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Game 94 Open Thread: Phillies at Cardinals

Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals, Jul 20, 2010 8:15 PM EDT


Moyer Carpenter
9-9, 4.88 10-3, 3.16

With hym ther rood a gentil Pytcher
Of Phyledelph, his freend and his compeer,
That streight was comen fro the court, no loyer.
Ful loude he soong "'tis I, Jayme Moyer!"
The Phillees bar to hym a stif burdoun;
Was nevere a pytcher so greet or old aroun.

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get it

because he’s old

by DanUpBaby on Jul 20, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

I <3 Chaucer

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm old and happily married but

the English teacher in me might be in love with your internet persona :P Yay for Chaucer.

by mel1975 on Jul 20, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Chaucer

But I hated reading Middle English, so I had a hard time enjoying it.

Took a whole class of Middle English texts, too. That was miserable. Stupid major requirements.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

its one of those things that always seems bizarre at first thought but after you think about it makes a lot of sense.

job creation, etc.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

or in Oregon.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or half the pumps in the 80's

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineups

phils: rollins SS, polanco 3B, ibanez LF, howard 1B, werth RF, victorino CF, ruiz C, valdez 2B, moyer P

birdos: lopez 3B, winn CF, pujols 1B, holliday LF, craig RF, molina C, miles 2B, c. carpenter P, ryan SS

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 20, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip a late scratch?

listed at 2b on Gameday

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

...
Skip Schumaker is out of Tuesday’s lineup against the Phillies due to discomfort in his left wrist.

Schumaker jammed the wrist while making a diving play during Monday’s game. Consider him day-to-day for now. Aaron Miles will start at second base in his place and bat seventh against Jamie Moyer.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 20, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this hurts

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did Clobby do this time to get sat

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LHP

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought we had gotten over that

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, can i just yet again point out the insanity

that we are sitting THE BEST OFFENSIVE CENTER FIELDER IN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FOR RANDY F. WINN

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has a sore hammy

and has not played well at all since the break

let him sit

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't realize the hammy was still sore. this was the info i was looking for, thx

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

even so

there’s no reason Jon Jay shouldn’t be playing instead. Except for some meaningless matchup.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, he's looked awful the past few days

pleasenoDLpleasenoDLpleasenoDLpleasenoDLpleasenoDLpleasenoDLpleasenoDLpleasenoDL

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

au contraire

if he’s hurt he damn well better go to the DL.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

au contraire

pleasedon’tbeactuallyhurtpleasedon’tbeactuallyhurtpleasedon’tbeactuallyhurtpleasedon’tbeactuallyhurt

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not allowed to play against players who pitched before he was born

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see McGwire hit off of Moyer

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

moyer looks ooooooooold

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

VEB poll: who's older than Moyer

not me—he’s got me by a few months

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got me

by almost 200%

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

over twice my age.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

just saying Jamie’s more than twice as old as me as well.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm older than half his age

But he could legally drink alcohol when I was born

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

my age

is roughly 5/8 of a Moyer unit

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Moyer uses Bengay to get 2 more mph on his fastball.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 20, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

um...Sunday.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect guy for the part too.

He passed away a few days ago though.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 20, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

but crisco, bardol, vagisil, and snot are fair game though

by redbirds34 on Jul 20, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Chris Carpenter day!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The Phillies fans are all

giddy about something.

Also, they weren’t kidding about Ruben Amaro being smug. To wit:

"I think we know exactly what we’re going to do," Amaro said. "I just choose not to tell you."

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

of course they're giddy

their balls are in the air.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a Joe Strauss quote

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

heeheehee

i actually wouldn’t really mind if they got Sheets.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminder for others, like me, out of the region:

Extra Innings on Comcast is still free. Cards are on.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

why grit not greene?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

sore RH

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's hurt

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorriest up the middle offense

of all time?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Is their combined wOBA less than Albert's?

What about their combined OPS?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tripp Cromer and Scotty Hemond would like a word with you.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winn, Miles, Boog,

and this version of Molina on offense makes me wanna cry

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008

Kennedy & Izturis want to have a word with you.

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it before you were born?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was 1

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, he was considered finished at that point.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer looks like he's supposed to be Carp's dad.

Also, I LOVE me some vintage boog! looked good on that play

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

9 pitches

Sit the fuck down

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

sit. down.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ludwick

Welcome back Ryan Ludwick! First AB, two-run homer over the Memphis bullpen, 2-0 Birds in the first. (memphis redbirds twitter)

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 20, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

...wick

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of BBQ

I had some customer come in town asking for some good BBQ. Sent them to Pappy’s. They ended up running into Wainwright and Franklin there.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 20, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

RFL!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thud

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludnut!

RT @memphisredbirds Welcome back Ryan Ludwick! First AB, two-run homer over the Memphis bullpen, 2-0 Birds in the first.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jul 20, 2010 8:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

floppy returns the favor

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Some crazy rumors flying around in Philly
A trade tweeted by Rob Kuestner of CSNPhilly.com is Roy Oswalt to Philly, Jayson Werth to an unnamed team, with that unnamed club sending prospects back to Houston.

from philliesnation.com

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Jayson Werth a Type A?

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 20, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, there are those rumors about Werth

and Utley’s wife

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it would be pretty dumb

to let a little cold streak force Philly’s hand.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy Oswalt is a pretty damn good return

especially since they just got rid of Kendrick

by TheBirds on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

$7,500,000

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say they get an extra win out of the move

that’s reasonable.

I don’t know who would replace Werth, but Oswalt is likely replacing someone pretty bad.

by TheBirds on Jul 20, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

part of this depends on who’s going to be taking Werth’s place. A rotation with Halladay, Oswalt, and Hamels in it is pretty intimidating….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dom Brown

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

(probably)

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Brown is .328/.389/.592 between AA and AAA this year. 19 2B, 19 HR, 14 SB…

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle Kendrick

who just got Card’d off of the team

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, so it's not that bad

I had thought Werth was signed for a couple more years.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably on Oswalt's "Do Not Want" list

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need a bat,

and not pitching?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

A month ago, I would have said the Yanks.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 20, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, the Yanks do have the connection w/the 'Stros

Pettitte
Clemens
Oswalt?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

SD needs an outfield bat

a lot more than they need a pitcher.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

SD wouldn't need much offense if they had Oswalt.

I think the main motivating factor is the team getting Werth is strapped for cash.

by TheBirds on Jul 20, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Philly on his approved list?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point

I think Roy just wants to get the fuck out of Houston. I bet he’d waive his NTC if he’s going to a contender.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

and you think Phillies fans were angry when they flipped Lee for Halladay, just wait for this one

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

carlos ruiz

is not yadier molina

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

On the road to Cantebury and hopefully to victory . . .

Sweet liquor . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING BABIP

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Craigression: Engage

almost

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm, Allen Craig got screwed again

Let me look shocked for a second.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 20, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig another attum ball. . . He's due for some Texas League hits . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Miles stole them all.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

or pcl

as it may turn out

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid fucking balls in play luck

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

'sokay

eventually he’ll get a home run from the knees, or reach on a check-swing bloop….shit has to even out eventually….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

one thing about jaybird and milk carton

they are both showing a pretty good eye at the plate

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

everytime i see holliday now i think about my dream

i hate it.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dream?

…did it involve sexy Legos?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a hammock

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really. he worked at my firm but he was also still a pro baseball player

and he told me he was embarrassed about his HR derby performance while we sat on a hammock. i think we were having an affair, but (thankfully) there was no affair-type conduct in my dream. or else i blocked it out.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had odd dreams since I saw Inception.

Last night’s dream was about Lady Gaga, who I don’t listen to or follow. She wanted me to go on tour with her and keep her company because she thought I was funny.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a better dream than mine. even though i don't like lady gaga

i wonder, if she showed up in my dream, would i even recognize her?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

a big nose and hardly any clothes.

probably.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, I don't think you're funny

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Liar.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

maybe it was me

women dreaming about me…it’s been known to happen!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have been trying, believe me.

i might resort to just staring at pictures of him before bed. i wonder how my boyfriend would feel about that…

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

DanUp hath a blogge?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 20, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know why Greene is benched in favor of Ryan?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

bruise on hand

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left side of the infield is an injury magnet . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also second base.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wolves

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh, this is going to be a new meme

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, look, I know that ball was hit hard

But seriously…how many times is Miles going to get hit IN THE GLOVE by a balland not catch it?

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies game plan: Try and hit it directly at Aaron Miles.

It will probably work.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

$99.99

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i like double plays that avoid miles

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a error to skip.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

99.99

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

what I meant was

I wonder if there’s a way to track what fraction of a team’s DPs are 5-4-3, 6-4-3, 4-6-3, 3-6-3, etc.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure there is

I don’t know what it is, though.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's no way I'm geeky enough

to dig through an entire season’s worth of boxscores tallying DPs….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

who knows

flashbacks from yadi’s pickoff?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably thought that

Albert stepped on first before he threw to second.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayson Werth doesn't understand the force out

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 20, 2010 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

So is Moyer out?

Rooney was saying someone’s warming in the Phil’s pen

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 20, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer out

somebody named Drew Carpenter in.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

The Other Carpenter

was just called up to replace Kendrick (to be their long man.)

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer should have been more efficient in the 1st

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 20, 2010 8:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Whoa

Did Moyer die?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Needed a nap.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old age

Tragic, but he led a long, happy life.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

did finishing the game interfere with moyer’s bingo night or something?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

I laughed

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

carpenter vs. carpenter

wat

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Gout

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vericose veins.

Needs his compression socks.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is gout an old person leg disease?

I wasn’t sure. Went for it anyways. Should have gone with vericose veins.

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, young'uns can get it too.

Too much uric acid. Hurts like hell.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just noticed your sig.

God I hate Ricky Horton.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

jd's sig....

ladies love it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they'd work together

in a funny yet infuriating way

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' Miles

How does he work?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

GRIT

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the soon to be optioned Allen Craig

weeps

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, he gets up in the morning

and puts on his pants, one leg at a time.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 20, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

that would have been a lot funnier if I’d managed to include the correct pronoun and more p’s….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no

I think it’s funny just the way it is.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 20, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"has hit safely in all six starts."

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

(Keep this tidbit away from Tony)

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just one more twinkie...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have some twinkies from the seventies in the garage

maybe i should mail them to the booth?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate twinkies

if they were Suzy Q’s, they would already be in my tummy

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s wafer thin….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lobster for everyone :(

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

well skip prob wouldnt of been able to start tonight anyway, I have a feeling if this kid started Tony prob might of started Jay over Craig but

Rasmus was struggling and I bet there was a good chance Tony would have sat him for Winn anyway. At least Winn is hitting left handed though.

by mick311 on Jul 20, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

plus Colby's leg could still be bothering him

I’d prefer Jay in there over Winn but I’m ok with not pushing it with Colby. in other news, the bench is strong tonight haha

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three LOBsters in two, Moyer to the Gatesworth - Hell of a start to the game. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec

Because my grandparents live at the Gatesworth.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok that's a start

but that’s a simple throw. I could see him struggling with the required reflexes at 3b, or reading the ball off the bat, but that was routine

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would classify that as a physical error

A mental error is throwing to the wrong base, not being in place for a cutoff, swinging at a bad pitch on 3-0.

A high throw is a physical error. Avoidable, yes, but not as damnable as a mental error, in my opinion. Bad throws happen.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless it's due to a lack of focus...

not that we can know that at this point, though Al seemed to think so

hmm…that’s probably a point against it haha

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, the brain is always involved to some degree

An error is, by definition, avoidable, so most errors involve a lack of focus or poor judgment. I still think that a bad throw on a routine play is a “physical” error.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hubris.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the routine one?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why pitch out there?

I don’t get it.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 20, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen Craig, please report to pre-game IF practice....

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

rain looks like it's on the way

radar

we got fuckin clobbered here in KC around 4:30-5:00

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

the fuck floppy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Chris Carpenter gonna have to luggage a bitch?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

And then Miles for the extra base.

Plenty of failure to go around there.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

get your head out of your ass

-miles

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

but i thought he was super savvy veteran king of grit?

can you imagine the reaction by the dugout if a young player had done that?

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez/Miles for the WINN

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That should be enough to get his ass jerked.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Miles is so tiny he couldn't catch Boogs throw and touch first base.

So the pitcher was safe. Then, he sulked and the runner advanced to third on him.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

bunt with 1st & 2nd

throw to Boog covering 3rd for out relay to Miles at 1st pulled the midget off the bag. Miles than hung his head and the runner took third

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

bunt with runners on 1st/2nd. Molina gets the lead runner at 3rd.

ryan throws a little off line and low to 1st, miles is covering 1st and can’t pick the ball.

MOPES AROUND LIKE A BITCH and the runner at 2nd goes to 3rd.

by TheBirds on Jul 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony won't like that

good news

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Al just explained pretty much exactly how that play went down without really being critical of Aaron Miles.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

he did say he wasn't paying attention

the tone wasn’t rookie fuckup-ish, though

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

“Miles puts his head down, runner takes third on heads-up play.”

That’s it, really? Miles just handed the Phillies an extra base. Inexcusable.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles didn't give the base away

Valdez took it!

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Ryan had done that

Al would have ran down to the field and drop-kicked him. Cause he’s not a PROVEN VETERAN

by PeterStork670 on Jul 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

take miles out of the DP equation

and look how well it works

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

thank god

99.99 from rollins to get out of the inning

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

oo.oo

is what i typed when i meant to write 99.99

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

oo.oo

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

major league defenders ftw

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Can Carp and Miles get into a dugout scrap?

No biting allowed either

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn't be much of a fight

Carp will just do the thing where he puts his hand on Miles’ forehead and holds him back while Miles flails away at the air….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

(Our) Carp exceeded his pitches/inning average by 22% in the 3rd.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Jul 20, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

is the miles play at first

more on boog or miles? the rest was on miles, but what about the throw?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

No out at first on Boog, wide throw.

Runner advancing third on Miles, apparently forgot he was playing a baseball game.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad, but catchable throw

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles is 5'4" tall.

That is an awfully small target from 3rd base.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles footwork was wrong

using the proper foot Miles should have been able to stretch and make the out.

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw was pretty low and wide

I’m okay with Miles coming off the bag to keep the ball in front of him. But letting the runner go to third was amazingly bad.

by mojowo11 on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

right foot on the base and a stretch

and he makes the play. He was using his left foot (glove side) which is not what you do when covering first because that method shortens the stretch

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's kind of hard to spontaneously play a new position

I don’t fault him for not making the play, but forgetting the game was going on was annoying.

by TheBirds on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been primarily a 2Bman his whole career.

Covering first is nothing new.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

covering 1st on bunts is a routine part of a 2nd baseman’s job description

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reaching base is good

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FTWinn

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

wingding?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'know

I almost posted that actually, but I didn’t know if anyone would get it…..

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

winndingo

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

winnebago

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooow

really? O_O

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Well ok Randy Winn...

Just bought himself more time on the roster…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

head essplode

for the winn

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

R F Winn

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WINN

Courtesy of TLR, sooooper genius.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was awesome

kinda makes up for the pushing the ball over the fence

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i'd say it does

as we did win that game

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

cloby who?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad lopex has to start @ third

He’s our best hitting second baseman

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

FOR THE WINN

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SHUT UP ABOUT HOW GOOD STAVINOHA IS. PLEASE.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

lol wut

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan and al being unbelievably stupid

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I figured

I think if I listened to them every night I’d be lol wut’ing a ton

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

instead of Redrum,

his head says “Nick Stavinoha is a Professional Hitter.”

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s actually impressive

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAAAR!! Randy Winn be going yard

sorry, there’s just something about his batting stance that makes me think he’s a Pirate, like an actual Pirate, not a Pitt. Pirate

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

woot

I get the feeling that he’s trying to prove to me personally that he doesn’t suck.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

al mentions stav

silence

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Winn homerun - Craig run home to Memphis. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i like Winn too, as a 4th OF

the problem is, we have more than a few of those, and he’s starting. if we didn’t have Jon Jay, Stav (ugh), or Craig, i’d be insanely happy to have Winn as our 4th OF.. but we do.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer left elbow strain.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Left elbow (disintegration)

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left elbow (fossilization)

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe hurt it at home. His house is for sale in Magnolia - easy to spot - has a batting cage in front.

Bargain at $7 million

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That belongs in Cooperstown

Or Ripley’s believe it or not

This player is OPS’ing a lucky .639!!!!!

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prince

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wait no Cecil

Fuck I can’t pick

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

SS this time

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

gameday agrees.

The ump stole his inevitable lineout!

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It must be Drew Carpenter's reputation

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFABAS...

oh wait… wrong carp

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

F/x is showing crazy movement on that fast ball again.

Is it?

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

whatinthefuckisgoingonhere?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

vis a vis what, exactly?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

randy winn dingers

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy pissed about Moyer

leaving the game. Winn needs 14 more PA’s against LHP to first performance clause in his contract – $10K baby for 50 PA’s against LHP. He thought he’d rack up three tonight, but no, old guy has to pull something.

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now saying injured elbow for Moyer.

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by StanTheManFan on Jul 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks was just about to ask

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

strong possibility

what’s weird is that nobody noticed anything while he was out there, suddenly there was just somebody else pitching.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT BJ RAINS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, seriously

starting to serrrriously get on my nerves

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Lou has had enough.

Sorry if this is nexdef’d

Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella announced Tuesday that he will retire at the end of the season, ending a storied and often colorful career that included 18 years in the majors as a player and another 22 as a manager.


General manager Jim Hendry said former Cubs Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg, now a minor league manager in Des Moines, will be a candidate for the job. He said Piniella’s replacement won’t be hired before the end of the season.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont really know how he was in his earlier years as a manager,

but i think he has been terrible for the cubs. he too often will blame the players without taking responsibility himself. and his in-game decision making is curious at best.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was a players' manager in Seattle.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, everybody loves him here

Got a standing ovation when the Cubs came to town

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting.

is he still considered that with chicago?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Seattle he had some players to manage.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he sure couldn't figure out Bradley

and then the Zambrano/Lee thing happened….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him too

But only because I have a lot of Cubs fan friends who got their hopes way up when he was hired and he failed miserably

The purpose of the exercise is to win the World Series

by Walking Underwear on Jul 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're gonna send an outfielder in a trade

there’s just too damn many of them

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i feel like Craig is the only one who's worth anything though

and he’s my second favorite of the extra ones.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay has value also.

he is a superb fielder who can play all three OF positions. Makes up for a lot of the offensive differences between him and Craig.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

but i feel like he doesn’t have much value on the trade market because his ceiling isn’t so high
whereas Craig’s got a power ceiling that teams like.

i also think we need to trade DJ Tools, but that’s another store

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

truth

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

.243 .330 .349 .679 in Springfield?

what’s that worth?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he was talking about Jay

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

truth

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and of course

no one will want winn or stav. see ya jay or craig

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Miles has played OF before can we trade him?

I would literally give Miles and cash to a team

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i like that trade

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I feel like we're shortchanging the other team

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

only way i could see it being better is if you could trade MLB draft picks

Aaron Miles and cash for a future 50th round pick.
now THAT’s a fair trade

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll take Aaron Miles and cash

if the Cards are offering

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

he can ride the bench on my softball team.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that long

but we got a solid 1-1.5" in like 45 minutes. It poured. Whole lot of lightning. And if the storms are training, it may be a late night….now that we have a lead, gotta make sure this one gets to the 5th….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

these are stout enough rainmakers

that I’d be concerned about the ability of the outfield to recover

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

good to know

glad we’re gonna the 5th inning in then

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the way the radar's looking

they’ll get the entire game in.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

38 pitches through 4

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly i support that idea

then jay in the OF ’til luddy gets back

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm all for it

it’s not like Lopez is sensational over there

by kalmavet on Jul 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it makes too much sense to ever happen

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody get me a Whitey bobblehead.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

"He'll stretch that into two."

You’re killin’ me Dan.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yes. I am here.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any guesses for Aaron Miles' bat speed?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

similar to Molina's foot speed. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright is a kick!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Waino enjoyed that deeply.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

"well he got that hit off Edwin Jackson" ... is that what he said?

damn, Waino must really have a free pass with Carp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he said a couole of hits.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was looking sideways the whole time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino giving Carp hell on his batting.

Carp sez eff you.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp is possibly the least enthusiastic batter in all of baseball

he always looks like one of those Southwest Airlines ads (wanna get away?)

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite is when he was squaring up to bunt

the pitcher was delaying, and Carp just held his stance and nodded his head back and forth like a bored preschooler.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It certainly isn't his forte

you can tell most of the time he is just resigned to defeat.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

made more hilarious

by how fearsome/intense he is on the mound. The contrast couldn’t be any starker.

I have been chuckling about this pretty much since 2004.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont get it.

gameday has miles out on a lineout, but also says “pitcher Drew Carpenter to first baseman Ryan Howard.” ????

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Liner that the pitcher stopped

It was actually pretty hard hit

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i understand

thank

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

*thanks

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

line drive hit pitcher

who then picked it up and threw to 1st for the out.

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

miles lined one off the lesser Carpenter

tis not even a flesh wound

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

1. Wheres Moyer?

&

2. Who is this other Carpenter?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

elbow pain, out after 1

on #2, no idea

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

elbow pain?

I guess when you throw as many innings over the years as Moyer it’s bound to happen.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This IS a strange game to be coming in late on.

Lots of weird shit.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

moyer: out, left elbow strain

phillies’ carpenter: long reliever, called up when kendrick was sent down

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elbow trouble.

Impostor.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn responsible for most of the runs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. On the way to visit Frank Jobe, probably. :-(
2. Don’t ask, just enjoy.

StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.

by StanTheManFan on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. Elbow injury
2. Jesus

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi effin earned that one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wooooooooooooo

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan is very, very clear with his signs. in fear of luggaging.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing harder, Boog!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

at strikes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ball f'in 4 floppy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

floppy :(

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i'd just like to say

Ryan F. Ludwick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya! Homer in Memphis.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more time: Cards game free on Extra Innings

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do I never find out about these things until so late?!

Is it through tomorrow?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN.com poll

Which is a greater managerial accomplishment for Lou Piniella?

A. Winning World Series in 1990 with Reds
B. Winning record-tying 116 games with Mariners in 2001

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Just offhand, I'd think he had more to do with the 116.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

68% of ESPN.com voters said A

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

116 games is insanely badass

but yeah, pennants trump all. Good question though.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A

Team was given no chance against the A’s and ended up sweeping them. 2001 team lost the ALCS in five

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boooooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

5 IP, 46 pitches

Take notes, Young Garcia.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

niiiice!

Lynn turning it around?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would Lynn, Hawksworth and Boggs fetch Harren? Would you pull the trigger?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHahahahAHAHAhahaha no

but I’d pull that trigger faster than a Cheney

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think if I was AZ

I’d ask for Garcia, which obviously hell no. I don’t think we’re likely to land Haren.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why obviously hell no?

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking on Haren's contract is probably in conflict with resigning Pujols.

But I wish that they’d trade for him anyway.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we just need to.........

OPEN DEWALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

if they can figure out a way to absorb the payroll, and not overpay in terms of talent, then sure! Trade for Haren. But what are the odds that we can do both of those things?

Same thing goes for Oswalt, only Wade likely won’t want trade O within the division.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddammit

my grammar has been awful tonight.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

because Garcia fills a rotation spot for peanuts for years to come

exceptionally important with APu coming due. i don’t think it actually has anything to do with taking on Haren’s contract, but instead losing a filled rotation spot for nothing.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's definitely nice about Garcia

I just don’t view it as “obviously hell no”

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

think about trading Wainwright in 06....

cheap, effective, healthy, young starters under club control are almost priceless.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

i’d argue Jaime right now (except for the minor caveat of injury risk) is as/more valuable to this team as even a Roy Halladay would be, because he’s SO cost-controlled, and it’s so important to us.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhhhh

I guess I see the point. I just don’t view it as open-and-shut as you guys do.

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Towel

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's at least going to get a cup of coffee in September right?

seems like everybody else from Memphis has been up this year….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would think so, yeah

as long as he pitches better down the stretch. They wouldnt want to bring up Lynn if hes pitching badly in a pennant race

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LL

Cool J

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that a random MILF in a red dress in that baseball montage?

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

talk about little red dress.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was a long cool woman in a red dress...

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

phillies pen will be trashed by the end of this series

got to whoop blaton tomorrow so there’s no one left to follow hamels

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Winn?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice time to catch the Philles in their follies. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody told Randy,

 did they?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT A STRIKE

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a TERRIBLE call!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a LOW strike call

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is my Whitey Bobble Head at?

Stealing cardinals?

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Baez tried to throw that about 200 MPH

…..and buried it 5 ft in front of the plate

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

he has gas?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pregame Chili and Broccoli

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope he called doorknob

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fart joke

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sir

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNAR

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

...nice

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, look at you, stlfan.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you win

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Super ripper . . . good show . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply fail.

SBN!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

post more often

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche sir

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You win.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

CRUSHED!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm lovin' it.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BOMBIDAY

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ED is a bitch

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that pitch sucked

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG

I love this team right now.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

thats what

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm concerned that the

team is to dependent on the HR for scoring runs.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

they’re killing rallies left and right, it’s terrible

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, no moar dingers.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

sort of true i guess.

the real problem is that half the damn lineup is pretty much an automatic out at this point. we need health more than anything.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that no-one cares but:

Kendrick got sent down after the Crads whooped him yesterday, called up in his place? Drew Carpenter

by Aranathor on Jul 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yads.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi.

Back to ripping the ball.

by stlfan on Jul 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yada

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is fun to see Yadi regressing.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

wow this is really enjoyable

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Rollins was faster than that

That looked Jeterian

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He WAS faster than that.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron F. Miles.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert doesn't play because he has a responsibility

he does it so he can make disgusting amounts of money

dan ‘n’ al are especially annoying tonight

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

And it's Cincy's money!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHA

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That Miles sure is impressive.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Would be in contention for MVP of the Batvia Muckdogs. a proper placement in my judgment

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

quite gritty

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to the Phillies dirge-like announcers wailing the blues . . . nice

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha

Miles has evidently found a way to hit .500: Never hit line drives

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao Wainwright face

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Attention Guys In The Truck:

Mic up Waino every single night.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i concur.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's so delightfully redneck

I love it.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine Cardinals' Care $99.99

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

with his hit earlier tonight,

carp probably needs to replace his luggage. its likely all wore out by now. hence, gidp.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

but i'm greedy, see.

mainly, i just love carp’s smug look when he gets on base. its great.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, just wondering

How many people are interested in having intercourse with this homestand so far?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Like, with more than one person?

I dunno man, sounds risky. We might catch a Stavinfection

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pour Sugar Shane on it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's on the DL

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, fire me up

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday blows a huge bubble.

Almost covers his face.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

...twss?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought "lotion" was slang for Lohse.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

all i know is gdm calls him Bubbles

that’s good enough for me

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said more than once he needed to be wrapped in bubble wrap.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh right. I miss gdm sometimes.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse said that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re 2 comments above mine.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes...he came into the

clubhouse with his arm wrapped in bubble wrap once last season.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

all his limbs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

gdm tweeted about it today

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody else get

a homoerotic vibe when al is talking about holliday?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ Holliday waving at the crowd

‘Oh hey bleachers, Oh hey left field seats’

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

please

impregnate my wife?

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp's curveball seems to have more horizontal movement tonight

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

wonder if it's the heat/humidity

seemed to me that Waino’s last start, his curve was even more gonzo than it usually is. Looked like he was trying to get it to go backdoor sometimes.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

carp at 49 pitches through 5.1

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pick, Booooooog.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ankiel is rehabbing in Memphis too

he’s 0-2 with 2 K’s. Ryan followed up his homer with a K and a FO

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

so

that’s where all of lynn’s Ks are coming from

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZING

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

boog got his glove back?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The 18-8 team is back!

I love a sport where you can take 61 games off and still be perfectly fine shape.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

NBA?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

In the Craighouse

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

close no cigar

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silly Craig

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

has it?

two DPs (to one error) and only 3 hits compared to 13 outs on balls in play (not counting the extra outs from the double plays)

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

milk carton

been watching stav

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry if this has been asked and answered before, but...

Does anyone know what Carp has tattoo’d on his arm?

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, T.E.S.S. '09, T.E.S.S. '10

by dan on Jul 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a Devil swinging a Samsonite Carryon at a Unicorn

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

awesome

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Family portrait a la zodiac

The new tattoo spreads over half the arm displaying his family via astrological signs. There’s a lion for his daughter, a Leo. A crab for his wife, a Cancer. An arch for his son, a Sagittarius. A bull for himself, a Taurus.

by punditmoi on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Welp, there we have it I guess

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the new one is on his leg, I think.

beginning of the season, it wasn’t done. Japanese carp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Al is a fucking moron... again

With 2 outs and a 6 run lead you would absolutely rather see him try to make that play. The difference between a single and a triple is basically nothing, whereas the difference between a triple and an out is huge.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Manomang!

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a Ball Mang-net?

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert

fuckin’ love that guy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He does everything

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I tell my kids that.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW:

I think you’re the one who asked upthread — Yes, free Extra Innings goes through tomorrow night — but not every game is available every day. So it will at least be worth checking out.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

video great; audio ugh

in other words, where the h. is Mike Shannon.
Amidst this embarrassment of riches lately my ‘listening’ pleasure has taken a beating. Either put up with Hrabosky via MLB or grit my teeth over Clairborne.
I DID enjoy some of Singleton and Garciaparra last night, tho

by the Tewk on Jul 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

kill the hat!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

6 IP, 59 pitches

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

shoosh! no jinxes...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard

“He’s been getting roughed up a little bit this year, because they don’t give him any run support!”

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Booog!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Ryan...

Hit!!!

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

a little babip luck for Boog

nice

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

'pex!

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

not-unlucky boog???

also lopex.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Lopez

Another hit…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Best damn lineup sporting 5 guys hitting under .250

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

CF

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LF-2B

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wandy winn

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hmmmm....

Family Guy – ‘Raaaaaaaaaaaaandy’ – ‘HA HA’

Picture reference not found.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This literally made me lol

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

winny the poo maybe

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Wandymania is only for one person.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert go boom?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

missed this half-inning

what’d I miss?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i had a franklin

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE!

Lopex single, Winn flyout to center, Boog tagged up and went third.
And then that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

DSGJKLSDGJLKDSGJLK GODDAMMIT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

You seem uptight.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got 2.5 hours of sleep last night and my fiancee just left for the summer

Hold me =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that why you got 2.5 hours of sleep?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

lulz

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A gentleman wouldn't ask

And a gentleman wouldn’t tell

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

we aren't gentlemen

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case.

Yes. That’s exactly why I only got 2.5 hours of sleep.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DO HIT AND RUNS TONY

I garauntee Albert wouldn’t have swung on that if the runner wasn’t going.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ball four

he didn’t have to protect the runner.

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

it was on pujols, not tlr.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

our new,

aggressive running game.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

shite

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Claiborne just said there was a swing em out strike em out DP

that was right after he said there were 178 games in a year.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops

good thing we’re up by 6

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That suketh. . ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish he would just let people walk him sometimes...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame the hit and run for that K

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but with a full count the hit and run wasn’t an issue. if you walk the runner is safe.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF!?!

this catcher sucks

all a sudden he pulls a strikeemoutthrowemout out his ass

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys - outta here - US embassy run. . . Bring home a winnar . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

buena suerte

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your life seems fun

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until...

we have a manager that let’s the fifth best hitter in history hit the ball without meddling in the situation.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

he should have just taken it, it would have been ball four.

i dont see how this is on tony

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed. no need to protect the runner when he could've walked.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's on Pujols too of course...

I just hate the constant overmanaging, especially when we have better players than everyone else.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Jul 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i can agree with the overall sentiment for sure

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rooney: "a fan wants to know what your favorite song to do karaoke is, Mike"

Claiborne: “…….huh.”

Finally came up with Take Me Out To The Ball Game.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Caroline for me, bitches

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

My cousin was given a karaoke machine for Christmas one year.

That family Christmas was awesome. My brother sang Whip It and brought the house down.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jul 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a prayer, bitches

or rocket man

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you sing it like Shatner?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and Im gonna be....

(takes a drag) HIGH as a kite by then…

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely Space Oddity

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend and I did a ridiculous rendition of Piano Man

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

thrilling

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey maybe the answer to solving the problems of the Phillies...

is to trade Chase Utley’s wife Jennifer….No? Spreading slanderous rumors not allowed? Ok.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Jennifer Utley has been getting lucky lately

her value is as high as its gonna be

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if shes interested in DPs.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Day in, day out, Albert plays his position well.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

We could send them a highlights reel.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

UZR is not a fan

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Effin' UZR

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call shenanigans on UZR

I was looking at that last night. There is just no way Pujols is costing the team runs on defense.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the reason I checked

is cause I saw Holliday show up on the WAR leaderboard on the FG front page, and not Pujols, which made me wonder.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

part of it is that it is only applicable in large doses,

like, for at least one full season. so, if uzr doesnt like what big al has done so far this year, no biggie.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be.

i just remember that it is on the scale of seasons as opposed to weeks.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats true, but the fluctuations are enormous from year to year

and the variance between the different systems is rather large. I dont think its entirely trustworthy.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if that is the case as they say,

why do they calculate WAR with single season UZR data? Seems like a big flaw.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that i think

they should use more than one year. but i think there should at least be another WAR stat with the UZR data heavily regressed to the previous 2000 innings or league average if sufficient data is lacking

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

its bizarre that with all the reservations SABR-inclined folks have about small sample sizes, fangraphs throws arguably their most important stat out there with very flawed partial-season UZR data. i don’t get it.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

true.

though to be fair, i think most stats people are aware of the limitations of uzr, war, and other such stats. its definitely a problem when we use these too aggressively though, for example, when declaring a 4.2 war player clearly superior to a 3.9 one. its easy to do though.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that's the whole trouble

isn’t that the whole idea behind WAR, to be able to better compare players?

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is why this would be good

instead of us looking at the WAR numbers and be able to say, this guy is being overvalued by UZR, so he’s not quite this good, we can have a solid number and a standard amount of scrutiny (regression) applied to all players. not because we’re trying to make it a predictive stat, i still want my WAR judging what happened, but because it’s about the only way to be more accurate. which is what any saber nerd is striving for

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is I see that all the time

even directly on fangraphs. Last year they had an article declaring Ben Zobrist more valuable then Pujols based on a slightly higher WAR; the problem was that his WAR was predicated on an obscenely high 22.8 UZR rating. They seemed to have no problem with this.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we all do it

i do, at least. that’s why i think it would be nice to have that defensively regressed WAR sitting right next to us to remind us of context

DRWAR we can call it. or drWAR

doctor war!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

fangraphs is only okay these days.

one thing that makes it hard to follow is that they have so many different contributors who value each stat differently, and also some contributors who compare a bunch of stats and then really dont say anything.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just need a Dave Allen graph every day

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only stat

that i really accept without much hesitation is wOBA. everything else needs some serious context.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

one thing that is strange about it though

is that the top pitchers war is always lower than that of top hitters. are we undervaluing pitchers, overvaluing hitters, or is it just that baseball innately values hitters more. i guess its hard to compare them as pitchers only play once every five days. but that their wars are so different has always bugged me.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke led the majors in WAR last year

9.4 to Zorilla’s 8.6

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that may be,

but considering that greinke’s season was pretty historic and that he didnt break double digits is bizarre i think.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but

he did it in 30-35ish games. Think about that per game…..

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

thats why i wonder if the difference is more in how we weigh pitchers versus hitters.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

Some guys have BABIP talent, others are fluking into lower FIPs based on their parks.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not inherently

rWAR does. i don’t think fWAR does. might be wrong on the latter, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

generic run factors

Not home run factors, which would be the biggest differences in FIP.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And even still

A flyball pitcher is going to be much more affected by that than a GB pitcher.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you feel about xFIP?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

not directed at me,

but i think it’s kind of a third tier stat

there are so many pitchers who are just good enough to outperform league average HR/FB, that you can’t look at, say, halladay or waino’s xFIP and be all, “oh, this is his true talent. he’s getting lucky”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is it bad for predictive purposes

it correlates pretty well to next year ERA

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but not as well as xFIP or SIERA

And not nearly as well as a proper projection system.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh,

i never really read about SIERA beyond the article where it was introduced. and as above, i think xFIP sucks as a standalone stat. i’d rather have FIP or t(E)RA

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a weird question

i look for different things in different stats. for true performance/talent, i’d go with FIP/tRA. for actual performance/value i’m gonna look at ERA compared to those two and rally WAR

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I can tell you that for true talent level purposes

xFIP and SIERA are going to be the best – actually the best is a projection system.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

could you be more specific?

how does a projection do better? i always imagined it would be harder, as you have to use previous stats to predict what will happen in the future.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

in what way?

are they shown to correlate to next year ERA better, or what?

just in terms of what makes the most sense to me, i think tRA is the best available with the caveat that i don’t remember what all SIERA accounts for and don’t even know where to find it, if possible

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

xFIP correlates to ERA in the next year better than both tRA and FIP

Because HR/FB over a single season doesn’t mean that much. It’s better to regress it 100% to the mean (xFIP) than 0% to the mean (FIP).

In reality it’s best to regress it like 70% to the mean, which is what a projection system will do, so the projection system is best.

tRA is actually less predictive than FIP (and way less predictive than xFIP) because pitcher LD% has almost zero y-t-y correlation.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't like it because I don't really get what the coefficeints mean in themselves

So I can’t tell which types of pitchers it overvalues/undervalues. xFIP, I know exactly what it’s doing, so it’s agood baseline.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The next wave of predictive/projection stuff is going to include velocity. I forget where I read it, but it was like 80% of a low velocity group coming from the minors underperformed their projections and 80% of a higher velocity group coming from the minors overperformed.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

just so everyone knows,

i love this blog. we have a great community here. we are spoiled. i am constantly reminded of this when i read comments on fangraphs in particular.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are so right.

conversations here are almost always civil, informed, and interesting, while still being vigorous and entertaining. It’s a fantastic community.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bad thing

all the quality baseball talk has made me seriously neglect all the work that i was wanting to get done today

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

as bad days go

thats pretty damn good

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

just our haters gotta hate

explosion.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that depends

this subthread started off by talking about how Pujols’ WAR is getting brought down by an inordinately pessimistic UZR and then somehow got in to FIP…. ;)

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be it

Not quite as resounding as I remember it for the high velo guys.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And jesus that was a lot of work on Tommy Hanson

Ever try to pick up a girl with “hey baby, I wrote a PITCHf/x projection algorithm trying to predict a talented 2nd year pitcher, so yeah, kinda a big deal”?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

contreras

wow hes old…might be older than moyer..

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

no more Craig :(

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ank update in Memphis game

three K’s in rehab game on a total of 16 pitches. Eight swings and misses, two fouls and six balls.

Ludwick pulled for Shorey after three PAs

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

giveth

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Cheese Colby

Pitch Hit

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, he did hit that pitch =)

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was about to post that exact comment (without the smiley)

/brain twin’d

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always thought it was only used in regards to a really hard fastball.

never heard it wrt hitting.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

'High Stinky Cheddar'

Rosenbagger, you’re up.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Colby nickname, Colby being a kind of cheese.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only works with Colby Jack.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he does.

no reason to have carp pitch anymore, imo.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick, where is brad thompson?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Royals released him?

Its a shame that Dayton Moore is more intelligent than Johnny Moz

by Aranathor on Jul 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not true.

dayton moore = worst gm in baseball.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably not I'd say.

Not scoring a run here wouldn’t hurt us much, and he has an inning or two left in him.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

he’ll use larue

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs winning a few for Lou.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

similar to the brewers’ comeback from 9-0 from the pirates

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

grit hits ball too hard

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

salsa for the nine?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll take mine hot

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

*90, but close enough

Rollins & Polanco sure helped out in that inning….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd give him the rest

he will need it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care about work for the pen

i care about rest for an injury prone starter who is a vital part of this team. the team doesn’t need him to finish the game. they need him fresh for the next start when he doesn’t get so much support

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i'd be ready to put someone in if he started to get hit

i don’t think saving 11 pitches means anything. i’m fine with it since he had to bat, but wouldn’t have done it had he not been scheduled to bat

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

with garcia tomorrow

ehh i would keep carp in for the ninth…in case a fresh bullpen is needed

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jul 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit the NHL did something right

Kovalchuk’s contract rejected

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Rejected contract....

Unheard of option…
WONDER HOW THIS WILL PLAY OUT…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS

17 years, 102M?!? what the fuck kind of contract is that? How old is he?

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

they’re trying to get around the salary cap, and he’s 27.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

27 iirc

the whole thing is to evade NHL salary cap rules

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

27

It was designed so he’d retire when he was 37-38 and thus the cap hit over the 10 year contract goes from 10M to 6M/year. There have been similar contracts, but they only took players till they were 42. Kovalchuk will not be playing when he is 44 with 100% certainty.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

90 pitches...

Carp wants to finish…

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Salas to finish.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You tell Carp.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess Tony told him...your off the hook chalk.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm conflicted

But sending out a bullpen arm is probably the best option

by Aranathor on Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Reyes?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

porkchop

no salsa

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Porkchops w/ Habnero Salsa...

MMMMM.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jul 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Been some strange happenings in this game.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heads up down there in the corner Phillies

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

lolol

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha that one dude who had his hands up like

“Not interfering!”

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

tampa and BAL

9-9, Pit Mil 11-9..chi hou7-7….NFL?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI for R WINN

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

So the Reds/ Nats game is delayed by rain in the bottom of the 5th...

any chance it gets rained out? They haven’t yet completed 5 full innings….

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Does that matter with a Reds home game?

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Game is official.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought so.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

winns gameday looks like

Grizwald

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN IS AWESOME

/SSS

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And its Randy Winn buying out Stavinoha's portion of the Cardinals OF Timeshare

/crosses fingers

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

To resort to a cliché, no way.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

soooooo we have a six run lead

Carp is finished.
Is Yadi sitting?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

you smokin', boy?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep seeing Randy Winn

the third baseman only has one hand!
what is this shit

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Squatting.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

zzsalsa!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

porkchop done

salsa time, con habernero

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what makes you say that?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

the trade rumours, probably

apparently oswalt for werth is what’s going around.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

seems stupid enough for the astros to do it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

three teams involved = more moving parts = more ways for it to fall apart

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

or something with Haren

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner

Salas !!!
Nice Close…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

pass the chicken

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jul 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNER

I could get used to winning blowouts against good teams

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Salsa with my chicken

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WINRAR

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sexy Salsa

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

7 Straight

Free tickets in August for all!!!! Keep it going…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Correct

only good on Mon – Thurs games. And guess what? The Cards only play 5 Mon – Thurs home games in Aug. Three against Houston and two against Milwaukee

by ubeddie on Jul 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team is just cruising right now.

Finally they are playing up to their potential, and down several key pieces, no less! Its a good time to be a Cardinals fan.

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

which is weird

because they still don’t have Freese, Ludwick, Penny, or Lohse back yet; Rasmus has been trying to stay healthy, the middle infield still isn’t hitting, Schumaker was held out of the lineup today, etc etc….

I guess we’re going to look goddamn good every time we manage to win with Soupsworth at the back end of the rotation…..

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

yeah, it’s bizarre that we’re playing so well without the big guns.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

the big guns have been healthy and in the lineup (knock on wood). It’s more of our medium-caliber weapons that have been missing time….

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god Dan

Get off the Jack Clark diet

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

aramis ramirez has come back from the dead

just in time for jeff suppan and blake hawksworth to make wrigley field starts

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be quite a step down.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA....

ha .ha.
ha.

hAHAHAHAHAHaHahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAhahahAHAHhAhaHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay breathe... breathe...

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

..............

………..hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by ViperLjs on Jul 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

my god

the depths to which espn has fallen is really sad

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

mull-ing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ONLY way that would happen

would be in two years, as in, tlr and pujols bolt together. for now, there is no way tlr is leaving albert. also, i violently shudder at the thought.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Albert goes to the Cubs

It would probably take all my self-control to keep me away from hard drugs that day

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

zomg a boog postgame feature.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

winning streaks

so we haven’t had too many of these this season right? at 7 games, this is the longest one eh?

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

winning streaks

so we haven’t had too many of these this season right? at 7 games, this is the longest one eh?

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

d'oh

excuse the double post, need new ’puter

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's de rigeur to blame it on SBN.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would except that I am amazed that my computer is even letting me comment at all right now

I was rendering video for a concert on friday night and my machine overheated. I am going to reinstall the OS to determine if this is a hardware failure or if I just need a good hard drive cleaning. unfortunately I am thinking my hard drive is on the brink.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's been on the fritz

since overheating, reinstalling windows won’t really do any good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that

but my hope is that maybe it’s actually not due to overheating and I just have some annoying program running in the background or something.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

just goto win key + R, then startup, then disable all

reboot and see if it persists. if not, then reenable each one (ones that you want to run at startup, ie: very few) one at a time to locate the bad guy.

but most of them should be unchecked anyway. shit slows down a computer like nothing else

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

after win key + r, type msconfig, then startup

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe he's saying

Go to Start, select Run, type in msconfig and choose disable all from msconfig.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

after you type msconfig

press enter. go to the startup tab

and uncheck literally everything except your AV software or anything else you you know has to be running at all time. which not very much. then click okay and reboot

then if you aren’t having the problem anymore, you can slowly enable each program one by one to see which one you want to install. or you can just leave it

also check your windows updates for recently updated drivers. ad drivers cause really weird shit to happen

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean

what are your symptoms anyway?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the computer was crashing when more than one program is running

it seems to be faring better tonight, but it’s not as hot outside tonight. maybe the best remedy is some air conditioning.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it very well may be overheating

but i had a similar problem when in built this computer. it was the drivers for the wireless card

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, vista not so bad

provided you’re all up to date with SP2 and everything

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you

if that’s all it is, it’s a helluva lot simpler to just zap it with a five dollar can of air than to go to the trouble of reinstalling the OS and everything else, or dicking around with any hardware BS….if the fan is clogged up it could make the computer overheat.

by nota bene on Jul 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

any BSoDs?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what that is

more symptoms: my computer will not shut down properly, so i have to hold down the power button to get it to shut down when the circling cycle of computer death begins. which means it is crashing and I can’t do anything.

after I hold down the button and shut it down and wait a minute and turn it back on, it always goes to the screen where it asks you to enter safe. mode. last night I entered safe mode and it allowed me to back up all my files, so that is good (as long as the files actually work I suppose). but anyway, I disabled a few startup programs and it didn’t help, I am still getting the problem. I just tried to put some songs on my mp3 player and to watch a new episode of true blood and those both (at different times) made my computer crash. it seems to operate ok for the few minutes after startup so maybe the can of air is all I need.

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

blue screen of death

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

BSoD

= blue screen of death. In other words, when your OS hangs and gives you a fatal error.

I take it that’s why you want to reinstall the OS, cause it won’t shut down properly. I’d rule out the fan problem first. I’m not totally sure you’re going to be able to reinstall Windows with it being so crashy.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Turn your computer off for 10m

Get a fan. Box fan, oscillating fan, whatever.

Point it at the computer. Turn it on. High, if you like.

Go get a beer.

Come back, turn on computer, and use it.

If you don’t have problems anymore, you had a heat problem.

Dont’ re-install windows. People do that too often ‘’cause geeks who can’t handle linux and need to compensate have convinced them that’s the solution to everything.

by sdrone on Jul 21, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's just because it's the easy way

and doesn’t require actually diagnosing a problem which can be hard

about the only time the OS ever needs to be reinstalled is when it won’t boot at all. and not even all of those instances

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

for the record

not saying that sometimes it isn’t worth it. there are plenty of cases where pinpointing some problems are just may more trouble than it’s worth. and i’ve had to go that route a few times

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

a clean start is never a bad thing with a computer imo

chief justice

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 21, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

by the way

anybody who has ever been pissed off that their storebought PC is slow as shit should familiarize themselves with what’s in pj’s post here.

Also I’d recommend going through the Services tab and the Task Manager process list. Google anything that you don’t recognize, and determine whether it needs to be running.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

first of all

if you’re going to be messing with the services tab, you need to first check the box that says “hide all microsoft services”

second, i just wouldn’t advise it f you don’t know what you’re doing. there’s going to be a lot of shit that you don’t know the purpose of. chances are you don’t need it, but when you do and you can’t figure out why X won’t work, it’s gonna be a pain in the ass

i don’t see what’s to gain by randomly killing running processes at all

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

but as for going and killing startup items

from the startup tab, you can uncheck literally everything except for your AV software. nothing else needs to be running the moment you turn on your computer. if you want to run itunes, you open itunes. otherwise it’s just hogging resources that your computer could use to perform better. remember: unchecking programs from the startup tab in msconfig does not disallow it from running. it only disallows it from launching as soon as you start your computer very, very few programs need that privilege. ftr, on my desktop, i have one – AVG. on my laptop, i have 2 – microsoft security essentials and the synaptics pointing device software that allows me to scroll by moving my finger down the side of the pad. that’s it. my computers run fantastic

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I had a much longer version of this ready to go and deleted cause I didn’t want to overdo it.

I generally don’t touch the MS services, and I don’t typically kill running processes. Good recs.

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're having a streak of comments...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 games was the previous longest.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I slightly prefer Starbucks Java Mocha Frapuccino ice cream.

But, ya, risotto is the kitty.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB bolded themselves in one of the Pinella threads.

It’s not just us!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Cubs won, 14-7

In other news, the Astros are bad at baseball.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

My fantasy team wins again!

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You fail for having a Cub on your roster.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only picked him up a couple weeks ago! They were out of the running a month ago...

And a Cubs fan in my league had him for the whole time before that.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap, fantasy team

i haven’t checked on mine in like a month

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they play the Reds next

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning

by gocards62 on Jul 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack Clark uses 'duck fart' on post game show...

quality broadcasting is quality.

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert's "My Wish" segment is on right now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

good stuff, TLR's only lines

talking about Albert, ‘You know what we call him around here? Overrated.’

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kid also got to go into the Video room, and guess who was in there? Chris F. Carpenter.

CDGAFAKWC

'Don't kiss an ass if its in the process of shitting on you.' - Best advice ever.

by Heisenberg on Jul 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp: "GET THIS FUCKING KID OUT OF HERE I'M WATCHING VIDEO"

Producer: “Chris, he’s from the Make a Wish foundation”
Carp: “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!”

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Ya, let's start calling him that around here.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredbird and his van! zomg.

dude, that was really awesome. can see how patient Albert is about bringing kids out of their shells.
“My locker’s next to Yadi… got to be next to the best.”
Albert interrupts Carp before a game start!
and the hitting tips were priceless. Albert for coach.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the kid actually starts roping them.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

traditional mix tape

Mo Money
did y’all see Carp turn the volume down with his eyes?

Nevermind behind Holliday…
what happened during his interview? all of a sudden everyone started laughing, and Boog interjected. I missed it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

should rerun in the morning. hmm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lugo is the hero in Baltimore... First Family in attendance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

soooo... G-Dem's sports staff just up and quit.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

we're up here

(link to post in other thread)

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 20, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I see are haters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I saw that

starting up an online news site of any kind is tough work, I wonder if they didn’t expand too quickly.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 20, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Globe-Democrat

venerable (and, until recently, defunct) St. Louis newspaper. Recently revived as an on-line only operation.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

sum up

 rbfallstromAP Carpenter 8 innings, 1 run both starts since break. And says there’s room for improvement. 2 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Waino loves him some Pappy's.

"They punched me a lot," Holliday said of the celebration [after his July 18 walk-off single]. "But they were good punches."

by vico on Jul 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ow.

Crawford caught the throw and the glove to his groin. Damn.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Pinella's agent let the cat out of the bag early?

Huh.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 21, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

man
10:44pm: Olney and Stark hear that the Rays are discussing possible trades for Werth (Twitter link). The Phils are working “very, very aggressively” to move Werth, who has $2.85MM remaining on his 2010 salary (Twitter link).

kinda makes you wonder if he did bang utley’s wife. why else would they be very, very aggressively trying to get rid of their best active hitter?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

maybe second best

howard is a touch better right now

still

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure

but i was just talking about the best hitter

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

two things I can think of

1) they’re dying for pitching
2) Ruben Amaro is kind of nuts

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't he learn from Ed Wade?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 21, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't you still a minor?

“I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. You wanna sit down?”

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhh it was a reach anyway

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry

i get it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least he got the vulgarity down

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

lolol
#
vivaelpujols says:
June 18, 2010 at 3:26 am

No problem sorry for cursing anyway. I agree with you completely there.
Vote -1 Vote +1
#
vivaelpujols says:
June 18, 2010 at 4:53 am

No, I take that back. I’m not sorry. FUCKING EVIDENCE BULLSHIT

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

hah!

i saw that way back when that was written. i thought you were against fangraphs and were just tryin to piss people off! lol

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jul 21, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

man...fuck the reds

7 game winning streak and we’ve only gained 3.5 games. don’t they know they’re supposed to suck during our winning streaks?

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 21, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

They are playing.. the Nationals, they weren't likely to lose the last two games

Tomorrow they face Strasburg and we face Blanton. There is a very good chance we gain another game.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's even more favorable than that

we face Blanton and an exhausted bullpen!

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me like

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 21, 2010 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

did we break him?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Joe Torre broke him

Craigression and Holliday were the hammer; July in St. Louis was the anvil….

by nota bene on Jul 21, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Torre did a double mound visit (second was accidental). Basically Torre starting walking off the mound, Loney asked him a question, Torre came back, and then Broxton had to be pulled. In comes Sherrill who allows a double.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 21, 2010 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Torre was tossed at that point.

it was Mattingly.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

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by prophetjohn on Jul 21, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

The Braves had a pretty leet start to this game I went to in '07

Also, Troy Percival batted.

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by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah Nascar Night...only in the south....

and Im glad I dont remember that game. 14-3 after 4. Ouch. Did Kip Wells start that game? Jason Marquis? Todd Wellemeyer?

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by Heisenberg on Jul 21, 2010 5:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quick b-r lookup shows the starter as ol' Braden Looper!

BOOM! WPA of -.348

Though, I dunno why they had a NASCAR night. The races in Atlanta are traditionally held in March and October.

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by vexedtechie on Jul 21, 2010 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Research also shows Chris Duncan went yard in that game.... yayyyy

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by vexedtechie on Jul 21, 2010 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Duncan was a triple away from the cycle in that game

And Wille F. Harris went 6-6 with 2 triples

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by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only was it NASCAR night in the South

That game set the record for attendance at Turner Field

"Very accomplished bunter" - Rick Horton about Aaron Miles

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

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