welcome back?)

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks! Go Cards! Viva El Birdos!

Am I correct that El Birdos was coined by Orlando Cepeda in 1967?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. That's the old raison d'etre.

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Beauty team. Gibby on the hill, Sweet Lou on the basepaths, Cha Cha wielding the big stick and keeping the boys loose.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

slow night

…i mean, yeah, 2000 comments. that’s a lot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it will only be 200 tomorrow.

/pessimist

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

we always get at least 500, right?

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by chalk on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

200 comments on an Off-Day Thread? I repeat, Wow. ;)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

then we start talking about music

or asking for automotive advice. or learning about yaks.
normal off-days.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait, wait

exception is that FSM means Fox Sports Midwest.

not — usually — the other meaning.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s not Fucking Stupid Media? Wait, you did say Fox …

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

the shorthand usually "shut up, Al"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like pessimism meter better.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Sig check.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?"

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, now it's official.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

merit badge

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, my name in lights on my first visit!

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by Bruce McCurdy on Jul 26, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep,

you can only go down from here.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

1.83 aLI

.47 WE

KMac’s pLI was 4.29; Reyes’ was 5.08

by nota bene on Jul 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reyes's would have been higher if he had stuck to his customary,

walk-the-first-lefty-and-face-the-righty-after-him-for-no-reason.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Jul 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

yay for leverage index!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

here's some optimism

http://twitter.com/cjbeatty44/status/19545638621

and

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

'Hey, youz gawt bigger EErs thenn meh'

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe SC's opening montage doesn't include that kid throwing the jinx during the last inning.

FESPN.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Testing one, two...

Is that Felipe Lopez or Juan Uribe?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upon further review...

maybe that bat is just too HOT to handle, sssst.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 26, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

"IDGI"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah hahaha!

With the mustache handshake!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 26, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan is so *intense* when he handshakes

Adam always looks like he’s going to double over laughing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like how Valentine calls him a fastball hitter

He’s a guess hitter who likes to pound off-speed stuff more than anything.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 26, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Don't sweat it fellas, I got this!"

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 26, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

for the record

first appearance of “Frankie”: 9:44
first appearance of “whew”: 10:28
first appearance of “Floppy I <3 you”: 10:36
first appearance of “chicken (dinner)”: 10:50

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 7:27 AM EDT reply actions  

seeing as I have no idea where anybody is

going to open a morning overflow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

OVERFLOW

use your handshake wisely

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know rite

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's VEP Monday

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 26, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and... Boog went without socks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 26, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

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