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Game 99 Open Thread: St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs

St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs, Jul 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT


In the last two weeks, I've written about Felipe Lopez and Matt Holliday: two players who seem to be a bit under-appreciated for what they've provided the Cardinals this season.  I've got another player in mind today who is having a really great year but we don't talk about all that often. Would you care for some applesauce?

Star-divide

In 2009, Jason Motte got bit by the homerun bug. Not only did he allow an unusually high number of HRs (13.7% HR/FB) but, from a fan's psychology, they seemed like critical homeruns too. Motte wasn't terrible last year but he continued to fiddle with his secondary pitches throwing his fastball 75% of the time. He'd mix in a messy second pitch that was sometimes classified as a slider, sometimes as a cutter. I strongly believe that those pitches are the same and it was really a command issue.

2010 has been kinder to Motte and he's shown some growth as well. He's gotten the fastball rate up into the 80s again. For me, the higher the fastball%, the better. His second pitch is the cutter/slider though now all grouped as just a cut fastball in 2010. In any event, he seems to have finally found some command of that pitch but it's still simply a show-me pitch. If you look at the linear weight pitch values, his fastball is about 9 runs better than average and his other pitches are below average. Things that don't surprise me.

Motte's control has improved with his command as he's walking fewer batters. His swinging strikeout rate is up along with hi strikeouts. Luck has evened out for Motte a bit as well as his HR rate has returned to the ~10% level that it rests at for most pitchers. (Aside: He's stranding 90% of runners, which isn't likely to continue, but I'm curious what the correlation is between strikeouts and stranding runners. Generally speaking, better pitchers strand more runners and better pitchers get more strikeouts.  I wonder how strong that connection is compared to someone who is a low strikeout high groundball type instead. I digress.)

I'm more than willing to criticize Tony La Russa when it's due but he also deserves some praise in this instance. He's recognized that Motte is having an outstanding year and has continued to place him in high leverage situations. Outside of "closer" Ryan Franklin, Motte has been the most leveraged reliever in the pen.  Besides, arguably, Mitchell Boggs, Motte has actually been the best choice outside of Ryan Franklin. Tony's bullpen management, while often frustrating in the daily nuances seems very good in the macro sense. Jason Motte has been a heck of a weapon out of the pen and might be, dare I say it, the closer of the future?

* * *

I followed the game yesterday while at work and had little interest in watching it on replay. Unfortunately both the restaurant we were at last night and the bar we went to afterward had the FSN replay on. I was with a Cubs fan; I did not care for what ensued.

I've reached my tolerance level for Blake Hawksworth, starter. I understand that he's been something of the best of a bunch of bad choices. I've equally little interest in seeing Jeff Suppan start and PJ Walters has never struck me as a viable option outside of PETCO.  Still, the lack of depth in the starting rotation seems as if it will be our undoing. The Cardinals seem to be trying to address this and I won't engage in more of the Roy Oswalt discussion beyond saying I don't much understand it. I'd settle for something a little less fancy that isn't Jeff Suppan.

(Aside: Danup's pet prospect Gary Daley was released this week. Blake Hawksworth is also a Danup special. Danup attaches himself to players that just aren't very good. Anyone who mentions my attachment to Bryan Anderson or Daryl Jones will be banned summarily.)

I do have to say, the one enjoyable part of yesterday's game was the Ryan Theriot blooper reel. Missed catches, balls through his legs, popups lost in the sun . . . it was like watching a drunk beer league second baseman. I got many a good laugh out of it.  

It would be nice if the Cardinals could scrape together a win against the Cubs though. The Cubs have done all they can to give away some of the games. The Cardinals just need to seize the opportunity. Perhaps they will tonight with Chris Carpenter on the mound.

* * *

A little non-baseball as well. I'll admit that I planned on writing this post in the afternoon. While I usually write non-time critical pieces (i.e. not a recap of the previous game) I could, conceivably write days in advance. For some reason, my writing generally suffers when I try to do that. The creative process feels stunted and I wind up forcing the words rather than simply speaking via the post. Since I post on Sundays, this means that I'm often penning the piece on Saturday, which happens to be the night my cadre of friends likes to get together.  I had planned to write midday before being called into work this morning.

So with that said, I want to heartily recommend the International Tap House (iTap, if you're in the know) that recently opened in Soulard.  They've got over 500 different kinds of franklins from countries all around the world. I had a beer from New Zealand, France and numerous other places in the US.  While the seating is somewhat limited, the bar is huge and the crowd was a little more sophisticated. Without the typical drunk beers on tap (no AB or Miller products to be found), the crowd is there to talk and taste rather than yell and stumble.  If you're a beer snob or simply a curious taster, iTap is fantastic. Check it out. Some verdicts:

  • Mothership's Wit - Very Good - Clovy, wheat beer
  • Lefthand Haystack Wheat - Terrible - Skunky wheat beer; brewed in Colorado but tastes like a bad Mexican beer
  • Sea Dog Blueberry Wheat - Good - The blueberry is pretty strong so if you like that flavor, it goes well with this wheat beer; if you don't like blueberry or sweet beers, don't get this
  • Epic Lager - Good - A New Zealand beer; I don't drink much heavier than lagers -- if I can't see through it, I'm not drinking it -- and this one was quite good but not as thick as some of the European lagers
  • O'Fallon Wheat - Average - Nothing special about this Wheat beer, if you can't guess, I love wheat beers
  • Strongbow - Good - A English cider that tastes like apple juice; very sweet, I made it about halfway through and was turned off by the amount of sweetness but it was good for the first half

I probably tried about 4 or 5 others from friends that I can't recall.  I wanted to try the beer listed from Kenya, "Tusker", but when I asked for it, they were out. I'm uncertain if this was a socio-economic joke about Africa or not. The bartender looked at me funny when I laughed, so presumably they were actually out. Again, iTap in Soulard -- try it.

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Mitchell Boggs

Does anyone else think that he should be striking more batters out with his high-90s fastball and slider combination? While I’ve been relatively pleased with his 2010 peformance, his K/9 and BB/9 remind me of K-Mac’s, which is not ideal.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 25, 2010 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I am, too

is the groundball rate what makes me think that Boggs is having a much better year?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's long been the oddity of Boggs

Great stuff but so-so results.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 25, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we keep Colvin in the park tonight

Here’s hoping Carp keeps these guys off the plate and not letting them feel too comfortable up there.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Jul 25, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It's amazing what "no stuff, no control" pitchers do for batters' comfort levels.

I don’t know if anyone read this pretty horrendous post on Fangraphs, entitled “Dave Duncan Finds His Limit.” It’s not horrendous because I disagree with it; it’s horrendous because there is essentially no analysis. It’s basically about how Jeff Suppan is so washed up that not even Dave Duncan can magically turn him around (like he did with Sidney Ponson, Kip Wells, et al). How hard would it have been to use his own website’s database and analyze Suppan’s performance under Duncan up this point?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 25, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the signal to noise ratio on fangraphs is becoming intolerable.

Jack Moore’s posts are almost entirely pointless and facile. Other than RJ Anderson and Matt Klaasen I’m not sure if any of the regular posters are really worth reading.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 26, 2010 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

The emergence of Boggs and Motte, along with Franklin's good start, have helped solidify the bullpen in a big way.

I don’t even want to think about what late innings would be like if Boggs and Motte hadn’t developed like they have.

As for cider, I’m with you there. Dry cider is much better. Woodchuck 802 Dark & Dry is pretty good.

What I’ve had of O’Fallon’s line-up has been OK, but not outstanding. Schlafly is usually a better bet. I do want to try O’Fallon’s smoked porter, just for the novelty of it.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I am still gonna try it, since I've just found O'Fallon Brewery beer up here

but I won’t get my hopes up.
I agree with the robot, the Sea Dog Blueberry wheat is yummy.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Schlafly

What brews of theirs do I absolutely have to try? I always try to get a sixer or two whenever I’m in St. Louis, and I’ve tried the Oatmeal Stout (not a fan), Hefe (loved it), Pilsner (good), No. 15 (quite different, very good) and Kolsch (fantastic).

What else is out there?

by Jhusk on Jul 25, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pale Ale is their stand-by signature beer.

I also love their Dry-Hopped APA. For their seasonals, their Oktoberfest is excellent.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Imperial Stout

I believe I was that, not the Oatmeal, that knocked my socks off. Of course, I love the dark beers.

Never had the IPA, surprisingly, as they are my favorites, usually.

by soil_illini on Jul 25, 2010 7:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Franklins

Don’t totally give up Lefthand beers. The milk stout is excellent. Also, a recommendation if they happen to have it. Flying Dog’s Old Skratch. Excellent amber ale. Fantastic flavor. Not sure if that Pennsylvania beer has made it’s way out there yet.

by stickman179 on Jul 25, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Flying Dog (and it's made it out here)

haven’t had that one yet. Hopefully it’s better than the In Heat Wheat, though

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had Flying Dog.

I’ll be sure to try it next time.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

O'Fallon

I love their pumpkin beer, haven’t felt strongly about the other varieties I’ve tried

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Jul 25, 2010 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you for pointing this out.

I’m incredibly ignorant as to what there is in St. Louis other than Busch Stadium and Imo’s. My pilgrimages to the city are generally very focused on Cardinal baseball and I don’t know much about bars or restaurants in the area (or, even out of the area). Sadly, I feel like I know more about Chicago eateries and bars than those in St. Louis. Perhaps this is because I go to Chicago in all seasons and generally have a less set agenda. At any rate, I’m definitely going to attempt to check out this International Tap House the next time I’m in town for a game.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 25, 2010 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby on the bench again

w/ Jay in CF.

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinal-beat/article_9f20a264-982e-11df-88e0-0017a4a78c22.html

I find it astounding that Tony, w/ so many years in the game, has to be schooled on small sample size.

by chuckb on Jul 25, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

u sure colbys

not still ailing?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why guess at it?

Why wouldn’t something like that be readily said by Tony? Maybe no one from the P-D asked him. It wouldn’t surprise me I guess.

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Jul 25, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lack of schooling or willful ignorance?

He has won “his way” for 3 decades now, and it seems like he’s chosen to manage the game this way…his way.

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Jul 25, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mothership Wit is very good.

I love wheat beer, too.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 25, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

haren traded to angels for joe sauders

crazy….link

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 25, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

At first glance

Seems like a light haul for Arizona – agreed?

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That says Corbin was their #22 prospect

And from the Snakepit, Nick Piecoro just tweeted “Told the player to be named in the deal is a top prospect…” , that sounds like Carp.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Piecoro also just tweeted
Not going to be Mike Trout. Dbacks have a list to pick. Not sure when they have to decide.
10 minutes ago via TweetDeck

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corbin

Report says that he projects as a mid to back of the rotation pitcher. Plus he is only in single A, a long ways away.

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

light hal yeah

..Mulder part deux? jk

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN saying nothing yet

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking.

Im sure they will report the story as though they broke it.

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fox now reporting it

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am in no way a Nascar fan

but I highly doubt few, if any of us, could drive over 180 mph for that long and not die.

I still have no interest in Nascar, even though I would watch it over soccer, but it does require skill of some sort

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do video games

Have you watched those professional Halo player videos? Reaction time and anticipation is unreal.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they have great reaction time

they would probably cry if their real lives were on the line

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 74 year old was good enough to drive in the Daytona 500 short of a mechanical problem.

What else needs to be said about the physical requirements of driving a car?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are 70 years old

running marathons…

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

just messing with you.

Nascar sucks.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The PTBNL has to be a top prospect

If it isn’t, then I’m wondering how we could have not put together a package like that.

Onubon > Gates

by Carneros on Jul 25, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I mean Joe Saunders is 29 y/o.

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tyler Skaggs

is a B- prospect. He’s in their top 10, but nowhere near Trout or Conger. The D-backs got fleeced in this deal.

by chuckb on Jul 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it doesn't make sense

Haren isn’t even that expensive and they have 30M coming off the books after the year and Saunders is going to get 6-8M anyway!

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are 6 games out..which its only july

but havnt been stellar this will help i suppose…

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like an ok haul

Saunders gives them a legit major league pitcher even if he is just a middle rotation guy. No worrying about having the whole haul wash out. On the other hand, I don’t see any homerun prospects in this deal unless the PTBNL turns out to be that piece.

"The Helping Phriendly Book it seems contained the ancient secrets of eternal joy and neverending splendor. The trick was to surrender to the flow." Phish - The Lizards

by indakind on Jul 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saunders has 2 arb years left so he's an asset at the very least

Corbin looks pretty good and I guess the PTBNL is supposed to be good. Still not really sure how the Angels managed to win the bidding war right now seeing as how they are 6 games out which means they aren’t going to extract much value for him the rest of this year, but whatever.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 25, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

so much for that. I was in the prefer-Haren camp….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

trevor bell
Santana
Pinata
Haren
Younger Weava

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo.

was hoping we could get Haren cause it doesn’t look like we are getting Oswalt.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

just sounds like Wade doesn't want to deal Oswalt to a division foe let alone us...

If he has any hope of competing next year , which he probably thinks he does, then he is not going to want to go against us + Oswalt. I think he is too proud to rebuild or either he is really a walrus.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

God that is so stupid

It’s a logical fallacy. You necessarily expect the prospects you acquire to take away as much value from the Cardinals as Oswalt would theoretically add—-and that ignores any of the timing effects i.e. the Astros aren’t going to contend now so Oswalt doesn’t really hurt them by being on the Cardinals and the prospects they would acquire would help them 2+ years down the road when they are ready to contend →their absence hurts the Cardinals then. If anything, you’d want to trade in-division because that’s how you maximize that timing effect.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a thought. Especially likely when your dealing with this guy.

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You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that is stupid.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you are wrong, Red Blazer

But not surprised by anything Wade does

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

first of a long list of moves

Voldemort, being a Dark Lord, had to be traded first.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

butter beer.

that is all I know of what you speak.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't forget

Haren’s contract would be harder for us to take on than Oswalt’s.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Especially if Oswalt doesnt demand that his option be picked up

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

He’s guaranteed the same (assuming Oswalt demands the option to be picked up) amount of years and only 25.5M vs 32M, and then the fun of the 2013 option.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

To Clarify

I am assuming Oswalt doesnt demand his option be picked up if he was traded to St Louis.

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even then

The Cards would have rather had Haren. 12.75M vs. 16M in 2011 and then trade him in the off-season.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is the logic in trading for Haren to trade him in the off season?

your reaching…

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

The Phillies traded for Cliff Lee so they could trade him in the off-season. 12.75M < 16M. The risk you’d be running would be if he gets injured.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

In what way?

He’s at best the same quality of pitcher who is signed for more money next year.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not signed in 2012.

1.14.10, the day I went green.

by njnick on Jul 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And again, Haren would be an asset in the off-season

Without blowing out his arm, at absolute worst they could trade him for a bag of balls. Seeing as how he’d have 2 years of club control at a discount, he’d actually fetch at least one legitimate prospect if not two.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think the Phillies would have traded Lee

if they couldn’t have landed Halladay?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No but just because you trade for a player doesn't mean you can't ship him out a year later

If the Cardinals didn’t want him for 2012 at 12.75M and he doesn’t blow out his arm, they could trade him for a bag of balls and they’d have been better off than paying Oswalt 16M in 2011 and declining the option (no FA compensation).

If they would want Oswalt for 2012 at 16M, then they certainly would want Haren in 2012 at 12.75M.

He’s a more valuable asset than Oswalt, he just….is.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

In what way?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better pitcher, costs less, more club control at a price everyone agrees is a discount

That’s pretty much every aspect of why you would want one player over another.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not arguing with you in regards to Oswalt

but I don’t think the Phillies traded for Lee to trade him again in the offseason. I think they traded him only because they thought they could not extend him.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can get FA comp when you decline an option. it’s rare that it happens.

St. Louis Cardinals -- 2006 World Champions

by greenback06 on Jul 25, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

still have to offer arb, though

 I know it’s theoretically possible, but has that ever actually happened?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jul 25, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Example?

I was almost positive you can’t offer arb if you decline an option.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s no reason why that would be the case, nothing in the cba about it. it happened with klesko after the 2006 season. also, the cardinals declined a renteria option years before he hit fa.

St. Louis Cardinals -- 2006 World Champions

by greenback06 on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the assumetion i was going on too

I also assume we won’t trade for him if he requires the option to be picked up.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"They've got over 500 different kinds of franklins"

Can any of them start?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

Valentine is Morgan’s replacement

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i used to love lefthand beer

when I was in college i knew a guy in Boulder who worked at the brewery; he would bring home a keg of something unique almost every weekend. For some reason I haven’t been able to find any of their beers on tap since then, though, and I have no idea if it’s actually any good (my tastes were a little less discriminating back then).

Wonder why they completely ignore the west coast?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jul 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone have a link to the game

that doesn’t require streamtorrent or anything else being installed

forgot tonight was expn and espn3 doesn’t work at work

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

it's not on there

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think i'm just gonna be relegated to gameday audio

android 2.2, please come to me EVO sooner

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

holy crap i think it might be coming on sprint mobile TV

7pm shows MLB (Live). dunno what else it could be!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineups

Flop 5
Wick 9
AP 3
Lego 7
Jay 8
Schu 4
Yadi 2
Carp 1
Boog 6

Colvin 9
Castro 6
Lee 3
ARam 5
Byrd 8
Sori 7
Soto 2
Riot 4
Demp 1

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

bad news: Bobby Valentine

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaahhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

not his voice?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is MLB selling themselves with the Sherwin Williams song?

(yes, I remember when it wasn’t anybody’s song.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

^MLBN

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

more bad news and good news

ESPN breaks piss off Chris Carpenter.

and…

ESPN breaks piss off Chris Carpenter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

it's a midget!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Oquendo confirms that Albert hasn't been Albert all year long.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

we can certainly speculate...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

merit badge for the accent

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but that's coming from Valentine

something could have been lost in the english-english translation

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 25, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are an expert, so I believe you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone have gameday up?

was that third ptich a strike?

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

cool

umps must still think it’s the 9th inning from yesterday.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it was not

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly I must revive this meme

perhaps…
WASTING AWAY

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been terrible lately...

.563 OPS in July

.115 OPS last 7 days

I know, SSS, but he has been awful lately. Having major trouble even putting the ball in play.

by ViperLjs on Jul 25, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's b/c he's being jerked around for a AAAA guy

Tony doesn’t fuck with AP or Holliday’s playing time when they’re slumping, but with Rasmus he still feels the need to show everyone who’s the boss.

by rg643 on Jul 25, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe he's playing hurt....

not like there’s any history of that on this club or anything….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

things that have histories

1. cardinals playing hurt
2. La Russa being La Russa

by rg643 on Jul 25, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

because they happen to be

Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

76 errors?!

sometimes i forget how much they are the cubs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like he's moving his back too much

usually he just moves his hands

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gotta quiet down

With all that movement, he’s vulnerable to being quick pitched.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get quick pitched in MVP 05 all the time :[

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

can I just say it is glorious just to see Ryan Fucking Ludwick

outlined in the sunshine
taking close balls

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

balking bob

wonder if he is still made tht tony came out on his blown call?

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

ah man

Ryan Theriot is fun to watch out there, as a fan of the other team anyway

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

it must be hell on the players but I do love that golden glow around the batters in this hour.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

can't

all that blue
and some effer with an orange shirt, wtf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have a hard time believing ESPN

thinks Morgan & Valentine are their two best analysts

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Theriot at second.

Hmmm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go Legoman

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert BP!

tongue out
then off with Oquendo for extra BP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

well, must be the cubs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that whole DL for sore calf thing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaand that may be why.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theriot for MVP

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

Couldn’t-take-home-on-the-throw-wick

by Craig Esherick's Mustache on Jul 25, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

*maximum* fail.

Matt, again?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

especially since we don’t have the bear lately

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of ogd

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Great Odin's Raven!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Hugin and Munin saw that, they'd just keep it to themselves

rather than face the All-Father’s wrath.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

@#$%

BASERUNNING OUTS. F***ING MOTHER****ERS

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

cardinal baserunning 101

beautiful execution twice in one inning

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone please teach Matt Holliday how to run the damn bases? Fuck the heck.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

so... TLR?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oquendo was busy with all that extra batting practice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kind of tired of "who can play the circus music the loudest"

because we’re not supposed to be winning that contest.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

just me so far.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, fuck.

i was hoping to avoid the Franklins tonight

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

they have to wipe the bases?

CHRIS CARPENTER IS ENRAGED.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

what is with Colvin's lip

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez

Two baserunning mistakes in single inning. This is this team’s Achilles heel. Ludwick has been so great in the field we forget how bad he has been on the bases.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP IT

Colvin blows, ZiPS has him for .250 .294 .418 going forward. I saw him in the minors, he blew there. He can stop being not terrible now.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

so we have a classic case of a rookie player who hasn't been figured out yet?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s just the magic that can happen in 250 ABs

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

im hoping he keeps it going just long enough to get an 8 year contract with a NTC

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he's cost controlled

im just being silly

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Progress!

No homer for Colvin.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Why was no one listening to my idea about kneecapping Colvin?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

not on VEB

besides — we may need him against rivals, later.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp's shadow is apparently out to get the baserunner.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

the photogs better not eff this up

I expect some good shots

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooooooooooooooooog and Yadi

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

dumbass

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Thou shall not.

Even when Yadi skips it to second.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a good throw Yadi

Boog nice effin catch

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan wasn't even *in the frame* when Yadi threw.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Boooooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap.

did brendan just throw completely overhand and accurate?

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

for most of the month, yes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i respectfully disagree.

i’ve been to my fair share of games this month and he’s still had some awkward sidearm type throws.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

only on the run.

when he’s off-balance anyway.
when he has an extra half-second, they have all been overhand all month long. it made the broadcast when the Cardinals asked him to switch, so it’s documented.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course he does.

that’s the beauty of it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ump is not a robot?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

details.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish he was

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many pitches was that?

i’d rather have efficient carp tonight than 110-pitches-after-6-and-labor-through-all-of-it carp.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 25, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

he didn't look like he was laboring to me

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp does this early sometimes

usually he settles in after an inning or two

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRIPLE!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Judgement time!

Court says- three bases.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Oyez! Oyez!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO!

You can keep Marbury v. Madison, I’ll take Jay standing up on 3rd.

by Craig Esherick's Mustache on Jul 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What no jump Marlon Byrd?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Justice was not denied

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Would it be presumptious to start calling him

Jon F. Jay?

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Chief Justice is grandiose enough.

Jay is too nice and laidback, IMO.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

zomg Skip!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray, scoring!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

RUN

yeaaah

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS JUST IN:

Valentine is not a good analyst

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but every time i hear orel i like him

his calling out Joe Morgan alone has won me his respect

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Orel, as well

I think ESPN has some quality people that can do games, but why they need to torture us with *s like Morgan, Valentine, and Sutcliffe is beyond my scope of understanding

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

as do i

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balkin Bob Davidson

isn’t very good at calling balls and strikes either ATG

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 25, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime chattin it up with Hawksworth.

must be a great joke.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, wait. that's probably Waino tellin' the tale, out of the frame.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you say its then a tall tale? Do you get it?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to measure the shadow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that suppan?

i thought that was miles.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Whitey looks great in the HOF clips

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I know we need to cover the HOF, but we missed a Carp bunt.

his facial expressions are great.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

homg Boog's smiling!

it’s been weeks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

the goat approves

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i love it

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boooog!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Boog

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

homg Boog got a hit!

it’s been weeks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

who drive the ball up the middle

to get an RBI.

this thread is all Aaron Mile's fault.

by Evilfrog on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog do.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog.... BOOOOOOG... Boog

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG

rbi!

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOO

he took TWO licks before that swing. Sign of something?

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Lick moar!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWIHBS?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hammock?

…man, she’s gonna kill us, but she did bring it up about three times.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here with the sig

sorry i’m late

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

this game

is giving me happy feelings

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You are not Yadi

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Bobby

How long do you think it takes runners to get up to speed?

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

What a thought

“Listen, ignore Bobby’s shit. This is what we’re going to do…”

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never even thought of that

Everything he’d say would have to be translated, how the hell is that supposed to work?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couple of days ago someone on MLB was saying he'd be the best match to manage the Cubs.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it would be double good:

Fuck up the Cubs and get him out of the booth.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave it to the Canuck to bring up Hockey.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

so lopez was late yesterday because of the flooding

and that’s why he was pulled from the starting lineup?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that is what i got from the PD story today as well

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

let it be recorded—because I love this shit—

the golden hour has passed. batters no longer illuminated.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I did preview it a couple of times to make sure

braintwin!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, I hope we get to the next inning

and it’s still there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's always there

sometimes it deigns to let you see it

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

behind you!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least we are finally taking good at bats

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

eh

He’s kind of a tool in the Ford Commercials… but I don’t mind him on the discovery channel shows

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's just got this deep voice while he's trying to be self-deprecating

doesn’t quite work. if he gives someone a hard time, he usually checks to see if they’re cool with it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's actually a really cool dude, from all I've heard

Look up his TED talk. It’s one of the best I’ve ever seen

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, he has a TED talk?

something to do tomorrow. excellent.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Link

I’ve spent literally days at a time just watching TED talks

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try to stay away unless I have a free weekend.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

In baseball season, when do you have a free weekend?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

now you know why things haven't been updated.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astro Glide FTW!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

After watching him crawl through all the muck and crap on Dirty Jobs

I’d be hard-pressed to call him a tool. I’ve never gotten that vibe from him.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp in-depth.

watch him twitch with RAGE as someone’s phone rings.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wrigley's small. cornered.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i wondered that too

who has the balls to interview carp on gameday?

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 25, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slider away repeat

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I am pleasantly surprised

by the amount of good baseball so far today
Since there was none to be found friday or saturday

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, Boog banked left before the Oh Hi Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Valentine is such a tool

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Let me paraphrase what he said

“If Soriano had just… you know… been a better hitter, he would have hit a home run as opposed to getting humiliated.”

by Mulliganstew on Jul 25, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wants the Cubs job...

That has a little to do with it. Of course, there is also the fact that he is simply a tool as well.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 25, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everytime they hype up the Cub's offense

someone grounds out or strikes out

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

...moar hype!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring on the hype

The Cubs are contenders!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey dumbass... um... i mean valentine was dissing boog

and boog got the RBI

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

dumbass=valentine

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bernie has the Cards' baserunning fail numbers

  miklasz According to STATS most times making a base-running out on unforced error: Holliday 11, Lud 9, Pujols 8, Ras 8, Schu 7, Molina 7. 15 minutes ago via web

annnnnd Marecek has picked up the circus meme.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else having site problems?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah my contacts are driving me crazy tonight

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

site not sight

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the joke

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I get done with wedding shower crap (why they made me go I'm not sure, Im the groom)

Turn on the game, we’re winning 2-0 and best of all no Joe Morgan. Pair this with the reds losing today and Im pretty happy right now

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 8:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Nm

Just realized valentines in the booth

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

occurs to me

Dan Haren is only on red teams.
…though when did the D-backs switch to red?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

A's?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that's right

I blocked that out for some reason…..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were talking about this upthread

that inning looked like Carp was getting his command. He was spotting the curve pretty well there…..

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

today's been a great day

it would be even better with lego slam…(?)

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh

sorta close

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the wind was blowing out...

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

bleh

i’d prefer him to just take that walk.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

ah well, at least the reds lost

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marecek's latest

tweet

1982 had Celebration, ’85 had The Heat is On, 1996 had that Bryan Adams song, and 2010 has Benny Hill Music.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

four minutes too slow

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh eff

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 25, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez

Valentine is making me sick

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully he takes

the cubs job

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 25, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this off-set CF camera sucks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrd almost blows it again.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn I thought that commercial was gonna end with something cool...

instead its another drawn out phone commercial.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So is anybody else really annoyed by the song in the nissan rouge commercial?

is it a sampled Kid Rock song?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i still don't like it either way

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew that it wasn't a Kid Rock song

the stupid chant thing that they use reminds me of the Kid Rock song

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guy from ESPN Deportes

saying that Andre Dawson doesn’t have the numbers for the HOF

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I mean... he doesn't

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share some of his views.

The HOF should be reserved for the top of the tier guys, the absolute best. The guys that stand out head and shoulders above the rest. You don’t want to have a crowded HOF because it makes it less prestigious and less of an achievement.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cubs are hitting it hard tonight?

really?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Only their first batter each inning.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

of Babe Ruth no less

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

RFL.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like the wind was batting that around a bit.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

So leave it to the guy in the Cubs hat in my softball game today to make a crucial error

it almost cost us the game but we pulled it out

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Perseverance in the face of Cubness.

Well done.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was a nice guy and all

but fail nonetheless

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he had the whole hat on backwards with sunglasses look going on

i just think that is silly… the hat is there for shading your eyes from the sun

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i was thinking the same thing

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just me

Or is Gatorade getting complicated

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Complicated.

All the different flavors were one thing. But now there are different formulas and shit.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 25, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it clearly pisses off Big Z.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eats, sleeps, and regurgitates better baseball players?

Not only is te sentence just falt out retarded but it was about Chicago, not exactly land of champions

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

was just thinking that

Blackhawks just won the Stanley Cup, the White Sox won the WS in 05, the Bulls won enough titles to last for a while….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bulls have 6 and the bears have 1 and at the moment hockey is dead to me, fuck Quenville

But just in baseball they have 1 ws championship in the last 93 years and it was from the White Sox. The cubs only regurgitate failure

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

MLB has an anger management program?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

sign up, Chone

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't sign up, Carp.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it exists on an "as needed" basis.

AKA whenever Big Z or Milton Bradley have a meltdown.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

does Earl Weaver conduct the therapy sessions?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Az, I tried a Tusker a couple weeks ago

it’s a good lager. the best part, though, is the name and corresponding elephant logo. these were chosen because the brewery’s founder was killed by an elephant. outstanding.

by nycbirdo on Jul 25, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Also:
At the same time, Mozeliak admitted he is increasingly pessimistic about Brad Penny’s ability to contribute this season after suffering a muscle tearn in May. Penny has not thrown since shutting down after feeling discomfort during a simulated game in Colorado almost three weeks ago.

Mozeliak said it would be impossible to project Penny’s return this season if he has not made significant progress in 3-4 weeks.

Ugh.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

he’s not going to meet any of his incentives, at least….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

[cue National Geographic Channel]

it’s interesting no one’s mentioned Jo-El yet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hazel or painguy or somebody

why the hell is Penny having such a hard time recovering? A muscle tear seems like something that should take six weeks tops to get over…..

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thinking about Penny

He’s got a lot of small mechanical flaws that add up.

However, I wonder if the bigger problem is that he’s just really lazy and/or is particularly out of shape.1

He’s having as many problems, and the kinds of bizarre-ass problem, as I would if every fifth day I played as much baseball as he does.

1 Many pitchers aren’t particularly athletic or in very good shape.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penny's got two obvious mechanical flaws

1. He takes his hand a bit too far behind his back, which stresses the front of the shoulder.

2. Rather than being smooth, Penny starts out slow and then speeds up his delivery toward the end. That was Matt Clement’s problem.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm

Dan Haren, Javier Vazquez, to a degree Sabathia?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR has to do this, doesn't like it.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

we don't see the piece of paper he's ripping below the frame.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

To Bobby Valentine,

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 25, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

ANY DAY NOW, FELIPE.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

the future called

This morning CEM was found tragically luggaged. VEB is not investigating.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the mound enrages Carp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ball gets away and hits three guys in the booth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

13.7% of the time this year according to Texas Leaguers

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which gets the cutter/slider labels wrong

18% on fangraphs and he’s had the pitch since at least 20fucking04. Presumably they have watched him pitch since then. It’s his effing out pitch.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

can anyone dig out that interview of Carp's about his pitches?

put the fear of luggage into those reporters…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Carp want to flip the bird towards Byrd?

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

DP works too.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Called!

"I got to get Dr. Freeze off my twig right now."-Nyjer Morgan

by flipthebird15 on Jul 25, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

exxxcelllent.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool 99.99

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-3, he-he

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct!

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

then our infield rediscovers the same swing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

7 pitch inning

beautiful, let’s make Pujols lead off another innning…

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankie says:

Red Stripe has jumped the shark.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

the effort it takes to emulate the 80s is frightening.

both execution and motive.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the unassuming ambassador guy.

That was just odd.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I need from a Red Stripe commercial is...

“Red Stripe…. Hooray Beer!”

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

curve

yum.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

LUGGAGE!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring it, Carp.

But don’t get tossed.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to fight Bob Davidson

Lets all fight Bob Davidson

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love Carp

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Good news everyone!!!!!

I made it home in time for the gam thread!!!!

Bad news everyone!!!!!
I’m really really really drunk

please excuse everything i say

by Aranathor on Jul 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yes BBD has not been good tonight

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Claiborne

“Wrigley field really makes you appreciate busch stadium”
awesome

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Colby would've....

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

ok who's gonna say it

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

There was a terrible fucking camera angle

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I disagree with that

Jay was positioned shallow. That’s not his fault. His angle was perfect based on where he was positioned

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see that he came in towards the ball

But I could be wrong. I thought he got a good jump on a ball that would’ve gotten past him no matter what, and he tried to make a great play on it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he could've just conceded it though

That was my point about him playing shallow… it was a very sharp angle for him to get to the ball, there’s no way that he could’ve gotten behind the ball to keep it in front of him

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, maybe. Theriot's quick though

I’m just saying that it wasn’t an awful play by Jay… it was done in by poor position on that particular play.

It’s like how we theorize that other teams should play Miles shallow… Usually, it’ll work out and it’ll be an out. 5% of the time, it’ll bite you and give him extra bases

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

It would’ve gotten past him no matter what

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ess ach eye tee

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

CUBS!!!

shakes fists

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

well....

guess im gonna sit here and finish this bottle of wine. so much for getting to work early tomorrow.

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

reverting?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throwing stuff onto the field?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumpin beer on opposing CF's heads?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALRIGHT.

man carp needed that

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck it Colvin.

And when you’re done. Suck it some more.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOT WOOT WOOT

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not veteran experience Claiborne

It’s a nasty pitch

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Claiborne is SO BAD.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was

on a bender tonight or something

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eff.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

eff you cee kay

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Starlin

fuck fuck fuck you

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

crapola

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

god almighty

what an obnoxious ass series this has been

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 25, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Quit missing location with the curveball Carp

nice play JJ

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

redempjay

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

phew

dodged a bullet.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this game

I’m going to watch the Mad Men premier.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

would it be so difficult to hit that little fucker?

seriously? nobody will intimidate him

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

k/bb/hits/runs

us 3/3/4/2
them 2/1/7/3

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if carp is gonna let the leadoff man reach base every inning

i would prefer it because his helmet was shattered by the first pitch

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Our half of the fifth is long gone.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohh, it's the 6th

poor eyesight/watching the game off/on.

by TheBirds on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRUSHED

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you wind!!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that feels nice.

ELIMINATED.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, Pujols.

Thank you so, so much.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Obliterated

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

PUJJLES

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU

TO THE FGUALAGAS

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

not the fgualagas!

anything but that!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

that’s just hilarious

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back 2 Back

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

just got in

haren gone, too bad, but they seem to have gotten more than we could do

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i dunno about that

package looks like garbage to me, minus Saunders, which makes very little sense for either team. odd trade.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't checked details

but 4 players and i wonder if ptbnl might be last year’s number 1 pick

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

from what we're hearing (correct me if i'm wrong, anyone)

ptbnl is not looking impressive

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've said it's a legit prospect

Just not Mike Trout.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

mmk

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Salmon was pretty damn good

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't knock trout, it can be damn tasty

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's right, bleacher bums

get one of the backup balls out to throw “back” onto the field.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

god

he fucking destroyed that

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's Colby?

BTW, can Jay play the infield?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

hammy is assumed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no...

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony should try

it’d be nice to be the first major league team in like 120 years to play a left handed throwing SS

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they won't shut up.

TV game calling doesn’t have to have every second filled with tripe.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldnt agree more

only thing interesting was hershieser talking about dempsters flick of the glove

by guillermozeliak on Jul 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skipgression

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

skippy!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo Jackson jinx.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember that time Carp had like 8 RBI in a game?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

they know Carp has a slam, right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby Valentine, did you just 'pound' Orel Hershiser?

No Bobby, just no.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

scrappy doo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

and he did

and yet, that happened.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope carp hits a bombs

so they stop doubting the P hitting 8

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

crapola

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

oh jesus.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'LL DO

except for the out at the plate part….

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO SLOW SKIP?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus H. Christ.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

What in the fucking fuck

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip is going to get luggaged so hard

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

How the fuck does he not score there?

seriously… how the fuck doesn’t he score?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue the Benny Hill music

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Has TLR really never batted the pitcher 8th in the playoffs?

Or is Valentine just flat wrong? Which would make sense, since he’s sitting in Joe Morgan’s seat.

by Craig Esherick's Mustache on Jul 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

good throw

playing very shallow for carp
bad oquendo in my mind

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a fuckin' rope by Carp, too.

 Skip’s gonna get more than self-flagellation…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a family blog

we don’t need to hear about that stuff

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

um skip- you were supposed to knock soto on his ass

and the ball out of his hand…. like a real ballplayer…

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that was pretty lame.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Soto weighs more than Skip without the gear

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Jul 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw it, drop kick his ass.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant remember

the last time i actually saw a catcher get trucked. ludwick looked like a girl at home earlier.

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

part of the problem

we have two big dudes — who tend to hit homers — and the pitchers, who don’t get to third usually.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still remember that time albert

injured two guys in a row, including the catcher.

by nycbirdo on Jul 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah wasn't the pitcher young

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

now they're insulting Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nfw

if it is true that apu gets 20 more at bats a year hitting 3rd not 4th
its dumb because he bats so many times with 2 out no one on
which is a waste

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff man out!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Upon further review:

Byrd was actually not playing that shallow, bu that was a damn good throw.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was a freaking laser and a strike.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do like orel....

but im getting close to wishing joe was in bobby’s seat. and yes, i know TTWS

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Costas

Scully

I still like Joe Buck, even if I wish I could duct tape McCarver’s mouth shut

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i enjoy the mets radio announcers

don’t know their names offhand though

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Royals' radio guys are good

Denny Matthews and I forget the other guy’s name. It’s weird listening to these genial announcers describing such awful baseball….

Also, Mike Shannon.

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone please wake me up

when the technology to punch someone (cough…Valentine…cough) through television becomes available

by mattyp on Jul 25, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

see a doctor and get rid of it

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

All the Cubs runs today have been because of Carps curveball....

THAT PITCH IS NOT WORKING

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but it probably should have been onto Waveland

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it sheffield for left handed hitters?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I was going with the Oppo approach to hitting hanging breaking balls

but to each his own…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

he had it working there for a little bit, but he seems to be hanging them now….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Savin' their bacon tonight.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too, for the first time in months.

I can still feel the salt burn on the roof of my mouth.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, good DP, very good timing

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

99.99

Whew…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

gracias soto

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

from his knees.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked Carp when he was blowing bubbles before his pitches.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

we need runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

one of the tweets suggested Albert delivers when the tv is national

sounds Edmondsian.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Go, Boog, go.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Greetings from romote northern Thailand. Finally found a computer that sort of works.

WTF losing to Cubs? News on the trade front? Where’s Shannon? Help an exile in head hunter country

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

tied

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

tie game right now

Haren to the Angels, no Oswalt news yet

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon on an epic bender somewhere in Skokie.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap on Haren . . . over/under on Oswalt without losing Miller?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN GFI)OUIFOUIEHJF

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

out, really?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

W. T. F.

Back to the doghouse boog.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

phantom tag

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

close, but safe

so lost 2 runners in last 2 outs on the bases

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan wanted to get in on the baserunning failparty

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

and/or jobbed by the umps

in which case:
AVENGE.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad call.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

GRR

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He was safe-ish

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

safe

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

closer to safe than out?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

not safe enough

for someone with the birds on the bats

by dugmartsch on Jul 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

weak floppy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Orel demonstration.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

RFL has scheduled a flight

and it is on time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Dempster do every single sunday night baseball game we play against the cubs?

I hear about his dumb glove flip every single time it seems.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

no steal, 1st and 3rd , one out or

4-3 with the right call art second

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy days on Game day. . .. Would be nice to see Albert take Dempster deep agian. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

GOB WHY

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

crapola

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Close

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

aw damn

that was close

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

close but no Soriano flub. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

If Wrigley was a normal shaped stadium

is that a homer? or am I just wishing it were so?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

blame the wind

everyone does.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is blowing in from left

and he definitely got under that one. Even the homer was kind of a McGwire type moon shot instead of one of Pujols’ more characteristic blazing liners….

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

bert needs to stop fucking with his stance

and trust his skill. it’ll be interesting to see how he continues to handle his ‘failure’ for the rest of the year. i hope he gets dialed all the way back in soon and stops tinkering

by zeruko on Jul 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Carp have much left? High pitch count. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

probably not

but with the way Supp and Hawk are pitching, you pretty much have to get everything you can out of him

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

get out the eraser

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

...we're tied in the 7th inning

This could literally go either way

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, fuck that vibe.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow! A routine ground ball.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

...
The Set Position. Set Position shall be indicated by the pitcher when he stands facing the batter with his pivot foot in contact with, and his other foot in front of, the pitcher’s plate, holding the ball in both hands in front of his body and coming to a complete stop. From such Set Position he may deliver the ball to the batter, throw to a base or step backward off the pitcher’s plate with his pivot foot. Before assuming Set Position, the pitcher may elect to make any natural preliminary motion such as that known as "the stretch." But if he so elects, he shall come to Set Position before delivering the ball to the batter. After assuming Set Position, any natural motion associated with his delivery of the ball to the batter commits him to the pitch without alteration or interruption.

How is this glove wiggle “natural motion”?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He does it every time

So, while weird, it’s legal.

It’s also not designed to deceive a baserunner.

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw Dempster's glove wiggle.

For punishment, he should be forced to watch all of Pia Zadora’s films. Straight through, no breaks. Tough, but fair.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

she is a child actor in a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movie that i have

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIT DOWN SMALL BEARS.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like a rookie there.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Colvin wants his sombrero

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

a zero, yahoo

lets get up this time

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Carp come out for the 8th? Motte? The Floogies?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

you mean lohgies?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he closing now?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

i just meant i don’t wanna see him tonight

by CentralILcardsfan on Jul 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

I was really really hoping for the CG from Carp

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That was some filthy stuff right there

Carp must have heard someone saying he was getting up there in pitches

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

philosophical question

is Yadier Molina paid enough to gauge and regulate the rage of Chris Carpenter?

…let’s leave Motte and his glove out of it, because no one is paid enough to manage that crazy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

In a mad world the same man is adjudged "crazy".

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Yadi's value is poorly understood by sabermetrics

as it is for many catchers.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got to hold Carp back so often...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

fire up the van

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

never quite understood why they put him in the bullpen. nothing about him says bullpen. hes super tall, left handed without much velocity, can face lefties and righties well, and has that curve

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday: Master of the Weak nubber

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a family blog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to jump on it hahalo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Quit hitting it to right center Jay

Byrd has you figured out.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

crapola

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe for Marshall Dillon

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay overturned by a Byrd. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

sad but true

and, good one

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

nice to see Skipper with a game like this

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

it s the night of the Skip

except that whole BASERUNNING THING.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay does have a nice swing

I have some great video of him.

I think he may be leaving some power on the table (and that may explain his WTP).

by thepainguy on Jul 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

seems too choppy to me

to make for high average
seems to have worked in the past though

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte warming.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

that was an odd warmup motion

but i am just a simple basement dwelling creature

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

why uh-oh?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about Motte don't you like?

His 167 ERA+? His 9.1 K/9? His 2.93 K/BB?

by nota bene on Jul 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of those things!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

McKay has his quality time with Skip...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi doesn't hit into a double play!

Celebrate!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

(there were two outs, dummy)

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still, not a ground out.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same, same - result Carp out and Miles in. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, the booth is flummoxed that they pull the best hitter out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

good news, everyone! /farnsworth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm holding my tongue.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

BRING CARP BACK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

really Tony? Aaron Miles?

Should have let Carp bat.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

Miles in the highest leverage situation of the game?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

FFS

we have some good hitters on the bench, Tony

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

carp out

so miles can bat
make me wrong, but crap

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

boos dissolve into... 2nd or 3rd chant of let's go cardinals

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping for Colby

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't we agree that Colby can hit lefties?

And would you really rather have miles up there?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously not

But the way Rasmus is hitting + a lefty + the PH tax=probably not the best option really.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree with that

I just hate to use Miles in such a high leverage situation.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Jul 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hate to use Miles in such a high leverage situation.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think hes just in the doghouse...

Jay continues to hit well, so Colby sits.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby 's line

since June 21 is .247/.277/.404/.681 (111 PAs). Something is not the same with him as earlier in the year.

by ubeddie on Jul 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

personally

i’d prefer an injured colby, facing a lefty, over miles.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp looks like he's thinking "Aaron (bloody) Miles"

then he looks for more gum.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert looks resigned.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that was a take.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Marsahll - first balls after 16 strikes

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

They keep burning their chances.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

at least Yadi tried to make it close.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya, I was surprised it was as close as it was.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

my screenname limps on.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, so i wasn't wrong

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

@#$%

at least he can’t be used in the game again

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't think he's coming onto the field?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless TLR leaves him in

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

would not have mattered with Shumaker on second. . . a position that he clearly does not handle at all well.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i predicted that in my head.

i must be a genius..

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

I am so fucking glad Miles is on our team and TLR uses him

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and Gentleman

The offensive prowess of Aaron Miles….

Good call Tony! You should be fired for that one.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

le sigh, you are correct

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No good alternatives, to be fair.

an injured, slumping colby or randy f. winn against a lefty? Greene maybe…

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene, T please

I’d even take Randy Winn over Aaron Miles.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not hitting righty - he's probably even worse than Miles at that.

But yeah, I didn’t think of Tea until the end of writing my comment… and he should’ve been used.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't we beat up on the Cubs last year when they were halfway decent?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

time for some sause

and if this goes bad I am gonna hit the sause

by shadetree on Jul 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

our problem remains depth of hitters in the line up

no dinger means we gotta get 3 singles to score, and we just don’t have enough consistent hitters
skip has a good night and holliday ofers

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

1. our bench better be effin' injured for that to happen

2. and if it is, effffffffff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember that Allen Craig guy?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

when pj came up

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Essentially for Ludwick

sent down a day early for PJ to back up Suppan, PJ went back to Memphis for Ludwick

by ubeddie on Jul 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. He shouldn't be.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

in which case

no, I don’t remember this person

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply