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Game 58 Open Thread: Cardinals at Dodgers

St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers, Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT


Back in 2003, when there was no better prospect than Blake Hawksworth, none of us could wait for the day when he'd finally start in the Major Leagues. Dodgers pitcher Monasterios gives him a run for his awesome name money. 

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manginot?

or would that be the mang on defense?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

so confusing where i am supposed to be

figure cant go wrong with danup

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 7, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jack Buck > Scully

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scully > any living broadcaster

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

And what it replied to

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ya

this is a treat

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay for gamethread

game stream via atdhe (beware: subject to major lag!): http://www.vshare.tv/live/359208/zcxzxcxzc/1

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by hr on Jun 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yay baseball!

and the dulcet tones of one Vin Scully.

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

remind me

to round up all the threads that happened today. hfs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm... this is NOTan auspicious start

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

that’s what happens when yadi’s not behind the plate

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by hr on Jun 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Roberto Alomar just tried to pronounce Asher Wojciechowski.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope tlr has a very short leash tonight.

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Riddle me this:

Why in the BLUE FUCK is Hawksworth starting? We already have a starter in the bullpen who should have started tonight.

by mattisnotfrench on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I've always been under the impression that you only do a bullpen start when there is no other alternative.

We could either pitch Carpenter or PJ, but we decide to act as if we have no options and take a struggling reliever and basically throw a game.

by StopSpe on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean

Hawk is supposed to maybe be a starter at some point. for whatever reason, Carp is getting an extra day, and i don’t think anyone can convince Tony otherwise. and PJ… i love PJ, but he sucks. i don’t see how this is any worse than pitching PJ.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OFFS!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

a pop fly single?

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, any kind of out at this point.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

you are f'in kidding me

really? not even luck is on our side

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by hr on Jun 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

keep doing it

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes please

it’ll be the only way gawstab gets out of this game alive

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by hr on Jun 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it'd be fine if Albert was sitting and Stav was playing 1B

… i swear. while we’re at it, Winn should be playing left, Skip should be playing center, Miles should be playing 2B, and Holliday should be sitting too.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is stupid

tlr simply gave away this game. if you were so worried about walters starting you should have bumped ottavino on saturday and had him start tonight.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

the official TLR/Duncan explanation just came through Dan'n'Al

Apparently they wanted the advance scouts to focus on Hawk and not Walters. If that’s actually possible I guess it’s good to throw them off the trick-changeup scent, but in the end it’s really just rearranging Walters’s five innings and Hawksworth’s two or three.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

still doesn’t answer the question on why ottavino wasn’t bumped. we’re two starters down, why are we using a fifth starter when we don’t have to?

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it ensures hawk gets in the game

so that advance scouts see him too, if they so desired.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

our comp pick is next, y'all.

some people are still on the board. /nojinxing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Bryce Harper's still on the board, right?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe his brother?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Matheny says Seth Blair.

/spoiler

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

cards are on the clock

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Jun 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else experiencing major MLB radio fail

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Figure that Cards had a late flight after 10-inning loss. Dodgers had an off-day at home.

Perscription for a throw-away . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Seth Blair?

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Coming in loud an clear in Bangkok.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Gah

Bring back the halcyon days of PJ Walters throwing 86 MPH.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Studwick

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

RFL!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well all right Luddy...

that was a shot

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

LUDDY!!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

wick!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, Ludwick.

They’ll need more of those tonight, I’m sure.

…and the Cards are back on the clock.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

...i forgot how tiny miles is.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i recounted that story from the other day

in warmups Skip threw to Miles
and Miles had to jump to get it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is he

five and a half feet tall?

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

one more comp pick for Cards. come on Mike Matheny...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

they are late, actually.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry.... closed out by Alan Benes

Tyrell Jenkins. who is a qb.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with Skips bats?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Lock him up!

What will Luddy command on open market, anyways…3-4 years ~9-10 mill per?

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but we will have Holliday instead

for more money, roughly the same player

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday is a MUCH better hitter for average and baserunner.

Ludwick is better defensively. I’d rather have Holliday, as much as I love Luddy.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 17mil versus 10mil?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Luddy in left at 10, Luddy in right at 10

and 7 extra million spent on upgrading say….second base.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably not

i’m saying they’re not roughly the same player, that’s all

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday .851 OPS 137 wRC

Luddy .846 OPS 129 wRC

Luddy has better D too

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's one year.

history says otherwise. i’d rather have Ludwick this year, in all facets, but that doesn’t mean he’s a better player.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

granted that is just this year. but you must admit Ludwick you should just look at more recent seasons

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday

has the potential to hit much better than .850, ops though. I’d say Luddy at .850 is what we’ll get.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I am just saying Luddy isn’t that much worse at hitting than Holliday, plus he is more “clutch”

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really agree with 'clutch'.

But I’ll agree that Luddy is underrated a bit. I think Holliday will have a good year when all is said and done, in the .410 wOBA range, with average to slightly-above-average outfield defense. Is that worth 17 million? Meh. I’d say so.

Luddy, when healthy and playing well can also provide something similar, and is a better value than Holliday, in terms of performance per dollar.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was very skeptical too

but actually, when you go look at the career splits, this statement is supported.. Luddy hits well over .300 with a very good OPS with RISP, while Holliday is under .300 with a less impressive OPS. i just closed the windows so i’m not going to go find them numbers again, but they’re there.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably just luck

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, but luck is a skill too, isn't it?

… or not :P

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something I'd been thinking about.

Luddy had never been a ‘core’ part of the lineup, in St. Louis. He probably gets better pitches to hit batting near Albert than he would elsewhere, either for fear of walking him with Albert due up, or for Albert being on base ahead of him.

For the Rockies, after Helton’s decline, Holliday ‘was’ that offense. He may not have seen the same percentage of ‘hittable’ pitches in situations where he could hurt them, compared to what Luddy saw.

I’m not saying it explains everything, merely that you can’t look at ‘clutch’ stats in a vacuum. I’m a firm believer that a hitter is what they are, and they’ll hit like that no matter the situation – the only thing that could be a variance is in how they are pitched in certain situations.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

he isn’t THAT much better of a hitter. if you go by OPS

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a hundred points better, career wise.

that’s a pretty big deal.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't really fair to compare Luddy's entire career.

It’s only been ‘08/’09/‘10 that I’d use as a comarison factor for him.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree.

i think ‘08 was an absolute aberration. if you think Ludwick’s going to put up a .966 OPS again, i have a bridge i’d like to sell you.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was such an awesome season

I could see him getting close to .900 this year

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, me too.

i think what he “should” put up is roughly a .850. i could see him getting close to .900, but he’s not gonna hit .966 again. on the other hand, Matt Holliday is completely capable of putting up OPSs of over 1.000.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I'd like that, I don't think Matt has the power to

OPS 1.00 anymore. mid .900’s is probably the best case scenario, perhaps a bit OBP-heavy, which is fine by me.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a guy who needs to bat in front of Pujols.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you forgetting the second half of last year already?

he put up 63 games of 1.023 less than 12 months ago. i quite honestly believe he could still touch 1.000 this year

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

*the rest of this year

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

....wtf, how many threads were opened today???!!!

my summary chip is not amused.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon sounds like he's still drinking on STL time

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hawk

Finding his rhythm against the bottom of the order.

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

srsly

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks like a fake uniform on the pitcher.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

holeeeee sheeet felipe.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Floppy!

Where was this last night?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog's OPS is under .600.... ugh

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Listening to Scully is like listening to a really good freestyle rapper

you can’t believe he’s going completely off the top of his head.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Al: It's just *frightening* how good that mustache looks.

Dan: That’s about two weeks’ worth.
Al: [mutters] and a little mascara….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

made it close

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I thought he beat it.

Guess not.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked safe to me...

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know why he can't get those calls.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, why couldn't Jim Joyce be working this series?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

SSS

Team’s BABIP tonight is .100

by jd is legend on Jun 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I gotta ask to the expense of looking stupid

but what does SSS stand for?
Several Sodomized Saudis? Some Shit Stain? Severely Stupid Senior?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Size

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Size.

But Severely Stupid Senior could describe a lot of management/front office people in baseball.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, it stands for small sample size today

I’m not sure we can expect that trend to continue all year, though.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

small sample size

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, thanks all.

no wonder I couldn’t find that on Google. It’s baseball talk

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction:

it’s statistics talk

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

its a larger set that encompasses anything that uses statistics

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So there's no way they go Austin Wilson...

even if he falls to them right? They must’ve blown their budget on these other guys at this point…

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep hope!

still undrafted

though i think they’ve blown their budget on dominican right handers

i’d be surprised if they even have the cash to sign cox

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Separate budget for domestic draftees/international signees

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

my ass...

They always say that stuff.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

sometimes gotta take from one to pay the other

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Okay, so what's your source for disbelieving what Luhnow says?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just doesn't make any sense...

why be so rigid? Why limit yourself and the talent you sign based on your own accounting scheme?

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't know how the organizations are structured

Judging by what I’ve seen, the international budget IS indeed completely separate from the domestic budget. I work in the purchasing department, and I’ve seen everything that comes into the Mariners minor league teams, but have never seen ANYTHING related to the international (DSL, etc.) leagues

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really have no idea obviously...

I’m just skeptical that an org wouldn’t transfer funds as needed to take advantage of an opportunity.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming it's either not that easy

Or that configuration isn’t the most efficient allocation of resources

These organizations aren’t as stupid as to not take full advantage of every opportunity, trust me

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

clerihews are where it's at

haiku is so 2009

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the haiku:
for people who
would rather count, with time,
than rhyme

clerihews require
a lack of rhythm and a
rhyme dictionary

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booged.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

does he get extra money?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Pink's

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt it

it’s Boog who shows up with the the hotdogs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roscoe's

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese and Colby deep in discussion.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

DL Times sidebar

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note Cards leadoff hitters Idea is to follow the Furcal lead. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRue

Yadi you are not

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

(I missed what Albert was doing with his runner. anyone see that?)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

they were turning each other around.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

99.99!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Truly nice to hear Vince Scully . . .lived in LA for a few years. Miss his calls. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmmm. I love that play.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh?

6?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a natural mistake

seeing as Boog is playing three and a half positions

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Hrabosky hit on Jim Hayes' girlfriend or something?

They seem to really dislike each other

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

it's a schtick, schmitt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so I am told

Mark DeRosa has magically turned into Seth Blair.
and Joel Piñeiro has magically turned into Tyrell Jenkins.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

They got:

-the best college bat in the draft

-the Pac-10 pitcher of the year

-a pitcher throwing 95 who hasn’t come close to filling out his frame.

Sounds divine.

by blindmouse on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

did they miss anyone though?

i hated the draft, and it discombobulated me so much i was logging in to mlb.tv with the wrong password and cussing a storm – finally figured out i was using veb password.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you can hate a draft 10 minutes after the fact

MAYBE the NBA draft works like that, but it’s silly to get worked up over the MLB draft

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he means...

our particular draft.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

they didn't get one guy i wanted

one of allie or vettleson and i’d be pleased. both were possible, and then suddenly weren’t. hate is too strong, but disappointed. i guess cox has value even if not with us, a la walrus.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

i left the other thread when somebody posted his name. another prediction, i guess. damn, well, that’s good news if we can still get him. would change my view of this thing immensely. spend the money, mo.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, i wouldn't mind eibner that low either

if allie falls first.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unless they drafted me with the first pick

Then I think the entire board would hate the draft except for me

by jd is legend on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently whoever booked that Eagles concert

seriously misread St. Louis’s hate for the Dixie Chicks.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

is that unique to st. louis?

i think the promoters are dying on this one.

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could be that the Eagles

are a zombified version of a band that was never that great

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed

No Don Felder? What’s the point then?

by DiscoJer on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that is the main problem

lack of sales can’t be blamed on the opening act. Busch is way too big of a stadium for that group.

although i always think of that great Seinfeld episode where Elaine’s boyfriend had Desperado as his song. Elaine wanted her own song and chose Witchy Women. Classic.

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

There aren't many stadium fillers that I'd like to go see out there

maybe if Kanye West did a stadium tour…

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But there's nothing like

The Clash opening for The Who at Shea Stadium. That would be amazing.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the score

mlb.tv not letting me log in – anyone else having this problem?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1 bad guys

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope... watching it right now

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, fucksakes

knew it would get me at some point – never had a problem before though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong camera FSNMW

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

man i thought that was gone...

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

CAMERA FAIL

Made it look like that was way out of there

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

the crowd was kind of nuts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord...

Thought that was way gone.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit babip!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP Fuck

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

skip not tall enough

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

we're really touring through the 06 team

here’s Belli.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, SO TAGUCHI*

(*i know where he is)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

just seeing him. it's a tour, not a recruiting drive.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

i got distracted, but Hawk just went through 2 1/3 more without giving up a run?
shocked

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

what did i do.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikes beating balls..

26-23….

Go get em Hawk!

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone should check out the box score for the Memphis game tonight.

Tyler Greene, John Jay, Allen Craig, and Joe Mather tell Mo - “I’ll show you MoFo”

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

why can't we DFA Stav and Miles and have Greene and Craig on this team

seriously, does ANYONE think that makes this team anywhere REMOTELY CLOSE to worse?
it makes me sick.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR does

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrm.

All these young kids just don’t respect the game. I should get some more grit for the bench, who are happy to be a cog in the system, and play the game the right game.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linky

linky

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

13-0

in the bottom of the 5th ain’t bad.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

16-1 now, actually

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

descalso good game too so far

maybe he heard we took cox, who then promptly left his game injured

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I see our first three draft choices

and this clusterfuck of a lineup.

Re: the draft, everyone happy with the picks? I like what I’ve seen of Cox but what about the two RP’s?

Re: the lineup, we’re doing pretty okay so far. Yippee!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay? Okay?!

We’re losing. And you know what they say about losing?

You play. To win. The game!

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering that the lineup

is in fact one of the worst ones possible with the players we have, 2-1 is okay.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, that's true.

I’m sorry.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not a bad comp

but not inspiring at all.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno if I agree with that comp.

Uggla has more pop than it seems Cox does.

Maybe something similar to how Freese is hitting this year? Good line drive/contact bat, showing a little bit of power.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, let me clarify,

I like Uggla for the tippy top upside.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

my thoughts too

perhaps i’m greedy, but it seems a universally viewed first rounder should have a higher ceiling

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand the thinking

Why do we need a low ceiling hitter who’ll move through our system fast? Don’t we want to build up some top prospects?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd think

unless we had a spot open for him and he was good enough to move swiftly into it adequately.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

With what was left

we should have gone with a higher ceiling high school arm.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reluctant to ever suggest a team draft for need in baseball

but I was happy to see a bat added to the prospect ranks, Daryl Jones falling off leaves that side of the rolls kind of bare.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

vettleson a pretty good bat

he’s younger, but i think more talented. could have replaced the guy we lost in mateo.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

so the pick Keith Law calls

“best of the night” at that point everyone is complaining about? I just don’t get it

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you in a rush?

this is how you build up a great system.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhh... no it's not

Have you seen the success % of high school pitchers?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not terrific

but then, I’d much rather draft higher ceiling players who could be superstars than low ceiling college bats.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

If the mean is the same, so what? We need the bats in the system anyways

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

because I like greatness?

In any case, Castellanos has more power and Austin Wilson has more everything.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you also like shittiness?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you asking

if he’s interested in Jeff Suppan?

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suppan, Looper, Miles hey everybody the Gangs all Here!!!

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that came off snippy

Think of two players with the same mean. One of them has a lower variance (Zach Cox), one of them has a higher variance (Austin Wilson)… Ultimately, you expect them to have the same value. Wilson might have a higher chance of being a star, but also a higher chance of getting absolutely nothing out of him

Cox might not have as high of a chance of being a Jason Heyward-type star, but you’re also much, much more likely to recoup most of the value that you invested in him

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but its booorrring

if you wanna look at it as statistical likelyhood and draft the safe picks all the time, you will end up with an average baseball team.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Value is value.

You generally ‘do’ want to make extremely high upside picks on occasion, but only if your system can support it. Right now, our system is a little bit on the bare side, so stocking up on middle-to-high upside, and low downside players is the prudent call.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we have

plenty of guys with average upside. That’s not what makes a system rank highly.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck cares if that makes a system rank highly?

Garcia and Freese were both low upside/safe guys

Look at them now

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point is

the reason our system is bare isn’t a lack of medium upside talent. It’s because we don’t have top talent. Freese and Garcia are exceptions to the rule as they are outperforming even their most generous projections.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese is pretty much the perfect example of how I like to build a system.

Medium-to-High upside, and lots of it. Worst case scenario, you get bench/AAAA system filler. Best case scenario, a guy pans out to be a solid starter, cheap.

Use the money saved on intelligent Free Agency moves, and you have strong year-to-year contender. It just seems to be the best value overall to me, rather than risking picks and cash on high upside/high risk guys.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then how do you get great players?

Free agency? Luck?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically:

Yes. Luck.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday was 7th rounder

So was JEd, I think we no where the greatest hitter of his generation was drafted

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

As I said, with a system full of intelligent medium-to-high upside guys, enough of them become cheap, cost-controlled, quality major leaguers that you have the cash to spend appropriately in free agency to supplement the cost-controlled above-average guys.

So it’s a blend of your investments panning out, and free agency. Prioritizing value over superstar potential gives you a better financial situation as a whole.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention trades like the ones that brought JED and

to a lesser extent Larry Walker

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the team has stars already

hopefully Waino/Jaime serves as a bridge to Waino/Miller/Jaime and Colby becomes a .900+ ops to Team with Lego and Mang to give the team a solid core of bats to build around

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime is not a star

Jaime is a #3 pitcher with #2 upside.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Miller has star potential

and you are talking about a team that won a world series with so pretty middle of the road guys on the mound

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

would it have cost more to sign vettleson

than cox, or to sign allie?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, you and Vettleson

no it would have been much cheaper.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

we just missed the kid

probably better than mateo and far cheaper. somebody got a good one – was it the rays or red sox?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think you probably think much higher of him than most

but the Rays grabbed him

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, ok

figured they would have a good draft.

i know rb liked him with our 46th, but i didn’t figure him to get there. i’m with friedman on this kid. i think he was pretty highly regarded, in the colby range.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

how the hell do high upside kids

just keep falling in tampa’s lap?

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

because they pick that way

while others take some safer picks

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can offer what you want

might be frowned on by bud, but so what.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Assuming he picks baseball. He is committed to play QB at Baylor.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that's Baylor...

we’re the Cardinals.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not the only way

the cardinals took miller last year, jenkins this year, and just made a $1.5 million all-upside international signing. You also have to build depth and breadth, and high school arms (with their poor success rate) don’t do much for that.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The international signing is key here

He is basically a high school pitcher, call him the overall 1 pick and then look at the four together and it changes somewhat.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The age thing is going to be fun to watch

Was he 16 last year? is he 18 this year? 19? How the heck old is he?

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The STL media can't even agree.

So I don’t know how the Cardinals know.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he clears MLB investigation.

I’d be sooo happy to have him in the farm system.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

but considering the fact that this draft was much stronger on high school arms

That’s where I’d go to get the best player. I did like the Matias signing (not that I know a whole hell of a lot about him) but I’m always for signing the best player available.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

as am I

but there are people who know considerably more than I do who think Cox was the best player available, or one of them. I haven’t yet seen it labeled an overdraft, at least.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I heard that Keith Law is crazy about Cox.

Heh heh heh.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/6/7/1506457/game-58-open-thread-cardinals-at#

if he isn’t talking about Cox he is thinking about Cox

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

F'n SBN

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't put links in titles

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/6/7/1506457/game-58-open-thread-cardinals-at#

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was unintentional

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't an overdraft

It just wasn’t the high ceiling potential star kind of pick I was looking for.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was on the board that you would've liked more?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

vettleson, allie, and the minny catcher for me

think they all went in the supp, but vettleson may have been end of first

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson, Allie, Castellanos

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Sorry, I haven’t been able to keep up with the flurry of discussion today.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

I think he’s the closest thing to a high impact bat, while still being a strong system pick that we were going to get, that far down. he could have gone 6th-7th, and we snagged him where we did.

I like the pick.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

why did he fall?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Signability

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're sure?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Draft eligible sophomore

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know that

but i’d think he’s pretty keen to sign. who says he was a signability issue?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is a draft eligible sophomore

he was picked something like 20th out of high school but went to college, could take his chances a couple more times even

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he fell further than high school

or 20th was the round?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

only problem is that he injured himself today

so that is kind like a wet blanket on the draft

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, but still not good

and also a damper on the draft even if not a big one

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happens when

A Hawk runs out of gas?

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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Only if Suppan answers his phone

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really thought he was going to be part of a trade after this game

but that is falling apart real fast

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone think he should have been sent down BEFORE this game. . ?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet he could too

doesn’t mean tony et al will take the risk/actively want to see if he can.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

He still has a pretty good arm that plays okay in the bullpen. Our ’pen has just been so good that we overlook that fact. A team like Arizona, or maybe even the Cubs would snap him up in a heartbeat.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear GOB,

I’m sorry for tempting you, please forgive me.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so it was you!

they don’t forgive
they just laugh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it was me

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

babip!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

oh jeez

really?

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

KILL ME NOW.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

long low whistle.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

squeeze.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

second time hawk just couldn't quite get a pop in the air

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Torre 1 - Genius fail.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

what a joke

ha ha hahahaha fuck

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmm...

Should have went after Belliard and traded the flyout for the run now we are in the same position and still only one out.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Torre and Larussa....Dumb and dumber tonight.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear GOB.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm going to go watch some west wing, season three.

night guys. this sucked. go cardinals.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

well poop

the wheels seem to be falling off.

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

. . .and now the bad news, Miles warming up

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Miles.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue check the bat.

Off ballance, one armed, pulling outside pitch. goes to the wall.

Standard.

by Harknights on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Furcal against the Cardinals...

If it isn’t falling in for a hit, something is very, very wrong.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

should gave Belliard a fastball damn it...

3-1 nobody on and 2 out as long as he flies out.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

now it's 6-1 because Tony had to try and be cute and Hawk is done.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

na na na

na na na

i can’t hear you

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it isn't an Ace Veteran Lefty Starter I'll be happy

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I was trying to make a Mulder joke…oh well

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

or an overrated outfielder*

*slight sarcasm

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dallas Braden? Brett Anderson?

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by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barton, Wallace, the history is there

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give up trying to predict anything...

These two seemed guaranteed to hit the crap out of the ball…

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll bet wallace will

he’s gotta be bored and frustrated as the jays try to get rid of overbay

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still the history of top slugger going to A's is there

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bag of their finest cashews

and a warm smile

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we have anyone warming up?

Pleeze

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hawk was done a few batters ago...

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not prepared to throw 50+ pitches

One inning too much for Hawksworth

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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Blake Marquis.

Take one for the team, Hawk.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's toast...

a botched wrist surgery at age 35 is pretty ominous.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can give him a win

but only compared to dumbo sabean. no way should mo have considered signing dero. we can give him a win too then for not signing any number of players.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Mo has a special talent for letting...

guys walk.

Holliday notwithstanding…

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

randy winn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So it sure was nice for Tony to let a fan start the game tonight

Wait, Hawksworth is an actual pitcher?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember when

The Hawk Signal worked like magic for a long time.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I mention I really hated the walk to Belliard?

It was over after that…

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elated

I just turned on the tv to the ESPN channel, and lo and behold, the Cards game is being shown in beautiful downtown Kathmandu! My first game of the year. I am going to have to pay more attention to the games that are being nationally televised, and to this ESPN channel, which is usually showing anything but baseball. Dejected to see the 4th inning scoring however. Batters, please get to their rookie.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Mather, Craig, Jay, and Greene

Can we have them back…we are missing some of our youthful mojo

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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

They're making their case

down in Memphis.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles and Winn

Are making their case with the big club

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Miles and Winn

Are making their case with the big club

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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Winn and Miles

They wouldn’t make it

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LaRue can go away too

Every time he catches we give up tons of runs

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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anderson!

But I can understand having Anderson at AAA, getting actually playing time.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather Miles make his case to be released...somewhere else.

And Greene hit his dingers and play stellar Defense…with the big club.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grit has some direct relation to age,

so it makes sense.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaand he steals.

Even more grit!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony nods.

Makes note in book ‘VERY GRITTY’.

Has Mo sign him to 5 year contract to replace Luddy in right.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, cool

blake hawksworth

way to show those dodgers

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

winnsteal

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah Rick Honeycutt...

You totally kicked ass in RBI baseball.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember Chet Lemon?

That dude could rake.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

vin scully makes our offense sound amazing

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Vin Scully makes anything sound amazing.

I wish I could listen to him instead of Dan and Al.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our bench is composed of two injured guys...

two gritty guys, and our starting catcher. Is this right?

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

/Garcia sprains ankle rounding third base.

 /Waino takes fastball off the fingers trying to bunt.

I’m all for utilizing the bench…but I really don’t like using starting pitchers in situations at bat/in the field unless they’re actually pitching.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was being silly and sarcastic

then you had go put those awful predictions in print

f’n voxx

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even recognize LaRue

Did Jim Joyce ruin the Fu Manchu for everyone?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

how very BABIP-y a double play.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the idiot backup catcher...

who swings at the first pitch after two straight walks.

That’s not “the team.”

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF NO LARUEMANCHU its sapping his power

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

"If that play had turned out

completely differently, it would have been good. But it didn’t."—Al.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

cold.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

This is the first time I’ve heard that new whatever the fuck 6 is a serious number song. Holy balls.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

My ears.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its amazing that its your first time hearing it.

Its an embarassment to Cardinals fans, country fans, and white people in general.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in France for the last 7 months.

The rap was cheesy and awful but at least it was kind of amusing. That had no redeeming qualities at all.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only say its amazing that its your first time because everytime it comes on

someone in STL commits suicide.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was meant to be...

It was nerdcore. Which isn’t really meant to be taken that seriously.

by DiscoJer on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats for showing us that horrible On The Run - Country Version commercial

during a 6-1 LAD lead…

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Peej

Can you please throw strikes that stay in the park?

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by coachnick39 on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

peej is a starter

so why did tlr need to leave hawk in there for 4, when dd had him down for 3,
or even start him a la al

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This game.

Regressing us to the mean.

To be fair, better offenses hit more line drives, which have higher BABIP rates. You can’t really look ‘that’ much into team BABIP, I don’t think.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan no.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no he didn't.

Dan, take THAT back.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

manny

i like how he has a bat on his shoulder in his gameday pic. very ridiculous.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Pajamas.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

dan stop. stop. stop stop.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Al's succumbing to the stupidity.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny

Ramirez est un gars drôle.

by deweydell on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we consider signing Suppan...

If he promises to wear the swim goggles when he pitches?

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

If Suppan promises not to pitch,

and not to be paid, then we can sign him.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Mo,

please find us a 5th starter who can eat innings and also give us a chance to win.
Sincerely,
  Cardinal Nation

P.S.- stay away from the Soup special.

by stxcardsfan on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of DER....

DeRosa isn’t performing for the Giants either, maybe they’d be open to a trade!

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, will Mulder come back?

While we’re at it, someone find Eli Marrerro.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

birds still asleep

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

scully talking about larue's bad habits

it’s so obvious

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, hey, it's Belliard.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

should have thrown him a fastball damn it!

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Jun 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

gliders? balloons? confetti?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Skip was playing where Belliard used to,

Belliard would’ve been out.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

boy

they’re not hitting it hard but they are hitting the ball all over the place

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

who'd they take?

i know it was somebody saves them money this year because they probably won’t, which could be purposeful on their part, but who was it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime requests audience with Valenzuela

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

what.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Dodgers are gonna score this series, I prefer they get it all out of their system tonight.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

How has McGwire done this season?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't we one of the leaders in walks?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a case of...

‘you remember the bad swings’. We have better plate discipline than most teams, just when guys hack, it sticks in our craw, so to speak.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s true. but in other areas our plate discipline sucks

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What other parts?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just have Carp be the batting coach.

Sure, he can’t hit for shit, but he can just luggage the rest until they do.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, stache

it’s fucking belly lard

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

7-1 lead and Torre is stealing bases.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I would too

no lead is too big in baseball

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This one is.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

would be hard but not impossible

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear babby kittens.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this game

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

PJ Walters will soon be calling Memphis home again

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

remember

when people thought walters was gonna be an effective pitcher for the cardinals because he had a good start in AAA?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

in their defense

it was more like he had a good career in the entire minor leagues

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was always optimistic for PJ

but a right handed control pitcher not named Maddux is not going to last a long time in MLB

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

low leverage innings

better bring in peej to soak them up.

Wait, you’re right. Maybe Hawksworth…

by DanUpBaby on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously? blake fucking dewitt?

this is “lol” at this point. one of the best teams in the league and should hypothetically be a good series and tony gives the first game away. just piss poor managing. i’m disgusted.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what was he supposed to do?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd rather keep jaime off the DL

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh brother

because throwing him one day early ON NORMAL REST really would have hurt him that much.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're pretty fired up aren't you?

i dunno, i think limiting innings for any of the starters in early june is good

don’t let me get in the way of you freaking out, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not freaking out

i just think people are a going a little too baby on jaime. if he’s going to get hurt, chances are he’ll get hurt whether he throws 200 innings or if he throws 180 innings.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why risk it, especially since we'll need him come playoffs?

I’d rather keep his inning total under 180, honestly.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

To each their own, I suppose. I just take a longer view towards it, rather than a game-to-game one. This isn’t football, where every game is a proportionally large part of the overall record. ‘The good of the team’ is a cliche, to be sure, but in baseball, it rings a bit true. Doing what you can to keep guys fresh and healthy, not only for the long season, but the playoffs, is worth a few games like this.

What if instead of every ball we hit being caught, and every bloop by the dodgers falling in, things evened out, and we squeaked out a 7-6 win? Baseball happens, luck happens, and nights like tonight are a necessity, unfortunately.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree that they're a necessity sometimes.

but nights like this should be avoided at all costs, and tony had a chance to avoid tonight and he didn’t.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that happens though

in every sport. call it taking the steam out or whatever, but you can’t dispute that it is what happens.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't dispute that it happens

but I don’t think the effect is that great. might have scored one more, might not have.

hey look, Luddy just jacked a dong!

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can't, really.

BABIP happens. 19 balls in play, 1 falls in for a hit. It could have very well been 5-6 hits strung together, a few of their hits don’t fall in, and it’s a ballgame. I’m not going to chastise Tony for the decision to limit innings, just because things didn’t work out this time.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Tell me about it.

“He’s a great pitcher! He walked 15 batters, sure, but only gave up one hit, and by some lucky fluke, didn’t give up many runs! Nevermind the fact that he doesn’t strike anyone out, all those balls going right to fielders are totally controllable by him!”

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

luck and chance happen

but the best defense against them hurting you are skill and talent.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

no idea what that means

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

You limit luck hurting you by striking guys out, and not walking them.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

we agree

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

chill out

Penny should be back pretty soon

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not being reactionary.

i was calling this crap this morning, so the fact that it’s happening now doesn’t make me reactionary.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

if they didn't have 10 we might well have more

but they have 10!! of course, they could have gotten lucky and got that off carp too, so you really have no argument. heh heh heh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because extending him a little bit throughout the season

is how we limit his innings, without vastly reducing his workload. It’s a long season, you’re going to have games like this that, while not entirely throwing away, you accept that you have less than a normal chance to win.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Over, meet reaction.

What would you have him do instead? We don’t exactly have a stable of capable starting-quality arms. When Penny is back, we have more leeway with the last spot in the rotation, but when we need to plug multiple gaps, it leads to nights like this.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Carp could have pitched tonight

by stxcardsfan on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not a bad idea to use one tonight.

Limiting innings is limiting innings. I’d rather keep to a 5 pitcher rotation than skip starts for Jaime or Carp. Wainright is a horse, but we’ll need him to be one for the years to come.

by Voxx on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they already knew that before tonite

this was a throwaway game, and probably a few scouts in the stands – hope for the best.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

i mean, both hawksworth and walters have sucked, and rasmus and freese are hurt. i guess you could argue molina should be there, but he needed a rest as well.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

chitown

remember that score you picked on the simulator, 11-1? you might win the dodgers pool.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I was just thinking that

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

little red riding peej
earning his nickname again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

'Here, Dodgers, I have a great team.

I’ll pick my shittiest lineup for you.’

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

well, Suppan is looking pretty good right now...

Honestly though, If Penny can’t get back soon, I may rather have Suppan than Walters. Just being honest. At least he’d be cheap and wouldn’t need time in the minors like other FA options.

by stxcardsfan on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I know this was a joke but

it almost made me cry.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay subject line.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

flag'd

offensive

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheap? Only if Milwaukee is willing to eat contract.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They already did

they released him, they eat it anyone who signs him signs him for league min…I think Suppan is worth the flier

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was not aware of this news...

I guess it wouldn’t be frontline material

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I did not get the memo

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was released.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to take awhile before they'd be MLB ready is the problem.

They’d need more than a month in EST and the minors. By then, Lohse could be close to being ready to come back (as slim a chance as it may be). They need to bring someone in now, either by trade or someone who was DFA’ed or released.

by stxcardsfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

smoltz will never pitch again

and pedro leans more that way every day.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgerdog Blues

Les Cardinals paraissent le très mauvais ce soir. Ils sont distraits, indifférents et drôles.

by deweydell on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Oui

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAfuckingBIP

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan has no freaking luck

that ball was hammered

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

MFBBABIP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Albert!

Give me a meaningless home run!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

On the bright side:

This game’s made me realize we haven’t been blown out very often this year!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Thnx for cheering my overreacting ass up

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Holy Shit!

I was happy to have a moment to watch a game and it’s 10-1! WTF! And as I tune in f u ethier, Boog can’t buy a hit

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

nobody can tonight

except that solo luddy shot

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday!

Give me a meaningless foul out!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

meaningless ground out will do.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm done with jinxes,

with reverse jinxes, with reverse double jinxes.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spants.

Your phone just had the weirdest commercial.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

It was butterflies with really oversized

human heads and they were head-butting the phone to make it do things. So, I think so.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why phone manufacturers/carriers have to make their commercials

so damn creepy. Show me what the phone does, tell me why I want it…don’t try to creep me out. Those Pre commercials were awful.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was a Radio Shack commercial for Father's Day.

Which makes it a little weirder, really.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do butterflies with heads...

never mind.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I with you,

I’m just sayin’ it wasn’t the phone maker.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't catch that on tv.

Thanks!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

that pre ad campaign...

I don’t think any ad campaign in recent memory can be more directly tied to its company’s financial ruin.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

I was all, hey cool phone Palm! And then they ran out a creepy redhead with no melanin in the middle of a field with her back to the camera and a sinister grin on her face shudder

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 walks, 0 strike outs in 6 innings.

2 hits. Baseball is a funny thing, sometimes.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

square the ball up better and that helps BABIP

BABIP might be some luck, but squaring the ball up is decidedly a skill.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

We've hit 20% line drives this game.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

we should against a AAA pitcher

but i don’t like the LD% too much unless i see them – little flairs to infielders and such are not liners to me.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're getting blown out in LA so I feel this is a good time to post this


best commercial ever

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

SBN'd?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok never mind

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say it's possible to be a fan for a couple teams.

To differing levels of fandom. I’m obviously a Cards fan first and foremost, but I also follow the Giants, and to a lesser extent, the OriolesNationals.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thing is...I've known him for a long time.

And until tonight I never knew anything about the Dodgers being his #1 team.

by jackhammerslam on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYxLd8O9lA

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYxLd8O9lA

FTFY

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

McGwire bashing the keyboard...I forgot about that.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Charley Steiner FTW

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

10-1, eh?

remember last year, when we played L.A. so tough in the regular season that everybody wanted to face them instead of Philly in the playoffs? Yeah.

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

maybe the reverse this year?

We’ll sweep them in October this year.

by stxcardsfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

I get back from softball and this is what I’m greeted with? Looks like it’s back to AAA for Walters, back to the bullpen for Hawksworth, and into the rotation for Suppan

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

you're greeted with this too

at least it’s a start :P

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

THUDWICK.

eat that dodgers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

AIRWICK

img src=“https://www.giftlandofficemax.com/images/air%20wick%202%20in%201%20sparkling%20citrus.jpg”/

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

God, I suck at this

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oops, sorry.

=)

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

subject line

/lol

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're having a bit of trouble.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like the 2-in-1 touch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's air.

It’s also a wick!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOMBOOMWICK

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

so Tyrell Jenkins new baby bird or Chappelle Shoe character?

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Show

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

crackhead?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

wrong

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

GGGGGGg-unit

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tyrone*

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

(is the character I thought)

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is the Crackhead

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah... means he'll cost more next year

Good for him, I suppose.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 8, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobodycaresaboutmyfantasyteamthathejusthelpedwick

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

i thought dan had escaped, for a bit there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't really think Hawk was 'that' bad tonight.

I don’t like the 3 walks, but he generally kept the ball down, struck out 5 in 4 innings, and just was hurt by balls finding holes.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

So 26 years after Springsteen picks Courtney Cox the Cards pick Zack Cox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

You are reaching here...

but regardless, thats a very young short-haired Courtney Cox in that video…

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by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

This could get semi-kind-of

interesting here.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

If you take two pitches in the same place,

and they’re balls, don’t swing at a 3rd pitch in the same place and ground out.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

little red riding peej.....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys I have an IDEA

can we replace LaRue with someone else? Anyone else?

blarg

by chalk on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I was just thinking, what's the point of having a backup catcher

if he can’t hit, he isn’t anything special defensively, and TLR doesn’t trust him enough to play him at all often enough (thus forcing him to never give Yadi enough rest)?
Surely we have someone promising lurking in the minors?

blarg

by chalk on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

if Larue was at least more consistent defensively it would make sense. but he’s not that great. and he SUCKS at hitting. so wtf

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because TLR

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh, I can't blame this one on him

it’s more “because backup catcher and managers.” managers like backup catchers that aren’t good at any one thing, for some reason.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mainly because if they were good they wouldn't

be backups. But point taken.

Backup catchers just suck and I can deal with that. Larue is kind of a lovable ruffian anyways, or he was with the porn-stache.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am against stachelessness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Larue is being groomed...for management

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

if there's one thing Jason LaRue is not

it’s groomed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just worry because it seems like TLR has no faith in LaRue and is thus overusing Yadi.

So I’d like to switch to someone else, even if it must be someone replacement-level.

blarg

by chalk on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

stav

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Your backup catcher is ‘going’ to be a veteran, no-upside kind of guy. Young catchers will get playing time, one way or the other.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just swing at ball 4

Skip must be giving LaRue batting lessons

by stxcardsfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Ouch.

Miller’s left hand is tattooed.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

he's cherokee indian

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

How is that relevant?

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by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's the tattoo?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

yay

walters just batted! and k’d!

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Cool I think the Phillies 1st rounder is a distant cousin

His name is Jesse Biddle from German Town PA my great great grandfather name was Thomas Biddle he fought for the 6th Pennsylvania Regiment in the Civil War

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

by TomCat009 on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

they're talking about avocados.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

finally

finally

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't bunt Brendan.

Don’t do it.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys there's still hope.

Dreamweaver is warming up.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Lopex!

Alright, lets continue this rally so that Holliday can end it!

by stxcardsfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

haha. Lopex steals. because he badass.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

thank god the ball was in the dirt

took him forever to get there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tatoo Vader?

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or Darth Tatoo?

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

tatooine

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

This Boog batting second experiment needs to end.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

it's not an experiment

it’s due to injury.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

But hey, were trying!

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Someone tells TLR that you should have one of your best, if not your best, hitters in the 2 slot.

Tony’s reaction:

But…that doesn’t make sense. You don’t get many RBI’s from that spot. You need a gritty guy there that can put the ball on the ground and move guys over.

by Voxx on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought Tony was a big bat 2 spot guy?

But not the last 2 games and yeah BRyan’s glove does not help him hit 2nd, which he should not do

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wanna honge rung

He wanz ang out

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

you’re too late!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh good. nick stavinoha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

With the lineup we trotted out

The game should have started like this, with someone else at 1st as well

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yup

should have sat all the regulars as much as possible

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

All right.

TLR’s given up, so have I. I think I’m out now, guys.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Peej the innings eater.

I bet if you gave him 100 starts, he’d never have one where he lasted more than 5 innings

by stxcardsfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two reasons

1) it’s in fare territory, ur backwards and
2) that doesn’t matter because it’s part of the foul pole just like the flagpole is part of the field in Houston therefor not a homerun and a lot of scoreboards over the yellow line are part of the stands therefor a homerun

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol

stav infection

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

stav made holliday's play last year look good

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

We're just two grand slams away from winning! Get Tatis up there!

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=3297525

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

lol, cardinals

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ STAV

SNIPERS! LOOKOUT! SNIPERS IN THE STADIUM!

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, peej. You poor bastard.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

little red riding peej

thrown to the wolves again

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

stav completely misses in the replay

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I like how Al tries to make it sound like Nick missed that because he's in LF

rather than RF. There’s your 25th roster spot at work people.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

how mayu guys are occupying the 25th spot now?

stav, miles, winn and walters?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say stav, miles and winn

all have a hold on that 25th spot. Winn I think is the most defensible choice of those three.

Walters and Hawksworth have to be at the bottom of the pitching pile. The sheen has worn of Hawk and Walters was never good enough for the bigs.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

hawk and peej are getting ROCKED tonight. thought that one was going to go out

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah

the only reason I’m even following along at this point is cause I just walked in the house….

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where's Chan Ho Park when you need him?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

zelda?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy draft day everyone. I'm calling it a night.

2010: The Draft of Cox

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

2010: Year of the Cox

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

dgoold

 Get this: #Cardinals picks Cox and Blair were teammates on … wait for it … a Cape Cod team. #stlcards about 1 hour ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

makes scouting them easier i guess

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why was Holliday taken out?

I am not paying attention to this crap fest of a game.

Rest? Suckness at plate?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

tony resting him I guess

or punishing him for not making runs happen. who knows

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

raise stavs trade value

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Stav sees three pitches for that K

way to work the count Stav…you ran out of strikes!

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes. He is a joke

A joke about a girl in a wheelchair whose complaining about the size of her prom dress.

Not funny, cruel and not worth having in a 25-man roster

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

somehow I knew he was going to be a problem since he first came up

now he won’t go away. like some kind of bad infection

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright guys....I'm here.

Let’s set up a comeback.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to invoke clause one of your signature.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um???

This was non-sarcastic.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still invoking it.

; )

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You summummabitch!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

jack another dongwick

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

well if fang got his way

I wonder how many runs Ottavino would have allowed tonight

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

2, 3

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say 5

we’d probably get 5 runs… so it would have went into extras and decimated our bullpen

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting twist on a Ashley Madison

commercial there. Don’t cheat guys! Also, Scientology!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

ME TOO.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hell yeah! That'd cut my transit to STL by 3 hours...

…I’d just drive 2 hours up to chicago and hop a 2 hours train instead of driving 7 hours

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

That kid is my new hero

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Al did you just say that PJ minimized the damage by giving up 6 ER?

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Shhh.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

The warning track is getting a work-out

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

they should go out there and rake it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who else thinks we should pick up Suppan?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

just kidding

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dannonal

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still getting rocked.

Get out, P.J. just go

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

3-6-1, baby

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Albert I'd a DP maching today

“I no a maching, I jus Alber”

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

*is

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

winndouble

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

unbelievably, the EVO live-updates comments.mm

But it has no keyboard, so i can’t mark comments as read without leaving thread.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Now I’m jealous.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is the first useful purpose since emulating SNES games

for touchscreen phones with built-in keyboards. I’m looking for a touch slider with huge Z and Shift+A buttons.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Anyone seen this?!

Hennessey Venom GT…

….I need a towel.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmm.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

That looked like something off of GT4.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 8, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

impressive snag is impressive.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

if Larue could actually hit the ball harder than that

maybe it wouldn’t have been caught. or maybe I was talking about Hawksworth. not sure.

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait, isn't cox being compared to dewitt?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

but it sounds like we got a steal in the 25th round, no? pretty lucky considering it happened with wallace too

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

L. O. L.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

just meant that it was a surprise that both were still available during our picks in the respective drafts.

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miles PH?

PLEASE MAKE IT AN OUT.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Miles you hit the crap out of that one.

So hopefully the Dodgers got all of the good plays and runs out of their system tonigth and Carpenter and the real Cardinals show up tomorrow.

Player of the Game:
Ryan F. Ludwick

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I think this is Tony's thinking for this game

Rasmus & Freese are banged up, Molina needs a day off, the rotation is banged up, and we have Carp & Waino going in the 2nd & 3rd game, so we have a good chance to take those 2 games. Bullpen didn’t have to pitch a bunch of innings, etc.

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

6ly

Miles, P.J., Stavinoha… There’s a reason why you play at the minors.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh hey, its NFL Live on ESPN.

awesome.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

midnight.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

careful

that beer is going to pour out

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's why

it’s FTL.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Explain this...please.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Briefly?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, okay, so I believe you now

because that made no sense. Oh well. Such is VEB. I’ve been gone way too long.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

but seriously

Carp nearly killed someone.
they drew blood and everything. you shouldn’t miss that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

What thread did this originate in?

Also, Carp almost killed someone?

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by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to read it, then.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, there was the part where Skippy made a prison buddy and Boog resorted to a man thong.

but that was a losing game, so we were a little glum.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

^a different game, I mean.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

can't

because I’m almost sure Carp’s blood is in a separate post. they didn’t produce the gif till later.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd have liked to do that for 2009

this year has had a lot of depressing spots so far.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never too late.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

you could still do a 2009 retrospective

I’m sure there will still be some good ones for 2010. 2008 also had some gems btw

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes. that was the unfinished poem.

i got hellishly busy during the winter, and then sbn was just a *, over and over.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

'moments' might work better for 2010

like Barden trying to run on Yadi.

…uh, every single one of Ludwick’s catches.

Yadi tagging two Pirates in one go.

every time Skip wore the socks up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Penny GS

Trevor, meet Nick. Nick, Trevor. Also, the Prince Fielder tantrum.

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh man the Prince Fielder thing

that gif cracks me up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just the game thread would be fine,

I can find it myself if I know around when it was…

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The series was 4/19 - 21

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm almost sure d-dee made the Carp gif.

actually…. searching her name and “gif” will probably get you up to a nice best-of, despite some missing pieces.

like Joey Slides.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was someone else

but can’t remember for sure

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

there were a number of gifs

I’m sure the Carp’s blood was hers, though — she’s the big Carp fan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

slap me with an eel cat

I was wrong
it was purple_haze’s

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1807/carpdoesntgiveafuckfina.gif

really huge file.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean this one?

that was me. I think I made it the day after.

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, the actual scene. animated gif.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow

I don’t remember seeing an animation.

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

then you must modify your lightsaber

the force is not strong enough with you

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

either that or

I’ve had non-basement related program activities cutting into my game thread time….

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFAYNBRPA.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think the best GT so far for this year is probably one of the recent blowouts we won against either Cincy or the Cubs….

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Padres

when Boog broke out. and the handshake dance.

oh, I almost forgot… that sweltering game on Saturday, they flashed Wainwright’s handshake rituals with the team on the scoreboard. not Santana-elaborate, but well practiced.

then after the walk-off (careful) pounding, Boog and Colby did their usual cheek thing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, about that....

any acronyms beginning with CDGAF = Carp Doesn’t Give a Fuck (About - )

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're not missing anything

repeated alterations made to a single picture of a shaved cat. Bad photoshop jobs piled on top of each other. It’s got an eel over its face from that weird D-Bax series. Blah. Whatever.

by nota bene on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ruling: not gritty enough.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

memesplanation

once upon a time
the Snakepit came over to eel-bomb us during the Arizona series. they were very cordial, and wished to bestow their jinxing eels on us.

we beat them. Carp also nearly killed someone. and then we beat them some more. they also accidentally eel-bombed themselves.

in the spirit of goodwill and late nights, several VEBers embellished the “no cats till after midnight” trope with eel faces. this is the latest product — an eelcat. specifically for a night of fail.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Form the get-go

it was one destined for shittyness

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Their lines are eerirly identical - one bad the other worse. Interchangable parts on a wheeless vehicle.

Question who goes to Memphis first?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 8, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the bright side, it was a pretty quick 12-4 game

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, good night all

Here’s to hoping the Cardinals actually build a decent lineup tomorrow to backup our ace. No Stav, No Miles, No crap

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow ESPN, so the Dodgers beat the shit out of our AAA starters

and you go and exploit it by making it THE VERY FIRST HIGHLIGHTS YOU PLAY?!?!

I hope the Cardinals beat the Dodgers tomorrow 12-4. I guarantee we are the last highlight on the show.

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by Heisenberg on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Why do we go to Arizona twice, but they never come to STL?

Am I reading the schedule correctly? That seems odd.

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Jun 8, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

The muddy Mississip has had eels for a long time.

I’ve pulled a couple of those nasty bastards out of the river.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

while fishing with my dad and grandpa

we had a few fish that had eels attached to them. but did not see any lampreys. well, I guess eels in general scare the diamondbacks.

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I must have missed the lamprey bit.

I just thought it was eels in general.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I just started saying lampreys because most of the pics were of lampreys

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we both know waaaay too much about this.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure my knowledge of Snakepit's use of menacing water fauna

is overwriting the part of my brain that once stored high-school algebra.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought they were morays.

lampreys don’t have jaws.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh

whatevs lol

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

hinged jaws are srs bznz.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

technically

Petromyzontidae =/= Anguilliformes

lampreys are not true fish.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

D-Backs here 6/28 - 30

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

As in, signed?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Derosa compensation

sorry, just picked him

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

As a bonus, the Cards view Blair as a signable player. While they expect that Cox and No. 50 selection Tyrell Jenkins could provide challenges in negotiations, they are confident that a deal with Blair could get done more quickly.

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently they are all ready for the man stew.

http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/jun/07/cardinals-top-two-draft-choices-will-face-each-oth/

"Zach Cox is a great player," Blair said in a conference call. "I got to see his skills and and he also is a great kid. He made a lot of great plays for me last summer and knocked in a lot of runs for me. He’s got every tool in the book."
Cox also was happy to know that he could have a chance to play with Blair again as well.
"He was one of the hardest working guys on the team," Cox said.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

“I saw Blair this summer [in the Cape Cod League],” said Jeff Luhnow, the Cardinals’ vice president of scouting and player development. “He was a good pitcher. I went back again and saw him in May, and he’s a better pitcher. … We sat on him pretty good this year and feel like he’s on a trajectory to continue to improve. He’s got tremendous breaking stuff. And his fastball has gone from an average of 90-91 [mph], which I saw at the Cape, to now we’re talking he touches mid-90s and sometimes upper 90s. So that’s exciting, to get an arm like that.”

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 8, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice good day to recall - promising draft and an hour's meeting with a recent Miss Thailand.

Takes the sting off the game

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 8, 2010 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

heh heh heh

sounds good.

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by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course, but what's her hourly rate is the question

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by cardball on Jun 8, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

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