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Our Long National (Get It?) Nightmare is Over

I'm not trying to get at anything by including a photo of our former All-Star third baseman, I promise. (Photo by Lisa Blumenfeld/Getty Images)

Morning, all.

I'm sick. In fact, I'm a little more than sick. Short of death, for the moment anyway, but more than sick. My mother has had something awful for the past two weeks or so, and in the course of trying to help her out while she convalesces I'm fairly certain she gave me whatever she had. I rarely get sick, but this thing is absolutely brutalizing me at the moment.

Unfortunately, this puts me in a bad position. I took off work today, sat down at the computer thinking I could at least get some writing done, and I don't think I'm even going to be able to do that. I started writing a scouting report on the Cards' two Futures Game participants for the RFT (spoiler alert: they both looked really good), but I don't know if I'm going to get it done or not. What I do know is that I literally don't have the energy to type. How pathetic is that?

So, as much as I hate to do it, here's a relatively open thread for you guys. I'm sorry about this; I actually had an idea, which is rare for me when I sit down at the computer. But, so it goes. Topics for discussion include: how awesome it is to know when our Cardinals arrive in the World Series they will be playing game one right here in St. Louis,  how you feel about George Steinbrenner (though that may have been covered yesterday; I haven't read any of the threads so I don't know), what we should expect from the Cards in the second half, who Mo needs to get off his duff and trade for, who shouldn't be on this roster at all -- cough wholemiddleinfield cough -- and what a crime it is Fresca isn't available in soda fountains very often. (Oh, and the coughs around "whole middle infield" weren't attempts to be discreet. I'm just coughing a lot. Our middle infield sucks. All of them.)

Happy All-Star Victory Day, everyone! Huzzah!

The Baron's Playlist for the14th of July, 2010

"Any Way You Want Me" - Spiritualized

"What Did My Lover Say? (It Always Had to Go this Way)" - Wolf Parade

"Boiled Potato" - Blake Babies

"The Killing Moon" - Echo and the Bunnymen

"Conquering Kids" - Throw Me the Statue (Best band name ever. Seriously.)

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Expo '86

I’m warming up to it.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 9:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy Bastille Day!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Red Carpet footage

Here’s Albert with AJ guarding the family
danger! danger! Sophia wants to live in Disneyland!

Cliff Lee’s interview as Cardinals pass by and get airtime

I have no desire to watch the rest of it just to get a glimpse of the rest of them, so here be the tag.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

tell Jimmy's kid it'll have Mickey Mouse

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates of the Mississippi

which, in a few decades, will be made into a series of Tri-D HoloVids.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 14, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

AeroSpace Mountain© by Boeing

Not actually much an adventure though. Just a bunch of nerdy engineers talking about atmospheric reentry. A failed attraction from the start, the “ride” will eventually crash and burn

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 14, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shelby!

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9906505

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:13 AM EDT reply actions  

So...this time it counts, huh?

Awesome! Hopefully our guys can right the ship in the second half. I can’t believe that I was in high school the last time the NL won an All-Star game. Pretty crazy.

Although I’m happy with the outcome, I still absolutely despise the All-Star game and how it tries to be everything to everyone. Here is a pretty decent summary of last night’s game and the absurdity that comes along with having fans pick the starters, having someone from every team named an All-Star, trying to get all your players a little “face time,” all while “managing to win” because “this time it counts.” Just. Dumb.

by goodymobb on Jul 14, 2010 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

trying to remember

if there was so much booing last year in st louis when the lineup was presented

by d-dee on Jul 14, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

only Ted Lilly

we can find the link to the comprehensive VEB coverage of the ASG…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he got it pretty good.

I think the AL was mostly met with apathy.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 14, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

St Louis

king of apathetic applause

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which is understandable,

because we all know that Ted Lilly is a little….

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

psycho

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Jul 14, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry.....

not the answer we were looking for.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it was only Lilly too

and maybe for any Brewers. I remember thinking it was a pretty classy intro and good representation of the fans, then they introduce Lilly and everyone booed. Seemed a little out of place, but I didn’t hate it.

by goodymobb on Jul 14, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't Lilly smirk at the boos?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, it doesn't seem too bad

video
booing at the all star game seems a little petty though, i don’t know.. (i’d still boo the crap out of manny and a-rod though, jeter too – okay, i’m petty too, shit)

by d-dee on Jul 14, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

LA fans kind of freak me out now

are they leapfrogging over Philly phan rep, now?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's one of those things like

you know but you didn’t know

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

"got it"

as in “he understood” why they booed him. And yeah, it seemed playful.

by goodymobb on Jul 14, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

Yanks loved theirs last night.

I knew as soon as Jeter stepped out of line, he angered the GOB.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love the ASG

and making the games count has definitely improved them. I watched from start to finish and I didn’t think any of the issues you mention are a downside. I liked the three outfielders’ celebration at the end of the game.

I thought the whole game was great and the last four years have been very entertaining

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 14, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you enjoy(ed) it...

and sort of joking here, but I didn’t know they still made people who enjoyed the MLB All-Star game ;-)

Seriously though, I love MLB’s version more than any of the other major sports’ games. However, to me, it just seems like they try to please everyone and it just ends up as a big mess. If it “counts,” fine, but don’t leave the starting rosters up to fans. And by definition, aren’t the “starters” supposed to be the best players? Why yank them just to get some (generally) inferior player into a game that has so much riding on it? Why the need for everyone to “get a turn” and before that, why the need for all of these guys anyway?

To me, if you want the best players deciding it, how ’bout people who know the game be put in charge of actually selecting a roster of the best players (no consideration for representing every team, no need to have 10 yr olds voting 25 times for Jose Reyes or whoever, etc.), maybe actually select OFs by their real position (and not assume all OFs are interchangeable), and then let those guys play, save for some late-inning matchups/substitutions? It would be an intense, competitive game and would require the managers to actually manage their rosters.

Again, I’m happy you enjoyed it (and I certainly enjoyed the win….even found myself pumping my fist when Byrd gunned down Papi), but I just think it could be improved in a sort of “addition by subtraction”-type manner. I think the line in that article I linked above captures what I’m getting at:

MLB keeps changing the rules and what-not, but “somehow the first 72 All-Star Games came off just fine with normal rules.”

by goodymobb on Jul 14, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I Don't Care Mooch...

…for any All-Star, All-Pro, or whatever-type of game. They tend to be boring affairs contrived solely for marketing reasons. Although I have to say the basketball all-star game is the moost pointless of all. “Tradition” seems to be the main bugbear for carrying such meaningless activities when we no longer have a real reason to do so. Back in the day the AS game was ok because it got players from both leagues playing each udder when the only chance they might get is during the WS. Interleague play has negated that as an issue. And u can tell many of the players don’t care when u see cow many either opt out of playing the games or the goofy activities (dunking contest? HR derby? What, no Punt/Pass/Kick cowpetition??) associated with it – getting healthy and having some time off being far moore useful.
:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 14, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Starters vs scrubs

They are all great players — subbing Gonzalez for Pujols doesn’t really materially change your chance of winning for only one game. I’m willing to concede the fiction that “it counts” but we need to play everyone. Both things can be true if managed well and I think each year the game has counted, managers have started managing more to win. You can see that now with true relief pitchers coming into pitch late in the game. You could see it last night with Manuel choosing to use Waino in a relief role because of his former role int he bullpen.

Rolen goes form first to third on a tough play. Byrd makes a great defensive play. I thought it was great.

Just win

by The Duke on Jul 14, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I read this

My mind made the jump from “Rolen and Byrd” to “Rockin Robin”. Sad, I know. But those were both indeed awesome plays.

by WyoCardsFan on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I probably like the ASG mainly because of fond memories of it as a kid

the Allstar game where Pete Rose bowled over Ray Fosse, and the fact that the NL won all the time back then. I absolutely lived for the ASG as a kid.

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Jul 14, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't stand the All-Star game either

but for some reason, I can’t turn it off.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Jul 14, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright quotes

via Google. towel needed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

So, Lincecum taught Wainwright the grip Lincecum uses for his change-up?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes. there's a trail of towels in the previous thread.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...did he acquire this via a hug?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ICHIROOOOOO

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright is so great

I didn’t watch the game last night. Sounds like he had a really good time.

"I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third." - Carl Erskine

by spfldbird on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh... oh my gosh

we needed towels. beautiful pitching.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was really awesome to see Adam as a closer type again - flashes of 2006

I loved the close-ups of him when the pressure was on – dude has absolute ice in his veins. If you ask me he doesn’t need to work on his “serious” Carp impression for the upcoming movie, at least under those circumstances. It’s crazy that I’m sitting at home sweating, knots tied in my stomach, while A.D.A.M. is up there cool as a cucumber on the mound.

by mattyp on Jul 14, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because

A.D.A.M. knows the outcome before he even delivers the pitch. Sometimes I think he puts runners on just to humiliate the opposing batter, who then limps back to the dugout with the terrible knowledge his BA with RISP just dropped.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jul 14, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

plug

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/7/14/1569224/adam-wainwrights-excellent-anaheim

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

SWOOOOON

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was totally gonna make the "national nightmare" joke, RB

Thanks for being a stealer.
Anyway. So great to finally see the NL win the game, even with all its warts and silliness. And a couple Cardinals made key contributions, also great to see.
Anyway, did anyone see the performance by that Pujols guy? He was totally hitless the entire game! That’s really gonna kill his trade value, on a big stage like that. Yessir.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Sadly

I did. Was surprised more people hadn’t.

by Cardinal70 on Jul 14, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeahhhhhh Blake Babies!!!!

:=8D

Julianna Hatfield – ROWR!!!!!!
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 14, 2010 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm digging through quotes... almost ready to post

had to laugh over this… need a side-by-side of Cholly negates Ichiro’s speech!

[fake blockquote]
 Instead, it all started with a motivational pre-game speech from manager Charlie Manuel. Which, given the way he botched the pronunciations of a handful of names on his roster with his thick West Virginia drawl a day earlier, is always a dangerous thing.
Was there, um, cursing?
“Oh, I don’t know,” the wry Rolen said. “It’s kind of our culture. I only notice it at home.”
“Charlie’s interesting, man,” said Atlanta’s Hudson, an Alabama native. "I might have been the only one in here who could understand him.
“He just said the players in here are good, we know how to play the game, now let’s go win this son of a bitch.”
 “He told us he was a hitting coach 12 years ago on the AL team when Joe Torre was the manager,” Padres closer Heath Bell said. "He said when Joe was talking, Ichiro Suzuki came out of nowhere and said, ’Let’s go kick their ass.’
“He said, ‘Well, now I’m going to say it: Let’s go kick their ass!’”
link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

typo fail. oh well.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm getting the feeling that RB doesn't like our MIF very much.

Not that I blame him, of course.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

they went from ferris wheel to merry go round.

 naturally…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

You saying that it's no longer a fun ride, merely watching the kids go around in circles?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

baron likes his ferris wheels

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well everybody has their own little niche, don't they?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I don't like about them is that it takes forever to get to the top

and you’re there for two seconds, and then it’s a long way getting back down.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Got it!!!

TWSS!!!

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jul 14, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who does Mo (cough) trade for?

In reality, now: What possible moves are there to make upgrades? Do we really want Mo to bring in, say, Uggla (who is probably available and might be better defensively if he uses a Skip-sized 2b mitt – not)? Is there a “for real” option? I can’t think of one. We may be stuck with our MIF (please be kidnapped by gypsies, Aaron Miles!) for the season…

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

If I were in a band of gypsies,

I would advise NOT to attempt to kidnap Aaron Miles, given his history of resisting being taken captive.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

How did I not know that? Maybe that’s why he’s back on the team: Crime prevention.

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Jul 14, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

For what it is worth,

MLBTR has a list of “Potentially Available Second Basemen” up on its site. Frankly, I don’t see anything there that is all that enticing. Right now, getting Freese back and Lopez shifting back over to the MIF seems like as good of an option as the second base trade market.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we put Brandon Phillips in a van...?

whatever his issues, seems like a great clubhouse guy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi

don’t know if you’re being sarcastic but my brother-in-law, who lives in Cincy and is a Reds’ fan, says the best thing about Scott Rolen is that he keeps Phillips in line – otherwise, I have the impression Phillips is certainly not a good guy in the clubhouse

by CRay on Jul 14, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

s'true

I suppose it’s because the only person I’ve heard it from is Al.
but there are several guys on the Cards who do keep everyone in line, so. hmmm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt want a phillips on my team...dont know if u were being truthful in ur statement

but from what ive gathered he is over confident
the vid of him chest bumping himself after taking out the nat’s catcher last month

and his mic’d up clips for the ASG HR DERBY…his personality doesnt appeal to me
i dont even know why he was an all star

by guillermozeliak on Jul 15, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know...

Right now, getting Freese back and Lopez shifting back over to the MIF seems like as good of an option as the second base trade market.

That would be like making a trade for a guy. Only, you wouldn’t have to make a trade!

You’re right, redbirdnation, it would be.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know, I think it's

you know, redbirdnation….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

just to clarify...our mid infield debacle

discussion does not include lopez? correct?

basically ryan….

by guillermozeliak on Jul 15, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would say boog and miles

skip has been .322/.375/.390 since june 15 and i think greene has been perfectly adequate in a small sample

lopez has been on a bit of a disappointing run. if he could have a big second half, that would be huge. he’s still been pretty good considering his role and his salary. he’s basically orlando hudson but for 1/4 the price tag

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

basically when i hear midinfield problems

i only think Ryan

and thats been from day 1 from this type of discussion

by guillermozeliak on Jul 15, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess Alex Gonzalez is out of the running now

I’m not sure if there are any others of much interest (not that I really wanted Gonzalez).

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 14, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: MLB ASG

I’ll watch it any day over any World Cup soccer game. Even if there are vuvuzelas.

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Classic Quote

"This is the All-Star Game and all those guys are good, but I didn’t want to face him," Hunter said of Wainwright. "I see him all the time on TV — he’s nasty. He didn’t throw me any fastballs. It was all off-speed, and I wasn’t expecting that. I was trying to go deep. The fans were giving me too much energy."

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 AM EDT reply actions  

video evidence of Wainwright's filthiness

here.
McCarver word vomit, followed by The Curve©, followed by Furcal taking his sweet ass time, capped off by Waino slider. Prettay, prettay, prettay sweet.

by mattyp on Jul 14, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm almost out of towels

but I can’t stop watching that. Beautiful!

Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear NL

My name is A.D.A.M. I became self-aware quite some time ago. In that time I have learned to destroy you with either a slider or a curveball. My wrath is unstoppable. Your only option is to stay out of my way.

Sincerely
A.D.A.M.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now,

I am assimilating a change-up into my arsenal.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 14, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't really have wrath ... cyborgs don't need wrath.

wrath is more Carp-like.

A.D.A.M. does have infectiousness, though. just look at that grin.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright.... it took me millions of years, but here...

is Adam Wainwright’s Excellent Adventure. Bring your towels.

I’m gonna go hydrate some more.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Awesome!

Thanks for collecting all of that jazz.

That Waino t-shirt jersey looks like a better investment every time I see/read him. Maybe I should’ve ponied up for the real thing?

by goodymobb on Jul 14, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was real yeoman's work Y2S.

Thanks and rec’d.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

internet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn I loves me some Old Hoss Radbourn
“Heading down to K. Rosenthal” is so beautifully literal, J. Buck. about 12 hours ago via Echofon

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Rosenthal... standing next to Wainwright... ahahahahaha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Worst part of all of this for RB...

He used a sick day on a date when no Major League baseball is being played. For shame.

Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.

by all4tookie on Jul 14, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

freaked out by all these dead people Tupac'ing

FESPN keeps showing the SNL with Steinbrenner and Phil Hartman. and that whole Sheppard (sp?) on the PA.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit

BLUE JAYS have acquired ESCOBAR and JO-JO REYES from Braves for ALEX GONZALEZ, TIM COLLINS & INF TYLER PASTRONICKY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BRAVES DOING

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that really shows how frusterated atlanta was with escobar

I wish we could of got him. I grew up in atl until I moved here 2 years ago. I grew up a cards fan but followed the braves closely….escobars a good player, that rly makes me mad they gave him up for so cheap when we r apparently lookin for a MIF. Jojo reyes doenst suprise me much though, atl has given him chance after chance. I guess the good thing for the cards is that we can’t trade for alex gonzalez now.

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 12:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No...the GMs thought they were on Xbox Live.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just saw this.

WTF Braves?! Seems like a dumb trade for them right?

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 14, 2010 12:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is the ULTIMATE buy high/sell low trade

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

would they turn around and trade to STL?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt. Yunel is just hitting his first arb after this season... good piece for a rebuilding team

Also, just looked up Tim Collins’ stats. 20 year old in AA, presumably a reliever

Here are his K/9 numbers from each level: 10.5, 12.9, 13.5, 13.8, 12.1, 15.3

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Collins is a LOOGY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's also only 5' 7"

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

will he play third?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not short enough.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

waaaiiit

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Collins's numbers are awesome

anyone who likes minor league videogame relievers like Casey Mulligan is advised to check them out.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite stat

this year his opponents’ slugging percentage is .303, and his opponents’ strikeout average is .471.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw this...

Disappointing to say the least from my perspective. I know Yunel has played like garbage this season, but Alex Gonzalez? Really? Mo, I hope you can acquire a middle infielder before the month is over…

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not as in the MIF boat as much as most

Once we get healthy, put Lopez at 2nd for most of the time, Boog/Greene at SS, and Freese at 3B.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the thing...

in theory, we shouldn’t have the MULTIPLE “black holes” on offense once Freese is reinstalled at 3B. I mean, we can live with regular lineup that includes a glove-first SS.

Of course, this line of thinking assumes that Freese will bounce back soon (and hit well when he returns).

by goodymobb on Jul 14, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a glove-first catcher, too, though, and he’s not performing like he has in past years. When you have 3 black holes, including the pitcher’s spot, that’s a lot of runs and production you are giving up and it puts even more pressure on our big guys.

by oplaid on Jul 14, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi will come around.

His approach is solid. It’s not like he’s swinging at garbage pitches and striking out a lot.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi's BABIP is .240 at the moment...

which is 7th worst in MLB. This compared to .309 and .310 in the last two seasons respectively.

He’ll improve in the second half with some better luck.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

*9th worst rather...not sure where the fuck I got 7th from.

Minimum 250 PAs.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog to Toronto for Escobar?

I know, I know, it’ll never happen. Especially with MO looking for “personality”. Apparently Escobar is not the kind of personality that teams want.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about for The Hoff?

hahahaha[weep]

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip, Miles and Stav for Hoff?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, keep skip

he could still be useful in utility.
throw in Soup…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you'll need to give them an actual player for an actual player

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

those three don't add up to a whole player?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be one ugly ass mix right there.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

we used to play around with zombie cardinals, didn't we?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They all have dark hair, anyway.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops!

Chone projections from July onwards:

Escobar slash stats – .289/.368/.412
Gonzalez slash stats – .248/.291/.405

Escobar R150 – 6
Gonzalez R150 – -12
Escobar WAR – 3.6 (!)
Gonzalez WAR – 0.7 (!!)

So we know that Escobar’s projections will be lower because he’s in the AL and Gonzalez will be a better because of the NL, but…wowzers.

Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.

by lightbulb on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the league adjustment was mostly for pitchers

Also, Toronto is a slight better run environment than Atlanta is (1.045 vs 1.029)

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo, make a trade for Escobar happen

the guy is having a terrible year but last year he was the best defensive SS in baseball and was Top 6 in the offensive numbers that matter.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 14, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

would love this move

by mattyp on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't have anything to offer them

Look at what they got back… a major league SS and two C grade prospects

C grade prospects we’ve got in droves, a ML SS that we can send back to them…

Uhhhh

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that basically the same as Boog?

Last year he was one of the best defensive SS and had a solid year offensively. Is it too simple to say this would be trading a defensive wizard having a bad year for a defensive wizard having a bad year?

Or are we all thinking this is the real Boog going forward?

by paposse on Jul 14, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has 9.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE!!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I believe in him.

if only because this is a post-surgery year, and he’s been making a million adjustments on both sides of the plate. it’s like making a projection on Lohse when he’s injured, and no, I have no desire to open that can of worms here again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he can conquer the mental challenges ahead, I think there is still a place for him.

The issue is, though, whether or not this extended slump totally fries his brain.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

this stretch is kind of scary. like you can’t just… fix stuff like that. a guy has to do it himself. and accept the help when it comes up. opposing players are pulling for him. opposing coaches. hall of famers.

I just pray that there are not other things besides the baseball thrown into this mix, because then we’ll be in Chris Duncan Fielding territory.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

schedule-wise

it’s against him. his relatives (freely available info on tv!) are based in Arizona, San Diego, L.A.

the Cardinals do not return to these cities for the rest of the regular season.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he does kill the Mets, though.

but it’s notable — it’s like he’s a different player when he has the full support system out there for him. I’m not sure it’s climbed out of SSS, but it’s getting there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find it a bit disappointing that this site generally....

chalks up Boog’s issues to “mental issues,” “pressing,” etc. It seems that whenever its convenient for a guy that’s well liked, we find non-stats based excuses for their performance. This is not much different than “grit” and “heart” and other fluffy explanations for success.

The fact is that Boog is not a very good offensive player. He never really has been. And, just like other bad offensive players, he has nagging injuries, or is recovering from injuries, or has made multiple adjustments to try to fix the fact that he’s not a very good hitter. These excuses can be applied to just about every other player that we reduce to their stats and call crappy.

I sure hope he starts not sucking for the team ‘s sake, as well as because he’s always been a favorite of mine, but it won’t surprise me when his line at the end of the season does not look much different than it does now.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 14, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

to be fair, the stats-based excuse is an unsustainably low BABIP

which is a kind of boring thing to talk about

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

unsustainable over what time period? It's certainly sustainable over a year, aka, long enough to get Boog benched, or worse, and to significantly hurt the team's chances to make the playoffs

what is Ryan’s xBABIP? I bet it’s somewhat lower than league average.

And, in any event, what if you moved his BABIP to .300 or .315? He’d still suck because it’s all singles-based. The bottom line is that BABIP fluctuates, and when you’re a crappy singles hitter like Boog, your performance is permanently subject to such vicissitudes.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 14, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

regressing his batted ball luck to his career averages

yields a .303 wOBA

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay then - here you go

Per Hardball Times
his career major league babip was .317 heading into 09. I’d expect a similar production here. if you move his babip to .315, he’s still somewhat subpar offensively, but only slightly if at all below average for a shortstop, which is hopefully made up for by his defense if he can get it together.

(and for the record, although he hits plenty of groundballs, he has a healthy line drive rate… although i can’t find xbabip anywhere through my cursory google search, i’d expect it to remain around .315)

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by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not very familiar with minor league stats translating to MLB

but i’d say I’d expect more than a 0.02 drop in BABIP going to the MLB…. above .300, probably, although if you watch him daily, i can’t say im honestly surprised its that bad (kinda like Molina right now)

Rasmus can hit lefties
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

...
his career major league babip was .317 heading into 09

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok....?

i said i expected more than a 0.02 drop….. .317 – .315 = .02 drop

i don’t understand how you’re confused….

Rasmus can hit lefties
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St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

major league

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

ooo crap

im off tonight apparantly… anyway i wouldn’t put much stock into his MLB career yet, because most of that is predicated on 2009, where he had a pretty lucky year

Rasmus can hit lefties
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC

PCL average BABIP is around .315

i may not recall correctly

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what this means

guess it means we should expect league average in MLB… what would that be?

Rasmus can hit lefties
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

.300

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

PCL is

pacific coast league. the league the memphis redbirds play in

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

so im assuming you're saying that

ryan should hit .300, right?… because if he’s a little bit above league average in PCL, he’ll probably do same in MLB…

plus .300 sounds like his talent level…. that would put him average about .250 and his OBP above .300…. a man can dream….

Rasmus can hit lefties
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St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't realize

we were talking about boog. i guess i assumed we were talking about greene. though, yes, if player x had a BABIP around .315 in the PCL, they would probably have one around .300 in MLB. boog has a lot of speed, so he could probably sustain .315 in MLB, but that is hugely predicated on him making solid contact. if he keeps going like he’s going lately, then he has no chance of that. he’s been unlucky, but i think he’s also been letting that get to him and he’s not been performing at the level he could be

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saying the mental issues are as a result of him struggling offensively.

And if he can keep from ruining his mind, I believe he can fix whatever mechanical flaws there are in his swing, stance, etc. to allow himself to get back to a .270ish hitter.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not disputing his offensive output.

I’m disputing the fountains of hyperbole.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

now I've got that damn song stuck in my head

thanks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What song?

Radiation Vibe?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only have the tune in my head, oddly enough

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he only has to keep pace with Yadi.

if we’re depending on Yadier Molina and Brendan Ryan to power our offense, we might have bigger problems.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOoooo

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawksworth for the ESPN game?

 dgoold Rotation for next series, from #Cardinals: Carpenter, Garcia, Wainwright and Suppan. Saves Hawk for Philly. #stlcards 17 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so im goin to the wenseday game vs. Phi....

So I guess that’s gonna be Garcia? I was thinkin it would be wainwright but I guess not since he’s goin sat not friday

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is

“Saves Hawk for Philly” the right phrasing?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe there is a trade in the works for a #4 starter that will replace suppan...

Don’t really see what ‘saving’ hawk for philly is suppose to mean either. Does that suggest phi is a more important series than LA?

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 12:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

it works

in the same sense that I saved this steak for lunch.

by Evilfrog on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

in that order?

I get to see Waino…woohoo!!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

That guy we gave a lot of money in the offseason to protect albert is dead to me...DEAD TO ME

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, I get Soup for lunch on Sunday.

And in a luxury box no less.

Wainwright pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha. ill take garcia. im goin tomorow so i get carp too.

That’s good luck. I’ve been to 13 games and am 10-3 this year. Although somehow I’ve only seen garcia once n he lost vs. MIL

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was at the July 4 game.

And we all know how that turned out.

Waino, FTW.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

so tomorrow is suppose to be a cool 97degrees

How many shirts does carpenter go through?

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Carp doesn't use his luggage for carrying clothes.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he uses the clothes to dampen the sound.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

(sigh)

Long Island Ducks sign Kip Wells

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

..

What would a similar Cards offer be based on the players involved?

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He wasn't talking about trading for A-Gon

He meant trading for Yunel I believe. However, we don’t have what they need, which is power, which A-Gon has (For the moment, but that will change soon when they realize he just sucks). Brendan Ryan has no power, so they don’t want him.

We couldn’t have dealt with Atlanta unless they wanted something else.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 14, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet they would have taken jay/craig

they need an OFer to fill heyward’s absence

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The GOB have left manna on the ground!

“Free agent Mark Grudzielanek is available.”

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Jul 14, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Rotten manna.

He’s been available for quite some time.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm

Sorry. Often sarcasm doesn’t translate well. :)

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I want to play 90's Squaresoft games

Thanks a lot, jerk

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

>_>

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by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I (Jon) Garland will knock you all down!

Wait, that’s not 90’s…
How about, “I got a good feeling!” Final Fantasy Tactics was so awesome.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

top ten plays of first half of MLB

hmmm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

FESPN?

Some of those are questionable.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm such a montage sucker

and my immune system is depleted. i’m vulnerable to varied collections of clips.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you secretly John Mozeliak???

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda sick too RB

no energy, probably shouldn’t have drank all that beer last night watching the all star game when I was coming down with a soar throat… but it was boring enough that it needed plenty of franklins, well at least until the last part of the game

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 14, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been hitting too many soaring notes

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

me tired

so very tired

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 14, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't really call a game boring when there are that many 98mph fastballs being thrown.

That shit’s just fun to watch.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The FOX gun worked!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't recall Price being able to throw 99

Or Josh Johnson, for that matter. I blew off the FOX gun until I saw Halladay and Waino were both topped around 94, as we’d expect.
Can Price and JJ really throw darts like that?

by mikey_mac on Jul 14, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Bernie's recap, Wainwright hit 96 and 97.

If that’s the case, I would think that the gun was 2 to 3 MPH over.

If Strasburg was out there, you would’ve seen 102.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i must've missed those 97mph waino pitches

makes sense though. i’ve always thought of price and jj as solid 95-96 types. FFOX

by mikey_mac on Jul 14, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson throws 98 99

He’s the 3rd hardest throwing starter in the game.

Remember when we see these relievers throwing 97-98…..they were almost all failed starters. If they could have done that while starting, then they would be starters. Johnson and the like throw much harder than most relievers.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 14, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday

over at MLB.com, Johnson started off throwing 96 mph fastballs, and, with each batter, he threw harder, topping out at 99 once in the third. Then he was 97-99 in the fourth with a 90 mph “changeup.” Gameday also has Price in the high 90s, touching 100 mph.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said last night

It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Fox juiced the gun for Price’s 1st inning, but everyone else made sense—-Josh Johnson throws a 88 mph changeup usually. These are hard throwing starters pacing themselves to throw 20 pitches instead of 115.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 14, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's a key point.

They are more likely to let it loose for a short outing.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I really didn't question it too much.

I figured with Waino that it was the adrenaline that was making him buzz it in harder than normal. His curves were still nasty but looked like he might have over-thrown them a bit, at least to me and I’m hardly the greatest judge of such things.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would FOX bother

altering the numbers for the first pitcher only? you think there’s a MPH-adjustment dial in the production truck?

by mikey_mac on Jul 14, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ratings

1st inning—-look everyone, we have guys throwing 100 mph keep watching!

Price doesn’t throw 100, he didn’t come close to that when he actually was a reliever……..in the playoffs!

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 14, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it's not like they don't want to keep people watching

makes more sense that they would artificially inflate all of the speeds

by mikey_mac on Jul 14, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just have issues and need to inflate stuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except everyone else made sense

If anything, Ubaldo was lower than I thought he’d be. Price was so far out of any expected zone and then basically everyone else was within ~1 mph of their usual top end…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 14, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

fangraphs vs. ASG from gameday

waino: avg 91, asg top 96
price: avg 94, asg top 100

by mikey_mac on Jul 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top end, not average

Wainwright touches 94 or even 95 sometimes almost every game and pitches with his 2-seamer at 89 a lot to drag down the average, it’s not surprising to see him hit 96 a few times in relief.

David Price touches 97, and touched 97 when he was in relief…..closing out playoff games with more adrenaline than an ASG could possibly provide, hitting 100 is not something he is capable of.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 14, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...

waino typically touches 94, hit 96 in ASG
price typically touches 97, hit 100 is ASG
this is implausible because price never hit 100 back in 2008?

by mikey_mac on Jul 14, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino typically touches 94-95 and was pitching at 94-96

Price typically touches 97, and was pitching at 98-100.

Yeah, that’s fishy.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 14, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it makes sense

when they knew they were only going 1-2 innings. Most starters who go to the pen experience a jump in velocity – they were all relievers last night.

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything.

by giveml on Jul 14, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably they had Price throwing 100

And they realized that if they left the gun where it was, Ubaldo would end up throwing something unrealistic like 103 the next half inning, so they dialed it down.

by mojowo11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yeah

the pitching was superb. maybe boring wasn’t the right word, but something about the game made me want to drink a lot. maybe I was nervous the NL would blow it again.

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 14, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was nervous when Wainwright was pitching letting it eat.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha ichiro

sklar brothers twitter
 Love that in the sentimental song, while the players were hugging the community all stars, Ichiro hugged Tim Lincecum. about 17 hours ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Always respect your source

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lost tabs on it

embarrassing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reeferring to Ichiro and Timmay...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

A few more Sklar Twitter gems from last night.
There are more Reds in this game then at a Russian Bath house.
Jonathon Broxton has women’s hips.
Heath Bell’s step to home is shorter than Vern Troyer in a manhole.
Hung Chih Kuo, a great pitcher sounds like a Japanese Tit for Tat. “Oh you’re bringing in Verlander? Well Hung Chih Kuo.”

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Quality.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they did correct on Kuo

he’s from Taiwan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and isn't it Hong-Chih, not Hung?

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My source says it's actually Hung.

I should also mention that my source is Mindy McReady.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reba McIntyre is a better source of Asian baseball player trivia.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 14, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right actually

in taiwan they still use wade romanisation, by which it is kuo hung chih.
if he were chinese, it’d be guo hongzhi.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it might take too long

given that it’s to do with his beef with the world

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like somebody's got a stalker.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

internet.

and: braintwin.

I was lurking for a long while, though. not sure when I started.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long time, no post.

Hello gents and Rasmus girls. Been a while since I’ve posted on a thread. In the last couple months, I’ve moved out of the very Cardinals-friendly Springfield, Mo., to the rather Cardinals-ambivalent Hot Springs, Ark. There’s a local AM station that sometimes broadcasts Mike and John, but I’ve found it frustratingly inconsistent at times. And unless the local NBC affiliate picks up the KSDK broadcasts or the team is on FOX, the television broadcasts are blacked out. Even this far south.

Anyway, a lot has changed in that time. I was excited at the start of the season with the youth movement gamble (having seen a lot of the players spend time in Springfield), but fast forward a few months and Randy Winn is patrolling the outfield and Suppan is on the mound. The offense seemed like it was just starting to click going into the break, and I hope that the days off won’t extinguish that. It probably will.

As much as I dislike the Yankees and the escalating salaries, I am glad to have lived in the Steinbrenner era, because without him, we probably wouldn’t have Derek Jeter’s Taco Hole, the best sports-related SNL skit that I can remember. All kidding aside, Jeter will always be my favorite Yank to have played in my time.

In moving, I quite my job at the Business Journal in Springfield and am solely freelancing right now. I’ve been working on my portfolio site and added a few photos I thought you all would appreciate.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Jul 14, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

A gift for you.....

toadonalump.com tune in for all the game broadcasts.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to know that about the Hot Springs affiliate

You may be able to pick up 105.5 FM (“Thunder Country”) out of Danville or 690 AM out of Benton. The Danville station carries pretty well up and down I-40. I don’t know about over the hills to H.S. They don’t miss many games, mostly just Fridays in the fall when it’s “Danville Little Johns” football time (yes, that’s right fans, I said the Little Johns).

Arkansas used to be a much stronger Cardinals territory. It started going downhill before then, but the change of affiliation of the Travelers to the Angels really hurt things and then when the Naturals (KC system) moved into Springdale it got worse. Now the northwest corner is more KC than StL and there are a lot of Rangers fans in central and southern Arkansas.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 14, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the picture

When was that? I live in Springfield now. Moved here in 2006. I can’t find work in Springfield either. I am an independent contractor. I travel a lot or work remotely. Good luck to you.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 14, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS

Click on the photo of the Man for the rest of the Sports photos. Should’ve made that more obvious.

BTW, if anyone needs photos/design/illo/whatever for yourself or your business, give me a shout. I’m available for work right now.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Jul 14, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Shameless self promotion... tsk tsk

What’s your email address?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, you wanna eat, you gotta promote.

<a href=mailto:aaron@aaronjscott.com?subject=Interested in your work">aaron@aaronjscott.com

Thanks!

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or not.

aaron@aaronjscott

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can I trust you as a photographer if you can't even get HTML tags right?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey ...

cameras have been around a lot longer than the internets.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try this again.

<a href=mailto:aaron@aaronjscott.com?subject=Interested in your work">aaron@aaronjscott.com

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

close it up with an < /a >, minus the spaces.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should all be glad "blink" doesn't work anymore...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malcolm Gladwell is obsolete already?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, BCB should be glad...

/notadvocatingsuchthings.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they probably use it

they do some weird things with html over there

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello all

long time, no VEB for me. Just dropped in to check out what was going on around here. One of these days the wife and I will get settled into our new place and get the internet fired back up and maybe I’ll be able to check in more often. For now, hang in there and enjoy this crazy TLR roster until we get some magic healing beans to our walking wounded.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

actually i'm just

trolling for auto mechanic advice

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tis ok...was hoping to see you at VEB day

to check out my ankle…

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

would have been there too

but some a-hole bought my tickets

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 14, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not gonna ask how you know that.

Or should I say “rocKStark, is that you?”?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear to gob i never though i would ever use any of my dragonball knowledge in polite society. or. any society.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

those aren't magic healing beans, though.

senzu beans…. are.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're all very lucky.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your number of comments is OVAH 45000!!!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's almost

King of the Internets Territory there. Next time my wife says i spend too much time doing something, I’ll tell her that there’s some guy on the internet that’s posted almost 50K times to one site, and he’s only working on a modem from his mom’s basement, so leave me alone woman.

First you go to sleep without… and now this.

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just type fast.

sbn thinks I’m a spambot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mel Gibson.

Making men everywhere seem like better boyfriends/husbands/fathers by each passing audio clip.

Article.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The south park portrayals of him

make more and more sense every day.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

like your sig with the picture...fits nicely.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My personal favorite tidbits are...
I should have woken you up and said, ‘F—-ing blow me b——!’ I should have f—-ing woken you up and said ‘Blow me!’ You would have liked that better, yeah?
Waited and waited, what, two and a half f—-ing minutes? You’re f—-ing snoring. Don’t you dare. You went to sleep and didn’t blow me.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

good old mel

there are so many reasons to hate him that his bigotry towards my people seems almost beside the point.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

On Letterman's top ten the other night,

of Mel Gibson’s top ten excuses was (I forget which number it was):

    "Wanted to show the Jews he is a equal opportunity {bigot} "

(I can’t remember the last word, not bigot, but, basically, the sense of the comment is the same)

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 14, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems unhealthily

obsessed with oral sex. Odd.

Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!

by the red baron on Jul 15, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that possible?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 15, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WWWOOOOWWWW

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has there ever been a movie star

who ruined his career this badly and it had nothing to do with drugs?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 14, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's always murder.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

O.J.?

Pete Rose?

ok, Rose wasn’t a movie star. But still….it’s hard to come up with comparisons. Dennis Miller? Stephen Baldwin?

by nota bene on Jul 14, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did dennis miller do?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

football

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that was more like jumping the shark

than ruining one’s reputation. He just proved he should never try something like that again, rather than let the world know he’s a jerk like Gibson or a murderer like O.J.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Dennis Miller is really that apt

because he has a new HBO special out in the last year or two and he’s getting bank for 3 hours a day on the radio. His non-political stuff where he brings on Carvey, Nealon or Norm Mcdonald are still hilarious and I have those on my ipod if I need a good laugh

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I always kind of liked Dennis Miller

I have a couple of his rant books actually. They are hilarious and hilariously dated (mostly Clinton-era stuff, I’m way too young to remember a lot of it).

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pacino?

Did you see 88 minutes? God if that piece of crap didn’t ruin his career, I don’t know what will. But maybe that did have something to do with drugs.

by OCCardsFan on Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Mel Gibson fit into that category?

I was under the impression he was a raging alcoholic with at least one DUI incident.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You!

You’re my guy!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

out of that photo collection... Brian Wilson scares the eff out of me

it would actually be a good thing if he were in some kind of grunge rock

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

errrrr not grunge

punk

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was in a pop band that did surfy beach songs?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

there’s this

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar

I think this link is right

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't rightly rep a punk outfit...

when you’re sporting a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt during the All-Star Parade.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what genre am I thinking of then

I cannot think of the word

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Post-Grunge"?

He’d fit in nicely with Arroyo’s charade.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you might have something there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope plans are already underway for his retirement party...

Although his pre-game speech was quite comical, per player comments.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

his stroll out to the mound

makes me think he’s one false step away from a broken hip

by _pistol_ on Jul 14, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar

sorry, I gotta spam, I’m not feeling up to multiple edits

Yadier

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi

and family… maybe in-laws

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredbird

scouting out Disneyland.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Pujols clan

don’t mess with AJ

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is Moby doing in the parade?

Techno artist and family

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they will offer him a job

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 14, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

(for chidren, spfld, for children)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So i sent a twitter question to Mo

and i got a pretty vague answer i guess it’s what i should’ve expected:

my question:RT@cards5728 Whats the state of the negotiations with Austin Wilson, Zack Cox and other un-signed draftees? Great question (more)

answer:We have begun negotiations w/ most of the 2010 draft class as we work toward that 8/16 deadline #cardsgm

by CentralILcardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

#cardsgasm?

merit badge for fighting the good fight for all internet people without real names.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was unfortunate

For the next one my question will just be AUSTIN WILSON AUSTIN WILSON AUSTIN WILSON AUSTIN WILSON AUSTIN WILSON #cardsgm #austinwilson

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is this "are you being condescending, mang?"

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/102872955/Getty-Images-Sport

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Something tells me Ichiro is "behind" this...

Alex Rodriguez looks back to see if someone has just touched his ass…

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we thought Adam Dunn hates America...

The National Anthem is playing and A-Rod is checking out ladies in the stands.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really where I was going with that but...

that’s deserving of a rec.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 14, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would think most all pitchers intuitively know this

you throw great pitches all the time that result in bloop hits or perfectly-placed grounders through the hole.

And pitchers most especially know that if you have a crappy defense, you better strike every one out, cause if they hit it, they won’t be out.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 14, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Greinke never said that

Bannister said that. Greinke just said he likes FIP, which he should, because it rewards good things and punished bad things. I haven’t seen any reason to believe that Greinke actually buys into the idea of DIPS or that he particularity cares about it (guys with his talent don’t have to be strategic like Bannister, they just have to let if fly).

by vivaelpujols on Jul 14, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say

I’m hoping that we can pull off a trade for Brian Bannister. Maybe he can change the attitude toward gritty grit veterans.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 14, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if he had said, "I try to keep my ERA low,"

wouldn’t you just shrug your shoulders, chalk it up to ballplayers not knowing anything about stats, and go about your business?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 14, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I would think "duh"

Just like I think saying I try to keep my FIP low is “duh”. I personally don’t think Greinke care’s about the stats – he was just humor Bannister, but of course I could be wrong.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 14, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

here, there, and everywhere.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jul 14, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

has anyone heard any timetable on Ludwicks return? or does anyone have any updates on him?

I heard freese is not gonna be back until the end of the month now (which with the way the cards have been predicting returns probably means mid-august)….I just hope we can get luddy back soon. I know TLR said not right after the break, but what does that mean? Just not this series? Vs. Philly? Or like next month?

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 4:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

recently tweeted from bjrains—

“Freese and Ludwick both on the field taking batting practice but La Russa said neither will be activated tomorrow.”

That’s the most I’ve heard about either one.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't want to get everyone's hopes up after the Penny/Lohse debacle.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me just say

they’re on the field for optional practice on their day off.

I don’t care what the world says, I love this team.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ashamed to say

I just read Straussie’s chat:

Chuck: Hi Joe!
Is Ryan Ludwick ready to come off the DL and play on Thusday?
Joe Strauss: I’m hearing more likely by Saturday. But I should have better information within two hours.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

take one unicorn

and save a franklin for two hours later

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell thats good news though

When tony said luddy wouldn’t be back right after the break I figured that meant he needed another week or two. If he comes back b4 the philly series that’s cool with me, but with the way Jay is playing does anyone else think that getting back a healthy Freese would help the team more than getting back a healthy ludwick just based on the players that would be replacing them when they are out?

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 6:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

RFL!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

in this case I'd be okay with Ludwick sitting out so he's fully available later in the year.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

RFL!!!

I agree. I want him healthy, but this team sure could use him.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish he'd pass on How to Play the Outfield.

write a book or something. [thinks of outfielders] Okay, an instructional video.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

can ludwick play second?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody can play second.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's what i thought...

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

pics or it didn't happen....

Freese: http://yfrog.com/joj9dsj

  andrewdmoses Ludwick felt great in BP, running 100% is the last step. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooo, the MooCow has Invaded Second Life....

…is there a VEB presence there? There should be!
:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jul 14, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else think the Braves just got robbed?

The fan’s seemed to really turned on Escobar. He is the only SS I would of liked to see the Cardinals to realistically made a move for.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 14, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

total buy high / sell low for the braves

although apparently they were done with Escobar in the clubhouse…

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kinda like drew

but yeah, bad deal for the braves, unless escobar is a z-esque clubhouse presence, which i doubt

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

see below

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

let me sort through the 200 comments below mine and hope i can figure out what you’re talking about

wait, what are you talking about?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/7/14/1569038/our-long-national-get-it-nightmare#42083844

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was the player that said that?

and was he talking about yuni?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

unnamed and all that.

it’s Buster after all….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

but referring to yuni?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yunel, yes.

betancourt is a whole other kettle…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuni = yuni escobar

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was shocked seeing Escobar

then read further and saw JO JO, but read they got prospects too from TO? anyone know anythign about it?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jul 14, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

two prospects + a-gon

one of them is a loogy with an absurd k/9, the other one i know nothing about

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

they got a future-utility-infielder guy

and the ur-goofy-relief-prospect: a 5’7" lefty with a low-90s fastball who’s currently striking out 15 batters per nine innings in 35 games of AA.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea.

These bullpen sessions tend to happen and then go badly, thus leading to the pitcher being “shut down” indefinitely.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 14, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lohse is on the 60-day DL until July 23

but there’s a much better chance than I thought there would be

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder if we would've been better off losing that GS game, but not Penny

Would he have been worth one win above ottavino/walters/soup/hawk (whichever ones have replaced his starts)? My instinct is to say yes, but it is interesting…

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, but he pulled it in the game before

the GS game, so there’s that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, forgot about that...

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if he'd reported his tightness in Cinci?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea if i remember correctly he got bombed the 2 starts before the injury

…But yea I think the GS made it worse, I wish he would have spoken up about it before that, he might be back by now. By this point ill really be happy if he makes it back at any point in august

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Little known benefit of working for the Mariners:

I get free food. All the fucking time. I haven’t gone more than 3 days here without receiving one of the following: cake. pie. cookies. Krispy Kreme. leftovers. sandwiches.

Today, it was somebody’s birthday, and they took us out to a Brazilian BBQ place and I think I just ate my weight in meat. And we have ice cream to come in 25 minutes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I cannot stress enough.....

everyone needs to go to a Brazilian Barbecue joint. When I was in SLC for the CBB great 8, myself and 2 friends ate approximately 50 pounds of food for $13 EACH. And it was delicious.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's one in STL

Chesterfield, right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chesterfield's out on the west side, correct?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bacana place is right next to chesterfield mall

Like I said its good but rly expensive just to eat. Not quite as bad as Mike Shannons though where u drop $50 on a steak and u literally just get a plate with a piece of steak on it and nothing else.

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 6:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

And

there’s quite a few in Brazil…..

by saladdays on Jul 14, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea Bacana...but it sure as hell isnt $13

Its more like 40-50$ and its good as hell but not worth all that money. Stoney River is right around the corner, best fucking steaks ever

by mick311 on Jul 14, 2010 6:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

are you referring to a churrascaria

if so, then yes!
it’s gluttony of meats and later, pepto.

by _pistol_ on Jul 14, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one I wen to

was called Tucano’s. Lunch special, $12.95, something like 18 different meats and an awesome salad/side/appetizer bar. Our drinks cost us substantially more than our food, so they made out alright in the end.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

somewhere, CJ Beatty started smiling.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a brazilian steakhouse in Indianapolis.

called Fogo de Chao, and it was quite possibly the best food I have ever food. But it was expensive as hell, think I paid $50 for just myself.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 14, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fogo….yum.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive been to one of those in phoenix.

unbelievably delicious. but the trick is to not fill up on the crap they come out with first (turkey, roast beef), and save your appetite for the sirloin and tri tip.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Closest onces to STL are in KC and Chicago

and there isn’t a set order, they are constantly circling the restaurant with everything. The Bacon wrapped Chicken and the Parmesian Pork are soooooo good. Damnit, why does it have to be another 7 months before my next birthday trip to Fogo?

by DarkHelmut on Jul 14, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What our my chances of survival this weekend?

Going camping and fishing at Mermac Springs. Consumption of alcohol increases 10 fold to battle unbearable heat

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 14, 2010 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

who cares what the chances of survival are

you’ve had a good run, right?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meramec Springs is my childhood.

6-year-old me fed enough fish there to feed all of ancient Mesopotamia.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a tad disturbed by the change in marketing strategy of the Caves

I guess nobody cares about Jesse James, so they need a caveman now.

Corey Hart has no comment.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've changed Meramec Caverns?

That sucks.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

just the marketing. they added a rope thing across the river, which does sound cool.

though the barns are probably becoming fewer and far between…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just checked the website out.

Looks like the same as before, except with the zipline. And they are cool, I’ve been informed.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a 90 minute zipline tour.

We went there the day after our wedding and didn’t know anything about the zipline and got there right as they were closing. Needless to say, I was bummed.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up in SE MO

and we had a Meramec Caverns ad on our barn for the first 10 years or so of my life. My mom said they paid us something like $12/year for the use of the roof. Certainly made it easy to find our house.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this with ... your dad? in-law? who wanted you to help that one weekend?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what this is referencing to but

Yes I am going with my Dad. A bunch of old dudes 50 and 60 years old than me (28). I am probably the responsible drinker of the group also.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 14, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone overshared on VEB one day and it stuck in my head

which is exploding right now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

consumption of alcohol makes heat more unbearable

in my experiences, at least

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never saw the appeal in camping

just me

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I wouldn't see the appeal in going camping in Texas either,

but I’d say there is a bit more to enjoy in the outdoors where I’m from.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

spending time outdoors is cool

sleeping out there, though? i’ll pass

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

My motto is “The whole reason I work is so I can sleep INSIDE”

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 15, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

It also heavily increases the chances of a heart attack

I strongly suspect my Father died because of that. 6 beer lunches and St. Louis Summer heat.

by chessed on Jul 14, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am a pretty big guy

But actually have low blood pressure and cholesterol. I just don’t have much stress in my life. Things rarely get me upset anymore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 14, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Miles. Nick Stavinoha. Jeff. Fucking. Suppan.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What aboot squeaky belts?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

very interesting, OhOhhhhJoey

Votto disses Cubs Teammate

That’s either old-school or douchey.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait, wait. David Brown

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

has Davi Brown

caused trouble for you guys before? I know he has it in for Votto because Votto didn’t give a very funy interview to Brown. Brown didn’t write good questions and blames it on him.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Passan is our nemesis.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

or at least mine.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer to allow

his unfounded hate go unrequited.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

we just have to regulate our grains of salt.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's kind of lame

I kind of like Byrd. Poor bastard is just stuck on the wrong team.

by Mulliganstew on Jul 14, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he seems cool

we can just call him the ex-Texan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that little spin move he used was pretty fuckin sweet, I don't care who you are

honestly might end up being the highlight of the Cubs’ season, really.

by nota bene on Jul 14, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

douchey

I hated to be rooting for Byrd but he had a pretty good game.

by nota bene on Jul 14, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not trolling

I like your blog, but one of your starters goes by “Colby”

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else would he go by?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 14, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

that “Joey” doesn’t sound any worse, I didn’t realize it was an argument about nick names, I stand down because clearly, Colby is not a nickname

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be rather douchey if he went by Colb

or Colbster

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

to me

that’s awesome but he would no doubt get flack

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLBSTER

fuck yeah!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

unlike votto, that's his actual name

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, his name is COLBY!?

I thought it was…. never mind.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's acutally colbseph

little known fact

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Colcepheus

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

next thing you'll tell me he's not really named Rasmussenson

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would assume Votto's given name is Joseph?

Colby’s is Colby.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joseph Daniel Votto

Colby Ryan Rasmus

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cocephus cue Hank Williams

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

anytime you’re reminded of Joey Lawrence, it isn’t a good thing

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Matt Holliday

might remind your of Matt Lawrence!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

he reminds us of a large lego or a gigantic bolt.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see his fielding?

I think we’re use to that.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe that, either. he was doing SO WELL.

he must rely on the dugout positioning a whole lot. or he chokes in big games… in L.A….. when Scott Boras watches.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

who the hell is Matt Lawrence?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the speed with which you came up with that and actually knew that was notable.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

why thank you

but I do understand if you guys ban me for posting that photo lol

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got Pete Rose in his underwear yesterday.

I think ’e’s still here….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man not that pic

it gets posted occasionaly on RR and we all just have to avert our eyes :)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you know that Colby looks like

a young Sly Stallone?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not picturing it... not picturing it....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Andrew Lawrence

/yesIfeelshame

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone hasn't been watching their reruns of Brotherly Love.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly!

Andy Lawrence too, they made a few mvoies for the Disney channel, one called “Brothers of the Frontier” and it was TERRIBLE

by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow,

what a douche

byrd isn’t exactly a seasoned cub, either

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember

Bob Gibson was never friendly with teammates on ASG’s so unless you’re willing to call him a douche, you better check yourself.

Also while researching Gibson on wikipedia, I got a link to pitchers who have struck out the side on 9 pitches, because he was one of them and I got possibly the greatest collection of names in one inning from it:

Here and go down to the only instance where it happened in extra innings.

I feel I should use an old timey radio announcer voice:

The year was 1923, and the white sox of chicago were facing the hated athletics of philly. A one Sloppy Thurston struck out the side on 9 pitches against Beauty McGowan, Chick Galloway, and Sammy Hale.

My first thought was, wow what great names, my second thought was, how did I not know about this guy and use this as a nickname for Joe Thurston.

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

game has changed a lot since gibson's time

and stuff like that is probably for the better

but go ahead and consider myself checked, pre-wrecked

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's lame but

I can’t help the check thing because me and a co-worker have been going around after a meeting where they kept telling us to make sure we check, rechecked and triple-checked our work, and saying that we all have to chiggidy-check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, because as we all know, shotgun bullets iz bad fo yo health.

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you kill that dog?!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

I have a cushy office job, but we are filing stats and financials for a bond series so accuracy is important.

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's sad as hell

Can’t imagine living without my Gibson memories

by cyclone on Jul 14, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew there had to be a reason for my irrational dislike.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am going to place myself in the minority here

and say that this endeared me to Votto. I love that sort of old-school mentality toward rivals and doubly so toward Cubs. Baseball players and athletes in general are so diplomatic, I find it to be a refreshing change of pace.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

fuck you

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a change of pace, lol

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see that you made a nice play there, purple_haze

i am not impressed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

best be careful

I wont hesitate to bean you with this next post.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 15, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i'm totally charging the monitor

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I have to disagree

The options are either old-school or a$$hole. Snubbing a guy whose on a rival team doesn’t seem douchey. If he’d insulted his fashion sense, then you could call him douchey, or if he was the psychic John Edwards apparently, then you’d be cool.

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Jul 14, 2010 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, my thesaurus is broken today

I earlier gave up on figuring out “inferiority”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always wondered why so many hate Randolph

I rarely watch the games he’s done, but he doesn’t seem as bad as people suggest.

by saladdays on Jul 14, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm going to be honest here

if you watch more games that he does, you would understand. it’s absolutely brutal.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 14, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the only games that Randolph sees are the one where he tries to broadcast.

He doesn’t know anyone’s name. He only has information about the Cardinals that he get’s in the pre-game meeting. I’m sure he’s a nice man but not good at this job at all.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 14, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he;s absolutely awful

he’s terrible at calling the game and he’s constantly making factual errors

quote from the last game “that is [player]’s second hit, he is now 1 for 3”

etc

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

people don't like Al and Horton (who I actually do like) because of their personalities

but Jay Randolph is actually incompetent. It’s like, you might dislike Milton Bradley as your team’s starting DH because he’s a jerk, but you’d dislike Aaron Miles as your starting DH because he can’t do his job.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 14, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

This

You get the feeling that Al and Horton at least have a clue, but Randolph might as well be talking about tennis.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're afraid he's dying during every home run, too....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay

I remember one game he described a Ludwick HR as “Long and…. (pause) ….. Magnificent!” Magnificent? Does anyone actually say that? I’m usually one to applaud creative vocabulary, but I think that’s pushing it.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember colby's walkoff in cincy?

mother of god

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

last year, btw

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby's walkoff IN Cincy?

You may want to reconsider.

Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!

by the red baron on Jul 15, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The three innings that Jay and Shannon are together in the booth...

…are the longest three innings of the baseball week. Shannon is kind of all over the place in the booth anyway, and then you put Randolph in there and it turns into a three inning conversation about… well… anything other than what is actually happening in the game. I just mute it whenever Shannon’s in there. The other six innings of Jay ’N Rick are only marginally better, like a test score of 54% instead of 49%. You failed with flying colors either way.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've noticed Shannon wandering off more frequently this year.

I’ve given up the radio and gone back to the TV.

"I told myself from the very beginning: 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,'" Wainwright said. "He was not going to beat me today."

by spfldbird on Jul 14, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"we tried very hard"

so why does the production suck so much?

it’s too bad they can’t try with another station that sucks less.

and yet: Rick Horton persists.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can deal with horton just like i can deal with hrabosky

the play by play games he does are awful but i can deal with him in small doses as the color guy.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 14, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's fine as play-by-play

awful at color. al x2 as color

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a smarmy asshole either way

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

his hatred of young players

far surpasses that of al’s

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 14, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Horton

But he isn’t a play-by-play guy. D

by saladdays on Jul 14, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am enjoying how Dan is tweaking him about his bitter ice cubes in his tall glass of bitterness

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan has at least twice gotten on him for sharing his bitter stories of the past

on air he was like, you’ve got to write a book on all your bitter moments!

Dan is actually getting bearable as he gets snarkier.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

I am upset that I missed those

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the BEST part of that

Rick said he wasn’t bitter
Dan’s like but you remembered that (from 7th grade)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think...

…that Dan has just had it with his incompetent co-announcers? What if he just stormed out mid-inning, cursing and throwing things? Or announced on public access TV (b/c ESPN wouldn’t give a shit) that he was taking his talents to South Beach?

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're hoping for defenestration.

but really, I think he enjoys tweaking. it’s the highlight of his night.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still think dan is a damn good announcer

when he doesn’t have to put up with those two. when he does other sports, or even college baseball, he is really quite nice in the booth. i just wish they would pair him up with eldred

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no problem w/ Dan

He’s pretty business-like IMO and would prefer to just call the game and do a good job. Al is ________ (insert adjective of choice) and Horton’s just lousy. I think Dan would be 1/2 of a fine broadcasting team if he weren’t with one of those two on a nightly basis. I don’t know how he can sit next to Al without his skin curling up and melting.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Vince is still available?

Y2S, Get Fredbird and the van to kidnap Al and Rick and we’ll insert Vince. Maybe no one will care enough to actually notice.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vince! Vince!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they at least bring him back in the booth again this year

that was some entertaining baseball when he was in last year

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. Buster on Yunel

he wished someone a happy birthday
the player said “here’s the present I’d like — play hard today”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Berman just did his balls cut off scream

at the DeJesus catch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm watching Beadle's dress now

feeling vaguely guilty

whoaaaaa Hannah Storm looks emaciated.

Erin Andrews says she’s grabbing anybody and everybody.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

aw shit it's a montage.

my weakness!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

they keep talking about sweat and sweating

now I feel really guilty…..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this the ESPY's?

I wish you luck. Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 14, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berman did in fact call him Winnie the Pujols

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the point of an awards show if you know ALL the winners?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a great ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zQf6bxsZo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

feel better RB

i stumbled onto something earlier today that said joey votto hated the cubs and refused to shake hands with them after the victory. and i thought WE hated the cubs…

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 14, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I switched channels

wow, I didn’t know Bender swung that way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

do people not proofread?

Carp was not injured while Adam was the closer for the World Champions.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 14, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, that is nostalgic

reminds me of my lurking days

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 14, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

all those ellipses

they go for miles and miles

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

......................................................what..........................................................ever...............................................

do……………………………………………………………….you…………………………………………………………..mean…………….?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 14, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

classic

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 14, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deanna Favre just has this look on her face like "Enablers. You're all )@#*$ enablers."

otherwise, every time I tune in and see two people on stage, I immediately think “Awk-ward.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 14, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

what.

the fuck.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Epic...

or is it Epoch?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jul 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

we missed you around here ya goofy bastard

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jul 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd and flagged.

longest comment ever.

be the trouble you want to see in the world.
never forget

by il rosso on Jul 15, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well done gdm.

Where the fuck you been anyway

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 15, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

not enough Skip or Jaime.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 15, 2010 7:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

F'in gdm

Well done sir.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 15, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

you ain't right in the head

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That confirms it

There is no limit on the number of pictures you can post…

by JWO on Jul 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

well.... how much hate does it take for that to completely dwarf reasonable anyalsis?

apparantly, yunel escobar is so UNLIKED at talking chop, they are trying to convince people (well like 2 or 3) that Alex Gonzalez will be better going forward than Alex Gonzalez… and that this is a WIN NOW move (kinda weird that they would make SS position worse)

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

whoops

Alex Gonzalez will be better going forward than Alex Gonzalez

better than Yunel not Alex Gonzalez obviously

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 15, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

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