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Chris Carpenter does not give a fuck about your optimism, you know. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

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Chris Carpenter does not give a fuck about your optimism, you know. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)


We've waited for this all season, ever since those first few games of the year when it looked as if this 2010 team was going to roar through like a 2004 sequel. We've waited to see this bizarre, flawed, untimely team really put it all together and finally get on a roll.

Well, I think we can now safely say we finally know what it looks like when everything is working at the same time for the 2010 Cardinals. And it isn't too bad, is it?

Chris Carpenter looked healthy. Better than healthy, he looked efficient. Eight innings, just 90 pitches. Any time you can run through any lineup, much less one with the firepower boasted by the Phillies (even a half-strength Phillies), in less than twelve pitches per inning you're doing something right.

And really, that goes for the whole team. They're all doing something right at the moment.  What's been most remarkable about this run the Cardinals are currently on isn't just that they're winning, it's the fact they're winning big. Not all the wins have been blowouts, of course, but just about all of them have been games which felt firmly in hand most of the way. The come-from-behind against Jonathan Broxton and the Dodgers didn't, of course, but the rest have. Honestly, even when last night's game was close, when it was just 2-0, there was never a moment when I felt like the Cardinals weren't going to win. It could be the massive dose of Ecstasy I've taken to ingesting before ballgames in order to cut the edge off losses, but I don't think so. It just felt like they were going to get it done, and nothing the Phillies could do was going to change that. 

Star-divide

This is my message to all of you this morning: remember this feeling. Savour it. Soak it in, because none of us know how long it's going to last. Sure, the Cards have Jaime Garcia on the mound tonight, and he's as good a bet as there is to keep a roll like this going, and they've got Adam Wainwright going Thursday. Nonetheless, this whole thing could go right back in the gutter at any moment.

Still, for now, things look awfully good for our boys in red. Even with David Freese unable to get out of his own way and get back on the field, the Cards look strong. Sure, I cringe every time the ball is hit to Felipe Lopez, but hey, as long as he keeps getting on base the way he is, I can handle it.

The Cards' other rehabbing warrior of the O, Ryan Ludwick, is doing much better than Senor Freeze, as he hit a home run in his first rehab start last night. Of course, that forces us to confront the rather frightening question of just what happens when Ludwick is reactivated and a roster spot has to be found for him. Randy Winn hit a dinger last night, making it two days in a row he's hit a ball over the fence rather than throwing one over. Jon Jay is trying his damnedest to force us media types to dig up those old scouting reports that claimed he would win a batting title one day. And Allen Craig, well, Allen Craig is a bad, bad man, boys and girls. We've seen just the barest hint of how bad he can be. So what happens when Luddy comes back and there suddenly isn't even close to enough room for all these guys to get plate appearances? (Spoiler alert: I'll bet we're not going to like the way it plays out. Just a hunch.)

Kyle Lohse is on the mend, and on the radio, and the television, and guess what? He's all kinds of optimistic. Of course, that and four dollars will get you one of those fancy cups of coffee with the cream on top, but there actually looks to be reason for his optimism. He looks, dare I say it, close to coming back. Not close like the overly touchy sales girl at work who seems way too interested in how you're doing every day, but still fairly close. Like just about ready for a rehab assignment of his own close.

So with all this good news and sunshine pouring out of every hole, what could go wrong? Well, there are plenty of things that could go wrong, but honestly, I just don't have the heart to go over them this morning. I feel too good about this Cardinal team and where they are right now to rain on that parade. After months of waiting for this team to show up, months of frustration, we seem to have our team at last. A team that gives you that feeling, at least part of the time, that it doesn't matter what their opponent does, they'll find a way to win.

It feels pretty good to be a Cardinal fan this morning, doesn't it? I suppose winning streaks in general always do that, but this one feels a little more special than usual. This one feels like a prize long in the waiting and hard-fought for, a prize you sometimes doubted you would ever be able to reel in. Like I said, it could all go south tomorrow, or tonight even, and we shouldn't be surprised if it does. For now, though, it feels pretty good to be able to look at our redbirds and say they're right where they should be, finally.

Now, if we could just get the Reds to lose a fucking game...

The Baron's Playlist for the 21st of July, 2010

"Winning" - Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton

 "Everyone's a Winner" - Meligrove Band

"What's In it For?" - Avi Buffalo

"What's In it For Me?" - The Walkmen

"The Ballad of El Goodo" - Big Star

"You Win Again" - Hank Williams/ Ray Charles (I've never been able to decide which version I like better)

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anyone have the full sum-up on all the rehabbing Cardinals and ex-Cardinals

It would be cool to see it all in one place, but I can’t track them all.

Also, everyone wishes they were a warrior of the O.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 7:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Bring unicorns.

Strauss writes up the injured position players. The Freese timeline is pretty vague.

Concern exists that Freese could stress the injured right ankle if he returns too quickly and compensates for a painful toe. The club has confined its description of Freese’s ankle injury to a bone bruise; however, there have been repeated references to weakness in the area.

Manager Tony La Russa sounded more reserved than Freese discussing the matter.

Before the weight-room incident the club had projected Freese’s return for around the first of August.

No one publicly offered a modified time-line Tuesday but concerns were voiced privately that the accident could set back Freese’s return by two to three weeks.

Ludwick’s return is very near, it seems.

The Cardinals hope to activate Ludwick in time for this weekend’s series in Chicago against the Cubs.

There is also a little bit on Skip’s balky wrist and Greene’s continued progress.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be so nice when the DL stops being a one-way trip.

It seems like the Cards have been adding guys to the DL without them ever coming off.

Pretty concerned about Freese. Is that ankle going to be an on-going problem from now on?

Also, is Colby’s hamstring still bugging him?

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

what was all that about Ankiel? and Duncan? I mean, Randy Winn had this home run, and I wasn’t sure what was going on.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Side note

Apparently Ankiel is close to being called up from AAA here in KC. What a dumb signing by genius Dayton Moore.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

For a guy who can apparently spot minor league talent

My god is he bad at constructing a MLB team.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah 6ly

Supposedly the Royals rejected a deal from the Angels of P O’Sullivan for Callaspo. Seems like a good trade for KC.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then Alex Gordon could play third.

Oh, wait…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

No he’s an OF now…. #facepalm. They just moved him to RF from LF. He should have been in RF instead of LF the whole time with his arm. Just don’t understand sometimes. They don’t have Moose coming up at 3rd though. Sorry for hijacking this thread with Royals talk.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair he only cost about $2m, didn't he?

I actually think that was a pretty good upside move. It’s the sort of low-risk, high-upside move we often hope for the Cards to make in the off-season…

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

1 year $3.25 million contract

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, most of the ex-Cards are dead.

But Stan Musial is still around, ready to take some grounders.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 21, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ain't dead yet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds

The Reds almost coughed it up versus the Nats last night. They keep winning on this homestand, but Dusty has to get that bullpen to break down at some point, right? Right? Pretty please?

by raisin1 on Jul 21, 2010 7:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Dusty has sacrificed many young arms

To the Gods of Baseball. Thus in 2010 they reward there faithful servant.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jul 21, 2010 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

He's got another lined up.

Anbody want to hazard an over/under on Chapman’s total number of pitches over the first 3 games he starts? When he actually starts, anyway.

by dronemc on Jul 21, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

Did anyone see the Phillies have demoted Kyle Kendrick to AAA after his bad inning monday?

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jul 21, 2010 8:12 AM EDT reply actions  

and they called up Drew Carpenter in his place.

Battle of the poor 5th starters, they lose, we win and win and win

and win and win….

by Aranathor on Jul 21, 2010 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

and win and win and win

You missed a couple….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

forgot about...

winn and winn. One for each HR.

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is my message to all of you this morning: remember this feeling. Savour it. Soak it in, because none of us know how long it’s going to last. Sure, the Cards have Jaime Garcia on the mound tonight, and he’s as good a bet as there is to keep a roll like this going, and they’ve got Adam Wainwright going Thursday. Nonetheless, this whole thing could go right back in the gutter at any moment.

I have my lucky charms, rabbits food, 4-leaf clover, black-eyed peas, and my fingers are crossed. Not that luck has anything to do with it of course.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 8:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep...

I’m actually taking my father-in-law (Cubs fan) for Saturday’s game and I’m pretty sure it will be freakin’ Hawksworth, so I’ll have that to look forward to…

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

where does this idea that Hawksworth is terrible come from?

5 starts for us, no more than 4 ER given up in any one. Over roughly that period, he has an xFIP of 4.42. He’s not great by any means, and he needs to drop that BB/9, but he’s been a competent back of the rotation starter (and I will also add that he’s getting BABIP’d to the tune of about .370)

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean to imply that he's terrible...

sorry. I’d just rather see Waino or Carp at Wrigley.

It looks like Gorzelanny (of the pretty soft-tossing lefty variety) is going for them, so who knows what kind of lineup I’ll get to see. And if Hawk gets lit up for a HR or 2 (especially with all the guys he walks), I’ll be sitting at Wrigley Field with a bunch of liquored up Cubs fans listening to how the Cubs are gonna go on a roll now and whatever.

I guess that’s the risk you take going to a Cards/Cubs game there though, huh?

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I went to Wrigley during Memorial Day weekend,

the Cub fans were pretty subdued. Of course, it was Adam Wainwright and Albert Pujols doing the subduing…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I could use a trip like that!

It sounds like Lud might be activated by the weekend though. Pretty good-looking lineup if you slot him in and the team keeps hitting the way they have been lately.

Wait, opposing lefty = a Randy Winn in CF start (and no Colby) in all likelihood, right? Crap…

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably, yes.

Maybe they’ll keep Bad Man Craig on the roster to have him rough up Gorzelanny and send a message to the Cub faithful…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

but probably not in the starting lineup...

if Lud is activated. I mean, I doubt they’d throw him out in CF and start Craig in RF on Lud’s first or second game back into action.

Side note: Speaking of Colby, did anyone hear Al just bagging on him last night? And the dude wasn’t even in the lineup! He was talking about how Albert always plays banged up and junk but that Colby is gonna have to figure out how to get in the lineup when he has all of these little minor injuries.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's been clear since Colby made the roster

that Al Hrabosky hates him. And I don’t think I am being unfair in the characterization. Nothing Rasmus does is ever praised by Hrabosky and Hrabosky always finds fault in Rasmus. I’ll never forget when Colby hit a double last year while batting in front of Pujols and Al said that the problem with Colby hitting a double right here is that the other team is now going to pitch around Pujols. Seriously, Al? It’s unbelievable. I really appreciated when he criticized Molina for not hustling against Chicago, but his anti-Rasmus bias is incredible and distracting.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

almost all of Al's critizism on Colby

is completely unfair. And I really grow tired of it. Playing banged up is not something we want players to do in all honestly. look what happened to Freese…

Albert playing with a sore leg is not nearly a burden on the team as Colby playing with a sore leg. Colby has to cover a lot more ground than Pujols.

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Albert is a freak of nature and seems to have the recovery powers of a video game character. I don’t really think it’s a good idea for mere mortals to try to come back ridiculously early from injuries or play through ridiculous pain because, well, there’s only one man who’s quite that ridiculous.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed 1000%

Perfect example with that “hitting a double is somehow a bad thing” story. It is just so predictable…

Last night, in the 5th (before Holliday’s 3R HR) Winn gets on base in front of Albert. Winn ends up stealing 2nd and I’m just WAITING for Al to say something about how it wasn’t a good play because now 1B is open and now they’re surely gonna walk Albert, which is somehow the worst thing in the history of the world. I mean, we’ve heard this ALL SEASON when Colby (or another guy) does it, so of course it’s coming, right?

Of course not. He doesn’t say a word. Scratch that…he breaks down Randy’s “pop-up” slide and talks about how impressive it was because there was “no wasted motion” and he can be “heads up and advance to 3rd if the ball gets away.” Really Al?

Such an old fucking curmudgeon…it really grinds my gears.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There's clearly some form of dislike going on

I don’t know if Al still thinks he’s in clubhouse and he needs to get these little bastards off his lawn, or if Rasmus punched Al in the face and it’s been kept under wraps, or if Colby refused an autograph, or something else… but Al’s obviously got something against the guy. It’s almost pathological at this point.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you recall anyone else he's ever had this same attitude towards?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He complained about Allen Craig diving for that ball the other night when

the Cardinals were up by 6. Craig missed the ball, and Al said that you never want to take that kind of risk when you have a big lead. Um, wrong. I think it’s a general dislike of younger players, and a more specific dislike of Rasmus.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I went to that game as well.

I was 10 rows behind the cards dugout and my first trip to Wrigley. I thought I was going to hate that park but I actually really enjoyed the ambiance and the history of that place. You could almost feel the decades century of misery seeping from the walls.

It also didn’t hurt that Waino was dynamite and AP had three dingerz!

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wrigley is fun

if you don’t have to leave your seat to do things like get beer, go to the bathroom, etc.

by sdrone on Jul 21, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrigley is a cool place to go visit once

That said, I’m glad I don’t have to go there every time I want to see my team play. It’s pretty much a dump.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

I’ve been there once and I agree completely.

by NCSaluki on Jul 21, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even like it the one time I went there

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the plus side

if it turns out that the Hawk is going on Friday, you’ll get Suppan instead!

Yay!!!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

looking at WAR

Hawks and Soup are nearly the exact same, replacement-level pitcher. Both are are -0.1 after 60 innings this year.
But from a attending-the-game fan’s perspective, I’d much rather watch the young pitcher.

by _pistol_ on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Hawk's been better as a starter, though, hasn't he?

and I definitely think he’s got more upside (slightly stronger peripherals too, and a bit unlucky on balls in play, whereas I think Suppan has been slightly the opposite). But yeah, I’m not sure I’d want to watch either of them!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Hawk is better for the bullpen

He has a nice fastball and that changeup. I’m not sure his breaking ball is starter quality.

by Toddius on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am certain that it isn't.

Someone posted a graph on it yesterday or the day before and it is not even bullpen quality.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

<1000 RPMs is terrible from what I’ve seen. And since he’s been a starter it’s been worse.

For reference: Penny’s curve is averageish watching it and he gets 1400, Carpenter about 1650, Wainwright gets about 1800, Strasburg 1900. RPM isn’t the only way to look at it, but it’s a quick guess that seems to match with what you see from a scouting perspective.

He’s been throwing a cut fastball a few times a game lately and I have to wonder if they are going to have him turn that more into a cutter/slider long term for a third pitch.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thing is,

He has made it over one of the biggest problems for relievers turning into starters: the platoon disadvantage. The problem is that he can’t do the thing most relievers excel at: striking out same-handed batters with a slider.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 21, 2010 5:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You have 60'6" of space in your mom's basement?

I’m impressed. Is the ceiling down there high enough for this type of activity?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you misclassifying your pitch as a "curve"

when really it’s a “slurve”?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems to have a problem with pitch classifications:

Hence, no Penny pitch f/x post

::Ducks::

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I classified the shit out of Strasburg though

GameDay changed their classifications after the fact to match mine.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems that way

Either that or from Colin Wyers’ post at BPro, but I’m not sure if they subscrive to that or not.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not that hard to throw a good breaking ball

But it is that hard to throw it consistently and control any breaking ball at the big league level.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying

He might just be a starter with his FB/CH combo + a average breaking ball, but his curve blows however he’s throwing it right now.

Given that the Matt Morris cutter lineage has apparently filtered to Carp on down to Wainwright (and Garcia has this killer slider out of fucking nowhere), it seems they are decent at teaching that. If they plan on Hawk starting long term, it’d be worth a shot?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't Garcia's slider more of a cutter?

I know it’s kindof a moot point, because (IIRC) they’re thrown with basically the same grip and action more or less, but I’ve generally heard Carp’s and Jaime’s referred to as more of a cutter and Waino’s as a slider, and I think more or less the only distinction is velocity…

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime has a fastball, a cut fastball, a slider, changeup curveball

The cut fastball and slider are very different pitches. Similar horizontal movement, but the slider has a lot more drop and his about 10 MPH slower.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 22, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and additionally

I thought I’d read somewhere already that he’s working on a cutter?

I definitely think it’s the way to go because as far as I can see it’s one of the easier pitches to “learn” at the major league level (I can think of tons of pitchers who’ve added a decent cutter, but pretty much nobody who’s suddenly developed a curveball at the top level), and that curve isn’t going to cut it (no pun intended).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but now he is apparently the world’s biggest Blackhawks fan. And somehow he also likes the White Sox. I give him shit all the time…

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I ran into the same problem with my old

Scoot Rolen Voodoo doll. Little delay reaction though. Since i’ve put it away Santa has turned back into Santa

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, you have to wonder about that connection.

Maybe it’s a generic thirdbase voodoo doll since Scott is hurt now also. anyway, I rec’d your post cause you made me laugh.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Rolen is worth more than Freese

so if it’s a war of attrition via voodoo doll, we’re winning. Until Votto goes down, anyway.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been thinking about creating a Joey Votto voodoo doll.

But if I stick a pin in it, would Albert get injured?

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wearing my red-striped dress shirt today,

in honor of the streak.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't mess with a winning streak

even if that means we all wear dresses.
(Taffeta is in season, so you know.)

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

mine too.

i thought, wait, bgh is a GIRL?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

bgh is utley's wife??

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your sig makes this better.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But be careful

Before the fake internet bookies come along and break your spreadsheets.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Them chickens cardinals jackin’ my style home runs

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jul 21, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hope this is not a threadjack, but

I just wanted to say two things as a first-time commenter:

1) Reading some mediocre Philly press this week, combined with the generally good work of John Weisman and the Dodger bloggers, made me realize once again how lucky I / we are to have such great writers (and commenters!) who love the Cards, from Brian Gunn to lboros to the current crew here at VEB. I sent this post to a friend based solely on the caption under Carp’s picture [and my own massive dose of Ecstasy.] Just wanted to say thanks and great work.

2) Speaking of being on a roll, as I was reading this, I thought the only thing that could impove the feeling of a winning streak would be if RedBaron tossed in a little Big Star for his playlist.

And lo and behold, there it is: The Ballad of El Goodo

When I got a new laptop earlier this year, I was poking around some websites to load up on, ahem, utilities and such, and came across a t0rrent of #1 Record / Radio City.

Hmmm, I thought, I’ve heard of this band, but have never heard a single note of their music. Wonder what they sounded like?

Thinking all along that they would be like watered-down Cheap Trick or something so “experimental” and “influential” that it would be 2 hrs of whale songs or something unlistenable.

To say I was totally blown away is the understatement of 2010. And the moment that happened was exactly 0:39 into Ballad of El Goodo. And everyone who knows, knows exactly what I mean.

Plus, of course, that chorus is exactly appropriate for a winning streak. Ain’t no one going to turn me ’round….

So Thanks, RB and others, for your great writing and great taste.

YOG

by YearOfGlad on Jul 21, 2010 8:30 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Chris Carpenter is a bad man...

who doesn’t give a fuck about anything.

And regarding bad sportswriters, we have some pretty bad writers here in St. Louis. Our favorite (most hated) around here is easily Joe Strauss. Remember to bring a unicorn.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know that folks here hate Straussie any longer.

I think that we know what he is and how he operates and find it sad, which is why we must couple a Strauss reading with a unicorn viewing—to make us happy again.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate Strauss

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't hate Strauss

I hate burwell. I no longer read anything Burwell rights. I no longer listen to Burwell on the radio.

I do dislike Strauss. But it hasn’t got to the point where I turn off the radio when he comes on or avoid reading his work. Because he does provide useful information from time to time.

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burwell wouldn't be so bad if someone

stripped him of his biases, instructed him how to write, and taught him about sports.

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

to be fair

He’s a columnist, he’s paid to be biased.

by jeff_abs on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, he's paid to have an OPINION

There’s a big, big difference.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is werid, really.....

…’cause anyone can have an opinion, but presumably one is paid to have an informed opinion when writing about sports…
:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I should have said Strauss was the most publicly disliked writer on this blog. There are plenty of those who hate both, but Strauss gets most of the attention. My beef with Strauss is that when he should be providing decent analysis or writing about baseball, he’ll take his article personal and will blow up minor clubhouse incidents into scandals.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where does Gordo fit on this list?

He’s pretty intolerable as well.

And if anyone wants to defend these guys by stating that “It’s hard to come up with content about the team for a full season”, I’m going to internet slap them and then give them the links to Birdland and Goold’s Twitter feed.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a funny feed...

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Jul 21, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

RT @Erik_Manning Jeff Gordon likes Aaron Miles bc Jeff Gordon is the baseball writing equivalent of Aaron Miles #NotNiceButTrue

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That aboot sums it up.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could also give them links to VEB

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the site, man

plus, 1000 bonus internet points for some truly weird use of the blockquote.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

now that's the way to bring it with a first comment

here, have a rec!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crazy

RT @fox6now: BREAKING NEWS: Bob Uecker to return to broadcast booth starting Friday night at Miller Park.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 8:38 AM EDT reply actions  

...

i bashed matthew leach last night. he mentioned on twitter that the last time the cards won 6 straight (before last night’s win) that the cards went on an 8 game losing streak afterwards. thanks for putting that thought in our heads, buddy.

on a positive note, i really like the way this team is gelling. i don’t honestly know how our team, being so depleted, is managing to do what they’re doing. you would figure that a team starting randy winn, allen craig and aaron miles wouldn’t be winning 7 in a row. and yet, somehow, the cards are defying the odds. and i like it.

the offense, especially matt holliday, has really started to click. i’ve seen a big difference in holliday between the first half and the start of the second. maybe the derby actually helped matt…

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 8:42 AM EDT reply actions  

We don't give a f***

about Matthew Leach’s lame attempts at a curse. And fyi neither does Chris Carpenter.

by sdrone on Jul 21, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he also saying that it occured in 06?

Or was that another extension of that discussion. But really I can stand a couple losing streaks if and only iff the season ends like 06

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 21, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i do know

that the cards won 7 straight in 06 (from an espn recap vid). i would guess that it’s the same year, but i’d have to look it up to find out for sure.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see a scenario where this team could lose that many in a row

Generally, teams that lose bunches of games in a row don’t have a true #1 starter that can stop the bleeding with 7 or 8 shutout innings. We have two of those guys, plus another one that is pitching like he is an ace so far this season.

When Carp and WW are on the mound, 5 Cardinal runs look nearly insurmountable if they get through the 7th or 8th inning.

Franklin still scares the shit out of me, but if the starter gets the game to the 8th inning, there are other options that we can use to get those last 2 or 3 outs if he doesn’t have it.

Oh, and fuck Matt Leach for being such a pessimist.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think we had 3 or 4 losing streaks of 5/6 or more games that year, didn't we?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of God that was horrific

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely terrible

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

still won the WS :)

found a closer in August—some guy we got from ATL for JD Drew.

Turned out to be pretty good.

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray King?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he left

A few Krispy Kreme locations closed down soon after from losing all that business.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But my point is really in play with the ’06 team because our pitching staff that season was absolutely awful outside of Carpenter. Injuries and ineffectiveness, but just happened to catch fire at the right time on October 1st and Jeff Suppan turned into Greg Maddux for about a month, while Jeff Weaver did his best Jared Weaver impression.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and reyes started game one

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Jeff Suppan was NLCS MVP

Talk about catching lightning in a bottle….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and while Eck was good

I think Molina or Rolen deserved the WS MVP…and I really wish the WS MVP was given as more of a playoffs MVP since there is no NLDS award

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 21, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

didn’t Eckstein hit like .400 for the series from the leadoff spot in the lineup?

If anyone was the MVP it was the Tiger’s pitching coach for not training his relievers to field and throw bunts properly.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Curtis Granderson for looking like he'd never seen a curveball before

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

worst WS winning team EVER?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, a ring is a ring.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

my precious....

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

in their defense they did have Carp, Waino, Pujols, Rolen, Edmonds, Molina….

they weren’t that bad. And the team that lost all those games in the 2nd half of the regular season wasn’t quite the same team that kicked ass in the playoffs….

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Gelling"

I wonder what people think of our chemistry now.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was the whole team!

I swear. I thought Matt was doing his best impersonation of Jodie Foster in the Accused.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 21, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

they confused him

with a rock-em sock-em. It wasn’t the first time this has happened…

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is a resemblance...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think you mean (stuffing)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh come on, guys.

the rookie got in the first swing. doesn’t that count for something?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that win streak and the aftermath is why TLR tried to take a fall during the final game of the dodgers series...

he told the team…you guys keep winning you are tempting fate..you have to fall into the playoffs like 2006 not skyrocket into one like 2004

by ADMDrayson on Jul 21, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you bash Leach for pointing out a fact?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

zoomzoom probably managed somehow to jinx the team with that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the Ludstick returns....

I think you have to look at shopping Jay and another minor leaguer (or maybe Greene, Boggs, or KMac) to try and pick up another arm or a middle infielder that might be on the block.

  • I don’t see Jay having a ton of value as a corner OF, and he’s not going to be a CF for us, but he might interest another team that is short on LH bats and needs an everyday CF. I think his value to other teams is as high as it can be right now, and I also think it exceeds his value to our team as a 4th OF.
  • I’m not a big fan of moving Greene, but would do it for the right price. I just don’t think he has much value.
  • I think Boggs and K-Mac have to be trade-able options for this team. I like both those guys a lot, but they both profile as possible starters and have some pretty good value I’d imagine. I also think that we can afford to lose one or both of those guys with both Sanchez and Salas to replace them if we can upgrade our middle infield or #4 starter by moving them. I think you have to make the deal if you’re offered, say, Stephen Drew for Jay and K-Mac. That’s a pretty solid deal for us imo.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Would that be enough for Drew?

I would think we’d need to offer more

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

It really depends on where the D-Backs think they are right now.

If they think they’re a year away from competing, then that deal kinda makes sense for them, as Jay can help them in the outfield and K-Mac might be able to help them in the rotation. We might have to give up one more player as well, I guess.

If they’re blowing things up entirely, and starting the rebuilding process around Upton, Young, Reynolds, Montero, Kennedy, and Jackson while dealing away Johnson, Haren, LaRoche, and Drew for value then they’d probably ask for more prospects and not guys that can help right now — in which case we’re giving up Miller, and I don’t think that’s a good deal for us.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

Would you trade Miller in a package for Drew and Haren then?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on a couple of factors
  1. Is payroll going north of $115M? Because that’s the only way that deal works and we stay competitive.
  2. Who else are we giving up? If it’s Miller, Jay, K-Mac, Boggs, and a couple of other C prospects that works. But I’d imagine we’re giving up Descalso in that deal, and I really like him as a second baseman of the future — and we only get Drew for 2 more cost controlled years, and they’ll be expensive years at that.

I just don’t think that we have the scratch in the farm system to pull off a trade of that magnitude.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

I would love Haren but I just don’t see how it’s possible with our payroll, available prospects, and most importantly being able to sign Pujols. I’m really intrigued about Drew. I think he’d be a perfect fit with the BoB.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

As far as middle infielders go

Id love to get Bartlett from Tampa, they have a bunch of middle infielders and they aren’t likely to keep him at 5 mil since they are dropping payroll to 60 mil next year. He’d be a great starting shortstop and Ryan and schumaker can split the time at 2nd.

by lopey986 on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah I forgot about him

Bartlett would be nice as well. I wonder if they would part with one of their extra MIFers?

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you love Bartlett?

If he is a .380 wOBA player, he is a tremendous value, but I don’t think he is. I’d rather not pay him $6MM next year to have a .300 or .310 wOBA, unless his defense is not going downhill. Three-year UZR would put him at below average with the mitt. What effect the Tampa turf has on this is beyond me, though.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why Bartlett? He's about as good as what we have right now.

He’s NOT the .380 wOBA player he was last year — that was clearly a very good year, but he’s just not that good and hasn’t been in any other year over the course of his career.

Drew would be a much better option as he is younger, better defensively, and has been a better offensive player in all but one season.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow didn't realize that about Bartlett

Pass then. Go for Drew.

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't drew and Bartlett the same age?

And all I read about on here regarding lohse is he’s only been bad cause of injury. Well Bartlett has been hurt all year and is just now starting to get healthy. Tampa is looking to clear cap and Bartlett is owed more than drew so he’d be cheaper (in terms of prospects) to acquire I would think.

by lopey986 on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Aren't drew and Bartlett the same age?

And all I read about on here regarding lohse is he’s only been bad cause of injury. Well Bartlett has been hurt all year and is just now starting to get healthy. Tampa is looking to clear cap and Bartlett is owed more than drew so he’d be cheaper (in terms of prospects) to acquire I would think.

by lopey986 on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You got SBN'd

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by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a good point

but i guess it come down to what AZ would want for Drew. If we could get him for KMac and Jay, like fourstick said, then doitdoitdoitdoit. but Bartlett carries the risk of not being an upgrade at all, whether for not being able to reach career-year numbers or just never getting healthy.

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by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

...he started at second base...?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? He played SS all throughout the minors

Only 2nd when he first came up because of Khalil

Most 2nd basemen are converted from other positions anyways

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

because anyone can play second...

right?

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 21, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he played seocnd base all through high school.

I believe, anyway. tis not a meme, I think they’ve said before that he started out at 2B.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

in any case, I'm mostly disputing "that wouldn't make any sense at all"

this is not a Skip situation. if he were put at third base, where he has zero experience, that would be— oh, right. Tony’s done that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should convert Craig to a 2nd Basemen before we put Brenden there...

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Jul 21, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

if craig could play second we'd have our own

dan uggla without having to trade for one.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And his name wouldn't be Uggla...

He should change that to something more pleasing… (i.e. Jon Jay, Chris Carpenter)

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Jul 21, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone can play second base

why would we waste such an excellent defensive player there? surely we could just move him to right to replace ludwick?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not officially,

but he’d just be the PTBNL and then moved when he comes off of the DL.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who do they have to replace Drew?

Is Tony Abreu next in line? I think a trade with the D-Back’s would have to include a SS going their way…Greene or Ryan (If we’re getting Drew, we don’t need both anyways). I’d start with Ryan/KMac and see where that gets us. Drew will be in his second arby year next year, and will probably be looking at $5-6M…

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to Fangraphs...

He’s went from a poor defender in 2006-8 (not uncommon with young SS’s – See Furcal, Rafeal and Renteria, Edgar) to a plus defender 2009-10. His 2010 season is right in line with Ryan’s (3.2 vs. 3.0 UZR), though Ryan’s 2009 UZR was off the charts good. It’s safe to say he’s a step down defensively, but still a better than average SS.

I could see us making a trade for Drew, but I see us trading him away NLT 2011 offseason. We just won’t be able to afford much of anything until Lohse/Carp come off the books once we extend Albert.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Responding to your three bullets. . .

Yes, Yes, and Yes

Although unless the D’Backs are dumber than I think they are, I don’t think that Jay and K-Mac would be enough to get Drew.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 21, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't either, but like I said above, it kinda depends on where they think they are as a franchise.

I would think that Jay, K-Mac, and another B prospect would get it done though — maybe David Kopp?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jay, K-Mac and one of Greene/Ryan

would be something they would have to think about.

Of course, someone on here was saying they wouldn’t trade Drew for Ludwick, and I don’t buy that at all.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 21, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they have to make that move...

Probably a fair trade for both teams, though it would be hard to let Greene go.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 21, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have any idea how much they've invested in Upton?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

6Y$56M I believe

and he’s insanely cheap for a guy of his talents until about 2014.

That’s probably the second or third best contract in baseball right now, imo, with Longoria being #1 by a mile.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Oh, I knew the answer, I was just being facetious

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the d'backs would prefer craig

he could play first or left for them. jay is most valuable to a team needing a cf’er i’d think, and the d’backs have young, though i have no idea of his contract situation.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Young is signed long term through 2013 and is pretty cheap as well

Per Cots.

Thing is, he’s got the stick to be a good corner outfielder (16 HR this year), and if you put Jay and his excellent defense in CF and Young in LF with Upton in RF, they’d have one of the better defensive outfields in baseball.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, good point. i didn't consider moving young over

that would be a good outfield.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was me actually

And the reason is that he’ll be more expensive than Drew next year, a FA after that, and they aren’t built to win next year if they’re trading Drew away.

Why would they move Drew and want Ludwick? The entire deal doesn’t make any sense.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because a healthy Ludwick. . .

in that park, probably makes them a top 3 offense in the NL and allows them the freedom (offensively) to dump whichever LaRoche is playing 1B (I get them mixed up, they’re both awful), and find a league average 3B who isn’t awful defensively.

Of course the problem with all of these trade scenarios involving Drew is that they have noone to play SS in Drew’s absence.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 21, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

A healthy Conor Jackson does that too though

So would putting Jay in CF and moving Young to LF, and that move would make them better defensively.

I don’t see why they would have any interest at all in Ludwick.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Connor Jackson is an A now

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7486

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by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

woops

sorry WMT, i gotta learn to keep reading

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by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

3 spare parts for an above-average player at a premium position, who I think I’m right in saying still has two arbitration years left under team control (if it’s only one I guess that changes things)? I just don’t see how they’d do that in a million years. Maybe I’m wrong but I just don’t think it happens.

I doubt we’d accept three spare parts for Ludwick, even if we were looking to dump his salary for something, and I’d say he’s of similar value to Drew.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're contending though, and they aren't

That’s a big difference.

Three spare parts? I dunno about that. K-Mac has been a very good reliever the last 2 1/2 seasons, and could probably be a fairly effective 4th starter. Jay could be a good CF option with his defense and left handed bat. Greene can play above average defense at about any position on the field and has some pop.

I’d say they’re getting some pretty good pieces for one guy. Could they do better? Probably, but certainly not with guys who could play right away.

As I said above — it certainly depends on where they think that they are as an organization.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of those guys are above-average players

they’re two bench pieces and a middle reliever. I’d say that’s pretty much the definition of spare parts. If they could get one impact player, or even a cost-controlled average starter, I’d say that’s more attractive than that deal. KMac hasn’t started since 2006 and I’m personally doubtful that he could do that job. Knock a couple of mph off his fastball and he’s a batting practice pitcher, IMO.

Drew’s not great but he’s still cheap and I think he’s got 2.5 years of team control left, and there seems a reason to suspect he’s above-average at a premium position now (in the midst of a career year).

I guess if we say Luddy and Drew are similar players in value (which doesn’t seem unreasonable), it would’ve been like us trading him last year (2.5 years of team control left) at the deadline for (just plucking some comparable pieces out of the air) Sam Fuld, Andres Blanco and Sean Marshall. I just don’t think I’d have pulled the trigger on that, even last year (and Luddy was having an injury-affected down year, then, too).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to argue on Jay...

I like him a lot, but he is most valuable in CF, and we’re set there for at least a few more years. He’s got significantly more value to a team that needs LH help at the top of the lineup, and a solid CFer.

Greene doesn’t bring back anything by himself IMO…‘cept maybe middle relief. He’d have to be part of a package to bring back a starter or established SS (we keep saying MIF, but Lopez is a great 2B).

I’d like to hold on to Boggs (stuff is just too good), but KMac should be our most available commodity. His line LOOKS excellent (ERA under 2), he’s arby eligible for 2011, and Salas/Sanchez could outperform him today. I’m down for the Drew trade!

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Add 3B to your list, Fourstick

Lopez has been adequate, but he’s gonna kill Albert one day with a throw into the baserunner. I’d prefer to see him at 2B.

Freese is a definite “maybe,” along with Penny. If Craig or Greene isn’t going to get a chance to play 3B, we need another bat

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by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

how much would Jay and Greene bring in a trade?

or better yet, how much would Craig, Greene, and Salas bring in a trade?

/VEB flame war baiting

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this idea

one of Boggs/KMac and one of Greene/Ryan/Jay for Drew. That strikes me as a good fit for both sides. I wonder if the Cards might ask for an A-ball throw-in prospect or something.

I wonder if teams (especially if they’re planning on going into rebuilding mode) might be more interested in Sanchez/Salas than the arms already at the big league club.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope we keep sanchez

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's less than we gave up for Mark DeRosa last year

and Drew is way more valuable than DeRosa (cheaper, probably better, more premium position, younger AND signed for more than just half a season).

I just don’t think people are being realistic as to what Drew will fetch in a trade. There are a lot of contenders looking for a competent shortstop, and one with another 1.5 or 2.5 (not sure which, I think it’s 2) years of team control is even better.

I think the Diamondbacks could get one or two teams to part with their top prospect to land Drew, or at the very least a couple of B+ prospects. I just don’t see why we think we can get a valuable piece with spare parts.

Boggs, Jay and Sanchez might just about get it done. I really don’t see why they’d trade him for any less than that.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about them Phillies?

While our team has stopped and started, failed to get going, and generally been mildly disappointing, we have never been less than 45% to get into the playoffs and always looked like an incredibly talented team just waiting for a bit of luck.

The reigning NL champs are now sitting at 11.4% and have been essentially crushed by their top-heavy pitching staff and loss of their real best position player. Ruben Amaro has proved that he really was the luckiest GM in baseball for a few years: The Ibanez, Moyer, and Howard contracts were all terrible, but because of all the underrated talent on that team, they were able to survive some stupid decisions. Now, they no longer look like the fearsome Phillies of yesteryear, and it will take some excellent play and serious luck for them to get back into this thing.

It feels like it wasn’t long ago that any game against the Phillies I was relieved to avoid a blowout. Now I’m hoping for a series win or better. I can see how a little more bad luck would have put us into their position, but now all we really need is a bit less luck from the Reds. I’ve never rooted harder for the Nationals.

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by hazel on Jul 21, 2010 9:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Strasburg goes today against the Reds.

This may extinguish the Reds’ luck, especially when they trot out a lineup against him that is without Scott Rolen.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg is probably a terrible matchup for Rolen anyway

Seemed Rolen always struggled against great fastballs, and there’s nobody faster than the Burg.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially after the shoulder injury, I would agree with you.

I just meant that losing Rolen’s .380ish wOBA is going to hurt that offense sooner or later. He and Votto have been a tremendous one-two punch and Gomes has been the beneficiary in terms of RBI with those two getting on-base in front of him. Add to this that the immortal Miguel Cairo is starting at third for them, I believe.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh for sure

I was just throwing in a needless comment, because that’s what we do here.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Carry on.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cintron!

err…

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nertlerb!!

:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bringing it back?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps one of the best,

politically incorrect scenes ever on film.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is gonna be my FB status for today.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jul 21, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not so good either when Pujols is hurt

I realize Utley’s not a complete explanation for their problems, but playing without Utley still is a major factor. He’s their best player, and most teams don’t do well when their best is down.

And remember, this team still still had enough in the tank to sweep the Reds, so I wouldn’t be overly optimistic. But they definitely are a shadow of the invincible Phillie incarnations of the past two seasons.

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

We play in the weakest division in MLB

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom plays in the weakest division in the MLB

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Boosh!

Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 21, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately for JD

his mom is none other than Mike Fontenot.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Given my irrational hatred for Mike Fontenot

You just crossed some mothafuckin’ lines

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been a top 3 player in the game

Even if you don’t buy the UZR’s (which I probably don’t), his baserunning gets marks for being amazing too.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean they were still projected to do well going into the season, even with all of Amaro's bad contracts

So it’s a bit unlucky that Utley got injured, Ibanez has underperformed, Blanton has sucked, Happ is injured, Lidge got injured, Madson got injured and sucked. I can’t think of a single player is who oeverperforming on their team this year (maybe Polanco).

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

on paper and healthy I still think they’re marginally the best team in MLB (although we’d probably be in that discussion too).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see how we even afford Haren

They gave up 4 good prospects for him a couple of years ago, and they’d be selling low on him at this point, and that’s before we get into whether we can afford his salary added to our payroll.

I’d much rather go with Westbrook and hope for a Penny return (or a Lohse 2008 return) for the last 4-6 weeks of the season.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see Haren either.

It seems like people are really holding on to that “I’d really like to play here again someday” quote from a while back. I’m pretty sure the D-Backs don’t give a shit if Dan Haren would like to return to STL.

Haren would be pretty freakin’ cool (assuming we didn’t have to give them the Arch or Schlafly or anything) and although I don’t think it would necessarily take “4 good prospects” like he brought a few years ago, I don’t know that it’s a very realistic move.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

...the Arch or Schlafly or Shelby Miller...

I have tried to put this out of my brain, trading for Danny Haren. After all, there are the looming offseason extension negotiations to be had with Albert Pujols that will carve out an additional $10MM+ of the payroll and a baren farm system from which to draw in acquiring him. It would almost assuredly require Shelby Miller or a St. Louis landmark. That being said, Danny Haren is the one that got away. I couldn’t even watch him pitch for Oakland during the Mulder years. I won’t watch the Cards-Diamondbacks games that he starts. If we got him back, I would probably lose any sense of rationality in assessing the trade. I would probably be that guy who goes out and gets an authentic Danny Haren jersey to commemorate the trade.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

It sounds like you’ve been incredibly measured in your reaction to that trade and subsequent rumoring ;-)

Yeah, it would almost certainly have to include Shelby and I don’t know that we should revisit trading a promising young pitcher for a high-salaried, established veteran.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arizona will have to give a little bit of a shit

Since Haren can veto a trade to 12 teams.

by lopey986 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

All the more reason to keep him around

It’s not like they’re in horrible shape as a franchise. They have a very flexibile payroll situation, have their best player locked up long term, and have some young, cheap pitching options at the big league level, they just need seasoning. This is a team that with the right deal could easily compete in that division either next year or the year after, so I see no need to blow things up.

Taking 40 cents on the dollar for Haren because he can veto trades would be a really stupid move for them, imo, especially since the other 18 teams that he can’t veto a trade to have better prospects than the Cardinals do.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

If I was Byrnes I’d only deal Haren if someone blew me away with an offer, which realistically probably isn’t happening this year. I think they’ve got a sniff at competing next year, there’s really no-one who looks like they’re going to be dominating that division in the meantime.

They’d really look in better shape if they hadn’t made that horrible trade in the winter, though.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

He makes a lot of

$ though, and teams want to shed payroll. That contract of Haren’s could turn bad in a hurry.

by Toddius on Jul 21, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Teams want to shed payroll"

Really? Which teams specifically, because I doubt one of those “teams” is Arizona, who have only 2 long term commitments on their roster that will be above $10M in the next 3 seasons.

If you’re going to make comments like this, it would behoove you to look at their payroll situation here. Click the link to open the spreadsheet that shows their existing payroll obligations going forward. We’ll be paying Matt Holliday and Albert Pujols more than they even have on the books in 2013, and that’s WITH Danny Haren.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also don't see how Haren's contract could turn "bad"

Even with #3 starter production, he’ll easily be worth the $13M he’s going to make the next two seasons, and then they can buy him out of that last year if he’s headed downhill.

There’s absolutely no need to salary dump him, as we covered in a thread a few weeks back.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this

Haren is a very valuable pitcher. He’s better, younger and cheaper than Roy Oswalt, and the Astros want a decent prospect for Oswalt.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. When did that happen?

Sensible move, I think. For a guy who seemed for a while like one of the best young GMs around he sure made some moves that turned to shit in the last 2-3 years.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren would be great but its just not gonna happen..

 that link says the cards aren’t interested in trading PROSPECTS for a one year rental. That definitely makes sense especially if they are going to part with a Craig/Jay or even one of the bullpen guys, but from what I have heard out of Mo (ktrs,bernies show) the team was leaning more towards a one year rental guy they could pick up by taking on salary rather than giving up prospects….

by mick311 on Jul 21, 2010 10:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

the link says

the cards aren’t interested in trading prospects for a ONE YEAR RENTAL.

Hooray! Harren back on the table!

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

He’s gone on record as saying he’s from the west coast and of course if he got traded to a west coast team, that would be ideal.

It’s all just soundbites – totally depends on what reporter and media outlet.

by A1R3Z on Jul 21, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

some people on my softball team saw dan haren throwing balls against a fence earlier this year at the field we play at

maybe i should go hang out there until haren shows up and have lots of pies ready.

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"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, bring a mitt,

since poor Danny Haren seemingly has no one to play catch with? I find this kind of sad.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, if you need more pies let me know.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

OF THE BANANA VARIETY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the love of GOB

please, NO ONE PHOTOSHOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

was noted yesterday in cyberspace

that westbrook gets a 2M lump sum payment upon a trade and his 2010 base salary jumps another 1M. If we go after him, I’d hope the quality of prospect goes up or down, depending on who picks up that cash.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't see us trading anything concrete for Westbrook

he’s not much better than our current 4th/5th starters (he’s better, definitely, but I could see him only being a 0.5-1WAR upgrade or so over the last couple of months) and he’s expensive.

To be honest I’m not particularly excited about getting him, I’d probably happily just wait for Lohse (or even Penny), but if we did make a play for him I’d hope it’d be for nothing more than something like Francisco Samuel.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Lohse has a setback or Penny looks out until Sept

i can see the FO making a move for a pitcher, if Lohse is back on schedule (Late July i believe) then i think we’ll get to october, even without Penny

by Aranathor on Jul 21, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Always better to have too much starting pitching..

….than not enough. I say we get Westbrook and fight over who gets the starts later…

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

this second paragraph

hell yes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

please Mo, don’t overpay. Don’t be afraid to stand pat if there’s nothing out there worthwhile. We have guys coming back, and it ain’t like we’re struggling to tread water while Hawk & Soup have been the 4/5 starters…..

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldnt we just say to Dbacks GM:

Hey look the only reason you have him is we got robbed by Beane…see he’s stolen property just give him back and we won’t go to the police.

by ADMDrayson on Jul 21, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

its a bold strategy cotton

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Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

westbrook most likely

the cards are going to have a little bit of an issue $-wise if they’re gonna go after haren. i’d love to see it, but westbrook makes more sense.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

This happy go lucky version of RBis a bit frightening.

I hope this team keeps rolling, or the crash to normality could be brutal.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Baron,

Lay off the X. I don’t want to have to refer you to Dr. Drew. Also, I don’t really see the Reds running into the ditch. The Cardinals have to keep positive and energetic and RBI-tastic.

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I feel pretty good about the steak rolling on tonight.....

This will be the 15th game this year for me….so far I’m 11/3….somehow I’ve only seen Garcia once but I bet he bounces back tonight

by mick311 on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Starter yes, but

Closer is going to be an issue. Not a ton of available closers, but maybe Seattle would part with Aardsma? Anything else out there? Maybe the Sith Lord Duncan still has some dark side that he can lay on Franklin, but……

by gopens44 on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Bully may be come around, but does Franklin stick out as a trusted go to guy down the stretch, maybe just my opinion, and that may be from watching Izzy go from “works well” to “best we have” to “OH NO!” over a short stretch. If there is a ton of faith in him out there, than so be it , but I’ve just seen this play out before. That and the train wreck against the Dodgers a few weeks ago really has me concerned. That being said, since I’ve moved away from the area I don’t see every game. Maybe if I watched as much as I wish I could, I’d have a different opinion.

by gopens44 on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin is actually having a really good season

BB/9 down and K/9 up.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that his earned runs through this year have already exceeded what he did last year through half as many games. And yes, his WHIP is lower but his ERA has nearly doubled since last year. To his credit, he is on pace to improve the number of blown saves, but that seems unlikely if the ER pace keeps going up

by gopens44 on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

This actually makes me feel better about Franklin this year.

This year, his BABIP is about average and he is walking almost two fewer batters per nine innings. And his HR rate, while low, is not so low that it is unbelievably lucky. I am no longer waiting for the other shoe to drop. His xFIPs for 2009 and 2010 are almost identical. I feel more comfortable with the 2010 Franklin.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

and then you look too closely at his beard, and it goes to hell.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I count his beard as a plus……

by gopens44 on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would be more distracted with the bird flying out of it personally.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

good movement.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB has even (more or less) dropped the Franklin Sucks meme

It has been a surprisingly stable year from Frankie, I must say.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that you?

Ed Grimley? I must say?

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 21, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

other than that one game in Colorado--

(I find myself typing this in many contexts.)—Franklin’s been pretty reliable. I don’t immediately get in the crash landing position every time he comes in anymore….

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even remotely related

but i still get into the crash landing position EVERY TIME KMac comes into a game. weird, but i just can never trust him.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do too

I think azru has said he feels the same way. It’s irrational, he’s a good pitcher, but I just can’t help myself.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

its entirely irrational

i have k-mac on my fantasy team (VERY deep league with 5 RP spots), and he has only lost me points once or twice. he’s almost always good for 4-6 points (can’t ask much more from a non-closer role). he has a lot of holds.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both Franklin and KMac have cut down the BBs this year

which is really all they needed to be reasonably successful.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

gar

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Internal candidate, probably

both Boggs and Motte look like they wouldn’t be embarassing in the role, if Franklin falters. I dunno if Aardsma is a massive upgrade over what we’ve got, and I think he’d probably cost more than he’s really worth.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that a type of marsupial?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't get it, Yadi.

I JUST DON’T GET IT.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aardsama

I must be mistaken. Afrotherian, perhaps.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aardsma sucks.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, mysterui.

Any insight on lunch?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like tomato bisque, salad, and a sandwich today

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

hard-hitting reporting here in VEB!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Company man.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone who wants hitting tips or a heartwarming story of life renewed

tune in to Albert’s Make a Wish segment, or whatever they’re calling it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Is that today's Make a Wish?

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha I'll have to find it then

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

also includes a nice juxtaposition with today's caption.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

on a side note

nice videogame machines.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

the one good thing about Josh of FESPN

His West Coast bias.

Which means while every other anchor fails to name anyone other than Albert Pujols and the flavor of the month (and maybe they’ll play name that Molina) … Josh will name off everyone who lives or went to school in California.

AKA the only way Brendan Ryan gets any play in a night full of defensive gems. Or, how to get Skip Schumaker’s name pronounced correctly.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

If ESPN dedicated a channel to Women's softball...

would it be LESPN?

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Jul 21, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Someone is suggesting LaRussa to the Cubs

someone in chicago

poor cubbies

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

that was a mulling incident.

let me find the thread.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

here it is

classic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

desparate times

i think it’s pretty obvious that sandberg is the heir for the managing job.
there’s also been discussion about prying jocketty from cincy on the radio. Hendry has to be on the chopping block, right?

by _pistol_ on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

hendry

you’d think so. he has made a lot of head-scratching moves over the years. plus, the cubs fans hate him to death.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hendry should be gone even before Lou IMO

he’s made some breathtakingly abysmal moves. As with the likes of Ed Wade, the game has passed him by, badly.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Rebuilding is barely an option, as they have so many shitty longterm contracts (Zambrano, Soriano, Ramirez) that nobody even wants.

God Hendry is horrible.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramirez's is contract is only through next season, isn't it?

That’s not that long-term.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Options

2010: $15.75M
2011: $14.6M player option
2012: $16M club option ($2M buyout)

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt Ramirez pulls the trigger on that option.....

/how stupid are player options? Especially $15million player options.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

they can't trade ramirez

he will exercise next year’s option considering the (injured) year he’s had, and there is a clause in his contract that if he is traded the 2012 club option automatically vests.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just using it as a an example of the long-term contracts Hendry has given out.

Also, They have extended Dempster for the next 3 or so seasons as well.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 21, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramirez has like 18 homers in his last 5 games

If he continues his return to form, his contract is actually fairly decent.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's hit 5 HR in the past 3 games vs. houston.

Randy Winn could do that.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

In his last 12 games

He has hit 9 homers and raised his OPS about 200 points. He is on fire right now, Astros or otherwise.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I was Ricketts

Hendry would have been the first against the wall as soon as I took over the team.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously a favorite Five-Oh hangout
Bennett was in uniform at the time of his visit to Club Alex’s in Stoughton and was reported to authorities by at least five other officers, said Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany.

Apparently he wasn’t the only cop there that night…

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd (again) like Buster's general reputation within baseball circles.

Perhaps he should stick to licking baseball cleats.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by Epic on Jul 21, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

stark also mentioned larussa.

as far duncan wanting to ‘stick it to the cards’ as the link you provided states, i’m calling bullshit. if that were the case, he would already be long gone. also, i just cannot imagine larussa going to the cubs. he may not be universally loved in st louis the way torre is in new york, but he is definitely greatly appreciated, and he just doesnt seem the type to give that up to me. im pretty sure albert would kill him if he did it.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

you’d think DD would have left after the whole situation with trading chris last year. but, in the end, he stuck around. but, they seem to be a team. whatever duncan does, TLR will do (or vice versa)

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

the vice versa may be right

but tony has stated that he and dunc are not a package deal, that dunc leaving wouldn’t mean he’d necessarily be leaving too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR is on the record

saying when he’s done managing in STL, he’s done managing. I can’t see him moving to the scrubs and starting all over vs. penciling in Pujols and Holliday for the rest of his career in the dugout.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't he also on record

as saying “I don’t think I could managed the Cubs” if he left St. Louis?

by sdrone on Jul 21, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but I just don't

see him going to a team that’s going to need a good 5 or 6 years of rebuilding before they are in contention. TLR has the horses here and now to compete for the WS for the next 3 or 4 years. He’s not going anywhere.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he was gonna leave, he'd have take the Yankees job a few years ago

It was definitely on the table for him to go there, and I think it would have been a disaster, because he’s not good with the media and you have to be in New York or they’ll run you out of town.

There’s no way he goes to Chicago — that team is fading and will be in a cost-cutting mode for at least the next couple of seasons. I see no way that they’ll be competitive in 2012 or 2013, and I’m really, really surprised that Derrek Lee has not been moved yet. They could absolutely get value for him in this trade market where there are few good bats to go around.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lee has to approve the trade i believe

but i can’t see him not wanting to go to a contender.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hasn't been moved

‘cause he sucks. I think he’s finally on a bit of an upswing.

by sdrone on Jul 21, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would posit that he sucks

because he plays for the Cubs. That blue pinstripe stink will make anyone suck.

If their going to move Soriano, this would be the year to do it as well. You might only have to eat 1/4 of that contract instead of half of it

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok that link was old

but I guess it is being talked about. I can’t imagine even anyone in Chicago going for it. St.L would probably riot.

That’s probably what they need to do-get rid of Hendry and start all over. Not that I want them to be a well run organization or anything.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

This upcoming stretch of day games can suck it.

I hate it when we play in Wrigley.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I think you really underrate him.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather read

17 Strauss articles than listen to Joe Morgan talk.

by WyoCardsFan on Jul 21, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we have Carpenter going that night...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I consistently underrate him

But hey, at least I’m consistent, right Joe?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s Morgan Ensberg doing these days?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 21, 2010 5:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Living in the UK

I have to give a big thumbs up to day games. It’s a nice, civilised start time for me!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

what inning is tea?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since they are six hours ahead,

tea time has long since passed for first pitch. I remember watching Sunday Night Baseball on the BBC at like 3:00 a.m. when I studied there. And Thames hit a homer for the Yankees. How appropriate!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the BBC?

I call transatlantic shenanigans. Pretty sure it’s never been on the Beeb. Sure it wasn’t Channel 4, with Jonny Gould and Josh Chetwynd?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

It might have been.

I don’t remember. I remember going to bed early and getting up at 2:45 to watch it in the common room. It very well could have been Channel 4.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is rough.

The AC in our hallways was out the other day and it was disgusting.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're in a suit and tie?

I don’t see you as much of a suit and tie guy, Flim….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

How much do they run you? I’m a pretty average guy, but I still can’t get a department store suit to fit just right.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jul 21, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't fit anyone right

you have to get an off the rack suit tailored no matter what

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so true

Always get a suit tailored after you buy it. You will look a 100% better. I paid $350 a suit for mine

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 21, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

To get it tailored? Or, just for the suit?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was worried there for a minute.

And you are absolutely right. Every suit must be tailored.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ties suck

in both the clothing sense and the draw sense.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think a shirt and tie is sweet,

but i dont have to wear it to work everyday.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Apparently Jenny Finch is retiring...

I guess that Celebrity Game performance really got to her and she decided it was time to hang em up.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

When Hammer goes yard on you, perhaps you should rethink your career.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

MC Hammer is the Pete LaCock of celebrity softball.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by Epic on Jul 21, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heh.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off-topic: School bullshit

Lets see if anyone here can relate to the bullshit I’ve had to go through this summer.
____________________________________________________________________
So I doubt anyone cares on here, but Im on campus today working on a research paper for 1 credit hour.

First: I’ve had to jump to multiple positions in the library because of renovations. Nothing like trying to write on ecological issues when someone right below you is drilling and hammering shit into the wall.

Second: Why 1 credit hour you ask? Let me explain. I should have graduated in the Spring of this semester, in fact, I had all the hours I needed. I took my finals, I walked across the stage and received my diploma. After graduation, I looked up my grades to realize that I failed one of my classes. Oh yes, I failed a class, the only class Ive ever failed in my entire life…by a whopping 5 FUCKING points. So if I would have gotten a B on my final instead of a C. I would have passed. Nothing like paying for 1 credit hour of classes out of pocket.

Third: Im taking 1 credit hour because that one class left me 1 credit hour short of graduating. On a side note, I diddled her favorite student for a week then dumped her. Yes, I said diddled. And no, I dont give a fuck.
___________________________________________________________________
Anyways, karma is a bitch and so is regression.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So...

Maybe you should have just studied and got a ‘B’? But no, you were entitled to those 5 points.

by lopey986 on Jul 21, 2010 12:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Come on, man

this is totally someone else’s fault!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And when and where did I say that it was someone elses fault...

glad you guys can just assume that Im blaming anyone but myself…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBH I have little room to argue

as I graduated with a 2:1 (i.e. 2nd best degree) from university when I was plenty smart enough to get a First (and missed it by a few fractions of a percent, I think). The slightly annoying thing was that a few people with LOWER grades than me in my subject actually ended up with a better final degree. Kinda crappy luck, but again only myself to blame as I could’ve done better with more work.

And I wasn’t getting laid. So at least you got that going for you.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 21, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what, fuck it, I blame my love for the St. Louis Cardinals

I skipped that class on multiple occasions to watch Cards day games. Especially opening day at Cincinatti. It was a monday and I was pretty sure I had a quiz that day. But noooOOoo, I stayed home and watched the game instead.

/lol

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you will be rewarded for that in the end

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, its not that I was entitled to those 5 points...I agree its my fault for fuckin up.

But the professor had me believe I was in good standing all semester and that I was going to pass with ease. Grades were never posted, I completed every paper. Apparently, I lost points on attendance as well.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I studied my ass off for that test...

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

You should have diddled your ass off in that class

SD

by Gibby45 on Jul 21, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that was possible...

I’d consider it.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or diddled the prof

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

attendance grade = bullshit

if i’m capable of achieving a level of knowledge without attending, then that’s my choice. I pay you for a service. The degree to which I use that service is not your choice.

With the exception of a lab-type or participation class, of course.

by _pistol_ on Jul 21, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

where i went

they had a rule in place that attendance cannot negatively affect your grade. It could boost a persons grade but was not allowed to hurt you. Professors still did it because most people didn’t know or care to do anything about it, but it was technically a written rule that a professor actually told me about.

by huts04 on Jul 21, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

at my school you cannot pass the course if you miss more than twice the number of times you meet in a week. e.g. in a MWF class, you can’t miss more than 6, in a TTh class, you can’t miss more than 4, and in a once a week night-class, you can’t miss more than 2.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is the exact same way

what school do you go to?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well even though I wasn't talking to you

oddly enough I go to Moody Bible about 2 blocks from Loyola’s downtown campus

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grading on attendence is invalid anyway IMO

A teacher who does this is deducting or adding points based on merely sitting in class. That has nothing to do with performance. If an educators want to ding people who don’t show up regularly, they should give regular quizzes or have a lot of discussions or something. That way they can say that Absentee X didn’t complete required components of the grade, which is perfectly valid.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least you got something out of that class

Did you ever think about taking it pass/fail so you could fuck off the class the entire semester? Doesn’t sound like you needed it.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't need it for any requirements. I just needed the hours.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction: hour*

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

For useless credit hours,

may I suggest a class about balancing checkbooks or playing pool? Maybe a Music Appreciation class focussed on Hip Hop or Rock and Roll history?

If your college has an athletic program, trust me, these are available. You also might be able to get a part time job tutoring your classmates that are on the football team.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This next year (senior year), having already fulfilled my major requirements

I’m taking a 4 hour film symposium class where we watched advanced screenings and directors come and talk to us (USC Film School FTWinn)

A 4 hour class about the Beatles

A 4 hour class to finish out my minor

A 2 hour class on sailing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you wear suits to work

Racquetball might be the best class you ever took in your entire four years to prepare you for a career, or maybe I’m just stuck in the world of 80’s wall street movies where playing racquetball with your boss nets you a ridiculous career after you kick his ass.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is hilarious....

it’s a class “about” racquetball, it’s not even a PE class where you play racquetball.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 21, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i see. the "about" threw me off

I also took Racquetball for a PE class, but it was a different experience. To get the only A available, you had to win the class racquetball tournament. I got an A- cause I lost in the championship. All other grades were Bs and below. The two worst players in the class played and the loser got a D; winner got a C-.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 21, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would take all the fun out of the class

Though it would be some seriously intense competition. Hopefully you weren’t friends with anyone in the class

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I knew almost everyone in the class.

The guy I lost to in the final is still one of my best friends.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 21, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

That would be intense. I’m not sure that’s the best way to do it but I’m sure the instructor had fun. Or something.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's pretty insane

never heard of something like that before, but i like it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't

i would be incredibly pissed if my GPA got fucked because i’m not good at goddamn racquetball

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you should be pissed because you're not good at goddamn racquetball

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

me and my silly priorities

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bowling

was my favorite for a full credit. If you bowled a 200 game, you automatically got an A. Simply had to show up the rest of the semester.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took a Canoeing class

a Rock Climbing class
and a tennis class.
Best 1.5 credits of my life

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

i hate you.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classes

My senior year, I took fencing for half a semester. The foil kind, not the theft kind, though that would have been fun as well.

by Cardinal70 on Jul 21, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was an evil porn villain...

…in Buttman called The Diddler…
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sheeesh....

…I try to school you young’uns and fill yer cute fluffy little heads with real world knowledge, and this is the thanks I get…
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I had no response. I get the reference...

Never seen this porno.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Apparently Jenny Finch is retiring...

I guess that Celebrity Game performance really got to her and she decided it was time to hang em up.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What the....I think you got SBN'd

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a weird SBNing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is...

either that or I really want to get my point across…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Apparently Jenny Finch is retiring...

I guess that Celebrity Game performance really got to her and she decided it was time to hang em up.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

curiouser and curiouser

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think it's time to reboot

there is some crazy stuff going on here…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+20

Haha!

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Jul 21, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap, SBN twilight zone

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was in the minors, wasn't he?

i can’t remember who he was with – is he a pitcher?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Apparently Jenny Finch is retiring...

I guess that Celebrity Game performance really got to her and she decided it was time to hang em up.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 12:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHA, now this is just getting hilarious

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there...

and I like it.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not Jenny

it’s Jennie.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I just figure it's not a big deal

to get an accomplished professional athlete’s name right. and no, as far as I can tell, it is not a nickname.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y2S says no Jennifer?

Interesting…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was surprised.

apparently it’s Jennie Lynn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

forrest gump is overrated, imo

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT

Elaborate

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

its kitsch to me

and overly sentimental. its style just rubs me the wrong way.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

if you mean overrated in the Iliad/Odyssey way then I agree

/Iliad and Odyssey are not overrated either

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Iliad and the Odyssey aren't overrated in any way

And Forrest Gump is stole Oscars from The Shawshank Redemption.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because The Shawshank Redemption is a better movie

doesn’t mean that Forrest Gump isn’t great in its own right

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually don't mind Forrest Gump, but I do think it is overrated

The Oscars that year are exhibit A. There are things I really like that are still overrated.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah i was just trying to say that

a lot of people say epics are overrated when they are not
Both Shawshank and Gump are in my top 5 favorites
Also, it seems that most of my comments today have been related to Stephen King

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaah, my bad

Didn’t catch the irony. Stupid internets…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do they work?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think one of the tubes got stopped up or something

and then I wasn’t able to hack the mainframe.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some really needs to find the tagline code in the source code...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possible player that shall not be named acquisition.

What would we have to give to get him? I was reading MLBTR and a few people mentioned Shelby/Ludwick, but then quickly said that Ludwick wouldn’t have appeal for them because they would be blowing the team up by trading Haren…. My question is, what is reasonable? I think trading Ludwick would not be ideal, but to get someone like Haren would be amazing. Jon Jay/Allen Craig/Winn conglomoration would have to hold up, but I guess I just wanted to gauge other people’s feeling on this subject?

by pbg222 on Jul 21, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

...

miller obviously will be a part of that. i don’t know after that.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he is part of the deal

Doesn’t that all but assure Ludwick/Carp are gone? Or Carp is going to take a STEEP paycut?

by pbg222 on Jul 21, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i don't expect the club to pick up carp's expensive option

but i think they might be able to work something else out.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ludwick's gone probably whether

the trade is pulled off or not. with the current outfield situation, there is just no way that lud will fit, especially if craig and jay are given a chance.

as for carp, who knows. he’s a free agent after this year, i think. he’s 35 too. i don’t know how much longer he’ll be around.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is signed through 11

and has a team option through 12. I still think Luddy can be locked up for 2 -3 years at a reasonable rate.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's lud getting paid this year?

isn’t it something like $5M? i just don’t see lud being able to come back. it will be really difficult if albert re-ups this upcoming offseason instead of after.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arbitration is probably going to be in the 6-7 mil

range, I would think. 3 yrs @ 19 -20 would probably get it done.
And yes I know Craig is cheap, but this is RFL!!! we’re talking aboot.
/pure speculation.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

any chance all these big contracts are ending in 2012 due to it being the end of the world and all?

i guess then i wouldnt have to worry about how bad this team might look in 2013

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just dont see us going after the Geico Caveman...

To the point, monetary reasons.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking today

Do you think Holliday switched his jersey number from 15 to 7, to remind us on a daily basis of his 7 year contract?

RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 21, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday always wore 5 IIRC

That one’s taken

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, his number and his spot in the lineup were both taken by the same mang

but it seems to be working out now.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope this little extra gets him into the HOF

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 21, 2010 6:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rolen too

I thought both would miss out. Both guys probably deserve to be in (mainly because their defence puts their HOF-marginal offensive careers in, IMO) but another, say, 1-2 years of healthy production from both probably put them their, especially if they can put up a sneaky 30HR year or something (which Rolen was well on the way to until he got hurt).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but JD Drew wore Seven

And he was a legend here too!!!

For the record, I think Drew is a fine player who, though frustrating to watch regularly, didn’t embarass himself as a Cardinal. Far from it, in fact. His wOBAs were .344, .384, .432!!!, .342, and .381. Pretty damn good and the only thing he didn’t really do was stay healthy. Which sucks of course and added to the frustration but did not make him bad. Aaron Miles is bad.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting hit by a pitch on the hand halfway through a season

while being on pace for 50+ HRs doesn’t help either

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That blew

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it was in interleague

so it’s not like we could “retalliate”

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Seven!"

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

like the best power pop band on the planet

thats right Danup, I’m calling out Weezer.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

so I will find them super annoying

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

how do you feel about The Replacements?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm your resident experimental/weird music guy

if that gives you an clue (no, not a huge fan)

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also enjoy experimental/weird music

but I love Big Star

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

right on

yeah, there’s a small chance that I might like it, but lately I haven’t been listening to pop music at all.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're not very good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no

give em a chance. Alex Chilton was in that band. Listen to em at least once.

Comparing them to Weezer is not doing them any justice at all.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they are better than Weezer.

I’m just saying they are both power pop. And antagonizing Danup.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Weezer for their first 2 albums...

everything since… not so much

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do you mean?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

maybe its cause im in work mode, but i honestly don’t have any idea what you are talking about. It’s ok though. I’m just kinda out there right now

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? Maybe the modern day Weezer

but the Blue Album is irrefutably one of the best albums ever released

by mattyp on Jul 21, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will cop to not having heard everything Weezer's done

but I’ve never been into anything I’ve heard from them

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I almost went to Matador 21.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elliott Smith did an AMAZING cover of Thirteen, if anyone likes him

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i must thank the baron for white blank page

by mumford and sons. great great song.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little Lion Man is my favourite of theirs.

One of my fave bands of the last year or so.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big Star members keep dying!

someone should tell them to stop dying.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm with leach: lol.

http://twitpic.com/27ci3q

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm no expert but... what is with the pitcher's mechanics?

stl today pic

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

After he releases the ball and follows through, he "springs" back up into that position

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

so that's his fearing for his life mechanics?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically, yeah

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

fascinating.

thanks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

astros clearing up 40-man

with another roster move coming after the game

over/under on weeks before werth bangs berkman’s wife?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth apparently banged utley's wife

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decades ago, a couple of Yankees "traded" wives.

Or at least that was the story.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the trade is between Yankees,

Who gives the cash considerations?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jul 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

the wives

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ruben amaro

is “very, very aggressively” working to move werth. the real rumor being for oswalt

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he banged chase utley's wife, of course

obviously it won’t be the astros he goes to, but i can’t make that joke if i don’t know what team he’s going to

jeter’s wife?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

My best freind

asks me that every time I talk to him. Wierd thing though…. My youngest is really short and scarily athletic. Just like my best friend. Hmmm.

Hang on a second. I’m gonna go call my wife….

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jul 21, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could also be that they have Brown at AAA

and he’s raking.

And they need a starter.

How does one sleep with Werth if one is married to Chase Utley? I’m not an expert on handsomeness, but I would suppose that more women find Chase Utley attractive than Jayson Werth. Maybe she’s a Dead Head or something?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could it be that Werth is the "Man among the Men" or something like that?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a lumberjack and he's okay?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes... exactly!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW!

can’t say I blame Werth, even if he isn’t werthy….
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol @ chase utley

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

trying to get werth involved in a three-way as well.

maybe ruben should try harder…

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

werth in a three-way...who else's wife is involved?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he and his beard count as two...

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Jul 21, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.5

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

werth is not at all attractive

speaking as a member of the fairer sex.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would she want that???

Oh wait, forget I asked.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jul 21, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing RF for the Phillies*

So easy a caveman can do it! ©

*Or the Brewers.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 21, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes definitely scruffy

He looks like he doesn’t wash his hair. ick

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the stunt earlier today

I am to recuse myself from posting further today… well that and I have TiVo to be watching.

Recurring posts to come later.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It was hardcore crazy...

I guess this is what happens when I try to post comments after working 16 hours yesterday and getting up after 5ish hours of sleep.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

completely on topic

i’m sorry that you’re not getting anything done the rest of the day

http://us.akinator.com/#

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuck when did we travel back in time

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it took the genie two tries,

but it finally got peter venkman

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW....

Pujols and Fat Jared from Subway….he got ’em both!

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My firewall is extremely happy

that I will get some work done today.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 21, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

flimtotheflam

finally got picked up here @ work and is blocked. Veb proxy still works, but not as well as the other did.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you let your co-workers on it?

Or was IT just smart enough to figure it out. The VEB Proxy just looks like you are surfing google from IP perspective

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't give it out.....

Websense grabbed it. This is the message:

This Websense category is filtered: Parked Domain. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did NOT get Stubby Clapp, though.

Guessed David Ortiz (!), Michael Young, and Casey Stoner (a motorcross star).

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it got depression dog

and the hamburglar

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He couldn't guess Adam Wainwright :(

He guessed Josh Beckett, then Jon Lester, then Carp

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got Wainwright for me on his second try

He guessed Josh Beckett first on mine too

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got Stephen Strasburg first try...

Genie understands hype.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just got JP from Grandma's boy...HOLY SHIT

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Greased Up Deaf Guy

I give up

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got Colby right

but it took him three tries. I think having English as his main language threw him off

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it couldn't get Bill James

this thing is worthless.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It got Underdog right

that’s impressive
also, I love Underdog

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

how did it know??? HOW?!?!?!?!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It guessed Colby right given 30 questions

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck then i got mike lowell

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha then i got jim edmonds.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

it guessed exactly right on harry from dumb and dumber…. that’s like a cool 21 questions game

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 21, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stumped it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It guessed mary swanson too

for me

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

actually watched the movie couple days ago…. that’s why i did it

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 21, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rejoice!

RT @KenTremendous: Attention, Fire Joe Morgan fans: happy to announce that FJM will ride again, this September 22, on Deadspin. #FJM

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 2:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   5 recs

FANFUCKINGTASTIC!!!

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see him flash his ring at orel herscheiser (spelling) the other night?

it was sickening

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

One day, Orel is gonna toss Joe out of the booth.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Joe endorsed having Orel as an analyst.

Here’s how the conversation went…

FESPN Brass: Hey Joe, what would you think if you could have Orel every night?

Joe Morgan: I’d like that very much!

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 21, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Not picturing anything on VEB, not picturing anything on VEB, not picturing...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well apparently you weren't watching

because jon miller DID kiss it

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it a world series ring, or hall of fame?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need more than one day...

I hate being teased.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

huzzah!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this

Now, if there was only a way to recommend that others read this…. Hmmm….

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

made my day!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 21, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I have been thinking about the pitching line up this weekend

Right now it seems as if we are going to run out hawksworth (gawstab) and suppan and then carp. The thing that I wonder about is whether or not we will make a trade before then. It just seems to me that Tony would have aligned the pitching in such a way as they had it earlier in the year (when they were getting 2 of Carp, Waino, or Jamie every series).

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Tony focused on 8 games against legitimate playoff contenders

and was willing to take whatever hand he was dealt against the Cubs. Look at who we play the next 2 weeks…Cubs, Mets, Pirates, Astros…we should do fine, regardless of which of the 5 start.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 21, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The White Sox are "trying to accelerate" talks with the Brewers for Prince Fielder

per MLBTradeRumors citing Rosenthal.

That’s a rare time when you can use “Prince Fielder” and “accelerate” in the same sentence.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 21, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

to be fair, he accelerates more than most.

i imagine he takes much more time to reach his top speed, whatever that is, than, say, crawford.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: The Cardinals are only 5-4 when scoring 7 runs this year

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, we are only 7-7 when allowing 2 runs this year

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar 7's

the 1890 Browns and 1925 Cardinals are the only teams in team history to win 77 games in a year.

the only team to lose 77 – the 2003 cardinals.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surely some fool...

…in the pre-FJM days would learn of this fact and spin it into some grand yarn about the intangibly intangibles of the Cardinals DNA of grit (apologies to DGoold, but that was pretty bad) and stuff. Assuming they paid attention to that sort of thing.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB.com article paraphrasing dan and al

“and in the equivalent of a mid-season trade, former All-Star Edinson Volquez returned from Tommy John surgery in time for the second half”

by ADMDrayson on Jul 21, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

You know MLB.com... It really is!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they add on that he

failed a PED test and received zero discipline for said infraction?

Screw you Selig!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a load of crap

that he was able to serve the suspension on the DL.
There is no other way to spin it. The team was not penalized at all by his use.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rules should actually ban a player for a meaningful period of time.

A couple of months is derisory. PED suspensions should start at 2 years.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 22, 2010 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

The team was not penalized at all. The player was.

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you're ok with this?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

indifferent really

It’s okay for us to jump up and down screaming now. But if it was a Cardinal player I’m not sure if we would be.

Were the rules designed to penalize the player or the player and the team? If it’s just the intended to penalize the player than it is fine. If it was intended to penalize the team as well then the rule needs work.

by Evilfrog on Jul 21, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just think that this is a fair play issue.

And it could lead to bigger problems. What’s to stop a player coming off of TJ surgery from using if he won’t lose any playing time? Sure the money hit is there, but I think it needs to be reworked.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

songs listened to lately on my mp3 player

Amon Tobin – Nova (great summer song imo)
Estradasphere – The Debutante
Fennesz – Rivers of Sand
Orange Goblin – Alcofuel
Primus – The Pressman

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Amon Tobin

I listen to his stuff all the time while I’m puttering around the house or cooking dinner.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

He is one of my all time faves too, especially the first two albums ‘Permutation’ and ‘Supermodified’. They are all good though, really. That last one was pretty interesting, I need to give that a listen again (it has all real live mic’d sound samples from a Foley room, I think it was one of the major video game studios that let him use it, Chaos Theory was also recorded there, that soundtrack he did which was also great). he is a big influence on my electronic music

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, shameless plug

you can buy my last album here: http://www.reverbnation.com/sitari on cd. I’m going to order some to sell myself too. although I have a new one coming out in a month or so. for fans of Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Orbital, and similar sounds (although my stuff is not as good as those guys!)

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're not selling yourself till you put a link in your sig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

a whole song is $1

but a ringtone is $2.50?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the 50/50 drawing at the little league game over the weekend.

3 tickets for $2, or 6 for $5. What a bargain.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even know I was selling ringtones to be honest

the best deal is just buying the cd because I think the artwork is pretty cool and it has .wav files. you can always import the mp3s

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you like Permutation and Supermodified better than Bricolage?

I agree they’re fantastic but Bricolage is in my top 5 favorite albums EVER, it’s by far my favorite of his.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I like them better

for some reason I thought bricolage was a Cujo release

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

the only album he released as Cujo was Adventures in Foam, which i’m not that into.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to give Bricolage another spin

I like Supermodified best I think, it’s got a little of everything on it

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tobin rocks

I’ve always wanted to try to put together some shit that sounded a little like that, but by writing the stuff ahead of time and miking instruments and chopping them up in the wave editor, as opposed to sampling & sequencing. Guy kicks ass.

Fennesz does some out there shit, I’ve only heard a little bit. You into Venetian Snares at all?

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm listening to Bernie with Cal Eldred and Ken Reitz

Ken Reitz sounds like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shake my head in sadness when I think that Colby could be sounding this way in 25 years

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Brandine!

Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 21, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jacob, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Tiffany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil 0- we’re eatin’ tonight!

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 21, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They should take those guys and make them figure out

Why the fuck does Jason Marquis allow fewer hits on balls in play than Randy Johnson before they start pondering the non-reality of gravity.

(Gravity as we know it seems to me to be an entropy reducing force….everything would be randomly distributed through space if gravity were reversed and matter would push away from other matter. I get the feeling they know this better than me though.)

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Supposedly. . .

back in the 30s, Dizzy Dean read an article from a Harvard scientist stating that a curveball was an illusion, to which he replied, “Go stand behind a tree 60 feet 6 inches from me and I’ll whomp the hell out of you with an illusion.”

I say supposedly, because I read it long ago, and it may be apocryphal. Still, great line.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jul 21, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a bit of an illusion

Magicians use similar arcs in their movements to deceive your eyes when pulling off a magic trick or illusion. It’s something about the way your eyes perceive the movement.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yay string theory...

my brain hurts… really really really bad.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jul 21, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

twins that married and divorced sisters

lol

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, string theory...

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

just because....

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Ha yes!

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

That’s excellent.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw this once

It made me laugh then and it’s made me laugh now.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good God the Astros suck

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's a really interesting thread

I don’t know from where, but it’s from a prisoner who just got out of prison, and he started a thread about what it was like from the inside.

Note: There’s a lot of graphic items in there, so don’t read it if you freak out easily

Link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

is this safe for work?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Visually, yes. It's just text

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, and an ad for "The Other Boleyn Girl" but nothing illicit

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

great read. this would make a good book. I’m always amazed by people who can experience something (dramatic or mundane) and then regurgitate the experience in a interesting, meaningful fashion.

by _pistol_ on Jul 21, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was one on the porn industry too

I think the guy was named Tyler Knight, and it was on Tucker Max’s forums

Or maybe not. Here’s the link to an MMA forum

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol interwebs

It appears to be someone on TeamLiquid (a Starcraft clan/forum/community) quoting — I think — a user from 4chan.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plan 1

Slider away
Slider away
Slider away

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup tonight

Lopez 3B
Winn CF
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Craig RF
Molina C
Miles 2B
Carpenter P
Ryan SS

Ugh…

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This looks familiar.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit nvm

Lopez 3B
Jay RF
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Rasmus CF
Schumaker 2B
Molina C
Garcia P
Ryan SS

My bad

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

I was ready to punch a hole in the wall if we saw Winn and Miles starting again.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

except Craig needs to be at second instead of Schu

if he’s played third he can give 2nd a try, I say

/because anyone can play 2nd

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

UZR would disagree overall

but my eye agrees with you. I would like that too, except that Craig’s arm is so weak he can’t even throw it that far. at least, that’s what Tony must think?

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice! I like it....

The funny thing is though over the past few weeks the lineups all of us have hatred the most have faired the best..

by mick311 on Jul 21, 2010 4:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It doesn't have Miles

GOOD LINEUP

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's a towel

in the shape of a LOBster

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm so happier much.

although why is Sch batting before Yadi? that’s a little odd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's an improvement

Good to see Clobbers in there. Hope his leg stays attached.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has Miles

BAD LINEUP

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

phils lineup

Polanco 3B, Victorino CF, Francisco LF, Howard 1B, Werth RF, Rollins SS, Ransom 2B, Ruiz C, Blanton P

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow horrible #3 hitter

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Book it.

4-4, 2 2B, HR, 5 RBI

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second day in a row

Ibanez hit third yesterday

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

KLo

  BJRains Kyle Lohse on the mound at Busch Stadium, throwing a simulated game. The hitters are Skip Schumaker, Aaron Miles and Jason LaRue. #stlcards 14 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Gritastic

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That ought to build his confidence pretty quickly.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

I want to see that

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

updatey update

 MatthewHLeach Holliday, Wainwright, Carpenter among the spectators for Lohse’s sim game. #stlcards 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp will find a tell

..and we’ll discover that there was nothing wrong with his forearm — just tipping pitches

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 21, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Lohse is throwing a simulated no-hitter?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

BJ Rains tweet

Austin Wilson is here at Busch Stadium and in uniform. Cardinals trying to win him over like college recruiting trip

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So it's

luggage from Carp, or a free ride to Stanford?

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 21, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's

1. A free ride to Stanford AND luggage from Carp
     or
2. He signs and receives no luggage

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

pics or it didn't happen

http://twitpic.com/27e1tv

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks goooooooooooooood in a Cards uniform, doesn't he?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got that Brian Barton thing working for him

/not a racist comment

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

he looks like an astronaut?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

From the back he just looks like Barton to me.
Tall, thin, hair coming out of the back of the cap

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

anyone supplying the pie?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baking pies as we speak

Let’s get this done people! Circle the wagons!

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok someone with a twitter account has to ask about the pies

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we call today austin wilson day?

And can Albert and him please hug out all the reasons he should sign here?

And can we please please please please please please please sign him. give the middle finger to Cox for asking for way too much, and then have two first rounders next year?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Jul 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert should have invited him to the all-star game on the charter

and had his agent aboard – maybe it would be an ncaa violation and he’d be ruled ineligible, have to sign.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 21, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win him over Mo!

RT @BJRains Austin Wilson is here at Busch Stadium and in uniform. Cardinals trying to win him over like college recruiting trip.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Micheal Bourne sucks.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DP in order again.

gag

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither of these teams deserves to win.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the nadir of the season.

(Let’s hope.)

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game makes me less freaked out about this weekend

no matter how much the Cardinals are kicking ass and how much the Cubs are sucking ass… I still get really anxious and freaked out whenever the Cubs and Cardinals play

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dropping in to say

results are in, I have passed my boards and I am a board certified Doctor of Physical Therapy. I owe it all to my time spent on an anonymous internet blog avoiding studying and paying attention in class.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 21, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

Hey, Doc, I've got this pain in my right hip. . . .

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice bro!

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So now you'll have more time to write.

May I suggest a review of the SLAP tear accredited to Ottavino and the pros/cons of rehab versus surgery.

Thanks in advance,
Selfish Robot

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 21, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

selfish robot

convince the missus to set up our internet service at home and you’ve got it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 21, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

congrats!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 21, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 21, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, scoot!

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

new or old movie?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

go watch the fountain if you havent yet

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

bladerunner

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Predators was pretty good

here’s a few off the top of my head

Solaris (original version)
Equilibrium
Gattica
Minority Report
Children of Men was one of the best ones I’ve seen in recent times

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just started re-reading hitchhiker's guide

so much better (in 2 chapters) than the movie

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to recommend Equilibrium.

I would also recommend Sunshine.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Event Horizon was pretty cool

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I also really enjoy Omega Man, starring Chuck Heston. He could also rent the series Firefly and then the movie Serenity.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Firefly and Serenity were both great

if he wants to go crazy he can watch all the new battlestar galacticas (make sure to watch the pilot first)

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second

Firefly and Serenity. Love me some Cap’n Mal.

by Cardinal70 on Jul 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorram Fox

Can’t believe they screwed that show up.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you have taken the time to watch the original series, too. It's quite enjoyable.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of these are exactly secret gems, but here are some recent sci-fis in my Netflix that I've liked,

in order of decreasing likeyness:

9
District 9
Moon
Children of Men
Neverwhere (BBC miniseries of the Gaiman book)
The Lost Room
Hancock

by BTown Birds fan on Jul 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh crap

I knew there was something I was forgetting. District 9 was the best!

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, 9 is your favorite?

the cartoon one? i was really disappointed in that. district 9 was my favorite film last year though. much better than avatar.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so good IMO.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

But his films are often lousy.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

for sure

plus he’s not a very good actor

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i, robot was alright

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun, but not exactly citizen kane

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty good - I certainly didn't feel like I'd just thrown away two hours

of my life after watching it. But in that list, the biggest gaps in likeyness are probably between District 9 and Moon, and between The Lost Room and Hancock. (The Lost Room was pretty corny by the way, but it was also a lot of fun.)

by BTown Birds fan on Jul 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I'd have read to the bottom, I wouldn't have needed to type anything.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's been a while

but i don’t remember thinking it was all that good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It got mixed reviews from my friends.

I thought it was one of the better movies I’ve seen. I had very low expectations though.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Running Man

Starring the Governator
based on the Stephen King short story

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh hell yeah

I have that in my dvd collection.

Total Recall too

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you read running man?

It’s a great story. Published under the pseudonym Richard Bachman. The Long Walk is a good futuristic Bachman short story too.
I love Stephen King shorts. They really showcase his talent without also showcasing his ability to write REALLY LOOOONG books.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't necessarily call the long walk a short story

that was more of a full length novel wasnt it? (at least from what i remember when i read it)

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're right

I read it in “”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bachman_Books" target="new">The Bachman Books" so I think of it as a short story since it was a part of a (very) larger book when I read it.
It was still short by King standards though. Ever read the unabridged Talisman, It, or The Stand?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

How has nobody mentioned Children of Men?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a joke, right?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god I didn't read everything properly

Disregard, all

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Independence Day

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here come the DisAstros!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

oh dave

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good grief...talk about driving people to a site with a headline...

only to have really shitty and lazy analysis when you arrive.

Perhaps it would be better to do your homework Dave!

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 21, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad the commenters are eating it up

Whatever, I’m sure it will just be lost in the other 15 posts they will have up by the end of today.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they are all mariners fans

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

just eat up anything dave says

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 21, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we'd be freaking out too

if all of a sudden Waino’s BB/9 and xFIP doubled over the course of two months as a cause of his fastball velo dropping 3-4 mph.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, for one

LIncecum’s fastball has actually been better this month than it’s been all season, and secondly, his seasonal xFIP is just as good as it’s ever been despite lower velocity all season.

Dave basically cherry picked one start (in which the velocity data was suspect) and then cherry picked monthly xFIP splits to prove his point.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see

it takes a sabermetician to know when another sabermetician is blowing smoke

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

dave cameron isn’t a sabermetrician.

St. Louis Cardinals -- 2006 World Champions

by greenback06 on Jul 21, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what's the issue?

the dude’s velocity plummeted, that isn’t worth writing about?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

scroll down

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it hasn't
Nick Steiner says:
July 21, 2010 at 5:59 pm

Before his last start, his fastball velocity had been way up from where it was at the beginning of the season:

http://www.fangraphs.com/fgraphs/5705_P_FA_20100715.png

And even in his last start, it was higher according to BIS than it was according to the Pitch f/x data you quoted. If you look at the other starting pitcher that game (Kershaw), his fastball averaged 91.5 MPH compared to a seasonal average (per FanGraphs) of 92.8. The other pitchers I checked for that game (Broxton, Kuo, Casilla) were also well down from their season velocity. I’d estimate the Pitch f/x gun for that game was running cold by at least 1 MPH.

Overall this year, Lincecum’s average fastball velocity is 91.5 this year, which is less than 1 MPH slower than last year. His xFIP on the season is 3.38, which is about .10 points higher than his career average. His strikeout rate is 9.53, about .5 points lower than his career average.

In short, I really don’t how you could come to the conlcusion that it’s time to "commence worrying" unless you are putting a lot of weighted on his July xFIP split. I don’t see how that is warranted.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

but there was this

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wuuuut

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

where did the ball end up?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 21, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It hit the bull.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warning to Adam Wainwright

there are risks involved in learning the Lincecum change.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's embarrassing

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

BETTER TRADE HIM TO THE CARDS, SINCE HE IS DONE

WE HAVE ANY LEFTY FIRST BASEMEN LEFT?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Hamilton still around?

I guess I could part with him for Timmy. I guess.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they kick back some cash

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way.

We want this to shred the Chicago pen for the weekend, even with tomorrow’s off-day for them. I want a 20-inning marathon of ineptitude.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lord...

this sound, right now, on WGN….“Let’s go Cubbies…”

is EXACTLY what I don’t want to hear on Saturday.

by goodymobb on Jul 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

plus the astros are trying to give the game to the cubs.

/cue walkoff

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone here drum?

Or possibly have samples of real drums?

by LandSickness on Jul 21, 2010 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

like... what do you mean?

like beats or just the sampled drum sounds?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

how would you want them

like a wav file(s)?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just need a file that I can manipulate and loop for this project I’m working on

by LandSickness on Jul 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're trying to make music

you’ll probably need more than a wav file with drum samples.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

im going to internet kill you if GD says that this isn't right

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY

you are internet safe now zoomzoom

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

well we have had it before where hopes were up then dashed to pieces

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

so are they 10 games under? or 9?

i dont know if GD has updated the records

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cubs jerk the football away from their fans once again.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

living with a cubs fan makes it kinda sad

kinda

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 21, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Heh

Kitten Riding a Tortoise (youtube)

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 21, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Strasburg goes for the Nats

maybe CIN loses?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

nice curve

and 1-2-3 inning for Stras

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 21, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the most fun pitcher I've ever seen

In the same inning, he made Cabrera jump out of the way in fear of his life and then sawed him off, made Votto swing at a change that probably hit the plate and then watched a curve right down the middle—-and his slowest 2-seamer was 97. Outrageous.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds are goin' to get Strasburg'd

Best pure stuff in baseball after King Felix.

by jackhammerslam on Jul 21, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Not Felix a few years ago, though

Remember against the Red Sox a few years ago in Dice-K’s debut? Fastball sat 97-99, slider in at 90, change up around the same

Now his fastball sits at a comfortable 94-96, with everything else scaled down a bit too

I’m guessing Ubaldo will go the same route, and Strasburg as well in a few years

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember what you are talking about and the gun that night was totally juiced

Strasburg throws ~2 mph harder on average than Felix ever did.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And his offspeed pitches are an improvement

Felix’s curve has -6 inches vertical, 4 inches horizontal. Felix’s have -8 vertical, +8 horizontal. Felix’s change has -6 horziontal, +3 vertical. Strasburg’s change has 0 vertical, -6 horizontal.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felix' slider is pretty effin dirty

But Strasburg throws a lot harder and has a better changeup.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 21, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawks has to hold his own umbrella.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Rumor: Oswalt will only go to a team willing to pick up his $16mm option for 2012

Stark link

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, just that then Roy?

I mean, just sort of toss in that $16M option?

Roy: If you wouldn’t mind, team X’s GM. It would be kind of you!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 21, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruben Amaro signed

Baez to a multi-year deal.
Ibanez to a three-year deal.
Howard to a ridiculous extension.
Polanco to a three-year deal.
Moyer to a two-year deal.

He’s dumb enough to do it.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BASSBALL

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like

nolasco is starting to pop up in rumors as an available pitcher. hopefully this will draw mo’s attention to him!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

EVERYBODY TRY THIS RIGHT NOW

It’s like having a superpower. WHILE DOING LAUNDRY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be shocked if there was anyone on the internet

That hasn’t seen that 1000 times now. But yes, it’s cool and all that.

by mojowo11 on Jul 21, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

theory:

debunked

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

x 2

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s cool

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mind. Blown.

And yes I tried it. And yes i failed.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Jul 21, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol craig paquette

how much did he get paid after that year?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Jul 21, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Orel says Strasburg is pitching so hard, it's ripping apart his clothes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

beat me to it

I’ve never heard that explanation before. I’ve seen Waino and Carp have their top few buttons undone, but never really knew it was because of the mechanics of pitching. Really cool!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby V's voice is so irritating

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I have the utmost respect for the guy due to the fact

that the guy is practically a god in Japan, but the last place the guy should be is behind a microphone

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he might just be the worst broadcaster ESPN has ever had

and that’s quite a statement

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously think he is worse than Morgan

Morgan has moments when he makes sense, I’ve yet to reach that conclusion with Bobby

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what kind of lineup can we expect with the series won and an 8-game streak?

Does Fredbird play 3rd?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2010 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

does he have a better arm than craig?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

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