Game 58 Open Thread: Cardinals at Dodgers
St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers, Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT
Back in 2003, when there was no better prospect than Blake Hawksworth, none of us could wait for the day when he'd finally start in the Major Leagues. Dodgers pitcher Monasterios gives him a run for his awesome name money.
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wooooo!
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
so confusing where i am supposed to be
figure cant go wrong with danup
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
Jack Buck > Scully
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Scully > any living broadcaster
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This
And what it replied to
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yay for gamethread
game stream via atdhe (beware: subject to major lag!): http://www.vshare.tv/live/359208/zcxzxcxzc/1
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yay baseball!
and the dulcet tones of one Vin Scully.
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by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
hmmm... this is NOTan auspicious start
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by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Furcal steals on Larue
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Roberto Alomar just tried to pronounce Asher Wojciechowski.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hawksworth lasts what, 3 innings tonight?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Not even one.
Why is LaRue starting?!
by jackhammerslam on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yadi too, must rest
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i hope tlr has a very short leash tonight.
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by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Riddle me this:
Why in the BLUE FUCK is Hawksworth starting? We already have a starter in the bullpen who should have started tonight.
by mattisnotfrench on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
I've always been under the impression that you only do a bullpen start when there is no other alternative.
We could either pitch Carpenter or PJ, but we decide to act as if we have no options and take a struggling reliever and basically throw a game.
i mean
Hawk is supposed to maybe be a starter at some point. for whatever reason, Carp is getting an extra day, and i don’t think anyone can convince Tony otherwise. and PJ… i love PJ, but he sucks. i don’t see how this is any worse than pitching PJ.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
fuck
a pop fly single?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
OK, any kind of out at this point.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
keep doing it
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
yes please
it’ll be the only way gawstab gets out of this game alive
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by hr on Jun 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This is seriously the dumbest fucking thing I've seen in a long time.
Really Tony?
by mattisnotfrench on Jun 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
it'd be fine if Albert was sitting and Stav was playing 1B
… i swear. while we’re at it, Winn should be playing left, Skip should be playing center, Miles should be playing 2B, and Holliday should be sitting too.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
this is stupid
tlr simply gave away this game. if you were so worried about walters starting you should have bumped ottavino on saturday and had him start tonight.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
"This message will self destruct in five seconds"
…there goes Hawksworth.
by jackhammerslam on Jun 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck kind of problem could TLR have with the front office?
They’ve gotten him Aaron Miles and Randy Winn on the 25-man in the last week. He should love them.
by jd is legend on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
so we lost already?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
yes. duh.
didn’t you know it’s already 8-0?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
the official TLR/Duncan explanation just came through Dan'n'Al
Apparently they wanted the advance scouts to focus on Hawk and not Walters. If that’s actually possible I guess it’s good to throw them off the trick-changeup scent, but in the end it’s really just rearranging Walters’s five innings and Hawksworth’s two or three.
exactly.
still doesn’t answer the question on why ottavino wasn’t bumped. we’re two starters down, why are we using a fifth starter when we don’t have to?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
it ensures hawk gets in the game
so that advance scouts see him too, if they so desired.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
our comp pick is next, y'all.
some people are still on the board. /nojinxing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Bryce Harper's still on the board, right?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
maybe his brother?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Mike Matheny says Seth Blair.
/spoiler
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
cards are on the clock
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
anyone else experiencing major MLB radio fail
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Figure that Cards had a late flight after 10-inning loss. Dodgers had an off-day at home.
Perscription for a throw-away . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Seth Blair?
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Coming in loud an clear in Bangkok.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Gah
Bring back the halcyon days of PJ Walters throwing 86 MPH.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
who is this dude pitching for the dodgers
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
RFL!!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Studwick
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
well all right Luddy...
that was a shot
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
LUDDY!!
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Thank you, Ludwick.
They’ll need more of those tonight, I’m sure.
…and the Cards are back on the clock.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Luddy for cleanup!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
...i forgot how tiny miles is.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Skip is also rather small
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i recounted that story from the other day
in warmups Skip threw to Miles
and Miles had to jump to get it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what is he
five and a half feet tall?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
one more comp pick for Cards. come on Mike Matheny...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they are late, actually.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
sorry.... closed out by Alan Benes
Tyrell Jenkins. who is a qb.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What is wrong with Skips bats?
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Committed to play QB at Baylor.
Ehhh…..
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe not if Baylor is headed to CUSA.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Yeah, I dont like the sound of that.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Cards are 0-6 when Luddy doesn't start
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Lock him up!
What will Luddy command on open market, anyways…3-4 years ~9-10 mill per?
probably something close to that
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
but we will have Holliday instead
for more money, roughly the same player
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday is a MUCH better hitter for average and baserunner.
Ludwick is better defensively. I’d rather have Holliday, as much as I love Luddy.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
At 17mil versus 10mil?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
I'd rather have Luddy in left at 10, Luddy in right at 10
and 7 extra million spent on upgrading say….second base.
probably not
i’m saying they’re not roughly the same player, that’s all
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that's one year.
history says otherwise. i’d rather have Ludwick this year, in all facets, but that doesn’t mean he’s a better player.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
yes
granted that is just this year. but you must admit Ludwick you should just look at more recent seasons
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday
has the potential to hit much better than .850, ops though. I’d say Luddy at .850 is what we’ll get.
yeah
I am just saying Luddy isn’t that much worse at hitting than Holliday, plus he is more “clutch”
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really agree with 'clutch'.
But I’ll agree that Luddy is underrated a bit. I think Holliday will have a good year when all is said and done, in the .410 wOBA range, with average to slightly-above-average outfield defense. Is that worth 17 million? Meh. I’d say so.
Luddy, when healthy and playing well can also provide something similar, and is a better value than Holliday, in terms of performance per dollar.
no doubt
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i was very skeptical too
but actually, when you go look at the career splits, this statement is supported.. Luddy hits well over .300 with a very good OPS with RISP, while Holliday is under .300 with a less impressive OPS. i just closed the windows so i’m not going to go find them numbers again, but they’re there.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
I think vin scully wants Ludwick on the dodgers
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
sure, but luck is a skill too, isn't it?
… or not :P
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Lucky Luddy
can he sustain it? some can.
or is it, luck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5cOqCjInYI&feature=related
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Something I'd been thinking about.
Luddy had never been a ‘core’ part of the lineup, in St. Louis. He probably gets better pitches to hit batting near Albert than he would elsewhere, either for fear of walking him with Albert due up, or for Albert being on base ahead of him.
For the Rockies, after Helton’s decline, Holliday ‘was’ that offense. He may not have seen the same percentage of ‘hittable’ pitches in situations where he could hurt them, compared to what Luddy saw.
I’m not saying it explains everything, merely that you can’t look at ‘clutch’ stats in a vacuum. I’m a firm believer that a hitter is what they are, and they’ll hit like that no matter the situation – the only thing that could be a variance is in how they are pitched in certain situations.
Helton just got contacts btw
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
dude
he isn’t THAT much better of a hitter. if you go by OPS
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a hundred points better, career wise.
that’s a pretty big deal.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Isn't really fair to compare Luddy's entire career.
It’s only been ‘08/’09/‘10 that I’d use as a comarison factor for him.
i disagree.
i think ‘08 was an absolute aberration. if you think Ludwick’s going to put up a .966 OPS again, i have a bridge i’d like to sell you.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that was such an awesome season
I could see him getting close to .900 this year
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
sure, me too.
i think what he “should” put up is roughly a .850. i could see him getting close to .900, but he’s not gonna hit .966 again. on the other hand, Matt Holliday is completely capable of putting up OPSs of over 1.000.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
hope so
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
As much as I'd like that, I don't think Matt has the power to
OPS 1.00 anymore. mid .900’s is probably the best case scenario, perhaps a bit OBP-heavy, which is fine by me.
Sounds like a guy who needs to bat in front of Pujols.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
are you forgetting the second half of last year already?
he put up 63 games of 1.023 less than 12 months ago. i quite honestly believe he could still touch 1.000 this year
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
*the rest of this year
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
....wtf, how many threads were opened today???!!!
my summary chip is not amused.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Shannon sounds like he's still drinking on STL time
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
i'm about ready to turn that broadcast on
dan just doesn’t seem interested tonight. that or he’s sick.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hawk
Finding his rhythm against the bottom of the order.
The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.
by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that looks like a fake uniform on the pitcher.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Lope double!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
holeeeee sheeet felipe.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boog's OPS is under .600.... ugh
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Listening to Scully is like listening to a really good freestyle rapper
you can’t believe he’s going completely off the top of his head.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Al: It's just *frightening* how good that mustache looks.
Dan: That’s about two weeks’ worth.
Al: [mutters] and a little mascara….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this is the light pitching matchup
kuroda vs carp, kershaw vs waino after these “starters”
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
BONER
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Kershaw vs. Waino
Over/Under on total hits for both teams combined….. 5.5?
why is ryan sandwiched between floppy and pujols?
this is silly.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Old school logic.
Need a slap hitter in that there 2-hole, guys. Control the bat, put ball on ground.
uh huh. okay, tony.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
made it close
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yeah, I thought he beat it.
Guess not.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
agreed
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't know why he can't get those calls.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Damn, why couldn't Jim Joyce be working this series?
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Ok, I gotta ask to the expense of looking stupid
but what does SSS stand for?
Several Sodomized Saudis? Some Shit Stain? Severely Stupid Senior?
I want the Walrus back...
Small Sample Size
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Small Sample Size.
But Severely Stupid Senior could describe a lot of management/front office people in baseball.
sure, it stands for small sample size today
I’m not sure we can expect that trend to continue all year, though.
Ok, thanks all.
no wonder I couldn’t find that on Google. It’s baseball talk
I want the Walrus back...
nah
its a larger set that encompasses anything that uses statistics
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
both!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
and the unicorns?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So there's no way they go Austin Wilson...
even if he falls to them right? They must’ve blown their budget on these other guys at this point…
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
keep hope!
still undrafted
though i think they’ve blown their budget on dominican right handers
i’d be surprised if they even have the cash to sign cox
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Separate budget for domestic draftees/international signees
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
...Okay, so what's your source for disbelieving what Luhnow says?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It just doesn't make any sense...
why be so rigid? Why limit yourself and the talent you sign based on your own accounting scheme?
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
You don't know how the organizations are structured
Judging by what I’ve seen, the international budget IS indeed completely separate from the domestic budget. I work in the purchasing department, and I’ve seen everything that comes into the Mariners minor league teams, but have never seen ANYTHING related to the international (DSL, etc.) leagues
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I really have no idea obviously...
I’m just skeptical that an org wouldn’t transfer funds as needed to take advantage of an opportunity.
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
I'm assuming it's either not that easy
Or that configuration isn’t the most efficient allocation of resources
These organizations aren’t as stupid as to not take full advantage of every opportunity, trust me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
clerihews are where it's at
haiku is so 2009
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
does he get extra money?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think Carpenter is taking them all to In and Out Burger after the game.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Pink's
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
mmmm.... double double with cheese and animal style fries.
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by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Freese and Colby deep in discussion.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
DL Times sidebar
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Note Cards leadoff hitters Idea is to follow the Furcal lead. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
LaRue
Yadi you are not
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
boog is awesome
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
(I missed what Albert was doing with his runner. anyone see that?)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they were turning each other around.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
99.99!
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Truly nice to hear Vince Scully . . .lived in LA for a few years. Miss his calls. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
mmmmm. I love that play.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Huh?
6?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
it's a natural mistake
seeing as Boog is playing three and a half positions
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
bringin their A game
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Hrabosky hit on Jim Hayes' girlfriend or something?
They seem to really dislike each other
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
it's a schtick, schmitt
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Al has difficulty adjusting to time zone changes.
He’s grouchy.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
so I am told
Mark DeRosa has magically turned into Seth Blair.
and Joel Piñeiro has magically turned into Tyrell Jenkins.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I hope Seth comes with 2 healthy sheaths.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
They got:
-the best college bat in the draft
-the Pac-10 pitcher of the year
-a pitcher throwing 95 who hasn’t come close to filling out his frame.
Sounds divine.
did they miss anyone though?
i hated the draft, and it discombobulated me so much i was logging in to mlb.tv with the wrong password and cussing a storm – finally figured out i was using veb password.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't know how you can hate a draft 10 minutes after the fact
MAYBE the NBA draft works like that, but it’s silly to get worked up over the MLB draft
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
they didn't get one guy i wanted
one of allie or vettleson and i’d be pleased. both were possible, and then suddenly weren’t. hate is too strong, but disappointed. i guess cox has value even if not with us, a la walrus.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
what?
i left the other thread when somebody posted his name. another prediction, i guess. damn, well, that’s good news if we can still get him. would change my view of this thing immensely. spend the money, mo.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hmm, i wouldn't mind eibner that low either
if allie falls first.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Unless they drafted me with the first pick
Then I think the entire board would hate the draft except for me
by jd is legend on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently whoever booked that Eagles concert
seriously misread St. Louis’s hate for the Dixie Chicks.
is that unique to st. louis?
i think the promoters are dying on this one.
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
It could be that the Eagles
are a zombified version of a band that was never that great
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think that is the main problem
lack of sales can’t be blamed on the opening act. Busch is way too big of a stadium for that group.
although i always think of that great Seinfeld episode where Elaine’s boyfriend had Desperado as his song. Elaine wanted her own song and chose Witchy Women. Classic.
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
There aren't many stadium fillers that I'd like to go see out there
maybe if Kanye West did a stadium tour…
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
But there's nothing like
The Clash opening for The Who at Shea Stadium. That would be amazing.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
what's the score
mlb.tv not letting me log in – anyone else having this problem?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Nope... watching it right now
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
eh, fucksakes
knew it would get me at some point – never had a problem before though
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's weird hearing an announcer that actually give you good, relevant information
and is doing what he’s supposed to do
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
me too
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong camera FSNMW
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
did his bat break?
sounded like it.
by longhornscardinals on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
man i thought that was gone...
Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
That camera screw-up
just pissed my shit off.
CAMERA FAIL
Made it look like that was way out of there
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
the crowd was kind of nuts.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
...who saw the triplets?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ludwick hit one into deep right
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
skip not tall enough
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
we're really touring through the 06 team
here’s Belli.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, SO TAGUCHI*
(*i know where he is)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
just seeing him. it's a tour, not a recruiting drive.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wait
i got distracted, but Hawk just went through 2 1/3 more without giving up a run?
shocked
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
what did i do.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Everyone should check out the box score for the Memphis game tonight.
Tyler Greene, John Jay, Allen Craig, and Joe Mather tell Mo - “I’ll show you MoFo”
by Willie McGee's Twin on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
why can't we DFA Stav and Miles and have Greene and Craig on this team
seriously, does ANYONE think that makes this team anywhere REMOTELY CLOSE to worse?
it makes me sick.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Linky
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
13-0
in the bottom of the 5th ain’t bad.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
16-1 now, actually
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
descalso good game too so far
maybe he heard we took cox, who then promptly left his game injured
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
So I see our first three draft choices
and this clusterfuck of a lineup.
Re: the draft, everyone happy with the picks? I like what I’ve seen of Cox but what about the two RP’s?
Re: the lineup, we’re doing pretty okay so far. Yippee!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Okay? Okay?!
We’re losing. And you know what they say about losing?
You play. To win. The game!
Considering that the lineup
is in fact one of the worst ones possible with the players we have, 2-1 is okay.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Okay, that's true.
I’m sorry.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Dunno if I agree with that comp.
Uggla has more pop than it seems Cox does.
Maybe something similar to how Freese is hitting this year? Good line drive/contact bat, showing a little bit of power.
my thoughts too
perhaps i’m greedy, but it seems a universally viewed first rounder should have a higher ceiling
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't understand the thinking
Why do we need a low ceiling hitter who’ll move through our system fast? Don’t we want to build up some top prospects?
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
as an organization we don't have much positional depth a 3B
from a depth/value perspective it makes sense
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, he could be a 2B/3B which is a valuable combo
and he was probably the best guy available
blarg
With what was left
we should have gone with a higher ceiling high school arm.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
I'm reluctant to ever suggest a team draft for need in baseball
but I was happy to see a bat added to the prospect ranks, Daryl Jones falling off leaves that side of the rolls kind of bare.
vettleson a pretty good bat
he’s younger, but i think more talented. could have replaced the guy we lost in mateo.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so the pick Keith Law calls
“best of the night” at that point everyone is complaining about? I just don’t get it
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
i totally 100% completely agree
but it’s not undefendable
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
high school arm's tend to take to long, imo
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhh... no it's not
Have you seen the success % of high school pitchers?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It's not terrific
but then, I’d much rather draft higher ceiling players who could be superstars than low ceiling college bats.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Why?
If the mean is the same, so what? We need the bats in the system anyways
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
because I like greatness?
In any case, Castellanos has more power and Austin Wilson has more everything.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Do you also like shittiness?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Are you asking
if he’s interested in Jeff Suppan?
Suppan, Looper, Miles hey everybody the Gangs all Here!!!
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
Sorry, that came off snippy
Think of two players with the same mean. One of them has a lower variance (Zach Cox), one of them has a higher variance (Austin Wilson)… Ultimately, you expect them to have the same value. Wilson might have a higher chance of being a star, but also a higher chance of getting absolutely nothing out of him
Cox might not have as high of a chance of being a Jason Heyward-type star, but you’re also much, much more likely to recoup most of the value that you invested in him
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
but its booorrring
if you wanna look at it as statistical likelyhood and draft the safe picks all the time, you will end up with an average baseball team.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
i prefer younger college guys to HS players
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why you have to have a mix
If you draft the high risk/high reward guys all the time, there’s a good chance you won’t have any decent baseball team at all
It’s a good draft strategy to have guys like Zach Cox. He’s absolutely going to hit. It’s good to have that certainty
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Value is value.
You generally ‘do’ want to make extremely high upside picks on occasion, but only if your system can support it. Right now, our system is a little bit on the bare side, so stocking up on middle-to-high upside, and low downside players is the prudent call.
I think we have
plenty of guys with average upside. That’s not what makes a system rank highly.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Who the fuck cares if that makes a system rank highly?
Garcia and Freese were both low upside/safe guys
Look at them now
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
The point is
the reason our system is bare isn’t a lack of medium upside talent. It’s because we don’t have top talent. Freese and Garcia are exceptions to the rule as they are outperforming even their most generous projections.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Freese is pretty much the perfect example of how I like to build a system.
Medium-to-High upside, and lots of it. Worst case scenario, you get bench/AAAA system filler. Best case scenario, a guy pans out to be a solid starter, cheap.
Use the money saved on intelligent Free Agency moves, and you have strong year-to-year contender. It just seems to be the best value overall to me, rather than risking picks and cash on high upside/high risk guys.
Basically:
Yes. Luck.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Holliday was 7th rounder
So was JEd, I think we no where the greatest hitter of his generation was drafted
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
Yeah.
As I said, with a system full of intelligent medium-to-high upside guys, enough of them become cheap, cost-controlled, quality major leaguers that you have the cash to spend appropriately in free agency to supplement the cost-controlled above-average guys.
So it’s a blend of your investments panning out, and free agency. Prioritizing value over superstar potential gives you a better financial situation as a whole.
Not to mention trades like the ones that brought JED and
to a lesser extent Larry Walker
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
Not to mention the team has stars already
hopefully Waino/Jaime serves as a bridge to Waino/Miller/Jaime and Colby becomes a .900+ ops to Team with Lego and Mang to give the team a solid core of bats to build around
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
Yeah but Miller has star potential
and you are talking about a team that won a world series with so pretty middle of the road guys on the mound
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
would it have cost more to sign vettleson
than cox, or to sign allie?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we just missed the kid
probably better than mateo and far cheaper. somebody got a good one – was it the rays or red sox?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i think you probably think much higher of him than most
but the Rays grabbed him
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
ah, ok
figured they would have a good draft.
i know rb liked him with our 46th, but i didn’t figure him to get there. i’m with friedman on this kid. i think he was pretty highly regarded, in the colby range.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how the hell do high upside kids
just keep falling in tampa’s lap?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
because they pick that way
while others take some safer picks
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you can offer what you want
might be frowned on by bud, but so what.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
isn't Jenkins a High Upside HS pitcher?
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Assuming he picks baseball. He is committed to play QB at Baylor.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
But that's Baylor...
we’re the Cardinals.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
that's not the only way
the cardinals took miller last year, jenkins this year, and just made a $1.5 million all-upside international signing. You also have to build depth and breadth, and high school arms (with their poor success rate) don’t do much for that.
The international signing is key here
He is basically a high school pitcher, call him the overall 1 pick and then look at the four together and it changes somewhat.
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
The age thing is going to be fun to watch
Was he 16 last year? is he 18 this year? 19? How the heck old is he?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
The STL media can't even agree.
So I don’t know how the Cardinals know.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope he clears MLB investigation.
I’d be sooo happy to have him in the farm system.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
but considering the fact that this draft was much stronger on high school arms
That’s where I’d go to get the best player. I did like the Matias signing (not that I know a whole hell of a lot about him) but I’m always for signing the best player available.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
as am I
but there are people who know considerably more than I do who think Cox was the best player available, or one of them. I haven’t yet seen it labeled an overdraft, at least.
Yeah.
I heard that Keith Law is crazy about Cox.
Heh heh heh.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/6/7/1506457/game-58-open-thread-cardinals-at#
if he isn’t talking about Cox he is thinking about Cox
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
can't put links in titles
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/6/7/1506457/game-58-open-thread-cardinals-at#
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
It wasn't an overdraft
It just wasn’t the high ceiling potential star kind of pick I was looking for.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Who was on the board that you would've liked more?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
vettleson, allie, and the minny catcher for me
think they all went in the supp, but vettleson may have been end of first
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I dunno.
I think he’s the closest thing to a high impact bat, while still being a strong system pick that we were going to get, that far down. he could have gone 6th-7th, and we snagged him where we did.
I like the pick.
why did he fall?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you're sure?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yeah
Draft eligible sophomore
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i know that
but i’d think he’s pretty keen to sign. who says he was a signability issue?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He is a draft eligible sophomore
he was picked something like 20th out of high school but went to college, could take his chances a couple more times even
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
so he fell further than high school
or 20th was the round?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
only problem is that he injured himself today
so that is kind like a wet blanket on the draft
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
no, but still not good
and also a damper on the draft even if not a big one
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
what happens when
A Hawk runs out of gas?
The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.
by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Only if Suppan answers his phone
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
forgot that
But I am not a fan of the Hawk
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i really thought he was going to be part of a trade after this game
but that is falling apart real fast
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Anyone think he should have been sent down BEFORE this game. . ?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
out of options...
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
guess he might just have to fall down the stairs
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, unless tony pulls a VERY un-tony like move...
we’re stuck with him for the year.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
they tossed boyer without much regret
last year. I think tony/mo would pull the trigger if they thought Hawksworth didn’t have it.
fair enough.
i don’t think he has it now. but maybe i’m missing something.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i bet he could too
doesn’t mean tony et al will take the risk/actively want to see if he can.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
He still has a pretty good arm that plays okay in the bullpen. Our ’pen has just been so good that we overlook that fact. A team like Arizona, or maybe even the Cubs would snap him up in a heartbeat.
ah i forgot about arizona
with a bullpen like that all bets are off
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
my thought also
would not make it through waivers
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear GOB,
I’m sorry for tempting you, please forgive me.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
so it was you!
they don’t forgive
they just laugh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no, it was me
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
KILL ME NOW.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
second time hawk just couldn't quite get a pop in the air
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Joe Torre 1 - Genius fail.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
huh
stupid bunt
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmmm...
Should have went after Belliard and traded the flyout for the run now we are in the same position and still only one out.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Torre and Larussa....Dumb and dumber tonight.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Dear GOB.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Not me!
It’s 8:16PM here.
Starting Hawk was fucking stupid. At least we have Carp and ADAM going the next two games.
by mattisnotfrench on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
well, it's 10:20.
if it’s not a 2 run game by 11-11:15 i’ll go to bed.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm going to go watch some west wing, season three.
night guys. this sucked. go cardinals.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
well poop
the wheels seem to be falling off.
Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
. . .and now the bad news, Miles warming up
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I blame Miles.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
It's Furcal against the Cardinals...
If it isn’t falling in for a hit, something is very, very wrong.
should gave Belliard a fastball damn it...
3-1 nobody on and 2 out as long as he flies out.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
now it's 6-1 because Tony had to try and be cute and Hawk is done.
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
I am really curious what the Cards are going to get from the A's next year for Zach Cox
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
As long as it isn't an Ace Veteran Lefty Starter I'll be happy
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
haha
I was trying to make a Mulder joke…oh well
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
or an overrated outfielder*
*slight sarcasm
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Dallas Braden? Brett Anderson?
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
sigh. another brett wallace comment.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Barton, Wallace, the history is there
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
I give up trying to predict anything...
These two seemed guaranteed to hit the crap out of the ball…
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
i'll bet wallace will
he’s gotta be bored and frustrated as the jays try to get rid of overbay
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
exactly...
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Still the history of top slugger going to A's is there
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Daric Barton after we trade Pujols for a boatload of pitching prospects!!
It will all come full circle…
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
Do we have anyone warming up?
Pleeze
The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.
by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Not prepared to throw 50+ pitches
One inning too much for Hawksworth
The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.
by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
no surprise there
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
we can give him a win
but only compared to dumbo sabean. no way should mo have considered signing dero. we can give him a win too then for not signing any number of players.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think Mo has a special talent for letting...
guys walk.
Holliday notwithstanding…
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
ok offense
show ’em what you can do
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
well
we all know they can do better than that
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
randy winn.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So it sure was nice for Tony to let a fan start the game tonight
Wait, Hawksworth is an actual pitcher?
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
I remember when
The Hawk Signal worked like magic for a long time.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Did I mention I really hated the walk to Belliard?
It was over after that…
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
Elated
I just turned on the tv to the ESPN channel, and lo and behold, the Cards game is being shown in beautiful downtown Kathmandu! My first game of the year. I am going to have to pay more attention to the games that are being nationally televised, and to this ESPN channel, which is usually showing anything but baseball. Dejected to see the 4th inning scoring however. Batters, please get to their rookie.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Mather, Craig, Jay, and Greene
Can we have them back…we are missing some of our youthful mojo
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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They're making their case
down in Memphis.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Miles and Winn
Are making their case with the big club
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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Miles and Winn
Are making their case with the big club
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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Winn and Miles
They wouldn’t make it
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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LaRue can go away too
Every time he catches we give up tons of runs
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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd rather Miles make his case to be released...somewhere else.
And Greene hit his dingers and play stellar Defense…with the big club.
Grit has some direct relation to age,
so it makes sense.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Aaaand he steals.
Even more grit!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Tony nods.
Makes note in book ‘VERY GRITTY’.
Has Mo sign him to 5 year contract to replace Luddy in right.
winnwalk
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
winnwheels?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
wow
vin scully makes our offense sound amazing
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Vin Scully makes anything sound amazing.
I wish I could listen to him instead of Dan and Al.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
didn't realize we were among the leaders in hits and walks
and 6th in hrs
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Our bench is composed of two injured guys...
two gritty guys, and our starting catcher. Is this right?
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
/Garcia sprains ankle rounding third base.
/Waino takes fastball off the fingers trying to bunt.
I’m all for utilizing the bench…but I really don’t like using starting pitchers in situations at bat/in the field unless they’re actually pitching.
I don't even recognize LaRue
Did Jim Joyce ruin the Fu Manchu for everyone?
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
you gotta be shitting me
that would happen.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me?
God I hate this team sometimes.
by mattisnotfrench on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
It's the idiot backup catcher...
who swings at the first pitch after two straight walks.
That’s not “the team.”
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
WTF NO LARUEMANCHU its sapping his power
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
"If that play had turned out
completely differently, it would have been good. But it didn’t."—Al.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
This is the first time I’ve heard that new whatever the fuck 6 is a serious number song. Holy balls.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Its amazing that its your first time hearing it.
Its an embarassment to Cardinals fans, country fans, and white people in general.
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I was in France for the last 7 months.
The rap was cheesy and awful but at least it was kind of amusing. That had no redeeming qualities at all.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I only say its amazing that its your first time because everytime it comes on
someone in STL commits suicide.
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Thats for showing us that horrible On The Run - Country Version commercial
during a 6-1 LAD lead…
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Peej
Can you please throw strikes that stay in the park?
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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
peej is a starter
so why did tlr need to leave hawk in there for 4, when dd had him down for 3,
or even start him a la al
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
we are third in the NL in BABIP
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
the Clutch stat gives us a -1.31 though
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
which is 6th worst in the NL
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
This game.
Regressing us to the mean.
To be fair, better offenses hit more line drives, which have higher BABIP rates. You can’t really look ‘that’ much into team BABIP, I don’t think.
true
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh no he didn't.
Dan, take THAT back.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
manny
i like how he has a bat on his shoulder in his gameday pic. very ridiculous.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Pajamas.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
dan stop. stop. stop stop.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Al's succumbing to the stupidity.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
If Suppan promises not to pitch,
and not to be paid, then we can sign him.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i seriously flinched when you asked if we should consider signing Suppan
Dude would need to pay us money to play
by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no suppan, no no no no no
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
our plate discipline sucks as a team overall
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
but we are still among the best in the league in offense
we could be a beast of an offense
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Mo,
please find us a 5th starter who can eat innings and also give us a chance to win.
Sincerely,
Cardinal Nation
P.S.- stay away from the Soup special.
godspeed, Penny
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
DEREC
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of DER....
DeRosa isn’t performing for the Giants either, maybe they’d be open to a trade!
Hell, will Mulder come back?
While we’re at it, someone find Eli Marrerro.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
nice to see boggs deciding to suck tonight as well.
i guess tonight’s as good a night as any.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
oh...wow
i fail. just epic, epic fail. could have sworn dan said something about boggs coming in.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Larue sucks
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
scully talking about larue's bad habits
it’s so obvious
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Oh, hey, it's Belliard.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
should have thrown him a fastball damn it!
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
gliders? balloons? confetti?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If Skip was playing where Belliard used to,
Belliard would’ve been out.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
they are either getting really lucky or they are very skilled at BABIP
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
they sacrificed their 1st pick to the GOB
no way they sign him
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
who'd they take?
i know it was somebody saves them money this year because they probably won’t, which could be purposeful on their part, but who was it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Jaime requests audience with Valenzuela
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If the Dodgers are gonna score this series, I prefer they get it all out of their system tonight.
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
can we please somehow find the Dave Duncan of batting coaches?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
How has McGwire done this season?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Cards plate discipline still sucks
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't we one of the leaders in walks?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It's a case of...
‘you remember the bad swings’. We have better plate discipline than most teams, just when guys hack, it sticks in our craw, so to speak.
yeah
that’s true. but in other areas our plate discipline sucks
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.fangraphs.com/teams.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=nl&type=5&season=2010&month=0
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Just have Carp be the batting coach.
Sure, he can’t hit for shit, but he can just luggage the rest until they do.
that works
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
7-1 lead and Torre is stealing bases.
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I would too
no lead is too big in baseball
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
This one is.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
would be hard but not impossible
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Dear babby kittens.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
PJ Walters will soon be calling Memphis home again
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
remember
when people thought walters was gonna be an effective pitcher for the cardinals because he had a good start in AAA?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I was always optimistic for PJ
but a right handed control pitcher not named Maddux is not going to last a long time in MLB
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
seriously? blake fucking dewitt?
this is “lol” at this point. one of the best teams in the league and should hypothetically be a good series and tony gives the first game away. just piss poor managing. i’m disgusted.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
bump ottavino on saturday and throw him tonight
how hard would that have been?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oh brother
because throwing him one day early ON NORMAL REST really would have hurt him that much.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
you're pretty fired up aren't you?
i dunno, i think limiting innings for any of the starters in early june is good
don’t let me get in the way of you freaking out, though
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
i'm not freaking out
i just think people are a going a little too baby on jaime. if he’s going to get hurt, chances are he’ll get hurt whether he throws 200 innings or if he throws 180 innings.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Why risk it, especially since we'll need him come playoffs?
I’d rather keep his inning total under 180, honestly.
when we had penny and lohse in the rotation, it wasn't worth risking.
now? i’ll take less nights like this, thank you.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh.
To each their own, I suppose. I just take a longer view towards it, rather than a game-to-game one. This isn’t football, where every game is a proportionally large part of the overall record. ‘The good of the team’ is a cliche, to be sure, but in baseball, it rings a bit true. Doing what you can to keep guys fresh and healthy, not only for the long season, but the playoffs, is worth a few games like this.
What if instead of every ball we hit being caught, and every bloop by the dodgers falling in, things evened out, and we squeaked out a 7-6 win? Baseball happens, luck happens, and nights like tonight are a necessity, unfortunately.
i agree that they're a necessity sometimes.
but nights like this should be avoided at all costs, and tony had a chance to avoid tonight and he didn’t.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
it wouldn't have mattered if the offense only scores 1 run
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
the offense is going to stop trying now.
i can reasonably assume more than one run would have been scored.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't believe in that rationale
sorry
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
that happens though
in every sport. call it taking the steam out or whatever, but you can’t dispute that it is what happens.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't dispute that it happens
but I don’t think the effect is that great. might have scored one more, might not have.
hey look, Luddy just jacked a dong!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
You can't, really.
BABIP happens. 19 balls in play, 1 falls in for a hit. It could have very well been 5-6 hits strung together, a few of their hits don’t fall in, and it’s a ballgame. I’m not going to chastise Tony for the decision to limit innings, just because things didn’t work out this time.
people don't like to admit baseball is that much left to chance
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Heh. Tell me about it.
“He’s a great pitcher! He walked 15 batters, sure, but only gave up one hit, and by some lucky fluke, didn’t give up many runs! Nevermind the fact that he doesn’t strike anyone out, all those balls going right to fielders are totally controllable by him!”
luck and chance happen
but the best defense against them hurting you are skill and talent.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
which is not based on team morale for the other team's offense
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
no idea what that means
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'll just end this conversation before i respond again.
before damage is don.e
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Luddy double dong
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
chill out
Penny should be back pretty soon
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm not being reactionary.
i was calling this crap this morning, so the fact that it’s happening now doesn’t make me reactionary.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
one. run.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, that's how many runs the cardinals have scored.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
two.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
if they didn't have 10 we might well have more
but they have 10!! of course, they could have gotten lucky and got that off carp too, so you really have no argument. heh heh heh
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Because extending him a little bit throughout the season
is how we limit his innings, without vastly reducing his workload. It’s a long season, you’re going to have games like this that, while not entirely throwing away, you accept that you have less than a normal chance to win.
by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Over, meet reaction.
What would you have him do instead? We don’t exactly have a stable of capable starting-quality arms. When Penny is back, we have more leeway with the last spot in the rotation, but when we need to plug multiple gaps, it leads to nights like this.
my point is
we didn’t need a fifth starter tonight.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not a bad idea to use one tonight.
Limiting innings is limiting innings. I’d rather keep to a 5 pitcher rotation than skip starts for Jaime or Carp. Wainright is a horse, but we’ll need him to be one for the years to come.
well now they know not to start hawk or pj anymore
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
i think they already knew that before tonite
this was a throwaway game, and probably a few scouts in the stands – hope for the best.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that is what this is
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
really?
i mean, both hawksworth and walters have sucked, and rasmus and freese are hurt. i guess you could argue molina should be there, but he needed a rest as well.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
chitown
remember that score you picked on the simulator, 11-1? you might win the dodgers pool.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah
I was just thinking that
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
'Here, Dodgers, I have a great team.
I’ll pick my shittiest lineup for you.’
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
well, Suppan is looking pretty good right now...
Honestly though, If Penny can’t get back soon, I may rather have Suppan than Walters. Just being honest. At least he’d be cheap and wouldn’t need time in the minors like other FA options.
I know this was a joke but
it almost made me cry.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Yay subject line.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
flag'd
offensive
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheap? Only if Milwaukee is willing to eat contract.
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
They already did
they released him, they eat it anyone who signs him signs him for league min…I think Suppan is worth the flier
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
I was not aware of this news...
I guess it wouldn’t be frontline material
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Sorry, I did not get the memo
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
He was released.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
It's going to take awhile before they'd be MLB ready is the problem.
They’d need more than a month in EST and the minors. By then, Lohse could be close to being ready to come back (as slim a chance as it may be). They need to bring someone in now, either by trade or someone who was DFA’ed or released.
smoltz will never pitch again
and pedro leans more that way every day.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
100% at the top of the 6th
that’s rough
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Dodgerdog Blues
Les Cardinals paraissent le très mauvais ce soir. Ils sont distraits, indifférents et drôles.
BAfuckingBIP
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Ryan has no freaking luck
that ball was hammered
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
goddamn
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Albert!
Give me a meaningless home run!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
tack one on to the total!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
On the bright side:
This game’s made me realize we haven’t been blown out very often this year!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
true
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Thnx for cheering my overreacting ass up
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy Shit!
I was happy to have a moment to watch a game and it’s 10-1! WTF! And as I tune in f u ethier, Boog can’t buy a hit
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
nobody can tonight
except that solo luddy shot
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
albert, stop swinging at that crap
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Holliday!
Give me a meaningless foul out!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
meaningless ground out will do.
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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I'm done with jinxes,
with reverse jinxes, with reverse double jinxes.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Spants.
Your phone just had the weirdest commercial.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
It was butterflies with really oversized
human heads and they were head-butting the phone to make it do things. So, I think so.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I don't know why phone manufacturers/carriers have to make their commercials
so damn creepy. Show me what the phone does, tell me why I want it…don’t try to creep me out. Those Pre commercials were awful.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
That was a Radio Shack commercial for Father's Day.
Which makes it a little weirder, really.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
What do butterflies with heads...
never mind.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I with you,
I’m just sayin’ it wasn’t the phone maker.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't catch that on tv.
Thanks!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
that pre ad campaign...
I don’t think any ad campaign in recent memory can be more directly tied to its company’s financial ruin.
No kidding.
I was all, hey cool phone Palm! And then they ran out a creepy redhead with no melanin in the middle of a field with her back to the camera and a sinister grin on her face shudder
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
so streaky
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
3 walks, 0 strike outs in 6 innings.
2 hits. Baseball is a funny thing, sometimes.
square the ball up better and that helps BABIP
BABIP might be some luck, but squaring the ball up is decidedly a skill.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
We've hit 20% line drives this game.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
we should against a AAA pitcher
but i don’t like the LD% too much unless i see them – little flairs to infielders and such are not liners to me.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
We're getting blown out in LA so I feel this is a good time to post this
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
SBN'd?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
ok never mind
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
I'd say it's possible to be a fan for a couple teams.
To differing levels of fandom. I’m obviously a Cards fan first and foremost, but I also follow the Giants, and to a lesser extent, the OriolesNationals.
Thing is...I've known him for a long time.
And until tonight I never knew anything about the Dodgers being his #1 team.
by jackhammerslam on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYxLd8O9lA
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYxLd8O9lA
FTFY
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
McGwire bashing the keyboard...I forgot about that.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
10-1, eh?
remember last year, when we played L.A. so tough in the regular season that everybody wanted to face them instead of Philly in the playoffs? Yeah.
Goud day fellouw VEBers, the time has come for me to drink off this terrible terrible game.
bleh…
mmmmm…. scotch….
friend me on facebook y'all
holy shit
I get back from softball and this is what I’m greeted with? Looks like it’s back to AAA for Walters, back to the bullpen for Hawksworth, and into the rotation for Suppan
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
you're greeted with this too
at least it’s a start :P
You are now blinking manually o.O
by hr on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
STUDWICK
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
how many dingers has Luddy now?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
AIRWICK
img src=“https://www.giftlandofficemax.com/images/air%20wick%202%20in%201%20sparkling%20citrus.jpg”/
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
God, I suck at this
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Oops, sorry.
=)
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
subject line
/lol
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
You're having a bit of trouble.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i like the 2-in-1 touch.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOMBOOMWICK
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
so Tyrell Jenkins new baby bird or Chappelle Shoe character?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
crackhead?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Tyrone*
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
(is the character I thought)
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
every rfl home run has meaning
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah... means he'll cost more next year
Good for him, I suppose.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
if he's a cardinal next year, I will do a back flip
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
it would mean holliday in the two
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
nobodycaresaboutmyfantasyteamthathejusthelpedwick
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
ditto
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought dan had escaped, for a bit there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't really think Hawk was 'that' bad tonight.
I don’t like the 3 walks, but he generally kept the ball down, struck out 5 in 4 innings, and just was hurt by balls finding holes.
more randomness
Schu got a hit!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
haha
yes!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
So 26 years after Springsteen picks Courtney Cox the Cards pick Zack Cox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
You are reaching here...
but regardless, thats a very young short-haired Courtney Cox in that video…
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
This could get semi-kind-of
interesting here.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
If you take two pitches in the same place,
and they’re balls, don’t swing at a 3rd pitch in the same place and ground out.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
just think if we had a back up catcher that could actually hit a little
the game might have been different. but probably not.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Larue still sucks
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
little red riding peej.....
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
maybe that guy with a y in his first name?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I was just thinking, what's the point of having a backup catcher
if he can’t hit, he isn’t anything special defensively, and TLR doesn’t trust him enough to play him at all often enough (thus forcing him to never give Yadi enough rest)?
Surely we have someone promising lurking in the minors?
blarg
yeah
if Larue was at least more consistent defensively it would make sense. but he’s not that great. and he SUCKS at hitting. so wtf
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
eh, I can't blame this one on him
it’s more “because backup catcher and managers.” managers like backup catchers that aren’t good at any one thing, for some reason.
Mainly because if they were good they wouldn't
be backups. But point taken.
Backup catchers just suck and I can deal with that. Larue is kind of a lovable ruffian anyways, or he was with the porn-stache.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i am against stachelessness.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Maybe Larue is being groomed...for management
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
if there's one thing Jason LaRue is not
it’s groomed
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I just worry because it seems like TLR has no faith in LaRue and is thus overusing Yadi.
So I’d like to switch to someone else, even if it must be someone replacement-level.
blarg
yeppers
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Ouch.
Miller’s left hand is tattooed.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
he's cherokee indian
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
How is that relevant?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
what's the tattoo?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yay
walters just batted! and k’d!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
Cool I think the Phillies 1st rounder is a distant cousin
His name is Jesse Biddle from German Town PA my great great grandfather name was Thomas Biddle he fought for the 6th Pennsylvania Regiment in the Civil War
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students
they're talking about avocados.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the cardinals better stop scoring runs.
i could be tempted to continue staying up.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Felipe!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Lopex magic!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Don't bunt Brendan.
Don’t do it.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Guys there's still hope.
Dreamweaver is warming up.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
haha. Lopex steals. because he badass.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
thank god the ball was in the dirt
took him forever to get there
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he used the force
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Tatoo Vader?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Or Darth Tatoo?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
tatooine
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ha!
yes
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
he's like a cross between han solo and luke skywalker
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
his dad is vader, and he’s a mercenary for hire type
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
1st in coming from behind to save the starting pitcher fom a loss
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
so says vin scully
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
This Boog batting second experiment needs to end.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
it's not an experiment
it’s due to injury.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Fuck!
But hey, were trying!
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
only down by serious
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
please no more boog in 2 spot
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
tell freese and razzums to get better fast!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone tells TLR that you should have one of your best, if not your best, hitters in the 2 slot.
Tony’s reaction:
But…that doesn’t make sense. You don’t get many RBI’s from that spot. You need a gritty guy there that can put the ball on the ground and move guys over.
I thought Tony was a big bat 2 spot guy?
But not the last 2 games and yeah BRyan’s glove does not help him hit 2nd, which he should not do
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, he usually has a decent guy in the 2 spot...but more because it's in front of Albert
than because of any correct logic.
I wanna honge rung
He wanz ang out
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
oh good. nick stavinoha.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Holliday sits so that Stav can play
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
With the lineup we trotted out
The game should have started like this, with someone else at 1st as well
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yup
should have sat all the regulars as much as possible
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
All right.
TLR’s given up, so have I. I think I’m out now, guys.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
PJ is eating the innings
rather unceremoniously
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Peej the innings eater.
I bet if you gave him 100 starts, he’d never have one where he lasted more than 5 innings
pj=pk?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
boog almost had that
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
why does hitting the screen in foul territory count as a home run
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
oh
whoops, thought it was in left
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
let's just forget about it
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Two reasons
1) it’s in fare territory, ur backwards and
2) that doesn’t matter because it’s part of the foul pole just like the flagpole is part of the field in Houston therefor not a homerun and a lot of scoreboards over the yellow line are part of the stands therefor a homerun
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol
stav infection
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
stav made holliday's play last year look good
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
We're just two grand slams away from winning! Get Tatis up there!
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=3297525
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
LOL @ Stav
hahahah!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
Shades of Jason Marquis.
I never wanted to remember that…
by mattisnotfrench on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ STAV
SNIPERS! LOOKOUT! SNIPERS IN THE STADIUM!
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
why is that so funny
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, peej. You poor bastard.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
little red riding peej
thrown to the wolves again
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I want to see that as a blooper reel
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I like how Al tries to make it sound like Nick missed that because he's in LF
rather than RF. There’s your 25th roster spot at work people.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
I think he must be a mad lurker or something
or he just knew he had to pop up once Miles came back
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
how mayu guys are occupying the 25th spot now?
stav, miles, winn and walters?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I'd say stav, miles and winn
all have a hold on that 25th spot. Winn I think is the most defensible choice of those three.
Walters and Hawksworth have to be at the bottom of the pitching pile. The sheen has worn of Hawk and Walters was never good enough for the bigs.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
he keeps tearing it up trying to catch pop bunts on diving plays
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
he's done it at least twice since he came back
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
wow
hawk and peej are getting ROCKED tonight. thought that one was going to go out
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Where's Chan Ho Park when you need him?
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Happy draft day everyone. I'm calling it a night.
2010: The Draft of Cox
Think; It's not illegal yet.
2010: A Cox Oddyssey
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
2010: Year of the Cox
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
weiner!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
dgoold
Get this: #Cardinals picks Cox and Blair were teammates on … wait for it … a Cape Cod team. #stlcards about 1 hour ago via web
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
makes scouting them easier i guess
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how the hell did belliard not get knocked on his ass
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
Why was Holliday taken out?
I am not paying attention to this crap fest of a game.
Rest? Suckness at plate?
I want the Walrus back...
tony resting him I guess
or punishing him for not making runs happen. who knows
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
raise stavs trade value
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
And Stav sees three pitches for that K
way to work the count Stav…you ran out of strikes!
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
good god he sucks bad
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. He is a joke
A joke about a girl in a wheelchair whose complaining about the size of her prom dress.
Not funny, cruel and not worth having in a 25-man roster
I want the Walrus back...
somehow I knew he was going to be a problem since he first came up
now he won’t go away. like some kind of bad infection
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright guys....I'm here.
Let’s set up a comeback.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
I'm going to invoke clause one of your signature.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Um???
This was non-sarcastic.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
I'm still invoking it.
; )
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
You summummabitch!
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
jack another dongwick
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
well if fang got his way
I wonder how many runs Ottavino would have allowed tonight
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
2, 3
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'd say 5
we’d probably get 5 runs… so it would have went into extras and decimated our bullpen
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
tlr is that good
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting twist on a Ashley Madison
commercial there. Don’t cheat guys! Also, Scientology!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
want
http://www.midwesthsr.org/ORDSTL220/
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
yes
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh hell yeah! That'd cut my transit to STL by 3 hours...
…I’d just drive 2 hours up to chicago and hop a 2 hours train instead of driving 7 hours
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
I would be going to Cards games 5 times a season
instead of just once or less
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
That kid is my new hero
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I like the kid who took a pujols home run to the chest
he’s already a man
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Al did you just say that PJ minimized the damage by giving up 6 ER?
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
The warning track is getting a work-out
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
they should go out there and rake it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Who else thinks we should pick up Suppan?
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
just kidding
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Dannonal
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
3-6-1, baby
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
Albert I'd a DP maching today
“I no a maching, I jus Alber”
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
*is
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
winndouble
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hopefully he is not too winnded
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
These Winn puns are full of winn.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
unbelievably, the EVO live-updates comments.mm
But it has no keyboard, so i can’t mark comments as read without leaving thread.
Regression, bitches.
d'oh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Now I’m jealous.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
this is the first useful purpose since emulating SNES games
for touchscreen phones with built-in keyboards. I’m looking for a touch slider with huge Z and Shift+A buttons.
OT: Anyone seen this?!
….I need a towel.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
mmmmmmmmmm.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
That looked like something off of GT4.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 8, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions
fuck you, blake
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
impressive snag is impressive.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
if Larue could actually hit the ball harder than that
maybe it wouldn’t have been caught. or maybe I was talking about Hawksworth. not sure.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
wait, isn't cox being compared to dewitt?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I dunno
but it sounds like we got a steal in the 25th round, no? pretty lucky considering it happened with wallace too
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
L. O. L.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
well
just meant that it was a surprise that both were still available during our picks in the respective drafts.
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Miles PH?
PLEASE MAKE IT AN OUT.
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
Aaron Miles.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
Miles you hit the crap out of that one.
So hopefully the Dodgers got all of the good plays and runs out of their system tonigth and Carpenter and the real Cardinals show up tomorrow.
Player of the Game:
Ryan F. Ludwick
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I think this is Tony's thinking for this game
Rasmus & Freese are banged up, Molina needs a day off, the rotation is banged up, and we have Carp & Waino going in the 2nd & 3rd game, so we have a good chance to take those 2 games. Bullpen didn’t have to pitch a bunch of innings, etc.
how many dingers does he have now?
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
sweet
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
approaching .900
mwuhuhuhuhuh!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh hey, its NFL Live on ESPN.
awesome.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
midnight.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
careful
that beer is going to pour out
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
that's why
it’s FTL.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Explain this...please.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
that would be too difficult
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Briefly?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
no cats til after midnight. lamprey is kryptonite to diamondbacks. red blazer. upside down = loss.
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
that's the one.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wow, okay, so I believe you now
because that made no sense. Oh well. Such is VEB. I’ve been gone way too long.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
the book would have several chapters
at least.
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
but seriously
Carp nearly killed someone.
they drew blood and everything. you shouldn’t miss that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What thread did this originate in?
Also, Carp almost killed someone?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
best game thread of 2010 so far
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm willing to read it, then.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
well, there was the part where Skippy made a prison buddy and Boog resorted to a man thong.
but that was a losing game, so we were a little glum.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
^a different game, I mean.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
CFIC was confused
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Y2S
link it
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
can't
because I’m almost sure Carp’s blood is in a separate post. they didn’t produce the gif till later.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
someone has got to do a best game threads of the season post for us to vote on...
after a while
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd have liked to do that for 2009
this year has had a lot of depressing spots so far.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Never too late.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
you could still do a 2009 retrospective
I’m sure there will still be some good ones for 2010. 2008 also had some gems btw
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yes. that was the unfinished poem.
i got hellishly busy during the winter, and then sbn was just a *, over and over.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I like to vote on things like that
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
'moments' might work better for 2010
like Barden trying to run on Yadi.
…uh, every single one of Ludwick’s catches.
Yadi tagging two Pirates in one go.
every time Skip wore the socks up.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'd rather vote on gamethreads
but that’s just me
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
oh man the Prince Fielder thing
that gif cracks me up
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just the game thread would be fine,
I can find it myself if I know around when it was…
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
The series was 4/19 - 21
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm almost sure d-dee made the Carp gif.
actually…. searching her name and “gif” will probably get you up to a nice best-of, despite some missing pieces.
like Joey Slides.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I thought it was someone else
but can’t remember for sure
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
there were a number of gifs
I’m sure the Carp’s blood was hers, though — she’s the big Carp fan.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
probably
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
slap me with an eel cat
I was wrong
it was purple_haze’s
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1807/carpdoesntgiveafuckfina.gif
really huge file.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no, the actual scene. animated gif.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
then you must modify your lightsaber
the force is not strong enough with you
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
CDGAFAYNBRPA.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I dunno
I think the best GT so far for this year is probably one of the recent blowouts we won against either Cincy or the Cubs….
the Padres
when Boog broke out. and the handshake dance.
oh, I almost forgot… that sweltering game on Saturday, they flashed Wainwright’s handshake rituals with the team on the scoreboard. not Santana-elaborate, but well practiced.
then after the walk-off (careful) pounding, Boog and Colby did their usual cheek thing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he does not give a fuck
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, about that....
any acronyms beginning with CDGAF = Carp Doesn’t Give a Fuck (About - )
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you're not missing anything
repeated alterations made to a single picture of a shaved cat. Bad photoshop jobs piled on top of each other. It’s got an eel over its face from that weird D-Bax series. Blah. Whatever.
ruling: not gritty enough.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
memesplanation
once upon a time
the Snakepit came over to eel-bomb us during the Arizona series. they were very cordial, and wished to bestow their jinxing eels on us.
we beat them. Carp also nearly killed someone. and then we beat them some more. they also accidentally eel-bombed themselves.
in the spirit of goodwill and late nights, several VEBers embellished the “no cats till after midnight” trope with eel faces. this is the latest product — an eelcat. specifically for a night of fail.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
eelcat.
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Hawksworth/Walters
yay
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Their lines are eerirly identical - one bad the other worse. Interchangable parts on a wheeless vehicle.
Question who goes to Memphis first?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
On the bright side, it was a pretty quick 12-4 game
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
Well, good night all
Here’s to hoping the Cardinals actually build a decent lineup tomorrow to backup our ace. No Stav, No Miles, No crap
I want the Walrus back...
Wow ESPN, so the Dodgers beat the shit out of our AAA starters
and you go and exploit it by making it THE VERY FIRST HIGHLIGHTS YOU PLAY?!?!
I hope the Cardinals beat the Dodgers tomorrow 12-4. I guarantee we are the last highlight on the show.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Why do we go to Arizona twice, but they never come to STL?
Am I reading the schedule correctly? That seems odd.
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
because st. louis now has lampreys
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
The muddy Mississip has had eels for a long time.
I’ve pulled a couple of those nasty bastards out of the river.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
while fishing with my dad and grandpa
we had a few fish that had eels attached to them. but did not see any lampreys. well, I guess eels in general scare the diamondbacks.
I'll leave this to Lao Tzu
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I must have missed the lamprey bit.
I just thought it was eels in general.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I just started saying lampreys because most of the pics were of lampreys
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we both know waaaay too much about this.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
you can never have too much information
in my book
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure my knowledge of Snakepit's use of menacing water fauna
is overwriting the part of my brain that once stored high-school algebra.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
ce la vie
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Here's some more information (you said you can never have too much information!)
It’s actually “c’est la vie” IIRC
c'est la vie
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
repeat after me...
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i thought they were morays.
lampreys don’t have jaws.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
meh
whatevs lol
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
hinged jaws are srs bznz.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
technically
Petromyzontidae =/= Anguilliformes
lampreys are not true fish.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
D-Backs here 6/28 - 30
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
remember to put eels in their dugout before the game
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Seth Blair is now a Cardinal
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions
As in, signed?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Derosa compensation
sorry, just picked him
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
As a bonus, the Cards view Blair as a signable player. While they expect that Cox and No. 50 selection Tyrell Jenkins could provide challenges in negotiations, they are confident that a deal with Blair could get done more quickly.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
apparently they are all ready for the man stew.
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/jun/07/cardinals-top-two-draft-choices-will-face-each-oth/
"Zach Cox is a great player," Blair said in a conference call. "I got to see his skills and and he also is a great kid. He made a lot of great plays for me last summer and knocked in a lot of runs for me. He’s got every tool in the book."
Cox also was happy to know that he could have a chance to play with Blair again as well.
"He was one of the hardest working guys on the team," Cox said.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
“I saw Blair this summer [in the Cape Cod League],” said Jeff Luhnow, the Cardinals’ vice president of scouting and player development. “He was a good pitcher. I went back again and saw him in May, and he’s a better pitcher. … We sat on him pretty good this year and feel like he’s on a trajectory to continue to improve. He’s got tremendous breaking stuff. And his fastball has gone from an average of 90-91 [mph], which I saw at the Cape, to now we’re talking he touches mid-90s and sometimes upper 90s. So that’s exciting, to get an arm like that.”
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice good day to recall - promising draft and an hour's meeting with a recent Miss Thailand.
Takes the sting off the game
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
heh heh heh
sounds good.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I bet she's really hot
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
of course, but what's her hourly rate is the question
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

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