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Game 95 Open Thread, Phillies at Cardinals, 21st July, 2010

Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals, Jul 21, 2010 8:15 PM EDT



Ah, this momentum

It speeds the blood, and our hearts

Collectively leap

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gooooo garcia!

lopez 3b
jay rf
pujols 1b
holliday lf
raz cf
schu 2b
molina c
garcia p
boog ss

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

how about

Lopez – 4
Jay -9
AP -3
Holliday – 7
Raz – 8
Craig -5
Molina – 2
Garcia – 1
Boog -6

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

with freese gone, I hope we'll see this often

lopez could replace boog sometimes as well

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not have that happen

Lopez is even more exposed defensively at short than at 3rd.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

what about miles at 2b? hahaha

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

phils lineup

polanco 3B, victorino CF, francisco LF, howard 1B, werth RF, rollins SS, ransom 2B, ruiz C, blanton P

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

they must hate werth. ben freaking francisco is batting third

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

New start time 7:40

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

broadcast said 7:40

I have to take the dog to obedience school, so I’m hoping for 8:40

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

per FSMW tweet right now

7:40

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse facing batters.

I liked that little segment in the pregame, Lohse’s test batter was Miles. Think the convo was “Who is least likely to hurt Lohse on a return hit?” “Well, Carp has his new stance…” “Right, someone get Miles.”

by JStymie on Jul 21, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Reds

you’re not supposed to score any runs against the Burg.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Strasburg getting no support again

1-0 Reds

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

for the next 30 minutes,

i’ll be playing music like this. with a special appearance from juan “jazzhands” uribe.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Quality delayed start music that

Juan Uribe looks as if he’s perpetually waving off “The Ghosts of Fat Shortstops Past”

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 21, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news!

Ricky Horton won’t be in the booth tonight!
RickyH49 (Rick Horton)
Loving the beach!
1 minute ago from TweetDeck

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I am so not gonna follow Horton

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

welp

i was rooting for one of two things from reds-nats:

1. reds lose
2. reds absolutely shell strasburg, thus hurting his – and helping jaime’s – RoY chances.

looks like 2 isn’t happening, so let’s get 1. come on, nats!

by nycbirdo on Jul 21, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

let's go my fantasy team!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

even me

so that’s actually completely accurate

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

my team started 4-0 and now it’s like 4-9. i haven’t checked it hardly at all.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FS Midwest needs to take a cue from FS Ohio

The other night during a rain delay they killed time from the booth for awhile by answering emailed questions. When you only have 20-25 minutes ‘til game time, there’s no excuse to tossing it to some crappy canned program that FSN distributes or some Cards docu that everyone has seen 87 times.

At least ESPN has the Cubs/Nats game on.

by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

watching reds/nats right now

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Reds/Nats.

Typos suck like the Astros

by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

cubs, reds

wassa diff?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Mike Claiborne

You don’t have to yell

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

in fact

please don’t even talk

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

good god

reds are just running until someone makes them stop

and pudge does

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Rain delay YouTube video

Hahaha Batman Pug

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

that was actually worth

having to reload the gamethread because i’m dumb and didn’t right-click, open in new tab

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha ya sorry

Is there a special way to prevent that on my end?

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

check the little box

when you enter the link

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that

i misread

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

click with the mousewheel

or ctrl + click

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man i never new this trick

i was always a ctrl+clicker or right click open new tab-er. quality of life indeed improved.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Jul 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mousewheel doesn't open a new tab

it use to but not anymore. any thoughts? using ff 3.6.7.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm
I looked in the control panel mouse settings, Wheel Button was set to none. I changed it to “Middle Button Click”, and all is well.

maybe that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm i don't see that wheel button option

i’ll have to look harder later

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

...I miss the rally pig

but I like that we don’t need the rally pig, of late.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did i mention

that i was listening to a highlight from another team (escapes me) and on an RBI basehit I heard the rally pig!?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

zomg!

that swine moved on!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was an FSN feed too

so it must be an FSN bug/meme/awesomething

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a pig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

arroyo plunks desmond

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"Ya might wanna go over to the Golden Arches in St. Louis."

WTF?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He's probably

thinking about the golden shower he paid for last Saturday night

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The obligatory "Ewww."

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby developed a taste

for some freaky stuff while managing in Japan.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

guy can hit

field, not so much

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahora, senor!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia

looked damn fast right there

by hittmeier on Jul 21, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

One fewer pitch to get through 1

than Carp last night

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

good

i’d be great if he could get through seven tonight

by hittmeier on Jul 21, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn...

sloppy track in foul ground over there. Careful, Albert.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like he was really attacking

the strike zone there. Thought I read something recently that teams were making him work more, and for a guy who nibbles at the corners, that might account for a lot of his walks/short outings.

Maybe the gameplan is a bit different?

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 pitches

woop

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

plus that last one...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg chewing up the Reds with 2 pitches

…and of course right on command he strikes Phillips out with a change.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan: How does Garcia get all that movement on his pitches?
Al: He’s left-handed.

Me: Facepalm.

by DarkHelmut on Jul 21, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan challenges his response

and Al continues digging the whole deeper, saying Lefties are physcally incapable of throwing the ball straight. Someone shoot me. No wait, Someone shoot Al.

by DarkHelmut on Jul 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, Jaime

Called strike three

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap--B&N wireless just cut me off from audio

stupid two-hour limit.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG, these pitch calls are terrible.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

lot of movement

but yeah, it looks like he’s been squeezed on a few.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROY

Anyone else hear them talking NL ROY during the Nats-Reds game? Highlight of Marlins’ Sanchez hitting homerun led them to discussing it. They talked about Strasburg, then Leake and Ike Davis. No mention of Jaime.

by stomoney on Jul 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It will be Strasburg.

I am pretty much convinced that they will vote him in, no matter how good Jaime is.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if he pitches only 100 innings this year?

I mean, Strasburg is going to be a fantastic pitcher, but I would prefer the guy with the bigger sample size, but that’s just me I guess.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhh, I guess.

I mean, if Jaime pitches 200 or so innings (No way to know for sure if he will get there) at roughly a 3 FIP (He is at 3.25 currently), you don’t value that over Strasburg’s?

We aren’t going to be able to convince each other, but hey :).

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always been peak over longevity

No starter in the bigs has had a <2 FIP since Pedro, let alone a rookie.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree...

But to this point, it’s clearly been Garcia. And no mention whatsoever, although I’m hardly surprised.

by stomoney on Jul 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cy is reserved for Ubaldo

THE GUY JUST DOESN’T LOSE GAMES!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or as many ESPN analysts would say

“He’s a proven winner”.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

fespn still thinks it's "jamie garcia"

it’s mid-season.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i *think* it's only Anderson, but i can't be sure.

the fucker writing the overnight copy sure as hell can’t spell it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Heyward's injury

kinda keeps him out of the RoY talk

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eventually came around to mentioning Jaime

when discussing the killer short staff in case of playoffs.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

i feel like the media is just assuming he is gonna fall off in the second half

by hittmeier on Jul 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

working very quickly

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HOTME

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

"Lookie there...

you can really see how much movement is on that one."

Only because he’s left-handed, right Al? Douche.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

boooooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice toss, Boog.

"He's the straw that makes the drink go."

by Thelonious Dunk on Jul 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime walking the tight rope

falling behind every hitter and going full on two . . . still gets out of the inning 1-2-3

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely umpire-aided fall behinds.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of god

there is no top of the zone tonight

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

not nearly as economical as in the 1st, but I’ll still take it. But honestly, it’s not even his fault that he throws so many pitches…I mean, he’s a lefty, so all of this crazy inexplicable movement makes it nearly impossible for an umpire to call a strike!

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

27pitches through 2

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't get over how stupid of an answer that was by Al

I’m just sitting here dumbfounded by how utterly retarded that was. At no point in that explanation did he demonstrate any sign of brain function.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, I just walked in

What happened?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

........
Dan: How does Garcia get all that movement on his pitches?
Al: He’s left-handed.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's more of a sinker

because Ryan is a righty. Right, Al?

"He's the straw that makes the drink go."

by Thelonious Dunk on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

The Courtship of Austin Wilson

http://stlcardinals.scout.com/2/985436.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

thanks for this - good read.

i’m not even greedy enough to want all 5 – if they can just sign both cox and wilson, that would be ridiculous.

by nycbirdo on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

bj rains on top of shite ... KLo

  BJRains Kyle Lohse said he expects to make his first rehab start on Monday. Memphis is home Monday and seems like the likely spot. 3 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I really don’t expect to see Penny in a Cards uni again….sorry.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Penny’s injury is Mulder-esque

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately

Penny’s contract is one-year-esque

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be Reuben Amaro

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

forty dollars buys a lot of barbecue...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 years, $22.50!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

because lohse injury

required surgery and has never been sustained by an MLB player before. penny was a routine muscle strain supposed to take 15 days to recover from

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

penny = bigger muscles.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had klo's surgery on my legs and was running in less than a month

can happen

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

was his surgery

basically varicose veins in his arms?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

more bizarre.

sliced from wrist to elbow…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

so half his arm wasn't getting blood flow?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

compression syndrome

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes called compartment syndrome

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

[cue VEP?]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

compote?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

compost?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

floaters?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

not if you eat your compote

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

when the muscle sheath looses flexibility

due to age or injury,
exercise and muscle expands and presses on the sheath and it can’t expand, nerve gets compressed, and the limb goes numb
surgery opens the sheath and makes it larger so exertion doesn’t compress the nerve
no more numb—if they opened it enough

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than Felipe

we are really up there swinging early against Joe Freakin’ Blanton.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

On a related note

Miguel Cairo is shorter than Scott Rolen. And that nets the Nats another run.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

but is hitting better than floppy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg getting a hard time from the tag applied at home plate.

Adam Dunn looked like that really hated America.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never seen a pitcher get mad...

because the ump didn’t nullify a successful sacrifice by calling the ball foul.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan sounds resigned that The Cat and Al must flirt.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

this is also math.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at Lohse trying to flash his scar at everyone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

footage of simulated no-hitter!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently the Barber gets a lot of love

all the starters, most of the bullpen, several position players witnessed the simulated game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats are blowing out the Reds now.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds are going all "Bad News Bears"

Pre-Kelly Leak version.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best. Baseball Movie. Ever

BNB 1.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go Bull Durham

BNB is second, though

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the Reds fans booing

boy, doesn’t take much for them to turn on their team, does it?

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a problem with fair-weather fans.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are they booing?

aren’t they all there to see Strasburg?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they all showed up for some once-in-a-lifetime baseball

they just weren’t told it wouldn’t be from their team…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Potty humor

Claiborne:

“Seen a lot of floaters in this series. Seen a lot tonight. Seen a lot yesterday, certainly.”

Not even taken out of context. that was claiborne’s complete thought.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

does he spend a lot of time looking down?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

what i'd like to know

is what his Floaters/Sinkers ratio is over the course of the winning streak

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

floaters long term = unhealthy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf is up with this strikezone?

Ive seen at least 3 pitches right down the middle called balls so far. Great job by Jaime to work around it.

by ViperLjs on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime is bamboozling the ump.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe this is why we have trouble with lefties

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

38 through 3

go, jaime

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

someone

needs to break up Blantons perfect game, and that person will be boog

by hittmeier on Jul 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey everyone:

It’s Al’s birthday! Whoohooooooo!

Jesus, these two….

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

this is terrible.

Now Al’s schtick has basically become he hates on everything?

“I’m more of a dog man….actually, more of a horse man.”

I mean, is he even watching the game?

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

now they're joking about Al's mortality.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf. "C'mere Al, happy birthday. [pause] Giving him a hug. Try not to hurt ya (Dan)."

“Can we have any disinfectant?”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god

the al-cat stuff is really out of hand at this point. help me out here, dan, i just ate dinner.

by nycbirdo on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi walk!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime sac bunts Yadi over!

Y2S!
Jaime might really be our best baserunner…..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Man I just checked out SBN's Phillies site, The Good Phight

and it’s a ghost town over there. Is it always that dead or is it just because the phillies have been sucking for a while?

by ViperLjs on Jul 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah i wondered the same

it’s worse overe there than it was the series opener though

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

two straight pennants, then you get Halladay, then you suck. That’s a killer.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just to add...

it’s all Ruben’s fault.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to say they should act like Cubs fans or anything

but their team is hugely underachieving and besieged by injuries. Its not all sunshine and rainbows over there.

by ViperLjs on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always go to The Fightins

it’s more screwed up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks pretty weak

they have an occasional night where they get quite a few comments, but as of late it’s been really bad.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's Jeff Suppan....

teaching Blake Hawksworth to be him.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no, Hawks refuses to grow the beard.

he said he wants to look like a gentleman or something.

Canadia.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go, Lopex

serve it into LF

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, since when did we trade Cody Ransom to the Phillies?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

it's just a nickname!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jai-May!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

they tell an anecdote about Tony being annoyed at anyone questioning the man stew

meanwhile Carpenter un-teaches whatever Suppan said to Hawksworth… with a vengeance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i like this idea.

“hey. HEY! c’mere … do yourself a favor. don’t listen to that f%&@*#! guy.”

by nycbirdo on Jul 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a lot of arm action and gesticulating in a menacing manner.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

45 pitches thru 4

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

45/4

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

all rise!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL RISE

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

All Rise!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

all rise for the jaybird

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

attaboy

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hang one, Joe Blanton

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Duly hung.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

okeedokee

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wish granted

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert!!!!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

w00t

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

hey home plate camera! wipe your lens!

…oh wait, that’s the romantic glow of Jon Jay scoring.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, what?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we live in the future

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you see flying cars anywhere?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's filled with giant hamsters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even want to know what they stick in those giant toasters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

something like that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz.

I was stuck in the traffic aftermath… sat at 55/70/64 intersection for 2 hours.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just want to know

why people keep driving in there

after seeing one nearly submerged car, i wouldn’t test my luck

st louis drivers, i guess

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have

but when the alternative is turning around in ESL, I can see how people would make that decision.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESL=

East St. Louis. See National Lampoon’s Vacation for reference.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah,

i know about east st louis. gotcha

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that scene

but that wasn’t ESL. It shows them crossing the Mississippi before that scene with the hubcaps.
Prolly North City

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I-64 and 55/70 eastbound

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about Nat'l Lampoons Vacation

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, heh

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry

we’re getting an extended look

where’s the kid with the fries?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....Fredbird.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang another, Joe Blanton

worked the first time. . .

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He obligingly hung the slider

but Lego missed it. It happens.

StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.

by StanTheManFan on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERT!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, that happened

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday nearly falls over at his MIGHT CUT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

mighty, even.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice sneaks matt

red and yellow. classy.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Sometimes

i think i might love that man

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

only sometimes?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut

I was questioning albrtfn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh. heh.

well…. it didn’t last long.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know.

We both posted “only sometimes” at the same time. Weren’t you ever a kid?

by ViperLjs on Jul 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't scroll down enough.

and no.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOING EVERYTHING

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert steals takes second

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

it belongs to him

he can visit his domain whenever he wants

by DarkHelmut on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

for naught

he had to give it back

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it's Louuuuuuuuuuuuu

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fun with selective endpoints

Pujols is hitting .361 .439 .694 the past 10 games prior to this one.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, where ya going Albert?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

that far off the bag, and that late bag, he should have just tried to make it to third

by DarkHelmut on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I just noticed..

Jay has a Kirby Puckett type build.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Pittsburgh is laying it on Milwaukee.

14-3

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Lookout for Alvarez for ROY

Strasburg and Heyward are basically out of the running

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg is out?

Unlikely.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not going to win...

He only has 54 innings under his belt, so he probably will finish with around 110 total. To win with that few innings he’d have to run the table and there will likely be a couple more clunkers like tonight.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, if he gets to 110 innings with a sub-2 FIP he's going to win deservedly

That’d be the lowest FIP by any starter since 1999, let alone a rookie.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The voters don't care about fip...

but you are right that he would deserve it.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he posts that

He’s likely to have a sub-2 ERA to go with it.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's up to 2.32 now...

and I bet he gets hit a bit harder than he has in the past… If Garcia finishes with 50-100 more innings and a comparable era, he’ll have to get more votes, right?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia is unlikely to have a comparable ERA

Strasburg’s FIP is down to 1.98 with comparable xFIP, he’ll be fine.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't really put it past him

He has the best stuff in the majors and command……why not? Probably not projected to keep that up, but if he does, he’s hands down the ROY. It’s not like what he’s doing is luck.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once teams see more of him...

they’ll do a little better. Not much better, but he isn’t Pedro 1999.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really know what scouting reports are really going to do

He pitches off his changeup one start, he pitches off his curve the next, the dude throws 97 on every fastball 2-seam or not, and he throws strikes. What’s your approach supposed to be? The Giants tried swinging at the first fastball, which worked for an inning, and then he just chewed them up off-speed. The Reds were trying to patient early tonight and that didn’t get them too far either starting out 0-1.

I’m not necessarily projecting that going forward, but he might really be pretty close to Pedro circa 1999.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

His problem is the curveball location

I’ve been notcing that for a while. He hangs a lot of them, it’s just such a good pitch that it’s hard to recognize the hanger.s

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like you're really there

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ouch.

That was on a platter for him.

by ViperLjs on Jul 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

baaaahhh

Howard the Cards killer is back

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

THUDWICK homered again tonight

Gotta kid those kids at Memphis called up already

by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Which OF

gets moved for pitching?

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

stav infection?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

who wants him

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stav going on indefinite DL

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell him

Stav used to pitch but ran into control problems

by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, thats the problem

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was the stupid anecdote this time? i missed it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

 MatthewHLeach
  
Shelby Miller through four tonight for QC: 3 hits, 0 runs, 6 K, 1 BB.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

4

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah!!!

he shouldn’t be promoted until he can get to 5(also I want to watch more of his starts)

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really being babip'd this time then

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime took some lessons from Carp on economy, eh?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the reds annoy me

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

joe blanton annoys me

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looks extremely goofy in his hat

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no Y2S

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi

8? game hitting streak

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad call

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

zomg be careful Jaime.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I have it on good authority

it’s magic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

fuck the stupid reds

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Dan

Didn’t the head of umpire’s come out and say they got the call on Mattingly wrong. They should have ejected Mattingly and let Broxton still pitch. UGH

by TimJL on Jul 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

sacks full of Reds

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

BNightengale
  
#mlb #diamondbacks Scouts from Phillies and Tigers at game to watch D-backs starter Dan Haren, who’s on the block

by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"this team doesn't never know when to say die"

- Bobby Valentine on the Reds. Makes me hate the Reds and Bobby Valentine even more

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

its disgusting

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhh, I remember when Valentine called the host Bob or something, when his name was Karl (Ravech).

Karl was pissed about it.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it like when jim rome called jim everett chris?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was classic

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that on purpose?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but it was still funny

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.

here’s the video

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

orel herscheiser is the only reason that i watch espn telecasts with the sound on anymore

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to believe there was ever a rain delay

this game is speedy

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

probably

ESPN was reporting that earlier

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the pic

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up donny

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am the Walrus?

I am the Walrus?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

still only 70 through 7

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

6*

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

s'what i meant

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like 5 to me

2-seam/4-seam cutter, slider, curve.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm

and the change

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops

I still mean 5, his 4-seam/2-seam aren’t really different pitches IMO. The FF is the cutter, the orange/black cluster is a slider and the pink is a curve.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i gotcha

Brooks has jaime throwing 6 different pitches too, seems a bit odd

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime's 2seam and 4seam

really run together too. The good 2seamers and good 4seamers seam to be markedly different, but the average ones are very close to the same pitch

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a pitch f/x noob

so what is the reason for the overlap on the two types of fastballs?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why swing at a pitch leading off

when clearly there is no strike zone

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Justice is served

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

EFF

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Quit taking away our effin hits.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah but we are in the recent stretch of exercising our demons

demons=bud norris and friends

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have that album.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn... spelling fail

exorcising

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Garcia have a curveball?

has he thrown it at all yet? I

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

not much

he’s been throwing the slutter a lot in its place

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

slider and cutter?

or is he a pimp and i missed it?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

would be nice if he had a hammer to finish guys off.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

pitch number 30

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No prob.

Colby Rasmus strikes out a lot.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Go get this

Cody Ransom fellow….don’t worry about the freakin’ runners.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

double dose

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that curve was nicer.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes nice to see the curve,

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

has he had a tight zone all night?

he definitely has this inning.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just on Jaime. >.>

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very, very tight -- and yes, on Jaime.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am not an expert on the matter

so should i be severely annoyed that the cardinals have the 4th-highest line drive % in the league but are 20th in babip?

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A strike to Colby, but not Cody

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got back....

how did we score?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Chief double, Pujols single.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay double, Apu single

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

can somebody explain how the pick off rule works for lefthanders?

i thought that you had to step off the mound with your back foot to throw to first. However, I see lefties all the time just step to first and throw.

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to be able to step toward first, I think.

Righties can’t physically do that without crossing the line to the plate.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great commentary from Al - NOT

When you’re 17 or 27, you can bounce back from the injury…but when you’re 47, it’s a lot harder.

First of all, duh, second of all, how many 47-year-old MLB players has Al seen get injured?

by HeadOfState on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Moyer is going on the DL.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he out of options?

/ducks

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dunno, if you count a hangover as an injury

Al has a point…can’t recover like I could when I was 17 anymore for sure

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

It’s Joe Blanton here Jaime. Buckle down!

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

schwing

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

6 K for Garcia

left them full

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Good.

Now get runs please.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Bearing down.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

NOW IS THE TIME

CONSTRUCT A RALLY OF RUNS, VALIANT CARDINAL WARRIORS!

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

SIR MATTHEW HOLLIDAY

YOUR SERVICE TO YOUR NATION ON THIS FINE DAY WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

WE SHALL THROW YOU A GRAND FEAST!

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

with pie?

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if Matt brings it.

There are no pies left.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST TELL THEM WE HAVE PUNCH AND PIE!!

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He already took all of them.

But we do have some fine drinks and snacks.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

charlie manuel

doing his best to make dusty baker look smart

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

95 through 7

great outing for jaime

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed.

Very good outing.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does manuel not pinch hit there?

i would have anyway

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Blanton is his guy.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lack of confidence in his pen?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, his pen is probably really beat up

Since Moyer didn’t really pitch yesterday.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's get some runs

i’m hungry and wanna go grab some fud

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wish granted

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOCKED. IN.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

CRUSHED!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BOMBS AWAY

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hollidinger!!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday HR

Yeah

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOMBIDAY

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hollijack!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet!

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew he'd come around.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking love Matt Holliday!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Producing at the plate

That is what we wanted to see…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

our team is awesome

just saying

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Cody Rand

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

SBN'd

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Colby Ransom grounded out to Cody Rasmus...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That is just weird...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Cody Ransom

Just ground to himself?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The internet must

have nearly folded over, given your first attempt above…

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told the Internet what I was typing before I finished

And it got confused and stopped me

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hate Al so much...

…that even when he makes a more-or-less correct statement (Holliday isn’t a HR guy he’s a line drive guy who hits it exceptionally hard) I STILL want to reach into the tv and strangle Al.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

he's hot for holliday

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

at some point al will have to fired, and on that day ill be able to listen to a cardinals broadcast again.

by dugmartsch on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which I would welcome

And then Rick would start talking and… well… I’d be mad again. Catch-22.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would

rather listen to emo phillips as the cardinals color man.

No exaggeration.

by dugmartsch on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steven Wright.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Gilbert Gottfried?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, the Reds didn't get a lucky break?

HELL IS FREEZING OVA!!!!

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe Holliday and the Reds are inversely related.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

babip :(

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Slo-mo Rasmus/Holliday high five

Awesome.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It is important that the Phillies do not get back that run in this inning.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed. Kmac...make it so.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

effin Holliday and his solo home runs...

Dude needs to understand he’s making three-run homer money.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Leach braintwin

MatthewHLeach (Matthew Leach)
A clutch player would have hit a three-run homer there. #holliday #HittersHit
6 minutes ago retweeted by me from web

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should get paid for my comments too.

I wonder if Danup has a budget for that.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is not his fault

blame those in front of him for failing….
It is a team game they are playing here….

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was being sarcastic

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guys in front of him know...

he’s coming up so they don’t bother to try to get on base. It’s infected the entire team!

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF Skip.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

well...that was ugly

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Al,

RE: McClellan at home

Stop talking about this. A curse will descend upon the mighty leviathan of the mound that is the Kaymack. So, on behalf of Cardinal fans (redbirdnation?), would you shut up? Thanks!

Me

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

And WTF Skip?

How in the name of Pete did that happen?

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

needs new glove

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Lefty comin in? I can't see the bullpen on GD.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, Miller

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

how but Howard- Miller?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than pork chop anyway...

what’s Tyler Johnson up to these days?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

how bout Miller _ Howard?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

better than Reyes - Howard.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-5 Washington going to the 9th

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

So I ask the question again

Is .309 .388 .543 acceptable from our rich LFer yet?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I can live with that

And by “can live with that” I mean that’ll fucking do!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no

he needs to just go and count his money

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

he has to be charismatic too and hit three run homers when leading off an inning.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not, Albert does.

Especially the leadoff 3-runners

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would accept him re-doing the farmers feed us ad.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if that's his slashline with risp

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not like the guy has over 1.000 OPS in July or anything.

OH WAIT!

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.000 + please

/but yes, it’ll do.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe his wOBA for the year just crossed .400

Which, coincidentally, is his career mark.

Dude is a baller.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask me again in 5 years.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just shut up Al

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Trever Miller

2009 FB%: 52.6%
2010 FB%: 51.5%

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I've muted Al

My wife and I will now watch this game and talk about our lives. I like this better.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude.... It's Al

A cat-skinning would be better.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not Horton

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR disagrees...but not by much.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good one

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather put on an audio recording

of an According to Jim episode than listen to Al

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: So listening to the radio I should be thinking

“I wish I could see this” or " where is Mike Shannon" instead I just want to bitch about commercials. I especially get confused by six flags remaking thier own commercials exactly word for word with different voices and the prarie farms commercials if they want to do something “awesome and cool” like it’s not bad enough to be redundant with the lesser adjective as if you called Dan McGlaughlan (I don’t know how to spell his last name) obese and chubby. Atleast neither tells me Im not a man if I have five or less runs.

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HR willie harris off of arthur rhodes

yes

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

rhodes

looks like Carl Weathers

by Cedar Plank on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller vs Howard

Dang BB

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

could've been worse

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

a guy on my softball team took a tour of busch stadium recently

he said that shannon sits on a giant exercise ball while he is calling the game. I found that funny

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I sit on an exercise ball at work

I don’t buy the nonsense that it strengthens your core, I just find it comfy.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i found myself slouching way too much at work

so i slid the lumbar support all the way up on my chair and now i feel like the kids in that one episode of the simpsons

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I think if you get used to it, that whole strengthens your core thing

doesn’t work anymore. I roll around. It’s relaxing.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's really weird

yet kind of impressive that he can stay on that thing after several cold ones

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he probably does a killer keg stand

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm surprised few people know that

there have been a few photos of it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Christ

everyone crack your Franklins.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah right?

I guess they were fishing and Frankie was coming in to face werth no matter what.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR changes pitchers

got my Frankiln

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

LNOGY?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Miles? A.F. Miles???

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Team rule: Make an error, get replaced by Miles.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That does feel shameful

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know

Abercrombie & Fitch Miles sucks

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me say

I love that commercial that has the “Go Crazy” clip. I don’t think before that commercial had I ever heard the call without watching the video at the same time. It totally changed the feeling for me, and I got goosebumps again like it was the very first time I heard it.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe because the numbers suggest that more often than not you fail than succeed

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

I had such a ridiculous moment of panic as I saw Miles closing on that. I was sure something was about to go horribly wrong.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I had the same feeling.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEW

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened????

FSMW blanked out

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

We were saved.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

miles didnt' screw up

forceout at second

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slow roller up the middle,

miles didn’t blow it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, my FSN cut out right as Franklin through that pitch...

and then came back as it was going to break…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

threw*

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured one of the guys in the truck wanted to spare us more Al bloviation

and threw himself on the control board.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY GHOSTPIG!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

inning over
/chugs Franklin anyway to calm nerves

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well how about that?

Miles makes the play on Howard for the FC

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR, soooper genius

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

La Russa's a genius.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

things have definitely changed for this team. A month ago, miles would have thrown the ball into the outfield and Franky would have given up 5 more runs.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is miles in

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip made an error and had to be punished.

Or, TLR loves the double switch.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

blooper power

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Claiborne?

“If he’s between 78 and 92 he’s in the zone” WTF?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

My god

I’m not even angry anymore. Someone hitting the ball this softly and getting hits is impressive.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Well right

But for a normal 32 year old guy (not a baseball player) that’s pretty soft.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, gawd, Miles just keeps putting a smile on Tony's face.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

that little shit Miles

He is the luckiest son-of-a-gun

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

You cannot stop him, you can only hope to DFA him

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Or, the Cubs edition

You cannot stop him, you can only hope to DFA him sign him to a two-year contract

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get down on my knees and pray that Ricketts is true to his word about Hendry

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

I haven’t looked at batting averages in awhile. How the eff is Miles batting .341???

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time Miles gets a pathetic hit, a little part of me dies inside.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well Miles is up first this inning

gets a hit…
16 for 45 now

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So here's the question...

…Is it better for the Cardinals if Miles keeps getting hits (b/c hits are good after all) or not? I’m going with not, b/c then he just won’t play and will get DFA’d eventually. This way he keeps making TLR think he’s a good enough player to play semi-often. Which he’s not. Though that was a solid single. Shit.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah he will

“Playing like this” is hitting balls so softly that the outfielders can’t get them. The window he has to get hits is tiny, he’s just managed to do it over 30some PAs. If he keeps “playing like this” he will hit .250/.300/.290.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's always better for the player to produce while in a Cardinal uniform.

No matter how crazy it makes us.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, most likely the case

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it is definitely not good

Because every hit gives him 4 more outs to suck balls. And he will in fact use up all of those outs to get down to .250/.300/.290, which means a whole lot of shitty baseball.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, I agree with this position

I figure if he just sucks it up he’ll get benched or DFA’d. This way he keeps playing sometimes. And in close and late situations no less. That’s scary.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

when he was with us before he had some pretty big hits IIRC

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude is hitting .350

Let’s trade him, his value will never be higher!

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you are on to something here.

but who???

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Cincy wants him back...

after all, they are paying him.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive quit being upset about aaron miles

what changed me was reading BCBer’s reaction to his current average

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaron ".788 OPS" Miles

HFS

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

It's kinda funny to me that it takes a .390 BABIP to get to .788

Usually when you see the ridiculously high BABIPs like that you’re talking 1.100 OPS and the like.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin miles, how does he work...

no seriously, how the hell?

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS IS CRADINAL BASEBALL!!!!!!!!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we ever going to stop dissing Miles

and start to like him?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

No,

It’s what gives him his power.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

No, because he is incredibly lucky and a bad defender.

He seems like a good guy, but he isn’t worth the roster spot.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's nothing personal, really

He seems like a swell dude and, yes, he does work his nuts off as far as I can tell. He’s just not very good and he’s in the way of potentially more exciting and talented players. It’s like giving a kid an F in class… It’s not necessarily b/c the teacher hates the kid, but more likely that the kid just isn’t very good at, say, English composition.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeeeah

booooooog

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

booooooooooog

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Error on Ryan Bunt

2nd & 3rd
Double bonus…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ Rains has crazy Oswalt tweet

BJRains
RT @craigcalcaterra A source tells me that the Cardinals are the front runners for Roy Oswalt. http://bit.ly/cm78em

by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta include Shelby Miller...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not.

if oswalt insists on the option being picked up, that should increase our leverage to give a lesser prospect. just speculatin’

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

please no

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

more

 craigcalcaterra
  
As for player(s) back to HOU: there has been talk of Shelby Miller, but it’s fluid. Deal is not imminent, but there has been a lot of talk.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be seriously pissed

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

AJ Pujols would be pissed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

if AJ Pujols were pissed at me, I’d find a new planet to live on

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert lives under so much pressure.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston seems to have moved off of the 3 ML ready player demand.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

bout damn time

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd cry

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

Not with the upcoming big contracts

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

but i think his two more years of team control prohibits that deal

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No effin way.

He’s saying the giant option has to be picked up for him to approve the trade.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he probably didn't consider

How much delicious pie could be coming his way in a trade.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

but but but

we’re out of pie!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Drayton ain't gonna send any cash with him.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Waino
Carp
Oswalt
Garcia
Lohse/Hawksworth/Penny

That would be arguably the best rotation in baseball.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't wanna let go of Miller.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either

and, maybe i’m in the minority here, i’d rather have Dan Haren

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, me too, definitely.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Haren too

But I have the feeling we can get Oswalt for less.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably easiest to fleece Houston

;-)

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, I'd rather have Haren but if we don't have to give up Miller

and DeWitt is willing to pay all the money, this would be great

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't buy it

unless he’s backing off the demand for his option to be picked up

which he might to come here. this was one of his preferred destinations

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Highly conflicted feelings!

I hate Oswalt, but he is good at baseball!

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate Oswalt?

Seems like a good guy to me anyway.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does own a D6 Bulldozer

Being a Cat employee that is somewhat endearing to me :)

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the ace of the Astros

He’s especially been a menace in the playoffs over the years.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the billion times they said Roy Oswalt was the ONLY

20 game winner in the NL back in the 04 nlcs

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't uncall a call

You have to live up to it

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

freakin wish granted

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've scored runs....

have a franklin in celebration!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time a bunt is fielded incorrectly by the opposition

I automatically get a warm and fuzzy feeling.
/flashbacks to 06

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

lopexxxxxxxxxx!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

FLOPPY.........

Best money spent in baseball this year. What were teams thinking?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

cairo was cheaper

and has a higher BA

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he and grit neck and neck

in the regression derby

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felipe' worth 1.1

to cairo’s .4 WAR as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles only cost the minimum...

and he’s hitting 350+. Hitting bloopers is actually a skill.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

fuck, just sign Austin Wilson

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

get on it Mo!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's talking

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100721&content_id=12487108&notebook_id=12490824&vkey=notebook_stl&fext=.jsp&c_id=stl

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

encouraging

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruben Amaro was thinking

“I know, I’ll give three years to Polanco derpa derp derp.”

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

floppy got a fat one; thanks joe

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

FLIPPY

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm really glad we picked up Lopez. Really...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY Floppy!

That’s what I like to see!

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I like you Floppy

You can stay

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

if Miles was qualified

his ISO would be 6th lowest in the bigs. is this surprising?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

no

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

even sadder

Yadi is 15th lowest, and has an ISO almost twice as high

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got a couple of fluke doubles

One on a grounder down the line and the other on a blooper into left center.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierre, Theriot, Figgins, Izturis, Elvis Andrus

from worst to best

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy eff

that’s ridiculous. he’s ahead of the guy who pushed michael young off short

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

remember when some folks wanted to sign Chone Figgins?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did but not for the price that he got

But I don’t think anyone could have seen him falling into the effing Mariana Trench.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i was probably one of the people wanting to sign him

it just shows you how fast things can change

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andrus doesn't have power

But he is actually a good defender, has pretty good on-base skills, and runs like a demon.

Aaron Miles he is not.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

and capps just made votto look silly

double win

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

suck it blanton

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Fast becoming a VEB fave

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

it's his mysteriousness

…a MIF (or should be MIF) who can hit

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

reds about to lose

thom brennaman complaining about the dodgers and phillies “not competing” in st. louis lulz

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

what an asswipe

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is confused

he was under the impression that a win means less when you don’t fall behind by 3 runs

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut?

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds bite it. Don't look at the scoreboard, guys.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Wash winnar

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Why sac up by three with albert coming up?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Daric Barton

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar runs are always better.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an argument against it.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it safe for

John Jay to move out of the Holiday Inn Express and sign a lease on an apartment yet?

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

heh ya wtf guys

trying to trick Mo into thinking he has no trade value?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see it now

1 IP 7 H 6 ER

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 IP 0 H 0 R 10 BB 2 K

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

150 pitches

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

180 pitches

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

82 strikes, 98 balls

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Livan Hernandez is an absolutely ridiculous person

he’s thrown over 180 innings in 12 straight years and counting, despite SUCKING for a couple of those years. i just don’t understand how he works

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Livan and Miles

How the fuck do they work?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they gonna walk Holliday too?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Very Interesting . . .

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i was the game on saturday

we stopped in collinsville on the way home at waffle house and i had some cheesy grits as a tribute to Aaron F Miles. Maybe its my fault that he is doing well.

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

^at

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did VEB

become too good for overflow threads?

by Cedar Plank on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and they better not start anytime soon

we are playing quality Baseball gentlemen

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman

by muwxman on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't change jockeys in the home stretch

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had one last night,

and it’s barely 1000 comments. This is child’s play.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, keep your ball off my Holliday.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Manuel must have been very angry at Holliday.

A very violent IBB.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Holli-Ouch!

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened?

GD was out to lunch

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HolliHBP

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ghostpig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ibb raz to get to Franklin?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

first GS right here

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

well

that’ll do i guess

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

cloby jack sac

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby Ransom RBI!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Well, okay then

A sac fly isn’t the worst thing there.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

at least sac fly >>>>> gidp

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too

The second I realized there was no awesome Dan homerun call I got a little less happy

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

well, this is gonna be amusing

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

FRANKLIN BATTING!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

It's ok.

He knows what he’s doing.

He’s done it twice already this year.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin batting.

Lol… I’m ok with this if he gets the save

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

They don't bat in the AL dan

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

never started for the phillies?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Franklin “batting”

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan Ryan loves it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

frankie rbi?

that would be his second career

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that Blake Hawksworth making Kyle Lohse stumble up on the stoop?!!

HAWKS. THE BUBBLE WRAP. eff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hawk wants his rotation spot

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't even see what was happenin

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog very interested in this AB

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking A Al

Shut the FUCK up!!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What'd he say?

I muted it.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

something about a chinny chin chin

I don’t even care if it was relevant

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

beard related.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

do i have to have a reason to hate Al F Hrabosky?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really.

I’m just adding search terms for VEB.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least they ain't floaters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

new meme?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not.

I’m just disavowing any rumors of my lack of fiber.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

pebbles always make me giggle

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shift A'd when I got here tonight.

dare I scroll up?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

just ctrl+f floaters

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh...I know how to find it....

I just don’t know if I want to.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it all came from a claiborne quote

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the more reason why it needs no memeing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin hitting...

Take a draw…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Um...

Craig Calcaterra of NBC Sports heard from a source Wednesday that the Cardinals are the “front runners” for Astros starter Roy Oswalt.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/the-cardinals-are-the-front-runners-for-roy-oswalt.php

by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

nexdef'd

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

see above

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The more I think about it the better it sounds...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing Miller?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

gaining Oswalt.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't bet on it

Oswalt isn’t exactly choice pickings.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

I’d be totally psyched to have Oswalt

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i agree

and you have to not like the trade. but once you get beyond that, this year and next are going to KICK ASS.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to the rumor...

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just keep hand off Miller. I want to watch the kid develop.

And not at some other ballpark.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWHS

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin hitting...

Take a draw…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Got a double post

wow

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it means things are good

Frankie gets to bat

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Larussa must have told him that there were snipers on the roof

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Might hurt his arm.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franky: no gloves.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no swingy, no needy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

when does he need a glove

for the beard?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

NexDef'd

(see above)

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

New from Keloggs:

Cars Bran

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope somebodys got insurance

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What part of Turn Around, Dont Drown do

people not understand.

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman

by muwxman on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, also,

I was there this afternoon. Shit was so cash.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe that dan just said the fans really like to be around jim hayes

they are just waiting to see if the squirrel on his head is going to move again…

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

recced

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oddest mascot costume in MLB.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess my toupee spotting ability is lacking

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

flashback to Waino getting off the bottom step and patting the top of his head

“Not the hair! Not the hair!”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

really???

how did i miss this???

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

they replayed it during the many mid-season montages.

the bloopers, most likely.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino said something about a little brother, IIRC

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: I am going to the Gilroy Garlic Festival this weekend out here in CA

It is what it sounds like — a festival about garlic, especially its consumption. I am so excited.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I've heard of that!

that’s on my bucket list.

tell us how the ice cream is.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to go to that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Report back on the garlic ice cream.

I’ve always wondered what that would be like.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, Y2S

ninja’d.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well at least I'm not the only one wondering.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

been there.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, I'll jump right on that

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

...damn, I've got power.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOE STRAUSS, STOP BEING AN OVERBEARING SOURPUSS.

(cross fingers)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ACQUIRE ROY OSWALT WITHOUT TRADING MILLER.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIGN AUSTIN WILSON!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I canna have that much powar!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

really?

man. it’s been a while, eh?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP WORRYING ABOUT MONEY

Bill’s got ya.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if we go to moar games

so, when do those tickets become free?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

all of august isn't it?

bad time for this promotion when we need to throw ~$8MM at draftees, then oswalt

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 games ago.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

today

needed 3 of 4 from Phillies

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well at least you won't have to worry about Twilight fans showing up

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love cooking, love eating

And most escoecially loooove garlic and I haven’t been yet. Enjoy and hopefully I can make one someday

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

two gone

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

franklin touching 94?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby's like, yeah, routine fly ball.

SOLD IT!!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

chicken dinner!!!!!!!!!

Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

pass the chicken

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

winnar

awesome game

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoooooooth!!!!!

8 straight chicken dinners!!!!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

anyone wanna buy me some chicken

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WINRAR

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WINRAR

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Smooth finish

eating chicken for over a week, and I like it.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out of victory steaks.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

better go but some more

don’t fuck it up, dude!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what kind of horrorshow lineup do we see tomorrow?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm still trying to find FSM's stats on the last time Carp and Waino allowed anyone else to start in their battery.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

consecutive innings of yadi catching waino is the second longest streak in baseball. second longest to the consecutive number of innings that yadi has caught carp

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wahahahahaha

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

them's the numbers I want.

you got the numbers?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

no numbers

i just remember dan saying it on a broadcast

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

I was busy, though

can someone tweet the guys in the truck and ask them for the m-f numbers?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sound like a Heroin addict needing a fix....

calm down Yadi…lol

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got that thing I sent ya?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles will get the start at 2nd base

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No chicken

time for a STrEAK dinner!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

FESPN covering it immediately.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap, their graph!

it’s in my pants!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed it.

what was their graph? I love graphs.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's one

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

time on x, winning percentage on y

Phillies. Cardinals.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime!

I love it when he pitches well

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

i had some spicy chicken for dinner

im full, but who am i to turn down another chicken dinner?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

was rick hummel the beat writer before strauss?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

little kid from Haiti asked Holliday for a homer!

the legend of the tremendous skull continues

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

moar My Wish stuff

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/article_ebe7304e-9447-11df-b6a8-00127992bc8b.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he merit an "F" yet?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

his K/9 is 32

whatchu think?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no >27 is not possible

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

doh

well it is possible, just not likely

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it's really not possible

27 is the number of outs recorded per 9 innings

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

dropped 3rd strikes

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i’m hanging my head in shame right now

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 times a game

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol i like it

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lay off the doobage

what they said^

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could have terrible catcher in the minors....

it’s possible, though highly unlikely

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's what we've been saying all along...

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, i gotcha

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many innings

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

55

but i doubt that includes tonight’s 4 inning, 6 K outing

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

same with RFL

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we trade RFL and Shelby for Oswalt

Imma gonna be pissed

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo would never.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you're right. I'm a-skeert.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not

I know where Mo lives

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

gettin there.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm fightin' for my life right now." -- Boog

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

8!

I was reading on stlcardinals.com that Wilson was in the park tonight. That’s… well, not bad. Has anyone heard anything else on the other guys the Cards drafted?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

we covered it. with pictures.

find should get it done.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad this guy is nobody important

i just googled oswalt cardinals and saw this

Fox_Matthew‎: @MorganPCampbell So Werth goes to Astros, Oswalt to the Cardinals and the Philies gets Brenden Ryan and Randy Winn to replenish minors

how awesome would THAT be?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I would build a monument to Wade

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So BR and Winn in exchange for a type A?

Cards take on a ton of salary and everyone’s happy. heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pulling a Jockety

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is getting

brendan ryan and randy freakin winn going to “replenish” anyone’s minors? lol

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amauro, actually.

From Wades perspective, he’s dumping salary and getting a type A FA, so more picks (which he will inevitably screw up). But why would Philly do this? BR is not gonna replace Rollins, and he can’t be sent down w/o clearing waivers. This makes no sense.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh,

i dunno if it was meant to make sense

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't

it just made my smile. we can dream, can’t we?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Phillie was the leader

to get Oswalt 4 hours ago, and now they’re going to take the crap end of a 3 way trade? This tweet smells afoul.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would the astros want werth?

screw that, let’s send aaron miles to houston and get jason werth!!!.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday, Rasmus, RFL, Werth, Jay, Craig,

Winn, Stavinoh…. nvm

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

urge to kill

rising…

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men, lock up your wives!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luddy

2-2 2B HR
RFL!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

holy eff

get back on this team!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

key word being THIS

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to strauss...

he should be in Memphis tomorrow. Chicago Friday.

by outraged on Jul 21, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

good deal

thanks for the info! i’ll be there

by kalmavet on Jul 21, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went back and looked at that again and I was wrong (sorry)

here’s the info from strauss’s chat:

“jakead: Great Tsunami,

I live down in Memphis and unfortunatly missed the showdown between Ludwick and Rick Ankiel. Seeing as the series just started, do you have any idea how long Ludwick will be on this rehab stint? I would love to catch a game.

Thanks,
Joe Strauss: You better get there tonight (Wednesday). Lud’ is due in Chicago Friday."

by outraged on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

d'oh!

just bought the tickets lol. no worries. i was due for a game regardless, hopefully I’ll luck out

by kalmavet on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg..

So sorry. I could have swore that’s what he said.

by outraged on Jul 22, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

don’t worry about it. i’ve been meaning to take the wife (avid fan) to a game for a few weeks now and with the Cards playing at 1:15, tomorrow night is perfect for AAA game

by kalmavet on Jul 22, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really sorry

If you want you can PM me a Paypal address and I’ll pay half the cost of your two tickets.

by outraged on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

for real, don't worry about it

we’ve been talking about for awhile and tomorrow fits our schedule perfectly. so we’ll go and have a good time either way. thanks though!

by kalmavet on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad to hear that

I really hope Ludwick plays in Memphis tomorrow. My memory isn’t what it used to be :)

If he doesn’t play, the offer still stands.

by outraged on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

rofl, this exchange

double rofl, “outrage” is a really freaking nice guy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

bernie says cards are as close on oswalt as on haren

longshots

/exhale

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

mo and his due dilligence

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

so us and philly

are like the only teams looking for front end, expensive pitching. got it.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are too damn impatient to wait for someone to heal on the DL

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

just read strauss' chat

yeah, yeah

and he says his sources say that miller is going nowhere

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin: I was just trying to get his pitch count up so he wouldn't be available tomorrow.

Just kiddin’. I was told not to swing.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah but why was he told not to swing? hmm? HMMMM?

to get his pitch count up so he wouldn’t be available tomorrow!

by kalmavet on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is encouraging
Lohse said he would pitch another bullpen Friday, and would “probably” throw a rehab start with one of the Minor League affiliates Monday.

The right-hander was most encouraged with his location and life on his pitches, not worrying about the results against the hitters. With all the other starters surrounding the batting cage while he threw, Lohse said they agreed his stuff looked close to normal.

“They are not going to lie and say it looks good when it doesn’t,” Lohse said of other starters watching.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

NOGAFAMFT

But one has both Arroyo and Wolf. Their combined line tonight:

11.1 IP, 19 H, 19 ER, 5 BB, 4 K, 15.09 ERA

But I’m fine with that.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

too hot for your shutter speed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Mariners &WSox

are 0-0 through 7 1/2. Felix has retired 17 straight and 2 hits. He’s really good.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

this be a bizarre photo...

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

how so?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 22, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jat just remembered the joke Ryan plays in the shower

called “Brenda Ryan”

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, jeez, don't wanna think about that.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 22, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking

we ain’t picturing that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is pretty neat

a video tour of all of STL’s professional Ball Parks.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for this

this is really cool. The story the guy tells about Bill Veeck is really cool. I forgot that he was in charge of a team other than the White Sox. (I live on honorary Bill veeck drive).

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stan Musial faced one hitter as a pitcher...

and they have a photo of it. He faced the man chasing him for the batting title in 1952.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

BR

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

god i love jaime garcia

dude was on fucking fire tonight. had everything working. it was truly a pleasure to watch.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Diving Felipe, your #5 web gem

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

and some Phillie thing at #2.

Meh.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, STL is hot.

Looking forward to this weekend up at Wrigley. It’s always fun. Just hoping we don’t get swept.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by NDCubbie on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF makes you think this team could lose right now?

much less get swept by the fucking cubs? please

/drinking the winning streak kool aid

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Cubs fan...

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by NDCubbie on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

*awkward silence*

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you what

just to make it fair, we’ll go ahead and have Jeff Suppan pitch one of the games.

You’re welcome…

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Jul 22, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, he got a hit last night.

I predict at least 2.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

reds lost!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

downs?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

10MM AAV is a bargain for an ace

i would say it’s roundabout market value for a roundabout league average pitcher. and lohse is better than league average

the missed time definitely affects his ability to live up to the contract, but what’re you gonna do. the dude was the first MLB player in history to be diagnosed with motocross disease.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame all the haircuts he was doing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

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