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Roy Oswalt and Jaime Garcia

First order of business: Roy Oswalt? Really? 

The Cardinals are in on him, according to NBC Sports's Craig Calcaterra. From a preliminary tweet, this piece:

In fact, the Astros have been talking with Cardinals GM John Mozeliak for several days now, and Oswalt is quite amenable to go to St. Louis if the teams can agree on what players will head back to Houston. For their part, the Cardinals are convinced that matching Roy Oswalt up with Dave Duncan would take a guy who is already an ace and turn him back into the Cy Young candidate he was a few years ago. I'll stop believing stuff like that when Dave Duncan actually fails for once. Which I wouldn't bet on, frankly.

Of course, the big issue everyone has been talking about today has been Oswalt's desire that his 2012 option be picked up. That's $16 million, and that ain't hay. My source tells me, however, that Oswalt would be willing to work with the Cardinals to make the option more palatable, possibly in terms of deferring some money. The sides aren't quite that far yet.

Bernie Miklasz, for his part, says Oswalt and Haren each are "longshots." But his more relevant tweet comes here: "If Ludwick gets a raise, Cards have around $85 million committed to 10 players for 2011. Oswalt is guaranteed $16 mil in '11. Tough $ fit."

If you're looking for a big midseason acquisition Oswalt is That Guy; even in his diminished 2008-2009 capacity he struck out three batters for every walk, and even though short pitchers should never, ever, ever start—did you get that, Jess Todd?—he's as durable as any starter you'll find, having made 30 starts in seven consecutive seasons. His velocity is basically the same as it's ever been, too—he's been between 92.6 and 94 since 2002, although he throws it less now than ever. He's having a fine season now, despite leading the league in losses, and has the misfortune of playing in Houston. 

But let me show you these contracts, and you can tell me if you think they fit together:

Year Oswalt Holliday Pujols Carpenter Wainwright Lohse
2010 $15 M $17 M $16 M $14.5 M $4.7 M $8.8 M
2011 $16 M $17 M $16 M $15 M $6.5 M $11.9 M
2012 $16 M $17 M $50 B $15/1 M $9 M $11.9 M

Star-divide

That's a pretty expensive rotation to field in the first year of Pujols's megabucks contract—either that or the Cardinals basically trade Carpenter, whose 2012 contract has a $1 million buyout, for Oswalt, who supposedly is requiring any team that acquires him to trigger his own club option. In 2012 that's $69 million for the five people on this list whose name isn't Albert Pujols

So either Oswalt defers a lot of money, Kyle Lohse announces he's leaving baseball to join the Peace Corps, Albert Pujols decides $16 million sounds about right after all, or this trade doesn't work financially for the Cardinals. I love Roy Oswalt as a pitcher; he throws hard, he works fast, he's got an array of pitches but always knows when to go back to the fastball. But his contract just doesn't fit.

And that's without bringing the players the Cardinals would trade into the discussion. Shelby Miller's a long way away—he threw five scoreless innings and struck out eight last night—and risky, too, but if you're going to trade Miller you can probably get better players with less-onerous contracts coming back in the deal.

But hey, Jaime Garcia! He's cheap! The Cardinals developed him in-hour, at times with considerable doubt as to how it would work out, and now he's 9-4 with an ERA of 2.21. Looking back on a season I'm loath to remove all of the "luck" factors from a pitcher's line; Chris Carpenter really didn't give up many home runs in 2009, and Jaime Garcia hasn't given up many in 2010. But to judge what we'll get from him the rest of the year I think xFIP is a useful indicator; before last night's game it stood at 3.74.

He's great, and the way he pitches portends greater things; I love all four of his pitches—as Al Hrabosky said repeatedly last night, his fastball moves, because he's a left-hander! but there's more—and at times he seems to demolish a lineup with radar-guided Chris Carpenter accuracy. But he's not all the way there yet; if his walk rate doesn't go down in the future we're probably witnessing the best year of his career. Of course, we might be anyway; he's having an outstanding year.

Last night was Garcia at his most representative—lots of strikeouts, that awkward situation at the end, and finally just one earned run. I like to watch him, and I like to watch him more at $400,000 a year.

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the only possibility is that payroll is going up up up

it makes no sense, otherwise

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 22, 2010 3:08 AM EDT reply actions  

also:

I think Kyle Lohse could do some real good overseas, helping people.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 22, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

Oswalt’s having a good year, but he’s been showing some slightly concerning signs of ageing in the last couple. Whilst I think Duncan can definitely do some good with him and extend his career, I’m not too keen on paying the guy $16m in 2012. I think he could be barely above average at that point.

Oswalt’s just about worth his contract but no more, really. If anything, for a team like Houston, it should be a salary dump with something like PJ Walters going the other way. No way I’d give up a legit prospect and, with some good FA options next year, raises to Pujols and various other players earning megabucks, I don’t really want Oswalt at all.

As YesWeOquendo said, if payroll is going up, we should just’ve dealt our entire farm system for Cliff Lee and given him a lucrative extension. He’s much better, and younger, than Oswalt and gives us the best rotation in baseball for the next 3 years, and a big chance of winning the WS.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or, if payroll is going to go up, we could just buy Cliff Lee this Hot Stove.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

This just in

Cliff Lee is exactly 1 year younger than Roy Oswalt. So we’re not talking about a huge difference in age here.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

That’s a FACT. We can agree on this fourstick.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

But,

Cliff Lee is left-handed, and they typically last longer than flame-throwing righties. Nonetheless, no thank you to paying over $13MM for a pitcher with our salary obligations.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

jamie moyer begs to differ.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel begs to diffe...

Fuck me, this thread isn’t any fun. Just stop. Stop now.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

you killed it man, way to go.

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@CodeeG
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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is it that lefties can be

crafty, but you rarely see that moniker attached to northpaws?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because lefties are oddities.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wear their hats crooked.....

can always tell who’s a lefty by looking at his hat.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not true!

I despise hat non-conformity. I always wore mine like Wainwright.

by paposse on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just thought it looked straight.

Everyone else was snickering.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they have movement on their pitches

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1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
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by albrtfn on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

but Oswalt’s been around a lot longer and has shown some signs of decline in recent years, whereas Lee is yet again having a top-5-pitcher-in-baseball type year. I’m confident Cliff Lee is still an ace in 2012. I’m not so confident in Oswalt.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt has only had one down year

Cliff Lee sucked until three years ago and then seems to have figured things out.

I think Oswalt is more of an injury risk due to his back issues, but in terms of aging I think they’re about equal,

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the ticket

All the discussion is that we can’t afford him. Well, we can’t afford him sticking to historical payrolls, but we can afford him if we want to. Assuming they think they can afford him, I’ll take him in a heartbeat. even if it costs Miller. What’s the likilihood that Miller will give use three years like Oswalt, ever?

I also beleive that if you put Pujols and Holliday in the middle of the lineup with four strong starters and a replacement level 5th starter, you can populate the rest of the lineup with low cost average/above average guys with minimal salaries and still win. It will be like the 80’s with one big bopper in the middle (this time two) and a bunch of punch and judy hitters.

Waino, Carp and Roy and Garcia in the playoffs, thank you very much.

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 22, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats right.

If we can keep serviceable players like freese, ryan, schu, craig, jay, boggs, motte, etc coming through the system that are cheap and at least somewhat effective, we have the room for oswalt or haren. I’m not sure how old haren is but oswalt is still only 32. Haren is not pitching great right now and has not all season. Oswalt will be worth it. If we give up miller oh well.

Also its great to see austin wilson actually giving us a chance and coming to the ballpark yesterday. That’s encouraging. There’s another top prospect that might be soon in our system. Along with Matias who is tearing up the DSL. If we give up miller this year its not like we will never get another good pitching prospect. Next years draft is stacked.

Let’s go Mo!!! Get a deal done! This team is hot right now. And a deal for a haren or oswalt would just push us even higher.

As an after note; when Luddy comes back someone is gonna have to go. Itd be great if we could deal for a SP. Then send Salas down and move hawksworth back to the pen. And get tojay and craig.

by rumors on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Actually I think Dan just proved to you this isn't true:
If we can keep serviceable players like freese, ryan, schu, craig, jay, boggs, motte, etc coming through the system that are cheap and at least somewhat effective, we have the room for oswalt or haren.

With Oswalt, that’s $69M for 5 players, plus Albert Pujols megabucks contract (probably in the neighborhood of $25M+), Assuming $25M, that’s $94M for 6 players. SIX PLAYERS. We are not the Yankees (who’s revenues are 2.5X what ours are), so saying that we can afford this “if we want to” is completely misunderstanding things. With Oswalt, Carp, and Pujols in 2012, our payroll will be $125M+ because you’re going to have to start paying Rasmus in 2011 and he’ll be in arb 2 in 2012 assuming we don’t buy him out. Ryan will be in Arb3 at that point. Ludwick is gone, or re-signed at $8-$10M per season for 2-3 years, and if he’s gone, who replaces him? I like Allen Craig, but I’m not about to anoint him an .840 OPS player at this level just yet.

Look at the Cubs. That’s what we’re looking at in 2012 and 2013 in terms of payroll, which means that if any of these guys get hurt, there won’t be a damn thing the club can do about it — we’ll just have to swallow it and play on. We lost Chris Carpenter for 2 seasons, and didn’t sniff the playoffs after September 1st in either of those years, and that’s with some payroll flexibility. This would give us none of that flexibility.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about with Haren instead?

2011 What are the ramifications?
2012?

I’m assuming Ludwick isn’t going to be brought back at reasonable dollars, and that we will have the kids playing in right. Maybe that is one hell of an assumption.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad someone brought up the Cubs,

because our current path is leading us down that road, especially if we trade for Oswalt.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can buy Carp out of his 2012 deal

And if we trade for Oswalt, I’m almost sure we’d do that.

If we make the trade without giving up Miller, Carp should start packing his bags after next year, as Shelby would be more than likely ready to take his place.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

If LaDunc are still around,

Carp will sign a two-year extension that swallows the option. No way they plug an unproven rookie into his slot and just let him walk away.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

$15M

I’m sure there’s going to be a FA that we could sign for that anually.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

realistically, if you’re reasonably smart you can just continue to add good pitchers like Penny on reasonably risk-free one-year deals for about HALF that money, ad-infinitum. $15m is still a hell of a lot of scratch.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

though in hindsight

the Penny deal wasn’t smart :-(
Imagine if we’d signed Colby Lewis

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Brett Myers

Of course, we could have also signed Ben Sheets or gulp Rich Harden.

You really couldn’t have anticipated Penny’s injury, but that’s entirely the problem with long term contracts for pitchers — you can’t ever predict injuries. At least we’re only out $7.5M with Penny. We’d be out more than double that with Oswalt.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

By WAR, Penny's been more or less worth his contract already

and there seems a chance he’ll pitch again this year. As fourstick says, it could’ve been worse (although most of the alternatives have been better – I’d rather have Sheets right now simply because he’s healthy and pitching a bit better than Soup/Hawk, Pavano, Myers, Contreras, basically anyone but Harden).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 23, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be so sure

He’s still a large injury risk, and he’ll be 37 when his contract ends if his option year is picked up. I could totally see us cut bait on him after next season with Oswalt in the fold and Miller in AA.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

...and Miller in AA.

I hope they continue to move Miller along slowly and don’t aggressive promote him up to AAA like they have done with so many others. Miller not being a college pitcher, I think, allows them to be more patient with him.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he should be in AA by the end of 2011

He’ll start in High A next year most likely, and if he continues to pitch well he should be moved up next July, imo.

That would put him on the spring training non-roster invite list for 2012 and he could make the leap like Porcello did last year.

I’m not saying that’s going to happen, just that it would be the best case scenario. Honestly, I’m perfectly happy not to see him until 2013 or 2014 if he struggles at all. If he keeps throwing darts and striking out 12 per 9, I think he needs to be aggressively promoted though.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

But teh world ends at the end of 2012

so we need to get in as many WS wins as possible.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gettin too old for this shit

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by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember Murtaugh believing in this

which film is relevant here?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 22, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the club won't pick up carp's option

but that doesn’t mean something other can’t be worked out for him in 2012 – first let’s see how his 2011 goes, but i can easily see him wanting to remain in st. louis.

the only way miller goes in an oswalt deal is if houston picks up a huge chunk of that salary, in which case payroll going forward isn’t quite the issue it’s being made out to be.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard

that after Steinbrenner’s death, DeWitt was inspired and vowed to drastically raise payroll.

(by “I heard”, I mean I just said it out loud)

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

I'm no payroll expert

but $125+ is a far cry from the Yankees payroll. I think if DeWitt decides that he is a major mid-market team and wants to win while Albert is here, then it is do-able. If our constraint is a $100-$110 million payroll it is not.

The fact that they are talking Haren/Oswalt at all tells me they plan to increase payroll permanently to make a run while Albert is in his prime.

Looked at another way, why spend the money on Holliday if you aren’t going to increase payroll — you just spend a lot of money and maybe still don’t get there. If you are going to go all-in, go all-in.

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe what Fourstick is referencing

Is more total revenue percentage spent on payroll. Which seems pretty damn accurate.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

The Yankees are using only 44% of their revenues on payroll this season. That number would be 64% of the Cardinals revenues, assuming revenues don’t jump more than 5% from where they are currently (and they probably wouldn’t). You cannot run a ballclub this way, it’s been proven over the last 25 years.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees' budget logic (or anyone else's) is largely irrelevent

DeWitt has his own P & L to manage, his own fixed costs, his own radio/tv contracts, and his own rate of return desires. If he chooses to accept a lower rate of return because he sees a window to win, then good for him. I have no idea whether anyone knows his P & L in that detail but if he thinks he can manage a positive cash flow with 64% of his payroll tied up in the core, then that’s his call. My point is simply that he is not a stupid businessman and I assume won’t bankrupt himself or his partnership.

The assumptions on why we can or can’t afford palyers and contracts is based on this historical view that the payroll always has to be $100-$110.

Let me ask you this — why are the Cards so actively talking up Oswalt and Haren if they don’t think they can afford to bump up payroll — what’s the point? Clearly they think they can do just what you say they can’t or we wouldn’t be hearing all these comments from the team.

As a fan, I hope they do this. I’d rather bet on Haren/Oswalt than a guy in Single A — and it ain’t my money.

As to the point that you can’t run a stars/scrubs operation, I’m all for trying especailly if the focus is on having four CY Young caliber pitchers, Albert and Matt.

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fourstick was pointing out that historically

running your payroll at more than 55% of total revenue is a recipe for disaster.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Because those clubs haven’t done well historically in the win column AND they end up having a long tough slog of it in the year’s after because they sacrificed other aspects of the organization to bump up payroll.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

This makes sense to me.

rI think what we disagree on is opportunity to win, i.e. win now and what it’s WORTH, rather than long term planning. I think you make a very valid point in that we can’t constantly be dumping pay roll into shiny new additions, and eventually we need to put money into the farm system to fill in around those stars.

Cost controlled bullpen/role players are a GREAT way to do that. I think anyone advocating purely absorbing Oswalt is being short sighted, considering how much money he is owed. Especially if the option nonsense is like you stated, gossip.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

not to be "argumentative"

but why would spending more money on payroll be “a recipe for disaster”? A disaster for whom? In what way?

Having a high payroll in and of itself is not a bad thing. Long term contracts paying league average guys like Kyle Lohse are bad things, and long term contracts like the ones we gave H can hurt, but taking on a fairly low risk, high-reward player for 2 years is usually a good thing.

 The problem is that he’s being paid market value, so he should be cheap in terms of prospects.

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by SleepyCA on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to speak for Fourstick

But I believe the point that was being made was if you have a certain amount of money you are allowed to spend, spending more on payroll (rather than in development and scouting) is a bad idea. The 55% was sort of the tipping point, and I believe he was operating under the assumption that our “Total pie” hasn’t been increased by proportionally enough to validate the additional spending without cutting costs elsewhere (i.e. scouting/development) and that this would be a recipe for disaster since we don’t have the amount of revenue of NYY/Boston/NYM with their own stations.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've got most of it here

I’ll just add that Forbes (I think that’s who it was, I’m looking for links) did a study a few years ago that determined that teams who spend more than 55% of their revenue on payroll since the establishment of free agency did not have good track records of success.

FWIW, most GM’s and owners that I’ve read in interviews seem to treat this as the “breaking point” in terms of resources available for players.

Sleepy, I’m not trying to argue with the above poster, I’m just saying the “Open DeWALLET!” is not a good attitude to have if you ignore the evidence the spending more money doesn’t always equal more success and it usually hampers sustained success. People point to the Yankees and Red Sox as big spenders that have been successful doing so, but what they don’t look at is the fact that those two teams are in the top 6 in revenue in the MLB every year and spend a smaller portion of their revenue on payroll than a lot of other teams that spend far less.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Key words:

Sustained success.

Fourstick is a long term thinker, not an immediate gratification. I agree with this thought process. I just think at this EXACT moment, with Holliday/Pujols/Rasmus in the lineup, and rotation of Carp/Waino/Garcia and an addition, it might be a time to up the ante a bit, for a few years. Not for a prolonged period of time.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok -- let's say you're the Atlanta Braves in 2007

You’ve got a shot to win your division but you need another bat. You’ve got a good surplus of minor league talent, so you start looking around and find out that Mark Teixeira is available.

You trade Elvis Andrus, Neftali Feliz, and Jarrod Saltalamacchia for him.

You miss the playoffs, you get banged up as all hell the next season and are out of it by July and you deal him to the Angels and get next to nothing in return.

Now you’re the Braves and you’re leading your division in 2010, but you have a problem at SS because your SS stud from a couple years ago turned out to be kind of an asshole, and you could use one more bullpen arm in front of Billy Wagner. It would be kinda nice to have Neftali Feliz and Elvis Andrus right now, wouldn’t it?

I’m a long term thinker, but I do think we need to upgrade this team. But the thing is that the ability exists to upgrade this team without giving up a ton of our prospective talent and without having long term payroll implications (Kevin Millwood, Jake Westbrook, etc.). That’s why I don’t think that Haren or Oswalt make a lot of sense, because the talent acquired to get them could be helping us at low cost within the next three seasons, and that the cheaper talent really does help this team in a marginally similar manner while leaving us with long term payroll flexibility, which is important when you’re about to offer a motherfucker of an extension to the best player in the game.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

You make a good point.And if Westbrook is available for significantly less, that very well could be the best option. I just haven’t heard his name nearly as much. Some of it because of sex appeal, I’m sure.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you believe

in Dave Duncan’s ability to have success with pitchers who have groundball tendencies by helping them to harness their control and walk fewer people, Westbrook would seem to be the PERFECT player for the Cardinals to pick up.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if Westbrook is available for significantly less, that very well could be the best option. I just haven’t heard his name nearly as much. Some of it because of sex appeal, I’m sure.

I dunno. I would totally do Westbrook.

Right in the ear.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 23, 2010 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, there is zero doubt that was a horrible trade in 2007.

Anyway I’m certainly not arguing that we should trade Green or Motte or Miller or anyone like that for oswalt. The opposite, actually.

Anyway, a better comparison would be: what if Tex was available in 2007 for not much more than agreeing to take his salary off of their hands, and that put ATL over the 55% threshold, for two years? Something more like the Kotchman + Marek for Tex (and, by way of the next year’s #25 draft pick, Mike Trout) trade a year after the lopsided one you threw out? Would that have been a bad deal for ATL, under those circumstances?

With such an incredibly disparate level of MLB revenues and payrolls, the “55%” thing just seems like a bad model. If nothing else, the players on the team affect revenue- it isn’t a constant.

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by SleepyCA on Jul 23, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a question for you then:
Let me ask you this — why are the Cards so actively talking up Oswalt and Haren if they don’t think they can afford to bump up payroll — what’s the point? Clearly they think they can do just what you say they can’t or we wouldn’t be hearing all these comments from the team.

Why do you keep assuming that Albert Pujols will be in a Cardinal uniform in 2012? Don’t you think it’s entirely possible that he’s gone and making this deal is a hedge against him leaving?

If we’re going to debate a bunch of shit we can’t possibly know, which is what you seem to be doing, I’ll just start making random assumptions based on rumor mill gossip too.

We have a very good idea of what our payroll has to be to make money. I’m not stating that it always has to be that, but I AM stating that there must be a reason that it has stayed where it is. That’s essentially using your same logic, right?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your just being argumentative to be argumentative

DeWitt has said with as close to near certainty as any CEO will say that Pujuls will be back. Your saying my whole arguement isn’t worth addressing because “its a bunch of shit” that Albert will be back. I think all these discussions need to assume Albert will be back.

In all three sets of “assumptions”, the Cards front office has recently been on record. That is:

1. We are intererested in Haren
2. We are interested in Oswalt
3. We won’t trade Pujols and we want him back on a long term deal

I am in violent agreement that the team has been tracking to a certain payroll level. What I am saying is that perhaps DeWitt has decided that he will forego profits to juice payroll to try to win while Albert is here. Will he absorb losses, probably not. But it seems reasonable that if he enjoys a 20% rate of return today, that he might decide to accept less for 2-5 years while Albert is in his prime.

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Assuming Albert will be back

Is NOT the way to run a franchise. Winning now is the best way to assure such things. If he can have his cake and eat it too, why would he leave?

Check with Cleveland if you think assuming someone will be back is a good idea.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on

are we really thinking about constructing this team with Albert not being her in 2012? of course they are building the whole roster around that.

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 22, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to be sacriligious or anything

But, if he walks away and we have that 16MM, we can find another 1b. Granted he won’t be historically great like Albert, but they have to know that the best way to keep him is to continue winning, put a good team around him and give him money. If that isn’t enough and he wants NYY 30MM type money, they have to realize that if that’s his top priority, he very well could be gone.

So, I think they are taking him into consideration, but it’s not a lock.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can probably plug in Adrian Gonzalez there for $16m/yr going forward

with a bit of deferred cash and a longer-than-we’d-probably-like contract. That’s obviously a downgrade, but it’s not a horrendous one.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adrian’s my first second choice too

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by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with this, to my chagrin

The Cardinals cannot afford to give him something like 8Y$230M. They simply cannot afford it. The organization would be better off going after someone like Gonzalez, who would probably love to play in St. Louis since he’d probably hit 50 homers every year playing in our ballpark, and then spending another $15M or so among a starter and veteran middle infielders each season.

I think the Holliday contract served two purposes:

  • To Albert: “See Albert, we WILL pay to upgrade this roster and go after WS titles.”
  • Privately Discussed “Ok, if Albert walks, we can still build around Holliday, Rasmus, and Wainwright — and maybe bring in Adrian Gonzalez or Prince Fielder to replace him for less, and spend the rest on upgrading the rest of our roster.”

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

obviously, I love Albert and I want him in the BOB until he retires. But $30m per year is simply too much for us to afford, especially long term. I just don’t see how we can afford him if he wants any more than $25m, and that’s stretching it (and probably not a +EV deal for us in the long run either, without factoring in nebulous marketing revenue).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 23, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

We'll have more money than that for a 1B if Albert walks away.

I’m sure the FO has already decided how much it can spend on Pujols per year and is assuming that money gets spent. If it’s on Pujols, great. If not, they’ll probably have $25 million+ per year to spend on Pujols’s replacement at 1B and on upgrades at other positions. That is how a ballclub would responsibly manage it’s budget and put a winning product on the field come what may. If they’re seriously looking at adding Oswalt and his salary, they obviously think that they can fit an extra $16M/year into that budget. Which mean’s DeWitt is opening the wallet something fierce.

by Jon S. on Jul 22, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be entirely wrong on this

But, from their perspective, isn’t $25MM for Albert different from $25MM for Gonzalez/MIF/bargain bin starter?

I would think so. I can’t imagine they say to Albert “We are willing to go to $28 million, but if you aren’t taking that, we can split that $28 million elsewhere.” I think Albert would be the exception to a certain self imposed cap?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what I said at all actually

I’m saying that making assumptions on things you can’t possibly know is “a bunch of shit”. And I think that most people would agree with me.

The payroll numbers simply don’t work. Forgoing profits? For what? We’re winning our division right now, and we have one of the best records in the National League. We have two starters who might be back and two position players that might be back by the end of the year. True, Garcia could regress a bit and Carp could get injured, Penny and Lohse might not make it back, and Ludwick and Freese might not be the same players when they return, but if we’re assuming the worst, why are we committing to bringing in a Roy Oswalt, who isn’t going to help us anyway if all that other shit happens?

The Cardinals can’t just run a deficit as a team for 3-4 seasons. Our attendance really can’t go up that much, and ticket prices going up is a zero sum game really, as declining attendance due to higher ticket prices would probably offset those gains. The bond payments on the stadium debt are non-negotiable. I could see payroll going to $110M in the short term, but we’re talking $120M+ for at least 1 year and probably 2 or 3. I don’t see how that’s possible given the current revenue.

Baseball is a business, and it’s been a very profitable one for DeWitt and Co. since they took over the team in ‘95. They’ve also won a lot of games and dominated this division with a payroll right around where it is now, adjusting for inflation. I see no reason to deviate from that plan when the current one is working and putting us in a risky situation that could end up being a disaster.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm off to work

I don’t disagree with any of this. I’m just saying that going from very profitable to profitable may be somehting DeWitt is willing to do. DeWitt is also aware that part of the Cardinal mystique is that they win more WS than anyone but the Yankees so taking a run like this will help the brand.

I’ve also read your comments lower that building a farm system and cost-controlled players is the plan. I see no evidence of that. I think Mo is Walt Jocketty II and they are using the farm prospects to buy ML players. What they have done in the minor leagues is turned a bunch of low level prospects into serviceable ML players which is brilliant — I hope they can keep doing it.

Let’s remember the Cards tanked in the playoffs last year. Oswalt/Haren instead of Garcia is a huge upside IMHO. I can see why they would want to buy this insurance to get them into round 2 and possibly into WS.

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by The Duke on Jul 22, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see how adding Oswalt or Haren

makes playoff success more likely. Remember, we lost the games started by Carpenter and Wainwright. Carpenter was lights out all year and had his worst start in LA in October. The playoffs are as much about luck as skill. I would not feel any more confident with Haren or Oswalt starting Game 3 over Jaime with Jaime in the ’pen come the NLDS.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not winning in the playoffs with Oswalt or Haren

If we lose games that were started by Carp and WW and we can’t hit guys like Randy Wolf and Vincente fucking Padilla. We were clearly the better baseball team on paper in that series……and we got swept.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Oswalt or Haren play LF as a defensive replacement?

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by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren could

He can hit anyway.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me ask you this — why are the Cards so actively talking up Oswalt and Haren if they don’t think they can afford to bump up payroll — what’s the point? Clearly they think they can do just what you say they can’t or we wouldn’t be hearing all these comments from the team.

Or maybe it’s to drive up the price for whatever teams are really in the mix? Especially if it’s the Reds?

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by SleepyCA on Jul 22, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would, in his shoes

they’re all set to contend for the next three years. How long is his contract? Oh, three years!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 23, 2010 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

he could change his mind

but apparently he’s already indicated he’s not interested in the reds, which would of course nix any deal – admittedly he could be playing hardball to get with the cards, and if he sees it’s not going to happen perhaps he’d jump at a deal to the reds.

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by cardball on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we keep our core of

Pujols, holliday, rasmus, molina, carpenter, wainwright. Oswalt could be had. Assuming he waives his 2012 option or at least restuctures. Luddy will be gone after 2011. And if we don’t make this move. And we end up keeping the same core of guys in 6 years we will prolly look back and wonder if we coulda had a ring or two if we woulda pulled the trigger now.

Another way to look at it. If it gets us a ring it is worth it. Also maybe the astros are just throwing are name out there to get more from the phillies.

by rumors on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone around here want to run the World Series Probability Added by adding Oswalt to our staff?

I’m guessing he’s not more than a 2-3% increase in us winning the World Series.

You do realize that we have the 3rd best pitching staff in the NL right now, right? And that the 4th and 5th starters won’t pitch more than 3 games in the entire postseason?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

This is why I can’t grasp why we’re thinking about this trade? Go after a stud MIF like Drew!

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by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The whole thing is a non-starter for me

Why not just go get Westbrook, who will be cheap, and then look around and see if a middle infield upgrade is out there? Or just wait and see if Lohse can make a couple of rehab starts before the deadline?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

TLR seems to think the priorities are unchanged

at least he still wants to see a move made

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a reasonable stance

given we haven’t been healthy. I just don’t like the idea of passing on an ace. Again, that’s just me.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oswalt can nix a trade to the phils

and i think he would. he has the upper hand on the stros, imo, and if he wants st. louis then it will be st. louis or nobody.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS is what the key issue is

Oswalt WANTS St. Louis. that’s why this (talking about this, at least) is happening. this is the ONLY reason this happening.

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by tehzachatak on Jul 22, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus won't be in arb2 till...

2013, right? He won’t go to arby this fall, as he will only have exactly two years service time. 2011 should be pre-arby, and 2012 arby-1. Suddenly…“I’m thinking Arby’s”.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 22, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's Super 2

He’ll be arb eligible next season actually.

We should be locking him up for his arb years, imo. It will be cheaper that way.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Jaime is arb eligible after this season IIRC.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Our pitching injuries in 2008 are really coming back to haunt us, as he wouldn’t have been on the roster when he got hurt had we not lost half our pitching staff that season.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should've locked him up last year

that’s what I’d have been trying to do as a GM. He was somewhat disappointing overtly and we could’ve low-balled him with a Longoria-type deal, I think. Now I think he gets a bit more.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

though there’s probably a good chance that Mo tried to do exactly that.

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by SleepyCA on Jul 22, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cot's says...

arb1 in 2012. Super 2 usually applies to players with less than three years, but greater than 2 years and 120+ days (or so). Colby will have exactly two years.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 23, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless we give them miller

and let them pay oswalt. i suspect either that is the discussion, or else we are just playing games to negotiate for haren and/or keep the reds off oswalt.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan you hit the nail right on the head

If we have to give up Miller, the question is not the payroll, the option, or Oswalt’s fastball velocity. If we have to give up Miller the question is are we really getting the most we can for our top prospect?
I think it’s safe to say the answer to that would be no.

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by albrtfn on Jul 22, 2010 3:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve got to imagine Miller lands Haren, who is cheaper and better.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

free haircuts

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

No to Either one!

Keep the Shelbster!
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by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cheaper and younger

By xFIP they’re pretty much the same pitcher.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and half a year is a more representative sample of their skills than the last 3-4 years

Haren has been better than Oswalt in xFIP every year since 2006. He’s amassed 15.2 WAR in since the start of 2008, against Oswalt’s 9.6 WAR.

Haren is 3 years younger, and a much better bet to be better going forward. Seriously, Haren is the much better pitcher.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd rather have haren

but he costs miller – oswalt doesn’t, unless the stros pay his salary.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And let me clarify

I’m not saying we should trade for Haren. But he’s a much better target than Oswalt, IMO. I don’t want either and I agree with you that if we add anything, it should be someone like Westbrook (and even that is kinda “meh” in my mind).

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by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that's what we're doing

scaring the dbacks to think we’re moving in a different direction? dun Dun DUN!

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by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is not safe to say no

Miller may never even put up one year as good as the one Oswalt is having right now.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

He might also put up 6 cost controlled years as good as Roy is putting up right now.

Does everyone forget the fucking Mark Mulder deal? Do we really want to do that again? Why? Why?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

those are the two extremes there

And the Mulder looks worse then it really was because after he pitched a good season for us he got hurt. And then we resigned him.

Really the trade was Haren for Mulders 2005 And 2006 years. Mark was also still young when we traded for him. And Haren was also Major league ready.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....that's some real powers of rationalization there

So if Oswalt gets hurt after 2011, and we’re paying him $16M in 2012 to do nothing, you’re ok with that?

It’s a very similar situation — we’re trading a potential star starter (and our top position player prospect most likely, Descalso) down the line for an overpaid pitcher who might be declining.

We were really looking for a #2 pitcher in 2005. Oswalt would be our #4 starter right now in terms of pitching this season. Why are we even considering this?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

first off

if we get Oswalt I doubt we will be paying $16 Mil for him.

And yes, if we get him and he has helps us this year, and then has a 16 win season in 2011, and follows up with getting hurt in 2012 I’m okay with the deal. That sucks. But miller is just as likely to get hurt next year as Oswalt.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

even though he seems to be requiring teams to pick up his $16M option?

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by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLBTR has it

that he may not require the 2012 option if StL is the destination

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

then we wont get Oswalt

I don’t believe we should, or will get Oswalt if we have to pay the $16 Mil for 2012.

I also think if he wants to go to a contender he will have to rework that some how. But if he is unwilling to do that then the i do not believe the Cardinals will trade for him.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He makes $16M next year for sure

Sounds to me like he’ll take a deferral on his option, but he still wants his option picked up.

If I’m St. Louis, I ask him for an extra year (2013) at $12M ($4M deferred from 2012 and an $8M contract for that year) in return for picking up his 2012 option. This would make far more sense, as we’d get him for an extra year at a reduced rate of $12M per season, and with Lohse and Carp coming off the books after 2012, keeping him around for another year is affordable and probably smart.

That said, it would still be a risk that he’s worth that contract in 2013.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

haren is making 12M for the next four years

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

But we'd have to trade more prospects for Haren right?

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by pattimagee on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one knows.

Some people think that it will take less to get Haren. To me, that reasonable contract would suggest that it would take a better package of prospects to get him. My great hope is that this Oswalt-to-Cardinals explosion was ignited by Mo to create leverage in his discussions with Arizona for Haren.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

This would be amazing.

I don’t understand why it would take less, but it would be great.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arizona asking for...

two MLB ready starters and one MLB ready reliever – so I thought.

by stlfan on Jul 22, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

pass

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could ask you (the pluraly "you" bringing up "ifs") this

If Oswalt ends up getting us two World Series Titles in two years and Shelby Miller quits baseball…which side gets the better end of the deal?

by stlfan on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Bears

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

And, I'll bring up and "if."

What if Oswalt’s back gives out and we pay him $32MM to not pitch while Miller goes on to help the Astros win 4 pennants. It’s one thing to have a young flamethrower putting up great lines in the forgotten media market of Oakland and it’s another to have him rubbing your face in the trade bi-weekly due to the unbalanced schedule.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

but if it works out

in a few year we’ll be talking about trading Chevy Camirillo (our top prospect) for Shelby Miller, and it will all come full circle

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by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

stop NOW

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by tehzachatak on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone does remember Haren pitched in the majors

Whereas Miller is in low class a ball. Big ass difference.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's on a pitch count

That’s why he’s only throwing 3-4 IP per game. And he’s been dominant, by the way!

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a joke, right?

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

errrm

What are you saying here?

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by tgreenfield on Jul 22, 2010 11:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you fucking kidding?

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by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you realize

that Miller is a top 50 prospect after this season, when Haren never cracked the top 100?

And that Barton was the key piece in that trade as he was our top prospect and a catcher with a great LH bat at the time?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

bud smith was in the top 50

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about Adam Wainwright?

We can round and round like this and nobody will win.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

just go to BR and click minors and it will tell you.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

I didn’t know that was there. B-R just keeps adding usefulness…

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by SleepyCA on Jul 22, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the more senarios that we throw out

the more it will be clear that a persons prospect ranking does not mean they will be as good as Roy Oswalt.

Personally I think Miller is 2-3 years away from the majors and 4 years away from being a #2 starter. But he could prove me wrong. He could impress LaDuncan enough in Spring training that they bring him up without pitching in AAA as McClellan did. Or his arm could explode next year like many of young pitchers.

hehe. Remember that one time when we traded JD Drew for Adam Wainwright. Suckers.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

That I do,

and Adam Wainwright was a prospect I had irrational belief in. Really, he is the first one I followed after Ankiel. And I tried to make every Redbirds vs. I-Cubs game in Des Moines to see him pitch.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's no such thing as a pitching prospect

Too much risk they would pan out to close to potential

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Erik

I agree. Hard to argue with the stats.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

RT @Erik_Manning Per Victor Wang’s research on prospects, top 50 pitching prospects have a 33% failure rate. 51% become middle relief material. 14% become regulars (think 3rd/4th starters). 2.5% become stars. The odds of Miller becomes what we all hope he does are pretty low.

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice catch

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Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TINSTAPP

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eggsactly

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, come on

you hearing erik manning say it last night does not make it true

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it's erik manning

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at the stats

I’m a Miller fan but the chances of him living up to the hype aren’t great. Saying that I don’t want to trade Miller for Oswalt.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did

and i still think it’s a dumb statement

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a bit premature. . .

since we don’t even know what the deal would look like, but there are several differences between a proposed Shelby Miller for Roy Oswalt deal and the infamous Haren deal:

- Haren had already put up 118 IP of a sub-4.50 FIP at the major league level. He was a more proven, and therefore less risky commodity than a 19yo who hasn’t even thrown half that many professional innings yet, and none above single-A.

- At the time of the Mulder acquisition, Mulder was coming off the worse season in his career, with peripherals that were cratering; Oswalt OTOH, is having a season with peripherals right in line with the rest of his career:

MULDER

                                                         
Year Age ERA GS IP ERA+ HR/9 BB/9 SO/9 SO/BB
2000 22 5.44 27 154.0 86 1.3 4.0 5.1 1.28
2001 23 3.45 34 229.1 126 0.6 2.0 6.0 3.00
2002 24 3.47 30 207.1 125 0.9 2.4 6.9 2.89
2003 25 3.13 26 186.2 142 0.7 1.9 6.2 3.20
2004 26 4.43 33 225.2 103 1.0 3.3 5.6 1.69
OAK (5 yrs) 3.92 150 1003.0 114 0.9 2.7 6.0 2.24

OSWALT

                                                       
Year Age ERA GS IP ERA+ HR/9 BB/9 SO/9 SO/BB
2001 23 2.73 20 141.2 170 0.8 1.5 9.1 6.00
2002 24 3.01 34 233.0 144 0.7 2.4 8.0 3.35
2003 25 2.97 21 127.1 148 1.1 2.0 7.6 3.72
2004 26 3.49 35 237.0 125 0.6 2.4 7.8 3.32
2005 27 2.94 35 241.2 144 0.7 1.8 6.9 3.83
2006 28 2.98 32 220.2 150 0.7 1.5 6.8 4.37
2007 29 3.18 32 212.0 140 0.6 2.5 6.5 2.57
2008 30 3.54 32 208.2 119 1.0 2.0 7.1 3.51
2009 31 4.12 30 181.1 102 0.9 2.1 6.8 3.29
2010 32 3.12 19 124.0 133 0.8 2.4 8.5 3.55
10 Seasons 3.22 290 1927.1 135 0.8 2.1 7.4 3.57

- The Mulder trade included one other blue-chip prospect, Daric Barton; so far, there is no indication that an Oswalt trade would include anyone but Miller (or even Miller, for that matter).

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 22, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

If we had Shelby on the table with Houston, I think a deal would be quickly reached. I’m assuming that Houston is asking for Shelby and we’re offering other players.

by jjray on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

based on that table

in movies, when they zoom in on the main character and he or she screams “noooooo”, from now on, it should just be “loooooohse”

by bluthbanana on Jul 22, 2010 3:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Excellent point.

This trade deadline is yet another example of how terrible that Lohse deal is. Essentially, Kyle Lohse is preventing us from adding a true impact starter (assuming one is willing to part with top prospects).

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

but with new bionic forearms, Lohse will be a true impact starter?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Didn’t you guys see ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?!?!

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, T.E.S.S. '09, T.E.S.S. '10

by dan on Jul 22, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

And we won't even have to trade anything away for him!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess everyone could just get on my Boat already.

 Oswalt is overpaid and if we’re trading a prospect like miller, trade for some cost controlled player that won’t ruin the whole payroll.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 3:45 AM EDT reply actions  

if we give up that kind of talent, we'd have to get salary relief in return.

The other option is that we ask him to completely waive his no trade clause in exchange for picking up the option, and then trade him again this winter. Or next winter.

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by SleepyCA on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be worried he gets hurt or becomes immoveable

If we’re RELYING on the ability to move him (and his contract) on in a year, I don’t think that’s a good strategy because of the high risk involved.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

why not work around the Oswalt option by deferring Carps 2012 option?

and for 2011, we should try to unload luddy in the offseason for a cheap talent.(hey I have nothing against luddy, I just believe in Craig)

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Players don't defer entire salaries.

Most likely, I think we will see an extension for Carp that incorporates his 2012 option, but lowers his 2012 salary.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stay off of Cody's boat.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

wonder if this could be another ploy like last year

to try to get another team that we are negotiating with to quickly except a trade offer because they think we are gonna move on ala mark derosa deal

by CentralILcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 AM EDT reply actions  

i think the cards preference is haren, for sure

but mo has stated he’d rather part with money than talent, and haren would require talent whereas oswalt would require money. so it’s not a perfect scenario for mo.

what if the cards are stringing oswalt along until the deadline passes, knowing we’re his preference over the reds and so he’d nix any cincy deal in order to hold out for a cards deal?

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Inception is a horrible move (spoilerish)

I went to see it right after Jaime Garcia’s perfect fourth inning and I kept thinking “If I miss a Jaime perfecto for this, I will never forgive myself”. The script was in love with it’s own concept and just explained explained explained. Internal flaws are all over the place and cringe-worthy. All the characters were flat except for Leo, whose character is developed with all the grace of a jackhammer to the head. The dude just reveals his darkest secrets here and there with very little motivation. Oh, you waltzed into my dream to spy on my painful memories? Let me show you around! There’s a secret floor in my dreamworld that I won’t let you see? Hope you aren’t too impatient because you’ll see what’s down there in ten minutes!

In fact, no one seems motivated here and after their introductions, the film never takes a second look into most of the other characters; Ellen Page is some random college student who can draw mazes or something. Ken Watanabe is some kind of wealthy dude or something. Tom Hardy is… I dunno, some vaguely British guy. Leo’s wife never comes off as anything more than creepy and demented, more like a horror movie villain than a love interest.

It’s a shame, really, because the idea had potential. But the movie just feels weighted down the whole time by its premise, never allowing the viewer to suspend disbelief long enough to bite into the plot. The point to the movie, really, is the gorgeous visuals: elaborately constructed cities, ultra-modern buildings, a Bond-like winter fortress, all twisting and turning and destructing. Christopher Nolan has quite a touch for filming urban landscapes as he has already showed in turning downtown Chicago into Gotham. But it’s all there to cover up for a film that would much rather tell than show and seems to create action sequences for no other reason than that it can’t come up with any way to keep things moving (what was the point to the fight scene in Mombasa? Who was chasing them? The point was never revisted).
Heist movies are my favorite film genre and sci-fi movies are close second. Leonardo DiCaprio is one of my favorite actors and The Dark Knight was a knockout. How disappointing, then, that this fails so completely on every level.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 AM EDT reply actions  

isn't there a fanpost on this?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 7:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wan't as Turned Off As You...

..I thoroughly enjoyed myself at this moovie – yes, there are some flaws, but these days Inception passes for an A flick when all you ever get is mindless explosions, re-treads, empty-headed cartoons, and sparkly vampire teenage melodramas. And hay, Ellen Page!!!!!!
:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I Mention....

Ellen Page??!!!!
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd Whip It.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was horrible-ish for that reason

it’s the problem with flawed concepts applied with realism.
leave too much unexplained and it’s insulting to the pensive viewer…explain too much and you’re trying too hard to make the concept work.

I remember hating Contact for similar reasons..

by _pistol_ on Jul 22, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I don't know if this is concerning

but I am falling in love with Jaime Garcia. I mean, I actually love him. I think we’re made for each other.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 AM EDT reply actions  

*gasp*

are you saying he’s a bacon-hater!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

dogfight!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who's VEB sponsoring on this?

Or should we all pick one and do a pool?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 7:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I say we protest!

For the sole reason that Arquimedes Nieto isn’t an option.

Really? With a name like that? Come on….

by A1R3Z on Jul 22, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT

boooooooo MiLB!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's pretty egregious

The original Archimedes was the coolest, and a baseball player named after him inspires visions of ingeniously simple death rays using only large mirrors and the light from the sun… in pitching form of course.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Seth Schwindenhammer.

I also like Gookie Dawkins a lot.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Didi Gregorious.

In any case, the winner will be coming out of the Razor Shines bracket. Book it.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dale Cornstubble

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Beamer Weems

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

50B?

for Albert in 2012?

by J.Wu on Jul 22, 2010 8:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I enjoyed that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seems reasonable.

Beer and bacon-wrapped hot dogs will be going for $80,000 per, but hey, no prob.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The plus side is

they don’t have to sell very many of them.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

This trade makes sense if some of the players involved from the Cards side

are current roster players who would free up payroll. The only two guys who I can think of are Ludwick and Schumaker. If Ludwick and Schumaker are involved then the Cards same some 7/8 million while acquiriing 16 million. I don’t think the Stros want to pick up part of Oswalt’s contract and I don’t think the Cards want to give up Miller or other top flight prospects. Therefore, if the right players are involved this might work for both teams.

I really don’t want to see Ludwick go but I think Jay is really good and they might just be a better team with Jay in the line-up even though Ludwick might be the better player. Jay fits perfectly in the #2 spot and has very good baseball smarts. Ludwick is only here at best for the remainder of the year so I would gladly sub Jay for Ludwick and pick up Oswalt.

Just and Idea – it will be real interesting to see who is being discussed as the players involved.

by Warcard on Jul 22, 2010 8:12 AM EDT reply actions  

If the goal is to win the 2010 World Series,

then Ludwick stays. He is a very good defensive right fielder and a very good offensive player. Plus, for his production, he is cheap. I don’t see him being involved in a trade.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

mark my words...!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've noticed your boat is getting smaller every day.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're staring at RiverRat's boat?

you’re taking notes about it?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO, it's pretty much just been Yadi andI

beating this drum for a year now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

in olde english, too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh hum !

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry matty...

you as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha...suck it Cody....

IHB’s on our boat.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

read the sig(we also have bacon)

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

IHB has the key to the

mini bar.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also have some pie stashed away

and i understand that shit is hard to get in STL

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick is not FA eligible until after 2011

So it is not a certainty that he “is only here at best for the remainder of the year…” He will cost more next year, this is true, but it is certainly possible that the team will keep him.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The simple truth of the matter is

We can afford one of these two, if not both. It befuddles and vexes me when people say we simply CAN NOT afford a player. It annoys me to no end. I don’t mean to sound dickish, but that’s not the case at all.

I, like many others in this community, think the most prudent way of remaining competitive for years is to develop our own young cheap talent, I also enjoy seeing a homegrown player attain a level of success. But, baseball is a sport without a salary cap, and spending money is part of being successful.

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but in the last decade we’ve had a fair amount of success, right? A decent amount of playoff game revenue? A lightly soiled and devirginized World Series trophy??

I understand that this isn’t the most scientific or all encompassing way of quantifying these such things, but I think this warrants mentioning…

Our attendance ranking, since 2005 has been no lower than 4th. I understand a lot more goes into these things, but at 6:30 a.m. when I wrote this, it was the best way I could think of to package the information.

Below is our attendance rankings juxtaposed with our payroll ranking since 2004.

2010 – 4th in attendance, 12th highest payroll.
2009 – 4th in attendance, 13th highest payroll.
2008 – 4th in attendance, 11th highest payroll.
2007 – 4th in attendance, 11th highest payroll.
2006 – 3rd in attendance, 11th highest payroll.
2005 – 3rd in attendance, 6th highest payroll.
2004 – 8th in attendance, 9th highest payroll.

2010 is obviously based off average attendance thus far. Again, I’m not wanting to piss anyone off, or have anyone say that this isn’t all encompassing, but I think it’s patently ridiculous for people to say we can’t afford top flight players.

We are entering the last 15-20 years of Albert’s peak, let’s make the fucking most of it.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 8:16 AM EDT reply actions  

maths. they work.

The Cardinals have debts and expenses. And though their attendance is high, the pool of ticket buyers are not generally making the same range of coin as those in big markets — and this is reflected in average ticket prices. In addition, so-called big market teams are also milking it via their own media outlets, which adds to their financial flexibility.

People are not just “saying” these things. They are bringing evidence with them. Disagreeing with this evidence is one thing, but implying people are pulling it out of their asses is another thing.

We only do that with gifs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again

I’m not advocating spending like the Yanks/Sawx/Mets, I’m merely stating we could afford to spend more. Again, I’m not advocating spending like the Yanks, I’m merely saying we can afford more, we have just been sticking to a budget. Maybe you know how much they make through endorsements, ads, memorabilia, brats, and beers much better than I do, but I really don’t think we are to the brim of our payroll.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to See Ossie in a Cards Uni...

…but I just don;t see it happening. Or Haren for that matter. If the FO make a moove I see moore along the lines of a Westbrook/Guthrie type, or if we’re lucky a Ricky Nolasco. No empiricals to back any of this up, just good ol’ Holstein foresight and divination based on the arrangement of my Coco Puffs in my cereal bowl this moorning…

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Coco Puffs

are more reliable than my Special K, that is to be sure. Haha

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm CooCoo for Coco Puffs!

Well, and in general too…

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

then I put forth that the budget is in place for a very good reason:

Albert Pujols.

Besides, define spending more? There are only 6 teams spending over $120 million. The teams below them, including the Cardinals, are spending just under $106 million. And the thing is, unless my math is wrong, jumping that gap is not going make more than a difference of one or two players — while in the very near future we have to pay Albert Pujols, Adam Wainwright, and Yadier Molina.

And unless I’m mistaken, they’re still paying for that stadium. Not to mention — the payroll budget does not include the budget for signings and player development, and if you expect this team to compete in the Latin American market and keep their scouts going while we continue to have low picks in the draft, you have to earmark money for that too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Y2S

You make a very good point.

I think one player, possibly two, can make a huge difference. Maybe our disagreement is philosophical. I think spending a little more now is going to pay off long term, I think one pitcher could be a HUGE difference come post season play, GOBs allowing us to make it and all that jazz.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

scroll up and read fourstick's comment, too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you are failing to factor in the $16MM in stadium debt payments the organization makes,

as well as the raises due other players (i.e., Pujols, Wainwright, Lohse, and Yadi).

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

You realize that the Yankees and Sawx are sticking to their budgets too, right?

If the Yankees were spending the same percentage of revenue that the Cardinals do on payroll, they would be spending $220M per season + the $60M lux tax. $280M per season on players. That’s about 55% of their revenue.

It’s been proven time and again that teams that spend more than 55% of their revenues on payroll are generally not successful in the long term — even the Yankees.

You also have to understand that if we make this deal that in 2012 our payroll will be north of $125M (assuming we pick up Carp’s option, of which I’m dubious). Revenues have been right around $195M since Busch III opened. That’s 64% of operating revenue tied up just in payroll, and with below average players at SS, 2B, and possible even RF. If we’re spending that kind of coin on the major league roster, we’re certainly not dropping multi-million signing bonuses on 1st round picks or Latin American players, and we’re definitely not drafting over slot since the money will not be there to do so. So, no new Shelby Miller’s, Brett Wallace’s, or Zach Cox’s in our minor league system — we’ll end up taking the kid we can sign for peanuts and who has moderate upside.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

So what is the figure if Skip/Lud

are gone, and we bring in Haren? If there is a handy spread sheet I could look at, then maybe that changes my opinion. Also, is that $195 accounting for the uptick in attendance this year? Someone posted earlier that Dewitt is saying we have more financial flexibility due to that.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Handy spreadsheets?

They specialize in that stuff here

Click on the link for 2010-2014 payroll obligations to get the spreadsheet.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

No problem

Cots is awesome for salary projections and stuff. I love that site.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

That spreadsheet is so nice...

I got a little too excited…

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Jul 22, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

the towels are available for everyone...

to the left and right of the blog and under your seat cushions

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

all of this seems to beg for a salary dump of Lohse's albatross

…now finding someone willing to take him for us is the trick… is there anyway that we can convince Hendry that, Lohse is indeed Carlos Silva?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

He has a NTC!!!!

Every year this time people keep saying we need to trade him off. It’s not going to happen.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Selective memory?

Blocking out a terrible things in one’s past?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

no option! haircut! Washington won't trade him!

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

DeWitt has stated

That there is room for more salary because we will exceed attendance predictions.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't we always extend attendance projections?

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

*exceed not extend

/jeez cody

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, it's extend

didn’t you hear. They’re playing one hundred and sixty FIVE reg season games this year

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant, now I know why we're making the NL central race so close.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

here we go

Linky from the PD

Q: So how would you describe your financial flexibility to make a deal relative to the personnel you have to deal?

DeWitt: We have financial flexibility. We’re positioned to take on payroll if it was something that would improve the club. In terms of creating a deal, we do have some prospects we would make available. My sense is that we would tend to shy from a “rental” deal that requires us to give up a ton of talent. Dollars is one thing; talent is another. Talent is harder to get. Everybody wants young talent that is either close or is already big-league ready. Those kind of players are hard to get and hard to give up.

Q: I assume you owe much of that flexibility to attendance?

DeWitt: Our advance sale was not quite what it was the year before. But we’re seeing fans coming out buying tickets the week of the game, the day of the game. Attendance has been terrific for us. We raised our projection this year (from 3 million to 3.2 million) so there will be less of a margin. But our support remains tremendous. It’s a big factor.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

they make their projections based on advance sales, yeah?

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

so it would seem

it’s reasonable enough

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

so basically

The team was scuffling while everyone was buying season tickets
and now the team’s winning so all these tickets are free.

we’re effed!

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

Is that financial flexibility enough to add one of the two most bandied about pitchers? I hope so.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

We keep hearing how cheap DeWitt is, not to much on this site, but he keeps showing that he is willing to spend the money and throws out a quality product every year. I don’t see them getting Oswalt while having to pay him $16 mil in 2012 though.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

And they probably shouldn't get Oswalt if they have to pay $16MM in 2012,

even if he defers some of it.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would go ahead and say

They should not get Oswalt if they have to pay $18MM in 2012. Just throw that probably out the water there.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong as well

but I recall seeing an official MLB graphic that basically showed the Cards payroll as in line with revenue.

In other words, I’m not sure if attendance tells enough of the cash flow story. Maybe it does, but I’m just saying… like you said.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

we need to buy more merchandise stat!!!

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did!

Bought a Holliday jersey today!

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 10:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you hear that mo, we're getting your money

now sign Cliff Lee,Zach Cox, and Austin Wilson.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

You may be 100% correct.

I haven’t seen that graphic, and I certainly don’t believe our front office is being cheap, I lean more towards responsible/frugal. The one thing I argue would be that we are entering into a time frame where we (with postseason success/Albert career milestones) don’t want to be a nickle smart and a dollar stupid. I think SMART spending such as Haren would be a great idea.

In case, GOBs forbid Carp would leave, we have someone to pair with Waino going forward. I don’t know, I just think spending a little more would really go a long way. I am not particularly enamored with the idea of Oswalt.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm curious now, who do you want?

I don’t think anyone’s available.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh, n/m

my reading is broke.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay

It’s still early.

The whole Haren situation isn’t only a short term fix, or a “one that got away” situation. It’s more of a relatively young pitcher who has been dominant at times being potentially available at a time where it seems we can buy low.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Try this:

Raise our average ticket price to that of the Yankees, Mets, Red Sox, or Cubs and see what happens to our attendance. Can you say “PLUMMET!”.

Our payroll has been pretty even around the same number the last few seasons. In terms of having a high payroll, there are a number of teams I can think of that would rather be in our situation than the payroll situation that they’re in right now. The Cubs would be one of those teams. The Mets would be another. I’m not willing to blow out our payroll and trade away our top prospect for a 33 year old pitcher who’s making $16M at the age of 36 in 2012.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t we win a World Series with the 11th highest payroll in baseball? With a rotation full of crappy pitchers thrown away by other clubs (which would include Chris Carpenter, who came to St. Louis in the Rule V draft)? Look, the playoffs are a total crapshoot. With our rotation, we’re set up to be a very good playoff team right now, as our top 3 starters are pitching like aces.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two things

I don’t think anyone is advocating jacking up ticket prices.

And, I didn’t say jack up our payroll. The extremist example works both ways. Would you rather have what the Yankees did in the mid 90’s? With multiple trophies? SPEND MORE

That’s not what I was saying, I am advocating getting an elite pitcher and spending slightly more for a few years, rather than an outlandish spending splurge.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

an elite pitcher *is* an outlandish spending splurge.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just cut/pasting this, so I can't really comment further.

4 years/$44.75M (2009-12), plus 2013 club option

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's outlandish

I think Oswalt would be if we give Miller in that deal and have to pick up his options.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

paying for 12 sided dice in ONE playoffs crapshoot is worth throwing out TEN years of future success?

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not ONE playoff.

All of our players aren’t under contract for a single season, and it’s not merely a crap shoot and just pull a straw type luck.

Yes, there is luck. But, doesn’t pitching typically carry the day in the postseason? I know we can go back and forth about this with counter examples, but didn’t CC and Carmona destroy the Yankees? If we could potentially trot out Waino/Carp/Haren, wouldn’t you like those odds?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

and what exactly is your problem with Waino/Carp/Garcia???

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good question.

I think Garcia is due for regression towards the mean.

I think he will be a very good pitcher for years to come, but I would just trust Haren more in a big spot. THAT has entirely to do with opinion, but again, it’s mine.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia is due for it

But you’re expecting Oswalt to completely ignore the aging regression for pitchers, especially pitchers of his size (go look at Pedro Martinez — he went from a 5 WAR pitcher to a 2 WAR pitcher to a 1 WAR pitcher to the MLB version of Brett Favre). That’s some rose colored thinking right there sir. Considering that Garcia could regress to a league average pitcher and we’d STILL be money ahead on him for the next 2 seasons, this isn’t even a fair comparison.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im going to have to agree with y2s here

If we are making a move to win in the playoffs we need to get a position player. Any kind of move that we make for a pitcher would be made to help us get to the play offs. As far as pitchers go we really only need 1 guy who could counted on for 6.1 innings or so of 3-4 run ball.

We can’t keep running out Suppan and have him give us less than 5 innings.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

S Drew and Lohse

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's plenty of room

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I asked over at the AZ Snakepit

Someone said they need a SS and a LF. I suggested Jay, KMac and a spect orginially. Then suggested a pick 2 combo of Greene/Jay/Craig and a minor league arm. You think that’s enough and/or a fair offer?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Evilfrog's in a boat, motherfucker, look at him!

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by rocKStark5 on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

now this is interesting... do we need an SP to back up the DL Brigade, or do we need a position player?

I’m not entirely clear.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd feel much more comfortable with another SP

because we have no depth there.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go back and look at how much the Yankee's teams in the late 90's cost...

They weren’t the evil empire in terms of spending back then. They built around cost-controlled players from their farm system like Pettitte, Jeter, Posada, and Bernie Williams while adding veteran FA around them like Tino Martinez, Scott Brosius, Paul O’Neill, Chuck Knoblauch, Jimmy Key, David Cone, David Wells, Cecil Fielder, Ruben Sierra, Darryl Strawberry.

Actually — how they built those awesome teams in the late 90’s is kinda the path we’re on here in St.Louis right now. Why blow it all up to go get a 33 year old starter who may be on the downswing of his career?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You want Haren

and the situations aren’t all the different. There’s simply no need to trade for a #1 starter when we currently have three #1 starters. That’s what I’m saying.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then that's where we disagree

I don’t think we NEED Haren for the regular season. Where, I believe Y2S, did a great job of pointing out earlier, we don’t know what this team is capable of when completely healthy. That’s a fact.

But, I think there could be a need for him in the postseason. And if it is, it’s too late to do that deal. Haren isn’t a regular season move, he’s a POST season move. I think a rotation of Waino/Carp/Haren/Garcia would be devastating in the post season. And with this team, I think we’re making the playoffs. We’ve seen some pretty god damn good teams unravel in the post season. Rolen/Edmonds/Pujols teams, I would just think another ace might stack things in our favor in the ’offs is all.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

And you don't need a 4th #1 starter for the playoffs either

If we’re worried about the playoffs, we should be looking to upgrade our middle infield or 3B positions by dealing for someone like Dan Uggla.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 #1 starters and a rook...

…who is bound to fall to earth, at least a bit. And he has no ‘play-off experience’. I don;t think we can make the Haren/Oswalt situation work, but I DO think we should bring in one moore starter – one of the usual suspects I’ve been mentioning the last week or so. And even though we only NEED 3 starters in the play-off, its good to have depth in case Carp get hurt/needs rest or if Garcia tires or regresses. Lohse and Hawk are ok, but I’d sooner rely on Lohse and Westbrook or Lohse and Nolasco in that situation. And those guys won’t cost us nearly as mooch as Haren or Oswalt.

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by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not just tickets

Keep in mind that at the ol’ ballpark, the home team sells beer and food and tons of merch. Ticket prices are just the start of the income. There are also corporate signs all over the place, official sponsors, etc… I don’t know the Cardinals ratio, but I do know that, say, Six Flags makes more coin on carnie games that it does in ticket sales. Maybe DeWitt and company should start putting some “win the big stuffed Fredbird” games along the concourses.

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by p_lampe on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball teams make much more money on ticket sales than they do on concessions

Six Flags doesn’t have 35,000 showing up 82 times a year and paying $200 a pop for the best seats on the roller coaster, while collecting $100,000 by selling the ring toss booth to the local plumber’s union.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

They also don't own

YES, or MASN, etc. where most of the Yankees , Sox, and Mets Money is made. Hell IIRC Angelos owns the tv rights (or at least the station) for the Nats and the O’s.

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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup. that's what I said up there.

(personally I’m annoyed whenever someone comes in here and says there’s no Colby jerseys.

we’re trying to help you fill that mason jar! help us help youuuu.)

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are Colby

jersey’s and sherseys….I’ve seen them with my own eyes.

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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anecdotal stuff here

I’m getting a lot more emails with ticketing gimmicks than I remember in a long time. Last ditch 50% off emails, etc. So while people fixate on attendance numbers, I am suspicious that the average revenue per ticket is down, possibly quite a bit so.

I bought some tickets early as usual, but not as many as normal. I mentioned this outside a Cards booth at the MVC tournament, and the ticket rep gave me his card and told me to call him the next AM. He took $100 off the already deep discounted Pujols Pack price for some nosebleeds. I was paying about $13 a seat for seven games on that deal, including 3 Cubs games. I also sell some tickets on Stubhub and am seeing a big difference in what I am getting in return for those. Now some of that is because I am trying to sell some Cubs games, and the Cubs suck….the Chicagoan’s aren’t going to come down in force, or at least pay the same $‘s to do it. It’s not just the Cubs games though. I just gave away tickets to a friend against the Phillies Tues, because they didn’t move online.

The stadium isn’t new anymore. There’s no all-star game. The weather this year sucks. The economy still is rough, and the more casual fan is as convinced as ever that they can play a game of chicken to get their tickets and come out way ahead. And they are right. I’m very skeptical that ticket sales are bringing in the same kind of revenue as years past, and I think they have those ads reminding us how important our support has been as a kind way of nudging us along.

I’ll be very surprised if we make a move for someone like Oswalt, at least while taking on the full contract. I have to say that I’d take something like that as a sign that the Pujols situation is looking iffy.

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 22, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I think revenue per ticket is up, because DeWitt basically said so in his interview a few weeks back.

I think the reason you’re getting those offers is because they’re just trying to get the most people to the ballpark and they realize that if those tickets aren’t sold within 10 days of the actual game, that they aren’t probably getting sold at regular price, as people plan ahead more often these days because of the expense.

They’re basically getting the people who impulsively buy tickets with those prices, and a half price ticket is still more revenue (especially when you factor in concessions) than a non-purchased ticket.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

And, note,

that the promotion prices are virtually always for Monday-Thursday games, games that often don’t sell out since many out-of-town fans can’t get to those games as easily. I agree that their position here is that those tickets not sold within five days of game day are likely to not be sold and a butt in that seat, at a reduced or even free ticket, will still mean income through concessions, etc.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 22, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

$100 million payroll right now for 2011...

That’s now without adding anything…

Obviously the thing to do is:

1) acquire Oswalt and negotiate an extension for a lower annual payout with deferred payments – he has to be amenable to this if he has any soul whatsoever. He gets out of Houston an onto a playoff team;
2) Non-tender Ryan thus saving $3.5 million
3) Make K-Mac a starter. He can be the fifth starter if Lohse doesn’t return or the sixth starter to replace one of our old/fragile starters when they inevitably break down. Otherwise K-Mac has to be traded or non-tendered b/c he’s arb eligible too.
4) Trade Ludwick. Absolutely. Save $8 million and give his job to Jay/Craig. If they fail bring in next year’s version of Randy Winn.

This keeps the lid on the 2011 payroll and helps the 2010 immensely.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2010 8:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm not.

Acquiring Oz is OK if we don’t pay too heavily for him — read, if we don’t trade Miller. The other three, however, don’t work as well. Franklinhausen may be spooky, but there’s not another closer waiting in the wings — sorry, Jason Motte — who’s ready to take over in 2011. K-Mac has been terrific in the setup/fireman role, and getting guys out in the 7th and 8th is essentially as important as in the 9th. Don’t mess with success. I’m not opposed to a tradewick, but the “absolutely” part is wrong. Luddy should be traded if and only if value can be obtained for him. That is not demonstrated yet.

Patience, everyone. This is a good team without making any moves. Moves should only be made if they improve the team in the short run without damaging it in the long one.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

But why hasn’t K-Mac been made into a starter yet then? Also what would be do for a SS? Trade for S Drew? Do it!

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also don't forget Lynn

I think he definitely could be the 5th starter next year if he’s not included in a deal this year. Pitched best game of the season last night 6.2 ip 4 h 2 r 1 bb 11 k.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It does help to face Ankiel however heh

0-4 3 k.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

RYAN FUCKING LUDWICK DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALL THIS TRADE RYAN LUDWICK TALK

did i do that right?

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

When did Ludwick turn into Carp?

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by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he earned it.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpostolic Succession

Carpenter touched Luddy with his luggage, passing on the Cardinal Property of Not Giving A Fuck.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes....welcome aboard.

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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

my 2 cents

i would love to see roy oswalt in a cardinals uni. i really would. i think that DD could help him out and it would turn out just fine. like everybody else, i don’t like the money aspect of the deal, and i’m not sure what would have to be dealt in order to get him.

i’m sure that no matter what pitcher we trade for (other than westbrook), shelby miller will go to the other team. i just see no way for haren or oswalt to become a cardinal without miller going to arizona or houston.

according to a john marecek tweet, a potential ‘stumbling block’ for the oswalt trade is the fact that winn wears #44. for one, i see this being minor, and two, i’m sure winn would change numbers for roy. the only stumbling block i’m honestly seeing is $. well, that and if shelby miller is a part of the trade.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 8:46 AM EDT reply actions  

If a stumbling block is Winn not giving up the uniform number

a solution to that is to DFA Winn. The number becomes vacant, and Allen Craig stays in St. Louis.

That’s a scenario just full of winn.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 22, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

but his home run streak!

/runs into wall

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

/sarcasm

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

and new sig.

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Nolasco now, Nolasco forever!!! GET-R DONE MO!!!

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

But, we don’t even know if Nolasco is available. If we’re giving up Miller, lets get someone as good, cheaper, and younger.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't hurt to try and dangle a good offer in front of the marlins.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shelby Miller and when he signed

I might be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure Shelby Miller can’t be a part of the original trade package for Oswalt or any other player. He signed after the trading deadline last year and a player must be in a teams system for 1 full year after signing to be eligible to be traded. The only way he could be included in a trade this season would be as a PTBNL, but I can’t imagine a team willing to take a package where the center piece of the deal would be a PTBNL and risk him being injured while still pitching for another organization.

by stickman179 on Jul 22, 2010 8:54 AM EDT reply actions  

If that were the case, The Stros could simply ask the Cards to shut him down until the anniversary of his signing date.

That would only be 3 weeks from now. Name him as the “PTBNL” and agree that when he can be traded, the trade will be completed.

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cox and Wilson

Is it possible Mo is feeling good about signing those guys? That might make losing Miller palatable. (although not to us)

by paposse on Jul 22, 2010 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

As good as it would be to have Oswalt...

… there’s just a lot not to like about this.

We’d have to give up somebody, probably more than one, who is young and good. Given the rough salary matrix in the main post above, provided Oswalt isn’t going to agree to defer all the money owed, I’d say we’d need as many young and good players as we can get.

This is easy to get excited about, but my head is having a hard time seeing this happen, unless DeWitt is on the verge of shooting the payroll way above where it is now and has been in recent seasons, which he may have to do anyway to re-sign Albert.

I don’t know, just having a hard time seeing this as something that is actually going to happen.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

get on my boat, it has bacon.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, if it has bacon

then that’s another story all together.

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can only speculate what the economic situation in the front office is.

If Mo is talking to the ‘stros, then he isn’t doing it because he is bored. I know many are having a hard time seeing this happen, but Mo has a history of making sound decisions, see: Matt Holiday. Much balking after the contract. Today? Contract vilified. Personally, I trust Mo’s decision and want to see him do whatever it is he does. But I can be assured of one thing: If Mo is talking about a 16 mm Oswalt, we are going to something big happen in the next week or so. It may not be Oswalt, but he’s going to do something. And the Reds are not going to be happy about it.

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 9:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I just hope he's not making decisions solely to make the Reds unhappy...

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, they are assholes

did you hear what they said about your sister?

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

joke's on them

I don’t have a sister

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

oooooo BURN!

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i do.

but i am a sociopath.

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

mwahaha

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can say the Holliday contract is villified

JUST yet. I mean, it is a long commitment for a big amount of dollars. I don’t have much of a problem with the Lego contract, but it can still sour.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Most everyone thought paying $17MM for Holliday now would work out, it’s the paying $17MM in years 4, 5 and 6 that we are worried about.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another thought - trade for Bud Norris

And only play him at home. He pitches so well at Busch he’d go 30-0 for pennies

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

he effed us up in the Juice Box too.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think that means what you think it means

vilify is to “speak ill of”, malign, or denigrate…

by baked mcbride on Jul 22, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonderful.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it possible that the Cards

Could trade for Oswalt without giving up Miller given his contract? I would think the Cards have some leverage and that the Astros are looking to dump salary.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:21 AM EDT reply actions  

If you get Oz for prospects without trading Miller

I’d say pull the trigger. There’s nothing else in the minors that’s indispensable. But DO NOT trade a future for a past, even if the past still has some present to it.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really wonder what a proposal

Would look like for Oswalt without Miller?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

One that doesn't get accepted, probably.

Which is OK by me. I’d like to have Oz on the team. I’m not so anxious for it as to make a dumb trade. But if HOUSTON is willing to make a dumb trade, well …

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 22, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would it even be possible?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miller is

right now, more valuable to the Cards than Oswalt would be. Trading Miller for Oswalt would be a huge win for the Astros. It wouldn’t be close.

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

So do you think the Cards could trade for Oswalt w/o giving up Miller? How about K-Mac, Craig, and 2 mid-level prospects?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if it were

Oswalt with the Astros eating 1/2 the remaining salary on the length of the current contract for Miller?

by stlfan on Jul 22, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

We don't need to trade Miller

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's no way that will happen.

Miller will have to be the center of any trade involving Haren or Oswalt.

We were all hoping/scheming of ways to get Holliday without Wallace too. Just isn’t possible.

by paposse on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

no oswalt then

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we disagree

With Oswalt’s contract, we definitely have the prospects that could get something done.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about this offer chuckb?

Salas/Sanchez, Craig, and D Jones? Would that be enough?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

give them someone/craig then it's a coupe.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

A little deuce coupe?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 22, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're interested in Brian Wilson now?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suggested yesterday

Jay, Salas, Lynn (or Hawksworth, whichever they want). It gives the Astros three major league ready prospects. Jay and Salas have up gaudy MLB #s in small sample sizes. If the Astros are desperate to dump salary, this helps them. It would be a fleecing but I wonder who else is willing to take on salary and offer better prospects?

by jjray on Jul 22, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

No way we should trade or have to trade Miller

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

no samuel. we trade samuel. sanchez is the crappy one ;)

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

the stros don’t have flashcards, right?

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's possible.

I probably would not give up Miller for Oswalt, though I think some here fail to appreciate that MIller is still a very risky prospect and his value has to be lowered to account for that risk.

I also am not in favor of trading for Oswalt if the option has to be guaranteed.

But I think there is some way to make the dollars work, and the deal work, without giving up Miller.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 22, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fourstick and Y2S

This is my ideal solution, you tell me if it is plausible/reasonable by your calculations.

Ludwick/Schumaker gone after this year.

Haren comes in, team loses whatever we give in that trade. With the savings of cheap cost controlled players at those two positions, how much are we investing in this? And what are your thoughts? I assume Miller would have to be involved.

Fourstick’s above comment about the Mulder trade would make my head explode if it were the same situation only in a trade FOR Haren.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Schumaker doesn't save us a lot of money.

I think he makes like $1.15MM next year, so that’s a savings of $700,000 over a league-minimum replacement (Descalso or Miles, presumably). Dropping Ludwick would save about $7MM net, I suspect (because you’d likely see something like a Jay/Craig platoon so long as neither was given up to get Haren). You need to factor in the raises to Wainwright, Lohse, Yadi, and Pujols. See Dan’s matrix above for those. But, 2011 isn’t the problem. 2012 is the problem. Pujols will get at least a $10MM raise.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. "bumping up payroll now" is like buying a house at a great introductory rate

then selling everything you own when the real rate kicks in. you might have the same job and the same family, but you’d be ten times more fucked.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he made 2MM

And, maybe this is a silly idea as well, but haven’t they been budgeting for a Pujolsian raise for Albert? It’s not like this was completely unknown to the team.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right.

$2MM this year and $2.7MM next year. Here’s the Cot’s spreadsheet on our future payroll obligations. We already have $77MM in obligations at a minimum for 2011 (unlike Cot’s, I am just calculating in Pujols’s option as opposed to his buyout price).

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

As bgh points out, Schumaker doesn't really save us any money.

Ludwick would save about $8-$9M by replacing him with a Craig/Jay platoon, and I think that’s a viable solution…..the problem is that I’m guessing one of them would be included in the Haren deal along with Shelby Miller.

To make this scenario work, you basically have to do one of two things (to avoid a payroll explosion to $115M+):

  1. Find some sucker (Dayton Moore, c’mon down buddy! You like pies? What about toasted ravioli?) to take Kyle Lohse while only picking up 25% or less of his salary.
  2. Continue to find Felipe Lopez type’s that can play multiple positions with a league average bat for $1M-$2M a year.

Neither of those situations are likely.

FWIW, I hate, HATE, spending $60M on a pitching staff. It’s makes little sense considering the injury probabilities of major league pitchers. You can nearly always find a 3 WAR starter every year on the FA market for $7-$8M on short term contracts. Guys like Brett Myers are out there every year for dollars like that with no long term commitment, so it’s stupid to commit so much money just in pitching.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great points

But, the one differing point I have, is I don’t like the odds of the Brett Myers’ of the world in a NLDS/NLCS/WS. I don’t like him against the best lineups in baseball. I like Haren in that spot. The regular season is a great place for the Myers type guys. That’s a great way to fill out a roster and stay afloat in a long season. I just think with Albert/Lego/Waino/Carp/Rasmus we aren’t playing for division titles, we are playing for WS titles. In the plural form.

My thought process has more to do with win now, and after Albert retires, rebuild. I just want to go all in with Albert and his crew. Maybe that is stupid.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

So we should pay a #3 or #4 starter $16M per season

for 2-3 starts if we make the playoffs? Then what happens when that guy doesn’t have his good stuff that night, turns in a Chris Carpenter Game 1 2009 and we lose the series?

Seriously, dude, you CANNOT build a club around winning in the playoffs. You build the best club you can for the regular season and pray that they are all healthy and playing well when the playoffs roll around.

You can go all-in, but what you have to realize is that the Cubs went all-in, didn’t win a fucking thing, and NOW look at them. They’re looking forward to at least 4 years of below average baseball with a payroll above what the Cardinals are paying. I think this team could win the World Series as currently constructed. You know why? We just took 7 of 7 from two teams that made the NL playoffs last year and we have by far the best 1,2,3 punch in our rotation in the National League and perhaps in all of baseball right now.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree we could.

And I like the way our team is constructed, but a top of line pitching addition isn’t what they did. They went and bought a shitty fielding K-machine in left for a dickload of money. NOT the same thing. And thinking Garcia will maintain the same level of excellence is akin to the rose colored glasses of Oswalt staying healthy and justifying that money. I’m not saying make wholesale changes to the way we do everything. One pitcher could make a ton of difference. That is all.

We are a far cry from the situation the Cubs are in. That’s ridiculous to even insinuate that getting Haren is akin to the Soriano/Fukodome spending spree in Chicago.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

The difference between Garcia sucking and Oswalt sucking

is that if Garcia starts sucking we’re out $400,000 and can go get another starter on the trade market at that time. If Oswalt starts sucking we’re out $16M dollars and have no room or prospects available to go get another starter.

It’s two completely different situations.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's true

I was merely stating that both rely on optimism. Not financial ramifications of said sucking.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right

But you HAVE to be optimistic about Oswalt, because the downside is a .500 ballclub most likely.

You can afford to be pessimistic on Garcia because you can make a move to replace him as he’s not a drag on the payroll.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I, for one,

Refuse to be optimistic about Oswalt.

I agree with the idea of it, we just fundamentally disagree on playoffs/adding an ace. I agree we don’t NEED Haren, but it would be amazing to HAVE Haren. Because I believe he can change our “luck” in the postseason a great deal. Just like any ace can.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

And who's gonna sweet talk Lohse

into waiving his NTC to go play for a juggernaut franchise like the Royals.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, Pujols it is.

“Mang, you really want to play for the Royals.”

“I really want to play for the Royals.”

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

I think this is how

it will go down. Maybe he waves his bat in his face instead of the hand…. but more or less accurate.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Colby can't even do mind tricks??

how long has he been in the majors?
that kid will never communicate.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't the Orange Slice fountain you're looking for.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Dayton Moore can talk himself into Kyle Lohse

He can surely talk Kyle Lohse into helping his rebuilding effort, lol.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

And who's gonna sweet talk Lohse

into waiving his NTC to go SIT ON THE DL for a juggernaut franchise like the royals.
\fixed

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who would you (any of you) give up to get Oswalt?

It ain’t my money, so I really don’t care about that. I just assume that they wouldn’t prohibit themselves to re-sign Albert and wouldn’t shoot themselves in the foot financially.

But what about the talent?

Garcia, Jay, somebody else?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

the talent is the thing that really scares me about this

THE HAREN!!!

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia?? shut your dirty mouth if you think we're trading Garcia.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't the Astros ask?

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

if they do, hang up the phone Mo

Oswalt is overrated anyways.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Overrated? Hardly.

But still not worth Garcia (or Miller). Pick any three non-Garcia, non-Miller, and non-outfielder prospects/rookies and I’m happy with the deal.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

he hasn't been worth his contract imo since 2006

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

if we trade garcia, i'm out.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would honestly torch Mo's car.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

miller

and a couple other minor leaguers. robinson, mather, anderson (or 2 of the 3)

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

would seem reasonable. But, again, I don’t like the idea of Oswalt.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would totally do that

but would the Astros?

Maybe they’re anxious to clear his $$$ off the books? I think they would have to be for that package.

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

again, if we're trading Miller

get someone better and cheaper.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

better and cheaper?

that might be tough

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haren

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if he's better this year

next year maybe, and the year after that maybe

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt about that

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ricky effin Nolasco

entice him Mo,.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

who would need to be offered for Nolasco?

have you read anything about that? I haven’t.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miller for sure

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but I would at least think we're getting what we paid for then,

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i honestly don't think much

here’s one of the few deals i could see the cards not having to give miller away.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just not as high on a deal for nolasco

looking at his career numbers, and those over this season, i would see nolasco as another hawksworth (maybe not quite as bad).

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure about that

but I don’t know what he’d do for us this year.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

the guy is in a hitter's park and he's incredibly unlucky.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoa there...

Nolasco has way more trade value then oswalt and haren.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

which brings me back to my earlier question

who’s both “better and cheaper” than Oswalt?

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking in terms of payroll which should be the bigger concern

Oswalt for nothing is still a pretty crappy deal imo because his huge contract.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't deny that

but I read that he would be willing to restructure.

I guess the details of that would really make a difference, but that may make him much more do-able

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

restructure the 2012 year, which still wouldn't make much of a difference unless he wants to be paid

1M for the next 17 years.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice sig heh

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

they could do one of those deals where

he gets paid deferred dollars starting in 2021 or something like that.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

And younger.

Oswalt is in his age 32/33 season and will make $16MM in each of his age 33/34 and 34/35 seasons.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

carp will be 37 and make the same amount.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp's thrown about 3 seasons worth fewer innings than Oswalt

I don’t put a lot of stock in that, but I do put some stock in it.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. . .

because he’s been injury-prone, not because he was off serving his country as a tail-gunner in WWII or anything.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 22, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right

But we’re already paying that contract, might as well be optimistic about it.

Why would we take on another one?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

so let’s double down on that working out for us? No thank you. I don’t want to be paying two mid-30’s pitchers over $15MM. We simply cannot absord one or both getting injured.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

for a pennant contender or for a rebuilder?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know, Loria is pretty much a bafoon

I think it’s high time Mo took advantage of someone.

We haven’t done that for a while it seems.

Lot and pillage baby!

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

loot

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

In which case

don’t make the Miller trade. Q.E.Duh.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 22, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's too much. . .

unless the Birds are getting salary relief back.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Considering that we're taking on his salary and picking up his option year....

I’d rather not give up Miller. The Astros can select 3 other minor leaguers in our farm system and Allen Craig.

I would offer them Craig, Boggs, Salas, and Kozma (who they might think has some value still for reason’s unknown) I don’t think that’s near enough, but then again, I don’t like this deal anyway. Just deal a minor league pitcher for Jake Westbrook and be done with it.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be awesome.

also, we have to save everyone in the Mississippi Valley from having to move away rather than play for their favorite team.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure about the option year

Mike and Mike made it sound like there is wiggle room on the option year this morning. However, they spent most of their time talking about Oswalt’s father working in the logging industry.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Kurkjian!

I wonder if Oswalt’s dad is one of ’em swamp loggers. now I wanna look that up.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm.
Current estimates show this company has an annual revenue of 140,000 and employs a staff of approximately 3.

picture!

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need to Jocketty them.

Get them to trade Oswalt for the equivalent of Bud Smith, Placido Polanco, and Mike Timlin. Remember, Ed Wade was that GM. He is likely still that uninformed and we know his owner is. Perhaps we could trade them Hawksworth, Craig and McClellan.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

/joking

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another reason for my hope

Ed Wade is a moran

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't see us giving up that package for oswalt

unless the stros pick up some salary – not as much as shelby would require picking up, but something.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Oswalt was available as a 2nd half rental only

I’d be tottally down with a trade (obviously NOT one that includes Miller), in this situation it would only take a couple of half-prospects. Unfortuntaley this is not the reality and the idea of having an aged Oswalt and Carpenter as our 2-3 guys in the rotation in 2012 is terrifying, the Cards could become the ’Stros real fast.

Now for a guy like Haren or Nolasco much more worth it, Oswalt can only get worse in the next few seasons these guys could easily improve, especially with the Duncanator.

BUT all this is assuming that the Cards NEED to make a deal in the first place, and i think that maybe we don’t surely there is enough talent on this team especailly with the imminent returns of Senors Ludwick and Lohse and the eventual return of Penny to win the division even if only by a small handful of games?

by Aranathor on Jul 22, 2010 9:32 AM EDT reply actions  

I believe TLR said otherwise recently

something like… even though we’ve won some games and/or Lud is coming back, our priorities haven’t changed.

something like that

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

RT @tmckernan: Lohse: I’m heading out Sunday night to Memphis and pitching there on Monday.

RT @tmckernan: Lohse: The people who thought I was going to be out for the rest of the season never came and talked to me to ask how I was feeling.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Lohse needs to get an starter course on Mulder and Carpenter

no one asked because of the trauma, is my guess.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

One thing for sure:

This should quiet the people who thought that Lohse was dogging it now that he’s got the big contract. Pitchers who are dogging it don’t do what he’s doing. Full credit for his integrity, if not necessarily his skills.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 22, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who said that on this site ever?

I can’t recall anyone questioning his effort. We just questioned his ability to pitch on a level that makes him worth his salary.

Nonetheless, I’m glad that his recovery is going well to date. We could use him in St. Louis.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know about dogging it

but it was suggested he was faking injury as an excuse for his performance.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winning Now

Isn’t there something to be said for winning when you can? Spoiled by this team’s success, I’m ready to roll in some flags while we do have some of these players under contract. I’d rather risk big now and win, then be TOO smart and bounce out after the first round…

by mattysha on Jul 22, 2010 9:50 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This

I think this could be the best way of articulating what I was trying to say earlier.

I think we have a rare window right NOW to do some damage in the postseason. We have 2 legit aces, two great hitters and a stud CF under market value. Adding Haren could put us three deep with stud pitchers, with Garcia/Penny if he is healthy. Maybe this is too much fan thought for others.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

the problem with that is this team has spent half a season under-performing.

notice that half of the run-producing starters are out and we’re bashing everyone’s heads in. notice that the Phillies lost one or two key guys at a time and fell apart. we have not yet seen what this team is actually capable of.

so the risk is very real that we sell off what we need for later (aka Albert and Adam Fund) to get what we didn’t need in the first place.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really great point.

But, to use your analogy from earlier, if we can buy low on Haren and increase our odds on the 12 sider to a 6 sider or 4 sider, is it worth it? To me, it is.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

points for extreme geekery

sure, if we can buy low on Haren.

that is why I am a great advocate of Fredbird’s van.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just want it to be clear

I am in the camp that if we can get Haren, we need to do it. If it doesn’t involve giving up Garcia, I think it’s great.

If we are going to be mortgaging future considerations, such as the Adam/Mang funds, for Oswalt, I’m diametrically opposed to it.

If Haren isn’t an option, then I agree, we should focus on position players and look to upgrade the everyday players.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless i'm mistaken

which is possible
that’s what the roster matrix yonder is suggesting in the first place. future considerations are almost certainly going to be in play.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya, and as earlier stated

I want no part of the Oswalt deal. If it were for second tier prospects and they paid a majority of his salary, definitely. But that isn’t a plausible scenario. Which is why I argue we stay away from Roy, and go more towards Dan. Less likely to fall off a cliff, as well.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is so much luck at play in the playoffs that I reject this premise.

Right now, we probably have the best top 3 starting pitchers of any potential playoff team. Many playoff clubs carry a no. 4 starter but then only use him in long relief. If Lohse comes back and is healthy, he can be that no. 4 starter and I won’t care. So much of the playoffs is luck. Who would have ever thought that we would be down 0-2 in the NLDS after the Carp and Wainwright starts? I don’t think we need Danny Haren or Roy Oswalt to win now. I think a shortstop would help us much more.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

That very well could be.

That a position player is the more pressing need. I just think if a stud pitcher like Haren becomes available, and we have a fair chance at getting him, it’s a great idea. How available are upgrades to the everyday players? That’s not a loaded question, I really don’t know.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Avenge the Boog!?!

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

mostly this

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's all about the trade deadline

actually, I beat it over here when I read the Oswalt thing on the P/D

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

needs moar gif.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have never have enough GIFS

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

violates the midnight directive, but I kind of like it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

good


I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heheheh

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

more awesomeness

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

man, i love the lifeguard dog

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That warms the heart.

And I’m 100% serious.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

this made me teary eyed

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's my all-time favorite now - all-time!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks so photoshopped.

kittens don’t smoke!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not midnight....

and there’s a day game!!!!! Damn you Cody. Think of the GOB!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

...kittens anger the GOB?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a double jinx to reverse what god forsaken lineup tony puts out tonight

we all know he tried his best with a soup+ pujol-less lineup sunday.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on guys... Waino wants his Pappys!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

also...today.

game starts in aboot 4 hours.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

on FESPN

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@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

what I tell you, the double jinx will work.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

THATS RIGHT!

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

True that Yadi-

But, you’re assuming we didn’t need it in the first place.. That’s an assumption. I’d rather have the insurance of deeper talent now and risk future payroll issues. All these guys we are worried about resigning in the future – let’s not forget we have them NOW. Le’ts win some flags.
BTW, Yadi – huge fan of your commentary on this site (did that come across creepy?)

by mattysha on Jul 22, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

the reply button is good.

and that “assumption” has a lot more statistical and anecdotal backup than your assumption that this team is built to choke.

as long as you’re not in the basement, that’s not creepy at all. also, I’m a hack and a terrible role model.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

The flattery is coming from inside the house!

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 22, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Roy Oswalt has been one of my favorite non-Cardinal players for some time,

and he’s an above average starter who could be a big fat nail in the coffin of the Reds playoff hopes.

But $16M for three years is simply more than he is worth.

Oswalt’s remaining contract guarantees him 23.5M along with 16M for his 2012 option. Assuming decline and a small probability of injuries, over the remainder of his contract, optimistically speaking, Oswalt is projectable for 2.0, 4.0, and 3.5 WAR. His WAR total simply doesn’t justify that kind of salary, and it definitely doesn’t justify us giving up one let alone many valuable prospects, and that’s not even broaching the topic of Shelby Miller, who absolutely should not enter the Roy Oswalt conversation.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 22, 2010 10:00 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ironically, it could turn out to be the money that keeps Miller out of this

OTOH, I don’t think the Astros are willing to accept a “salary dump prospect package” for Oswalt.

I said quite a bit higher up… I have a hard time seeing this deal wok for the Cards.

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Mo is a clear-headed as you.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty much saying the same thing, Oswalt is over-paid!!!

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@CodeeG
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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then disregard my comment from above.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian says "three prospects at *least* for Roy Oswalt"

omgwtfbbq

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

They won't want Anderson

They have Jason Castro, who’s one of the top 30 prospects in baseball and probably the 3rd best catching prospect to start the year behind Santana, who’s already up, and the kid from the Yankees.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

posey

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I think Castro was ahead of Posey prior to this season. Scouts were down on Posey for some reason.

I do like Castro though — I think he’s going to be a very good player.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought castro was more of a molina type

all glove, little to no offense.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!!!

What an overpay that would be. Miller’s worth more, by himself, than Oswalt is.

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

which is why at the very top of this thread, I stated someone cheaper+better

Nolasco

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@CodeeG
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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate hate hate that idea

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't say what quality.

PJ Walters, Evan Maclane, and Aaron Miles (who we tell them is Nick Stavinoha).

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 22, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude it's

soup+stav+miles

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@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

you forgot winn

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd say winn, stav and miles

make the perfect trifecta. miles has grit, stav hits homers on one knee, and winn switch-hits.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell...add in Soup.

Make it the best 4 available scrappy white guys (err…wait…Winn)

by stlfan on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't catch that last part, I'll assume you meant this

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I pick up weird phrases.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's what has me worried lately

It’s not Haren or Oswalt, specifically. If you’re going after Haren, you’re gonna go after Oswalt as well at least as a way to bargain around prying Haren loose.

2 thoughts that keep crossing my mind are…

1. The Cards have been keeping pay roll down for several years in anticipation of signing Pujols and perhaps spending more money on payroll.

2. Given Holliday, and maybe Haren/Oswalt, perhaps the Cards are blowing their wad in anticipation of NOT signing Pujols.

by sdrone on Jul 22, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

If Albert isn't staying

you would be saving MORE money, imo, because you’re going to have to sign his replacement (Adrian Gonzalez, welcome to St. Louis!) plus another position player to make up for losing him. You rebuild around Holliday, Gonzalez, Rasmus, and WW.

In all reality, if we’re able to sign Cox AND Wilson and rebuild our farm system, in terms of being competitive, losing Albert wouldn’t be a huge deal, providing he doesn’t sign somewhere else in the National League and beat the fucking snot out of us for the next 8 years.

I can’t believe I just said that. I will now go light myself on fire.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can use these towels.

but it’s true. that’s why it’s not a Lebrontuation.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

stay the fuck away from chicago albert/tlr

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think we can win

with a Core of Wainwright, Holliday, and Rasmus. Throw on Gonzalez and we are good.

I’d much much rather win with Albert in the mix.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

albert will keep fans in the seats

i can’t imagine the PR nightmare that would happen if we let him walk. they have to pay him a lot, but his presence certain brings in the $$$

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll come back to watch the world series though

Winning cures all. If Albert leaves and we start losing though…

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewing theory

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 22, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a trade for Oswalt signals that we are attacking

the 2010-2011 Pujols window with reckless abandon, and I can’t say that I would blame them. To me, it indicates that a Pujols extension is anything but a done deal.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if Oswalt were to accept the 2mil 2012 buyout

would that change people’s opinion?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions  

somewhat

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

But that also means we’d give up more talent.

And if that was the case, he’d be in Philly already.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLBTR has it

that Oswalt MAY not require the 2012 option if StL is the destination

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think this is good either way really

If he’s not taking the option year, we’re going to have to give up more and we get him for far less money.

If only we didn’t have that fucking Lohse contract on our books I would have much fewer problems with this.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooops

Meant to say we get him for far less money, but FEWER YEARS.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

or if only

Loshe wasn’t hurt. If he was healthy we wouldn’t have to worry abut this as all.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's going to make a rehab start tonight according to his twitter feed.

I don’t think the FO has a lot of faith in him at this point. If Mo could get in the DeLorean and go back to the fall of 2008, I think he sneaks into 2008 Mo’s office and burns that contract in the middle of the night.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it's Monday.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought he just threw to hitters yesterday

I would hope they don’t have him throwing back to back

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he threw a bullpen and nearby hitters commented on his stuff.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was the pitching staff....

Carp and Waino for sure, I’d expect the padawan was there as well as Soup and Hawk. They said his stuff looked like it did when he was healthy.

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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never buy that talk

“well, he looked ok, I guess. Frankly, I think he needs to keep at it for another month.”

Athlete-speak… not even a cup of coffee for it.

When’s back and getting out at a normal clip… then ok

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threw to Miles, and....

oh, crap, now I forget. But, he threw about 40 pitches to 3 hitters yesterday. He’s scheduled for a bullpen Saturday, then a re-hab start Monday, that is, according to the article in the P-D this morning.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 22, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skippeh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

Miller’s still more valuable. Not close.

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

RT @tmckernan Skip Schumaker got his name “Skip” b/c there were four other guys named Jared (his real name) on his t-ball team…and he couldn’t skip.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:22 AM EDT reply actions  

and then the self-flagellation begins

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

His name dates back to tee ball? Wow.

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do It!

I love me some Carp, but Oswalt is one of may favorite pitchers mechanically and is much better than Carp mechanically. IMO, Oswalt’s got another 10 years in him but Carp doesn’t.1

I’m not convinced we can depend on Carp. With his history, I’d prefer we just kept signing him to 2 year deals (or even year to year as long as he’s healthy).

With respect to Pujols, I’m really concerned with buying high and paying him $30 million per on the back side of his career.

1 However, of all the pitchers out there Carp may be the most likely to be able to pull a Jamie Moyer and succeed while throwing in the low to mid 80s.

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2010 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I agree

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

He’s got an ego and I think he will want to set a record with his deal as a sign of respect. That may put the first year or two at 30 (some of which may be deferred or something like that), just so that he can say that he is the highest-paid player in MLB. However, I would hope that the numbers would go down from there.

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He does want to win...

…and probably wants to stay in STL (or Deidre does) so he will probably work with the team.

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think if we're speculating on his ego

my guess he’d get more ego-bation from being the best player and still making less than A-Rod so he can have moral high ground.

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by rocKStark5 on Jul 22, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're wrong

If he gets less than $25M I will be surprised. I mean, I’ll throw a fucking party and donate to his charity, but I’ll be surprised.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard

is going to make $25 million per year. Pujols will make more than that and will likely approach, if not surpass, ARod’s $27.5 Million.

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I agree

But just in case he signs for $20M per season, the champagne and strippers are on me….lol

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

no takebacks

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait....

Does this take into account deferred money? Because if it’s 20 per season and a ton deferred, I think we still cash in this check on strippers/champagne.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, Roy Oswalt turns 33 years old in a month.

There is absolutely no way—ahem, naturally—that he has ten years left in him. He would be in his 40s for the last third of that.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize he's that old

But he’s really good and better than Carp mechanically.

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

While I agree on the mechanics,

they can only take you so far. Oswalt has already had oblique problems and by the end of his contract he will be closer to playing age 40 with his body type.

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by hazel on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He very well could

This is only his 10th season, and HOF pitchers tend to pitch 18-20 seasons. It’s possible that he could pitch into his 40’s, the question would be how good he’d be at that point.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is smart enough to make it work

I don’t know about Oswalt, but I’d have to guess he could do it (especially if Dunc stuck around).

Oswalt’s that good.

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: who gets optioned Friday when Luddy returns?

As much as it pains me to type this, I say Craig. I hope Stav get’s banished to the 60 DL.

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm praying for Miles

That won’t happen though

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's hitting .356.

And OPS’ng almost .800. He’s one of the best players on the team. Why would he get DFA’d?

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by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

he slept with Chase Utley's wife.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

or high five him?

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by rocKStark5 on Jul 22, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slumber party

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reports say that it could have been Suppan, Miles or Stavinoha

she cannot identify or distinguish between the 3. All 3 must go.

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by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember it's all Miles' fault

He’s been MILES (ha) better than I thought he would do. Prolly Craig then unless Greene isn’t healthy.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chuck......

that was firmly tongue in cheek. I am not, by any stretch of the imagination, a fan of Aaron F. Miles being on this team.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I love how sometimes on this site there is no need to even drop the sarcasm hint, it’s so obvious.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

jay has earned an extended look.

if anything, the cards are trading him while his value is the highest it will ever be.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

With Razza's nagging injuries,

they have to keep Jay around. But, then again, I don’t believe Randy Winn should allowed into the right-center field gap, let alone center field itself.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

craig

I’m pretty much convinced that the FO know he has to start.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe greene goes on the DL?

is he available to play this afternoon?

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you want Miles as Boog's backup?????????

remember the 3-error inning vs. SFG?

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez would shift to SS.

Miles would start at third. (In your heart, you know this.) Yet, Allen Craig is not an acceptable third baseman defensively.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yet, Allen Craig is not an acceptable third baseman defensively.

/cries into laptop

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It will be Craig...

b/c of the options. Acutally, because he was optioned already (April 2010), it means we can send him back and forth on the shuttle all we want this season, without costing us to use any more of his options. If I understand the option rule correctly.

by A1R3Z on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Didn’t realize that

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

correct.

same with the Chief, Salas, etc.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

LeBron / Albert

I think anyone comparing the two is misguided. I don’t think Albert is anywhere near that senseless.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

what part of

“watch Albert do everything” that you don’t understand?

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, but a beast on the glass

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

he beat shaq, so yes.

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

AJ was coaching Shaq, even.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

The question, I guess

does albert prefer winning, as he’s always said, to getting that big contract?

If he does, then he agrees to this deal, and agrees either to defer money on his FA contract, or he agrees to less. The whole problem, for a while, has been that its prohibitively expensive and scary to build a team around him with his contract situation up in the air.

DeWitt and Mo need to sit down with him and say ‘this is what we’re trying to do, are you going to help us win?’

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 22, 2010 10:34 AM EDT reply actions  

i would imagine they already have.

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by tehzachatak on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

Google has spoken

NEXT TOPIC PLEASE!!!

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually

it’s ‘roy oswalt tigers’ for me. is it a regional thing?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in China. It said

“Roy Oswalt 5 Year Plan Set to Expire”

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That's hilarious.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get Roy Oswalt ejection video

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Google has tweaked their auto-completion to add local flair

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got 'Roy Oswalt Cardinals' as well....hmmm...

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by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

mine's ejection video.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine, too.

And the only club mentioned is the Mets, at no. 9 in the list.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

good news for oswalt?

per mlbtr:

….Meanwhile, MLB.com reports that Oswalt would love to pitch in St. Louis and might not even require that his option be picked up if the Astros work out a deal with the division rival Cards.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

When you are guaranteed $16MM by contract in 2011,

it’s easy to make such assertions.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard he gave Chase Utley's wife a foot massage

Then Marcellus Wallace threw him out a three story window,

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This would explain the haircut.

He’s covering up that giant dent in his skull….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

beat me to it.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 22, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: possibilities of Oswalt and Fielder and Hart and Lilly leaving the NL central.

Does this make andyone else other than me extremely excited for our future as a club?

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Meh...

I think our major rival the next 2-3 seasons is going to be the Reds. I pretty well expected the Brewers, Astros, and Cubs to be rebuilding for at least that long.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

SLOOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWN VEB

jesus, gonna hit 500 comments before 10 AM. I have to do some actual work today too, ya know.

by mattyp on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

interwebs blowing up on silly f'ing Oswald

that’s an obscure one… let’s see if someone gets it (the last three words that is)

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

Oswalt said he would drop his demand that his 2012 option be picked up if it meant he could pitch for St. Louis. So everyone needs to stop saying we’d be paying him 16 million for 3 years. It’d be more like 8 million this year and 16 next year.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

right

and I think getting him to defer that cash for next year would be easy if he wants to come.

I’m not saying it’s necessarily a good deal now, but it does need to be rethought I think.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and Shelby Miller does not equal Danny Haren. Haren had pitched in the majors, Shelby Miller is pitching in low class A and not really pushing for a promotion.

Sure, Miller could turn into Haren but he could also turn into Anthony Reyes/Rick Ankiel.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel before or after the playoffs?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh for Pete's sake

I’m not glorifying this with a debate. Just go look at their minor league profiles and where they ranked on BA’s top prospects and you’ll see that Miller probably has more value right now than Haren ever did in a Cardinal uniform.

Roy Oswalt could turn into Mark Mulder as well.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe he does have "more value"

But what about that automatically translates into him being a good MLB pitcher?

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What guarantees

can you provide that Oswalt will be worth 2 wins the rest of this year and then 8-9 over the next 2 years?

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't guarantee anything...

None of us can. Oswalt would certainly help the big club more this year and next than Shelby miller is, which is when the Cardinals are built to win (before pujols leaves).

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What does that have to do with anything right now?

If we’re guaranteeing things, I’d like you guarantee that Roy Oswalt’s back holds up for three more seasons.

Do we really need to keep playing this game?

It’s a risky move, made riskier by the implications to payroll, while giving up our only minor leaguer that might be able to provide some salary relief while being a 3 WAR pitcher for our club.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

It would be a risky move, but this club is built to win this year and next and oswalt would be able to contribute to that.

To be clear, I’d rather not trade Miller and I in no way want that option picked up (although if carpenter is done at that time they may want oswalt for another year). I think oswalts desire to win and escape from Houston will get him to drop his demand that his option be picked up and I think Houston will be happy to dump his salary and won’t demand a guy like Miller.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Except. . .

Haren was three years farteher along than Miller without getting injured. For young pitching prospects, that is a big farking deal. It’s one of the biggest reasons for the whole TINSTAAP theory.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

No he didn't

Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle said that maybe he’d be willing to do that. More likely is that he will allow some of the $16 million to be deferred. His no trade clause has value and he’d be stupid not to utilize it.

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is utilizing it already

By forcing the Astros to trade him to a team he wants to play for. I’d imagine he would be willing to make less money to play for a team that isn’t horrendous and looking to remain horrendous for at least 5 more years if not more.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 11:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's utilizing it with the Astros *and* with potential suitors.

And that is wise. If you are Roy Oswalt and you can work it so you are traded for a contender and get paid $16MM for 2012 by that contender, why wouldn’t you?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's not going to...

He’s not getting that option picked up, not by the Astros and not by anyone else. He’s gonna be stuck in Houston for another year and a half if he holds onto that demand and i feel like his desire to win will eventually get him to renege on the option demand.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 11:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

beat me to it

he could be stuck in houston without the option picked up, or hand-pick the cards and play in the playoffs without the option being picked up.

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by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fourstick

What moves would you like to see made? I saw you mentioned Uggla earlier, Drew in Arizona? What else do you think is plausible and ideal?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

S Drew!

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

BRENDAN FUCKING RYAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALL THIS TRADE FOR A SHORTSTOP TALK

no…that doesn’t work the same

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan is a long way from that

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would be more like...

BRENDAN FUCKING RYAN DOES NOT APP…hey look, a puppy!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can pry Uggla loose for a couple of minor leaguers like Lynn and Salas

I think that would be a good move — I just think he’s going to cost more than that.

I also think that trading a minor league pitcher(s) for Jake Westbrook is the best pitching upgrade we could make considering the dollars and talent given up.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

What would Drew cost?

And what about Uggla signing long term? Is that an option? I have no idea on these things.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

No idea on Drew

I’m not even sure he’s available. If I was Arizona I wouldn’t be trading him right now, for sure, but I’m not a cheap bastard like their owner is either.

I wouldn’t be dealing for Uggla long term — just for this year and the arb year in 2011. Then offer him arb and let him walk for two draft picks.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems to me

You’re a thrifty shopper. What’s Drew’s glove like? Pretty good, right?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken,

in 2010, it has been on par with Ryan’s, according to metrics (which you should take with an enormous grain of salt). He has a good defensive reputation, as well.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am a thrifty shopper

If you look around, the most important thing you can have as a major league franchise in this day and age is payroll flexibility. Which means as few long term contracts as possible, unless those long term contracts are likely to be far below fair market value (like Molina and Wainwright, or Evan Longoria and Ben Zobrist).

Payroll flexibility allows you pounce on Alexis Rios when the Blue Jays let him go for FREE. It lets you go after salary dump rentals.

This is where Bill DeWitt and I disagree on things. He’d rather trade for a guy that’s going to be here for a long term amount of time to “get his money’s worth”. I’d rather take that guy for 2 months, pay less for him, offer him arbitration and stockpile draft picks when he leaves, then replace him with a prospect from the farm system or sign a similar player on the FA market. I think you’re better off doing this in the long run than having 6 and 7 year contracts at market value. You should only do that for players like Holliday or Pujols, and you should really NEVER do it for a pitcher, as they are rarely ever worth it.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think, long term, that is a GREAT strategy.

The place where I differ from you is, if we have a HISTORICALLY great player, I think we mortgage some of the after years to make the most of these years. I know this may sound stupid or short sighted, but I don’t want to be like the Braves. I don’t want to waste Albert on one ring, I want to get 3 or 4. But I agree with your sentiment a great deal. If we had done this for years and now were in the situation of Pujols being the crown jewel in a stellar line up – great. But that’s not our current situation.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves are a perfect example of the playoffs being a total crapshoot

They won, what, 14 straight division titles? Had the best top four starters in baseball for a decade? Always had above average offensive teams? Won one World Series.

That’s one of the best runs by an organization in the history of the modern era in terms of regular season success. But winning in the playoffs is a total crapshoot — you can dominate the regular season and still not win the World Series.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was before my time, but

What were their bats like? David Justice and Chipper Jones? The Crime Dog for a bit?

I think if we have Waino/Carp/Haren/Garcia with Pujols/Holliday/Rasmus, we could turn that on it’s ear. That’s all I’m saying. I agree your premise grants more sustainable results, but I like the ceiling vs. the crap shoot. Just me.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

also throw in Ryan Klesko

Andruw Jones had some real nice years

Probably forgetting some others

Waly Weiss?

point is, good offense

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

They were solid

Javy Lopez coming up was big, Klesko put up good numbers early. They had the Crimedog, Jermaine Dye in there for some time… they were good.

by paposse on Jul 22, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

forgot about Lopez and Dye

that little fuck second baseman had a way of getting huge in the playoffs as well.

This just depresses me- ’96 NLCS… big bummer

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemke?

He was grit before Eck and Miles set the standard.

Blauser was their light-hitting Boog.

by paposse on Jul 22, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

good I hated Lemke

did you know he did a turn in the indy’s trying to make it as knuckleballer?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never heard that.

That would have been epic. Miles needs to do that.

by paposse on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

only lasted a year or two

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terry Pendleton early on.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Justice, Gant, Pendleton, Otis Nixon, and Jeff Blauser

in the first couple years.

Then they had Jones, Jones, McGriff, Lopez, Klesko in the late 90’s.

They were never the BEST offense, but they were always above average offensively in those years.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sid "dynamite stache" Bream

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sid Bream speed > Barry Bonds arm strength

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

classic play

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad was a pirates fan

we were living in New Mexico at the time. Only thing we got was TBS. From then all they always ended the promo at the being of the games with “Braves win! Braves win!”

I hate Sid Bream.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that had really shitty announcers

put me to f’ing sleep regluarly

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip? Don Sutton?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 22, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordan ended up there towards the

end of their run as well, IIRC.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deion Sanders!

mentioning Jordan brought it back

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

point is

they were much better than your average good team

championship tally is one huge upset for that squad

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be worse

could be Dallas

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Cleveland heh

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know if it is your thing

but Houston, believe it or not, has a really nice performing arts scene and some nice museums.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're out of pies!

Might be some gooey butter cake left over though.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone get on baking them cakes!

VEB: Where stars play for tasty treats instead of money.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish we hadn't guaranteed Skip a contract...

What reason did Mo have for doing that?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2010 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Skip was arbitration eligible,

and he justifiably anticipated another year of league-average offense at second base and thought that he could buy out that second arbitration year at a salary below what they would be negotiating over after this season. I also think he has less faith in Descalso than many in the VEB community. The Skip extension was not a bad move at the time.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have any faith in Descalso if that makes you feel better.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hannah Storm says last night's game was at Philly.

shot of St. Louis flags in the rain.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

If Mo said he was interested after talking for a week or whatever,

then a deal is already done. I am just waiting for the announcement.

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I really don't know about that

I’ve deals ANNOUNCED and still fall apart

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

To everyone saying stephen drew, I ask that you see his home/away splits before judging him as an upgrade.

.299 wOBA away
.355 wOBA home(career)

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:11 AM EDT reply actions  

head explodes

while uttering obscenities./ mistake I realize now.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Lohse is progressing nicely... anyone else worried?

As for potential increases in payroll, I think DeWitt sees a unique opportunity for a small dynasty over the next 3 years, and I think he’d be willing to pitch in the extra $20 mil/per to see that opportunity arise. With the team they have now, and the cheap serviceable pieces they have now in the low minors and from this year’s draft, I think DeWitt is willing to give up Shelby, spend the money for a Haren/Oswalt, and ride this team that we have for the next 3 or so years. At the end of the ride, we’ll lose a few good pieces probably, but the ride may be worth it if we produce 1 or more WS victories/appearances. Also, if signed, the wilson’s and cox’s of this year’s draft may be ready to fill the void left over.
A team with a tootsie-center of Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus, Molina, Waino, Carp, Garcia, and Haren/Oswalt over the next 2-3 years looks pretty damn strong, and I think DeWitt is willing to pay for it and take the risk that it produces a championship.

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

It's official :)

RT @m_sheldon : #reds agree to terms with Isringhausen. He will report to AAA Louisville.

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I really need to reassess this whole Jocketty is creative thing

most of the shit he’s done with the Reds… hasn’t he done it before?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm
  • Trade for Rolen — Check
  • Sign old lefty reliever (Kline, Rhodes) — Check
  • Sign Miguel Cairo — Check.
  • Sign Jason Isringhausen — Check.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU *ARE* EVIL.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's true

normally people home in on the “frog” part.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

why didn't they sign jimmy?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in Aaron Miles.

The new twist was DFA’ing Aaron Miles.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

and signing kip wells a year before contention.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Springer too.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

setting up a Jungian struggle with our doppelganger.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Reds are looking for more ways to blow 6 run leads in the 9th inning

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

They already had Nick Masset

Seems like they don’t need any more help with that this season.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he wanted to do that

he’d just acquire pieces from our current pen instead
lowblowtopen/

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord

everyone is worked up into a frenzy this morning. I’d suggest decaf coffee but that’s an abomination against coffee drinkers everywhere.

Maybe you should all lay off the meth.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 22, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

ANARCHY!

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLBTR

and lively debate. It’s a helluva drug.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we were on E?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

What can you say about baseball in July and Meth besides...

the STOVE is HOT

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait..you have meth?

Kidding aside, my fingers hurt from typing this much and I’m on my 3rd Red Bull this morning.

Also, little work is getting done. Very. Little.

My boss is gone today, and he’s a cards fan, so I think he’s appreciate the dedication.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been stockpiling Sudafed for a long time

but I think the now is the right opportunity to open up shop.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we trade Miller for Oswalt and pick up his option

You might want to stockpile some downers for VEP, ChuckB, and myself, as we are liable to go apeshit.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Going to donate some under-the-table proceeds to help pay the Cards' revenue?

You’ll have a show made out of your life called “Breaking Bot”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

my thoughts on roy/jaime

My entire problem with these discussions about increasing payroll, reducing flexibility aka the Cubs strategy, adding a declining ace or whatever is that it represents a scattershot, contradictory and misguided organizational philosophy.

The way we keep albert and meet his desire for a competitive team is that we produce more jaimes and don’t get suckered into deals for oswalt. I’m not comparing their talent or production, but if we trade for oswalt, we will(and this is a near guarantee) bitch about his contract like we do for lohse’s. Let’s presume Roy continues to decline, what’s his value? Limiting flexibilty, selling off a bonafide ace prospect, and increased injury risks? Sounds like a recipe for success!

Simply put, cost controlled pitchers like miller and lynn: good. Continuing to spend way too much in money and talent which compromises a successful future: bad.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

ahhhgree

If we are going to re-sign Albert post Holliday and the rest of the list then we are going to need all the good young guys we can find.

Again, I have a hard time seeing how this possible Oswalt deal works out for the Cards…

… unless they can totally Roger the Astros, then hey, have at it Mo

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that Oswalt appears to want to come to St. Louis so badly,

that he is willing to defer money and waive his demand for the Cards to activate his 2012 option upon completion of the trade, increases our appetite for the trade. I think if you bring in an Oswalt now with the nucleus we have for the next few years, Pujols will be happy and stay and win. Also, with some of the guys from this year’s draft and in our low minors, we still have an opportunity to build a solid team around Pujols and Holliday during the post-oswalt/carp/molina era.

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

molina?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure but then there's the chance we don't resign waino and colby

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

well that's fine, you can add them too

I just didn’t want to write out all the names. Plus, Waino’s contract, after picking up the options, will have him here longer than molina’s current contract I believe and Rasmus will be in his arbitration years. So we either pay him, or trade him for additional talent to help the re-building process.

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it all depends on outcomes

Basically, you can set yourself up to contend, but oftentimes it takes a little something extra to put you over the top and actually win. If the Cards trade for Oswalt, even if they give up Miller, and win the World Series this year, then hey, great trade, regardless. If Lohse comes back and goes on a tear and finished with 12 or more wins, then the contract doesn’t look so bad, just some bad luck, freak injuries, and frankly and injury that was caused by him hustling. With the way the Cards are winning right now, and the way they are constructed, on paper, one more starter may be just what is needed to go for the World Series. I say go for it. I would rather root for a team that goes for it, then one that is content to be over .500 year in and year out.

by ckeiner on Jul 22, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

win the WS

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

If that is the goal, and why shouldn't it be

forget a pitcher and get another bat

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

miles for Hanley!!

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But winning the series is what I want to see, not another 3 and out (in the package)

by ckeiner on Jul 22, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

only fox wins?

 Fox_Sports_MW Last night’s #STLCards win was the highest-rated game on FOX Sports Midwest this season (per Nielsen). Thank you Cardinal Nation. #MLB

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 11:26 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And that's amazing, because it was an option game

and not available in markets that didn’t pick up option games.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winning streaks are fun

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Y2S, Evilfrog, Fourstick

Thanks for the lively discussion/debate, I haven’t been around much lately, been crazy busy. But this has been a thoroughly enjoyable discussion today. I will be around a lot more soon. Thanks again!

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I enjoyed reading through y'alls' debate

Since I have very little to add to these hypothetical discussions, other than “gosh, I really can’t decide how I feel about this.”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

MIller for strasburg sheeple

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Strasburg & Harper for Miller & Pujols

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

strasburg+harper+$30M

for miller+anderson+lohse

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

strasburg+harper

for miller+anderson+lohse+$30M

is that what you meant?

by stlfan on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, we need some money to resign pujols

they just got bryan fucking anderson, those lucky SOBs.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

As Jack Ruby (almost) said

“Oswalt!”

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

EvilFrog/Y2S/Fourstick

have been dissecting the prospective deals for Oswalt/Harden/etc. as well as painting pictures on what they think would be great long term. It really has been a worthwhile morning.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s been a crazy morning, thanks to that calcutta guy saying that the cards were front-runners for oswalt. if that hadn’t been, i don’t think VEB would nearly be hopping as much as it is.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 22, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You got something brown and smelly on your nose...might wanna wash it off...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I am appreciative of good conversation and differing opinions. It’s not often I am able to get on and discuss things with this group, intelligent baseball conversation is hard to come by. I live in a Cubs stronghold.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, its cool man, just givin ya a hard time since you posted that twice...

I used to live with a Cubs fan. TV was stuck on WGN. Talk about torture.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

My two best friends in the world are Cubs fans. I’m from NORTHERN Illinois, and live in central IL in a college town full of Chicagoans. Miserable.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

what is Champaign?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the answer we were looking for was

Macomb, IL. I can see how you would be confused there.

We have this lovely parting gift of Jamie Moyer’s game used depends. Thanks for playing!

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that qualifies as central IL

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 22, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

us center of central IL folk don't just let anybody in "Central IL"

and it doesn’t get much more central than Decatur, IL

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually just trolling....

I want to see if I can get fourstick enraged enough to break his monitor in a fit of rage if this trade goes through.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

...

this would have been great for ’06

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

100% agree

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are a few factors for me

1) The deal can’t involve Miller. I’m fine with any other package of prospects/ML Relievers, as long as Shelby’s not in it

2) Oswalt has to restructure his option, which I think I’ve read that he would

3) We have to figure out what to do with our other starters… It leaves 6 pretty good starters for 5 spots. I don’t know how feasible it would be to move Penny right now, but he’d be the odds on favorite.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's on the DL,

so it would have to be a waiver deal in August, assuming he’s healthy, wouldn’t it?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not even the option anymore

he’s overpaid in 2011 and if his option is restructured it’s just going to defer the money.

also penny would make a mean reliever in the playoffs.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need a replacement for Penny next year...

Oswalt is a good one…. He’ll be cheap in terms of either prospects or dollars, so why not. Garcia will be a non-entity come September and Carp may not be functioning either. I think we need Oswalt pretty bad.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

We already have 3 guys who project to do 3.5 ERA or better

There is no need to get 4. A league average starter replacing Suppan would go a long, long way.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 22, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really think...

Garcia is going to take the ball every fifth day well into October and be effective?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not on board with trading Miller either...

even if Houston picked up most of Oswalt’s salary, but a package of Craig, Greene, and Sanchez could be ok.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really of two minds on this: (1) as long as Shelby stays

I’m cool with it. I think we at VEB probably fret more about $ than the FO does. If they think they have the means to spend the cash and want to, then by all means…

but then again (2) the deal might require giving up Shelby, and a big increase in payroll could hamstring our ability to resign Pujols, develop our farm with signings of top-tier draft and Latin American talent, and require us to fill out numerous roster spots with total scrubs

by mattyp on Jul 22, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

if #2 is true I don't think there'd be any way they'd do it

unless they had a complete 180 change of heart about what they’ve been saying the last several years.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd -- 100% agree.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could we get them to throw in Jhonny Peralta for The Ghost of Chris Lambert?

I think he could be a solid 3B/2B option for us as well, if not helping out at SS.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what would Peralta cos?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cost?

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@CodeeG
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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he costs anything, I don't want him

We’d be doing THEM a favor by taking him off their hands, lol.

I think he’s got a bit of upside if he can get out of Cleveland though.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop being my braintwin today.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC

I think the Indians are still wanting a decent return for Westbrook. Reports say that the Indians don’t simply plan to dump salary.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

dave duncan turns him into Derek Lowe in his prime.

why does nobody think about this?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 22, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

P90X and work are calling

My name, always a pleasure. Later guys

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

How's P90x working for you?

Are you hungry all the time? Do you have really sore joints and muscles?

I was thinking about trying it, but damn that’s a restrictive diet.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's my view of P90x

Yes… it works. If you do any decent workout plan with a strict diet for 90 days, it’s going to work and you’ll see results

But who the fuck wants to work out every day with that restrictive of a diet? It’s an inefficient workout plan. My suggestion to you would be to do Starting Strength, which is only about an hour 3 times a week, and then (I’m assuming you want to lose weight), eat at a caloric deficit of 500 calories a day using this calculation:

Men: 67 + (6.24 x weight in pounds) + (12.7 x height in inches) – (6.9 x age) = BMR

Sedentary = BMR X 1.2 (little or no exercise, desk job)
Lightly active = BMR X 1.375 (light exercise/sports 1-3 days/wk)
Mod. active = BMR X 1.55 (moderate exercise/sports 3-5 days/wk)
Very active = BMR X 1.725 (hard exercise/sports 6-7 days/wk)
Extr. active = BMR X 1.9 (hard daily exercise/sports & physical job or 2X day training, i.e marathon, contest etc.)

Whatever you get after that is your maintenance calories, so eat 500 under that while doing starting strength, and the pounds will shed off

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BMR for me = 2636

I’d say I’m lightly active, so that would be 3625 a day – 500 = 3100 calories a day.

……but I’m already eating around 3000 calories a day of high fiber, protein, and vegetables.

I’m pretty out of shape after knee injury (ACL replacement) 3 years ago, but I still do body weight exercises 3 times a week and go on nightly walks with my wife and daughter of 1.5 to 2 miles.

I think I need to add in some high intensity workouts, but am worried about knee pain and possible injuries (I’ve had problems with hamstrings in the past as well).

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just finished stretching

P90x is working great for me, I had blown out my right knee when I was younger, and recently hurt my knee around opening day. I’m coming back from it and I am actually a healthy eater already, so the diet isn’t bad at all for me.

I love p90x, if my knee stays healthy I will love it. I only sleep 5 or 6 hours a night anyway, so finding an hour or so to work out everyday doesn’t bother me. I would recommend it. Email me at pbg_222@hotmail.com if you want some more in depth discussion of it.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking of trying Insanity out.

my buddy has it, so I wouldn’t even need to pay for it.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

get a kettlebell

and Pavel’s Enter the Kettlebell. It’s the best.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone I know who's done the workout

has ended up in the emergency room with either a concussion or a shoulder pulled out of socket.

I think it’s extremely overrated as a complete workout — you steal some good stuff from it (like the Romanian Get Ups) but the whole workout is a shame unless you’re built like a brick shithouse.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the internet fourstick

Who ISN’T built like a fucking brick shithouse?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm built more like a porta-potty

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would describe myself

as a top heavy limestone outhouse.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 5'11 1/2"

180 lbs. and pale as fuck.

Does that make me a porcelain urinal?

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bidet

Just go with it….

Thanks for the email — I’ll get back to you on that. Would you be willing to mail the stuff to me?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Bidet it is.

As well as the mailing.

by pbg222 on Jul 22, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt update.

Cards vice president of scouting and player development Jeff Luhnow did not call pitching prospect Shelby Miller untouchable yesterday, according to Joe Strauss of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

Strauss reports that Oswalt has told acquaintances connected to the Cardinals that he would be flexible with his 2012 option if traded to St. Louis. Presumably that means he wouldn’t demand that the Cards pick it up.

Per mlbtraderumors.com

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 12:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I don't know that the FO has ever called a prospect "untouchable" in the media, have they?

Wallace was never given the label, I know.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to remember if they ever came out and said that through the media.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, as hard as it is to find anything from the PD older than a week,

I found this:

A chorus of sources in the past couple weeks have all belted the same tune when it comes to the Cardinals: Any discussion with the local club about possible trades starts with the understanding Colby Rasmus ain’t going anywhere.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is such a thing as a position player prospect?

(TISATAAPPP)

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

700 comments already???

good grief. i do NOT want oswalt. I mean, in an ideal world, i do want oswalt, but if it means giving up shelby miller i think its a really dumb idea, unless the cardinals are going to raise payroll to $130mm or not resign you know you.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

who....you know who....bah

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Miles dummy

he’s an FA after this year

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Death Eaters aren't exactly gonna part with him easily....

Have to give up a few top prospects from AAA Hogwarts…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont even know anymore....que?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Badger, why don't you go cry to the Fat Friar!

Hahahaha awww you gonna go tell Professor Sprout on me?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh go back to your Arithmancy.

you only watch Quidditch on your parchments.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lineup

Miles (4), Rasmus (8), Pujols (3), Holliday (7), Allen (9), Molina (2), Ryan (6), Greene (5) … Modern Murders Row

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by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

for realz

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

http://twitter.com/michaelbleach/status/19266544854

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this more sarcasm?

You know….if you’re going to insist on Miles being on the team, then maybe you can justify playing him once in a while. But batting him leadoff? Are you f-ing kidding me? I thought Manuel was an idiot for hitting Ben Francisco third last night but this is crazy!!!!!!

by chuckb on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to believe this is our starting lineup.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and Cody are conspiring to trick me.

I know what you are up to and it won’t work.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is this Tom Timmerman?

Clearly, his name is lifted from a Dickens novel or something. And what is this “stltoday.com”? Very convenient.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manuel let his pitcher hit with the bases loaded in a tie game

This same guy has led his team to two straight World Series. Can we end the debate the managers fucking matter in terms of winning games?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But dident u c teh statz on fsmw last nite???/

Manuel hsa won teh most gaems sense 2005

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are pulling out chains.

I don’t believe you.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

For all I know,

you are this Michael Bleach character, or, he is a Twitter alter ego of yours created as a part of this ruse.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFS.....Leadoff now?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be great except for Miles

Replace Miles with Lopez an this is the best lineup we have had in a while.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was my thought

Not a bad lineup, just a bad leadoff choice. I’d swap Greene and Miles and be OK with that too, really.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no felipe? he's been great lately.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

felipe: 3-20 against hamels wth 7 Ks

i suspect this is the answer.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Raz playing against LH.

And, no rest for Yadi

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He always catches Carp/Waino/Jaime.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raz takes most starts against lefties

he just happens to take all his off days against them too.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am going to quietly enjoy the craig batting

Fifth thing. One step forward, one step back.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Jul 22, 2010 12:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

sorry if this has already been addressed, but does pujols' contract end this year with an option for '11, or does it end in '11 with an option for '12?

if its the latter, i see a scenario where we could actually afford oswalt, if pujols’ new contract did not start until 2013.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

option for 2011

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

balls

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

on espn

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see it listed on

the online DTV guide.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

SC said at 1:15 CST

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it really?

My programming guide has got nothing.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Jul 22, 2010 12:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Same here.

I hope it’s wrong. This could be a well-timed vacation day.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

so how has Hamilton looked thus far this season?

I know that he spent some time on the DL early on, but I was wondering if anyone has seen him down in Memphis this year.
 The Astros are looking to possibly try and dump Berkman and most of his salary, so either Craig or Hamilton may have some value to them as a big bat that could step in and replace Berkman ASAP. Hamilton has no place in St. Louis, and I’m sure his trade value is close to nothing, but he could be a good filler in a trade for Oswalt and may fill a potential, low-cost need for the Stros.

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he has been on the DL most of the season

But he recently came off the DL hitting homers left and right (just left, actually).

He has some value in a package as a second or third prospect, but he’s nowhere near a centerpiece.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good lord

I wish there was an easier way to navigate the comments section of VEB on an iPhone than just blindly scrolling up and down.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

On my Droid,

I can get the full site, which highlights new posts (obviously), but I can’t do a “Z” button scroll.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I can get the full site

But there’s not much point if I can’t Z scroll. So sad.

by lopey986 on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ditto

It’s a nightmare

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

792 new comments at 11am?

was there a trade or something?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Free Meth and Redbull at the VEB courtesy tent

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this isn't normal

but on meth it is

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt was seen giving out foot massages at Lambert Airport.

Miles mysteriously in lineup today despite being assumed to be the centerpiece of trade.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoping he'll do another of those

3-4 with a homer and double to convince the Stros

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

also, and this may have been said...

it would be really fucking nice if we could know whether lohse will be effective before we go making crazy ass sell the farm deals for another pitcher. if lohse is typical lohse, we don’t need a pitcher.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

no, if lohse is lohse

we will need a pitcher. not a belly itcher.

by sociopath on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

good god

everybody gets a sniff of what it would be like to have another ace when we’re already a plenty good team and all of a sudden they’re ready to mortgage the farm. i still want to win beyond this year. no thanks, mr roy!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Roy Oswalt is an Ace?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as sharp as he used to be

but can be Ace again with this Cards lineup behind him

by J.Wu on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

not an ACE!!! he's a #2 guy tops.

what would wandy cost?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

still overpaid

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

16M=4WAR expectations

he hasn’t been worth that since 07

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think he will be worth 16M in 2011

But should this year. Oswalt is more a salary dump. He is pretty much worth what he is getting paid. I wouldn’t give up to much for him

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 22, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if we were to get him we would be overpaying.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wandymania < Jaimania

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to have a pitching staff

with all these great curveballers.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

what, you gotta be sub-2.00 FIP

to be an ace in codyg’s world?

the man has been worth 3 WAR already

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

5+ WAR is an ace in my world

and he hasn’t done that since 2006.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mortgage the farm?

Great idea!!!

Who do you think we can get for Springfield?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think our mortgage is higher than the value of the farm at this point

Welp, let’s move out, everybody

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until we broke...

It is always great to be able to borrow more than the collateral actually worth

by J.Wu on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

important news

Shelby Morris is being offered as the center piece in a trade proposal by STL for Oswalt but deal is not imminent..still negotiating

http://twitter.com/JimBowdenXMFOX/status/19267528740

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew, that's a relief

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick

somebody sign shelby morris!

god, I wish jim bowden were GM of the astros.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vomit.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 22, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man...

the Astros better be picking up all of Oswalt’s contract.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

if miller is involved they would be

so much for spending money rather than talent, though i guess it was just too much money to take on, so we sell miller to pay for it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we get an overflow now?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol Jim Bowden

I think we can officially cross him off the list of reliable sources of news.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 22, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

:=8O

First Walrus now this??? WAHHHHHH!!!!!

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Big McLargehuge!
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by The MooCow on Jul 22, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that shelby morris kid was prettty gud.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamnit

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wash and Cincy have started

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

OF Surplus

From Straussie’s collection of rumors and gossip on Oswalt:

The Cardinals suddenly possess a surplus of outfielders when Ryan Ludwick (calf strain) returns from a rehab assignment.

Jon Jay and Allen Craig have been particularly impressive in Ludwick’s absence. With Holliday and center fielder Colby Rasmus entrenched in the team’s plans and Ludwick under control through next season, the club could include one of its younger outfielders in a deal with young pitching.

“Holy shit! Where did this surplus of outfielders come from? My Lord, they are everywhere! Did someone conjure them up with magic!? Memphis, you say? I thought they only had faberge eggs in Memphis.”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep Ludwick

you’ll need his power in offseason

by J.Wu on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the payroll sheeple.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am less concerned about Miller

He is years away and most likely won’t even make the Majors. Most HS pitchers flame out. I am more concerned about Oswalts salary hand cuffing us

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is such a flawed way of looking at it

what’s the attrition rate on non-prospects?

we need impact talent to compete in the future

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

i’m talking about keeping those first rounders because once we trade them, the chances we have of getting a high caliber MLB player is significantly reduced

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well if the Cardinals traded Miller

They obviously would believe that we have prospects in the system already or they can draft most likely college arms to get into the MLB by the time we need them

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 22, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they'll trade them as soon as we draft them!

that was the logic with brett wallace and now we’re trading shelby miller. next year we’ll be packaging austin wilson and zack cox for john santana

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would prefer Carlos Santana

not sure if John is much of a baseball talent

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by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

johan*

though maybe we can get carlos santana. he can sit in the dugout and play music to be an icebreaker. tony could also platoon him with colby in CF

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you talking about the catcher or the singer?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG
My Boat has T-pain and nolasco on it, what does yours' have?

by CodyG on Jul 22, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

how good is the catcher at guitar?

either way, i’d say the odds of tony platooning either with colby are roughly equal. 105%

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both

i was thinking we could fool MLB into thinking they’re one person, then keep a 26-man roster.

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by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will bet you 1000 interwebz dollars

That shelby miller not only makes the bigs but also will win 80+ games, strike out 450 per year and cause a dramatic rule change in not allowing him to throw fastballs. But seriously, shelby is the real deal. I feel ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Jul 22, 2010 1:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

who is jim bowdem anyway

fuck jim bowden

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Former GM for the Nats,

and I think the Reds before that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

move on to the overflow yo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

mo and dewitt

are like little kids who get a $20 bill and it just burns a hole in their pocket

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

if only he would have kept ...

DeWallet closed. He wouldn’t have known how many $20s were in there.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, miles really is leading off

i thought was trolling

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wall punched. Head banged.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn dinger.

Reds are not playing like a division championship team today.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 22, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSS

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds awesome, man

What kind of working are you doing?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

must be pretty damn hot this time of year, if i remember my time in the middle east correctly.

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by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. i guess it depends on where you are though...

i remember last march i visited some relatives in israel, and went to see metsada one morning…. pretty empty of tourists but still saw a couple of people with sunstroke.

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by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just going to keep telling myself

that either the astros are posturing to force the phillies hand or mo is posturing force someone elses (marlins!) hand

oswalt’s contract doesn’t fit and this trade doesn’t line up with what the club has said about miller

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

or just talent in general

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo is nothing if not exceedingly methodical and rational

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

I think this is coming from Wade to pressure Amaro

by nota bene on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been out of the loop all morning

What’s the latest, have we traded Miller, Lynn, Colby, Greene, Jay, Sanchez, and Albert for Oswalt yet?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

WS, here we come!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all seriousness, have there been rumors on what prospects are being discussed

don’t have time to search this thread

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talking outta his ass

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe that he heard that

or at least that he was told to say that he heard it

i don’t believe it’s going to happen

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we can get oswalt

for this guy, i’m down

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Mo is so gonna fleece the stros

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if. . .

the Cards deal Miller, but the ‘Stros pick up a large percentage of Oswalt’s option year?

I don’t think that likely, but would the more budget-conscious Faberge egg protectors in this crowd be more interested? I’m honestly curious.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller provides probably $18 million in surplus value to the Cardinals

So Houston would have to pay most, if not all, of the option year

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 22, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAMTHRAD

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by chalk on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that before or after figuring in the risk. . .

that Miller never pitches an inning in the majors, or never does a damn thing while there?

Brien Taylor, Adam Ottavino, David Clyde, Todd van Poppel, et al, are interested in your answer.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 22, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, damn, that's a lot of posts

Anyone care to summarize? I’ll give you 934 internet dollars to do so… um… persons? (question mark?)

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Summary
  1. Roy Oswalt would be awesome in a Cardinal uniform
  2. Yes, but he would cost us a lot of talent in trade and makes eleventy billion dollars the next three years.
  3. Sure, but, um, WURLD SERIEZ RINGZ ARE WURTH THE WRISK!!!!!
  4. The playoffs are a crapshoot.
  5. Sure, but Oswalt would help us shoot crap better — the guy can roll snake eyes nearly every time!
  6. I agree that Oswalt isn’t a good deal, but what about this Haren kid — he’s pretty good.
  7. He’s not really on the block and they only want quality prospects and major league ready pitching for him. Something we don’t have much of.
  8. Bummer, well, I thi….WAIT. MILES IS BATTING LEADOFF?!?!?! IN A BASEBALL GAME?!?!?!?! YOU MUST BE KIDDING?!?!?!

I think that about sums it up.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oswalt won't cost us much talent unless we want the stros to pay his salary

so there is that. and the playoffs are far less of a crapshoot than people make out. the better teams tend to advance, as philly and new york can attest, and better is sometimes who is playing better at the time, which a really good player can affect.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being a better team raises your odds to win the world series

But there are such massive deviations around those odds that it’s effectively a crapshoot.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 23, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay

Succinctly put, Sir ’stick.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 23, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooooo guys....

$38m (and prospects) for 2.5 years of Oswalt.

OR

ONE TENTH of that amount to land Austin Wilson before the signing deadline.

Hmmmmmm…..

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 23, 2010 5:35 AM EDT reply actions  

or both

i’ve always thought there was much better than a 50% chance wilson signs. i’d put the odds of working out a deal with the stros at just short of that. but i think both could happen.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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