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Holliday is up

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Figured I’d give you a heads up. Haha.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're awfully high on Tremendous Skull.

inexplicably nervous.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

COUNT YOUR MONEY, MATT

wait, i did it wrong

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing the bases are emp....Hey Braun, get away from 2nd!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction - 1st Round

Matt hits 6HR, advances to second round.

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds about right.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

2

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

optimism

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mohawk!

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

pocket pulled out on Matty

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Holliday throwing to bro

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Just about to ask that.

Wondered why he had the same jersey / number.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is news?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erin is with ALBERT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert says wow, Corey Hart.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe:

“He starts off pretty well…


he hits in in the air”

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to hear that.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAPPY TIME

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said it with A SMILE

it’s obvious he wants traded to the Angels. He really hates Lego!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

unrec'd

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I AM JOE STRAUSS!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you and Scott Rolen.......

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit Lego

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also plan to rec each mention of this

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm glad i'm not the only one.

OT: do you actually speak hebrew?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i’m half israeli

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet.

i have lapsed quite a bit but learned biblical hebrew in my hebrew school days and then quite a bit of conversational, but i haven’t been to israel in about 10 years and haven’t really had an opportunity or reason to practice in a long time

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

כן

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren't you south african too

or is that clank?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 13, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

half and half

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by chalk on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Hollibro, lay 'em in there.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

He can save his homeruns for the real games, I guess.

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Hal McRae for this.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go. Matt thinks he's at 2 outs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt realized there's no one in scoring position.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There ya go.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

regression coming?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert's thrilled by that last one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy cats,

he looked like Andujar there.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He was building the suspense.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S BIG PAPI!!!!!

/espnthinksits2004!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I gotta start calling him

Second Half Matt.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

NO ONE CARES

about Ortiz.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

CDGAFADO

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

he is not a big hr hitter

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone will

But I’m not betting against Ortiz.

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Berman clearly did not review this graphic in advance

That was awful. “Well, we’re gonna…um…so do you think he’s a…what’s wrong with him…and then you know, he heats up.”

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Great, he's gonna adjust his gloves after every swing?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Papi pulls a Brandon Inge.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

eh.

we found out later Inge was injured.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never heard that part.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

knees, IIRC

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

His knees have been injured for 2 years.

The wear and tear of being a catcher.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are fascinated by Papi's shoes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i really hope holliday advances

he looks like he could get really, really hot in the next round.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s Peter Gammons?

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He declined the invitation

Didn’t want to ruin his swing for the second half.

(Also, didn’t want to work with Berman and Morgan.)

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

he quit FESPN

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he retired

I just meant he ought to be around with the Boston love fest.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that dude caught that ball like it was a five-beer epiphany

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Berman loves football.

He doesn’t mind baseball, just doesn’t really get jazzed about it.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

in their defense, its gotta be hard to announce a HR derby

 i remember last year being god-awful

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could probably do better than

“You really have to have presence in the Home Run Derby.”

Fuck the heck does that mean?

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

.........waaaiiiit.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahahahahaha

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the kids all seem to be the same age

what year can we expect this crop?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think any of them will make waves in baseball

none of them have prince fielder’s physique

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck david ortiz

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Organic Milk is getting lots of time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it's kind of obvious Joe

If there are only two guys after Ortiz and he has either the most homers or second most he’s going to advance. I wouldn’t have guessed.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, you need presence to hit home runs.

Somebody shoot Valentine. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i missed that

audio is terrible

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel the urge to go to Trader Joe's and buy some organic milk.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he's just thirsty

maybe even like Motte

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you're so old and heavy

That you need to drink DURING your round…

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT HE'S THE BEST OF THE BEST!

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you can tell that by his shoes.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If by "presence" you mean weight.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next round

He’ll probably have one of his homies come out and wave a towel at him to cool him down.

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Matt Kemp in this thing

He’d probably hit no homers because he’d be all distracted by Rihanna.

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

See also: Alex Rodriguez

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I see why Joe West was complaining...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This is gonna get good ratings in Bristol tonight!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another 1/2 hour of business

In the Boston television market. That’s $$$.

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Ferrell.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally, someone who might make a good announcer.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Before he retires...

I’d REALLY like to see Ichiro dominate the HR Derby.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be great

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, its Will Ferrell

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

'That Corey Hart guy was pretty smooth, is he still recording albums?'

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Ferrell thinking about being funny

But not sure that Joe and Chris will get his jokes, so he’s opting to be serious.

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Basically.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ferrell: Is he still recording albums?

re: … well, who do you think.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure.

But whoever it is takes my breath away.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

will ferrell attempting to imitate berman.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

guys in the truck..........

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and there you go.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan on sports casting

“It’s tougher than it looks!”

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

bah this is bullshit

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

Hanley is such a beast these days.

Not looking good for Matty Ho.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that'll happen.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan has "always wanted to ask" Will Ferrell what his favorite movie is

I can’t decide what would be sadder — Joe Morgan patronizing his guest that much, or if he’s actually been wanting to ask Will Ferrell that for a long time.

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

Why am I watching this? These announcers are infuriating me.

by mojowo11 on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll fill you in

See what you gotta do to hit HRs is to kick off your back leg, like your folding a deckchair, you see this is what statheads call a three true outcomes swing , you got the swing, the hit and the flight of the ball.

by Aranathor on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's all for Holliday.

If Miguel hits less than 10, I’ll be surprised to say the least.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He does have a presence issue.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

But I’ve always thought that Miggy was built for this competition and the year he’s having is just…well, ridiculous.

I’m pulling for Matt, but don’t the HR totals carry over into the next round anyway? He would have quite the uphill battle.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that Pirates fan is pumped.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Evan Meek.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should've known

not many out there

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of them will do the slow trot to show up the other team

and then the next throw, they rush the mound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hanley was crushing em

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jody Davis reference...

Although it’s not surprising…come the fuck on Will.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Miggy 25 yet?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Sort of an Andruw Jones effect.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, that effin' made me cry.

Junior’s goodbye montage from Nike.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ha ha ha!! this stealing signs espn ad is great.

more classic espn ad-age.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing off? Can't they just advance via hat size?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

One out down

Keep those line drives coming.

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hank Aaron, Reggie Jackson, Frank Robinson in attendance

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We need to get Dave Duncan out there

To talk to the BP pitcher. Moar ground balls, please!

by JWO on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he thought there were RISP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

but seriously, his brother should have twigged to the number of outs sooner

he got him to settle down, but it was too late.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berman is even more annoying this year

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

in the water

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

hollifail

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he looked like he could have gotten hot, too.

i would have bet money that he could have gone out there and jacked 12.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

What the eff

were those guys with the NY jerseys doing?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what i get

when holliday was the champ in my mock hr derby. hit 21 hr in 2nd rd in that thing too.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jay rules that you have free will

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

or are we predestined??

oh wait wrong meme category

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

PRENUP

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sayin' she's a
i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish 
but this is the best meme of all time 

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swagger!

Or, hallucinate.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

from here on out... no spoilers for the Celeb Softball Game!

I vote we reconvene later for Jennie Finch the game

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

camera dude asking to be decapitated.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a bomb that hit the State Farm sign

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

and on the back, there was this picture of this guy... he looked so familiar.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

it will end with you deeply angry at Nick Stavinoha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ryan Howard's talkin' to 'em.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, he's mashing this time around.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

2010 NL All-Star DH

That’s my guy!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan channeling Mike Shannon

“That’s the first foul ball home run of the evening

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

end quote

…"

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, definitely close your tags on VEB.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

or sprite and lime bite...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard: "They might give him that second year in Milwaukee."

hah!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He said that it might be going back to Milwaukee for the second year.

Meaning the HR Derby title.

I liked your interpretation better though.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh

lots of interference
I like mine better too

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Piranha 3D?

They should just release that with an MST3K track to begin with.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Jaws 3D...but they couldn't afford the big shark robot.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan has a Big Papi Shoe fetish.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

they are kind of striking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are cool

but I don’t really see what’s so special about them.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a really specific fetish.

There’s probably a web site that caters to it, though. Everything is on the Internet.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want those shoes.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

does Bobby V know that HanRam can hear him?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing.

Which would explain why you textualized it.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like it writes itself

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

New York remix??

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

to HanRam?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better pitcher: Tony Pena Sr. or Tony Pena Jr.?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

it's Jason Heyward, everyone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

try not to faint.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the thumb is fine.

If I were voted in in my rookie season, my injuries would feel better too.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Omar Infan...

oh, it’s Jason Heyward.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

is this the Big Papi show?

does everyone else have boring reaction shots?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Blue warm-up pants fail.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Corey Hart killed him a bear when he was only three.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He's getting ready to bat again

after his refreshing beef jerky break.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He made that jerky while waiting for his second round appearance.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

corey hart's pitcher

looks like Omar Vizquel

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

At this rate he'll have to keep it up for 4 hours.

In which case he’ll need to contact his physician.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

too easy

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think we've had a whiff this year yet.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

swisher hit it about 6 inches

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up Bobby V

Tennis 40-0????

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Do they swing off to see who goes first?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Strauss once again in fine form

JoeStrauss (Joe Strauss)
HR Derby almost as bad as mediocre NHL or sloppy NBA. At least those things have a clock. Don’t dig the carnival aspect. #Whatever
3 minutes ago from Echofon

Love it when someone goes to stat book for HR Derby trivia. Where are spreadsheet guys w/park variance? #Snooze
5 minutes ago from Echofon

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I really don't want Jose to win this

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sheesh. He's just locked in.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

on pace for 40 HRs in the final rd

SSS

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind that.

I wish he was in the org now.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell to the no

mainly because i’m off work in 30 and then i’m getting the hell out of here

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they show it on the ESPN America feed on atdhe, then yes

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

espn3 is no good for my isp

and i haven’t downloaded ST

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Ortiz, doing it for the children.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Erin Andrews, making sounds for males everywhere

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to load the question for the Storyline, Erin

after dedication to Jose Lima

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

So can I go ahead and say it?

Least memorable HR derby in awhile

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for my favorite part of All-star week!

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Celeb game is a go!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Piazza!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Piazza for backup catcher.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pure Win for all

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello there... Marisa Miller.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Disappointed in the effort there.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

booooooom Jennie

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh that's classic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rickey being Rickey

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ricky likes Ricky so very, very much.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

it was fun until she screeched "nononono"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Usually is.

/fromwhativeheard

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf that's an easy scoop from Ozzie!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Salmon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha I love that heater.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Jennie clearly hates throwing the meatballs, but she knows she's gotta make it out alive.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Please, Hammer, don't hurt them.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

love the annual appearance of Rollie Fingers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"If Hammer takes you deep, you're in trouble."

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Mario Lopez and Krukie

“I learned from Larry Bowa how to be positively negative.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha ducking behind the mound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

An RBI for Don Drapper.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's that Fieri guy

he knows his bacon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

(Insert Garvey paternity joke here)

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa dp

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: Anyone read this yet?

Article that will piss you right off

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't piss me off

i don’t believe it for a second though

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

even if it is, im not blaming that for our loss

its on franklin… and reyes… and winn… and miles

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And TLR managing a 6-2, then 9-2 lead like a 2-2 tie

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it is true

the cards need to protest that game

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always said MLB needs a humidor ump.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that's the best idea

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't know what I'm saying, but it's working." - Kruk

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a shot by Ozzie.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicks dig the long ball.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

nice, Jennie.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"We've got fourteen people, I've got trouble enough with one."

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Michael Clarke Duncan is behind the plate for the AL

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

yellow card

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

hidden ball trick

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll just watch Marissa Miller prepare to swing...

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

it's artfully messy.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably took two hours to mess it up just so.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that is why it's worth it.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can David Nail play second?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ozzie gets Lugo hands sometimes too

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

everyone's afraid of Jennie

she says she’s forty feet away, she’d like a mouthpiece and faceguard

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo knows yardwork.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

*Bo*

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jennie wanted no part of Bo

for good reason.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

all the actors and celebrities are stuck in traffic.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Hey guys, let's go to LA." sounds better than "Hey guys, let's go to St. Louis."

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hit in the HR derby.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proof

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's odd

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Nail is apparently one of ours.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yes. one of ours.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jul 12, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol @ whoever is heckling

“I don’t even know who he is”

by TheBirds on Jul 12, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

im not watching the celebrity softball game

watching reservoir dogs for the first time instead

Rasmus can hit lefties
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 12, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid choice.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

noooooo

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reservoir Dogs are people!

They’re peeeeeeeeeeeople!

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a great movie.

good to watch while… mulling, perhaps.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm a fan of grim post-apocalyptic movies.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that means nothing to me

although im leaving this thread now

Rasmus can hit lefties
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 12, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to back Redbirds reps.

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by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo and Kruk are about to get into old man's UFC

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

almost hit his son, lol

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Kruk slid. hahaha

she made him slide.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll always remember him as a Brewer.

I had to go look up who else he played for.

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by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Movie with Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzeneger.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I thought someone called

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although, he wasn't a Brewer in the NL.

So that’s odd.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bo's bling is noisy.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

oh right

I mixed up who was talking it up in the earlier inning.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lost a shoe

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

aw man, that was a nifty play

how’s he safe

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

"In this game, sliding is not allowed. That's why we're seeing so much of it."

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what I did to my google preferences, but this cropped up:

“Big heads help patients withstand the ravages of Alzheimer’s disease”

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if all goes well

apparently!

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ozzie's got some sweet swingin'

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo's pitching!

“Give it to me, Bo, come on.”

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

"This is it, baby, this ain't 86!"

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Piazza!!

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Marissa Miller tries to quiet Duncan

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

NL had Jennie Finch and Marissa Miller.

I’m OK with it.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they wouldn't let Jennie use the heater.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We win the battle of HORP.

And that’s what really matters.

I'm out of champagna. How about some 7-Up and Mad Dog 20/20?

by The Continental on Jul 12, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

s'true

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

any time we get to watch an awesome Cardinals shortstop

it can’t be all bad

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

let's hope it's not to Canada

they’ll have Boog AND The Hoff. unfair. that’s like, against some trade agreements.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, I didn't realize that one Corey Hart one hung for 7 seconds.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday gets some FESPN love.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

that's right. 497 feet.

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by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

awh yeah

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 13, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Corey Hart, never surrender..."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 12, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you.

אנא טוני לא יותר ט.א.ס.ס

by chalk on Jul 13, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

Whoever wrote that is a genius.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Jul 13, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

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