Game 95 Open Thread, Phillies at Cardinals, 21st July, 2010
Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals, Jul 21, 2010 8:15 PM EDT
Ah, this momentum
It speeds the blood, and our hearts
Collectively leap
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gooooo garcia!
lopez 3b
jay rf
pujols 1b
holliday lf
raz cf
schu 2b
molina c
garcia p
boog ss
Signatures are overrated.
how about
Lopez – 4
Jay -9
AP -3
Holliday – 7
Raz – 8
Craig -5
Molina – 2
Garcia – 1
Boog -6
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
with freese gone, I hope we'll see this often
lopez could replace boog sometimes as well
Signatures are overrated.
by hr on Jul 21, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather not have that happen
Lopez is even more exposed defensively at short than at 3rd.
אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס
phils lineup
polanco 3B, victorino CF, francisco LF, howard 1B, werth RF, rollins SS, ransom 2B, ruiz C, blanton P
hahaha
they must hate werth. ben freaking francisco is batting third
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
broadcast said 7:40
I have to take the dog to obedience school, so I’m hoping for 8:40
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Lohse facing batters.
I liked that little segment in the pregame, Lohse’s test batter was Miles. Think the convo was “Who is least likely to hurt Lohse on a return hit?” “Well, Carp has his new stance…” “Right, someone get Miles.”
Damnit Reds
you’re not supposed to score any runs against the Burg.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Strasburg getting no support again
1-0 Reds
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
who thought this game woulda been a pitcher's duel?
oh yeah, it’s bronson f. arroyo. and he’s facing the f’n nationals!
for the next 30 minutes,
Quality delayed start music that
Juan Uribe looks as if he’s perpetually waving off “The Ghosts of Fat Shortstops Past”
"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."
by The Classical on Jul 21, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent.
An alternative – Uribe’s hands coincide with the breaks
"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."
by The Classical on Jul 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Good news!
Ricky Horton won’t be in the booth tonight!
RickyH49 (Rick Horton)
Loving the beach!
1 minute ago from TweetDeck
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
welp
i was rooting for one of two things from reds-nats:
1. reds lose
2. reds absolutely shell strasburg, thus hurting his – and helping jaime’s – RoY chances.
looks like 2 isn’t happening, so let’s get 1. come on, nats!
FS Midwest needs to take a cue from FS Ohio
The other night during a rain delay they killed time from the booth for awhile by answering emailed questions. When you only have 20-25 minutes ‘til game time, there’s no excuse to tossing it to some crappy canned program that FSN distributes or some Cards docu that everyone has seen 87 times.
At least ESPN has the Cubs/Nats game on.
Yeah
Reds/Nats.
Typos suck like the Astros
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Mike Claiborne
You don’t have to yell
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Rain delay YouTube video
Hahaha Batman Pug
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
that was actually worth
having to reload the gamethread because i’m dumb and didn’t right-click, open in new tab
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Haha ya sorry
Is there a special way to prevent that on my end?
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
check the little box
when you enter the link
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
oh man i never new this trick
i was always a ctrl+clicker or right click open new tab-er. quality of life indeed improved.
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
my mousewheel doesn't open a new tab
it use to but not anymore. any thoughts? using ff 3.6.7.
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
hmm
I looked in the control panel mouse settings, Wheel Button was set to none. I changed it to “Middle Button Click”, and all is well.
maybe that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
hmm i don't see that wheel button option
i’ll have to look harder later
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
...I miss the rally pig
but I like that we don’t need the rally pig, of late.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Did i mention
that i was listening to a highlight from another team (escapes me) and on an RBI basehit I heard the rally pig!?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
zomg!
that swine moved on!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It was an FSN feed too
so it must be an FSN bug/meme/awesomething
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
what a pig.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"Ya might wanna go over to the Golden Arches in St. Louis."
WTF?
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
He's probably
thinking about the golden shower he paid for last Saturday night
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
The obligatory "Ewww."
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Bobby developed a taste
for some freaky stuff while managing in Japan.
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
guy can hit
field, not so much
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Now.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Looked like he was really attacking
the strike zone there. Thought I read something recently that teams were making him work more, and for a guy who nibbles at the corners, that might account for a lot of his walks/short outings.
Maybe the gameplan is a bit different?
Well, against the Phillies they will still suck with him pitching to contact.
So yes, excellent gameplan.
by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Strasburg chewing up the Reds with 2 pitches
…and of course right on command he strikes Phillips out with a change.
Not afraid to nitpick
"How does Garcia get all that movement on all his pitches, Al?"
“He’s left-handed.”
Goddamnit, Al, you are such a fucking idiot.
Dan challenges his response
and Al continues digging the whole deeper, saying Lefties are physcally incapable of throwing the ball straight. Someone shoot me. No wait, Someone shoot Al.
Does he even have a high-school education?
That was such a phenomenally stupid response to that question, even dumber that I’ve come to expect from Al.
Crap--B&N wireless just cut me off from audio
stupid two-hour limit.
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
ATG, these pitch calls are terrible.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
ROY
Anyone else hear them talking NL ROY during the Nats-Reds game? Highlight of Marlins’ Sanchez hitting homerun led them to discussing it. They talked about Strasburg, then Leake and Ike Davis. No mention of Jaime.
It will be Strasburg.
I am pretty much convinced that they will vote him in, no matter how good Jaime is.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Even if he pitches only 100 innings this year?
I mean, Strasburg is going to be a fantastic pitcher, but I would prefer the guy with the bigger sample size, but that’s just me I guess.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Ehhh, I guess.
I mean, if Jaime pitches 200 or so innings (No way to know for sure if he will get there) at roughly a 3 FIP (He is at 3.25 currently), you don’t value that over Strasburg’s?
We aren’t going to be able to convince each other, but hey :).
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I've always been peak over longevity
No starter in the bigs has had a <2 FIP since Pedro, let alone a rookie.
Not afraid to nitpick
I don't disagree...
But to this point, it’s clearly been Garcia. And no mention whatsoever, although I’m hardly surprised.
Cy is reserved for Ubaldo
THE GUY JUST DOESN’T LOSE GAMES!!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Or as many ESPN analysts would say
“He’s a proven winner”.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
fespn still thinks it's "jamie garcia"
it’s mid-season.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Sigh

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
i *think* it's only Anderson, but i can't be sure.
the fucker writing the overnight copy sure as hell can’t spell it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think Heyward's injury
kinda keeps him out of the RoY talk
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Eventually came around to mentioning Jaime
when discussing the killer short staff in case of playoffs.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
"Lookie there...
you can really see how much movement is on that one."
Only because he’s left-handed, right Al? Douche.
boooooooog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nice toss, Boog.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Jul 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Jaime walking the tight rope
falling behind every hitter and going full on two . . . still gets out of the inning 1-2-3
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
Definitely umpire-aided fall behinds.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
yeah
not nearly as economical as in the 1st, but I’ll still take it. But honestly, it’s not even his fault that he throws so many pitches…I mean, he’s a lefty, so all of this crazy inexplicable movement makes it nearly impossible for an umpire to call a strike!
I can't get over how stupid of an answer that was by Al
I’m just sitting here dumbfounded by how utterly retarded that was. At no point in that explanation did he demonstrate any sign of brain function.
i award him no points,
and may god have mercy on his soul.
by nycbirdo on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, I just walked in
What happened?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It's more of a sinker
because Ryan is a righty. Right, Al?
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
by Thelonious Dunk on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
The Courtship of Austin Wilson
http://stlcardinals.scout.com/2/985436.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
thanks for this - good read.
i’m not even greedy enough to want all 5 – if they can just sign both cox and wilson, that would be ridiculous.
bj rains on top of shite ... KLo
BJRains Kyle Lohse said he expects to make his first rehab start on Monday. Memphis is home Monday and seems like the likely spot. 3 minutes ago via web
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Why?
Penny’s injury is Mulder-esque
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
that would be Reuben Amaro
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
forty dollars buys a lot of barbecue...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
because lohse injury
required surgery and has never been sustained by an MLB player before. penny was a routine muscle strain supposed to take 15 days to recover from
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
penny = bigger muscles.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i had klo's surgery on my legs and was running in less than a month
can happen
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
was his surgery
basically varicose veins in his arms?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
more bizarre.
sliced from wrist to elbow…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so half his arm wasn't getting blood flow?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
[cue VEP?]
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
compote?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
floaters?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
not if you eat your compote
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
when the muscle sheath looses flexibility
due to age or injury,
exercise and muscle expands and presses on the sheath and it can’t expand, nerve gets compressed, and the limb goes numb
surgery opens the sheath and makes it larger so exertion doesn’t compress the nerve
no more numb—if they opened it enough
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
On a related note
Miguel Cairo is shorter than Scott Rolen. And that nets the Nats another run.
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
Strasburg getting a hard time from the tag applied at home plate.
Adam Dunn looked like that really hated America.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I've never seen a pitcher get mad...
because the ump didn’t nullify a successful sacrifice by calling the ball foul.
Fire La Russa!
Dan sounds resigned that The Cat and Al must flirt.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
this is also math.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Look at Lohse trying to flash his scar at everyone.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
footage of simulated no-hitter!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
apparently the Barber gets a lot of love
all the starters, most of the bullpen, several position players witnessed the simulated game.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nats are blowing out the Reds now.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Reds are going all "Bad News Bears"
Pre-Kelly Leak version.
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
Best. Baseball Movie. Ever
BNB 1.
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
That's a problem with fair-weather fans.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
why are they booing?
aren’t they all there to see Strasburg?
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
well they all showed up for some once-in-a-lifetime baseball
they just weren’t told it wouldn’t be from their team…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Potty humor
Claiborne:
“Seen a lot of floaters in this series. Seen a lot tonight. Seen a lot yesterday, certainly.”
Not even taken out of context. that was claiborne’s complete thought.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
does he spend a lot of time looking down?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what i'd like to know
is what his Floaters/Sinkers ratio is over the course of the winning streak
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
floaters long term = unhealthy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wtf is up with this strikezone?
Ive seen at least 3 pitches right down the middle called balls so far. Great job by Jaime to work around it.
Jaime is bamboozling the ump.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
maybe this is why we have trouble with lefties
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Finally, an excuse to unleash my Middle English pedantry!
It should just be take.
אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס
this is terrible.
Now Al’s schtick has basically become he hates on everything?
“I’m more of a dog man….actually, more of a horse man.”
I mean, is he even watching the game?
now they're joking about Al's mortality.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wtf. "C'mere Al, happy birthday. [pause] Giving him a hug. Try not to hurt ya (Dan)."
“Can we have any disinfectant?”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh my god
the al-cat stuff is really out of hand at this point. help me out here, dan, i just ate dinner.
It'd be sweet if in the summer of Strasburg and Heyward...
a guy name “Gabby” won the ROY.
Fire La Russa!
Yadi walk!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jaime sac bunts Yadi over!
Y2S!
Jaime might really be our best baserunner…..
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Man I just checked out SBN's Phillies site, The Good Phight
and it’s a ghost town over there. Is it always that dead or is it just because the phillies have been sucking for a while?
yeah i wondered the same
it’s worse overe there than it was the series opener though
Signatures are overrated.
by hr on Jul 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah...
two straight pennants, then you get Halladay, then you suck. That’s a killer.
Fire La Russa!
Not to say they should act like Cubs fans or anything
but their team is hugely underachieving and besieged by injuries. Its not all sunshine and rainbows over there.
I always go to The Fightins
it’s more screwed up.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
looks pretty weak
they have an occasional night where they get quite a few comments, but as of late it’s been really bad.
There's Jeff Suppan....
teaching Blake Hawksworth to be him.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"You got to grow out the full beard before you trim it like mine"
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
oh no, Hawks refuses to grow the beard.
he said he wants to look like a gentleman or something.
Canadia.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Let's go, Lopex
serve it into LF
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Hey, since when did we trade Cody Ransom to the Phillies?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
it's just a nickname!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jai-May!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
they tell an anecdote about Tony being annoyed at anyone questioning the man stew
meanwhile Carpenter un-teaches whatever Suppan said to Hawksworth… with a vengeance.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there was a lot of arm action and gesticulating in a menacing manner.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
45 pitches thru 4
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
All Rise!
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
attaboy
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Hang one, Joe Blanton
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
wish granted
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Albert!!!!!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
hey home plate camera! wipe your lens!
…oh wait, that’s the romantic glow of Jon Jay scoring.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wait, what?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I thought we live in the future
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Do you see flying cars anywhere?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
it's filled with giant hamsters.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't even want to know what they stick in those giant toasters.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
-Criswell
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lulz.
I was stuck in the traffic aftermath… sat at 55/70/64 intersection for 2 hours.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i just want to know
why people keep driving in there
after seeing one nearly submerged car, i wouldn’t test my luck
st louis drivers, i guess
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I wouldn't have
but when the alternative is turning around in ESL, I can see how people would make that decision.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
if i were more familiar with st louis, i'd probably laugh
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
ESL=
East St. Louis. See National Lampoon’s Vacation for reference.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that scene
but that wasn’t ESL. It shows them crossing the Mississippi before that scene with the hubcaps.
Prolly North City
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I was talking about Nat'l Lampoons Vacation
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Pointless in these conditions
Everyone knows hoverboards don’t work on water.
UNLESS YOU HAVE POWER
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
don't worry
we’re getting an extended look
where’s the kid with the fries?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
.....Fredbird.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hang another, Joe Blanton
worked the first time. . .
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
He obligingly hung the slider
but Lego missed it. It happens.
StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
by StanTheManFan on Jul 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday nearly falls over at his MIGHT CUT
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
mighty, even.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nice sneaks matt
red and yellow. classy.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Sometimes
i think i might love that man
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
only sometimes?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wut
I was questioning albrtfn
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I didn't scroll down enough.
and no.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
DOING EVERYTHING
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and it's Louuuuuuuuuuuuu
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Fun with selective endpoints
Pujols is hitting .361 .439 .694 the past 10 games prior to this one.
Not afraid to nitpick
Um, where ya going Albert?
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
baserunning fail
redux
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Or should that area now be referred to as the
Crawford Boxes
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I just noticed..
Jay has a Kirby Puckett type build.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Pittsburgh is laying it on Milwaukee.
14-3
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Strasburg is out?
Unlikely.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
He's not going to win...
He only has 54 innings under his belt, so he probably will finish with around 110 total. To win with that few innings he’d have to run the table and there will likely be a couple more clunkers like tonight.
Fire La Russa!
Again, if he gets to 110 innings with a sub-2 FIP he's going to win deservedly
That’d be the lowest FIP by any starter since 1999, let alone a rookie.
Not afraid to nitpick
He's up to 2.32 now...
and I bet he gets hit a bit harder than he has in the past… If Garcia finishes with 50-100 more innings and a comparable era, he’ll have to get more votes, right?
Fire La Russa!
Garcia is unlikely to have a comparable ERA
Strasburg’s FIP is down to 1.98 with comparable xFIP, he’ll be fine.
Not afraid to nitpick
he's not gonna sustain that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't really put it past him
He has the best stuff in the majors and command……why not? Probably not projected to keep that up, but if he does, he’s hands down the ROY. It’s not like what he’s doing is luck.
Not afraid to nitpick
Once teams see more of him...
they’ll do a little better. Not much better, but he isn’t Pedro 1999.
Fire La Russa!
I don't really know what scouting reports are really going to do
He pitches off his changeup one start, he pitches off his curve the next, the dude throws 97 on every fastball 2-seam or not, and he throws strikes. What’s your approach supposed to be? The Giants tried swinging at the first fastball, which worked for an inning, and then he just chewed them up off-speed. The Reds were trying to patient early tonight and that didn’t get them too far either starting out 0-1.
I’m not necessarily projecting that going forward, but he might really be pretty close to Pedro circa 1999.
Not afraid to nitpick
His problem is the curveball location
I’ve been notcing that for a while. He hangs a lot of them, it’s just such a good pitch that it’s hard to recognize the hanger.s
by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
it's like you're really there

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What's he ranked on our prospect list?
by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't have prospects
We have AL West trade bait
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
stav infection?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
who wants him
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Stav going on indefinite DL
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Tell him
Stav used to pitch but ran into control problems
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
well, thats the problem
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
what was the stupid anecdote this time? i missed it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
MatthewHLeach
Shelby Miller through four tonight for QC: 3 hits, 0 runs, 6 K, 1 BB.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Jaime took some lessons from Carp on economy, eh?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
the reds annoy me
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
he looks extremely goofy in his hat
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
no Y2S
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yadi
8? game hitting streak
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Bad call
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
zomg be careful Jaime.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I have it on good authority
it’s magic.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
seriously
fuck the stupid reds
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Dan
Didn’t the head of umpire’s come out and say they got the call on Mattingly wrong. They should have ejected Mattingly and let Broxton still pitch. UGH
sacks full of Reds
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
OT
BNightengale
#mlb #diamondbacks Scouts from Phillies and Tigers at game to watch D-backs starter Dan Haren, who’s on the block
"this team doesn't never know when to say die"
- Bobby Valentine on the Reds. Makes me hate the Reds and Bobby Valentine even more
its disgusting
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ehhh, I remember when Valentine called the host Bob or something, when his name was Karl (Ravech).
Karl was pissed about it.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
was it like when jim rome called jim everett chris?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't that on purpose?
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
yeah but it was still funny
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
orel herscheiser is the only reason that i watch espn telecasts with the sound on anymore
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hard to believe there was ever a rain delay
this game is speedy
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
probably
ESPN was reporting that earlier
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
love the pic
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up donny
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I am the Walrus?
I am the Walrus?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
6*
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Magic.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
umm
and the change
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Whoops
I still mean 5, his 4-seam/2-seam aren’t really different pitches IMO. The FF is the cutter, the orange/black cluster is a slider and the pink is a curve.
Not afraid to nitpick
i gotcha
Brooks has jaime throwing 6 different pitches too, seems a bit odd
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Jaime's 2seam and 4seam
really run together too. The good 2seamers and good 4seamers seam to be markedly different, but the average ones are very close to the same pitch
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I'm a pitch f/x noob
so what is the reason for the overlap on the two types of fastballs?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Why swing at a pitch leading off
when clearly there is no strike zone
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Justice is served
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
EFF
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Quit taking away our effin hits.
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
yeah but we are in the recent stretch of exercising our demons
demons=bud norris and friends
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I have that album.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
damn... spelling fail
exorcising
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably can't
Whole Metro East is under water
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
they are the home of the loosest sluts....
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't Garcia have a curveball?
has he thrown it at all yet? I
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
not much
he’s been throwing the slutter a lot in its place
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
slider and cutter?
or is he a pimp and i missed it?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
both
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
would be nice if he had a hammer to finish guys off.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
clippard's k of gomes was epic, as far as nationals games go
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
nibbling and getting behind batters.
typical, right?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the most efficient i've seen him. he could actually pitch into the 8th, though they probably won't let him
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I THINK NOT
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Jaime's net WPA for this game
.222
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
heh
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No prob.
Colby Rasmus strikes out a lot.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
someone tell the cameraman to clean off the lens!
one of the cams has a turd smudge right in the middle
No cameraman
It’s the robotic cam on the backstop
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
someone tell Yadi to clean it!
I’m sure he’d be willing
by HeadOfState on Jul 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
double dose
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
has he had a tight zone all night?
he definitely has this inning.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Very, very tight -- and yes, on Jaime.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
i am not an expert on the matter
so should i be severely annoyed that the cardinals have the 4th-highest line drive % in the league but are 20th in babip?
A strike to Colby, but not Cody
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
we need ramos in here to tie break
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Chief double, Pujols single.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
can somebody explain how the pick off rule works for lefthanders?
i thought that you had to step off the mound with your back foot to throw to first. However, I see lefties all the time just step to first and throw.
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
You have to be able to step toward first, I think.
Righties can’t physically do that without crossing the line to the plate.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Great commentary from Al - NOT
When you’re 17 or 27, you can bounce back from the injury…but when you’re 47, it’s a lot harder.
First of all, duh, second of all, how many 47-year-old MLB players has Al seen get injured?
I disagree
Yesterday.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, Moyer is going on the DL.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
is he out of options?
/ducks
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
dunno, if you count a hangover as an injury
Al has a point…can’t recover like I could when I was 17 anymore for sure
why the walk? just dangerous if Blanton gets lucky or gets pulled for a PHitter.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
I don't think it was intentional
He made some very good pitches in that AB. He got squeezed on a few and the hitter laid off some tough ones.
It's a little piece of the ASG
back at Busch!
by PeterStork670 on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
schwing
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Wow. Bearing down.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
SIR MATTHEW HOLLIDAY
YOUR SERVICE TO YOUR NATION ON THIS FINE DAY WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN
WE SHALL THROW YOU A GRAND FEAST!
by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
with pie?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Only if Matt brings it.
There are no pies left.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
JUST TELL THEM WE HAVE PUNCH AND PIE!!
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He already took all of them.
But we do have some fine drinks and snacks.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Indeed.
Very good outing.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
how does manuel not pinch hit there?
i would have anyway
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Joe Blanton is his guy.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Lack of confidence in his pen?
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Actually, his pen is probably really beat up
Since Moyer didn’t really pitch yesterday.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
let's get some runs
i’m hungry and wanna go grab some fud
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
wish granted
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
all i had to was ask, i guess
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
LOCKED. IN.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
BOMBS AWAY
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Hollidinger!!!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Hollijack!
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
take off your pants and do a dong dance
cuz that just happened!
by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Blanton must have been thinking about that strikeout...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
I knew he'd come around.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
I fucking love Matt Holliday!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
our team is awesome
just saying
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Did Cody Rand
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
SBN'd
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Colby Ransom grounded out to Cody Rasmus...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Did Cody Ransom
Just ground to himself?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I told the Internet what I was typing before I finished
And it got confused and stopped me
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I hate Al so much...
…that even when he makes a more-or-less correct statement (Holliday isn’t a HR guy he’s a line drive guy who hits it exceptionally hard) I STILL want to reach into the tv and strangle Al.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
he's hot for holliday
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
rec
at some point al will have to fired, and on that day ill be able to listen to a cardinals broadcast again.
rick horton would then take over
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Which I would welcome
And then Rick would start talking and… well… I’d be mad again. Catch-22.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
why did you have to fuckin' ruin it?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What about Gilbert Gottfried?
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
What, the Reds didn't get a lucky break?
HELL IS FREEZING OVA!!!!
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Or maybe Holliday and the Reds are inversely related.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Slo-mo Rasmus/Holliday high five
Awesome.
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
It is important that the Phillies do not get back that run in this inning.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
effin Holliday and his solo home runs...
Dude needs to understand he’s making three-run homer money.
Fire La Russa!
Leach braintwin
MatthewHLeach (Matthew Leach)
A clutch player would have hit a three-run homer there. #holliday #HittersHit
6 minutes ago retweeted by me from web
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It is not his fault
blame those in front of him for failing….
It is a team game they are playing here….
I stood where no man goes...
He was being sarcastic
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
The guys in front of him know...
he’s coming up so they don’t bother to try to get on base. It’s infected the entire team!
Fire La Russa!
gee - thanks al.
FIRE AL HRABOSKY (new FJM)
by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF Skip.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
well...that was ugly
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Al,
RE: McClellan at home
Stop talking about this. A curse will descend upon the mighty leviathan of the mound that is the Kaymack. So, on behalf of Cardinal fans (redbirdnation?), would you shut up? Thanks!
Me
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
And WTF Skip?
How in the name of Pete did that happen?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
needs new glove
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Lefty comin in? I can't see the bullpen on GD.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
yeah, Miller
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
better than Reyes - Howard.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
7-5 Washington going to the 9th
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
So I ask the question again
Is .309 .388 .543 acceptable from our rich LFer yet?
Not afraid to nitpick
I can live with that
And by “can live with that” I mean that’ll fucking do!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no
he needs to just go and count his money
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No...
he has to be charismatic too and hit three run homers when leading off an inning.
Fire La Russa!
Why not, Albert does.
Especially the leadoff 3-runners
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I would accept him re-doing the farmers feed us ad.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Not like the guy has over 1.000 OPS in July or anything.
OH WAIT!
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I believe his wOBA for the year just crossed .400
Which, coincidentally, is his career mark.
Dude is a baller.
Ask me again in 5 years.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
towel?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Just shut up Al
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
I've muted Al
My wife and I will now watch this game and talk about our lives. I like this better.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Dude.... It's Al
A cat-skinning would be better.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
but not Horton
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
TLR disagrees...but not by much.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Good one
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: So listening to the radio I should be thinking
“I wish I could see this” or " where is Mike Shannon" instead I just want to bitch about commercials. I especially get confused by six flags remaking thier own commercials exactly word for word with different voices and the prarie farms commercials if they want to do something “awesome and cool” like it’s not bad enough to be redundant with the lesser adjective as if you called Dan McGlaughlan (I don’t know how to spell his last name) obese and chubby. Atleast neither tells me Im not a man if I have five or less runs.
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HR willie harris off of arthur rhodes
yes
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
a guy on my softball team took a tour of busch stadium recently
he said that shannon sits on a giant exercise ball while he is calling the game. I found that funny
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
I sit on an exercise ball at work
I don’t buy the nonsense that it strengthens your core, I just find it comfy.
i found myself slouching way too much at work
so i slid the lumbar support all the way up on my chair and now i feel like the kids in that one episode of the simpsons
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah I think if you get used to it, that whole strengthens your core thing
doesn’t work anymore. I roll around. It’s relaxing.
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
that's really weird
yet kind of impressive that he can stay on that thing after several cold ones
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
he probably does a killer keg stand
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm surprised few people know that
there have been a few photos of it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, Christ
everyone crack your Franklins.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
it's been a few weeks
but I’m still flabbergasted AAAron Miles is on this club.
by Cedar Plank on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
what is the point of bringing in a lefty. Kmac could have walked him...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Yeah right?
I guess they were fishing and Frankie was coming in to face werth no matter what.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
LNOGY?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Team rule: Make an error, get replaced by Miles.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
That does feel shameful
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Bad to worse
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me say
I love that commercial that has the “Go Crazy” clip. I don’t think before that commercial had I ever heard the call without watching the video at the same time. It totally changed the feeling for me, and I got goosebumps again like it was the very first time I heard it.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
maybe because the numbers suggest that more often than not you fail than succeed
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh god
I had such a ridiculous moment of panic as I saw Miles closing on that. I was sure something was about to go horribly wrong.
Whew!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
what happened????
FSMW blanked out
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
miles didnt' screw up
forceout at second
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Slow roller up the middle,
miles didn’t blow it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Wow, my FSN cut out right as Franklin through that pitch...
and then came back as it was going to break…
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
I figured one of the guys in the truck wanted to spare us more Al bloviation
and threw himself on the control board.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
RALLY GHOSTPIG!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
TLR, soooper genius
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
La Russa's a genius.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
no kidding
things have definitely changed for this team. A month ago, miles would have thrown the ball into the outfield and Franky would have given up 5 more runs.
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
Skip made an error and had to be punished.
Or, TLR loves the double switch.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Claiborne?
“If he’s between 78 and 92 he’s in the zone” WTF?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dude's gonna have a .424 / .424 / .182 line by the end of the season.
Just to spite us all.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
My god
I’m not even angry anymore. Someone hitting the ball this softly and getting hits is impressive.
Not afraid to nitpick
that wasn't softly
that’s as hard as miles can pull the ball
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well right
But for a normal 32 year old guy (not a baseball player) that’s pretty soft.
Not afraid to nitpick
miles now hitting for higher average than cairo, by a bit
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
Oh, gawd, Miles just keeps putting a smile on Tony's face.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
that little shit Miles
He is the luckiest son-of-a-gun
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
You cannot stop him, you can only hope to DFA him
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Or, the Cubs edition
You cannot stop him, you can only hope to DFA him sign him to a two-year contract
i get down on my knees and pray that Ricketts is true to his word about Hendry
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
I haven’t looked at batting averages in awhile. How the eff is Miles batting .341???
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Every time Miles gets a pathetic hit, a little part of me dies inside.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
So here's the question...
…Is it better for the Cardinals if Miles keeps getting hits (b/c hits are good after all) or not? I’m going with not, b/c then he just won’t play and will get DFA’d eventually. This way he keeps making TLR think he’s a good enough player to play semi-often. Which he’s not. Though that was a solid single. Shit.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
he's not gonna be DFA'd
as long as he plays like this.
by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah he will
“Playing like this” is hitting balls so softly that the outfielders can’t get them. The window he has to get hits is tiny, he’s just managed to do it over 30some PAs. If he keeps “playing like this” he will hit .250/.300/.290.
Not afraid to nitpick
It's always better for the player to produce while in a Cardinal uniform.
No matter how crazy it makes us.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
No it is definitely not good
Because every hit gives him 4 more outs to suck balls. And he will in fact use up all of those outs to get down to .250/.300/.290, which means a whole lot of shitty baseball.
Not afraid to nitpick
See, I agree with this position
I figure if he just sucks it up he’ll get benched or DFA’d. This way he keeps playing sometimes. And in close and late situations no less. That’s scary.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
when he was with us before he had some pretty big hits IIRC
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you are on to something here.
but who???
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
Maybe Cincy wants him back...
after all, they are paying him.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
ive quit being upset about aaron miles
what changed me was reading BCBer’s reaction to his current average
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
It's kinda funny to me that it takes a .390 BABIP to get to .788
Usually when you see the ridiculously high BABIPs like that you’re talking 1.100 OPS and the like.
Not afraid to nitpick
THIS IS CRADINAL BASEBALL!!!!!!!!
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
No,
It’s what gives him his power.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
by Red Blazer on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No, because he is incredibly lucky and a bad defender.
He seems like a good guy, but he isn’t worth the roster spot.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
It's nothing personal, really
He seems like a swell dude and, yes, he does work his nuts off as far as I can tell. He’s just not very good and he’s in the way of potentially more exciting and talented players. It’s like giving a kid an F in class… It’s not necessarily b/c the teacher hates the kid, but more likely that the kid just isn’t very good at, say, English composition.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ Rains has crazy Oswalt tweet
BJRains
RT @craigcalcaterra A source tells me that the Cardinals are the front runners for Roy Oswalt. http://bit.ly/cm78em
Id rather have Haren. Oswalts seems like he is due for some health issues.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
maybe not.
if oswalt insists on the option being picked up, that should increase our leverage to give a lesser prospect. just speculatin’
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
more
craigcalcaterra
As for player(s) back to HOU: there has been talk of Shelby Miller, but it’s fluid. Deal is not imminent, but there has been a lot of talk.
I would be seriously pissed
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
AJ Pujols would be pissed.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit
if AJ Pujols were pissed at me, I’d find a new planet to live on
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Albert lives under so much pressure.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting Oswalt without Miller would be ballin
Assuming DeWitt is agreeing to bump payroll by 20M.
Not afraid to nitpick
Houston seems to have moved off of the 3 ML ready player demand.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
bout damn time
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
heh heh heh
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
i'd cry
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you're kidding me, right?
i don’t want that $
by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
but i think his two more years of team control prohibits that deal
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
No effin way.
He’s saying the giant option has to be picked up for him to approve the trade.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
but but but
we’re out of pie!
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
And Drayton ain't gonna send any cash with him.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
Wow
Waino
Carp
Oswalt
Garcia
Lohse/Hawksworth/Penny
That would be arguably the best rotation in baseball.
by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
me either
and, maybe i’m in the minority here, i’d rather have Dan Haren
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather have Haren too
But I have the feeling we can get Oswalt for less.
by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
probably easiest to fleece Houston
;-)
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
yes, I'd rather have Haren but if we don't have to give up Miller
and DeWitt is willing to pay all the money, this would be great
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
yup
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't buy it
unless he’s backing off the demand for his option to be picked up
which he might to come here. this was one of his preferred destinations
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do you hate Oswalt?
Seems like a good guy to me anyway.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
He does own a D6 Bulldozer
Being a Cat employee that is somewhat endearing to me :)
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
for the billion times they said Roy Oswalt was the ONLY
20 game winner in the NL back in the 04 nlcs
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
freakin wish granted
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
We've scored runs....
have a franklin in celebration!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Every time a bunt is fielded incorrectly by the opposition
I automatically get a warm and fuzzy feeling.
/flashbacks to 06
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
lopexxxxxxxxxx!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
FLOPPY.........
Best money spent in baseball this year. What were teams thinking?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
he and grit neck and neck
in the regression derby
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
Miles only cost the minimum...
and he’s hitting 350+. Hitting bloopers is actually a skill.
Fire La Russa!
I agree
fuck, just sign Austin Wilson
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
get on it Mo!
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
there's talking
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
encouraging
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really glad we picked up Lopez. Really...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
YAY Floppy!
That’s what I like to see!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
if Miles was qualified
his ISO would be 6th lowest in the bigs. is this surprising?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
no
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
even sadder
Yadi is 15th lowest, and has an ISO almost twice as high
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
He got a couple of fluke doubles
One on a grounder down the line and the other on a blooper into left center.
Not afraid to nitpick
Pierre, Theriot, Figgins, Izturis, Elvis Andrus
from worst to best
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
holy eff
that’s ridiculous. he’s ahead of the guy who pushed michael young off short
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
yeah
remember when some folks wanted to sign Chone Figgins?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I did but not for the price that he got
But I don’t think anyone could have seen him falling into the effing Mariana Trench.
Not afraid to nitpick
oh, i was probably one of the people wanting to sign him
it just shows you how fast things can change
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Andrus doesn't have power
But he is actually a good defender, has pretty good on-base skills, and runs like a demon.
Aaron Miles he is not.
and capps just made votto look silly
double win
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
suck it blanton
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Fast becoming a VEB fave
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
reds about to lose
thom brennaman complaining about the dodgers and phillies “not competing” in st. louis lulz
what an asswipe
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
he is confused
he was under the impression that a win means less when you don’t fall behind by 3 runs
Reds bite it. Don't look at the scoreboard, guys.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Wash winnar
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Why sac up by three with albert coming up?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Can we keep Jay?
I like Craig but Jay seems a better fit.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Is it safe for
John Jay to move out of the Holiday Inn Express and sign a lease on an apartment yet?
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
heh ya wtf guys
trying to trick Mo into thinking he has no trade value?
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
OT: Starting Livan Hernandez in fantasy tomorrow.
Yup, I just went there.
by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
I don't even know what that means...
And I probably should…
by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see it now
1 IP 7 H 6 ER
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
150 pitches
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
at least
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Livan Hernandez is an absolutely ridiculous person
he’s thrown over 180 innings in 12 straight years and counting, despite SUCKING for a couple of those years. i just don’t understand how he works
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
well i was the game on saturday
we stopped in collinsville on the way home at waffle house and i had some cheesy grits as a tribute to Aaron F Miles. Maybe its my fault that he is doing well.
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
^at
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
and they better not start anytime soon
we are playing quality Baseball gentlemen
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
We had one last night,
and it’s barely 1000 comments. This is child’s play.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Hey, keep your ball off my Holliday.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Manuel must have been very angry at Holliday.
A very violent IBB.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
ghostpig.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
first GS right here
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Colby Ransom RBI!!
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well, okay then
A sac fly isn’t the worst thing there.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Me too
The second I realized there was no awesome Dan homerun call I got a little less happy
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
well, this is gonna be amusing
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Franklin with the 3 run blast?
Please fairy dust!
by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's ok.
He knows what he’s doing.
He’s done it twice already this year.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.
They don't bat in the AL dan
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
never started for the phillies?
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
haha
Franklin “batting”
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Brendan Ryan loves it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that Blake Hawksworth making Kyle Lohse stumble up on the stoop?!!
HAWKS. THE BUBBLE WRAP. eff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hawk wants his rotation spot
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he didn't even see what was happenin
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog very interested in this AB
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Fucking A Al
Shut the FUCK up!!!!
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
What'd he say?
I muted it.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
something about a chinny chin chin
I don’t even care if it was relevant
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
beard related.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
do i have to have a reason to hate Al F Hrabosky?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
not really.
I’m just adding search terms for VEB.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
gotcha
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
at least they ain't floaters.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
new meme?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I hope not.
I’m just disavowing any rumors of my lack of fiber.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
pebbles always make me giggle
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I shift A'd when I got here tonight.
dare I scroll up?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
just ctrl+f floaters
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
oh...I know how to find it....
I just don’t know if I want to.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it all came from a claiborne quote
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
all the more reason why it needs no memeing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Um...
Craig Calcaterra of NBC Sports heard from a source Wednesday that the Cardinals are the “front runners” for Astros starter Roy Oswalt.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/the-cardinals-are-the-front-runners-for-roy-oswalt.php
by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, sorry mine froze up and sent me to the bottom.
Did a search and it didn’t come up, weird.
by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The more I think about it the better it sounds...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
I wouldn't bet on it
Oswalt isn’t exactly choice pickings.
by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree
I’d be totally psyched to have Oswalt
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
oh i agree
and you have to not like the trade. but once you get beyond that, this year and next are going to KICK ASS.
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Just keep hand off Miller. I want to watch the kid develop.
And not at some other ballpark.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Larussa must have told him that there were snipers on the roof
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Might hurt his arm.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Franky: no gloves.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
when does he need a glove
for the beard?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
NexDef'd
(see above)
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
hope somebodys got insurance
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
What part of Turn Around, Dont Drown do
people not understand.
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
yes, also,
I was there this afternoon. Shit was so cash.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i can't believe that dan just said the fans really like to be around jim hayes
they are just waiting to see if the squirrel on his head is going to move again…
Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Oddest mascot costume in MLB.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess my toupee spotting ability is lacking
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
flashback to Waino getting off the bottom step and patting the top of his head
“Not the hair! Not the hair!”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
really???
how did i miss this???
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
they replayed it during the many mid-season montages.
the bloopers, most likely.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Waino said something about a little brother, IIRC
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: I am going to the Gilroy Garlic Festival this weekend out here in CA
It is what it sounds like — a festival about garlic, especially its consumption. I am so excited.
I've heard of that!
that’s on my bucket list.
tell us how the ice cream is.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Report back on the garlic ice cream.
I’ve always wondered what that would be like.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, Y2S
ninja’d.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
well at least I'm not the only one wondering.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
been there.
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, I'll jump right on that
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
...damn, I've got power.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
JOE STRAUSS, STOP BEING AN OVERBEARING SOURPUSS.
(cross fingers)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
tell Mo to do somethin' somethin'
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
ACQUIRE ROY OSWALT WITHOUT TRADING MILLER.
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
SIGN AUSTIN WILSON!
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I canna have that much powar!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
(rec'd for being only one day late to the anniversary of James Doohan's death)
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
man. it’s been a while, eh?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
BEFORE YOU WORRY ABOUT OSWALT'S MONEY
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP WORRYING ABOUT MONEY
Bill’s got ya.
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
only if we go to moar games
so, when do those tickets become free?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
all of august isn't it?
bad time for this promotion when we need to throw ~$8MM at draftees, then oswalt
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
today
needed 3 of 4 from Phillies
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
go dressed up as a vampire
you’d get all the garlic smelling tweens
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
well at least you won't have to worry about Twilight fans showing up
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I love cooking, love eating
And most escoecially loooove garlic and I haven’t been yet. Enjoy and hopefully I can make one someday
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
franklin touching 94?
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Colby!
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
Colby's like, yeah, routine fly ball.
SOLD IT!!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
chicken dinner!!!!!!!!!
Optimism carried too far becomes dementia.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Smoooooooth!!!!!
8 straight chicken dinners!!!!
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
anyone wanna buy me some chicken
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Smooth finish
eating chicken for over a week, and I like it.
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
better go but some more
don’t fuck it up, dude!
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So what kind of horrorshow lineup do we see tomorrow?
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
I'm still trying to find FSM's stats on the last time Carp and Waino allowed anyone else to start in their battery.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
consecutive innings of yadi catching waino is the second longest streak in baseball. second longest to the consecutive number of innings that yadi has caught carp
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
them's the numbers I want.
you got the numbers?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
no numbers
i just remember dan saying it on a broadcast
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
I was busy, though
can someone tweet the guys in the truck and ask them for the m-f numbers?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You sound like a Heroin addict needing a fix....
calm down Yadi…lol
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
you got that thing I sent ya?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Miles will get the start at 2nd base
"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."
No chicken
time for a STrEAK dinner!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
FESPN covering it immediately.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
holy crap, their graph!
it’s in my pants!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I missed it.
what was their graph? I love graphs.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
here's one

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
time on x, winning percentage on y
Phillies. Cardinals.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i had some spicy chicken for dinner
im full, but who am i to turn down another chicken dinner?
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
was rick hummel the beat writer before strauss?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
little kid from Haiti asked Holliday for a homer!
the legend of the tremendous skull continues
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
moar My Wish stuff
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
SFM DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALL THIS TRADE SFM TALK
donitrite?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
does he merit an "F" yet?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
his K/9 is 32
whatchu think?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
no >27 is not possible
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
doh
well it is possible, just not likely
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
no, it's really not possible
27 is the number of outs recorded per 9 innings
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
dropped 3rd strikes
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
yeah
i’m hanging my head in shame right now
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
a missed strike 3 with the batter getting to first.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
5 times a game
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
lol i like it
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
lay off the doobage
what they said^
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
we could have terrible catcher in the minors....
it’s possible, though highly unlikely
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
it's what we've been saying all along...
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
ah, i gotcha
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
how many innings
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
55
but i doubt that includes tonight’s 4 inning, 6 K outing
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
same with RFL
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
if we trade RFL and Shelby for Oswalt
Imma gonna be pissed
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you're right. I'm a-skeert.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
I hope not
I know where Mo lives
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'm fightin' for my life right now." -- Boog
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
8!
I was reading on stlcardinals.com that Wilson was in the park tonight. That’s… well, not bad. Has anyone heard anything else on the other guys the Cards drafted?
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
we covered it. with pictures.
find should get it done.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad this guy is nobody important
i just googled oswalt cardinals and saw this
Fox_Matthew: @MorganPCampbell So Werth goes to Astros, Oswalt to the Cardinals and the Philies gets Brenden Ryan and Randy Winn to replenish minors
how awesome would THAT be?
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
I would build a monument to Wade
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
yes.
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
So BR and Winn in exchange for a type A?
Cards take on a ton of salary and everyone’s happy. heh.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
pulling a Jockety
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
how is getting
brendan ryan and randy freakin winn going to “replenish” anyone’s minors? lol
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
it's ed wade we're talking about
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Amauro, actually.
From Wades perspective, he’s dumping salary and getting a type A FA, so more picks (which he will inevitably screw up). But why would Philly do this? BR is not gonna replace Rollins, and he can’t be sent down w/o clearing waivers. This makes no sense.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
oh,
i dunno if it was meant to make sense
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it doesn't
it just made my smile. we can dream, can’t we?
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
and Phillie was the leader
to get Oswalt 4 hours ago, and now they’re going to take the crap end of a 3 way trade? This tweet smells afoul.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I can get on that boat
wait, we need MORE Outfielders?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
now that makes sense!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday, Rasmus, RFL, Werth, Jay, Craig,
Winn, Stavinoh…. nvm
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
anyone else afraid that Mo is dingoldangoldanglin Colby?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
urge to kill
rising…
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Men, lock up your wives!
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
holy eff
get back on this team!
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
key word being THIS
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Last I heard, he was joining the team in Chicago.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
according to strauss...
he should be in Memphis tomorrow. Chicago Friday.
I went back and looked at that again and I was wrong (sorry)
here’s the info from strauss’s chat:
“jakead: Great Tsunami,
I live down in Memphis and unfortunatly missed the showdown between Ludwick and Rick Ankiel. Seeing as the series just started, do you have any idea how long Ludwick will be on this rehab stint? I would love to catch a game.
Thanks,
Joe Strauss: You better get there tonight (Wednesday). Lud’ is due in Chicago Friday."
d'oh!
just bought the tickets lol. no worries. i was due for a game regardless, hopefully I’ll luck out
omg..
So sorry. I could have swore that’s what he said.
seriously
don’t worry about it. i’ve been meaning to take the wife (avid fan) to a game for a few weeks now and with the Cards playing at 1:15, tomorrow night is perfect for AAA game
I'm really sorry
If you want you can PM me a Paypal address and I’ll pay half the cost of your two tickets.
for real, don't worry about it
we’ve been talking about for awhile and tomorrow fits our schedule perfectly. so we’ll go and have a good time either way. thanks though!
I'm glad to hear that
I really hope Ludwick plays in Memphis tomorrow. My memory isn’t what it used to be :)
If he doesn’t play, the offer still stands.
you can pay me though if you want.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
haha i so fail at that this summer
look for something tomorrow.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
rofl, this exchange
double rofl, “outrage” is a really freaking nice guy
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
mo and his due dilligence
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
so us and philly
are like the only teams looking for front end, expensive pitching. got it.
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
who are too damn impatient to wait for someone to heal on the DL
"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
just read strauss' chat
yeah, yeah
and he says his sources say that miller is going nowhere
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Franklin: I was just trying to get his pitch count up so he wouldn't be available tomorrow.
Just kiddin’. I was told not to swing.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
ah but why was he told not to swing? hmm? HMMMM?
to get his pitch count up so he wouldn’t be available tomorrow!
Brilliant!
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ottavino still has a locker in the clubhouse.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
That's because he does not have enough range of motion in his shoulder to reach the top shelf
And nobody has the heart to box up his stuff for him.
This is encouraging
Lohse said he would pitch another bullpen Friday, and would “probably” throw a rehab start with one of the Minor League affiliates Monday.
The right-hander was most encouraged with his location and life on his pitches, not worrying about the results against the hitters. With all the other starters surrounding the batting cage while he threw, Lohse said they agreed his stuff looked close to normal.
“They are not going to lie and say it looks good when it doesn’t,” Lohse said of other starters watching.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
NOGAFAMFT
But one has both Arroyo and Wolf. Their combined line tonight:
11.1 IP, 19 H, 19 ER, 5 BB, 4 K, 15.09 ERA
But I’m fine with that.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
too hot for your shutter speed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Mariners &WSox
are 0-0 through 7 1/2. Felix has retired 17 straight and 2 hits. He’s really good.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this be a bizarre photo...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
how so?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I dunno, out-of-context it just seems odd.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Jat just remembered the joke Ryan plays in the shower
called “Brenda Ryan”
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver
by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, jeez, don't wanna think about that.
"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."
i'm thinking
we ain’t picturing that
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
This is pretty neat
a video tour of all of STL’s professional Ball Parks.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Thanks for this
this is really cool. The story the guy tells about Bill Veeck is really cool. I forgot that he was in charge of a team other than the White Sox. (I live on honorary Bill veeck drive).
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Stan Musial faced one hitter as a pitcher...
and they have a photo of it. He faced the man chasing him for the batting title in 1952.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
god i love jaime garcia
dude was on fucking fire tonight. had everything working. it was truly a pleasure to watch.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Diving Felipe, your #5 web gem
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
and some Phillie thing at #2.
Meh.
I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?
by The Continental on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, STL is hot.
Looking forward to this weekend up at Wrigley. It’s always fun. Just hoping we don’t get swept.
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark
WTF makes you think this team could lose right now?
much less get swept by the fucking cubs? please
/drinking the winning streak kool aid
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Cubs fan...
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark
SAME QUESTION!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, admitting to a mistake is a mistake!
'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.
i'm tired and on winning streak kool aid
i’m sorry for anything i say tonight in advance.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll tell you what
just to make it fair, we’ll go ahead and have Jeff Suppan pitch one of the games.
You’re welcome…
Albert Pujols is ridiculous.
Nope, he got a hit last night.
I predict at least 2.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
reds lost!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
how about a league average pitcher who gets paid like a fucking ace
why hello there kyle lohse
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 22, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions
10MM AAV is a bargain for an ace
i would say it’s roundabout market value for a roundabout league average pitcher. and lohse is better than league average
the missed time definitely affects his ability to live up to the contract, but what’re you gonna do. the dude was the first MLB player in history to be diagnosed with motocross disease.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I blame all the haircuts he was doing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

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